July 9, 2025 • 48 mins
The 'Goons are back and we're playing two games. Name that Strain and Slurred Speech.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
What do you want to say something about your show?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I shot on myself in the womb.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Stop Phil, you fucking stink.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
You know what? Fuck this.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Because it's hollings Worth, but it's worth less.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
I don't want to hear about whatever you have to say,
the worthless of the week.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
You're just gonna sit up there the whole time, Phil,
Fox Scorpion. It's a move, man, you fucking dummy.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
House of race? Black people? Shoot me now A So
what's up? Everybody? Welcome to the hollings Worth US Program.
(00:51):
W I'm one of your hosts, Big Rs Jay Henria Galler.
Today we have today the Hiligoons, the Goon Squad, three men,
no baby shout out to Baby Miles, just the three
of us, the three Musketeers, the Three's Company with no
mister Fairley starting with he's part time famous, full time funny.
(01:14):
You've seen him on Amazon Prime. Carlos Anthony. We'll be
in the building. Glad to be back. Man. I'm trying
to curb my energy. Do what you do yet, because
at this point it's gonna come out anyway. So go
ahead head, Last, but not least, we have h he
(01:35):
took the d out of d E. I he's d
you white. If we call him the one box check mat,
he's now very cancellable. The Hey, I'm not racist, Tyler,
don't call me Joseph Smith. You're not coming through your mic.
(01:57):
You're coming through your computer speakers, I think, or computer
micro But you know it's you know, it's funny, what
a BS Jeffrey. What's funny is if if somebody is
a newer listener to this, they have no idea about
the Uh, don't call me racist or I'm not racist.
They don't know anything about like like over the last year,
(02:17):
how how many different ethnicities you were? You were? Yeah,
I know the sound better now. And uh, before we start,
I want to give a shout out to uh might
be the might be the number one hw P fan.
(02:38):
I don't know, BS Jeffrey might be up there, but uh, Kevin,
Kevin is a ski addict. He Uh, he hit me up.
He was like, hey, man, where's the h b P.
You haven't seen it and everything, and uh, I told him,
you know, we've been working, been traveling and uh, but
we're back today. And I told him that we'd be
back today. And Apollo's here on my lap like I'm
(02:58):
doctor Evil. He wanted to come up here. So what's up, guys?
Have we been in the last few weeks? I mean
I've been seeing Carlos.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Is this my mic?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Is it working now?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Mm hmmm, Nope?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
This my mic?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Nope?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Nope. Man, Why I have so many goddamn options on
this fucking thing? Oh this my mic?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I keep hearing like what sounds like it's about this one? Nope?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I mean I have no more options. It's either this one,
definitely not this one. Can't this one? Mm hmmm. This
one hasn't looked right at all. This one, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, it's like bs to every seidy. I can hear you,
but it sounds like he's in the back of the room.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, what.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Right, that's all right, it's all good, good. You don't
need to hear me. We can hear you. It's just
it just doesn't sound as good as it sounds. Like
the ordering food at the McDonald's draft that's all Yeah,
sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown. I'm gonna get.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
That number one off of you.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Now, may just have is there an on button? Is
there any reverb on the mic? Settings. That's what BS
Jeffrey said.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
I know, we'll just have to be quiet while you're
talking so we can hear what you're saying. You oh
t echoing, you hear it. Yeah, I'm gonna put the echo.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Uh sorry, We'll just sorry everybody, We'll we'll have it
fixed by next time. You know. This is what happened.
This is the only It's what happens when we off.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
A couple of weeks, you know, and then it comes
back with all the technical difficulties.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
But we're gonna, we're gonna push through this. We're gonna
you know, he's gonna don't you go ahead jump do
an expedition.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Then it's one of the greatest lines in Joe Clark
the name of the movie, what was it called leaning
on Me?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Or I was gonna say, stand by me, don't funk around, sims,
we're doing Expeditiously.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I've never heard somebody tell somebody to kill themselves.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah, like, I don't think that's in the handbook. Yeah no,
that is definitely not in to help them, not do
that handbook. Uh, this fucking dumb dog. I was just gone,
I know, well we can uh we can catch up. Yeah,
I know he's working in the background. So the last
(05:56):
few weeks, UH been some I'm trying to think. I
don't know if I had mentioned it on any of
the hwp's but over the last few weeks because it's
been about it's it been three weeks since we did
the podcast for h.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
W P, so well, yeah, three weeks today it would
be the comeback we missed two weeks, I believe.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Okay, And I don't know, I probably had mentioned it before,
but I some of the things that have happened in
the I'll let you tell with some some changes in
your life, Carlos Mine I I I I'm now I
have management.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I've had management before and then I did. I haven't
had management for probably eight years, but I now have
a manager. Hayden shout out to Hayden, the fucking Hayden
the Great and uh they've they. I mean, I'm I'm
pretty happy. I mean I I nothing has come of
(06:57):
it as of yet as far as like a gig,
but a lot of other stuff which is great, Like, uh,
I did like a marketing thing. I did a like
a thing on on ads doing your ads and stuff.
It's just it's really good stuff. And it's also like
motivated me to do stuff that I've been putting off,
Like I updated my over the weekend. I updated my website,
(07:18):
got a mailing list set up now on the website
when you first go there, and stuff and just ship
that I should have done years ago. And uh, but
it's like having a management team that's like helping me
focus and uh, just getting ship done, you know. And uh, yeah,
it's a it's a it's like I have a meeting
with him tomorrow. But it's good ship. It's good ship.
(07:40):
But you have a more impressive Uh things that happened
over the last couple of weeks, Carlos, We'll go with impressive.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Uh. Then my my, my son came back to live
with me. This is the second stant but this is
the permanent state from vot to he becomes a young
man fully, but yeah, he came back. It's been wonderful.
A little bit over a week now, actually a week
and two days. So he hit the ground running. Man,
it came in. I think Tyler's back. Echoes came in,
(08:15):
got him a little part time job. He's actually now
working an internship learning how to do social media marketing
and filming.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
And editing.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
So it's all good. It's all been good outside of today.
You and I talked about it, but he went to
go get a job in one of the little fast
food joints in the state of Nevada or southern Nevada
has said you got to have a health card to
work at any restaurant, which the I guess. The issue
I have with that is that they're charge of twenty
dollars per test for everybody who works in the industry.
(08:52):
Do you know how many people that he is a
little city that have to work either to get a
health card or a town card if you're working on
the strip they are this city is.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Bank rolling, Yeah, bank rolling off those things. That is
crazy to me. Oh is he back? Yeah? You know what?
You know what, Mike, huh can you hear me? Yeah,
we can hear you. It's still echoy hear it. I
(09:26):
thought it was about to be like, you know what,
log right off, I.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Blame you guys, what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
And this is this is what I was gonna say.
It's a little late now, but I was gonna say,
this is what's happening with Carlos's son, right now.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Get some cash money now, plenty dollars, plenty dollars? Can
we get.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Look like.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
He moved up. It's funny because, uh said he. I
can see what happens on his social media. He was
telling somebody the other day. He's like, oh no, man,
I believe with my dad. Now it's a vibe over here.
And he doesn't he doesn't even mind the little TV right.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah no, And uh yeah, I met I met Cam
Cameron at La Comedy Club and then Carlos and Cameron
were over here for Fourth of July. It was it
was a great fourth had some great food and we
just went out on the front porch and watched all
the fireworks and about six fires almost start and cars
(10:45):
blowing up almost.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
And almost got you. Weren't out there when I almost
got hit by one. That's that's what made me come inside.
I was like, Okay, I'm over it. I mean literally,
damn straight to the face.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, and Jesus, And then we played Uno and Carlos
one one and Cameron one what three? Three came in
and took it over cheat and just kicking my ass.
What up? Sanders? Sanders in the chat tested Tyler, I
see you trying to test it. Good it's we can
(11:18):
hear you. It's just but it's still echoy. That's all good.
Let's roll with it.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Speaking into the mic.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I mean we we hear you. Fine, it's just echoe
or like a little you know, noisy, but it's all good.
We could hear you.
Speaker 8 (11:37):
I don't know what you mean by like, uh.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Doesn't you you can you? You sound like you're coming
through your like you're using the speak or the microphone
on your laptop, not like the microphone that's in front
of your face.
Speaker 8 (11:51):
Yeah, okay, do.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
That do that again? Where you went like this where
you Yeah, we can hear you, but it's it's all muffled.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
All right. Wait you can hear me now, yep, that's
so dumb, all right?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Why what was it?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
It's labeled under a different mic in the in the
stream Yard app, but it's called the YETI mike, But
in Here's she's called USB mike, but there's a YETI
mic right next to the USB mic. Mm hmm. The
game you're back, all right, let's start over murder where.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
And yeah, so what's what's happened with you? Tyler? But
we were just talking about I don't know if you
heard it. Because I know you were working on your MIC.
But Carlos's son is now living with him, his son
Anthony or excuse me, uh, Cameron, Cameron is living with him.
It's got another son. I was gonna Carlo's surprised.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
That's awesome, man. Were you like, was he split custody
or or did he choose to live with his mom
and then he then he moved there?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
No, Uh, it's always obviously, I should say obviously when
we got our divorce and she had full custody and
that was an agreement we made, but he just it
just doesn't work out. It just didn't work out for
him to be there, and he didn't want to be there.
So he was like, I want to go with my dad,
and here we are.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
So funny that's happened to one of my other buddies
where his ex got full custody and he's like, I'm
just gonna wait. I'm gonna wait it out because I
know that you are gonna drive this man out of
your life too, you know.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
No, Yeah, Cameron's great, He's uh, he's definitely you can
tell he's definitely Carlos's son. I mean, like, looks just
like him, but then like I mean, he's he's just
he's very chill. It's it's funny, it's it's just cool,
like to see see Carlos and Cameron, you know, like
(14:08):
just I can see the joy in Carlos, like you know,
it's it's dope. It's pretty dope. And what's happened with you,
Tyler over the last couple of weeks since we've been
and shout out to Stormbreaker. I don't know if I
not much I knew.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I think I realized that I live in a bad
neighborhood because Fourth of July happened, and you know how
like fireworks are going off and how your dog should
be scared. Mine was not scared, Like he was just
like there's another one, like just not even phase, Bro,
(14:46):
not even phased. I don't know if he's going deaf,
which could be a possibility, but I think it's just
that we might live in a bad neighborhood and we
hear a lot of violence here and he's just.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Like fire the fireworks are going off. You look over
at him, he's just having a cigarette. He's like, you
don't even know what happens when you're nut here, Bro, nothing, dude.
When I lived in Hawthorn the fourth of July, it
was like we lived in Beirut. It was like a
fucking and and you you're just NonStop. Is like gun firework,
(15:19):
gun firework. You just yeah, it's fucking nuts. And we
did live in a bad neighborhood when I live in Hawthorn.
All right, buddy, I love you, Apoula, but you gotta
get down, Get down, Come on, buddy, there you go.
All right, And we got some games today.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah, we got some fun games.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah, same time. Which one you we have the I know,
slurred speech we mentioned we'd do that and then but
there's another one too, Which one did you want to do?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
First? What was the other one called? It was called
strain spotting.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Oh that's what.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I might have to come up with a better name
than now one.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Okay, uh, strainer things strangers.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
So we got slurred speech loaded up, and we also
got basically the cannabis guessing one. Which one of you
guys want to do?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
We can we can save slurred speech for the last one.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Uh huh okay.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Look at this.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah, I got it all loaded up. So the point
of this game is to uh, I'm gonna list off
some cannabis strains, and you guys are gonna tell me.
You're gonna guess in the audience. You guys can guess
as well whether or not this is a real, actual
strain that people smoke, or if it's just something I'm
made up I gotta get or some bunk ass ship.
(16:56):
First one is gonna be meat breath.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Meat breath. You want me to go first, Carlos, I say,
I say, that is not a strain. I'm going with yes, all.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Right, Carlos is right.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
That is a stray meat breaths like, hell no, that
is just tativa, the hybrid.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Sativa indica.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
This is a sativa, I believe.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Man.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, my mic is gonna break again.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
There. There we go with you like that?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Alright, all right, check your one.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
You're up first, Carlos.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Definitely, Yes, no hesitation.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I'm gonna say yeah. I'm gonna say yes.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Isn't that a movie?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Oh my god, Tyler, you don't know what poody tang is.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
It is a string too. Yes, that's funny. It makes
sense that would be.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
You've never seen the movie.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I don't think I have. Is it? Is it the
one that this rock.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I think so, uh fucking storm Breakers said, meat breath
doesn't sound like a strain name. That sounds like an
insult that could also be in slurred speech. Oh, meat breath, bitch.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I might have copied it from Slurry number three. Cactus Pudding, Okay,
it's on.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Actually, you know, let's be S. Jeffrey and storm Breaker
are playing, so we'll let b S. Jeffrey you go first,
and then storm Breaker you after him. So Cactus Pudding
b S Jeffrey, is that a weed strain? He says, no,
storm storm Breaker, what do you say? What say you? SB? Okay, Stormbreaker,
(19:21):
we're about to move on. You don't got five two one?
All right, Cactus Pudding, I'm gonna say that it is. Oh,
he says, absolutely not. I see, and I'm going before you, Carlos,
and I'm like, you're you're thinking, is like, okay, we've
(19:42):
had two yeses, so this is leaning towards no. But
then also, Tyler is an asshole and he could put
all fucking fucking Mike. I'm gonna say yes, no, it's not. Oh,
Sweet Derek's in the chat.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
What up?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Sweet Derek from the nat Trolls podcast shout out to
the nap.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Wait, wait, Carlos Carlo.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Carlos said no, and it is not. It is not,
but I thought that would be a good one. Cactus pudding.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I'm like that because it was spelled wrong.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Oh did I spell it wrong?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
No? I just want to see if you can.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
God damn it.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
All.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
We got two more of these. The next one is
Wizard Nipples.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
All right, let's storm Breaker. You go first on this
storm Breaker and then uh, we'll let sweet Derek.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Let me get a hit off that wizard nipple. Bra
Wizard nips.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Uh, storm Breaker, you type it on your phone or Okay.
Storm Breaker says yes. On Wizard Nipples, Derek says no.
Jeffrey says yes.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Carlos split in the room.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Because I'm trying to catch Carlos. I'm gonna have to
say yes since he said no.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Carlos is right, you little stoner. That is not a strain,
but another one that I thought was.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Like it to one Jesus Christ. By the way, Derek,
you gotta stay for slurred speech. Yeah, donkey Butter, All right, Derek,
you go first on this, Donkey Butter. Is it a
strain or not? I could just call it straining. Let's
(21:35):
go smoke some wizard nipples, donkey butter, I'll hang out,
okay cool. Derek says yes. Uh, Jeffrey says yes, Stormbreaker,
what do you say? What do you say, Carlos?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Who is it? All?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Three yeses from the audience? Either one you guys.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
I almost say yes. I think I was supposed to
go first. Four yes, I will say. I'll just say no. Fuck.
I bet you it is fuck.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
I believe that's a heavy Indica one.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Of my You know, we should do uh Tyler too,
like an evolution of this game, like keep doing this,
but then also we could add where kind of like
your joke that you you had where we try and
guess the name of a strain where you say it's like, uh,
you know, you remember your joke.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Like I can give you like images that could be that. Yeah,
and then you have to put it together. It's a
really good one. The other day. I can try and
figure that out.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah, we'll talk. You can talk about it afterwards. All right.
So Carlos won this. I'm so happy for him. Like
like July all over again. We played Uno. We played
like fucking six or seven games of Uno. Carlos won
one game, his son won three games, and then did Angel.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Angel one one and I forgot the young lady showed
up at the one.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Oh yeah, Kim Kim is knowing Them's friend. Oh Noah
one one too.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
It was a video I saw a guy posted of
his wife was passed out on the couch next to
him and he puts some Uno cards in her hand
and the pile in between him and like woke her
up and was like, it's your turn, baby, it's your turn,
and she just like instantly started playing.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
So funny. That was kind of how we were doing
with Noah Angel, except what he was just he was
this was Noah through the whole Uno game, just this
and then and then it would come around to his
turn and be like, hey, no, it's your Turney like,
oh it's me okay cool, and then just me.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Uh, if I had kids, I think I would get
like a cell phone blocker in my house.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
It's so funny. And then were we downloaded, you know
for the phone. Carlos and I played that's too funny,
Derek Derek in the chat, have you seen or or
heard of our game? Slurred speech? I'm curious because it's
it's one of one of us.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
It's the much more controversial version of fortune of strain.
I like that name our wheel of fortunate a fortune
of strain. But yeah, oh he has heard of it.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Call it just the string gang. I don't know. I
don't know. We'll figure out. You got to copyright it. Yeah,
strain speech. So I'm a sample of the donkey butter.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I can send you some donkey butter.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Take some donkey better, some pooty tank and you end
up with some meat breath.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I hope that there is a farmer listening and somebody
makes wizard nipples, because.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Wizard nipples.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
All right, we can go on that slurge speech.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
Yeah, alright, if I go for two today, all right,
and uh so give a if in case anybody's listening
to this or watching this and it's their first time,
go ahead and give your explanation of the game slurred speech.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Tyler.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Welcome to slurred speech. It's the game where we all
guess whether or not ordinary or abnormal word is considered
a slur or not. The way to win point is
to guess correctly if it is or isn't, and you
can double those points if you can guess who it
actually is for.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
I love that you didn't bring up the story of
how this all came about.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Oh, we don't have to bring that folklore into here anymore.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
We don't have to bring that lie I made up
so we could play this game.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
We don't. Yeah, you could go back to the episode
if you want to know why we created this incredibly
Uh uh, what's the word? What's the word that brings?
What's me? What's the word that when people get brought together?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
What community? Community, game.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
And the whole family?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
And we also mentioned that, I mean, who was Natasha
was the one that says that we need to copy
you write this and make this a game? Right? Hey
God that dog? But uh yeah, we definitely do because
people are trying to imitate our ship happen the time. Yeah,
I'll show you something that Tyler sent me. But anyway
(27:18):
to the group, Oh did you? Oh? All right? Uh, Carlos,
We'll have you start off, and everybody in the chat
you can just toss your answer.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Play along, shout out your own you want us to
get your slurs.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
That's gonna be the where the clip starts. Shout out
your own slurs. Here on the HWP.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Whoa. That drink was blurred out for a seconds.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
It did look like I thought it was like a
like you had wine or some ship you.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Had Like yeah, I was like, is that a glass
of mustard?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Just drinks mustard? All right?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Slur number one.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Grockle Crockle. Wasn't he a tight end for the Patriots?
He was, all right, you go first, Carlos, since you're
you won the last game. No, Carlos is Grocle Grockle, Grockle.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
That freaking Grockle over there. There's too many Grocles.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
In the Okay, I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna say no. Derek. Okay,
now who do you think that is a slur against?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yeah, Derek says, cancel yourself, Derek by saying for who, you.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Gotta say who it is? Yeah, No, reminds me of
Craggle rock Grockle.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
All right, right, what do you say, Carlos, Carlos, do
you guys say no.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Old school Viking slur of some kind? No clue? Okay?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Storm Breaker says, yes, we got a few. Yes, it
looks like the audience is right because that is a slour.
It's from the u K. For tourists. Just a generic
slur for people visiting the country. Rover, I don't know
how you look.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
You know what I did?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
That's it's rocking over here. Have no idea what it means.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Zero fucking Derek and storm Breaker got a point.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Damn, the audience has already beaten you guys.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Jesus, we should have add an audience right one point?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Oh yeah, well now it'll take me too long to
do that.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Maybe whenever you update it, you can also give me
a capitalized jay in my name.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Oh I could do that real quick?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Is this right?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
There you go? My bad?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Sorry, there you go? Just that. There you go.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
A second word?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Second slurff surf, I say yes? And whoa snurf? Now
I gotta who would that be against snurf? It's close
to surf, which is like I'm going to say it's surf.
I'm gonna say it's against English people.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Wow, what.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
I'm sorry? Is that so unbelievable? Verse grockle fuckingroc and
I'm sticking with no.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
You say no on snurf and no Derek in the audience. Jay,
you said it was yes.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
The Stormbreaker said it is against the Smurfs, right, I
think I say yes, the nerves and the smurs and
against Brits.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Well, the nose have it because that is not a blur.
That is just a word I made up. Is the
word I made up?
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Damn it, damn Derek and yes or killing it. Uh
And Carlos has one point, so happy for this point.
There we go. Make sure we get that point. So
we stay at one point.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
All right, blur number three, Yes, grundle.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Brundle back bitch, Carlos. Yes, are you staying with yes? Right?
I say yes, yes.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
I don't know big chicks in uh in asiadle.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Uh you said you said yes against Asian Asian big
Asian women? Is that it fat Asian women?
Speaker 4 (32:36):
No, ain't nobody. Let's say uh, let's called a somebody
in Australia. I'm gonna say yes against old people.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
WHOA.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Well, that's how you gonna split the points of both
of us. Good to yes, and then let me both
get one point and then and then one of us
is right on who it's at, then they get another point. Okay,
well said this before right? Amen? Amen? Amen, that's the
that's the warning, the warning before the fucking slap comes
(33:10):
a man.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Wait, so you guys say yes, and Carlos.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yeah, and storm Breaker says no, Derek says no, bs
Jeffery says yes. For Harry Potter fans, whoa.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Who did you say?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Was English people or no? No? I said old people, old people.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Old people. Well guess what, no points it's not a word.
I just made that one up. That's just a made
up word.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Using it broke go bet you gotta have a bitch
on the end of that.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
To worry about it.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
What the do you call? People get mad? They don't
even know what the fuck it doesn't mean anything. Yeah,
Derek's fucking killing.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
It, killing it, bro he knows his slurs.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
S horm Breaker, I think it's fucking killing it too,
right behind.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Yeap Layer of the Evening. Squinch, that's on you, Jay, Squinch.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
I say yes, and I feel like because I feel
like that is something Harry Potter related.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Are you just reading what the audience is saying?
Speaker 2 (34:33):
No? No, but I I think so and uh or
no that's squidditch or squidches. I don't remember watch Harry Potter.
I say yes, I'm gonna okay, I'm gonna say yes.
And what who is it against? Squinch? Squinch? I'm gonna
say it's sucking against pop.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
If you're thinking about if you're thinking about Harry Potter
terms quidditch and the Golden Snitch, but this is squinch.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
I'm gonna say squinch and uh, little people squitch and
little people. Mm hmm. What's your final answer? That's my
final answer in Carlos yours.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
I'm going to say yes, and I'm going to say
this goes for someone over in England. I don't know
what type of person in England, the English, the British
or something like that.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
If this motherfucker's made all of them up except for
the first one, I'm gonna kill him. Squat.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
We got three yeses in the audience and two yes
is from both of you, guys. Everybody is wrong, no one.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Still. The funniest one was rat Catcher Asian people, and
I was so high in that and then when you
were like, oh my god, no, oh fuck. All right,
finally Derek gets one wrong and fucking but still on
the lead.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
In fact check, the storm Breakers say for me to
walk home with both games. Let's go for it.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Let's go looks words Sneedler, Oh Sneedler.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Carlos, this is on me. Yeah, I'm trying to stay.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I hear it, Carlos deciding whether or not. That is
where people get called.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
You know, I'm gonna whatever you say, I'm going to
say the opposite if I want to win, because you know, Sneedler,
I'm going to say yes, you would. You're such a
fucking grundle back ready you said yes.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
For him?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Sneer. I don't like to laugh now, I don't like
to laugh anything.
Speaker 8 (37:07):
It's really funny that we like repeat a slur or not. Yeah,
if that is a slur A Sneedler may be listening
to this right.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Now, going motherfuckers, just keep laughing. He's saying the S
word with a hard R on the WHI which is
which is the white part of Africa? Is that South Africa?
I believe? So let's go with somebody in South.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Africa South African? Okay.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
So I would need to either say yes and guess
who it's for and and Carlos be wrong on who
he guessed for us to tie, or I'll just say
no and then I can tie. I'm gonna I gotta
say no. I'm gonna say no to try and win.
All right, everybody else is uh?
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Everybody which is gonna time saying yes.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
And then we'll have a sudden death and Jay is
on the board. That is just the word.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
All right. I do have a couple of backups. Let
me just yet real quick, which one.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
M Derek finally got another one wrong? Good wishing people down?
Can't get my fucking point? All right? Hold around?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
No point?
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Which needler? Use all them together? Winch snurf and Sneedler
what oh ship I by the way, Carlos, I prefer
sneed lo Oh so stupid. That's that's what we're doing
(39:07):
this Zoch. Nope, we can ah fuck you can read it.
I'm on Zoch.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Alright, Carlos, God damn it.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
All right, man, Uh'll just keep playing.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Stoburkers said, you sound like a bunch of squinched grundleback snurfs.
I fucking love it, getting better and better.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Nope, hold on, hold on, damn it.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Here's a beautiful thing about this. Jay gets to go first.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Luckily, I have twenty in each category right here.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
On my on my notes on your brain, like I
have twenty. I eve as my favorite slurs that I
use on a weekly basis. Rat Catcher, I think I'm
walking away with another wind because okay, well we'll see
hold strategy here.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
We got here, all right, all right, we're gonna do
a couple of these.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Oh I'm gonna do a couple, all right, slipperit speech
mm hmmmm. Who has the most wins? I mean, I've
been that. It's like who's the most racist? Who wants
(40:45):
to claim that I've won a few? The rat Catcher one,
it is still so. I was like I could not breathe.
I was fucking almost I was in tears. I just
was like, rat Catcher, yes, Asian, and then Tyler just goes,
(41:09):
what the.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
I went what when you said Asian? Everybody he likes
that is so quickly?
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Okay, all right Asian. You gotta just commit and fucking
throw it out there. Did you put one up, Tyler?
Or no?
Speaker 1 (41:32):
I put I made three?
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Okay? All right, well yeah, let's do three. We got
three more. The first one wants to come up here again.
Come on, Paula, come on.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Come on, zoch No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
The first one is Drango Derano and it's to me,
Drango Durngo. I'm gonna say no. No. Final answer no
from j Carlos.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
What do you think.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
You motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Audience. We got some, yes, we got some nose bs.
Jeffrey said yes for fake cow we Derek's going yes,
Oh my god, is the crowd gonna steal it? And
the answer is no, that's not one. I just made
that one up to made up on all right, So
(42:36):
to two? All right, Hey, so you said no.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
We both said no. Yeah, Carlos trying to fucking weasel.
Let's see this this, this, this, the next one, the
next one.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
We got two more, two more, just in case.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Okay, slur number heaven is yabo yabo it's against yao.
Speaker 4 (43:11):
Yes, yes, someone in Australia. I'm going back to Australia.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Storm Breaker says Drango and Jauh.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
All right, you said yes for Australian Yabo yabo, yabo,
yabo yabo. I'm I'm gonna say no, Oh god, no,
(43:44):
Stormbreaker says yes. Jeffrey says yes for hot and tops.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
What did you say, Carlos?
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Yes, oh, no, for for Australians.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
All right, I'll give it to you. It is a yes,
and it is for Australians, but it's kind of just
means for dumb people.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
That means double up right, Yeah, yes, yes, it's so yeah,
because it doesn't matter what I say. Carlos is just
gonna fucking piggyback whatever I do. Fuck. Oh wait, the
final round is double points, right, no.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Dou and double the worst damn it?
Speaker 2 (44:36):
You want to save the last one? I mean I
can't win Carlos. All right. I'm a yabo for thinking
that some of these words were real. Fucking yabo slurred speech.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Have you heard of yabo? Was that when an easy one?
Speaker 2 (44:56):
No? I heard of it. I just it just sounds
like someone was yabo. Is that? Is that an Australian accent? Yeah?
That was yeah? Yeah one A shrimp on my bobbydam
over here and that's been another.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Episode shash beach. We gotta I gotta get. We'll make
an AI theme song for that, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
And redo the red everything we get, get a production up,
we'll do our product. We do our production up.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
Pretty good, pretty good production. I felt it was appropriate
gees seeing whether or not slurs are real.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Absolutely all right, well ship that miss slurs speech. I
have enjoyed it. Yabo yabo bee there are right, let's
do uh, let's do our plugs and call it a day. Uh,
Carlos to most Today.
Speaker 4 (46:08):
I think tomorrow I'm back at the Early Comedy Club.
After that, I am doing some show I can't remember
the name of it.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (46:16):
Then this weekend I'm a notorider. They have don't tails
coming up and it's a It's a lot going on.
It's a picking up steam again, so check out every
ding on part Time famous dot com, Yes and Tyler Smith.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
So Wednesday, July sixteenth, I will be at the mcminnon
Theater in Seattle with Louis c. K. I'll be in
the audience watching.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Hilarious.
Speaker 9 (46:47):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
But the week after that, I'll be at Takoma Comedy
Club and Spokane Comedy Club Saturday Sunday dope shows doubling
it up. Come out and see me.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Bs Jeffrey said, get a T shirt with cartoon dialogue
bubbles of all the slur it should be all the
made up ones, yep o, the real ones. Shit all right.
This weekend I am in Sacramento at Laughs Unlimited, one
of my favorite clubs and favorite people to work with, Jen.
(47:18):
Shout out to Jen, owner and manager. Weekend after that,
I will be in Spokane, Washington, opening up on Friday,
Saturday for Jeff Garland from Curb Your Enthusiasm, and then Sunday,
I'm headlining one night only Sunday the twentieth Spokane Comedy Club,
and then after that I will be in Boston for
a buddy's wedding, But the twenty fifth, I'll be in Beverly,
(47:42):
mass doing a show Boston's Best. I think it's called
in Beverly Mass. You can go to big RSJA dot
com for tickets and until next week. Don't be a
fucking yabo oh squitch yeah or fucking brundle back bitch.
(48:02):
All right, we'll see you guys next week. Thanks. Yes.
If you if a person fucking listens to this till
the end, you deserve a prize. Your prize is to
go to iTunes and rate a review. This podcast given
five stars. You motherfuckers.
Speaker 9 (48:23):
Fucking say something nice, you Fox, right now, you motherfuckers
this fucking piece of ship for five years, averaging about
two fucking reviews a year.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Go fucking write some motherfuckers.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
Oh fuck, that is the realest I've ever heard you.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
God yeah, deal, What the fuck
What do you want to say something about your show?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I shot on myself in the womb.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Stop Phil, you fucking stink.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
You know what? Fuck this.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Because it's hollings Worth, but it's worth less.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
I don't want to hear about whatever you have to say,
the worthless of the week.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
You're just gonna sit up there the whole time, Phil,
Fox Scorpion. It's a move, man, you fucking dummy.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
House of race? Black people? Shoot me now A So
what's up? Everybody? Welcome to the hollings Worth US Program.
(00:51):
W I'm one of your hosts, Big Rs Jay Henria Galler.
Today we have today the Hiligoons, the Goon Squad, three men,
no baby shout out to Baby Miles, just the three
of us, the three Musketeers, the Three's Company with no
mister Fairley starting with he's part time famous, full time funny.
(01:14):
You've seen him on Amazon Prime. Carlos Anthony. We'll be
in the building. Glad to be back. Man. I'm trying
to curb my energy. Do what you do yet, because
at this point it's gonna come out anyway. So go
ahead head, Last, but not least, we have h he
(01:35):
took the d out of d E. I he's d
you white. If we call him the one box check mat,
he's now very cancellable. The Hey, I'm not racist, Tyler,
don't call me Joseph Smith. You're not coming through your mic.
(01:57):
You're coming through your computer speakers, I think, or computer
micro But you know it's you know, it's funny, what
a BS Jeffrey. What's funny is if if somebody is
a newer listener to this, they have no idea about
the Uh, don't call me racist or I'm not racist.
They don't know anything about like like over the last year,
(02:17):
how how many different ethnicities you were? You were? Yeah,
I know the sound better now. And uh, before we start,
I want to give a shout out to uh might
be the might be the number one hw P fan.
(02:38):
I don't know, BS Jeffrey might be up there, but uh, Kevin,
Kevin is a ski addict. He Uh, he hit me up.
He was like, hey, man, where's the h b P.
You haven't seen it and everything, and uh, I told him,
you know, we've been working, been traveling and uh, but
we're back today. And I told him that we'd be
back today. And Apollo's here on my lap like I'm
(02:58):
doctor Evil. He wanted to come up here. So what's up, guys?
Have we been in the last few weeks? I mean
I've been seeing Carlos.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Is this my mic?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Is it working now?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Mm hmmm, Nope?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
This my mic?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Nope?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Nope. Man, Why I have so many goddamn options on
this fucking thing? Oh this my mic?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I keep hearing like what sounds like it's about this one? Nope?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I mean I have no more options. It's either this one,
definitely not this one. Can't this one? Mm hmmm. This
one hasn't looked right at all. This one, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, it's like bs to every seidy. I can hear you,
but it sounds like he's in the back of the room.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, what.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Right, that's all right, it's all good, good. You don't
need to hear me. We can hear you. It's just
it just doesn't sound as good as it sounds. Like
the ordering food at the McDonald's draft that's all Yeah,
sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown. I'm gonna get.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
That number one off of you.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Now, may just have is there an on button? Is
there any reverb on the mic? Settings. That's what BS
Jeffrey said.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
I know, we'll just have to be quiet while you're
talking so we can hear what you're saying. You oh
t echoing, you hear it. Yeah, I'm gonna put the echo.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Uh sorry, We'll just sorry everybody, We'll we'll have it
fixed by next time. You know. This is what happened.
This is the only It's what happens when we off.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
A couple of weeks, you know, and then it comes
back with all the technical difficulties.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
But we're gonna, we're gonna push through this. We're gonna
you know, he's gonna don't you go ahead jump do
an expedition.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Then it's one of the greatest lines in Joe Clark
the name of the movie, what was it called leaning
on Me?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Or I was gonna say, stand by me, don't funk around, sims,
we're doing Expeditiously.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I've never heard somebody tell somebody to kill themselves.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah, like, I don't think that's in the handbook. Yeah no,
that is definitely not in to help them, not do
that handbook. Uh, this fucking dumb dog. I was just gone,
I know, well we can uh we can catch up. Yeah,
I know he's working in the background. So the last
(05:56):
few weeks, UH been some I'm trying to think. I
don't know if I had mentioned it on any of
the hwp's but over the last few weeks because it's
been about it's it been three weeks since we did
the podcast for h.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
W P, so well, yeah, three weeks today it would
be the comeback we missed two weeks, I believe.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Okay, And I don't know, I probably had mentioned it before,
but I some of the things that have happened in
the I'll let you tell with some some changes in
your life, Carlos Mine I I I I'm now I
have management.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I've had management before and then I did. I haven't
had management for probably eight years, but I now have
a manager. Hayden shout out to Hayden, the fucking Hayden
the Great and uh they've they. I mean, I'm I'm
pretty happy. I mean I I nothing has come of
(06:57):
it as of yet as far as like a gig,
but a lot of other stuff which is great, Like, uh,
I did like a marketing thing. I did a like
a thing on on ads doing your ads and stuff.
It's just it's really good stuff. And it's also like
motivated me to do stuff that I've been putting off,
Like I updated my over the weekend. I updated my website,
(07:18):
got a mailing list set up now on the website
when you first go there, and stuff and just ship
that I should have done years ago. And uh, but
it's like having a management team that's like helping me
focus and uh, just getting ship done, you know. And uh, yeah,
it's a it's a it's like I have a meeting
with him tomorrow. But it's good ship. It's good ship.
(07:40):
But you have a more impressive Uh things that happened
over the last couple of weeks, Carlos, We'll go with impressive.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Uh. Then my my, my son came back to live
with me. This is the second stant but this is
the permanent state from vot to he becomes a young
man fully, but yeah, he came back. It's been wonderful.
A little bit over a week now, actually a week
and two days. So he hit the ground running. Man,
it came in. I think Tyler's back. Echoes came in,
(08:15):
got him a little part time job. He's actually now
working an internship learning how to do social media marketing
and filming.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
And editing.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
So it's all good. It's all been good outside of today.
You and I talked about it, but he went to
go get a job in one of the little fast
food joints in the state of Nevada or southern Nevada
has said you got to have a health card to
work at any restaurant, which the I guess. The issue
I have with that is that they're charge of twenty
dollars per test for everybody who works in the industry.
(08:52):
Do you know how many people that he is a
little city that have to work either to get a
health card or a town card if you're working on
the strip they are this city is.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Bank rolling, Yeah, bank rolling off those things. That is
crazy to me. Oh is he back? Yeah? You know what?
You know what, Mike, huh can you hear me? Yeah,
we can hear you. It's still echoy hear it. I
(09:26):
thought it was about to be like, you know what,
log right off, I.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Blame you guys, what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
And this is this is what I was gonna say.
It's a little late now, but I was gonna say,
this is what's happening with Carlos's son, right now.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Get some cash money now, plenty dollars, plenty dollars? Can
we get.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Look like.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
He moved up. It's funny because, uh said he. I
can see what happens on his social media. He was
telling somebody the other day. He's like, oh no, man,
I believe with my dad. Now it's a vibe over here.
And he doesn't he doesn't even mind the little TV right.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah no, And uh yeah, I met I met Cam
Cameron at La Comedy Club and then Carlos and Cameron
were over here for Fourth of July. It was it
was a great fourth had some great food and we
just went out on the front porch and watched all
the fireworks and about six fires almost start and cars
(10:45):
blowing up almost.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
And almost got you. Weren't out there when I almost
got hit by one. That's that's what made me come inside.
I was like, Okay, I'm over it. I mean literally,
damn straight to the face.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, and Jesus, And then we played Uno and Carlos
one one and Cameron one what three? Three came in
and took it over cheat and just kicking my ass.
What up? Sanders? Sanders in the chat tested Tyler, I
see you trying to test it. Good it's we can
(11:18):
hear you. It's just but it's still echoy. That's all good.
Let's roll with it.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Speaking into the mic.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I mean we we hear you. Fine, it's just echoe
or like a little you know, noisy, but it's all good.
We could hear you.
Speaker 8 (11:37):
I don't know what you mean by like, uh.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Doesn't you you can you? You sound like you're coming
through your like you're using the speak or the microphone
on your laptop, not like the microphone that's in front
of your face.
Speaker 8 (11:51):
Yeah, okay, do.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
That do that again? Where you went like this where
you Yeah, we can hear you, but it's it's all muffled.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
All right. Wait you can hear me now, yep, that's
so dumb, all right?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Why what was it?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
It's labeled under a different mic in the in the
stream Yard app, but it's called the YETI mike, But
in Here's she's called USB mike, but there's a YETI
mic right next to the USB mic. Mm hmm. The
game you're back, all right, let's start over murder where.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
And yeah, so what's what's happened with you? Tyler? But
we were just talking about I don't know if you
heard it. Because I know you were working on your MIC.
But Carlos's son is now living with him, his son
Anthony or excuse me, uh, Cameron, Cameron is living with him.
It's got another son. I was gonna Carlo's surprised.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
That's awesome, man. Were you like, was he split custody
or or did he choose to live with his mom
and then he then he moved there?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
No, Uh, it's always obviously, I should say obviously when
we got our divorce and she had full custody and
that was an agreement we made, but he just it
just doesn't work out. It just didn't work out for
him to be there, and he didn't want to be there.
So he was like, I want to go with my dad,
and here we are.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
So funny that's happened to one of my other buddies
where his ex got full custody and he's like, I'm
just gonna wait. I'm gonna wait it out because I
know that you are gonna drive this man out of
your life too, you know.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
No, Yeah, Cameron's great, He's uh, he's definitely you can
tell he's definitely Carlos's son. I mean, like, looks just
like him, but then like I mean, he's he's just
he's very chill. It's it's funny, it's it's just cool,
like to see see Carlos and Cameron, you know, like
(14:08):
just I can see the joy in Carlos, like you know,
it's it's dope. It's pretty dope. And what's happened with you,
Tyler over the last couple of weeks since we've been
and shout out to Stormbreaker. I don't know if I
not much I knew.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I think I realized that I live in a bad
neighborhood because Fourth of July happened, and you know how
like fireworks are going off and how your dog should
be scared. Mine was not scared, Like he was just
like there's another one, like just not even phase, Bro,
(14:46):
not even phased. I don't know if he's going deaf,
which could be a possibility, but I think it's just
that we might live in a bad neighborhood and we
hear a lot of violence here and he's just.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Like fire the fireworks are going off. You look over
at him, he's just having a cigarette. He's like, you
don't even know what happens when you're nut here, Bro, nothing, dude.
When I lived in Hawthorn the fourth of July, it
was like we lived in Beirut. It was like a
fucking and and you you're just NonStop. Is like gun firework,
(15:19):
gun firework. You just yeah, it's fucking nuts. And we
did live in a bad neighborhood when I live in Hawthorn.
All right, buddy, I love you, Apoula, but you gotta
get down, Get down, Come on, buddy, there you go.
All right, And we got some games today.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah, we got some fun games.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah, same time. Which one you we have the I know,
slurred speech we mentioned we'd do that and then but
there's another one too, Which one did you want to do?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
First? What was the other one called? It was called
strain spotting.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Oh that's what.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I might have to come up with a better name
than now one.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Okay, uh, strainer things strangers.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
So we got slurred speech loaded up, and we also
got basically the cannabis guessing one. Which one of you
guys want to do?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
We can we can save slurred speech for the last one.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Uh huh okay.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Look at this.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah, I got it all loaded up. So the point
of this game is to uh, I'm gonna list off
some cannabis strains, and you guys are gonna tell me.
You're gonna guess in the audience. You guys can guess
as well whether or not this is a real, actual
strain that people smoke, or if it's just something I'm
made up I gotta get or some bunk ass ship.
(16:56):
First one is gonna be meat breath.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Meat breath. You want me to go first, Carlos, I say,
I say, that is not a strain. I'm going with yes, all.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Right, Carlos is right.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
That is a stray meat breaths like, hell no, that
is just tativa, the hybrid.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Sativa indica.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
This is a sativa, I believe.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Man.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, my mic is gonna break again.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
There. There we go with you like that?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Alright, all right, check your one.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
You're up first, Carlos.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Definitely, Yes, no hesitation.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I'm gonna say yeah. I'm gonna say yes.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Isn't that a movie?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Oh my god, Tyler, you don't know what poody tang is.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
It is a string too. Yes, that's funny. It makes
sense that would be.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
You've never seen the movie.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I don't think I have. Is it? Is it the
one that this rock.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I think so, uh fucking storm Breakers said, meat breath
doesn't sound like a strain name. That sounds like an
insult that could also be in slurred speech. Oh, meat breath, bitch.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I might have copied it from Slurry number three. Cactus Pudding, Okay,
it's on.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Actually, you know, let's be S. Jeffrey and storm Breaker
are playing, so we'll let b S. Jeffrey you go first,
and then storm Breaker you after him. So Cactus Pudding
b S Jeffrey, is that a weed strain? He says, no,
storm storm Breaker, what do you say? What say you? SB? Okay, Stormbreaker,
(19:21):
we're about to move on. You don't got five two one?
All right, Cactus Pudding, I'm gonna say that it is. Oh,
he says, absolutely not. I see, and I'm going before you, Carlos,
and I'm like, you're you're thinking, is like, okay, we've
(19:42):
had two yeses, so this is leaning towards no. But
then also, Tyler is an asshole and he could put
all fucking fucking Mike. I'm gonna say yes, no, it's not. Oh,
Sweet Derek's in the chat.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
What up?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Sweet Derek from the nat Trolls podcast shout out to
the nap.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Wait, wait, Carlos Carlo.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Carlos said no, and it is not. It is not,
but I thought that would be a good one. Cactus pudding.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I'm like that because it was spelled wrong.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Oh did I spell it wrong?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
No? I just want to see if you can.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
God damn it.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
All.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
We got two more of these. The next one is
Wizard Nipples.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
All right, let's storm Breaker. You go first on this
storm Breaker and then uh, we'll let sweet Derek.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Let me get a hit off that wizard nipple. Bra
Wizard nips.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Uh, storm Breaker, you type it on your phone or Okay.
Storm Breaker says yes. On Wizard Nipples, Derek says no.
Jeffrey says yes.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Carlos split in the room.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Because I'm trying to catch Carlos. I'm gonna have to
say yes since he said no.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Carlos is right, you little stoner. That is not a strain,
but another one that I thought was.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Like it to one Jesus Christ. By the way, Derek,
you gotta stay for slurred speech. Yeah, donkey Butter, All right, Derek,
you go first on this, Donkey Butter. Is it a
strain or not? I could just call it straining. Let's
(21:35):
go smoke some wizard nipples, donkey butter, I'll hang out,
okay cool. Derek says yes. Uh, Jeffrey says yes, Stormbreaker,
what do you say? What do you say, Carlos?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Who is it? All?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Three yeses from the audience? Either one you guys.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
I almost say yes. I think I was supposed to
go first. Four yes, I will say. I'll just say no. Fuck.
I bet you it is fuck.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
I believe that's a heavy Indica one.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Of my You know, we should do uh Tyler too,
like an evolution of this game, like keep doing this,
but then also we could add where kind of like
your joke that you you had where we try and
guess the name of a strain where you say it's like, uh,
you know, you remember your joke.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Like I can give you like images that could be that. Yeah,
and then you have to put it together. It's a
really good one. The other day. I can try and
figure that out.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah, we'll talk. You can talk about it afterwards. All right.
So Carlos won this. I'm so happy for him. Like
like July all over again. We played Uno. We played
like fucking six or seven games of Uno. Carlos won
one game, his son won three games, and then did Angel.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Angel one one and I forgot the young lady showed
up at the one.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Oh yeah, Kim Kim is knowing Them's friend. Oh Noah
one one too.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
It was a video I saw a guy posted of
his wife was passed out on the couch next to
him and he puts some Uno cards in her hand
and the pile in between him and like woke her
up and was like, it's your turn, baby, it's your turn,
and she just like instantly started playing.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
So funny. That was kind of how we were doing
with Noah Angel, except what he was just he was
this was Noah through the whole Uno game, just this
and then and then it would come around to his
turn and be like, hey, no, it's your Turney like,
oh it's me okay cool, and then just me.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Uh, if I had kids, I think I would get
like a cell phone blocker in my house.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
It's so funny. And then were we downloaded, you know
for the phone. Carlos and I played that's too funny,
Derek Derek in the chat, have you seen or or
heard of our game? Slurred speech? I'm curious because it's
it's one of one of us.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
It's the much more controversial version of fortune of strain.
I like that name our wheel of fortunate a fortune
of strain. But yeah, oh he has heard of it.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Call it just the string gang. I don't know. I
don't know. We'll figure out. You got to copyright it. Yeah,
strain speech. So I'm a sample of the donkey butter.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I can send you some donkey butter.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Take some donkey better, some pooty tank and you end
up with some meat breath.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I hope that there is a farmer listening and somebody
makes wizard nipples, because.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Wizard nipples.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
All right, we can go on that slurge speech.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
Yeah, alright, if I go for two today, all right,
and uh so give a if in case anybody's listening
to this or watching this and it's their first time,
go ahead and give your explanation of the game slurred speech.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Tyler.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Welcome to slurred speech. It's the game where we all
guess whether or not ordinary or abnormal word is considered
a slur or not. The way to win point is
to guess correctly if it is or isn't, and you
can double those points if you can guess who it
actually is for.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
I love that you didn't bring up the story of
how this all came about.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Oh, we don't have to bring that folklore into here anymore.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
We don't have to bring that lie I made up
so we could play this game.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
We don't. Yeah, you could go back to the episode
if you want to know why we created this incredibly
Uh uh, what's the word? What's the word that brings?
What's me? What's the word that when people get brought together?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
What community? Community, game.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
And the whole family?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
And we also mentioned that, I mean, who was Natasha
was the one that says that we need to copy
you write this and make this a game? Right? Hey
God that dog? But uh yeah, we definitely do because
people are trying to imitate our ship happen the time. Yeah,
I'll show you something that Tyler sent me. But anyway
(27:18):
to the group, Oh did you? Oh? All right? Uh, Carlos,
We'll have you start off, and everybody in the chat
you can just toss your answer.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Play along, shout out your own you want us to
get your slurs.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
That's gonna be the where the clip starts. Shout out
your own slurs. Here on the HWP.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Whoa. That drink was blurred out for a seconds.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
It did look like I thought it was like a
like you had wine or some ship you.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Had Like yeah, I was like, is that a glass
of mustard?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Just drinks mustard? All right?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Slur number one.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Grockle Crockle. Wasn't he a tight end for the Patriots?
He was, all right, you go first, Carlos, since you're
you won the last game. No, Carlos is Grocle Grockle, Grockle.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
That freaking Grockle over there. There's too many Grocles.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
In the Okay, I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna say no. Derek. Okay,
now who do you think that is a slur against?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yeah, Derek says, cancel yourself, Derek by saying for who, you.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Gotta say who it is? Yeah, No, reminds me of
Craggle rock Grockle.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
All right, right, what do you say, Carlos, Carlos, do
you guys say no.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Old school Viking slur of some kind? No clue? Okay?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Storm Breaker says, yes, we got a few. Yes, it
looks like the audience is right because that is a slour.
It's from the u K. For tourists. Just a generic
slur for people visiting the country. Rover, I don't know
how you look.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
You know what I did?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
That's it's rocking over here. Have no idea what it means.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Zero fucking Derek and storm Breaker got a point.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Damn, the audience has already beaten you guys.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Jesus, we should have add an audience right one point?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Oh yeah, well now it'll take me too long to
do that.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Maybe whenever you update it, you can also give me
a capitalized jay in my name.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Oh I could do that real quick?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Is this right?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
There you go? My bad?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Sorry, there you go? Just that. There you go.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
A second word?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Second slurff surf, I say yes? And whoa snurf? Now
I gotta who would that be against snurf? It's close
to surf, which is like I'm going to say it's surf.
I'm gonna say it's against English people.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Wow, what.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
I'm sorry? Is that so unbelievable? Verse grockle fuckingroc and
I'm sticking with no.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
You say no on snurf and no Derek in the audience. Jay,
you said it was yes.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
The Stormbreaker said it is against the Smurfs, right, I
think I say yes, the nerves and the smurs and
against Brits.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Well, the nose have it because that is not a blur.
That is just a word I made up. Is the
word I made up?
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Damn it, damn Derek and yes or killing it. Uh
And Carlos has one point, so happy for this point.
There we go. Make sure we get that point. So
we stay at one point.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
All right, blur number three, Yes, grundle.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Brundle back bitch, Carlos. Yes, are you staying with yes? Right?
I say yes, yes.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
I don't know big chicks in uh in asiadle.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Uh you said you said yes against Asian Asian big
Asian women? Is that it fat Asian women?
Speaker 4 (32:36):
No, ain't nobody. Let's say uh, let's called a somebody
in Australia. I'm gonna say yes against old people.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
WHOA.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Well, that's how you gonna split the points of both
of us. Good to yes, and then let me both
get one point and then and then one of us
is right on who it's at, then they get another point. Okay,
well said this before right? Amen? Amen? Amen, that's the
that's the warning, the warning before the fucking slap comes
(33:10):
a man.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Wait, so you guys say yes, and Carlos.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yeah, and storm Breaker says no, Derek says no, bs
Jeffery says yes. For Harry Potter fans, whoa.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Who did you say?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Was English people or no? No? I said old people, old people.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Old people. Well guess what, no points it's not a word.
I just made that one up. That's just a made
up word.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Using it broke go bet you gotta have a bitch
on the end of that.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
To worry about it.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
What the do you call? People get mad? They don't
even know what the fuck it doesn't mean anything. Yeah,
Derek's fucking killing.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
It, killing it, bro he knows his slurs.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
S horm Breaker, I think it's fucking killing it too,
right behind.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Yeap Layer of the Evening. Squinch, that's on you, Jay, Squinch.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
I say yes, and I feel like because I feel
like that is something Harry Potter related.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Are you just reading what the audience is saying?
Speaker 2 (34:33):
No? No, but I I think so and uh or
no that's squidditch or squidches. I don't remember watch Harry Potter.
I say yes, I'm gonna okay, I'm gonna say yes.
And what who is it against? Squinch? Squinch? I'm gonna
say it's sucking against pop.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
If you're thinking about if you're thinking about Harry Potter
terms quidditch and the Golden Snitch, but this is squinch.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
I'm gonna say squinch and uh, little people squitch and
little people. Mm hmm. What's your final answer? That's my
final answer in Carlos yours.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
I'm going to say yes, and I'm going to say
this goes for someone over in England. I don't know
what type of person in England, the English, the British
or something like that.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
If this motherfucker's made all of them up except for
the first one, I'm gonna kill him. Squat.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
We got three yeses in the audience and two yes
is from both of you, guys. Everybody is wrong, no one.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Still. The funniest one was rat Catcher Asian people, and
I was so high in that and then when you
were like, oh my god, no, oh fuck. All right,
finally Derek gets one wrong and fucking but still on
the lead.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
In fact check, the storm Breakers say for me to
walk home with both games. Let's go for it.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Let's go looks words Sneedler, Oh Sneedler.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Carlos, this is on me. Yeah, I'm trying to stay.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I hear it, Carlos deciding whether or not. That is
where people get called.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
You know, I'm gonna whatever you say, I'm going to
say the opposite if I want to win, because you know, Sneedler,
I'm going to say yes, you would. You're such a
fucking grundle back ready you said yes.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
For him?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Sneer. I don't like to laugh now, I don't like
to laugh anything.
Speaker 8 (37:07):
It's really funny that we like repeat a slur or not. Yeah,
if that is a slur A Sneedler may be listening
to this right.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Now, going motherfuckers, just keep laughing. He's saying the S
word with a hard R on the WHI which is
which is the white part of Africa? Is that South Africa?
I believe? So let's go with somebody in South.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Africa South African? Okay.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
So I would need to either say yes and guess
who it's for and and Carlos be wrong on who
he guessed for us to tie, or I'll just say
no and then I can tie. I'm gonna I gotta
say no. I'm gonna say no to try and win.
All right, everybody else is uh?
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Everybody which is gonna time saying yes.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
And then we'll have a sudden death and Jay is
on the board. That is just the word.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
All right. I do have a couple of backups. Let
me just yet real quick, which one.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
M Derek finally got another one wrong? Good wishing people down?
Can't get my fucking point? All right? Hold around?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
No point?
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Which needler? Use all them together? Winch snurf and Sneedler
what oh ship I by the way, Carlos, I prefer
sneed lo Oh so stupid. That's that's what we're doing
(39:07):
this Zoch. Nope, we can ah fuck you can read it.
I'm on Zoch.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Alright, Carlos, God damn it.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
All right, man, Uh'll just keep playing.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Stoburkers said, you sound like a bunch of squinched grundleback snurfs.
I fucking love it, getting better and better.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Nope, hold on, hold on, damn it.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Here's a beautiful thing about this. Jay gets to go first.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Luckily, I have twenty in each category right here.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
On my on my notes on your brain, like I
have twenty. I eve as my favorite slurs that I
use on a weekly basis. Rat Catcher, I think I'm
walking away with another wind because okay, well we'll see
hold strategy here.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
We got here, all right, all right, we're gonna do
a couple of these.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Oh I'm gonna do a couple, all right, slipperit speech
mm hmmmm. Who has the most wins? I mean, I've
been that. It's like who's the most racist? Who wants
(40:45):
to claim that I've won a few? The rat Catcher one,
it is still so. I was like I could not breathe.
I was fucking almost I was in tears. I just
was like, rat Catcher, yes, Asian, and then Tyler just goes,
(41:09):
what the.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
I went what when you said Asian? Everybody he likes
that is so quickly?
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Okay, all right Asian. You gotta just commit and fucking
throw it out there. Did you put one up, Tyler?
Or no?
Speaker 1 (41:32):
I put I made three?
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Okay? All right, well yeah, let's do three. We got
three more. The first one wants to come up here again.
Come on, Paula, come on.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Come on, zoch No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
The first one is Drango Derano and it's to me,
Drango Durngo. I'm gonna say no. No. Final answer no
from j Carlos.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
What do you think.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
You motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Audience. We got some, yes, we got some nose bs.
Jeffrey said yes for fake cow we Derek's going yes,
Oh my god, is the crowd gonna steal it? And
the answer is no, that's not one. I just made
that one up to made up on all right, So
(42:36):
to two? All right, Hey, so you said no.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
We both said no. Yeah, Carlos trying to fucking weasel.
Let's see this this, this, this, the next one, the
next one.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
We got two more, two more, just in case.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Okay, slur number heaven is yabo yabo it's against yao.
Speaker 4 (43:11):
Yes, yes, someone in Australia. I'm going back to Australia.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Storm Breaker says Drango and Jauh.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
All right, you said yes for Australian Yabo yabo, yabo,
yabo yabo. I'm I'm gonna say no, Oh god, no,
(43:44):
Stormbreaker says yes. Jeffrey says yes for hot and tops.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
What did you say, Carlos?
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Yes, oh, no, for for Australians.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
All right, I'll give it to you. It is a yes,
and it is for Australians, but it's kind of just
means for dumb people.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
That means double up right, Yeah, yes, yes, it's so yeah,
because it doesn't matter what I say. Carlos is just
gonna fucking piggyback whatever I do. Fuck. Oh wait, the
final round is double points, right, no.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Dou and double the worst damn it?
Speaker 2 (44:36):
You want to save the last one? I mean I
can't win Carlos. All right. I'm a yabo for thinking
that some of these words were real. Fucking yabo slurred speech.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Have you heard of yabo? Was that when an easy one?
Speaker 2 (44:56):
No? I heard of it. I just it just sounds
like someone was yabo. Is that? Is that an Australian accent? Yeah?
That was yeah? Yeah one A shrimp on my bobbydam
over here and that's been another.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Episode shash beach. We gotta I gotta get. We'll make
an AI theme song for that, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
And redo the red everything we get, get a production up,
we'll do our product. We do our production up.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
Pretty good, pretty good production. I felt it was appropriate
gees seeing whether or not slurs are real.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Absolutely all right, well ship that miss slurs speech. I
have enjoyed it. Yabo yabo bee there are right, let's
do uh, let's do our plugs and call it a day. Uh,
Carlos to most Today.
Speaker 4 (46:08):
I think tomorrow I'm back at the Early Comedy Club.
After that, I am doing some show I can't remember
the name of it.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (46:16):
Then this weekend I'm a notorider. They have don't tails
coming up and it's a It's a lot going on.
It's a picking up steam again, so check out every
ding on part Time famous dot com, Yes and Tyler Smith.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
So Wednesday, July sixteenth, I will be at the mcminnon
Theater in Seattle with Louis c. K. I'll be in
the audience watching.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Hilarious.
Speaker 9 (46:47):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
But the week after that, I'll be at Takoma Comedy
Club and Spokane Comedy Club Saturday Sunday dope shows doubling
it up. Come out and see me.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Bs Jeffrey said, get a T shirt with cartoon dialogue
bubbles of all the slur it should be all the
made up ones, yep o, the real ones. Shit all right.
This weekend I am in Sacramento at Laughs Unlimited, one
of my favorite clubs and favorite people to work with, Jen.
(47:18):
Shout out to Jen, owner and manager. Weekend after that,
I will be in Spokane, Washington, opening up on Friday,
Saturday for Jeff Garland from Curb Your Enthusiasm, and then Sunday,
I'm headlining one night only Sunday the twentieth Spokane Comedy Club,
and then after that I will be in Boston for
a buddy's wedding, But the twenty fifth, I'll be in Beverly,
(47:42):
mass doing a show Boston's Best. I think it's called
in Beverly Mass. You can go to big RSJA dot
com for tickets and until next week. Don't be a
fucking yabo oh squitch yeah or fucking brundle back bitch.
(48:02):
All right, we'll see you guys next week. Thanks. Yes.
If you if a person fucking listens to this till
the end, you deserve a prize. Your prize is to
go to iTunes and rate a review. This podcast given
five stars. You motherfuckers.
Speaker 9 (48:23):
Fucking say something nice, you Fox, right now, you motherfuckers
this fucking piece of ship for five years, averaging about
two fucking reviews a year.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Go fucking write some motherfuckers.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
Oh fuck, that is the realest I've ever heard you.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
God yeah, deal, What the fuck
Popular Podcasts
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com