HollingsWorthless Program Ep. 294

The fellas talk "spring cleaning", Sacramento and the Boo! podcast.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What do you want to say something about your show?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I shot on myself in the womb.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Stop Phil, you fucking stink. You know what? Fuck this.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Because it's hollings worth but it's worth less.

Speaker 5 (00:18):
I don't want to hear about whatever you have to
say the worthless of the week.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
He's just gonna sit up there the whole time, Phil
Fox Scorpion. It's a move man, you fucking dummy.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
What the fuck hows of race?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Black people? Shoot me?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Now e?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
What's up? Everybody? Welcome to the Halleens Worthless Program. I'm
one of your host, Big R. J. Hollings With as usual,
we have the Hulagoons, the goon Squad, the usual suspects,
three behind trips, three men, no baby shout out to
Baby Mile, the three Musketeers, just the three of us,
threes company. You know mister Fairley starting with you've seen

(01:06):
him on Amazon Prime. He's part time pay most full time.
Penny Carlos un.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Donnay, we inveiald and what's happening to Fellas?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
I mean you could have gave a little more. Hey,
last but not least, he took the D out of
d E I he's d E white. We call him
the one box check murderer. He's now the most cancellable
mad the I'm not racist, Tyler, don't call me Joseph Smith.

(01:40):
What's up, gentlemen, what's going on? How's everybody doing.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Doing some spring cleaning?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Let me tell you. How do you guys feel about
throwing away stuff like sentimental value or just like, are
you trying to sell it? Are you just pitching it?
Because I could open a good Will with the amount
of ship I threw in the dumpster the other day.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Okay, it's interesting you bring this up. So I have
a bunch of throwback jerseys from when I was when
I had a combined way to both of you, and
I've I've had them up. I've probably had them up
on like not Craigslist, but like Facebook, and every once
in a while get a message and then nothing ever happens.

(02:29):
And I'm getting to the point where I'm like, I'm
getting tired of just seeing them sitting there. So I
may just donate them to Goodwill because I'm like, you know, I.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Don't really what they're gonna do with them.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Maybe use it as a tent for the homeless. What
the fuck do you say?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Tyler, like, you know, put them in a frame or something.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
I don't know, cover my car. No, Natasha, here's Natasha
just said, here's here to force Tyler to monetize slurred
speech already you donate to ah, Natasha, Yeah, that's what
you should be asking about, Tyler, is how the fuck

(03:15):
do I get slurred speech out?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Well, that's only seven and a half dollars in American.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Hey did you know?

Speaker 6 (03:25):
Speaking of did you know that there was a song
called slurred Speech?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
No idea, but we could steal it?

Speaker 6 (03:32):
Popped up on my phone after we did the show,
was like, hey man, what is this?

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Hold on?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Let me something I can find it. What y'all keep talking?

Speaker 3 (03:39):
We don't need to steal it. We can fucking do
one that aih. And also, and I don't want you
to forget what you're talking about, Tyler, which but I
actually I have something that kind of set my mind
with things in general, which I'll tell you in a
sec I love the instant currency. By the way, Hello, Natasha,

(04:04):
I haven't seen you for a.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Minute, but it's good to have you.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Who uh, but go on with what you were talking about,
Tyler dumping shit out, dude.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
I'm just cleaning up because I'm trying to make space
because I'm trying to get Tori to move in, and
I'm just cleaning up my place, you know. And I
have these bongs. Like this whole fucking thing was all bongs.
It was like in Half Baked when they open up
the curtain, they got all the bongs like this is, uh,
you know, my bond collection, and I got all my

(04:33):
fun bombs in there. You can't sell bongs on marketplace.
They'll pull you right off. I don't know if you
guys knew that, you'll get your whole account suspended.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
For trying about clist.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
I don't know. I haven't tried Craigslist, but I.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Bet you Craigslist you could. That seems more I'm just
gonna get all the market Oh yeah, yeah, what up?
Storm breaker? Yeah? Is there? And so you have like
a center mental to the bong.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Kind of I don't.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
I get it. Talk more about that, talk about your feet.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Well, this song, the long one on the ground there
was given to me by the first shop I ever
sold weed too, when marijuana was legalized.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Okay, you can't get rid of that right there.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
It's the first sponsor that I ever got for the
dope show that was non cannabis.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
I mean, you can't get rid of that. All of
them would be like, you can't get rid of it anyway.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
I had a Dandolf pipe that I love to smoke
when I watched Lord of the Rings, and that.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
Sounds like you're about to have that sounds like about
to keep all the bombs is what it sounds like.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Next episode.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
So, guys, I still have all my bongs, and I
bought some new ones for new memories. Natasha said, didn't
you watch something my bo so much? It didn't you auction?
Natasha was saying, didn't you auction something at one of
your shows, Tyler? Why not do that?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
I did auction off a bong that's a custom dope
show bong, and I bought a bunch more. So now
I have like four more bonds that are like now
you just have bong merch that's coming in. So I
am not short of bongs. I could just throw them away.
But besides bongs, like I don't know, old clothes, what

(06:26):
else do I throw away a bunch? I have a
shitload of tripods for some reason, like during COVID when
everything had to be on a tripod and you're filming
in your apartment. Ye all that shit, like, uh, I
have so many wires, Oh dude, dude that.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, that's one thing moved. You started realizing what is
this called? Even go to I.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Know, and you know it's it's this is not exaggeration. Well,
there's a drawer in here that there's probably fifty different chords.
And then I have another drawer in my bedroom in
one of my dressers that probably has another twenty chords.
And with this new mic that I got, I needed
a new chord and I don't have this specific cord

(07:15):
out of all the fucking so I just ordered a
new chord on Amazon today. But going along the lines
of that, like getting rid of shit and everything, I
had a like a I don't know, you want to
call it a coming to Jesus moment way back in
the day. So this is God. I want to say

(07:35):
twenty plus years ago, twenty twenty to thirty years ago.
Now about twenty years ago, you know, I was doing
MMA martial arts and I filed bankruptcy and dude, I
remember it's so specific. I was in Everett, Washington, I
was living up there, and my martial arts instructor was
over at my place, my buddy Carrie, and like I

(07:56):
was having shit. I was trying to sell shit, you know,
and get rid of stuff, and I was like watching
like my big screen TV getting taken out. I'm just
bitching to to carry. I'm just like, fuck, you know,
there goes my TV, my fucking couches, this, that, and
I'm just bitching and he's just he's just kind of
like nodding, let me vent, let me vent. And then
when I finally got done, he just goes, yeah, it's

(08:19):
all just a bunch of shit. I go, wait what
he goes, Yeah, it's all just shit. It's just things.
He goes, you have you have your health. I mean
it was fat, but he's like, you have your health, people,
you love, people love you. All. This is just shit.
And I was like, and ever since then, I've always
said I own my things. My things will never own me.

(08:41):
And uh, I think after that, I think I did
it four times. I literally sold everything I owned other
than clothes and like pictures and moved cross country like
I did that. I did that, move into Tampa. I
did it moving back from Tampa to Oregon. I did it.

(09:02):
Moving from Oregon to Boston, and then when I left Boston,
I did it again, sold everything I owned, moved back
to West Coast. So yeah, I don't. I'm having a
real struggle with Angel has that problem where she it's
like fucking living with a hoarder. She has all this
ship that she's I mean, she says this weekend she's

(09:22):
going to clear it out. But that's that's been about
this weekend.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
This coming weekend, Yeah, well you'll be out of town,
so so maybe she's gonna get it done.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Okay, let's put that into the the universe. It's going
to get done this weekend.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Get done.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah, it's all the matter. I'm trying to live a
minimalist life.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Dude, that's what that's like. I always uh uh, you know,
like I said, the owning my things and my things
don't own me. So since then, I've never like, you know,
we all want nice things and everything, but I don't
really trip off, like like if I let somebody bar
my car and if they're like, dude, I was in
a major accident, I'll my first thing is like are

(10:04):
you all right, and be like all right, we'll figure
it out. Whatever, you know, it's just shit, you know,
it's all things. But uh uh, like what's the movie
heat when he said, you know, don't have any possessions
where you can't just leave, you know, and break. And
I've always kind of been like that where I you know,
I mean, now I'm more established, I have a house
and everything, but uh yeah, I mean I wouldn't have

(10:27):
any problem if you were like, we got to get
rid of everything, you know, other than like what can
fit in your car. I'd make it work. I'd figure
it out.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, I'm trying to get rid of everything so I
don't have to fucking dust so much anymore. It's really
what it comes down to is, I'm so sick of
fucking dusting.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Bro, I get it.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
I got so many little knick necks, and I'm like,
how to fuck do people dust these little things? Like
is everybody have a hired person? Like everybody that I
go to whose house is botless always hire somebody to
come over and clean their ship. Yeah, And I'm like, dude,
I can't do that. I don't know why. I just
feel weird about it. I'm just like hovering over them

(11:10):
the whole time.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Don't touch my ship, don't touch my ship, break it?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
You're gonna clean that? I do that.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
I did hire a lady when I was living in
the apartments at the Diplomat and uh, it was through
one of those apps, you know, I forget which one,
but but then she gave me like her number to
where I could just we didn't have to use the
app and I could just pay her, and which was cool.
But I also she might have been on crack or

(11:42):
math or something. So at the time in my apartment
and I was there, I was like, ah, that's cool,
but I don't know if I would trust her coming
and doing this.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
So well, here's how you solve that.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
You fucking do it.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
You have kids, and did you tell them to fucking
clean up everything? That's good beauty in this I have
two weeks. I ain't have to pick up ship.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
So funny. Uh, tell everybody about what your son said
about making something to eat. He said to you.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
What I forgot now?

Speaker 3 (12:14):
He said, you gotta get some fucking grocery.

Speaker 6 (12:16):
Oh yeah, I asked another day, was he gonna cook? Yeah,
and he was like, yeah, I would, man, but you
don't have no groceries in the house.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Well, to great point.

Speaker 6 (12:26):
Their son great point there, right, So I gotta remember
that there's another person here now that I have to
tend to, uh, and that there needs to be food
in the house at all times.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Dude. Uh, it's crazy. Like it's so dope though, Like
your son just got here and is killing it.

Speaker 6 (12:49):
Yeah, he said, he's doing a damn thing, man, Like
I said, I'm proud of him. Got him, like I said,
I think we talked about it a little bit last week.
He got him a little part time job, and he's
got an internship that probably would turn into some uh
here the next few weeks when they go full stream
with that with that office. And then he started school
August eleven, so he came in in the ground running,
so he gonna go to school with money in his

(13:10):
pocket that I got to teach him not to spend.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Uh. But it's all good. It's all good.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
And he's cleaning around the house.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
God damn right.

Speaker 6 (13:19):
As soon as he walks back in from work today,
he's go clean up some ship, man, because you know
you've been here man, you know, man, I like stuff
a certain way. Man, I just like it a certain way.
So that's how I kind of helped keep my dust
and rolls down.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Tyler.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
Man, I keep stuff in a certain order, and I
clean up. Probably every day i'm doing something that I
clean up.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yeah, he's like iron man. I call him Tony Dark.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
You tell I get this little thing hopefully? Fuck you up? Jay? Yeah,
I like it. I like it clean.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Man.

Speaker 6 (14:02):
I used to be ten times worse than what I am.
I would probably have classified as a neat freak. In
probably the early two thousands, before I had kids, I
had a couch in my apartment at one time when
I lived in Arkansas.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
It was a white couch. Nobody was allowed to sit
on it.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
If my dad came over, he was like, what the
hell everybody's supposed to sit? I was like, I don't know,
stand up, don't sit on my couch.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
How old were you ooh, early twenties, early twenties where
you had like a couch of a grandmother, just plastic
over it.

Speaker 6 (14:38):
Oh no, come on, now, give me, give me. You'll
give me more goddamn credit than that.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
That couch was plush. Man, that was a white, white
little It had a little fur on it.

Speaker 7 (14:46):
Man.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
Yeah, you sat, when you sat down and you it
engulfed you. This So I was like, man, I don't
want nobody messing up a couch.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
I get it, and.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Uh, everything has little black smudges because they smoke so
much weed. So I just kind of got over.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
You know, Tyler, you're saying you're trying to get Toy
to move in there. Is it like she is moving
in there and you're just trying to get things or
you You have to still convince her somehow.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
To her level of standards.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Okay, we get there.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
I like, I built this whole new room, I painted
the right color over the week, and now I'm just
cleaning up the spot. But mostly I'm cleaning it up
just because we're having people over this weekend. It's her birthday,
so we're doing it here for some reason. But I
dig it, bro because she's like been cleaning the ship
out of this place, and I'm like, man, this it

(15:45):
smells different. My home smells different.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
How long how long have you been together, Toy?

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Like five years?

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Now?

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Okay, we're taking our time. We're slow.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
You take it, take your time.

Speaker 6 (16:02):
I'm Paul, That's how long I'm taking my tabs.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
But yeah, dude, it's been cool. I just been like
trying to throw shit away. But I have. I don't
know why, but I hold on to everything. I'm like,
maybe I could sell this, maybe I can make some
I don't know how the fuck anybody can sell anything.
I sold one thing in like like uh in ten minutes,
an easel for some reason that went out the door
in like two seconds. But I have an electric guitar

(16:33):
that I dropped down to like twenty dollars, and dude,
I can't even I can't even get rid of it.
I'm like, I'm just gonna throw it out the window.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Put it all looked like what it looked like.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
It's got like it's a Batman guitar. It's meant for learning,
all right, it's a learning guitar. Nobody's got kids in
the city.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
I gotta think.

Speaker 6 (17:00):
Okay, I think I'm sending it to me.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
You know, guitar.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
It's a cool Batman guitar. He's not on it just
says Batman a bunch of times. It looks like it
looks like Jay's tattoo, but a batman. Don't you have
a bunch of like Batman stuff on your arm?

Speaker 3 (17:20):
I have ha haas same thing. Okay, enough joker ha
has I get it? Speaking have you have you either
of you guys seen Superman yet?

Speaker 1 (17:34):
I saw it.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
I loved it. What'd you think, Tyler?

Speaker 1 (17:39):
I thought it was pretty good. I thought it's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
I didn't give any spoilers because Carlos ain't seen it, Okay,
but what were you gonna Can you say what you're
gonna say without doing any spoilers?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
I mean, like, what could I say without ruining it?
I just feel like he gets beat up a lot.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
I got you, uh well, I mean it's understandable when
you as the shows revealed or the movie is revealed.
But what I like is he really I feel like
this dude playing Superman really brings back the wholesomeness, like
definitely like the Christopher Reeves vibe, like he he has
that likability and that wholesomeness. Like the last Superman dude,

(18:25):
I forget his name, he definitely had like an edge. Yes, yes,
he definitely had like an edge to him. And this
guy that's this current one I think is I think
it's great casting and like the guy Gardner that was
fucking perfect, mister Terrific was great.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
It was good.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
I really enjoyed it, and.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
The best Lex Luthor that's been out there.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, oh yeah, definitely, Man, you just ruined now you just.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yess.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
I don't need to see that show, right it.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
There's a lot of cameos. I like that. Some of
my favorite actors are in it. The rope, the robot,
Gary or number four. He's one of my favorite actors.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Who is that?

Speaker 1 (19:13):
He's the guy that does uh. He's in Fireflies and
Resident Aliens.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Keep going, Keep going. Maybe I'll recognize one of these.
Keep going.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
He's in the He's in the voice of Wrecket Ralph
as the as the the Emperor.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Oh okay, still don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Star Wars Rogue one.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
He was the robot.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
I'll just IMDb it later.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
It's cool.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
He's in literally, I think every animation movie. But he's
more of a voice actor.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
But he's going to be Superman. What was it, Number four?

Speaker 5 (19:51):
Was that?

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's Gary is what it is? Okay,
but not a good cameos. I love Superman's Got a Dog.
That was fun.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Oh yeah, yeah. I was like when I first saw that,
I was like, uh, but I actually I enjoyed it.
I liked it.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
I got I got attached that dog real quick. Yeah. Movie,
We're not saying anything that ain't in the previous.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
All yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Who that is. Yeah, he's great.

Speaker 8 (20:31):
Uh you know him, Yeah, I didn't know colorful roll
your eyes on me again, Like I feel like you
could tell that the last Superman was Zack Snyder, which
is like three hundred you know in Sin City, and
then this one is, uh, Guardians of the Galaxy.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Like it's more poppy, fun colorful.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
It's yeah. It's like I'm a I'm a big Green
Lantern fan. So the guy that played Guy Gardner was perfect.
I mean like, oh yeah, he was great. Mister Terrific
was great. I liked it. I liked it a lot,
and I went and Angel it was me, Angel and
Amari went and uh, we all loved it. We thought
it was fucking great.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
I mean it been invited to that. That wasn't that's nice.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
That's yeah, we're well, we want to spoil it for you.

Speaker 6 (21:28):
I mean, I'm not just got a wait for it
to come out on my fire sticks and shout and
told me I have a goddamn thing.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
So we'll see how this unfolds.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Now, David Billion, He's hilarious. I love Nathan Fillion He's
in a lot of great movies. He's in Firefly Serenity,
that was the same thing, but I love him in
that he's in a Halo voice actor.

Speaker 7 (21:47):
Okay, dude, I was actually I can talk about it
on here, like what we were talking about Carlos right
before Tyler came on and then we went live.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
So I think I'm pretty sure I mentioned it here.
Whatever last month or whatever. I have management now I
have management company or a manager with a management company,
And so when I first went got on with them,
they have me do this like a social media class,

(22:20):
which was great, and then this class on like doing ads,
and so this will lead up to what we were
talking about Carlos. I'm just giving this a little behind
the scenes shit. So this last week I was at
Laughs Unlimited in Sacramento, and I did ads, and I
did the ads the way that I did in this training,

(22:41):
you know, or how they showed me in this training.
And like the only negative is I have no idea
if my ads, like even one ticket was purchased from
my ads, you know. But I will say that this
is like it just kept getting better. So this is
the best weekend I've ever had at Laughs Unlimited as

(23:03):
far as like turnout, like Jen shout out to Jen
at laughs Unlimited, who's one of the best. She sent
me the numbers, my numbers from the last four years,
what my and this year it was like one hundred,
about one hundred more ticket sales than any of the
previous years, right, uh and these are just counting pre soul,

(23:27):
not walk ups. Every show was pretty packed, Like I
kept waiting to have like that one show where there's
like fucking twenty people and you're like, fuck, this is
the one. But every show was pretty packed. And then oh,
also I did merch and I was It's funny because

(23:49):
I was talking to Carlos before going up there because
Carlos is headlining there, and when is it October?

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah? October, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
I was telling I was telling Carlos. I was like, yeah, merch,
I don't usually do very well merchwise that laughs for
whatever reason. And Carlos is like, fuck that speaking into
into existence, He's like, you're gonna sell out. I had
my best best week ever of merch this weekend. I
didn't sell out, but I think I had like six

(24:17):
shirts left, which was fucking obviously very happy about. And
then I sold those last night at La Comedy Club
and then so all that it's all good news and
I'm like, maybe these ads are working blah blah blah.
And then Sunday after I was home, Jen hit me
up and she goes, you may actually have done even
better than we thought because they have the State Fair

(24:40):
going on in Sacramento. And Jen was like, I didn't
even know because they changed the dates every year when
the State Fair is, but it was going on this
weekend and usually we have really slow weekends with the
state fairs. So then she sent me the numbers for
the last four years everywhere every weekend that they had
the State Fair, and I fucking crushed it compared to
those numbers. So so I'm doing Spokane this this weekend,

(25:05):
and uh, talking with the club, I got to I
got to get my the budget or like what I'm
getting paid bumped a little bit because I told him.
I was like, I'm literally gonna just put all of
that into ads, so we're gonna see. Uh, you know
it's going to do great, right Carlos speak positivity, Yeah,
it will be perfectly fine. I don't want to be

(25:26):
fucking fine. I wanted to fucking crush.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
Well, I mean, if you do that today and it's
a whole that damn mouth and the mic crush, but
a great show you later.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
On you show?

Speaker 3 (25:42):
What did you say?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Who's on your show?

Speaker 3 (25:46):
There's a dude named Derek that uh I worked with
in Detroit and uh he's hosting and the feature Let
me see, I just got the email the other.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Day he bumped to headline the whole weekend.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
How dare you? Yes?

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I thought you were.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, So Willy Dean is featuring for me. Do you
know Willy Dean?

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yeah, I know Willy.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
So no happened.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
That they're getting him a feature spot, but.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Well so yeah, originally actually.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
About Willie, but yeah, I just he's submitted to The
Dope Show a few times and I just saw him
live because he did a show he guest spotted on
the Weekend.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
I was there.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
And he did okay, Like I thought his joke was hilarious,
but it didn't get a good response from the crowd.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Which which joke or what was the what's like the
premise of it.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
He's talking about Gene Hackman, who died after his wife
died and he had dementia, so basically, I mean to
ruin the joke. I don't know if anybodys going to
see him, you can get you guys, go see him,
Go see him.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Especially especially this weekend.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
But go see it.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
It's about but yeah, this So I was supposed to
feature on Friday and Saturday for Jeff Garland and then
headline Sunday, and then I don't know what happened with Jeff,
but they hit me up and we're like, hey, you're
going to be headlining the whole weekend. I was like,
all right, cool, and I said, I go, what happened
to Jeff? And they it's Adam that was replying. But

(27:33):
he was like, he goes, oh he's featuring started laughing
and I was like, I go, I replied, I go.
Was he worried about trying to follow this heat?

Speaker 1 (27:43):
It's too funny?

Speaker 3 (27:45):
But yeah, so I'm looking forward to seeing the ads.
You know, let's let's fucking go, let's see if it's working.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
And yeah, yeah, tell me what you're doing.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Well, I was telling Carlos, but uh oh, And I
say all that to say, so talking with the I'm
really happy with the manager I have and and the
management company. Uh it's like we have great communication all that.
But we were talking about the podcast, so I'm bringing
Boo Boo back full time hardcore. And he was talking

(28:18):
about you know, the Haulling's Worthless and the The Love
and Black and White, and he was saying, if you
enjoy doing the pod, those podcasts, by all means, keep
doing them. But he was saying, uh, he said, I
think this the success. I'll redo what he was saying,
and uh, that's what I was just talking to to
Carlos about when you came on. And then I was like, okay,

(28:40):
we'll go over it. But he was he said, uh,
where's it. I think the other I think your other
podcasts are fun and if you enjoy them, you should
continue to do them. But I don't think they are
catalysts for growth or to growth. I think the success
of those will be a result of growth. He said.

(29:01):
I think Boo has potential to grab people from all
different spears. Spheares everyone loves a ship story, et cetera,
et cetera, et cetera. So I was like, I get that,
you know, I get what he's saying, you know, but.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
But it sounds it sounds more like this thing the
whole thing of not controversy, but people not along with
the ship show. People love some for the back and
forth and that people can attach themselves to yeah, making
it exciting. People want to hear other people fall. They
love to hear people fail or fall or something like that.

(29:33):
So I mean, yeah, I get what he's saying. Yeah,
the Hoddinsborough podcasts and loving black and white as dope motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Now, yes, hals Worthless.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Yeah that's what I said.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
I think you just said haulings worth.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
Party man, run run the tape back, So I will
this will be the clip right, see, this will good
views that will give views on.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
The show what happened?

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Funny how goon has developed into a different meaning over
the lifetime of this podcast. So what do you mean
do you know, like you don't know what goon goons are?
I mean this day and age now.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Like are you talking about? Like, well here, what do
you what do you mean? No, let me hear what
you meanon.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Gooner goons is like the term now it's a gen
Z term. It's for it means a guy that just
jerks off a lot.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Oh yeah, So I mean, how's it wrong?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
So I think it actually we fit right into it.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Carlos, like, what's not.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
They come beat you up.

Speaker 6 (30:47):
I'm calling out goons now. Now, if you say I'm
calling out for my goons, then that might get you
a charge.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
In most a little bit different of a meaning also
also has a different meaning to say, here comes my goons, right,
the guns are coming.

Speaker 6 (31:09):
I just use that now, trying to change all the words.
Leave all the words alone, Leave it alone. Everything's fine.
Go make up another one if you want to do
something like that.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
It's like the comic book Superheroes. Everybody changes like fucking
They made Silver Surfer a woman in Fantastic four movie.
I just did it. Yeah, it's I mean, it's it
was in the comics. It's Shalla Ball, it's his fucking
it's mistress.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
They made black panther white.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Yeah I know, yeah, you know you didn't hear about this, Carlos.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
No right now?

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Who accept him?

Speaker 2 (31:50):
No? No, who the hell is this?

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Let me find it. I'll get it.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Didn't we already have the pink panther? Wasn't that enough?

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Let me see, I know you fucking lie.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Now, I'm getting it. I'm getting it right now.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Uh, I'm is going to be a series. It's a
it's an actual comic book. It's not like a live
action I don't think the world's ready for that yet.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Let me let me see about to share. Uh, he's
so annoyed already. What is everyone? This is off Reddit, Marvel?
What is everyone's thoughts on Black Panther being white? So
here's the here's the cartoon they put what's his face
in the outfit?

Speaker 1 (32:47):
That's so funny?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
He says.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
One issue is out by a black writer who happens
to be the famous Black Panther writer who's biracial and
white passing in an alternate future, who is clearly being
set up as the villain who killed t'chala and is
likely being set up as a meta commentary on race
and Black Panther. So, in essence, everyone getting mad is insane.
But yeah, do you know more about it? Tyler?

Speaker 4 (33:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
I just I just heard the the jokes.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Yeah what Stormbreaker said, white Tiger? Is that what it is?
That what it is? Or is it something different? I
don't I just saw something about white Black Panther, which
is funny because BT Kingsley, very funny comic used to
have a joke about like how they're changing all these
different superheroes. And I told him, I was like, I
give him a tag. I was like, yeah, next Black

(33:37):
Panther's gonna be a white dude. And this was like, God,
this is like seven years ago at Flappers we were
talking about this and now looks like it might be happening.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
No, let me get my boycott and ready I ain't
doing that.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Yeah, because why?

Speaker 2 (33:55):
I mean because why? Why?

Speaker 3 (33:57):
I mean? Why? Any I'm like, dude, they know you know.
It's like it's like, are you are people unable to
think up new great characters because.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
It's just to get people that talk about it, because
you're gonna upset people, and then you're gonna get a
new group of people that are upset that people are upset,
and then now you're things front page is what's going on?
That's all I think?

Speaker 6 (34:21):
It is dang out and what do we just which
just laid out of what we're talking about with the
podcasts and things like that.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
People love controversy.

Speaker 6 (34:29):
I mean, it's it's no way around and in this
day and age, people can sit behind their computers all
day long and argue about the most frivolous of ship.
So as long as you can do that, and it's
driving numbers, and it's driving content and it's driving conversations,
people are going to consistently do it from now until
the end of our time.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
So I get it, I get it. I get it.

Speaker 6 (34:54):
I'm gonna try to stay out those comments, but yeah,
I understand it.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Understandable.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Yeah. So, so like I was like, like the Black
Panther that you know, people be like black power. So
now is if it's a white panther, people gonna be
like white power?

Speaker 2 (35:17):
We are going on right now? We know red hand.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Yeah, no, ship's gonna be like that's number four on
the ass whipon zone. Well, I remember who was there
was somebody uh oh it was I was telling somebody
how like getting into comics now, like the Hulk, there's
an it's a he's an Asian dude named Amadis Chow

(35:43):
is the Hulk. It's an Asian dude. And then yeah
you don't know about that, no, yeah, And then there's
iron Man became a teenage black girl iron Heart, and
then I mean like it's like all these changes. I'm like,
this just makes some new ones, like give some people
their own identities. I mean again, we're talking about the
fucking comic book characters. So it's like, how mad or

(36:04):
how much do you want to fight on it? You know?

Speaker 6 (36:07):
But exactly speaking the fight, I almost went to jail
this weekend, and I tell you.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Oh, I read your thing, but tell tell the crew
what happened.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
I saw a post about another thing. I want to
ask you to Carlos after this. Sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (36:22):
So okay, well don't don't forget it. I mean, I'm
gonna try to pair aphrase a lot of this. So
I did this little show down on Free Mind, and
I hate Free Mind. I'm beginning to really hate Free
Mind just it's just so much debaucher. It's so much
foolishness going on down there. It's great if you have
somebody in town and you're like, hey man, this is
going to Free Mind, because it end up being all

(36:44):
right cool.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
But just just to go down.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Fuck no.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
So I did this show. I was ready to go.

Speaker 6 (36:50):
I was already irritated that the club had given me
an expired validation ticket and was like, hey man.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Let's see how it works. She's go down and see
it works out. So I'm like, okay, all right.

Speaker 6 (37:00):
So I'm on my way to my car in the
parking garage, which is just below the where the where
all the entertainment is and the show is. But as
you know, if you're you're walking, I'm walking facing my car.
But you know how you can have cars are facing
each other and you can see from behind. I I
was like, damn, this car looks awfully close to my car,
like like I'm I'm noticing this from a distance.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
So I'm like, okay, let me the closer I get.

Speaker 6 (37:26):
I was like, okay, I look, and sure enough, the
cars are like like they're they're bumping a bump or
you couldn't see, but I couldn't really tell if there
was any damage. Right, So I'm looking and I look up.
The girl is sitting in her car on the phone.
So I was like, okay, I'm just walking around and say,
hey man, you know I think you hit my car.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Could you back up?

Speaker 6 (37:48):
So as I walk around the car and the windows down,
I said, hey, could you I just want to let
you know I think you hit my car. This bitch
rolls the window up on me. So I was like, okay,
she clearly heard me because she rolled the window up.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
And kept tenxing. It was.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
It was like like she didn't even look over me.
She just rolled the window up and kept in.

Speaker 6 (38:08):
I was like, okay, so I knock on the window,
excuse me, I need you to get I'm waving her out,
like you get out the car. So she pops out,
the car goes it. I didn't hit your car. I
didn't hit your car. I was like, yes, you did.
She tries to stick her hand in between the front
of the car and of course its is so she
can't get her hand throw. I was like, you hit

(38:29):
the car, So hops back in. The car, backs up,
how's back out, just looks at it. I didn't say
I didn't do no damage. Then hop's back in the
car and slams the door, and I was like, okay,
all right, this is where I go to jail because
I'm back here to kick out the car because it

(38:49):
wasn't even the fact that it was.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Oh well, because she was a white woman and I
had to oh.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
There was a white chicken.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Did you not think it's.

Speaker 6 (39:06):
Yes, yes, absolute cacassity. So I was like, I do
I yank this check out of her car for being
disrespectful because it's not the fact that there's no damage.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
I just wanted to confirm there was no damage.

Speaker 6 (39:20):
It's the fact that you were so dismissive about it
to the point where.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
You were just like, fuck off. Yeah, and I was like, okay.

Speaker 6 (39:28):
I had about a forty five second window where my
son was at work in the l a comic because
I was like, do I call Manty tell him to
take my son home. He's bringing the word Sunday because
I'm gonna be in jail to Monday. I can't know
I'm not gonna be able to get out to it.
I was having this whole conversation in my head. Then
my soul said, just walk away, just walk away, because
this ain't gonna end good.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
For you for me.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
So I was like, man, listen, I was about forty
five seconds.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
From really losing it.

Speaker 6 (39:54):
And you couple that with the fact that I couldn't
even get out after garage.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
That's a whole nother story.

Speaker 6 (39:59):
It is, and it's The parking attendant was rude. He's like, man,
I'm off. He's standing in the booth and I'm like,
I can't get out, I perform.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
I'm off, man. This motherfucker cuts off the light to
the move, close the door and walk away.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
You got two doors slammed in your face.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Oh yeah, you're like you should like.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
He was.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Just saying, you can say it. But let's let's let's
end on this note with this story. So I had
to go back.

Speaker 6 (40:30):
I had to back out, go park, go back upstairs
to notoriety.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
I'm calling them out, fuck them.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (40:37):
I had to go back upstairs. Oh man, wait a minute,
Wait a minute, I'll get you a ticket.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
So I had to wait.

Speaker 6 (40:44):
While I'm waiting, it's a fucking male review show going
on behind me.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
So I'm like, what's a male review show on?

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Tyler?

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Don't try to you know what the fucking male review
show is?

Speaker 2 (40:58):
You little?

Speaker 1 (40:58):
You never heard it call the mail review shows?

Speaker 3 (41:03):
What do you call it? Saturday night?

Speaker 6 (41:09):
So yeah, it's a day But it's funny because there
was some other comics sitting at the bar of this
mail review.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
I was like, man, do y'all realize.

Speaker 6 (41:16):
We looked like the gay dudes sitting at the mail
review or we look like the reserve strippers on the
sideline waiting.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
When I turned to get out there, I remember I
used to do this.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
As soon as where it breaks a leg I'm in there.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Be out of here, some some old gay sugar daddies
just watching picking out your.

Speaker 6 (41:40):
I was ready. That was Saturday night, Yeah, Saturday night.
I've never been wanting to get off free my faster.
But yeah, yeah, that's it. I mean, dude, I hate
that ship.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Dude. I mean that's why, like I tell people, I
don't go to the strip or the casino unless I'm working.
You know. It's it's like it's gotta be kind of
like a special occasion. And I mean, and you know.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
About the city becomes less special when you live in
the city.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what was your question to him? Tyler?

Speaker 1 (42:13):
I saw Carlos posted about grown men having headboards on
their bed? What's wrong with the head Wait?

Speaker 3 (42:23):
What did you wait?

Speaker 5 (42:24):
What?

Speaker 3 (42:24):
First of all, what did you post card?

Speaker 6 (42:26):
I said, grown people should have headboards on their bed.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Should have Yah, No you don't. You got to grow up?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Gotcha? Was like, and I looked, I looked at my bed,
and I have I have a massive headboard. Is massive,
And I'm like, oh, is this like stupid?

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Now you look at him, Carlos, Like my headboard.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
I got a solid wood like with filigree and post
it's like very gothic, and it's it's a king bed
that has the wood that goes all around the entire bed.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
It's massive. It was like dollars, No, that's right.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
There, that's grown grown. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
I was like I only had it for a few years,
and I'm like, oh, is this not cool anymore? Is
this like, yeah, I read your pot's wrong. Then I
read it wrong.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Person. You gotta have a head board.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Natasha said a comedy show buffered by a mail review
sounds like a wild venue.

Speaker 6 (43:44):
Yeahsha, it's so much foolishes just going on at that venue.
And and free Mont. It's a lot. It's sensory overload.
If you're not If you if you came from a
small town and you go to that as your first,
your here gonna fuck explode your hear it will explode
on freelnd Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
And that so that the venue, Natasha, it used to
be a movie theater. And so now they've taken all
the different theaters. One still looks like a theater. I
mean they just they have a stage in it, but
you know, the seats go down and you're talking up.
One is like the main showroom where they used to

(44:24):
film laugh after Dark that's how would you describe that.
It's just a wide open.

Speaker 6 (44:28):
Yeah, it's like a I don't know, you can't call
it like a performance room where where it's just this
flat seating. I mean looking at it like this and
the stage is literally probably an inch up from where
you're sitting.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Yeah, yeah it's not. It's not big, but it is big.
But it's not.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
But they just they got a bunch of like theaters
that they converted into showrooms. But yeah, it's.

Speaker 6 (44:54):
And I was performing in the in the movie theater,
the one the stadium seating, but I had to walk
into the the room where J Jay talking about would
laugh after dark was to get to get my ticket validated.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
And that's what a male review show was going on.
And I had to sit there.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Is that that they call but fucking out getting your
ticket vallid. Hey man, once you come over here, let
me validate your ticket.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
You know what out of here?

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Just want to sit in here and watch this show.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
I know.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
The guy's like, oh, I'm so sorry, let me go
get He's like, hey man, take your time to get
a drink.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
You know, need the hell out of here. I'm ready
to go.

Speaker 6 (45:37):
I haven't I haven't stripped since nineteen ninety.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Come here, young and let me punch that ticket.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Validate you.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
On that.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Yeah, let's do our plugs. Speaking of getting plugged, let's
do our plugs and get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
I don't even want to do it now, you know, ship,
what do you go?

Speaker 3 (46:00):
What do you got coming up?

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Carlos uh speaking damn And this is the ivory of
this ship. Saturday, I'll be.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Dancing that notoriety at the Mail Review.

Speaker 6 (46:11):
Just let you know right now, we're coming out of
retirement comedy. I'm going back to stripping.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
I am.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Actually I didn't even realize this.

Speaker 6 (46:19):
I am back on Freemont tomorrow and Thursday at the
Plaza Hotel and then some other spot down down there,
so if I can get in and out, and then
I'm doing Don't Tell on Friday.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
We got La Comedy Club as well mixed in with
all this on Saturday. Then I'm doing Jimmy Kimmel's on
Saturday Night. So but it's a lot going on, part
time famous dot.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Com All right, okay, and what about you, Tyler.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
I'm gonna look into how to.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Huach with my seven dollars from Natasha, which I am
very grateful for, Natasha, thank you so much. It's funny.
I know the conversion rate. I've been looking at it
because I've been wanting to go back to Canada. But
the dollars, I don't know. I don't know, bro, I
don't know. Anyways, next weekend I'll be at to Coma
Comedy Club Saturday. Sunday, I'll be at Spokane Comedy Club.

(47:12):
Come see me doing some dope.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Are you doing any dope shows in Spokane this weekend?

Speaker 1 (47:19):
No, it's next weekend. I tried to get it the
same weekend as you, but they had that other show
going on, the Sasha and Sleigh Drag Show.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Oh right, well, this weekend I will be at Spokane
Comedy Club Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Let's see the next weekend.
One show in Beverly, Massachusetts Friday the twenty fifth, and
then at my buddy's wedding, and then coming up in August,

(47:53):
we're gonna be in Tulsa, Oklahoma, Gilbert, Arizona, Radio City,
South Dakota, and Tucson, Arizona. You can go to Big
Rish dot com for tickets and until next week. Thanks
everybody and Uh, Boo will be I'm filming new episodes
of Boo the Bombing Podcast. I'm filming one. Uh, we're
taping one Thursday and uh yeah, so that's gonna be

(48:14):
coming out every week and then tomorrow is uh, we'll
be doing Loving Black and White Carlos and I. So
you can go to big r K dot com for
all this info and until next week, appreciate, yell, and
we'll see you. Then bow stn't break.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
We'll talk if you.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
If a person fucking listens to this till the end,
you deserve a prize. Your prize is to go to
iTunes and rate a review. This podcast given five stars.
You motherfuckers. Fucking say some nice you Fox.

Speaker 6 (48:50):
Now, you motherfuckers this fucking piece of ship for five years.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
I'm averaging about you fucking reviews a year.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Go fucking write some even, motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Oh fuck, that is the realest I've ever heard you.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Yeah do what the fuck