HollingsWorthless Program Ep. 296

Rigged contests, people who visit Vegas and a Wedding in Mass.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What do you want to say something about your show?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I shot on myself in the womb.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Stop Phil, you fucking stink, You know what? Fuck this.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Because it's hollings worth but it's worth less.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I don't want to hear about whatever you have to say.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
The worthless of the week. He's just gonna sit up
there the whole time, Phil Fox Scorpion. It's a move man,
You fucking dummy.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Then what the fuck?

Speaker 4 (00:31):
House of race Black people? Shoot me now?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
What's up? Every Welcome to the halleings Worthless program on
one of your hosts, Big Ires, Jay Usual, the Hooligoons,
the Goons Squad, the usual Suspects, Three of a Kind, Trip,
three men, No baby shout out to Baby Miles us
the three of Us. Three's company know mister Fairley. Starting

(01:03):
with the host with the most you've seen him on
Amazon Prime. He's part time famous, full time funny.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Carlos done a cheers cheers fell.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Oh and last but not least, we have the man
he took the d out of d E. I. He's
d E. White. We call him the one box check
a murder. He's now very cancelable. Mata the I'm not
racist Tyler don't call me Joseph Smith that what's up?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Guys? What's going on? Hey? Can I just tell you?
I just you know, I'm just gonna put it out
on the podcast. I love you guys, just putting it
off there. I'm in a great you want Please don't
interrupt me, Carlos when I'm giving you love. Yeah, what
do you want? You need?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Somebody?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
What you what you need?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
What you need something?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
No, it's I'm just that many good mood. You know,
life is good. You can't complain, you know.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Brothers.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Uh yeah, So what what it was your weekend? Guys?
Tell me about your weekends.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Man, I got a funny story. Well, it's not that funny.
It's kind of funny.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
It's like so so and so, it's.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
A fun thing that happened. But the Dope show in
uh Spokane, I hand out like I have a sponsor
there that gives me a bunch of bongs, and we
like just raffle them out to the crowd, like we
just you know, as they come in, as they buy
the ticket, they get a raffle ticket. And then the
middle of the show, I just I like pull raffle

(02:54):
cards out of a bucket, and like I just kind
of make the you know, I make it fun. I
like make fun of the people. You know, we have
a good back and forth. It's like a nice little
crowd work exercise for me pretty much. But uh so
there was like one hundred and twenty people in the audience,
and I'm like pulling out raffles and there's like probably
six hundred dollars worth of bongs and stuff that we're

(03:15):
giving away. We do this every show if anybody wants
to come to Spokane, was it?

Speaker 3 (03:19):
What is it? Well, that's all folks. He stopped just
because I was like, I think I want to keep
having trouble with this. Was there a good turnout?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah? I just said, like one hundred and twenty people,
Okay he did He did say that.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Okay, Well, if it's a thousand seater, then that's probably
not a good turnout.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
You were just there at Spokane, you know what.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
I know. That's why I was asking, because I told
you they kept pushing your show. You know what, fuck
your show? All right?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
The Stellar turnout way better than Jeff Garland apparently. So,
uh there's like we give away like six seven hundred
dollars worth of bongs, but there's only like six, you know,
there's like six bongs basically, and a table in the

(04:13):
front row of three one the three biggest ones, like
nearly back to back. It looked like I was just
fucking it was rigged ro because it was like, I mean,
like it clearly isn't. It's like a mom and her
two twenty two, like her twenty two year old daughter
and her daughter's date, Like I have no fucking clue

(04:33):
who these people.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Are, you know, but everybody else in the place was like,
I know, you fucking lie, dude.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
It was so funny because the second person, everybody was
like reluctant from like everybody claps, everybody's like happy for
whoever wins. But the second time they won on that table,
they were like, oh okay, whatever.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
You know.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
It was like, uh has a tent groans to an applause,
And then when the third person at that table won,
they just boom.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
And then that table was like.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
They were there for that girl's birthday. So they got
free tickets to the show anyways, So fucking got free ticket,
like three hundred dollars in glass.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Oh my god, that's a wind across the Bullard for sure.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, yeah, that was hilarious, but you know it whatever,
there's some pretty weird people that win bobs at this show.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Man.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
It's it's interesting when you have like a moment to
like really reach out to who's in the audience, because
like sometimes, man, it's it's interesting the people that whoa
you like.

Speaker 6 (05:56):
That man really bring was in the fact that I
shame I take that back, thank you.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah, had to be way back here.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
It makes me want to skew back when you have
it like that close.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
I know, and uh, what would what was your weekend,
Carlos man?

Speaker 2 (06:23):
It was slow motion.

Speaker 6 (06:23):
I tried to stay out the goddamn Beyondce traffic. Uh
that was in town. Beyonce was in town. Irrogated now ty.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Uh it's weird.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
It's weird anyway, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
It's it's super close.

Speaker 6 (06:40):
So I think I had to show Friday it was cool,
and Saturday Sunday I just kind of chilled. I actually
I took the young boy. I didn't take him out
of the dropped him off. He had a little date
Friday night, Friday Friday afternoon, and then had him another
one back to back. I was like, boy, listen here, boy,
you you get more dates than I've had to past
two years.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
You've had two in three days. Dude.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
That's like, that's like Noah Angel's son moving out here.
Noah's fucking He's on the He's on the apps every night.
It's like another date. All right, go ahead.

Speaker 6 (07:14):
No, first of all, but he did listen again, I'm
giving credit. What credit is due to young man is
learning about finance. And so he spent more than he
wanted to on Friday, and then he came back Sunday.
He was like, day, it was Sunday, Saturday, Sunday. He's like, yeah,
she wants to go out again. But I already told
I don't have no money. I was like, you're learning,

(07:36):
young man. You learn it, you ain't got it.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
And also that's great because you may find from that,
you may find a good I mean, he's in high school,
so I don't want to say like a good woman.
But like you know, I didn't. I didn't have a license,
or I didn't get my license until I got a car,
which I didn't get a car until I was like
twenty one. I got to use Baretta Chevy Bretta. So

(07:58):
I never had a license until I was twenty one,
and uh, you know, I talked to girls or whatever,
and if they wanted to go out, I'd be like,
I can meet you there, I can't pick you up,
you know whatever. And if they had an attitude, I
was like, well then this is this is a good
filter to get rid of the fucking rubbish.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
She's a nice little girl. She paid for the movies. Yesterday.

Speaker 6 (08:20):
They went out to see the movie yesterday, So I
was like, okay, but he did have to live because
I was like, I'm not I'm not driving again.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
You're gonna learn how to spend your money yes today.

Speaker 6 (08:30):
Yesterday was a good lesson for him and that it
gets cost uh to to spend some time.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
So yeah, but that didn't feel good.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
You were sick.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
I surely wondered because they wanted to go to Henderson.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
And I was like, I'm not driving fucking Henderson and
then't coming to get you again.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
I was like, no, I'm good, And can you can
you speaking of rides? Can you speak on the thing
that I asked you about in your on your stories?
Do you know what I'm talking about? The Beyonce oh
Man Listen here, listen, listen to this Tyler, so.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Do you of course you you do know Beyonce?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Right, yeah, so we do her one time. It's a long.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Than when I got told.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
Come back to that. So these were to say, you know,
those tickets to Beyonce. First of all, those concerts have
been selling out and they're not cheap at all. I
think the cheapest seat that I even saw, not that
I was going, but I was just researching it was
like maybe two hundred dollars, three hundred dollars, and that
was in the nosebleed section. So obviously the closer you get,
it gets worse. But this person came in town and

(09:44):
was like, hey, yeah, I'm in town for the Beyonce concert.
I would love to see you. Can you come drive
me to the show.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Did you hear that, Tyler drive me to the show?

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
She wanted me to come pick her up to take
her to the show, not go to the show with her.
You wanted me to drive and drop you off because
she didn't want to get an uber or left.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Who bought my ticket?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Is whatever? She flew in time, and that was that
was by herself.

Speaker 6 (10:20):
An uber too, Yeah, got a hotel spent I don't
know minimum of three hundred dollars on a ticket and
then the minimum. I don't know what you were sitting
in there, And then yet you have the audacity to
ask me for a right to the show, ye And
I was like, yeah, no, I'm not. I'm not gonna

(10:40):
be able to do that. You probably just gonna have
to figure that out for yourself. Whatever I said d
n ever heard from that woman.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Since it's so, I had a I wrote it down
as a premise where people will like try and weasel
ship like it was when I was living in l A.
And I said, it's like, so we will hit you
up and be like, hey man, we haven't hung out
for a while, we should Are you doing anything this week?
And they'd be like, oh, dude, what's up, old friend,
haven't talked to you for a while. No, he's like cool,

(11:06):
how about Sunday we get together. You can take me
down to Lax, you know. Or they'll be like they're like,
hey man, do you still have that truck? You're like, oh, yeah,
you like it? Oh I like it cool? Can you
help me move this weekend like yours?

Speaker 6 (11:21):
And I ain't gonna hear shit from you after, But people, man,
I don't know, which kind of leads into another topic
of people will spend their money for what they want.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
To spend their time on.

Speaker 6 (11:35):
So but when we asked them to come to these shows,
these shows we taking to me fifteen twenty thirty dollars,
maybe fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Max, Oh, Man, don't, man, I don't know. I don't
know if I can do that. Don't And can you
get me in for free? You're like, motherfucker, you just
want to be on safe for three hundred dollars. You
don't know her. It just irritating.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
But then the city ill tempered my thoughts with it.
I'm like, all right, man, people will do what they
want to do, what they actually want to do. I'd
rather you tell me no, I'm not coming to your show.
Yeah that's yeah, it's people are I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
And then they they'll they'll do that ship trying to
and try and like not guilt trip you, but presented
in of like oh I thought we were friends, and
this is that they're like, oh, really cool because my friends,
you know, like I try and support them, you know.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
The last the last thing if I'm coming to.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Let them offer you the hookup, you know, what I mean, Yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Know my mouth.

Speaker 6 (12:32):
If I'm going to a show and I'm and I'm
claiming to go be supporting a friend, then I'm not
asking you to hook me up. That's not supporting a friend.
To me that you you're looking for the hookup, so
they must the support part. You be in there on
my on my freeness.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
And that kind of that kind of goes into what
this last weekend for me. I went out to Boston,
Angel and I and we we went out there. We
got out there Thursday night and then came back Sunday.
But for Ryan Cott, Tyler, do you remember Ryan from Boston?

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (13:13):
And then Carlos you know Ryan. Yeah, So for those
who don't know Ryan Kott, he uh, I mean he
has a lot of hats, but basically he he is
Boston comedy as far as booking and managing it along
with John Tobin and uh So, the wedding was Saturday

(13:33):
Pop set up a show Friday night like the Boston's
Best and it was myself Harrison. Fuck I forget Harrison's
last name, Laura, No.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Who is he doing comedy now? Laura Ford Harrison Harrison.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
I know, I'm fucking with you, guys. I just wanted
to ruin your guys' joke.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
I got it either.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
No, Tony V. Who dude, Tony V is he's been
doing stand up since the eighties and dude, I would
put him up against any He's fucking unbelievable. He hosted it,
and which always cracks me up because young comics will
always you know how well. I get like you're trying
to progress as a comic, but a comic that like

(14:27):
might be two or three years in and now they're featuring,
and they were like, you hit him up for something. Oh,
I don't host, I'm a feature now. And I'm like,
in Boston, the headliners, the biggest crushers in the world
are hosting the shows. And Tony V was hosting the
show and fucking unbelievable. Chris tab was on the show.
Will Noonan. I'm trying to think who else if I'm

(14:51):
missing anybody, Oh yeah, fucking Jimmy Dunn also was on
the show. It was just a fucking great show. And
and I'm tying it back into what you were saying
about support and this and that. Coot told us way
before we did the show. He was like, Hey, I
need everybody's venmo, you know for that show. You know

(15:14):
we're gonna pay you. It was so funny because not
one of us sent him our venmo because we're all
there for his wedding. These were all people that were
that came to the wedding and uh so fucking Saturday,
you know, we all did the show Friday and Saturday. Actually,
I'm gonna read just what Cott said, because Cott knows
all of us are just like man, I'm not trying

(15:37):
to you know, we're we love Kott and so we're
there to support cod Laura Severs Saverse is what was
the comic who's so funny. I just met her at
the show and we hit it off. She's fucking great.
She's from from fucking Dorchester the dot and she calls
herself the Dorchester Debutante and she lives in la Now

(15:58):
go see if you get a chance. Anyway, Cot set
out this message on Saturday because nobody gave their venmo,
and he said, let's see. He said, hey, everyone, thanks
again for doing the show last night. I appreciate you
attempting to ignore me asking for your venmore venmo. But

(16:23):
the truth is tickets were sold. It was sold out,
and I'll be sending each of you something one way
or another. So finally everybody started giving their venmos and
you know, joking around and shit like that. And I
don't know about everybody else, but I'm assuming, like myself,
most of us probably just took that money and then

(16:44):
we gave it to them as a gift, you know.
But yeah, and the wedding was awesome. Shout out to
Ryan and Meghan Cott. Now Meghan's awesome and Cod is
just the best. But it was so great. Got to
see a lot of people haven't seen for a while,
Patrick Arnold, Patty who used to work for Cotton, John

(17:06):
Tobin and now he's like an assistant to an agent
in New York. He's fucking killing it. Got to see
Tobin and it just it was great. Got to see Joanne.
You guys, I don't know if you remember Tyler. Do
you remember Joanne the manager at Laugh Boston.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
I don't know about Joanne.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Okay, she's I fucking love her, but she's great. And
it was just it was a good time and a
good wedding. And then it got me and Angel talking
more about you know, when we get married, if we
get married I'm sure we will. It's just a matter
of like knocking some things out, but you know, getting
all our ducks in a row beforehand. And it was
pretty dope how they did it. It was really like casual

(17:46):
and it just it was it was cool. And so
you know, when Angel and I figure it all out,
you'll have to come down here.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Tyler.

Speaker 6 (17:55):
Hell, yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna be a good
time in twenty twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Well, it's not rush things.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
You got three years to get this done. Man, let's
go ahead and make this happen. I'm trying to go.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Yeah. It was just it was so funny though, because
not one person was like, man, we were like funk
all that cot and he was like, y'all are getting
paid one way or another, so fucking you know, figure
it out. So then but he's like, I'll send your ship.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Full of Boston when you talk about.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Well, that's how he fucking sounds.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
I don't know, I know, I mean, you just you
could talk regular, but.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
I'm trying to impersonate cock.

Speaker 6 (18:42):
Mmm.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
You want to hear my Carlos impression?

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Oh this would be good.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Hello, how are you today?

Speaker 2 (18:52):
I want to hear it this.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yeah, uh we I got I got some. Oh. Also,
I wanted to give a shout out friend of the
friend of ours and friend of the podcast, Nate Jackson
was on the Breakfast Club. Hell yeah, did you see it, Carlos?

Speaker 2 (19:16):
I did not. I don't know how to get this
thing off. Now.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
I thought I thought you were just doing that with
your bringing it very low and would like to say,
I put the lotion in the basket.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Put the lotion in the basket.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Would you fuck me? All right? Yeah? By the way, Tyler,
do you know what the Breakfast Club is?

Speaker 6 (19:48):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, it's that. I don't know how to describe that.
It's a podcast, right, it's a YouTube.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Channel, it's a radio show.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Radio show. I mean I've seen it. I saw it
on Dave, I've seen it on other stuff.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Yeah, is it on Serious now? It must be on
Serious XM now because they're swearing and shipped on that.
But uh yeah, he was on there.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
And marget audience for that show. But I why not.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Why wouldn't you be a big hip hop guy? I
guess why do you think it's hip hop? Oh? Make
you think that.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
The only reason why I know it is through a
hip hop artist, which one Dave.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Oh a little Dicky, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Dave, Little Dicky.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Little Dicky was in his music video.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Come you guys don't know about a Little Diggy.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
I was in his music.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
It's it's cool to see, uh, Like I was so funny,
I'm I'm I've got to see different people friends of
mine blow up, and I was just like, yeah, it's
great to be around success. I just fucking wait until
it fucking hits me.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
But it's all six degrees of separation, so it's just
just being whatever.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
You just tried to say, Hey man, I know what
you are six degrees away from completing that sentence. Uh.
Nate Jackson, Uh yeah, I mean I got I got
to see I got to see like Kevi on stage
blowing up, and and like seeing Nate blow up. It's

(21:38):
just it. I I appreciate it when you've seen like
the behind the scenes and all the work that they
put in, and like other people are just seeing them
at this level now and they have no idea. Like
I have a picture of me and Nate where we
did a it's not even a club. It was like
a restaurant called the Log Cabin. I think it was

(21:59):
in Tacoma or maybe Fife, Washington. And uh, I might
post that as a throwback. But we look like just young,
impressionable young men. It's just crazy, just clean shaven. It's nuts.
But I'm I'm I'm so happy for Nate because he's
a great dude, great comic and it's nice to see,

(22:20):
you know, like when when you guys are blowing up
and I'm fucking trying to ride your coat tails and
I'm like, hey, you need a ride to the Beyonce concert.
What do you need? Take? Well, it takes I can
open for you.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Hey, we all don't get there.

Speaker 6 (22:36):
I believe wholeheartedly we're all gonna get there, and it's
coming soon. I'm putting it in an atmosphere in the
universe immediately. So state of course, state of course.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Absolutely. And speaking of that, uh, in our in our notes,
we have is ego a deterrent to success?

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Oh, I'll put that in there. I forgot about it.
It's been so long.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Okay, Well that's for yeah, yeah, and then I'll answer
I get my own, Well you put it in there.
I want to kick us off.

Speaker 6 (23:08):
No, it's because I don't want to kick out something corgeles.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Is ego had to turn to success. I'll let you
know once I get to the success part. Ego. Do
you want to go first, Tyler or do you want
me to?

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Do you want me to tell that Beyonce story before
we switch?

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Ub jects? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (23:34):
Absolutely, I mean, did you fact that you sold we
to Beyonce is more exhilarating than that.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
We'll go ahead.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
So this was the year was twenty fourteen. There was
a tour called the On the Run Tour with jay
Z and Beyonce.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
And this is a real story. I thought you were
fucking around, but all right, I'm looking forward to hearing
this go on.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Was it jay Z? No, it was It was a yeah,
yeah yeah. So it was those two and they were
doing a tour and one of the stops was in Seattle.
And this was back when I was doing that like
weed delivery service gig. That was a little bit on
the you know, it wasn't necessarily legit, right, but.

Speaker 5 (24:21):
Say what, we're just like, stay here at the Hollins
worth less disclaim. You got to disclaim so you can
allegedly I can't.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Get arrested twice for it. I already did get a
whole line, so I I worked for like this group
of people. We sold. You know, some people would call
it organized crime, but others would call it just, uh,

(24:53):
just a gig that you had, and uh. We would
put out ads in the paper, so people like they
just saw that it looked legit, but it wasn't legit.
It was the whole thing that we were doing. This
was like we'd have been legalized, but it hadn't been.
It wasn't being sold in stores yet type of thing.
So roughly around that timeframe, so we get a call

(25:15):
and they were saying that it was the Beyonce jy
Z tour and they're like, we're trying to get somebody
to come and give us some some weed. And they
were at I think it was called the Walton Hotel
in downtown. It was a it's one of those fancy
hotels and I've actually been there before and I remember
saying like, this is one of the fanciest hotels because

(25:37):
they give you lepper print bathrobes in your rooms. So
I'm like, that place is legit, and they're like, do
you know who these people are? Because I was like
the old. I was like the only hip person that
worked there, and I was like, yeah, I know who
they are. And they're like, do you want to be
the one that sells it to them? And I'm like okay,
So I'm like hell yeah. I get to go, and

(25:57):
I bring like my briefcase full of weed. I had
like a Pelican case that was like, you know, like
all sorts of like uh, different types of strains in there,
and all sorts of goodies and stuff. And I show
up and I'm like, holy shit, this is crazy. I
can't believe I'm about to meet fucking Beyonce it and
I get I go. I meet them at the hotel

(26:19):
room I'm getting set up to like the top floor
where the sweets are. And I go into the room
and it's just all these security dudes. Like none of
them was Beyonce or jay Z, but I'm guessing they
were in the hotel, but just a couple of rooms
down the hall. And I'm like, of course I'm not
going to actually meet them, all right, I'm selling weed

(26:40):
to their like bodyguard.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
Yeah, that was a middleman in between those those those
people that.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
You're gonna be like fucking handed to her.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
I know, like, this is kind of likely. It's nikes sense.
I mean, I figured celebrities got to buy their own
weed sometimes. But then I'm like, oh wait, no, totally not.
This is like a billionaire who probably has people that
handles this ship.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
For can you I don't know if you can. I
was gonna say, who's the most famous person that you
can say that you've sold weed two or given weed
given to weed two. We'll say it's not.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
So well like t J Miller was one. You hooked
that up with Dud Benson.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
That's cool, Go ahead and just fucking nark me out.
I guess accomplished.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Now, limitations on these stories are they're well gone. The
cast of the league. I ran into them at Bumper.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Shoot Sez and all those guys.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Don't Yeah, yeah, Adam Ray before you was famous, that's
about it. I don't know. I think the one Doug Benson,
yeah twice, three or four times.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Actually, yeah, that's crazy god, And.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
That one time that was fine. I do know he's
fucking He asked for a ride to after I gave
him just really because I was driving a smart car
at the time. So it was me and Kurt Metzger
and a smart.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Dude. I would when I was living when I was
living in l A. He came out and uh, I
think we went to a weed store. I definitely remember
getting weed for him or or going somewhere. But yeah,
we we hooked up when he uh, when he came
out to l A and I got him situated.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
He wanted a lot more than weed.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
He was like, but we just want to stay here
at the hallings worthless. He wanted the also a bong
and some papers. That's all more than he wanted them
just we Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
No, he wanted other drugs, not like sex stuff.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
That we were trying to Jesus Christ than I did.
All right, had a hooker, Jesus. All right, Well let's go.

(29:30):
So ego is ego a deterren to success?

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Clearly not. I think it's not.

Speaker 6 (29:37):
I would go go with go with no after that story,
because he wanted the hard stuff.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
I think he is.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
I saw a comedian post, uh, this was kind of funny,
but post on their Facebook like, hey, I need to
get booked bookers reach out to me. Don't make it
weird and make me reach out to you, which I
was like, Damn, that's some ego.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Yeah, well, see, I'm trying to think, Yeah, I'm ego
versus confidence. I'm trying to are you saying like conceited
is being conceited?

Speaker 6 (30:16):
Uh, it's you haven't explained it in your term, Like okay,
all right, Uh, I guess.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
I guess self awareness can be a turn to success,
and I ego could fall into that. When I was
in Boston, I think I was talking to either John Tobin,
who again books all of the clubs in Massachusetts as
oil as a lot of others, or owns and operates
a lot of them. But I was telling him that

(30:46):
we have a comic here in Vegas. I won't say who, uh,
And I didn't tell him. I just said that there's
a comic in Vegas that is maybe two years in
and this comic is teaching offering to teach stand up.
I was like, you don't even understand stand up at
two years in, and you want to teach people that

(31:08):
have even less knowledge than you. I mean, it's just
it's the blind leading the blind and uh. But I mean,
but at the same time, I like, I'll just say overall,
I'd say ego can be a deterrence success. But I
think also because I see a lot of people that

(31:29):
are doing the fake it till you make it. I mean,
you see that shit in LA all the time, where
you know, managers and agents will tell actors go do
an open mic so you can say, yeah, I do
stand up. I'm a stand up comic too, and they're
they are awful, you know, but they they now have
it on their resume that oh, yeah I've done stand up,
so I'm I'm a comedic actor, or I can I

(31:52):
can do stand up or whatever. But or the people
that will say that they crushed. I mean, dude, it's
there's comics that I followed that I see them posting
shit all the time, and I'm like, you're not It's
it's their online horseshit, you know. But I but you know,
maybe it's working for them. So I don't. I don't know.

(32:14):
I don't know how to answer that. I don't know
because for me, I would say, for me, it would
be a deterrent. I'll just answer for myself. Would ego
be a deterrent to success? I think so, because I
think you have to you have to be self aware
and be able to critique yourself and know be a

(32:34):
good judge of your own stuff. I mean, I remember
coming up there was a comic that had told me
after a set that I had that was not good,
and they were like, you know, they're being nice, and
so they gave me a pound and they're like, hey, good,
good set. And I was like, no, it wasn't. That
was shit. Means like, what do you mean? I was like,
it was just it wasn't a good set, and he goes,
all right, you know then when you have a good

(32:55):
set and not so that's good. He's like, I, I
that's it's good being a good judge, you know, and
not being like, oh I always crush you know when
you don't. So I'll answer that way for me, I
think it would be a determ.

Speaker 6 (33:09):
So we all have to have an ego to do
this business. We all have to have some form of
an ego. I think you have to because you have
to believe in yourself, and you have to be crazy
enough to believe in yourself, and sometimes you have to
put yourself in a position where you're like, no, I'm
fucking good at this. But that's also bleeding into what
the other words you said. It is confidence. So I

(33:32):
think you have to be confident. The part where it
starts to get tricky for me is when people are
overconfident and they allow their ego to to supersede.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
The actual talent. So it's it's that part that you
look at.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Yeah, that's a very concise way to put my fucking
long winded answer.

Speaker 6 (33:55):
I mean because I mean, because you we see people
and we've all been in those positions where you like
Man's person come in the room and they're the biggest
voice in the room and they're the biggest, the loudest,
they the most boisterous. So you like, Manu the ego
this got in the room before them, and then you
see them on stage, You're like, you did all that
to do that, Like that's that's what you that's what

(34:17):
you're putting on stage. And then you're coming off as
if you just crushed the room. It's like you have
no self awareness of your of of the actual performance.
But yet you'll you'll convince yourself through your ego that
you are successful in every right and if everybody else
who doesn't believe in that is a hater or or

(34:38):
they're wrong or it's man the book is like, like
you just said, you better book me because I know
I'm out here.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
No you not know, you are not you not out
here like that.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
So I think it's a very fine line between allowing
your ego to supersede.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Confidence what you have to have. We have to have both.
But the tip of.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
That's a yeah, that's a great way to say it,
and and another the I mean again, I've seen comics
that are two or three years in and they're they're
complaining that they're not getting booked enough, and I'm like, okay,
I don't I don't know. But at the same point,

(35:21):
like I remember when I moved from Boston to Seattle
and there was a local, a local headliner, uh Susan Jones.
Tyler member remembers her. She was out here for a while.
I mean, she may still live out here, I don't know.
But and after shows I would hand out business cards
just because you know, I have my website, you know,

(35:42):
to try and get followers and all that shit. That
was it, And fucking she was shitting on me for
handing out business cards being you know whatever, three years
in or whatever, and I was just like, oh, okay,
so you're a cunt, So you're an asshole. I mean,
I mean, I'm just like I I never trying. Like
I've always said, as long as you're not stealing anybody's jokes,

(36:06):
I support you doing stand up if you're if you're
trying to get better and this and that, you know
and and uh uh you know we all know our
our first few years in stand up. You look back
on it now and you're like, yikes, get that ship
off the internet, right, but uh and and any comic
that follows me, I will follow them immediately on Instagram whatever.

(36:29):
I don't care if they I it's their first year
or whatever. You know. I I just I love comedy.
I love comics, I love I love the artists stand
up and our community, our brotherhood or sisterhood whatever whatever
you identify as. So I I never I tried not
to ever ship on young comics unless unless they ask

(36:52):
me for input on their set, and then I give
them input, very constructive and and and then they they
ship on me for my input. Tyler knows, I mean,
Carlos knows what I'm talking about. But yeah, it's it's
just it's crazy though, like the I don't know if

(37:15):
it's the kill Tony thing or I wonder what that is.
I mean, in Boston you had a lot of and
I'm sure you had it, Carlos where you started out,
and Tyler and Seattle we had it. But it's like, uh,
in Boston, you you see these fucking people that destroy
and are very humble, like like I said, Tony V.

(37:35):
Watching Tony V this week this weekend hosting, and you're like,
this guy is the fucking funniest dude I've seen in years,
and and he just it's so effortless and so casual
and off stage he's the fucking the nicest dude, will
do anything for other comics, and uh, the most humble dude.

(37:56):
And then you see a guy that's like a year
in and and just has this like they they they're
fucking Chappelle or something, and you're like, bro, you take
it down a notch, just get a little perspective.

Speaker 6 (38:09):
And I think the Internet plays a huge, huge party
that and how people view themselves now because you can
be in and everything on the Internet, it doesn't doesn't matter.
You can paint a picture as big as broad as
you want possibly want out here. It's it's it's a
weird space because then those same people take that persona

(38:31):
because that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
That persona out into real life.

Speaker 6 (38:34):
And people see you in real life be like, man,
you're not You're not that, that's not that's not you.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
But yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (38:41):
Got I definitely have to put that on a lot
of it on the internet. And the fact that people
not getting checked like we used to. We used to
get checked. Yes, we we when you bombed on stage
or you weren't or you weren't putting in the work.
You got checked by older comics that were in the
business like, yeah, no, that ain't it. I don't care
what you think that I would never I'm long story

(39:02):
shore Drew Thomas, who was like no comic, no comic,
and we when I came to Atlanta, I was doing
shows maybe every once or two months, if once every
other month or so what So we were doing the
show with the punchline and I just got off hosting.
I'm thinking I'm killing and he's like, man, I'm gonna
be honest with you. You a good comic, he said, but

(39:25):
you're never You're never gonna be great, You're never gonna
you never really go get ahead, he said, because you
don't put in the work.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
And I looked at it in the face.

Speaker 6 (39:33):
I was like, again, Ego, yeah, like the fuck is
you talking about? But I should cut your ass out, man.
But then I was like, okay, all right. But fast
forward years later, Drew and I still still talk. He's like, man,
I see the fact that you're putting in the work now,
and I was like, I would never forget that conversation

(39:56):
we had in that green room at the punchline. Never
because I was like, he put me on a whole
different perspective. Even though it took me several years more
years to actually catch that. I bring it up because
I'm like, no, dude, it's it's that that was what
we need now back in the day, but you got
to be so sensitive to people's emotions now.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
And then hadding On taken man, fuck off.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Yeah, and it's funny.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
BS.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Jeffrey said he did his first feature for Susan Jones,
and I mean, I don't even know if Susan still
does stand up. I mean, for the most part, we're
fine now, but it was just she fucking was an
asshole to a lot of the younger comics in Seattle,
and uh, you know, like, like I said, we're fine,
but uh, and then VS. Jeffrey said, Henigan thoroughly roasted

(40:42):
me on stage after bombing during an open mic. Yeah,
I remember Hennigan telling Hennigan's like a Seattle legend. I
think he opened for Carlin one time, didn't he Tyler?
That was like one of his credits. He's an old
old now, he's really old now, but he was. It
seemed like he was always like seventy years old. But

(41:02):
I remember he was talking to me one time and
he was talking about people posting how like got a
standing ovation? Again, got a standing ovation? Funny enough. I
think it was Susan Jones he was talking about at
the time, and hen again was like, I don't know
if I ever got a standing ovation. He goes, if
I did, I think I'd probably be doing did something wrong.
And he was talking about if everybody loves everything you do,

(41:24):
then you're probably vanilla, like if you you do, you know,
but which is always you know, everybody has their own
theories on stand up and everything. But uh, yeah, it's
Tony b was talking about this weekend back in the day.
I think he said they had like a ball or
a something that they would if you were on stage

(41:46):
back in the day in the eighties and you did
anything that the comics considered hacky, Like those guys that
were all coming up together, they'd throw shit at you
like this this ball or whatever it was, at you
on stage right when you did it. If you did
some hackey shit, They're like fuck that, and they would
throw that shit at you. So it was like that
self checking thing. And maybe they don't have anymore. And

(42:07):
when I said the kill Tony thing, I don't mean.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
They don't have balls. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
They ball like it.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
I like it. Well, the kill kill Tony thing is
you're you know a lot of And again I'm not
shitting on anybody's success, but uh, you you have guys
that maybe less than a year in and then they
do kill Tony and you just got to do a minute.
And then you if you kill that minute, that's awesome.
But then you start getting headlining dates and you may

(42:37):
not have the time. I mean, most likely, if you're
a year in, you don't have the time to fill
a forty five minute set, you know, uh, and or
if you do, it's probably not gonna be good. And
and uh and you know, ten years from now, you're
gonna hate this ship you did in your first few years,
you know, uh, and uh it's uh, but I mean

(42:58):
that fucking kill Tony is like so many careers have
capt you know, started from kill Tony. Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
I don't know, man, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (43:09):
I'm a preserve of my comments about those that that
show in particular.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
But no, no, no, I'm not. I'm not a fan.
I'm not a fan. I haven't watched it. I don't.
I'm not into it much success to those that do,
and they love that that dude is well loved, that
show is well loved. I'm not a fan of it
because I don't.

Speaker 6 (43:28):
I think it does bring more egotistical comics than it
does actual comedians.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Yeah, I mean I heard, like.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
I love those comics. Uh, Sean loves Kanye West running around.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
I know Sean loves what's the one dude's name, William
what's his name?

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Tyler, Sean Williams.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
No, No, Sean McCann loves that show because of what's
the dude, the redhead dude William wy Yes, he loves
William Montgomery and uh and I've heard Cam Patterson is
I hear he's like really funny. I think he's from
Florida and I've heard that. Uh he's pretty funny, but.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
I mean picture loss and got his start on it.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
I'm kill Tony.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Really, I don't know that was a g T.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Well, kill Tony was before a g T.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Did he blow up off kill Tony?

Speaker 1 (44:35):
He got a lot of opportunities from it. I don't know,
I don't, I just know k I've seen this though
a bunch of times, and they've mentioned it quite a
few times.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Got you.

Speaker 6 (44:47):
And again, the disclaimer here is not that they're not
good comedians that come off of Kill Tony, is that
there's an abundance of those that don't, and and those
are the ones that those are the people who, to me,
are more like you. You're fucking irritating. You're watering down
in the comedy world because you're not killing it like that.

(45:08):
So just temping yourself.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
We watched it, Sorry, I watched Tony. I watched it
a lot. I watched it a lot. I'm not gonna lie.
I like it. I like the show. To me, it's
like watching an open mic, and I don't really go
to open MIC's anymore, so this is kind of like
it's nostalgic. It's fun for me and Tory and I
are watching it the other day and this guy was

(45:33):
on it and he fucking bombed. He bombed so bad.
But he had such an ego during the interview that
he was like talking himself up like he didn't just
fucking bomb and then like they made fun of him,
and then they sent him on his way. And then
when he went, when he left, I was lean to Tory,
I go that guy as soon as he went out
to the comedy pit, like the comics pit, he just

(45:54):
instantly said I just killed up there. Like I bet
you that's what he's saying. I know for a fact
he's out there in the crowd going I just fucking
killed it. I just killed it.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
You know, I wanted he remembered the guy's name.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
No, but if anybody watched this week's episode, you know
who I'm talking about. He fucking bombed.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Have you have you seen the Tommy No Breaks?

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, we watched that. He was on this
last week.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Well, so you know what's crazy is I saw So
there's this guy Carlos name, he goes by Tommy No Breaks.
I saw him randomly on TikTok at like at an
open mic, this is all before kill Tony, and I
thought it was like a seasoned comic doing a character. Okay,

(46:43):
and then and then I saw Tommy No Breaks on
kill Tony and I was like, oh, this is just him,
this is oh he is you know and I was
like okay, like I yeah, it was him at an
open mic and this open mic, I don't think he
was doing that good good. But his commentary, like when
he posted it, he was like fucking crushed it, just

(47:07):
fucking next, the next greatest. And I thought it was
again I thought it was like an established comic doing
a character. So I was like laughing that that this
this character he was doing bombed and he was talking
ship and so I I think I said I was
like the greatest comic to ever live or some ship.
I think I commented on it. And then I see
him on Kilt. I was like, oh fuck, and he

(47:28):
looked like he did pretty good on the KILTNY. I mean,
they've had him back now, haven't they.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
He gave him a golden ticket bro right Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:37):
So se so this what is on YouTube? You can
find this stuff on YouTube?

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Yeah yeah, yeah, meat.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Just just to see this, to give it a second look.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
The Golden Ticket winners are the ones that basically just
instantly start touring.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Like fucking from here, what's a what's his name? Fucking big? Yeah, Todd.
I'm gonna say Todd Lawson, but I was like, that's
not it, fucking h Yeah, Todd Royce. Yeah, Todd was
a Golden Ticket winner. M hm.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
And what did the refresh my memory?

Speaker 3 (48:10):
What did it take to get the Well, it's like
on AGT you know when you get the Golden ticket
or the golden buzzer and you move right on through.
The Golden ticket is like you you have I think
you have like a pass to come back. Well, shit,
Tyler watches the show more than I do. What's what
is it? Tyler?

Speaker 1 (48:24):
It means you can go on any show. But it
used to mean you can go on any show. But
now it's like reach out beforehand and we'll Stephen Gates.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
They got so many Golden tickets out there, so many, dude.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
And some of those Golden Ticket winners are like comically bad,
like so bad that I think that he gave him
a Golden ticket because they're not like they're like when
those comics, which is huge. Egos are just completely delusional
and like they just go up with the confidence of
like a superstar and then just eat ship. And that

(48:59):
is on itself, is fun to watch if somebody do
really well, you know, it's.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
The train wreck or the car accident. Everybody slows down
to see the car accident. But yeah, so I say
all that about Tommy No briks to say, uh, look
for me opening him at the next arena he does.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
If that would have been you out of that.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Next he's he sold out the Venetian here in Vegas,
So hopefully I can get a guest spot from Tommy
no breaks. His character is fucking hilarious or whatever breaks.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
He does it so well that that is just his personality.
It's like, dude, how could you be like this? Like
I could not say something, I could not act that
confident with instantly following like with whatever I just said.
When I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I don't actually
mean that. I have very low self esteement.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Yeah, and he I saw there was a clip that
I think he posted or somebody else posted, but it
had a link in there for his merch.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
I don't like this guy.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
Already has merch.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
I was like, always be ready to blow up, always
be ready, all right.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Okay, fuck it? You know why not? Fuck it? Dude?

Speaker 2 (50:19):
That's crazy. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Don't everything set up in case you do blow up?
Like the next day they can start buying your ship?
Find where your ship is?

Speaker 3 (50:29):
I love it? So what is his merch?

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Do you know what his merch is?

Speaker 3 (50:34):
I think it might just be his name or it
says no breaks or whatever.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Five hundred dollars leather jackets to.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Sellout Carlos.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
This guy, he just doesn't Andrew dice Clay impression. That's
all it is. That's what he's doing.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
I was shoting to look him up.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
I'm gonna check it out.

Speaker 6 (50:56):
I may watch this week's is this week's episode? Is
that what you said to yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:01):
This week?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
What is the latest episode? It's like somebody O'Connell I
think is the panelist?

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Uh okay, here, hold on, I got it. One second.
Here let's share this bad boy. Uh watch him. He
gets all these followers.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Alright from our show, not from.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Yeah. Right, he'll get three more followers, you hear this?

Speaker 5 (51:31):
Welches alright, fucking waited buckle the funk up.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
There, you go final the night called them Timmy.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Yeah, like you said, my name's Timmy No Breaks, and.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
You might wanna buckle the funk.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Up said that like everybody was gonna say it with him.
Get this. I was at the nuts store.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
I was buying nuts.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
I go up to the fucking way that thing.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
The woman's like, that's gonna be one hundred dollars. I
was like, bitch, I got fucking bills to pet. You
guys ever have a fucking punchline with the all right,

(52:30):
don't worry, you're gonna love this one.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Get this.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
I was at the doctor. Yeah, the fucking doctor.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
I go up to this doctor.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
He's like, tell me, no breaks.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
You have cancer. You need treatment. I'm like, what are
you talking about. I'm a healthy guy.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
I'm a yong boy.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
He's like, you need treatment. I'm like, how much is
that gonna cost? He's like a hundred dollars?

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Oh what bitch. That's a good dude.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
This is quite a ship.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
This is ship. What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Timmy No Breaks? Everybody?

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Why why are they call him Timmy? Tommy?

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Hi Timmy?

Speaker 3 (53:21):
Did you just watch Dice once? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:28):
I've heard that before. What do you really like, how
long you've been doing stand up?

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Too long? Two months?

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Two months? Sorright, my god, where are you from?

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Jersey?

Speaker 4 (53:40):
Jersey?

Speaker 1 (53:41):
All right?

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Speak of North he got out of.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Okay, Timmy, he's having the time of his life.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
It's good. It really is fucking all right, we get
the I get it. It's funny. It's like dice.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Yeah, it's fun to watch because it's so bad and
like that isn't nothing that he is saying. If I
didn't see him in like this type of delivery, I
would I'd be like, get this guy the fuck out here,
Like who the fuck is this guy?

Speaker 3 (54:16):
So now, remember, like I said, I saw basically him
doing like this, and it was it had to be
an open mic. Again, this is before Kiltony or anything.
And this is probably I want to say, maybe four
or five months ago. Well no, he says he's been
doing it two months, so maybe it was fucking two
months ago. But uh. And it was about this response

(54:37):
at this open mic, and I might have been even
even the same jokes. So I it was so over
the top. I was like, oh, this is a character,
and I'm like, he's very confident. So it's probably an
established comic that's just fucking around at an open mic
doing this character and it's wild that. No, this is just.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
In regular life doing this same ship.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Yeah, that's fucking Timmy Tommy No Breaks, whatever his name is.
But shout out to him. I guess he's the fucking
now he's the new guy on Kill Tony, So good
for him.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Throw the whole ship away. Fucking oh man, I'm over it,
all right?

Speaker 3 (55:20):
So what was what was the topic we talked about earlier?
Does ego.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
That actually just proved it? It actually just proved it?

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Just this I don't know, man.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
I mean with just ego.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Yeah, we're watching his videos, he ain't watching ours, So
shout out to him and kill Tony crew. I guess
all right, let's do our plugs and uh, Natasha shout
out to Natasha.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Because she dropped in a nice low comment. Did you
read it?

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (55:51):
It's a mix of Phonsie and the guys who try
to talk to you if you walk too far north
of Blower Manhattan, So perfect. All right, Carlos, what do
you got coming up?

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Of course I always like how you dropped your hair there, Toddler.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
This this let me drop my.

Speaker 6 (56:14):
Uh the headlining Delirious, Uh last Unlimited that other shows
in between. Y'all can check that out at Part Time
Famous dot com.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Yes, Tyler, I got shows. They're coming up.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
I got them, I got them, I got the shows. Thursday,
I'm gonna be on the Naturals podcast. I don't I
think I don't think they film them live, so don't
worry about that anyways. Uh, Okay, not this weekend, but
next I'll be in Tulsa, Oklahoma weekend. After that, Gilbert,
Arizona weekend. After that Rapid City, South Dakota. We added

(56:54):
a Thursday show on that, and then the week after that,
I will be uh in Las Vegas Delirious Comedy, and
then Tucson, Arizona, and then Mantica, California. You can go
to be at Big IRISHJA dot com. Uh for all
the tickets. Thanks guys that came late, and thanks for
listening until next week.

Speaker 6 (57:15):
Bye.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
If you if a person fucking listens to this till
the end, you deserve a prize. Your prize is to
go to.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
iTunes and rate a review.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
This podcast given five stars. You motherfuckers fucking say something nice,
you Fox, you motherfuckers. This fucking piece of ship for
five years, averaging about two fucking reviews a year. Go

(57:52):
fucking write some motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Oh fuck, that is the realest I've ever heard you.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
God yeah do What the fuck