August 21, 2025 • 51 mins
Jay and Tyler talk about their weekend together in Tacoma and Jay went to the Black Wall Street Museum in Tulsa
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What do you want to say something about your show?
I shot on myself in the womb.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Stop Phil, you fucking stink.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
You know what? Fuck this.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Because it's Halling's worth but it's worth less.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I don't want to hear about whatever you have to
say the worthless of the week.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
You're just gonna sit up there the whole time, Phil,
Fox Scorpion. It's a move man, you fucking dummy.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Then what the fuck? House of Race? Black people? Shoot me?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Now?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
What's up? Everybody?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Welcome to a Halleens worthless program. I'm one of your host,
Big RJ. Hallings with it as usual.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
We have.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
The Huligoons, the goon Squad, the usual suspects, Three of
a Kind, trips, three Men's, no baby shout out to
Baby Miles, three Musketeers, just the three of us. Three's company.
No mister Fairley. Starting with you've seen him on Amazon Prime.
He's the host with the most. He's part time famous,
full time funny Carlos.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
And what's happening we in the build here and last,
but definitely not least, he took the d out of
d E. I.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
He's d E. White.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
We call him the one box Checker.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
Murder.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
He's now very cancelable. Man, I'm not racist, Tyler. Don't
call me Joseph Smith.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Good to be here to be I did my point.
It's the title on this Yeah yeah, yeah, that's working there.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
He is right, they're oh man, so, uh yeah, we
got lots of stuff, Tyler. I wanted to see what
Oh did you enter in your ren fair stuff?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Oh no, what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
And in I like for the topics, Well I can.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
I don't know what was.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
The Beyonce wedding one? Does anybody remember that?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
No, we talked about Beyonce when he when he sold
some marriage I wanas tour.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Maybe that's what it was.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Okay, Uh, well we can we go back two weeks
uh to coma with Tyler.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Tyler. Yeah, so two weeks ago I was at Tacoma
Comedy Club.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I was a Big Jay Oakerson had canceled his weekend
and I got the call, what up, storm Breaker?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I got the call to.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Fill in for Big Jay Okerson? And uh yeah, it
was actually it was fun weekend. But it was just
funny because like there was such confusion because like some
everybody got emailed that hey, Big Jay Okerson canceled you know,
you can come to this show for free. I'm I'm assuming,
and your tickets will be good for whenever Big Ja
(03:03):
returns or whatever. But they had a sign out front
that said, well it said Big Big Junk cankled because
they misspelled canceled, so just said c A N c
l ed. Uh yeah whatever. But uh, there were a
few people that actually came there to see me and
they're seeing Big j canceled and they're like, wait, what,
(03:25):
Like they didn't know I was covering for Big j Okerson.
So like this one I was going in and out
of the green room like uh before the show, and
so this there's like four people that were these two couples.
They were like, what's going on? It said you canceled.
I was like, no, no, no, Big j Oakerson canceled.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
They're like, we're here for you, We're here to see you.
I was like, oh, I'm sorry, So what's going on?
And I'm here, you see me? So I'm here, So
it's all good.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yeah, But it was a it was a it was
a fun weekend and Tyler. Tyler has a closing joke.
I guess it's you said it's on your special Tyler.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Yeah, it's on my special, Dude.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I had never heard it before, and it's so fucking.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Funny about the I'm not going to ruin his joke
or do it try and do his joke, but the
gist of it is he asked chat GPT how to
go down on your girl. I'll just leave it at that,
and then like the instructions he got, and just it's
so fucking funny. It was just it would destroy every
fucking show.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Next week. You got to drop a clip of it
so we can we can hear it here. So you
got a clip of it, don't you talk?
Speaker 6 (04:37):
I do have a clip of it.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah, then we listen. Drop that next week because I
want to hear it now.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Yeah, you can just ask chat cheap et.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I want to. I want to tal a version first.
I want to the meeting version first.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Three point oh, chat cheap so I'd be interested to
rewrite the joke after getting the new five point zero release.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Dude, it submitted to Chad GPT. Yet I'm not I'm
not there yet. All his AI and Chad GPT and
all his stuff. I haven't gotten there yet, dude.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I just I just I sent Sean O our buddy
Sean video about this guy talking about we're about to
get into like I think he called it like super AI,
like uh, and basically we're all fucked because like you
know bitcoin how like they say, oh, there's like bitcoin
(05:34):
wallets that are encrypted and connected. Like now this thing
can do like five million years of code cracking in
like fifteen minutes or it's gonna be like that where
like nothing will be on you know, nothing will be
like safe. It's just it's fucking crazy. And there was
a Sean was telling me the story about it was
(05:56):
like AI two. I'm obviously I'm saying this in very
layman terms or dumb terms because I'm dumb. But it
was like AI two point oh was getting ready to
shut down, and AI three point oh was coming out
right with me, so far right. So AI two point
oh started backing up its own, backing itself up and
(06:18):
trying to create like roadblocks because it knew that it
was about to get you know, deleted or you know,
the next one was coming out, so it was trying
to stop that from happening.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
It's like self aware, hmm. It's getting crazy, man, it's
getting crazy.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
I just want to go back to the old days
when things were very simple, very simple.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Because I don't I don't, I don't know. And here's
the thing.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
I guess it's beneficial in some shape form of fashion,
but it just feels thought like it's starting to get
weird now.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, yeah, beyond weird.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
I'm ready for the next phase. Man, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Me a robot. I was on town and to be like, Na,
let's go with this, do it.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
And uh, Tyler, did you did you have something you
wanted to say about the Tacoma Weekend?
Speaker 6 (07:15):
It was just fun working with Jay.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
It was like, Uh, it sucks covering for a comic
because it's like, you know, there's a huge group of
people there that were just so upset because they kind
of found out right as they got there, Which is
no fault to the club or any of the performers.
It is entirely on the shoulders of the audience member
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for not answering their emails. It's not like we're gonna
give you important information from the for the event you
purchased tickets for. But it was shocking to me to
see how many people realized at the door when there's
a sign that says big Jay Oakerson cankered because they
misspelled it.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
But then then it's even more on them.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
To me, it's even more on them now because once
you find that out at the door, you're like, hey,
big big, Big Big j canceled, and you like it's Olkerson.
You're like, yeah, all right, then go all back home
if you don't want to, if you don't want to
go to the show, don't walk in mad because Big
Jay Olkerson is not there.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I mean, then you can do about it now, I said.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I mean, Tyler addressed it on a few shows and
I did too, where I was like, you know, I
know a lot of you guys are here to see
Big Jay Oakerson.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
You know, sorry that he canceled.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
I appreciate you guys staying and you guys are upset
and then fucking directed at him like and I was like,
you know, I didn't shoot on Big Ja. I was
just like, he's a great comic all that and everything.
It just but I'm I'm here. I didn't cancel, so
don't take.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It out and have a good time.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Big Jay Ogerson did go live right at the time
the show is starting, So doing reaction video is doing
a live reaction.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
It was kind of fun he just because he has
something else.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I mean, he canceled on Thursday and his shows were Friday,
So you talk about it, man, I said, fuck him.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh it happens, but yeah it was.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
It was the second time I was covering for Big Ja. O. Yeah,
at least got onto a weekend that he was canceling from,
which is really funny of like, all of the years
I've been doing comedy, this has only happened twice, and
it's only been with him.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Were you already skeptic be on the show?
Speaker 6 (09:57):
And that's how No Jay was scheduled to be on it?
And then uh, or No Jay wasn't you weren't even
scheduled to be on it?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Were you?
Speaker 6 (10:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I covered Big J Big J was was scheduled big Ja.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
Over Yeah, but that's you were going to feature form
or something.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
I I got the call, uh Thursday, So I did
it shows Friday and Saturday. I got the call Thursday
night at about or I got the text at about
ten pm and uh and from we'll say Bark Entertainment.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Uh. And I was asked, are you booked this weekend?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
And I was like, no, this is actually a weekend
I was going to stay in town and I was
about to go up at La Comedy Club. So then
immediately it's like, do you want to cover or can
you cover for this? And I was like, let me see,
And then I got a it's like, here's an offer
if you if you say yes right now, and then
like they were sending me flight info and everything, and
I was like, all right, fuck it, let's do it.
And then uh and then uh, they said, you know
(10:57):
you do you want to see if Tyler can feature?
Do you want Tyler to feature? And so I was like,
let me find out. So then I text Tyler and
he was like, I'm in bob eh. So then I
immediately was like yes, all right, dope, yeah, I don't
know who.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Was on the show. Then to be honest, who's featuring
or who is whosting?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Well, I know, uh, the host was going to be
the same because I had worked with him in Spokane
and he was saying he was looking forward to hosting
for Big Jay Jokerson and then he got me.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
So Big Big Jay Olkerson screwed two people, the club
and the feature, because I'm sure if he was bringing
a feature, he was like, yeah, I'm not going.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
You can go if you want to. Anybody.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
He wasn't bringing anybody to Spokane, and he probably he's
not bringing anybody with him a coma.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Yeah, and I wonder if it's like, uh, it's just
a going from New York to the literal other side
top tippy top corner of the country.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
And oh, it's one.
Speaker 7 (12:00):
Is one that.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
I always think.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
It's so funny because he canceled it because of weather
conditions and I'm like, bro, it's summer, Like is there
something happening in New York that I'm completely unaware of.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
It has been hot and it has been raining there
a lot. I have some good friends that live in
that area or New York area Jersey. So it has
been hot and a lot of rain. But still that's normal.
They deal with fifteen inches of snow. You're telling me
the rain stopped it.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Oh, man, I lived when I lived in New York.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
I like, I've lived in Seattle most of my life, say,
and I've always been used to rain.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
But the rain on the East Coast is fucking rain.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Like Seattle rain is a drizzle. It's just like light sprits.
It's like it's like, get your car faster. I'm gonna
get you. New York rain is like, you know, fucking
hold on to your shit.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
That's like how Tampa was, like, uh, you know, it
didn't it didn't rain all the time, but like it would.
It was the weirdest thing when I lived in Tampa.
I came out of a club and like this side
of the street fucking pouring down and across the street
no rain.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
It was so fucking weird. It's like you just so again.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
Did you cross the street eventually?
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Dude? And uh, you know.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
You know what else is funny with the fact that
I was I was covering for Big Jay is uh ship.
This is our buddy, Alfred Kachiri. Uh Tyler knows him.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
He sent me.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
This is probably, I want to say, maybe six or
seven years ago, maybe.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Less, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
But somebody had posted in the Bonfire Reddit group, which
Bonfire is the radio show that Big j used to
do with Dan Soda. I think he now does it
with Bobby Kelly and U. And in the Bonfire group
somebody posted my poster for my Big Irish Jay and
Friends show in Boston and all these and I get
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that they're fans of.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Big j Okerson, So I get it. But everybody was like,
look at this piece of shit trying to make a
name off of Big j Jokerson and this and that.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
So I just I got in the chat and I
was like, yeah, fuck that guy.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
But I mean, I mean, I get it. You know.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
I've never never tried to, you know, like say I'm
Big j Ogerson or come off as Big J or
you know, totally different acts.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
And actually big isn't like people don't call you.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
You don't call yourself Big j coming out of the gate,
like that's the name that is given to you for
being freakishly huge, you know.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Freakishly huge. I was.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
I was fucking safe four and fifteen pounds, I mean,
and and I was, I mean before comedy, I was
big Irish you know, big Irish J before that. But uh,
it was so funny though in that chat. And I
I've never I've always said like, I've never shipped on,
you know, because it's it's not what's what would be
the what would be the reason for me to try
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and bad mouth Big j ocreson.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
You know, I've always I've.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Always Big Jay's the original and comedy, the original Big
j And he's a great comic, good dude. I've only
interacted with him a few times, but he's a good dude,
you know.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
So it's it's just so funny, like people like this.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Fucking piece of ship trying to make a name off
of our Big j.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Ocreson and uh.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
And it was interesting the I mean, I think I
think for the most part, everybody that had a good
good time at the shows.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I mean it was they were good shows. The whole
lineup was good. So yeah, y'all will own it.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
I'm pretty sure y'all held it down more more than
most probably would have.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
So congratulations, fellas.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
Now we did have some talkative motherfuckers.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
And that.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Bro, Yeah that's right.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
I mean Big Jay's known as like a crowd work
comic and he's great at it. And and I'm I'm like,
i'll address I'll do crowd work if something comes up,
But I don't, like, I'm not like right, I think,
oh yeah, the fucking guy, Tyler.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
That was one of my favorite moments because like both
of us are like, I don't like interacting with the crowd.
I'd rather just do my prepared material, which I feel
like is beneficial to most people in the audience, you know,
like they're there to see what you wrote and been
working on and crafting. The're not there for you just
to fucking wing it the way the comedy, right, this
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crowd kind of wanted you to fucking wing it.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
But this dude, Jay brings up his age. He goes,
I turned fifty four this year and this guy and
the crowd goes, I four true, and it was like,
oh god, it's.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Kind of like the oldest man in the world, just
like just who is who has not been taken? But
the years have not been kind to this man.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
And uh.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
He goes on to say I'm fifty before and I
have a four year old kid. And then Jay was like,
I just tell us your whole life story.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Because we need to know.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
J posted the clip of my favorite part of that
was Jay just turns goes, so, what's what college did
you go to? It was just so obvious from the
sound of this man's voice that he had never stepped
on to a university, civil war university.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
It's just it was it was like I asked him
the meaning of life the way his because he just
it was dead silent.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
And I just.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Tyler just it just yeah, it just positive. He just
stopped talking. And then Jay was like, I'm just kidding.
I know you didn't go to college. Yeah, it was
fun dying in the back, yeah, dude.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
And then this last weekend I was in Uh, I
was in Tulsa at the Tulsa Comedy Club, a bricktown
comedy club of Tulsa. And uh, you know, like I
I've I've talked about it, but I now that I'm
not a fucking pig when I go to these cities.
Instead of just sitting in my room and and fucking
doing nothing except getting fatter, eating and watching movies during
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the day, I'll now go out and explore the city.
So I asked everybody, Uh, well, I asked on my
social media. I'm like, hey, what's there to check out
in Tulsa. So people told me about the gathering, the aquarium,
church studios, and Black Walls gathering. What'd you say, It's
just it's called the gathering, So it's like, it's a
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pretty dope.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Well I'll tell you what I did.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
So they said the gathering, the aquarium, the church studio,
which is like a famous studio, Musical Studio and then
Black Wall Street History Museum. So church Museum, I mean
the Church Studio is closed down too early. The aquarium
was too far away, so I did the Gathering and
Black Wall Street Museum. The Gathering it's like a it's
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like a park and it also has like a center
where you can go and just you know, study, relax.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Yeah, but it was hot as fuck and I didn't
I didn't know it was gonna be in hot and
humid in Tulsa, which I didn't know. So yeah, I'm
not gonna be walking around that much outside. But I
went to the Black Wall Street Museum, which I love history,
and so I wanted to check that out. And I'm
telling Angel, you know, I'm gonna go check out the
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Black Wall Street Museum and she's like, if they allow
you to take a bunch of pictures.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
So it's like okay.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
So I'm walking in and like you can take pictures
and video just no flash blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
And I'm like, okay, cool.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
So I start out and I'm like going through it.
I'm a white dude by himself going through the Black
Wall Street Museum. Which do you know about Tyler. Do
you know about about Black Wall Street and like what happened?
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Of course I do, But why don't you explain?
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Because the quickest quickest explanation is in nineteen twenty one, Like, well,
so this, this area, I think it was Greenwood of
Tulsa was like all black owned and like all self sufficient.
Uh you know, black doctors, black schools, but I mean everything.
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It's a whole black community that was very successful and
and uh and then the whites came in and fucking
killed every well not every didn't kill everybody, they killed
unto people number Yeah, like I think the they said
it was like three to five hundred people were killed.
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Just destroyed it, dropping bombs, set everything on fire, leveled it.
And uh and so this is a but you know
they've they've rebuilt Oklahoma. Yeah, Tulsa, Oklahoma, and in nineteen
twenty one. Yeah, So dude, so I'm going through this
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thing again. I'm a white dude by himself going through this.
There's a black family in front of me, and I'm
you know, and and there's a black family behind me.
And like different segments have like videos and and you know,
like the history and there's pictures and all this shit.
And so I did take some pictures, but then there's
certain parts I'm like, I'm not taking fucking pictures in here,
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and it's it's.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Just it was it's very very uncomfortable to to be
like like the.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Example guy taking pictures of black people suffering, going.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
Yeah, great, love this. I want this on my phone
like like my friends.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Like I was telling angel, I go, like, when we
went to Ireland, we went to where the Easter Rising was,
and I'm taking pictures of like the bullet holes and
the statues and where you know where they all that stuff. Again,
I love history and everything, but it's a little different
if you're taking pictures where your people were the oppressed
versus you were the oppresser, you know. And uh and dude,
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and and then there was also certain parts where I'm
like fucking, I'm like tearing up and I'm like, Jesus Christ, dude,
this this one lady. Like, Uh, they had one section
where there's there's they're playing video.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
It's I don't know how to explained.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
It's like a big brick wall that it looks like
it was, you know, cut out of a building.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
And then a brick here and a brick here, and
they're projecting on it like video and then they.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I don't remember, uh sorry, but but.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
They're they're they're they're playing people that I'm assuming they
they interviewed that was more closer to present day, but
that were like kids back then, and like this one
lady was talking about sorry, I mean the uh this
lady was saying that she was looking up and she
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thought that there was all these blackbirds in the sky,
but it was actually bullets and bombs being dropped down.
And then like one lady was saying, there was a
there was an old timer that was walking with a
cane and you know, these people are shooting and everything,
and a plane flies really low and the guy in
the plane shoots this dude kills him, and uh, I
(23:54):
mean it just dude, it was fucking brutal.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
But I mean I think you got to have like,
you know, was this the thing about if history is
destined to repeat itself if you don't you know, learn
from history, and uh, it was just it was fucking rough.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
And so I told Angel I was like, I got
some pictures, but there's there's certain segments that I'm like
I'm not fucking doing pictures in here, you know. Uh
and uh.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
And then afterwards I went across the street. I was like,
the whole thing, like they have all kinds of little
monuments and everything was it was. It was very interesting
and very sad, but I'm glad. I'm glad I went.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
And saw it.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
And then I I tried to I tried to explain
that in one of the shows, about how uncomfortable it
is as a white dude, you know, and like and
my my girl being like, oh, take pictures. I'm like,
what am I gonna fucking take a selfie here with it?
You know?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
And uh. But it did not go over. So I
was like, I'll probably leave that alone. It was.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
I mean it maybe it was because it was a
predominantly white audience and they were like, we don't we
don't like, I don't hear that.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I mean, it's it's the it's the it's the the
truth of America. And it's fine.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
And so I mean when you said, when you look
at situations like that, most people don't want to talk
about it because then you have to actually deal with
the issue. And and I think that's the biggest part
that it's even coming up more so now I know,
we're not trying to get political. It's not, it's not that,
it's just just the state of America is that it's
starting to kind of circle somewhat back around. Not I
(25:29):
don't think it will ever get to that level because
motherfucker is just not taking it no more.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
They're not They're not gonna let you do that. But
it's still very prevalent right now.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Now they're they're they're trying to get rid of women
voting now, which then the next is, you know, they're
trying to repeel all these voting rights, and I'm like Jesus,
and they're you know, they're redistricting, which might as well
try and take away votes, you know, I mean, or
minorities being able.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
To know it.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
But it's a lot going on at its great. Well,
I did hear Tyler.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
It's funny because he posted these pictures. It's like he
was was on black bass and then you see you
see them performing. I was like, well, ship, uh, y'all
didn't take no black people on the stage, Like like
the whole show was all white.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
Land acknowledgement. What else do you want from me?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
The way I did not. I did not do the lineup.
I uh, and those guys were great, all the guys
that opened. But uh, that's what I said every time
I went up.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
I was like, yeah, we thought we'd change it up
by having a straight white guy closing out.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Uh oh Ship, yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Stormbreakers saying even
got Congress to reverse the decision bro versus rights going
on right now. People just need to be aware. Man,
it's it's uh.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
And it's not not only that, uh, this is off
off topic, on topic like the other day, man, even
ship is getting more expensive, but now the slick thing is, uh,
is that they're charging.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Like I went to the store to buy some school
clothes and one.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
Price was on the tag and I got to the
count and they were like, oh, nah, uh, it's actually
three dollars more.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
It's like, well, what do you mean it's three dollars? Well,
the terraces and and and the other stuff is going on.
I was like, no, you can't, you can't wait, you
can't tag it something. And I get to the county.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
You say, nah, that's not that's not the price. We
actually put in our system that it's three dollars more.
Like I don't know what your system says. But at
Cameron bought some ice cream yesterday and and it's weird
that the price was.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
One thing when he bought it.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Obviously ice cream is getting brought. Then late on the
evening they charged him another amount. They added they added
another amount to it, which is after after he left. Yeah, yeah,
I'm a dispute it. Oh we definitely go probably do that.
But it's like a dollar sixty different. But just think
about that if after a dollar sixty times four hundred customers,
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you know, you're like, no, nope, because the because obviously
you know that's at the counter transaction.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
So whatever, they told me what it is.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
And it was like three o'clock in the morning and
we get a ding saying that the price had changed.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
It's like, this is this is fucking ice cream. How
can the price change? It is what it is. So
it's it's a lot. Say all that to say, it's
a lot going on right now.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
So people got gotta pay more, be more diligent, paying
attention to what's really going on.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
The thing they do with Fred Myers around here is
they have digital coupons, so they show you the price
and it's three dollars less or whatever. But then it
says in parentheses digital coupon. And to get that fucking coupon, bro,
Like you gotta be a goddamn social media a god
damn expert, like a robot built to absorb data, because
(28:48):
I'm I was sitting there for like twenty fucking minutes
trying to get this stupid fucking coupon, and I'm like,
I've lost more money just standing here trying to access
this fucking coupon just to be tear it off and
bring it up there or just make that the price,
Make that the price, Make that the price right now.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I was stop it.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
If you can sell it at that you need this
piece of paper, What does this piece of paper do
for you? Exactly like this telephone.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Give me the coupon at the counter, be like, hey,
guess what, this item had a coupon, We just put
it on you Here's I would come back every time.
But this is why I fucking hate fred Meyer, dude.
I hate they're doing that a lot of stores too.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
It's Alphison's here because I've tried to use them digital
coupons before, but they want you to get so frustrated,
to be like, fucking man, just I'll play the I'll
play got to get out of here, just.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Steal it right.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
My fred Meyer of all the grocery stores is getting
so shady too, Like I'm getting people panhandling inside the
shop while I'm grocery shopping.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
I had that one time in the grocery store where somebody, yeah,
go ahead, sorry.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
Isn't that late? Like I was so blown away because
I have my headphone in my fucking grocery list is on.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
My phone and that's out. And then somebody stops up
and they go, excuse me, do you work here? I'm like,
clearly yeah, like no, of course not. I'm like I'm
like in all black sweatpants, you know, like, of course
I don't work here, Like could you buy me something?
Speaker 6 (30:18):
And I'm like no, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
What the fuck?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
I would have been like, well why did you Why
did it matter if I worked here or not? And
then then they'll be like, well, oh, because you're not
supposed to be fucking asking in the store.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Exactly what about what about the ones that were you
pumping gas? And they say, my car is right around
the corner. I need could you give me some gas money, like.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Nah, dude over here.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
But I think I might have told Tyler this before,
but uh, I know I told Nanny. What I'll do
is like if I'm pulling into like a seven eleven
and i just want to get in and out right,
like I'm going to seven eleven or whatever, drink or something,
and I'm like, let me just.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Run in, get this.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
It's a convenience it's supposed to be convenience store. Let
me get this, get the fuck out two minutes tops, right.
If I see somebody out front that I know is
probably gonna ask me for money, what I do is is,
if I'm with somebody, I'll start talking to them like
I'm talking about somebody else. I'll be like and you
like I'm pissed, like I told them, motherfuck, I'll fuck
(31:22):
we can fucking go right now. I'll beat the you
know whatever, I'll say whatever. And if if I'm not
with anybody, then I'll just grab my phone and act
like I'm talking on the phone like I'm gonna kill somebody.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
And uh, nine of the time they leave me alone.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Mm never, I'm never witty enough to I just here
we go again, And then I get all upset, and
now I'm just like, I hope fucking Trump releases the
National Guard in my grocery store.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Wow, all right, wonderful.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Tyler definitely would have took pictures at the Tulsa.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
He didn took stealpies.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
I can't say it.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
I'm just we were all agreeing on this just a
second ago.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Hey, guys, happened.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
Who's with me?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Wow? Wow? Wow the white back in it? Didn't you
ship immediately? Carlos and I are both like Jesus. Carlos
(32:38):
is looking up. I'm looking at what.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
I say.
Speaker 6 (32:43):
We were all just we're all having a good time.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
We're all just having a good time.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Yea, even store breakers, we're listening ahead, go ahead, Tyler.
But I'm the monster.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
I'm not screaming into my phone making people to too
too scared to talk to me. I'm just trying to
create government jobs over here.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Yeah that's not helping.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Oh yeah sure, oh god, oh god, they really feel
this way. He's just somewhat joking, but he doesn't want any.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Harm that right here.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
Yeah, damn it.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
What's this? What's this? Racist? Irish? Irish?
Speaker 6 (33:40):
Oh speaking of racism?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Uh? What a segue? What a segue.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Did you guys hear obviously, Uh, Sydney Sweeney made headlines
for uh Jeames as he did.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
And then the week after that, did you not hear
about the Sydney Sweeney?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
I didn't know who it was either. But apparently she
does gene commercials.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
And actress and she's pretty, you know, pretty white girl.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
White girl does a jeans commercial. She's like, I have
great jeans.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
I have blue jeans, and then she's wearing jeans and
it's kind of like a little bit of a head
nod to uh eugenics, if you will. But everybody everybody
got upset about it and they're like ripping her to pieces.
But the week after that, Billie Eilish is getting canceled
(34:39):
now because Billie Eilish did a concert in Ireland and
she said, uh, let's get the quote where I think
what she said was, it's so nice to be around
so many people that are pasty and look like me.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yeah, that will definitely get some ass put on you,
for sure.
Speaker 6 (35:07):
What do you mean you mean?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
What do you mean?
Speaker 6 (35:09):
I understand that?
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Like this is so funny because like my girlfriend I
were saying next to each other and my girlfriend is
very pale white, like you know, like she's like, yeah,
people porcelain skin, you might say you're white, you're white. She's, ah, Master,
(35:31):
I'm just all.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
I'm just I'm just recording. This is all. That's all,
just making sure I good. Go on.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
She's saying, you know that, she's like, you get picked
on for being so white, even amongst other white people,
when you're so white, like white people make everybody makes
fun of you because you're pasty as fuck. So she's
just saying it's good that everybody's pasty in this room,
and how how it made her feel comfortable as a person.
(36:02):
But anyways, I thought it was hilarious because I think
she's just clearly saying.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Like, we all.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Are pasty white, and it's oh god. I I just
wanted to bring her up because I just wanted to
we all hate her now. Were trying to say, go ahead?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
What she trying to say?
Speaker 6 (36:25):
Ahead, trying to say, I'm in that room of all
pasty white people, and I'm.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Oh God, do that again, but look up to as
you're doing it. Yeah, there we go go ahead. Go ahead, Tyler.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
You look at the wrong way.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Jay, I'm looking the right way. Yeah, this is the
clip for sure.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
I'm just ud. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
I was bringing it up to see if it's like
it was actually worth canceling Billie eilish over.
Speaker 6 (37:02):
But apparently I'm.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
Like it is.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
It is.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Counsel aware, like who's who's counseling? Because before or.
Speaker 6 (37:15):
Her monthly listens went down from one hundred million to
ninety one million. Oh no, that she lost about ten.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
My god, I feel so bad for her. This is
devastating to her fortunes that she's already accumulated.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
I hear it's.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
I'm gonna give my little disclaimer now. I don't I
don't want people to get canceled just for for rentdom,
for random ship, because we should be able to say
whatever you want to say, however you want to say it,
and stand on it.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Because it's a group of people that like that.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
It's a group of people that say, I'm cool with it,
I don't have no issue with it, and you're gonna
be perfectly fine in that world. Other people they don't
like it and ain't got to buy it. So but
be you, be you say what you want to say
and stand on that. That's all that's all, I'm with it,
so I know where I know where you staying. So
I didn't Irish, I didn't with her before. I won't
(38:15):
funk with her now. It's just that simple for me. Yeah,
I mean, what's funny is uh? I think, yeah, they
heard her brother's name is. Isn't it like Finn or something.
It's an Irish name.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Uh, they're Irish as Yeah, yeah, Irish, which I think
is how Irish people even say Irish.
Speaker 6 (38:37):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
It's I think it's everything has to be looked at
in context too, because I've said that before.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Man, I like being I like, I like I'm with
my people.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
I mean, she's just saying I'm with my people, but
it's it's the context in which she says or based
off that quote. The context of what you said is
like I only be and I'm happy to be here
is because I can't go anywhere else and be this.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Yeah, that's a that's a prop.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
And the other the other thing too that's funny is
in Ireland. People in Ireland. If Irish Americans are not
in Ireland, they laugh at that, like they don't unless
you live in Ireland. They don't really, they they're like, oh,
you're American.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
You're not Irish, You're American. Yeah, so you know, it's
fucking what it is.
Speaker 6 (39:28):
And she's from Australia though, or really I thought she
was mad. No, she's Australian.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
Okay, well let's see how good luck Billy. I guess
I don't know, and shout out to Sandy and Victoria.
Victoria was came to the show also, and when we
were up in Tacoma.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
It was good.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
It was good seeing like Manny came to a show.
It was good to see a lot of people I
hadn't seen for a while, so it was good.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
She's from California.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Oh it's close.
Speaker 6 (39:57):
She's Los Angeles. I don't know where I got it from.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
And I was you were so confident. I was like, oh, fuck,
I guess Tyler knows. I don't know what fro. I
guess mean, wow, she from Mela White that time worse.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
That actually makes me worse because you're from California, you know, like, yeah, man,
this is yeah, all right?
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Did fuck up?
Speaker 6 (40:31):
She's got one less on that ninety one million.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
I've never streamed one time, so so she can't even
count mine as uh.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
She sang the soundtrack to Twilight, so I've heard her
like ten million times, even more reason.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Why I hadn't.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Yeah, and also, uh, well we'll end on this topic.
One of the give a belated birthday to Tyler and
tell us about your fucking ren fair.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Shit.
Speaker 6 (41:09):
Uh dude, we had a good time.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
And by the way, is this now a yearly thing?
Is this what you're doing every birthday?
Speaker 3 (41:14):
I think I'm gonna try it's it's honestly, it's fun,
but like, this year was kind of crazy with everybody
because I felt like there was not enough groups for
people to break off and do their own thing.
Speaker 6 (41:28):
It was like everybody was there.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
The whites.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
It was a very culturally diverse red Fair. I would
actually save myself, but yeah, I don't know, everybody couldn't.
Speaker 6 (41:43):
Like it was kind of like so I got pulled
in different directions.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
I don't know if I would do it on my
birthday again, but I would like to do it around
my birthday.
Speaker 6 (41:51):
I don't know. I hate being the center of attention
when I'm not on stage type of thing.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
So should one should Carlos and I fly up there.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
And go to it.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
If you guys wanted to come up, I think you
would have a lot of fun. What costs a great time?
So you know, basically you just wear Indian clothes, like
you basically what the same clothes that you see like
Indian dudes buying in like off atimu, Like that is
(42:24):
the exact same picture they use for renaissance gear. Like
I swear to god, it's like the exact same clothes. Like,
call me racist, it is a It is clearly the
same fucking image. It's the same fucking garment of clothes,
the same style. I like, you want me to bust
(42:46):
it out and I'll be like, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (42:49):
So so like this helmet, would that be something you
would wear at Renter?
Speaker 6 (42:53):
You did see a lot of people I went to
the armor that considered Indian.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
As you say, it's like what Indio is.
Speaker 6 (42:59):
This is actually part of Skyrim if you uh, if you.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Know your video games, but just trying to put your
whole deeper.
Speaker 6 (43:09):
You see my my vest I was wearing. Oh yeah, yeah,
tell me tell.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Me that that's not dark's going dark? Okay, it's like
Prince of Persia.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
Okay, exactly, there you go.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
Yeah, Victoria said Indian like from India or Native American India.
Speaker 6 (43:31):
WHOA, I would.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Clearly say Indigenous American if I was talking about Indigenous
American clothing. When I'm talking about like India, like dudes
from India that wear this shit today that if you
like popped open a pov I'm walking around in India,
you would see people wearing the exact same clothes that
they're wearing at Renaissance Fair. Like it's not like they're
(43:53):
pumping out millions of rent Fair clothes.
Speaker 6 (43:56):
They just fucking they're like.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
In your pants and see hammer pants.
Speaker 6 (44:01):
That's exactly what I'm wearing in these hamm those hammer pants.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
So you could have said that, I am, I can't.
Speaker 6 (44:15):
I can't even talk about this stuff.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
I had joy on this podcast. Your face looks so.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
I love you, Yeah, I say, Prince of Persia, lad.
But so it was yeah, And how many people went
with you?
Speaker 3 (44:38):
We had like a group of ten, and like the
event was sold out, so I think there's like a
couple there's probably like ten thousand people that go at
least it's pretty big and like but this year, like
they really fucking sold the ship out of vendors man,
like the the walk from the entrance to the arena
(45:00):
was like forever, like you just kept going through shops.
It was It really felt immersive because you're just walking
through like a tense city of vendors. And then he
gets to the end and there's the arena where they
do the jousting and they do like the equestrian like
trick shows and basically what you're what you should be
there for. But I feel like that arena gets smaller
(45:22):
every year and the events kind of get shorter.
Speaker 6 (45:27):
But who knows.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
It's a lot of fun. It's basically like WrestleMania, but
medieval style. There's like a heel, which I always love.
There's a what like a heel, you know, like the
guy that plays the bad guy. Yeah, like he'll cheat,
like he'll throw sand at the guy or something, and
(45:49):
everybody's like, whoa, what the fuck.
Speaker 6 (45:52):
Have you?
Speaker 4 (45:53):
Have you ever gone to those? Was it the medieval times?
The castle or like the restaurant and where they have
the else and everything.
Speaker 6 (46:01):
I don't know if we have one of those in Washington,
but I would love to go to one of those.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
When you come here, we can go to one.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
Oh hell yeah, they have those in Vegas, the ex Caliber.
I would imagine that's probably what's going on there.
Speaker 4 (46:16):
I think they also have a Medieval Times here in Vegas.
I'm not sure, but I think I might have seen one,
but I know ex caliber they have it.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
So yeah, dude, you got to come down.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
One of the friends in our group went came here
from Austin, Texas, and she went to the Renaissance Fair
in Texas, which is the biggest Renaissance fair of like
all of America, is the one in Texas, which makes
sense because of course they do everything bigger in Texas.
But on top of that, you have like cowboys that
are already there. So it's just like slap on some
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fucking Indian clothes and we got ourselves.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
We all won't let it out at these other options.
Arabian Aladdin, I said, I.
Speaker 6 (47:05):
Get, I said, idiot.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
I feel like if I say Aladdin clothes, that's more
racist than if I was saying they're put on this
fucking Aladdin costume and hop on this horse and fucking
giddy up.
Speaker 6 (47:19):
But the Red Fair in Texas is like an actual
like colisseum.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
It's like a massive and there's like tens and tens
of that, like hundreds of thousand of people that go
to that one.
Speaker 4 (47:31):
I'll go to one one of these years, so I'll
go to one, Tyler, I'll go one.
Speaker 6 (47:34):
Oh yeah, man, I will think about it.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Favorite value alone. This this what a comedic? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (47:47):
Also, yeah, think how much material you could get.
Speaker 6 (47:50):
Oh yeah, yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot
of strangers.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
There's a lot of people dressed like Shrek, a lot
more Shreks than you would imagine.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Really, Like, dude, these are just weird.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
It's basically outdoor fantasy comic con. Like, there's so many
nerds out there, and every tent is selling dungeons and
dragon stuff or they're selling like wizard staffs or fucking
she goes.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
To Wizard Carlos, get like the get the the like.
Speaker 4 (48:26):
No, I was gonna say, like a headband with maybe
a jewel and fucking you could say, you're fucking like Merlin.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
You know what I think. I'm gonna go ahead and
tell y'all where I'm gonna be next. Uh all, yeah,
let's do our play.
Speaker 6 (48:43):
You guys are talking about Renaissance fair for like another couple.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Well, you know, yeah, I've got some shows coming up.
All right, what do you got coming up? But the
comedy tonight, Uh for the eight PM.
Speaker 5 (48:58):
I'm also got Delirious House of Blues wise guys coming up.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
So y'all check out part Time Famous dot com. All right, Tyler?
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Uh, next weekend, I'll be spoken Comedy Club with Michael
Glatschmeier on The Dope Show. Weekend after that, coma comedy
club for another Dope Show, And uh, I got a
I got a headlining gig at Tacoma Comedy Club on
September seventh. I'm not gonna say it's from my weekend
(49:29):
with Jay, but uh, A lot of people were noticing
how funny my jokes.
Speaker 6 (49:34):
Were having the headline this club?
Speaker 1 (49:38):
No big deal? Are Is it the the one we
were at? I think so?
Speaker 6 (49:44):
I think the downtown one.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
What if I come up in future for you?
Speaker 4 (49:48):
Let me see, I'm in Mantica, California that weekend, but
that's Sunday.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
It's Sunday the seventh, Right.
Speaker 6 (49:59):
Yeah, yeah, maybe I could just fly.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
We'll talk, we'll see.
Speaker 6 (50:04):
You couldn't sell shirts?
Speaker 1 (50:09):
Never mind? Now, I'm just are you doing the Dope
Show that day before? You're no?
Speaker 6 (50:16):
Just uh the Dope showy day?
Speaker 1 (50:18):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (50:19):
All right, all right, and what's your what's your website.
Speaker 6 (50:24):
Dope Show dot com, The Dope Show dot com.
Speaker 4 (50:27):
Okay, and uh, this weekend I'm in Gilbert, Arizona, JP's
Comedy Club. Next weekend, Uh, I'm at the Comedy Seller.
On Tuesday, I'm I'm doing uh. And then the weekend
next weekend, I'm doing Rapid City, South Dakota.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (50:43):
You can go to Big iris Jay dot com for tickets.
I got tw song coming up. I got other Vegas
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com for tickets and uh until next week.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Ready, guys, bye bye.
Speaker 7 (51:01):
If you if a person fucking listens to this till
the end, you deserve a prize. Your prize is to
go to iTunes and rate a review. Thisdcast given five stars.
You motherfuckers.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
Fucking say something nice, you.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Fox, right now, you motherfuckers. You know this fucking piece
of ship for five years, the averaging about two fucking
reviews a year.
Speaker 7 (51:36):
Go fucking write some mother fuckers.
Speaker 6 (51:40):
Oh fuck, that is the realest time I've ever heard you.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
God yeah deal, What the fuck
What do you want to say something about your show?
I shot on myself in the womb.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Stop Phil, you fucking stink.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
You know what? Fuck this.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Because it's Halling's worth but it's worth less.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I don't want to hear about whatever you have to
say the worthless of the week.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
You're just gonna sit up there the whole time, Phil,
Fox Scorpion. It's a move man, you fucking dummy.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Then what the fuck? House of Race? Black people? Shoot me?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Now?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
What's up? Everybody?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Welcome to a Halleens worthless program. I'm one of your host,
Big RJ. Hallings with it as usual.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
We have.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
The Huligoons, the goon Squad, the usual suspects, Three of
a Kind, trips, three Men's, no baby shout out to
Baby Miles, three Musketeers, just the three of us. Three's company.
No mister Fairley. Starting with you've seen him on Amazon Prime.
He's the host with the most. He's part time famous,
full time funny Carlos.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
And what's happening we in the build here and last,
but definitely not least, he took the d out of
d E. I.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
He's d E. White.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
We call him the one box Checker.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
Murder.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
He's now very cancelable. Man, I'm not racist, Tyler. Don't
call me Joseph Smith.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Good to be here to be I did my point.
It's the title on this Yeah yeah, yeah, that's working there.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
He is right, they're oh man, so, uh yeah, we
got lots of stuff, Tyler. I wanted to see what
Oh did you enter in your ren fair stuff?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Oh no, what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
And in I like for the topics, Well I can.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
I don't know what was.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
The Beyonce wedding one? Does anybody remember that?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
No, we talked about Beyonce when he when he sold
some marriage I wanas tour.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Maybe that's what it was.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Okay, Uh, well we can we go back two weeks
uh to coma with Tyler.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Tyler. Yeah, so two weeks ago I was at Tacoma
Comedy Club.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I was a Big Jay Oakerson had canceled his weekend
and I got the call, what up, storm Breaker?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I got the call to.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Fill in for Big Jay Okerson? And uh yeah, it
was actually it was fun weekend. But it was just
funny because like there was such confusion because like some
everybody got emailed that hey, Big Jay Okerson canceled you know,
you can come to this show for free. I'm I'm assuming,
and your tickets will be good for whenever Big Ja
(03:03):
returns or whatever. But they had a sign out front
that said, well it said Big Big Junk cankled because
they misspelled canceled, so just said c A N c
l ed. Uh yeah whatever. But uh, there were a
few people that actually came there to see me and
they're seeing Big j canceled and they're like, wait, what,
(03:25):
Like they didn't know I was covering for Big j Okerson.
So like this one I was going in and out
of the green room like uh before the show, and
so this there's like four people that were these two couples.
They were like, what's going on? It said you canceled.
I was like, no, no, no, Big j Oakerson canceled.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
They're like, we're here for you, We're here to see you.
I was like, oh, I'm sorry, So what's going on?
And I'm here, you see me? So I'm here, So
it's all good.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yeah, But it was a it was a it was
a fun weekend and Tyler. Tyler has a closing joke.
I guess it's you said it's on your special Tyler.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Yeah, it's on my special, Dude.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I had never heard it before, and it's so fucking.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Funny about the I'm not going to ruin his joke
or do it try and do his joke, but the
gist of it is he asked chat GPT how to
go down on your girl. I'll just leave it at that,
and then like the instructions he got, and just it's
so fucking funny. It was just it would destroy every
fucking show.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Next week. You got to drop a clip of it
so we can we can hear it here. So you
got a clip of it, don't you talk?
Speaker 6 (04:37):
I do have a clip of it.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah, then we listen. Drop that next week because I
want to hear it now.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Yeah, you can just ask chat cheap et.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I want to. I want to tal a version first.
I want to the meeting version first.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Three point oh, chat cheap so I'd be interested to
rewrite the joke after getting the new five point zero release.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Dude, it submitted to Chad GPT. Yet I'm not I'm
not there yet. All his AI and Chad GPT and
all his stuff. I haven't gotten there yet, dude.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I just I just I sent Sean O our buddy
Sean video about this guy talking about we're about to
get into like I think he called it like super AI,
like uh, and basically we're all fucked because like you
know bitcoin how like they say, oh, there's like bitcoin
(05:34):
wallets that are encrypted and connected. Like now this thing
can do like five million years of code cracking in
like fifteen minutes or it's gonna be like that where
like nothing will be on you know, nothing will be
like safe. It's just it's fucking crazy. And there was
a Sean was telling me the story about it was
(05:56):
like AI two. I'm obviously I'm saying this in very
layman terms or dumb terms because I'm dumb. But it
was like AI two point oh was getting ready to
shut down, and AI three point oh was coming out
right with me, so far right. So AI two point
oh started backing up its own, backing itself up and
(06:18):
trying to create like roadblocks because it knew that it
was about to get you know, deleted or you know,
the next one was coming out, so it was trying
to stop that from happening.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
It's like self aware, hmm. It's getting crazy, man, it's
getting crazy.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
I just want to go back to the old days
when things were very simple, very simple.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Because I don't I don't, I don't know. And here's
the thing.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
I guess it's beneficial in some shape form of fashion,
but it just feels thought like it's starting to get
weird now.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, yeah, beyond weird.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
I'm ready for the next phase. Man, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Me a robot. I was on town and to be like, Na,
let's go with this, do it.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
And uh, Tyler, did you did you have something you
wanted to say about the Tacoma Weekend?
Speaker 6 (07:15):
It was just fun working with Jay.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
It was like, Uh, it sucks covering for a comic
because it's like, you know, there's a huge group of
people there that were just so upset because they kind
of found out right as they got there, Which is
no fault to the club or any of the performers.
It is entirely on the shoulders of the audience member
(07:38):
for not answering their emails. It's not like we're gonna
give you important information from the for the event you
purchased tickets for. But it was shocking to me to
see how many people realized at the door when there's
a sign that says big Jay Oakerson cankered because they
misspelled it.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
But then then it's even more on them.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
To me, it's even more on them now because once
you find that out at the door, you're like, hey,
big big, Big Big j canceled, and you like it's Olkerson.
You're like, yeah, all right, then go all back home
if you don't want to, if you don't want to
go to the show, don't walk in mad because Big
Jay Olkerson is not there.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I mean, then you can do about it now, I said.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I mean, Tyler addressed it on a few shows and
I did too, where I was like, you know, I
know a lot of you guys are here to see
Big Jay Oakerson.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
You know, sorry that he canceled.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
I appreciate you guys staying and you guys are upset
and then fucking directed at him like and I was like,
you know, I didn't shoot on Big Ja. I was
just like, he's a great comic all that and everything.
It just but I'm I'm here. I didn't cancel, so
don't take.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It out and have a good time.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Big Jay Ogerson did go live right at the time
the show is starting, So doing reaction video is doing
a live reaction.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
It was kind of fun he just because he has
something else.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I mean, he canceled on Thursday and his shows were Friday,
So you talk about it, man, I said, fuck him.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh it happens, but yeah it was.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
It was the second time I was covering for Big Ja. O. Yeah,
at least got onto a weekend that he was canceling from,
which is really funny of like, all of the years
I've been doing comedy, this has only happened twice, and
it's only been with him.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Were you already skeptic be on the show?
Speaker 6 (09:57):
And that's how No Jay was scheduled to be on it?
And then uh, or No Jay wasn't you weren't even
scheduled to be on it?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Were you?
Speaker 6 (10:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I covered Big J Big J was was scheduled big Ja.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
Over Yeah, but that's you were going to feature form
or something.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
I I got the call, uh Thursday, So I did
it shows Friday and Saturday. I got the call Thursday
night at about or I got the text at about
ten pm and uh and from we'll say Bark Entertainment.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Uh. And I was asked, are you booked this weekend?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
And I was like, no, this is actually a weekend
I was going to stay in town and I was
about to go up at La Comedy Club. So then
immediately it's like, do you want to cover or can
you cover for this? And I was like, let me see,
And then I got a it's like, here's an offer
if you if you say yes right now, and then
like they were sending me flight info and everything, and
I was like, all right, fuck it, let's do it.
And then uh and then uh, they said, you know
(10:57):
you do you want to see if Tyler can feature?
Do you want Tyler to feature? And so I was like,
let me find out. So then I text Tyler and
he was like, I'm in bob eh. So then I
immediately was like yes, all right, dope, yeah, I don't
know who.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Was on the show. Then to be honest, who's featuring
or who is whosting?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Well, I know, uh, the host was going to be
the same because I had worked with him in Spokane
and he was saying he was looking forward to hosting
for Big Jay Jokerson and then he got me.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
So Big Big Jay Olkerson screwed two people, the club
and the feature, because I'm sure if he was bringing
a feature, he was like, yeah, I'm not going.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
You can go if you want to. Anybody.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
He wasn't bringing anybody to Spokane, and he probably he's
not bringing anybody with him a coma.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Yeah, and I wonder if it's like, uh, it's just
a going from New York to the literal other side
top tippy top corner of the country.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
And oh, it's one.
Speaker 7 (12:00):
Is one that.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
I always think.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
It's so funny because he canceled it because of weather
conditions and I'm like, bro, it's summer, Like is there
something happening in New York that I'm completely unaware of.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
It has been hot and it has been raining there
a lot. I have some good friends that live in
that area or New York area Jersey. So it has
been hot and a lot of rain. But still that's normal.
They deal with fifteen inches of snow. You're telling me
the rain stopped it.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Oh, man, I lived when I lived in New York.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
I like, I've lived in Seattle most of my life, say,
and I've always been used to rain.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
But the rain on the East Coast is fucking rain.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Like Seattle rain is a drizzle. It's just like light sprits.
It's like it's like, get your car faster. I'm gonna
get you. New York rain is like, you know, fucking
hold on to your shit.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
That's like how Tampa was, like, uh, you know, it
didn't it didn't rain all the time, but like it would.
It was the weirdest thing when I lived in Tampa.
I came out of a club and like this side
of the street fucking pouring down and across the street
no rain.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
It was so fucking weird. It's like you just so again.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
Did you cross the street eventually?
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Dude? And uh, you know.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
You know what else is funny with the fact that
I was I was covering for Big Jay is uh ship.
This is our buddy, Alfred Kachiri. Uh Tyler knows him.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
He sent me.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
This is probably, I want to say, maybe six or
seven years ago, maybe.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Less, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
But somebody had posted in the Bonfire Reddit group, which
Bonfire is the radio show that Big j used to
do with Dan Soda. I think he now does it
with Bobby Kelly and U. And in the Bonfire group
somebody posted my poster for my Big Irish Jay and
Friends show in Boston and all these and I get
(14:11):
that they're fans of.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Big j Okerson, So I get it. But everybody was like,
look at this piece of shit trying to make a
name off of Big j Jokerson and this and that.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
So I just I got in the chat and I
was like, yeah, fuck that guy.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
But I mean, I mean, I get it. You know.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
I've never never tried to, you know, like say I'm
Big j Ogerson or come off as Big J or
you know, totally different acts.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
And actually big isn't like people don't call you.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
You don't call yourself Big j coming out of the gate,
like that's the name that is given to you for
being freakishly huge, you know.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Freakishly huge. I was.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
I was fucking safe four and fifteen pounds, I mean,
and and I was, I mean before comedy, I was
big Irish you know, big Irish J before that. But uh,
it was so funny though in that chat. And I
I've never I've always said like, I've never shipped on,
you know, because it's it's not what's what would be
the what would be the reason for me to try
(15:17):
and bad mouth Big j ocreson.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
You know, I've always I've.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Always Big Jay's the original and comedy, the original Big
j And he's a great comic, good dude. I've only
interacted with him a few times, but he's a good dude,
you know.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
So it's it's just so funny, like people like this.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Fucking piece of ship trying to make a name off
of our Big j.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Ocreson and uh.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
And it was interesting the I mean, I think I
think for the most part, everybody that had a good
good time at the shows.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I mean it was they were good shows. The whole
lineup was good. So yeah, y'all will own it.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
I'm pretty sure y'all held it down more more than
most probably would have.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
So congratulations, fellas.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
Now we did have some talkative motherfuckers.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
And that.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Bro, Yeah that's right.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
I mean Big Jay's known as like a crowd work
comic and he's great at it. And and I'm I'm like,
i'll address I'll do crowd work if something comes up,
But I don't, like, I'm not like right, I think,
oh yeah, the fucking guy, Tyler.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
That was one of my favorite moments because like both
of us are like, I don't like interacting with the crowd.
I'd rather just do my prepared material, which I feel
like is beneficial to most people in the audience, you know,
like they're there to see what you wrote and been
working on and crafting. The're not there for you just
to fucking wing it the way the comedy, right, this
(16:46):
crowd kind of wanted you to fucking wing it.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
But this dude, Jay brings up his age. He goes,
I turned fifty four this year and this guy and
the crowd goes, I four true, and it was like,
oh god, it's.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Kind of like the oldest man in the world, just
like just who is who has not been taken? But
the years have not been kind to this man.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
And uh.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
He goes on to say I'm fifty before and I
have a four year old kid. And then Jay was like,
I just tell us your whole life story.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Because we need to know.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
J posted the clip of my favorite part of that
was Jay just turns goes, so, what's what college did
you go to? It was just so obvious from the
sound of this man's voice that he had never stepped
on to a university, civil war university.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
It's just it was it was like I asked him
the meaning of life the way his because he just
it was dead silent.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
And I just.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Tyler just it just yeah, it just positive. He just
stopped talking. And then Jay was like, I'm just kidding.
I know you didn't go to college. Yeah, it was
fun dying in the back, yeah, dude.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
And then this last weekend I was in Uh, I
was in Tulsa at the Tulsa Comedy Club, a bricktown
comedy club of Tulsa. And uh, you know, like I
I've I've talked about it, but I now that I'm
not a fucking pig when I go to these cities.
Instead of just sitting in my room and and fucking
doing nothing except getting fatter, eating and watching movies during
(18:35):
the day, I'll now go out and explore the city.
So I asked everybody, Uh, well, I asked on my
social media. I'm like, hey, what's there to check out
in Tulsa. So people told me about the gathering, the aquarium,
church studios, and Black Walls gathering. What'd you say, It's
just it's called the gathering, So it's like, it's a
(18:56):
pretty dope.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Well I'll tell you what I did.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
So they said the gathering, the aquarium, the church studio,
which is like a famous studio, Musical Studio and then
Black Wall Street History Museum. So church Museum, I mean
the Church Studio is closed down too early. The aquarium
was too far away, so I did the Gathering and
Black Wall Street Museum. The Gathering it's like a it's
(19:23):
like a park and it also has like a center
where you can go and just you know, study, relax.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Yeah, but it was hot as fuck and I didn't
I didn't know it was gonna be in hot and
humid in Tulsa, which I didn't know. So yeah, I'm
not gonna be walking around that much outside. But I
went to the Black Wall Street Museum, which I love history,
and so I wanted to check that out. And I'm
telling Angel, you know, I'm gonna go check out the
(19:53):
Black Wall Street Museum and she's like, if they allow
you to take a bunch of pictures.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
So it's like okay.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
So I'm walking in and like you can take pictures
and video just no flash blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
And I'm like, okay, cool.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
So I start out and I'm like going through it.
I'm a white dude by himself going through the Black
Wall Street Museum. Which do you know about Tyler. Do
you know about about Black Wall Street and like what happened?
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Of course I do, But why don't you explain?
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Because the quickest quickest explanation is in nineteen twenty one, Like, well,
so this, this area, I think it was Greenwood of
Tulsa was like all black owned and like all self sufficient.
Uh you know, black doctors, black schools, but I mean everything.
(20:53):
It's a whole black community that was very successful and
and uh and then the whites came in and fucking
killed every well not every didn't kill everybody, they killed
unto people number Yeah, like I think the they said
it was like three to five hundred people were killed.
(21:13):
Just destroyed it, dropping bombs, set everything on fire, leveled it.
And uh and so this is a but you know
they've they've rebuilt Oklahoma. Yeah, Tulsa, Oklahoma, and in nineteen
twenty one. Yeah, So dude, so I'm going through this
(21:34):
thing again. I'm a white dude by himself going through this.
There's a black family in front of me, and I'm
you know, and and there's a black family behind me.
And like different segments have like videos and and you know,
like the history and there's pictures and all this shit.
And so I did take some pictures, but then there's
certain parts I'm like, I'm not taking fucking pictures in here,
(21:56):
and it's it's.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Just it was it's very very uncomfortable to to be
like like the.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Example guy taking pictures of black people suffering, going.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
Yeah, great, love this. I want this on my phone
like like my friends.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Like I was telling angel, I go, like, when we
went to Ireland, we went to where the Easter Rising was,
and I'm taking pictures of like the bullet holes and
the statues and where you know where they all that stuff. Again,
I love history and everything, but it's a little different
if you're taking pictures where your people were the oppressed
versus you were the oppresser, you know. And uh and dude,
(22:36):
and and then there was also certain parts where I'm
like fucking, I'm like tearing up and I'm like, Jesus Christ, dude,
this this one lady. Like, Uh, they had one section
where there's there's they're playing video.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
It's I don't know how to explained.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
It's like a big brick wall that it looks like
it was, you know, cut out of a building.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
And then a brick here and a brick here, and
they're projecting on it like video and then they.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I don't remember, uh sorry, but but.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
They're they're they're they're playing people that I'm assuming they
they interviewed that was more closer to present day, but
that were like kids back then, and like this one
lady was talking about sorry, I mean the uh this
lady was saying that she was looking up and she
(23:32):
thought that there was all these blackbirds in the sky,
but it was actually bullets and bombs being dropped down.
And then like one lady was saying, there was a
there was an old timer that was walking with a
cane and you know, these people are shooting and everything,
and a plane flies really low and the guy in
the plane shoots this dude kills him, and uh, I
(23:54):
mean it just dude, it was fucking brutal.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
But I mean I think you got to have like,
you know, was this the thing about if history is
destined to repeat itself if you don't you know, learn
from history, and uh, it was just it was fucking rough.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
And so I told Angel I was like, I got
some pictures, but there's there's certain segments that I'm like
I'm not fucking doing pictures in here, you know. Uh
and uh.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
And then afterwards I went across the street. I was like,
the whole thing, like they have all kinds of little
monuments and everything was it was. It was very interesting
and very sad, but I'm glad. I'm glad I went.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
And saw it.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
And then I I tried to I tried to explain
that in one of the shows, about how uncomfortable it
is as a white dude, you know, and like and
my my girl being like, oh, take pictures. I'm like,
what am I gonna fucking take a selfie here with it?
You know?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
And uh. But it did not go over. So I
was like, I'll probably leave that alone. It was.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
I mean it maybe it was because it was a
predominantly white audience and they were like, we don't we
don't like, I don't hear that.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I mean, it's it's the it's the it's the the
truth of America. And it's fine.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
And so I mean when you said, when you look
at situations like that, most people don't want to talk
about it because then you have to actually deal with
the issue. And and I think that's the biggest part
that it's even coming up more so now I know,
we're not trying to get political. It's not, it's not that,
it's just just the state of America is that it's
starting to kind of circle somewhat back around. Not I
(25:29):
don't think it will ever get to that level because
motherfucker is just not taking it no more.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
They're not They're not gonna let you do that. But
it's still very prevalent right now.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Now they're they're they're trying to get rid of women
voting now, which then the next is, you know, they're
trying to repeel all these voting rights, and I'm like Jesus,
and they're you know, they're redistricting, which might as well
try and take away votes, you know, I mean, or
minorities being able.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
To know it.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
But it's a lot going on at its great. Well,
I did hear Tyler.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
It's funny because he posted these pictures. It's like he
was was on black bass and then you see you
see them performing. I was like, well, ship, uh, y'all
didn't take no black people on the stage, Like like
the whole show was all white.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
Land acknowledgement. What else do you want from me?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
The way I did not. I did not do the lineup.
I uh, and those guys were great, all the guys
that opened. But uh, that's what I said every time
I went up.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
I was like, yeah, we thought we'd change it up
by having a straight white guy closing out.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Uh oh Ship, yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Stormbreakers saying even
got Congress to reverse the decision bro versus rights going
on right now. People just need to be aware. Man,
it's it's uh.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
And it's not not only that, uh, this is off
off topic, on topic like the other day, man, even
ship is getting more expensive, but now the slick thing is, uh,
is that they're charging.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Like I went to the store to buy some school
clothes and one.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
Price was on the tag and I got to the
count and they were like, oh, nah, uh, it's actually
three dollars more.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
It's like, well, what do you mean it's three dollars? Well,
the terraces and and and the other stuff is going on.
I was like, no, you can't, you can't wait, you
can't tag it something. And I get to the county.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
You say, nah, that's not that's not the price. We
actually put in our system that it's three dollars more.
Like I don't know what your system says. But at
Cameron bought some ice cream yesterday and and it's weird
that the price was.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
One thing when he bought it.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Obviously ice cream is getting brought. Then late on the
evening they charged him another amount. They added they added
another amount to it, which is after after he left. Yeah, yeah,
I'm a dispute it. Oh we definitely go probably do that.
But it's like a dollar sixty different. But just think
about that if after a dollar sixty times four hundred customers,
(27:55):
you know, you're like, no, nope, because the because obviously
you know that's at the counter transaction.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
So whatever, they told me what it is.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
And it was like three o'clock in the morning and
we get a ding saying that the price had changed.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
It's like, this is this is fucking ice cream. How
can the price change? It is what it is. So
it's it's a lot. Say all that to say, it's
a lot going on right now.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
So people got gotta pay more, be more diligent, paying
attention to what's really going on.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
The thing they do with Fred Myers around here is
they have digital coupons, so they show you the price
and it's three dollars less or whatever. But then it
says in parentheses digital coupon. And to get that fucking coupon, bro,
Like you gotta be a goddamn social media a god
damn expert, like a robot built to absorb data, because
(28:48):
I'm I was sitting there for like twenty fucking minutes
trying to get this stupid fucking coupon, and I'm like,
I've lost more money just standing here trying to access
this fucking coupon just to be tear it off and
bring it up there or just make that the price,
Make that the price, Make that the price right now.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I was stop it.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
If you can sell it at that you need this
piece of paper, What does this piece of paper do
for you? Exactly like this telephone.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Give me the coupon at the counter, be like, hey,
guess what, this item had a coupon, We just put
it on you Here's I would come back every time.
But this is why I fucking hate fred Meyer, dude.
I hate they're doing that a lot of stores too.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
It's Alphison's here because I've tried to use them digital
coupons before, but they want you to get so frustrated,
to be like, fucking man, just I'll play the I'll
play got to get out of here, just.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Steal it right.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
My fred Meyer of all the grocery stores is getting
so shady too, Like I'm getting people panhandling inside the
shop while I'm grocery shopping.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
I had that one time in the grocery store where somebody, yeah,
go ahead, sorry.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
Isn't that late? Like I was so blown away because
I have my headphone in my fucking grocery list is on.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
My phone and that's out. And then somebody stops up
and they go, excuse me, do you work here? I'm like,
clearly yeah, like no, of course not. I'm like I'm
like in all black sweatpants, you know, like, of course
I don't work here, Like could you buy me something?
Speaker 6 (30:18):
And I'm like no, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
What the fuck?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
I would have been like, well why did you Why
did it matter if I worked here or not? And
then then they'll be like, well, oh, because you're not
supposed to be fucking asking in the store.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Exactly what about what about the ones that were you
pumping gas? And they say, my car is right around
the corner. I need could you give me some gas money, like.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Nah, dude over here.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
But I think I might have told Tyler this before,
but uh, I know I told Nanny. What I'll do
is like if I'm pulling into like a seven eleven
and i just want to get in and out right,
like I'm going to seven eleven or whatever, drink or something,
and I'm like, let me just.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Run in, get this.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
It's a convenience it's supposed to be convenience store. Let
me get this, get the fuck out two minutes tops, right.
If I see somebody out front that I know is
probably gonna ask me for money, what I do is is,
if I'm with somebody, I'll start talking to them like
I'm talking about somebody else. I'll be like and you
like I'm pissed, like I told them, motherfuck, I'll fuck
(31:22):
we can fucking go right now. I'll beat the you
know whatever, I'll say whatever. And if if I'm not
with anybody, then I'll just grab my phone and act
like I'm talking on the phone like I'm gonna kill somebody.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
And uh, nine of the time they leave me alone.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Mm never, I'm never witty enough to I just here
we go again, And then I get all upset, and
now I'm just like, I hope fucking Trump releases the
National Guard in my grocery store.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Wow, all right, wonderful.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Tyler definitely would have took pictures at the Tulsa.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
He didn took stealpies.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
I can't say it.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
I'm just we were all agreeing on this just a
second ago.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Hey, guys, happened.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
Who's with me?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Wow? Wow? Wow the white back in it? Didn't you
ship immediately? Carlos and I are both like Jesus. Carlos
(32:38):
is looking up. I'm looking at what.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
I say.
Speaker 6 (32:43):
We were all just we're all having a good time.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
We're all just having a good time.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Yea, even store breakers, we're listening ahead, go ahead, Tyler.
But I'm the monster.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
I'm not screaming into my phone making people to too
too scared to talk to me. I'm just trying to
create government jobs over here.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Yeah that's not helping.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Oh yeah sure, oh god, oh god, they really feel
this way. He's just somewhat joking, but he doesn't want any.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Harm that right here.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
Yeah, damn it.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
What's this? What's this? Racist? Irish? Irish?
Speaker 6 (33:40):
Oh speaking of racism?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Uh? What a segue? What a segue.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Did you guys hear obviously, Uh, Sydney Sweeney made headlines
for uh Jeames as he did.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
And then the week after that, did you not hear
about the Sydney Sweeney?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
I didn't know who it was either. But apparently she
does gene commercials.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
And actress and she's pretty, you know, pretty white girl.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
White girl does a jeans commercial. She's like, I have
great jeans.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
I have blue jeans, and then she's wearing jeans and
it's kind of like a little bit of a head
nod to uh eugenics, if you will. But everybody everybody
got upset about it and they're like ripping her to pieces.
But the week after that, Billie Eilish is getting canceled
(34:39):
now because Billie Eilish did a concert in Ireland and
she said, uh, let's get the quote where I think
what she said was, it's so nice to be around
so many people that are pasty and look like me.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yeah, that will definitely get some ass put on you,
for sure.
Speaker 6 (35:07):
What do you mean you mean?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
What do you mean?
Speaker 6 (35:09):
I understand that?
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Like this is so funny because like my girlfriend I
were saying next to each other and my girlfriend is
very pale white, like you know, like she's like, yeah,
people porcelain skin, you might say you're white, you're white. She's, ah, Master,
(35:31):
I'm just all.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
I'm just I'm just recording. This is all. That's all,
just making sure I good. Go on.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
She's saying, you know that, she's like, you get picked
on for being so white, even amongst other white people,
when you're so white, like white people make everybody makes
fun of you because you're pasty as fuck. So she's
just saying it's good that everybody's pasty in this room,
and how how it made her feel comfortable as a person.
(36:02):
But anyways, I thought it was hilarious because I think
she's just clearly saying.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Like, we all.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Are pasty white, and it's oh god. I I just
wanted to bring her up because I just wanted to
we all hate her now. Were trying to say, go ahead?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
What she trying to say?
Speaker 6 (36:25):
Ahead, trying to say, I'm in that room of all
pasty white people, and I'm.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Oh God, do that again, but look up to as
you're doing it. Yeah, there we go go ahead. Go ahead, Tyler.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
You look at the wrong way.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Jay, I'm looking the right way. Yeah, this is the
clip for sure.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
I'm just ud. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
I was bringing it up to see if it's like
it was actually worth canceling Billie eilish over.
Speaker 6 (37:02):
But apparently I'm.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
Like it is.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
It is.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Counsel aware, like who's who's counseling? Because before or.
Speaker 6 (37:15):
Her monthly listens went down from one hundred million to
ninety one million. Oh no, that she lost about ten.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
My god, I feel so bad for her. This is
devastating to her fortunes that she's already accumulated.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
I hear it's.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
I'm gonna give my little disclaimer now. I don't I
don't want people to get canceled just for for rentdom,
for random ship, because we should be able to say
whatever you want to say, however you want to say it,
and stand on it.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Because it's a group of people that like that.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
It's a group of people that say, I'm cool with it,
I don't have no issue with it, and you're gonna
be perfectly fine in that world. Other people they don't
like it and ain't got to buy it. So but
be you, be you say what you want to say
and stand on that. That's all that's all, I'm with it,
so I know where I know where you staying. So
I didn't Irish, I didn't with her before. I won't
(38:15):
funk with her now. It's just that simple for me. Yeah,
I mean, what's funny is uh? I think, yeah, they
heard her brother's name is. Isn't it like Finn or something.
It's an Irish name.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Uh, they're Irish as Yeah, yeah, Irish, which I think
is how Irish people even say Irish.
Speaker 6 (38:37):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
It's I think it's everything has to be looked at
in context too, because I've said that before.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Man, I like being I like, I like I'm with
my people.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
I mean, she's just saying I'm with my people, but
it's it's the context in which she says or based
off that quote. The context of what you said is
like I only be and I'm happy to be here
is because I can't go anywhere else and be this.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Yeah, that's a that's a prop.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
And the other the other thing too that's funny is
in Ireland. People in Ireland. If Irish Americans are not
in Ireland, they laugh at that, like they don't unless
you live in Ireland. They don't really, they they're like, oh,
you're American.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
You're not Irish, You're American. Yeah, so you know, it's
fucking what it is.
Speaker 6 (39:28):
And she's from Australia though, or really I thought she
was mad. No, she's Australian.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
Okay, well let's see how good luck Billy. I guess
I don't know, and shout out to Sandy and Victoria.
Victoria was came to the show also, and when we
were up in Tacoma.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
It was good.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
It was good seeing like Manny came to a show.
It was good to see a lot of people I
hadn't seen for a while, so it was good.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
She's from California.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Oh it's close.
Speaker 6 (39:57):
She's Los Angeles. I don't know where I got it from.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
And I was you were so confident. I was like, oh, fuck,
I guess Tyler knows. I don't know what fro. I
guess mean, wow, she from Mela White that time worse.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
That actually makes me worse because you're from California, you know, like, yeah, man,
this is yeah, all right?
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Did fuck up?
Speaker 6 (40:31):
She's got one less on that ninety one million.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
I've never streamed one time, so so she can't even
count mine as uh.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
She sang the soundtrack to Twilight, so I've heard her
like ten million times, even more reason.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Why I hadn't.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Yeah, and also, uh, well we'll end on this topic.
One of the give a belated birthday to Tyler and
tell us about your fucking ren fair.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Shit.
Speaker 6 (41:09):
Uh dude, we had a good time.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
And by the way, is this now a yearly thing?
Is this what you're doing every birthday?
Speaker 3 (41:14):
I think I'm gonna try it's it's honestly, it's fun,
but like, this year was kind of crazy with everybody
because I felt like there was not enough groups for
people to break off and do their own thing.
Speaker 6 (41:28):
It was like everybody was there.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
The whites.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
It was a very culturally diverse red Fair. I would
actually save myself, but yeah, I don't know, everybody couldn't.
Speaker 6 (41:43):
Like it was kind of like so I got pulled
in different directions.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
I don't know if I would do it on my
birthday again, but I would like to do it around
my birthday.
Speaker 6 (41:51):
I don't know. I hate being the center of attention
when I'm not on stage type of thing.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
So should one should Carlos and I fly up there.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
And go to it.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
If you guys wanted to come up, I think you
would have a lot of fun. What costs a great time?
So you know, basically you just wear Indian clothes, like
you basically what the same clothes that you see like
Indian dudes buying in like off atimu, Like that is
(42:24):
the exact same picture they use for renaissance gear. Like
I swear to god, it's like the exact same clothes. Like,
call me racist, it is a It is clearly the
same fucking image. It's the same fucking garment of clothes,
the same style. I like, you want me to bust
(42:46):
it out and I'll be like, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (42:49):
So so like this helmet, would that be something you
would wear at Renter?
Speaker 6 (42:53):
You did see a lot of people I went to
the armor that considered Indian.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
As you say, it's like what Indio is.
Speaker 6 (42:59):
This is actually part of Skyrim if you uh, if you.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Know your video games, but just trying to put your
whole deeper.
Speaker 6 (43:09):
You see my my vest I was wearing. Oh yeah, yeah,
tell me tell.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Me that that's not dark's going dark? Okay, it's like
Prince of Persia.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
Okay, exactly, there you go.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
Yeah, Victoria said Indian like from India or Native American India.
Speaker 6 (43:31):
WHOA, I would.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Clearly say Indigenous American if I was talking about Indigenous
American clothing. When I'm talking about like India, like dudes
from India that wear this shit today that if you
like popped open a pov I'm walking around in India,
you would see people wearing the exact same clothes that
they're wearing at Renaissance Fair. Like it's not like they're
(43:53):
pumping out millions of rent Fair clothes.
Speaker 6 (43:56):
They just fucking they're like.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
In your pants and see hammer pants.
Speaker 6 (44:01):
That's exactly what I'm wearing in these hamm those hammer pants.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
So you could have said that, I am, I can't.
Speaker 6 (44:15):
I can't even talk about this stuff.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
I had joy on this podcast. Your face looks so.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
I love you, Yeah, I say, Prince of Persia, lad.
But so it was yeah, And how many people went
with you?
Speaker 3 (44:38):
We had like a group of ten, and like the
event was sold out, so I think there's like a
couple there's probably like ten thousand people that go at
least it's pretty big and like but this year, like
they really fucking sold the ship out of vendors man,
like the the walk from the entrance to the arena
(45:00):
was like forever, like you just kept going through shops.
It was It really felt immersive because you're just walking
through like a tense city of vendors. And then he
gets to the end and there's the arena where they
do the jousting and they do like the equestrian like
trick shows and basically what you're what you should be
there for. But I feel like that arena gets smaller
(45:22):
every year and the events kind of get shorter.
Speaker 6 (45:27):
But who knows.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
It's a lot of fun. It's basically like WrestleMania, but
medieval style. There's like a heel, which I always love.
There's a what like a heel, you know, like the
guy that plays the bad guy. Yeah, like he'll cheat,
like he'll throw sand at the guy or something, and
(45:49):
everybody's like, whoa, what the fuck.
Speaker 6 (45:52):
Have you?
Speaker 4 (45:53):
Have you ever gone to those? Was it the medieval times?
The castle or like the restaurant and where they have
the else and everything.
Speaker 6 (46:01):
I don't know if we have one of those in Washington,
but I would love to go to one of those.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
When you come here, we can go to one.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
Oh hell yeah, they have those in Vegas, the ex Caliber.
I would imagine that's probably what's going on there.
Speaker 4 (46:16):
I think they also have a Medieval Times here in Vegas.
I'm not sure, but I think I might have seen one,
but I know ex caliber they have it.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
So yeah, dude, you got to come down.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
One of the friends in our group went came here
from Austin, Texas, and she went to the Renaissance Fair
in Texas, which is the biggest Renaissance fair of like
all of America, is the one in Texas, which makes
sense because of course they do everything bigger in Texas.
But on top of that, you have like cowboys that
are already there. So it's just like slap on some
(46:47):
fucking Indian clothes and we got ourselves.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
We all won't let it out at these other options.
Arabian Aladdin, I said, I.
Speaker 6 (47:05):
Get, I said, idiot.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
I feel like if I say Aladdin clothes, that's more
racist than if I was saying they're put on this
fucking Aladdin costume and hop on this horse and fucking
giddy up.
Speaker 6 (47:19):
But the Red Fair in Texas is like an actual
like colisseum.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
It's like a massive and there's like tens and tens
of that, like hundreds of thousand of people that go
to that one.
Speaker 4 (47:31):
I'll go to one one of these years, so I'll
go to one, Tyler, I'll go one.
Speaker 6 (47:34):
Oh yeah, man, I will think about it.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Favorite value alone. This this what a comedic? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (47:47):
Also, yeah, think how much material you could get.
Speaker 6 (47:50):
Oh yeah, yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot
of strangers.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
There's a lot of people dressed like Shrek, a lot
more Shreks than you would imagine.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Really, Like, dude, these are just weird.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
It's basically outdoor fantasy comic con. Like, there's so many
nerds out there, and every tent is selling dungeons and
dragon stuff or they're selling like wizard staffs or fucking
she goes.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
To Wizard Carlos, get like the get the the like.
Speaker 4 (48:26):
No, I was gonna say, like a headband with maybe
a jewel and fucking you could say, you're fucking like Merlin.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
You know what I think. I'm gonna go ahead and
tell y'all where I'm gonna be next. Uh all, yeah,
let's do our play.
Speaker 6 (48:43):
You guys are talking about Renaissance fair for like another couple.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Well, you know, yeah, I've got some shows coming up.
All right, what do you got coming up? But the
comedy tonight, Uh for the eight PM.
Speaker 5 (48:58):
I'm also got Delirious House of Blues wise guys coming up.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
So y'all check out part Time Famous dot com. All right, Tyler?
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Uh, next weekend, I'll be spoken Comedy Club with Michael
Glatschmeier on The Dope Show. Weekend after that, coma comedy
club for another Dope Show, And uh, I got a
I got a headlining gig at Tacoma Comedy Club on
September seventh. I'm not gonna say it's from my weekend
(49:29):
with Jay, but uh, A lot of people were noticing
how funny my jokes.
Speaker 6 (49:34):
Were having the headline this club?
Speaker 1 (49:38):
No big deal? Are Is it the the one we
were at? I think so?
Speaker 6 (49:44):
I think the downtown one.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
What if I come up in future for you?
Speaker 4 (49:48):
Let me see, I'm in Mantica, California that weekend, but
that's Sunday.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
It's Sunday the seventh, Right.
Speaker 6 (49:59):
Yeah, yeah, maybe I could just fly.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
We'll talk, we'll see.
Speaker 6 (50:04):
You couldn't sell shirts?
Speaker 1 (50:09):
Never mind? Now, I'm just are you doing the Dope
Show that day before? You're no?
Speaker 6 (50:16):
Just uh the Dope showy day?
Speaker 1 (50:18):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (50:19):
All right, all right, and what's your what's your website.
Speaker 6 (50:24):
Dope Show dot com, The Dope Show dot com.
Speaker 4 (50:27):
Okay, and uh, this weekend I'm in Gilbert, Arizona, JP's
Comedy Club. Next weekend, Uh, I'm at the Comedy Seller.
On Tuesday, I'm I'm doing uh. And then the weekend
next weekend, I'm doing Rapid City, South Dakota.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (50:43):
You can go to Big iris Jay dot com for tickets.
I got tw song coming up. I got other Vegas
gigs man Tika, California. Just go to Big Irish dot
com for tickets and uh until next week.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Ready, guys, bye bye.
Speaker 7 (51:01):
If you if a person fucking listens to this till
the end, you deserve a prize. Your prize is to
go to iTunes and rate a review. Thisdcast given five stars.
You motherfuckers.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
Fucking say something nice, you.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Fox, right now, you motherfuckers. You know this fucking piece
of ship for five years, the averaging about two fucking
reviews a year.
Speaker 7 (51:36):
Go fucking write some mother fuckers.
Speaker 6 (51:40):
Oh fuck, that is the realest time I've ever heard you.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
God yeah deal, What the fuck
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