HollingsWorthless Program Live Ep. 278

It's a new year and we're talking about our holidays, Christmas Tree etiquette and goals.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:30):
What's up everybody? Welcome to Hollings with this program one
of your host, Big Rs. Jay Hollins with MS. We
finally have the Hooligoons, the goon Squad, the usual suspects,
Three of a Kind, trip, three men, no baby shout
out to Baby Miles, just the three of us. Uh
three's company. No mister Fairley starting with you've seen him

(00:50):
on Amazon Prime. He's the host with the most part
time famous, full time funny Carlos and welcome back Happened
New Year? Yes and last, but by far not least,
the Seattle native aka Chief Green Cloud a ka what
to buy Us Smoking aka Sakadua aka pot of Hot

(01:13):
Mess aka Chief spitting Ball. They call him the box
check mad. They say he's uncancellable. MA, I'm not racist, Tyler,
don't call me Joseph Smith. Happy New Year. A gentleman's
going down. I mean, I've I've uh should Carlos and

(01:37):
I've already done shows this New Year, so it's not
like I'm just seeing him now. But uh, yes, we
are back. What up? B s Jeffrey in the chat?
Uh dude, you know what's funny is so we we
took a hiatus, uh like the last two weeks. Uh.
And I I had posted like on you know, my

(02:00):
Instagram stories and I think TikTok stories. But I also,
because we do this on YouTube, I had did a
shorts on YouTube saying, hey, you know we'll not not
this week blah blah blah blah. I go in and
all that ship was set to uh private, so it
never nobody ever saw it. I don't know why, Like

(02:22):
at some point something happened where videos I'm uploading are
going as private. Hey get dog.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I don't know nobody got it, so nobody knew he
would go just like, what the hell happened?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Like assholes? Yeah, so I apologize BS Jeffrey though fucking
BS Jeffrey gave me a little New Year's shout out
our text I should say. Uh so with the holidays
now passing, so Tyler just well you can see it. Also,

(02:53):
he's got his tree up still. I have my tree
up still? Do you have yours up? Carlos? I don't
even foot ouble.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
So here before the podcast, I looked across the way
and I was like, I think I'm gonna do a poll,
and so what's the over under for my neighbors taking
nails down because there's.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
The still up. Yep, so we shall see that.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Last year, I was caught dragging it out December twenty six,
like I look like the Grinch, bro. I was just
dragging it downstairs back to the storage, and my neighbors
are like, damn.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Like mynu own fucking business. I know.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
But this year I'm like, all right, I'll let it.
It took me forever to get it up, so I'm
just gonna let it sit there.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
What's what's the deadline?

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Fellas the deadline?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
So I'll tell you I have a date, and it's
all dependent on our trash day. That is what's bulk
trash day. Because I could have done it. Let me
look at the calendar. What was Christmas is on what day?

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, so our trash comes on Friday, and that was
a bulk. I could have done it that Friday, literally
two days after Christmas. But fucking Angela. So then that
means we gotta wait two more weeks. So this fucking Friday,
that thing's going in the fucking trash. It's going out

(04:27):
on the on the curb and throwing that ship away is.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
A real tree. Yeah, you know, I Trusty and it's fake.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Fuck these fake trees. I want to get a fake one,
but Angel wants the real thing. So if the tree
on the tree, yeah, it still got it's got the lights,
the ornaments, everything like like Tyler's. Tyler's got always lights on.
But I'm this is artificial and it came.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
With the I know, no they didn't, but all of
that's like Halloween decorations that we put on there, and
I don't take them off. I just dragged that whole
thing down. I'll put like a big garbage bag over
the entire thing, and then I'll take it downstairs, literally
like the Grinch, and I'll just like you know, everybody,

(05:22):
it's like just sitting upright in the storage unit.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
So I just I was just reading BS Jeffer's thing.
Neighbors put lights up around backsteps five years ago, still up.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
City lights.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Now, now what did you What did you do Tyler?
For Christmas?

Speaker 3 (05:45):
I went to my parents. Yeah, we had Christmas up there.
Traditional which city, which city? It's in Maltby, which is
like Woodenville, which is like just the woods for anybody
who want intent. It used to be like very woodsy,
but now it's like the fucking like the ritzy suburbs.

(06:07):
All right, it's grown into like like every house up
by my parents' house now is like these fucking old mansions.
They're just massive now. But they tore down all the
shitty houses that used to be there, Like those are
not the house. That's not the neighborhood I grew up in.
You know, it's completely developed.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
So you're are you are you happy that it's being gentrified.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Or I mean it's always been, but now it's it's
kind of wild, dude. It's you know, it's one of
those things where it's the neighborhood I grew up in,
but I don't know if I could ever buy a
house there, dude.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
So my this is years ago. But when my grandparents
passed away and I they they sold their house, you know,
or or well they didn't sell it, they were dead,
but we sold the house. But that's the only that
my grandparents house was the only home that I that

(07:08):
was like a constant, you know, like whether I was
with my mom and my stepdad, they moved around a lot,
or my pops was in apartments most of the time,
actually all the whole time when I was growing up.
So the only home I ever considered or that was
like a constant was my grandparents house. Now, my grandparents

(07:28):
house was in Northeast Portland, which Northeast Portland, Oregon, which
it's not it's not the hood, but I mean it's
I don't know what you would describe it. It's it's fine.
N well. It just used to bug me like people

(07:49):
would say, like, oh, you live in the hood, and
I'm like, you mean where black people are? Is that
what your definition of the hood is, you fucking idiots?
But it's not a hood. It's just you know, it
just it's a uh it's like it's kind of like Renton.
I know, you don't know this, Carlos, but for Tyler,
it's like Renton, Washington, where it's like it's diverse, you know,
it has well I don't know how Renton is now,

(08:09):
so who knows.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
But this like Gresham or like no Northeast Portland.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
It was. We lived on off of Killingsworth fifty second
in Killingsworth. We were the Hollingsworth's on Killingsworth And uh,
I know.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
But that's like a nice neighborhood now, I mean, honestly.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
No, no, I yeah, I know, it's it's but I
say all this to say, like my grandparents' house was like, uh,
it was had a basement, it had let me see
it was I guess it was two bedrooms up top,
but one they was like their living room and one
bathroom up top, and then downstairs was like it had

(08:51):
like a full it could be like a full apartment,
had a bedroom, a living room, and a bathroom down there.
But it wasn't a fucking big place. Anyways. I looked
into like if I wanted to buy that, you know,
like the house I grew up in, I wonder how
much of it. And now it's like I think it's
fucking like five hundred five hundred thousand roughly, which is

(09:16):
crazy because I think it was. I think when we
sold it years ago, I think it was like two
hundred and eighty or two hundred thousand. I don't know.
It wasn't it wasn't that much. So it's it's fucking
just insane to me. How like, yeah, you know this
little old fucking house I grew up in. It now
is like what is this the fucking Trump Towers?

Speaker 3 (09:39):
And yeah, my parents' neighbor's house got uh when foreclosure?
I guess the family there fucking couldn't pay their taxes
or some shit lost their house and somebody bought it
in foreclosure for like five hundred k cash, which is
like a steal.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Everybody was like, they fucking stole that house.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
That's crazy. Yeah, uh said yeah, Byes said, I lived
on Memory Lane for seven years. On Memory Lane. I
guess you forgot you had said that at the beginning
federal work from your neighborhood outside d C. For at
least four years. After my family moved, my curtain remained
in window. Nice and uh, Carlos, you want to tell

(10:25):
the listeners what you did for Christmas? Not a goddamn thing.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
I worked on New Year's, New Year's Christmas Eve, I
believe either Christmas even Christmas Day one of my work
I was on stage. So other than that, man, I
kick back and relaxed.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yes, yes, yeah. And did you did you do any
shows for New Year's Tyler? Now?

Speaker 3 (10:55):
I turned them down. I don't I don't like I
don't like that show. I don't like that holiday.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
I'm just like, yeah, I like just want to be
in bed. H It's like, yo, you want to do
our Midnight show and countdown at midnight. I'm like, that
sounds fucking awful, bro.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Tyler, you are an honorary old fuck because.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
So IM like, I'm trying to schedule by show at
four pm for the rest.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Of the year. I love you well. So I was
I did a I actually had requested this like six
months ago. I told Matt. I was like, I want
to stay in town for New Year's. I was like,
can I get a week that the you know, the
headlining week New Year's Eve or the week of New
Year's And he he said, yeah, so what was it?

(11:54):
December thirtieth through January fifth or whatever. I was Ill
Comedy Club on the eight o'clock show. So that gets
done about nine to fifteen. So what I did for
New Year's did the show? And I think we yeah,
we Angel and I we took an uber down there,
right because I, yeah, yeah, you were blitzed. Do you

(12:16):
remember I was there? Yes? So and I at first
we were like, well and and to Matt's credit, shout
out to Matt Chavez and the in Joaquin and the
La Comedy Club family. But they he said, you know,
I I don't ever need it. What up? Oh, Guyanese. Gal,
what up? I don't know you as Chrissy. I just
know he's Guyanese. Happy New Years. You know when when

(12:39):
local comics headline LA Comedy Club, we don't we don't
get a room because we don't need a room.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
We're all local.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
But Matt again shout out to them. They h He said, hey,
we'll give you a room for New Year's Eve and
also the next day, the first, so you can you know,
you don't have to rush or whatever and you can
have fun party and everything. And they, Jil and I
we talked about it, and then I told him. I
was like, it'll save you money, so just we don't
need it. We'll take an uber down there and we'll

(13:06):
come back and just be with the dogs. So originally
we were like, we'll just see how we feel. Maybe
we'll be there all night until midnight, you know. And
and celebrated man at about ten thirty. So after my
as soon as I got off stage, I did I
think I did two edibles and I started smoking my
weed vape and then uh, and then we started drinking.

(13:29):
And yeah, I was pretty fucking happy, completely out of control.
That was out of control. Maybe I was.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
You'll remember doing the centipede in the middle of the
floor naked.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh yeah, I remember that, the human centime. No, But
at about ten ten, twenty ten, fifteen, Angel and I
were like, I think we're good. I think I think
we're done, and so and and ubers were it was
only twenty bucks to get an uber back home. I

(14:05):
was like, let's go right now. We got a good
uber price.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
And we were here killing at that point.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Oh dude. And we got back here and we were
we were on the couch in our fucking onesies when
midnight hit, leaned over and gave each other a little kiss,
and then fucking we're watching movies and you're like, this
is great. I loved it.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
And Carlos, you're New Year's Eve. I was with y'all
to y'all decided to leave early. You stayed there till midnight, right,
I stayed until the fireworks. It's all the fireworks, and
then I got in my car and went the hell home. Yeah,
so it was it was all good. Did you do
your do you do a little New Year's kiss? No?

(14:51):
Anybody knowing Listen, I don't know what kind of lifestyle
you think. I'm living. But that ain't it? Garde to you.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
That so, buddy, So what did you do with the countdown?
You just like look around and smile.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
The other year? You know what, I didn't even think
about it, honestly. I mean the people that was around,
you know, you hugged him or whatever.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
He said, have a new year, But I didn't. I
didn't think twice about it. I was like, oh shit,
I should be kissing somebody right now. I didn't you
talk of mine? Honestly?

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Uh? What?

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (15:25):
What's the guy? And he says, well, he remembers, I
remember watching Jay drunk Live. My man was happy, his
jokes was going and in until this day, J don't
remember until he wait, what when was that? Yeah, let's
get that video up and run down?

Speaker 4 (15:41):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
That's run that? He send us the video so we
can check it out. I don't. I don't even remember that.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Holy shit, send me that video.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Oh yeah you can. I'm so glad. I'm not as
fat as I was in that fucking picture you have?
Has Carlo seen that picture?

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Which one the.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
One from Nate Jackson's doing that face? Wait? Do you
see this picture? Carlos? I don't know what the fuck
I was doing. But Tyler took this picture and then
he blew it up and he showed it on the
podcast one time. And I don't remember who said it,
but somebody on the somebody in the chat goes, Jay,
Tyler is not your friends?

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Oh my, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh wait wait, let me see if I can fight it.
The zooming with the homies, the one that I was
hammered on. That wasn't New Year's though, was it. I
don't think that was New Year's I remember, yeah, I was.
I was hammered on that. Uh yeah, And I don't
it's uh, I remember. I don't remember the fucking you

(16:50):
know what was going on in the video, but I
remember the zoom with the homies and getting hammered.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
And I won't watch it. No, it was a regular day. Yeah, yeah,
it wasn't New Year's. Yeah. Anyway, did you find it, Tyler?

Speaker 3 (17:05):
I don't think I have it anymore.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Oh ship, I'm free of that fucking I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
I just don't have it on my computer anymore.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
I have until next week is to find that picture.
I love you too, guy, And he's dude, I don't
know what I was saying to Nate. But the picture
he took, I'm like going, I'm doing that this fucking
weird ass face, and I don't even know how to
explain it, but it may be the most unflattering picture

(17:36):
any person has ever took. And I'm trying to look
it up. Oh now, I think we I'm just looking
at the topics the the show bookers one. We already
went over that, right or no about expecting the payment?

(17:56):
I think so you're talking about that? Yeah, oh and
yeah I put this on here. Uh so with these
shows we had this week, Tyler? Uh I I and
I was talking to Justin about this too. I and
I probably I don't know if I ever will in comedy. Uh,

(18:18):
I don't understand crowds. I think I figured that out.
What up, Alice Marai? Uh it's uh And what I
mean by that is so uh all week. Ron Jostle,
who you know? Do you know? Ron? Tyler?

Speaker 3 (18:34):
No, I'm gonna stop looking for this image because, uh,
well you'll find it.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Yeah, I'll find it. Ron Jostle, who's a great headliner.
He and he was just picking up work because he
was in town, but he featured the the whole week
when I was headlining and uh, and he's he's a crusher,
but we Uh. There was one show where like, uh,
there was a guest spot. He went up, did great,

(19:01):
Ron goes up, he does great. I went up and dude,
like on stage. In my head, like I felt like
my energy was good, but I just I just didn't
feel like. I was like, I just I'm not I'm trying.
I'm shifting gears. I'm just I feel like I'm not
getting them. Uh. And after the set, I was like
I'd give myself probably like a six for that. For

(19:21):
whatever reason, I don't know, But after that show, I
got the most love of any of the shows for
the week, like people wanting to take pictures and I like,
oh fuck, it was great, blah blah blah. And in
my head, I'm like, then I don't fuck it. I
can't I will never understand. I can't read. Because there
was there was another show where I was like, I
fucking I had. I felt like I had a really

(19:43):
good set and I got some love after the show
from that. But but this show that I felt like
was not that good from from my point of view.
For me, I got the most love and I so
I'm just like, I I'll never fucking be able to tell.
I guess I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
People just holding it in, and it was holding it
in so they could let you know personally by individually
that they enjoyed it. So they didn't have they had
come to laugh, they came to see you and then
shake your hand at it.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
You should be a motivational speaker. Yeah, and I I
think you were there, Carlos. I was telling you. I
was like, that's the one. That one was that one.
It was the one, uh that Ron's buddy Nitash is
that his name? Okay, I do remember that one.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Okay, yeah I did, all right, I don't know, but
it was but yeah, I just I will never understand it.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
I don't. I don't know. But that's what I was
going to ask you. Guys. Do you do you ever
get that where you're like both both sides of it,
because there's also been times where I feel like, you know,
holy ship, maybe I'm gonna get a fucking standing out
on this or you know or whatever afterwards, and and
then it's just kind of like and then and then

(21:05):
this one where I'm like, I didn't think it was
that good. And then I got all this love. So
I have you you guys ever experienced that ship? Yeah?
He found it? Blow it up, hold on spears, Nate,

(21:37):
and Nate looks like he's looking at me in real
time at this face, like, what the fuck is that face?
What is happening here? The funniest ship was when he
showed this and somebody in the chat just goes, Jay,
Tyler is not your friend. It's so funny. Oh, yes,

(22:08):
we appreciate it. We needed this moment out. Oh god.
As soon as I saw Tyler smiling, he's like, oh
he found it. Yeah, have that be my avatar?

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Stress doll.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
I don't know that's it. That's what I was trying
to remember the name of it. Where you squeeze it
in the fucking Yeah it does, Holy ship. You should
fucking photoshop that onto a stress doll. Just my excuse me.
Oh but yeah, I was going to ask you about

(22:51):
both of you guys. H when you know performing, do
you ever feel that way one way or the other?
Either way?

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Matter of fact that the New Year's Eve six o'clock show,
I was like that. I was like, man, I don't
think these people are really really getting getting it. They hear,
but they not, They're not getting it. And then at
at one point they almost they actually gave me an
applause break, and I was like, ok, y'all been this
whole time.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Like but it was.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
It was one of those moments, but it was kind
of like, I don't know what y'all doing until the end,
so I was like, Okay, what's it.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
I guess I was doing an idea. So when I've
been on that side of the spectrum too, Tyler.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Wait do I It's like, while I'm on stage, do
I think the audience hates me or loves me?

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Well, it's both both aspects, Like have you been on
stage and you in your in your head or from
like the reaction you're getting. It could be a multitude
of things, but in your head you're like, man, this
is not I'm not having a good set, or I'm
not happy with how this set is going, even though
you you know your energy is good and all that.
But then you get off and then the audience is like, man,

(24:00):
that was fucking awesome this is our first show, or
I fucked that was So you.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Know what's funny? I have this like kind of epiphany,
not really like an epiphany, but like a moment like
this at a show a few weeks ago when I
was in Chalis and I was like, man, this kind
of sucks, but I know I'm spitting fire right now.
I know I'm fucking destroying. I'm like this shit's golden.

(24:28):
So like you kind of gotta step back and be like, wait,
what the fuck is going on here? And then like
through investigation, you know, it was just like the crowd
just kind of wanted to be chatted with a little
bit more. You know, they didn't want to hear the jokes.
They wanted to interaction or whatever. It's just kind of
like or they were like really stone because like a
few weeks ago too, like the same situation where I'm like,

(24:50):
are you guys like high as fuck right now? What's
going on? It's just now that I whenever I think
I'm doing bad, I'm like, I think I'm just unaware
of what happened in the room type of thing. I
never really blamed myself anymore.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Fucking love you. Oh it's not me. It's definitely not me.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Did the server say something to you guys?

Speaker 1 (25:20):
By In some comics they say, you know it's you
can't blame the audience. Tyler goes the other way. You
can't blame your This is not me. It's definitely not me.
There was a Ari Shafir actually had something at the
store where he was on stage, and uh, there's some

(25:42):
some lady said something like, uh, you're not funny or
it wasn't whatever, and he just goes. He goes, oh, no, no, no,
these jokes are definitely these are proven jokes. He goes,
I don't know maybe how I'm telling them today or what,
but these jokes are good. He's like, it's not the joke. Okay, okay.
She's like, I'm all right, I guess if you say so.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
I've said these jokes for years.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah. I fucking love Tyler. It's not me. Really.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Oh, can I tell you something? I went. So, there's
this shop called Zips in Sodo and every Friday.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
I wait in uh the South district.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yeah, and I don't know what Sodo Southern district, duh, anyway,
Soda the stadium district. But there's this place called Zips.
It's a weed store and every Friday they do fifty

(26:50):
off the entire store and it's like, if you can
get there, it's kind of it's a real shitty It's
in a shitty spot, bro, Like, I fucking hate going there.
There's always like a party and fifteen different cars in
the parking lot. You know, I'm just a bunch of
people you don't want to be parking right next to you,
just like because they're partying in a parking lot at

(27:13):
a KFC.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Who would be partying in a parking lot? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Experience transience.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Frans trying to avoid but ruffians you see.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Dude, every time I go there, I'm just like, God, damn,
this neighborhood's gotten thiss ship. Why don't you guys go home?

Speaker 1 (27:42):
What are you doing? Who? Party?

Speaker 3 (27:43):
You get a parking This is the clip.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
This is the clip right here. Let me see thirty
minute mark. All right, perfect, I'll note it. But so
what happened? You just fucking ignore or what?

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Oh no, I don't care. I just walk past everything
and I go into the store and I buy my shit.
But I go in there and I buy my stuff,
and uh, I'm like always kind of like I just
want to get the fuck out of there, cause it's
like it's like it's literally like a party of everybody
who uh I don't know. I don't know, man, I

(28:21):
don't know who goes there. It's not like a neighborhood.
It's the so it's like the you know, industrial district.
So it's just like, you know, it's mostly homeless people
and it's mostly like just a shitty it's a shitty block.
And I don't want to be there, so I'm trying
to get in and out as fast as possible. And
this is like like nobody goes downtown Seattle anymore, you know.

(28:45):
So but I'm like fifty percent off, bro, I'm here.
I'm just gonna do it. I put in my order
online so I'll be in and out super fast. And
I go in there and I buy a vape from
this company called ou Wie. Uh never tried them out.
Thought it was like, all right, that's the same sound

(29:07):
that my text makes when I you know, it's my
that's my phone notification is ouh wie. So I'll buy
a vape from these guys. And I bought uh Kiwi flavored.
It was called Kiwi. And when I get there, the
lady's like, yo, we're all out of Kiwi. But they
have another brand it's called g Code, and UH and

(29:31):
that it's got that little symbol right there, and she's like,
I think it's guava, and I'm like, well, you know what,
I fucking love guava so perfect. I can transition from
Kiwi to guava. No big deal, let's go swap it out.
I go to my car and I'm like doing my
little taste test real quick to see how everything works

(29:53):
and everything if it tastes all right. And this fucking
thing it tasted straight up like chili dogs. Like it
is like chili dog flavored vape. I swear to God,
like honestly I could. I was like, are you fucking serious?

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (30:16):
More disappointed.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Taking it back in there be like this fucking thing
is a turd.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
I know, but I held on to it for the
novelty and now I just can't stop sucking on it.
I kind of like the chili dog. It's so grown
on me. I've never had a savory VP ros.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
I don't sound yeah, dude, I found Uh there's a
company here in Vegas, uh Baseline. I think it's called Baseline.
But they have grape. I got they have grape, watermelon,
mojito and apple something. But the I fucking love the

(31:01):
grape and the watermelon mojito. Oh so good. I'm sure
you would. I'm just like, I'm just like, do you
have a you like grape for watermelon?

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Hell?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah, Fuck dude, it's so good. And uh yeah, I've
been trying to find a grape vape that is either
a sati or a hybrid for the longest and it
could never. It was always Indica. But this baseline that
it's a hybrid and it's so good. But anyways, uh rapes.

(31:41):
So what's uh, what's everybody's goals for twenty twenty five?
If you want to reveal that that personal professional, sure
go for him. Uh shure. We're gonna level up. I
mean we gotta gotta will.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
When I say well, I mean I because just what
you asked.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Be cool to throw all in there with you, but
then we all level it up and just wanted for yourself.
We're gonna level up.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
We're gonna be more strategic about how to how to
get these bookings and and try to write better. Uh,
work on this next hour. I think that's right now,
is to work on this next hour. It has to
be done. So that is that that is my professional
goals personally. You know what I mean, what can I say?
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
He's like that hard to improve on Perfectionn't you just
gotta you gotta stay stay focused, man.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
I think that's the that's the hardest thing right now
is not to get to get too complacent. Yeah, it
started to just accept things is what they are. It's
got to be better than this.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
So Tyler.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
GOLs, just maintain bro, because we're already at the top.
Why I try and I prove? You know, we're killing it?

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (33:15):
I honestly wanted to this. This Chili Dog vape got
me so mad that I wanted to start a YouTube
review on marijuana products in Washington, which I think I should, man, honestly,
because it's like I thought it'd be so funny first off,
to be like, Yo, this is this g code which

(33:36):
I figured out is grapefruit still a nasty flavor? Like
who goes for grapefruit? I want to fucking sour, nasty
melon flavored wait vape dude, Yeah, grapefruit turned chili dog.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
I don't know, Maybe make a maybe make a YouTube channel.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Uh you know what you shoul should do? Tyler? Well,
I was gonna I wouldn't I wouldn't just limit it
to Washington, because like if you when you travel, you
could do a bape from that area and do a
review on that too.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
That's true, only if it like if it takes off
the Yeah, I would definitely do that, but only only
because it's like, you know, to review this would be
like forty dollars.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
One a more, you do one a more until.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
I mean, like the way my normal purchasing goes, I
could probably do like fifteen.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Products a month, but two a week.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Yeah, there we go. I could probably do it. I
honestly could. I buy so much and I buy so frequently. Uh,
And I never have a memory of what I liked before.
So this would be good if I even just for
my own personal journal entry like this is uh not
even a YouTube channel for the general public. I'm just
talking to myself like in Momento, you know, because I

(35:03):
know I'm want to wipe my brain out with this
fucking thing anyways, but it would be nice to have
my own review of all these products so I can
remember personally.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, dude, I think, uh, I mean, and that's right
up your alley, you know, and you know, all the
stuff as far as like you know, the turpins or
whatever the different ship is and everything, and so you
can speak to all that, what the turbans, but wait,
what do you call it? Is it turpins? Turpins?

Speaker 3 (35:31):
What is it called terpenes?

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Terpenes? Okay, so that shows that shows you what I know.
That's what I don't know. I don't know what a
terpene is.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
It's flavor, smell, it's what you're what you're taking in.
I guess you know. But everything has got a urpen
Like every you know, fruit flavor or fruit or vegetable,
anything actual has a turpene in it. It's just what
you're tasting, what you're reacting to.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
I guess.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
God.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Yeah, So, and well my goals is one's same as
Carlos this new Hour, New Hour. I'm going to cut
all this other shit and slowly start cleaning out old
shit in the headlining set. I'm thinking that. And I
don't know if you're doing it this way, Carlos, but
even possibly breaking it down with like by doing like

(36:27):
ten minutes a month, ten new minutes a month, you know,
you do that, and you fucking have two hours at
the end of the year. Here in my journal, yeah,
I wrote down working working ten to fifteen minutes a month. Yeah,
that's fucking fifteen minutes a month.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Trying to break that down because I think it's easier
to just do it that way than trying to say,
I'm trying to work on sixty minutes yeah, in that
period of time, because you don't know how long this
is gonna take to do that.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
So breaking it down to increments makes it a little
bit easier, I think. And my my other thing is, uh,
just getting back to that hustle, hustle mentality. I feel
like twenty twenty four, I mean, there was a lot
of stuff going on in twenty twenty four here, but uh,
I just I want to I feel like I want

(37:18):
to get back in that hustle, you know, fucking grind
and enjoy it, you know, not look at it as
a negative, but just be like, yeah, we're in it.
We in it. So said, where are you tonight? Let's realize,
huh are you anywhere tonight? No? I'm not. No, I'm

(37:38):
just sit there and write.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Actually time I'm writing and I read this book I'm
bought to the Art of Discipline or something like that.
But I just, uh, clearly haven't granted yet. Uh, just
realize this whole time Tyler had that the rain beer. No,
he's still in Chris. That's why your creek tree is
still up.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Yeah. Yeah, well I was gonna get a new Year's filter,
but I'm like, I still got that tree up, so I'll.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Just do what it is. Hopefully y'all take them trees
down before Friday.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
He's so funny, sou. In my spare bedroom, I have
I bought a new mattress like a month ago or
four months ago, and uh, I've had my old mattress
just like against the wall in my spare bedroom and
I've been like trying to get rid of it, dude,
but it's you know, s the when I call my

(38:35):
building manager, they're like, just take it. Just figure out
your own large dump removal because we don't want to
go through the city like they were just being lazy
and they don't want to call in the city to
have a large item removal. So I fucking I'm like,
all right, I put out like feelers. It's like one
hundred and fifty bucks. I'm like, one hundred and fifty bucks.
That sounds ridiculous. I like call the dump and they're

(38:58):
like the dumps, like, we'll take it for twenty five bucks.
You just gotta bring it here. So I fucking it's
not gonna fit in my suv. So I've just been
sawing up this mattress like a psychopath. Dude, I have
a kick sex mattress saw in three pieces because I
was like when I cut it in half, I realized

(39:18):
that it was still not big. I was still too big,
so I had to cut it like three.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
My god, what it's like all.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
This foam and cloth and springs. I thought it was
solid memory foam, but there's like coils in there. It's
just a fucking mess. It looks like I was just
like a dog left alone in a building apart the mattress.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Your neighbors just hear the soli like you're gonna knock
at your door in the next couple of days. Dude,
you know you know what I have always done with
my mattresses, And and Sean thought it was insane, but
I would. I put them up or sale on Craigslist,
and somebody always would buy him. When we were in Hawthorne,

(40:05):
I sold the mattress. It was a king size, like
a memory foam mattress. I think I sold it for
like a hundred hundred and fifty bucks. This guy came
over and fucking put it in his truck, and I.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Was like, cool, I just didn't try. I tried to
get rid of it.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Kind of saved yourself all this trouble.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
It's all right. I had fun sawing it up. I
took out a lot of aggression.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
That's a great stressful but yeah, yeah, just tear it
apart in the stupid mattress.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
And I actually got the mattress for free, so it's
like whatever.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
I mean. Also the free shit on Craigslist. He could
just be like, it's yours, you just come by and
get it.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Yeah, well, maybe they'll put up the three pieces.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
You have triplets here you go.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
I want three parts of a gig size. You can
try and put it back together.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Fuck, you're such a fucking.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
I'd feel crazy. I'm liking shashaik just tearing apart my yeah,
a little place up here that bringing it down.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
In the next show, you got to post a picture
of that. We need to see a picture of all
this phone. But ship just laying around.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
I clean it up kind of Now it's like just
in a garbage bag and there's three big parts. But
my goal for tomorrow is to get these fucking things
out of my Apartmit, what.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
You gotta do is take a picture of it and
then superimpose just me going the fuck.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
On the other side of the mattress helping me carry
it out.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Oh fuck, all right, let's let's do our plugs. Twenty
five I think is going to be a big year.
I'm excited, I'm I'm looking forward to it. I'm I'm
amped for it. Uh and uh. I'm starting off the
the year with well, I did La Comedy Club. That

(42:02):
was the first gig of the year. But this weekend
I'll be in Springfield, Massachusetts at Roar Comedy Club at
the MGM in Springfield, mass And then weekend after that,
I'm in Arizona.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
What you saying, Yes, it would have been nice to go. Now,
I've been to the MGM at Massachusetts before.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
You want to come? Yeah, all right, let me hit
him up. Oh no, wait a minute, it's gonna be cold. Interesting.
All right, what do you got coming up? I hope you.
I hope you have a gig this weekend. I do
oh on Thursday.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
I believe it's Thursday, and then waiting to hear back
if I'm gonna be at wise guys this weekend, so
it's up in the air. Then shortly after that, I
got to get back on the open Mike Grind next week. Honestly, yes,
we got the comedy catch coming up. Everything else you
can find out part time Flavous dot.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Com Comedy Catch in Chattanooga, Tennessee. You can go to.
That's a that's the end of this month, right, I'm
at my my website's big Rha dot com. Carlos' is
part time Famous dot com. And then Tyler, what do
you got?

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Uh December? It's January, uh twenty six. I met to
Coma Comic Club and Spokene Comic Club doing my dope shows.
That's all I got this month, So by tickets to those.
If you're listening in Washington.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Come and thank you and until next next time. Happy
New Year, everybody. Uh sorry that we took the hiatus.
That was all on me. Don't don't be mad at Carlos.
I know I get a lot of emails people upset
at Carlos. Don't worry about they blame the black guy.
Blame the black guy. Uh, they learned that from Tyler. Okay,

(43:56):
until next people, Okay, I let you all know Tyler.
If you if a person fucking listens to this till
the end, you deserve a prize. Your prize is to
go to iTunes and rate a review thiscast give it
five stars. You motherfuckers. Fucking say something nice, you.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
Fox, Right now, you motherfuckers this fucking piece of ship.
For five years, I'm averaging about two fucking reviews a year.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Go fucking write some motherfuckers. Oh fuck, that is the
realest I've ever heard you. God yeah, do what the
fuck