October 13, 2025 • 26 mins
According to research, nearly half of murder cases in the United States go unsolved. Even more disturbing, many people say getting punished is the ONLY deterrent. Jack & Nikki do a deep dive on this with the audience... because it's a comedy show and that makes sense. After that, they lighten up and talk about disappointing tourist traps and the unexpected things that you find attractive.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
If you're listening to the Jack and Nikki Show podcast
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'd like to talk about something that perhaps will bring
us all together as people murder. That's right, Wow, Murder
studio and text lines are open eight eight eight seven
seven seven sixty six forty. You can also text us
at three five sixty five one. I have some research
right here, Nikki, in my sweaty, desperate hands, actual research
(00:41):
from actual researchers.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Okay, if not, this is very important?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Would I be able to do this? No, of course not.
I tear a hole in the space time continuum and
send us all back to the future. According to this research,
about half of murder cases in the United States go unsolved.
The national clearance rate as of twenty twenty three was
fifty eight percent. This according to FBI statistics.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
So if you murder, there's a good chance you're going
to get by with it, depending on where you are now. Obviously,
if you are in a large metropolitan area with a
whole lot of people and a lot more crime, your
odds of getting by with it increase.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
People don't even need our help when we come on
here and share stories about things and we're like, hey,
if you had done things this way, yeah, you would
have been fine. But they don't even need us to
help them commit crimes anymore. They can just get away
with them.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Well, I want to caution you. If you're listening right
now and you hear this and you say, all, great,
I can go murder, not so fast. Okay, not here, Okay,
there aren't enough people here for you to hide and
get by with it. They're going to catch if you
do it here.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Okay, gotcha.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Now here's the really interesting part of this though. There's
also some research that indicates that the punishment for murder
is the only thing that keeps most people from murdering.
If you could kill with no consequences, most people would. Wow.
(02:06):
That is deeply.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Troubling to me, very upsetting.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
It's concerning. And then I thought, well, if you look
back over your life and the people you've come in
contact with, there are people that you've been pretty unhappy about,
and some people would if they could have no consequences,
you know, just let's move them out of here's my
(02:32):
question to you, is this, Do you think you could
have killed somebody by now?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
What a question?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, I just I'm curious who would that be and why? Like,
what has happened where you thought that maybe murder would
be an option? If again, in this scenario, it would
be consequence free because the research shows that a lot
of people would just go ahead and murder. The only
deterrent is going to prison. Okay, so you're like, I
(03:00):
hate this guy, I'd like to kill him, but if
I do, I'll go to prison. Right. If the scenario
is I hate this guy, I'll kill him and nothing
will happen. I'm free to just go about my day,
just go into work the next day. Hey, Bob's not
hear what happened? I murdered him? I see? Okay, well
what do you want for lunch?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
So?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I just think this is fascinating and deeply troubling.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
It is very troubling. That's very upsetting.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, is there somebody you think you could have eliminated?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I would slowly go insane because even if there's no
like outward consequence, there's the inward consequence and my brain,
my no, my moral compass would not let me sit
well with that.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
This is exactly the interesting part of this to me
is the very notion that it's only the threat of
punishment that keeps people on the straight and their that
so many people would be able to just live with it,
would be able to eliminate somebody and go, yeah, I'm
fine and then just move on with.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Your day.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Fine, Like no, no, no, no, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Isn't that interesting?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
And then the other question that I think you have
to ask is how many people would line up to
murder you if if they could legally do it?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yi, that's a thought.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
No, I'm going to suggest to you that I would
not be able to leave my house. I'm pretty sure
somebody would have taken me out by now. So before
we give away the baseball tickets for the family, I'm
just curious, do you think that you could have murdered
someone by now? And who would that be in? Why
(04:46):
you don't have to give us specifics on the person,
but I'm just I'm curious what kind of situation could
you be in where you would see that as a solution.
And just as I'm bringing this home, some people do
still see it as a solution. And even though there
are consequences in that. I think is one of the
things that make all these true crime shows and podcasts
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so popular is the very notion that there are so
many people around us who will come up with plans.
I saw something the other day about this woman who
didn't like her son in law so she had him killed.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
So this is a person who is seemingly normal. And
by the time she did this, you know, she's in
her fifties, and you know, her daughter's an adult woman,
and she marries this guy. So this woman had lived
like fifty years of her life and people thought she's normal.
She had friends and family, everybody, you know, goes to church. Yeah,
and then she doesn't like the guy that her son marries,
(05:46):
and her solution to that is, well, I'll just have
him killed.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, that's not a solution.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
This happens a lot.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, all right, eight eight eight seven seven seven sixty
six forty call us Texas. I'm just curious about thoughts here.
If we can squeeze this in, it's time for the
exciting conclusion of murder. Was the case that they gave
me studio text lines lighting up triple eight, Triple seven
sixty six forty. You can call us textus at three
five sixty five to one. Let's see what you guys
(06:16):
have to say here about murder. Would you do it
if you could get by with it? And by get
bye with it, I mean there is no legal consequence. Okay,
it's not that you do it and then you sneak
and you don't get prosecuted. According to some research here,
if there's no prosecution, if there's no punishment, most people
at some point in their life would kill another person,
(06:37):
which is really interesting and disturbing. Yeah, and we are
seeing some texts coming in on this, people saying, yeah,
you know, I've been around some people that I would kill.
Somebody texted in about working in healthcare and how people
are constantly threatening them because they can't get their drugs.
Oh my gosh. Let's see a lot of people who
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have been in relationships with people they'd like them murder.
And then somebody texted in road rage with the big
laughing emoji thank you for that. That's uh. I think
a call back to yesterday Nikki yeah again, probably would
not have gone well for me. Yeah, and that Saturday. Yeah, okay,
let's go to your calls and see what you guys
(07:22):
have for us on the studio line. You are on
the Jack and Nikki, I'm a secret murder or hotline.
What do you have for us?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
So Marin is more of a vigilante standpoint the murder, Yes,
because I feel that there are actions people take that
have a natural consequence of having their life taken. And honestly,
my moral compass is only as strong as theirs.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Okay, okay, so you're you're gonna turn into a vigilante.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah, I mean, if you've done something, then I can
justify that.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I feel like, Okay, so somebody does something that crosses
the line, and this is a line that you have,
and god, I hope they know where that line is.
Let me just say this to you. If you're going
to behave this way, make sure the people around you
know where the line is. That's the least you can
do for the people around you. Sure, Okay, Okay, good? Well, Okay,
(08:26):
that's I think that helps. Yeah, that helps because you
hate for somebody to be like what you're murdering me? Yeah,
look at what you did. Well, I didn't know. I
shouldn't have done that. You should have told me can
we have a list of things that are wrong?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
It feels more of a you know, when the justice
system has not like given them the consequence they serve.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yes, yes, very good.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
I figure they should know.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Okay, so if they don't have the list directly from you,
they should consult local laws and statutes and know if
the government does not enforce those consequences that you will
well maybe okay, maybe listen, I'm gonna let you go.
I assume you need to probably squeeze on some tights
and the rest of your superhero outfit and hit the streets. So, yeah,
(09:14):
it was good to hear from you.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
The Nerve Center of North Central West Virginia Jack Loger
and Nikki Drake on one O two WVAQ.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Right now, let's try to make you feel better about
getting back to school and back to work by pointing
out that your vacation probably wasn't as great as you remember.
Studio and text lines are open.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
An inspirational story right.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Eight eight eight seven seven seven sixty six forty caller text.
You can also text us at three five sixty five one.
What I have here for you and your Nisman pleasure
is a list of the most disappointing tourist spots across America. Okay,
all right, I'm ready an actual list Nikki Drake in
my right hand. If not, would I be able to
(10:05):
do this? No, of course not, I'd tear a hole
in the space time continuum, send us all back to
the future. It's just science. Okay. So I'm going to
tell you what some of these places are. And what
I want to know is have you been to any
of these places? Can you speak to this? Also? What
would you add to the list? How about that?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Can I get a piece of paper so I can
track how many places I've been? Sure I want to
play along this morning because I haven't seen the lists.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Okay, okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
You ready, Yes, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
This according to trip Advisor reviews, ranking America's top tourist
trap disappointments, the Space Needle in Seattle. Visitors call it
underwhelming and say the forty dollars admission is not worth it.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
It's forty dollars, good Lord.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
To go up in the space You're not kidding me.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I mean like.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Twenty maybe right, maybe maybe a lot that's forty dollars.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I'd skip it, so if you and Dave went, it'd
be eighty dollars for you guys to just go up
and look around.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
No think does that come with like a photo package
or something, because yikes.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Better come with a massage package. Bush Gardens in Tampa
is on the list, with the guests describing the park
as tired and in need of modernization. Have you been to.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Bush Gardens not in Tampa or as.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
We call it in Randolph County Boush Gardens? Bosh?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
No, we haven't been to that one, have you.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I don't think so. I think we is in the
one in Virginia.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yeah, that's the one.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I went to that one. Yeah, hung, I spent the
day hanging out in the cigar humidor they had one. Yeah,
yeah uh. Colonial Williamsburg is on the list with complaints
about high prices, closed attractions, and overuse of the word pantaloons.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
You can never over use the word pantaloons. What are
they talking about?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
That is my personal belief.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yes, yeah, I can't take this review seriously because of
that last remark.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Have you been to Colonia Williamsburg.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
As a child, My parents did the thing where they
would pull us out of school and take us on vacation,
but it would always be an educational trip, and that
was one of them.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
And that's when you were love of the word pantaloons
was formed. It was Yeah, I've been to Colonial Williamsburg.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
As an adult. Yeah, oh okay, it's interesting. Yeah, did
they have a cigar?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Humidor that they did not. That was not something that
was big in that era, and they didn't have a
lot of humidors or cigars. Okay, here's one that I
have also been to Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Oh yeah, you've been there.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I have been there. Visitors said the ticket costs were
quote way too expensive, ranging from eighty four dollars to
two hundred and fifty dollars just to see a rhinestone
cape and hilariously oversized belt buckles. You can't even go
upstairs or see the toilet he died on. I mean,
what's the point, what's the point? Indeed, Yeah, much care
(13:01):
as placure bar. That's an audio I recorded while I
was there. That was me leading a riot inside Graceland,
and that's why I can never go back. It's interesting,
it's historical, it is. Here's the thing about Graceland. It's
not as big as you would think, but it's a
very old house and houses back then we're not as
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big as they are now or elaborate. And you go
in and you look around and go, what is this.
My neighbor's house is bigger than this, and it's of
course it's trapped in the seventies, you know, when he died,
the shag carpeting, and you know, it's just it's an iceore.
I mean, it's just The jungle room is a nightmare.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
I've heard stories about the Jungle Room. I mean, I
want to go see this this place.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
It's interesting. Yeah, no, it's interesting.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
You know.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
He was like the like the Billy Grace Iris of
his area and wrapping up the Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I've heard such good things about the Georgia Aquarium. Why
is it on the list?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
There? Frustrated by the crowds and the high ticket prices
and it's I guess angering some people. But you can't
really be mad at the aquarium because of the crowd size,
That's right, they don't. Yeah, that kind of indicates that
it's a popular attraction, right.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah, the crowds, Yeah, yeah, that's how that works.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
It's like these people who order something on Amazon and
give it a bad review because the box was damaged
when it arrived. Nothing to do with the product, right,
all right? Eight eight eight seven seven seven sixty six forty.
You can call, you can text. You can also text
us at three five sixty five to one. Have you
been to any of these places? What kind of review
would you give them? Places that have been left off
the list that maybe you would add before we go here, Nikki,
(14:41):
anything you'd like to add any places you've been that goodness?
I can do a quick review one. Maybe we're underwhelming, disappointing.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
You know what, No, I have a lot of good reviews.
I don't have any really big under Yeah. Nasau. We
got off a cruise ship and went to Nasau and
it was very touristy. We didn't bother travel further inland.
We just got right back on the ship. Didn't like it? Okay, yep,
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that one just sprung to mind. Yeah, stay on the
ship that day.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Stay on the ship. All right. I'll just mention that
Jessica and I visited a screen door factory in Dover, Delaware.
It was great, five stars. So yeah, let's talk about
the weird things that turn you on, like new music
(15:32):
from the Jonas Brothers studio and text lines opened eight
eight eight seven seven, seven sixty six forty call us
text us at that number. You can also text us
at three five sixty five one. I have in my
right hand a list of weird things that make us swoon,
(15:53):
an actual list from actual scienticians. Okay, if not, would
I be able to do this? No, I would tear
a hole in the space time continuus. We don't do that,
send us all back to the future. That's how we
know it's a a an actual, legitimate list. So this
is a survey. They talk to some people and they
(16:15):
ask them about the let's say, unusual things that they
find attractive to the things that make them swoon.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Okay, all right, swoon worthy.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yes, I'm gonna I'm gonna work my way from the
bottom to the top. Are you ready, Nikki Drake? Let's
go police, say yay or nay on these things if
they also make you swoon, okay, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
All right?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
A big nose?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
No, all right, I don't think I've ever swooned over
a nose.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Okay, Okay, crooked teeth. No, some people like crooked teeth. Okay,
those people are let me check my list here British.
Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Yeah, no, I mean like a little gap in the
front that's cute, but no, not crooked.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Okay, all right, fair enough. Visible scars and birth.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Marks, yeah, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I mean, do you find it appealing though?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
No, I mean not one way or another.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
It's just you're indifferent to that.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
It's not going to make me go, oh my gosh,
the monster like that's not gonna happen. But moster Yeah, all.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Right, very good. I guess I've according to my personal research,
women tend to like scars on guys, like, you know,
they've been in battle, they've been through some things, right,
got some scars? Okay, I don't. I don't get it.
I mean I'm not really big into scar tissue. May
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be surprising to you. Birth marks, you can't.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
You have no control over.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
That, really, I mean, it's whatever. Okay. I mentioned this earlier.
When someone laughs and they also snort, the laugh snort
combo is attractive to quite a few people. Mm hmm. Yeah,
where do you come in on that?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Again? I don't, I don't know, like It's just some
people you catch them so off guard and they're they
just find something so funny that it kind of just happens,
you know, like, yeah, it doesn't make.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Them more attractive to you if they snort.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yeah. No, I like it when somebody laughs so hard
that there they actually turn into a donkey, and it's like,
to me, that is just that's what. Oh my god, man,
that gets me going. Nervous fidgeting comes in on the list.
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People find nervous fidgeting attractive. It's a weird turn on fidgety.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
I'm fidgety. I don't think it's very cute and I
can't help it, like it's just part of me. But like,
I don't think it's particularly attractive or cute.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Are you attracted to a fidgeting man?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
No, Dave doesn't fidget.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
There's no fidgeting. No, okay. A couple more freckles in
odd places.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Freckles are cute.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
The canby Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Can I guess like it depends on the freckles. They
could be swoon worthy for sure, Yeah yeah, but yeah, yeah,
but they have to be in unusual odd places. I
don't know what that means. Inside of your elbow? Is
that considered an odd place for freckles or inner thigh?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Imagine? And let's finish up with the number one weird
turn on. Okay, a raspy voice. Okay, look all right,
now we're getting somewhere. Now we're getting somewhere.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Yeah, there's definitely yeah, key for Sutherland's voice. Okay, have
you seen phone booth where all you can hear is
his voice?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I have not?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
You like that?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
I like his voice?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
All right, very good, This is great. Eight eight eight
seven seven seven sixty six forty call us Texas. You
can also text us at three five sixty five to one. Again,
we're just looking at kind of weird, unusual things that
turn you on. Okay, and again this doesn't have to
be X rated. Talk in here, all right, get your
mind out of the gutter. Is it just you've heard
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the examples? Okay, what do people want? So you tell
us things that unexpectedly that you might like. It's Jack
and Nikky and you guys in the studio and textual
lines by you guys, I mean you sick watch freaks.
(20:39):
We talk about the unusual things let's say that turn
you on. Weird things that make you swoon. We ran
down kind of an odd list, A lot of weird
things on there. People laughing and snorting at the same time. Yeah,
crooked teeth, big noses, nervous fidgeting. For some reason, sharding
(21:00):
I think was on the list, or maybe I just
made that. Who knows. I mean, I can't keep track
of it. But people were into some weird things, some
unusual things. And we want to go to the text
line now and see what we have from you, and then,
of course Nicky and I will reveal our own repulsive secrets. Nikki,
what are you seeing on the text line?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
I have a couple a couple of texts here that
I'm not comfortable with. I have never smoked personally, but
I love the smell of second hand smoke, especially on
a sexy guy.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
How about that. That's interesting.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yeah, there's interesting secondhand smoke. I can't handle it.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I don't know. Maybe it's a they see it as
a masculine thing that the smell has. Maybe you know,
like when you come in from you've been out in
the woods or something, even working. Yeah, right, you're a lumberjack,
you're a firefighter. I don't know. I'm just trying to
take a stab at who knows.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
All right, that's interesting.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
All right, Here's what I have questions about this next text.
I like when a woman has a very well defined
Achilles tendon. Is this just a nice way of saying
you don't like kinkles?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Okay, that could very well be I'm just.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Wondering, Yeah, yeah, Or is it something about the Achilles
tendons specifically? Yeah, yeah, it makes you feel a little
a little spicy.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
That's interesting. Yeah, all right, all right.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
But I understand, like because I'm a calf person, so like,
I understand, yeah, kind of, I guess.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yeah, I like, well all of it. The legs are gray,
I like, and again i'm talking about women like well
defined arms. Yeah, they look really good.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Yeah, you like a little skin on the elbow that
you can pinch.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I got it. Look, we're going to get into your
freakiness first and then and then into mind. I'll just say,
and I'm and I'm really struggling to not, you know,
just endlessly gush about Jessica. But she has she is
so attractive to me, and it's just her back is beautiful,
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you know what I mean. I'm just like you have
the most beautiful She's like, my back, what are you doing?
I'm like, just Nikki, let's talk about the things that
you find attractive that perhaps are unusual.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Way that are unusual. Caps calves are I think I'm
not one for, and I'm apologize I'm not one for
chicken legs.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah. No, no, no, no, no no, I don't know anybody
who likes that. Maybe somebody would text it and say
they're into chicken leg No.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
No. There is a wrestler and that's the downfall of
this wrestler and Dave and I have had this conversation before,
and he is a very attractive guy.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
But he's skipping leg day.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
He's skipping leg day, and I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I get it.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
And that's that's the one thing where I'm just like, Okay,
this is unfortunate.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Okay, so we never that wrestling. You don't like chicken legs? Yeah,
but what do you like?
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Like? Just nice legs?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Cass?
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Okay, Dave's calves are great.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Anything else, I.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Mean, I can't think of anything else that's unusual.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
So okay, well I have a whole list of the
freakidiky things over here. Let's get to it again. I
will spare you the endless, endless gushing about I can
do four hours. Yeah, but I will say that one
of the things I like about her too. Well. First
of all, I love the smell of her breath. It's
just fantastic, and I mean in particular the air that
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comes out of her nostrils. It smells so good. Okay,
So there's that. But you know, she's got that curly
red hair, and a lot of times she'll have that
spiral curl that just kind of goes down the side
of her face by her eye. It just I can
feel that in my stomach when I look at her. Okay, now,
while we're talking about bodies, I will say this, and
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some people find this weird, and I've said this to Jessica.
So Curb your enthusiasm the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm.
So Cheryl Hines is on there earlier season. She's Larry
David's wife. I love the shape of her head. I
just her skull. I like her skull. Yeah, I like
the shape of her head. Her mouth comes out a
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little bit from her from her face, and that jaw line.
There's just something I really I think she's really pretty.
I just like that. I like the shape of her head.
And I'll say that to Jessica, look at the shape
of her head. She's like, what's wrong with you? I
like the way small delicate women. Yeah, the way your
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hands move when you eat. I like that. I don't either.
It's just like like are.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
We eating, Like is it finger foods or is it
with a fork and knife?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Mostly like you're tearing bread apart and just kind of
putting condiments on things and moving and just like really
small delicate hands on a woman when she's eating like that.
I just think it's cute. I just think it's really cute.
And here's in one other thing. A woman is wiggling
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her way into some pants, like like senching your pants up.
You have your pants start a bag a little bit
and you sent him up and you have to wiggle
and pull the pants up. Well that's pretty good, Pretty good? Okay,
all right? Is there anything you'd like that? Did you
see something?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Share this with you? Yes, Jack is killing me today.
He's talking about Jessica like he's a serial killer.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
You know what, there's one other person who's made that observation. Jessica. Thanks, thanks,
for the text
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everywhere you get your podcasts and at WBQ dot com,
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'd like to talk about something that perhaps will bring
us all together as people murder. That's right, Wow, Murder
studio and text lines are open eight eight eight seven
seven seven sixty six forty. You can also text us
at three five sixty five one. I have some research
right here, Nikki, in my sweaty, desperate hands, actual research
(00:41):
from actual researchers.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Okay, if not, this is very important?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Would I be able to do this? No, of course not.
I tear a hole in the space time continuum and
send us all back to the future. According to this research,
about half of murder cases in the United States go unsolved.
The national clearance rate as of twenty twenty three was
fifty eight percent. This according to FBI statistics.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
So if you murder, there's a good chance you're going
to get by with it, depending on where you are now. Obviously,
if you are in a large metropolitan area with a
whole lot of people and a lot more crime, your
odds of getting by with it increase.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
People don't even need our help when we come on
here and share stories about things and we're like, hey,
if you had done things this way, yeah, you would
have been fine. But they don't even need us to
help them commit crimes anymore. They can just get away
with them.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Well, I want to caution you. If you're listening right
now and you hear this and you say, all, great,
I can go murder, not so fast. Okay, not here, Okay,
there aren't enough people here for you to hide and
get by with it. They're going to catch if you
do it here.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Okay, gotcha.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Now here's the really interesting part of this though. There's
also some research that indicates that the punishment for murder
is the only thing that keeps most people from murdering.
If you could kill with no consequences, most people would. Wow.
(02:06):
That is deeply.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Troubling to me, very upsetting.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
It's concerning. And then I thought, well, if you look
back over your life and the people you've come in
contact with, there are people that you've been pretty unhappy about,
and some people would if they could have no consequences,
you know, just let's move them out of here's my
(02:32):
question to you, is this, Do you think you could
have killed somebody by now?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
What a question?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, I just I'm curious who would that be and why? Like,
what has happened where you thought that maybe murder would
be an option? If again, in this scenario, it would
be consequence free because the research shows that a lot
of people would just go ahead and murder. The only
deterrent is going to prison. Okay, so you're like, I
(03:00):
hate this guy, I'd like to kill him, but if
I do, I'll go to prison. Right. If the scenario
is I hate this guy, I'll kill him and nothing
will happen. I'm free to just go about my day,
just go into work the next day. Hey, Bob's not
hear what happened? I murdered him? I see? Okay, well
what do you want for lunch?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
So?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I just think this is fascinating and deeply troubling.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
It is very troubling. That's very upsetting.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, is there somebody you think you could have eliminated?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I would slowly go insane because even if there's no
like outward consequence, there's the inward consequence and my brain,
my no, my moral compass would not let me sit
well with that.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
This is exactly the interesting part of this to me
is the very notion that it's only the threat of
punishment that keeps people on the straight and their that
so many people would be able to just live with it,
would be able to eliminate somebody and go, yeah, I'm
fine and then just move on with.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Your day.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Fine, Like no, no, no, no, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Isn't that interesting?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
And then the other question that I think you have
to ask is how many people would line up to
murder you if if they could legally do it?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yi, that's a thought.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
No, I'm going to suggest to you that I would
not be able to leave my house. I'm pretty sure
somebody would have taken me out by now. So before
we give away the baseball tickets for the family, I'm
just curious, do you think that you could have murdered
someone by now? And who would that be in? Why
(04:46):
you don't have to give us specifics on the person,
but I'm just I'm curious what kind of situation could
you be in where you would see that as a solution.
And just as I'm bringing this home, some people do
still see it as a solution. And even though there
are consequences in that. I think is one of the
things that make all these true crime shows and podcasts
(05:09):
so popular is the very notion that there are so
many people around us who will come up with plans.
I saw something the other day about this woman who
didn't like her son in law so she had him killed.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
So this is a person who is seemingly normal. And
by the time she did this, you know, she's in
her fifties, and you know, her daughter's an adult woman,
and she marries this guy. So this woman had lived
like fifty years of her life and people thought she's normal.
She had friends and family, everybody, you know, goes to church. Yeah,
and then she doesn't like the guy that her son marries,
(05:46):
and her solution to that is, well, I'll just have
him killed.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, that's not a solution.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
This happens a lot.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, all right, eight eight eight seven seven seven sixty
six forty call us Texas. I'm just curious about thoughts here.
If we can squeeze this in, it's time for the
exciting conclusion of murder. Was the case that they gave
me studio text lines lighting up triple eight, Triple seven
sixty six forty. You can call us textus at three
five sixty five to one. Let's see what you guys
(06:16):
have to say here about murder. Would you do it
if you could get by with it? And by get
bye with it, I mean there is no legal consequence. Okay,
it's not that you do it and then you sneak
and you don't get prosecuted. According to some research here,
if there's no prosecution, if there's no punishment, most people
at some point in their life would kill another person,
(06:37):
which is really interesting and disturbing. Yeah, and we are
seeing some texts coming in on this, people saying, yeah,
you know, I've been around some people that I would kill.
Somebody texted in about working in healthcare and how people
are constantly threatening them because they can't get their drugs.
Oh my gosh. Let's see a lot of people who
(06:58):
have been in relationships with people they'd like them murder.
And then somebody texted in road rage with the big
laughing emoji thank you for that. That's uh. I think
a call back to yesterday Nikki yeah again, probably would
not have gone well for me. Yeah, and that Saturday. Yeah, okay,
let's go to your calls and see what you guys
(07:22):
have for us on the studio line. You are on
the Jack and Nikki, I'm a secret murder or hotline.
What do you have for us?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
So Marin is more of a vigilante standpoint the murder, Yes,
because I feel that there are actions people take that
have a natural consequence of having their life taken. And honestly,
my moral compass is only as strong as theirs.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Okay, okay, so you're you're gonna turn into a vigilante.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah, I mean, if you've done something, then I can
justify that.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I feel like, Okay, so somebody does something that crosses
the line, and this is a line that you have,
and god, I hope they know where that line is.
Let me just say this to you. If you're going
to behave this way, make sure the people around you
know where the line is. That's the least you can
do for the people around you. Sure, Okay, Okay, good? Well, Okay,
(08:26):
that's I think that helps. Yeah, that helps because you
hate for somebody to be like what you're murdering me? Yeah,
look at what you did. Well, I didn't know. I
shouldn't have done that. You should have told me can
we have a list of things that are wrong?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
It feels more of a you know, when the justice
system has not like given them the consequence they serve.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yes, yes, very good.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
I figure they should know.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Okay, so if they don't have the list directly from you,
they should consult local laws and statutes and know if
the government does not enforce those consequences that you will
well maybe okay, maybe listen, I'm gonna let you go.
I assume you need to probably squeeze on some tights
and the rest of your superhero outfit and hit the streets. So, yeah,
(09:14):
it was good to hear from you.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
The Nerve Center of North Central West Virginia Jack Loger
and Nikki Drake on one O two WVAQ.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Right now, let's try to make you feel better about
getting back to school and back to work by pointing
out that your vacation probably wasn't as great as you remember.
Studio and text lines are open.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
An inspirational story right.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Eight eight eight seven seven seven sixty six forty caller text.
You can also text us at three five sixty five one.
What I have here for you and your Nisman pleasure
is a list of the most disappointing tourist spots across America. Okay,
all right, I'm ready an actual list Nikki Drake in
my right hand. If not, would I be able to
(10:05):
do this? No, of course not, I'd tear a hole
in the space time continuum, send us all back to
the future. It's just science. Okay. So I'm going to
tell you what some of these places are. And what
I want to know is have you been to any
of these places? Can you speak to this? Also? What
would you add to the list? How about that?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Can I get a piece of paper so I can
track how many places I've been? Sure I want to
play along this morning because I haven't seen the lists.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Okay, okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
You ready, Yes, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
This according to trip Advisor reviews, ranking America's top tourist
trap disappointments, the Space Needle in Seattle. Visitors call it
underwhelming and say the forty dollars admission is not worth it.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
It's forty dollars, good Lord.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
To go up in the space You're not kidding me.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I mean like.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Twenty maybe right, maybe maybe a lot that's forty dollars.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I'd skip it, so if you and Dave went, it'd
be eighty dollars for you guys to just go up
and look around.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
No think does that come with like a photo package
or something, because yikes.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Better come with a massage package. Bush Gardens in Tampa
is on the list, with the guests describing the park
as tired and in need of modernization. Have you been to.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Bush Gardens not in Tampa or as.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
We call it in Randolph County Boush Gardens? Bosh?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
No, we haven't been to that one, have you.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I don't think so. I think we is in the
one in Virginia.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yeah, that's the one.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I went to that one. Yeah, hung, I spent the
day hanging out in the cigar humidor they had one. Yeah,
yeah uh. Colonial Williamsburg is on the list with complaints
about high prices, closed attractions, and overuse of the word pantaloons.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
You can never over use the word pantaloons. What are
they talking about?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
That is my personal belief.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yes, yeah, I can't take this review seriously because of
that last remark.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Have you been to Colonia Williamsburg.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
As a child, My parents did the thing where they
would pull us out of school and take us on vacation,
but it would always be an educational trip, and that
was one of them.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
And that's when you were love of the word pantaloons
was formed. It was Yeah, I've been to Colonial Williamsburg.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
As an adult. Yeah, oh okay, it's interesting. Yeah, did
they have a cigar?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Humidor that they did not. That was not something that
was big in that era, and they didn't have a
lot of humidors or cigars. Okay, here's one that I
have also been to Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Oh yeah, you've been there.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I have been there. Visitors said the ticket costs were
quote way too expensive, ranging from eighty four dollars to
two hundred and fifty dollars just to see a rhinestone
cape and hilariously oversized belt buckles. You can't even go
upstairs or see the toilet he died on. I mean,
what's the point, what's the point? Indeed, Yeah, much care
(13:01):
as placure bar. That's an audio I recorded while I
was there. That was me leading a riot inside Graceland,
and that's why I can never go back. It's interesting,
it's historical, it is. Here's the thing about Graceland. It's
not as big as you would think, but it's a
very old house and houses back then we're not as
(13:22):
big as they are now or elaborate. And you go
in and you look around and go, what is this.
My neighbor's house is bigger than this, and it's of
course it's trapped in the seventies, you know, when he died,
the shag carpeting, and you know, it's just it's an iceore.
I mean, it's just The jungle room is a nightmare.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
I've heard stories about the Jungle Room. I mean, I
want to go see this this place.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
It's interesting. Yeah, no, it's interesting.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
You know.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
He was like the like the Billy Grace Iris of
his area and wrapping up the Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I've heard such good things about the Georgia Aquarium. Why
is it on the list?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
There? Frustrated by the crowds and the high ticket prices
and it's I guess angering some people. But you can't
really be mad at the aquarium because of the crowd size,
That's right, they don't. Yeah, that kind of indicates that
it's a popular attraction, right.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah, the crowds, Yeah, yeah, that's how that works.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
It's like these people who order something on Amazon and
give it a bad review because the box was damaged
when it arrived. Nothing to do with the product, right,
all right? Eight eight eight seven seven seven sixty six forty.
You can call, you can text. You can also text
us at three five sixty five to one. Have you
been to any of these places? What kind of review
would you give them? Places that have been left off
the list that maybe you would add before we go here, Nikki,
(14:41):
anything you'd like to add any places you've been that goodness?
I can do a quick review one. Maybe we're underwhelming, disappointing.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
You know what, No, I have a lot of good reviews.
I don't have any really big under Yeah. Nasau. We
got off a cruise ship and went to Nasau and
it was very touristy. We didn't bother travel further inland.
We just got right back on the ship. Didn't like it? Okay, yep,
(15:08):
that one just sprung to mind. Yeah, stay on the
ship that day.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Stay on the ship. All right. I'll just mention that
Jessica and I visited a screen door factory in Dover, Delaware.
It was great, five stars. So yeah, let's talk about
the weird things that turn you on, like new music
(15:32):
from the Jonas Brothers studio and text lines opened eight
eight eight seven seven, seven sixty six forty call us
text us at that number. You can also text us
at three five sixty five one. I have in my
right hand a list of weird things that make us swoon,
(15:53):
an actual list from actual scienticians. Okay, if not, would
I be able to do this? No, I would tear
a hole in the space time continuus. We don't do that,
send us all back to the future. That's how we
know it's a a an actual, legitimate list. So this
is a survey. They talk to some people and they
(16:15):
ask them about the let's say, unusual things that they
find attractive to the things that make them swoon.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Okay, all right, swoon worthy.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yes, I'm gonna I'm gonna work my way from the
bottom to the top. Are you ready, Nikki Drake? Let's
go police, say yay or nay on these things if
they also make you swoon, okay, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
All right?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
A big nose?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
No, all right, I don't think I've ever swooned over
a nose.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Okay, Okay, crooked teeth. No, some people like crooked teeth. Okay,
those people are let me check my list here British.
Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Yeah, no, I mean like a little gap in the
front that's cute, but no, not crooked.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Okay, all right, fair enough. Visible scars and birth.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Marks, yeah, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I mean, do you find it appealing though?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
No, I mean not one way or another.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
It's just you're indifferent to that.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
It's not going to make me go, oh my gosh,
the monster like that's not gonna happen. But moster Yeah, all.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Right, very good. I guess I've according to my personal research,
women tend to like scars on guys, like, you know,
they've been in battle, they've been through some things, right,
got some scars? Okay, I don't. I don't get it.
I mean I'm not really big into scar tissue. May
(17:41):
be surprising to you. Birth marks, you can't.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
You have no control over.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
That, really, I mean, it's whatever. Okay. I mentioned this earlier.
When someone laughs and they also snort, the laugh snort
combo is attractive to quite a few people. Mm hmm. Yeah,
where do you come in on that?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Again? I don't, I don't know, like It's just some
people you catch them so off guard and they're they
just find something so funny that it kind of just happens,
you know, like, yeah, it doesn't make.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Them more attractive to you if they snort.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yeah. No, I like it when somebody laughs so hard
that there they actually turn into a donkey, and it's like,
to me, that is just that's what. Oh my god, man,
that gets me going. Nervous fidgeting comes in on the list.
(18:42):
People find nervous fidgeting attractive. It's a weird turn on fidgety.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
I'm fidgety. I don't think it's very cute and I
can't help it, like it's just part of me. But like,
I don't think it's particularly attractive or cute.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Are you attracted to a fidgeting man?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
No, Dave doesn't fidget.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
There's no fidgeting. No, okay. A couple more freckles in
odd places.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Freckles are cute.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
The canby Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Can I guess like it depends on the freckles. They
could be swoon worthy for sure, Yeah yeah, but yeah, yeah,
but they have to be in unusual odd places. I
don't know what that means. Inside of your elbow? Is
that considered an odd place for freckles or inner thigh?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Imagine? And let's finish up with the number one weird
turn on. Okay, a raspy voice. Okay, look all right,
now we're getting somewhere. Now we're getting somewhere.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Yeah, there's definitely yeah, key for Sutherland's voice. Okay, have
you seen phone booth where all you can hear is
his voice?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I have not?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
You like that?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
I like his voice?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
All right, very good, This is great. Eight eight eight
seven seven seven sixty six forty call us Texas. You
can also text us at three five sixty five to one. Again,
we're just looking at kind of weird, unusual things that
turn you on. Okay, and again this doesn't have to
be X rated. Talk in here, all right, get your
mind out of the gutter. Is it just you've heard
(20:18):
the examples? Okay, what do people want? So you tell
us things that unexpectedly that you might like. It's Jack
and Nikky and you guys in the studio and textual
lines by you guys, I mean you sick watch freaks.
(20:39):
We talk about the unusual things let's say that turn
you on. Weird things that make you swoon. We ran
down kind of an odd list, A lot of weird
things on there. People laughing and snorting at the same time. Yeah,
crooked teeth, big noses, nervous fidgeting. For some reason, sharding
(21:00):
I think was on the list, or maybe I just
made that. Who knows. I mean, I can't keep track
of it. But people were into some weird things, some
unusual things. And we want to go to the text
line now and see what we have from you, and then,
of course Nicky and I will reveal our own repulsive secrets. Nikki,
what are you seeing on the text line?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
I have a couple a couple of texts here that
I'm not comfortable with. I have never smoked personally, but
I love the smell of second hand smoke, especially on
a sexy guy.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
How about that. That's interesting.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yeah, there's interesting secondhand smoke. I can't handle it.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I don't know. Maybe it's a they see it as
a masculine thing that the smell has. Maybe you know,
like when you come in from you've been out in
the woods or something, even working. Yeah, right, you're a lumberjack,
you're a firefighter. I don't know. I'm just trying to
take a stab at who knows.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
All right, that's interesting.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
All right, Here's what I have questions about this next text.
I like when a woman has a very well defined
Achilles tendon. Is this just a nice way of saying
you don't like kinkles?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Okay, that could very well be I'm just.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Wondering, Yeah, yeah, Or is it something about the Achilles
tendons specifically? Yeah, yeah, it makes you feel a little
a little spicy.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
That's interesting. Yeah, all right, all right.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
But I understand, like because I'm a calf person, so like,
I understand, yeah, kind of, I guess.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yeah, I like, well all of it. The legs are gray,
I like, and again i'm talking about women like well
defined arms. Yeah, they look really good.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Yeah, you like a little skin on the elbow that
you can pinch.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I got it. Look, we're going to get into your
freakiness first and then and then into mind. I'll just say,
and I'm and I'm really struggling to not, you know,
just endlessly gush about Jessica. But she has she is
so attractive to me, and it's just her back is beautiful,
(23:06):
you know what I mean. I'm just like you have
the most beautiful She's like, my back, what are you doing?
I'm like, just Nikki, let's talk about the things that
you find attractive that perhaps are unusual.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Way that are unusual. Caps calves are I think I'm
not one for, and I'm apologize I'm not one for
chicken legs.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah. No, no, no, no, no no, I don't know anybody
who likes that. Maybe somebody would text it and say
they're into chicken leg No.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
No. There is a wrestler and that's the downfall of
this wrestler and Dave and I have had this conversation before,
and he is a very attractive guy.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
But he's skipping leg day.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
He's skipping leg day, and I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I get it.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
And that's that's the one thing where I'm just like, Okay,
this is unfortunate.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Okay, so we never that wrestling. You don't like chicken legs? Yeah,
but what do you like?
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Like? Just nice legs?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Cass?
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Okay, Dave's calves are great.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Anything else, I.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Mean, I can't think of anything else that's unusual.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
So okay, well I have a whole list of the
freakidiky things over here. Let's get to it again. I
will spare you the endless, endless gushing about I can
do four hours. Yeah, but I will say that one
of the things I like about her too. Well. First
of all, I love the smell of her breath. It's
just fantastic, and I mean in particular the air that
(24:29):
comes out of her nostrils. It smells so good. Okay,
So there's that. But you know, she's got that curly
red hair, and a lot of times she'll have that
spiral curl that just kind of goes down the side
of her face by her eye. It just I can
feel that in my stomach when I look at her. Okay, now,
while we're talking about bodies, I will say this, and
(24:52):
some people find this weird, and I've said this to Jessica.
So Curb your enthusiasm the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm.
So Cheryl Hines is on there earlier season. She's Larry
David's wife. I love the shape of her head. I
just her skull. I like her skull. Yeah, I like
the shape of her head. Her mouth comes out a
(25:12):
little bit from her from her face, and that jaw line.
There's just something I really I think she's really pretty.
I just like that. I like the shape of her head.
And I'll say that to Jessica, look at the shape
of her head. She's like, what's wrong with you? I
like the way small delicate women. Yeah, the way your
(25:33):
hands move when you eat. I like that. I don't either.
It's just like like are.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
We eating, Like is it finger foods or is it
with a fork and knife?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Mostly like you're tearing bread apart and just kind of
putting condiments on things and moving and just like really
small delicate hands on a woman when she's eating like that.
I just think it's cute. I just think it's really cute.
And here's in one other thing. A woman is wiggling
(26:03):
her way into some pants, like like senching your pants up.
You have your pants start a bag a little bit
and you sent him up and you have to wiggle
and pull the pants up. Well that's pretty good, Pretty good? Okay,
all right? Is there anything you'd like that? Did you
see something?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Share this with you? Yes, Jack is killing me today.
He's talking about Jessica like he's a serial killer.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
You know what, there's one other person who's made that observation. Jessica. Thanks, thanks,
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