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Speaker 1 (00:01):
If you're listening to the Jack and Niki Show podcast
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
It's the Jack and Nicki Show talking about love, terrible
paranoid love, the kind of love where you get jerked around.
So let me just ask you this. Are you a
suspicious aloicious in your relationship? Do you wonder if your
significant other is being faithful to you? Well, thanks to
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terrible people on the internet, now you can find out.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
It's the terrible people on the internet.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
That's exactly right. Sure, this is really interesting to me.
So interesting. People are hiring loyalty testers to flirt with
their partners to see if they can get this to cheat. Okay,
so here's how it works. They will have a very
attractive person hit on your significant other to see if
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your significant other bites, and then they report back to you.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yes, the practice has become a legitimate bidness, with multiple
websites now offering what they call tester services. And we
have a sampling for you. This is audio of a
woman who is a tester and she was hired to
tempt a man who has a wife or long term
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girlfriend or whatever. He's in a relationship. I know that much.
So this guy is I guess in the military, and
his significant other contacted one of these websites. This woman
tested him out to see if he's faithful, and then
she filed a report. Here's how it went down.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I swiped up on his highlight in a picture that
he had in his uniform, and I put thank you
for your service. He then responds back with no problem,
and then ask him are you stationed somewhere right now?
He put yes, I'm in Blank. I put, no way,
I live in Blank. I'm on Nikisha right now, but
that's where I live. What part of Blank are you from?
He put near Blank, upstate. I spawn back with oh, okay,
you're not too far. Then you're really cute. He then
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put you're probably a bot lmao. I'm just being for real.
I put lameo. I'll take that as a compliment. Then
I tell him I'll send you a selfie. How many
fingers do you want me to hold up? He then
tells me four, So I send him back a video
of me holding four fingers up. He then puts interesting. Hmm,
I put, what does that even mean? He put, I
don't know. I've never had a girl thinking me for
my service. It's kind of weird. I tell him I
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thought you were cute, so I figured it was like
a conversation starter and he put, was I on your
suggested or something? I put, if you're single, maybe we
can hang out sometime that we can see. I'm not
a BOTLLL. I put, n yes, you were. He put,
I mean if you're close enough lamo. I put, I'm down.
Just let me know when he put whenever you're free,
I can be free. Wow, but you've ever been on base.
So that was a fail.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
That was a big fail. He failed the loyalty test.
So this woman then ran told that with his significant other.
So basically we know that given the opportunity, he's gonna cheat. Yeah, yeah, wow,
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this is all just so awful.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
It is awful.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
It's okay, by the way, I think we have a
name for this. Okay, entrapment.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yeah, okay, right now, Okay, here's the thing about this
whole love tester thing.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Loyalty tester. On one hand, if you can't be tempted
to cheat, then it doesn't matter. Some would argue, okay,
like if just hired some woman to flirt with me,
that wouldn't her message would would go unread. I wouldn't
even respond to it as soon as I saw the lead.
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You know why. Not interested? Not interested? So it's it's
not I'm not going down that path. Sure, Remember when
I told that charming story a few weeks ago about
that woman who kept trying to get me to take
her for a ride on my motorcycle. Oh yeah, and
I didn't. Sure, you know what I remember? Not interested,
not interested, not interested. It's not going anywhere. I'm not
even going to put a toe in that water. Not interested.
On the other hand, shouldn't testing the loyalty of someone
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who has given you no reason to doubt them be
something that you shouldn't be doing, I guess would be
the argument. You're like, hey, look, if if somebody has
given you no reason to think that they're unfaithful, why
would you go out of your way to test them?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Right, so there's that argument. And how about this. Here's
one other thing I think to consider. How about this,
how about if you're in a relationship somebody hits on you, you
shoot them down, and then you find out that your
significant other hired them to hit on you. How do
you feel now about your significant other?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Right? That would change things? Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
That would This is a dangerous.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Game if they would think that I'm capable of, you know,
such an awful.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Thing, seduced by a strangers.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Of acting on that seduction of you know, if they think,
you know, I'm capable of that, then what do they
actually think of me?
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Like?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
There you go? All of that changes, there you go.
This is a very complicated issue. Studio lines are open
eight eight eight seven, seven, seven sixty six forty call
us text us at that number. You can also text
us at three five sixty five to one. What do
you think about these loyalty testers? Would you do it
to your significant other? How would you feel if your
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significant other did it to you? Would this change your
relationship forever? It seems to me like it would, And frankly,
I don't know how it couldn't. But you tell us.
We'll talk to you next. Now, as Nicky and I
discussed moments ago, this is a complicated issue. It's not
as simple as hey, I hired somebody they hit on
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my spouse. Spouse went along with it now I have
to get a divorce. Although that is one possible scenario
and in fact apparently the most likely scenario, sadly, but
you also have to consider from the standpoint of the spouse,
who has this person hitting on them? If they ever
find out that you hired this person to hit on
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them to test their loyalty, you got a whole other
problem there, because that's going to change the dynamics of
your relationship moving forward. I mean, who is going to
experience that and not be changed by it change the
way they feel about Youah. So it is pretty complicated situation,
which is why it can be summed up in a
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single word with the text insecurities. Let's go to the
very patient woman on the studio line, ma'am, what is
your take on this?
Speaker 6 (07:13):
I would not do that to my significant other.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
That's just a really big trust issue for.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Them and me.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
So I don't really agree with it.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Okay, so obviously you trust your significant other. Are you
married or just long term relationship or what?
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Yeah, I'd been married for about a month.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
And a half.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Oh month and a half. Okay, Well he better not
have a wondering eye. Yeah, he's like honey, it's been
six weeks. I am just so bored with this. I
have got to see other people. Oh my gosh, that
would be so heartbreaking. We sure, Okay, so you're gonna
go with just the old fashioned Hey, I'm gonna trust
this guy and hope that he does the right thing,
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and if he burns me, well I'll find out then. Yeah,
I would.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
I mean, if I'm going to find out, I probably
just do it naturally.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
I wouldn't like incentivize that.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, I'm inter cheated. I mean, yeah, I think that's
really interesting too, because basically, if somebody is going to
cheat on you, if somebody is a cheater, yeah, and
they eventually do cheat, well, you know you'll find out then,
won't you. Right, Yeah, so you're really kind of just
you're if you do this, you're just kind of moving
the timeline up. Instead of waiting maybe five or ten
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years to see if you know, did they finally cheat
on you, You're just gonna go ahead and yeah, you're
gonna do it now.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, yeah, interesting yeah, very interesting. Okay, Well listen, uh,
congratulations on the on the new marriage, and I hope
you guys live long and prosper Thank you. Yeah, have
a good day, you too.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Right.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I didn't want to have to bring up my inner
spock there, but it seemed to be appropriate. Right.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Well we had uh livelong and prosper day not too
long ago. Sure we're still celebrating.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Well you know, I'm I'm I'm rooting for those crazy
kids in love?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Oh true?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Us six weeks into a marriage.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
How about that? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I love that very good. Okay, did you say we
got a reaction here from insecurities? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
You called them out for just texting insecurities, that single
word text, So they've expanded.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Quote, if someone has never showed you anything wrong, but
you still do it, which is hired the service, it's
because you're insecure.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
It's a you problem.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
If you suspect them, then you're still insecure because why
would you be with someone where that's a possibility of
them cheating?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Okay, tell you what we're going to have to get
into that. We've opened a can of worms here this morning,
haven't we, Nicky Drake, Oh yes we did. Yeah, things
are getting interesting. So many calls I can't even get
to all of them, so many texts coming in and
uh Okay, So first of all, let's break down this
text that you that I just read, yeah, just a
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minute ago. So this guy, well, I don't know. I
guess this is a man who knows. Yeah, I don't
have any way of knowing that whoever they are. Yeah,
So they're making the argument if someone has never given
you a reason to suspect them of cheating, but you
do any way, then you're insecure. Okay, let's just pause
right there. Yeah, let's just pause and let's break down
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that part. I think that's a fair point. I think
that's a fair point. If you have no reason to
suspect somebody because they've never done anything that even implies
that they're going to cheat on you, then yeah, I
would say that is probably an insecurity on your part. Sure, Okay,
that's a fair point. But this person continues, if you
suspect them, then still insecure, because why would you be
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with somebody where that's a possibility. Okay, We've had this
conversation before, and my thinking on this is everything is
evidence based, right, If you have reason to be suspicious
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of somebody, then you're not insecure. Okay, if there are
clues that they're cheating on you. If there's some evidence
that they're cheating on you, then you are not an
insecure person for being suspicious.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Okay, So I think that's basically where it is, right.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Yeah, that last line there feels like a deflection, and
I believe this text maybe a cheater. They are doing
a lot of pushback on this, and so I think
this texter either has a history of cheating or is
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currently a cheater.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Well, Nikki has gaveled that into the official record, now
a texture. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe they're
just trying to analyze it the same way we are.
Maybe you know, they have a different take on it,
or you know, I don't know. Maybe they're cheating. May
they're cheating right now, they could he Yeah, maybe that's
why that first text was so short. They're cheating.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't have time to type it all out.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Got their hands full, so to speak. Okay, you were
on the Jack and Nikki Show. What did you want
to say?
Speaker 7 (12:15):
I'm just wanting to talk about the cell phone. They
are dangerous. I've had a boyfriend that hasn't brung his
home phone home for a year because a year ago
I suspected some things did a little deadly deadly on it.
Did you know women pictures videos? So something obviously happened
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to the phone, And of course, ay you think got blamed.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I am so confused by this. So this happened to
the pot. Wait, hang on, this happened a year ago,
and you're still with this guy?
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Why?
Speaker 7 (12:55):
Yes? And listen, guys, it's very hard because I was
a widow and I'd known this man off and on
for twenty years. We kind of had a hit and
miss and came back, and I just don't think he's
honest with me about nothing.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Clearly, right, Yeah, clearly, yeah.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
Yeahd thing is the sad thing is, guys, before he
started being tech savvy, he was the most kindest, understanding
human being that I could possibly find myself being with.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
No.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Now, that's just.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
Because I mean, we've been together three years and already
one picture on a bustn't even in the house, and yet.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
You're still with him.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Why are you so? When you say to him, hey,
I saw all these pictures and messages from women all
over your phone, does he say all that phone's not
even in the house. Don't worry about it, just on
your phone.
Speaker 7 (13:55):
It's not online, So.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Are you going to stay with him?
Speaker 7 (14:01):
I'm struggling, guys, I'm struggling, I really am, because I
care so much about this person and I know this.
The behavior of his is not the the not the
person I know.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Well, it's the person you know, now, all right, ma'am.
Speaker 7 (14:16):
I think I'm with somebody who's trying to run me off.
Isn't that horrible?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Well, yeah, that's pretty bad. Okay, we got to run.
Appreciate the call. Best of luck to you.
Speaker 7 (14:27):
Hey, thanks guys.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Well, Nikki, since you judged our texter, I'm gonna judge
our caller, okay, okay, because apparently that's the business we're
in now, is making judgments on the people who participate
in the program.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
We definitely just yes.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Okay. First of all, I feel bad for this woman. Okay,
I feel bad for her. She's obviously she's in a
bad spot. But what I'm hearing is cope. I'm hearing
cope from her, okay, because this guy's breaking her heart.
He's obviously unfaithful to her, and yet she stays with
him because I think she's lonely. Okay, she said that
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she's a widow, and also I think that she has
found a way to excuse his behavior so she can
stay with him, and that is to blame the phone,
because the phone is the problem, not him, And as
you rightly pointed out, no, the phone just gives you receipts. Now,
he was probably also that way prior to the phone.
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You just couldn't track it down because you didn't have
a bunch of pictures and a bunch of messages that
you could look at.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, I think you're right about that. But I think
that's probably what's going on, and I feel bad for her,
and I hope that she manages to find the strength
to get out.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Of that situation to.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Okay, I've gabled. Well, I listen. I know that I
sound snarky on the radio, and I really say something
sometimes that upset people. But at my core a teddy bear,
I really am.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Yeah, I really.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Love people, and I don't like to hurt people. So yeah,
I try to be nice. I leave, you know, stabbing
them right in the heart. That's your job.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
The Jack and Nikki Show one two WVAQ.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I'd like to take a moment now to talk about
grocery shopping. That's right, it's awkward as far as I'm concerned.
Studio lines are open eight eight eight seven seven seven
sixty six forty. You can of course call that number.
You can text that number if you would like. You
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can also text us at three five sixty five one.
There are many ways to participate in the program, Yes,
there are. Don't limit yourself to just one. Participate in
all of them. Okay, here's the thing. This is something
that obviously I've been aware of for many years. And
yesterday I was pushing a shopping cart around Kroger and
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I thought, I'm just going to bring this up on
the show and see if other people are experiencing this
and how they're dealing with it. And that is this
the embarrassment of running into people, you know, when you
have a cart full of personal items that you maybe
don't want them to see. Your toiletries, your wet ones,
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your personal hygiene items, various pills, ointments, medications, all clearly visible.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Shop chat.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Well, I'm not saying I was doing all that yesterday,
but you know, I mean you do buy some personal things, sure,
some adult things, let's say, Oh Jesus, depends on the section.
We've all been there and you really don't. You don't
want to run into somebody, you know, one of your
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co workers, for example, Like for me, I was at
the Kroger here in Saberton yesterday after the show, and
you know, I work with people here and sometimes I
bump into like one of our sales people over there.
Or I didn't bump into anybody yesterday, but you know,
if I'm pushing a cart around and I have some
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things in there, which again I am being careful not
to identify some of these items, but let's just say
they could be personal items, and you're standing there talking
to somebody and they've got a direct line into your cart.
Everything in your cart is basically clearly visible to this person.
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This can be incredibly awkward. Now surely to God, other
people have realized this.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
And I.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Mean if you bump into somebody and you're standing there talking, Yeah,
you get into a conversation with somebody. It's not like
they're snooping. I mean you're standing there talking. You can
see right in their cart and you might look down
and go, wow, hemorrhoids. I didn't even know he had hemorrhoids.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Well you can use that under your eyes too to
help exactly. But they I'm just saying like, there you go,
you have I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah, but they would have to ask you first before
you offer the explanation, because if you're talking, yes, you
see them glance down into your car and you immediately go,
oh that that hemorrhoid medicine. That's no, that's from my eyes.
You don't want to do that because now thou'll doth
protest too much.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Sure, okay, Yeah, So.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
If they see like hemorrhoid cream and a new package
of socks, they're gonna start putting pieces of the puzzle together. Go,
I know what you're doing. You're applying that in your car. Uh,
you know with the socks. So you're a freak.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
So how do you guys deal with this? Because I'll
tell you what I do. I always go and get
like a big box of cereal or something, and I
put everything under that and then.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Right, that's a good way to cover things up.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yes, yeah, because when you're talking to somebody, the only
way that they could see that is if they drop
down on their hands and knees and look up under
your cart. And if they do that, it's going to
be very obvious.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Yes, yes, yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
A dead giveawaym hm. So shopping shame, I guess would
be my question. Who is experiencing this? Has this even
dawned on you? Is it weird that I even think
this way? It seems normal to.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Me to hide things underneath other things in your.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Car, personal things, okay, could be any number of things. Sure,
but again, you have relationships with people, co workers, neighbors.
There are limits to the knowledge that you want them
to have about you and your personal life. And it's
all right out there in the public when you're walking
around pushing these things in a cart eight eight eight
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seven seven seven sixty six forty for Jack call Us,
Texas three five six five. I have one. Well, I'm
sure you're doing it right.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
I have I have some tricks that I okay, yeah,
suggest okay, So, depending on the item and how much
I'm actually shopping for that day, if there's no line
at the pharmacy, I'll just go check out at the pharmacy.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
With that one item. Yeah, you'll just go and grab
that item, ye, click out?
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Yeah, okay, be like, hey, do you guys mind Like
I don't want to have to go through all this
If there's self checkout that's easier.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Sure, you know, but like, so you're saying your personal items,
you don't include those on your day of shopping where
you've got a cart full of.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
If if I'm yeah, if it's something where it's like,
oh my gosh, I need to go get this that
you're working around, Yeah, if it's a day where I'm
doing like all of my shopping, I will get everything
else first and then go get the personal items. That way,
I'm not wheeling them around the you get them last
the entire time, okay. And then there's other things in
the cart too, like if I need, if I feel
the need to slide them in between things, you can, Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
So you should have jumped in with all this information earlier,
so leaving me hanging, So I sounded like I was
crazy over here. You're like poor Jackie's insane. And then
we find out that you're doing exactly the same thing.
All right, we'll see how you guys handle this shopping
shame next. Nicky and I just went through our processes.
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I hide my shame under a big cereal box.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Don't hide your light under a bushel.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I would never hide my light under a bushole, but
I do hide my shame. Yeah, and Nicki goes in
and either grabs her shameful it him and quickly checks
out and runs off into the night before anyone sees it,
or she waits until she's at the end of her
shopping and grabs it on her way to check out,
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which is the smart move instead of getting it pushing
it around for you know, two hours in the store. Yeah,
you bump into people.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
What am I doing? Okay, well, I'm hiding under a
bushel a big box of cereal texts coming in, says
this text. Or if I'm at Walmart, I make it
my absolute mission to avoid every single person I see
that I may potentially know, regardless of what is in
my cart. It's not so much shopping shame as it
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is just being a live shame.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I've been there. Yeah, I understand this.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
The shame of existing. Yeah, I really, let's see text.
Just open the big box of cereal and dump it out,
stick all your goodies in there, and.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
Then everybody will be distracted by the mess on the floor,
and then you can just run away with your shame.
Speaker 7 (23:38):
Well.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
I think the problem with that is if I use
a hollowed out cereal box to hide my shame. When
I go to check out, there could be some confusion.
I could be accused of stealing those items. Sure, yes,
And then you're really drawing attention to yourself and they
see you being handcuffed. Yeah, with a big pile of
whatever it is, whatever it is, ointments and very let's say,
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pills and medications.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Let's see text start a fire as a distraction. I
hadn't thought of that. I guess you could torch something
in the store and while people weren't running to that,
you run off arson.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Not really at the top of my list.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Thought, didn't think of that. Yeah, yeah, now here's one
that I have thought of, says this text shop in
a store two towns over.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Sure you could do that, right.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
We do a lot of shopping out of town, Okay,
and not just because well, listen, it's not the main reason.
But if you want to get something done, if you
want to go do your shopping and you don't want
to constantly bump into people you know and end up
in twenty different conversations. Yeah, and turn a one hour
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trip into a five hour trip. If you just travel
out of town a little bit and go to a
store where you're not going to bump into people, you know,
you can avoid that.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
That's true, That's very true. Yeah, I guess I sometimes
have headphones on to avoid people.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Usually though I don't, and I'm singing along to the music,
and nobody wants to approach somebody who's just singing along
to the music like a crazy person.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
But again, there's a difference between you know, strangers and
people you know, because if you bump into somebody you know,
even if you have headphones on, they're probably gonna come
up and talk to you, especially if you're singing. God
knows I will if I ever see you in public
singing with headphones on. I'm coming right to you, right,
I know you are. Yeah, And once we start talking,
I'm gonna go what's in the cart?
Speaker 7 (25:33):
Making? Uh?
Speaker 8 (25:34):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Okay, what'd you just see pop in?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
I just saw this on the text line.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
I like to sneak risky items into other people's carts.
That's way more fun, especially a friend's cart.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
It's time to talk about the children. As you well know,
the face of a child can say it all, sure,
especially the mouth part of the face, and we have
some fascinating evidence of reincarnation now that i'd like to
share with you. There's been a debate really throughout history
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about the afterlife. What happens? Do you come back and
have multiple lives, multiple experiences. Some people believe in reincarnation,
but many say, well, where's the evidence. Well, now we
have it, thanks to this delightful young boy and a
story he told his dad about what happened at school.
Speaker 8 (26:29):
Listen to this, Hey, dad, you're probably going to get
in noteses and home from school. Why what happened? I
was standing in line to get my food in the
cafeteria and I see a big bowl of apples and
there's a note in front of the apples that said
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only take one. God is watching. So I go farther
down the line and I see a big bowl of cookies,
and I decided to write my I don't know, and
that's him. Take all you want. God's watching the applish.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
And there you have it, ladies, gentlemen, evidence of reincarnation.
This kid obviously used to be a vaudeville comedian, possibly
George Burns himself. Yeah, he's using stale old jokes from
the nineteen thirties on his dad, a joke that he
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couldn't possibly have heard. He would have had to have
lived a hundred years ago to hear that joke. So,
as far as I'm concerned, we have evidence. There you go,
you guys, you're welcome.