March 31, 2025 • 28 mins
Jack and Nkki reveal the oddly specific profile of the kind of man who is most likely to be unfaithful in a relationship, take your calls and texts about weird kid nicknames and explain why re-using toilet paper isn't as strange or gross as it sounds.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
If you're listening to the Jack and Nikki Show podcast
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
Are you ready for this, Nicki drake?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Okay, and remember this is oddly specific. A new survey
reveals that bald men in their forties with big noses
and frownlines are the most likely to cheat at Oh no, yes,
The question is how.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Who because of the frownlines and big noses.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, because of all of these factors. Bald, big noses, frownlines.
I mean, what woman has ever described their ideal man
that way? Have you ever seen any interview with a
woman They're like, what are you looking for in a man? Well? No, hair,
let's start with that. Not big on hair. Don't like
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hair clog strains, you know, suretive the snout. He needs
to be huge, okay, So I want a great, big
nose on a guy. That's what I like. Also, he
he needs to look like he sad all the time.
I want some frown lines. Okay, just what a guy
looks like he's said about stuff. This is ideal. I've
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never heard a woman say this, and yet these are
apparently the most successful cheaters.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, it's very interesting.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
They do, and apparently that's all that matters.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yes, yeah, they know how to work the frownlines.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I guess if I'm honestly going to take a stab
at this and stop making stupid jokes. My only guess
at this. The only explanation I have is, by the
time you're in your forties, you've established yourself well enough
to have some assets, You've got a career going, you
got some money in your pocket, and you can throw around.
You know, you've got something to show for your life
(02:01):
at that point, and you can use that to appeal, okay,
in a way that if you are, let's say, in
your twenties with a big nose and frown.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Lines, right, yeah, you've got all that established and a
personality you've figured out how to develop.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah. Yeah, perhaps you've developed a personality.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
That you can use, yeah, in person accounts.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Well, as long as the inner person has assets. Yes, okay,
So some more interesting information here in this research that
is disturbing for you, guys. Sixty five percent of people
admit to having been unfaithful in a relationship. Wow, admit.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
So the rest are just not admitting.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
It might be higher, but sixty five percent of people
admit to being unfaithful at some point in a relationship.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
So your odds are not good that the person you're
with now has been faithful to you the whole right, WHOA, Yeah,
that's right. That's interesting And the most likely place to cheat. Yeah,
at work, The most likely cheating happens. Yeah at the office.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Show So sorry, I have a late meeting.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh yeah yeah. So so here's what I want you
to I want you to call Dave. Okay, I say, Dave,
I'm not going to be home, I'm running late, I
have a meeting. And he'll say, oh yeah, who with
And you say it's a bold guy in his forties
at the big nose and frown lines. Nothing for you
to worry about, Jack and Nikki one two w v AQ,
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It's time to head to the wonderful world of TikTok.
You guys, TikTok.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
If you haven't heard of the TikTok app, it's the
app popping up on phones everywhere. TikTok, TikTok, TikTok app.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
TikTok hast five hundred and million active music.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
This is a TikTok trend going viral.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Just put that on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
We have a wonderful story of inspiration for you this morning.
A mother named Jasmine who went viral on TikTok. Don't
you know after sharing her budget friendly alternative to purchasing
toilet paper for the fam they have a hack they
use to save money on toilet tries, and that is
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they reuse cloth toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I've heard of this, Yep. It makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
It's you know, you wash your clothes all the time anyway,
you know, you wash your pants and you wash your underpants.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
This is just kind of taking it to the next level. Okay,
imagine washing something that you didn't just wear, but you
actually wiped your butt on it. That's basically what it
comes down to. Let's have her explain it.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
We keep a basket on the back of the toilet.
I prefer to have white so it's easier to bleach.
There's a lot of like people asking if we use
the same one, and technically yes, but not like at
the same time we wash them. You use one and
then like you put it in the dirty bin. So
technically everybody's still going to use it at one point,
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but they're clean. It's like a clean towel, and it's
not like it's really dirty what you're wiping. You bedet
first and you pat dry and it goes in the bin.
It's really actually more common than you would think, and
it's not dirty. It's just what people want to call
it because they're not familiar with it.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
I mean, I get it, I understand the concept, right,
I just it makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah. Yeah, when when you hear people are reusing toilet paper,
the first thing you tend to think is ew, wait
a minute, what because you're picturing somebody wiped and then
they leave it for the next person they come and wipe. No, no, no,
it's the same way. You ultimately use the same four
and spoons and things at the house. Well, it's just
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you wash them in between uses.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Even your underwear.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Well, but I mean you would share the same like
if you were forks. Yeah, forks and spoons. You know,
you eat and you've tossed them the dishwasher, and then
when they come out of the dishwasher you use them
again and you've probably used a spoon and a fork
and a knife that somebody else is used, and on,
so on and so forth. It's the same thing. It's
just these These are pieces of cloth that people are
wiping their butts on. And hey, she's using bleach. I mean,
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what do you want?
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah, So she cleans them, she washes them, and then
she puts fine. I don't have any quarrel with any
of that. I'm I'm honestly, I get it. That doesn't
bother me at all. My question is this, how are
you sealing in that stank from the bucket of used
well toiletries? Are you sealing that up?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Well, they've bedet first, so this is just a pat dry.
This isn't like a wipe.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Well a situation.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
That's where you'd like to believe. Yeah, yeah, and now
and I heard that, mm hmm. And again I'm trying
not to get too graphic here, but listen, there are
some situations where you know you bedet, but you might
still have some little bit, a little bit of refuse
back there. Okay, okay, So if you have this stack
on the on the back of the toilet or somewhere, yeah,
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these are used and I don't know how often she
goes in and collects those and washes them, by the way,
Pretty good gig there, right right, Yeah that's what you want. Yeah, hey,
who's responsible for washing the soiled shared toilet trees? I
think Mike is doing that this week? No, no, I
(07:37):
did it last week. Oh yeah, you get in there
and fix the bedat all? Right, she says, this is
more common than people realize. Let's find out any of
you listening right now reusing your toilet paper. I want
to know if you're reusing your toiletries, if you know
somebody who is, would you be willing to do it?
These are my questions, questions your answers next. Some say
(08:00):
it's a good move, it's a good way to save
money on toiletries. Others say it's disgusting. Nikki Drake, what
is coming in on the textual line regarding this story
of the woman who went viral on TikTok explaining how
she simply uses cloth toilet paper, washes it, and reuses it.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Yeah, I actually share toilet paper with everyone on my block.
We can't afford a fancy bidet, so we just use
the garden hose. This is actually less common than you
would think.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
That's surprising. I would think that that would be very
common in neighborhoods across the country. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
whoever the house is with the best water pressure.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
There's somebody else on the text line here They say,
I see it this way. When I spray my truck
with a hose, there's still a dirty film all over
it unless I scrub it. I think the same thing
applies to dropping a number two. There's no way the
woman is clean with her bidet and a gentle pat.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I can't argue with that. That's that's true. I mean
you you there is a difference between a hand wash
on a vehicle and simply spraying it off. Yeah. That's
a solid point. That's a solid point. Now keep in
mind after the bidet. God, I can't believe we're sitting
here talking about this. After the Bidayuh, they do use
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the cloth. I don't think anybody is there policing that
to make sure it's a it's a pat down and
not a full wipe. I don't care. Nobody's running in
there going hey, hey, pat that don't wipe it.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I'd suggest that some people in that family, as I
think they're doing more of a wipe than a pat.
And again, my concern in all of this is the
container filled with the used toilet cloth.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Yea, how does that work?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
How does it smell? How do you keep are there?
Speaker 4 (09:50):
How long between washes?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Like my question Nikki Drake also I'm sorry, okay, I'm
somehow ever stimulation.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Both are I'm surprisingly curious about the situation.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Here's my second question. Is this worth the twenty five
cent you're saving on toilet paper? I mean, aren't you
going through a lot cutting up the pieces of cloth,
putting them in a stack on the back of the
toilet paper, washing them every few days all that? Is
it really worth that when you can? Can't you buy
(10:26):
like a dozen rolls of toilet paper for I don't
know how much I'm paying attention, how much toilet paper
is you have to buy it?
Speaker 4 (10:32):
So it's I think like fifteen and twenty bucks.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Okay, and how long does that does that get you
per person? I'm just saying this is a pretty big
trade off. Yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
It is. It is a lot.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
It's a lot to do, I'm saying to avoid buying
toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
It is a lot. Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
But then I started thinking about like, Okay, my family
doesn't reuse toilet paper, but we have cloth napkins. So
those napkins get folded, put in the drawer, we take
parents house.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
We don't have them at the apartment, but my parents
have them.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
We take them out, we use them, They go into
a separate hamper in the laundry room, and then they
get washed, folded, put back in the drawer. And so
you know, then who knows who's going to use which napkin?
You know?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
But is that this is that the same?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Well, it depends which one of your which one of
your family members wiping their butt on that time. Now,
for what some would call a moment of whimsy, Yes,
that's right. We're going to talk about the children and
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inappropriate nicknames for those very children, because it happens, and
it's often quite hilarious, and many times it's not something
that you can anticipate. That's what I like about these
kinds of conversations because nicknames are usually so specific and
sometimes often pretty unusual. Yeah, so you can't anticipate what
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you're gonna hear, right, And that's what I'm really hoping
we have here this morning on the show eight eight
eight seven seven, seven sixty six forty that is the number.
Of course, as always, you can text us, and this
is something that might work as a text because we're
just looking for, let's say, inappropriate or unusual nicknames for
the kids. Doesn't necessarily have to be inappropriate. I mean,
(12:23):
it'd be funnier to me if it is, but something unusual, yeah, yeah,
And also I'd like some context on this. Why does
the kid have the nickname? Why?
Speaker 4 (12:31):
What do they do to deserve the strange nickname?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah? Yeah, So, Nikki, let's get started with you here,
because that's where this all came.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
From, right, yep, yep, yep. My friend Dan, y'all.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
She revealed that she calls one of her kids booger sugar, okay,
and I'm like, uh.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Isn't that cocaine? I believe it was a little little inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Is the kid?
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
I didn't ask a lot of follow up questions, Honestly,
I was just like, Okay, I'm listening and not judging.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Do you know this kid?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
No, I've never actually met her kid, Okay, No, I.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Keeps you away from the kids.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Makes sense, right, but that was the inappropriate nickname.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
And I was just like, huh, I wonder you know
what other kid nicknames are there?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Did you have any nicknames growing up or your sister?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
For you?
Speaker 4 (13:28):
I mean nothing pain in the butt, but.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Not your adult nick.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yeah, child nickname, No I didn't. My parents never really
had nicknames for us.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, no, it wasn't a thing interesting.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
What about you?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Well, yeah, my dad had nicknames for both of us
and uh, and then my mom, you know, because my
mom was a peacemaker. My mom. Let me back it
up a step. So, so my brother Rob's a little
older and he when we were kids, he was he
was let's say, husky, okay, it was chubby.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Now.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I was a string bean, so compared to me, he
was quite heavy. When we stood beside each other, we
looked like the number ten. And so he used to,
you know, knock me around and tease me, and he
was kind of rough on me and stuff. And my
mom actually told me to refer to him as Oink
because he's fat. Yeah, that's right, that's horrible.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
She was like, well call him oink then look at him.
He's fat. And I was like this is the best
mother in all time. So there's that, and then and
then my dad he called rob fweing bean, which I
don't know what that is. We've never been able to
figure that out. But that he called rob fwean bean.
And he called me Buttska buttskum what my nickname was
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butska butts w because I followed Dad everywhere he went.
I adored him, and I was about butt high and
every time he would stop walking, I would run right
into his butt. My face would go right into his
butt every time he stopped walking because I was always
right on his tail. That's adorable. I loved him so much.
I adored him.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
That's so cute.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
So he called me butts buttskin.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Oh you're so cute.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Well, well you were, maybe not so much. Now I've
turned into a role eyesare. But there was a time
when I did look like mcaulay culkin, and now I
look like mcaulay culkin looks now, So I guess it'll yeah,
all right eight eight eight seven seven seven sixty six forty.
You can text us as well. Just curious about nicknames
(15:37):
for the kids. Maybe nicknames that you have for your
kids right now? Maybe nickname you had when you were
a kid, maybe a little on the unusual side, maybe
a little on the appropriate side. What you got, Let's
go to Nicky right now, I guess some texts and
then we'll hit your calls. Here, go ahead, Nick Drake.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
My entire extended family called me to toot. Until high school,
I had been a gassy baby.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Right.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
That's kind of cute, though.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Right, It seems hardly fair to brand to somebody for
so many years just for being.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
A gassy baby.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
Right.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah. I mean, if you're a gassy teen, that's one thing.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
But a baby, you're baby can't help it.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Baby doesn't know, yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Or maybe you're feeding the wrong formula. It's not on
the baby.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, family a baby. Very strange. H.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
My name is Bailey, and growing up, my whole family
called me Booby. I had to beg them as an
adult to stop.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
And now it's just Boo. I can live with boo.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah Booby.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Oh, let's see. Oh.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
My family called me scary Mary because my brother slept
with one eye open. They said it was because of me.
I picked on him a lot. I guess Scary Mary.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Scary Mary.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, that's really interesting.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
You should have started doing extra scary things just to
live up to the nickname.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah, he wakes up and you're crouched on top of
the headboard, right, scary, Mary. I just I wonder were
the effect that that would have on the kid? I
don't know if that would maybe be a good thing,
you know?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Do you feel empowered by that?
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Sure? You know, professional wrestler.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Imposing your will on people? Because hey, I'm scary, Mary,
people are afraid of.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Me dropping promos?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Watch it? Yeah? Right, so maybe there's that. Okay, I
don't know. All right, give me one more here, we'll
go to the phones.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
I called my kid a little starfish because starfish looks
like a sphincter.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Oh god, Oh okay, okay, how old do we know
how old this kid is?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Now?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
We have any information? I want to know how old
the kid is now? And does the kid know that?
That was the reason?
Speaker 6 (17:56):
Right?
Speaker 4 (17:56):
I would have follow up questions?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
How about that? Okay? Eight eight eight seven seven seven
sixty six forty studio line ringing? You were on the
Jack and Nikki Show, What you got? All right?
Speaker 6 (18:11):
So when I was little, there were four of us
and my dad. None of us had these real names.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
But it was.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Debbie, Donna, Danny and Donnie Domat and my mom my
dad passed away. But we don't call each other that.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Oh god, that's hilarious, like fantastic that. You know what
the thing about it is, it's it's a term of endearment,
right it is. It really is. Yeah, I get that,
I really do. That's great. Well, thanks for that. Thanks
kind of reminds me when I was a kid. There
was a family in town. Their last name cool, the cool, cool, cool, cool,
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and so we called them the Natsos. That's so cool,
that's so cool, and each one of them had their
own nicknames. Not very cool, oh okay, hardly cool, right,
that one kind of cool. He's kind of cool. The
text line done blowed up. What else are you seeing here,
Nicky Drake?
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Oh gosh, we got an update on the Starfish because
you had questions. Starfish is twenty seven now, and yes
he knows, and I still call him that to this day.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Very good And for people who missed the original text.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
The original text, I called my kid the starfish because
starfish kind of looks like a sphincter.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Okay, so at twenty seven, he knows, Yeah, he knows. Yeah,
he's being playfully referred to as starfish a ble.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
I got another, A couple more inappropriate nicknames. Yes, this
one's awkward. My sister started calling my son Weeni whacker
when he was a baby. Finally told my mom, or
finally my mom told her that she had to change it.
I'm not sure why she started it, but thank goodness
she did. It probably would have been weird since he's
twenty six now.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I'd like to know the origin story. Yeah, what what?
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Right?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Very strange?
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Okay, And when we're here, uh, sometimes I call my
kid Richard Cranium.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
It's a good way to clean that up.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Yeah, it's a very good way to clean that up.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Yeah. Yeah, interesting, that's very interesting. I wonder hold the
kid is.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Oh yeah, how old is Richard Cranium?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, because Richard Cranium. You know, if he's in high school,
he's going to get the joke. Everybody has good laugh.
If he's like three, he's gonna go I don't get it.
Wait you call me Richard? Yeah, all right? Eight eight
eight seven seven seven sixty six forty. Let's see what's
on studio line. You were on the Jack and Nikki Show.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
What you got yes, good morning. Hey, I didn't have
nicknames for my two children if they did have for
each other, okay, and the nicknames they have, my son
used to call my daughter nostril.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Domus, nostril domise okay.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Yes, and my daughter used to call my son unibrow. I. Yes,
I think they're both explain themselves they do.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Yes, yes, very self explanatory. So prominent. Nostrils are prominent brow.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
I used to get a kick out of it every
time they did it. It's just it just melted my heart.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
That's pretty good. But I think the only problem there
is it it's pretty easy to clear up that unibrow,
but the nostril thing is gonna gonna require more effort
to correct.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
This.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, very good. All right, Well, thanks for that, appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
You're welcome. Just one to share.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Oh I'm glad you did. Thank you.
Speaker 6 (21:52):
You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
By bye bye, lovely lovely woman. All right. You got
an update on the text line here on Richard cranium.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Yes, yes, Richard is twelve and one hundred percent understands.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Okay, very good. High like you know what. That's pretty good. Yeah,
it's clever, it's clever and also at twelve, if he's
in on that kind of a joke, Yeah, at twelve,
that's pretty hip kid, right, pretty good. Yeah. I think
he's probably uh, he's probably pretty bright.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
And I think he'll be able to come up with
his own creative nicknames and insults.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I think so. I think when he goes to school,
he's going to be able to just put it on
those other kids based on the quality of nicknames that
have come from his own family.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Yes, yeah, so you have prepared him and set him
up for success.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah, there's no question he will be the most productive
kid in the gifted class there at that school.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
The Jack and Nikki Show two WVAQ.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
We have a look here at some research, a new
survey from biz space about the most annoying office habits.
Let's take a look and see how many of these
we can relate to Nikki Drake. Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (22:59):
I'm so right?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Boiled egg, lunches, boiled.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Egg Are they boiling the eggs in the office? Because yeah,
but if they're just like bringing in boiled eggs, there's
not much of a smell to them, right.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
That is my understanding. Is okay, But why are we
just focusing on boiled eggs. There are very many, yes,
many foods. Yeah stink. Okay, that's not uncommon. There are
a lot of things that people throw in a microwave
that just are awful. Yes, permeate the office. Why focus
on boiled eggs? Okay, already taking issue at the list.
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This one is weird. Chewing gum under desks.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
People do that in the office in workspaces.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
I thought that was just like a.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Middle school thing, right, I thought this is something you
would find in an elementary school in the nineteen fifties,
not in an office in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Well, okay, unless they're trying to hold the dusk together.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Because budget cut.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yeah, they've got the budget cutbacks.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
They don't even have duct tape at this point, so
they've had to.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
They have a meeting. Get everybody in the conference room. People, people, listen.
It's been a lean year, right, the budget has been
slashed again. If your desk falls apart, please, here's.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
A packet of big chew.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeah, here's some handy chew. This up. It's big league chew.
All right, we spoil you and then just reassemble your
desk with that and shut up. Yeah, okay, other annoying
office habits, loud talkers.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Yeah, yeah, I sometimes do it on purpose to annoy people.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Do you do around here? Where do you do? You
go in the back in the sales office and do
it or what?
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Sometimes?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Do you really interesting? I did not know that. Okay,
I go back and annoy them, not with the volume
of my voice, but with the things that I say.
Oh okay, Yeah, I choose to annoy them with content.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
They deserve it. Yeah right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
People taking personal calls on speaker phone.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Gosh, this I cannot stand it.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, we've been through this before. We've explained you many times.
Calls on speakerphone, any call on speakerphone when other people
are around. Yes, look, here's how speaker phones are supposed
to work. Okay, in an ideal world. Okay, you put
the caller on speaker when you are alone. Yeah, okay,
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if other people are around you, you don't put the
call on.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Speaker unless they're involved in the comments, unless.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
They're involved in obviously.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yes, obviously people sometimes he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Generally, right, I mean, if if that's the whole point
in speaker is okay, because we've all seen people not
just walking around the office.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
With the Fantasyland music, because that's never going to happen
to happen.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
But I see it all the time in grocery stores.
I'm always surprised by how many people are walking around
with a speaker phone call in a grocery store and
the person they're talking to clearly doesn't know that they're
on speaker, which I think is a terrible and hilarious
violation of their privacy. Imagine if you are saying the
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most personal things in your life to someone in a
phone conversation and you think it's private, and then you
find out no, No, they were in Aisle three at
Kroger and everybody in there heard you describing the rash
on your lower back.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Right.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Well, got to get the right ointment, you know, right.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
So I think that's amazing. Yeah, okay, did I tell
you One time I was talking to one of my
friends and I said something horribly personal to him mm hmm.
And the answer to what I said, because I posed
a question, came back in a woman's voice and I
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said who is that? And he was like, oh, she
lives here and I have you on speaker?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
What?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Oh my god? What did I tell me that? Before
I revealed what are you doing. I didn't. I don't
want her to know. He was like, Oh, you can
trust her, she won't tell anybody. Yeah, that's not your
decision to make. Okay, totally off the rails. Now back
to our annoying office habits. Uh, filming TikTok videos at work. Okay,
sure that can be annoying. But here's the one that
really surprised me. Vaping in the office. Vaping, I don't see. Well,
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do offices allow people to vape inside the office. Isn't
that kind of like letting people smoke cigarettes in the
all right?
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Yeah, I don't think i've seen this.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
I've never walked into an office anywhere and seen somebody vaping.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Yeah I haven't either.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Usually everybody goes outside, right, Yeah, just like the cigarette smokers.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Yeah you're smoking, Yeah, so go outside.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Okay. That's the list of top office annoyances. If you'd
like to add to it or go into a big
grant about speakerphone. Listen, we're here all morning.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
Don't you be at
If you're listening to the Jack and Nikki Show podcast
everywhere you get your podcasts and at WVQ dot com.
Joined Jack and Nicky live weekday mornings from six to
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
Are you ready for this, Nicki drake?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Okay, and remember this is oddly specific. A new survey
reveals that bald men in their forties with big noses
and frownlines are the most likely to cheat at Oh no, yes,
The question is how.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Who because of the frownlines and big noses.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, because of all of these factors. Bald, big noses, frownlines.
I mean, what woman has ever described their ideal man
that way? Have you ever seen any interview with a
woman They're like, what are you looking for in a man? Well? No, hair,
let's start with that. Not big on hair. Don't like
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hair clog strains, you know, suretive the snout. He needs
to be huge, okay, So I want a great, big
nose on a guy. That's what I like. Also, he
he needs to look like he sad all the time.
I want some frown lines. Okay, just what a guy
looks like he's said about stuff. This is ideal. I've
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never heard a woman say this, and yet these are
apparently the most successful cheaters.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, it's very interesting.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
They do, and apparently that's all that matters.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yes, yeah, they know how to work the frownlines.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I guess if I'm honestly going to take a stab
at this and stop making stupid jokes. My only guess
at this. The only explanation I have is, by the
time you're in your forties, you've established yourself well enough
to have some assets, You've got a career going, you
got some money in your pocket, and you can throw around.
You know, you've got something to show for your life
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at that point, and you can use that to appeal, okay,
in a way that if you are, let's say, in
your twenties with a big nose and frown.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Lines, right, yeah, you've got all that established and a
personality you've figured out how to develop.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah. Yeah, perhaps you've developed a personality.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
That you can use, yeah, in person accounts.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Well, as long as the inner person has assets. Yes, okay,
So some more interesting information here in this research that
is disturbing for you, guys. Sixty five percent of people
admit to having been unfaithful in a relationship. Wow, admit.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
So the rest are just not admitting.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
It might be higher, but sixty five percent of people
admit to being unfaithful at some point in a relationship.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
So your odds are not good that the person you're
with now has been faithful to you the whole right, WHOA, Yeah,
that's right. That's interesting And the most likely place to cheat. Yeah,
at work, The most likely cheating happens. Yeah at the office.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Show So sorry, I have a late meeting.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh yeah yeah. So so here's what I want you
to I want you to call Dave. Okay, I say, Dave,
I'm not going to be home, I'm running late, I
have a meeting. And he'll say, oh yeah, who with
And you say it's a bold guy in his forties
at the big nose and frown lines. Nothing for you
to worry about, Jack and Nikki one two w v AQ,
(03:40):
It's time to head to the wonderful world of TikTok.
You guys, TikTok.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
If you haven't heard of the TikTok app, it's the
app popping up on phones everywhere. TikTok, TikTok, TikTok app.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
TikTok hast five hundred and million active music.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
This is a TikTok trend going viral.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Just put that on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
We have a wonderful story of inspiration for you this morning.
A mother named Jasmine who went viral on TikTok. Don't
you know after sharing her budget friendly alternative to purchasing
toilet paper for the fam they have a hack they
use to save money on toilet tries, and that is
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they reuse cloth toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I've heard of this, Yep. It makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
It's you know, you wash your clothes all the time anyway,
you know, you wash your pants and you wash your underpants.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
This is just kind of taking it to the next level. Okay,
imagine washing something that you didn't just wear, but you
actually wiped your butt on it. That's basically what it
comes down to. Let's have her explain it.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
We keep a basket on the back of the toilet.
I prefer to have white so it's easier to bleach.
There's a lot of like people asking if we use
the same one, and technically yes, but not like at
the same time we wash them. You use one and
then like you put it in the dirty bin. So
technically everybody's still going to use it at one point,
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but they're clean. It's like a clean towel, and it's
not like it's really dirty what you're wiping. You bedet
first and you pat dry and it goes in the bin.
It's really actually more common than you would think, and
it's not dirty. It's just what people want to call
it because they're not familiar with it.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
I mean, I get it, I understand the concept, right,
I just it makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah. Yeah, when when you hear people are reusing toilet paper,
the first thing you tend to think is ew, wait
a minute, what because you're picturing somebody wiped and then
they leave it for the next person they come and wipe. No, no, no,
it's the same way. You ultimately use the same four
and spoons and things at the house. Well, it's just
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you wash them in between uses.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Even your underwear.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Well, but I mean you would share the same like
if you were forks. Yeah, forks and spoons. You know,
you eat and you've tossed them the dishwasher, and then
when they come out of the dishwasher you use them
again and you've probably used a spoon and a fork
and a knife that somebody else is used, and on,
so on and so forth. It's the same thing. It's
just these These are pieces of cloth that people are
wiping their butts on. And hey, she's using bleach. I mean,
(06:27):
what do you want?
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah, So she cleans them, she washes them, and then
she puts fine. I don't have any quarrel with any
of that. I'm I'm honestly, I get it. That doesn't
bother me at all. My question is this, how are
you sealing in that stank from the bucket of used
well toiletries? Are you sealing that up?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Well, they've bedet first, so this is just a pat dry.
This isn't like a wipe.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Well a situation.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
That's where you'd like to believe. Yeah, yeah, and now
and I heard that, mm hmm. And again I'm trying
not to get too graphic here, but listen, there are
some situations where you know you bedet, but you might
still have some little bit, a little bit of refuse
back there. Okay, okay, So if you have this stack
on the on the back of the toilet or somewhere, yeah,
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these are used and I don't know how often she
goes in and collects those and washes them, by the way,
Pretty good gig there, right right, Yeah that's what you want. Yeah, hey,
who's responsible for washing the soiled shared toilet trees? I
think Mike is doing that this week? No, no, I
(07:37):
did it last week. Oh yeah, you get in there
and fix the bedat all? Right, she says, this is
more common than people realize. Let's find out any of
you listening right now reusing your toilet paper. I want
to know if you're reusing your toiletries, if you know
somebody who is, would you be willing to do it?
These are my questions, questions your answers next. Some say
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it's a good move, it's a good way to save
money on toiletries. Others say it's disgusting. Nikki Drake, what
is coming in on the textual line regarding this story
of the woman who went viral on TikTok explaining how
she simply uses cloth toilet paper, washes it, and reuses it.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Yeah, I actually share toilet paper with everyone on my block.
We can't afford a fancy bidet, so we just use
the garden hose. This is actually less common than you
would think.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
That's surprising. I would think that that would be very
common in neighborhoods across the country. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
whoever the house is with the best water pressure.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
There's somebody else on the text line here They say,
I see it this way. When I spray my truck
with a hose, there's still a dirty film all over
it unless I scrub it. I think the same thing
applies to dropping a number two. There's no way the
woman is clean with her bidet and a gentle pat.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I can't argue with that. That's that's true. I mean
you you there is a difference between a hand wash
on a vehicle and simply spraying it off. Yeah. That's
a solid point. That's a solid point. Now keep in
mind after the bidet. God, I can't believe we're sitting
here talking about this. After the Bidayuh, they do use
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the cloth. I don't think anybody is there policing that
to make sure it's a it's a pat down and
not a full wipe. I don't care. Nobody's running in
there going hey, hey, pat that don't wipe it.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I'd suggest that some people in that family, as I
think they're doing more of a wipe than a pat.
And again, my concern in all of this is the
container filled with the used toilet cloth.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Yea, how does that work?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
How does it smell? How do you keep are there?
Speaker 4 (09:50):
How long between washes?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Like my question Nikki Drake also I'm sorry, okay, I'm
somehow ever stimulation.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Both are I'm surprisingly curious about the situation.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Here's my second question. Is this worth the twenty five
cent you're saving on toilet paper? I mean, aren't you
going through a lot cutting up the pieces of cloth,
putting them in a stack on the back of the
toilet paper, washing them every few days all that? Is
it really worth that when you can? Can't you buy
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like a dozen rolls of toilet paper for I don't
know how much I'm paying attention, how much toilet paper
is you have to buy it?
Speaker 4 (10:32):
So it's I think like fifteen and twenty bucks.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Okay, and how long does that does that get you
per person? I'm just saying this is a pretty big
trade off. Yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
It is. It is a lot.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
It's a lot to do, I'm saying to avoid buying
toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
It is a lot. Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
But then I started thinking about like, Okay, my family
doesn't reuse toilet paper, but we have cloth napkins. So
those napkins get folded, put in the drawer, we take
parents house.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
We don't have them at the apartment, but my parents
have them.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
We take them out, we use them, They go into
a separate hamper in the laundry room, and then they
get washed, folded, put back in the drawer. And so
you know, then who knows who's going to use which napkin?
You know?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
But is that this is that the same?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Well, it depends which one of your which one of
your family members wiping their butt on that time. Now,
for what some would call a moment of whimsy, Yes,
that's right. We're going to talk about the children and
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inappropriate nicknames for those very children, because it happens, and
it's often quite hilarious, and many times it's not something
that you can anticipate. That's what I like about these
kinds of conversations because nicknames are usually so specific and
sometimes often pretty unusual. Yeah, so you can't anticipate what
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you're gonna hear, right, And that's what I'm really hoping
we have here this morning on the show eight eight
eight seven seven, seven sixty six forty that is the number.
Of course, as always, you can text us, and this
is something that might work as a text because we're
just looking for, let's say, inappropriate or unusual nicknames for
the kids. Doesn't necessarily have to be inappropriate. I mean,
(12:23):
it'd be funnier to me if it is, but something unusual, yeah, yeah,
And also I'd like some context on this. Why does
the kid have the nickname? Why?
Speaker 4 (12:31):
What do they do to deserve the strange nickname?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah? Yeah, So, Nikki, let's get started with you here,
because that's where this all came.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
From, right, yep, yep, yep. My friend Dan, y'all.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
She revealed that she calls one of her kids booger sugar, okay,
and I'm like, uh.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Isn't that cocaine? I believe it was a little little inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Is the kid?
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
I didn't ask a lot of follow up questions, Honestly,
I was just like, Okay, I'm listening and not judging.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Do you know this kid?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
No, I've never actually met her kid, Okay, No, I.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Keeps you away from the kids.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Makes sense, right, but that was the inappropriate nickname.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
And I was just like, huh, I wonder you know
what other kid nicknames are there?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Did you have any nicknames growing up or your sister?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
For you?
Speaker 4 (13:28):
I mean nothing pain in the butt, but.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Not your adult nick.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yeah, child nickname, No I didn't. My parents never really
had nicknames for us.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, no, it wasn't a thing interesting.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
What about you?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Well, yeah, my dad had nicknames for both of us
and uh, and then my mom, you know, because my
mom was a peacemaker. My mom. Let me back it
up a step. So, so my brother Rob's a little
older and he when we were kids, he was he
was let's say, husky, okay, it was chubby.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Now.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I was a string bean, so compared to me, he
was quite heavy. When we stood beside each other, we
looked like the number ten. And so he used to,
you know, knock me around and tease me, and he
was kind of rough on me and stuff. And my
mom actually told me to refer to him as Oink
because he's fat. Yeah, that's right, that's horrible.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
She was like, well call him oink then look at him.
He's fat. And I was like this is the best
mother in all time. So there's that, and then and
then my dad he called rob fweing bean, which I
don't know what that is. We've never been able to
figure that out. But that he called rob fwean bean.
And he called me Buttska buttskum what my nickname was
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butska butts w because I followed Dad everywhere he went.
I adored him, and I was about butt high and
every time he would stop walking, I would run right
into his butt. My face would go right into his
butt every time he stopped walking because I was always
right on his tail. That's adorable. I loved him so much.
I adored him.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
That's so cute.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
So he called me butts buttskin.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Oh you're so cute.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Well, well you were, maybe not so much. Now I've
turned into a role eyesare. But there was a time
when I did look like mcaulay culkin, and now I
look like mcaulay culkin looks now, So I guess it'll yeah,
all right eight eight eight seven seven seven sixty six forty.
You can text us as well. Just curious about nicknames
(15:37):
for the kids. Maybe nicknames that you have for your
kids right now? Maybe nickname you had when you were
a kid, maybe a little on the unusual side, maybe
a little on the appropriate side. What you got, Let's
go to Nicky right now, I guess some texts and
then we'll hit your calls. Here, go ahead, Nick Drake.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
My entire extended family called me to toot. Until high school,
I had been a gassy baby.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Right.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
That's kind of cute, though.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Right, It seems hardly fair to brand to somebody for
so many years just for being.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
A gassy baby.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
Right.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah. I mean, if you're a gassy teen, that's one thing.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
But a baby, you're baby can't help it.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Baby doesn't know, yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Or maybe you're feeding the wrong formula. It's not on
the baby.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, family a baby. Very strange. H.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
My name is Bailey, and growing up, my whole family
called me Booby. I had to beg them as an
adult to stop.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
And now it's just Boo. I can live with boo.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah Booby.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Oh, let's see. Oh.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
My family called me scary Mary because my brother slept
with one eye open. They said it was because of me.
I picked on him a lot. I guess Scary Mary.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Scary Mary.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, that's really interesting.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
You should have started doing extra scary things just to
live up to the nickname.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah, he wakes up and you're crouched on top of
the headboard, right, scary, Mary. I just I wonder were
the effect that that would have on the kid? I
don't know if that would maybe be a good thing,
you know?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Do you feel empowered by that?
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Sure? You know, professional wrestler.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Imposing your will on people? Because hey, I'm scary, Mary,
people are afraid of.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Me dropping promos?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Watch it? Yeah? Right, so maybe there's that. Okay, I
don't know. All right, give me one more here, we'll
go to the phones.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
I called my kid a little starfish because starfish looks
like a sphincter.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Oh god, Oh okay, okay, how old do we know
how old this kid is?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Now?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
We have any information? I want to know how old
the kid is now? And does the kid know that?
That was the reason?
Speaker 6 (17:56):
Right?
Speaker 4 (17:56):
I would have follow up questions?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
How about that? Okay? Eight eight eight seven seven seven
sixty six forty studio line ringing? You were on the
Jack and Nikki Show, What you got? All right?
Speaker 6 (18:11):
So when I was little, there were four of us
and my dad. None of us had these real names.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
But it was.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Debbie, Donna, Danny and Donnie Domat and my mom my
dad passed away. But we don't call each other that.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Oh god, that's hilarious, like fantastic that. You know what
the thing about it is, it's it's a term of endearment,
right it is. It really is. Yeah, I get that,
I really do. That's great. Well, thanks for that. Thanks
kind of reminds me when I was a kid. There
was a family in town. Their last name cool, the cool, cool, cool, cool,
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and so we called them the Natsos. That's so cool,
that's so cool, and each one of them had their
own nicknames. Not very cool, oh okay, hardly cool, right,
that one kind of cool. He's kind of cool. The
text line done blowed up. What else are you seeing here,
Nicky Drake?
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Oh gosh, we got an update on the Starfish because
you had questions. Starfish is twenty seven now, and yes
he knows, and I still call him that to this day.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Very good And for people who missed the original text.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
The original text, I called my kid the starfish because
starfish kind of looks like a sphincter.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Okay, so at twenty seven, he knows, Yeah, he knows. Yeah,
he's being playfully referred to as starfish a ble.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
I got another, A couple more inappropriate nicknames. Yes, this
one's awkward. My sister started calling my son Weeni whacker
when he was a baby. Finally told my mom, or
finally my mom told her that she had to change it.
I'm not sure why she started it, but thank goodness
she did. It probably would have been weird since he's
twenty six now.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I'd like to know the origin story. Yeah, what what?
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Right?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Very strange?
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Okay, And when we're here, uh, sometimes I call my
kid Richard Cranium.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
It's a good way to clean that up.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Yeah, it's a very good way to clean that up.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Yeah. Yeah, interesting, that's very interesting. I wonder hold the
kid is.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Oh yeah, how old is Richard Cranium?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, because Richard Cranium. You know, if he's in high school,
he's going to get the joke. Everybody has good laugh.
If he's like three, he's gonna go I don't get it.
Wait you call me Richard? Yeah, all right? Eight eight
eight seven seven seven sixty six forty. Let's see what's
on studio line. You were on the Jack and Nikki Show.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
What you got yes, good morning. Hey, I didn't have
nicknames for my two children if they did have for
each other, okay, and the nicknames they have, my son
used to call my daughter nostril.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Domus, nostril domise okay.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Yes, and my daughter used to call my son unibrow. I. Yes,
I think they're both explain themselves they do.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Yes, yes, very self explanatory. So prominent. Nostrils are prominent brow.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
I used to get a kick out of it every
time they did it. It's just it just melted my heart.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
That's pretty good. But I think the only problem there
is it it's pretty easy to clear up that unibrow,
but the nostril thing is gonna gonna require more effort
to correct.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
This.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, very good. All right, Well, thanks for that, appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
You're welcome. Just one to share.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Oh I'm glad you did. Thank you.
Speaker 6 (21:52):
You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
By bye bye, lovely lovely woman. All right. You got
an update on the text line here on Richard cranium.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Yes, yes, Richard is twelve and one hundred percent understands.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Okay, very good. High like you know what. That's pretty good. Yeah,
it's clever, it's clever and also at twelve, if he's
in on that kind of a joke, Yeah, at twelve,
that's pretty hip kid, right, pretty good. Yeah. I think
he's probably uh, he's probably pretty bright.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
And I think he'll be able to come up with
his own creative nicknames and insults.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I think so. I think when he goes to school,
he's going to be able to just put it on
those other kids based on the quality of nicknames that
have come from his own family.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Yes, yeah, so you have prepared him and set him
up for success.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah, there's no question he will be the most productive
kid in the gifted class there at that school.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
The Jack and Nikki Show two WVAQ.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
We have a look here at some research, a new
survey from biz space about the most annoying office habits.
Let's take a look and see how many of these
we can relate to Nikki Drake. Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (22:59):
I'm so right?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Boiled egg, lunches, boiled.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Egg Are they boiling the eggs in the office? Because yeah,
but if they're just like bringing in boiled eggs, there's
not much of a smell to them, right.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
That is my understanding. Is okay, But why are we
just focusing on boiled eggs. There are very many, yes,
many foods. Yeah stink. Okay, that's not uncommon. There are
a lot of things that people throw in a microwave
that just are awful. Yes, permeate the office. Why focus
on boiled eggs? Okay, already taking issue at the list.
(23:38):
This one is weird. Chewing gum under desks.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
People do that in the office in workspaces.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
I thought that was just like a.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Middle school thing, right, I thought this is something you
would find in an elementary school in the nineteen fifties,
not in an office in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Well, okay, unless they're trying to hold the dusk together.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Because budget cut.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yeah, they've got the budget cutbacks.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
They don't even have duct tape at this point, so
they've had to.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
They have a meeting. Get everybody in the conference room. People, people, listen.
It's been a lean year, right, the budget has been
slashed again. If your desk falls apart, please, here's.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
A packet of big chew.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeah, here's some handy chew. This up. It's big league chew.
All right, we spoil you and then just reassemble your
desk with that and shut up. Yeah, okay, other annoying
office habits, loud talkers.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Yeah, yeah, I sometimes do it on purpose to annoy people.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Do you do around here? Where do you do? You
go in the back in the sales office and do
it or what?
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Sometimes?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Do you really interesting? I did not know that. Okay,
I go back and annoy them, not with the volume
of my voice, but with the things that I say.
Oh okay, Yeah, I choose to annoy them with content.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
They deserve it. Yeah right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
People taking personal calls on speaker phone.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Gosh, this I cannot stand it.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, we've been through this before. We've explained you many times.
Calls on speakerphone, any call on speakerphone when other people
are around. Yes, look, here's how speaker phones are supposed
to work. Okay, in an ideal world. Okay, you put
the caller on speaker when you are alone. Yeah, okay,
(25:33):
if other people are around you, you don't put the
call on.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Speaker unless they're involved in the comments, unless.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
They're involved in obviously.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yes, obviously people sometimes he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Generally, right, I mean, if if that's the whole point
in speaker is okay, because we've all seen people not
just walking around the office.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
With the Fantasyland music, because that's never going to happen
to happen.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
But I see it all the time in grocery stores.
I'm always surprised by how many people are walking around
with a speaker phone call in a grocery store and
the person they're talking to clearly doesn't know that they're
on speaker, which I think is a terrible and hilarious
violation of their privacy. Imagine if you are saying the
(26:15):
most personal things in your life to someone in a
phone conversation and you think it's private, and then you
find out no, No, they were in Aisle three at
Kroger and everybody in there heard you describing the rash
on your lower back.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Right.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Well, got to get the right ointment, you know, right.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
So I think that's amazing. Yeah, okay, did I tell
you One time I was talking to one of my
friends and I said something horribly personal to him mm hmm.
And the answer to what I said, because I posed
a question, came back in a woman's voice and I
(26:53):
said who is that? And he was like, oh, she
lives here and I have you on speaker?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
What?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Oh my god? What did I tell me that? Before
I revealed what are you doing. I didn't. I don't
want her to know. He was like, Oh, you can
trust her, she won't tell anybody. Yeah, that's not your
decision to make. Okay, totally off the rails. Now back
to our annoying office habits. Uh, filming TikTok videos at work. Okay,
sure that can be annoying. But here's the one that
really surprised me. Vaping in the office. Vaping, I don't see. Well,
(27:24):
do offices allow people to vape inside the office. Isn't
that kind of like letting people smoke cigarettes in the
all right?
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Yeah, I don't think i've seen this.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
I've never walked into an office anywhere and seen somebody vaping.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Yeah I haven't either.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Usually everybody goes outside, right, Yeah, just like the cigarette smokers.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Yeah you're smoking, Yeah, so go outside.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Okay. That's the list of top office annoyances. If you'd
like to add to it or go into a big
grant about speakerphone. Listen, we're here all morning.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
Don't you be at
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