February 24, 2025 • 30 mins
Jack and Nikki offer guidance to a listener considering marrying a man who has been divorced four times, reveal what happened to Jack at Deep Creek Lake and run down a list of foods that add and subtract years from your life. Miss this episode and you could end up in an early grave. Do you really want to take that chance?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
If you're listening to the Jack and Nicki Show podcast
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
We're gonna go to the text line where we have
a question from a listener. Here we go. You poor it,
you did, you ask for it, and we're gonna do
it right now. Nicki Drake, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I'm so ready.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Ata lies says this Texter. My boyfriend proposed to me
two weeks ago. This should be the happiest time of
my life. But instead my friends and family are warning
me not to marry him because he's been married four
times before. They say he's a loser. But I told
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them they don't know him and that he has never
met a woman like me. Well, sure, okay, I think
he has met a woman like you at least four
times before.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Right, Yeah, that's a lot of marriages. How long did
each one last?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
God only knows. I don't I don't know. I don't
have I don't have this information. Yeah, all right, Look,
here's the thing. And you know, Nikki and I talk
about this all the time. There's there's a comforting lie,
there's a delusion, and there's a painful truth. There's a
painful reality. Sure, Now, if you want to live in
the real world, you got to face the painful truth. Yes,
you gotta face reality. Yes, the reality of it is.
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The best indication of future behavior is prior behavior. Yes, Okay,
this guy's been through four other women. It's not looking good.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
It's it's not it's not looking good. It's not looking
good at all. Right, that's it's definitely red flag.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Huge red flag.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah, or a red flag.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I also know that we all think we're special and unique.
But this notion that, well, it hasn't worked the other
four times because it wasn't me. I'm different, going to
change this is true love. Not likely?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
No, not likely.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I'm curious as to how long it's been since the
most recent divorce. Has there been therapy involved, which I
doubt And you know, all of those questions because you know,
people can potentially change, sure if they work on it.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
But not likely.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah. Again, we're just playing the odds here, We're just
playing just playing the odds. Yeah, everything you're saying I
would agree with. You're right, it is possible, but not likely.
And the thing that I the first thing that popped
into my head when I read this was, you know,
when Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Goes out, you thought of Leo.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I did, and I did, and I'll tell you why.
Because her argument is, well, well, he's been married four
times before, but not to me. I can change him.
It'll work with me. When Leonardo DiCaprio, who is a
notorious womanizer, when he goes to a club, he leaves
usually with like six or eight women, and they all
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go back to the house with Leo, and he's got
like three or four under each arm. Yes, and you
look at that and you go, why in the world
would any woman subject herself to that? Why would she go, Yeah,
I'm just gonna jump in and be one of these women.
And you know, it's degrading, it's embarrassing. But here's why
each one of those women think, well, I'm the.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
One right once he gets to know me, Once he.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Gets to me, then he's done because I am different
from all of the others. So you know, generally you're not,
and especially in that scenario, once you've been through so
many people, it all just becomes just you know, numb
to it. Like you see it differentiate. I mean, what
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possible woman could Leo Nardo DiCaprio encounter at this point
in his life and go, I've never seen this before,
so it's true. Yeah, this guy's had four wives, He's
seen a lot. So I would say, probably your family's
onto something. And this is a huge red flag, as
Nikki said, and I would, I'd be very cautious.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I think it's a red flag for multiple reasons, not
only you know, all four divorces. He could have been
a fault. They could have been a fault. It could
have been a mix of everything above. But if even
if he's not at fault and the other previous wives
are or unlikely yeah, unlikely, but still like could possibly be.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Even just one of them.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yeah, it still shows a bad judgment of character.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Like, yeah, he's.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
And he may have missed some red flags of his own,
and you know, so there's other things to dive into there.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
So either way, there's lots of trouble there.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
You go, Do I still have our gavel? Yeah, there
it is, we have it.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
The Jack and Nikki Show one two wv AQ.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I was involved in an incident over the weekend and
basically what I want to know is what would you
do in this situation? Okay, as is common, Let's say
with most of the situations I find myself in in
my life, it's a little bit complicated bit of area.
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It's playered, and it's hard to figure sometimes exactly.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Now, yes, you're a complicated man, and.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
No one understands me, but my woman just talking about
Jack damn. Right. Okay, So here's the deal. I was
with Jessica over at Deep Creek Lake. We were at
UNO's on Saturday, and at one point toward the end
of the meal, I dropped a mushroom on my pants.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Okay, okay, like a slice of a mushroom, piece.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Of a mushroom. Okay, yeah, fell off a pizza.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Oh okay, all right, gotcha.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Well, I said, I'm gonna go in the bathroom and
try to clean this off. Sure, okay, because I still
have the rest of my day in front of me,
I'm gonna be around people, I'm gonna be walking around
with the big mushroom stain in my crotch area, right,
I mean, it's embarrassing. So I went into the bathroom
and there was one guy in there. Okay, Now, this
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is not a very big bathroom. I don't know if
you've ever been in the in the bathrooms at UNO's
over there, have not. Okay, you're not very big. It's
enough room. You got a couple of urinals, a toilet
for your dirty s centful business, a couple of sinks.
It's fine, but it's not a lot of room. It's
not a big bathroom. So I walked in. There was
a guy in there at the urinal and the sink
is beside the urnal. Now I don't want to go
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in there and start putting water on a paper towel
and scrubbing my pants out within a foot of this
guy who's trying to go to the bathroom, right, so
being considerate and not, you know, trying not to make
it weird. No, I got oh, no, no, no, he's
the one who it weird. So I got the paper towel,
I got, I got some water on it, and I
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stepped away from him and back over toward the door
where you come in, and I leaned over. Now, keep
in mind, the stain is it's on my thigh, right
thigh crouch adjacent, So I'm you know, scrubbing away on
this stain scrubbing away, and I'm leaning over and I'm
looking down at it, you know, I'm leaning over. I'm
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looking now this guy who is inside the restroom. Mind you,
he's not coming in from the outside. He's inside. He
finishes up what he's doing, he washes his hands, he
comes over and he opened the door right into the
top of my head. Caught me right on top of
the head. Oh no, yeah, because I'm behind the door
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and i'm and I wasn't squeezing him. He had, of course,
and he had enough room to open the door to
get in and out. I wasn't, you know, squeezing him
on the door space. I'm back in the corner, and
this guy just just swings the door up and palell
right off the top of my head. Now, when I
get hit on the top of the head with the door,
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I stop what I'm doing and I look up at him.
He looked down at me. We made eye contact, and
he said nothing and just walked out. Now exactly gasping
is correct, Nikki, And I thought, I can't believe he
didn't say, Oh, I'm sorry, buddy, I didn't mean to
hit you with the door. Oh excuse me. Something acknowledge
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me as a human being because you just smashed a
door the top of my head.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Yeah, you deserve that, and keep any kind of acknowledgement,
you know, stupid.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Don't drop your pizza on your crutch, right something something,
you know, Pal, I loathe you, And then he just
keeps nothing. All right, So we make eye contact now,
I you know. And by the way, my head is
like one of the characters in the the Bugs Bunny
cartoons where the knot comes.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Up b little tweety birds.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, little birds. Okay. So I finished up what I
was doing in there, and now you know, I go
into part two of cleaning the pants, which is drying
the pants. Okay, So now I've I've put the water
on his scrud. Now I'm getting dry paper towels. I'm dabbing,
I'm dabbing, I'm dabbing. Okay. So I finish that up
and I and I leave, And when I'm walking through
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the Hostile Haunt, I have to walk by this guy
at his table with a bunch of people. And when
I walked toward that table, they all stopped talking and
look at me. So that tells me that he went
back to the table and said, hey, I just hit
a guy in the head with the door of the bathroom,
and there's the guy. They all just like they just
stopped at me, and I just thought, okay, so there's
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no way that he didn't know what happened. I mean, again,
we made eye contact. There was a clear thud sound,
big misshapen head. I mean, he looks down. I look
like Rocky Dennis down there trying to clean my pants off.
So what would you do in this situation if you
were me? Because I kept thinking, I I can't go
to this guy's table and demand an apology from him.
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I mean, what can I say. I can't really say
or do anything. I have to just let it go.
I mean, because you.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Could start like walking weird and holding your head, drag
a leg behind me as you're walking past their table,
and y'all.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Call an ambulance, get the police in here, call an ambulance.
I mean, I guess I could have done that, but
I think Jessica would prefer that I did not, so
I'm honestly, I mean, I look at it like.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I'm really surprised you didn't crack a joker anything.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I well, he just walked out.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
I guess that's true.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, he disappeared. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was really self
conscious at that point because I was in there, you know,
scrubbing a stand out of my cross. I didn't really
want to draw attention to that, right Yeah. Wow, Sorry buddy,
I'm new to eating.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah, what do you what would you do?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I don't know. I just I felt I really felt
like he should have said something. And I think we
all agree that he should have said something acknowledged it.
But if they don't, then what Because you can't force
somebody's apology, even if you could, then it's hollow. I mean,
I just thought this is weird. I'd like some analysis.
I'd like some thoughts from you guys on what would
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you do in this situation? Yeah, okay, because there there
must be something that I'm missing here, and god knows,
I'm not thinking straight after getting smacked in the head
with a door. There are many things that I don't understand,
like how you can hit somebody in the head with
a door in a restroom and then just walk away
and act like nothing happened.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yeah, that's so strange. It's a unique situation for sure.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Vexing. Vexing, why is my life like this. This is
the thing. This is a little bit of a sidebar.
But I just don't understand why these kinds of things
constantly happened to me. I worked with a guy years
ago and he said to me, everything happens to you. Everything,
the good, the bad, the weird, all of it happens
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to you. He's like, I've never worked with anybody who
constantly has the strangest things happen in their life. And
I was like, I know, I don't get it. What
are the chances that I'm in a bathroom vigorously scrubbing it,
staying out of my crotch and somebody hits me in
the door or it hits me in the head with
a door. Yeah, it's so it hits me in the
door with their head. I mean, come on, anyway, so
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if you're just joining us, I was at Deep Creek
Lake over at UNO's. I dropped a mushroom on my
crotch while eating some pizza, and I went into the
bathroom to clean it off. While I'm leaned over in there,
guy hit me in the head with the door. On
his way out, looked me in the face. We made
eye contact, and he just walked off. And then and
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then when I walked through the restaurant, he was at
his table with all of his people, and they all
fell silent and looked at me when I came through.
So I know that he went back and told him.
This guy didn't acknowledge it, never apologized, never said anything.
And what I'm asking you, guys, is what do you
do in this situation? Because you can't demand an apology
from somebody. I couldn't look up at him and go apologize. Right.
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If he doesn't offer it, you got nothing. But it
just is a very strange thing to do to somebody
and not acknowledge it. Now, Nikki, we are getting I'm
told a lot of texts coming in here. You've been
filtering through those. I have not looked at the text
line by your request. You see, you want to spring
these on me. So what are the reactions coming in here?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
All?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Right?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
A lot of reactions.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
I would have slapped him across the face with my
glove and challenged him to a duel.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Did you have your.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Gloves on you? You know? Surprisingly, the guy in the
bathroom with the big mushroom stain on his crotch was
not carrying white gloves didn't have any. It is unfortunate.
I should keep a dueling glove in a pocket at
all times so I can slap a person and demand satisfaction.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
I would have called the police on him. He knew
what he was doing. He probably recognized you.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Well. Perhaps maybe that's why he hit me in the
head with the door.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Right. Yeah, let's see, I would this is when you
were either this would have worked in the bathroom or
walking by the table. I would fall to the floor
and stop, start flopping like a fish.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, holding on one hand on my head. Yep.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
This.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
I should have collapsed right in front of his table,
or you should have collapsed right in front of his
table like he gave.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
You a concussion.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, I could have done that.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
You're like, oh, I'm dizzy all of a sudden.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
You know what I could have done is feigned dizziness
and fell right across the table, across all their meals,
right through all their food.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
You would have had more stains clean at that point,
so you're making more trouble for yourself.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah, one stain was more than enough. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Yeah, uh, he probably wasn't a local. Deep Creek has
a lot of outlanders.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
You know that is true. And I thought of that
because that is a destination. Okay, that is a destination
for a lot of people, because WISP is over there,
Deep Creek Lake, right, a lot of great restaurants, lodging.
I mean, there's a lot going on. Deep Creeks a
great place and it is it's probably from Baltimore.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
No, there was no stabbing involved, so right, didn't door
Not a knife?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Not a knife?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Yeah right, right.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
This one I think would have just this is the
cherry on top.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I love this text.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Just wink and smile at him and let the people
at his table think something else went down in the bathroom.
Oh god, that would have been a story for that
family to tell.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I should have walked up to it and just patted
him on the shoulder with his family go hey, fellow, yeah, yeah,
you see.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
You didn't even have to say anything, just a pat
on the shoulder and kept going.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
That is funny. By the way, just a quick sidebar
while we're talking about the weirdness. When Jessica and I
we're leaving, so I get hit in the head in
the bathroom. Come back, finish up the meal, order dessert.
The guy brings the dessert. Everything's great, the big chocolate
chip cooking, the guy on it.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yes, I do know that.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Unbelievable. On our way out, my hand to God. A
guy stopped me. As we were walking out. He reached
up and he put his hand on my arm, and
I looked down at him, and he commented on how
aggressively I ate my dessert?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Wait a minute, yes, I wait? Hold up? What Carson
had to track you down?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I was walking by him. Yeah, we were walking by him.
He could see where he could see a sitting there,
And as I was walking by on my way out,
he put his hand on my arm and he said, men,
you really attacked that dessert over there, didn't you? And
I went he was watching you eat?
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Yes, can?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
He commented on how I was eating my dessert. I
was like, what what is going on in this place?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
How did you eat your desserts aggressively?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Apparently?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Did you not breathe? Were you? Just like? Did you
fall face first into the ice cream.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
And had to go back in the bathroom wash my
face afterwards? I'm curious about your thoughts on this story
this morning. Foods that shorten your life, oh, foods that
increase your life span?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Oh my goodness. Okay, I need to pay a lot
of attention.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
You absolutely do. We all do. And that's according to
again this week's research. Sure, I'm sure a lot of
this will be reversed by this time next week. Yeah,
but for right now, this is what we've got. And
the reason I'm tossing out the numbers is I want
to know what sacrifices you guys are willing to make
for a little more longevity. Okay, all right, So this
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is a study from the University of Michigan.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Oh wow, can we really trust them Michigan?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
It reveals that drinking one coke shortens your life by
twelve minutes.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Wow, no matter which version.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
That's the thing. They don't really go into a lot
of detail here. I don't know if it's diet coke,
regular coke, coke zero. Is it a twelve ounce cann
of coke? Is it a sixteen ounce bottle? I'm assuming
it's not a two liter, But look, chugging on coke
shortens your life by twelve minutes, according to this research. Okay,
eating a cheeseburger shortens your life by nine minutes. Why
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some cardiovascular situation I imagine slowly gradually building up in
your arteries. According to previous research, eating a hot dog
shortens your life by thirty six minutes. That's a classic.
We've always heard that eating a hot dog shortens your life.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Yeah, I still wonder is that just like a regular
hot dog? Does that include the all beef hot dogs?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Like what about ballpark franks? You know they plump when
you cook them. If that's not healthy, I don't know
what it is. Yeah, right, I'm willing to give up
on hot dogs. I could. I could skip that to
add thirty six minutes to my life. Some of this
other though, it's kind of a gray area. Uh, let's
talk about what actually increases your life span. Okay, eating
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a piece of fish adds twenty eight minutes to your life.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
All right, Now, I did have some really good cevich
over the weekend and it had avocado.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
You know, it was so good. So yeah, I'm willing
to eat it that way.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Well, No, I have questions here too, like salmon, what
kind of fish are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
It?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Fried? Breaded? Is baked? I mean, how is it prepared?
Speaker 3 (19:32):
You know, I probably wouldn't help that.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I'm thinking, like, you know that you get the box
of fish and it's deep fried and it's almost all bread,
and you're always disappointed because.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
You're basically trying to Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah, I'm you know, at the house, trying to recreate
a fish file at from aconce like, I want this
to be like a philate o fish. You take it back.
This is all bread, damn it. Yeah to again, oh
missus pool.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, I wonder if like where sushi is does that?
Is that still in the twenty eight minutes or questions?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Different?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Solid question, nickiing, solid question. Egg mcmuffins again. According to
this research from the University of Michigan, egg mcmuffins take
nine minutes off of your life. That's sad, and eating
bacon will reduce your life spanned by six minutes.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
That's fine, I'll eat all the bacon. If you all
want to give it up, that's fine. I'll take it.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
And they don't. Again, they don't say how much bacon.
If you're going to tell people that they're losing minutes
off their life, you need to be very specific on
how much of this you can eat.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
I'm assuming it's not an entire pound of bacon.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Well, that's that's what killed eltness. He ate an entire
pound of bacon in one city.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's doable.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
And didn't live past forty two, right, okay? Eight seven
seven seven sixty six forty that's what he said.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Can I combine the bacon and the fish somehow and
make a dish that way and try it offset things? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
What are you willing to give up to try to
add time to your life? Okay? Okay, what are you
willing to give up? I mean, I don't drink a
lot of coke. Once in a while, I drink some coke.
I try to stay away from it. I know it's
not healthy. It couldn't possibly be. It's brown sugar water,
couldn't be good for you.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
No, So what they didn't clarify?
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Also, does this include like clear sodas, like sprites? Right?
You know?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Like cheeseburgers.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
I can't give up a cheesebea.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I don't think I can give that up. No, And
I have to wonder how much time I've shaved off
my life. I cannot walk away from a cheeseburger. Okay,
now again, hot dogs that I can forget. I don't
care about hot dogs, all right? Eight eight eight seven seven,
seven sixty six forty textas. I want to know what
sacrifices are you willing to make? Would you walk away
from this stuff? Are you just so dedicated? You're like,
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I don't care if I die five years early. I
got to have a can of coke and a cheeseburger.
Nikki Drake, what are you seeing on the text line?
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Got a question here on the text line?
Speaker 4 (22:05):
So if I eat fish hot dogs, it will only
knock sixteen minutes off my life.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
They can you buy fish hot dogs? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Probably I'll do some googling for you. I'll put that
on my Google so you don't have to worry about it.
I did some research. I dug a little bit further
into this University of Michigan thing.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Okay, eating cheeses.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Like Cheddar and Bree could help boost life expectancy and
prevent liver cancer. They don't give me how many minutes,
but Cheddar and Brie add that.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
To your Cheddar and Bree.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Mix that in with the fish.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Okay. I you know, I think, like most people, I
love cheese.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Sure, just love it absolutely so.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, telling me to eat more cheese not a problem,
Not a problem all right, what else you got?
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Coffee increases others' lives around me?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Very good?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Very good? All right, triple A, triple seven sixty six
forty studio line lighting up? You are on the Jack
and Nikki Show. What you got for us?
Speaker 5 (23:14):
I have to give up salt because salt raises my
blood pressure. And there's a lot of things you can do,
and you get salt substitutes and go to sea salt
is as bad, But giving up salt is one thing
I'm willing to give up because it does raise blood.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Pressure, and you you've already done that.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Yes, there are salt substitutes with potassium, and I really
can't tell the difference. But the problem is like anything
you buy, you know, fast food or use packed with salt.
Oh yeah, and TV dinners are packed with salt. Even
though they say it's a healthy choice, if you look
at the sodium content, it's still pretty high.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
These are all good points, and you're right, it is
difficult if you're trying to avoid a specific in ingredient
like salt versus let's say, just a cheeseburger. You know
you can go well, I can spot a cheeseburger and
stay away from that. But like you just said, there's
salt in almost everything, and you really have to look
at the packaging to figure.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
It out, right, Yeah, well they'll sneak it in on you,
and in the fact that you know, they'll call it sodium,
and again not to be redundant, we'll call it a
healthy choice TV dinner and really, in essence, it's really not.
But salt is something we get way too much of
insugar as well. So I'm older and my VP, if
(24:34):
I can control it, is cut down on salts. So
I do want to live a long time.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
All right. Well, it sounds like you've got a plan
and you're a responsible person, so I'll tell you what
I tell every person with the plan who's responsible. Don't
ever call here again, Oh I will. All right, Hey man,
we appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Yeah, I love the show. It's really uplifting in the morning,
and both of you do a fantastic job.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Oh I'm surprised. I'm surprised to hear you say that.
I thought we would be raising your blood pressure.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Right, yeah, I'm furious every morning when I listen to
you too, idiots.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
That's why you had to give up this long Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Hey man, it's good to hear from Youboddy. We appreciate it.
Mery Christmas, you too.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Take care.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
We've got a terrific program of inspiration for you this morning,
Jack and Nicki show. All right, give me another text here, Nikki,
and let's wrap this up.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Okay, Mike, we're talking about the coke. How many minutes
does coke take off your life? Again?
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Drink a coke?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
According to this is twelve minutes.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Okay. My grandmother is eighty five in May.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
She drinks about eight or nine cokes a day for
over forty years. So they're saying if she didn't drink coke,
she could live to see the Browns win a Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
The Nerve Center of North Central West Virginia, Jack Loger
and Nicki Drake on one O two WVAQ.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
We all know about Karen's here in America, totally unreasonable, entitled, endless, complaining,
butting in, causing problems and h It's like that all
over the world, as we're going to demonstrate for you
now with this story that seemingly is out of the UK.
It's a Karen who does not understand the concept of
(26:20):
an electric car. Okay, So there was a guy sitting
outside in his electric car when a woman stopped to
complain about the exhaust fumes from his car and how
they were causing problems for her. Oh, and he tried
to explain, it's an electric car, there are no exhaust fumes,
(26:40):
and well she just wasn't having it.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
You got the.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Car engine going. It's not very nice, not very reasonable,
he saw outside my house. I'm coffee might not can't
you send the engine off?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I'll go why would it be making Coffee's an electric car.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
It's a car with an engine, doesn't it doesn't produce
few it's electric, doesn't make a sound or produce fumes,
so it can't be my car. Do you arguing with me?
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Now? Please just.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Turn the engine off.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
It's stupid, This is stupid.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
It's an electric car.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Please make me. Do you know about electric They don't
have exhaust pipes if nothing comes out of it.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Do you not know about electric car?
Speaker 6 (27:23):
So they don't make a sound car.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
It's got an engine.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yeah, but you're not listening to me. You're not listening
to me.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
Please just turn the engine off. It's a reasonable request
for my health.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
It's an electric car. It doesn't have an engine. It
it's not producing exhaust fumes. Right, it's electric niked rink
boogie woogie wige. I this is amazing to me.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I just if she can't even hear it, how does
she know it's on? That's the other thing.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
How about the fake coughing? Oh that too, how about
the fake coughing? And then when he explains to her
it's not running, it's electric. It's just sitting here. There's
literally no exhaust coming out of this. And she says,
you're not listening to me, and he says, you're not
listening to me. She is one of those people who
is not going to be moved by facts or information.
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It doesn't matter what you say to her, how much
information you have, how many facts you difer. She is
not going to move on her position. She is not
going to change her mind, and she's going to keep
doubling down. Yes, And these are the most frustrating kind
of people. Yeah, they really are.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
It's so ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
You know, it's music to my ears, even when it's
coming out of my mouth, which it often does. When
somebody says something and they like, here are the facts,
here's these are the statistics, this is the data, and
and you hear, okay, I didn't know that, all right, Well,
all right, we can change my opinion on that.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Then the car, Sure, yes, that's music.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Like I said, it's music to my ears, even if
it's coming out of my own mouth, even if I'm wrong.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
All she had to do is, oh, it's not yours,
Well whose is? It helped me find the you know,
the offending.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Vehicle, fair enough, But that's assuming there is one, right,
I think here's my theory. I don't know anything about
this other than what we've all just heard here. My
guess is, for whatever reason, she did not want his
car there, Yes, for whatever reason, and she needed an angle,
and the angle was your exhaust is making me sick.
(29:36):
I'm coughing my head off because she wanted his car
out of there. I'm maybe blocking her view or she's
just one of those people's like I don't want this
in my way, near my property. And she had to
have a reason, but didn't have a legitimate reason. And
she thought, I'll go up and pretend to cough, yeah,
and then he'll have to leave. And when she tried it,
(29:57):
he was like, yeah, there's no I can naked and
mona mon one not too
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Don't you bet
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
We're gonna go to the text line where we have
a question from a listener. Here we go. You poor it,
you did, you ask for it, and we're gonna do
it right now. Nicki Drake, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I'm so ready.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Ata lies says this Texter. My boyfriend proposed to me
two weeks ago. This should be the happiest time of
my life. But instead my friends and family are warning
me not to marry him because he's been married four
times before. They say he's a loser. But I told
(00:55):
them they don't know him and that he has never
met a woman like me. Well, sure, okay, I think
he has met a woman like you at least four
times before.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Right, Yeah, that's a lot of marriages. How long did
each one last?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
God only knows. I don't I don't know. I don't
have I don't have this information. Yeah, all right, Look,
here's the thing. And you know, Nikki and I talk
about this all the time. There's there's a comforting lie,
there's a delusion, and there's a painful truth. There's a
painful reality. Sure, Now, if you want to live in
the real world, you got to face the painful truth. Yes,
you gotta face reality. Yes, the reality of it is.
(01:39):
The best indication of future behavior is prior behavior. Yes, Okay,
this guy's been through four other women. It's not looking good.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
It's it's not it's not looking good. It's not looking
good at all. Right, that's it's definitely red flag.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Huge red flag.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah, or a red flag.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I also know that we all think we're special and unique.
But this notion that, well, it hasn't worked the other
four times because it wasn't me. I'm different, going to
change this is true love. Not likely?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
No, not likely.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I'm curious as to how long it's been since the
most recent divorce. Has there been therapy involved, which I
doubt And you know, all of those questions because you know,
people can potentially change, sure if they work on it.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
But not likely.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah. Again, we're just playing the odds here, We're just
playing just playing the odds. Yeah, everything you're saying I
would agree with. You're right, it is possible, but not likely.
And the thing that I the first thing that popped
into my head when I read this was, you know,
when Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Goes out, you thought of Leo.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I did, and I did, and I'll tell you why.
Because her argument is, well, well, he's been married four
times before, but not to me. I can change him.
It'll work with me. When Leonardo DiCaprio, who is a
notorious womanizer, when he goes to a club, he leaves
usually with like six or eight women, and they all
(03:16):
go back to the house with Leo, and he's got
like three or four under each arm. Yes, and you
look at that and you go, why in the world
would any woman subject herself to that? Why would she go, Yeah,
I'm just gonna jump in and be one of these women.
And you know, it's degrading, it's embarrassing. But here's why
each one of those women think, well, I'm the.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
One right once he gets to know me, Once he.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Gets to me, then he's done because I am different
from all of the others. So you know, generally you're not,
and especially in that scenario, once you've been through so
many people, it all just becomes just you know, numb
to it. Like you see it differentiate. I mean, what
(03:58):
possible woman could Leo Nardo DiCaprio encounter at this point
in his life and go, I've never seen this before,
so it's true. Yeah, this guy's had four wives, He's
seen a lot. So I would say, probably your family's
onto something. And this is a huge red flag, as
Nikki said, and I would, I'd be very cautious.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I think it's a red flag for multiple reasons, not
only you know, all four divorces. He could have been
a fault. They could have been a fault. It could
have been a mix of everything above. But if even
if he's not at fault and the other previous wives
are or unlikely yeah, unlikely, but still like could possibly be.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Even just one of them.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yeah, it still shows a bad judgment of character.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Like, yeah, he's.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
And he may have missed some red flags of his own,
and you know, so there's other things to dive into there.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
So either way, there's lots of trouble there.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
You go, Do I still have our gavel? Yeah, there
it is, we have it.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
The Jack and Nikki Show one two wv AQ.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I was involved in an incident over the weekend and
basically what I want to know is what would you
do in this situation? Okay, as is common, Let's say
with most of the situations I find myself in in
my life, it's a little bit complicated bit of area.
(05:28):
It's playered, and it's hard to figure sometimes exactly.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Now, yes, you're a complicated man, and.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
No one understands me, but my woman just talking about
Jack damn. Right. Okay, So here's the deal. I was
with Jessica over at Deep Creek Lake. We were at
UNO's on Saturday, and at one point toward the end
of the meal, I dropped a mushroom on my pants.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Okay, okay, like a slice of a mushroom, piece.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Of a mushroom. Okay, yeah, fell off a pizza.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Oh okay, all right, gotcha.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Well, I said, I'm gonna go in the bathroom and
try to clean this off. Sure, okay, because I still
have the rest of my day in front of me,
I'm gonna be around people, I'm gonna be walking around
with the big mushroom stain in my crotch area, right,
I mean, it's embarrassing. So I went into the bathroom
and there was one guy in there. Okay, Now, this
(06:21):
is not a very big bathroom. I don't know if
you've ever been in the in the bathrooms at UNO's
over there, have not. Okay, you're not very big. It's
enough room. You got a couple of urinals, a toilet
for your dirty s centful business, a couple of sinks.
It's fine, but it's not a lot of room. It's
not a big bathroom. So I walked in. There was
a guy in there at the urinal and the sink
is beside the urnal. Now I don't want to go
(06:43):
in there and start putting water on a paper towel
and scrubbing my pants out within a foot of this
guy who's trying to go to the bathroom, right, so
being considerate and not, you know, trying not to make
it weird. No, I got oh, no, no, no, he's
the one who it weird. So I got the paper towel,
I got, I got some water on it, and I
(07:05):
stepped away from him and back over toward the door
where you come in, and I leaned over. Now, keep
in mind, the stain is it's on my thigh, right
thigh crouch adjacent, So I'm you know, scrubbing away on
this stain scrubbing away, and I'm leaning over and I'm
looking down at it, you know, I'm leaning over. I'm
(07:25):
looking now this guy who is inside the restroom. Mind you,
he's not coming in from the outside. He's inside. He
finishes up what he's doing, he washes his hands, he
comes over and he opened the door right into the
top of my head. Caught me right on top of
the head. Oh no, yeah, because I'm behind the door
(07:46):
and i'm and I wasn't squeezing him. He had, of course,
and he had enough room to open the door to
get in and out. I wasn't, you know, squeezing him
on the door space. I'm back in the corner, and
this guy just just swings the door up and palell
right off the top of my head. Now, when I
get hit on the top of the head with the door,
(08:06):
I stop what I'm doing and I look up at him.
He looked down at me. We made eye contact, and
he said nothing and just walked out. Now exactly gasping
is correct, Nikki, And I thought, I can't believe he
didn't say, Oh, I'm sorry, buddy, I didn't mean to
hit you with the door. Oh excuse me. Something acknowledge
(08:27):
me as a human being because you just smashed a
door the top of my head.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Yeah, you deserve that, and keep any kind of acknowledgement,
you know, stupid.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Don't drop your pizza on your crutch, right something something,
you know, Pal, I loathe you, And then he just
keeps nothing. All right, So we make eye contact now,
I you know. And by the way, my head is
like one of the characters in the the Bugs Bunny
cartoons where the knot comes.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Up b little tweety birds.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, little birds. Okay. So I finished up what I
was doing in there, and now you know, I go
into part two of cleaning the pants, which is drying
the pants. Okay, So now I've I've put the water
on his scrud. Now I'm getting dry paper towels. I'm dabbing,
I'm dabbing, I'm dabbing. Okay. So I finish that up
and I and I leave, And when I'm walking through
(09:17):
the Hostile Haunt, I have to walk by this guy
at his table with a bunch of people. And when
I walked toward that table, they all stopped talking and
look at me. So that tells me that he went
back to the table and said, hey, I just hit
a guy in the head with the door of the bathroom,
and there's the guy. They all just like they just
stopped at me, and I just thought, okay, so there's
(09:40):
no way that he didn't know what happened. I mean, again,
we made eye contact. There was a clear thud sound,
big misshapen head. I mean, he looks down. I look
like Rocky Dennis down there trying to clean my pants off.
So what would you do in this situation if you
were me? Because I kept thinking, I I can't go
to this guy's table and demand an apology from him.
(10:04):
I mean, what can I say. I can't really say
or do anything. I have to just let it go.
I mean, because you.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Could start like walking weird and holding your head, drag
a leg behind me as you're walking past their table,
and y'all.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Call an ambulance, get the police in here, call an ambulance.
I mean, I guess I could have done that, but
I think Jessica would prefer that I did not, so
I'm honestly, I mean, I look at it like.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I'm really surprised you didn't crack a joker anything.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I well, he just walked out.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
I guess that's true.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, he disappeared. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was really self
conscious at that point because I was in there, you know,
scrubbing a stand out of my cross. I didn't really
want to draw attention to that, right Yeah. Wow, Sorry buddy,
I'm new to eating.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah, what do you what would you do?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I don't know. I just I felt I really felt
like he should have said something. And I think we
all agree that he should have said something acknowledged it.
But if they don't, then what Because you can't force
somebody's apology, even if you could, then it's hollow. I mean,
I just thought this is weird. I'd like some analysis.
I'd like some thoughts from you guys on what would
(11:16):
you do in this situation? Yeah, okay, because there there
must be something that I'm missing here, and god knows,
I'm not thinking straight after getting smacked in the head
with a door. There are many things that I don't understand,
like how you can hit somebody in the head with
a door in a restroom and then just walk away
and act like nothing happened.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yeah, that's so strange. It's a unique situation for sure.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Vexing. Vexing, why is my life like this. This is
the thing. This is a little bit of a sidebar.
But I just don't understand why these kinds of things
constantly happened to me. I worked with a guy years
ago and he said to me, everything happens to you. Everything,
the good, the bad, the weird, all of it happens
(12:00):
to you. He's like, I've never worked with anybody who
constantly has the strangest things happen in their life. And
I was like, I know, I don't get it. What
are the chances that I'm in a bathroom vigorously scrubbing it,
staying out of my crotch and somebody hits me in
the door or it hits me in the head with
a door. Yeah, it's so it hits me in the
door with their head. I mean, come on, anyway, so
(12:22):
if you're just joining us, I was at Deep Creek
Lake over at UNO's. I dropped a mushroom on my
crotch while eating some pizza, and I went into the
bathroom to clean it off. While I'm leaned over in there,
guy hit me in the head with the door. On
his way out, looked me in the face. We made
eye contact, and he just walked off. And then and
(12:43):
then when I walked through the restaurant, he was at
his table with all of his people, and they all
fell silent and looked at me when I came through.
So I know that he went back and told him.
This guy didn't acknowledge it, never apologized, never said anything.
And what I'm asking you, guys, is what do you
do in this situation? Because you can't demand an apology
from somebody. I couldn't look up at him and go apologize. Right.
(13:06):
If he doesn't offer it, you got nothing. But it
just is a very strange thing to do to somebody
and not acknowledge it. Now, Nikki, we are getting I'm
told a lot of texts coming in here. You've been
filtering through those. I have not looked at the text
line by your request. You see, you want to spring
these on me. So what are the reactions coming in here?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
All?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Right?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
A lot of reactions.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
I would have slapped him across the face with my
glove and challenged him to a duel.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Did you have your.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Gloves on you? You know? Surprisingly, the guy in the
bathroom with the big mushroom stain on his crotch was
not carrying white gloves didn't have any. It is unfortunate.
I should keep a dueling glove in a pocket at
all times so I can slap a person and demand satisfaction.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
I would have called the police on him. He knew
what he was doing. He probably recognized you.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Well. Perhaps maybe that's why he hit me in the
head with the door.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Right. Yeah, let's see, I would this is when you
were either this would have worked in the bathroom or
walking by the table. I would fall to the floor
and stop, start flopping like a fish.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, holding on one hand on my head. Yep.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
This.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
I should have collapsed right in front of his table,
or you should have collapsed right in front of his
table like he gave.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
You a concussion.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, I could have done that.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
You're like, oh, I'm dizzy all of a sudden.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
You know what I could have done is feigned dizziness
and fell right across the table, across all their meals,
right through all their food.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
You would have had more stains clean at that point,
so you're making more trouble for yourself.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah, one stain was more than enough. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Yeah, uh, he probably wasn't a local. Deep Creek has
a lot of outlanders.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
You know that is true. And I thought of that
because that is a destination. Okay, that is a destination
for a lot of people, because WISP is over there,
Deep Creek Lake, right, a lot of great restaurants, lodging.
I mean, there's a lot going on. Deep Creeks a
great place and it is it's probably from Baltimore.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
No, there was no stabbing involved, so right, didn't door
Not a knife?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Not a knife?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Yeah right, right.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
This one I think would have just this is the
cherry on top.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I love this text.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Just wink and smile at him and let the people
at his table think something else went down in the bathroom.
Oh god, that would have been a story for that
family to tell.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I should have walked up to it and just patted
him on the shoulder with his family go hey, fellow, yeah, yeah,
you see.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
You didn't even have to say anything, just a pat
on the shoulder and kept going.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
That is funny. By the way, just a quick sidebar
while we're talking about the weirdness. When Jessica and I
we're leaving, so I get hit in the head in
the bathroom. Come back, finish up the meal, order dessert.
The guy brings the dessert. Everything's great, the big chocolate
chip cooking, the guy on it.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yes, I do know that.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Unbelievable. On our way out, my hand to God. A
guy stopped me. As we were walking out. He reached
up and he put his hand on my arm, and
I looked down at him, and he commented on how
aggressively I ate my dessert?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Wait a minute, yes, I wait? Hold up? What Carson
had to track you down?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I was walking by him. Yeah, we were walking by him.
He could see where he could see a sitting there,
And as I was walking by on my way out,
he put his hand on my arm and he said, men,
you really attacked that dessert over there, didn't you? And
I went he was watching you eat?
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Yes, can?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
He commented on how I was eating my dessert. I
was like, what what is going on in this place?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
How did you eat your desserts aggressively?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Apparently?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Did you not breathe? Were you? Just like? Did you
fall face first into the ice cream.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
And had to go back in the bathroom wash my
face afterwards? I'm curious about your thoughts on this story
this morning. Foods that shorten your life, oh, foods that
increase your life span?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Oh my goodness. Okay, I need to pay a lot
of attention.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
You absolutely do. We all do. And that's according to
again this week's research. Sure, I'm sure a lot of
this will be reversed by this time next week. Yeah,
but for right now, this is what we've got. And
the reason I'm tossing out the numbers is I want
to know what sacrifices you guys are willing to make
for a little more longevity. Okay, all right, So this
(17:38):
is a study from the University of Michigan.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Oh wow, can we really trust them Michigan?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
It reveals that drinking one coke shortens your life by
twelve minutes.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Wow, no matter which version.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
That's the thing. They don't really go into a lot
of detail here. I don't know if it's diet coke,
regular coke, coke zero. Is it a twelve ounce cann
of coke? Is it a sixteen ounce bottle? I'm assuming
it's not a two liter, But look, chugging on coke
shortens your life by twelve minutes, according to this research. Okay,
eating a cheeseburger shortens your life by nine minutes. Why
(18:26):
some cardiovascular situation I imagine slowly gradually building up in
your arteries. According to previous research, eating a hot dog
shortens your life by thirty six minutes. That's a classic.
We've always heard that eating a hot dog shortens your life.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Yeah, I still wonder is that just like a regular
hot dog? Does that include the all beef hot dogs?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Like what about ballpark franks? You know they plump when
you cook them. If that's not healthy, I don't know
what it is. Yeah, right, I'm willing to give up
on hot dogs. I could. I could skip that to
add thirty six minutes to my life. Some of this
other though, it's kind of a gray area. Uh, let's
talk about what actually increases your life span. Okay, eating
(19:09):
a piece of fish adds twenty eight minutes to your life.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
All right, Now, I did have some really good cevich
over the weekend and it had avocado.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
You know, it was so good. So yeah, I'm willing
to eat it that way.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Well, No, I have questions here too, like salmon, what
kind of fish are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
It?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Fried? Breaded? Is baked? I mean, how is it prepared?
Speaker 3 (19:32):
You know, I probably wouldn't help that.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I'm thinking, like, you know that you get the box
of fish and it's deep fried and it's almost all bread,
and you're always disappointed because.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
You're basically trying to Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah, I'm you know, at the house, trying to recreate
a fish file at from aconce like, I want this
to be like a philate o fish. You take it back.
This is all bread, damn it. Yeah to again, oh
missus pool.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, I wonder if like where sushi is does that?
Is that still in the twenty eight minutes or questions?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Different?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Solid question, nickiing, solid question. Egg mcmuffins again. According to
this research from the University of Michigan, egg mcmuffins take
nine minutes off of your life. That's sad, and eating
bacon will reduce your life spanned by six minutes.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
That's fine, I'll eat all the bacon. If you all
want to give it up, that's fine. I'll take it.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
And they don't. Again, they don't say how much bacon.
If you're going to tell people that they're losing minutes
off their life, you need to be very specific on
how much of this you can eat.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
I'm assuming it's not an entire pound of bacon.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Well, that's that's what killed eltness. He ate an entire
pound of bacon in one city.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's doable.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
And didn't live past forty two, right, okay? Eight seven
seven seven sixty six forty that's what he said.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Can I combine the bacon and the fish somehow and
make a dish that way and try it offset things? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
What are you willing to give up to try to
add time to your life? Okay? Okay, what are you
willing to give up? I mean, I don't drink a
lot of coke. Once in a while, I drink some coke.
I try to stay away from it. I know it's
not healthy. It couldn't possibly be. It's brown sugar water,
couldn't be good for you.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
No, So what they didn't clarify?
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Also, does this include like clear sodas, like sprites? Right?
You know?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Like cheeseburgers.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
I can't give up a cheesebea.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I don't think I can give that up. No, And
I have to wonder how much time I've shaved off
my life. I cannot walk away from a cheeseburger. Okay,
now again, hot dogs that I can forget. I don't
care about hot dogs, all right? Eight eight eight seven seven,
seven sixty six forty textas. I want to know what
sacrifices are you willing to make? Would you walk away
from this stuff? Are you just so dedicated? You're like,
(21:55):
I don't care if I die five years early. I
got to have a can of coke and a cheeseburger.
Nikki Drake, what are you seeing on the text line?
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Got a question here on the text line?
Speaker 4 (22:05):
So if I eat fish hot dogs, it will only
knock sixteen minutes off my life.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
They can you buy fish hot dogs? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Probably I'll do some googling for you. I'll put that
on my Google so you don't have to worry about it.
I did some research. I dug a little bit further
into this University of Michigan thing.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Okay, eating cheeses.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Like Cheddar and Bree could help boost life expectancy and
prevent liver cancer. They don't give me how many minutes,
but Cheddar and Brie add that.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
To your Cheddar and Bree.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Mix that in with the fish.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Okay. I you know, I think, like most people, I
love cheese.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Sure, just love it absolutely so.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, telling me to eat more cheese not a problem,
Not a problem all right, what else you got?
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Coffee increases others' lives around me?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Very good?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Very good? All right, triple A, triple seven sixty six
forty studio line lighting up? You are on the Jack
and Nikki Show. What you got for us?
Speaker 5 (23:14):
I have to give up salt because salt raises my
blood pressure. And there's a lot of things you can do,
and you get salt substitutes and go to sea salt
is as bad, But giving up salt is one thing
I'm willing to give up because it does raise blood.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Pressure, and you you've already done that.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Yes, there are salt substitutes with potassium, and I really
can't tell the difference. But the problem is like anything
you buy, you know, fast food or use packed with salt.
Oh yeah, and TV dinners are packed with salt. Even
though they say it's a healthy choice, if you look
at the sodium content, it's still pretty high.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
These are all good points, and you're right, it is
difficult if you're trying to avoid a specific in ingredient
like salt versus let's say, just a cheeseburger. You know
you can go well, I can spot a cheeseburger and
stay away from that. But like you just said, there's
salt in almost everything, and you really have to look
at the packaging to figure.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
It out, right, Yeah, well they'll sneak it in on you,
and in the fact that you know, they'll call it sodium,
and again not to be redundant, we'll call it a
healthy choice TV dinner and really, in essence, it's really not.
But salt is something we get way too much of
insugar as well. So I'm older and my VP, if
(24:34):
I can control it, is cut down on salts. So
I do want to live a long time.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
All right. Well, it sounds like you've got a plan
and you're a responsible person, so I'll tell you what
I tell every person with the plan who's responsible. Don't
ever call here again, Oh I will. All right, Hey man,
we appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Yeah, I love the show. It's really uplifting in the morning,
and both of you do a fantastic job.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Oh I'm surprised. I'm surprised to hear you say that.
I thought we would be raising your blood pressure.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Right, yeah, I'm furious every morning when I listen to
you too, idiots.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
That's why you had to give up this long Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Hey man, it's good to hear from Youboddy. We appreciate it.
Mery Christmas, you too.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Take care.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
We've got a terrific program of inspiration for you this morning,
Jack and Nicki show. All right, give me another text here, Nikki,
and let's wrap this up.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Okay, Mike, we're talking about the coke. How many minutes
does coke take off your life? Again?
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Drink a coke?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
According to this is twelve minutes.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Okay. My grandmother is eighty five in May.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
She drinks about eight or nine cokes a day for
over forty years. So they're saying if she didn't drink coke,
she could live to see the Browns win a Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
The Nerve Center of North Central West Virginia, Jack Loger
and Nicki Drake on one O two WVAQ.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
We all know about Karen's here in America, totally unreasonable, entitled, endless, complaining,
butting in, causing problems and h It's like that all
over the world, as we're going to demonstrate for you
now with this story that seemingly is out of the UK.
It's a Karen who does not understand the concept of
(26:20):
an electric car. Okay, So there was a guy sitting
outside in his electric car when a woman stopped to
complain about the exhaust fumes from his car and how
they were causing problems for her. Oh, and he tried
to explain, it's an electric car, there are no exhaust fumes,
(26:40):
and well she just wasn't having it.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
You got the.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Car engine going. It's not very nice, not very reasonable,
he saw outside my house. I'm coffee might not can't
you send the engine off?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I'll go why would it be making Coffee's an electric car.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
It's a car with an engine, doesn't it doesn't produce
few it's electric, doesn't make a sound or produce fumes,
so it can't be my car. Do you arguing with me?
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Now? Please just.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Turn the engine off.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
It's stupid, This is stupid.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
It's an electric car.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Please make me. Do you know about electric They don't
have exhaust pipes if nothing comes out of it.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Do you not know about electric car?
Speaker 6 (27:23):
So they don't make a sound car.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
It's got an engine.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yeah, but you're not listening to me. You're not listening
to me.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
Please just turn the engine off. It's a reasonable request
for my health.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
It's an electric car. It doesn't have an engine. It
it's not producing exhaust fumes. Right, it's electric niked rink
boogie woogie wige. I this is amazing to me.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I just if she can't even hear it, how does
she know it's on? That's the other thing.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
How about the fake coughing? Oh that too, how about
the fake coughing? And then when he explains to her
it's not running, it's electric. It's just sitting here. There's
literally no exhaust coming out of this. And she says,
you're not listening to me, and he says, you're not
listening to me. She is one of those people who
is not going to be moved by facts or information.
(28:24):
It doesn't matter what you say to her, how much
information you have, how many facts you difer. She is
not going to move on her position. She is not
going to change her mind, and she's going to keep
doubling down. Yes, And these are the most frustrating kind
of people. Yeah, they really are.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
It's so ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
You know, it's music to my ears, even when it's
coming out of my mouth, which it often does. When
somebody says something and they like, here are the facts,
here's these are the statistics, this is the data, and
and you hear, okay, I didn't know that, all right, Well,
all right, we can change my opinion on that.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Then the car, Sure, yes, that's music.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Like I said, it's music to my ears, even if
it's coming out of my own mouth, even if I'm wrong.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
All she had to do is, oh, it's not yours,
Well whose is? It helped me find the you know,
the offending.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Vehicle, fair enough, But that's assuming there is one, right,
I think here's my theory. I don't know anything about
this other than what we've all just heard here. My
guess is, for whatever reason, she did not want his
car there, Yes, for whatever reason, and she needed an angle,
and the angle was your exhaust is making me sick.
(29:36):
I'm coughing my head off because she wanted his car
out of there. I'm maybe blocking her view or she's
just one of those people's like I don't want this
in my way, near my property. And she had to
have a reason, but didn't have a legitimate reason. And
she thought, I'll go up and pretend to cough, yeah,
and then he'll have to leave. And when she tried it,
(29:57):
he was like, yeah, there's no I can naked and
mona mon one not too
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Don't you bet
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