Ep. 194 - The Anniversary Episode

The Anniversary Episode

Episode Transcript

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Now this is the FCB Podcast Network. Welcome to Jeff Brown. What's going

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on? What's going on? Happyanniversary to the Jeff Brown Show. Five
years, five years, five years, y'all and we still here, We
still hide on the mic and we'restill doing what we do. This is
the sure to make you laugh andthink. So I love it, I
love it, I love it.Got to introduce the show, the team
that makes it happen with me,the fam. You already know the lovely

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side of the show. We callher the Smile, none other than Coca
Browns. Everybody, how you do, and hope you had a great Valentine's
Day. If you didn't love onyourself, hope you spend some money love
on yourself? Is that like likelove on yourself? Like don't don't don't
go there, don't go Okay,we are still trying to keep just PG.

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Thirteen. But hey, they sayit's healthy for you, you know,
but you know, I'm sure youwould know. So how's that going
with that blindness? You know?They say you go blind? So,
hey, you've been doing all right, You've been learning a braid and everything.
Hey, guess what, I'm feelingpretty good? I can see.

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Oh my god, it's it's enhancedmy vision pretty good. I can see
good. Oh, how I gotHarry Palms? Did you get that handle?
You know Harry Palms? Nothing likethat? Oh my good. No,

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No, I don't know. Idon't know about that package. But
anyway, uh, we got thehat on my man, Dario was good.
You still don't know that still yeahyeah, yeah, yeah, yep,
I didn't call you REVERENDU wrong.It's a special occasion, man,
you know, you know, youknow, you know, most church anniversaries,

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man, they raised a lot ofmoney. So hey, you go
to a church man anniversary, bro, Man, I would pull out the
pocket book. It's going down getsman. It's like, well right now,
bro, you can give like sixoffers because everything virtual. You got
givele a fly, you got cashShot, you got Zil. You know,

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every church got all different ways ofgiving out, man, especially with
you no since COVID. You knowwhat I mean. Oh yeah yeah they
cash at zill, give a fie. I'm saying, give give me more.
You know what I'm saying. Youdon't seen you don't see these churches
taking cash. Oh man, theygot cash shot, they got Zeil,

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they got give a fie they got. Yeah. Oh, I went to
a church. They take Apple pay, Yeah, Apple pay. They walk
around the two machine. You canjust tap your phone on it and donate
atm machines and the church church gotfancy fancy. What happens is good old
throwing some change and a ten PM. Now, now, everybody, you

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know you people could know if youwere broken out. Don't yeah, you
can't yeah them them churches don't existno more, no now just spipe your
car should have? How much youdoing, baby? Yeah? Move with
the moving with the times. Iain't gonna lie. My tides come out
monthly like I don't even I justknow every month my childs will go out.

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I know your love you they do. I know you got a name
on your do they gott a nameon one of the fugs with you,
Honey, I got a whole roomand the children that have named after me.
You got parkers you have. Yougot your old parking space too,
name man, that's dope, okay. If you gotta do it, yeah,

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and if and if your child getout of hand, we will whip
them in the name of Jesus.If in the brown room, they will
be They may be chest tides in. Yeah, the coke, the Coca
brown children here ye the school withmy moom. Wow, when they gave

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you that role, what did whatdid you say? What did you think
when they say, hey, youknow, go go we you know,
we appreciate your your supporting, yourlove and we want to dedicate this room
to you. I thought it wasbeautiful, you know. I thought it
was absolutely beautiful and wonderful. Andlike I said, it wasn't on no
pretentious celebrity stuff because yeah, Iwas gone from California now almost eight years,

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and that church, my church familycalls and checks on me on my
me and my son almost every liketwice a month. That's good. And
I go saying, almost eight yearsand they still call me twice a month
to check on me and my child. So that's love, you know what
I mean. Big shout out tothe church. Big shout out to the
church for doing God's work. Yeahyou hear about this REVERENDU role. You

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gotta check on your members, bro, you the deacon. So hey,
I can the money, brother,that's all I do. I ain't talking
to the members. Man. Memberscan be a little a little messy,

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So you know, I leave thatto the past. So go ahead,
brother, but listen man. Youknow, as we kick up this five
years celebration, I want to talkabout the recap of um Rihanna and that
mega performance, uh super Bowl.I mean, Rihanna is just a beautiful

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woman, like just cold, justcold, like yeah, and the and
the house she revealed that she hadshe was pregnant with her second baby.
Oh my god, Like, ain'tsat Rocky, Please, don't that Rocky
is securing the bag. He's gonnakeeps, gonna be the greatest mister mom

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and he in every crime. Ohnah nah nah, Yeah, I'm telling
you I ain't the bag. Youknow. I was looking at her performed
pregnant, and she couldn't do nowrong. No, no, it was

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like most respect. Y'all better putsome respect on us mother's names. Because
I'm gonna tell you something. Irealized she was pregnant, like quick,
like, oh she's pregnant, becausethat's all right to giving her all.
And I said, and as awoman, as a mother who worked up
until her eighth month of pregnancy,I was slinging jokes and working on Tyler
Perry's for Better or Worse up untilmy eight and a half month. I
was eight months and two damn weekswhen my water broke, Okay, and

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I was still set. Let metell you sob y'all with some respect on
us women's names, because we arebeats twenties. She was giving you a
full show, honey, all ofher pregnant glamor wonderfulness and yeah, back
the nery to be Hayden. Meand y'all can't even pass a kidney stone.
And you got the nerve to talkabout a woman if you don't get
out my face shitty. Yeah,but listen, I don't listen. Yeah,

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I ain't gonna do the kidney stone. But what I will say about
this, that woman put on aphenomenal show. And she's aging, and
she's age, she's like ageless,Like I don't know what she's doing or
how she's doing it. I lovehoney, peace not letting the people get
to you. Man. That woman'sgot peace written all over her. Oh
man. It was just and thenand then I think was what I think

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what even made it sweeter was thatshe she's the first woman to perform pregnant
at the biggest stage in the world. The NFL Super Bowl is the biggest
stage in the world. And forher, you know, you just gotta
salute the girl. I mean yougot a salute her and you and you
salute her because you watch the journey. You if you're a fan, you've

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been able to watch how she's evolvedfrom the first time she hit the scene.
And I'm telling they were trying tosay she was a Beyonce one to
be oh Man voice, and thatgirl's cut on her own length. I
have a whole bunch of savage Fintyin my closet and my drawers right now,
honey, because I love her brain. Her bras are incredible. I

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don't know about y'all, but herbras are incredible. Like they they're beautiful
and they fit right and they last. You don't wash them one time and
the wire sticking out. No,Honey, your bras last. She ain't
got no fruit of the loom brasout there for y'all. She making for

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us big, She making for usbig chee cheek girls too. I'm like,
thank you, honey, for thetriple deeds. We appreciate you.
Rianna. Wow Wow, I justthink you know, just like I said,
big shout out to her, andwhat she's doing and the whole situation.
You know, uh, as faras her success is concerned, and
she's a billionaire. Didn't nobody talkingabout that, but you know we talked

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about man, I mean a billionbothered by anything? Yes, I mean
nobody even talking about that part.But like she's a billionaire, a bonafly,
a whole. But she came outwith that quietly. They can't nobody
see that coming. When they madethat enough and about a year or so
ago, she was a big everybodywas like, damn, really, I

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mean, she's been doing her things. So big shout out to Rihanna and
you know, and Jay Z andRock Nation and for you know, making
that collaboration and with the NFL tocontinue to make sure that our culture is
seen on big stages. So bigshout out to jay z uh for making
that happen. Also to him.Want to get into Fletcher Cox, who

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plays for the Philadelphia Eagles. There'sa meme going around with the outfit he
head on like a church mother's superoutfit with the men head he lost the
bat and there's nothing, there's noyou can't tell me no different, No
grown man in his right man andis wearing the church mother's outfit on the

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field at Super Bowl. He lostthe bet. Something happened. No,
I don't think he lost, nobet. I think that brother whumped out.
I think that brother felt felt felthis fly. I said, I'm
about to put on his blouse todayand with this sup because we're about to
win. And um, and andhe went. He went to the Super

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Bowl and and he walked out withoutthat uh Lombardi trophy, but he still
had his blots. So which thatsaid, fellas game. Yes, blouses
and suits don't go together. Brothersjust want to let y'all know. You
know what I'm saying, Uh,you just need a fashion tip. He

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just don't go together. So CamNewton, Cam Newton, I said,
Newter, That said Cam Newton,You said Cam Newdor, Cam Newder,
the Lord Nordon Newt. But hestarted, he started, you know,

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the metro sexual NFL player movement wherethey're coming in there wearing our clothes.
We have to hide sisters. Youmust hide your blouses, hide your rings,
hide your shoes. Um. Youknow, and a lot of these
dudes are taking it. But yougotta be a certain type of dude that

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can pull that off. And it'sjust not screamed that you know, you
know, I like skittles and rainbows. Oh that note, Uh, skittles
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Spotify, iHeart, or wherever youget your podcasts. This is the Jeff
Brown Show. What's going on?What's going on? Back? Listen?
Man? I love our commercial breaksbecause it's always the conversations during the commercial
break that keeps me laughing. Butwe got a special guest as we continue

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to celebrate five years of the JeffBrown Show. One of our what I
can say, not just a cohost, but she's our family, is
with us. She did the showwith me for about almost three years,
just about and just really came onand blossom and just really help the show

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evolved. And that is the favoriterelationship A corner Lady herself, Miss Sassy
with all of the sass and allof the relationship team. What's up,
y'all, y'all. Congratulations Jeffrey.I am so proud of you, and

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I know that God is going tocontinue to use you and give you exactly
what your heart desire and what youhave for you. DARBYO, oh my
lord, I think that you areabsolutely amazing and I wish that you guys
have five plus plus plus more years. Coco, you did nothing but shine

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like a star like you always do. You did nothing but make Jeffrey and
DARBYO look even better than what theyare. So I'm just so proud of
y'all. Until y'all absolutely absolutely manyany more. I enjoyed the time that
I had and I miss you guysso much. But I really truly just
want to say congratulations, so allthree of y'all, Well, we appreciate

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you. We appreciate you. Umgo ahead, Cocoa ahead, that's you
set the bar, says, thankyou so much for letting me feel if
you walk in your shoes. Thankyou so much. I always go by
what you said. I will neverforget when I first met you that we
all talked about that things, whatwe're doing and growing. And one thing

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I remember you said, Coco,is that we all have a seat at
the table. So I appreciate that. Amen. Wow, that was a
profitm I remember that show. Ohyou had just got joke. That's right,
Coco, you had just was awardedthe Star of Fame at Tyler Perry's
studio. Huh yep, amazing.Yeah, that was dope. Ay,

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so sassy. You know, um, talk a little bit about you know,
your experience being on the show meyou know, outside of you know,
that tremendous statement that you know Cocomade, you know, what did
you take from the show and andjust you know, just being a part
of it. I'll be very brief, but me coming into this like not

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knowledgeable to anything at all. Itook away from the fact that you can
do something that you have in yourheart and not even know that you'll grow
and blossom as well. And ontop of that, Darbio and Jeffrey was
always so encouraging to me. Welaughed and joke and play, but I
appreciate that you guys pushed me tothe limits that I didn't think I could.

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Not only that, just getting thefollowing and getting myself out there,
just being known, and then peopleinvited me to do things, and I
believe that had a lot to dowith, you know, the show and
just getting out there and being known. So I thank y'all so much.
So in if anybody's listening, youcan do whatever you put your mind to,
even if you're afraid of it.Just do it. Get a bright

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people behind you, and you canwin absolutely. And I always say there's
no I in team, but it'san IM win and you guys made sure
or that I want with or withoutShaw. So thank you so much.
I love it. Yes, Yeah, who was your favorite guests on the
show outside of Coco Bron I wasgonna say Coco, but because I don't
think I laughed that hard in mylife, she was, Oh my god.

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I was just like, you knowwhat, she can't do this to
me. I can't stop laughing,and Dary all over there looking because this
is when we were in the studio. Um, if I had to pick
a favorite guest, oh my god, UM, I want to say it
was far Gray, I believe.Yeah, we share the same name.

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Yeah, yeah, yes, that'smy favorite. Yeah. He gave a
powerful, powerful interview, powerful interview. You're right, yeah, yeah,
he has a hell of the story. And uh man, that's just that's
just dope. That's just amazing.Well, listen, Shashly, we're gonna
take a quick break. You're gonnastay with us one more you know,
one more segment of or how youwant to stay on the show, and

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We'll be right back with more ofthe Jeff Brown Show. This is
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back, uh talking five years andjust reflecting, and we've got the lovely
Sassy Miss Sassy hanging out with usour special guest today, who's uh,
she's a part of our family andshe know she's welcome to stop by any
time to come hang out with us. But five years in counting, and

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Darvo, I know you wanted totalk to Sassy and just maybe shoot a
question to her, you know,just kind of get some feedback. Right.
Yeah, Well we can't let hergo without talking about the thing that
she was most known for, whichwas the relationship Corner absolutely got to uh
some of the wildest ones UM outsideof I was gonna say, I do

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appreciate and all the listeners that UMsent me in of DM's text messages and
as Darbio had titled to tell alltheir business. But my favorite one was
the baby shower incident. I don'tknow if you guys remember that one view
on this twoc so the baby showerincident Coco was UM. There was a

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young lady and if I can't rememberit, she was dating a guy for
a couple of years or whatever,and she had been dating him and she
worked with a young lady that shehad got really close with. She invited
her to her baby shower and shewas driving there, but whatever happened,
she got lost or the GPS wasn'tworking. She called the lady and said

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I'm lost. She said, I'mgonna send my fiance out to get you.
In the fiance was the guy thatshe was dated. Mix it lord.
Yeah, so that was absolutely oneof my favorites. But I would
love to know your input on that. Damn. Yeah no, because she
was asking what did she do?Right? Yeah, what did she do?

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Yeah? We did took a trip. I said, oh, let's
take a ride real quick. Ohbaby, if it's you be found out,
this should be okay. I thinkaround and he'd be still been.
He's still been, have't been missing? Yeah? Well, I said that
I would share the whole baby showerup it's going down. No, I

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wouldn't even do that. The babyaginting to do with it, and the
baby and the baby mama didn't knowme, and that's that's the one in
the air baby and talk about this, you know, and he ain't wait
wait wait wait, somebody said theywould what to the baby? The baby?

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What the baby? I wouldn't dothat, y'all know. I know
child. I believe children are inthe said they don't ask to be here
and they don't choose their parents.So I'm just your stood the woman,
and it's the dude's fault. Yep. Now let's hear triflate heafer that knew
about you and and violated. Buthalf the time been the line to him

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and told him a whole other story. Me and Hi would have took a
nice little ride. This happened inCleveland. You every time he woke up
would have been in Montana. Come, why am I teller? Because you
can hide bodies, They're very easily. Brother, Damn, I never been

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going to Monta to look for you. Brother. Anybody going to Hey.
That's why I've never been in Montella. I have listened. I have no
design to go to Montellor. Ithe whole uh some the places. Yeah,
I know, I'm codn't think aboutit. Any state that has a
populace of less than three percent blackpeople is a safe place to hide a
body. Yeah, I'm going tomy Tenna this week. What we're talking

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about? This This is one realquick, is really crazy. But the
other one that I like is whenthe young lady said that she was with
the guy for X amount of yearsbut she had been cheating on him,
and the guy that she was cheatingon him with whinn and got a blood
test and found out he was HIVpositive. She went and took a test

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and found out that she was notpositive, but the doctor had told her
can take some period of time,and she said, should she tell her
dude to be tested? That wasanother one of my Yeah, that's the
girl that was the girl out ofVegas or something, right, Yeah,
when the girl out of Las Vegas. Yep, I believe that the fonts
Miss Brown. Well, I guessI hope she had a good life insurance

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policy because when she was gonna,you gonna tell him she it's gonna be
some slow singing flower. But um, it would be better for her to
just go ahead and move to anothercountry and change her name. Because the
minute you tell that man, andnot only have you violated, but you
violated and done it recklessly, andnow you've bought a disease and we stuck

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with for the rest of my lifeand can also my quality of life.
I know there's a no guarantee you'regoing to still be breathing later. I
don't know better. You know,she should have went to Montana and you
know, um, joined a niceMormon cult and just changed her name.

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And yeah, I'm thinking that thatwas a suicide bomber mission for her to
tell him. You know what's interestingabout this that imagine if her dude was
cheating, cheating, on him andhe cheating on her. So he passed
that off to the other people exactly, exactly exactly on two columns Noday,

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don't you wouldef right. But beforethe end of this segment, I was
surprised that Sassy didn't bring up thisone that I will never forget. It
was the young lady who was cheatingon her. I believe it was boyfriend.
I can't remember her boyfriend husband cheatingon her man with her man's mama.

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Oh my god, one man.And then not only that, don't
forget. She wanted to stop,and the mama was blackmailing, tell her
son, yeah you right, wow, And she asked us what should she

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do? Yeah, your thoughts?You know? I would camera on,
but I don't have no hair onright now. But we sh my face.
I just need y'all to see myface because I'm so disturbed in my
spirit. I'm just gonna show myface right now. Okay, So so

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coke that question, said the saidthe should? The mother said the mother
should? Should she had just kepton sleeping with the mother mm hmm above
my pay grade. I don't.I can't um wow, um, I

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mean wow, I mean, like, would that would that make her say,
these relationship corners were very entertaining,but they made me lose faith in
humanity every week. How you evenanswers rap like, it's like what goes

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through your mind that you and hismama. I understand loving a man that
you want to crawl in his skin, but to crawl back in his mama,
that's just no, that's just no, no, Mama, Mama,
Mama, Mama, had that workedfor mama? All turned out? Mama.
She don't even care about her son'sfeeling. Mama, like, that's

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that's my son. He's gonna listento me, stuff, my stuff,
you know. Can't you imagine whatThanksgiving was like? Oh my god,
Christmas, Christmas Birthday? Church?Next to me today at church? This

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is like it was this man's mama, Hey, how you doing? Man?
Yeah? Much? I got I'mlooking like Monique imprescious right now.
I'm just like, I don't knowhow much time you got? But what

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about oh sorry? Where she wasdating the young lady was dating the man
for um like two or three years, and he had told her that he
was incarcerated because he killed his lastgirlfriend, and she was should know should
she stay in a relationship or not. Do you all remember that one?
Right? She was, she wasshying to side not only should you just

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stay in the relationship, but shouldshe go to the police because it was
uh they didn't you know, right, right? Right? Right? Because
because uh, because he got awaywith it, didn't he didn't he get
away with it? Or so yeahhe did, he got away with it.
Yeah, so he felt like theright he felt you theah, yeah,
yeah, he he didn't want toleave leave that secret alone without letting

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her know because he really cared aboutit. Yep, right, Yeah,
that's what happened of Coco man killedthis ex woman. He got away with
it, nobody knew, and hetells her love with this woman, and
he told her the truth, andso she was scared, like should she
go to the police? Should sheleave? Is he gonna kill her?
You know what I'm saying? Soshe does now become and she just needs

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to go ahead and accept that.Oh like what the hell? Yeah that
people? Yeah, I'm with you, Darby. Oh you know, Mars
is looking real good to me?Right, I would I would sit every
week and be like, how dopeople get themselves into this lesson? And

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then they asked us, well whatshould I do? But they ask me
girl. But the girl and hermother, she like, what should I
do? I don't know what thehell wouldn't you to turn to? And
I know my scripture. I can'teven ad a scripture in the battleom to
help you. And that's and that'swhy I came into play, because they

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were they saught. They were seekingwisdom from me and how to deal with
the situation. That's problem right there? When did your ask become the oracle?
Fast half ago? Morpheus? Don'tlook nothing like you? Hey gonna

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the problem? They did? Jeffrey. That the problem right there? They
came that, they came from them. They sought wisdom. Cleveland, neo
of jeff Brown. I'm the one. Do you remember and this is a
genuine question, because I don't remember. Do you remember the advice that you
gave that girl? Which one Igave the one I was sleeping with,

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the with the man's mama. Whatdid you say? He always was saying
something crazy me. I think Isaid, I think I said, you
know, if she should probably tellbut if it was good, don't say
nothing. You know what I'm saying. I said something like that that sounds

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like something you said, say yousay you because you're you're saving the relationship
of a mother and a son,you have to you have to sacrifice.
You also doing something you don't wantto do. She didn't want to do
it anymore. And if that,if that mama was women to sleep with

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her son's woman, is that arelationship worth saving anyway? That's it twisted.
That's sick and twisted that, Vanya. And well, let me say
this. Let me say this toyou. I don't know if it's worth
saving, but it's worth a shot, you know, you know, I
just think that, Oh my god, I just think that. You know,

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when you talk about these things,you know, you got to look
at the loan, the overview.You didn't gotta look at the bigger picture
because you got family. Hell,they will go to hell if it's in
the helly e hockey stick and snapssays, h E hockey stick. Hockey

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stick you put three hockey six olderthree, a whole lot of listen,
well, listen, we had noidea of what to like. I don't
know what to tell you to do. I never thought that something like that

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could happen in the real world.About the sons, woman messing with the
dad. That's we've heard that onthe mini of you know doctor Philo,
Right, we had one of thosetwo Yeah, mama though, mom,
Yeah, And my thing is this, if you knew your mama was a

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little bit of a bull, thenyou sure left your girl. Mama got
mama, Mama got game. Mamagot game like little switch it and you
might left the girl. Oh mamagot mama, not mama. This was
like this woman, Mama like fishing, black and fishing. You're gonna bring

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fish around your mama thinking she ain'tgonna eat it. Mama, Mama,
Mama had a little hot sauce waitingfor that, so that some wheat bread.
Feel me, mama, old ain'ttwo keys, old slum You know

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what. I don't even know whatto say right now. It's some lemonade
with that stats. Feel me,I became the sun. You knew your
mama had corn rolls and wolf plannelshirts. You knew what your converse and
converse and converse gonna bring your womanaround. That's what your as. You

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know your mama, You know yourmama, You know you know your mama
carrying that strap in both ways,in both ways Jesus, fix it,
fix it, Jesus. Pockets inboth back pockets and one in both backpockets.
Yeah, you knew you same barber, and you're gonna bring your woman

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right. Y'all know y'all bout thesame urban story about the same white T
shirts, same way, same youknow this? Yeah, yeah, y'all
got the same y'all wear the samesize, and you don't bring your woman
round. Y'all wear the same sizeto right. I don't feel sympathy for

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you, homeboy, because yeah,your mom you know your mama was problem.
Yeah, I know your mama.Every maid go to Pride weekend and
you're gonna bring your woman around.Got got got season tickets for it?
You feel she has, she hasa lifetime pass. Brother, like right?

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You like you? I don't wantto it's the Olivia you knew,
Yeah, and your mama was good. What did you think Olivia was.
I'm not saying, man, I'mnot saying this is a lot. Yeah
you know, so you know it. So you know it's it's fought on
all ends. You know. Hehe misjudged his mama. Mama, not

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the girlfriend girlfriend stuck around with.Obama couldn't take it no more. Now
he gotta go get him a shankand take it to the streets to get
his woman back. Exact, hegot to fight his mom on her level.
I hope you got a strength onYeah, because mama got that name,
she got that nad for him,She got she got that Nina for

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him. Listen, I brought youinto this world. I'll take you out
and I'm gonna keep your woman.Listen with There's no way that we was
going to sass back the anniversary.Listen, We'll be right back, Jeff.

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No, he this the Jeff BrownShip. Oh man, I was
funny going down memory land. Wereback with back, got the lovely sassy
in the building, hanging out withus like old times. Man, Man,
she be okay, I'm gonna you. You're okay, Lenard? You

(36:07):
still on? Leonard? Would yousay Coco in the world, Honey,
I feel like Mahellia Jackson trouble alot of yeah, be like that.
It just amazes me how people canget themselves caught up and so much stuff.

(36:30):
Yeah. Yeah, that's one ofthose things where they say all things
that look good ain't good. Faything. Yeah. Well, at the
end of the day, his mamawas she was. She just had a
little bit more gaming him. That'sall. That's something Jeffrey, Jeffrey will

(36:51):
be in that because if you noticederbl every relationship corner be like, is
she cute? What she looked like? So he didn't. That was how
he determined what the decision making process. Yeah, man, I had a
lot to do with it. Sodo you hear this? You hear this?
I mean that makes sense, youknow, Jeffrey superficialist hell child.

(37:15):
Yeah, you know, you know, I'm gonna tell y'all something, you
know, you know, And Ihope everybody did have a great Valentinized day,
uh celebration. So I posted onmy on my I g didn't the
notes that, you know, youcould post a little note. I said,
um, Happy Valentine's Day to allthe beautiful women. And I got

(37:36):
some sponsors from that. And somebodysaid, well what about the ugly women.
They need love too, oh andI said, well, ugly women
are pretty on the inside, sothey're beautiful on the inside. So I
mean we're gonna we're gonna wait tillThanksgiving and cut them open like a church.

(37:58):
This is on this for you.The Turkey, so you can see
what duty. Somebody tell me along time beauty is an out of the
holder, and I just never understoodthat. Really, you wouldn't never seen
a chick with a really unattractive dude. Is she's really pretty, or you

(38:22):
ain't never seen a really attractive dudewith a very unattractive chick, because I
can yeah, yeah, yeah no, But I just think that I just
think that I just never believed inthat statement. I just believe people just
like what, you know, theydealing with whatever they dealer with at that

(38:42):
moment. Beauty, fright, Sowhat's beauty? What's beautiful to you may
not be beautiful to the next personeverybody in the room. No, you
got an ugly man. You knowyou got an ugly man. You feel
me, you know, it's justjust just what it is. You know
your woman? Ain't you know yourwoman? You know what I'm saying.
People, they look at the wholeHe might have a beautiful personality, what

(39:08):
leave me looking at him like damn? How? No? I mean,
I think I don't know, sadsy if you can agree, but we've
all you know, I know I'velooked upon my past and I'm like,
wow, I was blind. Ilooked upon my past, but I look
upon He was very sweet, wasvery attentive. He caught me in a
whole spot that I went blind.Everybody has had at least one slump buster.

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If you haven't had at least oneslump buster, you, Lyne say,
let me say something. I don't. I will, I don't call
see, I don't slump buster.I don't say slump buster for me.
I've had um pretty pretty big women. You had a really attractive but duck,

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I've looked upon my paths and Ithere's I don't see that people.
But you're not gonna You're not gonnaexplain the chicken nuggets tournament. First Jeff,
Jeff was messing with a chick lookedlike a chicken nugget. First of
all, Sassy is lyning of all. First of all, So first of

(40:35):
all, let me say this.Sassy came into one of the parties and
a friend of line who's like asister to me. She was short,
and she was at the party andshe was talking to me up close.
Sassy walks in and like, whyis this chicken nugget on you? And
I said, she's a that's myfriend She's like, no, she like

(40:55):
like you though, because Sassy bereading the room about who women. You
know, that's how she does.I don't wanna tell him, Sassy,
we'll be doing that because she wasfollowing him. She kept leaning over him,
and I just seen a little batterkeep falling off every time she trailed
Jeffrey. And I'm just like,jeff she likes she liked you, and

(41:17):
she likes she's like a pregnantly cool. No, I'm pregnant chicken nugget the
stomach. And she was short,yeah, and then her hair was like
short and blind. So I'm like, this is every time I'll be so

(41:37):
hypnotized by these ugly, light skinnedthe women. I'm not. I'm not
hypnotized. I ain't had nothing todo with it because I call it the
tiny effect. Yeah, I've neverbeen effected by nothing. Okay, so,
uh so I don't know what Sassytalking about. I told Sassy,
but Sassy ran big show blind,look like a moon cricket. Yeah,

(42:06):
I gotta said. I don't knowthat. Yeah, jeff but just trying
to get them cookies because he hassomething I don't let me tell you.
Hold on, wait a minute.You wanted them cookies. Jeffrey, No,
I did not note you're lying.I not listen one thing I would

(42:30):
on this show. I will alwaysadmit when I want something and you damn
show me. If I wanted it, I would say, yeah, I
wanted a piece of that. Iwant to smash that. Yeah, I
would say that. But you know, damn well, Sassy, you know
me a long time. I donot play. If I wanted, I'll
say it. If I'm not playright, Yeah, you can't be putting

(42:53):
that on men, nugget on myresume. I'm gonna tell y'all, he
can dish it out, but hecan't take it because he do me like
that all the time because you've beentrue. No, no, he does
me like that all the time.Oh yeah, so you was, oh

(43:15):
yeah, did you sweet? Andso he gets me like and I'll be
like, Jeffrey, shit your mouth, but look, he can't take it.
The chicken nuts, that's not suchshe wanted, y'all, sweetest,
most most most women do want mysweeten sold results. You know what I'm
saying, that's not that's that's she'sone of many. But what I'm saying

(43:38):
is, when I talk to youI have stoleby sucks. That's a lie,
a lie. Heyst having a fewchicken nutts a while while she's playing
I do. That's why she laughing. Yeah, she know, but a

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purpose and we're clear about our chickennuggets and moon crickets and mud ducks.
Assignment Okay. When I was dealingwith my mud duck, you know what
I'm saying, he comforted me doingvirtue. Okay, he was where's your
where's your mud duck? Now mudduck is married to another mud duck and

(44:24):
mud they got mud duleys, theygot mud ducklings, okay, mud duckleys,
Okay, they have it. Mudducks produces mud duckleys. I love
it. I love it, absolutelylove it. I can't so now when

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I now I see two chicken nuggetsand mud ducks and ugly people, I
know what. I know what kindof kids they produced? Little moon crickets,
any pigs you know in Bigfoot's youknow what? All Yeah, I

(45:15):
just say that all the few peopleout there you are questionably in the face,
just try to mate with your ownkind. That's all I'm saying.
Keep the keep keep the race going. We'll need to uck mixed with moon
cricket. Let's just stick with yourcords a little this time wrong with you
know what I'm saying, It's okay, you can be a mud duck.

(45:36):
Mud ducks they make money that goodcredit. Maybe love too. And it's
a lot of virgin. It's alot of versions with mud ducks too,
a lot of Lord Jesus virgins virgin. Ain't nobody trust it? You're good,

(46:00):
herb my, you know what whoit is? I don't all I
keep saying. I just keep tellingmyself. I asked for it. I
asked for you. He hasn't changeda bit, got a little worse,

(46:21):
he got worse. Now upgraded thechicken tenders. Now he's got him.
Now he's now upgraded the chicken tenders. You know, saucy sassy, because

(46:42):
you know he's upgraded chicken tenders absolutely, you know. So you know he's
feeling some type of ways, youknow. Yeah, put that on my
resume. I don't even but atleast you got more chicken tenders and chicken
tender loins on there than chicken nuggets. We all want no chicken nuggets.

(47:07):
We don't have chicken nuggets, okay, we have, we have salmon.
He plays as with all of usto go find out your pack. Hey,

(47:28):
go dig them up, Jeff,don't don't play. You know how
women is. They can find outanything, they can go dig them up.
Just leave them just when you digthem up, Just put them back
when you when you found them missing. You girl close the should anyone else

(47:59):
anyway? Man, I just wantto thank everybody again, UM, just
for you know, this love andthe support of the past five years.
Looking to continue to do what weneed to do. Listen, We're on
the road to two hundred, twohundred episode is coming up real soon and
we're looking to have a phenomenal showon that UM. And I'm just grateful,

(48:19):
UM, just for the love,the team and just what we do
to support each other and in ourin our lives, our journeys, and
our endeavors. But the Jeff BrownShow definitely has come a long way with
the help of God, God beingfirst, our team, but more more
more importantly the listeners. Listeners,we appreciate you near and far. We're

(48:44):
reaching people in Africa, England,We're pitching people, you know right here
from Cleveland. We're in Atlanta,were California, you know, wherever.
Uh, we're seeing you and you'retuning in and you're downloading, subscribing.
Thank you, thank you, thankyou from the bottom of my heart.
And uh, with that said,you know I always close the show out

(49:07):
with what did you learn so Sassy? Why did you learn to day?
Since you are special guy? Um, I just learned that you are still
crazy. And Darbil you're trying tokeep them together, but it ain't working.
Co co keep them together sometimes,but sometimes she encouraged the Shenanigans.

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Don't go away, don't go Whatdid you learn but learn today? I
learned ticket dugget is the most disrespectedfood item. And Darbil, what did
you learn? Not more respect?Chicken nugget is ast DARBYA, What did

(50:00):
you learn today? I've learned thatyou've upgraded to chicken tenders insteady and I've
learned that. And I learned thatdarbyl got a side of Chitling's waiting on
this right now after the show andstupid. When I saw fixing Jesus,

(50:24):
that man, that man never saidfixing Jesus on this show, God,
God said, oh I missed thatone. Hey, Darya, you never
fix Jesus first time this show,this man went to Jesus. Man,

(50:45):
I'll never get religious on no platform. Jesus. For the first time of
this show, this man said,fixing Jesus, I've done my job.
I've done it. I took himover the edge. I pushed him to
Jesus. Only and I can sayis God love you. I love you,

(51:13):
We love you. And there's nothingin the world you can do about
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