Ep. 197 - Talking Hot Topics with Jeff and Cocoa

Talking Hot Topics with Jeff and Cocoa

Episode Transcript

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This is the FCB Podcast Network.Oh, welcome to Jeff Brown. What's

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going on? Was going on?Man, Jeff Brown? And we're back
on the microphone, back like wenever left. And I'm just so happy.
I'm lost with the most And youtuned into another exciting episd sov Jeff
Brown Show. And you know Igot to introduce the family. Got the
lovely side of the show, Uh, always smiling, got the best teeth
in the world, and tell themost funniest jokes in the world, none

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other then my co host, MissCoco bron Hey building hell you now,
hey, now, can you hearme? I'm yeah, we can hear
you here. I can hear yousmiling with them pretty teeth. I know,
I know, And it ain't whatever. I'm about to get my bottoms
done now. I'm gonna have awhole twenty five thousand dollars worse mouth.

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So your Bobby, well, yeah, that's not my whole mouth will be
now it's worth twenty five thousand.Damn. Can we get some insurance on
it. It's already insured, sugar. That's why I don't be messing with
everybody. Get your teeth in short. I love it, Yes, sir,
all right, I love it.I love it. I love it.

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Listen, how was your weekend?How was your week? Was having
anything new going on with you?Uh? Well, a Big Door Prize
on Apple TV popped on Wednesday.It's okay, we news. People are
loving my character, Principal Pat.So please make sure y'all get that Apple
TV and go watch Big Door Prize. They're saying it's gonna be the new

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number one comedy streaming comedy on peopleare loving it right now. Um,
praise this. The movie I Meanwith Chloe from Chloe and Haley and Drew
Ski, produced by Will Packer,drops April seventh on Peacocks. So they've
been uh promoting that like crazy.Um yeah, and uh this weekend,
I just slang some jokes. Wentto a wedding. Uh kicked the bouquet

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because I refused to believe that livefallacy and yeah, whoa whoa, whoa
whoa. Okaya, Oh it cametowards me and I kicked it because you
can just call me Pelee. Youkick. So are you are you saying
that you're giving up on marriage?I'm done? Really wow? I am

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going to refocus my life on beinga fly ass aunty that just travels the
world. When I drop my kidoff at college and I'm now an empty
nest, honey, there's not goingto be a cruise that I am not
going to cut. There is notgoing to be a land I do not
touch. You may see me eatingberries in Fiji with some coconuts on my
breast. I don't give At thispoint, I'm living my life. I

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am done. I just I justcaused the visual of the coconuts on your
breast. That's interesting, very nice, very life. And I may even
go to Jilligan's Island and see ifI can find that puppet. Oh,
there you have it, Jilligan's Island. So how long before you become an

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empty nest? Uh see? Ihave seven years at seven years? Seven
years seven? You know number sevenis complete. So that's exactly exactly you're
ready. In seven years, thisboy is gonna be going on with his
life, whether it be college,military, or whatever dream he has.
Mommy will support, but I willbe an empty nester. He will be

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eighteen. He ain't got to leavea house because I ain't on that tip.
I gotta kick my kid out whenthey turn eighteen. I'm gonna make
sure my kid is set up lovely. So he walks, yeah and struggle
but but yeah, but knowing theway my kid is built, oh,
he's probably gonna be trying to getthe hell out of here seven teen.
So okay, okay, okay,can be an empty nester and just gonna

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be me and my little dogs,and you're gonna be seeing all these pictures
like, man, did you seeCoke and Iceland? Negro out? This
was in Iceland? Iceland. That'sfunny, Okay, I'm is overrated,
give me loyalty. Wow, youknow what. I am totally shocked about
your philosophy. You know why becauseyou know you have prosecuted me for the

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lifestyle I've lived, and you know, first of all, I've got out
here about to be community. Firstof all, I'm not hired to be
community booty. Okay, community,I am not communing as this, there's
not I'm not community booty or communitywhatever. I'm just I'm not built like

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that. Jeff. You know whatI'm saying. My homeboy was in my
ear last night and he was like, Sis, you just need to have
you a dude for every day ofthe week. Just had you a dude
for just the stuff. Just hadyou a dude, just kick it,
just had some dudes in rotation tokick it, you know, kick it
homies, but kicking homies still gonnawant booty. And I ain't about to
be screwing no seven dudes, areyou? No, you can't screw seven
Listen, listen. See that's themisconception. You know, that's the misconception.

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You're not screwing seven dudes. Okay, you are only dealing with sexually
at this stage. Maybe one ortwo two is the max. Maybe okay,
but you have to spread it out, so you mean, so if
you speak with one guy consistently andthe other guys like the sade dude or

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the other option, I should saythe other option. You know, you
might, you know, you mightget him a little taste, you know,
maybe a month, a month later, maybe two months later, some
you know whatever. I'm built differentJim Games and me out here screwing with
no feelings. That stopped about thirtytwo. Man, I'm an emotional being,
no gay like I'm taking close toheaven or hell. I need to

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get my life right. I don'tI here living dirty side. It's not
living. You realize goes out toin a bituary. At this point,
I can't be I ain't living dirty. I'm trying to get listen. There's
just the truth makes you for listenif you're honest, they respected. No,

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I'm honest this dude. But Imean I have noticed that even in
my age. I don't know,like honest dude, like they honest is
due to you ain't get steak.It gets some stuck on your shoes.
Yea saying out, you know,honestly do those artists. But I don't
know. I just feel like,you know, it used to be,
you know, you would get agrown man, and a grown man would

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do grown man things with a lotof these grown men do young boy things.
Like if you meet a grown manand it's late forties and you're like,
well, look, you know,I'm just trying to have a good
time, but I'm really not tryingto be on that intimate Oh okay,
he'll call you no more. Becausethere's the whole point was booty And I'm
like, dude, you you youtake medication, you might want to find
a companion. So you're saying that, so you're saying that, yeah,

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he's attracted to you. Well,you gotta understand, Jeff, I don't
trying to be cocky and nothing,honey, but I'm a platinum not on
somebody being post. You could trychannel at any channel and he could say
your dog, your dog got hitthat. I ain't trying to get that
out there. Everybody. Everybody don'tget that privilege. I know that's true.
I mean, I understand, Iunderstand, I understand. I feel

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well, a lot of dudes comein me because they want they want to
be able to have bragging rights.I feel staying without when to come to
women, I feel like I'm theplatinum, uh the Jeff Brown show.
You feel me? So when womensee don't hold it, but you don't
hold it back, you give itaway. Let me take Let me say,
let everybody that should be your hashtagthat jefferies. But everybody I think,

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I think I'm around for city counciland you that's to be your slugging
Jeff Brown for every bucket that shouldand you get some, Jeff, if
you get come back to my newpolitical uh gould be my new political uh
campaign? But everybody Brown for everybodyyou death pictures with Asian women, Black

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women, Latin women, special Damn, damn specially what kind of person you
take me for? Damn? Ihave limitations, Okay, I do have
moral stef that that that that specialneeds. A girl had a fat booty,
you would just tell everybody, yo, she just sleeps. I've been,

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I've been like, I can't doit. I wouldn't be got a
body were consider it, don't evenlie. I would see dude holler admitts
because their booty is fat. Don'tplay with me, you listen, ya

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got it? I gotta, Igotta, I gotta make this disclaimer right
now. That's you needs and andlittle people are off are not qualified,
Okay, little people, little people, I don't I don't refer to them
as me. Okay. If Ihad a beautiful little person, sit,
a nice body, beautiful, shewas a little person, you're gonna discriminate

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because she lives. That's not discrimination. It's just not my type. Because
you know you lied. You knowfoot he acts like he's six foot.
Dar right now, you having you'rehaving a whole lot of Seaquille O'Neal energy
right now. And I need youto look at the middle. Listen.
I'm ten and strong, okay,and I'm saying that. Listen, I

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I'm just not okay. But anyway, but what I'm saying ten, I'll
stop ten. It's on my driver'slike, I'm ten and I'm better.
I can tell them I'm under twentypounds on mine. Don't mean but listen,
I'm just saying, you know,people who have medical uh situations such

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as you know, women like nowall jokes aside, I will not do
that and little people and little peoplebe with little people. That's how I
feel about that. So you know, uh yeah, I don't be with
big people though you ain't never seenthat, especially somebody. I've seen it
Instagram. Listen, I've seen themodel midgets. Listen, you know what

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I've seen, Dario. I've seenit, and I don't understand it.
For the life I don't understand it. But what did it? Man?
Listen? You got me look atyou going to comments and some of their
posts. You see brothers like holdon, hear me out man, I've

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me like and then you know it'sthe angle of the camera though that see
out of fear. I you know, I learned a long time ago with
the angles of the cameras, howwomen be you know, uh, Chile.
You know, get certain angles soyou can see. Okay, yeah,
and then when you see that fullbody shot, you'd be like,
oh, no, show, Iget it. These guys, if they

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like them, great, God blessyou me all. You know when I
got going on. So listen.With that said, we got more hot
topics coming up from the Hat himself. Again. I ain't get a chance
to ask him about his week sowe're here about how the Hat none other
than reverendu Ro how his weekend?What's going this? Well? Go subscribe

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right now. I heart radio spotifivepodcast wherever you see your podcast. We
be right back, but more thanJeff Brown Show, y'all know some trash.
I'll be right back. This isthe Jeff Brown Ship. Right then
we're back and we're back. Listen, man, Coco and Darby on trash

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and that's gonna let you know,and uh, what in the hill happened
to Cocoa? She go, okay, She'll be right back anyway. Meanwhile,
I get Chad to talk to youBrow and you know in the Duke
you already know man, this ismy bro, my bro Darby O.
How was your weekend? Man?Calling the Hat? What's happening well over

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your weekend, man, pretty goodman, slow motion man. One of
my homeboys, one of my childhoodfriends. He uh, he's out of
state now, but he was backin town this weekend. So you kicked
him with my homie a little bit, you know what I'm saying. But
it was a slow motion man.Just other than that, man, I
just chilled in the This was thiswas a WrestleMania weekend. So watched a

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little bit of WrestleMania too. Youwatch WrestleMania this weekend? Yeah, man,
it was pretty good. It waspretty good. And I love you
heard or not? Yeah? They'rethey're selling yeah, yeah, man to
Endeavor, their parent company. Well, what Endeavor is doing. Endeavor is
taking w w E and UFC,emerging them into a separate company that's gonna

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be worth like like nine billion,nine point three billion. Ww e's worth
nine billion, UFC is worth twelvebillions. So they're taking them too and
combining them into a brand new companygonna be worth over twenty million dollars twenty
twenty billion, twenty billion dollars.So I want, are they gonna have
the Are they gonna have UFC player, UFC fighters fighting the ww Fighter.

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Are they gonna keep the separate wait? Manute, that's that's two different,
that's two that's mixed martial arts andwrestling. Yeah, they merged, yep,
they and yeah this McMahon uh he'suh uf company bought WWE today for
nine billion, three year, ninepoint three billions and they're merging it with
UFC and spinning it off to anothercompany where it's gonna be worth twenty billion

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dollars. That's crazy. So they'vepretty much cornered the whole sports like combat
sportsman. The only thing they don'thave is boxing, and I heard they
was trying to buy Premiere Boxing Championstwo. What about that that new uh
sport they got called slap It?What it's called slap slap? You know?

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Yeah? Ue Dana White was theone who started that. Have y'all
did y'all? Have y'all seen anyof that? I just see the clips,
man, I followed it. Yeah, I see it. They just
slapping somebody. Hey man, listenthe way some of these people get slapped
and they faced the swollen and disconfigurated. I'd be like, like some people
find out how Foker, we gottafind out what the what the price was

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for the TV rights for that howmuch they made to just have people on
TV slap with each other, Iknow, the insurance or something, because
there used to be a game inthe hood that used to be like flap
Boxer. Right, yeah, it'san actual event, Like is it gonna
be in the Olympics. I could, Hey, man, the way they

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bum and the way these people slappingthe at each other, I guess he
might might make you laugh. It'dbe it'll be all kind of war going
on between. It'd be third we'dbe it be World War three with the
way these people getting slapped in theyface. Man, absolutely give power slap.
That's the name of it. Powerpowers lap Yeah, Polish lap Yeah,

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Polish slap Yeah, slap out ofWow. I'm googling it real quick.
I'm googling real quick power slap TVdeal. Right, you know that's
like that's like you know now theygive it away, man, you know
what you know when you know whentwo people get into it at the bar,

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no man memo, polish slap.Yeah. Uh So this doesn't have
the prices, but this was likewhen they first announced it or whatever,
um they said, they secured thetelevision deal with TVs for an eight episode
series, so you know they're notdoing it. Free says The episodes will
be one hour in length, withcasting already begun. It comes weeks after

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the events were sanctioned by the NevadaState Athletic Commission. The series they got,
there's gonna be weight classes. Youknow, like this is crazy.
Yeah, that's like a heavyweight slappinga lightweight. Come on on that.
See I can't do that and remainin my right mind. You slap me

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and it's something clicks and now I'mfighting everybody in the room. So it's
like I can't. Yeah. Yeah, And the way that's not for me,
that's not that, that's not thesport for me. I'm gonna go
ahead and try some of this pickleballand see how that. But the way
they but the way they slapping eachother don't go home on. I mean,
sometimes these guys fall out and theylike they like get like just something.

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They their hairs freeze up, thefingers get stiff, like they going
to rigging mortars or something. I'llbe like, man, hold on,
man, something in me activates amongstit with a slap, and I would
forget that I'm on this show andI did your trash. Everybody trash.

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You know, it's crazy. Onehundred coda, two hundred and twenty thousand
people in an episode was watching this. I believe I believe it. I
believe it. I believe it.Yeah, so hey, guess what man
ain't Sports Entertainment and the finale andthe finale generated over three million views on

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on online like okay, wow,look at coga. Okay. That I
love because because of of of ofwhat you do in this business code,
I would just love your your thoughtsfrom you what on on on the slap

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thing. Yes, I'm not sayinglike people out here, It just it
proved to be once again that peoplethere's no bounds and no limits to what
people will do to be famous,make money, make be famous whatever.
How much money when they let yourattle my brain? Yeah, I don't

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want how much money they get maybecome a heavyweight, you know, I
want how much money the champion makeswith the three three? How did y'all
feel? Cre I haven't seen achet I need to go see it.
Okay, yeah, yeah, youknow, you know, why are you
talking about that? You know?Uh? The the young brother who's in

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the movie with Michael B. Jordan'sHe's gonna some legal stuff right now.
Pinky toes, These pinky toes don'tbe the bags about to get fumble.
She want to scream all kuys ofabuse. And then she realized the bag
about to get fumble. Now she'slike, oh, I'm sorry, I

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was tripping. No, it's toolate now, you know they saw a
white woman in distress. That's allit takes. Yeah, I think it's
I think it's sad that. Butwe live in a country, in a
society that our people work hard.We work hard, we we um,
we do what we do when wearrive to the point to enjoy the fruits

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of our labor. It's always ahater. It's always somebody somewhere looking and
destroy what we work for. Andlike I said, I don't know all
the details about this situation. Irritatesme. Jump is that Okay? Now,
all of a sudden, all thesepeople want to come out to will

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work and say this man has alwaysbeen violent. Yeah, it's just all
this energy before before, right,right, that's what all of a sudden,
now you want up on the bandwagonthat demand has always been violent.
He's always had a temper. Okay, where were you at three weeks ago
before this happen. But now I'msaying you want to be green. I
that's the problem with and that's theproblem I got with this. So we

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see and I say this all thetime in this country, in this society,
especially this country, will see itoften, right we They pick and
choose, people pick and choose.They pick and choose. People pick and
choose who's guilty, who's innocent,who they feel is worthy, who they

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feel is unworthy. And it's like, damn man, you know, court
of public opinion. Brother, it'sthe court of public opinion. Because I
mean it's like, you know,yeah, dude was winning. Yeah,
dudes a little quirky. He's alittle different, you know, he went
you know, he's a little different. We know this, But that doesn't

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mean he's abusive. That doesn't meanand who doesn't have some what of a
temper? Some have it, knowhow to control it, some don't.
But my thing is, you know, I just feel like we are you
allio. Now they went to schoolwith him and all this all want to
come out to wild Works and healways been this way. He was.
I was wondering when they was gonnasay something, and I'm thinking, okay,
you reacting real bandwagonish right now,because I'm like, there was all

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this energy and don't say, well, I didn't want to say anything,
or I was afraid or I wastraumatiz. Let me let me sell you
something with the way women are singingnow when they are abused immediately afterwards.
I'm sorry at this point, andthey have made it a safe space for
you to come forward and say someoneabused you out the gate. You don't
have to wait. Yea, yeah, he's a safe space, know this.

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So I just I don't like thatwhen people just jump on this bad
wagon and now all people want tocome out to woodwork saying yeah, me
too, me too, me too, because I don't trust it. Everybody
know everybody will do anything for fameand money at this point, Oh yeah,
trust it. I don't trust it. Yeah, me neither. We'll
listen, We'll be right back more. We'll be right back with more hot
topics and discussions. Real quick.Jeah hold on, real quick, real

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quick, real quick. I justwant to tell y'all to see y'all,
y'all head, y'all heads are gonnaexplode because I was still researching here.
Um. According to Dana White Power, slap is worth over one hundred million
dollars just to smack somebody. Wow, I just um, okay, let
me get my office. Gotta getyour coffee. I'm gonna go with you.

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Your coffee worth one hundred million.No, but I'm just saying to
think that I could have, youknow, made one hundred million slapping my
ex Husman. You know how muchmoney I can make? Oh? Man,
Hey, well listen, you canstill go on there. Cocoa m
invited. Can you find him?We got hey, we got hey,

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we got tracers, we got trader. Yeah, we got skipped tracers.
Listen, we'll finally we'll be rightback with morning. This is the Jeff
Brown Ship. We're back and withback. Don't slap nobody. Listen,
man, we get you know whatthis is. No. I love our

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show because we tackle everything. Nothingis off the table, A thing,
not a thing, nothing, it'soff the table. Man. We've motivated
some people from Sacramento all the wayto Sierra Leone to smack somebody. That's

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right, one hundred million dollars.They started with a ten million dollars investment
too. By the way, that'scrazy. Ninety million, A ninety million
evaluation of that. That's crazy.Wow, that's crazy. Well, listen,
I want to get it to thisup a little lighter. I want
to I want to talk about BlackChina, Black China of the social media

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only fans page model of also knownas the mother of right Kardashians kids.
Uh. She turned on whatever hisname is, Tiger, Tiger, whatever
his name is. Yeah, anyway, she turned over a new she turned

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over a new lee. She foundJesus, she's got she she uh yeah,
she um was baptized, she's uhshe she has altered her body to
her natural state. Um. AndI you know what, I want to
give her a big shout out.I want to shout her out because no,
what when you make that change spirituallyand you're walking and you know,

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she even deleted her only fans pagethat was bringing in to me yea dearly,
I mean, I mean I kindof know that one, but got
to forget. But listen, butshe did that. She went off,
She went all the way in withuh this commitment. And to me,

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that's what it's all about. Whatare you willing to do to to commit
to your belief in your face.And I gotta give a girl a big
shout out, you know, towhat she's doing her now. Her name
is Angela White. I mean that'swhat she wants to be addressed as.
She doesn't want don't want to beaddressed as her her former stage name,

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Black China. I mean sure,she's really focusing on her family and God,
and I just want to give hera big shout out. Yeah.
I think she looks amazing. She'sa beautiful girl, and you know,
it just shows that. Um.I pray that this shows these young girls
out here, these ones that areout of control, young age, trying

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to emulate what's not real. You'llrealize that, honey, be you do.
It takes more strength to walk aroundas yourself and to walk around as
bits and pieces of somebody else.Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm giving
her her props. You know,her mother need Jesus more than anything,

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because okay, oh Jesus. Um, well maybe she maybe that's why she
turned over a new meet, youknow, so she can be an example
to her mother and family. Na. Yeah, I'm sorry, I told
her. Dog ain't me to sayit on the phone. I'm like,
what's she's talking about? Man,Mamma, leave Jesus soon. No,

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no, no, she does.I mean, I'm sorry the dog was
doing something. Excuse me before Ikicked this little dog. You're here,
don't but but no, you knowit's like her mama's on this, oh
hate craps about the Luminati. Isshe's doing this as a press snut.
Okay, you know what, girlfriend, maybe if you go somewhere and get

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your life right, because you lookinglike you have been laid up on them
black and miles and dog and liquorfor way too long. Uh, you
need to be giving your daughter supportin this. I mean, I pray
that it's it's it's it's a newleaf. I just hope it shows these
young girls and you ain't got towalk around here looking like Skeletor in one
of the ThunderCats to get a manto watch it, right, I agree,

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I agree, and I just Ijust again, big shout out to
her, and uh and yeah yeah. On another positive note, uh,
Tianna Taylor is set to play DionWarwick in a new Bosting Ever. Oh

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man, so looking forward to that. So big shout out to Tianna Taylor
doing it up. You know whatshe looks like, Diana Warwick. I
mean I thought I think that wasa good matchup. That's gonna be great
now, unlike Zoey Saldana is needingsomeone. If I like Joe, I
like she's pretty about this, I'mupset. I ain't gonna say. Well,

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Cocoa, what up said about that? I was having a good day,
Doco, You having a good day? Darby having a good day.
Honey, I'm having a great day. Might get my dog kind of shoot
my carpet. Hey, well,hed to go take them for a while.
Hey, but listen to that partof the show. Listen. We
had a lot of dialogue. Itwas just fun being back with the fam.

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Listen. What did y'all learn theday before we get out of here?
What's up? What's up? What'sup? Coco? What did you
learn today? Loyalty over love tillI die? Lord t over loved to
your dad, DARBYA what did youlearn today that you want to mide stripper
for your birthday? You know whatI learned today that Darry will promote midget
strippers. Listen, we love y'all, God loves you. What did you

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learn, Jeffrey, know what Ilearned? I did. I just told
you. Darby Yo is in thelittle people business. So listen. He's
he's got the hat on Coco.You see it, don't you? So
listen. Uh, the best promotermoney can buy all little people. He
capted database of little people mouths.Oh my god, we're gonna see DARBYA

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promoting little people sandwiches in T shirts. He's gonna get a spider business.
Yeah, he's gonna get Yeah,he's gonna have old Yes. So DARBYA
is that he's the don king thatlittle people. Listen. We love you,
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