Ep. 199 - Talking the Tennessee 3, Nick Cannon, the Dalai Lama and more

Talking the Tennessee 3, Nick Cannon, the Dalai Lama and more

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Now this is the FCB Podcast Network. Oh, welcome to Jeff Brown.

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What's going on? Everybody? ThisJeff Brown and you tune into another exciting
episode of The Jeff Brown Show,and the countdown to the two I'm just
episode has finally begun. We areone episode away from our two hundred episode
celebration. Makes you, guys,tune in next week for this amazing,

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amazing accomplishment. Two hundred episodes.Listen, that's like TV, you know,
two honey, Yeah, we didit. We're doing it by guys.
Grace and I've kind of did itby myself. I couldn't have done
it by myself. I got thelovely side of the show, actress,
comedian, my friend, my sister, the lovely smile herself, Coco Vee

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Brown, the only one, funnyMama. I know, come original,
the original, the original. Yeah, chapter date, chapter date, the
original, the original Original. Howyou doing, I'm good. I'm good,

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honey, you know, taking itall in. You know, another
day I woke up, praise Jesusman. Yeah, you had a good
Eastern How was your Easter weekend?You know, I know sometimes the holidays
kind of be yeah, I mean, you know it was great. I
spent the spring of spring break formy son, so we went down to
Florida. We did Universe and volcantObey. Okay, kid got his absolute

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life. Mommy was worn completely outand nice. Thank some jokes in DC,
made a bad came home, sleptall day, and now back to
the grind. Um. You know, Easter was a little you know,
you know, first Easter without mommyand daddy, but you know I made
it through. Well. We appreciateyou, you know, we know one

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thing we love about you. Welove your life, your strength and your
ability to even pour into others eagnwhen you're facing your own challenges. I
mean, I think that's what makesyou so unique. So we appreciate that.
And um, that's what man.We're here for you. And also,
Coco, I gotta celebrate you too, because when I first met you

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several years ago on Sam Silks atSam at ninety three, yea, I
didn't. I didn't know that youwould become one of my people people at
that I mean, I knew wehad avolved. I shot my shot,
but I didn't know that this shotthat I was shooting would make you become
that Altimately you become one of mypeople people, and the fact that you're

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on this show, the fact thatyou helped me continue to do what I
love that it means everything to me. So I shout you out today as
we begin to as we go intothis two hundred episode next week. You
were one of my guests. You'vebeen on this show several times. Every
time I called you, you didn'tI hesitate to come on and and you've

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always dropped gyms and you continue todrop gems even as helping me and accompany
me on this show. Uh youknow, I know they say the technical
technical term it's co host, butyou are accompanying me. You know,
you are my partner on this show. Show. I appreciate you for doing
what you do and yeah yeah,yeah, yeah yeah. So it means

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everything to me. So thank youfor what you do. And thank you
for my voice of reason. I'veliterally give flowers. Thank you for being
my voice of reason and my voiceof logic when I deal with these crazy
heterible sexual black man. Thank youfor letting me, you know, telling
me what I'm being stupid and tellingme when they put on my sneakers and

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run. Thank you. You wantto hear saying funny, Cocod. Somebody
said something to me a couple ofdays ago. I thought about you what
you said that I am a lovableand I call like, I know that
if I want the truth about somethinglike, I really want me to give

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it to me straight, No chasesthat donna give a damn about my emotions
and my feelings as a female dealingwith with love. I'm gonna calling you.
I mean you, I laughed.Call after I've had my other cause
I'm the last call. It's beenlike, girl, he gonna call.
He called this girl, he gonhe can come back, And when I

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finally called you, he never comingback. Let me, he's gonna gone.
I just heard that conversation with somebodya couple of days ago. Hey
man, I was like, man, I'm just think gonna say Coco said
the same thing. I mean,I know I'm a sold in my own
right. I have no problem.You're a lovable butthole. I just try

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and I just tried to you knowbothole that when you take a number two
and you wipeing his something there andyou're like, wow, that was clean,
thank you ko Ko. I likethat like the analogy too. You

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have one that's clean. You ain'tgot a wipe. But twice it's like,
whoa please clean shot? That thatwas all that takes skill. That
takes a lot of skill, youknow, years of wife years of wifeing.

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Oh god, the white people's feelingsthe way all right? But you
know, I you know, Ialways believe in tough love, you know,
not tough, not just tough love. But I believe that there has
to be a balance in friendships,you know, and people give it to
me on the raw all the time. I get it. People talk to

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me, you ain't looked up.But you know, one of my friends
time yesterday, she said, Jeff, what she told me? Oh god,
But but I understand what she wassaying. She was saying. I
was so Jeff is one of thosefriends that he don't listen unless you custom

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out. It's like he gets offon your pain because he knows aunorable spot.
Like I had called Jeff and completeambles over a dude, and he'll
let me get it all out,like he's listening. And he cared,
and they were like, I gonow, I'm gonna tell you where you're
being stupid. I don't care.I do care. I don't care.

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I do care. You know,you know I love you called I love
you, but you stupid? Youstupid? Oh saying it no type of
terms. I'd be like, oh, this is the same person ABC and
D. It's the same day we'retalking about. Oh is this the same
person that craft? Right there?Can't you call me bout him? Beforeward?
I told you to run White,tell you I don't even want you

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know what. You're just stupid.You're just stupid. Yeah, that's why
I don't do this love thing.I just you know, enjoy life.
That's Jeff. But I'll tell youit's but it's those moments that uh,
it's those moments that um, I'mI appreciate and that builds uh you know,

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our synergy and everything that we do. I just think it's it's some
dope stuff. So that's why Ithink our show is so dope because you're
able to we are authentic self.So I appreciate that. So uh yeah,
I love you Cocoa for that.And then you know, we got
you, my you, my brother. Like for real, if I want

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some hard proof, some tough love, I'm gonna call you say that.
Yeah, you know you can makethe stand up about that. Oh you
don't know you that you've already madeit to my set? Have you already
made it to my set? Jeff? Well, thank you. I appreciate

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that. Jeff will read you betterthan a gay man when he thinks you
being stupid. Yeah, he willmake you just reevaluate your entire life,
your existence. Did I do that? Did I do that? But how

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you did it? But I usuallysnap out of my stupidity after I talked
to you. Hey, look atyou? Look at you that you look
at me down, you know,hair, hair growing and just coming in
all good skinned. You helped meper that demon see how you go?

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The power of Jeffiica pel the powerof Jeff. Yeah, yeah, that's
what it's about. Yeah, youknow what, why are we talking about
this? Tristan Thompson just side withthe Lakers, okay, and and uh,
you know, there was some chatterabout Chloe and him rekindling. And

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I always felt that the Kardashian cladthere's something that they due to men,
especially black men. M h.I don't know what it is, m
but I think that my service isgonna be used in this situation. Oh
god, you know Clode, youknow, Chloe says she's single, She

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done. They just co parenting.You know, you have a baby,
bad man that you're not really withbecause you wanted your kids to have the
same father. I get it,you know, Um, you know at
this point, you know, Idon't know what always doing at this point.
She I like the fact that she'sresting. Okay, she's resting.

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What do you mean resting like.You don't see that usually. You know,
she'll hop from dude to do ohoh oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.I think it's an interesting dynamic.
Uh. I don't if if hestarts back, if they are rekindling,
I don't see the Lakers coming outof the West. Oh you think that

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would be the Yeah, she wouldhappen with the Calves. Oh my god,
Oh my god, everybody left.Okay, oh my god, that
was that was the start of it. You're saying that was the start of
it. I mean, I knowLebron didn't want him with her. I
know that. We heard listen allday long. I know why Lebron want

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Okay, I knew that. Andguess what he's out there now and guess
do mark my word? The Lakerswould not make it to the second round.
They won't make it. Man,But oh my god, do you
think he's that bad? I thinkthe connection of the Kardashians are a major

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distraction for influential athletes. Dude that'sbeen with them either turning to a woman,
go backcraft crazy the face of theearth cheeks because he cannot control himself.
Haven't seen Chris, haven't seen ChrisUfrey sister wedding. Okay, this

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is a debacle. They're gonna littlelight skinned boy. I don't think he's
okay. Nobody say you the wholechurch? Uh Okay, Kanye went craze
are the whole church and a schoolyou know, around in hefty bags with
with the whole folk out of themouth, Lamar Oldham. You know,

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messed around and ended up cracked outin bores. You know. Tristan for
some reason, he's been programmed toscrew anything with a heartbeat and make a
baby with Uh, that's all I'msaying. I'm just saying. I'm just
saying. I'm saying. All I'msaying. All I'm saying is the track

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record. I mean, Chris Jennermade a whole man become a whole woman.
You know, that's some powerful stuff. A whole Olympic champion. Okay,
dude was on wheatie man was onwheatie boxes. Okay, now he
on the cover Cosmo. It's ahell of a transition. Now. Coker

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Jeff said that he think he couldplay around in that same box. It
wouldn't get the curse. I don't. I don't think I would get the
curse because I know what to do. He did it. What do you
do? You get in and youget out and you stay out because you
already know what it's gonna be.Listening. I know we got to go

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to break. We'll be right back, and I'm gonna tell you I come
back my face right now. I'mlike, Jeff, I love you,
brother, do but listen, we'llcome right back. I don't have to
go up with this now we're talkingabout the Tennessee three, the Louisville bad
shooting, and what the hell isgoing on with the Dali Lima. We'll
be right back with more than Brownshow. Oh mine, this the Jeff

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Brown Shop coming back on the back. Yep, yep, yep. Darbiell,
try to ask me the question.I answered it on the first part
right before the break. Yes,I can withstand the Kardashian effect. I
can't do you think you can't comehim? I'm I'm should A great men
have said the same. How aboutchrist Christianna's man, Corey. He's been

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hanging in there. He's been hangingin there, Corey. You know the
young black guy, the little boytoy, Chris Jenner, Dad, Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and uh and um
and and uh Travis Barker with um, yeah, we see. First of
all, you know that sister,Uh, she she never decided. She

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Courtney was like, I'm not goingover to the black side. I see
what happens. He ain't never sheain't never crossed over to the dark say.
She's like, nah, I'm gonnastay over here with a credit good
and I'm not gonna be embarrassed much, you know. And you know,

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I mean Scott for a while.And Scott definitely had some negro tendencies.
But and then she got hip andnow she moved on. But she didn't
go to no brother Na. Shestayed in her circle. She said,
no, I'm gonna try this onemore time for I tried chocolate milk.
And I mean, you know,I ain't mad at her now. You
know the other ones boy, andthen I think the other one too,

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is a Kendall Kendall Lank. Youknow, she ain't crossing over. You
know, she like her white boys, you know, but the rest of
Themney, I mean, they don'thypnotic crap. They definitely they definitely have
some hypnotic kind of magically michery goingon they do. Oh man, it's
it's it is without question and somethingit ain't right. But at the end

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of the day, good luck tothe Lakers and Trisa Jimpson and the and
the Kardashian effect. We'll see howthat goes. Meanwhile, do you want
to touch on this a little bit? Um? Yeah, I know you
all have been following the Tennessee three. Um, it is atrocity about what's
been going on in Tennessee. Whydo they both look like the Boondocks?

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Have you ever noticed that? Whywould you say that? Serious? Yes,
they you know, they absolutely do. I was trying to have a
moment and you just ruined it withthat. Hey, I ain't live,

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you not, he ain't live.Yep. They do not look like Hughie
tell me. They do not looklike Hughey his brother. That is the
crazy. They look like the Boomdogsshow. Like I wonder I think that
on purpose, Like if he perposelywent after that Hugh Man. They do.

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And the dude's afro is very neatPierson, It's it's Chris, it's
hey man, you know. Andhe is a prolific speaker, man,
big shout out to him. Veryintelligent, very sharp and he speaks phenomenal,

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man. I think that's dope,man. And he does look like
hue but I want to say,this one look like Huee. And what's
the other one name? Um?Jesus Don looked at that please yeah,
yeah, looking up for it.But as we as Daria is looking,

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yeah, Daria was looking at up. I want to shape man, we
are. It is amazing to methat these brothers have to go through what
they're going through in order to howcan I say it too? Okay,
which one is promised? Jones isthe one with see okay, so there's

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Justin Jones and Justin Pearson, rightperson looked like hue Pierson. That's Pearson.
And then the woman just slipped backhere like the brothers Jones, what
is his name? I can thinkof the brother's name on the Boondocks right

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now. Yeah, so you knowwhat you both need you. But they
have gotten they have gotten so blatantwith their racism. They have gotten cocky
with their racism. That was soblatantly racist. And even the white woman
that was protested with him was like, yeah, it's racist outside. Like

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but here's the thing, though,Koca, But look at what they're doing
now though they've up the anti onthe racism they are now they are renow
threatening not too fund the district thatPearson is in if their city council votes
to have him uh back down inthe state legists, uh, in the

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in the Assembly. Here's the thingthey'll get too. I don't think that's
constituted. I think that's what whatI'm saying is, I get it.
What I'm saying is is that theyare this is what is happening. So
they're threatening. This is what they'redoing. And here's the thing, Man's

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it was unconstitutional for them to votethem out, but they did to expel
them. Man, it was unconstitutional, contusional, but it was blatantly racist.
Any people doing the exact same thing. Yeah, and you kid got
the white woman staying. The whitewoman, the look on her face was
a jeer. In headlines like y'allgonna do this outside, Like I thought,

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this is what we do behind closeddoors. But they were blake.
They were open. Yeah, theywere like, we're gonna this is our
this is our show. Y'all don'thave no sakes, so we don't care
about what you're talking about. Wedon't care about the issues that you represent,
and it's just it's just crazy,man. I just don't get it.
But it all boils down to we'reat the point now that you know,

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a certain little orange person has giventhem so many so much balls and
confidence. I mean, we're ata point right now. I don't think
people realize they are really trying totake us back to Jim Crow. Oh
yeah, they are really trying theirbest. They want us to go back
to speaking segregated, back to thebus, separate water, found in separate
schools. They want to go backto Jim Crow. Yeah, you know

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it's it's starting blatantly in Florida.But now Tennessee un jumped on the bandwagon.
You know, mister Sippi. MisterSippi got a whole dagon law that
was passed that they can have whitelawmakers for white people and black lawmakers for
black Like, dude, they wantus back to Jim Crow. And my

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thing is this, you have tounderstand, were int your typical ancestor.
Honey, A lot of us gotpassed support money. We can be out.
Don't worry, no, no,that can we be out. We
got goods too. You can't,Hey, you ain't gonna be any shooting
and hang nobody now with the eightyfoods that all collage double boy. So
yeah, So with that said,we stand with the Tennessee three um our

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prayers go out to Louisville, Kentucky. The man shooting. It's just man
Like everybody else. I'm so tiredof the thoughts and prayers like what can
be done? Okay, fine,you take away assault rifles. I can
still roll in somewhere with a thirtyeight. Yeah, it's just it's just
you know, like checks, okay, but the average white person ain't gonna

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have nothing on their record that theynow because I tend their parents know that
cuckoo, but they took them tonobody's star. It's just terrible. You
go that it's just too much.That's the thing. If you have people
who have issues, it don't matterwhat they have to use to kill people,
they're gonna find Hey, that foolgonna roll in there with a sling

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shot and then the same thing.You know what I'm saying. It's like,
the thing is you're trying to banguns. But you know, I
am a firm believer that yes,guns kill people, but people kill people
sick people kill people, absolutely,And I saw a post this white woman
was saying that, you know,she was holding white people accountable, talking
about y'all a lot of y'all raisingthese fools and y'all acting like you don't

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know your kids is crazy, right, she ignored him, But I never
knew little ability to be like this, And she goes, yes, you
did. The child was killing catsin the basement and stick yes, like
like the like the shooter in Tennesseethat shot up at Christian school. Yeah,
and his parents knew, they whathim a hurt it yet confused,

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Oh yeah whatever, see they yea, but yeah whatever that well, yeah,
that the shooter. Shooter, that'sthe shooter. Thank you parents shooting.
Their parents knew that the shooter hadall those done. Yeah yeah,

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And you know what, God,We're gonna be honest with you. I
was shocked that it was that typeof a shooter. If I can say
like that, yeah, So sonow you can't even say that's it's a
white thing or or white You can'tsay that because no, and I mean,

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let's be one hundred, there havebeen a few of us that snapped
down and walked up in a joband tripped. You know, it's been
a few of us, but themajority. Yeah. Usually and they try
to say you are we don't t'treal quick BAA crime is usually somebody mad
at somebody but doing a violation,and they went after that person, go

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getting mad at the boss to fireyou and go in there and shoot the
young lady that's just in their electedmoney and come come check this out.
Right. We usually don't shoot right, we'll kill you, but we usually
don't shoot the whole building. Yes, a black and just shoot everybody.
I used to rob lift the storesto pay, you know, to get

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to pay some bills and try tosurvive. If a black person is a
mass shooter, that person is reallygoing through Okay, so uh when you
look at them black man shooters,they don't they don't look like Jamal,
No, they don't. They don'tlook like Ryan. No, they'll be
giving him straight up Alex. Yeah. Yeah, and they took out with

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us okay, yeah or something,Yeah, I got you and then like
Ivan, yeah, yeah that's agood one. Yeah, that's yeah.
They don't come to June. Youwhy to du the wobbles. You know,
they ain't want to us, soyou can they don't. They don't.

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They go to bell Air Academy baseside. You know, they grew
up listening to Leonard Skinner. Yeahyeah, yeah, yeah, that's also
one of us. You cannot putthem in the category with us. They're
not that they look like us,but they're in pox yeah yeah, yeah,

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yeah, yeah, they look different. Don't come from the same culture.
Yeah, different folks ain't kin folk. Yeah, they're different. They're
different breed, different breeds, youknow, on on on on on.
Another thing that's trending right now isthe dolly Lama. What was he won?
His tongue suck? I mean,I just didn't see that. I

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did see it, but I'm tryingto come scratching my head like everybody in
the water scratching their head to what'sscratching their head? What what that got
to do? Maybe the dolly Lamagoing crazy? Oh maybe he got the
all timers. Oh why you thinkabout it? Dolly Lama like one hundred
and forty five years old, Like, yeah, time too, the same

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graduating classes. Jesus, Like let'syeah, yeah, does you know what
I'm saying? But oh, dementia, dementia make you do crazy stuff.
My father, you know what myfather said things that was not of my
father. Yali Lama should be heldaccountable, all simmers and all. I

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believe that he should be held accountable. But I think you need to dig
deeper into what the devil like theman might have to mention he might be
cool like he might be because thatthat's the demensia type crap. And the
man said the man. The mandid go to prom with ruth. Okay,
like, come on, man,so let me read this. Let
me read the statement. So theDali Lama has apolo this from CNN.

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The Dali Lama has apologized after thespiritual leader kissing a child on the lips
and then asking him to suck mytongue at an event in northern India.
In a statement Monday, the officeof the Dali Lama said he quote wishes
to apologize to the boy and hisfamily, as well as his many friends
across the world for the hurting wordsmay have caused, adding he regrets the

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incident. His holiness often teases peoplehe meets in an innocent and playful way,
even in public and before cameras.The statement said, and that's not
how you playing, okay, Butif you tell a child to suck your
tongue. Yeah, that's a littleI'm going with dementia. I'm going with

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the brother got to such a dementiain the same bed seat for seventy five
years right in his head. Hecannot think. You don't think he's amazed
everyone underwear. He has won todiaper his entire life. You're thinking,
what you'll be. He's upgraded thatthat she and that diaper you're talking about.

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They might be Gucci diapers, butthey the diapers. I can see
that. The thing is, I'mlooking at his age and everything, and
like I said, being being beingthat, my father had dementia, and
I saw the beginning, the middle, and the end of it. It
gives dementia vibes. It gives methe vibes that because my father said did

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things that I was like, bro, like I had to catch myself like
this ain't my daddy, you know, So I don't know, I don't
know. I guess they don't wantto put it out and say because you
know, people look at the dolliesLama like he's all knowing he's like the
closest thing to booted is yeah,right, And they don't want to tell
him as being with an ailment orill because he supposed to be all knowing

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and he supposed to get sick andall that. But I'm bet you he
gotta touch of the manship talent.Yeah, I mean you need some as
Ville. But let me say thisto y'all, so I don't know.
Let's we'll keep you all posted onthe dolly Lama. But that she but
uh huh, never mind ahead,I'm did that make you no, that's

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no listen, Coco, I wouldnever have problems because guess what, because
you're in your right mind, youlook good and you don't have a sheet
on. Okay, never said anything. Oh my god, she she ain't

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got no dip so we could,oh my god, Okay. Mariah carry
Can have been dealing with this custodybattle over the two children that they have
together, and Mariah Carey recently saidthat she would no longer contest the custody

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battle um that Nick Cannon is fightingfor, but recently, in the interview
on the Howard Stern Show, NickCannon said that he would like to have
it. He would would not mindhaving his thirteenth child with Taylor Swift.

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The fact that this brother still wantto have baby. This brother must this
brother must be sitting on about abillion and we don't know. I think
it's something he'd have made a dealwith somebody. I don't know if it's
the devil, God, Buddha aboutit. This don't make no logical tale
sense. Let'sten Taylor swiftwork. TaylorSwift work, how much, Darbill,

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I'll look it up. Millions.I'm sure millions. She's got it worth
like at least five hundred million.Least Taylor Swift would never because she knows
that her reputation would plummet to thedepths of health. She would never have
another little white girl. Well,damn, Taylor swift net worth is five

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hundred and seventy million dollars right,hey, wait a minute, to the
depths of help. I mean thatTaylor Swift is worshiped okay, white yea
fifth is to white girls what Beyonceis. You're absolutely right, You're absolutely
right. And if she would violateand lay down to make a baby with

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Nick Cannon, her career would beover. Yeah. I don't even think
it's I don't even think it's it'sjust lay She would lay out when they
I think it's the fact that youwould lay down when they can have baby
number thirteen. That's that's we livein. We live in twenty twenty three.
You know, the average person,they gonna buy them with the kid
baby number thirteen. Yeah, Imight do with it with the point.

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And now you up here with thislittle Mocha baby and the baby nickname is
thirteen. Well you don't say thatthirteen is her lucky number. So hey,
Mike, go forward, Nick,how many kids do you want to
have? Obviously he got enough moneyto play for child support or that's probably

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why he's fighting for the custody battlesso he can have custody all the kids.
That's the father to all these children. It's crazy. I don't know,
but let me say this to youall. Got two more final top
is real quick? Uh. Ona positive note, a mother in Florida

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just won two million dollars in thelottery, Yes, after spending her life
savings investing into her daughter's breast cancertreatment. So a big shout out to
that mother and nothing like a mother'slove. What a wonderful blessing for that
woman. Listen, when you sewyou shall read that's Bible. That is

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just all the way Bible, andit's just a great principle. And so
we are prayers and love, andthen we celebrate that family and that we
prayed that the door continue to stayhealthy, welcome, and wise. On
a final note about topics in theUnited Kingdom, a dog reportedly suffers from

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K nine alcohol. We've drawn hereafter years of the dog's owner leaving open
alcohol bottles behind. So the dogtook his livery and had a couple of

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shots of his off throughout the years. He and Donkey rehab dogs and Doggy
Doggy Doggy is anonymous. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, like he's going
to that's got Dariel go through whenhe don't have a shot. Does he

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get a talk? You ain't talking? What everybody was the resident alcoholic on
this show. Stop Daria go through, Darbia go through with draws and you
gotta get He just had a pictureof the old studio and it was a

(38:46):
whole bar in the studio. Hejust said, cousin he and coca.
He gonna lie until everybody look aty'all. I'm like, what you mean,
y'all drinking too? Ain't no y'all, But listen, our players go

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out to that dog. I hopeyou get your chip, I mean bone.
Yeah, yeah, we we hopethat the dog. Who's his sponsor?
Who's gonna be his sponsor? Youknow what? Coople we need to
look into that. You think weshould send him some doggy bones. He
needs a sponsor, you know,they need to get him someone who understands

(39:30):
his play. You know, maybeSonic the Hedgehog or something like another,
like another alcohol alcoholic. Yeah,you know what, you know, speedy
gunsalist man can help him. Youknow he was on Rodriguez. You know
he went from cocaine to lithium tovolumes. You know. Um, yeah,

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how do you even deep talks adog? How do you do talk
a dog? Hey? Man,Jeffs got the You know what, I
can't even imagine how they're gonna dotalk that dog. But they don't give
him gatorade, body armor, water. I mean, I don't know,
man, I don't know. Blessit's hard just go wondering. Letim live

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his life, man, give him, give him put some life. Man,
dogs ain't got but dogs don't evenhave a long lifespan. Why are
you gonna stop? Yeah? Yeah, cash got nine live dogs, got
one exactly? Do you get oneback? And one bad hip? And

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and he gone, they putting themdown. So let him live his life.
Man, Man, he's an alcoholic. The dog is an alcoholic.
It is well preserved. And Jeffwould know, all right, give give
him some water, give him somewater, give body armor, some aspiring,
some water, give him a coupleof brawn. Yeah, he give

(41:00):
them, you know. And agood way to soak up liquor is eat
French fries and a and a hamburgerturkey burger for f you'd be good with
water, drink water, body armor, and you're do it. You gotta
get you some wings too. Ifyou can get your some wings, you
do, you'll be cool. Solisten with how that, y'all for an

(41:21):
alcoholic without savior, an alcoholic,it sound like experience. Hey, buy
chicken wings. It's some fries withsalt on the side. Don't drain these,
don't drain that grease? Yeah,yeah, that grease. Soak up
all that liquor. Please do that, drain that grease about before we go,

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I'm gonna tell y'all those seriously onknights that I have gotten tore up.
Yeah, I know to stop atsome type of gas station and get
body armor. Most people drink gatoradein greel and water. But I'm telling
you the secret to be refreshing restartthe next morning is body armor. I

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miss you. Listen to me ifyou listen, Yeah, listen. Body
armor is Kobe's brand. That's whathe was promoting prior to his death.
And when I tell you and gayLoo is the officials folks person for it.
Now, Okay, what I tellyou, body armor is the way

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to go. I'm good. I'mgood. The next morning. Listen all
I've got stopping, give me somewings and sur fries, and I'm drinking
like three things of the body armor. I'm good. And then in the
morning I take the vest. Areyou drinking? Well? You know when
I get when I get loose,I get loose. But I haven't gotten
loose like that in a good while. Tequila suavecito. Oh he's trying to

(42:55):
kill people. Love. Let metell you something. It's the best tequila
all here. I haven't tasting nothing. I haven't tasting anything as good.
And I've tasted a lot of tequila, a lot of tequila. I'm a

(43:17):
guy. I could drink tequila.But I'm a vodka guy, see me.
You see that's that's why. Seeyou drink the stuff that a lot
of these white people that's doing thesemad shootings they drink before they go to
the school. I can't believe.Hey, I guarantee you they're not drinking
the rock. Yeah, I drinkDaniels, that's wild turkey. They playing

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some Queen one five. They drinkingone five one. They're going off,
you know what I'm saying. Andthey're drinking one five one. Yeah,
they're not drinking. They're not drinkingthe rock like me and flowing. They're
drinking ever clear to the head.Ain't they drinking rock or flow? Huh?
The Wild hours Rose? Oh notthe wild Irish Rose? I mean,

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oh lord, Yeah he is acornge light in my forty five.
But yeah, yeah, where Igo, I take it. I'm just
I'm just selling. So tequila isthe way to go, body armor with
wings and files on the side,on the late night side. When you

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go home, drive slow. Ifthe speed limit is thirty five, drive
twenty eight, drive thirty. Wait, cooka, what's your drink. I'm
a dou se girl, baby,I like my duce. Okay, okay,
okay, that is that is thatis that the liquor I get you?

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Um yeah do dude, se makesme get real like grown woman.
I feel very sexy and empowered,you know, huh O gets me.
Yeah, I'm not chick on douce. Honey, Coco likes do to make
it. Vodka scares me because youcan't play back that ass up. And

(45:12):
I'm on vodka because I'm a throwerhip out. You know. Tequila tequila,
you know it is one of thosedrinks that I'll do a couple of
shots. But by that third shot, please remove all SARP objects away from
me. Um really, dn genmake me fight Jen, make me go
to jail. So no, Idon't drink Jene with that. So Coco

(45:37):
do say Coco gets real brown andSexty say, okay, all right,
Yeah, I'm looking Coco Cocoa drinks. Do say ask Jeff to sucker time.
Oh when I go back to Cleveland, because I feel like a Jeff

(46:01):
is gonna set me up for I. Can I get something to drink?
Would be a Jeff? Do youhave let me get something to drink?
All right? I said, somejuice? Why am I duce Brown,
don't worry. That's how we doit up here. I don't feel good

(46:21):
good against going down. Well,it's all good, man. We have
a phenomenal show to day. Youknow it's coming to that part of the
show. Hey, what did youlearn, Coco? What did you learn
today? I learned today that Jeffis exactly what I thought he was.
He is a relationship exorcist. AndI know that if I even decide to
even come remotely close to another relationship, I will speak to Jeff first.

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Good lesson to learn? Darby,what did you learn today? I learned
that Jeff is about to start sellingGucci diapers, Oh lord Jesus. And
I learned that DARBYO made the Dolliamlasheet, So listen, oh God,
and he just and he will besending him one of his hats. So

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with that shit, I'm telling youthat's when they can save him. Right
now, I put on the doorand say and tell everybody think he's Stevie
Wonder. Yeah, don't got ahatpin it would be sending one is.
I'm just so a good listen man, This has been a phenomenal so listen.
Make you guys tune in next weekfor the two d episode of The

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Jeff Brown Show. Go subscribe rightnow. I heart Radio, Apple Podcasts,
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