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Now this is the FCB Podcast Network. Welcome to John Brown. What's going
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on? What's going on? Shemet Jeff Brown, and we are back
from vacation. We've been going alittle while, but guess what, we
are back and we're ready to getinto some stuff. I'm the host with
the most you already know, Ipractice fan with me. I got the
lovely sad always still none other thanmy girl Cocolls. She's ready to bring
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it up baby a coca with mytwo favorite black brothers on Earth. Yes,
outside of my brother and my child. Uh yeah, honey, your
favorite Auntie sists, because that's whatI've been. I've been. I've been
deemed Auntie sists though I'm loving.That's my new moniker, my new hastag
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Auntie sists. Yeah, now that'sthat's dope. Uh, what you do?
You know, since we've been offin the last month, what you
what you've been doing? What youin Phoenix been doing? You know what
me and Phoenix have been spending suchgreat time together. You know. At
first, you know, all thisquiet and stillness because of the writer's strike
had me kind of freaked out.But then I realized, my God is
an awesome God, honey, Iain't got to worry about no finances.
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I ain't got to worry about theroof over my head. And I get
all this time to work on meand be the best mom I can be,
and we have just been in agreat space. I'm just being mama.
Oh, that's dope. That's dope. That's dope. Any updates on
a writers strike? No, no, no updates. I heard those negotiations
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are not going very well. ButI did hear that the ending actors strike.
Um, those negotiations are going well. Damn that. It was all
honey Day was calling us like theywas campaigning for mayor vote on actors strike,
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and ninety eight percent voted for thestrike. And so the deadline is
June thirtieth for them to negotiations,and if negotiations are not met, then
the actors are going on strike too. So yeah, so let's say,
if y'all see me on only fans, just don't eat and trip. I'm
just doing what I can do totake care of my kid until I can
go back to work. Putting thatout there. I'm just putting that out
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there. You know what I'm saying. I've been greezing up my breast,
you know, my feet because exactlywhat they're about to do. Um,
all right, nipple by any meansnecessary, sir, because I can't tell
a lot huge no hands okay,dam yeah, like the writer strikeman going
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on for a while, pasted likeeight months baby, So I don't know,
it's like they're really you know,I feel for my friends who are
writers because they're really trying to eliminatethem because now they didn't got a hip
to this AI you know, firstmy bag, sorry heart, Um,
I just left a very good podcastwhere I could and I was still in
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that zone. Um. But Ijust feel like they need to pay those
people. Those people have a theyhave a gift, they write, they
make these great shows, and theyshould be paid accordingly. They should be
compensated accordingly, Not the big wigswho sit behind the desk to be making
all the money, Not when thepeople on the ground are making it happen.
Yeah. Yeah, it's it's justweird that we're moving into this um,
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this futuristic uhum time and you know, the next fifteen twenty years,
you know, nothing is going tobe the same. It's nothing like apps.
Have y'all tried it? Yeah,I have not such. I felt
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like such uh, like I wascommitting a crime. But I have gotten
hooked on them because no matter whatidea I have, I say it into
this app and the whole book orscript or everything just pops up. And
I'm like, Yo, this isbugging me out. It's crazy. Eliminate
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so much work that we normally wouldhave to do when we're less out ideas
for a book or a script ora screen. You know what I'm saying.
And it's like, but if Iain't token, that's still does you
still have to go back and putemotion into it. You still have to
go I was working on a contractand I needed to add a clause in
it that I didn't have in there, and I was just curious. I
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was like, you know what,let me just go to this to this
AI thing and you tell them giveme a contract clause that says whatever it
is you want to say, andthey put it right out. I'm like,
Yo, that's crazy, dude.I literally had an idea in my
head for scrip for years and I'vebeen tinkering on the laptop trying to flesh
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it out. I spoke my ideainto that app When I tell you the
entire tire first twenty pages of thatscript, analog line came out. I
was like, what the what like? And I've been fiddling with this,
this idea for years. I tryto how to how to put it out
there. And don't get me wrong, I've got to go back and add
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emotion. I've got to go backand personalize it. But dude, all
that work that I was struggling withwas just done for me a matter of
seconds. Wow. That's crazy.Yeah, but you can't say You can't
say that you just ain't got timeto do something no more when it comes
to writing a book or something,because I don't like that one if nothing
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else, because I don't do nothingelse with it, I'm gonna throw the
idea into it and let it situntil I get to it. But you
won't forget your idea. You don'tforget stuff. I'm woke in the middle
of my I sleep and saying somethingthat phone and came back into a whole
ten chapters written. Yeah, Ihave not. I don't even know what
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a y'all talking about. I've beenso I've been so busy with party and
celebrating, renovating, the host andawards ceremonies. JENRCA, I ain't even
had no time to really tap in. H got what you're talking about to
it because everybody keeps a secret likeit's some part of some secret society.
Because the person who told me whisperingin my ear like they were telling me
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some top secret stock market tips.No, I haven't tapped in yet.
So yeah, y'all definitely gotta putme on game with that. A darvo.
What's up with you? Man?What you've done since we are since
the last time we you know,we've been together. You know we've been
on this little vacation. Man,what's up man? You know I'm always
working, brother, constantly working projects, and you know I'm trying to get
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it bro Okay, good man,and Mama, did you for your birthday
too? I did? I can'tdo for your birthday? I'm mad.
I ain't an dagon invite. I'msorry wa social media like I'm some HANDKO
was doing this. I thought,family, you are to get an invite.
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I ain't get no text like aces. I don't know if you're busy
or not. Baby, you ain't. I had to go on. It's
the dram and see it like I'mso, you know what, you absolutely
take my little twenty dollars cash backbecause you own some bull crap that that
ain't that twenty dollars with a longway to so you know, hey,
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it went a long way. Itwas. It was the other half to
the other twenty. I needed,you know, for what I need to
do with her, her not tobe named a celebration show. Da you
know what, slip that twenty andthe two hundred. I know how you
do? You already go twenty withthe work and that twenty and that twenty
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went a long way, right theflipper Brown, You're gonna make it happen.
I'm I'm I'm gonna turn it intosomething. I'm gonna get work.
But um, yeah, I believebeen doing much like I said, it's
been working busy and um trying toget some rest. I'll be in Houston
Coco weekend, okay, and soyou know, just uh sassy, you
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know, you know she's a partof our family. You know, her
sister birthday is that weekend of theof the eighth. So I'll be down
there hanging out. No, Igotta, I gotta, I gotta personal
you know, what it looks like. Well listen, this wasn't everybody.
This was more like a h ultimatum. So uh, okay, it's a
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difference better, Yeah, that typeof situation. Yeah. So, um
so I'll be down there and uh, you know, just doing some traveling
and that's pretty much it, andum yeah, everything's cool. Man.
I can't wait to get into someof the hot talk hop hot topics today.
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Ain't even talking been away from themic, but um, I want
to definitely recap some of the someof the highlights swimming BT Awards coming up
in it. Yeah, I wantto talk about I can't even say the
line on this show what the RatchetAwards? Now? Yeah, my boy
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called it the EBT Awards. Ilike, oh man, that's right,
just switch them lessons the EBT Awards. I mean, but I'm I'm trying
to pinpoint when did the BET Awardstake a turn for I don't want to
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say the worst, but it definitelyhas taken Acuse it used to be kind
of classy. Man. Yeah,guy, I this dude did a post
earlier and he showed how the frontrow used to look with like Beyonce and
jay Z and YadA all these alistens in the front row, and now
you got a front rower. Whothe hell is that? Yeah, so
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it's like I saw my boy inthe front row and he is a carpenter,
man, stop playing. He acarpenter. He could he he he
he'd be he'd be so on lumberbrod for real, Like he he rebuilds
decks. That boy was in thefront row. I said, damn,
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damn. Okay, b shout outto the to the right, makes you
subscribe right now. I heart radioSpot Apple podcast wherever that's your pod.
We gotta go highlight the carpenter hewas at the right. Yeah, n
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right, we'll be right back.I'm going to go build a deck.
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Recap of the BT Ratchet Awards.So much EBT Awards. That's the
new year EBT Awards. You knowwhat I'm how can I say this?
You know, controversy creates cash.Let's just let me yes reference when I'm
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getting ready to say, okay,mm hmm. But do we in our
community, in our in what wedo, must we just all the way
seem like we have to be soghetto and uncouth? No, like right,
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I mean to to to I isthis is this the best of black
excellence when we when we come I'myou know, when we have that word.
Actually, well, well, whatI'm saying is when we look at
okay, let's look at the NABACPAwards. Let's look at uh, the
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double and the Stellar Awards. Betweenme and you, it didn't kind of
too you know what I mean.Just if you we're gonna just be real
about it, I'm not really.I mean, listen, I appreciate the
platform, and you know, andI understand that the culture has changed throughout
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the years and you have a wholenew generation of artists coming up and entertainers
use the wish that in the firstI get it. Yeah, I just
hate that. Man. There hasto be you know, it's like in
church. Church has evolved, right, you know, the pandemic really shook
up church. So now all thesechurches are a lot of churches didn't make
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it through the pandemic and to shutdown. A lot of churches did survived,
but now they're more prepared so ifanother pandemic, God forbids come,
they have they have virtual services whereyou know, they have streaming, They
have everything right, but you stilldon't lose a sense of tradition in church.
It's okay to embrace the things thatare new, but there has to
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be some sense of tradition in church, you know. And I think that's
that that should be the standard endof DT Awards, Stellar Awards, the
Dove and the Nation. You knowwhat I'm saying. We need to make
sure that if man's opinion, Ithink that needs to happen. I mean,
let's just let's just take it rightnow. Talk about Buster Rhymes.
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Buster Ryan says, hey, wegot to stop this narrative. The rappers
got to stop the narrative of thatthey hate each other. That's that's a
crazy narrative. But it seemed likeall of the hip hop music, it's
about killing somebody, disrespecting the disrespectingblack women. It's just like so negative,
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you know what I'm saying. Soyou you got that, and then
lord, let's let's get into youknow, Oh, Patty LaBelle. I
ain't laughing at her, but Iam laughing at that. She had no
business there. Do you know howhigh she had to distend from to come
and be on a stage around thatmess? Do you think take away from
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her? I just feel like,I just feel like Patty is too classy.
Pattie is a legend. That wasnot the place for Patty. If
you were gonna have someone coming toa tribute the Tina Turner, that was
conducive to what was in that audience. There were children that had no idea
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that Patty was Dwayne Wayne's mama.There were people and you're wondering who the
hell Patty was. That was nother place. And I love Patty.
I love Patty, but she needsto beat she needs to beat her managements
hell, because she had no businessbeing there. If they was gonna have
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it like they had it and theway it was, they should have had
one of the new artists that cansing a little bit to do that tribute.
That would have been conducive to theenvironment. But Patty, it's like
literally like one of the stark angelshaving to just tin down to hell because
that's how hot it was. Itwas so beneath Patty. When they said
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Patty attribute from Payla bell I said, wise, Patty there, I mean
literally that was my first word.Well, I didn't even care about the
fact she forgot the words. Weknow Patty one hundred and twelve. Okay,
we know Patty has been around along time. Patty sum and Jesus,
we know Patty is a legacy.She has been around, like like
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my mother had posters of Patty onthe wall, like look, okay,
So I just feel like and andthis woman is just just the epitome of
class. She is a real artist, she's icon. She had no business
there. That is what disturbs me, not that she forgot the words,
because I'm like, I'm gonna givePatty a pass every time, because Patty
girl, you Patty, okay,we know you could blow sugar. Okay,
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if you could have read the teleproperty, they had it too far from
you. You didn't have one yourglances. I get it. See,
they should have known that. Theyshould have known it should have been a
different thought. They knew that teleproperty should have been closer and a different
thought for Patty. Okay, shenever lastes on. Okay, And but
the fact that she was even there, that's I'm stuck on that. Patty
had no business there. She isabove that, that is so beneath Patty's
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pay grade, like you know what, so high? So no, do
you so? Do you think thatuh uh, that she um that that
maybe they said, well, youknow what, because her and Tina Turner
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came up in the same era,maybe they should have went and got somebody
else. I'm sure. Do youthink if she remember the words? Do
you think if she would have rememberedthe words, would it have been back?
Would it have made the performance?O? Yes, yes, maybe,
yes, maybe, But even stillI don't think that was the best
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song choice for the environment. Onceagain, the ta not knowing how to
read the freaking room. Them childrendidn't know simply the best but everybody know
what's love got to do? Withit, right, everybody, Right,
big shout out to uh to myman Tyler Perry for purchasing be T.
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So you're gonna see all the timeTyler Perry movies and all the Tyler Perry.
Is that official because he hasn't.The Only reason why I'm saying I'm
waiting on for him to say somethingbecause usually Tyler would do a post and
say okay, back then, Tyler, and we know how they run with
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a lie. So yeah, mouth, until I hear it out of that
man's mouth, I'm just gonna holdmy comments to myself. Yeah, I
think okay, so you say okay, I don't know, but until I
hear it out of his mouth,thanking everybody, well with come on,
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you know Tyler, he do awhole speech on what he's about to do
with BT if that was sure right? Well right, I don't know.
You know what, I don't.I haven't really seen anything either, so
um yeah, I think you're rightabout that, So we'll we'll we'll follow
up on that. But meanwhile,while before we take this break and just
want to seguere y'all, we gottacheck on Bobby Jones. Bobby Jones,
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he has been sitting. He hasbeen sitting in holy oil for the last
three days. I know you gotyou got ten seconds, we got we
can't miss this conversation. Go toBrady, We'll be right back. We
gotta go check O, Bobby,get your holy oil. We all need
out right now. Somebody called bissingTV Jake's this is the Jeff Brown Show.
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Well, well, well we're back, We're back, We're back.
Listen. Um, I heard thatBobby Jones was the reverend Reverend do Right
himself. Bobby Jones gospel kind ofuh had a I don't know, I
don't know how to word it,but I think he had a rude awakening
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type situation. I think he wasreally caught off guard at the awards.
I think that, I think heI think, yeah, I think he
was really I don't even know whatpeople be thinking. I don't know,
I can't I don't know the thethe booty hole ain't the whole thing in
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front of it. I'm still kindof what's the what's the lyricsure? I
just lost my words. I don'teven know if I should say it.
He said by something something pink andby something something brown. Okay, Yeah,
the moment. I mean thing was, first of all, Bingt didn't
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read the room. Why would youeven sit him next to this chicken?
Okay? And then you know youput him he should have been sitting over
there with the dignitaries. Why wouldyou put him in the midst of a
Krishawn rock and and and and thisgirl? Why would you even put like
you're not reading the room. Andthen like, I think he was fine
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up unto that girl got up inthat little beauty supply store outfit and decided
she was gonna sing her song becauseshe wasn't invited on stage, and then
was doing it right in front ofit. And I think he was fine
because when anything probably popped on stage, you probably went to this Bible app
you know, you know, Butat that point, it's all in his
face, digressed normal, He can'tlook at his phone no more. It's
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in his face. And I'm justlike, I say, you know who.
As I saw it, I justgrabbed my Bible and put the TV
on mute. I said, y'allain't taking me to Hell. If I
go to Hell, I'm do iton my own accord to my own actions.
I think that's really interesting about thisis that again, we go back
to anything goals and I just thinkI just think Bobby Jones probably was like,
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and here's the thing, let's let'sslip it. He might eat might
be playing it off to say,oh, man, I can't believe she
did that. But in this matterlike who that booty? That booty?
No he I'm gonna tell you heplayed off. He probably he probably Yeah,
he looked disgusted because the on TV. But you probably don't even know
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what he might have been really thinking, though he might might have liked.
Sitting next to him was thoroughly entertainment. Yeah, I'm pretty dirty. Yeah,
he was sitting next to him.You could tell that he was thoroughly
entertained. He was bugging. AndI thought about it, now, what
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is this? What? What amI missing? What? What? What?
Bobby? Bobby wasn't feeling it.Bobby wasn't feeling it at all.
Bobby, Bobby and Sauty like man, and she probably could do this off
camera. We might have been art. Yeah, So I think what we
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saw, this is what happened.There's a segment of our community, a
segment of our population who believes thatdecorum, having class means you're trying to
act white. Yeah, right,that's the problem. It's this whole what
they call it respectability. You're promotingrespectability like, oh you want to be
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white? No, there there shouldbe something to be said about having some
decorum, some class. We're notsaying everybody gotta be blueshie. But come
on now, my, my suchand such pink and my booty hole brown.
You're saying that right right right therefor the Bobby I'm a man that's
like fish and TD Jakes and tellinghim to follow me on only fans.
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Well, I don't think so.I think that might have been a little
bit worse, a little word.But see, that's letting you know that
even in the midst of me tryingto be ratchet, there's still the level
of decorum. Correct. Well,here, here's what I tell Bobby Jones,
good friend of mine, older gentleman, uh, my Caucasian brother.
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Uh, he's about seventy three yearsold. He told me that he says,
Jack, if it spells like cologne, leave it alone. If it
spells like fish, you must eatthe dish. So that's what he told
me. Oh my, oh mygod. Okay, So is that why
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we've got the level of people wegot now because they're eating the fish is
easy. That makes sense. Though. Everybody wants to be trisexual, so
that makes sense. Yeah, whatare you told me? So? I
was like, okay, yeah,like you gotta leave him? Oh god,
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oh my god. And if theactually very quite true, then very
true. Yeah, the same.I think we need to go back to
sex at classes so that men canknow what a real vagina looks like.
Yeah, a lot of you aboutthat. They took sex and out of
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schools, and these babies don't know. So therefore, you know, it
may not smell like colone, itmight look like fish, but it might
be evil. Right, I'm I'mgonna let you forget lead an ill loma.
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I mean, if that's if youlike eel, then I can't tell
you. But though, but raw, it's an eel terrible man. And
you know what's interesting about all this, though, I think that I think
that we are living and in insome some really um how can I say
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it? Really animated overly animated timeslike everything is on one thousand, everything
is to the extreme. Everything islike you know, my such as such
as pink and my no, okay, I'm not well. I think we're
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little bit of time. Now it'sall about how far will you go?
There is no boundaries, there isno ceiling, there is no cap.
It is how far are you willingto go to be famous? And that
I blame on the industry because theyclaim their gatekeepers, but honestly, no,
at this point anyone can get Thedoor is wide open, and all
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it takes is for you to getenough viewers and likes on something for you
to be sitting at the same tablewith somebody that has an egot. Okay,
it used to not be that way. It used to be that there
was levels, there was tears,there were steps. Now you're telling me
that all I do is go viraland get a million of some views,
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and I can be sitting at atable with a billionaire who's put in the
dudes. That's crazy. It's weird. It's definitely weird. That's why I'm
going back to that blue check youknow, I know about to wrap it
up. Yeah bought man, That'slike, you better go and look at
my grandfather before you got to buyone. I see one, I see
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listen Google blue checks, listen,I see more black, I see more
blue checks in my Instagram storage thatI've ever seen before. I'm like,
it's like wow. So like goingback to your point, you earned,
you earned your key, that's whyyou you are, Cocoa. Same thing
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with you, Darbio. You've earnedyour key in the in your in the
arena that you deal it. That'swhy you've been able to do what you
do. Me personally, I don'thave to buy check now. If I
get a check, it's great,but I don't because my work speaks for
it. So how I kind ofmy business speaks for it. So so
at the end of the day,I don't have to. And you're right,
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I don't have a problem Coco workingand busting my ass to do what
I need to do to continue towork myself into the roomb. And and
I just think that we live ina culture where if you sell your soul,
you get on and I just Ijust it's just crazy, Like I
call it setting your hair on fire. It's easy to take if you go
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staying in the middle of the street, and it's just it's just it's just
crazy. Like it's like if Idropped, if I if I really did
do it, only fans and Idid some really sexual, debaucherous crap on
it, and that leaked. I'dbe in the front road to bt boars
next year. Yep, yep,now I'm buying you. I could have
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been in the front road this year, but then the young children would have
been like, who's she? Uh? But if I can''s a really ratchet
ignorant crap right now, Like it'scrazy, and I would go viral.
It's like, you know, somebodysaid, what ain't you doing Country Wayne
Skins? Now I said, Isure am, But that's probably the only
one I do one with m hm, because yeah, he paved the way
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and I like the way he conductsthe business. So what Yeah, yeah,
well yes, will say Emmy nominatedand Country Wayne skits, so what?
And then and it's like Country Wayneand uh and Jordan Jackson as well
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are one of our one of ourguests. Yeah, that's dope. You
can pick and choose. I'll tellpeople all the time, we're in an
age where people don't care what theyhave to do to get on because now
they know the floodgates are open andanybody can get on. Yeah, it's
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it's it's it's crazy when you knowyou're sitting there even even you know,
I have heard conversations where you know, season trained, award winning actors are
like, oh my god, wewere there all this social media influencer got
a major role and they can't act. Yeah, because this fool can't remember
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their lines or know their lines orcan't even read Q cards. We stuck
here all day. I bust mytail in Juilliard and thirty years of a
career for this. It's weird.It's weird. It's weird. Well,
listen as we get readier in theshow. On a lighter note, uh
down where you had comfort as aGeorgian man who paid eighty thousand dollars because
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he got tired of being rejected bywomen because of his height. He was
five five. He had a surgerythat costs him eighty thousand that added length
to him. So now he's sixfeet tall. Six feet tall. I
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just and he claims he didn't doit for the ladies. Now, I
would love to see it before apicture. How short was he did they
show before? Fast? I mean, I got that's a tiny man.
That's a tiny, tiny man.Yeah, he's sixty where I hope to
God that he tells whatever woman hehas a baby with while their children are
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so tiny. Yeah, you don'tgot to wonder why she got these little
itty bitty dwarf as children and theydon't grow that they're still wearing fourteen at
twelve years old. I hope,she tells, I hope he little fingers
and little she thinks she's about tohave her some ball players, and you're
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gonna be stuck with some wrestlers,baby, yeah, some uh yeah,
you're gonna be some chess boards,some chess players. They're gonna play chess.
Yeah, they're gonna be focused oncricket. Let them play cricket.
Um, they're gonna be playing.Uh right, they gotta be Does it
say how to how to thirde?Like? How do they do that?
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They severed, They severed the boneand then they extend the leg and they
grab skin from other parts of hisbody and they put a metal rod in
his shin bone, in his boneand extend So mind you did they do
his feet? Because how you look? You six foot and you got a
seven foot like you foot? Likewhy are you why are you stopping in
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the kids section for your Jordan's butyou six foot tall shoe size four.
Right, I hope they did hisfeet too, because that's gonna look real
flict that that you six one,but you wearing aside six kids? Why
why your shoes all got belcro?Why you all got no shoestrings? Why
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are your shoes belcro? Then hegets psychological training to understand that he now
has to bend down when he walksthrough certain doorways. So is he gonna
keep bumping his hating? Hey?Well, I want almost say, is
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this He might and had the height. He might and had the height,
but there's just certain parts about itjust can't hide the left though. I'm
just gonna be honest with you.I'm just gonna be honest. And yeah,
yeah, heard about that, heardabout that? Listen, if you
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gotta go through all that man dideverybody man in the in the man parts,
you know in the penis you knowme and are now getting He might
be okay, because I don't knowabout any other women out there. From
my experiences, big things come insmall packages. They'd be them big ones
that be tricking you. If hewas black like some of these little men
(36:00):
are, it's now all gonna beproportioned. He's not gonna look like a
tripod anymore. You gonna like atripod. But if he wasn't blessed in
that area, I hope he's putsome money away for the others. Wow,
that's crazy. Eighty thousand to gettaller, that's crazy. I'll just
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stay five ten. I'm cool,it's great. I'm all right, I'm
blessing. I'm blessed that that's averageheight a little bit above. Yeah,
I'm I'm cool. I'm striking.I've never had an issue with anything hight
(36:44):
or anything I was. I'm good. So you got you, guys,
it's five feet tall. You cango right now to Atlanta and have a
surgery. Eight dollars for that.He had to go. He went to
London. I'm sorry he went toLondon. He went. He's I just
told that when he gets with thegirl who's a hole, like, oh
(37:05):
my god, he's so tall,and then they have a baby, and
she's like, why he won't browJust hope he tells me true and we
we Hey, we should listen.What did y'all learn today? Y'all you
know we come to the end ofthe show. What did you learn cod
code today? I learned that ifI have to descend too far down to
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be somewhere I ain't supposed to bethere. Damn, that's good, DARBYA.
What did you learn today? Ilearned that you were the one who
wrote the song that that woman wassinging next to Bobby Jones. And I
learned that you set your appointment togo to London to get taller. So
listen, we uh to the handsyourself. We'll appreciate you, DARBYO.
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Now this is the FCB Podcast Network. Welcome to John Brown. What's going
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on? What's going on? Shemet Jeff Brown, and we are back
from vacation. We've been going alittle while, but guess what, we
are back and we're ready to getinto some stuff. I'm the host with
the most you already know, Ipractice fan with me. I got the
lovely sad always still none other thanmy girl Cocolls. She's ready to bring
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it up baby a coca with mytwo favorite black brothers on Earth. Yes,
outside of my brother and my child. Uh yeah, honey, your
favorite Auntie sists, because that's whatI've been. I've been. I've been
deemed Auntie sists though I'm loving.That's my new moniker, my new hastag
(01:33):
Auntie sists. Yeah, now that'sthat's dope. Uh, what you do?
You know, since we've been offin the last month, what you
what you've been doing? What youin Phoenix been doing? You know what
me and Phoenix have been spending suchgreat time together. You know. At
first, you know, all thisquiet and stillness because of the writer's strike
had me kind of freaked out.But then I realized, my God is
an awesome God, honey, Iain't got to worry about no finances.
(01:55):
I ain't got to worry about theroof over my head. And I get
all this time to work on meand be the best mom I can be,
and we have just been in agreat space. I'm just being mama.
Oh, that's dope. That's dope. That's dope. Any updates on
a writers strike? No, no, no updates. I heard those negotiations
(02:15):
are not going very well. ButI did hear that the ending actors strike.
Um, those negotiations are going well. Damn that. It was all
honey Day was calling us like theywas campaigning for mayor vote on actors strike,
(02:35):
and ninety eight percent voted for thestrike. And so the deadline is
June thirtieth for them to negotiations,and if negotiations are not met, then
the actors are going on strike too. So yeah, so let's say,
if y'all see me on only fans, just don't eat and trip. I'm
just doing what I can do totake care of my kid until I can
go back to work. Putting thatout there. I'm just putting that out
(02:59):
there. You know what I'm saying. I've been greezing up my breast,
you know, my feet because exactlywhat they're about to do. Um,
all right, nipple by any meansnecessary, sir, because I can't tell
a lot huge no hands okay,dam yeah, like the writer strikeman going
(03:30):
on for a while, pasted likeeight months baby, So I don't know,
it's like they're really you know,I feel for my friends who are
writers because they're really trying to eliminatethem because now they didn't got a hip
to this AI you know, firstmy bag, sorry heart, Um,
I just left a very good podcastwhere I could and I was still in
(03:53):
that zone. Um. But Ijust feel like they need to pay those
people. Those people have a theyhave a gift, they write, they
make these great shows, and theyshould be paid accordingly. They should be
compensated accordingly, Not the big wigswho sit behind the desk to be making
all the money, Not when thepeople on the ground are making it happen.
Yeah. Yeah, it's it's justweird that we're moving into this um,
(04:15):
this futuristic uhum time and you know, the next fifteen twenty years,
you know, nothing is going tobe the same. It's nothing like apps.
Have y'all tried it? Yeah,I have not such. I felt
(04:36):
like such uh, like I wascommitting a crime. But I have gotten
hooked on them because no matter whatidea I have, I say it into
this app and the whole book orscript or everything just pops up. And
I'm like, Yo, this isbugging me out. It's crazy. Eliminate
(04:56):
so much work that we normally wouldhave to do when we're less out ideas
for a book or a script ora screen. You know what I'm saying.
And it's like, but if Iain't token, that's still does you
still have to go back and putemotion into it. You still have to
go I was working on a contractand I needed to add a clause in
it that I didn't have in there, and I was just curious. I
(05:17):
was like, you know what,let me just go to this to this
AI thing and you tell them giveme a contract clause that says whatever it
is you want to say, andthey put it right out. I'm like,
Yo, that's crazy, dude.I literally had an idea in my
head for scrip for years and I'vebeen tinkering on the laptop trying to flesh
(05:39):
it out. I spoke my ideainto that app When I tell you the
entire tire first twenty pages of thatscript, analog line came out. I
was like, what the what like? And I've been fiddling with this,
this idea for years. I tryto how to how to put it out
there. And don't get me wrong, I've got to go back and add
(06:01):
emotion. I've got to go backand personalize it. But dude, all
that work that I was struggling withwas just done for me a matter of
seconds. Wow. That's crazy.Yeah, but you can't say You can't
say that you just ain't got timeto do something no more when it comes
to writing a book or something,because I don't like that one if nothing
(06:23):
else, because I don't do nothingelse with it, I'm gonna throw the
idea into it and let it situntil I get to it. But you
won't forget your idea. You don'tforget stuff. I'm woke in the middle
of my I sleep and saying somethingthat phone and came back into a whole
ten chapters written. Yeah, Ihave not. I don't even know what
(06:45):
a y'all talking about. I've beenso I've been so busy with party and
celebrating, renovating, the host andawards ceremonies. JENRCA, I ain't even
had no time to really tap in. H got what you're talking about to
it because everybody keeps a secret likeit's some part of some secret society.
Because the person who told me whisperingin my ear like they were telling me
(07:09):
some top secret stock market tips.No, I haven't tapped in yet.
So yeah, y'all definitely gotta putme on game with that. A darvo.
What's up with you? Man?What you've done since we are since
the last time we you know,we've been together. You know we've been
on this little vacation. Man,what's up man? You know I'm always
working, brother, constantly working projects, and you know I'm trying to get
(07:30):
it bro Okay, good man,and Mama, did you for your birthday
too? I did? I can'tdo for your birthday? I'm mad.
I ain't an dagon invite. I'msorry wa social media like I'm some HANDKO
was doing this. I thought,family, you are to get an invite.
(07:54):
I ain't get no text like aces. I don't know if you're busy
or not. Baby, you ain't. I had to go on. It's
the dram and see it like I'mso, you know what, you absolutely
take my little twenty dollars cash backbecause you own some bull crap that that
ain't that twenty dollars with a longway to so you know, hey,
(08:20):
it went a long way. Itwas. It was the other half to
the other twenty. I needed,you know, for what I need to
do with her, her not tobe named a celebration show. Da you
know what, slip that twenty andthe two hundred. I know how you
do? You already go twenty withthe work and that twenty and that twenty
(08:48):
went a long way, right theflipper Brown, You're gonna make it happen.
I'm I'm I'm gonna turn it intosomething. I'm gonna get work.
But um, yeah, I believebeen doing much like I said, it's
been working busy and um trying toget some rest. I'll be in Houston
Coco weekend, okay, and soyou know, just uh sassy, you
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know, you know she's a partof our family. You know, her
sister birthday is that weekend of theof the eighth. So I'll be down
there hanging out. No, Igotta, I gotta, I gotta personal
you know, what it looks like. Well listen, this wasn't everybody.
This was more like a h ultimatum. So uh, okay, it's a
(09:39):
difference better, Yeah, that typeof situation. Yeah. So, um
so I'll be down there and uh, you know, just doing some traveling
and that's pretty much it, andum yeah, everything's cool. Man.
I can't wait to get into someof the hot talk hop hot topics today.
(10:01):
Ain't even talking been away from themic, but um, I want
to definitely recap some of the someof the highlights swimming BT Awards coming up
in it. Yeah, I wantto talk about I can't even say the
line on this show what the RatchetAwards? Now? Yeah, my boy
(10:22):
called it the EBT Awards. Ilike, oh man, that's right,
just switch them lessons the EBT Awards. I mean, but I'm I'm trying
to pinpoint when did the BET Awardstake a turn for I don't want to
(10:46):
say the worst, but it definitelyhas taken Acuse it used to be kind
of classy. Man. Yeah,guy, I this dude did a post
earlier and he showed how the frontrow used to look with like Beyonce and
jay Z and YadA all these alistens in the front row, and now
you got a front rower. Whothe hell is that? Yeah, so
(11:09):
it's like I saw my boy inthe front row and he is a carpenter,
man, stop playing. He acarpenter. He could he he he
he'd be he'd be so on lumberbrod for real, Like he he rebuilds
decks. That boy was in thefront row. I said, damn,
(11:31):
damn. Okay, b shout outto the to the right, makes you
subscribe right now. I heart radioSpot Apple podcast wherever that's your pod.
We gotta go highlight the carpenter hewas at the right. Yeah, n
(11:54):
right, we'll be right back.I'm going to go build a deck.
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Recap of the BT Ratchet Awards.So much EBT Awards. That's the
new year EBT Awards. You knowwhat I'm how can I say this?
You know, controversy creates cash.Let's just let me yes reference when I'm
(13:01):
getting ready to say, okay,mm hmm. But do we in our
community, in our in what wedo, must we just all the way
seem like we have to be soghetto and uncouth? No, like right,
(13:22):
I mean to to to I isthis is this the best of black
excellence when we when we come I'myou know, when we have that word.
Actually, well, well, whatI'm saying is when we look at
okay, let's look at the NABACPAwards. Let's look at uh, the
(13:46):
double and the Stellar Awards. Betweenme and you, it didn't kind of
too you know what I mean.Just if you we're gonna just be real
about it, I'm not really.I mean, listen, I appreciate the
platform, and you know, andI understand that the culture has changed throughout
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the years and you have a wholenew generation of artists coming up and entertainers
use the wish that in the firstI get it. Yeah, I just
hate that. Man. There hasto be you know, it's like in
church. Church has evolved, right, you know, the pandemic really shook
up church. So now all thesechurches are a lot of churches didn't make
(14:30):
it through the pandemic and to shutdown. A lot of churches did survived,
but now they're more prepared so ifanother pandemic, God forbids come,
they have they have virtual services whereyou know, they have streaming, They
have everything right, but you stilldon't lose a sense of tradition in church.
It's okay to embrace the things thatare new, but there has to
(14:52):
be some sense of tradition in church, you know. And I think that's
that that should be the standard endof DT Awards, Stellar Awards, the
Dove and the Nation. You knowwhat I'm saying. We need to make
sure that if man's opinion, Ithink that needs to happen. I mean,
let's just let's just take it rightnow. Talk about Buster Rhymes.
(15:15):
Buster Ryan says, hey, wegot to stop this narrative. The rappers
got to stop the narrative of thatthey hate each other. That's that's a
crazy narrative. But it seemed likeall of the hip hop music, it's
about killing somebody, disrespecting the disrespectingblack women. It's just like so negative,
(15:35):
you know what I'm saying. Soyou you got that, and then
lord, let's let's get into youknow, Oh, Patty LaBelle. I
ain't laughing at her, but Iam laughing at that. She had no
business there. Do you know howhigh she had to distend from to come
and be on a stage around thatmess? Do you think take away from
(15:56):
her? I just feel like,I just feel like Patty is too classy.
Pattie is a legend. That wasnot the place for Patty. If
you were gonna have someone coming toa tribute the Tina Turner, that was
conducive to what was in that audience. There were children that had no idea
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that Patty was Dwayne Wayne's mama.There were people and you're wondering who the
hell Patty was. That was nother place. And I love Patty.
I love Patty, but she needsto beat she needs to beat her managements
hell, because she had no businessbeing there. If they was gonna have
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it like they had it and theway it was, they should have had
one of the new artists that cansing a little bit to do that tribute.
That would have been conducive to theenvironment. But Patty, it's like
literally like one of the stark angelshaving to just tin down to hell because
that's how hot it was. Itwas so beneath Patty. When they said
(17:03):
Patty attribute from Payla bell I said, wise, Patty there, I mean
literally that was my first word.Well, I didn't even care about the
fact she forgot the words. Weknow Patty one hundred and twelve. Okay,
we know Patty has been around along time. Patty sum and Jesus,
we know Patty is a legacy.She has been around, like like
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my mother had posters of Patty onthe wall, like look, okay,
So I just feel like and andthis woman is just just the epitome of
class. She is a real artist, she's icon. She had no business
there. That is what disturbs me, not that she forgot the words,
because I'm like, I'm gonna givePatty a pass every time, because Patty
girl, you Patty, okay,we know you could blow sugar. Okay,
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if you could have read the teleproperty, they had it too far from
you. You didn't have one yourglances. I get it. See,
they should have known that. Theyshould have known it should have been a
different thought. They knew that teleproperty should have been closer and a different
thought for Patty. Okay, shenever lastes on. Okay, And but
the fact that she was even there, that's I'm stuck on that. Patty
had no business there. She isabove that, that is so beneath Patty's
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pay grade, like you know what, so high? So no, do
you so? Do you think thatuh uh, that she um that that
maybe they said, well, youknow what, because her and Tina Turner
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came up in the same era,maybe they should have went and got somebody
else. I'm sure. Do youthink if she remember the words? Do
you think if she would have rememberedthe words, would it have been back?
Would it have made the performance?O? Yes, yes, maybe,
yes, maybe, But even stillI don't think that was the best
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song choice for the environment. Onceagain, the ta not knowing how to
read the freaking room. Them childrendidn't know simply the best but everybody know
what's love got to do? Withit, right, everybody, Right,
big shout out to uh to myman Tyler Perry for purchasing be T.
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So you're gonna see all the timeTyler Perry movies and all the Tyler Perry.
Is that official because he hasn't.The Only reason why I'm saying I'm
waiting on for him to say somethingbecause usually Tyler would do a post and
say okay, back then, Tyler, and we know how they run with
(19:40):
a lie. So yeah, mouth, until I hear it out of that
man's mouth, I'm just gonna holdmy comments to myself. Yeah, I
think okay, so you say okay, I don't know, but until I
hear it out of his mouth,thanking everybody, well with come on,
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you know Tyler, he do awhole speech on what he's about to do
with BT if that was sure right? Well right, I don't know.
You know what, I don't.I haven't really seen anything either, so
um yeah, I think you're rightabout that, So we'll we'll we'll follow
up on that. But meanwhile,while before we take this break and just
want to seguere y'all, we gottacheck on Bobby Jones. Bobby Jones,
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he has been sitting. He hasbeen sitting in holy oil for the last
three days. I know you gotyou got ten seconds, we got we
can't miss this conversation. Go toBrady, We'll be right back. We
gotta go check O, Bobby,get your holy oil. We all need
out right now. Somebody called bissingTV Jake's this is the Jeff Brown Show.
(20:51):
Well, well, well we're back, We're back, We're back.
Listen. Um, I heard thatBobby Jones was the reverend Reverend do Right
himself. Bobby Jones gospel kind ofuh had a I don't know, I
don't know how to word it,but I think he had a rude awakening
(21:15):
type situation. I think he wasreally caught off guard at the awards.
I think that, I think heI think, yeah, I think he
was really I don't even know whatpeople be thinking. I don't know,
I can't I don't know the thethe booty hole ain't the whole thing in
(21:42):
front of it. I'm still kindof what's the what's the lyricsure? I
just lost my words. I don'teven know if I should say it.
He said by something something pink andby something something brown. Okay, Yeah,
the moment. I mean thing was, first of all, Bingt didn't
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read the room. Why would youeven sit him next to this chicken?
Okay? And then you know youput him he should have been sitting over
there with the dignitaries. Why wouldyou put him in the midst of a
Krishawn rock and and and and thisgirl? Why would you even put like
you're not reading the room. Andthen like, I think he was fine
(22:26):
up unto that girl got up inthat little beauty supply store outfit and decided
she was gonna sing her song becauseshe wasn't invited on stage, and then
was doing it right in front ofit. And I think he was fine
because when anything probably popped on stage, you probably went to this Bible app
you know, you know, Butat that point, it's all in his
face, digressed normal, He can'tlook at his phone no more. It's
(22:48):
in his face. And I'm justlike, I say, you know who.
As I saw it, I justgrabbed my Bible and put the TV
on mute. I said, y'allain't taking me to Hell. If I
go to Hell, I'm do iton my own accord to my own actions.
I think that's really interesting about thisis that again, we go back
to anything goals and I just thinkI just think Bobby Jones probably was like,
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and here's the thing, let's let'sslip it. He might eat might
be playing it off to say,oh, man, I can't believe she
did that. But in this matterlike who that booty? That booty?
No he I'm gonna tell you heplayed off. He probably he probably Yeah,
he looked disgusted because the on TV. But you probably don't even know
(23:36):
what he might have been really thinking, though he might might have liked.
Sitting next to him was thoroughly entertainment. Yeah, I'm pretty dirty. Yeah,
he was sitting next to him.You could tell that he was thoroughly
entertained. He was bugging. AndI thought about it, now, what
(23:56):
is this? What? What amI missing? What? What? What?
Bobby? Bobby wasn't feeling it.Bobby wasn't feeling it at all.
Bobby, Bobby and Sauty like man, and she probably could do this off
camera. We might have been art. Yeah, So I think what we
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saw, this is what happened.There's a segment of our community, a
segment of our population who believes thatdecorum, having class means you're trying to
act white. Yeah, right,that's the problem. It's this whole what
they call it respectability. You're promotingrespectability like, oh you want to be
(24:41):
white? No, there there shouldbe something to be said about having some
decorum, some class. We're notsaying everybody gotta be blueshie. But come
on now, my, my suchand such pink and my booty hole brown.
You're saying that right right right therefor the Bobby I'm a man that's
like fish and TD Jakes and tellinghim to follow me on only fans.
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Well, I don't think so.I think that might have been a little
bit worse, a little word.But see, that's letting you know that
even in the midst of me tryingto be ratchet, there's still the level
of decorum. Correct. Well,here, here's what I tell Bobby Jones,
good friend of mine, older gentleman, uh, my Caucasian brother.
(25:32):
Uh, he's about seventy three yearsold. He told me that he says,
Jack, if it spells like cologne, leave it alone. If it
spells like fish, you must eatthe dish. So that's what he told
me. Oh my, oh mygod. Okay, So is that why
(25:52):
we've got the level of people wegot now because they're eating the fish is
easy. That makes sense. Though. Everybody wants to be trisexual, so
that makes sense. Yeah, whatare you told me? So? I
was like, okay, yeah,like you gotta leave him? Oh god,
(26:18):
oh my god. And if theactually very quite true, then very
true. Yeah, the same.I think we need to go back to
sex at classes so that men canknow what a real vagina looks like.
Yeah, a lot of you aboutthat. They took sex and out of
(26:41):
schools, and these babies don't know. So therefore, you know, it
may not smell like colone, itmight look like fish, but it might
be evil. Right, I'm I'mgonna let you forget lead an ill loma.
(27:07):
I mean, if that's if youlike eel, then I can't tell
you. But though, but raw, it's an eel terrible man. And
you know what's interesting about all this, though, I think that I think
that we are living and in insome some really um how can I say
(27:36):
it? Really animated overly animated timeslike everything is on one thousand, everything
is to the extreme. Everything islike you know, my such as such
as pink and my no, okay, I'm not well. I think we're
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little bit of time. Now it'sall about how far will you go?
There is no boundaries, there isno ceiling, there is no cap.
It is how far are you willingto go to be famous? And that
I blame on the industry because theyclaim their gatekeepers, but honestly, no,
at this point anyone can get Thedoor is wide open, and all
(28:23):
it takes is for you to getenough viewers and likes on something for you
to be sitting at the same tablewith somebody that has an egot. Okay,
it used to not be that way. It used to be that there
was levels, there was tears,there were steps. Now you're telling me
that all I do is go viraland get a million of some views,
(28:45):
and I can be sitting at atable with a billionaire who's put in the
dudes. That's crazy. It's weird. It's definitely weird. That's why I'm
going back to that blue check youknow, I know about to wrap it
up. Yeah bought man, That'slike, you better go and look at
my grandfather before you got to buyone. I see one, I see
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listen Google blue checks, listen,I see more black, I see more
blue checks in my Instagram storage thatI've ever seen before. I'm like,
it's like wow. So like goingback to your point, you earned,
you earned your key, that's whyyou you are, Cocoa. Same thing
(29:34):
with you, Darbio. You've earnedyour key in the in your in the
arena that you deal it. That'swhy you've been able to do what you
do. Me personally, I don'thave to buy check now. If I
get a check, it's great,but I don't because my work speaks for
it. So how I kind ofmy business speaks for it. So so
at the end of the day,I don't have to. And you're right,
(29:57):
I don't have a problem Coco workingand busting my ass to do what
I need to do to continue towork myself into the roomb. And and
I just think that we live ina culture where if you sell your soul,
you get on and I just Ijust it's just crazy, Like I
call it setting your hair on fire. It's easy to take if you go
(30:19):
staying in the middle of the street, and it's just it's just it's just
crazy. Like it's like if Idropped, if I if I really did
do it, only fans and Idid some really sexual, debaucherous crap on
it, and that leaked. I'dbe in the front road to bt boars
next year. Yep, yep,now I'm buying you. I could have
(30:40):
been in the front road this year, but then the young children would have
been like, who's she? Uh? But if I can''s a really ratchet
ignorant crap right now, Like it'scrazy, and I would go viral.
It's like, you know, somebodysaid, what ain't you doing Country Wayne
Skins? Now I said, Isure am, But that's probably the only
one I do one with m hm, because yeah, he paved the way
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and I like the way he conductsthe business. So what Yeah, yeah,
well yes, will say Emmy nominatedand Country Wayne skits, so what?
And then and it's like Country Wayneand uh and Jordan Jackson as well
(31:25):
are one of our one of ourguests. Yeah, that's dope. You
can pick and choose. I'll tellpeople all the time, we're in an
age where people don't care what theyhave to do to get on because now
they know the floodgates are open andanybody can get on. Yeah, it's
(31:45):
it's it's it's crazy when you knowyou're sitting there even even you know,
I have heard conversations where you know, season trained, award winning actors are
like, oh my god, wewere there all this social media influencer got
a major role and they can't act. Yeah, because this fool can't remember
(32:09):
their lines or know their lines orcan't even read Q cards. We stuck
here all day. I bust mytail in Juilliard and thirty years of a
career for this. It's weird.It's weird. It's weird. Well,
listen as we get readier in theshow. On a lighter note, uh
down where you had comfort as aGeorgian man who paid eighty thousand dollars because
(32:32):
he got tired of being rejected bywomen because of his height. He was
five five. He had a surgerythat costs him eighty thousand that added length
to him. So now he's sixfeet tall. Six feet tall. I
(32:53):
just and he claims he didn't doit for the ladies. Now, I
would love to see it before apicture. How short was he did they
show before? Fast? I mean, I got that's a tiny man.
That's a tiny, tiny man.Yeah, he's sixty where I hope to
God that he tells whatever woman hehas a baby with while their children are
(33:15):
so tiny. Yeah, you don'tgot to wonder why she got these little
itty bitty dwarf as children and theydon't grow that they're still wearing fourteen at
twelve years old. I hope,she tells, I hope he little fingers
and little she thinks she's about tohave her some ball players, and you're
(33:37):
gonna be stuck with some wrestlers,baby, yeah, some uh yeah,
you're gonna be some chess boards,some chess players. They're gonna play chess.
Yeah, they're gonna be focused oncricket. Let them play cricket.
Um, they're gonna be playing.Uh right, they gotta be Does it
say how to how to thirde?Like? How do they do that?
(34:00):
They severed, They severed the boneand then they extend the leg and they
grab skin from other parts of hisbody and they put a metal rod in
his shin bone, in his boneand extend So mind you did they do
his feet? Because how you look? You six foot and you got a
seven foot like you foot? Likewhy are you why are you stopping in
(34:29):
the kids section for your Jordan's butyou six foot tall shoe size four.
Right, I hope they did hisfeet too, because that's gonna look real
flict that that you six one,but you wearing aside six kids? Why
why your shoes all got belcro?Why you all got no shoestrings? Why
(34:52):
are your shoes belcro? Then hegets psychological training to understand that he now
has to bend down when he walksthrough certain doorways. So is he gonna
keep bumping his hating? Hey?Well, I want almost say, is
(35:14):
this He might and had the height. He might and had the height,
but there's just certain parts about itjust can't hide the left though. I'm
just gonna be honest with you.I'm just gonna be honest. And yeah,
yeah, heard about that, heardabout that? Listen, if you
(35:37):
gotta go through all that man dideverybody man in the in the man parts,
you know in the penis you knowme and are now getting He might
be okay, because I don't knowabout any other women out there. From
my experiences, big things come insmall packages. They'd be them big ones
that be tricking you. If hewas black like some of these little men
(36:00):
are, it's now all gonna beproportioned. He's not gonna look like a
tripod anymore. You gonna like atripod. But if he wasn't blessed in
that area, I hope he's putsome money away for the others. Wow,
that's crazy. Eighty thousand to gettaller, that's crazy. I'll just
(36:23):
stay five ten. I'm cool,it's great. I'm all right, I'm
blessing. I'm blessed that that's averageheight a little bit above. Yeah,
I'm I'm cool. I'm striking.I've never had an issue with anything hight
(36:44):
or anything I was. I'm good. So you got you, guys,
it's five feet tall. You cango right now to Atlanta and have a
surgery. Eight dollars for that.He had to go. He went to
London. I'm sorry he went toLondon. He went. He's I just
told that when he gets with thegirl who's a hole, like, oh
(37:05):
my god, he's so tall,and then they have a baby, and
she's like, why he won't browJust hope he tells me true and we
we Hey, we should listen.What did y'all learn today? Y'all you
know we come to the end ofthe show. What did you learn cod
code today? I learned that ifI have to descend too far down to
(37:28):
be somewhere I ain't supposed to bethere. Damn, that's good, DARBYA.
What did you learn today? Ilearned that you were the one who
wrote the song that that woman wassinging next to Bobby Jones. And I
learned that you set your appointment togo to London to get taller. So
listen, we uh to the handsyourself. We'll appreciate you, DARBYO.
(37:57):
We get back to cleek and seewhat all that makes you. Guys.
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