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This is the FCB Podcast Network.Jeff Brown. What's going on? What's
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going on? This is your man, Jeff Brown, And you're tuning into
another exciting episode of the Jeff BrownShow. And you already know I am
the host with the most and wegot a phenomenal show for you today.
Listen, my partner in crime,the Lovely side of the show. She's
out on vacation with with nephew Phoenixand they're on uh day somewhere on the
Disney cruise somewhere traveling the world onthe water. So I know she's gonna
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be doing her thing and then joinherself. She's well deserving of that.
And then and y'all, we foundhim. We found the hat, we
found Reverend do Wrong, we foundthe deacon none of Then my brother,
my friend CEO, my Mandarvo Marlborough, we found him. He's been We
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found him. I should be onvacation too. Yeah, and we almost
called your name, waldough Man.You have been gone for so long,
man, but we glad you're back. Man, were glad you're back.
But today our special guest is socialmedia sensation and comedian my Mayor Noah Ryan.
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He has the best impressions what wecall the Donald Trump preschool impressions.
Noah, is that Am I sayingthat? Right? Yeah? Preschool apprentice,
preschool of prince is right, Okay, that's what it's called. Hey,
what in what in God's good namemotivated you to do that? Man?
That is called? I love it. I love it. I just
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love it, man, I loveit. Well. When I started doing
impressions on the internet in twenty twenty, during the pandemic, and I started
doing a Trump impression, and Iwanted to do it in a way where
whether you're a Democrat or a Republicanor you didn't care, you found something
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funny and you could kind of unifyon one subject. So I was trying
to find things that I could talkabout as Donald Trump that were just completely
nonsensical and stupid. And so Iwas doing that as him. And then
one day I pulled up Snapchat.When I first started doing the Trump videos,
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I had the wig, but Ialso did the full suit and tie.
And I was doing a video andI finished recording it, and I
pulled up Snapchat just because I wastrying to, like, I think someone
snapped me. So I was justlooking at it and I was like,
let me see what the filters aretoday. So I'm got my wig on,
I got my suit on, andI'm just like scrolling through filters and
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I find this baby filter and Iwas like, this is kind of funny.
So I just hate record and Irecorded the first one and I posted
it and it went semi viral,and I was like, all right,
well, I guess I'll make anotherone. And it's been a series ever
since. Hey listen, man,when the one that got me a darvial.
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Have you seen the one about themac and cheese? Yeah? Yeah,
that one, that one, thatone went that one did. There's
It's weird because I've made so manyof these. There's some that I make
that I'm like, Okay, Ithink this one's funny and it gonna go
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viral and it doesn't. And thenthe ones that I'm like, ah,
this was just kind of me,just like I picked a random topic.
Those are the ones that end upgoing viral. And mac and cheese one
I thought was stupid. I thoughtit was so dumb, and I posted
it and it went viral and peopleare like, this is the funniest thing
I've ever seen. I know,because you're talking about the mac and cheese
that you're like, who's cheese?Like no, You're like who's mad?
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Who's mad? Like yeah, youknow who I mean? You know,
we need to look into that,you know. And you sound just like
Donald Trump. It was just sofunny, man. Man. I send
it to some of my family.Uh, they're not big supporters of Trump,
but they thought it was hilarious.Man. So so when I need
a good picker up, or Ineed if I'm not feeling the best,
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I actually go to your page andsee what you're talking about. Man and
a preschool of princes. So Ithink that's dope. Now do you do
any other impressions? Yeah? Ido. I do over two hundred impressions.
Really, yeah yeah, So doyou have to So do you have
to? Can you can you doit on the spot or do you have
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to kind of practice? How doyou do How do you do that?
It depends on the voice. Somevoices like Scoob like get shy. Some
voices I can just kind of dropinto, and then some voices I have
to I have to think about itfor a minute, or I have to
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find like the pitch of the voice. Because some voices are outside of my
normal tone, so I have towarm up my voice before you really.
Okay, So I want to putyou on the spot. Man. This
is what we do. We havea lot of fun. Can you if
I call out a name? Canyou can you think you can do the
impression? I can try? Yeah? Sure, Okay, all right,
we'll see. Okay, President BarackObama. Here's the deal, folks.
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We're here on a show and we'rehaving a lot of fun and side stiffns
on Thursday. Okay, I uh, can you do Stevey? No?
That was Hella good? Can youdo steven A Smith? Steven A Smith?
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I have never done him, sothis will be my first attempt at
him. But you know what Ithink. I think Lebron is the most
fantastical player that we have ever seen. It is it is. It is
taking my brain over with things Ihave never I have never experienced. I
watched him and my my soul iselevated to a state I have not attained.
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That was good. That was good, especially using the big words.
He likes. Word. He createsit. I swear he creates his own
dictionary. Sometimes I have to googleit to make sure it's an actual word
when I hear him speak. Okay, okay, hey, I got okay,
can you do let me see Igot one more Dariel, give me
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somebody. Man, it's so manypeople. I think because we were talking
about it so much, he gotit. He got to give people a
little bit of the Trump oh forpeople. Yeah, got to yeah,
yeah, Okay, this I'm gonnaI'm gonna throw a top of dot there.
Okay, and then you and youand you do your your Trump impersonation.
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Okay, all right? Uh weedweed? Well, folks, okay,
we're looking at the weed. Okay, we don't know which weed,
but it's a little tiny little thing. It grows up out of the ground.
Some people use spray to get ridof the weed. It grows too
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much in the cracks. Okay.But some people they take the weed and
they smoke the weed. And frankly, I don't know why dandelions a weed
and they smoking dandelions. Nobody knows. We're looking into with that kid.
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Oh my god. Is there anycharacter that you that you've done, that
you've impersonated that you really really likeoutside of the you know, maybe the
Donald Trump or Princess Preschool of princess. Yeah, I do a Cat Williams
impression. That's really fun. Ohwe gotta hear it. Oh yeah,
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we gotta, we gotta here.Okay, I'm gonna give you a topic
and you do your Cat Williams.All right, yeah, Bacon and eggs.
Bacon and eggs. Let me tellyou something, pimp. Bacon and
ass is mother delicious. This isso damn tasty. I absolutely love it.
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Bacon and ags. You wake yourselfup in the morning, you smell
at and you know it's gonna bea good day. Hey man, you
are but nomen no, man,but no, no, Like, how
long have you been doing this?I've been doing this. I'm twenty six
now, I've been doing it sinceeighth grade, so over ten years you
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started doing What was that like ineighth grade to do that? Like,
you know, what were you impersonatingthe teachers? And yeah, So my
first impression ever was an impression ofa substitute teacher that we had. And
she was just a very interesting characterand she had this phrase that I've never
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heard before. She was a verynice Indian lady, but she had this
phrase and like if it would gettoo loud or she got stressed out.
She would be like, holy culiflower, and I've never heard anyone like used
cauliflower in an expression, and Ithought it was the funniest thing. So
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I would do an impression of her, and uh, I just kind of
kept going and I kept learning differentvoices and it's just rolled out from there.
Wow. Man, that is incredible. So now you're twenty six.
Now do you do any stand upcomedy? So you do stand up comedy
as well? Yeah, I do. I do stand up. I'm Cleveland
based and I've been doing stand upin and around Cleveland for the past year.
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I do Cleveland, Ohio. Youyou're local. Yeah yeah, I
didn't know you were local. Ohyeah, yeah. I didn't know you
were Cleveland either. That's cool.Yeah yeah yeah, man, yeah,
I didn't know you were Cleveland based. Yes, sir, man, that's
oh that's incredible. Wait minute?How much how much time we got?
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Brother? You got a minute?Okay, listen, No, don't go
nowhere. We're gonna take it.We're gonna take a quick break and we're
gonna come right back. Man.We got to talk to the Cleveland David.
So you're you're a Prounce fan,So I'm not from I'm Ohio.
I just moved here recently, butI do pull for the Browns now that
I'm in the city. It's infectious. Okay, then, man, listen,
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listen. We got a Cleveland,We got a newcomer. Welcome to
Cleveland. Let me give you theofficial welcome. Welcome to Cleveland. No
thank you. You are a Brownsaying, so you automatically a brother.
Listen. We'll be right back withmy man nor Riyan makes you guys.
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and We're back and We're back.Hey listen, We're on with my man,
Noah Ryan, social media sensation,the man behind uh the preschool apprentice
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man and he has over two hundredimpressions that he can do. He's probably
one of the best impressions that I'veheard. What about you think? What
you think? Darbiel? I mean, the guy is incredible. That was
absolutely incredible, especially in being ableto do the impressions with the scenarios on
the spot that was that was dope. Yeah, man, listen, that
is incredible. So you say,you you you you just moved here from
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to Cleveland. What motivated you tomove to Cleveland? Man? Yeah,
yeah, my girlfriend always a woman. It's always a woman always. If
it's not a job, it's awoman. And then the right, yeah,
opposite, but yeah, no,we've we met. During the pandemic,
I started making videos on the internetand I made this video where I
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was doing impressions and it went viral. But then it was part of a
trend. There were a bunch ofother impressionists making the same kind of video
but with their different voices that theycan do. And this girl came up
on my feed and she was doingimpressions and there aren't a lot of female
impressions in the comedy space there therethey're very unique, and when when they
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show up, I'm very impressed becausethere aren't a lot of women that do
them. And I was like,this is cool. So I commented on
her video. She followed my stuffand was like, oh, this is
cool. And we became friends,and then about six months later we started
dating. And I moved to theCleveland area because she's from here, about
a year ago and we've been togetheralmost three years now. Okay, so
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how you liked it? How youlike Cleveland? Man? Talk about a
little bit Cleveland? Cleveland where I'mfrom. So I was My dad's a
my dad's a minister, so Imoved around a bit as a kid,
but I was I was born inann Arbor in Michigan, and uh,
we moved and we spent must spendmost of my life in Connecticut on the
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East Coast. So where I'm atis about two hours drive to New York,
two hours drive to Boston. SoI'm a city boy. I love
the city, but I also likea small town kind of vibe, and
Cleveland's interesting because it's it's considered abig city and it is by population and
just like the feel, but italso has a small town vibe. I
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feel like, I feel like there'sit's a there's like a there's not a
there's. You go to New Yorkand even if you're from New York,
it feels big, like it feelstoo big. But Cleveland has like a
we have like local spots. It'sa balance of like the hometown vibe with
the big city vibe. And Ilike that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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that's a perfect way of when youlook at it, it's a perfect
way to uh look at that piecewith the city. So now, what's
next for you? Know what youknow? Moving forward? What's next for
you? Brother? What what's what'son the agenda? What's going on in
twenty twenty four? Well, mymy goal for the new year is to
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start getting consistent work at both Hilaritiesand the Improv downtown. Okay, So
those are those are two of thecomedy clubs in the area, and they're
probably two of the bigger ones.And I just I've been doing a lot
of I've been doing a lot ofshowcase shows, a lot of bar shows,
but I really want to get someclub work under my belt. So
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club work is is up next,Okay, And I'm gonna I'm gonna make
a call. Man, I'm gonnacall my my, my, my big
brother, Sam Silk. He hasa he has a lot of comedy going
on and I've heard of Yeah.Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna make
a call and see if we canget you over there. Man. And
you know, Sam is a goodfriend of ours, Darby or nine.
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We love him and he does alot in this community. Man. So
I'm I'm I'm gonna plug you directlytoward man and see we get you in
over there and uh yeah at theat the club. Also, man,
let's talk about now, how canpeople follow you? Man? How can
people say connected to support you?Yeah? So all of my social media
and I'm on YouTube, Twitter,Facebook, it's all the real underscore and
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r P. Yeah, it's it'severywhere. All my handles are the same.
You can just you can you cangoogle the preschool Apprentice. I'll come
up. It's it's it's at thatpoint now it's pretty viral. If you
google preschool apprentice, my stuff willcome up and I post, I post
daily uh, basically on on Instagramand Facebook, I post at about six
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pm every day. I'll take likeone day off a week, but for
the most part, I'm posting everyday and then us on on TikTok,
I'm at the same handle and Ipost around nine pm because for whatever reason,
that's when the algorithm does the best. Is that right? See?
You know, Dariel, did youhear that I'm about to start posting at
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six pm too? Yeah? Yeah, I'm about to start posting at six
pm two. Yeah, you know. And that's incredible that you talk about
the algorithm and everything and now you'vebeen able to really master that with your
brand and listen, brother, you'redoing some amazing, amazing things and I'm
just really excited for you. Andlisten, I want you to stick around.
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Make sure you give us the Instagramhandle and your TikTok handle again before
we leave. But a Darviel,just want to catch up with you Mary.
What's been going on in your life? Brother? I know you've been
off for a couple of weeks.You know. It's Hou's mom, how's
dad? Yeah? Everybody doing good? Man, been under the been under
the weather a little bit. Youcan probably hear it a little, but
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yeah, yeah, but I'm gladyou stick around, man. I mean
it was you know, it's alwaysyou know, you know, the good
to have a team. You know, I know we haven't you know,
me and Coco, you know we'vebeen holding down, but you know,
it's always good to have the wholeteam together. So I just wanted to
make sure you know you was allright, man, and uh, make
sure everything's good man. So it'sgood to hear your voice. You know,
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give moms and pops you know,my love man and brave Pops is
getting getting better. Well, listen, we've come to the part of the
show that I love. It's calledwhat did you learn? And so I'm
gonna start out with you nor whatdid you learn today about about the Jeff
Brown Show? Or what did youlearn on the Jeff Brown Show today?
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Well, I've been learning this sinceI moved to Cleveland, where where I'm
from, there's it's it's everyone kindof stays in their their own spot and
no one kind of like uh crossesthe lines and work the east and west
side of Cleveland. Like there's athere's a there's like some sort of tension
because people don't try to cross thelines. But if you make it across
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the lines, the people on eitherside are are generally pretty nice and you
can get along real well with them. Yeah. Lately, I've been doing
a lot of shows on the EastSide and the support has just been great.
A lot of really good people anda lot of really nice people,
and I just I like connecting withpeople. So it's just learning more and
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more every day that everybody is thesame at heart and you just got to
find a connection point with them andthen it's golden. That's incredible, brother
Jovian. What'd you learn today?Man? I learned that you're going to
be the next contestant on Preschool aPrendice And guess what I learned. I
learned that if fcb E will goout of business, you're going to become
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the new impression as yourself and you'regonna go and to know it's class to
learn how to become Hey, y'all, listen, this has been another exciting
episode of The Jeff Brown Show withCoco Brown. Again. We want to
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