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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:15):
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Speaker 4 (00:30):
Well, just like all of my technology today, Donald Trump
is coming undone. We are going to talk about that
and so much more. In fact, I've got to run
out to the living room to make sure the Internet
is not going to give out. So here I go.
We'll be right back.
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Speaker 4 (00:57):
I'm here, I'm here. Don't fear, I'm here. It is
the Crarell Cast. I am corel It almost wasn't the
Correll Cast today. I have to be very honest with you.
You know, what is it into you? I thought about
this yesterday, Okay, as we talk about Trump unraveling. Technology
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was supposed to make our lives simpler, supposed to make
less paperwork, just supposed to make it easier. And this
is why I'm not afraid of AI. How many of
you think technology has actually made our lives easier? For instance,
if I have to enter one more code that gets
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emailed or sent to me on my phone when you
try to log into a website, because these mofos can't
keep your data safe, so you log in with your
username and your password, and then it says, oh, we
have to two step verify you. We need to send
you a code. You know, you get a one time
code and then you get into the code. How many
of you you spend more time entering codes, doing all
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this and you just want to do a simple task.
You're like, I just want to check my account balance.
I don't want to have to check a code and
enter a code and all this other crap. How many
of you? I'm serious? It drives me friggin' crazy. You know,
just now before the show today, I was trying to
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get the sons in the bathroom working so when I
showered I could hear Emily Sunday. First world problem, I know.
But every time the internet goes out, which has been
in and out for days here in Vegas because it
rains and people don't know what to do, And every
time the internet goes out, the Sons Rome. Never buy
a Sonos Rome ever. They're the worst piece of trash around,
(02:46):
worse than true Panion pet insurance. But every time that
the Internet goes down, all five of my other sons
is reconnect and it's all grand. The sonas Rome have
to add it like it's brand new again. I just
want to hear music in my bathroom, and the same
with this show. I set the show up through telecast wirestream.
(03:09):
It's called wirecast by Telestream. I have my cameras, my lights,
and I plug everything in and almost every day it
all works exactly the same. And then some days I
come in and let's say the laptop, the laptop has
suddenly installed new software and I go to boot it up,
and it takes fifteen minutes to boot it up because
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it's done its thing, you know, just stuff I. Technology
does not make our life easier. In fact, in many ways,
it makes it more fricking complicated. That's why I am
not afraid of AI, because you know, we can't even
get regular technology right yet. All right, So glad that
you are here today, Sandy Dounel Beatty. You're new in
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the chat room. You work in it. I have a
whole list of codes, the hokey poke and backflips for
it to work.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
It's true.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Oh my god, It's so true. It's like, do you
want me to stand on my head? What do you want?
I just want to get into this website this morning?
What was I doing this morning? I was trying to
buy something? Actually was I trying to buy something? I
forget what I was trying to do. But by the
time it wanted me to do all this various reauthorization,
this and that, I just said, fuck it, I'm out
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of here. They lost me as a customer. I said,
I'm not doing all this again. I'm not gonna in
put this again like it was all brand new. I'm like, no,
I'm not doing that again. You've lost me. I'm out,
you know, I mean, it is ridiculous now. And half
of this that we have to go through is because
these morons can't keep our data safe, and so they
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make you go through all these hoops because they can't
keep your data safe. My data has been breached more
times than Malania Trump. Sorry, but truly, I mean, you know,
my dad is out there data data. So anyway, I
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didn't mean to start on a ramp, but I'm I'm
done with you know everything nowadays, Enter this code, enter
that code, you know, enter oh, and now Apple. Oh,
your password's been you know, used too many times. Do
you want to change it on two hundred and fourteen websites? No,
I don't. You can feel free to do that. And
if you can't automate that, then forget it. Then I'm compromised. Honey.
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You know, it's how many of you? How many of
you go through this? I'm curious, Donel baby, who are you?
You've never been in my chat room before. I don't
know who you are. You're not a Patreon subscriber. I
like when I see new people. Sandy, good morning, Ray, Renatti,
good morning. Sorry I'm late when we come back. The
unraveling of a President. I mean, this man is going
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that shit crazy. He's he's just going off on people.
He's this man's losing it.
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Speaker 2 (06:13):
Show Time is here. No time to fear. Correll is
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Speaker 4 (06:29):
No, John, I disagree I did John in the chat
room at YouTube dot com forward slash really, Carrel said Corell.
Blame the hackers. They're very good, and that's why two
factor authorization is needed. No, it is not my duty
to keep my data safe. If you require me at
a website to input any kind of data that's personal,
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a phone number and address, whatever, then it's up to
you as the company to keep my data safe. Making
me go through a two step authorization is not the
way to keep my data safe. They need to do
a freaking better job. But because they can't, they make
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it on you. I don't and I can't tell you
how many times a day I get text messages. This
is your code for this, This is your code for that,
and it's not me. I'm not trying to log into anything.
I don't have an account with that company. Someone has
inn't put the wrong phone number over and then I'm
freaking out. Oh is someone using my name as someone?
Doing this as someone? And now I don't even freak
out anymore. Just delete it because I don't know if
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it's a scam, because now they'll scam you with those codes. Oh,
you've received this code because you're trying to log into here.
If this isn't you, click here, and then you click
there because it wasn't you, and they ask for information,
and now they've got your data. Sweet baby Jesus, Sweet
baby Jesus, use my freaking face. This is twenty twenty five.
(08:01):
Why doesn't every computer have biometrics? Every single one? Mac
used to do it. You used to be able to
do face idea on a my MacBook Pro right here.
It's got thumb print. So whenever I want to log
into a website, I don't have to use two factor.
I use my thumb print. They used to do that
or not. Why don't we do that? Use my face,
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use my thumb, use my penis. I don't care. I'm
not using it for anything.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Just come on.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Oh, sweet Jesus, who's Dale Mervin? Who are all these
new people in my chat room? Donelle baby, Dale Mervin,
I've never seen you. Welcome, Hi everybody. Wow, one word biometrics.
I'm there with you. I'm with you, Dale Dale, from
your mouth to the gods of Data's ears. Scan my
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fucking retina. Okay, I hear that. It's unique that you
know there's no two retinas alike. Scan my retina. Scan
my fingerprint, scan my ass. I don't care what scan
my corn hole.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
I saw a sign yesterday at a pub and it
said dart Bowling corn Hole and I thought, whoa, wait
a minute, that's a progressive pub. I mean, what are
they doing with your corn hole up in there? Corn Hooh? Anyway, Yes,
I guess words getting around about the show. Hit the
like button then, But yes, biometrics, that is the way.
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The only true way to keep your data safe is
tie it to your frickin body. Now, we've all seen
those horror shows where they pluck out your eyes so
they can scan a retina, or they chop off your
fingers so they can use it. And you know, okay, yes,
I saw it in Dexter. He chopped off someone's fingers
so he could get into the Okay, yeah, I know,
But come on, I'll rather take the risk of someone
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chopping off my finger or plucking out my eye. Then,
every time I go to a website, I got to
scan this, get this code, stand on my head, go
outside in the rain, roll around in the grass, come
back inside and shake three sweet baby Jesus on the
little Cross of Mary. All Right, cornholio. Cornhole is like
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throwing a bag in a hole. Oh, I'm sure it is. Good.
Is that what you call that? People? Cornhole is your asshole.
I don't care what you call it. If you're throwing
a bag in a hole and calling it cornhole, then
it's like you're throwing a bag in an asshole, because
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that's what a corn hole is. Shut your corn hole, cornholio.
I've played it. It's a fun game. Oh, I'm sure
it is. I don't know why that's so funny to me,
but it is. Let's go play some cornhole. I would never,
as a grown gay man ever say never. Never, Let's
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go play some corn hole. A game of horseshoes. Horseshoes,
a game of corn hole? All right, Okay, I'm sorry,
throw a bag through a holders. I like throwing a
hammer in an empty garage because I know some queens
like that. Honey. Oh, I'm a power bottom. Does that
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mean it's like throwing a hammer in an empty garage? Anyway?
I'm sweating that. You all got me sweating up in
here talking about my biggest pet pee fucking two factor author.
Just scan my eye, scan, my thumb, scan, my belly
scan my belly button. There's got to be something unique
you can scan. Child. When got my stitches out yesterday
(11:38):
for my cancer on my back, which all the cancer
is gone, they wanted me to buy some Silicon Jael
for sixty three dollars. I said, well, I don't need
fake boobs. I got plenty of boobs. And they're like, no, no,
it's for your scar. It's to lessen the scar. I said, dude,
it's on my back. What the fuck do I I
ain't that gay. I don't care, you know, have a scar.
And then he said, well, just go to Amazon. And
(11:59):
I said why he goes with twenty dollars on Amazon.
I said, so you all know that I can get
it for twenty dollars on Amazon, but you still try
to sell it for sixty dollars. Someone ought to throw
a bag in their corn hole. All right, what a show?
What can we get this show back on? Can we
get it back into Get back to politics, get back
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to current events, get out of the corn holes, and
stop with the two factor authorization? Uh yes, I agree, biometrics.
I'm there, I am there, I'm ready. I love my
MacBook Pro. I love that I can use my finger
from a corn hole. No, I love. I love that
(12:42):
you can just you know, when you're logging in my
Apple Watch, lets me log in, you know with things,
I can just touch it. But Jesus Christ, two fent
that's they're going to have like five factor authorization. Okay,
we've sent you a code. Now enter the code. Okay,
I did. Okay, Now we want you to look outside
and tell us the temperature. We have detected the temperature
(13:02):
in your area, so please go out. Tell us how
loud it is? What is your shoe size? That's like
when you got a okay, look, if we're gonna go
down this road. That's like when someone calls you on
the phone from some place, some credit card company or whatever.
They have called you and then they asked you eighteen
(13:24):
questions to verify who the hell you are. Could I
have your date of birth, your associicady number. Could I
have your street address, your mailing address? Can I have
your shoe size? And wayside? How big is your slong?
I mean really, I mean they ask you like everything,
and then if you verify with them and they have
to transfer you, they're like, we need to verify. You know,
(13:45):
I already been verified Oh, well that was with the
other department. Bitch Ah, you called me to tell me something,
and now oh I hate that. I hate that. Yeah,
use dick pics. I'm with you. I'm with you. She
use dig pics. If you're a woman, use nipple you know,
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labia or nipples, ariola, ariola as your secondary you know
log in. Oh look where we are, Look what we
have gotten down to actor age mama and not to
shoe size show the week, and that's a Prince song.
I would win on name that tune. I would win.
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I can name that tune and half a note, I
would win. All right, Donald Trump, much like this show
he's unraveling. Yesterday he called he said to someone quiet, piggy,
and no one in the fucking media called that fat,
bloated orange piece of shit. Uh yeah, we're cussing today
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on him calling a female reporter piggy. Nobody, no reporter said,
excuse me, President Trump, do you think it's appropriate to
cause an accredited to call a credited female member of
the press a pig When you are standing there, bloated, orange, overweight,
probably with a piss bag tied to your leg, do
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you think that's appropriate? Sir, Just like in the Oval office,
when an ABC News reporter did her job and asked
a question that was on my mind, which is, why
are you sitting next to a guy that our own
CIA says killed a journalist, And instead of answering the question,
he told the reporter how horrible she was and then said, well,
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no one really liked that reporter, and you know things happened.
He justified the murder of a member of the press
while sitting while sucking the dick of the Saudi prince
next to him. He might as well have been on
his knees with his head up under the road. We're
going there today. Children. If you have a sense, you know,
a sort of a sensibility about you, you may not
Today's show may not be for you. So there he sat,
(15:57):
first berating an ABC reporter, then calling another reporter piggy.
Someone owt to smack the shit out of that man.
If he ain't gonna act presidential, why is he treated
like a president. The office of president does only deserves
respect if the person occupying it is respectful. The media
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should freeze him out. That would kill him. Every member
of the media should leave the press pool. They should
do press briefings to nobody. That blonde witch should stand
there in front of three bloggers and an influencer. All
real media, and this includes News Nation, Fox News, all
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of them should stop covering Donald Trump. He is a disrespectful, unraveling,
out of his mind, arrogant asshole, and I don't need
him in my life. I don't need them to report
on his every move anymore. I don't care what he
does until he drops dead. The next headline I want
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to read is the big, beautiful obituary. That's what I
want to read. He is a horrible human being, calling
a woman piggy, well, calling anybody piggy. By the way,
miss Piggy is far better and more famous than Donald
Trump and had much more staying power. But he is unraveling.
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I know the show is off the hook today, and
it is off the hook. Yeah, things happen. People didn't
like mister Koshogi people. Yeah, you know, I mean reporters
get their throat slit, then get dismembered and their body
spread out all over Turkey. Things happen. You know the
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guy next to me had nothing to do with it, really,
because your own CIA and your own FBI said that
he did order the killing. So now you're insulting the
American intelligence divisions of your government, which said this bearded
man in address caused this to happen, And now you're
(18:06):
discrediting them, insulting a reporter, and for what So you
can get some Saudi dick. I mean, come on, Saudi
men are cute, but I wouldn't go that far, you know,
And the weird, the most homophobic men in the world
are some of the hottest. Oh some of the Saudi men,
not the crown prince, but the some of the Saudi men. Oh,
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turn me over and call me cornhole anyway. So he's unraveling.
He's yelling at reporters, insulting them, calling them piggy, and
that has resonated around the world. There are headlines across
the globe and everyone's saying, why should we be surprised?
Two hundred times a day he does something that's reprehensible,
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and yet that particular incident, pointing in that woman's face,
quiet piggy. Oh, God blessed Gavin News, God bless him.
He imposed a pig nose on Donald Trump and posted
it online and said shut up or quiet piggy. Oh yeah,
God blessed Avin Newsom. So anyway, yeah, we're off the
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chain today. Why why not be in a good mood?
Why not be frivolous? Why not? You know we are
living in some dark times. Dark It is dark out there, children,
You know.
Speaker 7 (19:25):
That.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Why did you think of me when you saw the
Prince on TV? Because I said that some Saudi men
are attractive. They are some Saudi men they are hot,
Oh my god. And there are gay Saudis. I know
that's an oxymoron, like compassionate conservative, gay Christian jumbo shrimp,
but yeah, there are some some gay Saudis. Did you
hear the Obama's day and going to Dick Cheney's funeral?
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Good I know that he had a change of heart
later in life, literally had a heart transplant, but I
don't care. Bat Man was responsible for illegal wars for
the Day of Americans. He shot his friend in the face.
He was homophobic up until he wasn't. Dick Cheney is
as close to a Prince of Satan than anyone I know,
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and there's a special place down in hell for him.
So good riddance, goodbye. He didn't just drop dead so
I can dance on his grave. Now, no more ding dong.
The witch is dead the same day as they die.
People don't like that. But now that he's been gone
for a few minutes, fuck Dick Cheney. Okay with Donald
Trump's small little penie, you know, I mean, just who
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care out? No one goes. I hope his funeral has,
like I said, four influencers. It's like the Hollywood reporter
had Ben Shapiro on a panel. Oh and they were
all feeling for him when he said he had to
have security twenty four to seven for him and his
children because he gets all these death threats. If he
didn't talk like a fucking lunatic all the time, maybe
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you wouldn't get death threats if you didn't say women
should be this, and men should be that, and and
gay should be this, and trans should be that. Maybe,
just maybe if you had a little compassion and empathy
towards other human beings, you know, maybe if you didn't
say ship that was so absurd that it was a
threat to our country, you wouldn't need security twenty four
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thous me no, hi carell kass and I am Carrel
and we are off the chain today. Here's the chain,
here's us so you know.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
No it shuw Side.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Sorry, miss Ember was leaking. I just had to stop her.
I don't know how long she's been doing it. Don't
be doing that. I'll get you a sidle point shot
if you need. Do you need a sido point shot.
We'll go tomorrow and get you one. Okay, all right,
donel Be. I don't know who you are, but he
(22:21):
said so Trump can call someone you know, piggy, but
they can't call him orange cankeles. I'm laughing a lot
today about orange cankles that kills me. It sounds like
something you'd get at a Jewish DELI. I'll have the
orange cankeles, please.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Do.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Let's come with sauce of any kind. Uh anyway, I'm sorry, Uh,
I'm sorry. But yeah, Ben Shapiro needing security and Sunnen
we're supposed to feel bad for him. Look, I would
not shoot Charlie Kirk. I wouldn't shoot anybody unless they
were trying to kill Remember, and I don't condone anybody's
shooting anybody unless they're literally trying to kill you. So
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I don't condone what happened to Charlie Kirk. I don't
because guess what I'm a liberal and a progressive, and
we don't advocate violence, unlike what the ridiculous stupid idiots
at MAGA say. Democrats are not violent, we are not
political killers. And even Ben Shapiro said that on his panel,
well there tends to be more political violence from one
side than the other, and no one stopped him and said, yes,
(23:26):
from your side, ninety four percent of all mass shooters
subscribe to your ideology. You fuck. But anyway, so I'm
sorry I lost my train of thought there because I
would have. Oh so Charlie Kirk. I don't condone what
happened to Charlie Kirk and his wife is moving through
the five stages of grief, podcasting, grifting, going, dating, jd vance,
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you know, the five stages. But I'm not surprised that
he got shot saying what he says. Bill Maher says
he will not do stand up now because he's afraid
of getting shot from the left and the right. That
shows what a fuck tart he is. Bill Maher has
smoked way too much cannabis, you know, And I find
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that hard to say since I'm a big pro cannabis
user and take two edibles every night for sleep. But
the man has lost his mind if he thinks the
left is gonna shoot him because of what he says,
that's not what we do. We just won't go to
his show, we won't watch his HBOS show, We won't
shoot him. That's what the right does, That's what MAGA does.
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That's what they've condoned. Donald Trump himself has condoned eradicating
and eliminating his enemies. So the notion that Bill Maher
won't tour because he's afraid of the left and right
just shows his brains a little adult. But Charlie Kirk,
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and what is with all these men online? Now there's
like this movement of men on Instagram talking about why
can't a woman just be a woman? Stay home? And
I think the guy actually said shit out babies. He
said that she doesn't need to work, she doesn't need
to read, she doesn't need she just needs to stay home,
make my home, make my meals, shit out babies, she'll
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have a great life. Oh yeah, I can see why.
We You know, this guy was cute, but I bet
he's single as hell, because you know, I can see
why women would be so attracted to that stay home
and shit out babies. He said this on Instagram. But
there's this whole movement now of young men who follow
this Andrew Tait guy and who think women should They
(25:38):
want to repee a women's right to vote, and even
people like JD Vance have suggested that perhaps women should
just let the men take care of women. You know,
in Saudi Arabia, I have always said, why don't women
wake up in the middle of the night and kill
all of the men. I mean, they're oppressed. They make
them wear these burkas, they won't let them drive, they
won't let them do this, they won't let them do that.
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There's more women than men. Why don't the women just
one morning wake up and doing their husbands, you know?
And the same with these in cells or whatever they
are that are out there saying, you know, women shouldn't
have the right to vote and women, you know, women,
if I were you, I would shut down the pussy.
I wouldn't let a man in there until they let
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you have legal abortion, because you got the power straight women,
when it comes to straight men, you have all the power.
You know how you know how you shut up a
straight guy. Women, You know, when you're in an argument
with a straight guy, and you want them to just
shut up. Do this, Just lift your shirt and show
your boobs. He'll shut right up. Straight men can't handle boobs,
(26:43):
you know, they just they they lose all the blood
in their face. They can't even think you want to
shut up a straight guy. Lift your shirt up. Women,
you have the power over the one thing they want
more than anything, the kiddy cat. You got the power
of the kiddy cat. Turn it off. Everyonem in America
should say, guess what, men, you aren't getting laid until
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abortion is legal again at all. Hookers, stop working, strippers,
stop stripping women, stop fucking. You have all the power
right there between your legs, because that's all a man wants.
That's all a straight guy wants. He doesn't want to
talk to you, he doesn't want to be your friend.
Most straight men don't even like women, as is evidenced
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by Donald Trump, by JD. Vance, by Ben Shapiro, by
Charlie Kirk. Most of them don't even like women. So
you got all the power. Turn off the kiddy until
you get what you want. You'll get it in a week, truly,
(27:47):
just turn it off. No boobs, no kiddy until you
give us what we want, You've got the power. I've
never understood that outdoor venues are inherently more dangerous. Bill
Maher works in OH I know, I know. I don't
know why, you know, I don't understand. What are my
thoughts on Marjorie Taylor Green? Meredith Stanenberg asked, I think
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that she has bigger political aspirations. I think that she
got with a team. I believe Marjorie Taylor Green has
hired a crisis pr team. I fully believe this, and
I think they sat with her and said, what are
your goals. I think she has presidential or vice presidential
political aspirations. I do, and I think they said, well,
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then you're not gonna get it this way. You're gonna
have to do this. I don't believe for a moment
she's ever believed anything she has said. I don't. I think,
like everyone else in MAGA, she is an opportunist. And
so they said, you need to soften, you need to
align yourself more with women, and you need to stop
(28:54):
all this crazy space laser you know, drinking water, making
you train and all of that. And so I think
it's my belief that Marjorie Tayler Green is being counseled
by crisis PR managers who are telling her, you got
to do a softening tour. Go do shows you never
(29:14):
would think of doing before. Go do the View, Go
do the Daily Show, Go do Stephen Colbert. I really
believe she has a crisis PR team handling her because
she wants to rehab her image, because she has greater
political aspirations, because that's all she's about. She shouldn't stand
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for anything said. You often skin it for nothing. We'll
be back with part two of the Correll Cast. I'll
see if I can get it together.
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Speaker 4 (31:00):
All right, it is the crowd Cast. I am carell
Part do Part do. Today is my final doctor visit
of my whole annual physical thing that I do in November.
That's why you've heard a lot about doctors this month,
because it's November, and the month of my birth is
when I go and get almost if today's a pulmonologist,
which I've never seen, and I'm scared, I have to
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be honest with you all, I'm scared. My Paltz oxygen
during the day sometimes dips down to ninety three ninety two,
it's not supposed to, and during the night it's often
just between ninety and ninety five because I have my
old sleep apnea and they gave me a dental appliance
and it used to go down to eighty five, eighty six,
eighty seven at night. So now it's not doing that.
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It's staying above ninety, but it's still low. I don't
want to have to have oxygen, don't you know all
of that. Plus I don't want to have anything wrong
with my lungs. If you are a person that smokes
and you have children, Please don't smoke around them. I
know that that sounds, you know, but if I do
have a lung issue, it's because for the first you know,
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at least thirteen fourteen years of my life, I was
in a house with two smokers and in a car
with two smokers with the windows up. And you know,
I mean secondhand smoke causes things. And I don't want anything.
I don't want lung cancer. I had an X ray.
They didn't see anything, but they say a CT is
the h anyway, So I just jogged up hills at
Desert Priest Park. I don't gasp for air when I
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jog up hills, as you can tell, I speak to
you without being brend of Acaro. So and when I
do the SPO two meter that I bought, you know
that you blow through. I'm one hundred and fourteen percent
of a man my age. You're supposed to be able
to blow five forty five and I blow six twenty
six thirty six seventy. So I don't know what they're
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going to say, but I don't want more test. I
hope they don't sign me up for more test, but
I do want to know why During the day when
I'm just sitting around, it'll go down to ninety three
or ninety four. It'll go back up to ninety seven,
ninety eight, ninety six. But you know, anything above ninety
five and you're golden. So I don't know, but I'm scared.
I am this one. This is the one appointment I'm
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actually afraid about because one day I'm old, I'm sixty three,
and one day they're gonna say, oh, you've got xyz.
Because no one gets out of this life alive. So
I'm just a little scared. I just just putting that
out there. Maybe that's why I'm a little gregarious today.
Maybe that's my self defense mechanism for being really terrified.
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But God bless Ember. This morning I started crying at
the park because there she was sitting at the bottom
of the hill with her perfect posture, looking up at
me running up and down the hill. And I thought
to myself, she rides my motorcycle in the bag, you know,
sitting up. Ember rides on the motorcycle sitting up for
ten years, sitting up. She throws her front legs over
the bag and she sits up, and she wears goggles,
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and she's the most adorable thing in the world. She's
been to every doctor's appointment with me. So when it
gets scary or when I alone or feel alone because
I'm sitting there waiting for lab results. When I went
in for the cancer surgery and they were telling me
about the cancer and all of that, there she is.
Speaker 6 (34:09):
There.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
She is right there, my little girl, just looking at me,
making sure my heart's beaten normally. And when I went
in the hospital in April for aphib in the ICU,
which was terrifying because it's the ICU, and my heart
was beaten two hundred beats a minute irregularly two twelve,
two O five, one ninety three, two O four, two
O seven, one eighty two. And I've got five ivs
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going in me, literally five bottles of things going into
me to try to make my heart beat. And it's
nighttime and there's nobody there, and you hear all these
other people suffering, and it's just me and I can't
sleep because I didn't have my pot edibles. And there
she was there. She was to hold and to love.
Oh see, I can't. She has been the most important
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part of my life for a decade. She saw me
through moving from long beach to hear, just me and
her on our own in a new city. She has
been there through every event, every show. She's right here
next to me. She's she's seen every show since she
was six weeks old. I used to put her on
the desk in a dog container, the dog bed because
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I didn't want her to go away when I was
at Park Howard and I was on the air. I
didn't want her to go get into trouble, so I'd
put her on the desk with me. I'm sorry, I
didn't mean. I just love her so much. And I
love all my dogs, all of them that have passed away.
Owen Attila, my Pippa who got ran over, Mojo Angel,
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who was my mother's saw my mother through so much,
just all of them. Owen you know Kiki pou Freckles,
my dog in high school. I've loved so many fad
too dogs, but none of them have been in burn.
She is the most special little girl I've ever had
the pleasure of loving.
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Speaker 4 (36:28):
Oh okay, as Bette Midler would say, now we have
to fucking clear our heads. Sorry, I got emotional. I
just she just turned ten, and so I realized that,
you know. But it's like Jane Fonda said, I want
to talk about Trump and his unraveling.
Speaker 7 (36:42):
I do.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
But it's like Jane Fonda was talking on a podcast
and she said she looks at her life in three acts,
not four. She looks at it in three zero to thirty,
thirty to sixty, and sixty to ninety. Now she's in
her eighties now, and she talked about when she turned
sixty and I'm just sixty three. And she talked about
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when she turned sixty that she's not afraid of dying,
but she's afraid of dying with regrets. And that hit
me hard. People because fearing death. I think we all
have a healthy fear of death, but really fearing it,
you're not gonna know once you die, You're not going
to feel regret or pain or anything. You just you're
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you're gone, so don't you can't go, Oh, I'm dead,
what's gonna happen to my dog?
Speaker 7 (37:30):
With it?
Speaker 4 (37:31):
You won't know you're gone. It's like when you get
a colonoscopy. That really taught me a lesson. You know,
I'm talking to the doctors and then they give me
the propofol and I'm gone, and then the next thing
you know, I'm waking up in recovery. But had I
died during the colonoscopy, I wouldn't have known I'm gone.
I was out. So that's what death is like. You
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close your eyes and that's it. There's nothing else. So
Jane Fond saying that she doesn't want to die with
regrets that touched me because that is my thing and
I never really vocalized it. I never really solidified it.
But that is what I am most afraid of dying undone,
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feeling like I haven't done what I was supposed to
do while I'm here. Now, look next week on the
Music Week Chart, which is the Billboard of the UK.
On the Music Week Chart Club Play chart, the song
that I wrote for thea Austen We're Not Going Back,
is going to be number four, Number four. I have
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written a top five dance hit. I that is something
that I just that's a bucket list thing. Okay, it's
not making me rich, but still I can now say
I have written a song that has been in the
top five on music charts. That's something. But I haven't
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made a movie, and if I die without making a film,
it will be a huge regret. So I really got
to get on that. I know, I'm sixty two and
got a turkey waddle and all that. What about you see,
life zero to thirty was being young and gay and
drugged and dancing and just you know, the whole gay thing.
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It was the eighties and you know Madonna, and then
life thirty through sixty was Andrew Kfi Kgo, making great friends,
traveling the fucking world all over the place. But now
sixty to ninety, I've been sort of floundering, like I
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haven't found my groove. And hearing Jane Fonda talk about
how her life is zero to thirty, thirty to sixty,
sixty to ninety, I thought to myself, that's right. You've
got about if you're lucky, twenty eight more years, twenty
seven years, and of those, they're not all going to
be productive and it really that's why the show has changed.
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That's why I'm more up, and because you know what
this is it? This is it. This is the final
act from now until I die. That's it that it's
the final act. And I don't like final acts that
are bad or depressing. I hear that Wicked Part two is,
you know, not as good as part one. And I
could have told you that because in the play, act
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two is not as good as Act one. Uh So
I want this third and final act to be wonderful,
and so I'm going to have to make some changes,
find a new place to live. I want more friends.
I want more gay friends. I want gay men in
my life. I want, you know, just I want more
What about you? What about you? Most of you listening
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are over forty years old, many of you are over sixty.
What do you want this final act to be? That's
why I'm now looking at Donald Trump with I don't
want to say humor. He is dangerous and as far
as I'm concerned, he is a modern Hitler. And I'm
not being facetious, I'm not being sensational. I've done the history,
I've read the books, I've watched the movies. The man's
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a modern day Hitler, but he's unraveling. Unlike Hitler, Trump
is unraveling. He is yelling at people, he is desperate,
and he's suffering defeat after defeat. First, the Democrats won.
He's meeting with Mendami and he has to Mandamie won.
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The Democrats won that election, not just in New York,
across the country. He just lost in Texas where the
court said no, you can't redistrict. So now the Democrats
might pick up three seats because of California, so he's
lost there. When the shutdown was happening, he was screaming,
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get rid of the philibuster, get rid of the philibuster,
get rid of the philibuster. They didn't, They did not
pay attention to him. So he lost there. And the
Epstein files, he did everything he could to stop them
from being released, and he still has. He's launched an
active investigation, which means they won't release them now because
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of the investigation. Wait and see. But still he lost
that battle. His party turned on him. And if he
hadn't said vote to release them, then guess what they
were going to do it anyway, And so he's losing
like a lot and he can't take it. It's and
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I hope with every ounce of fiber in me, the
stress kills him. And I know that's the wrong thing
to say, but you know, he doesn't eat right, he
doesn't exercise, he's got cankles, his legs aren't returning the
blood to the rest of his body. Their speculation that
he has dementia and that he wears a urine thing
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a catheter. The man is not well and stress at
his age not good. He's eighty. So it is my
hope that nature just does its thing because he to me,
he is evil. He is an evil human being. He
has caused the death of people around the globe from
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cutting aid, cutting AIDS funding, cutting AIDS medications, cutting the
foreign aid services that feed people, house people. He has
literally caused people to go hungry in this country. He
allowed the shutdown to go on where snap people didn't
get their benefits, and he was content to just let
it go on. The man is evil in the core,
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and so watching him unravel is delightful. But now people
need to start standing up when he calls a reporter piggy.
Other reporters need to step forward and say that is inappropriate, sir.
People need to stop bowing down this guy like he's
the Almighty Jesus.
Speaker 6 (44:02):
He ain't.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
He's an orange impostor and he's unraveling. He is unraveling.
Thank you for the congratulations, Dunal baby, thank you. Yes,
number four, I'm straight. I like women more than men. Well,
that's what being straight is. Did you need to say
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that for some reason? Who is it R too? Is
it R two?
Speaker 2 (44:34):
D two?
Speaker 6 (44:35):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (44:35):
I have a Star Wars mask right behind me, an
original Darth Vader mask from the movie from the first movie.
Speaker 6 (44:41):
I have it.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Of course, you like women more than men. You're straight. Well, no,
that's not true. Most straight men do not like women.
So you're an exception. And women will tell you that
straight men don't want to hang out with women. They're
always off with their friends or out in the garage
or over here or over there. Eighty percent of straight
men do not hang out with women. And they're at
the gym, they're you know, at the car races, they're
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they're not hanging out with their wives. The wives have
their friends, the husbands have their friends. That's so many
relationships are that way. Why, because most straight men don't
like women. I'm just saying anyway, you know now some do.
And if you're in the chat room there are two
D two and you're one of those, then good for you.
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And you can tell when you meet those straight guys,
the ones that really love women, the ones that really
love women are secure with themselves. First of all, they're
not threatened by gay people, by women, by anything. They're
secure in themselves. And then they're open enough to share
with their the with the woman, and they are genuinely
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interested in what women are interested in. They're they gene
they they want to be a part of their lives.
They don't want a woman to augment them or be
an arm candy or anything. They genuinely want that person
as a partner. They're interested in what they do. A
real man that loves a woman would take a back
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seat to a woman, let her excel, let her be
the one out front. Not many straight men have that ability,
And I don't think any maga men do. I really don't.
They all see women as something to be subjugated, or
they would let them have control of their own bodies.
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That's the ultimate test. Do you love women enough to
let them control their own bodies? MAGA does not. Republicans
do not. I do. Some straight guys do, but not many.
So yeah, so Trump is unraveling. He's just coming undone,
coming on glued, and he's losing a lot, and he
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can't really stand it. He's just losing. And look at
the Epstein files. You know, it's like why, you know,
we ask why he doesn't want those to come out?
Why does? I think it's because he's all over them?
But we'll never ever know, will we. George W. Bush
and Liz Cheney gave the eulogies at dick Cheney's funeral.
(47:23):
It is going on right now, Bush, Biden, and former
vice presidents honor dick Cheney. I can't believe Biden went,
does he bumping into things? Donald Trump and JD. Vance
did not go to dick Cheney's funeral. See see how
un just, how horrible they are. First of all, dick
Cheney's of their party. Okay, he's a member of the GOP.
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Second of all, seated presidents go to the funerals of
former vice presidents, even if they didn't like them. They go.
It's part of being a head of state. But he
doesn't take his duties seriously. Dick Cheney didn't like Donald Trump,
so Donald Trump won't go to his funeral because Donald
Trump doesn't know what it means to be a freaking president.
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How sad he wasn't invited to the Cheney's memorial service.
By the way, just so you know, I'm sure Dick
Cheney made it clear. I don't want him here. I
don't want him here. For those of you looking for
the deal on Black Friday, Las Vegas casinos are going
to do fifty percent off. By the way, I just
saw that in the news, and I saw it yesterday,
which makes them. It takes them down from hugely unaffordable
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to just mildly unaffordable. The DJ case against Calemy faces trouble. Yep, YEP.
Isn't lying about an indictment like a federal offense. Didn't
did this lawyer that Trump just grabbed off the street,
an insurance lawyer who never had tried a criminal case,
and he put this person in charge because they would
do his will. Didn't they commit a felony? Maybe Lindsey Halligan,
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she didn't show the final indictment to the grand jury
jury before they voted on it. Isn't that like illegal?
I don't know. I'm not a lawyer, but I would
think Zolanski has agreed to negotiate on Trump's peace plan
for the Ukraine, but he won't give up any territory,
so it might be a moot point. Representative Sheila Cherfeast
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McCormick of Florida charged with stealing FEMA money using it
for her campaign. The DJ says, that's pretty low. That's
pretty low. Let me just well, I think Trump has
embezzled all of it. I don't think they could pay
the snap benefits back when the judge told him too,
because I think they took the money. I really truly do.
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I'll about y'all, but I truly truly do. Let's see,
wouldn't that make him buy if he likes women more
than men? No, anyway, No, we won't know. They'll classify
everything incriminating. Oh, I agree. Deal in the chat room
at YouTube dot com Forward slash really Crawley fully agree.
I will never see the documents. They're going to say
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there's an ongoing investigation. They're going to redact a lot
of the names, or they'll just classify them and say
it's a matter of national security. We're never going to
see them. Ever, maybe if Democrats win in the midterms
and then win the presidency, maybe a Democrat will make
them all available. But there's as many Democrats in there
as there are Republicans. Men are pigs. Notice who's not
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being named women. No, women use Jeffrey Epstein. No lesbians
use Jeffrey Epstein. No, you know nothing. Women, you know
they're not as doggish as most men, even women in power. Now, look,
if I were a shared yeah, i'd be screwing a
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thirty year old. If I had money right now, I'd
have a thirty five year old boyfriend. He If I
had a lot of money, I'd pay baby Stickley whatever
he wanted to go on a date with me. On Instagram.
You could go see him. He's only twenty one, but
oh my god, he's one of the most handsome men
I've ever seen in my life. If I had money,
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I'd give him a million bucks. I'd come and spend
the weekend with But but it would be consensual. I
wouldn't be dealing in traffic humans only men tend to
deal in sex. Trap. Now, there's been a few women
in power. Jeslain Maxwell.
Speaker 3 (51:28):
You know.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
No is show side.
Speaker 4 (51:59):
Yeah, I'm a little kugay, not cougar kugay. I am
a little kugay. If a twenty five year old fell
deeply in love with me and wanted to be with me,
I wouldn't stop him. I'm going to close with something horrible.
It's horrible. I didn't want to talk about it today
because because nothing's going to be done about it, and
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I hate complaining about shit that nothing's going to be
done about. Donald Trump on truth social has reposted people's
post calling for the death the death of lawmakers who
made statements saying, if you are in the military, you
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took a pledge to the Constitution and not to Donald Trump,
and therefore you should not obey any illegal orders. That's
that goes without saying, but they said it. If you
are in the military, your fidelity is not to the
commander in chief, it is to the Constitution, because his
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fidelity is supposed to be to the Constitution. And if
he gives illegal orders, orders that directly contradict the Constitution,
or go against Congress, or are just illegal like attacking
other Americans, which go against the Constitution, these lawmakers said,
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you should not obey those orders. And so he has
reposted people's comments saying those lawmakers should be hung tried
for treason shot, which is rich coming from a party
that actually did an insurrection, a party of traders and
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treasonous people led by the biggest trader and treasonous person around.
But when I saw he did this, I thought Congress
needs to act. A seated president is posting things that
call for the death of other lawmakers. When are they
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going to impeach this motherfucker?
Speaker 2 (54:12):
You know, when?
Speaker 4 (54:14):
What does he have to do before they finally say
enough is enough? He is now calling for the death
of lawmakers who disagree with him. Congress does nothing, So
I wasn't even gonna talk about it because it makes
me mad, and I don't want to just sit here
and be mad, and I know that nothing's going to
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be done about it. It's just another absurd thing that
this unraveling president, and that's proof that he's unraveling. You know,
no other George W. Bush was horrible, but wasn't this bad.
Ronald Reagan was a despot, but wasn't this bad. In
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my lifetime, I have seen many a Republican president, but
they weren't this. And Congress, they have no testicular fortitude
at all, and the GOP should be eradicated as a party.
Any party that allows its leader to do these things
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is not a credible political party. When are we going
to acknowledge the GOP is not a credible political party
but has become a cult. When when are we going
to say it's a cult because it is?
Speaker 2 (55:40):
It is? Lord.
Speaker 4 (55:45):
So people in the chat room, they're talking about the
Jane Fonda thing and about what they want, you know,
in the last part of their life. And I think
that's a good note to end on. Jane Fonda said
zero to thirty, thirty to sixty, sixty to ninety. If
you're in the sixty to ninety part, start thinking about
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how you could go without regret. What could you do
that would make it so if you were to die
tomorrow you wouldn't have as many regrets, And then do
those things start Start regret proofing your old age. That's
going to mean forgiveness, forgiving some people, forgiving yourself, forgive yourself.
(56:30):
You've made mistakes, you haven't been perfect, forgive yourself, give
yourself the same grace you would give somebody else, even
if you've done horrible things, which we all have not
as horrible as Donald Trump. But so long as you
haven't done anything, you know, like murdered somebody, and even
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then you I mean, the Menendez brothers had to forgive themselves.
They did they you know, so forgive yourself, forgive, forgive others,
and move forward without regret. All right, I'll be back
on Monday. I am Corel, but who you want to
be son doesn't hurt anybody. Next week is Thanksgiving. I
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of course will not be here Thursday or Friday of
next week. I'm hoping Steve will go with me to
cross Roads Kitchen. I'm going to try to make reservations today.
There may not even be any, so that may be
a moot point, but gonna try. And I hope that
you're going to be planning something, even if it's a
Swanson TV dinner while watching Twilight Zone repeats. Whatever makes
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you happy, I want you to do it. I want
you to be happy next week on Thanksgiving. I am
thankful for you. I am thankful for food, for lodging,
for my pensions, for my Patreon supporters. I am thankful
for the ability to get up and walk and do exercise,
and I'm thankful for Ember. I am thankful for so
(57:52):
many things. I am thankful that I still have choices,
that I could sell my condo and choose to leave
the United States. I am so grateful that I still
have the ability to choose what I eat for lunch.
So I'm thankful, very thankful, And next Thursday, I'll be
just as thankful for you, for your support, for you
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coming here every day and chatting with me, very grateful.
Gratitude fills my heart every day. Every time I see
Ember play ball, gratitude feels my heart that she still can.
So I hope next week you count the blessings and
not the horrors, because there's enough horrors. I mean, you
don't even have to count them. They're just come at
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you every day like Trump posting things about killing political opponents.
But there's also blessings. There's so many, and the fact
that we can share time together that's a blessing. It
is a blessing, and I will never ever take it
for granted. So just know that, know that you feel
my heart, and that being here feels my heart. That
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I'm grateful for every cent you guys contribute, every patron,
every person that just donates fifty bucks to paypallor whatever
for people like Randy Raindar or James Schnabel or Rachel Kapper.
You know all these people that have sent me birth
So who was it that sent me a birthday card
with a one hundred dollars bill inside? I was so thrilled.
So next week, let's make all of next week about gratitude.
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Next week, I'm gonna try to make the shows about grategudes.
I am Corel. You'll be who you want to be
so long as I hurt you, buddy, go play some cornholes.
Go find a corn hole and throw a bad Just
make sure you know the person.
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