Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Show time is here. No time to fear. Corrall is
so near because show time is here. So on with
the show. Let's give it a go.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Corella is the one that you need to know now,
is show Tide?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Well, the No Kings Rally is gonna be bigger and
better than the one in June. Will it make a
difference or do we just have a king? We're gonna
talk about that and so much more on Thursday's Carrel Cast.
So don't go anywhere at all.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Just stay right where, uncensored, unfiltered, fun hinged.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
It's no Corrall Cast.
Speaker 6 (00:52):
Listen daily on your favorite streaming service.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Hello, my honey, Hello my sugar, Hello, my rag time gal.
Speaker 7 (01:06):
It is the Curl Cast.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I am Corel, silvery glad you're joining me on this Thursday,
October sixteenth. The month is half over and it's just
two days away from two different things. First is the
No King's Rally. It's gonna be Saturday, October eighteenth. Over
twenty five one hundred events planned nationwide, millions set to participate,
(01:27):
up from the original eighteen hundred that they had. They're
very enthusiastic about it. They think it's gonna be a
great thing, and of course gay Pride is here October
eighteenth in Las Vegas, and the queens will be queen.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
In Queen's be Queen. And so you know, I did.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
This No King's Rally back in June as a topic,
and y'all got pissed at me. Y'all got mad because
I said, as fabulous as it is and as much
as it's needed, so we don't feel alone. And so
you know, we feel like there's others fighting back as well,
(02:10):
and as much as we need to show lawmakers that
there are millions of us out here that do not
want Donald Trump, do not agree with Donald Trump, do
not want his policies.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
That in the end, it means nothing. Now here.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
We are in October, almost my birthday, November seventh, and
I got to tell you what's changed since June, since
the other No King's rallies, Well, it's gotten worse. Life
in America has gotten worse. So what I was trying
to say back in June, and what I'm going to
(02:49):
say to you now may not be what you want
to hear. But unless these rallies are going to go
to Washington, d C. And physicquily remove Trump and Mago
and the Supreme Court justices from power physically pick them up,
take them out of their buildings and send them home,
(03:11):
not killing them, not shooting them, not harming them, but
removing them. Unless that's going to happen, nothing's gonna change.
Donald Trump is prepared to leave the government shut down.
Today was their tenth vote and it failed. I wanted
(03:32):
to go see my niece and nephew for November seventh,
Friday for my birthday, but I'd have to fly to Seattle,
and I'm not gonna fly. Air traffic controllers are not working,
and I am not confident that over the next two
and a half three weeks they're going to get back
to work, so I'm not gonna fly. Donald Trump is
(03:53):
killing our economy, and I don't want to say he's
killing our spirit, but I will say that at the
park this morning, talking to Sherry and Jeanie and their
doggies Mochi I, Mochi Tu, which I've decided to call
big em and little m people are. They're not optimistic.
(04:15):
They're waiting literally for something catastrophic to happen to Donald Trump.
They are this morning I heard, you know what is
all this tomfoolery we're doing in Venezuela. We have a
CIA op going in Venezuela. We are bombing their fishing boats.
We are we are taking military action reserved.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
For war.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Against Venezuela. And we're not at war with Venezuela and
regime changed. They're talking, Well, Venezuela has cartels, and already
the cartels are offering a bonus for anyone that takes
out an ICE member or Christinome or any I mean,
(05:01):
I saw it yesterday. There was a news story cartels
are actually offering bounties on ICE members and on high
ranking officials. Well, if Donald Trump keeps poking his nose
in places like Venezuela where it doesn't belong, cartels, which
are more powerful than the military, and they are because
(05:24):
they're not centralized, they're spread out, cartels might take it
into their own hands to try to do something to him.
That's what I heard in the park this morning. I
heard someone a friend say, cartels are going to take
him out. I don't want anyone to assassinate our president period.
(05:46):
I do not, Okay, I don't even Donald Trump. There
are legal ways to remove that man. And that's what
I want done. But unless the no King Rally.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Visiting really correll dot com daily, you're missing out. Get
the podcast videos and the blug including recipes at reallycorrel
dot com. That's really ka r e l dot com.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Show Time is here. No time to fear.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Correll is so near because show time is here.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
So on with the show. Let's give it a go.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Correll is the one that you need to know.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Don't cry for me, Argentina. I'm giving you forty billion,
forty billion of our dollars. I can't afford it, but
go ahead and take it your Argentina.
Speaker 9 (06:54):
My people suffer the grocer our healthcare is killing us all.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
With their co pays, insurance premiums and all of their hoopla.
We can't aford life. So many of us have zero
dollars saved, retirements, just a dream, and yet we have
(07:28):
all the money it seeds. Let's give Argentina forty billion
and that way they won't cry for us.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I was meant to be on the balcony of the
Casa Rosada, was I not?
Speaker 7 (07:45):
Hello? Miss Ember?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
She down their barkt. Miss ember sings whenever I sing.
So we're giving Argentina forty billion dollars that we ain't got.
Let's remember every bit of money, every bit, every dollar
of money that we are spending is going on America's
credit card, honey. And we ain't got one of those
(08:08):
zero interest balance credit cards.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
Oh no, we need one.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
We need to apply for a zero balanced transfer of
like eight trillion dollars or whatever the national debt is.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
But we ain't.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
So we given Argentina forty billion dollars we ain't got.
That's like you being dead ass broke, not having money
for rent or anything, and a friend asking you for
one hundred thousand dollars and you're just putting it on
your charge card. You ain't got the money. I ain't
got the money. America's broke in case, no one's paying attention.
(08:43):
Just like France, we are deficit spending. My mama would
call that baroke, honey. But hey, we got let's throw
forty We're doing a currency exchange with Argentina. We we're
giving them forty billion of our currency and they're gonna
give us forty billion of their currency. Yeah, if their
(09:05):
currency was worth anything, we wouldn't have to be giving
them forty billion of our currency. So we gotta slash
the government, we gotta shut of the doors, we gotta
do all this kind of stuff. But we got forty
billion to go off and give Argentina honey. Don't you
wish you were a failing nation? America come and bail
(09:26):
you out, don't you wish?
Speaker 6 (09:29):
So?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I don't know what that's about. I mean, Ukraine got
bombed this morning by Russia. Trump has forgotten that war.
He likes all the accolades and flowers and the Time
magazine cover, which he complained.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
About the photo.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
He should realize there is no flattering photo of him.
There's the only flattering picture of him is going to
be when he's in his coffin. That will be a
lovely flattering photo. This is not, you know, the Time
magazine cover. But he's too busy getting all these laurels, oh,
the headlines of Time magazine.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
The leader is real needed.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I guess Benjamin Netanya, who was.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
Not the leader Israel needed? Who knew?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
I guess we're making Israel the fifty first state. But
meanwhile Ukraine being bombed. You know, it's like a Lady
Gaga ariana grande song rain on me talking about bombs
from Putin.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
And they're dying. Are we giving them more money? I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Zelensky's coming back to meet with Trump. I guess he
needs to suck some more with you know what rhymed
with Hick. He got a suck some more Hick. Although
I would, I would totally. I I would lend myself
to Vladimir Zelenski for pleasures if he needed such, because
(10:49):
he's hot as hell, even war torn, he looks good.
So we're giving Argentina forty billion that we ain't got. Meanwhile,
Zolenski's coming over to ask Trump, hey, could you do
it little Israel magic over here?
Speaker 7 (11:01):
Please?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
You said you did end this door on or this
war on day one. It's like day three hundred. So
I'm I'm waiting hellou. But you know, so the world
is a mess. The world's a mess, girl, It's a mess.
That's what are we gonna do?
Speaker 7 (11:21):
You know?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Colonel Angus in the chatroom at YouTube dot com forward
slash really Cral says we need to stop all the
foreign aid and entanglement. That's such a ridiculous attitude. It's
such a redil I've heard this whole separatist attitude. My
whole life. It doesn't work. You know, if that were
the case, we'd all be speaking well, we'd be British.
(11:43):
If France had said, you know, we need to not
have any foreign entanglements, they wouldn't have gotten involved in
our little civil war while revolutionary war not our civil war.
They would not have gotten involved in our revolutionary war
and saved our frickin our is okay, and many a
(12:03):
time if other countries had not gotten involved with us,
we would have gone down, down, down, down.
Speaker 7 (12:11):
Down down.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
The notion that any country can live on its own
free of entanglements or free of foreign eight is ridiculous.
The countries that have have always had to help the
countries that don't. That's the way it works. That's how
the planet spins. But the planet spins and the world
goes around the planet spins at one thousand and eighty
(12:35):
six miles per hour. Did you know that? Did you
know the planet spin? When everyone says, well the planet
keeps spinning, yes, at one thousand eighty six miles per hour.
Right now we are zooming through space, spinning about at
one thousand miles per hour. That is I mean, I
(12:57):
don't know how fast a washing machine spins, but I
don't think it's one thousand miles per hour. I could
be wrong. Who would know that? Would Chatgypt know that?
Who would know how fast a washing machine spins? I
want to know if it spins faster than planet Earth.
These are things inquiring minds want to know. How fast
(13:18):
does the average washing machine spin?
Speaker 7 (13:22):
In miles per hour?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Let's see, Let's see if there's an answer, So anyone's
ever figured this out? Let's see, sixteen hundred dollars pm
is only eighty nine miles per hour. So the Earth
spins a lot faster than your washing machine. Imagine that
the Earth spins at Let's see, let's ask some Chatgypt
(13:47):
some questions. Ten eighty six mph correct, Let's see pretty close.
The exact speed depends on where you are on Earth.
At the equator, Earth spins one thousand and thirty seven
miles per hour. Wow, and makes a complete rotation every
(14:08):
twenty three hours and fifty six minutes and four seconds,
the fastest rotational speed anywhere on the planet. In Las Vegas,
we only spend at eight hundred and forty.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
Miles per hour.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Oh well, hell well, hell now is that only one rpm?
At what rpm? Does the planet spin. It's gonna say
one right, one, no, one twenty fourth right, one twenty
fourth of an rpm per Earth makes one full rotation
(14:41):
per twenty three hours fifty six minutes four seconds. That's
eighty six thousand seconds per revolution.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
So one hour.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Equals sixty minutes. So the fourteen hundred and thirty six
minutes per revolution. So the Earth's rotational rate is point
zero zero zero seven revolutions per minute, So it actually
spends much slower than you're watching machine, we'd all be
(15:08):
hanging on.
Speaker 7 (15:14):
Oh good lord.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
So yes, but one thousand and eighty something miles per
hour we spin at, which is point zero zero zero
seven RPMs revolutions per minute. But by the way, we
flying through space, on it flying, and while we're holding
on to this little blue dot in the giant universe
of things, are we progressing ourselves greatly? Are we striving
(15:43):
for new discoveries and making it easier for the inhabitants
of the planet Earth? Hell no, why would we do such
a stupid thing?
Speaker 7 (15:54):
Instead?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
What are we doing? Well, we're fighting wars on several
fronts Our presidents doing illegal. It's illegal what he's doing
in Venezuela. By the way, oh I watched the BBC.
They all talking about how illegal what he's doing in
Venezuela is. Our military can't just go blow up targets
willy nilly. It's that's not allowed under the International Rules
(16:18):
of engagement. That's not allowed. Military force is only allowed
if armed, if there is an armed threat to the country. Okay,
So classifying Venezuelan drug cartels in the same category as
al Qaeda is not only a stretch, it's it's not
(16:43):
this if they just you can't you just no one
else in.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
The world is doing that.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Trump is trying to validate his blowing up of Venezuelan
fishing boats, which he thinks has drugs on them, drugs
that American wants. By the way, you know this notion
that he's got to destroy cartels because they're supplying American drugs,
Americans drugs, Well, he should blow up Pfizer, Eli Lilly.
(17:11):
Aren't they the ones supplying us the most drugs. Illegal
drugs account for probably less than five percent of all
drug use in the United States. Ninety five percent of
all drug use in the United States is legal drugs,
oxy codone, sentinil, Oh yeah, honey, we like the drugs.
(17:31):
Humans like drugs. Unhappy humans, that is, and we an
unhappy nation. Oh we unhappy girl. We are not a
happy nation. Americans don't walk around nice and smiling like
my friend Tyler today. Good old tier so gorgeous and
got a beautiful wife this morning. He said, So, Rob
Low is here in Reno filming some TV show yesterday,
(17:52):
and they had an area closed down and everything, and
then they opened it back up and within an hour
someone had stabbed someone. Oh, a parking space. And he said,
we live in a shithole. And I said, yeah, well
they'll stab you over a parking space. I went to
Walmart the other day with Amber to get a can
of pumpkin to make her dog treats. I know, I
(18:13):
walked into Walmart just for a can of pumpkin, but
in all fairness, I was next door at Ace Crown Hardware,
and so I walked into Walmart to get a can
of pumpkin. And I parked in the handicap spot because
I have handicap parking plates, because I have a real
live disability in my back and neck that prevents me
many times from walking long distances or particularly carrying anything
(18:37):
long distance. Not all the time. Sometimes my back is okay,
other times it's not. When my back is okay, I
don't park in the handicap spot when my back is
not okay. In fact, I parked the furthest spot away
to get exercise to and from the store. But the
other day my back, my leg was tingling, my foot
was numb. I thought, I'm gonna park up here, so
(19:00):
I park in the handicapped spot because my leg was
acting weird and my foot was numb. And I get
on the car and this guy's walking past me from Walmart,
so you know, he's a gem, and he says, I
don't see a blue thing hanging up in your windshield.
He yells from my twenty feet away at me. He
(19:21):
shouts at me, I don't see a blue thing hanging
up in your windshield. So I turn and look at him,
and I go, that's because it's on my license plate.
And he said, don't get smart with me, and I
said I won't, it would be a waste of good smarts. Well,
he stopped dead, and he turned and started to come
(19:41):
at me aggressively, and I reached in my bag and
I got out my bear spray which shoots twenty feet,
and I said out loud, this shoots twenty feet and
I am dying to use it, so come on, keep
on coming. All of a sudden he stopped, called me
a faggot, turned around and walked away. Now why did
(20:03):
that happen? Because he shouted at me that I was
in some way illegally parked and I wasn't, which would
be none of his concern if I was, but I wasn't.
Because this is the country we live in. Now, get
up in everybody's face all the time about everything because
you are entitled. Someone take your parking space, stab him,
(20:27):
someone piss you off on the road, shoot him. Just ridiculous,
Just so ridiculous. All right, So anyway, back to the
topic at hand. And by the way, they said, oh
the piece is holding in the Middle East, It ain't.
It is cracking, honey. It's cracking faster than my face
(20:48):
with every year that goes by. It is cracking, cracking, lacking.
But we'll see how long this last. I want, by
the way, I want it to last.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
I'm actually And.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Did you know did you know that this twenty two
point piece plan is Joe Biden? How many of you
knew that. Yesterday it was released. You mightas touched a
lot of things. But yesters that your social media, your
social you your social media is now being monitored by
(21:20):
the government. Yep, that's officially officially happened. But also yesterday
it was announced a lot. I might have touched it, but.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
No is show side.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
My little clock has gone from my screen up there,
so I just keep talking right into the break.
Speaker 7 (22:03):
Sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
But yesterday it was announced on midas touched where were we?
Where are we going? Because there was so much announced
that the social media is being watched. Oh that the
peace plan that Trump put forward was Joe Biden's. It
had In fact, they tried to put it forward before
the election, but Net and Yahoo said no. When I said,
(22:28):
this was all planned, honted. So before the election, at
the end of Biden's turn, they had a twenty two
point peace plan.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
That they presented to Net and Yahoo.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Net and Yahoo said no, and he said no because
Trump asked him to wait until Trump was president so
he could get the glory. I ain't making this up.
This has come out. This is reliable sources. So they
could have ended the war. Net and Yahoo could have
ended the war, the suffering, the starvation, the dehydration, the
(23:05):
killing of children, the massacre, the genocide. He could have
ended it last November before the election with a twenty
two point piece plan that the Biden administration had come
up with. Netanyahoo said no, Now that same plan that
Biden came up with, not Trump. That same plan is
(23:31):
the plan they accepted, and it's Joe Biden's plan.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
This has been confirmed.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Also yesterday, every major news agency, every one of them,
including Fox and Newsmax, had their credentials for the Pentagon
taken away because they won't sign the pledge that Pete's
Dragon Breath wants them to sign.
Speaker 7 (24:01):
So Pete dragon Breath said, sign this.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
It says that I have to vet all stories before
you release them. You cannot just wander around the Pentagon.
You gotta stay in your little area. And you can't
go to any sources that I don't refer you to.
You can't quote anybody from the Pentagon where the quote
is not cleared Kyle, And they said no, they said,
(24:28):
go ahead and take our badges. We're not doing that.
So they did. They took every major news outlet badge
because they wouldn't sign Pete's Dragon's Breath little document because
they're not goose stepping.
Speaker 7 (24:48):
Isn't that son? Ain't something?
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Ain't that just the way I saw it? The Mandalorian?
Speaker 7 (24:55):
It is the way? All right? What a show we have?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Such crap we have to talk about, you know, talk
shows nowadays, if you're a liberal, you gotta talk about
such horrible crap. Can we just do dogs and vegan
food all day? Just talk about dogs.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
And vegan food.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
That would be the most lovely talk show in the world.
A dog talk show that also talks about vegan food.
That's where I'd watch that. I'd listen to that. But
instead we got to talk about all the horrors of
the world going on. And there are many, you know,
there are many. By the way, my glasses look fabulous,
(25:33):
don't they. I just you know, I don't. The other day,
we were talking about your thing, What is your thing?
One of my things, you know, and I said that
mine was gadgets and kitchen gadgets. And you guys didn't
leave any comments down below about what your things were.
But that's because you don't leave comments down below. You
don't hit the like button, And so I get two hundred.
Speaker 7 (25:50):
Views a day.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
You know that's not on me, by the way, I'm
not in a look you guys that are here every day,
I love you all of that. But for those of
you that listen or who view the video and don't
hit there should be at least two hundred likes a day.
There's two hundred views. If everybody out there watching me
did their job of liking the videos, subscribing to the channel,
(26:14):
and leaving comments down below, and engaging with other commenters,
the algorithm would move us up, and we'd get more views,
and I'd make more money, and this could be my
only gig. But because only like ten or twelve of
you hit the like button, and because only three or
four of you, maybe six of you leave comments down below,
(26:37):
the algorithm doesn't find me. Now there's nothing I can
do short of paying for views, paying for likes, and
I don't want to pay because I don't think those
are real. So there's nothing I can do. I can't
make the videos trend higher.
Speaker 7 (26:55):
Only you can.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
You gotta hit the like button. If you don't subscribe,
you have to subscribe, and you gotta leave comments down below.
Even though you chat in the chat room you still
have to engage in conversation down in the comments or
the algorithm doesn't find us. My Katie Porter video got
seven hundred views. I love that some of my videos
(27:17):
get one thousand, two thousand and three thousand views.
Speaker 7 (27:20):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Most get two hundred. That's pathetic. A number one talk
show host from ABC and KFI and KGO, Mark Thompson
gets one thousand live views and ten thousand views on
every video. Why people like, people subscribe and people comment
down below, and so the algorithm feeds him up to
(27:43):
other things and people watch. Doesn't happen to me. I'm
not complaining. I'm just telling.
Speaker 7 (27:49):
It's the way it is. It's the way it is.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Ooh, yesterday was final tax day for those of you
on extension. I was on extension, and yesterday afternoon I
did my text and I found out something wonderful. Part
of my income is not taxable my sag aftra because
the retirement age for sag aftra is fifty five. I
am above the retirement age. Therefore, that part of my
(28:14):
income is treated US retirement income and it's not taxable.
Who I thought I was gonna owe like three thousand
dollars four thousand dollars. Nope, I owed seven hundred dollars.
And then after a deduction for my little girl, because
guess what, you can subtract service animals, it went down
to four hundred and seventy seven dollars and I paid.
(28:37):
I gave well with a credit card. I ain't got
five hundred dollars in the bank, so I gave them
a credit card number, and wala whila, taxes paid. I
just paid more taxes than Donald Trump. And that's the truth.
I just paid more taxes than our president, our president
who just announced he wants to use the IRS to
(28:59):
go after democratic donors and democratic organizations. He's weaponizing the IRS.
After saying just a few years ago that no one
should weaponize the irs. Now he's changed his mind. He's
going to weaponize the IRS, just like today, they're going
(29:20):
for an indictment against the Walrus John Bolton, because he's
weaponizing every branch of government to take out his opposition
or his enemies, because he's an All right, it's Thursday,
let's talk entertainment. In part two of the Correll Past,
when you come back.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
Oh every oetfod heavy Joe.
Speaker 10 (29:44):
It's from a completely different point of view yours.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Listen daily to the.
Speaker 10 (29:51):
Coreill Cast on your favorite streaming service.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Showtime is here. No time to fear. Corilla is so
near because show time is here. So on with the show.
Let's give it a go.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Corilla is the one that you need to know. Now.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
It's show time. It's the Newsy Review. Come and write
at you.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
What childhood programs do you remember? For me?
Speaker 7 (30:40):
One of them is the Newsy Review.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
We're gonna talk them Saturday morning or Monday through Friday morning.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Fun, uncensored, unfiltered, tun hinged.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
It's the Corrall Cast.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Listen daily on your favorite streaming service.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
All right, it is the crowdcast I have correl. I
was reading the comments, seem like, right now there's over
twenty people watching, only one like, so what you don't
like it? You're watching but you don't like it? Okay, okay.
Last night I was talking with my friend Steve because
he sent me a Looney Tunes compilation of Bugs, Bunny
(31:22):
and Which Hazel?
Speaker 7 (31:24):
Who didn't love Which Hazel?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
I'm going to wear them all of your rug please
secrets out of you. And of course Bugs and the
Monster such an interesting hair to for such an interesting monster.
Everything I learned about being gay I learned from Bugs Bunny,
by the way, the first trans cartoon character, I think.
And I told Steve, I said, you know, I got
(31:46):
offered Doug and Emmy Joe. There's still alive for the show.
And I said yes, And then never heard back from
the publicist. Maybe they died, I don't know. And he said,
who are dugging Emmy Joe? I said, who are dugging
Emmy Joe. It's the Newsy Review, Come and write at you.
Speaker 7 (32:03):
And I said.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
There was a character named Henrietta Hippo that I adored.
She was from the South, wore two to two and
always carried a little kerchief in her hand that she
would wave.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
And Doug, Oh, Doug, and me Joe.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
And she said, let me get this right. There was
an obese hippo wearing a tutu with a Southern accent,
waving a kerchief. I said yes, And he said, and
you loved that character? And I said yes, And he goes,
you were gay from six years old on, weren't you.
I'm like, yes, I was, because I love being Miss Henry.
Speaker 7 (32:34):
Oh, Doug and Me Joe.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
And there was an owl on the News of Review.
There was Hoodie the Owl. There was Henrietta Hippo. It
was the frog's name. There was a frog.
Speaker 7 (32:45):
Wasn't there a frog? On News of Review?
Speaker 3 (32:48):
There was a hippo, an owl, and I think a frog.
Maybe I'm wrong, could have been a frog. So there
was a frog, I think. But I used to love
those shows and Hannah Barbara, Oh my god, hey job
puffin stuff where you go when things get rough, and
Land of the.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
Lost, living in the Land of the Lost, you know.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
On the sleeves Axe, the sleeze Acts. They were like
weird little creatures that you know, we're sleeve acts every
day after school, the ABC After School Special, which actually
taught you stuff. And then of course conjunction junction, what
guilt function? Or I'm just a bill. Yes, I'm only
(33:31):
a bill and I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill. Yes,
nothing in today's world rivals what we had growing up
in the sixties, seventies and even eighties.
Speaker 7 (33:47):
Nothing.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
There is nothing on television today that rivals.
Speaker 7 (33:51):
What we had.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Saturday morning cartoons were a religious experience. You got up early,
so there was He's weird car I would say, weird cartoons,
But there was half hour cartoons at like five in
the morning, six in the morning. You know, Kimba the
White Lion was the religious one, Davy Davy and Goliath,
(34:15):
and then there was Gumby, of course Gumby, and then
the Warner Brothers cartoons came on at about seven o'clock
seven or eight am, and oh they lasted till ten
and then at ten some other cartoons would come on,
but the good ones were like eight to ten or
seven to nine. That was like Porky Pig. Porky Pig
(34:35):
was a little cunt, you know, he really was. Porky
Pig is a little tattletale. He's a snotty little thing.
It's not exactly the most friendly little creature around. Porky Pig,
but Bugs was sad. Daffy was just sassy, you know,
He's just an insane, little saffy sassy guy. So what
shows do you remember from your childhood?
Speaker 7 (34:55):
One?
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Drama Kids, Rpeople?
Speaker 7 (35:00):
Two? Well do wealca do walk? God?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
I did not watch Mister Ed or Mister Rogers.
Speaker 7 (35:06):
Sorry I did watch mister Ed.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Oh remember the sitcoms for kids like Mister Ed, my
favorite Martian I Dream of Genie, which really is for adults,
but they played it when kids could see. I loved
my favorite Martian with the Shoe, and then Lost in
Space that was on during the day. I think for
a while it used to be a primetime show and
then it was on during the day. I love those shows.
(35:31):
I grew up with them and I love them and
they have to be great because they're still making movies
from these shows. Lost in Space is still popular. They're
still making Lost in Space movies. Danger Will Robins Danger.
Although the new robot don't like him. I liked it
old robot, little claw hands dangloo. You know, I worked
(35:51):
to get sixty dollars in nineteen seventy three. Sixty dollars
because toys are Which is it a really Corell.
Speaker 7 (36:01):
Dot com daily?
Speaker 5 (36:03):
You're missing out.
Speaker 6 (36:04):
Get the podcast videos and the blug including recipes at
really correll dot com. That's really K A R E
l dot com.
Speaker 5 (36:14):
Show Time is here.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
No time to fear Correll is so near because show
time is here. So on with the show. Let's give
it a go.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Carell is the one that you need to know.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Oh my god, I love Bowwinkle, Moose and Squirrel. Malania
Trump just reminds me of Natasha every time I see.
Every single time I see Nata, I see Malania Trump.
All I see is Natasha and Boris and and Trump
is Boris Badenoff. That's that's all I see. Every time
I see them together. I see Natasha and Boris Badenoff.
(36:53):
I fully expect Malania Trump to do an address one
day and say, and we are going to get musa
un squirreled. I fully believe that.
Speaker 7 (37:03):
She is Natasha. I do.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
I fully do get smart with his shoe phone. Oh yes,
uh they don't. They really don't make television four children
like they did when we were growing up. We had
the best TV ever, just ever. Mister ed was the
talking horse, of course, all horses a horse of course.
(37:27):
Of course, the courtship of Eddie's father with Bill Bixby
as a single bachelor with a didn't he have a
maid or a butler? Mister French? Was that on family affair?
Or the courtship of Eddie's father who had the butler?
Mister French who had that? Buffy and Jody were Buffy
(37:48):
and Jody on family affair? Yes, because the courtship of
Eddie's father had the Asian stereotype. Lady Ah, mister Eddie's father.
Oh remember her. Oh she was such a stereotype. Oh,
mister Eddie sitha Hazel, My god, Hazel the Maid. That
woman solved everybody's problem child, everybody, Hazel. But what was
(38:12):
it Anne Sutherland? Was that her name Anne Sutherland? She
played Hazel the Maid. Oh, mister b I named my
penis that because my name was Charles Boulet, and I
used to watch Hazel, and uh there was mister b
on Hazel, and I named my penis mister Beasley For
a long time. That's what I would call him if
(38:33):
my mom would ever ask you, like, is everything okay
down there? And oh yeah, mister Beasley is fine. Yep,
mister Beesley, That's what I called him. Because of Hazel
the Maid. Oh absolutely, absolutely. The Brady Bunch I was
never into. I never was into the Brady Bunch. You
know why, because I didn't think it was realistic. I'd
all those white kids, all those white kids with all
(38:56):
that money. I just and the lesbian maid. They had
her dating a guy, Alice the Maid, they had her
dating a guy. I mean that woman was a bigger
lesbian than Melissa Ethridge, and yet they had her dating
a guy.
Speaker 7 (39:17):
I love the Jetsons.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Meet George Jetson, his boy el Roy, Jane, his wife
daughter Judy. I used to love the maid on the Jetsons,
Miss Jane in love, Miss Jane out of love. I
used to love the maid Rosie Rosie, the robut maid.
Speaker 7 (39:41):
See Where's Our Life?
Speaker 3 (39:42):
I fully expected in my twenties to be living in
the Jetsons, flying cars, elevated cities, condos way up in
the air, robut maids, treadmills. From my dog, It's twenty
twenty five. The Jetsons were made in the sixties.
Speaker 7 (39:59):
What the hell?
Speaker 3 (40:00):
We are cheated? We are robbed the Flintstones. Yes, they
were primetime shows, just like The Monsters and the Adams Family.
The Monsters became really popular on was it NBC and
so CBS or ABC counter program with the Adams Family.
(40:23):
The Adams Family didn't become afternoon programming Monday through Friday
until after they were out of prime time, but they
were primetime The Adams Family and Look Wednesday is still
topping the charts on Netflix from a show from our youth,
No No, and in the new Wednesday, we find out
(40:46):
who thing is? You know thing, the hand thank you thing.
We find out who his body is, which was very interesting.
The Partridge family come on a long and be everybody
m get happy. Oh David Cassidy, Oh oh, throw my
panties at him. Honey David Cassidy. Oh lord, he was
(41:10):
so handsome and long haired. And oh I had such
a crush on David Cassidy and his brother Sean Cassidy.
Sean did an album cover in spandex pants and showed
all the Cassidy business. Oh loaded me oh love Uh
but yes, I love the Party of Chamney because they
had music. I knew all their songs. I'm sleeping and
right in the middle of a good dream. At all
(41:32):
of a sudden, I wake up from something that keeps
knocking at my brain. Before I go insane, I hold
my pillow to my head and scream out in my bed,
screaming out the words I dread.
Speaker 7 (41:45):
I think, I love you. Oh and the.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Monkeys here they come walking down the street. They get
the funniest looks from everyone.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Made me.
Speaker 7 (42:01):
Hey, hey to the monkeys.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
Mickey Dolans's mother would become a millionaire inventing liquid paper,
not making that up. Oh see, I'm having fun today
because those are some memories there, Those are some great shows.
Kids today tied to their phones, they have no idea
what they're missing. We had the best television. We didn't
need phones, we didn't need other screens. We had great
(42:30):
stuff on the screen we had and.
Speaker 7 (42:33):
We loved it. And it was moral.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
And I don't mean to be shouting morality here, but
no one told it to be moral.
Speaker 7 (42:41):
It just was moral.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
Good people did good things and had good things happen
to them, and if bad things happened, they were resolved.
Speaker 7 (42:51):
You know.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
It wasn't like today, and nobody died. Nowadays kids cartoons
All they watch are people being murdered and slaughtered and killed.
All their cartoons have wars and battles and computer games and.
Speaker 7 (43:05):
All of that. Our cartoons didn't.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
The worst that happened is as Elmer Fudd killed the rabbit.
But if I done, I've killed the wabbit. Many people
learned opera from that Bugs Bunny episode.
Speaker 7 (43:19):
Oh Brunhill, you're so lovely.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Yes, I know, dear, I can't help it.
Speaker 7 (43:30):
What are your favorites? Let's look in the chat room.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Yes, we watch cartoons on UHF, because we had channels two, four, seven, nine, eleven,
and thirteen. Cartoons were on eleven and thirteen and sometimes nine,
but Channel fifty two that had Gumby Kimba, the White Lion, Ultraman,
had Ultraman?
Speaker 7 (43:50):
What an? Oh? Speed Racer?
Speaker 3 (43:52):
Hello, the Mark five. I wanted a Toyota trans Am
forever because it looked like the Mark five. Then they
should have made him. They never made a car that
looked exactly like the Mark five.
Speaker 7 (44:03):
They should have. We would.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
I would have bought it with a dome top. And
I wanted all those things on the steering wheel, little
things that jump and do. All those things got speed racer,
Got speed racer go all right?
Speaker 7 (44:19):
What else?
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Watching sixties and seventies TV help build Carrel's singing career.
Oh it certainly did. Yes, I used to sing along
even on regular TV. Get us out from under, wonder Woman.
All the world is waiting for you and the powers
you possess in your satin tights, fighting for your rights
and the old red, white and blue. Get us out
(44:45):
from unda wonder Woman. Oh yes, Linda Carter, Oh, Linda Carter, still.
Speaker 7 (44:51):
With us, God bless her?
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Ah yes, snaggle puss suffering suck a dash, which I
could never say because of my lisps.
Speaker 7 (45:02):
Sovereign sacka dash.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Exit stage left, exit stage right. Oh, and who was
the little dog? What was the dog's name? That was
a little cowboy dog and he was always sad?
Speaker 7 (45:21):
Hello, Joe?
Speaker 3 (45:22):
What was his name? The little cowboy dog that was
always sad? Something hound?
Speaker 5 (45:27):
Well?
Speaker 7 (45:27):
What was his name?
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (45:28):
Help me hear somebody? What was his name? Something hound?
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Hello Joe? Oh God? What was his name? That dog,
that little dog that was always like had the droopy
eyes and the long ears, and he was I think
he was in a western I think it was like
a western setting. I forget his name something hound, Huckleberry hound?
Was that it huckleberry hound?
Speaker 7 (45:54):
Was that his name?
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Droopy? Could have been droopy? I forget he wasn't He
wasn't one of my most favorite cartoon characters there, you know,
they were the greatest kids bugs, because remember there were
the non Warner Brothers cartoons too that had like Tom
and Jerry. I don't think that's Warner Brothers might be,
but there were other non Warner Brothers cartoons, and they
(46:18):
had other characters. Who is the racist Mexican one Speedy Gonzalez. Yeah,
oh hey, and the long Ranger in Tonto. Do you
know that Tonto n Espanol means idiot. That's a slang
for an idiot. I'm making that up. How racist was
(46:38):
the long the lone ranger? Oh my god, the white
guy with the Native American Indian friend and oh god, okay,
Huckleberry Hound.
Speaker 7 (46:50):
Oh Ma, Darling, oh ma Darling, ol Madarling, Clamen, mighty mouse.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
Here I come to save the day. And adam ant
up and adam adam ant. She'd had much rather talk
about this all day than Donald Trump, because these are
joyous memories. These are joyous memories about a much simpler
time when entertainment was entertaining, when a cartoon could keep
(47:19):
your intention for five to seven minutes. Kids lose their
attention now in thirty seconds. Thirty seconds. We would watch
two whole hours of cartoons, sit there with our cereal
and our underwear. I was in my tidy whities, eating cereal,
watching cartoons. It was fabulous. And yes, our parents used
(47:42):
it to babysit us. So what They'd plank us in
front of the cartoons for a couple hours, and they'd
be able to go do other things and it didn't
hurt us. And look, we all grew up really well rounded.
Most of us grew up to be kind and compassionate
and caring and educated. I mean, Schoolhouse Rock was really educational.
(48:05):
I bet y'all learned about prepositions and butter or they'll
get you very far.
Speaker 7 (48:10):
Conjunction? Junction? What's that function?
Speaker 3 (48:14):
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses?
Speaker 7 (48:20):
Prepositions?
Speaker 3 (48:22):
I learned about Oh, adverbs, lolli, Lali, Lally, get your
adverbs here, lolli, Lali Lali learned about adverbs?
Speaker 7 (48:32):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (48:32):
And you learned about politics? Oh? Yes, nowadays? What are
they learning? Roadrunner Bebee, My mom's c B name was
the Roadrunner. I always wondered why Wildie Coyote kept trying.
I loved a new movie there where Wiley Coyote sues
the Acne company. There's a new Bugs or a new
(48:54):
Roadrunner movie coming, but it's based on Wildly Coyote and
he takes the Acney corporate to court because none of
their shit works.
Speaker 7 (49:08):
That's the era we live in now. While e Coyote
is suing the.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
Acne Corporation because none of their crap works. Their anvils
work that was ended up on his head. Oh, but
he kept going, didn't he? He just kept going. I
was eating cocoa pebbles because after you eat the cereal,
you had the chocolate milk.
Speaker 7 (49:29):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (49:29):
Yes, cocoa puffs. I used to eat coca puffs. I
was cuckoo for cocoa puffs. I was an obese child
as a fat kid, and I loved cocoa puffs.
Speaker 7 (49:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
Not so much for the cocoa puffs, although if you
let him get soggy, they were fabulous. You couldn't eat
coco puffs right away. You had to put them in
the bowl and wait like ten minutes, and then you
ate the cocoa puffs. But better than that, you drank
that sugar filled chocolate milk.
Speaker 7 (49:59):
It was so good.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Oh oh, and Captain crunch, Soggy Captain crunch is perhaps
the best food on planet Earth. Soggy Captain crunch. Captain
Crunch left in the bowl for five or ten minutes.
Oh my god, I want some now. I wonder if
it's vegan. I wonder if Captain crunch is vegan.
Speaker 7 (50:23):
It might be.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
Oh god, honey, combic no fruit loops yes, apple Jack's. Yes,
Lucky charms, Hello, lucky charms, those little bite size food
colored marshmallowy things, which is probably why we all now
have colon cancer and such. But oh my god, were
(50:46):
they good? Well, marshmallows, lucky charms, Oh yeah, and they
went hand in hand with cartoons, hand in hand. You
could not sit down and watch cartoons if you didn't
have a bowl of cereal. And oh and sometimes my
mother would buy a shredded wheed. I'll done, What my
hell is this? Of course, if you put enough sugar
(51:06):
on top of the shredded wheed, and then they came
out with frosted shredded which was taste because of course
they were different sugars, but just regular shredded weeks.
Speaker 7 (51:18):
Like going outside East bar? What the hell is this?
Speaker 3 (51:23):
All right, we'll get back to a topic show. We'll
go back to normal now, I promise we come back.
We'll go back to the d of the day, sweat.
Speaker 7 (51:44):
No shoes side, Rachel girl, you and me, Honey.
Speaker 3 (52:04):
I used to take the bowl of Lucky Charms and
I would eat everything except the marshmallow things. I'd use
the spoon, I'd sort out the damn bowl of cereal,
and I'd leave all the marshmallow things till the end,
and then I would drink the milk and eat the marshmallows.
Oh no, wonder. I was a fat, chubby, little husky child.
(52:27):
I was one of those kids that had to shop
in the big section there they didn't have big sections,
but they put the word husky on jeans for fat
kids because we didn't know we were fat, and they
had to remind us by putting the word husky on
the back of our jeans so everyone behind us would
know that we had really fat asses because the word
(52:48):
husky was in blazoned right across the back of the
gens husky.
Speaker 7 (52:53):
I don't know who.
Speaker 3 (52:53):
Thought that was a good idea to make fat kids
wear jeans that said husky, Like that's gonna fat shame
us and not being fat. But I wore the huskies,
Oh yes, I did. Why because I love the Lucky
charms and the coco pubs and how long if you
would have them for lunch or dinner, Like for dinner
(53:16):
you'd have a bowl of you know, cocoa bus how
many I'm talking about when you're grown, not as a kid,
like in.
Speaker 7 (53:22):
Nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 3 (53:23):
When you're seventeen years old and you're sitting around you
don't want to cook. You're, oh, well, this Captain crunch.
I'll just have a bowl of that.
Speaker 7 (53:29):
For dinner.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
Cause you thought it was a well rounded Oh god, Okay,
I was husky too, says John Slade.
Speaker 7 (53:43):
I was husky, but I was happy. Okay.
Speaker 3 (53:46):
I was a fat kid, but I was a fat
kid that was parked in front of the TV, watching
the best TV around, eating my cereal and spaghettios. I
would eat spaghettios right out of the can, just right
out of the can. Open a can of spaghettios. I
don't know what that flavor is in the spaghettios, but
(54:07):
oh my god, they still sell spaghettios. I should get
some and ravioli, remember ravioli, Chef boy Ardi ravioli.
Speaker 7 (54:15):
That would be lunch.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
I'd come home from school for lunch and my mom
would have out a slice of bread and a can
of ravioli, and that'd be lunch. Pop the cat open.
I wouldn't even heat it. Sometimes I just take the
ravioli out of the can. I mean they're pre cooked.
I'd take the raveoli out of the can and just
eat the chef boy or can. We didn't have microwaves.
Michael waves didn't come in till like the eighties. Oh yeah, No,
(54:38):
Ravioli spaghetio's were better when they were made by Franco American.
They're not made by Franco American anymore. Who makes Ravioli's
or who makes spage? Who would who would dare make
a spaghettio other than Franklin American? My god, I don't
know what there was in that sauce. It wasn't pasta sauce.
(54:59):
They said it that was pasta sauce, but it was sweet.
I bet there was a ton of sugar in spaghettios,
how much you want to bet? I wonder if that
recipe is online. Original spaghettio recipe, originals spaghetti h spaghetti
(55:19):
o ingredients, the original spaghettios, water, tomato puree, enriched pasta,
high fruit toast corn syrup.
Speaker 7 (55:31):
There we go less than two percent.
Speaker 3 (55:35):
Of cheddar cheese and cultured milk, salt enzymes and calcium chloride,
high fruit toast corn syrup.
Speaker 7 (55:43):
They put it in everything. It was in our spaghettios
and it was good. It was.
Speaker 3 (55:50):
Because someone someone making pasta said, let's add some super sweet.
Speaker 7 (55:56):
Syrup in here.
Speaker 3 (55:57):
Okay, let's see watch the new documentary about Big Lovable
John Candy. Oh yeah, produced by Ryan Reynolds. That's something
you should watch. I finished the ed Geme story so
you don't have to.
Speaker 7 (56:11):
It was bad.
Speaker 3 (56:13):
I hope the next one with Charlie Hunnam is better.
And last night I watched a documentary on Netflix about
being the BTK Killer's daughter. Oh my god, she is
so damaged. She is so damaged. First of all, she
does not look up. She never looked at the camera.
She doesn't look at you straight in the eye. And
that's because she feels shame. You know that her father
(56:37):
is BTK. She was twenty six when he was caught.
Twenty six. She grew up with a serial killer in
the shack behind the house. He had all his mementos
and all his weird sex gear, and they were never
allowed to go in there. They couldn't believe it. When
(56:59):
he was arrested. They had no idea he had this
second life. He killed like ten people. He said he
would have killed a lot more if he didn't have
his life with wife and family and kids. But God
to you never just you never think about the families
of these killers. You know, Richard Ramirez had parents. The
Nightstalker John Wayne Gacy, there's another documentary or there's another
(57:22):
show on Hulu coming about him. Thirty one people buried
under his floorboards. Son of Sam, who made it all up?
He said he made all that up. He said he
never believed the dog talked to him, and he never
you know, he made that up so he would get
more attention. Oh yeah, he just I believe he just died,
(57:44):
the Son of Sam. Like when I say just, I
mean like in the late eighties, early nineties. Oh yeah,
so oh there's that BTK killer documentary about the daughter.
It says it's on Netflix and it says it's called
my father was BTK. You just want it. You feel
(58:04):
so bad for her afterwards. I mean when it was
going on, everybody was like, how come.
Speaker 7 (58:09):
You didn't know? Did you help him? Did you help you? Oh?
Speaker 3 (58:13):
You just never think of the families of these people,
Like Son of Sam, he had parents, he had siblings.
You know, you never think about how their damage too,
how their lives are over because of what their sibling did.
Oh something, it's something I need to watch the New
(58:34):
Daredevil because I let chef boy r d.
Speaker 7 (58:37):
Zingers.
Speaker 3 (58:38):
No no, no, no, no no. I was the ding
dong queen. I loved ding dongs because I was a
fat kid. That little foil wrapped bit of goodness, that
outer chocolate shell that probably had no real chocolate in it.
(58:59):
You know, there's they have a recipe to make ding
dongs at home. I should do that, make vegan ding dongs.
I used to love the ding dongs, probably why I'm gay.
Grew up liking ding dongs. Hated the snowballs, hated them.
What was that? It's like the stuff they spread out,
the stuff on the outside of those snowballs. It's the
stuff they use on ceilings in the apartments in the
(59:21):
seventies and eighties. I swear to god it is because
it was, oh my god, do that pink stuff and
like you could pull it off like it was rubber.
I did not. I did not like snowballs, did not
like ding dogs. Yet I am prel be who you
want to be swampers to hurt anybody out.
Speaker 7 (59:41):
That's fun today.
Speaker 3 (59:42):
You know, let's just blow off some steam. I'll see
you all on.
Speaker 10 (59:45):
These rudcasting from a completely different point of view yours.
Speaker 5 (59:50):
Listen daily to the.
Speaker 10 (59:51):
Corel cast on your favorite streaming service.
Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
Showtime is here. No time to fear.
Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Corralla is so near because showtime is here.
Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
So on with the show. Let's give it a go.
Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Carella is the one that you need to know. Now,
it's showtime.