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It's one of the most commented stories on San Francisco
Chronicles web page, and every time it appears on social
media it divides people. What is it we are going
to talk about? That? And so many more outrageous things
that have happened today.
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It is the crowd Cast. I am Carrel, so very
glad you are joining me. Happy Thursday, August seventh, I
have to start by saying Happy Universal Birthday to Andrew
Lee Howard. He would have been fifty nine years old today.
He died when he was thirty four. No one should
die at thirty four, but he did, and that, of
course makes me sad every single day. But today he
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would have been fifty nine and would have taken great
joy in reminding me that I'm over sixty and he's not,
because that was who he was and that was our relationship.
I can also say, beyond the shadow of a doubt,
if Andrew Howard were alive today, I would not be
here in Las Vegas for many reasons, but the main
reason if we were still together, and I never presume,
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but I think we would have. If we were still together,
he would not have stayed for the first Trump presidency,
let alone the second. He wouldn't have stayed for what
America is turning into. He would not. Andrew took all
of this stuff very much to heart. It's where I
get it from. Prior to Andrew Howard, I gave a
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rats took us about politics. I knew about Diana Ross
and the Supremes, not the Supreme Court, Okay, I couldn't
tell you the history I was not all involved about
the founders or any of that. All of that came
after he died. I sort of took on the dual
role of me and Andrew, and suddenly I loved history
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and I loved politics and all of that. That was him.
He was the political animal, and he didn't want to
stand to George W. Bush. So I know he would
not have stayed under Donald Trump. I know that to
be true. So we would not be And a lot
of people say to me, you know, Andrew had a
huge influence on your life, and he did, and so
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a lot of people say to me, then why don't
you take the advice that he would be giving you
right now and get out? And see Andrew would have
let nothing. Well, he would have told me to make
more money. That's Andrew would have said, we need more
money to move, so go make more money. That's what
he would have said. And he wouldn't have cared if
we had money. He would have rather been poor in
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a country that's not under Donald Trump and where people
don't support Donald Trump, then he would have been staying
in this country. I know that, beyond the shadow of
a doubt, I do he would be totally flipping out
about Israel saying they are going to take over Gaza,
he would he would, he'd be denouncing Israel. And if
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you were a Jew and you were jiggy with what
was going on, he would denounce you because he had
no more you know, what's to give. He had HIV aids,
and to him, his time was limited. So he acted
every day and said things every day that he felt
and meant, and he didn't care what anyone else thought
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because he felt his time was limited. And if we
all could take a little bit of his spirit and
realized that all of us our time is limited, we
cannot suffer fools. We don't have the time. You know,
this morning, there's so much ridiculousness in the news. The
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tariffs have kicked in fifty percent in some cases. That
is going to affect your bottom line. It's going to period,
end of story. The FBI has been a the rise
to go after the Texas Democrats. They're only crime. They
pissed off Trump and Greg Abbott. We are living in
a third world country with a dictator. It's happened. It's
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not happening. It's not maybe happening. It's happened. And you see,
he wouldn't put up with that. He would not put
up with that. So Happy birthday to Andrew. He would
have been fifty nine. I love you. I love you
every day, and all I can say out loud is
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I'm missing you. I recorded that song. It's on my website,
I'm missing You. It's at YouTube dot com. Forward slasharly
carell go there, watch the video. There's lots of photos
of Andrew in it, and I just I miss him.
I can't even tell you. And I'm so emotional right now.
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I debated postponing the show You See Him. Twenty fifteen,
just when Ember was being born, I got ran over
by a car with my dog, Pippa and Attila, many
of you remember, and Pipa died right there in my arms,
in the middle of Seventh Street. And every day that
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I walked past that corner, I heard the sound, you know,
I heard, Oh, miss Ember. I'm sorry. I got to
move for a second. Miss Ember's pillow is not on
the ground, and since today's show is going to be
about her and other creatures like her, I better give
it to her. So I just did. So. I got
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ran over with Pippa ten years ago in November. And
once you hear that sound of a car hitting a dog,
or hitting anything but hitting a dog, you never forget it.
And every morning when I walked by the corner of
Hunipero and Seventh, I would hear was it no Temple?
Temple and Seventh, I would hear that sound. And for
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eight years now, since we've moved away, it has lessened.
Every time I would walk Ember, I would be terrified.
Well that's gone away over time. Well, this morning we
were leaving the park and some people were playing ball
with their shepherd on the skateboard side, which has a fence,
but a low one, and the ball went over the
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fence and the shepherd, just being a good boy, ran
to get the ball into the street. So I hear
I'm putting Ember on the bike, and I hear all
these screams, and I turn and look, and right as
I look, the shepherd got hit by an SUV. And
then I started hearing the screams of the owners, that
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agonizing scream, and I started hearing the dog screaming in pain.
The owners pick it up, take it to the curb.
I get by them. They're covered in blood. The dog
is panting, so it's alive, but it's screaming, and it
brought me right back. PTSD is real. It brought me
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right back. And then I get home crying, shaking, trembling,
and my neighbor comes up and says he knows the
people and asked if I saw what happened. I told him,
and he said, he's gonna let me know. You know
what happens. I hope the dog lives. My dog Ali
got hit by a car once and lived, so I
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hope this dog lives. But that's a segue into the topic,
because the number one commented story at the San Francisco
Gate in San Francisco Chronicle is a story about how
in San Francisco a quote epidemic of people are breaking
the law and bringing their dogs to farmers' markets, which
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I don't see the problem there, but I guess because
there's food or I don't know, but farmers markets, grocery stores, restaurants,
and of course, every time I see a post about
this online, there's always an enormous debate underneath. Keep your
dog home, don't bring you know all of that, don't
travel with your dog. I don't want your dog on
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my plane. People are mad now that dogs are allowed
on planes, you can pay to take your pet with you,
and so it's always one of the most contested stories
when they run a story about dogs in public places,
and not just public places, but restaurants, hospitals, farmers markets,
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you know, places like that. Now y'all need to know
that Ember is a service dog, a real service dog,
a cardiac service dog. So she goes with me everywhere.
If she's not welcome, I'm not welcome, period, just end
of story. And there have been places that have given
us trouble and I didn't sue them. I could have,
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but you know there have been places. Well in San Francisco,
they're saying that many of the shopkeepers and owners are
just letting it happen because if the dog owner lies
and says it's a service dog, there's really nothing the
owner can do or of the store. Now, I do
not condone lying about your dog being a service back.
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is America's hangouts with dogs in hospitals wherever? What's our hangoup.
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You know, I have a wagon, so when I go
grocery shopping with Thember, I don't have to worry about
a cart. I don't like her on the floor in
grocery stores because they put down poison, rat poison and
other poisons, so I don't like her down on the floor. Plus,
people do not watch where they're walking. So when we
go out to a crowded place a mall wherever, I
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have her stroller or my wagon. The wagon is for
when I'm shopping and I put stuff in the wagon
with her, and the stroller is for when we're just
going to a crowded place like the casinos. I take
a stroller. She loves to walk on the carpet, but
if we get to the crowded areas, she goes in
the stroller because people don't look down. And she's a
little girl. Right where is she right next to me?
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My little girl? In San Francisco at the Chronicle and
the San Francisco Gate. The story is about the epidemic
of people taking their dogs. Now, let me explain a
few facts to you. There are very few diseases that
dogs can transmit to humans, Okay, very few, and it's
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very hard to get them. Babies and small children, on
the other hand, are nothing but agents of infection period.
They just little diseased, carrying germ ridden things. Also, while
some people don't like dogs, some people don't like kids.
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It's why we don't have them. We don't like crying
snotty babies. We don't like the small little two year olds,
three year old's, four year olds walking around and rubbing
their hands on everything. Now you know, I'm not against it.
I don't mind kids. I'm fine with kids. But there
are people that don't like kids. So I want to
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know why we are the only country outside of Muslim nations,
the only country France, Spain, Amsterdam, all of them. It
is not uncommon at all to see dogs in grocery stores,
in restaurants wherever, just wherever, museums, you know, wherever. So
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why in America we have proof that dogs are beneficial
to our health? We have proof they lower blood pressure.
We have proof they're beneficial for their owners. We have proof.
If you're in a hospital or a nursing home or
a hospice, you feel better. You ate you heal quicker.
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Unless you're in a hospice, you know you heal quicker
if you have dogs or a cat around. We know
that there are people during Katrina that died because the
Coastguard would not take pets, and now they've had to
change that policy and take pets. We know that travel
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with pets is now up five hundred percent. So why
if this is what a majority of people want, as
many people in America want to take their dogs places
as voted for Donald Trump, if not more, so, what
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is our problem? It is not logical. It is not
a germ thing. Now, if you say it's a behavior thing,
I will say the same rule should apply for pets
as it does for children. In other words, unruly pets
should not be out in restaurants or or farmer's markets
or anywhere. Train your animal just like an unruly child.
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Train your child. So given that the dog is trained,
that it does not misbehave, that it's not pooping and
peeing everywhere, although someone what if it did?
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So?
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What if a dog peede on a tile floor, if
the owner has something to clean it up with, who cares?
I carry a dishcloth with me everywhere I go because
Ember's older now and she never peas or inside of
any place. But sometimes she can't hold it if we've
been inside too long, and even like at the casino
after a movie. We've been in a movie two and
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a half hours and the walk from the theater outside
is often long. Sometimes she'll tinkle, but it's indoor, outdoor carpet,
and I clean it up immediately. I clean it up.
I don't call anybody. I clean it up. I spray
a little spray on it, and I clean it up.
What is wrong with Americans? We are the only culture
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outside of Muslim cultures that don't like dogs being out
in the world. Do you know in Switzerland you can't
leave your pedalone for more than six hours. It's considered
abuse because dogs do not like to be alone longer
than four US and more than six hours, it's considered abuse.
I considered abuse if you go off and leave your
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dog for eight to ten hours while you're at work,
you're abusing your dog. But why, why in this country
are we dog phobic. It's not a sanitary issue, so
do not tell me it's about germs. A dog can
go visit someone in a hospital and not get anybody sick.
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A dog can stay you know, Ember stays with me.
If you're in a hospital and you have someone that
could walk your dog and feed it for you, or
it could just come visit you for a few hours
a day. Why don't we let dogs and cats go
visit their owners in the hospital. Why they don't get
in the way if someone's there with them, it's not
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a problem. You know, we are this weird nation where
we claim to be animal lovers, but we're not really.
We kill them to eat them, that's the first thing.
And then when it comes to dogs in particular, we
get all upset if they're out in public somewhere. Oh,
what is a dog doing in a nice restaurant. Ember's
been to the best restaurants in Las Vegas, well in
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the world, the best. And what havoc has she caused? None?
Most people don't even know she's there. Most people are shocked.
Valentino Rose, my friend Steve's dog. He's been everywhere, and
what havoc? Has he caused other than cuteness havoc? Where
everyone has to go and say I to him because
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he's so adorable. Nothing. Everywhere Ember goes, she brings smiles
to people's faces. Everywhere, every restaurant, every hospital, every grocery store,
she brings nothing but smiles to people's faces. Every airplane ride,
the people that sit next to me are amazed how
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good she is at sitting under you know, she stays
under her in her carrier, you know, under the seat
in front of me, and everyone is so amazed and
they just smile and they love her. What is wrong
with us? We are the only nation where we have
people who are furious at people. They get angry, they
go all Karen because you have your dog out in public.
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What is it? Why are we so miserable that we
don't want someone else to have a little bit of happiness?
You know, and believe me, if you saw the comments today,
you know, at the San Francisco Chronicle and the under
their social media about the story, it's divided right down
the middle, fifty percent saying I have no problem with
dogs as long as it's well behaved. I don't care
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where they are and the other half are like, leave
your dog home, don't inflict your dog on us, don't
bring it out to a store. Dob shouldn't be in
grocery stores. Why not they eat? You know, we buy
groceries for our dogs, so why shouldn't they be at
the store with us. Let's see, we're going to talk
about in the chatroom chatroom at YouTube dot com, forward
slash or Patreon dot com forward slesh Really, Carrell, Yeah,
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my dog's turning to ride in the ambulance before Phineas.
Absolutely absolutely, Sandy says, I want to see dogs allowed
in more spaces. I agree, and kids in less spaces. Well,
I'm not gonna go that far. But look, you know,
I just got in a fight online because they're making
a family only line at the John Wayne Airport, and
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I'm like, why should families get special boarding and special help? Now?
Other people are saying, look, it gets them out of
the regular line, so you don't have to deal with them.
But I'm like, why not just make airports easier for everybody?
Why make a special line easier for people with children?
My parents didn't have any special accommodations for us as
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a baby. When I was born in nineteen sixty two.
There was well, there weren't even car seat sunny. They
stood on the lap. But you know what, we made it.
We survived, all right. When we come back, you're having
a pretty Trump free day because you know what, I
like talking more about dogs. Trump doesn't have a dog,
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which is why you should not trust it. And I
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almost thirty years of support for the loudest, craziest, most
unhinged gay guy and his little dog. And let's keep
the party going as long as we can. Have you
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all seen the new South Park mocking Christy Nome where
she shoots her dog in the face, and every dog,
every dog she sees, she shoots in the face. It's horrifying,
but it's also hysterical. Mister Mackie decides to become an
Ice agent like Dean Kane former Superman. Dean Kane has
become an Ice agent. You know, I got crap here
online because they were covering that Dean Kane was filming
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here in Las Vegas, and I said, he can just
go home. You know, this guy supports an illegal regime,
he supports grabbing brown people off the streets. He should
just go home. And they took issue with me, saying
that what's the politics of the actor matter? Well, guess what,
now he's an Ice agent, so he's not an actor. Uh.
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But yeah, the South Park with Christinome, Oh my god,
and mister Mackie being an ice Okay, okay, and he
goes to mar A Lago and Trump's all, I'm gonna
make you the face of ice, and mister Mackie's all, okay,
but we don't show our faces, okay. Uh. It's it's
my god, it's fun. It's such a fun. It's worth
getting Paramount plus just to watch the new season of
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South Park. They don't have any more f's left to give,
as do I uh, and they are just I mean,
it's it's brutal what they're doing to the Trump administration.
And I'm living for every single episode. There's only been
two of the new season, but both have been and
made news they're making and I know Trump knows about them,
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Oh my god. And jd. Vance. Trump is at mar
Lago like mister Rourke from Fantasy Island and Jadvance is
the little tattoo and JD. Vance is at the playing
the play. Oh. It's it's it's really quite something. You
need to watch it, you know. The other day we
talked about television and streaming and how it's all going
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away because AI is gonna start making these programs. It's
so funny. The New Wednesday is out and I really
like Jenna Ortega and I liked the whole Adam Semley
thing and everything. And I know I watched the original series.
I know I did, but I don't remember a thing.
When they did the recap before season two, I'm like,
I don't remember any of that. So I started watching
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it again and Netflix shows that I watched it, but
I don't remember a thing of season one. I remember
all kinds of shows. I could tell you almost every
episode of Bones. I could you know just so many,
and yet I watched a whole season of Wednesday and
I've forgotten it. I have no I'm watching it again
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before I watched season two because I have no idea.
I totally forgot she went to this Never More Academy.
I forgot. There's a monster. I forgot. I have forgotten.
And it just shows that we are inundated with so
much entertainment now, so many shows, and we watch them
so quickly. We'll watch a whole season of a show
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in five days, and we're not retaining we're not remembering them.
They're not really overly memorable. And I'm like, that's sad
that we're watching seasons of shows and really not remembering
the episodes like did I see this? I well remember
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South Park. I'll remember the Christy Nome episode shooting dogs
in the face and mister Mackie being ice and the
first season or first episode where Trump and Satan are
in bed having an affair. I mean, you know, that's memorable.
But a lot of today's TV not memorable. Like everyone's
watching The Hunting Wives Club on Netflix. I haven't watched
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it yet. I hear a lot of lesbian sex. I'm like, yeah, whatever, uh,
but I'm they're going bonkers over it. I bet if
you ask the same people that watch it and loved
it in two weeks what it's about, they wouldn't remember.
They just forget all right. Dean Kane, he hosted Masters
of Illusion. What was that? I have no idea. Dean
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Kane is Scott Peterson. They switched bodies. If Dean Kane
wasn't such a terrible person, I'd say he should play
Scott Peterson, who should be getting out of jail soon
and social the Menendez brothers, right, isn't what's happened with them?
I think they're I think their new sentencing thing is
is this month in August. They could be getting out
the whoa miss member, she's she's snoring down there? Is
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that snoring? Are you okay down there? Hey? When she
makes noises that I don't recognize. So, if you have
a dog, love a dog. I saw a dog get
hit this morning. I'm traumatized. Embris traumatized. She heard the
screaming and did not like it. There's a story at
the San Francisco Chronicle about San Francisco's epidemic of people
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bringing dogs to farmers' markets and to grocery stores and
too restaurants. And you know what I say, we have
bigger fish to fry. Okay, we have much bigger fish
to fry. We need not worry about dogs in public places.
You know, COVID happened and we were debating about whether
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or not to let people that could have a then
deadly disease out in public without so much as a mask.
But we want to make sure that pit bulls are
all in a muzzle. There are some countries now like
the UK that have vilified pit bulls. Don't let you
have them. And if you do have them, you have
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to you know, if you had one before the law.
If they go out, they have to be in a muzzle.
I say people need muzzles more than dogs. Dogs have
done nothing to us. If a dog is ever unruly,
it is not the dog's fault, it is the owners.
You know. I know some people were just mauled by
a dog in a public park and they were killed,
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and that's beyond tragic, but hey, it's rare. People are
killed by other people all day every day. It is
very rare for a dog to maul someone and kill them.
And second, again, that's the human's fault. Someone mistreated or
mistrained that dog. You know, I'm not If your dog
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is a dog that bites and snaps and snarls, then no,
it shouldn't be in public. But you know what, if
if your child is that way, they shouldn't be in public.
If your husband or wife is that way, they shouldn't
be in public. Nothing that snaps and snarls and carries
on like that should be in public. We should have
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the same rules for dogs in public that we have
for people. People. If they're well behaved, they can be
wherever they want to be. You're not gonna get sick
from a dog being at a grocery store. You're not
gonna get sick from them being in a hospital. Oh,
I have allergies. Well, guess what. Most of us are
allergic to dairy, it's still in the store. Most of
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us are allergic to things like ragweed and pollen, but
we still plant gardens and have public parks. If your
allergy to an animal is so bad that if you
encounter one you're gonna die, carry an EpiPen. All right,
this is my last show for this week. I'll be
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back on Monday, and you can follow me on social media.
They'll be posting over the next few days. Of course,
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the videos. Comment down below. Hey, Randal, you know who
you are, Randy Radar, if you're listening, email me, text
me something. You've vanished. I heard from Randy every day
for you about the show. He'd comment down below, he'd
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email me or whatever. And now he's vanished, and I'm
a little concerned. So Randy, if you're listening, reach out.
Let me know you're alive. All right, I am Corel.
You be who you want to be. Sondon hurt anybody,
try to stay I don't want to stay away from
the news. But it's the weekend coming up. Friday, Saturday,
and Sunday. How about we give it all a break
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because it's terrible. What is the headline that I wrote yesterday?
It flies to today too. More harmful, outrageous, and infuriating things
happened today as Trump and MAGA continued to destroy America.
That's that's what's in the news. That's what's happening now.
That and we should add net and Yahoo to that
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now because you know he's carrying on terribly and over
the next few weeks we're going to see prices rise
because of these tariffs. Oh and can I just say,
I want to put this out there. Apple needs a
new CEO. Apple needs a CEO more in line with
Steve Jobs and Steve Wosney Act's original mission. Steve Jobs
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would have never bent down to Donald Trumps given him
an award with a twenty four Carrott gold base. Tim
Cook gave Donald Trump yesterday an award with a twenty
four carrot date for their one hundred billion dollars destins
in there. It's Tim Cook's time to go.
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