Sideshow Episode 235

Huge announcement out the gate>
tONY'S WIFE IN vEGAS.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, everybody, welcome back to the side show.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
My name is Mingo baby, and Papa's dad.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
What who?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Baby? And Papa's all right? Your kids got nicknames?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
No? Why not? Cuz day my friends.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Dave, you were friendly to you. You got.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Exactly Renter one and Renter two. Hey, real quick, before
we get into anything, I'm gonna I'm gonna do something
on this show that has never been done and hopefully
will never happen again. And we're going to uh set

(00:48):
a new precedence right now. Okay, So last week, if
you listened, we were talking about money and long money
and blah blah blah, and I was arguing with you
about people's choices are where they are is why they

(01:11):
are where they are? Remember that, He would say, it's
because they made their choices and they bought, you know,
the big TV instead of saving or instead of saving
money or putting away for this, that or the other thing.
And I challenged you on that, and I'm going to apologize, wow,

(01:33):
and I'm going to tell you that you were absolutely right.
And what happened was is after the show, I really
sat and thought like it was on my mind for
about two three days after the show yes, because I
have really worked on watching my triggers, and that was

(01:54):
a you know, like when somebody tells you, oh, well,
it's your choices, it like it feels like they're like they're, uh,
what's the word. I'm like, they're like they're talking about you,
Like they're like they're like they're coming at you about
what's the word I'm looking for, Tony, Like they're talking

(02:17):
down to you. You know what I'm saying. And so
I instead of saying, hey, you know what, you're right
because people can make the choices of instead of buying
a big ass TV, buy when that they can afford
and save the rest of the money, or buy a
used TV, save the rest of the money and buy
what they want later, or make better choices with their money.

(02:39):
You're absolutely right. And uh, you know I got heated
only because I was fighting from that personal that personal
victim mentality instead of a mentality of abundance or a

(03:04):
mentality of I'm not the victim. I've made these choices myself,
and this is why where I'm at. So we're gonna
leave it at that. I've apologized, you were right. We
can move forward. So I can't go ahead one question.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
No, no question, it's just that number one. I wasn't
directing it at you, no, I know, I know, okay,
And it's just funny that my niece's baby daddy Jesse
after he heard the episode, like, Jesse, he's the type
once you get to know him, you can't necessarily believe

(03:43):
everything he says. It's true. He's always messing with you,
right always. You can never believe what he's saying off
the bat. Okay, you can't take it at phase value.
So he was like, hey, man, I really like to
the episode. I was like, what are you talking about?
He goes the part you guys were talking about money.
I was like, all right, what's the what's what's the punchline?

(04:04):
He was like no serious. I'm like, come on, what
are you gonna get me with? He's like, no, I'm
being serious. I was like really, He's like, yeah, I
learned a couple of things. You should do something like
that every week. I was like, now we won't be
doing that right, But it was it was just like no,
he goes. I really liked it. It was a good
hearing you know something that somebody does different right, And
I would have never thought about I was like, oh, wow,

(04:26):
thank you.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Well that's good. Well at least, you know, at least
they are getting something out of it, you know what
I mean. And that being said, don't forget. You can
also email us at Mingo's Bad House at yahoo dot
com if you want advice about your love life or
things that are going on in your life trying to
figure out. There'll be a new segment that we go
forward because Tony and I are so different in the
way we look at things that we thought that you

(04:49):
guys might enjoy hearing our takes on your life.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
So I was we Gottinguh, you know, I love my
wife to death.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh shit.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
But the Thursday, Friday, Saturday nights, I slept really good man,
really dog seventy eight degrees no fan slept with a sheet,
I do, right, it was nice. It's been a while.
Then you have to go out get up in the
middle of the night to go to the bathroom really
because I was cold, you know, because I moved around

(05:24):
a lot at night. So if I go to sleep
with my blankets on, because I have a sheet I
have and two blankets and sometimes I use the comforter
as well. Okay, and so I move around a lot.
So sometimes when Already wakes up in real night, she'll
see that I uncovered myself and she'll cover me. But
it's one of those things that you know, if I

(05:45):
wake up on my own, it's like I'm freezing, So
I got to put everything back on me, and then
I get too hot.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
You know, but kicking everything off.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Sleeping, Oh, it was. It was nice. And the weird
part was Thursday night and Friday night night after work.
I'll be honest with you. I went to my bed
room and I just stayed there really, and then after
a come out of.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
All kinds of ship on there. I think you normally
wouldn't eat when you you ate cookies, you had a
call kinds of shit.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Uh well, Thursday night was KFC. Friday night was upper
crust pizza, so I have to make Yeah, it was
kind of nice. And I when I told her that,
she's like, they're bettering not be no crumbs in that bed.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Tony woke up. His right side was upper crust and crusted, Kentucky.
You had some some seven herbs and on his right shoulder.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
I slept very comfortably.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
I got a question for uh Lucy.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, I'll tell you what, I didn't even get nothing back,
no way. I was a little disappointed.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
We need to send them back.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
My old lady came back and I was like, no, no,
white Castle Hamburgers. She's like, I couldn't find a spot.
I was like, I guess because you didn't look.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
For one, said the gas station on the way out
of the town.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Are they day? For some reason? Bro? They went coming
back the long way, according to her, according to their phones,
it was the short way to go through like what
is it?

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Uh, like the top the top top of Amboy where
you go back and around through the desert, desert?

Speaker 2 (07:28):
No, through the so you'd wind up on the ten
and have to head west. What's that Chrocco summit passed there?
Is there?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
For some reason, they came that way coming home. That
shit takes four I was like, I don't even know
why you would have done something like that.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
That's like a six hour drive, dude about there?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
They according to their phone it was the short way.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
I was like, I don't know know why, because you
buy their ass an android? The reason why you gotta
get what do you call it? iPhones?

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Be back to Jesse. He actually said he caught me
up after the recording. After he listened, He's like, dude,
what do you mean you don't know about the Golden Nugget.
The Golden Nugget is a great hotel. I was like,
how is it a great hotel? I think he's probably
been there forever. He's like, bro, that's where I stay

(08:26):
when I go. I was like, are you serious? He goes, dude,
Their pool is phenomenal. They got a shark tank at
the pool. He was like, the Golden Nugget, the Golden Nugget, kid,
he said, the only problem is they have I think
he called him like the original towers, because you don't
want to stay there, He said, you want to stay

(08:49):
I think he referred to them, as he called him,
the golden towers, and those are the new ones.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
That sounds too much like golden showers.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
That true, right, he goes, But if you stay at
the old ones, it's like old.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
They are old.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
My old lady and my daughter were both like, this
hotel is really nice. Really dude, they were like pleasantly surprised.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
I never would have thought I would.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Have never dit either. They said that my niece who
showed up the day afterwards, did stay at the one
of the old towers, and they were like, yeah, that's
mad ghetto really. But the new dude, she was telling
me they got in the hotel itself, their restaurants, their
fast foods, but they got Chick fil A up in there.

(09:36):
On Saturday night they ate at the steakhouse there at
that hotel. I was like, really, they said the pool
was beautiful, service was great. They couldn't believe it.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
I would have died laughing. Dude, your old lady and
your daughter and your son. Next time they go to
a hotel to stay without you, they need to go
with one of the testing kids and take a picture
of tho I'm testing the water.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
But there was a oh, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
How much was I to stay at the hotel?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
I don't know, if you don't mind me asking, I
don't know, because they kind of split up the expenses.
One sister got the hotel make it easier. My old
lady got the rental the rental van. So it was
like one of those type deals.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Got it.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
But there was a downfall. What on Fremont Street.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Go ahead, I'm gonna call I just realized I'm gonna
call bullshit on your ol lady. Right quick words, I'm
just gonna I'm just gonna call bullshit right quick. Because
if you go outside of the Golden Nugget and you
cross the street, you're on Fremont Street and at the
end of that block, do you know what's there a

(10:50):
white castle? Oh?

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Oh, don't get me wrong. I'm ninety sure. She puts
like one percent effort to find me a white castle.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
She was probably pulling back in the ship.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
I was like, you could bring me back no pizza?
She was like, you had pizza. I was like, God,
not from New York, New York, because you know, because
I loved me from the New York, New York pizza.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
You really that good?

Speaker 2 (11:20):
It's pretty good. Yeah, it's not bad. I ain't gonna lie.
They were on Fremont Street watching like a band play
and there was like, hey, you know you I'm assuming
the half circle watching the stage type deal.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
My uncle Domingo and I well, he taught me this
phrase called white boy games. You know what the white
boy game is. No, it's it's generally done by white people.
White dudes when they start hanging out with their buddies,
they start rough housing. You know, bullshit. You know, play wrestling, right,

(12:03):
you know, bullshit like that. That's we call that white
boy games. Okay, okay. So there was a group of
guys behind her. I don't know they were white, but
doing white boy games. One one dude pushed another dude drunk.
They're drunk, of course, pushed another dude into my old lady,

(12:23):
causing my old lady to fall forward. That's good, and
looks like, according to the description, looked like she's slid
into home plate.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Oh shit.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah, she didn't get scraped or anything. However, she landed
on her knees and her.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Palms, her wrist are hurt.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
U No, actually, she said nothing really hurt.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Because she worked it out to the casino doing this,
pushing the max bet button all weekend.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Damn, I should have had this ready for you. Hold on,
don't move, all right, god, darn it, don't move.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
This was her that night, oh ship.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
So that's the need, obviously, that's the need that took
the most, the brunt of it.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
It looks like a softball growing out of it. So
it turns out my daughter socked up the dude that
that hit that did that to her, punched him in
the face, you know, Apparently one of the other dudes
like came apologized to her so that it didn't ruin

(13:47):
her weekend, of course, you know, but she wasn't as
mobile as as she wanted to be. And the worst part,
she says, is they hadn't even started drinking yet.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Mm hmm. Your daughter's funny sh though.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
And here's the thing. And I told her, I said,
it's because we have a you know how you you
you and your partner, you have your roles, you play
right and between her and.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
I, you stand behind her.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Well, yeah, it's it's she's I nicknamed it domestic ops.
Domestic operations. She handles, you know, ship with the kids,
scheduling stuff, you know, somebody's birthdays coming up. She makes
sure to get the gifts. That's domestic operations. I'm what
I call financing security. You know, I handle our money

(14:40):
and I handle make sure we're gonna be all.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Right exactly, So I said told her, I said, you
didn't have financing security with you, Isaac, because of course
things always can happen.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
But like you just said, I stand behind her. I'm
looking around. I'm making sure it's cool. If I see
these dudes play, ain't around let's take a couple. Let's
move five feet to the left, right, because these guys
are getting a little you know, tipsy and.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Acting full, getting rough.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, so let's just you know, and they I'm not
saying that women are like this, but she doesn't tend
to pay attention to her surroundings, you know what I'm saying.
It's just she's there to have a good time.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
That's funny because when you guys were in Seattle and
even in New York, she was the one that seemed
to be paying more attention to the surroundings than you were.
How you figure because she would tell you, hey, but
you anyway where you are, like stop flashing your.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Cash and okay, I'll give you that one, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
And there was there was another one this Shi had
told you about.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
And I'm just like, damn, are you trying to be
team Hillton now all of a sudden you call them
bullshit on her? Now you want to be trying to
get back area.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Gotta make my birthday's coming. Talk to chip cookies around
the corner. Shit were good.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
But in general, you know, you gotta scope out the situate,
you guys, see, you know you I walk into a restaurant,
I'm looking around, I'm making sure everything's copathetic, right, versus
just sitting down and looking at the menu. You know,
you gotta look at these things, right. That's all. So
they had a great time, they said, the pools off
the hook.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
So how many? How many of her sisters went?

Speaker 2 (16:26):
All three of them, So there was four sisters. Okay,
so Hilda and three sisters and your daughter, my daughter,
and then my niece. My niece's daughter and her baby
daddy showed up on Friday.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
So there was eight of them there for five. Didn't
the baby daddy jump in?

Speaker 2 (16:46):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (16:47):
He wasn't there yet?

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Oh okay, who Well, maybe it's a good thing that
it wasn't like a like a friends and family adventure
like you with all of us.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
They're like, well, the funny thing is it was just
supposed to be the sister's trip. The four of them,
they went purposes the trips go visit their aunt. They're
very close with their aunt, their mom's sister, so that's
you know, they try to see her at least once
a year. So then they said, okay, well why don't
we bring your my daughter and my sister in laws

(17:24):
my niece still a girls trip, but my niece couldn't
make it because on Friday, they had like a back
to school for their daughter going into kindergarten or maybe
first grade, I don't know, but you know, go meet
to go to school, meet the teacher. So she was like, Yo,
I can't make it. My daughter's got school right, So

(17:44):
they were like all right, cool, But then they decided, Yo,
that should be over like by noon, because in the morning,
let's we could roll out, you know, to Vegas for
the weekend. And her baby daddy was like, yeah, cool,
let's do that. But you know, it's supposed to be
a girl's trip. But you know, who am I and
not my trip?

Speaker 1 (18:06):
You know, maybe it was I'm just saying like, this
is one of those things like it's it's you know,
I guess it's kind of tough for some people to
are they like newly weds.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
No really, yeah, they've been together for a minute.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
I'd been like, oh my god, thank god. Go I mean,
I mean, have a great time, bab you know what I.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Mean speaking of that before we move forward, Yes, my
stomach is kind of acting up a little bit.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Oh oh, so.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
I'm waiting on a really good burp to get me
through the evening. So if that happens, I allow me
to apologize.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Now, do you want some gas ex pills? Nah, they're
just like little they're like little pearls. Bro.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
How long does it take to kick in?

Speaker 1 (18:51):
They're usually pretty quick?

Speaker 2 (18:52):
What do you consider quick?

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Ten to fifteen minutes?

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Are you serious? I'll be burping after ten to fifteen usually.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
I mean for me, that's all quickly they work?

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (19:03):
But my belly is bigger than yours and probably trapped
more gasps, So I don't know. I don't want to
tell you, but that's how fast they work. And then
you'd be like at home texting me nasty.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
It ain't gonna have me giving the runs or nothing
like that, is it? You know what? I'll give it
a try, all right, we'll pause a right, all right?

Speaker 1 (19:22):
So I'm back. I lie. They're not they're not jel caps.
They're chewable tablets.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Relieved gas, fast pressure, bloating discomfort. That's exactly what I
got there. But I just don't want to fark.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
You'll be fine, dude, if you fucking rip one and
extincs in here, though, we're gonna have a problem.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
So far as don't stink, it's cool to you. I
taste like I'm chewing on a pepto tablet.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
That kind of not bad. But you know what's funny
is like when we were kids and we had tummy aches,
it was drink seven up, drink sprite, right, or drink
a coke because they had the most the most gas.
And for a while there, dude, and I'm a big
fan of pepsi, and I was drinking pepsi and I

(20:17):
bought them again because it's like fucking four dollars a
twenty four pack cheaper, so I bought it. But it
doesn't make me burp, dude. So like when I'm done eating,
my my fucking stomach feels like it's just extended. I
probably feel like if I looked in the mirror, I'd
look like one of them, a little Ethiopian kids with

(20:37):
their bellies all just bloated. You know what I mean?
When I take one of those and I start bourbon
right away.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
I don't know if it was the last episode or
one before that when I first mentioned you know this,
uh Manny hit me up, okay, he told me to
start drinking club soda.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
I was like, okay, that makes sense. And then I
was like, oh, Lacroix, let me try one nam joints.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
I've been tearing those up, kid, really yeah, you like them? Huh.
I'm forcing myself to, like, you know, because the sodas
are just you know, I don't want to drink soda
all the time.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Funny is that's how I've been at work too, Like,
because I bought this big old jug for water. And
what I did was, you got you a Stanley cup. No,
mine's not a Stanley. Home can't afford to Stanley. Like
mine's like you always watching Carlos and stuff. No, mine's

(21:43):
fucking Mine's like a barrel. It's not a cup. Mine's big.
And so I drank. I drank like one and a
half of those a day right now, just because it's
so goddamn hot, right, And then so like I'll go
to lunch and I'll go to drink a soda and
it just it's just a hit the same. It doesn't
hit right, dude, it's just like fuck. So I just

(22:03):
I'll just drink water. I'm good.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
I'm a true believer in these like not Stanley per se.
I use a hydro flask and these expensive water bottles, dude,
because I'll fill it up with ice and that that
ice being there all day, and I'll keep refieling it
with water. That's how his yours like that. That's how

(22:26):
money investment was that you got to make that investment.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Oh yeah, that's how mine was. Yesterday. I filled it
up and then before I came home, I filled it
up again so that I could drink what I got home.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Filled it up with what water, ice and water.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Like. I filled it up halfway because I want it cold,
but I don't want it like too cold to where
I can't chug it, you know what I mean. So
it was like a little bit less than half ice
and then water, and then at the end of the
night there was probably just the just the layer of
ice that was gone. There was still quite a bit
in there. Yeah, so they're good, dude. Yeah, I like it.

(23:02):
I have one of those two. I have about mine's
I think mine's yellow, you.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Know, hydroflask.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah, oh wow, look at you think so about it?

Speaker 2 (23:10):
A while ago, my wife and I were on them
for a minute.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Kid.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
We got a big jug. We got two of these
we got a long, skinny one. We got the short ones,
you know, use them for drinks. Right, we were on
notes for a second. We were buying them up.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
So your your wife must like go through water like
crazy too when she's delivering, right.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah, hers is bigger than mine. I actually keep a
water jug in my truck on Mondays, I've just filled
up with ice.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
What's the other word? And it's a water jug. We
call it in Spanish. It's the only word I can
think of. It's a it's a yoga But what's it.
What's the other word in English?

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Uh? A cooler?

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Would it be like a thermis?

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Nos?

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Like what this it's just a personal right yeah? And
term it's is hot and cold, right.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Right, same with what these are. I mean you can
put something hot and very price day odd. But I
filled it up with ice. It's like a little two pound,
little two gallon joint, two and a half gallon. Nice,
and by Wednesday it's pretty much all water. Thursday, Friday
it's warm water. But again with the ice, you're good.

(24:25):
But the point of the matter is again Monday, I
just filled it with ice and then it'll just melt
by Friday.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Nice. That water Wow. So you fill it up Monday
and it'll last a whole week. Yeah. Wow, that's impressive,
especially out here it's fucking hot. This last week was
nice though. It was nice in the fact that it
wasn't direct heat. It was more humid. The earlier hours
were better than the morning. Was nice.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Was that this morning was nice.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
I didn't go outside this morning.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
This morning was pretty nice.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
I was like, no, no, it's not. Yeah. I don't
know when does it start to cool down? Like I
never paid attention until now.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
It's like mid September. You'll try and change, and then
by mid October it is like, okay, we're back, not cold.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
But cool. Yeah, sweatshirt weather.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
I want to say sweatshirt No, it depends. Who'll be
honest with you. You're comfortable in a T shirt?

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Okay, that's that's good with me. I could do that.
I've been I'm comfortable in a T shirt most most
of the time during the year.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
I don't know if you saw new movies coming out.
My man got a new movie coming out?

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Who's your Man?

Speaker 2 (25:42):
M Night Shamalan, Shymalan, Josh something sucks, you know what.
I kind of think it's gonna suck. However, I think
the premise of the movies really good.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
See that's the fucked up part about M Night Shamalan's movie,
because you look at it and you're like, whoa, that
sounds like that could be fucking dupe. Like the premise
is cool and then produced by m Nights.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
But bro, you know it's And I really think the
trailer kind of tells you what the whole movie is about.
You just don't know how it's gonna end, because.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
He doesn't know how it's gonna end. He just used
it there for you to just.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
I walk into that one. I guess, bro, it's a
dude of typical dad takes his daughter to a concert.
Let's say, like she's gonna go watch Chair of Swift,
you know whatever their version of it is in this
movie in an indoor concert, just the Staple Center, and uh,

(26:53):
the dad, you know the concerts, I don't know if
it's starting. What du packed, it's a concert, right, So
the dad tells a daughter, you know, stay here, I'm
gonna go to the bathroom, going in to the bathroom.
And as he's going to the bathroom, you know, you
walk out of the arena if you will, and you're
now you're in the walkways around the whole uh arena, right,

(27:14):
And he's noticing a bunch of cops showing up and
he's like, dude, this is kind of weird. So he
strikes a conversation with a dude selling T shirts, right,
and the guy selling T shirts tells him, yeah, I'm
not supposed to say nothing, but uh, there's you know,
that mass murderer, that serial killer. Apparently he's supposed to

(27:36):
be here tonight. They know for a fact he's going
to be here. So the cops are surrounding the entire
concert and they're gonna check everyone on their way out,
and they're gonna catch him. But don't tell nobody I
told you.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
And so the dude's like, oh wow, that's the trips.
I guess. He goes to a stall and he starts
freaking out. It's like, how the fuck am I going
to get out now? So he's the killer?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Oh shit?

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Yeah, So it actually looks and he goes back to
his daughter like everything's back to normal, and I guess
he tells her again, hey, I'll be right back. So
he starts scoping out the place. He's trying to figure
out how he's going to get out? So that's what
the movie's about that, you know, they got him surrounded
and how is he going to get out of this arena?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
What's the movie called?

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Trapped?

Speaker 1 (28:20):
All right? Did you see I heard that Deadpool was
on your firestick? Did you watch it?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
I haven't watched it yet, bro, I do. My old
lady when that movie was come to advertising what's coming out?
She said, I want to see that movie. She never
wants to watch the superhero movie. She'll watch it because
of my son and I, but she was like, no,
I just want I want to watch. I was like, cool.
We saw it came out on the fire stick, right.

(28:50):
I was like, it was like six o'clock. You know
my bedtime seven thirty and I was like, yo, I'll
stay up past my bedtime and watch this. You know
it's gonna be pushing it, right, but I think I'll
be able to make it.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
But I think this movie, all right, we can do that.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
And my daughter said no, I think our daughter wanted
to watch it with us, and she's coming down next week.
And I was like, you being serious right now?

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (29:11):
She's like we can wait. And I was like all right, cool,
and then like the following evening, we were talking to
my daughter.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
She already saw it.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
No, She's like, no, you guys can watch it. I'm
not that interested. So I we I haven't gotten around to.
I haven't had time.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
It's a good, like I'm telling you, dude. From opening
shot to the end, it's it's fucking NonStop action, bro,
and it's good. It's really really good. Yeah. A lot
of cameos in it, a lot of people that you're like,
holy shit, wait what it's good, dude, it's it's it's

(29:47):
and it's a good setup to what's coming.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
So what's coming in regards to.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Because it's all tied into like what was the movie
where the guys now his fingers and they all.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Fucking avengers something.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Yeah, that one with Thanos snapped his fingers and everybody died.
And then the next one was with doctor Strange, right
with all the multiverse.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
I didn't watch that one.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
So he's going to different universes trying to figure out
where to save people and how to fix it. This
is kind of this kind of leads into that kind
of thing, and then the end is them going to
kind of fix it. And again, if you haven't watched it.
I don't think you have to watch it to get

(30:35):
it or to understand it, but do yourself a favor
and watch Loki on the Disney Channel because some of
the scenery and the things that are happening will make
sense is no, okay, no, but people from the show
are in it. That's why it'll it'll it'll make sense

(30:58):
more to you if you watch it first. That way
you get oh okay. Because as soon as I saw that one,
I was like, hey, that's the leady from somebody was
like like, hey man, I need to know. Like I'm
trying not to ask questions, but there's one I got,
you know what I mean, what do you want to do?
So that was so that was a that one's gonna

(31:20):
be good. What else have you seen or previous.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Movies? We just saw that day one quiet day day one? Quiet?
Is it quiet?

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah? Something like that? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:34):
What's it called a quiet place?

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Oh? Quiet? Okay?

Speaker 2 (31:45):
It wasn't there great? No, I didn't like it. It
was it? Yeah, it wasn't that great?

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Like?

Speaker 1 (31:53):
It was it like a play on on like bird
box or some ship.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
You haven't you ever seen quiet place? I think so
where everybody's gotta be quiet because those aliens will snatch
you up.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yes, and they're going through the fucking uh forest, holding
on the ropes. Right, which one's the one where they
can't see.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
That's bird box Okay, bird boxes off the hook, but
quiet places. Everyone's gotta be quiet. You gotta you know,
you make any sound all because them aliens are quick,
they're blind, and so all they all they can do
is here.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Dude, Look, here's the thing we're gonna have to. Let's
just pinpoint this now. Okay, if there was ever an invasion, oh,
here we go. No, no, no, listen, listen, listen. It'll
make sense to you when I say this. If there
was ever an invasion with aliens that couldn't see but here,
and they attacked everything they hear, you better be really

(32:56):
comfortable with the motherfucker you're with, right, Like you're not
just gonna You're not just gonna hang with fucking everybody, right,
people with babies. Hey, you need to go out there
in the shed and if you make it, you make it.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
There was one part I kind of giggled, because you know, again,
everyone's gotta be quiet. Right, So there was like a
noise outside outside, So number one, what do you care
it's outside? You know, but maybe they wanted to make
sure the aliens just didn't even come around to where
they were at. They were like in a movie theater
or something, let's say for example. Okay, so the dude

(33:33):
wants to go out there and be a hero and
stop this thing that was rattling this piece of machinery.
And so he stops it and he's like takes deep breath,
like really quiet. He's like, oh, I solved the problem.
You know, look at me. I just helped us out.
And they snatched him up because he was standing right
next to the thing that was making noise. He was like,

(33:54):
don't you.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Know, fucking dummy, you can't be a hero right off
the bat.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
But the movie was centered around a female that had
like mental issues. So she had a cat that was
her what do they call it safety pet?

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Whatever?

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Oh what are they called em?

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Right? Okay, So when all this went down, like the
aliens came, like fireballs were coming from the sky and
exploding everywhere. The cat got it. You know, she was
holding the cat. The cat took off running. You know
that cat came back. They're like in New York downtown,
New York City, all this destruction going around and that

(34:43):
cat comes back.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Catfuers, Please catch your motherfuckers though, you know, like a
dog will stay there with you and and fight with
you and stand in front of you, catch me like
I'm out, and then come around later like are you
all right? Everything cool? You squashed that? You know what
I'm saying, Like suspect Homies, Hey, dog man, I had

(35:06):
your back dog way back there, you know what I'm saying.
I think I saw one like that a quiet place,
but it was where then we're on a farm. Yeah
that's uh, that was that's the first one either or

(35:28):
the second one. Okay, so yeah I've seen it. Yeah, yeah,
I've seen that's actually.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
A pretty good movie.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Yeah, it wasn't bad.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
This one was. I think they could have kept down
with a day year two or something on this one.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Yeah, Like, why hasn't anybody figured out, Hey, let's go
out in the middle of a field, right and strap
on a stereo out there and some bombs. Then we'll
play the stereo really loud and wait far away, and
when the fucking monsters get there, we'll blow them up.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Done, but you gotta be quiet setting all these bombs.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Okay, I could do that, but the problem is okay,
so here's the here's the problem. If I was sent
to go do something like that, I would have to
have somebody that was really good at setting that shut up,
or I'd have to do it by myself because I'm

(36:29):
gonna be let's be honest, I'm gonna be scared. You
know what I'm saying. I'm gonna be scared. I'm gonna
be frustrated if you ain't doing like, hey, why the
fuck are you do? I do white like three inches
next to the other one, like move it over.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
And this one day they learned they can't swim.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
They can't swim. Yeah, oh, the monsters can't swim.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
The monsters can't swim. Which was a trip, So.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
You just gotta live out in the middle of the lake.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Well, there were survivors and they all got on a boat,
like there were helicopters going around like the government saying,
you know, be quiet, staying your place, make it to
the to the river. By this time, we're gonna have boats.
Everyone get on the boat and we're gonna take off.
So towards the end of the movie. That's that they
were trying to get to the boat, and uh, there

(37:24):
was the chick and there was a dude that that
was with her, and they weren't both gonna make it,
and she was just like, you go, you know, I'll
start making noises over here and just save my cat.
My man was running down the pier with a cat,
and he jumped off the pier into the water, and

(37:44):
them aliens was after him, and they almost snatched his
ass up, but they fell into the water too. They
wound up drowning. But more so, dude swims to the
boat with this damn cat. You know that cat would
have clawed you up.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Oh yeah, fuck that look Tony, i'mnna be really, somebody
had me a cat like three feet I'm gone three
feet tossing that ship back to the aliens. The fuck
that cat.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
I hated that cat fucking me all my ass. Yeah,
that's another dad. Cat was quiet, like come.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
On, maybe it was a mute cat. Are there mute cats?
Are there retarded cats? Do cats have down syndrome?

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Man, I'm just well, I went down a rabbit hole,
but you know what I mean. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
I mean, there are deaf cats, there are blind cats.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Have you ever seen a deaf blind dog? Bro, that's
so fucking sad.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Well, one of my cousiners actually just had to put
his dog down because she was like mad old and
she was blind. She get They said she could like
right now, she can hear see shapes. But and then
she yeah, this is gonna be sad. I guess she
started to get dementia. They said she was crying at night.
They didn't know she was in pain or the vet

(39:03):
actually says she might be scared because she don't know
what's going on. She can't see. Her head's probably messing
with her. And Vett was like, yo, it's time.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
I got a hold on. How do you know what
dog has dementia?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
You're a good question. At this point in time, I
didn't ask because I did ask about the blind part,
and he kind of explained it to me that vet
does certain things that you know, obviously the dog's not
reacting to it, right, But as far as the dementia,
I don't.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Know, because like, you can ask him questions, that's.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
True, Well, you can. I talk to my dog. She
looks at me with answers.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
She doesn't look at you with answers. She looks at
you like, you know, I can't talk rifle and you
think you're reading her.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
That is an answer, I know when she's saying that dog,
my dog, all right, we gotta we got a schedule,
but we routine. When we eat dinner, she gets what's
called a kong. You know what the kong is. It's
a rubber for lack of a very discription of rubber

(40:19):
ball with a hole in it, and I shove all
kinds of treats in there. She takes a joint medicine.
I stick that in there like a no ball, right,
like milk bone stuff, And when we sit down to eat,
we give it to her so that way she's like
eating something, but because it's a small hole with a
bunch of junk in and it takes her like a

(40:40):
half an hour to get to everything right. So after that,
when we're done eating, my wife and I we have
our The couch that we have is like two recliners
next to each other, so my dog we recline and
when my dog jumps on my wife side and there's

(41:01):
a counsol in between us, it's the cup holder you
can lift it up with your more controls and stuff
in there. So my dog will put her fore legs
on that and looking at me, and we just start
kissing each other and stuff. Well, she kisses me more
than I kiss her.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
You don't let your dog kiss it in the mouth,
do you.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
It happens on accident, but no, I'm not intending to
do it. So you know, we do that for a
good five minutes. Yeah, she goes crazy for me.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
And my dog. We'll be making out for like five
ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
And then when we're done with that, she'll ninety of
the type. She'll lay with my wife on the on
the recliner, so they're both laying on it.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
I know why you married them now, but.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
If that doesn't happen, but definitely after that happens, she
jumps off. She walks to the middle of the living
room and she looks back at my wife, and if
my wife doesn't immediately get up, she starts barking at
my wife wow, And she's telling my wife, yo, I
want to go outside. So my wife will sit there

(42:09):
half the time, be like, how come we're not young
at your dad? Tell him to get up. You were
just giving him kisses. Why I got to be the
one I always get up? I said, because you're the mom.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Because he yeh, she knows, she knows gender role.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Yeah, nope, I didn't say that accident. But then my
wife will have to get up. As soon as the
leg parts goes gets retracted. My dog knows what's up.
She starts proouncing to the back door. So she speaks
to us. This is what I'm trying to say.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
All right, Yeah, I don't know. We didn't have a
dog long enough to figure out what he was saying. I. Oh, no,
that was the only dog I've ever had.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
That was you, that dog when I first started hanging
out with you again, Yeah, was the first dog you've
ever had?

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yeah, well that was that was that was like, that
was like my dog. We had a dog that was
chained up in the backyard when I was a kid.
But you couldn't go you couldn't go near him. That
motherfucker was vicious and my mom would feed it chili wo.
That dog was angry boy, but he would eat it

(43:18):
like nothing. But yeah, that I mean, we try. We'd
go out at night and go sit with him and
talk and you know, blah blah blah. But it's not enough,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah, it's got to be repetition.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Yeah, and the whole thing. Like I told Milo when
he got it, I don't want this dog to end
up mine. It's not my dog. It's your dog. You
want him, that's your responsibility. You gotta be home, you
gotta train him, you gotta do this, you gotta do that. No.
And then he went from like, you know, a small
bag of food or meet him dog a bag of
food a month, Say hey, dad, we got to get

(43:55):
that eighty pound bag of food because he going through it.
She better get a a smaller scoop. Better teach that
dog ship, teach them. Need some lizards. I know there's
others in the backyard. Get them. We have people are
people are a trip of their dog, dude. And that's

(44:18):
the worst part about this. That's probably one of the
worst parts about this new job. Because sometimes people will
come in to trade their cars in and they don't
fucking vacuum them or nothing.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
They don't.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Sometimes they don't and there's or they did and they
did as best they could, and there is fucking dog
there everywhere, and you're like, what it smells like fucking dog.
Like that's not my that's not my luck, dude, Like
you know, we've never done that. We've never like again,

(44:54):
first dog we ever had in the house, Like I was,
they they have when they live with their mom. They
know she grew up like that. But I didn't. You
know what I mean, you didn't either, did you?

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Did you have dogs? But they were always outside? Yeah,
see you know what I'm saying. But but but don't
get me wrong, we played with them.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Yeah, yeah we didn't. We couldn't. The motherfucker was bro
I'm telling you, it was vicious. And then like you know,
like so he was. So there was this big tree
right and behind the tree is where my dad built
the big chicken coop. So before it was just a
long chicken coop and we just had just regular old

(45:34):
you know, the white chickens, egg producers, whatever. And the
dog would dig under the fucking under the chicken coop
to grab a chicken so that he could eat that mother.
But you'd go out there and fucking feathers everywhere. He
got feathers all in his mouth, trying to smile at you,
like wasn't me? And uh, then we got my uncle

(46:00):
he got a fighting cock and he couldn't keep it
where he was at. He retired him, and uh so
he told my dad, hey, why don't you take him
and I'll give you I'll give you his hen. That
way she can. He says, you gotta be careful because
his motherfucker he don't eat, don't fuck around. Okay, Well,
one day he tried to dig underneath that fucking edge

(46:20):
of the Because he did, my dad built a little
wall between the regular chickens and the fighting chicken because
the fighting chicken, the fighting cock, would have killed all
the rest of the roosters because he rules the roost right,
so he had to stay in his own separate like
little sweet if you will, with his girl with the hen. Well,

(46:44):
the and it was on the side where the dog
was at. So the dog would try to crawl, crawl
like scratch and get under there. That chicken used to
fuck him up. You'd get up and his face is
all blooded. Do what you do. And you see where
he was trying to dig under the holla or or
the chicken coop. We're like, see, you can't fox with
that chicken. That that that motherfuckerter gonna fuck you up son.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
When I was in high school, so this'd be like
ninth or tenth grade. Uh. We had two dogs, okay,
one was cocker spaniel and one was just a mutt.
And we got the cocker spaniel first and my mom
found it. It was, if I remember correctly, it was

(47:29):
like tied to a telephone pole. Somebody just left it
and and and my man had one eye so like
the other one was shut and it looked like it
had been stitched up because it was just closed. There
was no stitches, so it looked like a like a
you you know what I'm.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Saying, right, and you pour the dude the owner probably
stopped to take a ship down in the in the
back of the weeds came out and as dog was gone.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
So we named that dog Brandy because we said he
got drunk and lost an eye, you know what I'm saying,
got drunk off of some brandy wow. And I used
to try to play fetch. I mean, he liked to,
you know, play fetch, but you know at this time,
you know, you party, you know, you're a kid. He
get drunk and shit. So I figured out that I
could take them rubber balls, you know, like the racketballs

(48:19):
right and bounce that motherfucker. So I bounced it high
to where he's like looking left and right because he
don't his vision ain't good, I thought I was, So,
you know, you make it bounce in front of him,
and he's like looking left and right, and then like
it bounces behind him, so like he's turning around real fast,

(48:39):
and then it bounces again, so he's like looking around.
He'd have to wait until the thing was like bouncing
like no more than six inches, Holy shit. And then
we got another one at that same time. In suppose
we had two dogs at one time. It was black,

(49:00):
so my mom named her negar right, And then one
day my buddy Rick and James came over and my
mom started calling her. My mom was like, Neglarive, come here,
come here, because they were like jumping around and stuff,
and James goes negative, I know what that means. Hilarious?

Speaker 1 (49:26):
You were you like, oh no, no, no, not no.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
I tried to tell me he knew, but he was
still funny the way he said. He was like, wait
a minute, I know what that means.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
That's hilarious. What's coming up this week?

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Hopefully nothing? I mean I didn't finish last weekend, not
that it was a big deal. I remember my goddaughter's
daughter's birthday party was at my house. That went off
pretty well. Actually, So this weekend, hopefully we got nothing planned,

(50:00):
you know, because again I need them breaks right. And
plus is that time of year again. Football.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
I was gonna say, didn't Rob tell you he's playing
the party at your house?

Speaker 2 (50:14):
But my old age looking forward to doing nothing on
Sunday because her favorite team is playing the Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
She's she's a Cowboy fan too. It's cutterr.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
It's coming, It's coming.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
It took a while, but it's coming. Right.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
I'm not saying that that wouldn't my bourbon wouldn't have
happened otherwise, but it wouldn't have I probably not. So
hope again, hopefully nothing. You know, it's hot kid, you know,
I've been getting home just just don't want to do anything.
I'm getting too old for it. The other funny thing is, uh,

(50:56):
my daughter got a little dose of reality.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Oh shit, really, why what happened?

Speaker 2 (51:01):
She went to Vegas, you know, to meet up with
my wife and sister in laws. So she came home
on Sunday and she texted us, saying that her ac
ain't working and that she put it. She called the office, Yo,
what's going on. They were like, you know, submit the
work order. We'll get somebody as long as possible. But

(51:23):
it is Sunday type deal. So she's like, it's hot.
It's like ninety degrees in the here. I was like,
oh man. Then after a while, after a couple hours,
she was like, it's starting to cool off a little bit.
And I was like, hold loop. What you said it
that when you left? She said, I turned it off.

(51:46):
I said you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
I was like, yo, you gotta set it like at
eighty two, eighty five at the most, because it's gonna
take it could have dropped one degree in your apartment
probably twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Average, dude, What is it with these kids? Is this day?

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Don't want it to She thought she was gonna save
the money, which yeah she did, but.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
But you know, but I mean, like they don't want
to wait, Oh I turn it on. It's still hot
in here.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Well yeah, dude, it's not a fucking freeze zap machine.
That's that's a trip.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
I told I was like, twenty minutes and you want
to go down ten degrees at least you trip it.
You looking at two hundred minutes, which is what three hours?

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Pushing four?

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Yeah? Yeah, you need to put a pillow in the
bathtub and soak for a while in the wold water
and be cool. Yeah that's crazy, dude, they do that.
They used to drive me crazy.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Well when I was younger. I remember when I was younger,
you know, getting home from school and turning as down
I turned into like sixty, thinking it's gonna get cooler, quicker.
Oh yeah, you know what I'm saying. And you freaking
yet that you did it. And your mom comes home
from work talking about what the hell is going on
up in here?

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Why is it so cold? Why my bird got him?
Tacking on? Does your mom have birds?

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Uh? Yeah, we had pet parakeets. They ever tell you
I killed ours, our family parakeet. And the dude was
smart too. That's the worst part. How the fuck you
kill a family parrokeetde This is when I still lived
in New York. Oh okay, so I don't know. Again,
I'm bad at ages. But we moved out here when

(53:32):
I was in third grade. Okay, so this happened before
third grade.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
To like eight, all right, so before eight.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
So before I before I tell you how he met
his untimely demise. He was smart dude. He would actually
he had a bird cage and the door you know,
folds downwards like towards you down, okay, so he knew
to open it, and he would just chill on the door,

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like kind of bouncing up and down, like the spring
would hold him up so he wouldn't fly away or nothing.
So he go on your finger, chill out, you know
what I'm saying. I took pictures with him on my shoes,
with him on our shoulders, my brother and I, the
whole nine kid. His name was Robin, so yeah, cause

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you know Batman and Robin. So, uh, it was wintertime
and I was chilling with Robin one Saturday morning and
I was cold, So I figured Robin was cold, so
I got like a towel and I wrapped him up around.
I wrapped the towel around him, and I laid down
with him. And you rolled over him. No, No, I

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guess I just wrapped it too tight and he just
went to sleep like I am. I unrolled him and
he was gone, on kid.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Wow, you rolled him so tight you could even hear
him chirping. Ye, you have been chirping trying to.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Yeah, I don't know, I don't remember, but I remember killing.
I mean, you know, wow. Yeah, we buried him, and
you know, in the apartment building we lived in had
a very small garden area in front of it, very small, right,
you know, we dug a hole, put him in a
shoe box type deal and buried him.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
That's funny, funny, like cute funny, not like ha ha funny.
I don't need letters about that shit. My mom had
two cocka tills. She also had two parakeets, and I

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don't remember if it was a parakeets or if it
was a cocka tiles. But you remember that stupid movie Dude,
Where's My Car?

Speaker 2 (55:53):
I remember it, I don't remember like details.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Do you remember where he says, hey, bro, you got
a tattoo last night? What's to say dude? Any the
other guy would turn around, Hey, you got attattoo last night?
What's to say? Sweet? What does my say? Dude? And
then they kept going back and forth like that. She

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named her fucking birds dude and.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Sweet from that movie.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Yeah, my mom was funny, dude.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
You know I don't. I don't get birds as a pet.
Why because they don't do anything. You keep it in
make age.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Parrots and cockataills talk. Come on, man, dude, they actually speak,
not like your fucking dog. That makes out my dog.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
I could communicate better with my dog than I could
within a parakeet.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
No, you can't, You cannot, just can't. And like, uh,
sometimes my mom would pick up her phone to call,
and the fucking bird would see her at the at
wherever the phone was at, and he would start before
she starts, putting beep beep, beep, beep beep, making the

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sound of the fucking phone pretty fucking funny. And that's
when he wanted attention that he would start. He would
start making the telephone sounds.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
I remember having to save the newspaper so you could
put it on the bottom. Man.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Yeah, they're they're nasty animals, like you know what I'm saying. Yeah.
Then she got as she got older, and she started
to forget shit.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
It got worse your mom or the birds.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
My mom. I don't know if the birds ever forgot
ship didn't know how to test them.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Did you just wake up one day and they were
laying on the ground.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
One died before she did, and the other. I think
my sister gave it away because nobody wanted to take
care of the bird.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
There's too much work the birds in a cage.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Yeah, but the bird feathers everywhere, and you gotta have
a fucking newspaper. And it's not like you got it
like it was a round cage, so you had to
fucking cut the newspaper in a circle, and you had to.
I'm cool. My grandma, now, she she always had parrots,
and you know where her in her house. My aunt

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and my two cousins lived there, and my cousins would
walk by it and say fuck you, and the parent
would fuck you, fuck you, and you'd hear it all
the time. You'd walk in fuck you, and my grandma
would throw ship at it. No no time this end,
do I see fuck you? You would say all kinds

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of nasty ship all the time, dude, fucking foul ass bird.
But yeah, I remember, Uh, my mom was all sad
one time the bird Uh had uh made eggs? Laid
an egg?

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Really?

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Yeah? Well, him and dude in the sweet were bumping
and grinding all the time because you go back there
because you'd hear the wings flapping and the you know,
the bird sounds as ship and they're like, dude, can
you go back out there, We're just still busy. And
uh So she would drop an egg. And I think

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it's because at my mom's house, because they didn't have
a c and they would leave the the birds in
the in the in the washing room. It was the
hottest room in the house. So the I think the
bird just fucking dried up in the egg, you know,

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I mean, I don't know. I know you probably thinking, well,
if that one's dried up white, didn't the chickens dry up?
Because shit, I was out there every morning with my
little bowl or basket getting me some eggs for breakfast
or day.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
That's nasty.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
How is that nasty?

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
That's not chickens.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
But they're not chickens, No, not, though I said when
we had chickens.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
I'm thinking I'm still thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Nah. But they say that quail eggs are really good
for you, that they're anti inflammatory, they help with forgetfulness
and and something else I remember what it was, but
you know, believe and stuff like that, like like, for example,

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quail egg would have these properties that would it would
make sense that they would have nutrients, but would they
chicken egg And the thing is is that like they're
only about like that. So they're small eggs, like they
look like the the chocolate football eggs maybe maybe just
a little bit bigger than that. And they're spotted like

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they're like tan would dark brown. Yeah, they have met
at Mexican at Mexican markets.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Really.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Yeah, you can see them all the time. Dude, go
in there and now you want something they what do
you use them for? Tweet? Yeah? But is there like
is there a reason why? Like what And he was
like yeah, this, that and the other thing just like uh,
you know, like on a fig tree. So like if
you have a fig tree and say you have a

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tooth that that that hurts and you don't have the
money to go to the dentist. If you break the
leaf on a fig tree or like a little on
a like a little the little stem on the on
the leaf and the little milk that comes out of there,
you get your little toothpick and take that milk and
put it on the tooth that that hurts. And what

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it does is that milk goes down to the nerve
and because it's poisonous, it burns a nerve because it's
so fucking acidic, and it burns the nerve and then
you don't have any pain in it anymore. They say
the same thing with garlic, like if you have like,
if you have a toothache, you wrap up garlic like

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in like in a cheese cloth, like you like take
the garlic out of it, out of its paper. You
wrap it up in cheese cloth and mash it up
a little bit and put it next to the tooth
that it that it's supposed to take the pain in
the swelling away. Really, you add a little bit of
ginger to it so it's not so much of a bite.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
But for example, that fig you said, it kills the nerve.
I mean, now you got dead tooth.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Correct, Well, you have the dead nerve, so it doesn't
hurt anymore. It gives you time to go to the
doctor to get it, to get it fixed. They could
still drill it and do a like a root canal,
but you won't have any pain in it. Because I went,
I did that one time. I didn't have no fucking bunny,
and I had like paying like a motherfucker. And as

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when I lived at my parents' house, my dad had
a fixture and it's like, hey, you mind if I
take a piece of that? Like, no, so what do
you use it for? And she told me? And probably
about a month later, I had a fucking toothache and
I fucking pulled it and I put it on there
when I went to the doctor. They almost didn't have
to numb me, like I couldn't feel when they were

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broken around my tooth. But it's it's it can be
dangerous because if you're you know, if you're bleeding or whatever,
you don't know the pain's out there, so you don't know,
you know what I mean. That's a scary part about it.
Then they have another one called ruda, and I don't
know what it is in English, but like like if

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you're gassy, you make a tea out of that and
you stop you start burbing, it's war farting we get
rid of all the gas. Yeah, there's all kinds of
shit like that that that I know or not know
what I've heard of. I guess do I think we
talked about this before, But do do Puerto Ricans believe in.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Oh no, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
You know what that is though? Right with? Yeah? And
the venison and I the deer eye.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
No, I don't think.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
So they say, when there's people that have a really
strong aura. And let's say you have a baby, an infant,
and you're at the grocery store.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Yeah, somebody's looking at it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
And somebody's looking at the baby, but they don't touch
him and they leave. It could cause the baby to
be upset and not eat and have fits of crying
and blah blah blah. And they say that somebody put
the evil eye on the baby. And so, you know,
there's a there's a what's the word of bla before

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there's a like a tradition that you do, like there's
a you know, you take the baby, you light the candle,
you pray, take the rosary, and you you take the
baby and walk over the candle in the shape of
a cross, praying while you're holding the baby. Damn. And

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then when you're done, you take an egg that's room temperature,
so you take it out earlier that day and you
rub it on the baby forehead and the sign of
a cross, and on the stomach and on the legs,
and and you pray while you're doing all that, and
then you crack the egg, put it in a bowl,
slide the bowl under like the baby's bassinette or wherever

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they wherever the baby's gonna sleep. And when that baby
sleeps that night, in the morning, you pull out the
egg and if the white or that that clear part
of the egg is white or cook cooked. He had
he had eye, the evil eye. Now here's here's where

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I lived in a house that didn't have heat or ace.
So you know, you put a raw egg under a bed,
even at night, like there's probably a pretty good chance
that it might cook a little bit in the heat,

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you know what I mean, a little oven kind of
temperature going on in there. But my mom would do
it for kids, bro And the next day the kid's good.
They're they're fucking they're not crying about eating anything like that,
like they couldn't. They've tried everything else, like, oh the

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kid has collect the kid did to get that? And
Sebastian was like that one time and we're like, hey,
we don't know. And my mom was like, hey, you
need to you need to ask your wife. I said,
why my baby, She said, no, she needs to believe
in it too, because if she doesn't, then it won't work.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
So I had to pull her aside. Hey, listen, you're
gonna see some shit tonight that might seem a little
worried to you, but the baby gonna be cool. Said
what are you talking about? So explained the process to
her and she said, what's that? I said, well, it's
it's you know, it's a it's a healing process for
the kid that way, you know, it takes whatever his

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ailment is away. And sure enough, the next day he
was fine, dude, like he would eat no problem. When
I was a kid, I was like that where I
would cry all the time and blah blah blah and
I couldn't eat. And I think, excuse I think now

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at this age, I think that it's because you know,
I was a lactose intolerant before they you know, discovered
it back in the day. And so they would feed
me that that powdered milk and it would make me convults.
It would give me what's that shit called when kids

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do that? Ship I know it's convults, but what's the
other word, like seizures? Like we would have seizures right,
and they she said, my mom said that we take
it a doctor after doctor after doctor out here and
we couldn't figure it out. Nobody could figure They'd test
after test and checked your head, checked your body, like everything,
and they couldn't find anything. She said, So we took

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you down to ah they call, and this was a
healer in Mexico, she said. As soon as as soon
as I handed you to her, she says, he's you know,
he's having a problem digesting what you're feeding him, said,

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give him, mix him water with a little bit of
sugar for the next couple of days to help push
all that stuff out. After two days, you're gonna start
feeding him soy milk. So they gave me soy milk
when I was a kid to get me to stop
from convolting, which is really kind of It is really

(01:09:30):
kind of weird that Why would you have to take
me to a Why didn't doctors out here know that shit?
You know what I mean? Why did that take me
that little lady and a little mud hut with teeth.
I'm just saying, I don't know, it's crazy, Like do
you guys have weird shit like that? Like like we
have one where like if a baby has hiccups, you

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put like a little red piece of string or a
little red piece of paper on their forehead and it
takes it away.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
I mean, we did the and I don't necessarily know
if it's Puerto Rican thing, you know, the panty on
your feet when you those bleeds. I remember once my
arm got pulled out of socket. So my aunt she
did I don't know if it was like a rubbing alcohol.

(01:10:24):
She poured some shit all over my arm and somehow
got it back into place without having to go to
the doctor. Stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
It was. It probably was either either rubbing alcohol or
rubbing alcohol with marijuana. Had they used to use that
a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
I don't think my mom would have went with it
for that one. No, no, my mom was too straight
up an arrow really.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Oh yeah, but rubbing alcohol makes sense because that'll loosen
all your your muscles and all the joints and shit.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
But it just it had a different smell, almost like
a rubbing alcohol. But I don't know, because I kind
of remember it. I almost want to say it came
out of a clear bottle glass bottle. But back then
in the seventies.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
Yeah, oh maybe it was. Maybe it was like moonshine
are ever clear.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
It's quite possible, you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
I mean some of that, not segregation. What was it
when they were trying to go after Oh my rob knows,
where's rob at?

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
Uh? Yeah, like in the twenties.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
Yeah, when they were going to prohibition. There you go,
there you go. I knew we'd get it sooner or later.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
Uh. Do you see this news story about the uh
the hotel workers security, hotel security. No, there's a guest.
They're being charged with murder for security guards for a hotel. Okay, Okay,
a guest was acting up inside a hotel, so they

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forced him out because he was causing disturbance and acting
wilding out Hey, Milwaukee. And they got him outside and
they were calling the police. So while they were calling
the police, they were like holding him down, and the
dude died.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
So now it went from I don't know if there's
an accidental death or whatever, but now they charged with murder.
A should they be charge of murder because now they

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did a toxology report. He had cocaine and something else
in the system that would have caused asphysiation, as association,
something like that, But they're still calling it a murder.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
I don't think they should be no, none at all.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Now I'll tell you why I think they should be. Okay,
while they're outside, they were telling him to stay on
the ground, and he kept trying to get up, so
they were holding him down. Who are they to be
trying to hold him down on a public sidewalk, Well,

(01:13:30):
they kick hold on. He was causing a disturbance inside
the hotel. Their job, in my opinion, get him out
of here. He can't be disrupting our hotel. Once he's out, yo,
don't let him back in now. You can't be sitting
there four guys on one saying stay down. I told

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you to fucking stay down, don't move. You ain't the police.
Who are you to tell this dude stay down on
a public sidewalk.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
It's not even like they listen to the police anyways.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
Right, just say no, you don't know that. He could
have been a law abiding citizen, law abiding law, not
security abiding law. But again, he's out of the hotel.
Your job is done.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
No, he's still he's still on hotel premises.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
Right, he's on the sidewalk.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
So is it hotel?

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
Don't hold the sidewalk, But is it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
The foyer sidewalk or is it the street sidewalk?

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
What there's a street, there's a sidewalk, there's the glass
doors going hotel, so there's nowhere to drive up to
do ballet. I don't know, but either way, you outside
the hotel, you don't own the sidewalk.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
Yeah, but don't you want to You know, the dude's
really acting up like that and he's got four dudes
on him and he's still wilding out. Don't you want
to make sure that he doesn't hurt anybody of himself
or anybody else.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Not your job to make that decision.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
No, but humanity says you should.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
Okay, true, but the law says you shouldn't. And that's
unfortunately what we're dealing with right now. And don't get
me wrong, I get it. I mean out of anger,
I'd want to hold this guy down until the cops
came and make sure they put cuffs on him. However,
now that the dude has died, even though he's got

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cocaine and fedanahl whatever else in his system, Yo, it wasn't.
Hey at one point, just like the cops, you got
to all right, we did our job. That's all we
could do.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
If you died in the middle of committing a crime.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
What crime was he committing At that point, he was
trying to get up.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
He was being told he was being detained.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
No, he wasn't. They just said, don't don't get up,
stay down.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
He was trying to get up. Who wasn't listening?

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
But who is shooting? But who are again? Who are
they to say to be barking these orders? They are
no longer in the hotel. Once he's out of the hotel,
I kind of think, Yo, you can't do anything anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Yeah, But I think that's where I think that's where
the law is fucked up, because you know, obviously if
they're if they're outside holding them, you know they're they're
They're adrenaline is through the roof because they've been dealing

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with this guy and they're fucking hyped up and scared.
So they're they're on high alert, right, and that's probably
why they're telling them to stay on the ground anyways,
so that they know that they're safe and everybody around
him is safe. Agree.

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
Yes, I'll agree with that, So.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
You know, I I I think that there should be
some latitude in the law, just like for police officers
if somebody dies while committing a crime. Sorry dude, but
just like you said about money, right, their choices got

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them there. Right?

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
Oh, yes, definitely, So this person's choices.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
Got them there. Had you complied after committing the crime,
had you listened, you'd still be alive. But instead you
decided to continue to fight, maybe because you weren't in
your right mind because of drugs and alcohol. But as

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a human being that's there trying to control the situation
that would make me more fearful and would make me
more more on the high alert and could probably cause
that kind of shit to happen. Makes sense. So I
think that there has to be There has to be

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some sort of fucking give and take with it, because all.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Right, let me ask you the question. A guy breaks
into your house, shoot him? Okay? Cool? Can you shoot
him on the why he's still outside? No, same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
I shoot him in dragon inside?

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
Hey, not a problem. But let's say he broke into
your house already, okay, and you got him out. Can
he still shoot.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
Him if I fear for my life? Yeah? If he's outside, Yeah,
Because it's a it's a stand your ground law.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
There ain't no standing your ground law in California now,
there is not. You're on the wrong coast, my friend,
and I'll tell you what, Like it's just like you
just said, I drag him back inside because there ain't
no standard ground law.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
Right, but again to make sure.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
But again they're security guards. I mean, bro, you ain't.
You ain't who we.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
All know security guards are failed police officers, right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
Okay, no I'm not saying that. But what I am
saying is your authority only goes so far.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
Well, that's what I was saying, Like cops don't even
get the respect and the oh yeah, my bad, I'll stop,
you know what I'm saying. And what is a ball
cup thing? There are a hotel, coup things they're going.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
To And again four dudes on one dude and the
dudes try to get up and they're yelling at him,
stay down, stay down, hold on. Who are you to
tell me to stay down on a public sidewalk?

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
But he cooked out? They didn't know that and whatever
else he was on, they didn't know that. Yeah, but
they knew that all four of them had to hold him.
You know what I'm saying from getting up on a
public sidewalk. Yeah, well, you shouldn't be for or four
of them to get him out.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
You should he's already out. That job has been completed.
Your job has been satisfied.

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
So let me ask you a question, your security guard
one of four. O, you just dragged this guy out
of the hotel for being unruly. You could tell he's
on something, not sure what it is. Okay, you take
him outside and there's a man, a wife, and two
kids sitting out front, and this guy is all like,

(01:20:45):
he's sketchy. You don't know what's gonna happen. You're just
waiting for the police to get there to make sure
nothing else happens. Right, Because as a security guard, you're
probably thinking, fuck man, let's get him out. But I
don't want him to fuck nobody up. I don't wan
him to, you know, hurt himself or fucker's kids out there, right,
So are you telling me that when you see two kids,

(01:21:07):
a husband and a wife, you'd be like, hey, bro,
just so you know this dude's acting up, be on
your p's and q's and watch that shit. We gotta
go back inside.

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
No, you gotta be like, actually, I recommend you get
out of here because this dude is wilding out. Hain't
dad what cops do when something's going on? They tell
you to get back, go back in your home, get
out of here. Nothing to see here. Same thing. The
fact still remains. You're just a security guard. You're not

(01:21:38):
the police. You ain't supposed to try and get in
front of a gun to protect somebody. That's the police's job.
So this couple with the kid standing off to the side,
you ain't trying to take a bullet for them. Being
a security guard.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
Somebody ask a good question, what about armed police guards.

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
And what about them?

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Dude? They have the right to.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
Well, okay, police guards. What's a police.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
Guard, I'm sorry, not a police guard, but a.

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
Security guard, security guard, security guard.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
Do they have the right to put one in somebody?

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
I would assume so because they are armed, But to
what degree I fuck around and find out. I don't know,
because they got the upper hand if they got a gun,
especially they just shown it to you. M talk about
I dare you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
I don't know, dude out here with if you got
the right sand, you might have the other hand, got
the right sand you fucking everybody up? Yeah, dude, I
don't know. Man.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
I feel bad for them. I mean, they are just
doing their job and they were trying like you like,
I agree with you. They're trying to wait for the
cops to come before this guy tries to make it
back inside. And I think the dude had his family
inside too, So it's like, yo, we know, but he

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happened to die. So now I was like, oh you
it's like, ah shit, yeah, he fucked up.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
Fuck. So do they have pictures everywhere?

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
It's video if you type in Milwaukee.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
And were they out him for a long time or
was it like quick alm was.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
One of I didn't I saw bits and pieces. I
should have just sat and watched the whole video. They
could have been kicking him and ship while he was down.
You know what I'm saying. And I get it out
of anger, out of frustration. Stay down, my man ain't
staying you know, Rodney King style. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
But see that. Okay, So remember earlier I was saying,
you know, cops don't have the they send me spec him,
blah blah blah blah blah. Well we know that cops
are just humans, right, yes, now follow me with this.
The same with Catholic church, right, the pastors or whoever

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was touching the boys or whatever. They are just men. Right, right,
And although they're you know, they're supposed to be godly
men and they've taken a vow and they're not allowed
they're not allowed around women and blah blah blah, or
they used to be whatever whatnot? So where was that

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going with that? It was good too. The question comes
back to, like, at the end of the day, they're
still human. So, you know, as much as we want
godly men to be godly and we want police to
live above the law, sometimes humanity rolls off between those two.

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I don't even know if humanity is the right word,
because the monster inside of them comes out. Maybe it's
a better way to put it, But I don't know, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
I know what you're trying to say, and what I
will say is yes, if I do. If I have
done nothing wrong and a cop thinks I've done something
wrong and he pulls his gun on me, I'm not
gonna see you and try and be a badass to
say I didn't do nothing wrong. Fuck you, dad, It's

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like he got a gun on me. Whatever you need,
officer right, we'll figure this out later. Because who said it,
Richard pryor Eddie Reverie. Because I don't want to be
no fucking accident. You know that's right, whatever, sir, we'll
figure it out later, because I'm not trying to be
no motherfucking accident up in here. You're the one with

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the gun. I'm playing by your rules right now, because yes,
that figure could accidentally. Yes, yes it's a you're human.
I'm human. Ay, let's not take it further than it's
got to go. Right now.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
Do you think at fifty three do you think at
fifty three that you're more equipped to deal with the
comps than you were at twenty five?

Speaker 2 (01:26:30):
Of course, because I'm not as smart as anymore. Okay,
let me put this. Let me tell you something. One day,
when I first started doing pools. You know, when you work,
for example, you got to have a city permit to
work in the city. Okay, Okay. I didn't have any

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of these things. I just got in my truck and went. Okay.
So one day I'm driving and a city truck was
driving right next to me, and the dude was like,
I remember, we're going down Pharaoh from Vestuccino, making those

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turns by the DMV okay, and like he's looking at me,
and I'm like looking at him, and I don't know
what's going on. So I make a rite and he
starts following me. So I pull over to say, you know,
what's going on, what's the deal, what's the deal. And
he's just sitting in this truck behind me. So I'm thinking,

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is he gonna ask me for my work permit? You
know what I'm saying, I'm not trying to get no ticket,
So fuck it. I'm just gonna go home. So I
went to continue straight on. I made a right on Sunrise, okay, okay.
As as I was getting to Vistuccino, there's an AMPM

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right there on the corner.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
Police comes up behind me and put flashes of lights.
So I pulled into the A and PM and another
cop car comes. So now there's two cop cars behind me,
and I was like, I don't know what's going on.
So they approached the vehicle. How you doing, zer, you know,
what do you got going on? Like? What are you

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talking about? I'm just I was just driving that guy
back there, because the dude in the truck, it was
a city truck. That dude back there has been following me.
He's like, yeah, he said that, Uh he noticed you
drinking an alcoholic beverage and you were driving erradically, not erradically,
but like you had pulled over and then you took off.

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I was like, well, yeah, I pulled over because this
dude's following me. I don't know what's going on. I
want to ZB wanted to ask me a question. He's like, well,
we're gonna have to search the vehicle and I was like,
fuck you, and there get out of the car type deal.
So I get out of the car. They're searching the
vehicle and I was and it just so happened. Maybe

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I got it for free from a customer. It was
a diet coke in the silver can. H it looked
like a Corse light right. So that's when it dawned
on me because they had actually picked it up and
they shook it and showed the other officer, and I
was like, are you pulling? Did you pull me over
because I was drinking a diet coke? I walked to

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that dude's truck and I started yelling at him. To
the truck. I was like, you motherfucker wasting my gut
because now I know I'm in the right right because
at first I'm scared. I don't know, do I have
a tail light out? I don't know. Now it's like, oh,
I know what's going on. This is bullshit and so
like if one of the female officers telling me to
calm down, I was like, now, fuck that, you wasting

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my time? Do you do this to everybody?

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
I'm now I'm acting like an asshole right at this
point in time, I'm probably twenty eight. Maybe I don't
think my daughter was born yet, but no, she had
to have been because I just started doing pulled at
that point. Anyways, would I do that now? No? What
do you need, officer? I mean, let's let's stay. What
are we doing here? I'm not trying to be as

(01:30:11):
smart ass, but yo, don't waste my time either, But
I'm not gonna come at you like an asshole.

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
Would you have gotten out and approach the the city
guy before the cops got there? But he is then?

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
Or now?

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
Or something I can help you with. I noticed that
you were.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
No, I don't know if this dude's got a gun, how.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
Many were for the city is able to carry a gun?

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
Though it don't matter to me. I ain't trying to
find out right, I would just go about my business
as I was until it became you know, confrontational on
his part for whatever reason.

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
Mm hmm. Interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
That was a funny day though. I still drove my
ass home. I was like, I'm gonna give me a
work permit to work in pond springs.

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
Jesus. Oh, because you didn't have that, because they could
have written you up right.

Speaker 2 (01:31:09):
Oh yeah, Well, I actually no, because I had it
planning out in my head. Because they didn't actually catch
me working. So there's no law that I couldn't drive
through pond springs. Will pull stuff in the back of
my truck, got it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
It's good.

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
Oh, I know. For example, I know a guy that
does pools that has regular car insurance on his vehicle,
not business insurance or commercial insurance for the truck.

Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
Oh is it different.

Speaker 2 (01:31:45):
Well, that's that's the debate that we're having.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
Give me more coverage.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
No, it's just more expensive because it's commercial that Now
here's the deal. The way he looks at it is
a commercial vehicle in his opinion, is a bus. The
bus itself is what's used for work. It transports people

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from one place to another. Okay, A.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
Hold on, but that's city transit. That's something totally different.

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
Greyhound transit. But still that's what we're talking about. Transit
a vehicle. The actual job of that bus is to
take people from one place to the other, right, Okay,
all right, cool. My truck, for example, if I'm that
dude takes me to work with my work stuff, I

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get out of my truck and I go to work
in somebody's backyard, just like you take your car to work.
You get out and you go to work. It's just
that my job is only fifteen minutes. Then I got
to drive to the next job for fifteen minutes. Get
back into my truck. It drives me to the next job.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
Jesus.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
So you know what I'm saying. So why would my
vehicle be considered a commercial vehicle that needs commercial car insurance?
The vehicle transports me to my job. It just takes
me to work, so I can go to work, just
like it does a barber, just like it does a

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car salesman. It's just taking me to work. A lawyer
that carries all his case files in his briefcase, he
takes it out of his trunk and goes into work.

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
Interesting, it's a pretty good argument.

Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
See what I'm saying, I thought so.

Speaker 1 (01:33:57):
At any point, did you think of fling? Did I
think of what fleeing?

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
Hell? No, what because even at twenty five twenty a
I still understood the speed of a bullet.

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
That's fucking hilarious. Do you watch Tony? I don't know, dude,
This whole this whole shit is fucking weird. Dude, The
whole thing that's going on in the world right now
is weird. But hey, you know what, We're here for
the ride, my friends. We are here for the motherfucking ride.

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You know what I'm saying. Did you see the new
Planet of the Apes Kingdom? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
No, I didn't. I interested. Is it good?

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
I don't know. I fell asleep. Oh god, I was
about ten minutes in. I fell out. The AI that
excuse me that they used to do the apes and
A talking was really awkward, Like it looked too fucking
real to me. Like watching, I was like, oh, yeah,

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I'm good. Could you imagine, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:35:09):
Well, isn't at the point of it to make it
look real?

Speaker 1 (01:35:12):
Yeah? Yeah, but That's what I'm saying. But could you
imagine wake up one day and you're not smart anymore
and fucking monkeys and apes are running shit?

Speaker 2 (01:35:21):
Is there? How this one is?

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
They're making a move?

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
Yeah, because I really like the original plan of the apes,
where you know, the apes are smart, the humans were slaves,
right lack of a better description. Yeah, you know, but
Danny started going to apes and humans are equally as
you know, they're just against each other. That that kind
of got boring.

Speaker 1 (01:35:47):
Right, because they're no more fight anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
So yeah, it's like, what are we watching?

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
What's the conundrum? Now? What's what's the big deal? Jesus chrime?
Andy crime? Baby? Ask people? So you're old? They didn't
bring you nothing them from Vegas?

Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
No, damn. Yeah, I was a little disappointed.

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
No candies, no cookies from nowhere, no pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Gave me a cupcake from somewhere, no pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:36:15):
Damn. She don't love you, Tony.

Speaker 2 (01:36:18):
I know. I tell her that all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
Mm hmmm. Better check her when you get home. Just kidding,
just kidding, just kidd Better watch yourself when you're in home,
you act right, you have any.

Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
Shoutouts or the Yeah, actually, first and foremost, we're in
the month of August. Okay, so apple doesn't fall fall
far from the tree. So happy birthday to my baby girl.
It's her birthday at the end of the month. So
as we get closer, uh you know, it'll say, but

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it's her birthday month, okay, so whatever she wants she gets.
It's happy birthday, baby.

Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
You better start calling send a text messages to your
dad not me though, like you know.

Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
And let me see. Hold on a second Monday. My
sister in law, god godmother to both my kids, Lydia,
it's her birthday on Monday, So happy birthday, lady birthday
and listener Raymond okay, ym and his old lady Bobby

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expecting baby number two. Nice, congratulates Raymond Xandrea is going
to have a little brother or sister.

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
See what happens we miss that, we miss a episode
and he has babies. As long as he doesn't come
after us for a child's word we cove. Wasn't our
fault anything else. That's it all right again. If you
guys have something that you want us to, you know,
talk about or help you out with what's going on

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in your life. Mingo's Madhouse at yahoo dot com. That's
mingos Madhouse at yahoo dot com. And uh, you know,
we'll come on and tell your story and Tony and
I will do our best to help you out man
see what, see what, see what our thoughts are, and
and try to get you through whatever's going on in
your life. All right, guys, we appreciate it. Thanks for listening,

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Love you guys. Bye,