Sideshow Episode 237

My Neck, My Back.. My back and my Neck!!!!
Tony's daughter Party

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, everybody, welcome back to the side show. My

(00:02):
name Ismingo.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is the more popular co host of the two.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Who's that what?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Tony the more popular co host of the two?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Tony oh, Tony, Oh, okay, okay, trying to trying to
dethrow me. I'll let you have it. I'm okay with that.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
I think I've passed you already in the popularity.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, I meet you. I think you did too.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I mean I already came came in strong on the
looks department.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Your eyesight is better than mine. Why you see things
so different? I have no idea. So, uh, it's been
about a week and a half now since we've recorded
for you guys, so two weeks now, two weeks, so uh,
tell everybody what happened or what's going on with you.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I went to get that in this copy again when
he looked down my throat.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Oh yeah, yeah, i'd that go.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
It went well, I guess uh. I got an appointment
for a follow up next week.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Which means they don't know. They still don't have any answers.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, they don't, but my wife is coming this time
to answer the Prinia look the same and that I
have these ulcers. There's a special name for them. I
don't remember what it is, but he doesn't know. He's
not saying that they're the ones causing me to lose blood.
But did I have them?

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
So yeah, same shit, different day.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
So what happened?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Okay, So most times don't they tell you to drink
milk for ulcers?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
I think so if they're inflamed and stuff, Well I
don't know about that, but it could be just milk, right, Yeah,
I think that's just to cool down, like your acid
reflux stuff like that. But I don't have you know,
I don't get stuff like that. I don't. I don't
have acid reflux. I used to, man, I had to
stop drinking milk.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
So when you say you're used to, was it like
at the beginning of all this, when you weighed more?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh yeah, it was way it was. It's probably been
a good year or.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Two though that it's stopped happening. To be honest with you,
like you like you. You look then like you've lost
a lot of weight. Are you comfortable at this weight?
You feel better at this weight?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I you know, in all actuality, I feel the same,
I feel I look the same.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Uh, so I mean because I still have, you know,
a belly.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Well, I can't be the only one that told you
that you look like you've lost weight.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Well, I know I have because of clothes, right, my
clothes and stuff like that. Pictures, I've seen pictures, but
it's just I just to me, I look the same.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
So you're morphia is kicking in, is what you're saying.
You're your body shaming.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Is kicking you. Know. One thing I did tell my
wife the other day is I was like, for example,
I was doing something like this with my hands, and
I had one hand up like near my shoulder right
and I can actually feel my collarbone and I've never
felt that before, Like I feel the indent right here.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh shit.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
And again I'm not saying that I'm skinny and as
what's causing it. I'm just saying I've never noticed it before,
as I know I do.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Now we'll start calling you you're pretty thin. I'll just
start calling you skeletorgul and shit. You need to be
You need to go back to eating beans. Bro.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Uh. You know what's killing me right now is desserts.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Are you're back to eating or more sweets?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, I'm back to eating again. I just don't eat
as much as I used to. And but my desserts
I'm still killing, crushing, I'm kidding.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
What have you been having for desserts?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
My daughter's birthday party, which we'll get into, was this weekend, right, so,
believe it or not, my wife wanted cupcakes because she
didn't want to buy a cake and you don't have
to work. She just wanted to be able to hand
out stuff. Okay, So we went to Costco to order them,
but they don't do cupcakes anymore, okay, So somebody told
her Walmart. So she decided to go to Walmart to

(04:25):
their bakery and she had you know, they make cupcakes. Bro.
Those cupcakes were slamming.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Really bro, Costco make that good at cupcake Walmart Kids?

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Walmart?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Dude, I'm talking really up there, like close to my
old ladies.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Well, had they got Conchino working back there, daha?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
You know? And what it is is they were moist
and the frosting was off the hook.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
When you ask her why when she went and ordered
how many cupcake cupcakes you want?

Speaker 2 (05:00):
I'll give you an example. Yesterday I did. I took
the day off because my wife was off, so I
stayed home with her and we did spring cleaning in
the summertime.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
So does that count as a vacation day against your
bet with your new.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
No, because it's my repair day. I just didn't line
anything up for yesterday, yes and Saturday for the party.
My wife had to go to Costco because we bought
pizzas from Costco, and she brought me a vanilla shake
from Costco because there's shakes off the hook slamming kid.

(05:37):
If I go to Costco, I got to get a shake. Period.
If I'm going there, you know I'm getting one, no
questions asked, And so she brought me one home Saturday,
but I didn't. I didn't partake because I was getting
the house ready. So I partok in it yesterday for

(05:57):
lunch as my lunch dessert okay, and then dinner I
had my I had two cups, two of the Walmart
cupcakes for dinner.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Then you had two cupcakes and a shake.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, so I had two desserts yesterday.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Nice. So was it a shake as good as the
next day as it was the first day?

Speaker 2 (06:17):
No? No, no, Because you know you put in the freezer,
it gets hard because when you get it freshed for Costco. Kid.
It's like whipped cream. It's soft.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
There's a girl or there's a couple of people on
TikTok that have made a video how to make the
frosties from.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Massa Freeze No from.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Wendy's. Okay, Well, you just like take like a half
a gallon of chocolate milk, then you put in the
sweet and condensed milk, and then you put in a
tub of cool whip and you mix all that and
you got it. Put it in the freezer and it

(07:04):
never freezes hard. It's always just there. You know what.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
I tried a couple of weeks ago and they turned
out pretty good. I saw a video on how to
make Cinnabon cinnamon rolls. Yeah, and all it is is
the Pillsbury Cinnabon cinnamon rolls package, you know, the tube.
But when you make it, you you you put them

(07:31):
in a pants where they're they're really close together, they're
scrunched together, and you pour up to about an inch
of I think it's it's I have to check get
heavy whipping cream and that makes them really expand. Dog. Yeah,
but the problem is they don't give you enough of

(07:55):
the icing.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Learn how to make that. Yes, it's power and sugar
and whipping cream. I think.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
It just it comes with it to sit it bon
uh frosting. But they give you like a little tiny yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
They give you nothing. Yeah, now that I need like
a thirty two ounce cup of your you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
But dog mean, i'd like I'll hardly eat food, right,
so I make sure I have room for dessert. You
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Nice, So i've uh, since we're gonna lead into your
birthday party and you're gonna want to whatever. You know.
I've been dealing with my my back for a while
now and my body and my right side of my
body going numb after walking first certain amount of time.

(08:53):
So the way I have it set up right now
is I work two days, have a day off, work
three days, have a day off, so that usually my
body will lasts those three days and then I could
take a day for my body to come back together
and then go back and go well, and that day
that I was supposed to go over the party, they

(09:15):
had me back and forth. I think I did like
eight cars that day. So I was in and out
of the heat all day and by the end of
the night I was I was leaning down on a
desk and when I went to go stand up, my
body just locked up. I couldn't move. I had to
sit for a while, and I went I came home.

(09:35):
I took Sunday off. I was in bed all day
Sunday with the heating pad on and off. And then
yesterday I finally found I found a chiropractor here in town.
And she's bad. Bro, Like before I had gone to
this one. It's called it's called Gonstead, and it's not

(09:59):
because that's not the name of the doctor that's there.
It's the type of chiropractic whatever the adjusting they do,
which is very violent, which is very you know, they're
very aggressive, but really good in their own right. Like
they you know, they they go and they take X
rays and they have this machine they rolled down your

(10:20):
back that you watch the TV while they're rolling the
sting down your back, and when the screen turns red
and everything else is black and white, they're like, okay,
so right there, that's you have pain right there, and
then you roll it down you have something going on
right there and this and that, Bro, I walked into
this chiropractic office yesterday, and it was a woman. I

(10:44):
didn't knew nothing about her. I just I picked her
out out of a name a list of about eight
different chiropractice. You're in town, and I picked out her
name and I went in. And she's an older white woman.
And I walked in and she says, so I was
looking at your chart and what was going on? Tell
me you know what's happening. So I took her all
the way back and explain what happened, how I did this,

(11:06):
whatever whatnot. She said, okay, So she said, well, let
me have you stand up, go and take your shoes off,
stand up and stand on this thing. And then she
lowered me back down. And then she looked at my
feet and adjusted my feet. When I move you like this,
does this hurt? When I'm gonna do this? She moved
my legs a certain way and all right, now hold

(11:28):
them down and push back. She held my head and
pushed back. And before I lay down, she said, all right,
to look to the left, look to the right, you know,
tell me if it's stiffer sore. And I tell her
when I got there, when I bend down and see
how far I can stretch down keep my hands to
the side. See how far I can go down, Like

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going to the going to the left, I could go
almost all the way down. Going to the right, I
could barely move just a couple of inches. So then
when I got on the on the I got on
the bed and she says, okay, she's doing these things,
and she said, all right, I want to roll over
and be on your stomach, like all right, So I
rolled over onto my stomach that probably looked like a

(12:10):
fucking walrus s at that fucking SeaWorld trying to get
over to catch a fucking fish. And so I'm laying
there and she puts these what looks like they look
like shoes, but they're they're not. It's just a like
a sole and it's like a plank of wood that's

(12:30):
covered just to kind of keep your feet flat. Right,
So she's talking to me and she says she's lifting
my legs and she's measuring my legs. And she said, okay,
so you have pain here, yeah, yeah, you have pain here?
Yeah yeah. She said it on your shoulders. Said if
I touch on this side, do you feel anything. No,

(12:52):
she said, if I touch on this side, and she
pushed her finger. Yeah, I can feel that. Okay, she says. Next,
what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna I'm gonna use
this little machine. You're gonna hear these You hear what
sounds like a snap? And do you know what a
what a hole punch is or like, yeah, I think
that's what they're called. So they they're these little there's

(13:12):
these little metal rods. Right. So it has a handle
and then it has a point that comes out and
you if you want to put a hole in something
like a to start a hole or the market, you
push it all the way down until it clicks. So
it's pushing that pointy rod back in the handle and
then you click the top and it shoots that needle

(13:34):
out and it makes a little indentation on the wood
or the metal that you're working on, so you know
where to drill. It kind of had that same sound,
but instead of a needle, it had just a ball
on the end. So she goes and she hits my my,
my shoulders. She goes down and on my back. So

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she was she was running it down. She said, okay,
right here, she hit it did it again, right here,
hit it again, and she put it down she rubbed
her hand. She went out coming to do the same
spot again because I didn't get it bat hit. It
did it on my on my hip, and she everything

(14:16):
she worked on was pretty much on my right side.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
By the time I left, my legs were it was.
It wasn't numb, it was starting to tingle like it
was waking back up, and the back pain was gone,
like totally fucking gone. I could stand up, sit down
no problem. By the end of the day, the strength

(14:41):
of my legs had gone a little bit and I
was starting to swell up a little bit. But so
now I go back twice a week. I think it's
for three weeks or something like that. And then she says, okay.
Then once I get that primary stuff done, she says,
then we can figure out how to adjust you to
keep it right. It's a trip like she did. Like

(15:05):
I think I've told you before, like ever since I
had that surgery that the tip of my index finger
it gets hot every once in a while and it
feels like somebody's slamming it with a hammer. Well, when
I told her that, she says, yeah, she said, okay. Well,
she adjusted my wrist on both sides on this side,

(15:27):
the top of it, and on this side and popped
all the joints.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
You hear pop, yeah, you feel it pop?

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah? I felt it pop. I didn't hear it. I
felt it. And and she did my ankles, which I've
never had done either, which was really kind of weird
to me because that that I felt like and it
wasn't pain, but it was like fucking instant relief, dude.
Like it was really weird. And uh so when I

(15:56):
stood up, she said, she said, you should feel a
lot of that tension release, she said, but do your
best to take it easy, she says, and then you
won't be back until next week. But we got to
kind of let this settle in to see make sure
that we got all the primary stuff. So that way
when I start working on it next week, because it's
so fine, it's pinpointed, we'll know what it is. Dude.

(16:18):
My side yesterday was just so like like I felt
like I could have skipped into work, but then I
remembered I was going to work, so I didn't want
to skip, but I felt, holy shit a thousand times better.
That's why I couldn't make it to the party. But
go ahead, slam me.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
So you you were at a doctor's office, which is
why you couldn't go.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
No. No, I couldn't go because I was home in
bed because I couldn't walk and my back was locked up.
That's why I spent that night when I got out
of work, and the next day I was in bed.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
So you didn't go to work on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
I went to work on Saturday and it locked up,
and that's when I came home. I told I called
Sunday off. Oh, because I woke up the next day
and I couldn't get out of bed standing up straight.
I got out of bed kind of bend over. Still.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Well, I mean I can't read you now because you're
telling me that your back locked up and you were
in bed. I told you that when I texted, Well,
I mean you texted like, hey, bro, I'm not gonna
make it. My back hurts. I mean, guess how I
took it as this dude.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
So I was like, man, hold on, what did you say?
I said, you said, hey, Bro.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Not gonna make it tonight. My back hurts.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
I said, I'm reading it, Bro, I can't make it.
I threw my back out, gotta lay down with the
heating pad. Tell everyone I said hello, said all that
right here, Bro, I can't make it. I threw my
back out, gonna lay down with a heating pad. Tell everyone,
I said hello. That was at six thirty one pm.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Well I took it as hey, bro, my back hurts.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
This dude, call me walking around? Tell everybody else, and.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
He's where's me going? Man? He's at home. He didn't
want to come.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
What yeah, telling stories, dude. See. And here's the thing,
because if I wouldn't have, if I wouldn't have texted,
you'd have been telling even bigger stories at least text now.
And I still get ship and.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Thought it was like he just don't want to come
because he don't want to give me a present.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
My god.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
We were like, oh me goes back. We thought we
changed him. He don't want to come out. I we
had shots lined up for you everything I see.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
You guys had a little white girl there, so I
think she was too young though she was in her
early twenties. But I could have worked that out. Am
I wrong?

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (19:17):
No? There was my daughter's friends. Well, actually, I think
the one you probably talking about is if.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Daughter.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
I don't know, but I made one of the biggest
foot pads that I don't think I've ever done before.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
What did you do?

Speaker 2 (19:38):
I got three, not one, not two, but three pro
paint tanks, God damn for different you know, for my
fire pits, you know, stuff like that, right heat lamps.
And I was I was making chicken wings, and both

(19:59):
my my first two tanks gave gave out, no way, yeah,
And I was just like, so I was plugging in
the third one, and it sucks because dude, the flame
would just cut out. And and when they cut out,
they've already been decreasing for a couple of minutes.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Already as they should ride.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
So my wings were taking a lot longer than expected.
And when I was hooking up the third one, I
was like, Yo, what if this one goes out? So
I asked my brother, and I asked Robert if they had,
you know, a full because they lived the closest, right
if they got full propane tanks, which they both said
they did. So Robert and my nephew actually went and

(20:42):
grabbed one just in case. But my last one lasted.
But it's just one of those things that you know,
I p CHECKO. Just don't do stuff like that, you
know what I'm saying I always come correct with mine,
and I dropped the ball on that one.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
So how much how much propane do they really take? Like, okay,
so were you already using the tanks.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Dare used for Christmas for the heat lamps and stuff.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Okay, so you didn't have three brand new tanks.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah, and then it's one of those things that in
the summertime, believe it or not, they released some gas
because there unders so much pressure. So you're you know, yeah,
So it's just one of those things that I didn't
even think about needing checking the propane tanks.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Wow, yeah, you did fuck up. That's that's kind of
strange for you. Tony's usually like, look, there's certain things
that like, but ship like that, you're on point with
that ship. We ain't never gone, oh ship we need
ice or oh oh we forgot to do oh we
forgot to do this is like, hey, we got extra this,
you want to take it. Hey we got extra this,

(21:51):
you want to take it. Never have you ever fucked
up like that? You know why? Because you was too
busy talking about my back.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
But the party went well. The weather cooperated like nobody's business, kid, dude,
we were That's one of the reasons we had it
start so late. Seven pm was warm. We thought it
was gonna be hot, you know, because it's obviously it's
always hot this time of year, right, but it was nice.
I mean, we could have started it earlier. It worked
out though, I mean it worked out good. Right on,

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I was playing them drinking games. Them youngsters be playing.
They got me to play.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
You can't take a shot.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Trust me, kid, trust me. Well, the shots they lined
up were an actual hard liquor. They were like shots
of uh truly oh okay, but still yeah, trust me.
But still it's one of those things that like, my
stomach was bothering me, like I was full, so every
time I had to drink.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Uh, I was like drinking sprite all night long.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
That's that's a photo of one of the shots that
I took.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
You're making faces on that stuff is kind of nasty.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Though, actually, I like truly's really yeah, I'm down with them.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, but you probably like those those sodas that are
just carbonation with a little bit of like flavor, right,
Well I do.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Now because of my burping, right, but I don't like
the flavor. I just like plain water ones really yeah,
And I've tried it before in the past, and I
always thought these soda waters are nasty.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
But I mean, you know what's funny is that trend
comes around every once in a while, because I remember
when we were growing up, it was the New York
Seltzer waters that they had the little small glass bottles
that were only about this big. Do you remember those? Yeah,
And you'd buy them in the little twelve pack or
six pack with a little white handled on top. And

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now they're they're tels.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
I think they were.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Called slits, wasn't it. Schlitz was doing it?

Speaker 2 (24:09):
No beer, my liquor beer.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Then which woman that m I thinking it was called
Slelps Schwelps or something like that.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Did the company still around? But there were the little
fat bottles?

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then something like that, and then
what do you call it? Just started making their own
two right, like uh, Walmart had their own brand too, right,
Really that in that little, that little round bottle thing.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
I was a little disappointed. Uh my niece's baby daddy Jesse, Okay,
he found a drink when he went to uh play golf.
A couple of weekends ago. He went on a guy's
trip and He was like, dude, dds are so good,

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I'm gonna bring them. And I was like, word, sunny
delight with vodka.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
That a screw driver.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Well, sonny D is a little bit different from orange juice.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
It's sweetened, right, is that why?

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah, but it's just a different taste. But that sounded
pretty good, actually, sonny D with vodka already done and
he didn't bring them.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Really yeah, sleeping on that ship, well, that was like
I can't do that though. I can't do citrusy drinks,
especially if it's a dry alcohol, like like you know, uh,
back in the day old gin and juice, right, everybody

(25:49):
was trying to be all we cool, like snoop, we
drinking gin and juice. But you drink that That gin
is fucking dry. Have you ever had just gin?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Not just gin?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Have you ever had gin and juice? And that ship
is so that ship is dry and then it's acidic
and the orange juice and after a while it starts
to burn your mouth. You were drinking that all night long,
so you wake up the next day if you're hungover
because that shit is dry and orange juice, you're fucked.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
My daughter would be drinking gin now that's her drink
of choice. Really, yeah, tearing it up too. What kinds
you drink? Hen drinks? Okay, because not that I would
know the difference.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
I really don't know that that much of a difference either.
I was thinking maybe she was drinking that what is
an aviator, the one that dead Pool minkes.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Reynolds.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah, that's his brand of gin. That tanga raise that
that's the one that's that's super dry. That's ghetto shit right,
because I remember I went I was in Albuquerque one
time and they, uh, they ordered me a I'm trying
to be all sophisticated and shit right. I was having

(27:06):
a tony moment and ordered me a fucking what's the martini?
But it was just a regular martini, you know what
I mean, just straight up with a twist of lime
and you know, vermouth and vodka, and they bring it
over and I was like, I took that first sip
and I was like, God, damn, that's awful. So I

(27:26):
had a slice of orange on my plate, so I
took my orange. I told the dude, dudes sad, hey, dude,
let me have your orange. So I took his orange,
and I told the record producer that took us like, hey,
let me have your orange. Said, what are you doing? Said,
I'm got me some geny jukes. Fuck this and I
squeezed that orange into that drink. That shit was even worse.

(27:47):
But it was the worst idea ever. He said, you're
the only motherfucker I know they could take a twelve
dollars twelve dollars drink and turn it into some ghetto
shit the fuck out of here.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
You know what's nasty he ever had one is a
dirty mark t What's I don't know. They smell like
feet and it tastes like salt water. They say they
taste like a sock that somebody's ran. Marathon.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
I don't know why people fucking celest like ship like that.
So I've told you about this ship before. H It's
called uh it sees. So people put on these essential oils, right,
and you know what those are? Right? Like at them?
At them all they have like a little cart they

(28:32):
used to and and they sell them and they're all
these different like natural sense right. Okay, there's one that's
called Petrulli, and Petruli oil is one that they kind
of use it like a like a perfume. And it's
an old rocker and hippie smell and gypsy like, but

(28:57):
it smells like like armpit. Like it's just like it's
an overwhelmingly like it's a like an armpit that's just
been like somebody that like somebody hasn't showered in a
really long time. And the first it's gonna sound really weird,

(29:19):
and hey, I can't believe I'm saying it, but like
like it's got like a sweet scent in the very beginning,
and then it just comes in and kicks you right
in the fucking nose. It is just so fucking gross.
I don't know what it is, Like I can't stand it,
Like it's so overwhelming, even just a little bit. And
there's this little old lady that wears it at work,

(29:40):
and her desk is past mine, so she'll come in
in the morning just after a fresh shower of that
shit out in the parking lot, and she'll walk by
and bam, I get fucking pummeled in the face with
that smell. I'm like, oh my god, Like, how can
you walk around like the rest of the day. I'm

(30:03):
checking myself to make sure I'll smell like armpit like
it is awful. Bro, That shit is bad, dude, like
really really bad.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Do you wear Colones?

Speaker 1 (30:12):
I do from time to time. I've never been one
to where it like, you know, like when we were
in school, there was always that one dude that he
dressed pretty good and he was always always had cologne on. Yeah,
he had a good cologne in the morning, and then
it kind of sounded smell a little funky after pe,
but he always like but it was always strong, like
you never had to wonder where the motherfucker was because

(30:34):
you could smell it. I was. I was just never that.
He's never that person.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
The reason I'm asking is because I see a lot
of advertisements for for the knockoff versions of high end ones,
and I've never I mean, I'm not a cologne where
of myself, although I'm trying to break into the trend. Uh.
And the first of all, because the smells bother me.

(31:02):
And when I say smells bother me, they bother me.
And it's when I'm constantly smelling it. It gives me
a headache. So if I wore a Colonne, I'd be
constantly smelling it, so I would get a headache. But
if my wife wore it'd be fine because you know
you smell it in passing, right, But I'm trying to
make myself I'm a grown man. I should be wearing coloone.

(31:26):
So the reason I'm back to, the reason why I'm
asking is because do these knockoffs, because you know they're
saying this day and age, they're really good versus back
when we were, you know, teenagers. A knockoff would last
you ten minutes and it feels like you don't have
anything on it anymore.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
If that's probably what you want, then you can just cook.
Because they don't sell them like the knockoff site. If
I remember correctly, they were sold in smaller like spray bottles.
They weren't always the same kind of bottle that the
real one came in, so you could carry that ship

(32:04):
with you, and I think some dudes overspray those two.
So you just got to be with somebody that's gonna
be real with you and be like, yeah, you can
put a little more on or damn dude, come on.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Well someone back, you know, back again. Raymond Cree middle school.
I used to rock the the Brew thirty three right thinking,
you know, think that sh it was rough? Yeah, and
it's something and somebody called me. Some chick called me
out on it once, like, who's who smells like that?
It's it's too much, And it.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Was me, what else did you wear? Obviously Drakar right
with that car? Did you ever wear stetson?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yeah, you were never, you were never much of a cowboy.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Kind of got right, brute, it was Drakar, As I
got older obsession, it was no, it was Polo if
I could afford it. In the green bottle with the
golden ride, the golden horse and rider.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Okay, what was the what was the one that was?
It was like it was like a green bottle and
it was a dude, but it looked like he had
on like a fucking nineteen thirties fucking swimsuit.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
So the bottle was like a torso and it was
green or blue, and then it had white stripes down
the down the bottle. I thought that was Polo or
was that Gucci?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
I don't know, all right, loca, but yeah, I again
I'm thinking, you know, if I should get I've got
some colognes. So it's just a matter of I'm so
used to not using it that I keep forgetting to

(33:56):
put it on.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
I'm the same way, and I have so I have
I have four different coloonnes that I wear. Two are
winter colognes, and then I have two for like summer spring.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Damn. I never even thought about that.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Well, because they're there in winter, they got to be
a heavier, a heavier scent, and spring you wanted light
and airy, so that it kind of matches the feeling
that everybody's got, you know what I mean? Like that,
because if you walk in and you're wearing like a
really strong scented and be like god damn. But if
you walk in and and you smell like like, they're like,

(34:33):
you walk by in and it instantly makes them think
of a fucking open field and fucking flowers and wind.
They're like, oh shit, who's wearing that? You know what
I'm saying. They want to come get next to you.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
There was an episode of Seinfeld okay and damn, how
did it go?

Speaker 1 (34:55):
What sense should I mind?

Speaker 2 (34:56):
This song? Kramer U had a He had a cologne
that smelled like the beach, So that that makes sense
as far as you know summertime. Damn, what was it?
I think they wanted him to to be a model
with the cologne. And then he got turned down. And

(35:17):
then I think maybe Jerry was dating a model that
was rocking it and she walked by him and he
was he like turned around and and you know, had
gave a look like I know, that's same type deal.
Seinfeld used to be a good as show.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
You know, I could barely get into it.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
It was the best.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
I just his cadence and the way he talked. He
used to book the show like, tell me, well, we're
gonna talk about today, we have to have something on
the show.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
It was a great show. Kid.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Yeah, Well, Kraimer was the one that made it though, Right,
that's the guy because when he'd run in and he'd
make his face and put I don't know, I think that.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
So what what I like about that, though, is that
you're right the hole on like the everybody made that show.
It wasn't like just one or two characters. It was
like everybody made that show. Even when it was uh,
what was the bald guy's name?

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Uhry, Jerry's Jerry's friend, Oh George.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Okay, so his dad in that show, which happens to
be Ben Steelers roll dad. When they did that episode
of Christmas and he would he had his uh his
festivus for the rest of us. And so instead of
putting up a fucking Christmas tree, it was just a
pole and they would put lights around the fucking pole.

(36:59):
Fucking hellhilarious. The soup one, the Super episode, No Souper
for you, fucking great.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Right, Elaine's dance, Oh yeah, dog Dad killed.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Us, all those little memorable ships right when she would dance.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Kid, What what.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Shows did you watch? What like? Did you watch Happy Days.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Back in the day when I was real little? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:22):
What about so obviously Levern and Shirley right after right right, I.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Mean you got your typical Happy Days Laverne and Shirley,
you got your love Bode Company. The Island three Three's
Company was a little bit a little too too mature
for me. I didn't get it at the time. Seeing
reruns as I became older, I saw what was funny
about it, all the sexual windows, right and stuff like that.

(37:49):
But when when I was young, I couldn't get it.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Look island, Yep, what else was there? Magnum p I
we were probably No, I wasn't into that. Yeah, I
could never really get it either.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
A team, A team, yeah, uh, you know, a show
and I don't know. I don't even I had to
be in my twenties. Probably that comes on like now
that I don't have cable anymore, right, the the TV
gives you their free channel. Samsung has like their own
free three channels, which is cool. There's a show that's

(38:31):
on there and it's on almost every night that that
you know you're gonna laugh because I know where it's
gonna go. But it's the show I used to watch religiously.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
And you the Golden Girls Living Single, Oh yeah, with
two d Queen Latifah.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Yeah, I watched that. I watched Martin.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
What was the What was the spin off of that show?
Which one a Living Single? Because it was a Hanging
with mister Cooper? Is that what it was?

Speaker 2 (39:06):
No, I don't think so. Hanging with mister Cooper was
before that. I think was it?

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (39:12):
The only spin off that I know of is the
uh the college one after the Cosbys Lisa Bonet went
to college. Oh yeah, yeah, uh Dwayne Wayne he had
the glasses, he had the round glasses and they folded up.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Different World, Different World. That was a great show.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
It was good. I never tell you I saw a
Sinbad a few years ago. Yo, Sinbad ain't doing good.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
He's still alive.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
He's still alive, but like he was in a chair
just hanging on more than hanging on, but you know,
because he's so big, really like tall, not that big
weight wise, but tall, like he was always a big man,
and so like him being in a chair. Just imagine
an NBA player in a chair, you know.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Yeah, very shock ass right, Yeah, that's crazy. What about
The Jeffersons Did you watch that?

Speaker 2 (40:15):
It was a little before my time, but yeah, before
your time. Yeah, that was before my time kids, So
it was like I mean when I say before my time,
they weren't new episodes when I watched them.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
There were new episodes when I was watching them. I'm young. Yeah, yeah,
that was on Channel.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Two then I didn't we didn't have Lopez money, we
didn't have cable.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Here we go go down that fucking road again. I
don't know who you were stealing cable from. Uh what
about Good Good Times? You watched that? Yeah? We talked
about that time. Alice, Oh my god, kiss my grits.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yeah, Alice was pretty good show.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
That was actually a very funny, well written show.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Yeah, Alice, it wasn't that like Base in Phoenix if
I remember right.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Yeah, something like that, like at a truck stop, right, yeah,
it was yeah, yeah Mel's Diner. Holy shit? What else
was on around like that?

Speaker 2 (41:19):
You ever watched mash.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yes? And that was all be like for us?

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Yeah. I couldn't get into it really. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
I thought that were really funny. Their timing was really good,
but there was a lot that I didn't understand at
that age, so I was never really like into it,
into it.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
But did you ever watch the variety shows like Carol Burnett,
Sonny and Share.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
We watched Sonny and Chaer and what was the other one?
Captain and toil Captain. You used to watch that shit
all the time. And then when we didn't have cable,
we were forced to watch This is Lawrence Wallk. And
here comes another polkbine for you.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Uh. We, my wife and I we were watching something
and they either they had a picture or it was
like an old video clip, I don't remember what it was,
and it was like a singer and we were looking
at it was was is that was he solid gold?
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Right?

Speaker 2 (42:20):
And then we were I saw the background, was like, yeah,
that's solid gold because I had the Solid Go dancers
in the background dancing to the song. You know, they
on different levels if you remember, they are like not stages,
but you know, just different dance areas. Fuck solid Gold.
There was oh uh Buck Rogers, Uh, Battlestar Galactica.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
It was the Battlestar Galactica.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
Was that what it was called Little Star Wars spin offs? Yeah,
it may have been Battlestar Galactica.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Did you watch on the Prairie? No? Was that? That
wasn't for me, kid, Yeah, my mama was white, so
that was that was her stretch to get back with
her people. I'm around too many damn Mexicans all the time.
I need some I need to white my life.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
H kung Fu.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Oh yeah, dog, I was a ship back in the day. Bro.
You go back and look at it now and you're like,
fuck you guys sucked. Like the choreography to do the
dance foods and I mean the fight scenes, oh my god,
they were terrible. But it was still a The show

(43:43):
was epic because there was nothing like that on TV
yea and that show was a hit for days.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Bro. If I remember in the movie. Wasn't Bruce Lee
supposed to be the dude and.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
It was actually his show. He wrote it. He wrote
many of the episodes apparently, and then they ended up
giving it to David Kerdine because he was he looked
more white. Because yeah, when you can snut and had

(44:14):
one of the greatest fucking lines, probably one of the
most repeated television lines in all of television history. Dude,
when you can snunch the pebble from my hand, it
will be time for you to go.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
And I remember when he would u when he got
those uh the burns in his forearms by lifting up
that pot.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Yeah, every that wasn't a theme song if I remember right,
because you saw it every episode.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Yeah, I think so, and everybody would be like, oh ship,
but I damn them. Kung Fubie with the.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Strong what my uncle who used to visit me in
the summers, we used to be all into kung fu
and stuff, and uh back then, you know, magazines were
very popular, right, and it used to be like karate
magazines and stuff. So we'd read like the magazines and
they have like articles on ninja's and you could buy

(45:10):
like ninja outfits to shoes. Yeah, and you can buy
like the little throwing stars.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
By the plastic nunchuks.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Well, I remember this one time we read that a
ninja when he walks does doesn't leave. Yeah, so we
had a little desert next door to our house.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Well that was that was actually on kung Fu too,
because he would walk on rice paper.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Okay, maybe we got it from that.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Yeah, And and he would walk real soft and.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
We do that all in the soft sand. Try to
walk around. You should be twenty degree weather.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
You should do that ship in my backyard. Bro. Oh shit,
oh look that no feetprint.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Uh huh uh uh.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Don't do that shit, You're gonna get caught. That ship
was great, though, How what else was there? Do you
watch the little rascals growing up?

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah? I mean I and nude? Of course I watched
the Batman Batman, Sam, Yeah, Electro Woman and Dinna.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Girl America's Greatest Hero.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
America's Greatest Hero with their hit title song yeah top forty,
and then Mark and Mindy Mark and Mindy shots bod
what the fuck that ever meant?

Speaker 1 (46:44):
You know?

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Here we are naming all these shows we watched. Couldn't
record them because there was no VCRs back then.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Yep, you had to watch it when it came on
or you were lost for a week.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Yeah, and and made time to be able to watch
these things.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Crazy because the next day you go to school and
did you watch it last? Fuck? Dude, I tried, I
got home too late. What happened? Oh, I'm not gonna
tell you. Gonna have to wait. Fuck And you had
to wait till your rich friends would invite you over
to watch their VC artists ship. They were there even
around then.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Not when we were actually growing up, growing up.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
That would have been like in later school eighteens.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Mid mid teens. Yeah, mmm, you had the laser disc player,
the big ass looked like records.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Oh yeah, yeah, you pull it out and its half
of the TV was the player be like god damn.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
And then there was the fight over the which was
more popular, the the VHA VHS or the Beta. Yeah,
and you would think the Beta would have would have
won that because they're just that much smaller, right, But
why did v Why the VHS?

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Because the VA chest was marketed better, That's all it is,
because they came out with the player faster.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
I think, Yeah, I had to be subtance. I'm not
doubting you.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Because did you ever find a beta player at Walmart?
I've never saw one.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
No, because by the time Walmart came around, Kmart then Sears. Yeah,
you're right, because you have to go to Sears.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
For all your electronic need. There's a bunch of TVs,
your refrigerators, your washing dryer. I've had more Ken Moore
products in my lifetime. Washer dryers, the fucking ovens, the stoves, refrigerators,
always Ken Moore. When I bought this house, go by,

(48:49):
just go buy Ken Moore. Go to Sears here before
it closed, Go get you a Ken More okay, mo.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Sears used to be on point dude. The tool department, yup, dude.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Craftsmen tools yep. Oh, they used to own Craftsmen for
a long time, like that was their brand. I guess
they when they started going downhill, they sold it.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
I think Loads sells it.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Yeah yeah, Load's bought it. It's bullshit, but it's cool.
I've got a lifetime warranty and all the ships.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
So yeah, but they ain't around no more.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Well they are, they're owned by Loads now right.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
That's the fucked up. Oh yeah, you got a great quarranty. Yeah,
but what if you ain't around no more? So, Uh,
we've been talking about this for a while, and somebody
sent us a letter. Somebody sent us an email. I
puted it out for us, okay, which I didn't think

(49:53):
it was for us at first because it says Tony
and mingo. So he just got the order wrong. No,
went right over your head, all right. So it says, hey,
thanks for doing this. I have my friends, but I

(50:19):
have my friends that I talked to, but I can't
bring up. I can't bring this up. They would never
let me live it down. And holy shit, what would
they say to my wife? And he says, I met
my wife while in high school and she was thin
and took really good care of herself. But she's put

(50:41):
on some weight and I understand. But the other day
she bent over and her shirt came up. Oh, she
had a patch of hair growing up her back. I
don't want a hugger because if I touched the hair,

(51:03):
I don't know how I'll act. Please help signed in
the weeds. So I guess he wants help to tell
his wife about her patch of hair on the back.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Yes, well, hair just doesn't grow all of a sudden,
does it.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
I think that. Yeah, I think hair like it could
be like maybe maybe she was shaving it before because
she knew what was their and she just hasn't shaved
it in a while, and now it's growing back a
little thicker and darker. Have you ever been with a

(51:53):
with a chicken? She have a nipple hair and she
reaches down and pulls except fucker. Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
No, I can't say that I have, at least not
that I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Maybe she got to it before you could see it.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
So Okay, you're the married one. So how would you
if there was something going on with your wife that
she needed to do a dress? Would you give her hands?
Would you just tell her?

Speaker 2 (52:28):
You tell them in a kind way, of course, but
how do you approach.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
That and tell them? N Hey, honey, the other day
I saw you bent over and I saw the field
of dreams on your back, Like, what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (52:45):
No, what you would say is I know you'd want
me to tell you this just in case somebody else
saw it. Ok, you've got some hair growing on your back?
Or where is it locate?

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Yeah? On her on her lower back, lower back, so
like her tram stamp area.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
So we might wanna you might wanna get a wax,
or if we if you want me to shave it
for you. Here, here's a picture of it. Snap. Here
you go.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
What if you just avoid all that, buy yourself some
nare keep it on your side of the bed, let
her fall asleep, and just put some narrow on her back.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Wipe it off. Hope she's not allergic to that shit.
Just smell the burn does never burn?

Speaker 1 (53:36):
I never use it. Yeah, yeah, I get because it's
burning it out of the root. Is that the whole point?

Speaker 2 (53:42):
I don't know if it's burning the root. I just
I actually just think it's burning the surface. That's how
we move the air. It burns it off.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
So you just think he just needs to pull back
the fucking and just tell her nicely though.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Well, yeah again, if it was me, you know, because
my wife says, if you ever see something, you need
to let me know. I'm not trying to go out
in these streets looking funking anyway.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Being all sascratched back. You don't use their me.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
I use their use ther for my nose hairs, your
nose hairs. Yeah, I put an air up in my
nose with a cute tip. Boom boom. Let us sit
for about five minutes.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
That's probably why you all boogery dog that she's gonna
fuck up your nose worse. She's gonna fuck up your
nose worse than cocaine. Bro.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
You my brother said that he wouldn't put up with
his nose because it's a it's a chemical. Yeah, but yeah, you're.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Gonna end up with like that, that fucking hole on
the side of your nose, like people that have done cocaine.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
I'll tell you what, kid, do it once.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Do it once. Trust me when I say do it once.
Are you a machine?

Speaker 2 (55:00):
I do.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
I don't think those thes work.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
I've tried them.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Well, you probably, but bro, come on, is your hair
is probably, you know, a little more loggish than mine,
so maybe they're maybe you just need a machine with
a little more girl.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Doc. I've you know, I used Q tips, Okay, I
put it on a Q tip and I put it
in my nose. I just like dap it, damp it
in certain areas. Five minutes later, I go in.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
With a fresh Q tip, wipe away all the blood.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
And just in a like you do with that machine.
Go in a circle and do when you pull that out,
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Bro Tony, when you do that, you're not putting fucking
that ship on the tip of the fucking Q tip
right like you're putting it on the on the side
of the cue tips going in and rubbing the ground right. Yeah,
Holy shit, Tony, it works. You need to go and

(56:11):
haven't waxed that ship and just rip it. I've tried that,
man up.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
I've tried. It doesn't work. Well. I've tried doing it
myself and it don't work.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
And h take your dad to go ahead. Look you huh.
He's sniffing fucking chemicals.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
I don't breathe through my nose while I'm doing it.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
He's turning the inside of his nose into roast beef.
There's no idea what he's doing.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
I'll tell you. And it burns after for like a
couple of hours too, it does burn. I ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Holy shit, Tony, that's scary. How's it scary?

Speaker 2 (57:02):
That's what it's for.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
No, read the instructions. It's for your leg, it's for
the outside of your body.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
I'm not putting it inside my body.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
You sure you are?

Speaker 2 (57:13):
I did do. It's just right there, kid, just you
you can see it ain't no different from you putting
a weed whacker in your nose.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
When you put the when you put in the Q tip. Okay,
how much of the Q tip can you see? Uh,
let's say this is a Q tip. Let's say that.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Okay, I can see. I put in the entire length
of the actual Q tip itself the tip, so the
cotton swapped. But it's not like the the lotion is
at the tip. It's like you say, I do a
bead around the center.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
But you realize that's about that fucking long, right, Okay,
that's not just a tip, Tony. Just the tip would
be like like that, that would that's just a tip.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
I'm not putting that in.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
You just said that. You put in the whole the
whole thing.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Yeah, but the tip doesn't have the medication.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
You don't think when you go back in there with
a clean one to wipe it out, that you're shoving
some of that.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
No. No, because I start at the bottom, I push
it against the bottom, I go in a circular motion
and I bring it all out.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
He can't do he Tony cannot admit that he could
do anything wrong, no hate, nostril all burnt out.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
And yes, that's probably why my boogers be like right now,
be slipping out because.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Because they got nothing to hang on to, just all
slippery meat inside your nose. Holy shit, Tony. And then
you're at work smelling all the mother chemicals all day long.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Now that now that's worse than the there so yes, no.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Because you're actually shoving your air into your.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
First of all, again, I do not breathe through my
nose when I'm doing it. Come on, you don't listen, listen, listen, listen.
That's how I breathed when I got there in my nose,
through my mouth.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
You know how we could tell that you were doing
that through your mouth cause we don't hear the boogers?
Now did you gotta stop doing that shit, Tony? You're
gonna fuck yourself up that that shit is not cool.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Let me ask you a question. Okay, I put nair
in my nose carefully, don't breathe in when I do it,
wipe it clean. Okay. And you're saying that's dangerous black
and I I understand where you're coming from. Okay, But

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yet you can sit there and get tattoos with needles,
jab it ink into your flesh, and you ain't got
a problem with that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
No, because the needles are brand new and sterile, so
I don't have any.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
You're you're putting ink inside your skin.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Ink, correct, But you're using chemicals that are used for
burning hair off of your body. So okay, so let
me ask you this. Okay, you you you put some
on the outside of the Q tip. We've established that
you don't put it on the tip. You go in,

(01:00:42):
you wipe it around, right, Okay, let us sit for
a while. Holy shit, have starting to burn tying to
wipe it off. You go in there new a new
Q tip or the other side of the queue tip,
go in and you wipe it off, correct? Do you
then get another one with a little bit of water
on it and wipe and wrens No.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Not At that point in time, I blow my nose
several times to make sure to get it all out.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
On the only I guess the scary part of it is,
is it, yes, I get tattooed, that it would take
a long time for anything that was in that ink
to get anywhere important in my body that could hurt
me makes sense and it doesn't go in deep enough
to get into my bloodstream. Okay, you're putting chemicals that

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burn inches away from your brain, and you, for some
reason you think that's okay, Like it's hard for me
to judge because you know, cocaine whatever, drugs and gasoline

(01:01:58):
and you know all kinds of chemicals. But again, could
be the reason why I'm saying, hey, you might want
to rethink shoving some fucking flaming. It's again, hair burner again.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
You stick your nose, You stick your finger your nose
when you pick it right, Yeah, okay, that's safe. Would
you say?

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
All right? Because that area per se is not crucial.
It's not like you're sticking your your finger up your
butt for example, and going actually going inside of you.
You're right here where your nose hairs grow, is not
necessarily going inside you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
But fuck that tony you you said right here, right
like he's like he's literally putting the tip of his
finger at the at the base of his nose, look
right right up and here. Yeah, No, that's that's not
you're inside your head at that point. No, okay, let

(01:02:59):
me ask you a question. Is this inside your mouth? No,
just inside your mouth. No, how about that. Yeah, that's
inside your mouth, right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
You're getting there, yeah, but yeah, okay, you're inside your mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Okay. So that's inside your fucking nose, and you're putting
burning chemicals in your nostril inches away from your brain,
your eyes, and the packet clearly says keep away from
your eyes, or probably says don't eat it, don't don't

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don't do me nine of it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Yeah, I'm not consuming it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Yeah, you kind of are. Okay. So after you blow
your nose thoroughly, okay, do you then go in with
a water cute tippers?

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
No? At that time, I'll take a shower.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
So what you're saying is is that you never chase
it with water.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Well, in the shower, I do. I clean my nose,
you know, you know, the showers running and put my
fingers in the air.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
I still constantly clean their nose from the outside. So
when you say you clean your nose, you're telling me
that you shove your fingers in your nose and clean.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
It out when I use the air. Probably, I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
That's a no, because you probably Yeah, that's well.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Because I can't. I don't. I can't recall if I
specifically when I shower after I use it, if I
shove my finger up my nose, but I know I'm
cleaning everything out, well, I.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Would just say that, because you know, most people that
would dare to do something that fucking different would know
their regiment about I did. I'm gonna shove this flaming
Q tip in my nostril, and I'm gonna let it
sit and burn my hair down to the follicles for

(01:04:52):
a few minutes, and then I'm gonna shove the other
side in and of my fucking cannon swab and wipe
it out to make sure that I get what I
think is all of it out. Blow my nose aggressively, aggressively, right,
and then I'm going to get in the shower. But

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I'm not sure if I whatever it's just chemicals.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Ever you any y anny clean eggs? Open here?

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Where's your nose dripping to? I wonder what's happening there.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
It's been a while since I've done it, so as
you know, let's say I do it four times a year,
four maybe five times a year.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
That's four or five times a year more than most people.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
I don't think a lot of people would dare to
use now on their on their nose. I you know what,
I there may be one one in a thousand. I
wouldn't even go as far as to say one in
ten thousand people that may use nair in their nostril.

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And you, my friend, are that one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Don't hate?

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
I'm just it just blows my mind, all right. So
I just googled. Yeah, look a little wow, look at that.
So yeah, small PSA, do not use nair to remove
your nosehirs. It says that it's the very first thing

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that comes up on Google.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Oh he even says, so yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Let's see what it says, because now I'm interested. Now
they got me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
I couldn't leave it in for the full length I
was supposed to. So it just burned like a bastard
raight from the kid go, and the pain just got
worse and worse, and even now, like two hours later,
it's shockingly bad. Also, I have this horrible smell just
embedded in my brain and I'm kind of worried it

(01:07:35):
won't go away. Ever, it's kind of like burning garbage
crossed with rotting grass. Oh, and it didn't, and I
and I didn't really think beforehand. How I was gonna
get it out, Rookie, to go outside in the freezing
cold rain and blast freezing cold water. Why couldn't they

(01:07:57):
just do it in the bedroom or in the bathroom?
Slight upside it. Apparently it was hilarious, but zero out
of ten would not recommend to do it again.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
Rookie, he was doing it all wrong. He was. He
didn't set himself up properly to for a beginning to
end assignment. Like I said, I'm ready. I got my
Q tips, I got my kleenex, and I got the
shower boom Q tip, put it in Q tip, take

(01:08:32):
it out, aggressively blow your nose, do not breathe through
your nose this entire time, and take a shower.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Good to go? Oh, here you go. How many bottles
of narrow does it take to quit being a hairy beast?

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Yeah? They all say to avoid ne're bro Holy shit?
How do I get rid of near burn overnight?

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
And I'm assuming neir burn is you've kept it on
too long. Probably I'm doing it correctly.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Here now I'm at a website that says how to
remove nose hair safely. Waxing nose hair a phrase with
many people might find scary. But if you have long
nose air that you want to get rid of, nose

(01:09:48):
waxing could be the fastest way to do this. Plus
it is the best form of nose hair removal. And should.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
And should okay, hold on, time out out. What is wax?

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
What is wax?

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Yeah, what's wax?

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
It's wax.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
It's like is it not a chemical?

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
No, it's like bees wax, like wax like candles.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
That's not what That's not the type of wax they use.
They use these plastic balls, little wax balls. They use
wax balls, wax balls that you have to melt. That
is a chemical. It's not natural. It's man made chemically.

(01:10:35):
Hold can I speak No, it is You're right, it
is made. But is it made to go into your body?
As you said telling me that's what I do with
my nair. It's meant to wax your on the exterior
of your body. You're at you put in other words,
you're putting wax into your nose, which is a chemical. Correct,

(01:10:58):
a hot chemical that's supposed to go into your nose,
filling all the cracks, dry up, cool down, dry up,
and get pulled out. So everything you're telling me that
I'm doing wrong in regards to then air, you're doing
the same thing. You're burning your nose because it's going hot.
You're using a chemical to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
But it's a chemical that's made for not to.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Go inside your body. It's not how's that? How is
waxmant to go? Then?

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
How does an esthetician get approved and and okayed by
whatever whoever handles the barbary whatever to say that it's
okay okay? I don't know, not like they're gonna say they're, oh,
that's a fine chemical. To know they have to go
through all of that, all that process of chemical.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
It's still a chemical. Wax is still a chemical. No,
come on, you're trying to eat little wax balls? What
are wax balls made out of wax?

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Look? How to get rid of nose hair safely? Trimming, cutting, plucking, burning,
and laser hairy moole. Why don't you do that? You
shove a laser at your nostril. I mean, it's not
like it's close to your brain or nothing. That's crazy, Tony.
I can't believe that you would do that. Shit.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
Mmm.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
So they have different ones bro hard wax, soft, wax
roll on wax uh and then they have uh roll
on wax. They have post wax care, wax warmer, sugar paste,
waxing kits, wax ex severies. You know what we should do.
We should invite somebody on to wax your nose here

(01:12:50):
on the show. So what do you say? You down?

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Hell? No, why not? Don't need that? Never? It works
great for me.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
I'm just trying to save your life. Dog. I want
you to be around.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
And I don't think shoving chemicals in your nostrils is
gonna have.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Wax chemicals the same you cause you want to shove
that that uh fasting blade in your nose, I don't
want to break downs and could cut your nose up.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
How does it cut your nose up?

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Isn't it a blade?

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Yeah, but it's it's rounded and it's made for it's
got like a little shield.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
It could fail, it could rust because you probably don't
take care of it. You don't, you don't disinfect it
after every use, and you're putting it in your nose
and next thing you know, you're gonna have gang green
in your nose.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
I bet you Gangreen do better than your than your
holding your nose eating away. You're you're rotting flesh and
ship you end up like Michael Jackson, gonna need one
of them fake noses, and ship will put off and
it's just a Have you ever seen those people no
that they do so much cocaine they have to wear
a fake nose?

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
Well, I know, but I have seen a dude who
did so much cocaine that like his nose looked like
a flat tire.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
Oh yeah, almost the same thing. Yeah, yeah, uh, let's see.
Oh cocaine nose. That's crazy. Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
It looked real bad.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
Oh see, I don't want you to look like that, dude.
Come on, man, I'm telling you like a skeleton. I'm
telling you. Don't even stop doing that ship dude. Ah
mm hmm. Oh okay, I'm gonna stop looking at that ship.

(01:15:02):
We have nightmares. That's crazy. Bro. You don't use that
shit anymore, just your nose. You don't tell me you
don't use that for your ears. No, I waxed my ears,

(01:15:25):
so why would you wax your ears and near your nose?

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Because I told you I tried waxing my nose once
and it didn't work.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Oh, you got all them strong nose there.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
No, well I did if I remember. What I did
was I put wax on a que tip and I
put it in my nose and I let it dry,
cold down and dry, and then you just according to
the videos, you're supposed to just put yank it out.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Well, when I yanked it out, just the stick came
out and everything was steal in my nose. So I
don't know if I didn't use enough wax. I don't
know if you have to use a special you feel me?

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Well, you're supposed to the ones that I've seen. All
the videos I've ever seen, are they use the like
the tongue depressors, the little stick doctors.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Using ice cream sticky obstacle.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
Yeah, you put the fucking wax in there and shove
that the wax, let it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Dry, and yeah, I didn't try to, Like I said,
I tried to.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
I'm telling you dude too, Let's get somebody come do
it for you here on the show, do you kid?
My nose is good, bro, so is.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
My I got allergies. I got allergies.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Sounded like you was snorting water right now?

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
Do you have you got your hair?

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
I only have like two that grow out, and as
soon as they grow out, I see him and I
pluck them.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
Yeah, but by the time you see him, it's too late.
Everybody's seen him already.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
No, because it's just a very tip like I look
every day. Make sure I don't let that shit get
out of hand.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
I will tell you this. One time, I had a
piece of thread from my baseball cap the bill of
my hat, yeah, like dangling in front of my eye.
So I was like rubbing the bill trying to get
rid of the thread, trying to like I was gonna
pull a thread off the bill, right, And every time
I did it, the thread was still there. So I

(01:17:45):
actually took my hat off and the thread was still there.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
It was your eyebrow.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
It was an eyebrow hair. Kid.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
I get one that grows off the tip of my nose,
like just like right in here, and it's a really
thin thing and almost translosent hair. And I could feel
it like like the window and it's like tickling my nose.
And you gotta like I'm standing in the mirror, like
moving my head all around so that the light catches
it right or else I can't. I can't plug it

(01:18:15):
because I can't see it, right, So I'm sitting there
trying to fucking move my hand around get the right
light to find it. It could take hours. Like where's
fucking waldo? It's fucking crazy shit you gotta deal with
when you get old job Jesus Christ, you ain't.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
You gotta tell me, jeez.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
And here you go snorting fucking there. That's just great, Tony.
You gotta stop doing that shit. That shit, that's it. Honestly,
that's scary to me. That's a that's some fucking crazy
ass chemical fool. How long you been doing it?

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
Probably good two years now and just once or twice
a year, no more like three times a year.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Fuck, because bro, dude, it works. Your nose is smooth,
somooth kid.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
But the thing is that it's not supposed to be smooth.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
Yes, you're right. I mean obviously it grows because for
a reason, right, But Yo, when it starts to get
when it starts to peek out, it's like what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
He said, when it starts to whistle, when you take
a deep.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Breath, when you're like, what's that black thing on a
tip of my nose? And it's the hair that's popping out?
It's like, oh man, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
Dude, September. You know what that means? Christmas is three
months away.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Damn. I didn't even think about it that way. I
ain't here. I thought you was gonna say it's my
birthday month.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
I thought about it, but I thought it would be
a little more punch if I said Christmas is around
the corner. Yeah, had kid, Holy shit, I you know,
I kind of missed the fact that, like, what is
that one that one thing that everybody wants and you
have to go to the store and you have to

(01:20:15):
be there and and get ready to you know, bump
elbows and get that motherfucker. You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
And I'll be honest with you, I don't think we've
ever done that, Like I had to get that one
popular gift that everyone's getting in right, fight for it. No,
I don't think we've ever done that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
Is because they already had it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
I mean we've gone to to Toys r us you know,
on on a weekend night and fill up two carts.
But as far as that, sorry, but as far as
fight for something, no, I don't do, you know, I
mean not physically.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
But I think I've been to I've been to Toys
r Us several times in my life and I still
don't think I filled up two cards. So for you
to do it in a weekend, that's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Well you got it. It's not just my kids, though,
you gotta remember, it's just other kids, Like do you
plus I love my kids?

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
I mean, hey, well, I'll tell you what I'm gonna
give you my kids unless you could love them too.
What I was gonna say was, do you did you
guys ever go out and be part of the fucking
Black Friday antics?

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
I never did?

Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
Your wife? Has you know what?

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
I can't? I can't for sure say unfortunately, because she
always worked on the Friday after Thanks, Okay, so I'm
not gonna say yes. I just don't remember. If she's
ever part she probably has partaken in it, and you
know she's like a hard pass on it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
That would that would that would really suck having to
work that Friday as a male person, having to go
drop off mail while everybody's out doing that shit, or
like having to go to businesses drop off mail and
have to see all those people acting and fool out
in public.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Well you got to remember, though businesses are generally closed
that Friday, So it is just residential homes that she's
going to.

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
You know, they're usually open that that that Friday. That's
why it's called black Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
You're talking about retail, right, Oh okay, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Right, yeah, that would be How crazy would that be? Though?
Like she'd had to walk in like to stop at
every fucking Walmart and CBS and shit of the bump
fucking embles with everybody like CBS can was along has
come a long way as far as as like that.
Sometimes they have they have games and and ship that

(01:23:09):
you don't think that they would have that you need
to have for for a kid, and they have them, really,
but nobody stops to think to go.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
Never in a million years yep.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Yeah, And now there's no fucking toys r us. So
where do you go Walmart? And Walmart don't want you
at the stores. They want you to do everything online Amazon.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
I'm still stuck, and you will go Christmas shopping and
CBS and.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Greens sometimes sometimes on Christmas Eve. Now you know what
this is, Like, I'm usually done and done in October
or we're gonna have to see it. Wud be a
rough year. Everybody can get might get some. IOU's damn rough.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Christmas is three months away?

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
Crazy, huh.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
No, Christmas is four months away, man, Come on September, October, November, December.
That's four months.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
We're already in September, October, November.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
We ain't in September and Christmas at the end of December.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
Mayday.

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
We got half a year.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Still three half a year.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
It's four months.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna buy you NARROI I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
Buy your wax kip this year already got one kid.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
Buy a bunch of popsicle sticks. That's fucking crazy. So
now that your kids are adult, Christmas is gonna be
easier for you. You just gotta really maintain with all
the younger ones in the family now that they're older.
Does the cost of Christmas go up for you or
does it go lower? Or do you maintain one you've

(01:24:52):
always done?

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
Costwise, I think it's still the same. It's just instead
of like it's have a couple of expensive toys, it's
more like a bunch of different clothes.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
But as I stated a couple of episodes ago, it's
gonna be a lot easier this year because of the
Christmas fund. Y'all should have jumped on that bandwagon when
I first mentioned it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
Yeah, and shame on you for not doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
Gonna be it's gonna be an easier Christmas for me.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
Mm hmm. That's good. I'm glad you did that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
That's gone saying you're gonna do it for next year.

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
That's gonna that's gonna change it for you. That'll be
real good.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
It'll save me a lot of headaches. Seeing them receipts
coming in every other day.

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
Give me the chills thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
But for my for for my daughter, we're getting her
the new iPhone for her birthday. And dude, I was
disclose to ordering her to do that. The iPhone, the
newest one I was out, which was the fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
Dude, you didn't even buy her the latest version.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
Well, the sixteen comes out in ten.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
Days, twelve days, so did you wait the ten days until.

Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
I'm going to wait ten days? Good, it doesn't come
out till September tenth, but.

Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
Are you gonna get it to the sixteen? Then?

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Ok?

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
Yeah. Luckily I was speaking to a nephew and somehow
I got brought up and uh uh he was like, Yo,
you gotta the sixteenth coming out? Are you serious? So
we were still debating on whether to get her to
fifteen or the sixteen because she's not necessarily one that cares,

(01:26:40):
you know, But it's because of the newest technology and stuff.
I decided to wait and the colors, dude, colors off
the hook on these new phones.

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
Yeah, it's about time that they started. Yeah, kind of
delving into that. That's going to change the game for
them a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
I think she might go for the prople one.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
That's what minus.

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
I think mine's purple had a purple phone.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
Yeah, I did, because they had it was when I
went to go get it, they only had a few
colors in Purple was one of them.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
It's a different purple though. It's like a light think
uh spring think uh colored eggs. That's what they remind
me of.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
Oh it's like a pastel. Yeah, it's that silver tone underneath. Yeah,
I know, show them up nice.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
So that so she's got to wait for her birthday present.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
Oh, I and it's sixteenth will be out in time
for my birthday, Tony.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Well, here's here's the other funny thing. She's got the
iPhone X. I think or eight. No, she said. I
think she said it was an eight, the eight eight
or an ex Okay, how old is that? I did
exs to ten, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
So she's like eight behind you?

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
No, six behind? If there's the sixteen.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
If the exs are ten, then yes, she's six behind.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
I don't. I don't think she got the eight. Didn't
I have the eight?

Speaker 1 (01:28:10):
I think? So do what you have now?

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
No, this is the fourteen?

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
Okay? Nice?

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
So she's coming up strong.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
Are you getting into the foldable one iPhones?

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
On my dad?

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
They do?

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
No, they don't. Okay, that's Android whatever phone whatever. Motorola.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
I thought they were coming out with one that was foldable.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
Not that I heard of. I don't think the sixteen
is foldable, that's for sure, because I already looked at him.

Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
Shoot, you might have to wait longer. She's like, shut
up me and go.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
Did you rock the motorolas with the two way?

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
Which one's the little chirp?

Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
You use it as a spoophone? Dude?

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
Those were the ship back in the day.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
Those were so great.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
I had to keep that ship on mute though half
the time at work, because motherfuckers know you gotta hate dick,
how's that rash? Fucking fumbling for your phone and people
are looking at.

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
You like, oh, bro, that chirp oh man. Communications used
to be so easy. Oh it was the best guess
to get a hold of somebody real quick. Yeah, a
lot lot of Man, those things used to be the best.

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
Did you ever get into? Uh? The other ones that
they had, the they were on T mobile, the sidekick
where it was it was you'd look at it sideways
to flip it and underneath it had a little kids
had that. Yeah, I could never get it too. I
never had one of those. But when I was in radio,
that's those were the things that they came about, and

(01:30:02):
it was like record people were buying buying those for all,
like the program directors of the radio stations and ship.
I was like, damn, I want to fucking I want
to sidekick Funny.

Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
We were talking about TV shows earlier, my wife and I.
We started one yesterday and I think they already got
four seasons, so we're you know, I don't know when
it first came out. You ever heard of a show
called from from Yeah, so it's scary, all right, it

(01:30:34):
might be your wheelhouse. Okay, it's a small town. All right, Okay,
check for some reason, if you drive into the small town,
you can't drive out.

Speaker 1 (01:30:47):
Yes, and like the the I can't remember his name,
but like a but like the black dudes, like a
mayor or something.

Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
He's the sheriff of the Yes, yeah, he drove in once,
couldn't drive out. He's stuck there.

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
And then oh and then uh yeah because one guy
was at the bar and didn't make it home in time.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Yes, that was the first episode.

Speaker 1 (01:31:12):
Yeah, I think I've seen the first Okay, I don't
think I've seen much more than that.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
So there are these monsters, they call them monsters. Okay,
they can only come out at night, so during the
day had to go lucky country town. As soon as
the sun starts going down, you got to get home.

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
You're done.

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
Okay. Now they haven't explained that what why this is.
But there's a rock that you hang by your front door,
and because of that rock, they can't come inside. Yeah,
don't ask.

Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
Well that was like back in the day, if if
it was biblical, if you had the red swipe over
your door, uh whatever plug it was, wouldn't come and
fuck with you.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
Okay, they could come in if you let them in, like,
not necessarily invite them. But what they did was all
the doors are closed, all the windows are closed, and
they can't open them for whatever reason. But if you
left the door open or if you left the window open,
they're coming in.

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
So now the reason why I say they call them
monsters is because yes, they will kill you slowly apparently,
and make you suffer all that kind of good stuff.
But they look just like regular people initially when they're
trying to get in, they look like a regular person.

(01:32:46):
They come knocking on your door like a normal person.
So in this first episode, this family was driving through.
They came in an RV. They had an accident. RV
fell into a ditch. The son couldn't move because he
broke his leg. Lack of a better description, right, So

(01:33:08):
if nighttime was coming, so the sheriff and a medic,
the father and the son were in the RV and
they were trying to help the son. The wife and
the daughter got they got sent away, So darkness came
and they can hear people talking outside and they dis

(01:33:30):
may have brought a rock. So he's like, as long
as we have this, we're safe in here.

Speaker 1 (01:33:35):
But the dude.

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
The father had no idea what's going on. He don't know.
He just knows he's gotten to a car accident. So, bro,
here's where here's where's where it gets scary. Uh. So
they started knocking on the window and they're like, hey,
you guys in there, you need help. We can help you.
And so the father's like, hey, you want to let

(01:33:56):
them in. You know, they're gonna help us. And the
Sheriff's like, no, we can't let them in. And they're
knocking on, Hey, you guys are right, you know, just
just open the door and we'll come. We'll help you
guys out. And the father's like, you're gonna let them in.
The Sheriff's like we can't, and the father's like, I'll
let them in there. So he gets up and starts
walking to the door and the sheriff has to wrestle

(01:34:18):
him down and he puts them in like a headlock,
like a sleeper hole, right, and he's like, yo, we're
not letting them in. They're not who you think they are.
They're gonna they'll kill us. They're monsters, and dudess like,
what are you talking about. So they had to explain
everything to him. But bro, that's why it's scary, because
it's like they're normal people. Another another episode, like some

(01:34:39):
people that are running to get to a house because
it was already dark, and dude, there's like five of
them on a patio walking towards the front door. They're
like hey, and they start calling people by name, Hi, Michelle,
remember me? And they have no idea who it is.
But how do they know my name? Type deal. So
the reason I'm saying this is because this morning I

(01:35:02):
had to bring my trash cans in. Trash is Wednesdays
at my house, Okay, so my trash cans were left
out overnight. So this morning, three o'clock in the morning,
you know, I go to bring them in and I
brought them into side gates and I still had some

(01:35:22):
trash left over from the party. So I you know,
you know, I was doing some work on the side
of the house, right and I was making some noise
because there's a lot of beer cans and stuff. You know,
they're crunching sound. So I'm like, damn, man, I hope
I'm not gonna wake up the neighbors. Back when Hilla
and I were dating and we used to spend the
night at my house. My neighbor I had Filipino neighbors

(01:35:44):
that would crushed cans, like at seven in the morning,
six in the morning cans they bring home these big
ass bags of aluminum and crush the cans. And dude
used to drive us up a wall. And that's what
it reminded me of. So I'm thinking, you know, I
hope nobody I'm making so much noise, you know, even
though it's my house. So anyways, I had to walk.
I walked out my front door to get to the

(01:36:06):
trash cans to put them on in the side of
my house. So I had to go back outside my
gate to the front of the house to go back
through my front door. Right, So as I opened up
the gate, I'm thinking to myself, Man, I hope I
didn't wake anybody up. And they get mad and start
walking towards me, And then I start thinking about this show,
Like what do these nice people start walking up to me? Bro,

(01:36:28):
It's been a long time since I've been scared. I
ran inside my house, kid, dead ass kid. I was scared.

Speaker 1 (01:36:41):
So it's amazing how fucking fast your mind fucking flips
on you, right, bro, scared kid I thought you were
gonna tell me. It was like the scared, like the crazies.
I was walking back and there was some dude standing
across the street with a bat over so just looking
at me, start running towards me. Fuck that dude.

Speaker 2 (01:37:04):
I was scared. I ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (01:37:08):
I saw that Bruce Willis movie you told me about
the last time. Remember what it was called.

Speaker 2 (01:37:17):
I told you about a Michael Keaton movie.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
That's why I met Goes Away or something.

Speaker 2 (01:37:22):
What you think?

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
It wasn't bad? It wasn't bad. Better than an M.
M Night Shyamalan movie. But it was all right. It
was all right. I haven't found much. There's one right
now on Apple TV called Mad Monkey.

Speaker 2 (01:37:38):
Yeah. I started to watch it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
What do you think about it?

Speaker 2 (01:37:40):
Uh, I'm gonna watch it because they say it's good.
I watched like half of the first episode.

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
I like it because it's Vince Vaughn and just he's
just so his dry humor. Right. I enjoy it, But
but it takes a minute, and for a series it
might be too much right going forward, but right now
still not that bad. And they're only putting it out

(01:38:09):
like every Wednesday, a new one comes out.

Speaker 2 (01:38:11):
Oh is that right?

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
Yeah, so they're not all just loaded, so you'll get
to see one then you gotta wait. But right now
there's four. There's four out right now, and.

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
I'm gonna wait, yeah, because I just we were talking
about at the party. We were talking about Cobra Kai.
Oh yeah, because the new is New is season's out right.
So I started watching it and I got up to
like the fourth episode and then done, and it's done.
You gotta wait till next week. And I was like, oh,
I thought the whole thing was out already.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
I thought that too. I was what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
Dog? I was like, oh man, there's a show on
Apple TV that I started watching. It's I don't really
like shows from other countries because of the accents, right,
not a fan. You know.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
The worst part about that whole thing, it's like they
only have two or three people that dub So all
the movies from other countries that are dubbed, it's all
the same three people dubbing them.

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
Well, this is still in English, so it's not dubbed.
It's like from London, but they just have the English accent, okay,
so I don't you know there they're phrases and their
words and then add the accent on top of it.
It's sometimes it's just hard to follow.

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
Gotcha.

Speaker 2 (01:39:28):
It's called slow horses.

Speaker 1 (01:39:31):
Slow horses.

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
It's like three seasons already. I think, Okay, not bad
now these are This is my kind of show. It's
about it's about over there. Their form of the CIA
or FBI is called M M I five or M five.

Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
AM I six.

Speaker 2 (01:39:50):
No, it's definitely a five M five. Uh. This group
are people that kind of screwed up in M five,
made a mistake, so they can't be in a sense
trusted to do what they're supposed to do, so they
go they're put into this other area, so they're they're

(01:40:11):
considered the screw us. But it's not in a comical way.
It's just there's just screw ups. They just they messed up.
Whatever they did was so bad that they're like, yo,
we're not going to fire you. You just got to
go to the other section.

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
We're not gonna choose you last. But it's going to
be close.

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
So it's not bad. It's kind of hard to follow,
but it's pretty good. It's in the you know, I
kind of like these type of shows like twenty four well,
you gotta. Really it's there's it's there's nothing funny about it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
It's you know, it's situational funny instead.

Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
No, not funny at all. There's no comedy at all.
It's just again the premise of them being the screw ups.
They're called slow Hosts because that's the name of their
group because they're considered slow, right, but they're not funny. Again,
it's not I gotta.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
I want to say that I've seen an episode or
started to I can't remember, but I'm kind of like
that too, Like sometimes just a man, I don't want
to work that hard to watch TV if I got
to fucking figure out what you're talking about, like really,
like like.

Speaker 2 (01:41:21):
I don't know if I did ever mentioned a show
called rabbit Hole. Yes, the one with Yeah Now, that's
a good show. It's actually a little too complicated, layer
after layer after layer, but that's like my kind of show.

Speaker 1 (01:41:38):
Really, yeah, wow. I would think that you'd want something
that was just kind of simple and blah here kind
of like no, I think after a full day, like
you just don't want to sit in unwind fucking movies
like that, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:41:59):
I will do the shows that I watched, like on
Saturday with my hold Dady's working, and I'm able to
sit there and watch it like when I come up
with work. No, yeah, you're right, I can't. I'm not
paying attention to stuff like that. Right, whatever's on TV's background,
got it?

Speaker 1 (01:42:12):
Yeah, I'm kind of like that. And then Saturday or
my day off or whatever. Then it's like, all right,
what's really going on? I can't think of anything that
I've watched lately. Oh I watched that new one with
uh uh, what's Ben Affleck's best friend's name, actor Matt Damon. Yeah,

(01:42:35):
with Matt Damon and Casey Affleck.

Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
Yes, I saw that.

Speaker 1 (01:42:38):
It's not bad.

Speaker 2 (01:42:39):
No, I didn't watch it. I saw. I know what
you're talking.

Speaker 1 (01:42:41):
You saw it's not bad, dude? Is it? It's not
a bad movie. There was another one that started. There
was a decent premise, and I can't think of what
it is right now.

Speaker 2 (01:42:54):
We saw the three part three episode thing on Scott Peterson.

Speaker 1 (01:42:59):
Oh yeah, I watched that too.

Speaker 2 (01:43:00):
That was actually pretty good. That chick that he was
messing around with the she did it, man, Broy, she did,
but yo, she got done wrong. So I can't blame her. Yeah,
and I remember all that happening when he had that
side piece because it was always in the news and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:43:19):
What was her name?

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:43:23):
Fuck, that's fucked up. It happened, and it was in
the media for so long, and then we just watched
the show and can't remember the side piece's name. Crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:43:35):
Did you watch the end when his family talking about
when he got uh found guilty and they were leaving
the courthouse. No, it was his sister, his mom, and
I take her his sister's husband. She was saying. And
as she's talking, because as she's narrating it, they showed
it like actual footage. She was saying that they were

(01:43:58):
taking him to like a side door that they thought
they'd be able to jump in the car and leave
all they like, they put him on the other side
of the courthouse, put him outside and had him walk
the entire length of the courthouse with all the reporters.
Dirty dog Dad had me screaming, kid, they did a wrong, kid.

Speaker 1 (01:44:17):
Fucking dirty.

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
But you And and what's also jacked up is she
was saying that they're still trying to get him free. Yeah,
they still think he's into it. Yeah, like, come on, girl,
my man bought a boat that didn't tell anybody and
took it out on Christmas Eve.

Speaker 1 (01:44:39):
Yeah, But the thing is is that they make it
sound like he bought a fucking twenty five foot fucking
speedboat where he didn't. He bought a little fucking fishing
vessel and the trailer. He spent no more than two grand.

Speaker 2 (01:44:58):
Two grand back then a it was a lot of
money be and didn't tell anybody.

Speaker 1 (01:45:06):
Yeah, come on, player, Maybe he was just at that
point in his relationship where it was just like, I
just fucking she gonna be gone. I'm just gonna go fishing.

Speaker 2 (01:45:16):
You got a pregnant wife at home, and you're going
on this boat, on this little drinky dig boat Christmas Eve. Yep,
come on bro, hell yeah, that don't end up at all.

Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
How old is your How old is your son?

Speaker 2 (01:45:31):
Twenty four?

Speaker 1 (01:45:32):
S been twenty four years since you've been with a
pregnant Hilda? What was she like when she was.

Speaker 2 (01:45:42):
An angel?

Speaker 1 (01:45:43):
Of course? So you never have to, you know, go
through what I don't know the rest of the world
went through.

Speaker 2 (01:45:51):
One time, she was gonna rip my head off once.
Why once I ate leftover biscuits and gravy preas not
that they were hers, but that she was going to
want to eat that same morning because she was already
she was either she was not working or she was

(01:46:13):
off that day. So she slept in and before I
went to work, I ate them and left for work,
and she woke up whatever time she woke up, because
she could wake up anytime she wants, carrying my child,
and went to go heat up these biscuits and gravy.

Speaker 1 (01:46:33):
You can't even have no motherfucking breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:46:38):
That's the only time I think that she was like,
had I been home, I would have gotten it. Talk
about getting some chocolate, kid, she was ready to rip
my head off.

Speaker 1 (01:46:50):
I bet yeah. I think I think at that point,
you know, like it was, you know, some people just
move in silence, and maybe in that kind of situation
where he's just like, I'm gonna get some I'm gonna
get some piece and quiet Christmas see, because she going
out of town, I'll be cool. Right. Did you ever

(01:47:13):
see the movie Gone Girl, Yeah, which is based on
this fucking movie or something like that. One of the
two that dude Ben affleck and in that movie looked
a lot like Scott Peterson bro and even the way
they were telling him, like like, you're not reacting the

(01:47:34):
way they expect you to, Like, okay, I'm sorry, I
don't fucking I don't show my emotions that way. Like
what fuck? Why is everybody judging me that? I don't?
You know what I mean? Why do I have to
act a certain way? Because if you see what I'm saying,
And he was innocent.

Speaker 2 (01:47:54):
I see what you're saying. But hold on, now, I
did he take the boat out there? Nobody knew about
a Christmas Eve. He's telling his side piece he was single.
He told his side piece that he went he went
to Paris, if I remember writing, And that was the
noise in the background when he was actually outside when
they were trying to find his wife.

Speaker 1 (01:48:15):
He was at Lake Paris.

Speaker 2 (01:48:16):
Fool, Now that's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:48:25):
I didn't lie. I was at Lake Paris watching the
ball drop New Year's think about you. Yeah, all the
all the little extra suspectness of fucking concrete next to
where the the brick was, like he was making an
anchor and he and he made like eight of them.

Speaker 2 (01:48:47):
Yeah, And he said that he was going fishing. And
one of the uh, what do you call him? The
bob's the bait or whatever. He said, that's what he used.
And when then the police went through his it was
still in the package. It hadn't even opened.

Speaker 1 (01:49:03):
Come on, kid, that's because most of the times you
buy two and never I never. I've never just bought one.
Lure always two of the same, just in case because
it gets snagged, lose one. It's possible.

Speaker 2 (01:49:19):
Grasping that straws Son just saying, just saying.

Speaker 1 (01:49:26):
The fucked up part is that she was pregnant. Yeah,
God damn, that's crazy. Could you ever do that, dude?

Speaker 2 (01:49:36):
Hell no, just because you thought about it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:42):
I never thought about it.

Speaker 2 (01:49:45):
Too long, just because you mapped it out right.

Speaker 1 (01:49:49):
Hey, I got rid of that hard drive. I fucking
zapped it all right, Tony, you got any uh file? Goodbye?
Is any birthday shoutouts?

Speaker 2 (01:50:04):
Yes? Give me one second.

Speaker 1 (01:50:05):
I know there's still two days left in August, So
does it end on her birthday or does she still
get these two days as well?

Speaker 2 (01:50:12):
She still got these two days, but unfortunately she's at home,
so she got to do what she gotta do to
prolong it. So as we were saying happy birthday to
my daughter, to birthday month, turned twenty six on Sunday,
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday. She went back home on Monday.
She was with us for a week and a half,

(01:50:34):
a glorious ten days. I appreciate her staying with us
her best friends that Liz out. Hear Laura. I want
to give her a special shout out. She finally got
her own spot.

Speaker 1 (01:50:49):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:50:50):
She moved in the first weekend my daughter was here.
We got her as a housewarming gift. I think it
was a gift card to Target Nice and Costco size
Sharman toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (01:51:10):
Ain't none better than that, Hey dog.

Speaker 2 (01:51:11):
She dude over the moon with it. She actually when
she came to my daughter's birthday party, she actually brought
us a thank you card. And you'll like this Crumbles cookies.
Oh yeah, big uh big, that wooden tray, that plack

(01:51:33):
cardboard tray.

Speaker 1 (01:51:34):
Yeah yeah, as I haven't had Crumbles yet. I heard
they were really good.

Speaker 2 (01:51:38):
Though, is it hasn't what's the name of that cookies?

Speaker 1 (01:51:42):
But the one I bring them from is the plug
the plug?

Speaker 2 (01:51:45):
But this was Crumble. Yeah, where is Crumble?

Speaker 1 (01:51:47):
I just assume probably really yeah, because they make like
specialty special cookies.

Speaker 2 (01:51:56):
Oh, they were the big joints and again. But you
know what now that you mentioned they weren't thick like
the bug. Yeah, there were traditional cookies, but they're.

Speaker 1 (01:52:03):
Like large more stuff on top. Right.

Speaker 2 (01:52:07):
We got the chocolate chip. We got I only I
only fun with chocolate, So I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (01:52:15):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:52:15):
So Lolo got her own spot. It's funny too. Uh.
She got the wall unit air conditioners. So I told
her daughter, you're welcome because my daughter got central AC.
You know what I'm saying. So, Lolo, you only got
like another month or two and you'll be straight.

Speaker 1 (01:52:35):
That's that check on money from working working for you.

Speaker 2 (01:52:41):
Uh. My god daughter Erica, she had an operation a
week and a half ago. Everything worked out. So congratates Erica. Congratulations,
glad to see you're doing okay. You'll be doing a
lot better. My brother and my sister in law Eva
Reckon Eva, their twenty five year wedding anniversary is this

(01:53:04):
coming Wednesday. Wow, for twenty five years, quarter of a century.
It's a long time dog, incredible.

Speaker 1 (01:53:14):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:53:15):
On that same day, my niece Miranda, her baby daddy
David turns forty. The big four zero.

Speaker 1 (01:53:24):
That's a big number, kid, that's a good number.

Speaker 2 (01:53:26):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:53:28):
The thirties. The thirties are a confusing time because you're
too old to be young and you're too young to
be considered old. So that thirties is is a that's
coming to Jesus season.

Speaker 2 (01:53:46):
The day after Thursday to fifth. This is just in
case we don't record in the beginning of the week
or whatever. I'm gonna put it out there now. Robert's wife, Desiree,
it's our birthday. I can't say how old, but happy
birthday does.

Speaker 1 (01:54:00):
Happy birthday dead? I guess somebody from my work had
gone to where she works and she was like, hey,
a friend of ours just got a job there and
blah blah blah. He came in the other day, Hey
you know somebody that works on such and such. Yeah. Yeah,
I went in and she was telling me blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (01:54:17):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (01:54:18):
Oh wow, nice. Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:54:21):
Thursday the fifth is actually Robin Dez's wedding anniversary. Nice congratulations.
Thirty one years thirty one. I'm twenty six, twenty six years.
I think it's twenty six dogs thirty one, and he's

(01:54:43):
younger than me. He got four kids, he got two grandkids.

Speaker 1 (01:54:49):
Why you say shit like that? What she got me by.
He got me by like five years. He younger than
I am. Because you know how we doing the hood.

Speaker 2 (01:54:57):
Dog.

Speaker 1 (01:55:02):
You waited until you were what thirty? Hold were you
when when you're twenty eight, I think Rob barely hit
fifty to eighteen. Bro, you're right, you are right?

Speaker 2 (01:55:20):
Uh? And again, just in case something happens next week,
Raymond Magangya True listener time. Xandria turns three on the
following Saturday, seventh Dy Happy birthday, Happy birthday. She was
born in our recording days. She was the first kid born.

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Speaker 2 (01:56:01):
Also, I probably should have told you this off air.
I might be gewing a money tip once in a
while when I think of one. I had a couple
of listeners that really liked it. They really learned something,

(01:56:22):
and they're telling me we should talk more about it.
And I said, I'll tell you what. Whenever I could
think of something, uh, you know something that I do
that's a real quick hit. I'll spring it on you.
So I'll start making notations whenever I think of something.

Speaker 1 (01:56:39):
That's a that's a good call. There you go so again.
So if you have money, troubles, love trouble, I want.

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Say troubles just what I do. I can't give you no,
he no, just something that works for me.

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