Sideshow Episode 240

Mingo's Birthday!!!
School Shooting!!
Dad's fault?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, everybody, welcome back to the side show. My name

(00:02):
is Mingo. I'm so glad you stopped that. I didn't
really give your wife a good hud.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Next time, my uh my niece's baby daddy Jesse, Yeah,
he still called me t Rizzy. I called Jay Rizzo.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
I was gonna call you the other day because I
saw that the commercial first sky Rizzy Sky Rizzy. When
you fly you can call yourself that, all right, when
you want an airplane, you can call yourself that.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
And did I tell you? There's also another commercial that
has nothing to do with Rizzy, but they're they're jingle.
He's like dun d dune. I'd be like, tone Rizzy,
my old ladies, like they're not saying anything. Wererizzy? I say,
I know, but it still goes with it. But it
sounds like every morning it comes on. I gotta figure
out which one it is next time.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Probably like fucking pride a sect or some other it
might be, yeah, some other fucking medicine. Holy shit, and
all these fucking medicines got the worst fucking take it,
but your asshole might fall out, you know what I mean?
Like I got crazy shit going on, all things going

(01:14):
on anything good.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, I can't complain.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Any more word from the doctor or anything anything back
about any of the ship.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Again, just waiting for the specialist to call. I don't
know how long we're going to wait for what it
ain't like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
It might not be that severe.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
No, I wouldn't say that. It's just I would think that,
you know, they want the business, you know, and not
for another operation to be able to schedule.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
So I'm surprised that they haven't called yet, but I'm
pretty sure my old lady will be looking at pretty soon.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
So I want to tell you about let me see,
I gotta I gotta be careful how I say this.
I want to tell you a story that may or
may not be based in reality, and we're going to
change the name of what happened just in case it

(02:16):
is real. Okay, and tell me what you think about
the story. Okay. So there was this really really like
super cool dude, right, and it was his fifty third birthday,
and the dude had to work, and he happened to

(02:38):
work at a place where you sell skateboards, right, and
you could come out and if you were old enough,
you could test drive the skateboard that you wanted following
me yeap. So on this dude's birthday, they had him.

(03:02):
They had a customer for him. Just so happens. The
guy wanted to test drive this really really rare and
expensive skateboard. But the guy smelled like he fell asleep
in an ashtray after drinking really cheap whiskey. Like the
dude smelled like whiskey and cigarettes was talking to was

(03:28):
talking to you, and his words were slur and he's
super loud, and he asked the guy, hey, do you
know what a nine B two three twelve is? And
the you know, the really super cool sales guy said nah,
I never heard of that. He says, oh, because I
thought I thought. The guy said, I thought maybe that

(03:50):
you were in the military, and you know, the super
cool sales guy said, no, I've never been in the
military before. He said, okay, you look because he told
the guys, because you look like one of those crazy
sons of bitches, I went that I was in tom
with So they kind of laughed. He says, but I
bet you ride Harley and the cool guys.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
So the cool salesman he thought he was. The cool
salesman was in the military and drove a Harley, right.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
So he tells he tells he's I bet you drive
a Harley right there, right and Harley dude, and the
the super cool salesman report retorted very quickly, No, I
just looked like all the fat sons of bitches on
the on the old posters that used to ride the
Harleys with the ape hangers. And so the guy kind
of laughed and went along, and then he had to go,

(04:48):
you know, tell the supervisor, Hey, this guy wants to
drive this super rare, expensive skateboard. But he smells like
an ashtray and whiskey, like he just woke up and
stumbled in. While he's doing while I'm telling my boss that, oh,
I'm sorry, while the super cool dude he's telling his

(05:08):
boss that the customers outside the skateboard shop smoking and
stumbling right, and he says, that's why we don't I'm
asking you. I said, are we allowed to let I'm sorry?
The super cool guy said, are we allowed to let
inebriated customers take a car for a test drive skateboard

(05:32):
skateboard for a test ride. And she said no, We're
gonna have to get the boss on bollved. So the
boss came out and I was like, man, one of
you guys go get in a fight. Dude like this
dude's not gonna because he was already like he's already loud.
He was in a good mood, but he looked like
one of them dudes where where they'll laugh and then

(05:53):
slap you all at the same time, you know what
I mean, Like you were seeing those in all the
crazy fucking no movies. There's that one guy that's like
real cool, but you say the wrong thing and next
thing you know, you're they're rolling in the dirt. Right,
And that guy's been back to the skateboard shop. They

(06:14):
didn't let him drive or ride the skateboard. He said,
we're gonna let We're gonna let the super cool sales
guy ride a skateboarder. You can watch him write it
so you know what it looks like. And he said,
oh no, I want to be able to write it myself.
Blah blah blah. So he said, well, let me set
up a time to come back. He said, but I
want to work with the super cool skateboard salesman because

(06:39):
he's cooly. Shit. I don't want to work with anybody else. Well,
we can't guarantee you that because sometimes you come back
he may not be here. And he says, well, super
cool salesman, give you your phone number, and my boss
slid him back his He's not gonna give you his
phone number. If you want to come on Friday, you
can come on Friday and test drive the card in
and blah blah blah. But the dude, and since Friday,

(07:02):
the dude's been back like four times trying to test
drive cars. But every time he comes back, he smelled
like an ash train.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
And he's he's he's riding different skateboards.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
He's trying to ride different skateboards, but we can't. They
can't let him take it if he's inebriated. Okay, so
they would have to let he would have to watch
somebody else ride a skateboard. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
I can't picture of himself on a skateboard.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Right, How crazy is that, dude? Like at what point?
Like so, like if you're the if you're the store manager,
you got to deal with this guy or one of
the managers at some point, how do you do Why
don't you Why don't they just tell the guy, haless them, bro,
come back when you don't smell like whiskey and cigars

(07:56):
or cigarettes he does? Do you you see them and hebreated?
Come back when you're not I mean you should be
able to do that, right, Like you're not being offensive.
You're not because it's the law.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
But also, at what point do do the the management?
At what point does management say stop coming around here?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Right?

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Because if you're come in here multiple times a week
and test writing different skateboards are at least attempting to
even if you, let's say you weren't inebriated, right and
you just come in three times a week and jumping
in a different car, at what point do you say,
I mean, excuse me, a different skateboard? What time? At

(08:44):
what point do you say yet, dude, don't come back?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, because I'm like, you know, I'm just I'm just
too honest, I'm too blunt. If they would have told me, no,
you can't, you can't, you can't let them write the skateboard.
When need you get him out of here? Cool a bro, Look,
here's a situation that skateboard. The condition that you're in,
you can't, you can't write. They're never gonna let you
write that ship the way you are and let him

(09:12):
get loud for a minutes. All right, bring it down now,
you may or may not be I'm not here to
test you. I'm not here to judge you, but I'm
here to tell you that if you know the way
you the way you look, and the way you we
could call the comps and find out if you.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
See if you are okay. The way you look, meaning his.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
His staggering and you know, stumbling around, not the way
he looks looks right right, the actions that you've shown
us while you're here. Uh, you know, I'm sure that
that would have been a different conversation.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Can the skate shop do anything to start a process
of him purchasing a skateboard? Meaning can you run his
credit make sure everything's good so you know, well, if
he's not jergging us around at ast, we know he's
going to be good for it.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
I don't, okay, So there's a couple of different things
with that. I wouldn't do it in the store. If
they told me to do it, I'd i'd pass the sale,
because that's that's a legal buttoning contract. Whether they're doing
pre qualification or not. You don't see what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
But there's no harm in doing it because nothing's going on.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Well, sure there is because your quality. You're you still
have to do like a soft pull on their credit
to see if they qualify for the purchase. Right if
if you were not inebriated, would you make that same So.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
What you're saying is if this guy came in with
a bag full of cash in that condition and said
I want that car, you wouldn't sell it. I mean,
excuse me, I want to skateboard. You guys wouldn't, I mean,
the store wouldn't say to him.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
It's a very good question.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Well, I mean because because because that's different. Right, how's
it different? He's in the same condition.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yes, but it's cash. He's not signing a contract.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
The contract is you're giving me this cash for this skateboard.
There's still a bind law law binding contract might not
have any payments attached to it. But the concern is
he can't come back tomorrow saying I didn't mean to
do all that. Right, why you're running my credit even
though I didn't buy anything. I mean, he will say

(11:36):
the same about waking up in the morning and seeing
a skateboard in the driveway and his money gone.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, that's a very good question. I mean I would
I would not feel guilty about taking this money.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
I mean, do for example, do tattoo artists have the
same conundrum. Somebody comes in drunk, I want a tattoo.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Well, it's a little bit different.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
I would think it's more serious because that's not getting erased.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Well, yeah, I think there's there's a lot of things
to that with the tattoo artists. Because if you're drunk
or inebriated, or on any kind of stimulant, you're gonna
bleed out. So while as fast as the needles are
going in and out of your body, your body's pushing
that blood out because your heart's been your heart's moving faster,
so it's pushing that blood out. So you're gonna wah

(12:33):
wah wah. You're gonna end up with what they call holidays.
So missing missing lines of holiday. Yeah, it's called a
holiday when they when they do a line and you've
either bled out and there's a blank spot in the line,
they'll call it a holiday. At least that's what I
was told I to know. But if you're if you're drunk,

(12:57):
you bleed out, so they say your blood should come
out faster than the ink.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Won't really.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
The same as a stimulant if you were on meth
or cocid would do the same thing. Huh, because it
makes your heart move faster, so your blood, your blood's
course and something.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
I mean, you're saying it. That's the only reason why
tattooers wouldn't do it.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
No, Well, could you imagine, Hey, I wanted to get
my old lady's name on me while you're drunk, He
does it, You go home, she breaks up with you
because you got the tattoo her name. Now it was
why did you tattoo that? I mean, I was drunk.
You knew I was drunk. So there's a lot. I
think there's a lot to it. There's a lot. I

(13:46):
wouldn't if I was a tattoo artist, Oh yeah, I
would hope not. I wouldn't do that. But if I was.
If I was a skateboard salesman and you showed up
with cash, fuck yeah, we'll deliver it for you. You
know what I mean? Hop on, man, what would you do?

Speaker 2 (14:09):
I don't know. The tattoo definitely I wouldn't do not
because he'd be bleeding too much. But that's like, yeah,
the car. I mean, if he came in, didn't ask
for a test drive, just said, came in, said I
want to buy this car. Here's my cash. I mean,
I can't prove you drunk. I can't prove you're high.

(14:33):
You made it here.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
You know what you want? And is it really my business?
Because if your I mean for.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
The same example, I mean, if he comes in and
with his wife and kids and they ain't got no
clothes or nothing, but yeah, he's gonna buy himself a.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Car, a little two seater.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
I mean, are you not sounding hit to him?

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Of course? It?

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Well, I mean they might not have but they might
not have, you know, clothes on their body. But at
least I'll have somewhere to sleep. Now you know what
I'm saying, Like, where are you lying? I dig damn?
What was I gonna say that?

Speaker 2 (15:13):
I don't think they out fitting that masa miata?

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Fuck?

Speaker 2 (15:20):
I speaking of debriated in you know the law? I
got a question for you.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Okay, Well, first.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Let me tell you the story.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Okay, woman gets pulled over.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Okay, police ask her to get out of the car.
They give her what is it a field sobriety test.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Because they think she's been drinking.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
While they're doing this, some random dude jumps in her
car and takes off in.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
It in her car, in her car, okay, okay, she
got find MyPhone on.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
iPhone that she says, you know, I can look that up.
Dude throws the phone out the window. She also has
them air tags on her keychain, so they were able
to actually follow the car and arrest them. Okay, all right.

(16:19):
Question is this? This is my question because that was
really what the story was about. How this crazy dude
just sady, Oh, I'm just going to steal this car. Okay,
I need to ride. I need to ride so bad.
I'm going to steal his car.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
The next car I'll come up on its mind.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
But the question I have is what if he would
have sideswiped a couple of cars, who's responsible for that?

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Would it be the sheriff?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Good question? I would it? Well, because here's the problem
or not the problem. But the way I see it is,
does your car insurance cover you for a stolen car
if you left the keys in ignition?

Speaker 1 (17:09):
No?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Isn't that what she did?

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Now your car insurance also, I believe because when you
purchase insurance for a rental car, you're covered as long
as you're not breaking the law. Meaning you rent a car,
you buy the insurance, you go rob a bank and
you're fleeing the police, you wreck it, your insurance is yeah,

(17:35):
because you were breaking the law. So if she was
inebriated and they try to say, okay, well your insurance
will have to pay for these cars, and insurance says, uh,
she was breaking the law. She was driving drunk, which
is why you arrested her. Her contract with us this
void because Yo, she was breaking the laws. You're driving drunk, I.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Would assume, and I'm saying this as a consumer and
as having watched like a lot of shows with dirty lawyers,
TV shows with dirty lawyers, I would say that it
was the sheriff's department's responsibility. A. Because she was at

(18:21):
a traffic stop. They were detaining her, so there was
their responsibility to secure that vehicle. And because they let
somebody come and steal it while they were doing whatever
they were doing, that's their responsibility.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Well, you can't say they let somebody come and steal it,
did you they try? Yeah, running after him.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
But they no, no, No, that's after the fact. They didn't.
They didn't shut on they didn't shut the doors of
the car. They didn't tell her, hey, take your keys
out and put them in your pocket while you do
these tests. They said step out of the vehicle, and
they probably stayed there with the door open, and that's
why the guy was able to come and jump in

(19:11):
the car started.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
And yes, that is all true.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
However, so that's their responsibility.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
But you're saying they led him. That's just like saying
someone pulls their car out of the garage, they're going
to work, they hit the clicker in the garage door,
don't close, correct, So they get out to go close
the door manually, and within that five seconds somebody jumps
in the car and takes off. Yeah, you let them
steal your car?

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, because they found this car that was running when
nobody in it.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
You're five feet away closing the big garage door. And
so you're saying you let them steal your car.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah, because I would have turned the car off, shut
the door.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
No, you wouldn't have.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah, I would have, just honestly, I probably would have.
I would have sat in my car and called my
kids on the phone and be like, hey, come lock
the garage because hurry up. I'll wait. Yeah, that's what
That's what most people would do. You know.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Ain't nobody gonna do that? You know, everybody's gonna open
the door, take the ten steps takes it to get
to the garage, you know, pull that little red string
with the you know, to unlock the gate the door
and slide it down because it's one hundred and twenty
degrees outside and you're trying to keep the car cool.

(20:36):
So I don't think letting somebody steal a car.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Is the right verban? Yes, how about okay, so let's
find a different way to describe it. Then you didn't
let them, but you also didn't do anything to secure
the vehicle.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Okay, I would go with that. But this does that
whole them liable for it?

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Right?

Speaker 2 (21:01):
No, that's you.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Absolutely it does because as soon as you have me
step out of the vehicle to do a test, there's
a chain of custody. So I'm there out of my
car with it unlocked because you asked me to step
out of the vehicle to do some test you thought

(21:26):
I needed.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Well, isn't it your fault that you got out of
your vehicle, didn't bother to take your keys with you?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
No, because if you take your if you take your
keys out of the car, then you step. You must
not have gotten pulled over very often, because I remember
a time where we used to get pulled over and
you had to stick your fucking arms out the window
so you wouldn't get shot, or out the sun rope

(21:53):
so you wouldn't get shot.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
No, you'd have to take your right hand put it
out the window to take your left hand, reach over
and the keys out, and no, you throw those out
the window as well, and then with that same left
hand unlocked the door from the outside and open it.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Mmmm. That was some scary days. If they went back
to letting cops be cops like that, the world would
be in much better shape. Just let them crack some
fucking heads. Act stupid, go ahead, stay the wrong ship,
get smacked in the fucking head a.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Few times, as as right as you might be. One
of the reasons why it's not like that anymore is
because they went a little too far with it.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Well, yeah, because people started to get aggressive back because
they thought, you know.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Thought you want to tell me some some people really
didn't get pulled over for the wrong reason.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Oh no, Well I'm sure there, I'm sure blood up
and did. But you know the thing is, it's just
like anything else, you can't you can't punish. You can't
punish the good that everybody does for the few bad ones,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Like, and that goes both ways.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Well, right, so why like that like that kid that
back east when when the cop he had, the cop
pulled him over or whatever he was walking home. He
tried to get him to stop, and the kid was
like fucking twelve years old and eight feet tall and
really big. He just told some cigarettes at the store,
like cartons or whatever, and he's beating the shit out

(23:43):
of the cop trying to steal his gun, and he
finally let's go with the cop, and the cop stepped
out and kept yelling at him and he and he
ended up shooting him, I guess he did. He shoot
him in the back.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
And it's like, I don't even know what it was.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
And it was back in one of the southern states
and I don't remember where exactly it was, but there
was a big but there was a big thing about
that too. But it's like dude, look like I understand that. Like, Okay,
you committed a crime. Fuck my bad, I stole some cigarettes.

(24:17):
You know what I'm saying. You'll get a slap on
the hand, go to jail, take a ship like you
did it. If you didn't want to get in trouble,
you didn't want that shit to happen, you shouldn't have
stole the cigarettes, right right, just like all these people
right now and in uh in Oakland and in San Francisco,
where you just walk into Target or CBS and take

(24:38):
less than a thousand dollars worth of shit and walk
out and nobody gonna arrest you. Ain't nobody gonna call cops.
They can't stop you. You're totally right. However, knock a
motherfucker on the side of the head and let him
wait for the ambulance while he's twitching.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
However, I'm just I'm just more concerned about the guy
that's walking down the street just like you just said,
and gets messed with because he looks like the guy
that stole the cigarettes.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yes, but you know what, I've been pulled over plenty
of times because I look like that guy. And yes, sir, no, sir,
do exactly what you're fucking told. Stop trying to talk back,
stop trying to look cool, and just get through it. Yes,
it sucks, Yes, it's it fucked up that you fit
the description, whatever the case may be. But if you

(25:29):
shut the fuck up and do what they tell you,
chances are you gonna go home. You know what I'm saying,
And you're gonna go home without any fucking lumps on
your head.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Totally true. However, here we go again. We have rights. Yeah,
you have the right to go home without getting lumped up.
I also have to write to walk down this street
and not be bothered.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Right, But do you don't know the other people, the
other people in the community also have a right. And
if you happen to know that, you happened to dress
a fucking numb nut. Like if you going outside right,
and you're walking down the street right, and you got
on your shel to Adidas, and you got on your
motherfucking baggy adidash now and now they're skin tight jeans

(26:22):
on hanging halfway off your ass, and you got a
I don't know, pink orange, blue white T shirt on
and you're wearing a hoodie up over your head and
that somebody that fit that description or somebody that was
dressed like that had just pulled a crime. And you
walking down the street looking like that. Guess what, Hey,

(26:45):
that looks like the cat that's all over the radio.
Let's pull them over and talk to him. And yeah,
you know what, there's fucking adrenaline involved. There's a bunch
of shit involved. The cops are like, fuck that made that?
Do we might got him? Let's go, you know what
I mean? So if the cops, So, if the cops
pull you over and they talk to you, and and
and they sound aggressive because they have to. They have

(27:07):
to assert their dominance right off the bat. They don't
have to well yeah, no, yeah, you see see how
you see how you win praise anyways, if you respond
by trying to act like you bigger and better than
the cops, No, they're getting loved.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
They're responding with the same tone and manner as they
were approached with.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
That's all.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
You want to come and have a civil conversation with
me because I look like somebody that got call it.
But here's no, no, no, no, no no, you can't. You
can't turn this speak and see how we want to
see how we're going back and forth.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Now because you exactly what happens. You are not the
equal of a police officer. You don't have the same
rights they have down and have the same job.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
No, you're right, they got they have the right to
walk around with a that's right.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Okay, which means.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Which means you don't have to becoming all healthy puffy
with me. You the one with the gun. You could
talk to me in a civil manner and see if
I'm that person you're looking for. You got the gun.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Hold on time out. You have the gun, but he
didn't pull the gun out on you. And it don't
matter you have the gun.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
If somebody you have, some stranger comes up to you,
not a cop, got a gun, Are you gonna get
aggressive with him?

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Exactly, there's no reason for you to get aggressive with
him because he got the gun.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
So if this.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Dude comes from talking to you, calmly, you gonna listen.
You're gonna listen because he got the gun. Okay, we
can have this conversation. You got the gun. Let's talk
like people, civilized people. Because you got the gun. I
don't what you need from me. We heard that, Well,

(28:58):
that's not me you're barking up the wrong tree. You
ain't got to get aggressive, you ain't got your you know,
feeling froggy. I don't want you to jump.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Okay, but then so but the difference is though, like
a CoP's gonna be like, hey, I'm gonna I'm gonna
patch you down. Now, why not?

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Because it's am I right?

Speaker 1 (29:20):
But it's for both your own protection.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
How's that you the one with the gun?

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yes, but if you standing there, that's why it's part
for your protection, so that I don't if you twitch
or you make a move, I don't want to reach
word and put all seventeen in you. So let me
pat you down. Make sure you don't have any.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Kind of No, you ain't gonna do it, because if
you put seventeen in me, that's my wife getting rich.
So we're good.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Man getting ship because you know what, we found a
gun on Tony and his bag of cocaine and you
see exact rubbing in his face exactly. Oh see, you
want to now.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Speaking of guns, Yes, first and foremost. We ended the
show last week by me saying I wanted to discuss
the latest school shooting. Yes, first and foremost is what
I'm meant to say that. Now, how did you don't know?
How disappointed I was leaving here last week because we.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Didn't have a chance to talk about it.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
No, No, that you didn't know anything about it. What
kind of grown man are you that you don't know
the news of the world, the news of the United
States of America, and or the news of these of
gun rights that you sold.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (30:41):
How do you not know there was a school shooting
about in less than a month ago.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Because I'm busy digging into the ship Pete did he did?
And the thousand gallons of fucking loub that he had
and why he had it and who else he's implicated.
Leonardo DiCaprio came out said, man, I don't know it
wasn't me, because he put Leonardo down as like number one,
like that was his that was his ace. Oh you

(31:06):
didn't know about that? So how you question I knew
about that? Whatever.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
But this is more of a what's the word I'm
looking for? Pressing matter? How do you not know?

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Why is it pressing.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Because there's another school shooting?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
They didn't shoot the school.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
How do you not know that there was another school shooting?

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Look? First, of all.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Answer me that, well, because do you not watch the news? No?

Speaker 1 (31:35):
I don't you on your phone all the time? You don't.
You don't know about your shooting.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Your your search agent engine at Google.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
It ain't Yahoo, it ain't al. What do you want
to put ao, L that's just saying I got just
because I got a hot mail ACCOUNTO. What do you
want me to like this? What do you want me
to start? What did see on the news today? No?

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Do you have to use a search engine?

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Which one? Google?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Okay, there's stories When you've typed in Google dot com
and Google pops up, there should be news stories on
that first page.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
It's just Google and the search engine. Do you have?
Is that? Here's my Google? Is that what you got? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Okay, I touched it.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
What's what's right there? Oh? You got the you got
a news story at the Google app? Look at the
search engine? Look new stories? Look? Oh I don't look
at that ship. Look. T J Holmes and.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Amy Robock revealed they are living together not by choice.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
You know that Pharah Fosa died bro and she she
died in Homeboys arms. That's so sad.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Don't you see the news phara face. How long ago
did she die?

Speaker 2 (33:01):
She died the same day Michael Jackson died.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
No, she did not, or the day before. Oh no.
They were just talking about something about how she uh
she she died in her husband's arms or her lover's.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Arms or whatever, ten fifteen years ago.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
It just came out today. It's not like I'm reading
old news.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
There was.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
You were reading old news. It was a headline on
the on the news this morning. What you want me
to tell you? So you do see news headlines every
once in a while, Yeah, okay, like I'll scrolly kid, Hey,
but I ain't see nothing about no school shooting. What
time do you get out of work? Nine o'clock? Okay?

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Two hours from nine o'clock. Put it on channel three
or forty two. I don't have ASQ and washing the news.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
I don't have channels.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
I can't believe it. Dude. I was really taken aback
by you saying you had no idea. I'll be honest
with you. I was disappointed as a friend. I'm not
rubbing off enough on you.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
I'm glad you ain't robbed up? Did he? So there
was another school shooting? Where was I don't know, well,
didn't you see the fucking story you're gonna.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Get You had asked me a month ago, I would
have told you where it.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Was, and I'm what the fuck doesn't matter now? Okay,
day's news. Did anybody, dude?

Speaker 2 (34:26):
The kid was like fifteen, okay, okay, shot killed two teachers,
two students.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Where do you get the gun?

Speaker 2 (34:34):
He got it as a Christmas present? He okay, okay,
let you talk good now. They also arrested the father. Good,
I'm glad you here. I'm glad you you said that.
Now here's the kicker kid, you know, typical. He was
being bullied d d okay, kid trying to this school.

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So this happened like the third day of school kid
all right or something along those lines.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Now he's an early adapter.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Here's here's the thing. A year before the mom and
dad already divorced. They've already been divorced. He lives with
the dad. The other siblings live with the mom.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
The FBI came to this kid's house, spoke with the
kid and the father. There's these uh posts that have
been online saying you're going to school, shoot up at school.
We trace the whatever IP address whatever it is, and
we trace it to your account. Kid says, wasn't me.

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FBI says, we got this, this, this, this, this, this.
Kids said it wasn't me. Dad says, you know what, kid,
my son's been bully at that school. But if he
says it wasn't him, it wasn't him. Okay, FBI can't
do anything about it.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
That's the FBI fault. How's that because they obviously.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Well what is that called Monday morning quarterback in at
the time, they had nothing to go on legally, okay,
so what could they do? Ain't nothing they can do legally?

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Uh? Good, legally.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Now Christmas comes around, Dad decides he's gonna buy a
Junior a gun?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Got a gun?

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Uh ar something?

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Are you? You're pulling shit out of your eyes right? No,
but we'll find that out later. No, you're fighting that
ship the fuck out now, because that's some bullshit. He
didn't get hidden by sixteen year old kid. No ar,
that's like buying your car, your kid like his first car,

(37:07):
You buying Corvette. Shit ain't happening.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Okay, hold on, let me see if it comes up right.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
The fucking bottom of a fucking red Rider from Daisy
like the one on fucking a Miracle on thirty fourth Street,
or what's that ship with the It's a Wonderful life?
What's that Christmas movie where the the leg lamp in
the in the window and it gets a bb gun
the kid sticks his tongue.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
On a on a pole.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yeah, it's a wonderful life right. Uh No, that's a.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Christmas story.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Christmas story. There you go, and he uses his little
red rider. So it's all fun and games. So somebody
lose an eye.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Yeah that was it.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
I'll start looking at this. Damn. It is gonna take
too much time. Okay, so but I'll figure out the
gun in a second.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Let me address some things that you mentioned. I think
the FBI was wrong and going and not having anything
and going on a fishing expedition trying to scare the
kid in its saying yeah, well it's because or whatever

(38:29):
the fuck they we're trying to do, because what kid's
gonna say, Yeah I said it, Yeah, I wrote it.
Cry to tears in a bucket, fuck it, take it
to the stage. Ain't nobody gonna say, Ain't nobody gonna
do that right?

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Right?

Speaker 1 (38:43):
And your dad, if he loves you'd be like, yeah,
I mean my kid said, you know, he said he
didn't do it, he didn't do it. And then once
you once the cops leave, your dad gonna whoop your ass,
and he's sure the fucking up by you know, AR
fifteen for your birthday. So the fact that the fact
that he did buy him some sort of fire arm.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
He bought him an AR fifteen style rifle.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Style rifle, but it wasn't an AR fifteen because when
you say an AR fifteen, there's on several different platforms,
so it can it can shoot several different style rounds
like an AR, an AR or an AR fifteen platform
can shoot a twenty tho.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
So are you saying it makes a difference what he
used to do the school shooting. You're tes So it
doesn't matter that he just went over the gun and shot.
I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
What I'm saying is his If his dad bottom an
AR fifteen that most people have, which shoots a two
two three or five five six, that was stupid. If
he bottom an AR fifteen that you know, shoots a
twenty two long, it makes more sense to me than

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if he bottom one that's a two two three. Because
you're talking to twenty two bullets, about that long and
travels about fourteen hundred feet per second.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Again, I'm more concerned with the fact that he bought
this kid a gun after the FBI came to his crib.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yeah, that was stupid.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
And you're saying, well, I mean it's an AR fifteen
style rifle, so there is a difference. No, there ain't
no difference.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Yeah, there is, there's sure, the fuck is. There's a
big difference. There's a big difference. So because you've seen
the type that would have done the same thing, because
I would watch your kid a gun even after the
FBI came to your crib, Well, no, because I would
have done. I would have beat the shit out of

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my kid as soon as the FBI left.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
And then you would have said, sorry, bottom a gun
for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (40:48):
No? Probably not.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
No, you seem the type there would.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Yeah, probably not. So here here, let's go over to
Uncle Tony's house. And I'm just kidding. Yeah, No, I
don't think I do that. I bought I bought one
of my boys one gun, and that's it. I won't

(41:11):
buy one for Milelot. I'd never buy one for Milot.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
So why would you have just not said sea bass.
Why would you have not I said I bought one
for sea bass, because you make it seem like I
bought him one. I bought one of them a gun. Yeah,
I'm not gonna say which one, but I'm not gonna
give one to my little.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Because I but I bought but I bought him what
I would consider, uh, you know, an appropriate gun for
him at that at that point, like if he had
just turned eighteen, I think nineteen, and I bought him
a handgun, a twenty two hand gun that's probably about
fucking I don't know, eighteen inches long and looks like
an old cowboy gun, because that's what you know what

(41:55):
I mean. Like, Okay, he's gonna learn how to clean it,
he's gonna learn how to use it, he's gonna to
learn which way to point in all the safety bullshit,
blah blah blah blah blah. And now he's building his
own shit. So whatever. But you know, yeah, the father

(42:16):
in that situation, there's more going on. So either is
the mother in the picture.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Doesn't say the mother is in the picture, but again
a strained relationship.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Okay, So so Dad's trying to you know, compensate for
the relationship with the mom and that kind of shit
and trying to bond with the kid and get on
his team. He just went about it the wrong way.
He didn't hear the kid, and he sure the fuck
didn't hear the FBI when they came to his house saying, hey,
your kid's a wa could do. Don't buy him a gun. Instead,

(42:54):
he ran right out and did the opposite, Like, what
are you doing? And that's illegal?

Speaker 2 (43:01):
By the way, what was that.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
That he bought a gun and his kid is underaged?

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Fifteen?

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Yeah, so you've got to be I believe it's twenty one. Now,
you have to be twenty one to own eighteen to
own a rifle, and across the US, I don't know
if I don't know what I'm saying. I know here
in California you got to be eighteen to buy a
rifle and twenty one to own a handgun.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Because this happened in Georgia.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Oh Georgia, that's fucking by your rifle at three the kid.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Now, let me ask you this, the kids being tried
as an adult thoughts perfect.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
I think that's a great idea.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Why is that it's only fifteen years old?

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Yeah, but he was smart enough to lie of the
fucking FBI, so he knew he knew what he was doing.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Okay. I had an issue with that until I found
out in Georgia something a law was passed in the
past that a crime like that.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
You will be.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Charged as an adult regardless. So I'm okay with it
now because of that. Now, when I first heard it,
I was like, that's not right, because that's not the law. Morally,
of course, yeah, fuck that kid, but legally he ain't eighteen,
so that shit happened in California. Legally, morally, I get it.

(44:41):
Don't get me wrong, I'm.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Totally So what are they charging the dad with?

Speaker 2 (44:44):
I don't know exactly.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Accessory after the fact.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
I don't know. It happened so long ago that I've
already moved on from it.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Any other shootings happening since then, since they're all the
time everywhere.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Ain't nobody said that? Would your little attitude head shake
at me right now? I don't know that that wasn't necessary?

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Uh huh whatever.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
But yes, the father's in jail, the son is in jail.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Yeah, I think the father should be charged with that
as well. How stupid can you be? Like, how stupid
can you be? Why? Why are you gonna give your
kid a fucking gun? That that that.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Well, I mean, in his defense, he didn't believe his
son did that. If the son says, wasn't me, Dad,
wasn't me, Dad, I don't know what to tell you.
That wasn't me. Are you gonna sit here tell me
you're not gonna believe your son?

Speaker 1 (45:56):
What are the chances that he had a conversation with
his son after the FBI left, like, Hey, okay, what
the fuck's going on?

Speaker 2 (46:05):
And what if it's unstuck to that story?

Speaker 1 (46:07):
But hold on, what are the chances that happened? Do
you think that? Do you think that? Do you think
that happened?

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Probably not?

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Okay, So how would you handle it? Said the FBI
showed up at your house, Hey, we heard Junior was
doing this doing that and your son said no, Dad,
wouldn't be I Dad? You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Come on, well, this is nowhere near this this subject matter.
But as I said in the past, and I hate
to bring up my baby girl when in junior high,
when it's principal call me and says, yo daughter with

(46:58):
that girl, you know, I could kind of see what's
going on? Right, So even if I didn't have a
conversation with her, because I kind of knew she was guilty,
so you know, I went and squashed it before I
got out of control. So you know your kid, So
I'm thinking this dad should have known his kid.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
So when you said you didn't have a conversation.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
With her before the fact, no I did not. Trying
to remember how it all went, I got a call
from from the school. Uh, mister Pacheco, not a big deal.
Just want to keep you in the loop. You know
your daughter and some of her friends, some girls your

(47:47):
daughter was included, you know, bullying another girl, Da da da,
And I'll be there. I'll be there and have no
And so I went over there, explained to me, you
know the girl stuff, mean girl stuff. No nothing physical, okay,
no problem. Let me Can I go see your class

(48:10):
right quick? Sure, mister Jeckeli's go take a stroll. Went
to her class, opened the door, picked in. I looked
at her. She knew, oh shit, I'm in trouble. I
don't even remember if we had to have had the
conversation after the fact when she got home. But you know,
but again, the point I'm trying to say, is I
knew my kids. I know my kids just like this

(48:32):
dude should have known his kid.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Well, obviously he felt the same way he thought he
knew his kid, or he wouldn't have been like, nah,
my kid ain't like that, you tripping.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Or fuck the police. My kids. They didn't do it.
He didn't do it. Matter of fact, I'm gonna buy
him a gun for Christmas because that's how we roll.
Did you imagine I'm thinking that's how it went, to
be honest with.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
You, whether that's even more reason why he should be
right there by it. They should have his and his
fucking electric chairs, you know what I'm saying, Fuck the
dumb shit. Like you know, we're not always with our kids,

(49:17):
so we cannot say for one hundred one thousand percent
that we know exactly what they do and who they are.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
I agree with that we never will.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
It's just a part of life, right. I would assume though,
that because of who we are, not I mean me
and you, I mean we, as in people in general
that are parents. I would say most people have a
pretty good idea of the relationship that they have with

(49:54):
their child and who their child is like you were,
like I was watching Fuck, what was the name of
that that show that just came out under the bridge?
Is that what it's called? Where this girl in this
small town? Oh?

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like how did they not know?

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Like well, and well, then the other girls were in
foster homes, right, so nobody's watching them, nobody knows, nobody
really cares what their attitudes are like or how fucking
ganggang clicked up they they thought they were or acted
like right, So how many people really misjudge they're fucking kids?

(50:43):
And and and.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Well it's that typical not my son, not my daughter,
not my kid?

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Is it just people just in denial about shit? Like
like how fucking arrogant do you have to be as
a parent that you don't stop and questioning yourself or
your child just a little bit, just a little bit,

(51:12):
Like you shut the door on the FBI and you
turn around, you look at your kid, and you gotta
scratch your head, like fuck are they right? Like can
I go fucking dig up a bunch of fucking dead raccoons,
cats and dogs in the backyard? Like has he been?
Does he have hidden books in his room about the

(51:34):
darkness in his life? And and what's going on, Like.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Well, okay, back to my kids. If FB I would
have came to me and said, uh, we're we got
these uh tips and we're seeing all this stuff that's saying,
you know, your kid might be going to shoot up
a school, I'd be like, no, not my kid, right,
I would have There's no way in the world you

(52:00):
could convince me that Mike, he was doing that now.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
But see that's the difference I think too between and
you probably didn't see this growing up though, but like
our kids, that generation of children and us as children.
Because had I been home and the FBI came to

(52:27):
my house and my dad had to be at the
door and hear the FBI say that have a question
about me, my dad would have pulled the belt off
in front of the fucking FBI and coming on you
did what and hit me and ask me again and
asked me again, and once he was satisfied that no,

(52:51):
I wasn't involved. See you're a good kid, or fucking
take him, you know what I mean, Like, there's no
and I say that, and that's not really true either.
You wouldn't have done they taken apart. But and but
that's just a difference between the parents that that grew

(53:15):
up that our generation grew up with as opposed to
us as parents, and now this next generation of parents
that want to be their friends and want to be
like that's holy shit, bro, like they're they're really you

(53:36):
need to whoop that kid, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Like my wife and I we just went to uh,
we had the we went to Macie's on Friday, and.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
What sorry when you said, let me apologize for what
I'm about to say? Could you imagine, bro, what your
life would be like like if just like if you
got a wild hair up your ass one day and
you said, fuck it, let's go. Then you go to
LA and jump your daughter like she didn't asshole, but

(54:06):
let's go and just jump your daughter out of fucking nowhere,
Like hey, we should have done this a long time ago.
I'm fucking crazy. Would the world be like, okay, see
guys with the target.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Sorry, I had to try on some pants and at
the dressing room area where you know they're sitting out
right outside of it, right, there was a a woman
and she didn't look that old, and she had one
of like racing car uh stroller type deals with an

(54:44):
older girl and a very young girl in it, a
little baby almost, and the girl was, you know, I
don't know five, maybe, let's say and somewhere, and the
little girl was saying to the woman, you're not taking
my candy.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
This is mine.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Da da da da da. And it was like, damn,
you know. I walked by her saying that. So I'm thinking,
that's like the older sister being told to watch the
two younger siblings, right. And then when I came out
my wife, they had gone already and my wife says

(55:23):
that that girl, the little girl I was saying that
was like. The woman replied, I'm your mother, don't talk
to me like that. You're not gonna talk to me
that way. And my wife's like, sounds like she already
been talking to you that way. Sounds like you need
to slap the shit out of that little girl, because
that little girl was getting nasty with her.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Fuck that dude. Oh. I remember one time, and I
don't remember what he said. We had gone we were
at Walmart and Bakersfield and Sebastian said something and it
was way off the mark. So I slapped him in

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the mouth.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
My and my wife was like, what what are you doing.
I'm reprimmending my motherfucking child and any motherfucker here don't
like it, and started getting a little loud looking at
it because everybody was looking at me, like, but ship,
he stopped exactly what he was doing. He stopped crying.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Like.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
I just hope, like you know, as I get older,
that he forgets some of his ship, because he gonna
put a pillow over my face some days. Me I've
made I've made.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
A and you the one that got him a gun.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Right, Well, maybe maybe I'm the dumb money or ship
he would and bought parts for another one today. Sure
you missed with the first one, Grab the next one.
Fuck you know.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Do you think this is now the second shooting where
the parent has been arrested. Do you think more of
this will start changing things in regards to parents buying
their kids' guns.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
No?

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Really, yeah, because I would think parents would be like,
you know what, my son, he's a little off. I
don't think I'm gonna get him a gun. I'm not
saying there won't be any guns in the home. I'm
not saying stuff like that will change per se. But
for Christmas, I don't think Johnny's getting a gun this year.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Yeah, I don't think that'll.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Really think it will say the same.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Yep, you're talking about Georgia. I'm sure Dad's not completely
on the on the rocker either, you know what I'm saying.
They're probably all the same. But their fucking family trees
just a pole, you know what I'm saying. Like I

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would think that, you know, because look all those Southern states,
those were really the states where they had firearms in
their back window in all the cars at the high
schools and all that shit, because they've been shooting you know,
coons and and fucking whatever they call it, raccoons and

(58:28):
squirrels and shit since there were kids for dinner, right, Yeah,
So it's a tool. It wasn't It was a tool
for the longest time, not something to use to pull
off a crime, you know what I mean. Like that
was just it was like having a shovel, you know

(58:51):
what I mean, which they probably had the shovel in
the rake in the back of the truck too. So
you know, I think that lifestyle guns are looked at
it a little bit different.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Yeah, i'd see that.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
So you know, and I'm sorry, but we know that
or we've seen that. I mean sometimes people in that
area aren't always the brightest. Like if you stay in
the same family tree, the branches are short. Like what
do you want me to say? Like that? Have you
seen that? Fucking uh? What is the name of that show?

(59:33):
There's a there's a show. I think it's on HBO
and I think it's The Whites of America or something like,
I can't remember their name, and it's I think it's
in Alabama or Arkansas. And they meet this this family
that's in the backwoods.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Is it black and white?

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Uh No, they're they're it's a colored show. I mean,
the fucking setting me up. Fuck no, it is.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Because there's a guy I don't know, it's a YouTube
channel or whatever. I think it's called Soft White Underbelly
and he goes out and meets people and he interviews
them and uh like he prostitutes trippers, uh, pimps, and
the interviews are in black and white. And he met

(01:00:20):
this probably the same family. He was told to go
meet this family and speak to them, and you know,
they're like inbread and like and the.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
One brother just barks, yeah yeah, yeah, ship, bro. Could
you imagine think about this, Tony, You're taking your You're
taking your family for a fucking motor home drive back east.
You pull off a little Appalachian trail to get you
some gas, your fucking motor home breaks down, and this

(01:00:47):
is the fucking family that lives the closest to where
your car's at. Hey, my name is Tony po and
the dude's just sit there working at it. You're like,
how fucking freaked out would you be? And be like,
funk I wish I listened to me going and I
should have bought a gun before we came.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Uh yeah, it is soft white underbelly, and I mean
he they were Actually I've seen a couple of them.
My daughter turned me onto it, like, for example, from
teaching to OnlyFans Millionaire he interviewed that chick or a
woman that did that. Uh, I'm trying to find the family.

(01:01:35):
Oh there it is, dude, their cross eyed and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Yeah, and they can't talk, like they could barely walk,
like they're just they're fucking It's like when you watch
the Chainsaw Chainsaw Masker and the family that's on there
where they're.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Just wakers, the Whittaker.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
That's a fucking scary family, dude, And how that dude
just goes there with a camera, dude and films.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Well, it wasn't apparently it wasn't just him showing up.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Like the sheriff had to get.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Involved because they they the town knows about these people
and they you know, they don't like people fucking with
them and stuff. So they were like, you know, sheriff
had to make sure everything was kosher, and you brought
him there, and the sheriff, I guess, had to introduce
some if.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
It's okay, bark once if no, fuck, bro, could you
imagine having neighbors like that? Would you ever let your
kids out of the house?

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
You know? I would not live with neighbors like that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Oh you're too fucking good all of a sudden.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
I work hard, Look no, no, no, I work hard. Did
not have my family lived next door to people like
that doing my job as a father. If those are
my neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
You know what, I'm agree with you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
One time, I want to say, my niece, Miranda, she
graduated college and we went from the ceremony wherever it
was held at, I want to say, the Stable Center,
and we're going to a restaurant. So we were like
in a minivan. My family and her family and we

(01:03:29):
took like to get there. I think this was before
like maps on your iPhone type deal, and or maybe
it was. And it just took us through like these
rugged neighborhoods.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
If it's at the stable centers, you're like one left
turn and you're in the bad neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
And her father, he was driving, and I was in
the passenger seat. He had said something.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Like, yeah, I don't know where we're going or you know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Because it was shady kid, And I was like, look, man,
I worked too hard to be driving through neighborhoods like this.
We need to roll.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Are you scared of your own people? Sh were scared
to today. We're all good people, were all hard, hard
working people.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Uh uh shoot, I worked too damn hard.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Mm hmmm mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Uh can we go? Can we rewind right quick?

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Yeah? To what that?

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
What was it? The the really good skateboard salesman?

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Would you what about him? Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
You said it was his birthday? Yes, how'd that go
for him?

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
This really cool salesman happened to have a couple of kids. Nice. Yeah,
it's kind of crazy, right. Uh? He had one kid
that acknowledged the birthday, although you know, the kids old
enough to where he worked, so they had to wait
a couple of days to celebrate.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Okay, the other talent okay to take him.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
He took the guy out to dinner to as a
matter of fact, they took him to a place or
he took him to a place that was kind of
like the Korean barbecue placing in La Quinta across from
the Bevemo. Okay, there's a Korean barbecue place right there,
like where you go, you sit down.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
You got to cook your own food.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Yeah, dude, that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Sh isn't did did get that salesman's son at least
cooked the food?

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
And he paid so that shit was delicious. Uh. And
you know the sad part is is that his other
son hadn't said anything, didn't mention it, didn't nothing. And
I guess the day that they were going to go

(01:05:56):
to that barbecue place, yeah, oh where you got going? Damn?
And the you know, great salesman said, Hey, your brother's
taking me out to lunch for my birthday. You want
to go? H No, I gotta go to work. And

(01:06:21):
the salesman waited. And that was about four days ago.
And he's still waiting. Uh. It had never said nothing,
and so it was cool. I don't know, we'll see,
uh maybe do some contact solar or something this weekend
with my uh my family, I guess my brother and

(01:06:41):
sister because we haven't gotten together for yet either because
she had or I'm sorry with that real good salesman
they called an asked. She called and asked what you
got going on or whatever, and I was just like,
you know, blah blah blah, here's my She said, well,
I'm gonna I gotta be out of town for this.
I gotta be out of town for that. So her
schedule was kind of all over the place. So yeah,

(01:07:02):
that was about it, dude. It was kind of just
and then and then it was really kind of funny
do at work. They were all over me all day
that day about it, and they kept saying, Okay, well,
you can go here and get free ice cream here,
you can go to this restaurant here and they'll give
you ten percent off. You can google get free free
wings at the wingstop.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Uh, we stop getting you free wings on your birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Yeah, and then they give you like a six piece
or something like that for free.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
No ship yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Yeah. So I ended up going to Chipotle and uh,
you know whatever. I was in line and I asked
for my bowlerberry or whatever and I said, yeah, said
I'm want a large drink and she was I said,
I said something and I said, oh, I don't get

(01:07:53):
it for free for my birthday. She said it's your birthday.
I said yes, okay, so she's charged with for brito.
I got me a soda for free and chips for.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Free, just like you begging all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Well you know when you when you were in the way,
I bro, you know what I mean. Shit, I'm just
saying I'm gonna get into the pool business. I want
to make some real money.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Crazy, I got another question for it? Back to uh,
let's talk about this uh in the realm of the
guy stealing that car.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Okay, there's another news story. Eight year old whoop his ass?

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Sorry, go ahead, decided I don't know if it was
a girl.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Boy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Eight year old decided they wanted to go to Target.
How old? What great are you? And when you're eight
years old?

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
Third grade? Third? Yeah? Right, because kindergarten you're fibercent.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Oh wow, okay, well eight year old took mommy's keys,
jumped in the family automobile whatever it was, and drove
themselves to Target.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
And made it. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Mom called the police. My daughter's gone, My van is gone.
I don't know how they found the girl. They said
she was in Target and she made it home.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Okay, So she not only drove herself to Target and
made it, she drove home.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
No, the police went to Target, they located her, and
Mommy had to come and get her.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
How she ain't got a card?

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Maybe the police brought her question because I heard this
at least from two different sources, okay, and they were
both laughing about it. Ha ha ha. She drove herself
to Target, or maybe it was a girl ha haha.

(01:10:09):
I found her at Target. She was probably at the
Starbucks and Target getting herself a frappuccino. How cute? Da
da da da da da?

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
How cute?

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
Yes, Now I'm thinking, what if she worst best case
scenario took out a couple of mailboxes?

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Question? Does your insurance cover that?

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Yes? The worst case scenario? Does she take off somebody?
Somebody has checking their mail at one of those mailboxes?
M What are you doing in a situation like that?
I mean, I know you want to throw them in jail,
but I don't think you could do it an eight
to an eight year old.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
No, but I think you need to tell the cops. Okay,
you guys can leave now. I need to discuss some
shit with my kid. I whooped that ass. That's the problem.
Do they no fucking corporate punishment? No more that y'all
need to ask. But she needs to. She needs to
be able to fear her mom and fear making stupid decisions.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
We all made stupid decisions.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Go, yeah, did you fear them?

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Not at the time I was making them.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
You didn't get caught for it, though, right, Yeah, that's
the difference. Had you been caught for it and your
mom found out, what has she done? Yeah, she would
have whooped your ass?

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
Right Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like, like, you don't look,
he's gonna get real unpopular, real quick. I'm going to
let you know. You know, I have ADHD, just like
a lot of kids did, right, So you know, sometimes

(01:11:53):
you cry, sometimes you get loud. Sometimes you don't do
shit exactly the way you're told to do it. You
get an ass whip, But sometimes you don't pay attention
when your parents are talking to you. Great way to
get somebody's attention is to either snap that belt so
that they can hear oh shit, Oh my bad, I
wasn't paying attention. My bad, what'd you say? Or go

(01:12:16):
to town and take it right on the back of
the legs, right on the ass whatever it is, leather belt,
wouldn't spoon switch, whatever you got. You know what I'm saying,
whoop that ass? Get that kid's get that kid's attention.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
I don't necessarily argue the thought process, but a switch, Yeah,
come on, kid.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
And look the best belt I get. The best part
about the switch is making the motherfucker go get their own.
That doesn't mean that you have to hit them as
hard as you would with something else. But if your
mom told you, oh you want to act like that,

(01:13:03):
go get me a switch? What? Go get a switch? Why?
What are you gonna do with that? What the fuck
you think I'm gonna do with it? Uh? Now, go
get that switch and them coming back with no little measley,
weak piece of shit. You don't want me going out
there and picking it for you, right, that's a that's

(01:13:26):
a mind fuck. Bro. Now I gotta go outside and
pick the shit you're gonna beat me.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Well, you could sit there and say the same thing
with about a belt. Go on my closet, give me
that brown leather belt with the gold buckle.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
I'm saying, I'm sorry. My parents didn't have money for
two belts. Steve motherfucker had it all. And for some reason,
whenever he was getting ready to hit you, was the
only time he could unbuckle it and pull that motherfucker
out without it getting stuck. He looked like motherfucker Zoro
pulling out his whip like and he grab it and

(01:14:03):
he U said love, squeezing both ends and making the circle,
and yeah, boy, you heard that ship you you straighten
up real fucking quick. Oh I'm sorry, sir, was I
not paying attention to thee like they're You know, if

(01:14:25):
you if you if you let kids run the roost,
if you let them teach you how to make the
decisions for them, you're doing it wrong. If you don't
punish them when they need to be punished, you're doing
them an injustice. They need to know and they need

(01:14:47):
to be set boundaries, and sometimes you need to get
their fucking attention, just like what a kid in the fun. Dude,
how many times did your mom take you in the
store when you were a kid and she said, you
don't ask for shit, we ain't got money for shit,
and don't act up. And what did you do when

(01:15:09):
you went in there? You started acting up? She marched
you right back out or to the bathroom, swatted your ass,
and then you guys walked together the rest of the
way through the store where you you know what I mean?
But you learned not to do that shit no more? Yeah,
or if not, you learn the fucking consequences because it

(01:15:33):
didn't work on it didn't work on it either it
didn't work on everybody, or you went overboard and you
fucked it up to where you couldn't build on that veer?
Does that make sense? Like like you know something you know,
like when a dad would go overboard? And actually, you know,

(01:15:55):
I said I'll beat my kids. I mean swat them,
get their tension, hit them accordingly corporal punishment, not really
beat them like you know them baled up in the corner,
fucking trying to figure out how to protect themselves while
hands are raining down on them. That's not what I'm
talking about. And I think there were some parents that

(01:16:17):
did that, that didn't know how to correct themselves. They
didn't know how to correct a child and do that
without without being angry or without holding back that anger.
And I think some kids that caused them to go

(01:16:40):
even further the other way, Right, that makes sense. So
it's you know, within that, there's that there's that fine line.
I don't know what to do. I don't know what
to tell you where that line is, but it sure
the fuck ain't. Jeremy, you're going to have a time
out because we don't we don't talk that way. Go
stand in the corner. That shouldn't work, you know what

(01:17:05):
I mean. Like there was a lady. There was a
lady here in town that her daughters. She had four daughters,
three daughters, and they would they would talk about when
they would get in trouble, their mom would put rice
on the ground in the corner and put shorts on

(01:17:26):
the girls, make them kneel down in the rice and
put a rock in each hand. Time out that ship.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
What's the rock going to do.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
If you had to stand there to sit there like
that holding a holding a rock while you're in a corner,
and don't let your hands go down a little rock
to a well, I'm not talking like I'm not talking
like a pebble or like a fucking cobblestone. I'm talking
a rock, something that's heavy enough to give you. You know,

(01:18:00):
we're three five minutes in and your hands are already
starting to fucking drip.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
Because I could. I could get you a rock as like,
you know, no bigger than a than a golf ball.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Yeah, your mom didn't hit you would have switched.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
I know she used her hands.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
I'm gona buy your mama bill for Christmas the years
you didn't. You want to take it out on them,
now get to it? Yeah, bro, Like, so let me
ask you this. You know how you just said.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
You know, sometimes you do something to a kid and
get you know, make them go to the wrong direction
you get to you, or you know, just doing something
to them in general.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
I just heard a.

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
Story about I think maybe kindergarten. Let's say, all right,
there's an awards ceremony in elementary school. Okay, okay, and
this certain person got their child in kindergarten and they

(01:19:03):
were giving awards out. You know, you know this this
month's multiplication. Okay, you know this month's spelling words. This
person got this month's spelling words one hundred. Yay. Parents
are there, you know you remember those days. So at

(01:19:27):
the end, at the end, they had one more.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
Award to give out.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
It was called the Good Noodle Award.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
The Good Noodle Awards. The fuck is that?

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
Okay? Like a smart I still don't believe this to
be true. I cannot believe this could be true. But
the parents wore up and down to me that this
is true. The good Noodle Award goes to the kid
that needs help at school, like, your kid is not

(01:20:08):
doing very well.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
You need to you know, shouldn't that be the not
so good noodle Award?

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
Well, I mean to the kid, hey, I got an award.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
Yay.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
But the thing is, all the parents know what the
good Noodle Award means.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
I was like, there's no way, and this person was
like yeah, dog. I was like, dude, how do they gives?
I mean, I don't know if it gives the kids
some encouragement to want to do good in stool school
or better? I should say, because brother, they're not doing good?

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
Or does it? Or does this is it more to
spur the parents into Ay, bitch, your kid needs help?
You know what That's a good point because how many
parents are.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Like, because they're so young, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Checked out, and like, I can't fucking blame them out.
And you probably don't know about this shit either, But
they have this new way of doing math that makes
absolutely no fucking sense and most people at this age
have never seen it. And it's called new math. Okay,
I've heard it, yeah, and most people are like, I

(01:21:20):
don't I don't know how to helpe her, Like I
don't fucking know what that is. So you know, and
then you know, nowadays it's two parents work. It's or
work two jobs, or single mom works two jobs to
three jobs, or single dad works two three jobs, so
they don't necessarily have the time or bandwidth to sit

(01:21:42):
down and teach their children these the skill set, right.
But if your kid got the crack down, look at
maybe it's to spur the parent into hey, dude, your
kid really needs some help. Pay attention to your kid.

(01:22:03):
He's been putting on his shoes backwards all week.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
Like like I said, man, when this person told me
that a kid in that school got that good Nood
award and they were like, I can't believe it, And
I was like, there is no way, that's what that means.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
Is that like, is that like from kindergarten to sixth grade?
Or is it?

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Well, I take junior high now six seven eight, so
it would be kindergarten to fifth grade.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Could you imagine? You know what I think they should do.
They should do awards ceremonies in high school because it's
those kids, like, that's the beginning of your working life cycle. Right,
so it worked. You get performance reviews. Right, You can't

(01:22:54):
take your parents to your performance reviews, but you can
in school the teacher. Let's do it in front of everybody.
Let's everybody know what you're doing. Be proud of the
job that you did. And if you're not doing a
good job, we'll take your fucking lumps too. Right.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
But that's the type of stuff they're making. Was shoot
up to school, you embarrass me in front of everybody?

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
They're dumb? How great?

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
An?

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
I'm just saying, bro, Like, there's gotta be a there,
There's gotta be a give and take there. How is
it that? Like we grew up at the time with
the most ship talking to people. Ever, I don't ever

(01:23:54):
remember a time where I hung out with anybody and
wasn't talking ship, Yeah, wasn't clowning around, wasn't fucking making
fun of somebody, wasn't And it was it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
But that was our this that's how we had fun.

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
Right, But we also learned that it was survival of
the fittest. We also learned, Hey, if we if we
are able to look at ourselves and know what our
you know, weak spots are our weaknesses, we get ahead

(01:24:35):
of it and clown ourselves about it, kind of like
Eminem did on eight Mile. And then you're you're left
with nothing else to say. What bitch? I got you
all day long? Because I still know this about you.
I still know this about you. I said everything there
is to know about me. Where are you at? And
nobody can clown you? And you you've you freedom, You
free to run the roost. Right, So these kids have

(01:25:01):
no no coping mechanism. Oh you know, they're you're over
and somebody say, oh they're they're they're making fun of me. Oh okay,
I will stay right here here here, play with these
toys right here. Just you don't have to go over
there and be with them. And then next thing you know,
you turn your back on them. You get drunk and

(01:25:21):
they're sitting there playing at your feet instead of instead
of instead of you get drunk, instead of learning how
to engage with other children, we're teaching them to walk
away from it. You see what I'm saying. We're not
teaching them how to deal with bullies. If bullies we

(01:25:45):
were taught, or if somebody was honest with the bully. Hey, dude,
you know what, people talk shit about you because you
look like a fucking freak. That's what they tell you, right, Yeah,
why do you think that is? Go stand in that
mirror and tell me what you see is different than
everybody else. Now, that's all right if you want to

(01:26:07):
dress like that or you want to be like that
or whatever, but you're gonna have to be able to
be okay with that, just like anything else that you
that you want to change about yourself, Just like us.
I used to get called greaser, wetback, beaner, Like I'm
sorry about that too, by the way, Yeah, fuck you bro,

(01:26:28):
Like you get all these all the fucking names right,
Like everything that was there? Did it affectory?

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
Yet?

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
Does some agree? Probably? Like there's you know what i mean?
But I'm still here. Never did I think fuck I'm
gonna go get that fucking shotgun from my dad's room
and fucking let a rain on everybody. Fuck shooting, shooting
somebody was never or or hurting somebody was never in
my realm of thought like that, you know what I mean?

(01:26:58):
And and here's gonna be a real unpopular statement, but
you can't say that video games don't affect and don't
desensitize people or children. They can sit there and run

(01:27:22):
around some town and killing people and mowing people down,
watching them drop like a sack of potatoes. They're more
and more realistic all the time. The way these fucking
kids talk to each other while they're playing video games.
Have you ever heard kids doing there?

Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
I've heard Have.

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
You ever heard Rob when he's playing like I mean,
tyr bro, I'm just kidding, Like, it's just it's a
it's a whole different it's a whole different world, right yeah. So,
But like anything, if you immerse yourself in that world
and you're in it all day long, every waking moment

(01:28:07):
that you have possible, you're in that world, don't you
think that it's going to begin to affect you and
be able to separate yourself from it? It's gonna become
more and more difficult the more and more time you
spend in front of it. It has to Now, I'm

(01:28:28):
gonna say this, and it's gonna be real fucking unpopular.
I think gangster rap fucked up the world a little
bit because it gave a voice to a generation that
had pent up anger and allowed kids that weren't in

(01:28:54):
that world right a look at at what some of
the inner city life is like and allow them to
play that character while they're driving around in their fucking
drop top Mustang that mommy and daddy bought him for

(01:29:14):
his fucking sixteenth birthday, and he's driving around town thinking
he's fucking hard and oh shit, I could throw raider
gear on, and I could throw and starts to dress
a little gangster, and then he starts making different choices
and starts to become angry like what's in a song,

(01:29:35):
and thinks it's okay to take the way people are
expressing themselves in this music, and makes it okay for
him to be that way in public. Now, all of
this shit being set, Yes, video games can affect your
perception of reality. Yes, hip hop music can exchange can

(01:30:01):
change your perception or your thought press, thought process on
how to deal with the world. But that was also
that beginning of time where parents divorce rate were at
an all time high. More kids were being left at

(01:30:25):
home to be latch key kids. More kids had one
parent that are both parents that worked one parent or divorced,
and one parent worked one or two jobs, and they
had to go home and make their own food after school.
We were left alone to our own devices, and we
were left alone to figure out the world. Right, But

(01:30:50):
we were that generation that grew up that way, and
then that next generation or our children, We're not going
to do that to our kids, right, So we became
a little more gentler with our children. But it was
a confusing time for us as as parents because or

(01:31:12):
the generation before us, right, because it was you want
to be gentler, but yet you want to beat the
fuck out of them at the same time, you know
what I mean. Like there was there was there was
there was so much push and pull as as a parent,
like you didn't understand what your role was as a
parent and the kid. The kid learned to manipulate that

(01:31:37):
the best they could as a child, as any child
would and should. But when those kids became kids. They
came with all the package of you know, I'm not
gonna let my kid be that way. I grew up
like this, like nobody cared, my mom worked all the time,
I was home alone all the time, blah blah blah,

(01:32:00):
blah blah. And it doesn't necessarily correlate with what life
was really like for us, and it and I think
that there was a big loss of what we learned
and and that's when things begin began to change because

(01:32:22):
there was really nobody home watching the Family Unit. And
then by the time they watched, we were those kids
were starting to become adults. And then now you have
all these kids that were fucking that were goths and
that were on the outside of societal norm raising their children.

(01:32:46):
And now their children have a voice and are saying no, no,
my mom said, blah blah, and they're they're raising Karens
and Mike's and the world doesn't know how to like
come around it. And that's why they're you know, they're thinking, oh,
communism is fucking great. No, it's not, you know what

(01:33:09):
I mean, Like all this bullshit like all that from
like from like you know, hip hop to the video
games to all that there were there. They blame that
ship because you let those things become your fucking babysitter,
because your life imploded, and that's how you kept your

(01:33:29):
kids out of your fucking way. You know what the
next problem is, It's gonna be those fucking iPads and
Peppa the.

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
Pig was Pepa the Pig exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
It's this, it's this little fucking cartoon character. I don't
want to get into it, but it says fucking cartoon character,
and it's it's it's a woke cartoon character from what
I understand, and it's not an ideal representative of who

(01:34:02):
we want raising our children. We didn't get back to
fucking but then again, who were we raised by fucking
Scooby doing Tom and Jerry and Scooby or fucking uh
Shaggy walked around and talked like he was fucking lit
all the time and had the munchies right and and

(01:34:25):
fucking Tom and Jerry beat the shit out of each
other with anything and everything they could get their fucking
hands on. Like what did we learn as kids from
from those cartoons? You know what I'm saying? Like, so, yes,
they're they're those things were there, and yes, those things

(01:34:46):
I think changed the shape of society. And I think
that our parents allowed that to happen because of what
was going on in their life and their world. And
now it's it's moved further along from that and nobody
caught that that's what happened, and it's gone downhill since then.

(01:35:09):
So they need to go, you know, from our generation.
They need to go three generations ahead and stand all
the parents, adults, shoulder to shoulder, and somebody just needs
to run by slapping the wall to get their fucking attention. Bro,
what the fuck do you think you're doing? You know

(01:35:30):
what I mean? Like, this is not the way, this
not the way this shit should be. You get it.
It's just it's just wrong. We need to learn how
to deal with what the fuck is going on instead
of trying to change everything. Look, we figured out that
this is what the problem was, This is what happened,
this is what began to shape the world. It's misshapen.

(01:35:50):
We need to get it back into some sort of
a form.

Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
And I don't think you can because the genie has
been let out of the bottle. You can't put the
toothpaste back in the in the dispenser. I mean you
have you can talk about we grew up with the
cartoons stuff like that. Now there's the Internet. Yeah, there's
all this other stuff and there's no going back.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
I mean, we grew up at a time where and
you I don't I'm assuming you didn't. You don't understand this,
But you waited for your parents to leave the house
to go to the grocery store so you can go
raid their fucking porn stash, rubb one out while they're
gone on the VCR. And you had to, okay, you

(01:36:37):
had to put your VCR on zero, right and get
to where you want to be, write that number down
and remember it. Watch what you're gonna watch, rub one out,
finish and rewind it back to where it was at
and go put it away all before they got home.
What do you mean zero?

Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
Put it back to start at zero.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
Well, you gotta do that way. That way you're starting
at a zero balance with your RC, with your fucking
with your VCR. That way, you know you have a
starting point. So if I put it in and it's
a zero, what's that zero? The counter? You know how
when you're watching a fucking movie on a VCR, zero
zero zero, one zero, zero zero two zero.

Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
Zero, No, I don't. I have no idea what that is.

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
Well, see, that's that's my point. Well, we couldn't afford
a VCR. Get the fuck out. Oh you guys had
laser disc.

Speaker 2 (01:37:31):
No, we didn't have any of those these growing up.

Speaker 1 (01:37:34):
I could.

Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
I didn't have a porn stash to go. My mom
didn't have a porn stash.

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
Maybe you just didn't find it. Fuck, bro, you just didn't.
You just didn't look for it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:51):
Could you imagine?

Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
Oh, Ship, what kind of point do you think your
mom would watch man?

Speaker 2 (01:38:07):
She doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
I'm just saying, like, what would know? She would?

Speaker 2 (01:38:10):
He doesn't know.

Speaker 1 (01:38:11):
Would it be like porn? My wife might?

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
Excuse me, my mom had sex twice and that's it.
And there's my brother and myself. That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
Okay, son of a bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
Oh Ship, And she didn't even have sex, she had intercourse.

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
He you know, it was not find the sheet that
was over with a whole the fuck out of here.
That's too fucking funny, bro. No, no, did your children

(01:38:55):
find your porn sash? I didn't have one, right, you
know why because it was on the fucking internet. No,
I stopped this subscription when they were born, you had
a subscription. The funny thing is Manual got me an
annual subscription to Playboy for my birthday once, okay, and

(01:39:17):
I just renewed it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
And then when when we had kids, yeah yeah, I
had to get canceled. Oh damn, I don't even know
my kids knew that. Oops, close your ears?

Speaker 1 (01:39:29):
Kids? Did you? Did you? You can just shake your head.
You don't have to say it out loud. Did you
keep them?

Speaker 2 (01:39:38):
No? Why would I keep them?

Speaker 1 (01:39:41):
Do you know how much money those fucking things are worth?
Right now? Dude?

Speaker 2 (01:39:43):
It wasn't that long ago. Twenty years.

Speaker 1 (01:39:45):
Shit, it's been. It's been out of circulation for twenty years.
It got it got bought out years ago. They stopped
printing them right there. Yeah I got them.

Speaker 2 (01:39:56):
Yeah yeah, I would say, yeah, you're right, But no,
I didn't keep any of them.

Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
Could you imagine, bro?

Speaker 2 (01:40:03):
Could you know? Could you imagine me keeping a stash
and my kids finding it?

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
Come on, kid, like, why that's your inheritance room? But
could you imagine all the things that we could have
saved growing up? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:40:22):
Kid?

Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
That could that? We would be fucking rich right now?

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
Of course I know. I heard stories I shouldn't I
know anyone, but I've heard of people buying two of everything, right,
using one and then keeping the other one steal in
the box just in case.

Speaker 1 (01:40:38):
A lot of people do that ship with Jordan's right,
they'll do that with shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:40:41):
A lot they might now, but back then, yeah, no,
you wouldn't even thought about it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:48):
And why are Jordans? Why do people I don't get it.
Why are what? What makes them so collectible? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
I could tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:41:01):
Like some dude, some dude was like, uh, they had
a clip of him on on TikTok, Like he's at
these at these conventions where people go and the like
one of the cons or whatever, they'll sell shit or
maybe it was a shoe convention or whatever, and he
buys and sells shoes. Well, this guy had come up
and wanted to sell him shoes, and he opened it

(01:41:24):
up and it was a pair of like the first
fucking Jordans that were ever made. They were like a
red and white with the black little fletch out right,
but they were all fucking musty and dirty. And the
dude handed him a picture of him putting them on

(01:41:44):
on his birthday. This is the day I got him
and showed him the picture of him putting them on,
and the dude was just like, oh my god, check
this out, like it's the first it's the first one sold,
Like it's the first set of Jordan's. Like, how much
do you want for him? I do like eighty grand.
I'm like, what the eighty grand for a pair of

(01:42:05):
fucking worn out Jordans with your picture? Who the fuck
are you? Like?

Speaker 2 (01:42:11):
It's weird, bro, I only imagine. I mean I didn't again,
I didn't go into Jordan's until the fours. Okay, But
my buddy James, he had like the first Jordan's and
he used them for basketball. He used them for what
they're meant for. He played high school basketball in him.

Speaker 1 (01:42:30):
Wow. So I told you. My sister works for for DC. Right,
she works out of Washington, and all of her stuff
is normally she's done it. She works from home and
she works with all the tribes across the nation. Well,

(01:42:51):
somehow somebody on that works at the Nike campus. No,
somebody in Oregon that my sister and some of her
people have become friends with, and she got to go
and tour the Nike campus in Oregon. In Portland, and

(01:43:14):
she said that fucking grounds is so huge, and there's
so many buildings. She said that they walked in and
they have the one for Lebron, she says, and you
walk in and on the ground right like it's got
a basketball court, and on the basketball court like it's

(01:43:37):
dark so you can see it, there's these little circles.
When they turn on the lights, there's these little circles
and some are gold and some are black. They're every
shot he's taken in a basketball game. All the black
ones are the ones that he's missed, and the gold

(01:44:00):
ones were the ones that he made. She said, that
was only like five gold ones. But I'm just kidding,
she said, But if she said, but you walk into
these buildings and and for all these different basketball players,
all these people that they have like they have anyways,
and she says, it's just so amazing the amount of

(01:44:22):
money that they've spent on each building. Each person that
works under their under their trademark has its own building.
Oh wow, So like Jordan had his own building. Who
else who else has their their shoes? Tiger Woods?

Speaker 2 (01:44:44):
Right, Tiger Woods is golf, but still but he's he's
got his own shoes for sure, and.

Speaker 1 (01:44:50):
And so the the Williams, right, the sisters, I think
there was one there. They have they have tennis courts,
they have workout rooms, they have swim pools, they have
basketball courts, they have pickleball courts. They have all these things.
So people will come in and work a few hours,

(01:45:11):
go work out or play whatever game they want to play,
and then they go home and work from home the
rest of the day.

Speaker 2 (01:45:17):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
I'm like, Dad, I need a fucking job at Nike,
like that's the ship. But my sister says, yeah, but
the girl that took her took us on the tour,
she's like a gold medalist and something, and you could
see that she's in rock hard shape and blah blah blah.
And then she looked at me and said, so, I

(01:45:39):
don't think you're ready for a job there. The fuck
is out the ball. But you know whatever, I'll be
the first fat man to get a fucking a contract
with Nike. It's fucking hilarious. But that's crazy, d could
you imagine?

Speaker 2 (01:46:00):
I could imagine it because for what they did to
the for the School of the Oregon, the college, right,
it's incredible for the college there. I guess they went there.
The guys who either they went there or they they
donated to that school and do the gyms. Everything's incredible

(01:46:24):
there for the athletes. Crazy the amount of money pump
into that school.

Speaker 1 (01:46:31):
That's dope, though, you know what I mean. Like, but
there's nothing out here that's that's built that way. There's
nothing that big out here that that somebody could say,
you know, hey, we've made so much money at making
golf balls or guitar strings, we're gonna We're gonna help

(01:46:58):
the local schools build their their instrument. Yeah, you know
what I mean. Have you ever been to Ernie Ball. No, So,
Ernie Ball has a factory here, and they have a
factory in the Bay Area, and what they make is

(01:47:20):
like guitar strings, for that's what they're mostly known for,
is making guitar strings. Right, And my sister took a
tour at the one up north, and I haven't been
to the one here, but the factory apparently is pretty
big here. And this is they get shipments from up north.
We'll bring the strings down here and they package them.

(01:47:40):
They package them here. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:47:42):
I knew there was a facility here. I just heard
it was in Coachella and that was about it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:47):
Yeah, Like there's so many there are so many businesses
that are hidden in this valley that people don't know about.
Like well, like there's the ammunition one down in Coachella
too that they do ammunitions for the government.

Speaker 2 (01:48:04):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:48:05):
And and they you know, munitions like bigger than bullets,
you know what I'm saying. Boom, you know, I mean,
And and they do them, They make them there and
ship them out of out of Coachella. And I mean
there's so much ship out here that that you that
we don't stop to think about. I mean, we could

(01:48:28):
have we could have each done that and retired from munitions.
Like how crazy is that? What else is out here? Like?
Would you ever work on the fans?

Speaker 2 (01:48:41):
I'm scared of heights. I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:48:42):
I could. There's no fucking way, dude, Now, there is
no fucking way. I would probably be. I could probably
force myself.

Speaker 2 (01:48:53):
Well, I don't they They do come down, though, don't they,
Like the actual tower comes down, doesn't it can?

Speaker 1 (01:49:01):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:49:01):
Yeah, so I think you.

Speaker 1 (01:49:02):
Know, But if you're gonna work on it, you gotta climate.

Speaker 3 (01:49:05):
Are you sure?

Speaker 1 (01:49:07):
My brother in law when he was still My brother
in law used to work out there. He'd climb and
they'd fucking work on them while they were still up.

Speaker 2 (01:49:18):
Yeah, I couldn't do that. Isn't like Arrowhead or something
out here out here as well.

Speaker 1 (01:49:23):
There's another company that's out of like the Banning area,
and it's like, uh, what Blue Point or Blue Dolphin
or something like that, and they bottle water out of
uh I think right there, out of white water, because
you know white water if you take if you took

(01:49:45):
that trail all the way up, it would take you
to the Colorado River, from what I understand, and because
there used to be a dam up there. And what
happened was when they first built that dam. I don't
remember if it was that they didn't want it or
if they built it wrong or something happened, but they
blew the dam and when they did, all that water

(01:50:07):
went down and that's what made the Sultan Sea.

Speaker 2 (01:50:11):
Really mm hmm huh.

Speaker 1 (01:50:17):
And then they, from what I understand, they just did.
It's not a it's not a dam anymore, they or
it's not an open damage, just a wall now from
what I understand. And I could be I could be
talking out of my ass about that part of it.
I don't know what they have there, but if I
heard correctly, that's what it was, is that they had
built a dam back that way and that it that

(01:50:39):
it broke, and that's what that's what became the Sultan
Sea because the water came rushing down and then that's where.

Speaker 2 (01:50:46):
That's a that's a long way to travel, kid, that's
a lot of fucking water.

Speaker 1 (01:50:50):
Yeah, but you got to think about, you know, the
the dams that they put up there, because you have, yeah,
the Parker Dam which is at the bottom of California
and that's for the Colorado River. Then you have the
Hoover Dam, which is between California Las Vegas.

Speaker 2 (01:51:07):
Right, I'll take your word for it.

Speaker 1 (01:51:10):
I believe that's what it is. It's it's it's California
Las Vegas and each one of them like they gotta
be take their water levels and they get their water
from up north from when it rains and all that shit.
So it all they all feed each other. It's crazy.

(01:51:31):
I don't be doing any birthday shot outs or anything this.

Speaker 2 (01:51:34):
Week, actually, no, really, yeah, quiet a week.

Speaker 1 (01:51:37):
Wow, all people got to get on it. We're empty
on the first week. What are you gonna be for Halloween?
Did you decide yet? No?

Speaker 2 (01:51:50):
What really, we'll pick something out of the girl. We
don't dress it for folloween no more. No, no, I
haven't done that in a while. We got these shirts
that look like pumpkins and stuff like T shirt. But
that's about it.

Speaker 1 (01:52:05):
Are you like or she dresses up like like a
pumpkin in your shirt? Says Peter.

Speaker 2 (01:52:11):
Peter, My kids don't hear that.

Speaker 1 (01:52:16):
What Sorry? Kids? Plug your ears? All right? Hey, guys,
thank you so much for listening. We appreciate We'll see
you guys next week. Love you, Bye,