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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, everybody, welcome back to the side show. My
name is Bingo.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is Tony.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Uh, we're gonna change your name ton Rizzy. No, but
check a Feller.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
But check a fellow?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Was what I say? What did I tell you the
other day? Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, I'm not remembering.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
DJ pay check a fellow? What it?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Because you always world traveling like that Rockefeller money, do
big things.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Showing the people here and here.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
In this small city, what what big life's all about?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I do have to admit I this year taking a
lot of time off. And we're only halfway through the year,
and I'm taking time off in general. I mean between
the surgery and vacations. Yeah, I think I'm done for
the year though.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Oh yeah, I forgot.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
You did that too, dog two and a half months.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Damn. How you feeling?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
By the way, I'm like ninety five percent.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
What's the five percent from keeping you at a hundred? Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
It's still healing, you know, I guess like the the
uh incisions, incisions areas, they're still tender to the touch. Really, yeah,
I can still if they still feel weird if I
start to rub them.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
That's weird.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, I wonder if that I wonder if it's I
wonder if it's If it's more of a conscience thing
then than it really.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Hurts, because for a while there they would start to
like kind of itch.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh they're healing.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
So yeah, that's a trip.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Well, it's been a while since we've been on. Guys,
thank you so much for tuning in and checking us
back out.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
We're supposed to be on last week, but the day
you could record, I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, So it's just been kind of rough with with
Tony's traveling schedule and my work schedule. We just can't
keep up with each other right now. And hopefully, hopefully we'll.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Be the funny every every time we do record. After
like a couple of weeks, Okay, we're gonna be on
back on track now.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
We'll see you next week.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
And then next week. Hey dude, I gotta go. You know,
it happens. What you're gonna do, what you're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
So what have you been up to? I think he's going.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Everything's going good. Everything's everything's everything. Everything's back to normal now.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
So since since we've been back on, or since we
haven't been on, you know, Sebastian went to Utah and
he he started working at this place, like right when
he got there. Well, the place turned around and asked
him if he wanted to be a deli supervisor because
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he was working in the deli at this at this market,
and he said, sure, great, y'all I'll interview. Well, during
the interview, they asked him, uh, well, would you consider
being an assistant store manager? Damn, so he is now
an assistant store manager?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I told her, I, dude, just goes to show you're
at the right place. You are exactly where you're supposed
to be. This is this has been your next step,
this is this is what you were supposed to do.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
So good for him, man, I would I would. I
would think it's a considerable pay increase.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I'm sure it is. I didn't want to what. I
didn't want to ask and do all that. I was like, oh,
you know what I mean, because I know that means
he's not coming back now.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
So it's like, well, no, he's coming back, but he
could pay for himself to come back and visit.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
That's that's right, that's right.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
So we'll see him this weekend for a day.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Only if you're here when he skypes or zooms or
whatever else they're doing nowadays.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, I was gonna say Skype, you kind of showed
your age.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, pretty much. Do be even Skype anymore? Is it
all zoom?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I FaceTime myself. I don't know anything about any other ones.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Because teams does it too now? Teams, I don't know
that is it's It's like it's just another app.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
It's like an app interface for work. So you you know,
you put all.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Your teams like in like your your group of people
as a team.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Right right, right, So I don't know, I don't know
what the what he's going to be using nowadays.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Also back to the Sebastian roof Fast, did something happened
to the assistant manager that the position became available?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
No, they're opening a new store and it's the same
distance that he's traveling now to go to the store
that he works at, just in a different direction.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
So like that, he says, I'm just gonna be traveling
in a different direction. And he was kind of like,
I don't know if I should take it? Should I
should I do it? I said, well, I said, your
your only fear is you if they're if they're asking
you to consider it and to do it. That means
that they see something in you that you don't see
(05:03):
or that you don't believe you possess, and fuck what
you think if they if they're telling you that, then
it's time for you to step up and get it done,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
So it's like, yeah, you're right. Cool. So that's where
he's at.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Good for him.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
And Michael's gonna be doing a from what I understand,
he's doing some concert out in Vegas.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
What, Yeah, the three.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Of them, Yeah, they're gonna they're actually, uh they're going
out there a couple of days ahead.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
So that they could do the sound check and see what.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
It all looks like and kind of figure all that
stuff out and and uh, they're gonna be going on
like on the early side of the the the pre
show kind of like you know what I mean. So
it's something new for him that's gonna be I mean,
that's the way he's talking. It's a it's a big arena.
So I don't know, I don't know the names that
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are attached to what he's doing yet, but it's supposed
to be like some big people that he's involved with.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Wow, So good for him.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Once I find that information, I don't let everybody know
because I'm gonna try to make it. Yeah, I gotta
go to Vegas for that, dude, because I remember, I'm
you know, I remember what it feels like being on
stage in front of you know, I think the biggest
one I did was like fifteen thousand people, bro, And
there's just something about people standing up in front and
feeling people screaming in their excitement and and being able
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to control a crowd of that size. It's amaze. It's
an amazing feeling. You can't there's there's no adrenaline rush
like it's it's just it's overwhelming.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
So to be cool to you know, to be in.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
The crowd and watching my boy up there and him
being able to do that for a crowd, Like, I
don't even want to go backstage. I hate backstage. I
don't want to be back there. So I just I
want to sit in the crowd and watch him, you
know what I mean, Like.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Does he have like a.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Man?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Is he managed somehow or no?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
He's just it's him and it's him and his boys.
And I told him, I said, listen, so if you
get stuff like this, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
That's all great. And if you get it through friends,
but don't sign anything, you bring it to me or
you will find you a lawyer that you could take
it to you. But you need a contract lawyer because
you want to make sure that you're not getting screwed
on the back end for performing, first of all. Second
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of all, when you do a venue like that, and
you do it for a promoter, you get paid up front.
That means when you get there to perform, you get
paid because they leave about twenty minutes after the doors lock,
and good luck getting your shit after that. You get
your money up front.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
So he's actually gonna get paid for it too.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Oh wow, they're paying for him to go out there
and stay and then they're gonna pay him for performing.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Now I'm not you know, he's not stay and no
sweet and Luxere or nothing, you know what I mean.
But he might be staying at that little sixties place
that you guys stayed between the Metropolitan and Circus Circus.
But either way, I mean, it's it's it's a it's
a great uh learning experience for him.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
It's gonna it's gonna propel him.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
So and he's got the time out of work already
and everything.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Shit, he don't carry if I'm going to Vegas, performing
don't whatever, but apparently he does.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
He's not like you know what I mean. He's just
saying if they don't give it to him, well they're
gonna have to figure it out because I'm out.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
So that's cool.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah, and he's given him plenty of plenty of times,
so that'll be good. Like I said, I'll let you
guys know when it's happening that way, if you guys
would like.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Plus, his work is probably slow right now, or at
least really getting there.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well, I don't know if I don't
know if Outback feels it as much as the place
in What's ity is that Indian Wells? You know, I don't.
I don't think they feel the one in Indian Wells
is probably really really cyclical, And I don't think Outback
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is is that bad.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, out Back is really for locals.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah, you're right, so I'm sure that I'm sure that
he's good there.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I caused up. Reminded me when you went to Vegas,
you were off the strip where you stayed. Yes, do
you remember what it was called?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Tuscany? Okay, the one that when I went, Yeah, when
I went for when I was with WFG, there was
the Tuscany Did I stayed at and it was like
an apartment complex.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
You went, you stayed at another spot.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Well, that first time that we went, and we went
for Sebastian's birthday, the first time we went, we stayed
at a place called the Silver seven. Okay, don't stay
at the Silver second. Whatever you do, don't, don't do
that to yourself. But the Tuscan that it was nice
(10:06):
and nice little spot.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Because we went to Vegas a couple of weekends ago
and we straight off the strip.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Okay, what'd you guys stay.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Outdoor resorts? It's right next door to a casino called
south Point. South Point is is kind of I wouldn't
say it's big. It's a big, it's you know, it's
decent sized, but it's like the first casino right before
the strip. It's like a fifteen to twenty minute drive
from the strip before you get there.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I never I don't recognize the name. How was it.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
It wasn't bad. It wasn't bad at all. It's just
the fact that it's away from the from the strip.
Had we just stayed there. It would have been perfect.
You know, we're all there. They got a pool, right,
Like I said, you walk, It's just it's a result.
It's not a casino in any way. Oh okay, but
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right next door is the casino South Point.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Okay, so you could just walk to the.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Casino if you want the buffet, if you want to
go gamble, all that kind of stuff. If you want
a casino, you just go right next door.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
So you guys had so you guys stayed at that hotel.
And then how many times a day were you driving
into Vegas?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Well, there's the kicker. We went Thursday, Friday and all
three days. Oh wow, get in on what day was it? Saturday?
We went twice because we went out for breakfast on
the strip, came back, and then at night went back
out there. Actually, no, I'm wrong because the restaurants we
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went to for dinner are off the strip as well. Okay,
but it was in that direction.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
So that's like that.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
That's well, if you do if you do a taxi,
that's got to be an expensive ride, even uber that's
like fifty bucks, right because you have so many people,
so we.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
And you're probably stacking in a van.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
It was we every time we went as a group,
we took we got a big suv right with sixty
bucks holy ship when we went. It's I'll start from
the beginning.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
We got there on Thursday afternoon. Our buddy Luis was
already there. Him and his wife were there all week.
We stayed at their their timeshare location. Okay, so they've
already been there. You know, it's the full kitchen, net,
living room, bedroom, bathroom, you know, the whole setup.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Right, So they picked us up. My wife and I.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Flew after work, what drive four hours because we wanted
to ride back with them.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, I'm saying no, I'm saying flying is cool, like
because they have a lot of times they have that
that Uh, especially what Southwest too, where it's like one
hundred forty nine bucks anywhere or forty nine bucks anywhere
in the US.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yeah, it was actually one hundred and fifty bucks each. Yeah,
for one way. Yeah, I've never flown Well I shouldn't
say never. I don't recall flying Southwest when I have
if I have, But let me tell you, yes, can
I tell you have you flown Southwest?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Okay, that's all.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I think.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I flew Delta once and that's a different experience.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
What and when you say it's different, what do you mean.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
This shit actually works?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Oh? Okay, Yeah, that's what I'm used to, right, Okay. So,
and I can just imagine what Frontier and Spirit is like.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Holy or Blue Jet or what's it calling?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
No Jet Blue? Straight? Kid?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Really? Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Do jet Blues off the hook?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
If you ever get to fly Jet Blue over anything,
you choose Jet Blue?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
All their stuff is new.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
But Southwest kid, you know we get to the airport,
you know, uh got our carry on because we're just
going for the weekend, and uh, I'm looking at my
ticket and there ain't no see assigned, right, So I'm like,
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so we're getting on the plane and you know that
they got the attendants right there at the door where
you walk onto the plane, right, they're greeting you. Well,
Like I said, I ain't never flown no Southwest before.
I'm used to fight attendants. Nice haircuts. Grooming is a priority, dude.
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Their hair was disheveled, tattoos yo. I hit one of
them with.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I said, hey, you didn't fly off?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I said, do you pick your own seat? I said,
because there's no, and he was like, yeah, yeah, wherever,
you know, wherever you want to sit, just it. I
was like, oh, okay, I'm not used to this dog,
I'm walking on his plane. First of all, everyone's taking
the front seats, right, and they're all taking the window
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and the aisle window in the aisle. Ain't nothing but
middle seats in the beginning, ain't nothing but middle seats available.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
And I'm like, they say, to those were the fat people,
you said.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
It, not me. I don't know. We had to go
to the back in order for my wife and I
had to sit together, okay, because I mean, or I
would have had a middle seat, she would have had
a middle seat.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
But sometimes the back seats, if you get the right
back seat, there's more room for your legs. See like
Southwest will do it now and again. Where you could
buy a certain seat that has the extra room for
your feet, like the exitisle or whatever, right you could
you could buy those and deserve a certain seat.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Yeah, I mean, don't don't take this the wrong way.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
You ain't never had to do that because first class
is all the same.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I don't do first class, but I don't I don't
necessarily look for a seat that I'm having more leg room.
To me, they're all the same those exit road seats,
though you ain't got the trade Yeah, the tray in
front of you, stuff like that. So uh, you know again,
we find our seats. We we take off, uh we land.
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Luis and his wife are there to pick us up
at the airport. We run the walmart right quick, pick
up some essentials like waters and chips and donuts because
I gotta have my breakfast treats. You know what I'm saying,
I got you, so uh dog. We go go to
the lobby check in. Rob and his wife are driving.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
We're not.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I'm not expecting them until like six o'clock, eight o'clock.
Maybe by the time we got done checking in, they
they're pulling up. I was like, yeah, I was like, man,
had I known this, we would have rolled with them,
you know what I'm saying, because we wanted to go in,
you know, and either.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Way you would have been flying, flying through that desert. Boy.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
So we go to our room, and this is where
it's kind of sporty. You opened the door just like
a regular hotel room door, but then you're in a
fourier that shaped almost like a short y. So Luis's
room is on one to the right and ours was
on to the left. Yeah, it was actually pretty cool.
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So we could shut that front door and leave our actual.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Doors open to each other's rooms.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Correct, So you know it's just we you know, walk
not even the hallways. You know, his rooms right there, right,
So that was cool. Uh, we started drinking. I brought
a couple of bottles we brought up. I brought a
don Q Yeah, and uh, how was it? It's really spicy. Really,
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it's good. You can take I mean, you know, I
can drink it. But and that's saying a lot, trust me.
That sat Oh don't get me wrong, I'm not taking
anyone shot.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
But you ain't making faces. You're not making.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
As bad of a phases tequila. Hm. Uh. So you
know we're drinking. Rob finally shows up, and you know,
I caught a pretty good buzz. We all did. So
that first night, we took an uber to the strip
because Rob's got families going to be coming down as well.
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So he has an ex brother in law with his
wife going to uh that was going to meet us
on the strip because they were actually staying on the strip. Okay,
so we decided to meet at New York, New York.
So we get some pizza, you know what I'm saying, Right,
So we do that. We meet up with his brother
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in law and dude, we're having a great time, go
to the bar, have some beers, you know, eating some pizza. Dog.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Great, We're having a good time.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
And then and then it happened, and.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Then we just for whatever reason, we leave the casino
and we're going to another casino. So we're walking to
the next casino, which I don't remember which one was,
but there are some stores in between. We go into
the next casino. Cool, we're in a new casino and
we're following Rob's brother in law. Okay, we're passing bars,
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we're passing all the machines.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
So we're talking. We a good time.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Then we go upstairs to like the monorail station Montreil,
like a train take you like to another casino. Right,
So we're there, we're talking, we're having a good time.
We get on the monorail, we're we're all having a
good time. There's two, four, six, eight of us get
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to the next casino and we go downstairs and walking
through the casino, having a great time. At this point,
I'm kind of losing my bus and so is everybody else.
So we walk outside the casino and at this point
somebody decides to finally say.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Yo, where are we going. We've been walking for like half.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
An hour and then yeah, we're passing all these bars,
and you know, so Rob's brother and law goes, oh,
I gotta go to an ABC store. You know what
an ABC store is. It's a it's a convenience store. Okay,
I'm going to the day ABC store. And we're like what, Oh, yeah, man,
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the beers are cheap. I gotta get some chapstick for real.
And we're like, you know, we're kind of looking at
each other like.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Did you really say I gotta get some chapstick?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
What are we doing here? You know what I'm saying.
It's like so at that point, I mean, it's still
a walk even from the casino doors to the strip
because you know, they got the long driveways right, And
we're like, and we're just doing this just to go
to a store. And uh, you know, Rob was like, Yo,
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why don't you just come back to our room. We're
gonna go back to the room. We're gonna you know,
drink and da da da, And dude's like, no, I'm cool,
We're gonna go walk around him and his wife they
want to walk around. Now, Vegas is not the same
as it is when when I was in my twenties, right,
you know, walking around on the strip is, yeah, you
could do that. It's just not the same, right. The
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casinos is where the action is, where everybody's hanging out.
You know, we used to be able to hang out
in the street and.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
And well we could hang out in the streets anywhere
and have fun.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Yeah, that's the difference because we're fucking we in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Exactly mean, but it just is not the same anymore, right,
So we decided, yeah, we're just gonna go back to
the room because now you know, everybody's lost their buzz.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
And y'all irritated because you followed this dude to go
by chapsick, I get you, okay.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
So at this circular driveway of this casino, I don't
even remember which casino is, it says SUV's sixty dollars
or seventy dollars. Cool. So I go to the to
the to the bellman or whoever's in charge of the
you know, getting the taxis and hey, we'd like to
get one of these, one of these cars, one of
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these SUV's. He's like, oh, okay, follow me. So he
walks up to the first one, not a big and
he says he's talking to the guy. Hey, I got
some passengers for you. Da da da. So we start
getting in and I see the driver of this whatever
it was suburban. Give the dude like five bucks the develpment, right,
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and he got me a ride. All right, cool. So
we all get in and the dude says, where are
we going? I said, oh, we're going to the Grand
Resorts for Great Resources outdoor resorts. And he's like looking
at me, and I said, oh, it's over there by
South Point. He's like oh, and I'm like what. He goes,
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that's that's out of our area. I said, what you
mean with Chadier. He goes, well, you know, we're just
really for here on the strip. You know, we'll take you,
you know, pretty much close proximity. And I was like,
so what does that mean. He's like, no, it's going
to be extra. It's not gonna be the seventy dollars.
And I was like, well, how much is it going
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to be one hundred and twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Holy shit.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I'm like, everyone's already in. I'm like, because I'm the
one that got it. So I'm in the front seat.
I'm like, let's roll. He goes, Okay, it's gonna bee
hundred twe I was like, yeah, let's go get me.
I'm like, at this point, it's like, now, fucking get
me to the fucking room, right, I'm you know, it's
I'm irritated now, you know, because we're on that high
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and then we're now we're back on the low, right.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
And now now things are starting to fuck you now.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm easily irritated.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
So we go back to my room because that's where
pretty much the alcohol was.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
And you didn't tell anybody how much it was, you
just to know.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
I think they all know. I mean, we're all gonna,
you know, chip in for it.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Okay, Well that's good.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Yeah, so, which I don't think they did.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
But anyways, he said, yeah, yeah, we were going to
but nobody did.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
So we go back to the room and we drink.
Can We'll have a good time, you know. Again, you know,
at this age, it's just us, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Hold on, you know, Luis is gonna hear this, and
as soon as he does, he's gonna, oh, hey, I
know he's gonna push pause and card or immediately you
some cass. You fuck that. That's funny. Okay. So you
got back to the room.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Got the back and we started drinking again.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
You know.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
And the way the room is set up, because this
is kind of important. You walk into. The kitchen is
to the left, and the dinning You walk kind of
like you're walking into the dining room and the kitchens
to the left and the living rooms behind it. And
if you walk like right at the at the dining room,
there's a door that's to the back to the bedroom.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Okay, okay, so I'm confused. Hold on, you said, when
you walk in you go to either left or right.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
And well, you walk in and there's a counter, because
there's a kitchen right there, and then and if you
take five steps is the dining room table. So at
that dining room table, you could either like kind of
curve back around that wall into the kitchen. You could
go left into them master bedroom, or you could just
walk straight into the living room. Now, once you're in
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the kitchen, there's also a door that goes to the bathroom. Okay,
the door to the bathroom and the door to the
bedroom were kind of even, all right, Okay, they are
on the state. They share the same wall, if you will.
So behind it is the bedroom and the bathroom, and
they're connected. So it's almost like you go in any
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door and you're in this one big room that has
the bathroom in the master bed in the bedroom. Okay, okay,
So you know, we're drinking, we're having a good time,
and I'm tired, kid. I just got back from Puerto Rico,
and we're good to the Puerto Rico trip all week.
I got back on sun Saturday, Sunday, and I'm just beat.
I had to go to work. You know what I'm saying,
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I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
How was that going?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Well, you know, oh, that'll be a totally different conversation,
but let's just remember put a little sticking that of
how was work after being gone trip?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
After the trip.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
So at one point I had to go to the bathroom,
and it's like, let's say it's one in the morning,
just maybe twelve one o'clock, Okay, so I go up,
I get I get up, I go through the kitchen
to go to the bathroom because that directly leads to
the bathroom. And I hand on my business and I'm tired, kid, tired,
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And from the bathroom, I could see that nice big
bed just way for me to get in it.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
So, okay, so was was your guys's the bedroom that
was connected to the bathroom. That was the big, one,
big room.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
What do you mean by your guys is we're in
my hotel room.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
So so I'm like, fuck it, I'm going to sleep.
But I can't tell them I'm going to sleep because
they're gonna make me stay up right, So I just
I walk into the bedroom. The problem is the door
is wide open and they're right there. So if I
close the door, they're gonna see the door close. They're
like three feet from the door, the bedroom door. So
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I creep behind the bedroom door and I was there
for good thirty seconds to a minute, and I would
just close it like an inch and wait, close it
in an inch and wait, close it, close it, and
you know, just slowly. It took it like a minute,
maybe even two try and then dude, it was it
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was like a crack open and nobody noticed, and I
just jumped into bed and I dig like within fifteen minutes.
My wife's like, honey, are you asleep? And I was like, yeah,
I can't do it. I'm done. So they were like,
all right, So that's night one. Get up the next
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more kid. There's dishes all over my kitchen, salad, eggs.
I'm like, what the fuck happened here? It turns out
at one point, like Rob got hungry. So because Louise
and his wife were there for over a week, they
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have like traditional food, right, so she went next door
to her room, cooked them eggs. They made a salad.
I don't know if they were all eating. I didn't
ask my wife ate any and I'm like, and there's
a bisi and then they leave all the dishes here.
So I'm washing dishes. I'm doing all this now.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
At this point, damn, they stuck you with the bill
and today damn.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
So at this point, Marta and I even we're gonna
fly in on that day on Friday. Okay, the plan
was they flew in. Let's say at nine, we're gonna
all pick them up. Louise has an eight passenger expedition. Okay,
we're all gonna go pick him up, go to the
strip and have breakfast at this one spot.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Wait a minute, if you had an expedition, why didn't
you guys just do that because you were drinking.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Yeah, okay, and we didn't want to party end.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
I got you. I'm not there with you. I remember
the days.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
So everybody ready, we're gonna be picking them up in
about half an hour. Rob's wife, we're in a text group. Okay, Yeah,
Rob's not gonna make it. He's throwing up on he
was throwing up. He's not feeling good. So you know
that one fifty one got him.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
He asked out after the first night.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
First night kid well, so they were like, so we
were asking her, yo, you want to roll? We could,
you know, if he's just staying in bed sleeping, and
she was like, no, I can't. I feel bad. So
we were like all right, cool. So we you know,
we had bought gatorades and stuff like that, so we
brought them to him.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
We didn't see him, so we went picked up Martin.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
And Ivan at the air and and went to go eat,
you know, without them at the restaurant. It's called the
pepper Bell. Okay, it's a nice spot. It's like been
there for years. My wife and I whenever we go
we always eat there after breakfast. Take them to Walmart.
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So I'm at Walmart again. Uh, let me put this away.
I went to Walmart like three times. I've been to
Walmart in Vegas more times than I've been to Walmart
down here in the last year. Hilarious, did that? Went
back to the room.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
She'd got you should have got old boys and more japstick.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
So at this time, it's like late afternoon. Rob is
feeling better there in the pool, so we go downstairs.
When we meet him at the pool, we're gonna go
go out and have a nice steak dinner that night.
So we're talking at the pool and Rob's, you know,
talking about the night before with his brother in law, right,
(32:08):
and you know, let me put let me backtrack. It
wasn't that bad. Don't get me wrong. It's not like
we're pissed or anything. But it was like, Yo, we're
in Vegas, We're here to have a good time. We
must have passed three gift shops in these casinos that
you could have bought some chap stinking I'd have bought
you some chap stack. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Now, you needed your money for the ride home for.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
So Rob was like, yo, I'm sorry about that, you know.
And he did have a funny line. He said, yo, man,
you know him, you know he had he smiled. He
probably had to get some stitches. His ship was so dry,
oh ship that in itself made up for it. Uh.
(32:53):
So that night we were gonna go have a nice
steak dinner and the rest of his family were there,
which is his other two brothers and their wives. So
it's like there's Rob and his wife. There's three on
his friendship side, three couples, and there's three on his
family side, you know, three couples. So it was cool.
So we go to this nice steakhouse.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Where'd you guys go?
Speaker 2 (33:14):
It was called a Herb and Roy or something like that.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
Off the strip, it wasn't on the strip.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Was it too bad? Uh?
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Was it like the normal steak places you go to?
Or is it more like Sizzler?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Well, if you put if you give me those two options,
I'll have to say, it's more like the steak joints
I go to. But you know, it was like, you know,
the old buildings are old. The furnitures like older looking.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah, but when you order a steak you get if
you're not. If you didn't know, they're just gonna bring
you a steak, you have to order the potatoes separate.
You gotta order this separate.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Then, yes, it's yes, it's that kind of spot. So
here's where it gets funny for the beginning. Uh, Rob
tells us, Yo, we're gonna have to get separate checks
because generally when we go out as a group, right,
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it's you just split it four ways.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
Okay, we're not sitting there looking at the receipt.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
We're not. You know what I'm saying, right, just split
it four ways. You might have gotten screwed this time.
I'm gonna get screwed next time. It just goes. It
works out, Yeah, it always works out. There's that's the
best way to do it, right, Okay, no biggie four.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
But there's always that one motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
There always is. Well, Robert understands, you know, that's how
we like to do it, but yet his family doesn't
quite do it that way, right, So he's like, yo,
when we go which gonna all get separate checks, you know,
because it it'd be easier that way, cool, no problem,
we don't have.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Wrong with that.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Right on the menu kid, groups of six or more
one check plus a mandatory twenty percent cretuity. So, you know,
looking at Rob and I said, I said, Yo, look
at this. You know what I'm saying, right, So, I
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don't know how you want to do it. If I
can help you out in some way, let me know.
But he was like, no, it's cool. I got it.
I got it. I got it.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
Cool, so check coms Rob pays.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
That night, did we do anything?
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I don't remember if we did anything that night. I'm
at a loss.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Yeah, actually we did, my bad. We went to the strip.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
We actually went to a mg parked at MGM, we
walked out to the strip to walk and guess where
we wound up at ad damn ABC store. It was
just like, yeah, we gotta go night. I don't think
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they bought anything other than I don't know. I didn't
go in it. You know ABC stores, they have a
lot in Hawaii. That's the first time I've ever seen one.
And they're just called ABC. I mean, everybody knows the
ABC store. It's their seven eleven is their MPM type
dealous So uh, so we wind up going back calling
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it the night.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
So the next day we all went to brunch, okay, and.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
We pre we reserved the brunch, and you could get
the drink package with the brunch if you reserve it.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
So Rob, I don't remember why this worked out this way.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Rob reserved my wife's and I and his wife and
his on the same ticket. So we just paid Rob
for it. Okay, Okay. Everybody else, from what I understand,
got their own all right. Okay, Ours and Rob's had
the drink package with it. Louise and his wife didn't.
(37:22):
They also did the drink package. Martin and Ivan did
not do the drink package. They were just gonna buy
drinks as they went along.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
So when it was time to see everybody, they couldn't
see everybody at the same table. They had one table
for six and two tables for four each. So what
Rob did was he kept us six together, Me and Louise,
Ivan and our wives, and then he sat with one
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of his brothers and his other brothers sat with the
brother in law. Cool. So you know, it's similar to
Sizzler or whatever they come, or any buffet they come.
They look at your ticket they said, okay, you guys
got the drink packages.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Yes, okay, you know, take your order for drinks.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Da da da. Now we're eating. At one point we
noticed Rob having a conversation with his waiter. Then he
comes over. He's like, hey, did you guys get They're
saying we didn't have the drink package and we were like, yeah,
(38:35):
we got to drink package. Here are drinks, and Martin says, well,
we didn't get the drink package. Long story short, oh
excuse me. We had Rob's ticket for four drink packages.
Four people with drink packages, so it was Louise and
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his wife. So we were like, yeah, us two and
those two have the drink packages. They're like cool. So
because of that, they didn't give Rob his drinks because
you know, it just the ceitting was just fucked up.
We were we should have said with Robert and his
wife right, so and because of it, it all got
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fucked up.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
So Robert wound up buying his wife a drink.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
After the fact, they finally figured out the issue with
the drink package, so they were gonna refund Robert for
one of the drink packages on his ticket, and Rob
was like, why are you want to gonna give me one.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
You know, I paid for two.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
So they pointed at his wife and they said, well,
she's got a drink right there, and he was like, nah,
fuck you know, noah, fuck that, I'll pay I'll pay
for that single drink because you know you no fuck that.
Everything got worked out, no biggie. But again, during the
entire time, he couldn't. He didn't order no drinks, so
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we kind of felt bad for him.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Jesus. So did did they end up giving them two back?
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeah? I believe so. They. I believe they refunded him
money for his his drink package. Fuck now, I know
I'm jumping around a lot, right, So we go back
to the room. No excuse me. That first night Rob
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wanted to go to a dispensary, so they had bost
some stuff. Okay, very important, sat out where Saturday. This
is after brunch. We're gonna go hang out at back
at the hotel, we decide. I think it was Louise.
He bought gummies that are supposed to keep you up.
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I ain't never heard of this, all right. They told
him if you were going to take like a long drive,
you could take these and it'll keep you up the
entire time. It doesn't have supposedly doesn't have the part
that gets you high. I don't know about the THCHC
and all that kind of good.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Stuff that don't make no sense because we make you
want to fall asleep.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Brother, he heard, well, he bought the one that's supposed
to keep you up. Okay, So we all decide on
Saturday afternoon to take some. I took half of one,
the other half my wife took. We went to this
casino adjacent to our hotel. While we're in the casino,
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you know, my aldady's playing machines, Robbers playing cards, and
Rob was actually up. Dude, I'm falling out, kid, I'm tired.
My legs weigh a ton, and I'm like, fuck, I
don't know, I can't do it. My wife is feeling
tired too.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
She was taking another half.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
That's what they told us, and that's what we did.
So we go back to the room. Dude, we fall asleep,
take a nap, good hour, hour and a half nap.
Wake up. Now this is Saturday night. This is Rob's
birthday dinner. Okay, at this because at this Italian spot
that we went to last year. When we went we
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went to Vegas.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
This is the one where they called Louise. Yes, okay,
it's like a speakeasy. You go in and you gotta.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Knock it, and then somebody comes out and they open a.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Secret door, all this kind of good stuff. So Louise,
you know, his voice is very.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Hoarse, right, so, especially when he drinks.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Right, Yes, So they opened up this little window. They're like,
what fuck do you want a type deal? And so
Louise starts talking, Hey, we're party of where the guitaris resume,
you know, reservation. Uh. Dudes like so, and Louise is like, well,
the reason I'm telling you that is because not all
of us are here. I don't know if you want
to see us. And he's very and the dude's like, yo,
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somebody else gotta fucking talk because this guy is two horse.
I don't understand the fucking word he's saying. You know,
he calls him out. It was actually kind of funny.
So they bring us to the back. They actually gave
us one of those rooms by itself, like a big
table by and now that was pretty cool. So the
matre d if you will, comes in and he's the
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same dude that helped us last year.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
I was gonna say that, and the manager was he there.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
That's what I referred to it as matre D. So
I was like, hey, we came here last year. We
had a great time. I said, we're here again. It's
my buddy's birthday. He's like, all right, cool, you know,
let me know which one it is when he gets here.
So they show up, and so the manager comes back in.
I was like, hey, this is the guy that uh
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or maybe this was before Rob showed up, but I
was like, yeah, it's birthday. And he goes, what the
fuck do I care? It's birthday? You want me to
jerk him off when he gets here. You know, it's
that type of type of vibe. So we're ordering our drinks,
you know, I get my lemon drop martinis.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Jesus.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
So I'm starting to feel right, you know. The waiter comes, Okay,
take your order now. The menu is great. It's got
a lot of stuff on it. As an appetiser, they
got these meatballs that we remember were really good. Oh
that's right, and I wanted some garlic bread, so I said,
let me get a meatball.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
He goes, how many do you want?
Speaker 2 (44:27):
And I'm like huh, my wife wanted one some two,
and so the wader goes, you want three, and I'm like, yeah,
you know, my wife and I have our own plusible
split one right, I'm like, yeah, that sounds good. He goes,
how many garlic breads the same? I'm like, yeah, that's cool. Yeah.
So he goes around, takes everybody's order. We're all chit chatting.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
You want three balls? Where everybody didn't you?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Dog? He comes back, food comes, the appetisers come. Bowl
has got two gigantic meatball I was on it boom
and the garlic breads got you know, a few slices
on it. He puts it in front of me. I'm
like cool. He goes, all right, where do you want
the other two? So I'm looking at him. He's got
two plates of meat balls. He got two plates of
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garlic bread. Dog. And this is like thirty dollars to each.
Oh shit for the for the bread, and then thirty
dollars for the So I ordered three. I ordered six
plates at thirty dollars a hit.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Holy shit.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
I was like, fuck it, just you know, put one
in the middle table, in the middle of the table,
and put one on the other end. No, biggie. You
know what I'm saying. Right, We're having a good time,
absolutely cool. Who comes, I gotta time out. When we
were at the pool before dinner, uh, when we were
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at the casino, let's say, before dinner, before I got
too high. Robberts telling me he bought one of his
brother's dinner and his wife dinner the night before at
the steakhouse for his brother's birthday. His brother had just
had a birthday.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
And I was like, oh, that was nice to you.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
He goes, yeah, man, but my other brother like gave
me one hundred bucks for him and his wife's dinner.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
And I was like, oh, well, let me put this way.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
I gave him like three p fifty for my wife
and I oh it was like one of those steakhouses.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Right.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
He's like, I knew they were gonna do that to me.
That's why I want to separate checks. You know. They
were like, you know, here's one hundred you know, let
me know if I owe you anything more. So he goes, dude,
I got to figure out what we're gonna do tonight,
because if it's like that, dude, I'm gonna come to
He tells me, I'm gonna come to you with the
receipt and we're gonna split it up right there so
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everybody will pay me before we leave. I'm like, bro,
I don't want to get involved. He goes, come on, man,
you're good at math. We need to dude, we need
to do this. Before I was like, oh man, you
gonna put me in a spot.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Just gotta do is go to uh his chase app
and on Zell and hit uh split receipt.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
You take a little picture of the receipt that splits
it all for you.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Oh really, yeah, how do you know who gets what?
Speaker 1 (47:16):
It's just I think it's just even stevens.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Oh dog, we could have done that divided by what
eight two four one two three four divided by seven couples?
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Okay, coach, So who could have done that?
Speaker 4 (47:29):
Anybody could have done that?
Speaker 2 (47:31):
What like that?
Speaker 1 (47:33):
That's why he came to you.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Well we get we're having a dude. They brought it
to something for his birthday, you know, the candle dog.
Great time. Okay, we had a fabulous time. Food was excellent.
Bill comes, Robert gets the bill and says, all right, everybody,
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I'm gonna let what everybody. I'm gonna let you all
know what you oh, in like five give me like
five minutes, but check go, let's do it. I'm like, fuck,
you know what I'm saying. I'm more than happy to help.
But you know they're gonna be looking at me like
I'm doing something, you know what I'm saying. So I'm like,
(48:18):
all right, So we sit down.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
If you got to help him do math at dinner,
your dinner, should we pay for it? You? I got you.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
So we sit down and I said, okay, bro, here's
the tax and tip. I said, we're gonna divide that
by you know, the amount of people and tax and
tip turns out the twenty dollars ahead.
Speaker 4 (48:39):
Oh, not bad, not bad at all.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
So he makes an announcement, all right, everybody, just let
you know taxing tip is twenty dollars each, so you
already in the whole twenty dollars each. Just let you know.
We're not trying to scam anybody. So I'm like, all right,
so easiest thing for me to do. My wife and
I we already this. We order Dad. We were dizz
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you know, and I'm adding, I'm like, okay, add you
know twenty seven ninety nine thirty dollars, add sixty dollars.
I got these lemon drops do the cool all right,
Oh excuse me, I got a backtrack again. Louise is
high this entire time. When we get to the restaurant,
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he's not feeling good. He's like kind of quaky. So
we thought, you know, some food in him would do
him some good. Appetisers come, he's eating, He's not feeling
a kid. He's like, dog, I'm not feeling it. I'm
gonna go back to the room. Really yeah, So dinner comes, Bro,
they just pack up his food and they just leave.
(49:46):
They bouncey, you know, he's apologetic, Yo, I'm sorry, can't
do it. Not feeling good. Him and his wife just bounced.
They get it uber back. So counting Luise's food, we
know what he ordered, Martin Ivan, all right, Rob, what
you get? And I'm marking everything off as we're going along,
you know, a little little ink spot next to each meal.
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So cool. Everybody's cool on our end. Then we then
we're doing his his end, and then one of his
brothers goes, but check, go I got you, I got you, homie.
So to me, what does that mean to you?
Speaker 1 (50:23):
I'm gonna pay for it right out here.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
I got you. Mean to me, that means you're gonna
pay for my food, right right? Right, okay, I got you, Bro,
don't worry about it. I got you. And I'm like,
I know he's not. That's not what he's talking about.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
Right.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
So he comes and walks over. Yo, my man hands
me a little, a little folded amount of money. He
hands it to me. He goes, here, man, take this
from me and my old lady. H If I owe
you more, just let me know. And I got you.
Oh no no, so bro Rob says oh. He grabs
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the money out of my hand. He goes no, no, no, no, no,
hands it straight back to his brother and says, give
me five minutes. I'm gonna let you know exactly what
you owe. And again, you know this is between you guys, right,
I'm not trying to get involved. So yo, we do it.
So that brother's up. He goes, bro, you ow me
two twenty or something along those lines. And then the
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other brother, Hey, bro, you will me you know one eighty.
And then the last brother in law, Hey, you owe
me such and such. He goes, feel free to sell
it to me when you can. But yo, that's that's
your guys. That's what you guys. And one of the
brother was like, how do I He goes, you got
the surf for turf? Fuck? That was sixty dollars plus
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turf was another ninety dollars. He goes, that's why, and
he looks at me. He whispers, you see, that's why.
I gotta do it this way. So we're talking and stuff,
and then he tells me. He tells Ivan and I,
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you know, and our wives. He's like, yo, my brother
has a seventh seater. He goes to four, you could
just ride with him because we're gonna go to Fremont
Street and hang out and you know, party, right. And
I was like, okay, cool. So he goes he tells
his brother, Yo, cool, they're gonna write with you. Okay,
you got a seven seater, right. He's like yeah, So
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keep in mind I'm cool with their brothers.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
Right.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
I might have said ten words total in twelve years
to their wives. Oh and those ten words are like
hi at Roberts parties and by at Roberts parties, because
you know, they generally keep to themselves. You know, they're
you know, old school like that, right, So I know them,
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but I've never had a conversation with their wives. Okay,
so keep in mind, I'm like, four, let me drop
Martinez in.
Speaker 1 (53:03):
You were talking.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
So yeah, so I'm like, you know, so he's no, no, no,
So we're I'm at one end of this long ass
table and his family's on the other end of this
long ass table. So I know their wife's names. So
the brother, he asked, I know his wife's name, so
I call her name. I said Citia, and she looks
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at me. I said, I'm looking at her. I said shotgun.
She's like no, I'm like, yo, I called it shotgun,
like as if I know her. You know what I'm saying.
So so, after a while, to take what we're leaving,
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my wife and I we used the restroom before exiting.
Speaker 4 (53:53):
We walked out into the parking.
Speaker 2 (53:54):
Lot and I see Marta and Robert talking and Marty's
telling him that's cool, We're just gonna take an uber.
Robert's like, no, no, no, that's cool. My brother said,
you can go. So they have like a smart seven
seater maybe it's a mini van, but maybe a small suv.
But you know, it's like the trunk is the last
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set of seats.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
Yeah, your means are gonna be like.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
Yeah, so you. So she's like telling Robert, look, Ivan's
not gonna fit in that thing, which he was not
gonna fit in that thing. So Rob's like, no, it's cool.
He knows, you know, we'll just give him the front seat.
So he yells at his brother, yo, Jesse, you might
if he gets the front seat. And I said, uh,
(54:40):
I got the front seat. So I see, uh Cynthia
the wife, she's in the front seat already.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
Like I'm getting it.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
And here's the other part. His brother ain't saying ship.
So at that point, you know who runs the rooster,
we already stepped overstepped our you know, especially me. So
I'm like, Rob, it's cool. We're just gonna uber. He
ain't gonna fit. It's all good, bro, don't worry about it.
You know. He's like you sure, and I'm like, yeah, bro,
it's cool. We'll get it uber right now. So they
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take off. I said we'll meet up on Fremont Street.
So they take off, you all, actuality, it's a lot
better that we took an uber because he dropped us
off right in the action, whereas you know, we're waiting
for like a half an hour for them, because by
the time they found parking and walked to where we
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were at, it was like when you.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
Say, right in the middle of the action by like
where the axe throwing is at, and fucking what's the
Hamburger joint?
Speaker 2 (55:45):
You like, uh, white castle near there. We got dropped
off right in front of the Golden Nugget.
Speaker 1 (55:55):
Okay, on the other side of the Freemont Street.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
So it took them some time to get to us. So,
you know, we start walking around. We're walking down. There's
a band playing, which was cool. We watched him for
a little bit. We walked to the end of Fremont Street.
Speaker 1 (56:13):
That's where that's where I'm at.
Speaker 4 (56:14):
Pink Pink the singer.
Speaker 1 (56:18):
Yeah really, didn't you remember? I showed you a picture
of that. No, yeah, I met Pink there. Really. Yeah,
they were.
Speaker 3 (56:25):
They had they had some band at the end of
the at the end of the thing when on Sebastian's.
Speaker 4 (56:29):
Birthday, this is the first we're hearing about this.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
Come on, dog, Well it's some chick that looks like Pink.
Speaker 3 (56:38):
Yeah she was, you know, she was awfully pink, But
I don't think it was actually Pink. But I'm gonna
find a picture of right now, go ahead, keep telling
your story.
Speaker 2 (56:48):
So we wind up going to a like a club
bar type deal, okay, and get in some seats like
it was like they had like an outdoor patio and
indoor and cool. Dude, it was nice. You know what
I'm saying, right, We're all hanging out. The problem is,
you know, I might be losing some of my hearing.
Speaker 1 (57:11):
You might, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (57:13):
So it was kind of hard for me to hear
anybody other than my wife, who was sitting right next
to me. So like Rob's trying to tell me something.
I'm like, I'm looking at her, like because of the
music's behind me.
Speaker 1 (57:23):
No, it's Rob.
Speaker 3 (57:25):
Because Rob starts talking, so he moves his limbs real big,
but ain't shit coming out, and You're like, I really
really am.
Speaker 2 (57:34):
That was part of it because I was on the
other side of me and he's real soft spoken. So
but again it was, you know, everything they say, I'm like,
what do you say? And she's like he said this,
I'm like, oh, okay. So we're there hanging out. It
was mad cool. Now here's the thing. An old dude
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came in. He gotta be in his sixties or seventies. Shit, okay,
my man had a flannel shirt with overalls like bunkled up,
and my man looked straight up like Farmer John.
Speaker 1 (58:15):
Dead ass had some hot chick with him.
Speaker 2 (58:17):
No, not at all, but he was dancing with like
young he had a cane. My man was dancing with
these young girls having a great time. Gotta give it
to him. Farmer John was getting it in now. At
one point, Robin says, I'm scared, scared, and what you're
scared of? He goes, look behind you, teen wolf just
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walked in. Bro, fucked up. There's a dude, I'm gonna say,
Mexican Latino dude a little darker than me, shorter than me. Okay, okay,
for he jet black hair. But my man had a
hairstyle of Hugh Jackman in Wolverine.
Speaker 1 (59:01):
Oh shit.
Speaker 2 (59:02):
His ship was pitch black but like comb like that.
And then he had that beard, no mustache that comes
along the draw. Bro. It's like, come on, man, because.
Speaker 1 (59:14):
You got that thick ass fucking Mexican. Yeah I know,
I know, Yeah, I'm talking about dog.
Speaker 2 (59:21):
I'm like, ain't nobody trying to tell you that ain't
gonna work?
Speaker 1 (59:27):
Tell me, I ain't met pink.
Speaker 2 (59:29):
That does look like her. Uh huh, she charged you
fight allars for that picture.
Speaker 1 (59:33):
No, no, no.
Speaker 3 (59:35):
I went I told her to you look a lot
like Pink, so you might if I take a picture
with you. I'm gonna tell everybody that that's cool, all right.
She might have even been there, uh to do that somewhere.
Speaker 2 (59:48):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. She probably charged. I mean
I got charged to take a picture with some dude
just like Gene Simmons from Kids, but obviously he was
in his full makeup and everything. Uh. And then we
went home next day, drove on with Louise. He woke
up fine, he was. He just needed to sleep it off.
(01:00:10):
That gummy hit him in a bad way for somehow.
Oh the reason why I said about the gummy and
it not making supposed to not make you go to sleep, right, bro,
I was up the entire night.
Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
So after that little after that little catnapp, you were good.
Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Dog. I was straight. And I'm talking we called the
night maybe one two in the morning.
Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Maybe it was because the food hit you tubby first,
and then the and then the gummy actors. So then.
Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
I was good to go, like like no, yon, like
the five I take five hour energy. We're gonna stay
out late and I'll still yawn like throughout the night,
but I won't necessarily be tired, if that makes sense. Yes,
I wasn't yawning. I was like, dog, it was like
four o'clock in the morning for me, and I'm ready
to go to work.
Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
I was straight wow, dog, I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
So then after that you came back for well, it
was Puerto Rico before or after Vegas.
Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Puerto Rico's before Vegas.
Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
And that week you came home for like two days
and then off to Vegas.
Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Came home for like four days and went to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Ye long enough to watch and back out again.
Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Pretty much. It was rough too, damn. I can tell
you it was. I was feeling it death first night
in Vegas. I was tired, kid tired. Puerto Rico was cool.
Puerto Rico was real good kind of Oh we flying?
Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Did they have iguanas?
Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
None that we saw, I don't think, No, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
And nobody was cooking anything strange like that. No, Well,
here's okay, peep this like any guana peer or what
ever you guy's make.
Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
We leave Our flight was at night. I remember, right,
We had a layover in Dallas, and it worked out
great because my son actually met us in this layover
from Chicago. So from Dallas we went to Puerto Rico.
So all of us were on the plane in Puerto Rico.
That was really cool. Yeah, it was real nice.
Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
Problem was our layover was like five hours.
Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
That was kind of rough.
Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Yeah, that seems like whenever you have to go to
fucking Dallas, the layovers are long.
Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
In Dallas, there was that was kind of rough. I
ain't gonna lie, you know what.
Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
They do that on purpose so that you stay there
for a while. Did you find that that place I
told you about though, because I remember you telling me
that you have to be there for a long time.
Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
Uh, the little bar with like a with like a stage.
Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
No, I didn't see that at all. That also depends
on what terminal you're at.
Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Oh, like right in the middle of the motherfucking oh.
Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Uh. We land in Puerto Rico at like six am.
Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
My sister in law's.
Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Got this spot that she goes to that's near the airport,
five minutes from the airport. It's like a food outdoor
food stand Okay, they got outdoor seating.
Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
An open market.
Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
Okay, twenty four open, twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Well it's kind of dope. Yeah, iguana there.
Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Dude, probably we get there. Six thirty is closed, big
ass sign out of town. Twenty four hours. That's joint
is closed.
Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
It's fucked up.
Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
We go online.
Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
It opens at seven. Cool. We're gonna wait this half
an hour because our A, B and B. We can't
check in until like two o'clock. Okay, so we ain't
got shit to do. Anyways, she got some time to eat,
got some time to sit down and enjoy some real
Puerto Rican food, you know, because locals. This is a
local hangout.
Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
So what do what do the Puerto Ricans have for breakfast? Like,
what's the typical Puerto Rican breakfast?
Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Eggs, spam, uh, traditional stuff that everyone eats. But this
ain't a breakfast spot. This is like they got the rice,
they got blood sausage.
Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Blood sausage is nasty, kid.
Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Yeah it looks like, yeah, it's not right. Yeah, it
looks like yeah, even here to watch a dog when
he makes it. Yep, that's what it looks like. Anyways,
so cool they opened up a seven. According to online
and guess what. Six fifty five employees are rolling up.
Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
They open up. They got one dude, you know, hauling trash.
We're just sitting in the parking lot. Dude speaks a
little English. Hey, where you guys from California? All nice,
da da da It rained last night. Give us some time.
We're going to clean off the dry off the outdoor seating. Cool.
Seven thirty rolls around. We walk in. They're still kind
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of sweeping up everywhere. We're chilling. There's no food up
in the front. They got all the heat lamps on
for the food. You know, it's old school, the big
light bulbs, the three hundred light bulbs on top of
everything cool. We're sitting there. Employees are looking at us.
They're cleaning and stuff. It's like pushing seven forty five.
(01:05:29):
Now eight o'clock. Some other people come walking up. They
sit down because, like I said, it's all outdoor cool.
One of the other people get up to speak to them.
They come back, they leave. So somebody, maybe my sister
(01:05:51):
in law, goes up, Hey, you guys open at seven.
What's going on. They're like, yeah, still gotta cook all
the food and stuff. Dog, we were hot. Wow, bro,
it's one of those things that you know in the
United States, they open at seven. You expected this ready
(01:06:12):
to go? Yeah, I mean this is an island, you
know what I'm saying. We're there on an island time. Yeah,
we yeah, we open at seven. We get here at
seven to start work. Dog hot kid hot. So you know,
we leave obviously, and uh we go to old San
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Juan and we find a little breakfast spot we eat there.
Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
How was that?
Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
Uh, it wasn't that. It was all right.
Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
The best thing they had was like coffee and put
cinnamon in it in these little white stylefoam cups that deal.
And you know, again, the buildings are old. I'm talking.
You know, I'm looking at it from my perspective of
the style of work I do.
Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Yeah, that's a health violation. That's a fucking hazard right there,
because you know, you see the wires just for the
light bulb, you know, a wire nutted right above me.
You know, you can see the water line going from
this sink to the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
You know what I'm saying. I'm like, oh man.
Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
So just like the movies.
Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
Yeah, I forgot what we ate there some powdered I
don't remember what it was, powdered, powdered like dare I say,
a pancake with powder on itself? Sugar? I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
It was probably powdered sugar, right, Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Yeah, powdered sugar, that's what I mean. But you know,
I don't remember what it was. It's not what you
would think as a traditional breakfast. We got some bacon
that was like very crisp, you know what I'm saying, right, So,
you know I like crispy bacon.
Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
This was it was drying like a plant I got you. Okay,
this was.
Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Some cooked baking. Let me put it that way. You
know how sometimes you get it. You see the white
of the fat. Yeah, no, this is all straight one color. Okay,
but it was dog. We're enjoining our sos. We're on vacation.
Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
It didn't matter. It was you stay, we're all together, exactly.
We're having breakfast, yes, kind of.
Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
So we started driving to the to the other side
of island where our airbnb is at.
Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
So you guys run in the car.
Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Yes. We each rented a jeep. Okay, which plays a
part in another story.
Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
I'll just say that's gotta be like that's got to
make you stick out.
Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
No, like three jeeps rolling up together.
Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Two. No, everybody's got jeeps out there. I think I
talked about this before when I went with my dad's
funeral to jeeps or everyone's got a jeep out there? Crazy.
They Actually we were actually supposed to get a van
and a jeep because my mom was with us. So
whoever had the van, because there's four people in these family,
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whoever drove the van that day was taking my mom,
you know what I'm saying, right, and then the other
family would take the jeep. You know, you can take
the top off and stuff like that. So when we
were renting it, the dude was like, yeah, you know,
we'll give you each a jeep. We were like, all right,
cool because we wanted it for the tops, you know,
to take the tops off, right. He was like, yeah,
it's been raining a lot. I don't recommend anything other
(01:09:30):
than a jeep right now. And we're like, oh really.
He showed us some videos kids, you know them tropical
rainstorms are no joke.
Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Different, right, Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
So we roll out, We're going to to the airbnb.
It's all the way on the other side of the island,
almost two hour drive.
Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
We get there, what are all on route? Because you said,
this is what are gas prices like in Puerto.
Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
Rico, seventy a leader because it's off putting. You see
seventy seven cents, You're like, what, but its seventy seven
cents a leader.
Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Okay, and there's four leaders in the gallon.
Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
I something along those lines. So it was pretty much
almost the same three bucks. So we're going to the
airbnb early, so we don't really know what. We just
want to get to that side of the island, you know,
because that's where we're going to be.
Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
So my daughters like, look, I emailed the owner of
the airbnb and told her we're going to be here early.
We had paid extra. Checking is at like three. We
paid extra to be able to check it at one, okay,
and right now is like eleven, ten o'clock maybe. So
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my daughter's like, look, I emailed the lady. She gave
me the code, but I don't want to say nothing
in case don't work out. She's so let's go to
their baby and hopefully we'll be able to get in.
If not, then we're gonna have to figure out something
to do until one o'clock. So we get there and yo,
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props to my daughter, Props to my sister in law.
This this compound was off the hook. It's got a
main gate in front that she was able to open
with her phone, punching a cold on your phone. Yo,
we got there. She punched in the cold. She's like,
if it works, it works, sure enough to drive away
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gate open. Cool, we pull in another code for the
front glass door. Cool, we're in now. It's a five bedroom,
six bathroom. Each bedroom had its own air conditioning with
his own thermostat, nice own bathroom with walking showers. The
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master bedroom was off the hook. It had a glass
wall that had sliders, so you go each slider, you know,
you slide it into the next, into the next, into
the next. They could open up the whole wall.
Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
That's dopey.
Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
So my brother comes to me, he's like, my wife's there.
His wife is there. He's like, all right, who's getting
the master bedroom? You know, me and my wife were
you and yours. So I was about to say, yo,
rock paper scissors, let's flip a coin. You know what
I'm saying, right, And then both our wives were like,
(01:12:36):
what are you guys talking about?
Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
You giving it to your mom.
Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Oh, that's exactly what we did. We were like I
played it off like because I didn't say anything. I
was about to say this, my wife don't know this.
I was about to say, Yo, rock paper scissors two
out of three and uh, and I was like, yeah, man,
we should give it to mom. He was like okay,
(01:13:03):
So you know, we're looking at them. My mom was
like looking at this room, it's like really nice. And
we were like, yeah, it's your room. She's like, I
can't take this too big. Like, yah, we're here because of.
Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
You give it to your favorite son.
Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
Mom.
Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Sorry, Rick, So.
Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
My mom got the big bedroom.
Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
It was nice kid who jumped into the pool. We
actually there's an actual cousin that's kind of closer to
my age, but she's my mom's generation, you know what
I'm saying. So she's actually my mom's cousin, but she's
like maybe sixty Okay, So she actually heard that we
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were coming. She actually made plans to meet up with us,
so she actually came over her and her husband. So
we're chit chatting with them for a while. This is
the cousin. I don't know if I ever told this
story that her and my cousin irmin nephew's mom. Okay,
when I was little, I was like a cute little
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kid when I lived in New York. Yeah, and uh,
you know, I was like the lovey dovey everybody wanted
to hug and kids on me type deal. They actually
played tug of war with me and they pulled my
arm got pulled out of socket, so like my arm
was like hanging by itself to where like, uh, this
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girl's mom my aunt, actually my mom's aunt, but you
know she's my aunt. She's the one that actually had
to put it back in the place type deal. Yeah,
that was a trip. I kind of still remember that
I ever thought about that in years. Uh. So she
came over, you know, I was like cool, was hanging out,
you know, chalking. So that first night, what do we
(01:14:58):
do for dinner? We went to a restaurant. You know,
it's been so long ago, I kind of forgot. So
the next day we go for brunch because the next
day is Mother's Day. So we go we drive to
brunch that long yeah shp Okay, So we go to
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we go to a nice brunch spot. We're gonna stay
here at for the day. It's like a big resort.
We actually are my wife and I and my brother
and his wife. We actually booked a couple of massages
or massages I should say, because I wasn't in the
same room as my wife. After brunch, we go to
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get the massage, and my son's following us. And because
my daughter was with my mom and my nephews, they
were hanging out the pool, So my son's following us,
and I'm like, fox this kid following us for it
because we're you know, we got to walk to the
other side of the resort to get our massages. So
I don't say nothing, but I'm thinking, why the fuck
(01:16:01):
this kid following us?
Speaker 5 (01:16:02):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
You know, I appreciate him spending the time with us
because we're talking as we're walking, you know. And again
I got a little bit of a buzz going. So
it turns out, uh, him and my daughter paid for
our massages as a as a Mother's Day gift, Father's
Day gift, early Father's Day gift. So that was mad cool?
Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
What what that's like? Fuck?
Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
You know what I'm gonna do every go to the
store and I'm gonna buy myself a Father's Day card
and and send it to myself signed with their names.
Oh thanks, guys, appreciate you getting this from me. Then
they'll be all confused, called, hey, what'd you get dad?
Nothing for what? Like for Father's Day?
Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
Why didn't win? Is it? Yeah? That's all right, that's right.
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
So so I got you know again, we we go.
We have to change clothes. You know, I'm inunder way
with the robe. They give you slippers and stuff. So
I go in the room and I'm getting the hot
stile massage. You know that's my joint oka, you know
what I'm saying. So she starts a massage. Uh, and
(01:17:23):
I'm laying on my stomach looking down and bro, I
fall out. Kid. I was pissed because I opened my eyes.
All done pretty close, but I opened my eyes and
I'm looking straight down at the floor at this big
ass puddle. My my baba's was just hanging down slavery
(01:17:49):
and ship. Oh man. But yeah, I turned over. She
puts some the hot stones on my chest and stuff.
So it was really good. We were We go back
to the pool, go hang out.
Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
The first night rain catching dogs.
Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Kid.
Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
This it's like, let's say it's four or five o'clock
now and we're gonna hang out. But it was like, look,
it looks like another storm is gonna be coming in.
We ain't gonna truck. We ain't trying to drive in this.
So we go back to our side of the island.
Keep in mind, you can go from one side of
the island to the other two hours. Now here's the problem.
(01:18:33):
Airport's on the top right corner of the island. We're
staying on the top left corner of the island. Where
we are is the bottom middle of the island. So
you know, everything is like an hour to an hour
and a half.
Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
Hold on.
Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
So if you're looking at the map, you we're staying
on the top left, the airport's on the top right,
and you guys were at the Tonam middle.
Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Particular spot where we're at as the bottom middle got so,
now we got to drive another hour to go back
up to our spot. And not that it's a big deal,
but it's just it's almost like if someone came to
California and they rented a spot in Riverside.
Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
And one day they got to go to.
Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
Los Angeles to go hang out. One day they want
to go to San Diego to hang out. So you know,
what I'm saying. It's like that kind of a drive, right, right,
So we do that, We come, we drive back to
our side island. We go out to dinner. Had a
nice dinner.
Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Cool, what do you guys do anything special? Light? Where'd
you guys go for dinner? A restaurant was obviously Puerto
Rican food. I know you like, I don't remember because
you always talk about chicken, and.
Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Yeah, I don't remember what I had to be.
Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Honest with you. With peppercorn, right, that's what it is.
Uh black eyed peas, other black eyed peas.
Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
Okay, so, uh, my ship is what's called an empanada.
It's a meat pie. That's my ship. If I can
find that, dude, I'll eat that day at night. I'm
matter of fact, I'm gonna make you so one day.
You tell them. Next time, remind me, I'm gonna fright
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them up. I'm gonna bring them. You gotta eat them
as soon as I get here, though, because you need
that crisp. Anyways, so that night is over, So now
we're talking Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
We go to the Bacardi factory this day. That's an
hour and a half drive.
Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
And it's it's not just it's not just a Boccardi.
Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
Did you go did you just go to the one
Q no Briccardi. Oh, you actually went to the Bacardi
Bacardi factory. So, I mean they do tours, the whole nine.
So we do the tour and then they have a
mixology class. Oh this isn't it, dog man. Cool. You're
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like in a big room. They have like alcohol set
up in front of you, little vials of little jars
and everything. Uh, they're okay, we're gonna make a mohito.
They got the music blaring. You know, they okay, take this,
put it, pour it in, mix it with some ice.
Take take a drink. Cool, all right, now we're gonna
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make this other drink.
Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
Dog fucked up?
Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
No, no, because it was you know, it was just
a little bit they try to sell you. You know, they
got the the gift shop.
Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
You walk into the gift shop.
Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
On the way to exit. They got all the bottles.
They had this one bottle. I think it was like
eighteen hundred dollars kid, wow, yeah, trying to sell that
to US.
Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
Now, Puerto Rico uses the US dollar, right, they don't
have like their own paysols system or anything.
Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
Okay, So we did that. We were kind of hungry.
Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
So we're in San Juan or near it, I should say, Okay,
we were gonna eat dinner at this restaurant on our
side of the island, but we were hungry now and
if we waited, it would have been another two hours.
Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
So my daughter finds bad Bunny got a restaurant in
San Juan.
Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
The restaurant's a little bit too pricey, and we weren't
going to have dinner there. We just wanted something to
snack on. Turns out he also has this little bar cafe,
so we wind up going to that. We go in.
At this point we're able to get a seat. There's
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some people there, you know. We ordered some food. They
got impanadas. Dog, I'm tearing a dog. We could have
to me, I could have just ate dinner there. I
would have been straight. But these are just advertisers that
were snacking on. Yeah, they were little ones. They come
(01:23:29):
three to an order. We ordered like two or three
sets of these and order something else. Dog off the
hook though, talking anyone slamming. We finally decided to leave.
As we're leaving due the place is packed because we
were sitting in the back and again, these old buildings,
it's not like a big open area. They got like
little rooms here, little room over there.
Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
They're like old houses.
Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
Probably people are out front taking pictures of the spot.
We go home, We hit traffic, so it takes us
a good two and a half hours to get home.
We go out to dinner. Cool following day, my mom
wants to chill with family, so we're gonna take her
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to her cousin's house.
Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
Okay, which is.
Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
About an hour away.
Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Did you guys leave it there and go.
Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
My brother and I took her. My wife and kids
and sister in law. They stay at the house. My
brother and I took her. We chit chatted for a
good half an hour forty minutes with my mom's cousin.
It's actually, here's the funny thing, it's actually my dad's cousin.
Then my dad had passed away, right but my mom.
(01:24:44):
My dad's family loved my mom heartbroken when they divorced,
and still kept in contact.
Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
So my mom's like, my mom talks to this woman
almost every day. Oh wow, you know they're both retired,
got shit else to do? So uh so we you know,
with chit chatty, and we finally leave. We're as we're
driving home, Maps takes us a different direction and we're
actually driving along the beach along the ocean, which is nice.
(01:25:17):
And I was like, oh shit, man, we should take
the top off. So my brother, he's not that tight.
He's you know, to him, top on, top off. He
don't care, you know, he's pretty straightforward. And I was like,
oh man, we should take the top off. He's like, yeah,
we should. I was like, cool. So we took you know,
and when I say top it's just the front seat.
(01:25:37):
You can't take the back off because you actually need
to put that somewhere the front, you know. You take
his two pieces, you throw it in the back of
the Jeep's straight and okay. So we're driving kids. All
of a sudden, rain drops start hitting. So he's like,
what do you want to do. I was like, I said,
we're good. I said, I used to drive in the
(01:25:58):
ray and my Volkswagen all the time. You know, because
as you're driving, whatever hits you, actually it's supposed to
hit you, hits the windshield, so you don't really get
wet unless you stop.
Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
And these this car is meant to get wet. So
we're good.
Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
We're good. So we're driving dog. Within ten minutes, it's
it's a tropical storm.
Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
It's just pouring.
Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
Dog. We have to pull over. We're trying to hurry
up and get these tops on. Dog and I'm talking
it's pouring, kid to dog. We're a dog. We needed towels.
That's really bad.
Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
Holy shit.
Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
But we got the tops on. We go back, get
to the house. My wife is quiet. Uh, my sister
in law is quiet.
Speaker 1 (01:26:52):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
I'm like, I'm looking at my kids. They're looking at me.
I'm like, what's going on. They're just quiet.
Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
They want to know why you left them.
Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
No, not at all. They my wife and sister in law,
they just partied too hard and they were coming down now.
Because were you figured hour and a half drive there,
hour and a half drive back. On our way back,
my brother and I stopped and got something to eat
real fast, you know, because they have something called King
Taco or Taco King. How do you know about that?
Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
They had those here, Dog. I don't know if it's
the same, but.
Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
Well, this place is apparently it's based out of Miami.
Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
It was actually not bad wasn't bad. I mean, we
were expecting Puerto Rico Mexican food. It wasn't bad. Let's
say a step up from Del Taco wasn't bad. I'm uh.
We stopped there. We stopped at the grocery store to
get some ice and some other you know, some drinks.
Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
Did you buy chapstick?
Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
So we get back. Turns out they party too hard,
that's all. They were just coming down.
Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
Just wipe the fuck out.
Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
So we didn't do much that night. We stayed in.
Of course. Following day we go to the don Q factory.
Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
Now donk CU's the one you just found out about, right, Yes,
and was it worth the hype? Is it any good?
Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
Yes? But this is like an old mansion. Bacardi is legitimate.
Is a legitimate factory. We're on a big like one
of them big tour bus, not tour bus like tour carts. Okay,
I got a Universal studio driving around. They showing us
(01:28:43):
the big tanks and ship. Legit factory. This is like
the like a legit mansion.
Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
So what were they making?
Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
They make They make their RUMs there too, But this
is like a gigantic house.
Speaker 4 (01:29:00):
This was like the owner's house. But it's huge.
Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
Dogs, you're there, you think this is Scarface's house. You
know what I'm saying. It's got these little fountains, the
little pools that have fountains. You know, you're walking around.
It's got all this grass area. It's nice, but it's old.
So we go into this. They take us into this
room with all these barrels. Kid, Okay, so he's telling
(01:29:26):
us the story the barrels. The alcohol is one hundred
and thirty proof.
Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
So he opens up one of the barrels. One hundred
and thirty proof.
Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
That shitn't light in hand, right, Dog.
Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
He poured it into vials at our tables. They got
these like stand up tables that you you know, each
group is standing like five of us in sitting around it. Okay,
he gives us all. You know, there's these uh what
do they call it? Little droppers? Eye droppers? Right, he goes, okay,
put someone in an eye dropper. So we did. We
everyone had their own eye dropper.
Speaker 4 (01:30:01):
He is not pour it in your hand. Dog, It's
like hand sanitizer.
Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
Something like that, like a jelly.
Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
No liquid hand sanitizer drives real quick, but you can
feel your hands like now, it's cool to the touch.
Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
Bro, he has us pour it in a shot glass,
we drink it.
Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
I'm not gonna lie a little shot like that. I
was buzzed. Everyone was buzzed. The buzz wore off rather quickly,
but Bro caught a buzz off a little dog like.
Speaker 1 (01:30:38):
Oh yeah, I mean one and thirty dogs.
Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
It was a trip because.
Speaker 3 (01:30:43):
Most most are like I think that they're like normal
is like eighty out here right for like a bourbon
and shit.
Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
He explained everything to us like I I I before
we left here at uh total one and I had
bought Bacardi one fifty one excuse me, don q one
fifty one okay, and you think it's one fifty one proof,
but it's not. It's it's like one hundred, one hundred
(01:31:11):
and ten maybe something along, maybe even ninety I don't know,
but it is like they say, it's like the strongest
ye that's still strong, for it's strong. That's rob shit.
That shit took them out. Yeah, so we went the
rest of the tour. They showed us all the bottles
that they have, which I would have loved to have
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taken home all of them. They had one supposedly, I
think it's a sales tact to myself. Supposedly in a
few years ago they found barrels that have been sitting
since the time. Yeah, since they opened up the factory
type deal. So there's like limited bottles of this going
(01:31:56):
for like I want to say, two grand, like a
regular bottle supposed to be, you know, a very fancy bottle.
Speaker 3 (01:32:03):
Of course, ask your question, besides your wife, is there
anybody you like enough to share a two thousand dollars
bottle of alcohol with?
Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
Not on my budget.
Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
No, you're closer than I am, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
But yeah, no, I'm not buying no two alcohol.
Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
No, well, we finally found your fucking limit.
Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
But CARDI wasn't getting me for the eighteen hundred dollars bottle.
Don Q gave me for their twenty two hundred dollars bottle.
Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
I'm sure they fucking tried though.
Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
Uh. This tour also had the mixology class. Yeah, they
had you know, their little alcohols in front Da da da.
We you know, made little drinks off the hook, kid.
But this one was cooler because again they also played
you know, Spanish music. They had a conga line going
with the drinks dog. It was off the hook. I'm
(01:32:55):
not gonna lie. I had a great time.
Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
Now do they do they do? Like? H is that
don Q good for long iron iced teese?
Speaker 2 (01:33:04):
Yeah? You could? Yeah, mix it all they have. I
don't know if we talked about this before. They have
something called crystal Donkey Crystal okay. It is their version
of vodka.
Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
Oh okay, So you're.
Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
Supposed to be able to use because their rum was
losing at like one point in the seventies, I think
their share in the marketplace to vodka vodka, so they
decided to come up with their clear vodka type that
you could substitute. Instead of using vodka, you can use this.
Speaker 1 (01:33:34):
Well, that's how these bottles like the one you have
ready for water, huh. That's how they got big.
Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
Like when we were in in high school, that's how
they started that whole.
Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
Where did white women go work out? They put on
them stretch bands and then go and they'd wear the
fucking white socks that were up their leg and then
squeeze back down the scrunchy socks jazzuer.
Speaker 2 (01:33:57):
Size, Jazu sizes. Huh.
Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
So that's when all that shit started.
Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
Well, then the girls started, you know, we were had
already been drinking and partying.
Speaker 1 (01:34:06):
They would feel that shit that there are water bottled
up with vodkans. Go to school.
Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
I remember, I remember taking a Simples. What the fuck
is that?
Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
Yeah? Craziness.
Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
So what did we do that night? I don't remember
where we ate that night?
Speaker 3 (01:34:28):
Are there like any fun attractions that you go to
uh Puerto Rico for, like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
Like a six flag type deal. No, I don't think
they have anything like.
Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
That anything They're like, do they have like a like
an aquarium there?
Speaker 4 (01:34:47):
Oh they might, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
I would think they would being on the water, like
I would go in and see the fishes.
Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
But yeah, we didn't do anything like that.
Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:34:59):
So the next morning, we're going to have breakfast mm hm,
we're going to go to the beach. Then we're gonna
pick up my mom okay, and we were having dinner
with my step mother, one of my brothers and his daughter. Okay, okay,
(01:35:19):
So that was the plan for that day. Got to
keep in mind all the driving. Okay, my mom is
in our away and my step mom is a half
an hour from that point further out, all right, Jesus.
Speaker 4 (01:35:36):
Okay, So we go to breakfast.
Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
Let's say the breakfast bot is a half an hour
away from our house. Okay, the beach is five minutes
away from our house. Okay, Okay, we go to breakfast.
From breakfast, we were gonna go straight to the back
to the beach. So we're coming back towards where we
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were staying.
Speaker 1 (01:36:02):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
Now I wasn't given permission to tell this story. Oh shit,
but I was also not told not to tell the story.
Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
All right, I like it.
Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
So at this point, love, if you want to turn
it off, go ahead. As we're driving back, I call
it a rumble in the bronx. I get a rumble
in the bronx.
Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
And how many days have you been in in Puerto Rico?
Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
Three? Maybe?
Speaker 1 (01:36:34):
So this is three days of foreign food on foreign
water in a foreign country. Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
So my stomach starts turning, and I'm like, huh, I
think you might have to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
I never felt that before, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:36:47):
Hey, So, as we're getting closer to the beach, I'm like,
you know what, I think I'm better off going home.
It's only five minutes, right, we had no business. So
I tell my daughter, Hey, call you t Tiva. Tell her.
(01:37:08):
We're going to go to the house first because I
gotta use the bathroom. If they just want to go
to the beach, maybe get a spot, or they want
to come to the house back with us, so we
all go to the beach together. Whatever. I just gotta
get home. I gotta go home. And there's my daughter
sucking her teeth. Couldn't you have went to the bathroom
at the restaurant that it's not like that.
Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
Are you one of those people that don't like to
ship in town or.
Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
Like U, No, I'll go if I have to go.
So now it's really starting to Yeah, it's really starting.
I'm like, oh shit, oh shit. Now I'm picking up speed,
you know. Now it's like yes, So we rolled down
(01:37:54):
off this main street and then we got to make
another turn. So as we make it the other time,
I tell my daughter, Hey, get on your phone and
open up the gate. I got I gotta go. So
as I'm pulling up the gates opening, I'm like, cool,
So dog, it's it's it's crunch time and I'm not
gonna lie. It's fucking crunch time. I tell her open
(01:38:17):
up the front door, you know, unlock it right, it's
now I get out of the I get I jump
out of the jeep. Have you seen Bridesmaids? Yes, okay,
the part where they're all got sick when they're trying
on dresses. Yes, okay, the part where the chick is
(01:38:37):
getting married runs outside.
Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
And she's trying to get across the streets, trying to.
Speaker 4 (01:38:42):
Get across the street.
Speaker 2 (01:38:43):
So as I'm running down the driveway, I hear my
daughter laughing, and at that point in time, I almost
start laughing, and I almost it almost happened. Kid. Think
of it this way. Put your hand and for me
handing a cup and try to pour some water in
(01:39:03):
it and try and have it not slip through your fingers.
That's what I'm going through right now, all right, dog.
So I'm running, I run through the house. I run
to our bedroom, and I didn't make it. I was
I was that close. No no, no, no, no, I'm wanting.
(01:39:27):
I'm wearing a bathing suit because we were going to
so the so the netting caught a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
Of it, but it was liquid.
Speaker 2 (01:39:35):
Well it's it's Barbara Cola bro. So I'm sitting down
and I'm handling my business and luckily I ran out
of the jeep. So I left my phone in the
jeep because I had I had my phone, y'all would
(01:39:56):
have got some pictures. Dog. So so I'm on there
for a while. So I hear my wife coming in,
so I grab my shorts and we're talking and I'm like, yo,
So I got the door like have like like like open.
(01:40:17):
I'm like just sticking my head out and I'm like,
what do I do with my shorts?
Speaker 4 (01:40:21):
I said, because do I stick them in the washing machine?
Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
And you put them?
Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
So she goes, She goes, obviously, you got to take
a shower, so take them with you in the shower
and clean them and then we'll put them in the wash.
You're not gonna just put them in the washing machine
like that, which makes sense. Right after I would have
just thrown them in the wash. I didn't know no better.
Now here's here's the worst part. As I'm standing there
talking to her, no, my it's still coming out. So
(01:40:51):
I'm standing there, it's kind of like dripping out of
me and I feel it and I'm like fuck, So
I have to sit down real fast again. So when
I finally get done, you know, I walk into the
shower and I'm showering and I'm washing my and I
have to wash my shirt too because it got on
the back of the shirt. Oh yeah, kid.
Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
All the way like up.
Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
No, it's just just right where I at the bottom,
towards the back.
Speaker 1 (01:41:16):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:41:18):
Uh so I put it. I have to put on
another baby suit.
Speaker 2 (01:41:23):
Uh. But that's the only stomach is show I had
the entire time.
Speaker 3 (01:41:27):
I told you when I was when I was working
for Errands, I was working at the store in a
town called Tracy. So Tracy's you can get to it
off of the ninety nine, but it's it's after like
uh ship, well after Fresno and you're going and it's
(01:41:48):
just before Modesto, right.
Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
And Turlock is right there.
Speaker 3 (01:41:55):
So I was working one day and this fucking Samoan
cat came in bro and he came in with his
chick and I saw him grab his tummy while he's talking,
like rubbing it like you know, normal kind of shit, right,
And all of a sudden, she's only shopping as the
(01:42:17):
Oh this dude's in there fucking blowing it up. So
then he comes out and they left.
Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
Well, somebody from the store had to go take a
shit or try to go to the bathroom and they
walked in. They're like, I'm not cleaning that fucked I'm
not cleaning that. So I was like, what were you
talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
Man?
Speaker 3 (01:42:40):
That dude, that dude he did us dirty, bro, Like
he shipped on the floor, on the toilet and up
the fucking wall. Like I was like, how do you
shoot up a wall? It was bad, bro, it was bad.
And he must say, I bet you that fool was
lactose and tolerant. And I had some like a large
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glass of milk before he came, because that ship was
fucked up?
Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
How long? How long did it?
Speaker 5 (01:43:08):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
Was it just the one?
Speaker 5 (01:43:09):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (01:43:09):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:43:10):
Was just? Yeah? Just a one time. I mean I
was straight after that. I was straight before that. But
you know, I think it's been a long time. It's
been a few years at least. And it always happens
with work, you know, you're like, oh my god, what
am I going to do? Type deal?
Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
Had I had not gone straight to the house instead
of making that right to the beach, I don't know
what would have happened. Come on, man, really, had I
caught a red light, one more red light, I don't
know what would have happened.
Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
I would I would have taken everything out of my
pockets right as we get into the fucking what do
you call it, jumped out the jeep and ran straight
to the water.
Speaker 2 (01:43:56):
I'll be at the beach.
Speaker 1 (01:44:01):
Clean up right there.
Speaker 2 (01:44:02):
I'm not gonna lie. Kid. For a quick second, I thought, this,
this house that we had is beautiful. Okay, it was
a luxury home, all right, and you no, no, no, not
at all. But they had cameras everywhere. I actually thought,
(01:44:23):
for a quick second, I should just drop trial in
the front yard and just do it right here. But
there's cameras everywhere. I had to tell yell at the
wife of kids to look the other way, don't look
at me, don't look at me. But I honestly, another
two minutes, bro, I don't know what would have happened.
Speaker 1 (01:44:46):
Yeah, you should have. You should have just a smoky.
Speaker 2 (01:44:53):
When you say the beach, there's no way that because
parking running two the beach to the water, no, kid,
that would have never worked out, never a million years,
would not have happened.
Speaker 1 (01:45:07):
Because there's a lot of people on the beach there.
Speaker 2 (01:45:09):
What those people there? I mean, you gotta pay for
parking if you want to park close.
Speaker 1 (01:45:13):
When was the next time you were going to be
seeing some Porto Ricans like that? Like you was moving there?
Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
Dog? All bad? Kid? It was bad, bro.
Speaker 1 (01:45:27):
I bet fuck that.
Speaker 2 (01:45:30):
It was all bad. And I think the reason I
didn't make it was there was that point in time
again between the vehicle and the front door that made
the choice. I know when I made When I made
it to the middle, I heard my daughter laughing because
(01:45:51):
you know the way I was wobbling, and it made
me chuckle. And that point I slowed down because and
and at that point I was like, I'm not, am
I gonna make it? Am I not gonna make it?
You know I did? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:46:08):
Fuck it sucks getting the hold, bro, it does I
remember being young and having that problem.
Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:46:16):
I just hold it, Yeah, just hold it.
Speaker 2 (01:46:19):
Oh yeah, m hmmm.
Speaker 3 (01:46:24):
Do you we've been gone quite a few weeks. I'm
sure you have a lot of birthdays to get caught
up on. Are we already doing worried about an hour
and fifty minutes? Yes, Sothiger will give these last ten.
Speaker 1 (01:46:37):
Minutes to all the birthdays and whatnot, and we'll try
to push to get back next week because a lot
of stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:46:45):
Uh, when we were in Vegas for Robert's birthday, his
birthday had already passed. Okay, but while actually Martin Ivan
stayed behind when we left on Sunday. Fuck it, Martin's
birthday was that Wednesday. I don't know what I'm trying
to say. Happy birthday, Marta.
Speaker 1 (01:47:06):
Happy birthday Martha.
Speaker 2 (01:47:08):
Wednesday after Mother's Day. My cousin Deborah, her birthday was
the fourth of June. Happy birthday, Deborah went to the
casino Morongo. I'll talk about that next time. We played
Bingo kid on a Friday night.
Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
So do you have blotters?
Speaker 2 (01:47:27):
It's a whole story. Oh fuck, that's a whole story.
Speaker 1 (01:47:31):
He got blotters.
Speaker 4 (01:47:32):
So dog Bingo. When's the last time you played Bingo?
Speaker 1 (01:47:37):
I've never played? Okay, but I remember my mom.
Speaker 3 (01:47:42):
She used to go on Sundays, okay, and she would
come out of the room and she'd have her fucking
plastic bag with like fucking eight different blotters, different colors.
Speaker 2 (01:47:52):
And okay, well, bingo has come into the twentieth century,
twenty first century, excuse me, and it's I'll tell you
about it next week. So did you I'll tell you
about it all next week.
Speaker 1 (01:48:04):
Right, all right, Well.
Speaker 2 (01:48:07):
We got shushed, got shushed, pretty much shushed. But we'll
talk about it next time, all right, the whole story.
But I had a great time. Keep it at dead. Okay,
uh Roberts brother in law excuse me, son in law
one turned thirty four on the fifth, So that was
(01:48:29):
was that this last week? Yes, Thursday of last week.
Happy birthday one.
Speaker 1 (01:48:33):
Happy birthday one.
Speaker 2 (01:48:36):
My niece AJ's new wife, newlywed. Okay, her birthday is Thursday,
two days from now. Happy birthday, Jasmine.
Speaker 1 (01:48:47):
Happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:48:49):
My god son, little Louis Louise Junior. He turns twenty
three on the thirteenth. Damn yeah, kid.
Speaker 4 (01:49:00):
It's funny how Luis has four kids.
Speaker 2 (01:49:07):
When I met him, he had three and one was
on the way. So our friendship I could always. I
know how long him and I have been friends because
we met right befo when his wife was pregnant with
his youngest, so she's eighteen, So we've been friends for
eighteen years. So my godson, I've known him since he
(01:49:29):
was five. So that's a trip. It's just a trip
when you look back at when I look back at
pictures and stuff, right, because his kids and my kids.
My son and his daughter played tea ball together and
my godson wanted to be on the team, but he
was too young, so we still have pictures of him
practicing with us type deal. So it's just mad cool
(01:49:50):
that way. Also that same day, Ivan's daughter Patty, it's
her birthday. I have a birthday, Patty. My niece Miranda,
her birthday is Sunday, Miranda fifteenth, Happy Birthday, Miranda. My
co host sister Bella her birthday. You didn't even know,
(01:50:13):
did you? Is that following Monday? Do you know your
sister's birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:50:17):
Is Monday, June sixteenth two?
Speaker 2 (01:50:19):
He didn't know? Happy birthday, Bella?
Speaker 1 (01:50:21):
You know?
Speaker 2 (01:50:22):
I know. Bobby mcgonia listener, Raymond's wife. Her birthday is
on the seventeenth.
Speaker 1 (01:50:35):
Happy Birthday, Bobby, Happy Birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:50:38):
Speaking of Louise, he turns fifty two on the on
the eighteenth, five two, Happy Birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:50:47):
Louise, Happy Birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:50:49):
I'm just gonna do the month just in case it
happens as well. Yeah, on the twenty seconds, we have
quite a few, all right. My goddaughter's husband Nathaniel, turns
forty four on the twenty second, Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday.
Nathaniel Luis's other son, Diego, turns twenty one on the
(01:51:12):
twenty second at birthday. Happy Birthday, Diego, you can become legal.
I don't know if he's gonna want to drink though
he's in college.
Speaker 1 (01:51:19):
Why would lambal What makes you think he's not partaking already?
Speaker 2 (01:51:25):
Most importantly, on the twenty second, my son, my seed
Papa turns twenty five.
Speaker 4 (01:51:37):
Hey, twenty five, already quarter of a century old.
Speaker 2 (01:51:39):
Wow man, Wow, Happy birthday seven, Happy Birthday. The twenty seventh,
Luise and Melissa their anniversary twenty seven years. Happy anniversary,
Happy anniversary. Congratulations, and of course us this Sunday, Happy
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Father's Day, mingo.
Speaker 1 (01:52:02):
Thank you to every Father's Day.
Speaker 2 (01:52:03):
Thank you, sir, Every Father's Day everyone. That's pretty much it.
Speaker 1 (01:52:08):
That's it cool.
Speaker 3 (01:52:09):
Hey, Well, we're gonna try to get back on track.
I'm not promising anything. Shit's all over the place, but
we'll get to you guys.
Speaker 1 (01:52:17):
We'll get to putting this together as quick and as
often as we can.
Speaker 3 (01:52:21):
We're gonna try to get back on schedule. But you know,
shit asks me. Yeah, show every guy's peace
All right, everybody, welcome back to the side show. My
name is Bingo.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is Tony.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Uh, we're gonna change your name ton Rizzy. No, but
check a Feller.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
But check a fellow?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Was what I say? What did I tell you the
other day? Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, I'm not remembering.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
DJ pay check a fellow? What it?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Because you always world traveling like that Rockefeller money, do
big things.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Showing the people here and here.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
In this small city, what what big life's all about?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I do have to admit I this year taking a
lot of time off. And we're only halfway through the year,
and I'm taking time off in general. I mean between
the surgery and vacations. Yeah, I think I'm done for
the year though.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Oh yeah, I forgot.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
You did that too, dog two and a half months.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Damn. How you feeling?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
By the way, I'm like ninety five percent.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
What's the five percent from keeping you at a hundred? Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
It's still healing, you know, I guess like the the
uh incisions, incisions areas, they're still tender to the touch. Really, yeah,
I can still if they still feel weird if I
start to rub them.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
That's weird.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, I wonder if that I wonder if it's I
wonder if it's If it's more of a conscience thing
then than it really.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Hurts, because for a while there they would start to
like kind of itch.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh they're healing.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
So yeah, that's a trip.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Well, it's been a while since we've been on. Guys,
thank you so much for tuning in and checking us
back out.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
We're supposed to be on last week, but the day
you could record, I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, So it's just been kind of rough with with
Tony's traveling schedule and my work schedule. We just can't
keep up with each other right now. And hopefully, hopefully we'll.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Be the funny every every time we do record. After
like a couple of weeks, Okay, we're gonna be on
back on track now.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
We'll see you next week.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
And then next week. Hey dude, I gotta go. You know,
it happens. What you're gonna do, what you're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
So what have you been up to? I think he's going.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Everything's going good. Everything's everything's everything. Everything's back to normal now.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
So since since we've been back on, or since we
haven't been on, you know, Sebastian went to Utah and
he he started working at this place, like right when
he got there. Well, the place turned around and asked
him if he wanted to be a deli supervisor because
(02:41):
he was working in the deli at this at this market,
and he said, sure, great, y'all I'll interview. Well, during
the interview, they asked him, uh, well, would you consider
being an assistant store manager? Damn, so he is now
an assistant store manager?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I told her, I, dude, just goes to show you're
at the right place. You are exactly where you're supposed
to be. This is this has been your next step,
this is this is what you were supposed to do.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
So good for him, man, I would I would. I
would think it's a considerable pay increase.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I'm sure it is. I didn't want to what. I
didn't want to ask and do all that. I was like, oh,
you know what I mean, because I know that means
he's not coming back now.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
So it's like, well, no, he's coming back, but he
could pay for himself to come back and visit.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
That's that's right, that's right.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
So we'll see him this weekend for a day.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Only if you're here when he skypes or zooms or
whatever else they're doing nowadays.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, I was gonna say Skype, you kind of showed
your age.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, pretty much. Do be even Skype anymore? Is it
all zoom?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I FaceTime myself. I don't know anything about any other ones.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Because teams does it too now? Teams, I don't know
that is it's It's like it's just another app.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
It's like an app interface for work. So you you know,
you put all.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Your teams like in like your your group of people
as a team.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Right right, right, So I don't know, I don't know
what the what he's going to be using nowadays.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Also back to the Sebastian roof Fast, did something happened
to the assistant manager that the position became available?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
No, they're opening a new store and it's the same
distance that he's traveling now to go to the store
that he works at, just in a different direction.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
So like that, he says, I'm just gonna be traveling
in a different direction. And he was kind of like,
I don't know if I should take it? Should I
should I do it? I said, well, I said, your
your only fear is you if they're if they're asking
you to consider it and to do it. That means
that they see something in you that you don't see
(05:03):
or that you don't believe you possess, and fuck what
you think if they if they're telling you that, then
it's time for you to step up and get it done,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
So it's like, yeah, you're right. Cool. So that's where
he's at.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Good for him.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
And Michael's gonna be doing a from what I understand,
he's doing some concert out in Vegas.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
What, Yeah, the three.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Of them, Yeah, they're gonna they're actually, uh they're going
out there a couple of days ahead.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
So that they could do the sound check and see what.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
It all looks like and kind of figure all that
stuff out and and uh, they're gonna be going on
like on the early side of the the the pre
show kind of like you know what I mean. So
it's something new for him that's gonna be I mean,
that's the way he's talking. It's a it's a big arena.
So I don't know, I don't know the names that
(05:54):
are attached to what he's doing yet, but it's supposed
to be like some big people that he's involved with.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Wow, So good for him.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Once I find that information, I don't let everybody know
because I'm gonna try to make it. Yeah, I gotta
go to Vegas for that, dude, because I remember, I'm
you know, I remember what it feels like being on
stage in front of you know, I think the biggest
one I did was like fifteen thousand people, bro, And
there's just something about people standing up in front and
feeling people screaming in their excitement and and being able
(06:28):
to control a crowd of that size. It's amaze. It's
an amazing feeling. You can't there's there's no adrenaline rush
like it's it's just it's overwhelming.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
So to be cool to you know, to be in.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
The crowd and watching my boy up there and him
being able to do that for a crowd, Like, I
don't even want to go backstage. I hate backstage. I
don't want to be back there. So I just I
want to sit in the crowd and watch him, you
know what I mean, Like.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Does he have like a.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Man?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Is he managed somehow or no?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
He's just it's him and it's him and his boys.
And I told him, I said, listen, so if you
get stuff like this, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
That's all great. And if you get it through friends,
but don't sign anything, you bring it to me or
you will find you a lawyer that you could take
it to you. But you need a contract lawyer because
you want to make sure that you're not getting screwed
on the back end for performing, first of all. Second
(07:29):
of all, when you do a venue like that, and
you do it for a promoter, you get paid up front.
That means when you get there to perform, you get
paid because they leave about twenty minutes after the doors lock,
and good luck getting your shit after that. You get
your money up front.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
So he's actually gonna get paid for it too.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Oh wow, they're paying for him to go out there
and stay and then they're gonna pay him for performing.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Now I'm not you know, he's not stay and no
sweet and Luxere or nothing, you know what I mean.
But he might be staying at that little sixties place
that you guys stayed between the Metropolitan and Circus Circus.
But either way, I mean, it's it's it's a it's
a great uh learning experience for him.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
It's gonna it's gonna propel him.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
So and he's got the time out of work already
and everything.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Shit, he don't carry if I'm going to Vegas, performing
don't whatever, but apparently he does.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
He's not like you know what I mean. He's just
saying if they don't give it to him, well they're
gonna have to figure it out because I'm out.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
So that's cool.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah, and he's given him plenty of plenty of times,
so that'll be good. Like I said, I'll let you
guys know when it's happening that way, if you guys
would like.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Plus, his work is probably slow right now, or at
least really getting there.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well, I don't know if I don't
know if Outback feels it as much as the place
in What's ity is that Indian Wells? You know, I don't.
I don't think they feel the one in Indian Wells
is probably really really cyclical, And I don't think Outback
(09:09):
is is that bad.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, out Back is really for locals.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah, you're right, so I'm sure that I'm sure that
he's good there.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I caused up. Reminded me when you went to Vegas,
you were off the strip where you stayed. Yes, do
you remember what it was called?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Tuscany? Okay, the one that when I went, Yeah, when
I went for when I was with WFG, there was
the Tuscany Did I stayed at and it was like
an apartment complex.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
You went, you stayed at another spot.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Well, that first time that we went, and we went
for Sebastian's birthday, the first time we went, we stayed
at a place called the Silver seven. Okay, don't stay
at the Silver second. Whatever you do, don't, don't do
that to yourself. But the Tuscan that it was nice
(10:06):
and nice little spot.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Because we went to Vegas a couple of weekends ago
and we straight off the strip.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Okay, what'd you guys stay.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Outdoor resorts? It's right next door to a casino called
south Point. South Point is is kind of I wouldn't
say it's big. It's a big, it's you know, it's
decent sized, but it's like the first casino right before
the strip. It's like a fifteen to twenty minute drive
from the strip before you get there.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I never I don't recognize the name. How was it.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
It wasn't bad. It wasn't bad at all. It's just
the fact that it's away from the from the strip.
Had we just stayed there. It would have been perfect.
You know, we're all there. They got a pool, right,
Like I said, you walk, It's just it's a result.
It's not a casino in any way. Oh okay, but
(11:03):
right next door is the casino South Point.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Okay, so you could just walk to the.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Casino if you want the buffet, if you want to
go gamble, all that kind of stuff. If you want
a casino, you just go right next door.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
So you guys had so you guys stayed at that hotel.
And then how many times a day were you driving
into Vegas?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Well, there's the kicker. We went Thursday, Friday and all
three days. Oh wow, get in on what day was it? Saturday?
We went twice because we went out for breakfast on
the strip, came back, and then at night went back
out there. Actually, no, I'm wrong because the restaurants we
(11:43):
went to for dinner are off the strip as well. Okay,
but it was in that direction.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
So that's like that.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
That's well, if you do if you do a taxi,
that's got to be an expensive ride, even uber that's
like fifty bucks, right because you have so many people,
so we.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
And you're probably stacking in a van.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
It was we every time we went as a group,
we took we got a big suv right with sixty
bucks holy ship when we went. It's I'll start from
the beginning.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
We got there on Thursday afternoon. Our buddy Luis was
already there. Him and his wife were there all week.
We stayed at their their timeshare location. Okay, so they've
already been there. You know, it's the full kitchen, net,
living room, bedroom, bathroom, you know, the whole setup.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Right, So they picked us up. My wife and I.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Flew after work, what drive four hours because we wanted
to ride back with them.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, I'm saying no, I'm saying flying is cool, like
because they have a lot of times they have that
that Uh, especially what Southwest too, where it's like one
hundred forty nine bucks anywhere or forty nine bucks anywhere
in the US.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yeah, it was actually one hundred and fifty bucks each. Yeah,
for one way. Yeah, I've never flown Well I shouldn't
say never. I don't recall flying Southwest when I have
if I have, But let me tell you, yes, can
I tell you have you flown Southwest?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Okay, that's all.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I think.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I flew Delta once and that's a different experience.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
What and when you say it's different, what do you mean.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
This shit actually works?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Oh? Okay, Yeah, that's what I'm used to, right, Okay. So,
and I can just imagine what Frontier and Spirit is like.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Holy or Blue Jet or what's it calling?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
No Jet Blue? Straight? Kid?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Really? Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Do jet Blues off the hook?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
If you ever get to fly Jet Blue over anything,
you choose Jet Blue?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
All their stuff is new.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
But Southwest kid, you know we get to the airport,
you know, uh got our carry on because we're just
going for the weekend, and uh, I'm looking at my
ticket and there ain't no see assigned, right, So I'm like,
(14:21):
so we're getting on the plane and you know that
they got the attendants right there at the door where
you walk onto the plane, right, they're greeting you. Well,
Like I said, I ain't never flown no Southwest before.
I'm used to fight attendants. Nice haircuts. Grooming is a priority, dude.
(14:45):
Their hair was disheveled, tattoos yo. I hit one of
them with.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I said, hey, you didn't fly off?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I said, do you pick your own seat? I said,
because there's no, and he was like, yeah, yeah, wherever,
you know, wherever you want to sit, just it. I
was like, oh, okay, I'm not used to this dog,
I'm walking on his plane. First of all, everyone's taking
the front seats, right, and they're all taking the window
(15:20):
and the aisle window in the aisle. Ain't nothing but
middle seats in the beginning, ain't nothing but middle seats available.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
And I'm like, they say, to those were the fat people,
you said.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
It, not me. I don't know. We had to go
to the back in order for my wife and I
had to sit together, okay, because I mean, or I
would have had a middle seat, she would have had
a middle seat.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
But sometimes the back seats, if you get the right
back seat, there's more room for your legs. See like
Southwest will do it now and again. Where you could
buy a certain seat that has the extra room for
your feet, like the exitisle or whatever, right you could
you could buy those and deserve a certain seat.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Yeah, I mean, don't don't take this the wrong way.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
You ain't never had to do that because first class
is all the same.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I don't do first class, but I don't I don't
necessarily look for a seat that I'm having more leg room.
To me, they're all the same those exit road seats,
though you ain't got the trade Yeah, the tray in
front of you, stuff like that. So uh, you know again,
we find our seats. We we take off, uh we land.
(16:34):
Luis and his wife are there to pick us up
at the airport. We run the walmart right quick, pick
up some essentials like waters and chips and donuts because
I gotta have my breakfast treats. You know what I'm saying,
I got you, so uh dog. We go go to
the lobby check in. Rob and his wife are driving.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
We're not.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I'm not expecting them until like six o'clock, eight o'clock.
Maybe by the time we got done checking in, they
they're pulling up. I was like, yeah, I was like, man,
had I known this, we would have rolled with them,
you know what I'm saying, because we wanted to go in,
you know, and either.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Way you would have been flying, flying through that desert. Boy.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
So we go to our room, and this is where
it's kind of sporty. You opened the door just like
a regular hotel room door, but then you're in a
fourier that shaped almost like a short y. So Luis's
room is on one to the right and ours was
on to the left. Yeah, it was actually pretty cool.
(17:45):
So we could shut that front door and leave our actual.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Doors open to each other's rooms.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Correct, So you know it's just we you know, walk
not even the hallways. You know, his rooms right there, right,
So that was cool. Uh, we started drinking. I brought
a couple of bottles we brought up. I brought a
don Q Yeah, and uh, how was it? It's really spicy. Really,
(18:17):
it's good. You can take I mean, you know, I
can drink it. But and that's saying a lot, trust me.
That sat Oh don't get me wrong, I'm not taking
anyone shot.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
But you ain't making faces. You're not making.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
As bad of a phases tequila. Hm. Uh. So you
know we're drinking. Rob finally shows up, and you know,
I caught a pretty good buzz. We all did. So
that first night, we took an uber to the strip
because Rob's got families going to be coming down as well.
(18:51):
So he has an ex brother in law with his
wife going to uh that was going to meet us
on the strip because they were actually staying on the strip. Okay,
so we decided to meet at New York, New York.
So we get some pizza, you know what I'm saying, Right,
So we do that. We meet up with his brother
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in law and dude, we're having a great time, go
to the bar, have some beers, you know, eating some pizza. Dog.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Great, We're having a good time.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
And then and then it happened, and.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Then we just for whatever reason, we leave the casino
and we're going to another casino. So we're walking to
the next casino, which I don't remember which one was,
but there are some stores in between. We go into
the next casino. Cool, we're in a new casino and
we're following Rob's brother in law. Okay, we're passing bars,
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we're passing all the machines.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
So we're talking. We a good time.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Then we go upstairs to like the monorail station Montreil,
like a train take you like to another casino. Right,
So we're there, we're talking, we're having a good time.
We get on the monorail, we're we're all having a
good time. There's two, four, six, eight of us get
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to the next casino and we go downstairs and walking
through the casino, having a great time. At this point,
I'm kind of losing my bus and so is everybody else.
So we walk outside the casino and at this point
somebody decides to finally say.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Yo, where are we going. We've been walking for like half.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
An hour and then yeah, we're passing all these bars,
and you know, so Rob's brother and law goes, oh,
I gotta go to an ABC store. You know what
an ABC store is. It's a it's a convenience store. Okay,
I'm going to the day ABC store. And we're like what, Oh, yeah, man,
(21:08):
the beers are cheap. I gotta get some chapstick for real.
And we're like, you know, we're kind of looking at
each other like.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Did you really say I gotta get some chapstick?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
What are we doing here? You know what I'm saying.
It's like so at that point, I mean, it's still
a walk even from the casino doors to the strip
because you know, they got the long driveways right, And
we're like, and we're just doing this just to go
to a store. And uh, you know, Rob was like, Yo,
(21:41):
why don't you just come back to our room. We're
gonna go back to the room. We're gonna you know,
drink and da da da, And dude's like, no, I'm cool,
We're gonna go walk around him and his wife they
want to walk around. Now, Vegas is not the same
as it is when when I was in my twenties, right,
you know, walking around on the strip is, yeah, you
could do that. It's just not the same, right. The
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casinos is where the action is, where everybody's hanging out.
You know, we used to be able to hang out
in the street and.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
And well we could hang out in the streets anywhere
and have fun.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Yeah, that's the difference because we're fucking we in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Exactly mean, but it just is not the same anymore, right,
So we decided, yeah, we're just gonna go back to
the room because now you know, everybody's lost their buzz.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
And y'all irritated because you followed this dude to go
by chapsick, I get you, okay.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
So at this circular driveway of this casino, I don't
even remember which casino is, it says SUV's sixty dollars
or seventy dollars. Cool. So I go to the to
the to the bellman or whoever's in charge of the
you know, getting the taxis and hey, we'd like to
get one of these, one of these cars, one of
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these SUV's. He's like, oh, okay, follow me. So he
walks up to the first one, not a big and
he says he's talking to the guy. Hey, I got
some passengers for you. Da da da. So we start
getting in and I see the driver of this whatever
it was suburban. Give the dude like five bucks the develpment, right,
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and he got me a ride. All right, cool. So
we all get in and the dude says, where are
we going? I said, oh, we're going to the Grand
Resorts for Great Resources outdoor resorts. And he's like looking
at me, and I said, oh, it's over there by
South Point. He's like oh, and I'm like what. He goes,
(23:38):
that's that's out of our area. I said, what you
mean with Chadier. He goes, well, you know, we're just
really for here on the strip. You know, we'll take you,
you know, pretty much close proximity. And I was like,
so what does that mean. He's like, no, it's going
to be extra. It's not gonna be the seventy dollars.
And I was like, well, how much is it going
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to be one hundred and twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Holy shit.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I'm like, everyone's already in. I'm like, because I'm the
one that got it. So I'm in the front seat.
I'm like, let's roll. He goes, Okay, it's gonna bee
hundred twe I was like, yeah, let's go get me.
I'm like, at this point, it's like, now, fucking get
me to the fucking room, right, I'm you know, it's
I'm irritated now, you know, because we're on that high
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and then we're now we're back on the low, right.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
And now now things are starting to fuck you now.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm easily irritated.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
So we go back to my room because that's where
pretty much the alcohol was.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
And you didn't tell anybody how much it was, you
just to know.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
I think they all know. I mean, we're all gonna,
you know, chip in for it.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Okay, Well that's good.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Yeah, so, which I don't think they did.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
But anyways, he said, yeah, yeah, we were going to
but nobody did.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
So we go back to the room and we drink.
Can We'll have a good time, you know. Again, you know,
at this age, it's just us, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Hold on, you know, Luis is gonna hear this, and
as soon as he does, he's gonna, oh, hey, I
know he's gonna push pause and card or immediately you
some cass. You fuck that. That's funny. Okay. So you
got back to the room.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Got the back and we started drinking again.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
You know.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
And the way the room is set up, because this
is kind of important. You walk into. The kitchen is
to the left, and the dinning You walk kind of
like you're walking into the dining room and the kitchens
to the left and the living rooms behind it. And
if you walk like right at the at the dining room,
there's a door that's to the back to the bedroom.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Okay, okay, so I'm confused. Hold on, you said, when
you walk in you go to either left or right.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
And well, you walk in and there's a counter, because
there's a kitchen right there, and then and if you
take five steps is the dining room table. So at
that dining room table, you could either like kind of
curve back around that wall into the kitchen. You could
go left into them master bedroom, or you could just
walk straight into the living room. Now, once you're in
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the kitchen, there's also a door that goes to the bathroom. Okay,
the door to the bathroom and the door to the
bedroom were kind of even, all right, Okay, they are
on the state. They share the same wall, if you will.
So behind it is the bedroom and the bathroom, and
they're connected. So it's almost like you go in any
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door and you're in this one big room that has
the bathroom in the master bed in the bedroom. Okay, okay,
So you know, we're drinking, we're having a good time,
and I'm tired, kid. I just got back from Puerto Rico,
and we're good to the Puerto Rico trip all week.
I got back on sun Saturday, Sunday, and I'm just beat.
I had to go to work. You know what I'm saying,
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I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
How was that going?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Well, you know, oh, that'll be a totally different conversation,
but let's just remember put a little sticking that of
how was work after being gone trip?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
After the trip.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
So at one point I had to go to the bathroom,
and it's like, let's say it's one in the morning,
just maybe twelve one o'clock, Okay, so I go up,
I get I get up, I go through the kitchen
to go to the bathroom because that directly leads to
the bathroom. And I hand on my business and I'm tired, kid, tired,
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And from the bathroom, I could see that nice big
bed just way for me to get in it.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
So, okay, so was was your guys's the bedroom that
was connected to the bathroom. That was the big, one,
big room.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
What do you mean by your guys is we're in
my hotel room.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
So so I'm like, fuck it, I'm going to sleep.
But I can't tell them I'm going to sleep because
they're gonna make me stay up right, So I just
I walk into the bedroom. The problem is the door
is wide open and they're right there. So if I
close the door, they're gonna see the door close. They're
like three feet from the door, the bedroom door. So
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I creep behind the bedroom door and I was there
for good thirty seconds to a minute, and I would
just close it like an inch and wait, close it
in an inch and wait, close it, close it, and
you know, just slowly. It took it like a minute,
maybe even two try and then dude, it was it
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was like a crack open and nobody noticed, and I
just jumped into bed and I dig like within fifteen minutes.
My wife's like, honey, are you asleep? And I was like, yeah,
I can't do it. I'm done. So they were like,
all right, So that's night one. Get up the next
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more kid. There's dishes all over my kitchen, salad, eggs.
I'm like, what the fuck happened here? It turns out
at one point, like Rob got hungry. So because Louise
and his wife were there for over a week, they
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have like traditional food, right, so she went next door
to her room, cooked them eggs. They made a salad.
I don't know if they were all eating. I didn't
ask my wife ate any and I'm like, and there's
a bisi and then they leave all the dishes here.
So I'm washing dishes. I'm doing all this now.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
At this point, damn, they stuck you with the bill
and today damn.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
So at this point, Marta and I even we're gonna
fly in on that day on Friday. Okay, the plan
was they flew in. Let's say at nine, we're gonna
all pick them up. Louise has an eight passenger expedition. Okay,
we're all gonna go pick him up, go to the
strip and have breakfast at this one spot.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Wait a minute, if you had an expedition, why didn't
you guys just do that because you were drinking.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Yeah, okay, and we didn't want to party end.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
I got you. I'm not there with you. I remember
the days.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
So everybody ready, we're gonna be picking them up in
about half an hour. Rob's wife, we're in a text group. Okay, Yeah,
Rob's not gonna make it. He's throwing up on he
was throwing up. He's not feeling good. So you know
that one fifty one got him.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
He asked out after the first night.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
First night kid well, so they were like, so we
were asking her, yo, you want to roll? We could,
you know, if he's just staying in bed sleeping, and
she was like, no, I can't. I feel bad. So
we were like all right, cool. So we you know,
we had bought gatorades and stuff like that, so we
brought them to him.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
We didn't see him, so we went picked up Martin.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
And Ivan at the air and and went to go eat,
you know, without them at the restaurant. It's called the
pepper Bell. Okay, it's a nice spot. It's like been
there for years. My wife and I whenever we go
we always eat there after breakfast. Take them to Walmart.
(31:21):
So I'm at Walmart again. Uh, let me put this away.
I went to Walmart like three times. I've been to
Walmart in Vegas more times than I've been to Walmart
down here in the last year. Hilarious, did that? Went
back to the room.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
She'd got you should have got old boys and more japstick.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
So at this time, it's like late afternoon. Rob is
feeling better there in the pool, so we go downstairs.
When we meet him at the pool, we're gonna go
go out and have a nice steak dinner that night.
So we're talking at the pool and Rob's, you know,
talking about the night before with his brother in law, right,
(32:08):
and you know, let me put let me backtrack. It
wasn't that bad. Don't get me wrong. It's not like
we're pissed or anything. But it was like, Yo, we're
in Vegas, We're here to have a good time. We
must have passed three gift shops in these casinos that
you could have bought some chap stinking I'd have bought
you some chap stack. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Now, you needed your money for the ride home for.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
So Rob was like, yo, I'm sorry about that, you know.
And he did have a funny line. He said, yo, man,
you know him, you know he had he smiled. He
probably had to get some stitches. His ship was so dry,
oh ship that in itself made up for it. Uh.
(32:53):
So that night we were gonna go have a nice
steak dinner and the rest of his family were there,
which is his other two brothers and their wives. So
it's like there's Rob and his wife. There's three on
his friendship side, three couples, and there's three on his
family side, you know, three couples. So it was cool.
So we go to this nice steakhouse.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Where'd you guys go?
Speaker 2 (33:14):
It was called a Herb and Roy or something like that.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
Off the strip, it wasn't on the strip.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Was it too bad? Uh?
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Was it like the normal steak places you go to?
Or is it more like Sizzler?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Well, if you put if you give me those two options,
I'll have to say, it's more like the steak joints
I go to. But you know, it was like, you know,
the old buildings are old. The furnitures like older looking.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah, but when you order a steak you get if
you're not. If you didn't know, they're just gonna bring
you a steak, you have to order the potatoes separate.
You gotta order this separate.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Then, yes, it's yes, it's that kind of spot. So
here's where it gets funny for the beginning. Uh, Rob
tells us, Yo, we're gonna have to get separate checks
because generally when we go out as a group, right,
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it's you just split it four ways.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
Okay, we're not sitting there looking at the receipt.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
We're not. You know what I'm saying, right, just split
it four ways. You might have gotten screwed this time.
I'm gonna get screwed next time. It just goes. It
works out, Yeah, it always works out. There's that's the
best way to do it, right, Okay, no biggie four.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
But there's always that one motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
There always is. Well, Robert understands, you know, that's how
we like to do it, but yet his family doesn't
quite do it that way, right, So he's like, yo,
when we go which gonna all get separate checks, you know,
because it it'd be easier that way, cool, no problem,
we don't have.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Wrong with that.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Right on the menu kid, groups of six or more
one check plus a mandatory twenty percent cretuity. So, you know,
looking at Rob and I said, I said, Yo, look
at this. You know what I'm saying, right, So, I
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don't know how you want to do it. If I
can help you out in some way, let me know.
But he was like, no, it's cool. I got it.
I got it. I got it.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
Cool, so check coms Rob pays.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
That night, did we do anything?
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I don't remember if we did anything that night. I'm
at a loss.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Yeah, actually we did, my bad. We went to the strip.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
We actually went to a mg parked at MGM, we
walked out to the strip to walk and guess where
we wound up at ad damn ABC store. It was
just like, yeah, we gotta go night. I don't think
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they bought anything other than I don't know. I didn't
go in it. You know ABC stores, they have a
lot in Hawaii. That's the first time I've ever seen one.
And they're just called ABC. I mean, everybody knows the
ABC store. It's their seven eleven is their MPM type
dealous So uh, so we wind up going back calling
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it the night.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
So the next day we all went to brunch, okay, and.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
We pre we reserved the brunch, and you could get
the drink package with the brunch if you reserve it.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
So Rob, I don't remember why this worked out this way.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Rob reserved my wife's and I and his wife and
his on the same ticket. So we just paid Rob
for it. Okay, Okay. Everybody else, from what I understand,
got their own all right. Okay, Ours and Rob's had
the drink package with it. Louise and his wife didn't.
(37:22):
They also did the drink package. Martin and Ivan did
not do the drink package. They were just gonna buy
drinks as they went along.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
So when it was time to see everybody, they couldn't
see everybody at the same table. They had one table
for six and two tables for four each. So what
Rob did was he kept us six together, Me and Louise,
Ivan and our wives, and then he sat with one
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of his brothers and his other brothers sat with the
brother in law. Cool. So you know, it's similar to
Sizzler or whatever they come, or any buffet they come.
They look at your ticket they said, okay, you guys
got the drink packages.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Yes, okay, you know, take your order for drinks.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Da da da. Now we're eating. At one point we
noticed Rob having a conversation with his waiter. Then he
comes over. He's like, hey, did you guys get They're
saying we didn't have the drink package and we were like, yeah,
(38:35):
we got to drink package. Here are drinks, and Martin says, well,
we didn't get the drink package. Long story short, oh
excuse me. We had Rob's ticket for four drink packages.
Four people with drink packages, so it was Louise and
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his wife. So we were like, yeah, us two and
those two have the drink packages. They're like cool. So
because of that, they didn't give Rob his drinks because
you know, it just the ceitting was just fucked up.
We were we should have said with Robert and his
wife right, so and because of it, it all got
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fucked up.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
So Robert wound up buying his wife a drink.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
After the fact, they finally figured out the issue with
the drink package, so they were gonna refund Robert for
one of the drink packages on his ticket, and Rob
was like, why are you want to gonna give me one.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
You know, I paid for two.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
So they pointed at his wife and they said, well,
she's got a drink right there, and he was like, nah,
fuck you know, noah, fuck that, I'll pay I'll pay
for that single drink because you know you no fuck that.
Everything got worked out, no biggie. But again, during the
entire time, he couldn't. He didn't order no drinks, so
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we kind of felt bad for him.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Jesus. So did did they end up giving them two back?
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeah? I believe so. They. I believe they refunded him
money for his his drink package. Fuck now, I know
I'm jumping around a lot, right, So we go back
to the room. No excuse me. That first night Rob
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wanted to go to a dispensary, so they had bost
some stuff. Okay, very important, sat out where Saturday. This
is after brunch. We're gonna go hang out at back
at the hotel, we decide. I think it was Louise.
He bought gummies that are supposed to keep you up.
(40:48):
I ain't never heard of this, all right. They told
him if you were going to take like a long drive,
you could take these and it'll keep you up the
entire time. It doesn't have supposedly doesn't have the part
that gets you high. I don't know about the THCHC
and all that kind of good.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Stuff that don't make no sense because we make you
want to fall asleep.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Brother, he heard, well, he bought the one that's supposed
to keep you up. Okay, So we all decide on
Saturday afternoon to take some. I took half of one,
the other half my wife took. We went to this
casino adjacent to our hotel. While we're in the casino,
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you know, my aldady's playing machines, Robbers playing cards, and
Rob was actually up. Dude, I'm falling out, kid, I'm tired.
My legs weigh a ton, and I'm like, fuck, I
don't know, I can't do it. My wife is feeling
tired too.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
She was taking another half.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
That's what they told us, and that's what we did.
So we go back to the room. Dude, we fall asleep,
take a nap, good hour, hour and a half nap.
Wake up. Now this is Saturday night. This is Rob's
birthday dinner. Okay, at this because at this Italian spot
that we went to last year. When we went we
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went to Vegas.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
This is the one where they called Louise. Yes, okay,
it's like a speakeasy. You go in and you gotta.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Knock it, and then somebody comes out and they open a.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Secret door, all this kind of good stuff. So Louise,
you know, his voice is very.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Hoarse, right, so, especially when he drinks.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Right, Yes, So they opened up this little window. They're like,
what fuck do you want a type deal? And so
Louise starts talking, Hey, we're party of where the guitaris resume,
you know, reservation. Uh. Dudes like so, and Louise is like, well,
the reason I'm telling you that is because not all
of us are here. I don't know if you want
to see us. And he's very and the dude's like, yo,
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somebody else gotta fucking talk because this guy is two horse.
I don't understand the fucking word he's saying. You know,
he calls him out. It was actually kind of funny.
So they bring us to the back. They actually gave
us one of those rooms by itself, like a big
table by and now that was pretty cool. So the
matre d if you will, comes in and he's the
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same dude that helped us last year.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
I was gonna say that, and the manager was he there.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
That's what I referred to it as matre D. So
I was like, hey, we came here last year. We
had a great time. I said, we're here again. It's
my buddy's birthday. He's like, all right, cool, you know,
let me know which one it is when he gets here.
So they show up, and so the manager comes back in.
I was like, hey, this is the guy that uh
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or maybe this was before Rob showed up, but I
was like, yeah, it's birthday. And he goes, what the
fuck do I care? It's birthday? You want me to
jerk him off when he gets here. You know, it's
that type of type of vibe. So we're ordering our drinks,
you know, I get my lemon drop martinis.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Jesus.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
So I'm starting to feel right, you know. The waiter comes, Okay,
take your order now. The menu is great. It's got
a lot of stuff on it. As an appetiser, they
got these meatballs that we remember were really good. Oh
that's right, and I wanted some garlic bread, so I said,
let me get a meatball.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
He goes, how many do you want?
Speaker 2 (44:27):
And I'm like huh, my wife wanted one some two,
and so the wader goes, you want three, and I'm like, yeah,
you know, my wife and I have our own plusible
split one right, I'm like, yeah, that sounds good. He goes,
how many garlic breads the same? I'm like, yeah, that's cool. Yeah.
So he goes around, takes everybody's order. We're all chit chatting.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
You want three balls? Where everybody didn't you?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Dog? He comes back, food comes, the appetisers come. Bowl
has got two gigantic meatball I was on it boom
and the garlic breads got you know, a few slices
on it. He puts it in front of me. I'm
like cool. He goes, all right, where do you want
the other two? So I'm looking at him. He's got
two plates of meat balls. He got two plates of
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garlic bread. Dog. And this is like thirty dollars to each.
Oh shit for the for the bread, and then thirty
dollars for the So I ordered three. I ordered six
plates at thirty dollars a hit.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Holy shit.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
I was like, fuck it, just you know, put one
in the middle table, in the middle of the table,
and put one on the other end. No, biggie. You
know what I'm saying. Right, We're having a good time,
absolutely cool. Who comes, I gotta time out. When we
were at the pool before dinner, uh, when we were
(45:55):
at the casino, let's say, before dinner, before I got
too high. Robberts telling me he bought one of his
brother's dinner and his wife dinner the night before at
the steakhouse for his brother's birthday. His brother had just
had a birthday.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
And I was like, oh, that was nice to you.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
He goes, yeah, man, but my other brother like gave
me one hundred bucks for him and his wife's dinner.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
And I was like, oh, well, let me put this way.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
I gave him like three p fifty for my wife
and I oh it was like one of those steakhouses.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Right.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
He's like, I knew they were gonna do that to me.
That's why I want to separate checks. You know. They
were like, you know, here's one hundred you know, let
me know if I owe you anything more. So he goes, dude,
I got to figure out what we're gonna do tonight,
because if it's like that, dude, I'm gonna come to
He tells me, I'm gonna come to you with the
receipt and we're gonna split it up right there so
(46:51):
everybody will pay me before we leave. I'm like, bro,
I don't want to get involved. He goes, come on, man,
you're good at math. We need to dude, we need
to do this. Before I was like, oh man, you
gonna put me in a spot.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Just gotta do is go to uh his chase app
and on Zell and hit uh split receipt.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
You take a little picture of the receipt that splits
it all for you.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Oh really, yeah, how do you know who gets what?
Speaker 1 (47:16):
It's just I think it's just even stevens.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Oh dog, we could have done that divided by what
eight two four one two three four divided by seven couples?
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Okay, coach, So who could have done that?
Speaker 4 (47:29):
Anybody could have done that?
Speaker 2 (47:31):
What like that?
Speaker 1 (47:33):
That's why he came to you.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Well we get we're having a dude. They brought it
to something for his birthday, you know, the candle dog.
Great time. Okay, we had a fabulous time. Food was excellent.
Bill comes, Robert gets the bill and says, all right, everybody,
(47:57):
I'm gonna let what everybody. I'm gonna let you all
know what you oh, in like five give me like
five minutes, but check go, let's do it. I'm like, fuck,
you know what I'm saying. I'm more than happy to help.
But you know they're gonna be looking at me like
I'm doing something, you know what I'm saying. So I'm like,
(48:18):
all right, So we sit down.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
If you got to help him do math at dinner,
your dinner, should we pay for it? You? I got you.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
So we sit down and I said, okay, bro, here's
the tax and tip. I said, we're gonna divide that
by you know, the amount of people and tax and
tip turns out the twenty dollars ahead.
Speaker 4 (48:39):
Oh, not bad, not bad at all.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
So he makes an announcement, all right, everybody, just let
you know taxing tip is twenty dollars each, so you
already in the whole twenty dollars each. Just let you know.
We're not trying to scam anybody. So I'm like, all right,
so easiest thing for me to do. My wife and
I we already this. We order Dad. We were dizz
(49:02):
you know, and I'm adding, I'm like, okay, add you
know twenty seven ninety nine thirty dollars, add sixty dollars.
I got these lemon drops do the cool all right,
Oh excuse me, I got a backtrack again. Louise is
high this entire time. When we get to the restaurant,
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he's not feeling good. He's like kind of quaky. So
we thought, you know, some food in him would do
him some good. Appetisers come, he's eating, He's not feeling
a kid. He's like, dog, I'm not feeling it. I'm
gonna go back to the room. Really yeah, So dinner comes, Bro,
they just pack up his food and they just leave.
(49:46):
They bouncey, you know, he's apologetic, Yo, I'm sorry, can't
do it. Not feeling good. Him and his wife just bounced.
They get it uber back. So counting Luise's food, we
know what he ordered, Martin Ivan, all right, Rob, what
you get? And I'm marking everything off as we're going along,
you know, a little little ink spot next to each meal.
(50:09):
So cool. Everybody's cool on our end. Then we then
we're doing his his end, and then one of his
brothers goes, but check, go I got you, I got you, homie.
So to me, what does that mean to you?
Speaker 1 (50:23):
I'm gonna pay for it right out here.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
I got you. Mean to me, that means you're gonna
pay for my food, right right? Right, okay, I got you, Bro,
don't worry about it. I got you. And I'm like,
I know he's not. That's not what he's talking about.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
Right.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
So he comes and walks over. Yo, my man hands
me a little, a little folded amount of money. He
hands it to me. He goes, here, man, take this
from me and my old lady. H If I owe
you more, just let me know. And I got you.
Oh no no, so bro Rob says oh. He grabs
(51:00):
the money out of my hand. He goes no, no, no, no, no,
hands it straight back to his brother and says, give
me five minutes. I'm gonna let you know exactly what
you owe. And again, you know this is between you guys, right,
I'm not trying to get involved. So yo, we do it.
So that brother's up. He goes, bro, you ow me
two twenty or something along those lines. And then the
(51:26):
other brother, Hey, bro, you will me you know one eighty.
And then the last brother in law, Hey, you owe
me such and such. He goes, feel free to sell
it to me when you can. But yo, that's that's
your guys. That's what you guys. And one of the
brother was like, how do I He goes, you got
the surf for turf? Fuck? That was sixty dollars plus
(51:48):
turf was another ninety dollars. He goes, that's why, and
he looks at me. He whispers, you see, that's why.
I gotta do it this way. So we're talking and stuff,
and then he tells me. He tells Ivan and I,
(52:08):
you know, and our wives. He's like, yo, my brother
has a seventh seater. He goes to four, you could
just ride with him because we're gonna go to Fremont
Street and hang out and you know, party, right. And
I was like, okay, cool. So he goes he tells
his brother, Yo, cool, they're gonna write with you. Okay,
you got a seven seater, right. He's like yeah, So
(52:29):
keep in mind I'm cool with their brothers.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
Right.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
I might have said ten words total in twelve years
to their wives. Oh and those ten words are like
hi at Roberts parties and by at Roberts parties, because
you know, they generally keep to themselves. You know, they're
you know, old school like that, right, So I know them,
(52:54):
but I've never had a conversation with their wives. Okay,
so keep in mind, I'm like, four, let me drop
Martinez in.
Speaker 1 (53:03):
You were talking.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
So yeah, so I'm like, you know, so he's no, no, no,
So we're I'm at one end of this long ass
table and his family's on the other end of this
long ass table. So I know their wife's names. So
the brother, he asked, I know his wife's name, so
I call her name. I said Citia, and she looks
(53:26):
at me. I said, I'm looking at her. I said shotgun.
She's like no, I'm like, yo, I called it shotgun,
like as if I know her. You know what I'm saying.
So so, after a while, to take what we're leaving,
(53:49):
my wife and I we used the restroom before exiting.
Speaker 4 (53:53):
We walked out into the parking.
Speaker 2 (53:54):
Lot and I see Marta and Robert talking and Marty's
telling him that's cool, We're just gonna take an uber.
Robert's like, no, no, no, that's cool. My brother said,
you can go. So they have like a smart seven
seater maybe it's a mini van, but maybe a small suv.
But you know, it's like the trunk is the last
(54:15):
set of seats.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
Yeah, your means are gonna be like.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
Yeah, so you. So she's like telling Robert, look, Ivan's
not gonna fit in that thing, which he was not
gonna fit in that thing. So Rob's like, no, it's cool.
He knows, you know, we'll just give him the front seat.
So he yells at his brother, yo, Jesse, you might
if he gets the front seat. And I said, uh,
(54:40):
I got the front seat. So I see, uh Cynthia
the wife, she's in the front seat already.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
Like I'm getting it.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
And here's the other part. His brother ain't saying ship.
So at that point, you know who runs the rooster,
we already stepped overstepped our you know, especially me. So
I'm like, Rob, it's cool. We're just gonna uber. He
ain't gonna fit. It's all good, bro, don't worry about it.
You know. He's like you sure, and I'm like, yeah, bro,
it's cool. We'll get it uber right now. So they
(55:16):
take off. I said we'll meet up on Fremont Street.
So they take off, you all, actuality, it's a lot
better that we took an uber because he dropped us
off right in the action, whereas you know, we're waiting
for like a half an hour for them, because by
the time they found parking and walked to where we
(55:37):
were at, it was like when you.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
Say, right in the middle of the action by like
where the axe throwing is at, and fucking what's the
Hamburger joint?
Speaker 2 (55:45):
You like, uh, white castle near there. We got dropped
off right in front of the Golden Nugget.
Speaker 1 (55:55):
Okay, on the other side of the Freemont Street.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
So it took them some time to get to us. So,
you know, we start walking around. We're walking down. There's
a band playing, which was cool. We watched him for
a little bit. We walked to the end of Fremont Street.
Speaker 1 (56:13):
That's where that's where I'm at.
Speaker 4 (56:14):
Pink Pink the singer.
Speaker 1 (56:18):
Yeah really, didn't you remember? I showed you a picture
of that. No, yeah, I met Pink there. Really. Yeah,
they were.
Speaker 3 (56:25):
They had they had some band at the end of
the at the end of the thing when on Sebastian's.
Speaker 4 (56:29):
Birthday, this is the first we're hearing about this.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
Come on, dog, Well it's some chick that looks like Pink.
Speaker 3 (56:38):
Yeah she was, you know, she was awfully pink, But
I don't think it was actually Pink. But I'm gonna
find a picture of right now, go ahead, keep telling
your story.
Speaker 2 (56:48):
So we wind up going to a like a club
bar type deal, okay, and get in some seats like
it was like they had like an outdoor patio and
indoor and cool. Dude, it was nice. You know what
I'm saying, right, We're all hanging out. The problem is,
you know, I might be losing some of my hearing.
Speaker 1 (57:11):
You might, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (57:13):
So it was kind of hard for me to hear
anybody other than my wife, who was sitting right next
to me. So like Rob's trying to tell me something.
I'm like, I'm looking at her, like because of the
music's behind me.
Speaker 1 (57:23):
No, it's Rob.
Speaker 3 (57:25):
Because Rob starts talking, so he moves his limbs real big,
but ain't shit coming out, and You're like, I really
really am.
Speaker 2 (57:34):
That was part of it because I was on the
other side of me and he's real soft spoken. So
but again it was, you know, everything they say, I'm like,
what do you say? And she's like he said this,
I'm like, oh, okay. So we're there hanging out. It
was mad cool. Now here's the thing. An old dude
(57:55):
came in. He gotta be in his sixties or seventies. Shit, okay,
my man had a flannel shirt with overalls like bunkled up,
and my man looked straight up like Farmer John.
Speaker 1 (58:15):
Dead ass had some hot chick with him.
Speaker 2 (58:17):
No, not at all, but he was dancing with like
young he had a cane. My man was dancing with
these young girls having a great time. Gotta give it
to him. Farmer John was getting it in now. At
one point, Robin says, I'm scared, scared, and what you're
scared of? He goes, look behind you, teen wolf just
(58:39):
walked in. Bro, fucked up. There's a dude, I'm gonna say,
Mexican Latino dude a little darker than me, shorter than me. Okay, okay,
for he jet black hair. But my man had a
hairstyle of Hugh Jackman in Wolverine.
Speaker 1 (59:01):
Oh shit.
Speaker 2 (59:02):
His ship was pitch black but like comb like that.
And then he had that beard, no mustache that comes
along the draw. Bro. It's like, come on, man, because.
Speaker 1 (59:14):
You got that thick ass fucking Mexican. Yeah I know,
I know, Yeah, I'm talking about dog.
Speaker 2 (59:21):
I'm like, ain't nobody trying to tell you that ain't
gonna work?
Speaker 1 (59:27):
Tell me, I ain't met pink.
Speaker 2 (59:29):
That does look like her. Uh huh, she charged you
fight allars for that picture.
Speaker 1 (59:33):
No, no, no.
Speaker 3 (59:35):
I went I told her to you look a lot
like Pink, so you might if I take a picture
with you. I'm gonna tell everybody that that's cool, all right.
She might have even been there, uh to do that somewhere.
Speaker 2 (59:48):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. She probably charged. I mean
I got charged to take a picture with some dude
just like Gene Simmons from Kids, but obviously he was
in his full makeup and everything. Uh. And then we
went home next day, drove on with Louise. He woke
up fine, he was. He just needed to sleep it off.
(01:00:10):
That gummy hit him in a bad way for somehow.
Oh the reason why I said about the gummy and
it not making supposed to not make you go to sleep, right, bro,
I was up the entire night.
Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
So after that little after that little catnapp, you were good.
Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Dog. I was straight. And I'm talking we called the
night maybe one two in the morning.
Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Maybe it was because the food hit you tubby first,
and then the and then the gummy actors. So then.
Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
I was good to go, like like no, yon, like
the five I take five hour energy. We're gonna stay
out late and I'll still yawn like throughout the night,
but I won't necessarily be tired, if that makes sense. Yes,
I wasn't yawning. I was like, dog, it was like
four o'clock in the morning for me, and I'm ready
to go to work.
Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
I was straight wow, dog, I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
So then after that you came back for well, it
was Puerto Rico before or after Vegas.
Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Puerto Rico's before Vegas.
Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
And that week you came home for like two days
and then off to Vegas.
Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Came home for like four days and went to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Ye long enough to watch and back out again.
Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Pretty much. It was rough too, damn. I can tell
you it was. I was feeling it death first night
in Vegas. I was tired, kid tired. Puerto Rico was cool.
Puerto Rico was real good kind of Oh we flying?
Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Did they have iguanas?
Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
None that we saw, I don't think, No, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
And nobody was cooking anything strange like that. No, Well,
here's okay, peep this like any guana peer or what
ever you guy's make.
Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
We leave Our flight was at night. I remember, right,
We had a layover in Dallas, and it worked out
great because my son actually met us in this layover
from Chicago. So from Dallas we went to Puerto Rico.
So all of us were on the plane in Puerto Rico.
That was really cool. Yeah, it was real nice.
Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
Problem was our layover was like five hours.
Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
That was kind of rough.
Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Yeah, that seems like whenever you have to go to
fucking Dallas, the layovers are long.
Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
In Dallas, there was that was kind of rough. I
ain't gonna lie, you know what.
Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
They do that on purpose so that you stay there
for a while. Did you find that that place I
told you about though, because I remember you telling me
that you have to be there for a long time.
Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
Uh, the little bar with like a with like a stage.
Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
No, I didn't see that at all. That also depends
on what terminal you're at.
Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Oh, like right in the middle of the motherfucking oh.
Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Uh. We land in Puerto Rico at like six am.
Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
My sister in law's.
Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Got this spot that she goes to that's near the airport,
five minutes from the airport. It's like a food outdoor
food stand Okay, they got outdoor seating.
Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
An open market.
Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
Okay, twenty four open, twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Well it's kind of dope. Yeah, iguana there.
Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Dude, probably we get there. Six thirty is closed, big
ass sign out of town. Twenty four hours. That's joint
is closed.
Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
It's fucked up.
Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
We go online.
Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
It opens at seven. Cool. We're gonna wait this half
an hour because our A, B and B. We can't
check in until like two o'clock. Okay, so we ain't
got shit to do. Anyways, she got some time to eat,
got some time to sit down and enjoy some real
Puerto Rican food, you know, because locals. This is a
local hangout.
Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
So what do what do the Puerto Ricans have for breakfast? Like,
what's the typical Puerto Rican breakfast?
Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Eggs, spam, uh, traditional stuff that everyone eats. But this
ain't a breakfast spot. This is like they got the rice,
they got blood sausage.
Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Blood sausage is nasty, kid.
Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Yeah it looks like, yeah, it's not right. Yeah, it
looks like yeah, even here to watch a dog when
he makes it. Yep, that's what it looks like. Anyways,
so cool they opened up a seven. According to online
and guess what. Six fifty five employees are rolling up.
Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
They open up. They got one dude, you know, hauling trash.
We're just sitting in the parking lot. Dude speaks a
little English. Hey, where you guys from California? All nice,
da da da It rained last night. Give us some time.
We're going to clean off the dry off the outdoor seating. Cool.
Seven thirty rolls around. We walk in. They're still kind
(01:05:04):
of sweeping up everywhere. We're chilling. There's no food up
in the front. They got all the heat lamps on
for the food. You know, it's old school, the big
light bulbs, the three hundred light bulbs on top of
everything cool. We're sitting there. Employees are looking at us.
They're cleaning and stuff. It's like pushing seven forty five.
(01:05:29):
Now eight o'clock. Some other people come walking up. They
sit down because, like I said, it's all outdoor cool.
One of the other people get up to speak to them.
They come back, they leave. So somebody, maybe my sister
(01:05:51):
in law, goes up, Hey, you guys open at seven.
What's going on. They're like, yeah, still gotta cook all
the food and stuff. Dog, we were hot. Wow, bro,
it's one of those things that you know in the
United States, they open at seven. You expected this ready
(01:06:12):
to go? Yeah, I mean this is an island, you
know what I'm saying. We're there on an island time. Yeah,
we yeah, we open at seven. We get here at
seven to start work. Dog hot kid hot. So you know,
we leave obviously, and uh we go to old San
(01:06:36):
Juan and we find a little breakfast spot we eat there.
Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
How was that?
Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
Uh, it wasn't that. It was all right.
Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
The best thing they had was like coffee and put
cinnamon in it in these little white stylefoam cups that deal.
And you know, again, the buildings are old. I'm talking.
You know, I'm looking at it from my perspective of
the style of work I do.
Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Yeah, that's a health violation. That's a fucking hazard right there,
because you know, you see the wires just for the
light bulb, you know, a wire nutted right above me.
You know, you can see the water line going from
this sink to the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
You know what I'm saying. I'm like, oh man.
Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
So just like the movies.
Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
Yeah, I forgot what we ate there some powdered I
don't remember what it was, powdered, powdered like dare I say,
a pancake with powder on itself? Sugar? I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
It was probably powdered sugar, right, Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Yeah, powdered sugar, that's what I mean. But you know,
I don't remember what it was. It's not what you
would think as a traditional breakfast. We got some bacon
that was like very crisp, you know what I'm saying, right, So,
you know I like crispy bacon.
Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
This was it was drying like a plant I got you. Okay,
this was.
Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Some cooked baking. Let me put it that way. You
know how sometimes you get it. You see the white
of the fat. Yeah, no, this is all straight one color. Okay,
but it was dog. We're enjoining our sos. We're on vacation.
Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
It didn't matter. It was you stay, we're all together, exactly.
We're having breakfast, yes, kind of.
Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
So we started driving to the to the other side
of island where our airbnb is at.
Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
So you guys run in the car.
Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Yes. We each rented a jeep. Okay, which plays a
part in another story.
Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
I'll just say that's gotta be like that's got to
make you stick out.
Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
No, like three jeeps rolling up together.
Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Two. No, everybody's got jeeps out there. I think I
talked about this before when I went with my dad's
funeral to jeeps or everyone's got a jeep out there? Crazy.
They Actually we were actually supposed to get a van
and a jeep because my mom was with us. So
whoever had the van, because there's four people in these family,
(01:09:08):
whoever drove the van that day was taking my mom,
you know what I'm saying, right, and then the other
family would take the jeep. You know, you can take
the top off and stuff like that. So when we
were renting it, the dude was like, yeah, you know,
we'll give you each a jeep. We were like, all right,
cool because we wanted it for the tops, you know,
to take the tops off, right. He was like, yeah,
it's been raining a lot. I don't recommend anything other
(01:09:30):
than a jeep right now. And we're like, oh really.
He showed us some videos kids, you know them tropical
rainstorms are no joke.
Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Different, right, Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
So we roll out, We're going to to the airbnb.
It's all the way on the other side of the island,
almost two hour drive.
Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
We get there, what are all on route? Because you said,
this is what are gas prices like in Puerto.
Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
Rico, seventy a leader because it's off putting. You see
seventy seven cents, You're like, what, but its seventy seven
cents a leader.
Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Okay, and there's four leaders in the gallon.
Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
I something along those lines. So it was pretty much
almost the same three bucks. So we're going to the
airbnb early, so we don't really know what. We just
want to get to that side of the island, you know,
because that's where we're going to be.
Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
So my daughters like, look, I emailed the owner of
the airbnb and told her we're going to be here early.
We had paid extra. Checking is at like three. We
paid extra to be able to check it at one, okay,
and right now is like eleven, ten o'clock maybe. So
(01:10:52):
my daughter's like, look, I emailed the lady. She gave
me the code, but I don't want to say nothing
in case don't work out. She's so let's go to
their baby and hopefully we'll be able to get in.
If not, then we're gonna have to figure out something
to do until one o'clock. So we get there and yo,
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props to my daughter, Props to my sister in law.
This this compound was off the hook. It's got a
main gate in front that she was able to open
with her phone, punching a cold on your phone. Yo,
we got there. She punched in the cold. She's like,
if it works, it works, sure enough to drive away
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gate open. Cool, we pull in another code for the
front glass door. Cool, we're in now. It's a five bedroom,
six bathroom. Each bedroom had its own air conditioning with
his own thermostat, nice own bathroom with walking showers. The
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master bedroom was off the hook. It had a glass
wall that had sliders, so you go each slider, you know,
you slide it into the next, into the next, into
the next. They could open up the whole wall.
Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
That's dopey.
Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
So my brother comes to me, he's like, my wife's there.
His wife is there. He's like, all right, who's getting
the master bedroom? You know, me and my wife were
you and yours. So I was about to say, yo,
rock paper scissors, let's flip a coin. You know what
I'm saying, right, And then both our wives were like,
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what are you guys talking about?
Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
You giving it to your mom.
Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Oh, that's exactly what we did. We were like I
played it off like because I didn't say anything. I
was about to say this, my wife don't know this.
I was about to say, Yo, rock paper scissors two
out of three and uh, and I was like, yeah, man,
we should give it to mom. He was like okay,
(01:13:03):
So you know, we're looking at them. My mom was
like looking at this room, it's like really nice. And
we were like, yeah, it's your room. She's like, I
can't take this too big. Like, yah, we're here because of.
Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
You give it to your favorite son.
Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
Mom.
Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Sorry, Rick, So.
Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
My mom got the big bedroom.
Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
It was nice kid who jumped into the pool. We
actually there's an actual cousin that's kind of closer to
my age, but she's my mom's generation, you know what
I'm saying. So she's actually my mom's cousin, but she's
like maybe sixty Okay, So she actually heard that we
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were coming. She actually made plans to meet up with us,
so she actually came over her and her husband. So
we're chit chatting with them for a while. This is
the cousin. I don't know if I ever told this
story that her and my cousin irmin nephew's mom. Okay,
when I was little, I was like a cute little
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kid when I lived in New York. Yeah, and uh,
you know, I was like the lovey dovey everybody wanted
to hug and kids on me type deal. They actually
played tug of war with me and they pulled my
arm got pulled out of socket, so like my arm
was like hanging by itself to where like, uh, this
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girl's mom my aunt, actually my mom's aunt, but you
know she's my aunt. She's the one that actually had
to put it back in the place type deal. Yeah,
that was a trip. I kind of still remember that
I ever thought about that in years. Uh. So she
came over, you know, I was like cool, was hanging out,
you know, chalking. So that first night, what do we
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do for dinner? We went to a restaurant. You know,
it's been so long ago, I kind of forgot. So
the next day we go for brunch because the next
day is Mother's Day. So we go we drive to
brunch that long yeah shp Okay, So we go to
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we go to a nice brunch spot. We're gonna stay
here at for the day. It's like a big resort.
We actually are my wife and I and my brother
and his wife. We actually booked a couple of massages
or massages I should say, because I wasn't in the
same room as my wife. After brunch, we go to
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get the massage, and my son's following us. And because
my daughter was with my mom and my nephews, they
were hanging out the pool, So my son's following us,
and I'm like, fox this kid following us for it
because we're you know, we got to walk to the
other side of the resort to get our massages. So
I don't say nothing, but I'm thinking, why the fuck
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this kid following us?
Speaker 5 (01:16:02):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
You know, I appreciate him spending the time with us
because we're talking as we're walking, you know. And again
I got a little bit of a buzz going. So
it turns out, uh, him and my daughter paid for
our massages as a as a Mother's Day gift, Father's
Day gift, early Father's Day gift. So that was mad cool?
Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
What what that's like? Fuck?
Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
You know what I'm gonna do every go to the
store and I'm gonna buy myself a Father's Day card
and and send it to myself signed with their names.
Oh thanks, guys, appreciate you getting this from me. Then
they'll be all confused, called, hey, what'd you get dad?
Nothing for what? Like for Father's Day?
Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
Why didn't win? Is it? Yeah? That's all right, that's right.
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
So so I got you know again, we we go.
We have to change clothes. You know, I'm inunder way
with the robe. They give you slippers and stuff. So
I go in the room and I'm getting the hot
stile massage. You know that's my joint oka, you know
what I'm saying. So she starts a massage. Uh, and
(01:17:23):
I'm laying on my stomach looking down and bro, I
fall out. Kid. I was pissed because I opened my eyes.
All done pretty close, but I opened my eyes and
I'm looking straight down at the floor at this big
ass puddle. My my baba's was just hanging down slavery
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and ship. Oh man. But yeah, I turned over. She
puts some the hot stones on my chest and stuff.
So it was really good. We were We go back
to the pool, go hang out.
Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
The first night rain catching dogs.
Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Kid.
Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
This it's like, let's say it's four or five o'clock
now and we're gonna hang out. But it was like, look,
it looks like another storm is gonna be coming in.
We ain't gonna truck. We ain't trying to drive in this.
So we go back to our side of the island.
Keep in mind, you can go from one side of
the island to the other two hours. Now here's the problem.
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Airport's on the top right corner of the island. We're
staying on the top left corner of the island. Where
we are is the bottom middle of the island. So
you know, everything is like an hour to an hour
and a half.
Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
Hold on.
Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
So if you're looking at the map, you we're staying
on the top left, the airport's on the top right,
and you guys were at the Tonam middle.
Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Particular spot where we're at as the bottom middle got so,
now we got to drive another hour to go back
up to our spot. And not that it's a big deal,
but it's just it's almost like if someone came to
California and they rented a spot in Riverside.
Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
And one day they got to go to.
Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
Los Angeles to go hang out. One day they want
to go to San Diego to hang out. So you know,
what I'm saying. It's like that kind of a drive, right, right,
So we do that, We come, we drive back to
our side island. We go out to dinner. Had a
nice dinner.
Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Cool, what do you guys do anything special? Light? Where'd
you guys go for dinner? A restaurant was obviously Puerto
Rican food. I know you like, I don't remember because
you always talk about chicken, and.
Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Yeah, I don't remember what I had to be.
Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Honest with you. With peppercorn, right, that's what it is.
Uh black eyed peas, other black eyed peas.
Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
Okay, so, uh, my ship is what's called an empanada.
It's a meat pie. That's my ship. If I can
find that, dude, I'll eat that day at night. I'm
matter of fact, I'm gonna make you so one day.
You tell them. Next time, remind me, I'm gonna fright
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them up. I'm gonna bring them. You gotta eat them
as soon as I get here, though, because you need
that crisp. Anyways, so that night is over, So now
we're talking Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
We go to the Bacardi factory this day. That's an
hour and a half drive.
Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
And it's it's not just it's not just a Boccardi.
Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
Did you go did you just go to the one
Q no Briccardi. Oh, you actually went to the Bacardi
Bacardi factory. So, I mean they do tours, the whole nine.
So we do the tour and then they have a
mixology class. Oh this isn't it, dog man. Cool. You're
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like in a big room. They have like alcohol set
up in front of you, little vials of little jars
and everything. Uh, they're okay, we're gonna make a mohito.
They got the music blaring. You know, they okay, take this,
put it, pour it in, mix it with some ice.
Take take a drink. Cool, all right, now we're gonna
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make this other drink.
Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
Dog fucked up?
Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
No, no, because it was you know, it was just
a little bit they try to sell you. You know, they
got the the gift shop.
Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
You walk into the gift shop.
Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
On the way to exit. They got all the bottles.
They had this one bottle. I think it was like
eighteen hundred dollars kid, wow, yeah, trying to sell that
to US.
Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
Now, Puerto Rico uses the US dollar, right, they don't
have like their own paysols system or anything.
Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
Okay, So we did that. We were kind of hungry.
Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
So we're in San Juan or near it, I should say, Okay,
we were gonna eat dinner at this restaurant on our
side of the island, but we were hungry now and
if we waited, it would have been another two hours.
Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
So my daughter finds bad Bunny got a restaurant in
San Juan.
Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
The restaurant's a little bit too pricey, and we weren't
going to have dinner there. We just wanted something to
snack on. Turns out he also has this little bar cafe,
so we wind up going to that. We go in.
At this point we're able to get a seat. There's
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some people there, you know. We ordered some food. They
got impanadas. Dog, I'm tearing a dog. We could have
to me, I could have just ate dinner there. I
would have been straight. But these are just advertisers that
were snacking on. Yeah, they were little ones. They come
(01:23:29):
three to an order. We ordered like two or three
sets of these and order something else. Dog off the
hook though, talking anyone slamming. We finally decided to leave.
As we're leaving due the place is packed because we
were sitting in the back and again, these old buildings,
it's not like a big open area. They got like
little rooms here, little room over there.
Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
They're like old houses.
Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
Probably people are out front taking pictures of the spot.
We go home, We hit traffic, so it takes us
a good two and a half hours to get home.
We go out to dinner. Cool following day, my mom
wants to chill with family, so we're gonna take her
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to her cousin's house.
Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
Okay, which is.
Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
About an hour away.
Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Did you guys leave it there and go.
Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
My brother and I took her. My wife and kids
and sister in law. They stay at the house. My
brother and I took her. We chit chatted for a
good half an hour forty minutes with my mom's cousin.
It's actually, here's the funny thing, it's actually my dad's cousin.
Then my dad had passed away, right but my mom.
(01:24:44):
My dad's family loved my mom heartbroken when they divorced,
and still kept in contact.
Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
So my mom's like, my mom talks to this woman
almost every day. Oh wow, you know they're both retired,
got shit else to do? So uh so we you know,
with chit chatty, and we finally leave. We're as we're
driving home, Maps takes us a different direction and we're
actually driving along the beach along the ocean, which is nice.
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And I was like, oh shit, man, we should take
the top off. So my brother, he's not that tight.
He's you know, to him, top on, top off. He
don't care, you know, he's pretty straightforward. And I was like,
oh man, we should take the top off. He's like, yeah,
we should. I was like, cool. So we took you know,
and when I say top it's just the front seat.
(01:25:37):
You can't take the back off because you actually need
to put that somewhere the front, you know. You take
his two pieces, you throw it in the back of
the Jeep's straight and okay. So we're driving kids. All
of a sudden, rain drops start hitting. So he's like,
what do you want to do. I was like, I said,
we're good. I said, I used to drive in the
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ray and my Volkswagen all the time. You know, because
as you're driving, whatever hits you, actually it's supposed to
hit you, hits the windshield, so you don't really get
wet unless you stop.
Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
And these this car is meant to get wet. So
we're good.
Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
We're good. So we're driving dog. Within ten minutes, it's
it's a tropical storm.
Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
It's just pouring.
Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
Dog. We have to pull over. We're trying to hurry
up and get these tops on. Dog and I'm talking
it's pouring, kid to dog. We're a dog. We needed towels.
That's really bad.
Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
Holy shit.
Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
But we got the tops on. We go back, get
to the house. My wife is quiet. Uh, my sister
in law is quiet.
Speaker 1 (01:26:52):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
I'm like, I'm looking at my kids. They're looking at me.
I'm like, what's going on. They're just quiet.
Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
They want to know why you left them.
Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
No, not at all. They my wife and sister in law,
they just partied too hard and they were coming down now.
Because were you figured hour and a half drive there,
hour and a half drive back. On our way back,
my brother and I stopped and got something to eat
real fast, you know, because they have something called King
Taco or Taco King. How do you know about that?
Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
They had those here, Dog. I don't know if it's
the same, but.
Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
Well, this place is apparently it's based out of Miami.
Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
It was actually not bad wasn't bad. I mean, we
were expecting Puerto Rico Mexican food. It wasn't bad. Let's
say a step up from Del Taco wasn't bad. I'm uh.
We stopped there. We stopped at the grocery store to
get some ice and some other you know, some drinks.
Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
Did you buy chapstick?
Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
So we get back. Turns out they party too hard,
that's all. They were just coming down.
Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
Just wipe the fuck out.
Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
So we didn't do much that night. We stayed in.
Of course. Following day we go to the don Q factory.
Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
Now donk CU's the one you just found out about, right, Yes,
and was it worth the hype? Is it any good?
Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
Yes? But this is like an old mansion. Bacardi is legitimate.
Is a legitimate factory. We're on a big like one
of them big tour bus, not tour bus like tour carts. Okay,
I got a Universal studio driving around. They showing us
(01:28:43):
the big tanks and ship. Legit factory. This is like
the like a legit mansion.
Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
So what were they making?
Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
They make They make their RUMs there too, But this
is like a gigantic house.
Speaker 4 (01:29:00):
This was like the owner's house. But it's huge.
Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
Dogs, you're there, you think this is Scarface's house. You
know what I'm saying. It's got these little fountains, the
little pools that have fountains. You know, you're walking around.
It's got all this grass area. It's nice, but it's old.
So we go into this. They take us into this
room with all these barrels. Kid, Okay, so he's telling
(01:29:26):
us the story the barrels. The alcohol is one hundred
and thirty proof.
Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
So he opens up one of the barrels. One hundred
and thirty proof.
Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
That shitn't light in hand, right, Dog.
Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
He poured it into vials at our tables. They got
these like stand up tables that you you know, each
group is standing like five of us in sitting around it. Okay,
he gives us all. You know, there's these uh what
do they call it? Little droppers? Eye droppers? Right, he goes, okay,
put someone in an eye dropper. So we did. We
everyone had their own eye dropper.
Speaker 4 (01:30:01):
He is not pour it in your hand. Dog, It's
like hand sanitizer.
Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
Something like that, like a jelly.
Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
No liquid hand sanitizer drives real quick, but you can
feel your hands like now, it's cool to the touch.
Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
Bro, he has us pour it in a shot glass,
we drink it.
Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
I'm not gonna lie a little shot like that. I
was buzzed. Everyone was buzzed. The buzz wore off rather quickly,
but Bro caught a buzz off a little dog like.
Speaker 1 (01:30:38):
Oh yeah, I mean one and thirty dogs.
Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
It was a trip because.
Speaker 3 (01:30:43):
Most most are like I think that they're like normal
is like eighty out here right for like a bourbon
and shit.
Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
He explained everything to us like I I I before
we left here at uh total one and I had
bought Bacardi one fifty one excuse me, don q one
fifty one okay, and you think it's one fifty one proof,
but it's not. It's it's like one hundred, one hundred
(01:31:11):
and ten maybe something along, maybe even ninety I don't know,
but it is like they say, it's like the strongest
ye that's still strong, for it's strong. That's rob shit.
That shit took them out. Yeah, so we went the
rest of the tour. They showed us all the bottles
that they have, which I would have loved to have
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taken home all of them. They had one supposedly, I
think it's a sales tact to myself. Supposedly in a
few years ago they found barrels that have been sitting
since the time. Yeah, since they opened up the factory
type deal. So there's like limited bottles of this going
(01:31:56):
for like I want to say, two grand, like a
regular bottle supposed to be, you know, a very fancy bottle.
Speaker 3 (01:32:03):
Of course, ask your question, besides your wife, is there
anybody you like enough to share a two thousand dollars
bottle of alcohol with?
Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
Not on my budget.
Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
No, you're closer than I am, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
But yeah, no, I'm not buying no two alcohol.
Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
No, well, we finally found your fucking limit.
Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
But CARDI wasn't getting me for the eighteen hundred dollars bottle.
Don Q gave me for their twenty two hundred dollars bottle.
Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
I'm sure they fucking tried though.
Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
Uh. This tour also had the mixology class. Yeah, they
had you know, their little alcohols in front Da da da.
We you know, made little drinks off the hook, kid.
But this one was cooler because again they also played
you know, Spanish music. They had a conga line going
with the drinks dog. It was off the hook. I'm
(01:32:55):
not gonna lie. I had a great time.
Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
Now do they do they do? Like? H is that
don Q good for long iron iced teese?
Speaker 2 (01:33:04):
Yeah? You could? Yeah, mix it all they have. I
don't know if we talked about this before. They have
something called crystal Donkey Crystal okay. It is their version
of vodka.
Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
Oh okay, So you're.
Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
Supposed to be able to use because their rum was
losing at like one point in the seventies, I think
their share in the marketplace to vodka vodka, so they
decided to come up with their clear vodka type that
you could substitute. Instead of using vodka, you can use this.
Speaker 1 (01:33:34):
Well, that's how these bottles like the one you have
ready for water, huh. That's how they got big.
Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
Like when we were in in high school, that's how
they started that whole.
Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
Where did white women go work out? They put on
them stretch bands and then go and they'd wear the
fucking white socks that were up their leg and then
squeeze back down the scrunchy socks jazzuer.
Speaker 2 (01:33:57):
Size, Jazu sizes. Huh.
Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
So that's when all that shit started.
Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
Well, then the girls started, you know, we were had
already been drinking and partying.
Speaker 1 (01:34:06):
They would feel that shit that there are water bottled
up with vodkans. Go to school.
Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
I remember, I remember taking a Simples. What the fuck
is that?
Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
Yeah? Craziness.
Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
So what did we do that night? I don't remember
where we ate that night?
Speaker 3 (01:34:28):
Are there like any fun attractions that you go to
uh Puerto Rico for, like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
Like a six flag type deal. No, I don't think
they have anything like.
Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
That anything They're like, do they have like a like
an aquarium there?
Speaker 4 (01:34:47):
Oh they might, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
I would think they would being on the water, like
I would go in and see the fishes.
Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
But yeah, we didn't do anything like that.
Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:34:59):
So the next morning, we're going to have breakfast mm hm,
we're going to go to the beach. Then we're gonna
pick up my mom okay, and we were having dinner
with my step mother, one of my brothers and his daughter. Okay, okay,
(01:35:19):
So that was the plan for that day. Got to
keep in mind all the driving. Okay, my mom is
in our away and my step mom is a half
an hour from that point further out, all right, Jesus.
Speaker 4 (01:35:36):
Okay, So we go to breakfast.
Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
Let's say the breakfast bot is a half an hour
away from our house. Okay, the beach is five minutes
away from our house. Okay, Okay, we go to breakfast.
From breakfast, we were gonna go straight to the back
to the beach. So we're coming back towards where we
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were staying.
Speaker 1 (01:36:02):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
Now I wasn't given permission to tell this story. Oh shit,
but I was also not told not to tell the story.
Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
All right, I like it.
Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
So at this point, love, if you want to turn
it off, go ahead. As we're driving back, I call
it a rumble in the bronx. I get a rumble
in the bronx.
Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
And how many days have you been in in Puerto Rico?
Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
Three? Maybe?
Speaker 1 (01:36:34):
So this is three days of foreign food on foreign
water in a foreign country. Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
So my stomach starts turning, and I'm like, huh, I
think you might have to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
I never felt that before, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:36:47):
Hey, So, as we're getting closer to the beach, I'm like,
you know what, I think I'm better off going home.
It's only five minutes, right, we had no business. So
I tell my daughter, Hey, call you t Tiva. Tell her.
(01:37:08):
We're going to go to the house first because I
gotta use the bathroom. If they just want to go
to the beach, maybe get a spot, or they want
to come to the house back with us, so we
all go to the beach together. Whatever. I just gotta
get home. I gotta go home. And there's my daughter
sucking her teeth. Couldn't you have went to the bathroom
at the restaurant that it's not like that.
Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
Are you one of those people that don't like to
ship in town or.
Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
Like U, No, I'll go if I have to go.
So now it's really starting to Yeah, it's really starting.
I'm like, oh shit, oh shit. Now I'm picking up speed,
you know. Now it's like yes, So we rolled down
(01:37:54):
off this main street and then we got to make
another turn. So as we make it the other time,
I tell my daughter, Hey, get on your phone and
open up the gate. I got I gotta go. So
as I'm pulling up the gates opening, I'm like, cool,
So dog, it's it's it's crunch time and I'm not
gonna lie. It's fucking crunch time. I tell her open
(01:38:17):
up the front door, you know, unlock it right, it's
now I get out of the I get I jump
out of the jeep. Have you seen Bridesmaids? Yes, okay,
the part where they're all got sick when they're trying
on dresses. Yes, okay, the part where the chick is
(01:38:37):
getting married runs outside.
Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
And she's trying to get across the streets, trying to.
Speaker 4 (01:38:42):
Get across the street.
Speaker 2 (01:38:43):
So as I'm running down the driveway, I hear my
daughter laughing, and at that point in time, I almost
start laughing, and I almost it almost happened. Kid. Think
of it this way. Put your hand and for me
handing a cup and try to pour some water in
(01:39:03):
it and try and have it not slip through your fingers.
That's what I'm going through right now, all right, dog.
So I'm running, I run through the house. I run
to our bedroom, and I didn't make it. I was
I was that close. No no, no, no, no, I'm wanting.
(01:39:27):
I'm wearing a bathing suit because we were going to
so the so the netting caught a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
Of it, but it was liquid.
Speaker 2 (01:39:35):
Well it's it's Barbara Cola bro. So I'm sitting down
and I'm handling my business and luckily I ran out
of the jeep. So I left my phone in the
jeep because I had I had my phone, y'all would
(01:39:56):
have got some pictures. Dog. So so I'm on there
for a while. So I hear my wife coming in,
so I grab my shorts and we're talking and I'm like, yo,
So I got the door like have like like like open.
(01:40:17):
I'm like just sticking my head out and I'm like,
what do I do with my shorts?
Speaker 4 (01:40:21):
I said, because do I stick them in the washing machine?
Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
And you put them?
Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
So she goes, She goes, obviously, you got to take
a shower, so take them with you in the shower
and clean them and then we'll put them in the wash.
You're not gonna just put them in the washing machine
like that, which makes sense. Right after I would have
just thrown them in the wash. I didn't know no better.
Now here's here's the worst part. As I'm standing there
talking to her, no, my it's still coming out. So
(01:40:51):
I'm standing there, it's kind of like dripping out of
me and I feel it and I'm like fuck, So
I have to sit down real fast again. So when
I finally get done, you know, I walk into the
shower and I'm showering and I'm washing my and I
have to wash my shirt too because it got on
the back of the shirt. Oh yeah, kid.
Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
All the way like up.
Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
No, it's just just right where I at the bottom,
towards the back.
Speaker 1 (01:41:16):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:41:18):
Uh so I put it. I have to put on
another baby suit.
Speaker 2 (01:41:23):
Uh. But that's the only stomach is show I had
the entire time.
Speaker 3 (01:41:27):
I told you when I was when I was working
for Errands, I was working at the store in a
town called Tracy. So Tracy's you can get to it
off of the ninety nine, but it's it's after like
uh ship, well after Fresno and you're going and it's
(01:41:48):
just before Modesto, right.
Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
And Turlock is right there.
Speaker 3 (01:41:55):
So I was working one day and this fucking Samoan
cat came in bro and he came in with his
chick and I saw him grab his tummy while he's talking,
like rubbing it like you know, normal kind of shit, right,
And all of a sudden, she's only shopping as the
(01:42:17):
Oh this dude's in there fucking blowing it up. So
then he comes out and they left.
Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
Well, somebody from the store had to go take a
shit or try to go to the bathroom and they
walked in. They're like, I'm not cleaning that fucked I'm
not cleaning that. So I was like, what were you
talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
Man?
Speaker 3 (01:42:40):
That dude, that dude he did us dirty, bro, Like
he shipped on the floor, on the toilet and up
the fucking wall. Like I was like, how do you
shoot up a wall? It was bad, bro, it was bad.
And he must say, I bet you that fool was
lactose and tolerant. And I had some like a large
(01:43:01):
glass of milk before he came, because that ship was
fucked up?
Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
How long? How long did it?
Speaker 5 (01:43:08):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
Was it just the one?
Speaker 5 (01:43:09):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (01:43:09):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:43:10):
Was just? Yeah? Just a one time. I mean I
was straight after that. I was straight before that. But
you know, I think it's been a long time. It's
been a few years at least. And it always happens
with work, you know, you're like, oh my god, what
am I going to do? Type deal?
Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
Had I had not gone straight to the house instead
of making that right to the beach, I don't know
what would have happened. Come on, man, really, had I
caught a red light, one more red light, I don't
know what would have happened.
Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
I would I would have taken everything out of my
pockets right as we get into the fucking what do
you call it, jumped out the jeep and ran straight
to the water.
Speaker 2 (01:43:56):
I'll be at the beach.
Speaker 1 (01:44:01):
Clean up right there.
Speaker 2 (01:44:02):
I'm not gonna lie. Kid. For a quick second, I thought, this,
this house that we had is beautiful. Okay, it was
a luxury home, all right, and you no, no, no, not
at all. But they had cameras everywhere. I actually thought,
(01:44:23):
for a quick second, I should just drop trial in
the front yard and just do it right here. But
there's cameras everywhere. I had to tell yell at the
wife of kids to look the other way, don't look
at me, don't look at me. But I honestly, another
two minutes, bro, I don't know what would have happened.
Speaker 1 (01:44:46):
Yeah, you should have. You should have just a smoky.
Speaker 2 (01:44:53):
When you say the beach, there's no way that because
parking running two the beach to the water, no, kid,
that would have never worked out, never a million years,
would not have happened.
Speaker 1 (01:45:07):
Because there's a lot of people on the beach there.
Speaker 2 (01:45:09):
What those people there? I mean, you gotta pay for
parking if you want to park close.
Speaker 1 (01:45:13):
When was the next time you were going to be
seeing some Porto Ricans like that? Like you was moving there?
Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
Dog? All bad? Kid? It was bad, bro.
Speaker 1 (01:45:27):
I bet fuck that.
Speaker 2 (01:45:30):
It was all bad. And I think the reason I
didn't make it was there was that point in time
again between the vehicle and the front door that made
the choice. I know when I made When I made
it to the middle, I heard my daughter laughing because
(01:45:51):
you know the way I was wobbling, and it made
me chuckle. And that point I slowed down because and
and at that point I was like, I'm not, am
I gonna make it? Am I not gonna make it?
You know I did? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:46:08):
Fuck it sucks getting the hold, bro, it does I
remember being young and having that problem.
Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:46:16):
I just hold it, Yeah, just hold it.
Speaker 2 (01:46:19):
Oh yeah, m hmmm.
Speaker 3 (01:46:24):
Do you we've been gone quite a few weeks. I'm
sure you have a lot of birthdays to get caught
up on. Are we already doing worried about an hour
and fifty minutes? Yes, Sothiger will give these last ten.
Speaker 1 (01:46:37):
Minutes to all the birthdays and whatnot, and we'll try
to push to get back next week because a lot
of stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:46:45):
Uh, when we were in Vegas for Robert's birthday, his
birthday had already passed. Okay, but while actually Martin Ivan
stayed behind when we left on Sunday. Fuck it, Martin's
birthday was that Wednesday. I don't know what I'm trying
to say. Happy birthday, Marta.
Speaker 1 (01:47:06):
Happy birthday Martha.
Speaker 2 (01:47:08):
Wednesday after Mother's Day. My cousin Deborah, her birthday was
the fourth of June. Happy birthday, Deborah went to the
casino Morongo. I'll talk about that next time. We played
Bingo kid on a Friday night.
Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
So do you have blotters?
Speaker 2 (01:47:27):
It's a whole story. Oh fuck, that's a whole story.
Speaker 1 (01:47:31):
He got blotters.
Speaker 4 (01:47:32):
So dog Bingo. When's the last time you played Bingo?
Speaker 1 (01:47:37):
I've never played? Okay, but I remember my mom.
Speaker 3 (01:47:42):
She used to go on Sundays, okay, and she would
come out of the room and she'd have her fucking
plastic bag with like fucking eight different blotters, different colors.
Speaker 2 (01:47:52):
And okay, well, bingo has come into the twentieth century,
twenty first century, excuse me, and it's I'll tell you
about it next week. So did you I'll tell you
about it all next week.
Speaker 1 (01:48:04):
Right, all right, Well.
Speaker 2 (01:48:07):
We got shushed, got shushed, pretty much shushed. But we'll
talk about it next time, all right, the whole story.
But I had a great time. Keep it at dead. Okay,
uh Roberts brother in law excuse me, son in law
one turned thirty four on the fifth, So that was
(01:48:29):
was that this last week? Yes, Thursday of last week.
Happy birthday one.
Speaker 1 (01:48:33):
Happy birthday one.
Speaker 2 (01:48:36):
My niece AJ's new wife, newlywed. Okay, her birthday is Thursday,
two days from now. Happy birthday, Jasmine.
Speaker 1 (01:48:47):
Happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:48:49):
My god son, little Louis Louise Junior. He turns twenty
three on the thirteenth. Damn yeah, kid.
Speaker 4 (01:49:00):
It's funny how Luis has four kids.
Speaker 2 (01:49:07):
When I met him, he had three and one was
on the way. So our friendship I could always. I
know how long him and I have been friends because
we met right befo when his wife was pregnant with
his youngest, so she's eighteen, So we've been friends for
eighteen years. So my godson, I've known him since he
(01:49:29):
was five. So that's a trip. It's just a trip
when you look back at when I look back at
pictures and stuff, right, because his kids and my kids.
My son and his daughter played tea ball together and
my godson wanted to be on the team, but he
was too young, so we still have pictures of him
practicing with us type deal. So it's just mad cool
(01:49:50):
that way. Also that same day, Ivan's daughter Patty, it's
her birthday. I have a birthday, Patty. My niece Miranda,
her birthday is Sunday, Miranda fifteenth, Happy Birthday, Miranda. My
co host sister Bella her birthday. You didn't even know,
(01:50:13):
did you? Is that following Monday? Do you know your
sister's birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:50:17):
Is Monday, June sixteenth two?
Speaker 2 (01:50:19):
He didn't know? Happy birthday, Bella?
Speaker 1 (01:50:21):
You know?
Speaker 2 (01:50:22):
I know. Bobby mcgonia listener, Raymond's wife. Her birthday is
on the seventeenth.
Speaker 1 (01:50:35):
Happy Birthday, Bobby, Happy Birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:50:38):
Speaking of Louise, he turns fifty two on the on
the eighteenth, five two, Happy Birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:50:47):
Louise, Happy Birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:50:49):
I'm just gonna do the month just in case it
happens as well. Yeah, on the twenty seconds, we have
quite a few, all right. My goddaughter's husband Nathaniel, turns
forty four on the twenty second, Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday.
Nathaniel Luis's other son, Diego, turns twenty one on the
(01:51:12):
twenty second at birthday. Happy Birthday, Diego, you can become legal.
I don't know if he's gonna want to drink though
he's in college.
Speaker 1 (01:51:19):
Why would lambal What makes you think he's not partaking already?
Speaker 2 (01:51:25):
Most importantly, on the twenty second, my son, my seed
Papa turns twenty five.
Speaker 4 (01:51:37):
Hey, twenty five, already quarter of a century old.
Speaker 2 (01:51:39):
Wow man, Wow, Happy birthday seven, Happy Birthday. The twenty seventh,
Luise and Melissa their anniversary twenty seven years. Happy anniversary,
Happy anniversary. Congratulations, and of course us this Sunday, Happy
(01:52:01):
Father's Day, mingo.
Speaker 1 (01:52:02):
Thank you to every Father's Day.
Speaker 2 (01:52:03):
Thank you, sir, Every Father's Day everyone. That's pretty much it.
Speaker 1 (01:52:08):
That's it cool.
Speaker 3 (01:52:09):
Hey, Well, we're gonna try to get back on track.
I'm not promising anything. Shit's all over the place, but
we'll get to you guys.
Speaker 1 (01:52:17):
We'll get to putting this together as quick and as
often as we can.
Speaker 3 (01:52:21):
We're gonna try to get back on schedule. But you know,
shit asks me. Yeah, show every guy's peace
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