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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, everybody, welcome back to the side show. My
name is Mingo. It sounds so weird saying side show.
Now it's been what now? This was two weeks now, right,
this one, I believe. So yeah, oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
We uh last time recorder was right before Father's Day.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Oh okay, so yeah, prey before Father's Day.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, or a week before Father's Day.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Couldn't have been we recorded after that. It was after
Father's Day because I mentioned that I was oh maybe not, No,
it was.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
It was just because I didn't talk about my gifts.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Shoot, I got the best gift this year ever. Oh shoot, well,
go ahead, blow it up. What'd you talk about? What
what'd you get?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I got a I guess it's called a mechanic stool.
It's like a stool of wheels.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Right, uh.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
So I could run around in the garage with it, Okay,
because every putting stuff together lately, a lot of stuff.
I don't know if I said that, I rearranged my
garage a little bit, A little bit. I got rid
of some stuff and I got new stuff, Like I
got a table work.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Table with wheels. Oh that's that'd be good.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
So and I actually used it you know, I wheeled
it out to front of the garage because I was
doing some stuff, cutting some like plastic that was making
a mess, you.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Know, just stuff like that. But putting it together, I'm
on the floor.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
My back is hurt.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You know, I'm getting too old for that, right, Uh,
just stuff like that, and it worked out, you know.
So you know, I got one of those as a gift,
the wheeled Those.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Those are nice. Did you get the one where you
can lay it down to and it They have a
seat for that so it stays staring. No, those are
really good though. They're very helpful. Yeah, very What else
did I get? Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
My son bought me a pot to cook rison kick
because my mom is teaching me how to make a
Spanish Puerto Rican rice and it can't be done in
a rice cooker. It has to be done in an
actual pot. Well according to her, you know, she's like,
(02:14):
it don't taste right in a rice cooker.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Right, So what what kind of is it? A special rice?
Or you just learned how.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Rice with a chickpeas? So you know she adds her
little stuff to it. You know, I got it. I
really got to learn how to do all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I'm way beyond the eight ball on this, because especially
now she's starting to get to the point where she'll
just start throwing ship in there because she has it.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, she started tasting you put something different in this?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah I did.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I was like, oh, like, I'll give you an example.
Maybe three four weeks ago. She She's like, I'm gonna
make meat loaf. Dog, how long has it been since
I had some meat loaf? It had to be forever time, dude,
and a good because my mom could cook.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
She made it.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I picked it up, brought it home my wife, and
I wouldn't do salivating for it. It had like a
ton of barbecue sauce in it. It just was not
right at all.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
She put the barbecue sauce to mask what she really
put it.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
So she was like, did it taste different? I was like, ma,
what did you do? She's well, I know, I didn't
remember if I used barbecue sauce, if I use ketchup.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
And I'm like, oh, did you really tell her that, Tony,
you need a lot of your mom's mom. I was delivered.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
She had made it like that from from here on out,
No kid, no, no, So I gotta learn.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
She gonna throw that pot at you to put my cock.
That's the way I make it. Be happy. What else
did I get?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Shoot, I know I got something else that I'm forgetting
other than gift cards shoes. No, but we're gonna put
an asterisk on that to be continued on that one.
Now the real gift, and it's off the hook, kid,
I'm not gonna lie an outdoor electric pizza oven.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Outdoor electric pizza oven, okay, dog off the hook? Really? Yeah?
So you canna have like a pizza making part of
your house. Uh?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Probably, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta fine tune it.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Okay. Okay, So I make the dough, you make it yourself.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You don't flour, salt, just a little bit of sugar,
some oil. I have a bread maker, then I could
put it, put it on dough modes, or need it
for you? Yes, because I'm not trying to do that
all with my hands. Make a mess, because it's a mess.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
If you do, make sure you wear gloves because you
canna get a lot of hair in there.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
My knuckles ain't herey, but you, oh, dog, making dough
is a mess. No ifs ands or buts about it?
Flower everywhere. So I got the I kind of got
the dough down packed. I got to figure out how
to to to save it for another day, like to
either freeze it or refrigerate it. Okay, because I tried
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refrigerating it for the day because I made it a
couple of times and it didn't work out.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
What what didn't work out about it? Uh?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I left it out too long and it started to
get like hard, like crusty the dough. And then another
one I tried kneading it because it was already you know,
in a ball, right and I couldn't stretch it. So
I tried stretching it out and it was kind of
like come back. So it's just and it was I
think that time it was too cold. I didn't let
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it throw out enough.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Money before you put it because like you put it
in suran rap right, Yeah, to rub it with olive
oil on the outside.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh I did, Yeah, I do all that. Yeah, So
I got some right now. We were supposed to do
the test tonight, but we're recording, so we're going to
try it tomorrow cause my daughter's in down. I froze
some so when I gat home tonight, I'm supposed to
take it out. You're supposed to put a refrigerator overnight.
If you freeze it, you' supposed to put in refrigerator,
let it throw out in there, and then about an
(06:24):
hour to two hours before you actually use it, take
it out and have it at room temperature.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Okay, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Okay, but I got the Ninja outdoor pizza oven Artisian
pizza oven. Okay, Dog, two minutes the pizza is done.
Maybe three? No, three minutes?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Really, Bro, I had my doubts. So how big of
a pizza can you make? It? There?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Fourteen inches?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
That's not bad.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah, it's not a large pizza, right, I would to
say it's a large.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
So do you have to spin it when it's in there?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Oh? Dog, you just put it in close the door,
put like this, said it it's got like neapolitan New
York deep dish. So I just pushed neapolitan.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Three minutes later, again I had my doubts because they
went in flat, pulled it out suculent, he said, Okay,
but again I'm still not one hundred percent on it.
So like some areas was like really fluffy, like really big,
(07:40):
because you know, I'm trying to make a crust on
the outer rim, right, But I think I'm doing it wrong.
I think I'm thinking I'm leaving it too thick to
begin with, which makes it thicker. So I think I
just got to leave it flat and bear like, no
sauce and no cheese, and I think it'll probably pop.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Up by itself, maybe just a little butter on it. Dog.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I make a little olive oil with a garlic parsley
and I rubbed it on a rim.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Right. That sounds good. It was good.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I ain't gonna like it. I was really pleasantly surprised.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I still got to work out some bugs because it's
just store bought uh pizza sauce. So I got a
doctor it up, you know, maybe put some oregano in it,
some garlic salt or gallic powder at least, you know,
just to bring out some more flavors it.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
But dude, it's off the So how many pizzas have
you made so far?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Three I've made in that thing. I only made one.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I thought you made more than that.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I was nervous. No, let me let me backtrack. I
got it as a.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Gift, so I made some pizza doze, but I put
them in the regular oven the first time, because I
want to see how the pizza would even turn out.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Have you ever have you ever made your own pizzas before?
So this is like an all legit pizza. No, okay, okay,
so it's all but I'm gonna get it down pack
you watch did you use another You're gonna whatever, but
I'm gonna ask it. Anyways, did you use the the
shredded montarella in the bag or did you buy like
(09:22):
the legit one in a bag? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
And they say you shouldn't use that one, just shredded yourself.
Get a block and shredded, right.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Well, I was I was always told that you get
the the one that's they come in the balls and
they like moist when you open it like liquidy.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Well those they say you you slice it and just
put it on the discs.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, yeah, that sound good.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
But they say, uh, get a block of mozzarella and
shread it yourself, because buying it already shredded something. They
do something to it in order to keep it, like
separate in it. Like they're so close together. Right, there's
some kind of chemera cold or something that's just not good.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
It makes them bind thee. Yeah. Yeah, I heard that too.
I don't know exactly what it is, but there's somebody.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Well here's here's here's the other thing that.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I tried making with my own dough, and another thing
that I gotta work on. Did you make hle zones
sandwiches like from Uppercrust they called hot cross sandwiches postram
like a prestrabi sandwich. Yeah, dog, the first one I made.
I made one for myself and one for my wife.
(10:31):
Bro straight up cock cock kid, really, I don't you'll
pro Everyone that's listening will probably say you dummy, which
I'll Okay, I get it.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I put I flatten out the dope.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Okay, round disc.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I put the postrabi in, I put the onions in,
I put the lettuce in, I put the mayonnaise in,
I put the musk, a little bit of mustard in.
I folded it like a taco, like a cow zone,
if you will, right, and I put it in the oven.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Yeah, you probably should have done that for like made
the dough first, right, yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Or at least if anything is to go in it first,
is the meat.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Right, because like would you like would you like say
you should have like toasted it halfway and then put
the meat and cheese.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
And if you do it, no, because how you're going
to bend it because it gets crispy.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Well, I would think that it would still pliable like half,
but you said it only takes like four minutes.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Right, No, that's a pizza. Okay, I don't know about
a hot cross sandwich. Well, what I've learned is you fold.
Before you fold it, you put a little olive oil
that way you could open it.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
It doesn't.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
It doesn't bind while it's cooking. Got you, and then
you open it and then you fill.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
It with everything.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Okay, but dog, it tasted like ass kid, No, it
was dude.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I don't dude tryass brown crunchy salad.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Dude, it was so bad. We just dog we threw
it out. Really it was bad. It was bad, kid,
It was horrendous. But I tried it again and it
got better. I did it the right way. The only
problem is again the dough. I need to figure out
the dough, the how big, how much dough to use.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
So it seems like well, the only thing I guess
I'm just baffled, like it sounds like that. I mean,
like could lettuce being cooked like that make it that bad.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I don't know it was between the lettuce and the
onion because it was like, uh, I kind of opened
it and picked in and it looked like it was
like old lettuce, like expired. Like it was really dark.
It was really dense. It was just it looked like
spinach almost like that.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
It got that dark. It was just discussing. Damn, it
was really bad. Oh it sounds terrible. Yeah, it was bad. Okay,
so you've made pizza.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
You've made well in the pizza oven.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I've only made one pizza. However, I have made two
or three pizzas and four cow four hot crust sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
But I just used the oven for that. How did
the hot crust sandwiches in the oven turn out?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
The second round turned out Okay, I'm getting better. The
problem is like one of the hot crusts was almost
like a foot long, you know what I'm saying, Because
I had the amount of dough for a pizza right,
so by the time I folded it, it.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Was like god, damn. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
It was.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
It was bad, and what made it also bad was, uh,
I think I have to cool let it cool down
in order to open it and shove stuff in the
lettuce to onions, to put some mayonnaise, because when I
was trying to open it, it was still really hot,
so I was like burning my fingers. So I had
a spoon of mayonnaise and I'll just throw it in there.
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So some bites were good, some bites were bad because
you know, you get you get some mayonnaise.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
You don't get said I got dry sandwich. Anybody else
got dry sandwich.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
But bro, dog, I know you called me fat last Saturday,
which we'll talk about, yes, behind my back, and and
and uh.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
But this pizza maker, kid, because I'll tell you what
I can make them every weekend. I can make myself
a pizza.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
You didn't come with one, like, bro, if you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Like if I get a downpack, I'm telling you kids,
game changer three minutes. But the problem is it takes
you six hours to make the dough. That's that's where
it issueized. My son came this weekend for the holiday.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
He's still waiting for a se No.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I told her he had his friends were coming over
Saturday night, okay, uh to hang out, you know.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
And it was only two of them coming.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
So it's like, yo, I can make you guys pizza,
you know, if you want late night you know, three
minutes boom And then like that Saturday afternoon, I hit
him up with like at four ish, I was like, Hey,
you guys gonna want me to make some pizza. He
was like, I don't know, because they were going to
my sister in law's house to have dinner. He's like,
we're gonna eat a lot over there, and they might
my friends might not want to eat because they're not
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going to meet up to like nine pm. I was like, okay,
because I would have to make the dough now, start
the dough now, because it's gonna take like four hours,
and he like no. He was like Noah, then we're good.
So it's not like I could do it on a whim.
You have to you have you.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Should have just done the dough. You make your poor
kid feel bad, she's just done. You fucked up the
pizza anyways, not not not funked it up, like made
it bad, but like fucked it up, like hate it.
You know what I mean. I'm just saying that's want
to clarify that, well, that's not best sounds like you
got some good use of it already, the one pizza kid. Bro. Yeah,
(16:16):
So is it electric plugging or is it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Yeah, yeah, because I've I've looked at pizza ovens in
the past that you could, you know, hook up, but
you need gas. It's either a pro paint tact and
it's an actual flame in there. It looks like a
turtle shell right right, you know, but you gotta you
gotta put it in, you gotta watch it, you gotta
spin it, you know, because the flame is like on one side.
(16:39):
You gotta constantly be spinning it.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
So does this one have a carousel kind of like
like microwave? So does it turn? Nope? It just sits
there there.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
It's it's there's a what do they call that a stone?
Block stone? What is it called stone blocker?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I guess I don't know. We always got them from
pembered Chef, the stones. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Well no, it's a flat looks like a piece of tile, yeah,
thick yeah. Well uh you it has one of those
in it, okay. And before you cook them, you got
to preheated.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
The stone gets hot.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Yeah, and the preheating is like twenty minutes, kid, I
was surprised.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
It takes longer the preheat than the cook it does.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Wow and uh so once it's you know, bro, I'm
telling you though off the hook and I got.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
One of Namu.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
They call it a pizza peel, the big ass spat Yeah, dog,
off the hook.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Now you feel the all Italian now Puerto Rican. I
was looking.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
It has a window, and I'm looking through the window.
It didn't look like it was doing anything. I'll be
honest with you. And then I let it go for
like the last minute and a half. I just was
waiting and yo, when that beeper hit, I opened that door,
put that peel in there to pull it out.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Dog. He was like, oh, I'm a pizza maker. Man
loved it. So is it crunchy like a dog? It's perfection,
like I like the I like the pizzas from I'm
not a fan of Domino's, Okay, okay, but they make
this really thin crust pizza. It's almost like huck. It's
(18:15):
almost like cardboard, but crunchy. Is it like that? Or
is it like just like a cracker? Almost? Not that crunchy? No, no,
okay no, but it is.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Like the pizzas that you buy from Chaky's. No, no,
not at all.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
No, Chicky's is really think what I was gonna say
was like pizza vendors, if you go to the street fair.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I don't need pizza whe am out in the public.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Oh oh, I can't even make it a pizza.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Bullshit. If you use the good cheese again.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
What do you do? What do you mean good cheese?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Yeah, because well, see the cheese that's processed, like the
chatdars and all that shit hurt whatever whatever they do process.
But if you get like natural, regular cheese, it doesn't
bother me.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Oh no, shit, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
If you yeah, if you get that monzarella that we're
talking that you slice, that shit doesn't bother me. But
like the ones that's just sprinkled on Bubba Gus just
looking at it, and the worst one is fucking provolone.
Provolone is the worst, and then it's Swiss cheese the worst.
For your gut, bro, this shit Provolone put me on
(19:37):
my knee one time. That shit hurts so bad, bro,
Holy shit. But anyways, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Now here's the other kicker. It's it's it's kind of heavy.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
They're gonna lie as uh.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
It almost looks like a toaster oven, a bigger toaster oven, okay,
with little short legs. I didn't want to leave it
outside obviously, you know the elements, and I was gonna
bring it inside.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Let it cool down.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
So after I was done using it, I let it
cool down for about two hours, you know, we were
watching TV what have you, and so I went to
go get it and it was still hot because I
didn't actually turn it off, so it maintains the heat.
Because they think you're making multiples, which is cool, you
physically have to, you know, power it down, which it's
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obvious you gotta power down. I just didn't think about it.
Figured day it's done, I pulled it out, and you know,
but it didn't turn off. It stayed warm, so I
had to manually turn it off. And dude, I'm telling
you off the hook.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
It's a fucking pizza oven, bro, not a woman. That's
pretty funny. So what else have you made with it?
That's it? That's it, just the one pizza.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
But I'm gonna make another three tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
And are you gonna attempt to make a cult zones too?
I will eventually. Yeah, you want to get the pizza
down first, Yes, and the sad Yeah, the hot Cross sandwiches,
and is it kind of like the it's basically just
pizza boat because it's a cult zone that's not sealed, right.
What are you talking about? The crusty sandwich.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Yeah, it's it almost looks like a taco.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Oh that's a little bigger. It's an Italian pia. Yeah,
there you go, there you go, okay, okay? And what else?
What else happened on Father's Day? Uh?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
On the actual Father's Day, my daughter came into town.
We went out to breakfast. Now I'm not a breakfast guy.
I think I've mentioned that before. However, there's one breakfast
spot that I really like, and they closed in pul Springs.
They had another location in Laquinto, and my wife and
I we've always wanted to head it out there, but
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you know that's that's a drive and.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
The good egg the broken yolk, broken yoky. Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Well they reopened and pap Springs just at a different location.
So we went there for breakfast and it was good.
I ain't gonna lie I like that spot.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
What did you have?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I had a bacon and egg sandwich on a croissant, Okay,
their menu changed, but it's still good.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
They had.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I can't remember what it was, like a French toast
that they did there, and I think it was like
blueberry French toast that had like in between that ship
was fire. I don't know if that's the they still
have it. They do have a lot of that type
of stuff. I bet they do.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
It's a good spot. If if you want me to
have breakfast, like take me out to breakfast.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
I'll go do that. Anything else, I'll be like, yeah, whatever.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
What about like, uh, what do Puerto Ricans have for breakfast? Spam?
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Like, no, not spam, excuse me, uh, Vienna sausage.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I think about na, I don't know what it is. Kid.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
When I went for my father's funeral, excuse me, my
uncle's funeral. And that's that last night I stated at
my cousin's house and you know, I had an early flight,
so I was just gonna get up and go. And
she was all she made me like egg and has
slices of Vienna sausagees And I don't first of all,
I don't even like breakfast, but I had I had
(23:28):
to take one for the team, and like, h yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Were you like fighting saying it was delicious or.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
I wouldn't say fighting it, but I was eating it,
you know, yeah it was. But if something funny happened
at uh at breakfast, we had made a plan to do.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Like a special occasions.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I'm sorry, this is at your Father's Day.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yes, well Father's Day.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
We had made a plan to like FaceTime at ten
am because my brother might assume me my son is
two hours ahead, and you know, whenever Mother's Day, whatever
it is, well, if we're all going to do something FaceTime,
we make a time.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
So that day was for ten okay. So he went
out to breakfast like at.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Seven, right when they opened the kid and so we
were sitting there and my son like texted me or
something I don't remember exactly what it is and like
happy Father's Day that I will talk later, talking a
couple hours.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
So my wife saw it. I don't don't.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I don't think he called whatever. My son made the
effort prior to us doing the FaceTime. So my wife
started geting tear eyed about it. Oh so you know,
he's so sweet, and my daughter likes sitting there looking
She's like, what the hell I'm actually here?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
I came. I don't get no tears.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
I don't get I don't get nothing. Should I have
just stayed home and shout out the text? Is that
all the tastes of text to get you to cry?
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I was dying, kid, h ship. She started getting she
started geting jealous. Oh shit, that was good. That's that's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
So, oh my gosh, your father's day, come on, kids,
the good.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I gotta tell you, this was probably the best Father's
Day that I ever had.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, it's on my other phone, goddamn it. But anyways,
so I got up and I had to I had
to work that day, and uh Sebastinated texted me like
nine in the morning. Hey, just wanted to you know,
I was up before I go to work. Just do
whatever on this break or whatever. I just want to,
you know, happy happy Father's Day. Blah blah blah. All right, cool,
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thanks man, I appreciate it, blah blah. I'll talk for
a minute. So then I ain't gotten to go get
in the car to go to work, and all of
a sudden I got a text from my low. Hey,
happy Father's Day, Dad. I love you. I want you
to know I really appreciate you and all you do
for me. Wow. And I was like, today's gonna be
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a good day. I'm all right, this is good. So
they didn't have to take you out to dinner. They didn't.
We make it.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
We make it.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Movement, bro, we making we making headway, you know what
I mean. As I was his first, that was his
first Father's Day text to dear old dad in twenty
two years and it came at the perfect time. And
I'm good with it, you know what I mean. And
that was it. It's all I got. Oh and Sebastia.
Sebastian sent me a shirt. That's what he called me
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to tell me. He say it won't get there today,
but it'll be there like on Tuesday. All right, So
what is it? It's all I know. You'll have to
call me when you get it. So I got it.
And it's a picture of Sasquatch on a T shirt
and it says, uh, I'm the kind of dad. They
came home with the milk, all right, go on, I'm
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not following. I'm sorry, you know, like Dad just said, oh,
I'm gonna go get milk, and then they never come back. Right.
I came back with the milk, and I didn't. I
didn't run away like you're supposed to. Like you know,
I came back like you're supposed to. I didn't run away.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
And the side squatch end of it was.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I don't know what that man, but there was just
a sasquatch I saw. I saw. That's what you wanted
me to get in a fight. Don't you you want
me to get into it? You had to point it out?
God damn you.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
What about your other son, chill e.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I an't get ship from him. We're not We're not
there yet. He's a good kid, though, dude, he really is.
He's a good kid. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Yeah, he's tell you have your Father's Day?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
You are father. No, he didn't know he got his
own dad tell me that ship. I'd been a little
weird about he called me. He called me pops. But
you know, like well, I never said it to anybody else.
I you know my dad.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
You never told your brother have your Father's Day?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Really, I may have once, but I'm no, just like
I don't tell the women like my sister in law
or Happy Mother's Day. Wait my mama, my ex wife
either have Mother's Day? Shoot happy Taking money out of
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my pocket day. I'm just I'm just kidding. I'm just
kidding Jesus, crime and kids. Folks. Did the shirt come
on a card? No, no, no, because it came it
came straight from wherever he bought it from. The card.
Was him calling me and telling me it's coming, you
know what I'm saying. So yeah, that was that was
That was it. Yeah, and just a phone call that. Hey,
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I'm good. I'll make you a pizza.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Look, you dog, you know what I'll do for you.
I'll get you that ripe cheese. And you like pepperoni,
I do. I'll make it in the in a I'll
make it f out of pepper I'll make an f
out of pepperoni for Father's Day.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Okay? Up? Cool? And then and there's some spinach on
the outside. Looks like I'm making some money, so we
can say it's for family, for fattie ship. Hey, let
me ask you a question. So you've you've lived in
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New York and you've gone back often? Correct A few times?
A few times? You've been to Chicago? How many times?
Four or five? Been to Puerto Rico a few times?
Three times in the last year. Where else have you
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been you've been on a cruise ship several times. So
you've been to Mexico a few different times.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Mexico, I've been to Alaska, Alaska, the Bahamas.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Uh. I mean that's because you don't have to tell
them where you pissed people off. So let me ask
you a question. So, because you're kind of like me
where you pay attention to what's going on and what
you're doing when you're walking, I pay attention to when
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I'm walking, then I stayed to the right, just like
you do when you're driving. Right. So like if you're
going that way, you start of the right that way,
the person that's coming towards you, they stay to their right,
and you actually create a path which because you drive
in the US and you stay to the right, that
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should be a natural pathway for you. Makes sense? Would
would you say that's correct?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
So if you're driving down a road and there's a
car coming in the opposite direction, you kind of you're
staying to the right. You want him to stay to
the right, So there's no there's a nice buffer zone there, right, Okay.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Just like that's why there's that yellow line or white
line down the middle of the road, just to let
you know, Hey, you're supposed to be going on this
side of the road that way, and they stay on
that side of the road that way.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
But some people will say, I stay to the left
just as long as I don't pass that yellow line,
cross that yellow line.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
That's that's fine. But it's not. What I'm saying, though,
is that you know that you need to stay on
that side because that person's going to cross on to
your left, okay, and going the opposite direction, fair enough? Yes?
Do people do that in New York when they're drying?
I mean they know when stay on the right, they
stay on the right, yes, Okay. What about in Puerto Rico,
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they don't drive opposite like fucking Europe. Right, it's the
same as yes, and people do the same thing. They
stay to the right. Person on coming towards you stays
to the right, correct. Okay. What about the Bahamas? Everybody's
fucking high, they don't know what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
I believe it's the same because when we were there
and we took a shuttle, I don't remember being weirded
out that we're in the opposite length, opposite side, going
the opposite direction type deal. Okay, so I've never ridden
in a car where the steerwheel is on.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
The right side.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Okay, that helps, So the Bahamas okay.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Okay, perfect. So in all these places that you've visited,
you've walked somewhere. Correct, Yes, when you walk, do you
stay to the right naturally, because that's how we traverse
the world in the vehicles. We stay to the right.
The person coming at you stays to the right. That way,
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you have a natural path and there's no resistance. You
should that. I'm saying that that should be like no,
like like like that's a no brainer.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
I'm gonna say no.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Why.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Well, the reason I'm saying no is because I put
myself in these vacation spots. Let's say, uh, a downtown area. Okay,
when you're walking.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
If uh you you you have a.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Store front on a certain side of you, depending on
what direction you are, it's.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Gonna be either on your right or your left. Correct,
So so put your fucking blinker on so that the
person that's walking towards you knows that you need to cross.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
What if you're already on walking in the opposite direction
to where the store is on your left? What if
if you're walking in a certain direction on the sidewalk.
If the store is on the left side.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Of you and you're on the you're on the right
side of the closest to the street.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
No, I'm I'm let's say, for example, let's say it's.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
A a fruit stand, okay, or a store that has
displays a fruit. If I'm looking at the fruit, but
I'm walking in the direction to where all these storefronts
are on my left, I'm I'm going to continue walking
and I'm going to be on the left side. So
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in your in your description, I'm in your lane. Correct, Okay,
but that's on your description. There's no unwritten rule that
you're supposed to be walking on the right right.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
But that's what I'm But that's what I'm saying. Though
nine times out its end, I would think that it will.
I can't say nine times I would say. I would
say that it's a natural thing that when you get
out a car and you go and you walk into
somewhere that it's busy, then you find yourself staying to
the right of let's call it a causeway, you stay
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to the right or of the walkway or the path,
whatever the fuck you want to call it. You stay
to the right, just like if you were driving, the
people coming towards you are going to be on the left,
because that's the way it is when you're driving, That's
the natural path. Would you agree, I mean, don't, don't. Don't.
What I'm saying is, don't argue with me, just argue.
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Does that make sense to you?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
What I'm saying it does make sense? However, you know,
if if if you're at the the Actor Sure Arena
and you're walking through these hallways, I mean, you're not
going to sit there and say everybody is going this
direction needs to be on this side.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
But no, it's like they shouldn't fucking know it already.
It's a free for all. They should fucking know it already. Like,
because what I'm saying is that should normally happen. So
when somebody comes like, let's okay, let's say let's say
here's the hallway right and to your right. You're walking
on the right side of the of the turnbuckle right there, right,
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so on the right of that if they had the
bathrooms on the outside of the lane, so that would
mean to your right, okay, okay, and the people that
are coming towards you have the beer and all that bullshit,
or let's do it the other way around. The beer
is on your right if you're going that direction, and
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if you're they're coming towards you. That's where the bathrooms are.
People coming out of the bathroom should not go towards
the people that are coming to them and stay in
that lane and never cross over. They should cross all
the way over to where everybody else is, just like
in traffic and going in that same direction.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
So you're saying, when you come out of the bathroom,
if you're not going right, you need to take a
few more steps straight and then make you left.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Correct or you or you can you can. You could
take a curve left and get on that last lane
and then jump over. But you should be in in
in the path of the people that are walking in
the same direction, because I'm not a bucks. Everything up.
People stop and stutter step and ship they're spilling beer.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
That's how it is, regardless what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Because a second ago you were like, yeah, well maybe,
but what if do you what do you mean now?
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Okay, so let's stick with the arena. Ain't nobody here's
a free for all. You coming out of the bathroom.
You're either going to the left or right. I mean,
it ain't let me cross over traffic right left, Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
So it's a free for all, and everybody should just
be able to do what the fuck they want.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
It is a free for all all, and everybody does
whatever they are.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Great. I propose that we create a law that people
fucking learn how to walk and walk in their lane.
I the worst part is like the office that we
work in that I work in, so there's a so
like if I come from my desk and I go
the first entrance is about two feet white, right, two
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and a half feet white. So you turn right, and
there's a supervisor that sits there, and there's a supervisor
that sits us on my on my right, and there's
a person that's sitting on the left. Okay, You go through,
You get whatever papers you need, because that's that's like
the common area where all the printers are. You get
all of your shit. When you come back out of there,
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you should not cut the corner and come out to
the right if people are coming to take another step
and then come back down the left side of that
little walkway so that we have a free flowing path
as opposed to fucking walking into me. Now, I got
to figure out what the fuck your retarded ass is
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trying to do, because I'm I'm just saying it even
happens like at the grocery store or when when you're
out buying ship like, like, people have no common sense, bro,
fucking If I'm walking towards you, I'm on the right.
If you're walking towards me, you should be on the right,
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on your right, my left, just like I'm on your left.
The fuck out, easy, easy peasy, be no accident. Like,
here's the question, why is it that here in the
United States we can't figure that ship out? But people
in China, the busiest, the fucking largest, pot related place
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on Earth, right can walk through fucking intersections in a
green light in an X pattern and straight on all
the fucking corners and nobody gets fucking run over. You
may have a point there and they drive on the
opposite side. So what the fuck what are we doing?
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Why can't why can't we walk without bumping into each other?
And if you're the dumb ass that's on the wrong
side and going in the wrong direction and you bump
into somebody, who the fuck are you to get angry
if I'm on the right side where I'm supposed to
be and you bump into me because you put that.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
But that's where that's where the problem is. What ain't
no supposed to be yes in walking? There is no
supposed to be sure there is.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
We didn't put signs. We didn't put signs. Hey, stay
to the right.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
You know in restaurants, they got to two doors you
always go to. You always enter the door on the
right because somebody you know why, I get it, Yeah,
because that's your enter. You're supposed to.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Be on the right.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
But that's going through those double doors.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
And it should that should tell you that when you
come in, like like when you go to Food for Less,
I know you've never been there. When you go over
food for left. When you walk into food for Less, okay,
it's a wide it's you walk in and it's automatically
a right turn. You can't go left, you know why,
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because you're not supposed to. You're supposed to go to
the right. And then once you get in and you
go to the right and you work your way around,
then you leave. Guess what, You're on the fucking left.
But you're on your right, because you followed the fucking program.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Food for Less really does that? Yeah, Food for Less
is a one way aisles. You go through the aisles
one way.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
When you enter, Yes, when when you start going down
the aisles.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
That's just because of the way is it's it's it's open.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
No, it's brilliant because it keeps the flow of traffic
going in the same direction. It makes that them walk
through the same way, the right way going through there.
And I'm sure that that prevents a lot of theft
because they block off the entrance because if I was
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going to steal some shit, I'd run out the entrance,
not the exit.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
They just do it that way to avoid a what
do they call it a bottleneck right there because everybody's
coming in at the same time.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
But do you know what creates about it? Motherfuckers that
don't know that they should stay to the right. It's
that simple. It's like, have you ever walked into like
you're coming out of the mall right, and and some
little kid or or some adult that's in a hurry
try to come in and instead of taking the two
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steps over to clear, you try to squeeze in right
where you are. Get your ass over to the left
side of the walk away. You know what.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
And I do have to admit I just pictured myself
going into one of the department stores and walking in. Yeah,
I'll be on the right side, and then walking out,
I'll again be on the right side.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
I'll give you that.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
But as far as walking inside the store, I'm walking
down the aisle, kid, I'm not trying to you.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Are, but my so let's say, okay, so you enter
the aisle right, and you know what you're looking for
is about halfway down the aisle, and the aisle's clear.
When you're in there, I guarantee you you stay to
the right of the aisle until you reach the object
that you're looking for, and I guarantee you that you
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don't move your cart. You step over and grab your item,
come back, put it in your cart, and continue down
on your right side of the aisle. Because we were
taught by parents that understood.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
You might be correct on that, because now I'm picturing
myself going down to grocery aisles.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Not that I do that often, right, but yes, I
think I do.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Yeah, kind of stay to the right every time, and
when I stop, I'm looking at my left grabbing something.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
Yeah, you might be correct on that.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
So I just so listen. For those of you that
are listening, I implore you, I beg you have this
conversation with everybody you know. Please, it is it is.
It is entirely too important to not be able to
walk in and bump into people, or have people bump
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into you because they don't know what side of the
fucking aisle to stand on. Fair Just like, Okay, so
you've been married twenty six years when you walk on
say you were downtown and you're walking on sidewalk, wife
walks on the inside, right, Yes, people don't know that anymore.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
But it just depends on what direction you're walking on
the street.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
No, how is it now because she always walks on
the inside, you should be on the side of the street.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Yeah, but depending on what direction you're walking, did the
inside might be on your left well, side might be
on your right.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Right, But you're still on You should your body whether
you're walking, if you're walking. But if you're walking and
you're and you're following the law that we're talking about, right,
you're still gonna she's still gonna be far right and
you're gonna be left of her. Right if you're walking
on either side, because you're going to be closer to
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the street, because that's what men do to protect her.
Speaker 3 (46:02):
Look at you just saying you might get a date
after that.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
I'm telling you, right, I'm telling you, and all these
new cars fucked it all up for everybody. Now you
can't do the fucking is she uh uh self serving
or not? You don't remember that test? Uh uh? Where
you go in, unlock the door for her first, let
her get in, and by the time you walk around,
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she was supposed to lean over and unlock the door.
Oh yeah, I've seen that before. Can't do that shit
no more. Is all she gotta do is hit that
little motherfucker button. But then again, if she got her
cell phone in her hand and she's sucking around too,
busy taking pictures for you to unlock for her to
unlock it. But then again, if you want, if you,
all you gotta do is hit the button twice and
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unlocks you shit.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Anyways, well you the second time you're unlocking that passenger door, right,
so your door's already unlocked.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
So yeah, you got a point, it's already done for you.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Bushell, so you can't even give the test anymore. Did
you ever really give that test? Yeah all the time?
Really yeah, yeah, yeah, you didn't know. That's because you
had a convertible. I don't know. I was just trying
to give you an out, just trying to give you
an out. But I think that it's you know, and
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that's gonna be. Like I wonder, I wonder how many
fights are caused at sporting events because people don't adhere
to that well, because I think that there's like it,
like I get it. You know, you're at a sporting
event or you're out of town, you're excited to be there,
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you're sight seeing. You just you forget for a second
and you just cross the road without thinking, and everybody
else is like, oh shit, hold on.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
So in your theory, let's say a sporting event like
you just mentioned, Okay, you got traffic going two ways, correct,
and if you have to go to the left to
get to that hot.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
Dog stand, then you should stand to the left of
your lane, okay and wait for a gap.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
What if a gap doesn't appear.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Well, you got to make a gap, dude. Like you
got to be able to figure out, like I can
fucking I can stride my ass to that weave your
way through whatever you gotta do.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
But what if there's so much traffic that you decide
to make that left early.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
Well, then you know what, here's the here's the other.
Here's the other part of that equation. Okay, people don't
have to have enough common sense and respect for one another.
Oh fucking let the guy through. He's trying to get
a hot dog. Who doesn't stop for somebody to hit
Oh they're trying to get a drink? Oh shit, Come on,
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you see how busy it is. Why wouldn't you stop
for somebody to let them get through. It's not like
traffic that you let one guy go through and the
other guy is gonna like be on disaster like, you.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Know, not my problem. If you want to get a
hot dog.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
That's the problem with the world. It's not my problem,
not my n MP, not my problem and n P
all day long. Nope, got nothing to do with me.
Oh what happened to the ac see something? Say something
happen of them days? Just be kind bro, like what
happened to those days where you know you could oh shit,
oh come on, Or if you're walking and you bump
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into somebody and you fucking knock off half of their beer.
Oh fuck, bro, come on, let me get your beer.
My bad. I didn't I didn't see you, you know
what I mean. I was paying attention to the chickle
the little shorts. My bad. Here's twenty Go get your beer.
Like that's the way it should be, right, Like, Yeah,
but people don't adhere to that kind of shit anymore. Everybody.
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Everybody's too busy going for self. People don't do that anymore.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
Did it start with people just trying to walk in
any directs and they wanted to?
Speaker 1 (50:02):
Yeah, they started with motherfuckers not knowing they needed a
state of the right. I mean, I know that there's
somebody looking at their fucking whatever they're listening on, saying
how fucking petty. But it makes sense and everything, like
and everything has a point of causation, Everything has a
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starting point. So what was it that caused people to
think that it was okay to treat people a certain
way or to be able to do that and not
worry about what it was creating in its way? Does
that make sense? It does? However, this is coming from
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the guy.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
That when the zombie apocalypse happens, not my problem.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
I'm tearing I don't have food, men go not my problem.
Fuck what that's different?
Speaker 3 (50:59):
How's it's different?
Speaker 1 (51:00):
Because we're talking about survival ship mingo gonna get hungry,
and Walmart they gonna be doing deliveries at that point.
No more. So you know, have you have you you know,
since all this ship about war and all this ship
with Trump, have you talked about getting any food supplies,
(51:20):
anything extra, any long term survival plans. No, you don't
tell me you have you just you're just making pizza.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
I got bags of flour, I got a gallon of
extra virgin olive oil.
Speaker 3 (51:34):
I got a container of yeast. I'm straight, homie.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
That's fucking hilarious. Holy shit. No, I didn't buy more
just because I don't have money right now. But but
I'll tell you what. Uh, I got a little bit
more time before. I think I have a little bit
more time before the extra tax on ammunition goes up.
Speaker 3 (51:59):
Damn Yeah, why is there gonna be an extra tax?
Speaker 1 (52:03):
Because that's what they fucking they're fucking with a fucking
with a second Amendment. But it ain't. Uh, it ain't
coming from a foreign country, is it. It's not a
Uh yeah, China and Germany create most of the ammunition,
so bringing it in and then pissing off all the Mexicans.
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So you're gonna you ain't gonna get the good shoot anyways,
you know what I mean. So all that and then
they say now that now that all this shit happens
and they're arguing with all those now they say that
there's a shortage, which is kind of timely. Not but
what they did do is they they opened up the
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So before there used to be like a gun registry,
let's call it. And what they would do is they
would limit the style and kind of guns that you
can get in the US and guns now they open
it up. There's a lot more and a lot of
different kinds that you can purchase that we've We've got
(53:08):
some really nice stuff. Now, oh wow. I never really
thought that there would be guns.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
That's Americans couldn't purchase that are like completely different.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
It's not Americans, it's people from California. California cannot There
was several guns that you can't purchase in California due
to legislation that they passed, oh solely in California. And
so now that's gotten beaten in court, and so they
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had to open up the registry and we were able
to get different guns brought in.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
Well, I mean, yeah, California is really strict, kid, because
I remember I wanted to get a certain lamp, A
lamp a lamp. It was one of those what do
they call them, like a tripod style lamp. I forgot
what they're called, and I couldn't get it because of
the type of bulb we had in it.
Speaker 1 (54:08):
Yeah, kid, it was bad. Was it a phosphorus bulb
or something?
Speaker 2 (54:11):
I have no idea. I don't recall what it was.
I don't remember, but I couldn't get it because of
the bulb. Now with dad being said, my sister in
law wanted a hair product like an oil.
Speaker 1 (54:24):
Couldn't get it.
Speaker 2 (54:25):
On Amazon, put it in her cart, Well.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
Didn't send it her.
Speaker 3 (54:32):
She died.
Speaker 2 (54:32):
It was something to do with her address because it's
right here in a thousand bombs, you know, your thousand
poms fools. So she asked us to get it because
she thought it was just specific to her address. I
couldn't get it either. Yeah, Well I tried my daughter's address. Nope,
I tried my son's address and Chicago. Still couldn't do it. Though.
Speaker 1 (54:52):
Now a matter of fact, I think about it, Well,
there's Chicago's got some pretty stringent rules as well. Really
mm hmmm, what kind of fucking hair care product?
Speaker 2 (55:03):
Dog? He was something you you might It was not
something that's like out of the ordinary, some oil of
l A. I don't know if that was the brand,
but it was just something regular, some type of oil
for her dry hair.
Speaker 1 (55:20):
You gotta put her put her mess out like that dog?
What the hell damn you said with her dry ass
nappy head?
Speaker 2 (55:35):
You know, a couple of seconds ago you said, uh,
how people should be kind. Uh. I was talking to
this dude last week. Actually, uh, the guy that did
I mention I have an employed I was retiring, Yes, okay,
but I took him out to lunch as you know,
his farewell, no thank you for the year's dog.
Speaker 3 (55:57):
He's been with me ten years. I didn't even realize it. Wow,
I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (56:07):
So we were, you know, we grew up in the
same neighborhood, and so we were just talking about old stuff,
you know, and somehow that the subject about video depot
got brought up, and we were just talking about how
you would go there. You have to get there like
a Thursday, because if you went there on Friday, you
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ain't getting it, you ain't getting none of the exactly,
So you have to get there early. But then he
reminded me of something because we talked about the bee
kind rewind on how you would get a VHS, and
it was.
Speaker 1 (56:41):
Do you remember those? Uh? So we used to have
this company that that you'd go and you would rent
movies from. And this was prior to it started prior
to DVDs. So DVDs are like CDs just cause you
didn't know. So this was like a large cassette so
it actually had like you would look at it and
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it's it's like a ribbon basically of tape. Well, they
sold these machines, these big recorders that you could and players.
Everybody fucking had when you could record your favorite show.
It was it was kind of like a DVR at
their time, right, Yeah, So people would go to these
places to rent movies and they would you could runt
(57:23):
up to like five five at a time, right, something
like that, four or five at a time, and then
you could rent them for I think it was like
two days or three days. That way, you had all
weekend to watch the movie. Well, they got they got
tired of people sending them back without rewinding the movies,
so they started charging you for it. Well, because they
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would have to have like one person there all day
just fucking rewinding movies. Well, they came up with these
machines that were just rewinders. Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 2 (57:56):
You just bought them a little It was a little
small one and it would pop up, slipping in there,
push it down.
Speaker 1 (58:02):
Oh, can you guys have a square one or do
you guys get the ones that were like we had
one that was like a car. It looked like a car.
Pop up, slide it in there.
Speaker 3 (58:13):
Put the I just remember the square one black one.
Speaker 1 (58:15):
And the headlights would turn on when it was rewinding.
That's how you knew it was kind of cool. Go ahead,
Well we were.
Speaker 2 (58:21):
Talking about and you know, I was telling them how
you know, yeah, video depot was was it at the
time here in the valley? And then Blockbuster came into town,
and yeah, and I remember the first time I went
to Blockbuster seeing all the movies on the new releases
were all on the walls. You know, you walk around.
Speaker 3 (58:45):
And they would have a ton of them and.
Speaker 2 (58:48):
They were all empty. Because I was just grabbing the boxes.
I remember the first time, I will grab that box.
I will grab this one dog like you said, grab
four or five of them, right, and I bring it
to the front and they were like, yeah, yeah, these aren't.
Speaker 3 (59:01):
These are just display. I was like, are you fucking
kidding me?
Speaker 1 (59:05):
So what they would do is they would put like
Blockbuster would have the Blockbuster box with the title of
the whatever it was that was playing, right, and then
or they would have the actual box in the front. Yeah,
so they would have the actual box in the front
and behind it had to be a Blockbuster box with
that video. If it was not there, you weren't getting shit.
Speaker 2 (59:28):
It was like the if you were to buy that movie,
that's the empty box, right, it had all the pictures,
the credits starring this person all that. Those are empty,
those are the dummies, those are the advertisements, right, you
have to And I remember every single one of those movies.
Speaker 1 (59:46):
I wanted none of them.
Speaker 3 (59:48):
There were no Blockbuster boxes.
Speaker 1 (59:49):
Now, unless you were really cool with the people up front,
they would let you stand up front and watch what
people were dropping.
Speaker 3 (59:55):
All okay, well that was the next part of our conversation.
Speaker 2 (59:59):
He said, he I don't remember doing this, but I
remember looking, but he was like, dog out.
Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
The first I would walk in and I would.
Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Go straight to the box because they had a little
window just to return. You just throw it in and
it was like a slot and all the movies would
fall into that box.
Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
And whenever you were inside the store paying and you
hear a thunk, everybody turned around looked at the box like,
I wonder, what is that? It is that it?
Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Dog? I was dying because I remember that. He's like, yeah, man,
I would go straight to that. But the first day
I would go is go and you couldn't go digging
in there. He said you can look and if you
saw the movie you wanted, you could ask them for it.
Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Oh yeah, Brian the manager was right there to say, hey, hey, hey,
we're gonna get to it in a minute. Sorry, Brian,
I'm just excited to see this movie. Well, everybody's excited
to see it. You're just gonna have to wait your turn, buddy.
And I think it was video depot.
Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
They would also like when they were grab it from
the return box, they were stacking behind them, yes, and
then when they had time, that's when they would put
it back onto the So you should be scanning all
the movies behind them too.
Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Yeah, Hey, is that that movie right there behind you?
Oh yeah it is. I'm gonna go ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Run that one too, dogg and you. We'd be in
there for half an hour looking for movies to work.
Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Easy, easy, bro.
Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
It's just amazing how much time we had to spend
doing things like that to where now you just push button.
Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Press the button, bro, and is there everything? Everything absolutely crazy?
And then and then so after after Blockbuster came this machine,
and they weren't necessarily in the best places. They were
usually in front of a seventy eleven or circle K
(01:01:51):
and not so great neighborhoods inside Walmart's. Which machine red box?
Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
No, red Box didn't come yet, was it Netflix?
Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
It came.
Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Flix came first because you would get that shit in the.
Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Mail, right, okay, So that was based on the Internet.
Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Yes, And then after when Netflix took off because of this,
that's when red box came.
Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
Wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
But before Netflix, the people that started doing it were
the ones that were doing the video games where you
could rent a fucking video game and hold let motherfucker
till you beat it. I never did that, and then
(01:02:31):
it right, yeah, and then after that and they kind
of saw the success and the plan of it. It
wasn't called Netflix at the time.
Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
No, what was it before Netflix?
Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
They had another name because they changed it to Netflix
because it went to the internet.
Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Right, and because they changed the two. It wasn't Flix
or it flixed or something else. Because what they would
do is you would go on and order the movie
and they would send you the movies in a little
envelope that was you know, that was they had a
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little bubble bubble wrap on the inside to protect the DVD.
Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Google is say A I say it was called kibble.
I don't remember being.
Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Called I don't remember that either. No, it was not
called kibble. It was called something else. Let's look, let
me help you, let me help you, because I mean
it was it was such a big It was such
(01:03:40):
a big thing at the time. And guess what on
Monday when you went back to school, everybody was, hey,
did you get the movie? And were you able to
get that movie? Talk this weekend we saw woo woo woo.
What was what was it called Netflix? What was I
(01:04:01):
know how to? I know how to search it? Somebody's
fucking yelling at their radio right now? What was the
first DVD mail UH subscription service, we go, it was Netflix.
(01:04:27):
The first DVD by mail subscription service was Netflix, which
launched in nineteen ninety eight. They initially read the DVDs
via mail before transitioning to a subscription model. Their first
DVD that was shipped Beetlejuice.
Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
No, I was not called Netflix reading.
Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
I know for a fact it wasn't called Netflix because
I remember they changed the name to Netflix.
Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Okay, damn it.
Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
But anyways, Netflix to took off. That's when then red
boxes started showing up. And yeah they were in shit
some shady places.
Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
So tell everybody what that is. What what the red
box is?
Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
Oh, it's a vending machine like a coke machine that
had movies in it.
Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
It was slick too.
Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Had a little uh digital screen, little, I should say,
a little monitor, go left and right, pick the movie
you wanted and it would come out in a little case.
Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
That was great. Did you use that?
Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
You'd have to have an account right online because you
couldn't you. Yeah, you had to have like an account
with them, I believe so, because you could just run
off with the movie if.
Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
You didn't, right. I never, I never used it, really yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Oh no, we were hot on that for a minute. Yeah,
because you go to.
Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
The grocery store on a Friday, pick up a couple
of movies, return it Sunday before you go back to work.
Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
I think that was at the time where I wasn't shopping.
It was just that was that was back when fucking
McDonald's would run their hamburgers for like twenty seven cents
on Sundays, so you'd go buy as many as you
can and freeze them and there you go.
Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Yeah, twenty five say Hamburger night, kid. It was Tuesday
out here, Yeah, tearing it up. I think they were
trying to give Taco Tuesday a run for his money.
Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
They were doing a good job.
Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Bro bucket of fries that the large extra large drink
cup field it O with fries that was like a dollar.
Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
So here's my here's my thing about that whole thing.
We're just gonna We're just gonna go off on a
tangent now because I would really like to find a
Hamburger place out here that makes really good steak fries
that you can go in and order like a thirty
two ounce cup of steak fries. Remember that fucking Dell
(01:06:59):
Talk was the first one to do it.
Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
Steak fries.
Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
I remember they didn't they didn't do steak fries, but
you could order a thirty two ounce cup of French fries.
And then McDonald's did it for a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Yeah, McDonald's did it on top on ham uh plat Hamburger.
Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Like man dog.
Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
Every Tuesday, we'd be at McDonald's and we wouldn't load
up like put in a freezer.
Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
But we load up for like two days maybe three.
Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
Oh yeah, we yeah, but by you know, we say
we loaded up and put them in the freezer, but
by you know, Wednesday, we were out like fuck, when's
it coming around again? What are we gonna do now?
I don't remember it being called kipple.
Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
I don't either, and I know for a fact, bro,
it was called something else before Netflix because they were
actually they were still doing the DVD Renolds by mail
and then they started the streaming side. So in order
to separate it, uh.
Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
They kept two different names.
Speaker 7 (01:08:04):
Let's see, Uh, what was the other service besides.
Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Kibble? Now it's dog food sons of bitches. Don't tell
me that I will.
Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Remember, but bro, okay, you know how we're trying to
check this and it's not giving us the answer.
Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
My mother.
Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Likes a certain barbecue potato chip.
Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Okay, she my cousin had some, and my she gave
my mom something.
Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
My mom fell in love with it, so she just
loves these.
Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
It's uh, what's what's it called.
Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Uh, it's like a kettle kettle cook so that the
chips are really hard, right, So she was, you know,
she she was trying to get them. She was dying
and tried to have them. So she finally did and
uh she Uh. I tried it, and dog, as soon
(01:09:22):
as I had it, it brought me back. I was like,
I've tasted this chip before and it was because it
was dude, it was slamming. It was good, kid. But
I was like, I remember, I don't remember the name
of it, of the chip that I was thinking about. Uh,
(01:09:42):
my mom's potato chip is called kettle Brand. That's the
name of the company, Kettle Brand, and her chip is
the backyard barbecue chip. It's really good.
Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
All I remember was it was a barbecue chip and
there was an alligator on the on the on the bag.
Oh okay, I typed that in Google eighties barbecue potato
chip with.
Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Alligator as the mascot or something like that. Bro.
Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
Within two seconds, it pulled it up answer dog.
Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
It was called a uh crunch Taters. I remember those
dog they were so good.
Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
I used to crush those with a with a doctor pepper.
Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Oh my god, Strawberry fanther. Oh you're tripping.
Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
That was bomb typing crunch taters.
Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
And bro, oh that brought me back. Kid.
Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
It's got an alligated with a cowboy hat in front
of a campfire and he's got guns right, uh no,
but he's wearing cowboy boots okay, and he's holding the chips. Wait,
what's in his other hand? That might be No, he's
actually like a marshmallow. You put it on a steak,
you put it over the fire r right.
Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Oh my god, bro, look at that.
Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Oh yeah yeah, dude, it's just incredible. How a it
just like in a movie where it just just just
like boo. I was like, holy shit, what were those calls?
And dude, I easily typed it in and it brought
me right to it. I was like, man, because when
in junior high, from fifth grade to I think tenth
(01:11:36):
eleventh grade, we lived up in North Palm Springs, walking
distance to uh the seven eleven on Sunrise.
Speaker 8 (01:11:43):
Bro, I would go there and get the chips and
this doctor Pepper all the time. Kids, man, good times,
great times. I bet like that's you know, it's it's
so weird.
Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Like like when we okay, so let's say, fuck, we're
in our fifties, Jesus Christ. Let's say we were in
our early twenties still and we wanted to find like
you had that chip and you were like, fuck, did
I used to have these when I was sixteen? What
were they called? I don't know, I'm and I'm you know,
(01:12:24):
like assume it. Did you ever have an encyclic Encyclopedia
Britannica That was the Google of our age? And it
took if you had, if you had the luxury you're
having it, It took up the wall in your house.
How many books was it? Like? Thirty? Well, one for
each alphabet? So oh, is that is that what it was? Yeah?
(01:12:45):
Because they were alphaetized eight like eight and then B
so anything you wanted you'd have to go find it
that way. But it's not like it's not like Google.
You need to update some shit, go on and enter
some new data. Yeah, not like they're going to send
you brand new books. Oh shit, we forgot to put
you know what I mean, Like, we'll catch it on
(01:13:06):
the next run.
Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
I remember I had to do a report in the
fifth or sixth grade and and dog, you know, I
waited till last minute. I think it was on the
state of New Jersey. Waited till the last minute and
just pretty much copied word for word from the encyclopedia,
(01:13:31):
right And I remember a teacher saying, yeah, you didn't
write this, And I'm like, what are you talking about?
You know you? Hey, I fought right, I wrote that.
And now that I think about it, the sentence structures,
the words that were used, there's no way you all
(01:13:51):
I could have. All I had to do was write,
read two three sentences and just put those three sentences
in one sentence in my own words.
Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
But no, I was just word for fatim kid, just
word for word.
Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
And it's so funny that we'll fucking stand our ground
all that.
Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
No, I don't know you knows dying on that.
Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Hell kid, I don't appreciate you calling me a liar
right now, like I did that ship Like Tony, you
can barely spell hand much less conjecture of you know
what I mean, like, fuck bro, Yeah, I did that too.
I remember what it was for.
Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
But I was talking to uh Jesse today and we
were somehow the subject.
Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
Of ISS got brought up.
Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Okay in school you remember that in school suspension? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
Yeah, and uh we were talking about it, and you know,
first time I think what kids are hearing is in
junior high. I went to IS a few times. I
never went to in high school. High school, you know,
I straightened out, but junior high.
Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
You ain't gonna look at me like that. That's straight.
Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
But in junior high, you know, because he said he
went in there a couple of times too. I was like,
damn kid, he was a bad kid. He goes, No,
it's because I was late for school. Really, I was like, yeah,
that's exactly what I said. He goes, if you were late.
Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
Like coming to school, you couldn't go to class.
Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
You'd have to go to ISS for that period because,
like I guess, you don't disrupt the class that's walking
in late.
Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
I'm like, man, that's oh we were talking about. He
knows somebody that's that's going to be an ISS teacher,
and he wanted to decorate his room, like during the summer,
so for the first day of school, his room would
be decorated.
Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
I was like decorated, I said, bro.
Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
In junior high, ISS was a room with cubicles against
the wall. Period and you got yourself a cubicle and
you sat there and you were supposed to do work
the entire day. You couldn't. You look left, you're looking
at the wall. You look right, you're looking at the wall.
There ain't no there's no decorating. There's no talking.
Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
I'm telling you. Look. Tell your friend if you listening,
took this out. He needs to do like crime scenes
on the wall all over the wall, like all of them,
and then like like like this should do like one
wall of crime scenes, one wall of like crying babies,
right with single moms crying, and then like one of like.
Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
Section eight housing or like rough house stamps. Yeah, you
know what I'm saying, like like, oh, this is the
room of your future. This is where all I had
to welcome to ISS Dog. I remember I was telling
him because I asked him. I asked him like how
they did lunch. He was like I was just there
in the morning for the one period because I was late.
Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
You know, I'm trying. I'm trying to bond with them
over this.
Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
And uh because like again, this is junior high, right,
I didn't do it in high school. So junior high
back in our day was seventh and eighth grade, right,
So seventh graders would have first lunch.
Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
And then let's say, what's lunch? An hour?
Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
Forty five minutes?
Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
Did we get talk? Long?
Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
Forty I had to be at least forty five minutes, no.
Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Half an hour, well maybe forty five. Had to get
in line, yeah, exactly get their free lunch. She rock
for that? What oh was it? Yeah? My bad? Fuck,
my bad. I got free lunch.
Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
So, like the seventh graders would go after their lunch.
You know, first you eat in the cafeteria. Majority we
eat in the cafeteria. Well here, and then you eventually
make your way out and hang out with your friends
and bullshit.
Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
Were the girls? Come on? Said? So I you didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
I was saving myself and uh so what we would
what iss would do is when the majority of the
seventh graders were gone, only a very few were still
in the cafeteria, we would get brought in and eat
in the cafeteria before the eighth graders came in. So
when we we had we'd have to be done before
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the like five ten minutes before the eighth graders came
and then we go.
Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Back to class.
Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
Wow, that's how our lunch was.
Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
Well, I says lunch.
Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
I'm not trying to make it seem like I was
there all the time, and it was a few times,
I have to admit. And then I talked about I
don't know you went you went to uh, Yeah, I
went to did you guys do the uh were the
principle allowed to hit you with a paddle?
Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Do you guys? Did you guys do that at all?
I don't. I don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
I don't think so at Raymond Cree that was still
the thing, really, like if you got in trouble.
Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
I never got paddled.
Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
My buddy Rick did though, because if you got in
trouble the week of a school dance, you weren't allowed
to go to.
Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
The dance unless you took the paddle.
Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
But if you wanted to take the paddle, and that's
how you paid, you know the price, you could do that.
Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
So he's dead ass dude.
Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
You walk into the principal's office and he had that
paddle and I'm not talking like a ping pong paddle.
It was like like probably good four inches wide and
let's say eighteen inches long, like an or okay, you know,
but miniature or right right okay, and it had holes
(01:19:45):
in it, so so you know, it was aero dynamic
and yo, straight up, he said, you walk in, he'd
be like, okay, assume the position you'd have to bend over.
He'd pick up that paddle and just whack the ship
just once, you know, just one swing, and man, he said,
(01:20:08):
he stood straight up. As soon as he got whacked.
Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
He was like, damn fuck.
Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
Could you imagine that shit going on?
Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
Now? Oh? Hey, nuh. How many people would be waiting
for that principle outside? But I think they should do it?
Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
Oh definitely, you.
Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
Know what I mean, because there'd only be a couple
of knuckleheads either either they're gonna they're gonna straighten out.
Because the difference, though, is is it like back when
when that was still going on when we were kids.
If you would have taken that, ask women in school,
guess what happened when you got home? Asked woman was
(01:20:48):
waiting for you, and you were gonna get it? Again,
you know.
Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
And the other thing is he Jesse asked me, you
know what my mom said when I was like, I
was like, she never knew. I mean, I don't know
how I accomplished that, right, you know. I maybe I
just got sent in for the I don't remember, but
maybe I just got sent in for.
Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
The day for being a knucklehead in the morning.
Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
But I no, I do have to make I did
go like that was my first class one a day
or two or three, so going to school, that's where
I went, right, So, but I don't know how I
managed my mom not finding out.
Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
Maybe your brother took the call for you. You don't even
know he saved that ass, and you don't even know.
You need to call him all the way home. You know,
when we was in when we was in middle school,
you were in high school already. You think he would
have done that for you or would he be?
Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
Like, no, he probably would have, and because one time
he did kind of he did save me.
Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Uh in my.
Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
I don't I don't think I was still in school,
so I had to graduated, but I definitely wasn't twenty
one yet. We went me Rick and another dude went
out of town and we went to like Hollywood, and
I got drunk off my ass. I'm talking like mad
(01:22:15):
Dog twenty twenty, drinking like crazy. Now I remember. Okay,
here's the deal. I passed out. Okay, so I'm in
the backseat gone. I remember at one point Rick pulling
on my arm okay, and me tell him leave me alone.
I'm trying to sleep. Leave me alone, trying to sleep,
(01:22:36):
and then getting dropped off in front of my house.
Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
So when I got dropped off, my brother was getting
ready to go to work and my mom was getting
ready to go to work. My mom was, let's say,
in the shower, and my brother's like, yo, Mom's pissed
you didn't come home last night.
Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
She's been looking for you. And I was drunk off
my ass.
Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
Kid.
Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
It was one of those things that they pulled up,
threw me out and left right, dude. And and I
remember my brother saying I smelled like alcohol. It was
all bad.
Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
And so what he did was he brought me into
my closet.
Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
He was just like, dude, just staying here and just
wait for her to leave because she's on dude, she's
ready to get in.
Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
That ass, kid, wow and dog.
Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
So I spoke to Rick either that same day or
the following day, and I was like, Yo, what happened?
I remember somebody pulling on me on my arm. He's like, Yo,
you were talking so much ship that we got tired
of it and we were just gonna leave you out there.
We were trying to pull you out of the car
and we were just gonna that's how much ship you
(01:23:41):
was talking, wow ship that we were just gonna leave
you on the corner and bounce up.
Speaker 9 (01:23:48):
That's fucked up good times, kidd Who left you out there?
I don't know, woke up in some fucking bustop. All
you gotta remember, this is pre cell phone.
Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
This is you.
Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
I don't even know if I had enough money to
make a call on the payphone for somebody to come
and get me.
Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
I mean, don't get me wrong. Maybe it wasn't even
in Hollywood. Maybe we're closer.
Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
I don't remember. But he was just like, yo, you
was like getting crazy and we just had it.
Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
Fuck. That had to be some mad ship for like
for your friends to be able to say, fuck that,
let's just leave him here. And one said, but dude
is two hours away from home him. I don't get
I'm tired of hearing his ass. Wow, that'd have been
fun to hear, though, I gotta tell you, I ain't
gonna lie, holy shit, any.
Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
More trips coming up? No, definitely not.
Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
You said that was some authority just here though. Right now.
Let me the.
Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
Reason why this pause is now that we've been here
for a while, you know, and I'm not saying I
want to take a trip, but you know, if I'm
not saying, if somebody comes up, I will take the trip.
Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
But I'm not so.
Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
Bothered at the moment because now I'm back into the
routine of going to work.
Speaker 5 (01:25:11):
And gotcha, the the idea of taking a cruise again,
one of those weekend booze cruises has been tossed tossed
around a little bit because you know, have we spoken
that new feature on iPhone where it'll pop up old
(01:25:32):
pictures and they'll actually pop up like it'll make a
little movie for you.
Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
Yeah, I mean, it might pick a date and if
you have like a bunch of pictures from that date,
it might pick a person and just make a movie
of that person.
Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
Well, like some.
Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Movies have been coming up on my phone of like
the cruises, like, yeah, yeah, exactly, that's exactly how it is.
Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
Wow, where do you want to go back back? It
would be the Booze Cruise.
Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
I mean, but again it's we aged out.
Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
I mean you aged out.
Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
It's it's a young man's game now, kid.
Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
Oh I thought there was like a certain age range
that you had to be the Oh you have to
wait for the ARP cruise.
Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
Yeah, exactly, fuck because we could be the youngest ones
there on that cruise.
Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Right, yeah, I mean getting letters from ARP on the bitches. Wait,
I'm only fifty two. Hold on, what do you mean
you're fifty two? Yeah? Oh wait, I'm fifty three. He's up,
I mean fifty four in September. Worry, I'll be there.
I'll catch up to you sooner or later. So that's
(01:26:41):
going on.
Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
Can we talk about how you feel that I've.
Speaker 1 (01:26:47):
Got fat? Yeah? Now, I didn't say you got fat.
And if that's how you took it, well, fuck you.
I'm just kidding. I had I had talked to your
wife and I was like, hey, you know, he's put
on some weight again. It's looking good like for a
while there, because for a while there we would talking
about it were like, damn no, you look like you
look unhealthy. You look really skinny. You didn't get the
(01:27:08):
shit done eat right now, that's just because you don't.
Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
No one remembers or I've never been that weight before,
because you know how once people lose a lot of
weight all of a sudden, they're like, oh, you look
sick because you like you know, yeah, but I was
at a healthy weight.
Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
You just ain't seen me like that before.
Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
Well you're healthy weight, looking healthy. You didn't look right, Sorry,
you looked or just although it could have been because
you were sick and you were kind of lethargic and
all that kind of shit around it, like you weren't
your normal jovial self. That kind of led to that
(01:27:51):
perception of you, you know what I mean, being extra
skinny because you were sick and everybody's worried about you
and shit, however, you couldn't eat without having to go.
Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
Home to Like that is true, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
Like, so everybody ate, fuck, is he gonna be all right?
Is he gonna be okay? Yeah? It was.
Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
She She did tell you, like when I went to
the bathroom, You're like, so tell me, what's going on?
Is all right, everything good because I see he's putting
on weight. I'm like, this motherfucker called me fat.
Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
That's a good thing though, right, Like I was, I
was asking for the right reasons.
Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
I was actually uh texting with this dude that you know,
we text every once in a while, uh, in the
pool industry, and he didn't know I was sick and
all that.
Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
Yeah, I got sick, and I mean, he had some
health issues.
Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
He's a little older than me, and we were just
talking about it, you know, and we were saying, how
it's amazing how I lost the weight because I couldn't
eat and what I just ate very small portions. And
he was like, isn't it amazing that in a sense,
how we overeat right? It's become the norm to overeat right.
(01:28:58):
I remember one of my customers ten years ago was
having lunch outside when I was when I went to
clean this pool, and his lunch, I swear to god,
looked like them cat foods in a tin can right
where you you know, you hit the little tab and
peel it back.
Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
But that was his lunch. I don't know what it was.
Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
It was probably just tuna maybe now it was kind
of dark but let's call it tuna. But that's what
he was eating, and that was it. And I was like, damn,
that's it. But when you think about it, that's all
you really need. He really needs I need, you know,
when I was sick, dog, one slice of pizza and
(01:29:42):
I was good, I was straight.
Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
That's all I needed, and I was full before you
got sick, before you got sick. When when was the
last time you could ever say just one pizza? Pizza?
Does me? Dog? I don't. I don't think I ever
said that, even as a kid.
Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:30:01):
You know it's too good because you.
Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
Was picking up another piece before you was doing the
one you had one.
Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
I put one in my mouth and walked away with
the other one in my hand.
Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
Yep, and and then all of a sudden you're like,
oh no, just one the fuck? What's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
And it's also funny because, uh, like I said, I
do a lot of vacuum ceiling and freezing food.
Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
So my brother, my son was down this weekend and
his aunt made food like stuff that he really likes.
So I was like freezing all of it and putting it,
ceiling it so he could take it home, put in
his freezer. When he wanted it, he could pull it out.
What how did he how did he take it home
in a suitcase?
Speaker 1 (01:30:47):
What? You sent him home with frozen food in a
bag from here to Chicago? I don't get it. What
it was frozen? You have? How long? How long did
you have to wait at the airport to get to
get to his destination to get on the airplane?
Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
His flag total was like six hours?
Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
Yeah? Six hours?
Speaker 9 (01:31:14):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
Divided by fucking one hundred and fire. Do you think
it made it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:31:21):
I leant me just throw it back in a freezer.
Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
Dog.
Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
You want to tell me if you had some food
that you grew up with and you had an opportunity
to take it home, you're gonna sit there and say, well,
I don't want to take because if I freeze it
and to frost a little bit, and then I gotta
freeze it again.
Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
Bro. That shit, Bro that ship did not defrost a
little bit. As soon as that shit got into the
belly of the plane. You figure it's even if it's
just a hundred outside.
Speaker 3 (01:31:48):
In the sky, it's cold. The luggas areas is not,
is uh?
Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
Don't tell me that. When was the last time you
used the it's.
Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
Not climate controlled, fool, right exactly, just hoped them up.
Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
It's cold. No, it's not. The bottom side of the
plane is closer to the fucking sun than the part
you sit in. The We ain't above the sun when
we fly foo, but the clouds are in the way.
So you could have you could have at least put
it in a fucking ice chest with some fucking.
Speaker 2 (01:32:23):
We wrapped it in tinfoil, and it ain't your fucking soda.
I can almost guarantee you it stayed frozen.
Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
I think you need to call him. He got a
bunch of fucking soups in his in his bag when
he got home.
Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
Well, so while.
Speaker 1 (01:32:41):
Or text him whatever we gonna do find out.
Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
Hello, got gay, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
I'm tired.
Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
You're on the podcast right now. I got a question
for you.
Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
You know why he's tired. He's tired of cleaning out
his bag with all that liquid food you sent him home.
Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
We were talking about how we froze your food so
you could take it home.
Speaker 9 (01:33:11):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (01:33:13):
Did it stay frozen when you got home?
Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
Un I just put it in the freezer.
Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
Okay, so you had that was yesterday. You put it
in the freezer and you had some beans today. Yeah,
I had something right now, how is it?
Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
See what I'm saying? You heard him on He answered, Oh,
I'm just laying down. This don't feel good. The fucking
beans that were unfrozen and frozen again, you frost them?
I just put him in the pan. See he cooked them,
he said. He said he didn't even have to defrost them. No,
I didn't. I just put it in like, but they
(01:33:54):
were frozen when you did that. No, he said he
didn't have to defrost him.
Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
No, he said, he didn't defrust it in my away first.
He just cooked and frozen into a pot because he
wanted to do an old school not like you. All right, Papa,
I love you, Bye bye, good day, thank you. So
what I was trying the point I was trying to
make is yeah, go ahead, I offered him. Uh, because
(01:34:23):
I got, you know, Sammy Gail right here to the restaurant,
the Mexican restaurant.
Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
I read the same thing every time.
Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
It's an inside of bacon CHERI so skill it, okay.
So after my surgery, we had went there at one
point and I brought like a lot of it home,
so I uh separated it to like individual.
Speaker 3 (01:34:43):
And frozen so if I ever want to heat it up.
Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
And I even put it in with some rice, so
in one package, it's like a side of rice and
with meat. And that would have been like a dinner. Okay,
well it was a dinner for that point in time,
because I say, hey, I got some and you want one.
He's like, yeah, if you want to give me one,
because I have like two or three of them. So
(01:35:08):
I went into the freezing and I grabbed a kid.
Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
And a bit like in a snack bag dog.
Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
It was so small, and he was even like, damn,
that doesn't look like a lot. Now, don't get me wrong.
When you're doing this freeze, it compresses.
Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
It right because it.
Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
So it's like but still, I was even like, yeah,
that does look kind of small, because now I'd be like, yo,
I need two of these, he.
Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
Said, I muna send you home with a chip to
eat it with. Holy shit, bro, So, uh, I think
we're gonna get semashing down for the holidays. Oh yeah, yeah,
(01:35:52):
So I know I had mentioned it to you off
the podcast, and our thoughts were I was gonna hour yeah,
me and my family was to call the store manager
where he worked real quick.
Speaker 2 (01:36:09):
If the story you're about to tell that you wanted
to do, your family was on board with this, Yes, okay,
move forward.
Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
That we that I should call the store manager and
see if hey, you know, this is the first time,
you know, being away from home and not gonna be
here for the holidays. I wanted to see if we
can surprised him with, you know, get a couple of
days around Christmas because we're gonna fly him down. You
immediately said, uh, immediately, no you can. Oh, I'm his daddy,
(01:36:42):
and my poor boy used.
Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
To Okay, can we just before we move forward? Okay,
this is how I took it pretty much how you
just said it. But let's let's go in a little detail. Okay,
because I immediately you're grown man son. He's a grown man,
moved away, got himself a job out of state, got
(01:37:08):
himself an apartment on his own, all on his own.
He's working on his own, he's you know, he's doing
his thing, and his dad is gonna call his new
boss that he's.
Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
Been working there how long?
Speaker 3 (01:37:26):
Two months?
Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
So his dad's gonna call his new boss of two
months and say, hey, sir, this is Mingo Lopez. I'm
Sebastian's dad, and I was wondering if you could give
him like four days off for Christmas so I could
fly him home.
Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
That's what I heard. Well, here's here's what. After our
conversation and after sitting and thinking about it, I thought
I took another perspective of.
Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
No time out.
Speaker 2 (01:37:54):
But I totally get where you were coming from and
what you wanted to do, and I too, I applaud
you for it.
Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
I think that was great. So no, yeah, you're right,
because I you know, I sat there and I was like, fuck, man,
like I'm doing that, and if I call, that's more
for me than it is for him. Does that make sense?
Like I'm calling because that's what I want to happen.
(01:38:23):
I need to allow him to decide. Yeah, I want
to come. Let me talk to my bosses and see
what I can get figured out, and then I'll let
you know. So I talked to him about, hey, so
what's your deal around Christmas? What were your plans? What
were you going to do? Because I know that we
had talked to him, we weren't sure if you were
(01:38:44):
coming down. He says, yeah, but I'm making so much money.
He says, I could come and I could come and
see you guys. So I'm thinking about doing that. I said, well,
do uh do me if you ever just ask for
the time off. Me and your me and your uncle
have already talked about buying your plane ticket you around
trip ride here and back. You just need to secure
(01:39:09):
the time off and let us know as soon as
you can so that we can get the tickets. Oh really,
Oh you guys don't have to do that. Well that's
part of it why it's a gift, because we don't
have to. But you know, we don't want to be
here without you on the holidays like your family, like
you should be here. And so he was like all right, cool.
So I'm glad I did it that way, and I'm
(01:39:30):
glad that I took the time to think about it
so that way, I you know, I didn't make a
mistake and call and embarrass him with his new boss
or the people that he works with, because oh, your
dad gonna call for Easter too, you know what I mean.
Like I started thinking about it and being a dick
that would how would I clown? You know what I mean? Like? Bro?
Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
But yeah, dude, it was like, yeah, I'm gonna call
his boss and ask him to give him Christmas off
in like four days, and uh so I.
Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
Can fly him out here. I'm like, no, don't do that, kid.
Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
Yeah, hey, I would like you to give Sebastian four
days off during the holidays.
Speaker 1 (01:40:14):
Come on, I would have worded it better than that.
Speaker 2 (01:40:16):
Look, i mean, are they even opened on the holidays?
Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
Well, I'm sure they're closed Christmas Day? Really? It's yeah,
most most stores close on Christmas Day. Most but I mean, well,
if they're Mormon, they're going to close Christmas Day and
then summren't they because that's like a big.
Speaker 2 (01:40:41):
I mean, I don't know, but I would assume they
might be open, like but minimal hours. But but the
other thing is you got to remember, I mean, that's
prime people would love to have those days off at
that time, right right, And you're like, hey, could did
you give my son off?
Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
Right? Hey? Why don't?
Speaker 2 (01:41:04):
Why don't we just do you know, two days before
Christmas and he'll come back like the third of January.
Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
Well, my thing was, is, hey, ask for the for
the twenty sixth through the first off or whatever days
you can get off through that, because it's only five days. Bro,
you're talking about ten.
Speaker 2 (01:41:23):
You're talking about, Yeah, you know you've only been there
a few months. Go ahead, ask for a vacation.
Speaker 1 (01:41:27):
Yeah, why not? Fuck it. My point was my thought
process was, well, you know they're you're in fucking Mormon country,
so they're gonna be pretty family oriented. It's gonna you
know what I mean. So you tell hey, you know,
my family's back in California. I've never been on the
holidays without him. I'd really love to go back and
see them. Can I take a couple of days off?
(01:41:48):
They'd be like, sure, Sepastian, let us help you with
the ticket. And here here's a family ham, here's a turkey.
You guys, provide the side and enjoy yourself.
Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
And I'll be honest with you. My wife was like,
are you gonna talk to him about that? Are you
gonna you gotta talk to him about that? He cannot, cause.
Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
The bast his boss. That's funny.
Speaker 2 (01:42:12):
And I was like, no, I'm not. He's a grown man.
He saw our expressions, right. We kind of told him
if he wants to do it, he's gonna do it, right.
You really should talk to him, though, I'm really thinking,
I'm like, no.
Speaker 1 (01:42:26):
All the all the all the women that we went
to high school with that we all kind of hang around.
They all really think I'm dumb. No, but come when
you when.
Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
You hit us with that, that kind of puts you
down a couple of notches, Like, oh, no, you're right,
he is, I mean, and again I applaud you.
Speaker 1 (01:42:51):
It was just my heart. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
I didn't know way to get it because my wife
probably would wanted to do the same thing when he moved.
Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
She my son moved to Chicago. Well she did, just kidding, no,
she just said, hey, you're paying for us to go
to Chicago clean the pools early. But it's because we
out like.
Speaker 2 (01:43:14):
This trip might I mean, my wife would have wanted
to have gone to Chicago for his birthday, which was
of June, and you know, and I'm like, yo at
that point, you know, when she was mentioning it, I'm like,
I'm not going anywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:43:29):
I just got back.
Speaker 2 (01:43:30):
I'm not going, you know, even though I was like
a month or two ago, right, I was like, no,
I'm not You could go if you want, I'll get
you your ticket boom, but I'm not going anywhere. So
she was like, fine, I just haven't come here flewing
on Friday, early afternoon Sunday morning, four thirty. We had
(01:43:52):
to drop him off at the airport, so he was
here for not even forty eight hours.
Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
Holy shit? Five six seven, tell me how to get there?
Said it again? Five six.
Speaker 3 (01:44:05):
He was scheduled to land in Chicago at three talking dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:44:08):
Oh and what's a round trip ticket to Chicago cost?
Speaker 2 (01:44:11):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:44:12):
Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say, probably coming into Palm Springs,
it is probably pretty expensive. It layover? Did you get right?
This time of year? It was it a Demverer or
Phoenix coming back? Coming? Here? Was Phoenix going back? It
was in Dallas. Dallas, Okay, goddamn, yeah, that's crazy. That's
(01:44:32):
what's worse is that I'm going to Oregon. What fuck?
We're gonna send you to Dallas first? What?
Speaker 2 (01:44:37):
And we picked him up from the airport on Friday
and he had his luggage, a suitcase and a backpack,
and so you know, he jumped in the car and
we're rolling and I'm looking in the mirror, I'm looking around,
and he's like what. I was like, your hands look empty?
Sun chocolate cake out?
Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
And he this backpack kid and pulled two of them out.
Speaker 1 (01:45:03):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (01:45:04):
Yeah, that's my son right there, kid. Oh you say
it on fat again.
Speaker 1 (01:45:08):
No, I was looking for mine, for at least my
corner piece. Something shit, tell me a story about it
was delicious, just so funny. Uh. Any fin the words
any birthdays? And he what do we got? Yeah, we're
probably way behind from last month, although you.
Speaker 3 (01:45:27):
No, I did all last month, remember right?
Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
Okay? Just in case. Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:45:32):
My niece's son, Jesse's son Travis turned six on the sixth,
Big six. He went to Nasbury Farm for his birthday. Wow,
Happy birthday, Travis.
Speaker 3 (01:45:43):
Uh the homie Shannon. There was fifty four on the eighth.
Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
Happy Birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:45:51):
My niece's daughter Olivia turns eleven on the tenth. You
know why this is good too? Why we do this
because my wife hears it and she forgets moody. She
can go out and get them you know what they
need to get nice so love. It's Olivia's birthday on
the tenth. That's Thursday. Manny's son Alex happy birthday, turns
(01:46:15):
fifteen on the fifteenth, fifteen.
Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
Fifteen.
Speaker 2 (01:46:21):
I wonder if he's hit that stage where you know,
get body order and shit, you know, boys get Yeah,
I'm sure gooteen especially.
Speaker 1 (01:46:29):
Man, he got him all kind of sports and shit. Yeah,
he gets sweating all day Arizona. Shit, just thinking.
Speaker 2 (01:46:39):
My god daughter Alyssa, she turns twenty two on the
twenty seconds. Wow, that's Brisella's daughter. Oh birthday, Lissa and
I've been and Marta. Their anniversary is on the twentieth,
So fellas write that down the twentieth. They will be
married for twenty three years.
Speaker 1 (01:47:01):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
Twenty three Wow, good old Ivan, it was over two decades.
Speaker 1 (01:47:08):
God send.
Speaker 2 (01:47:12):
Happy anniversary, Yes, happy anniversary. That's all I got, kid,
that's it. Yeah, well I thought you'd have more than that,
and that gave you plenty of time to well shit,
all right.
Speaker 1 (01:47:25):
So uh we'll be back and the next week with
a new one. So hang tight, guys, thank you so
much for hanging with us, coming back and checking in
on us. Uh. You know, we get we get emails
and calls and stuff about when we're on.
Speaker 3 (01:47:42):
But oh yeah, watch look at this real quick.
Speaker 1 (01:47:45):
With my job and and and Tony stuff going on.
You know, sometimes it's hard for us to connect and
get in this bitch. But I can't say that we're
gonna correct it because every time we do that it
seems like it takes that much longer for us to
get in here. But we're gonna right to get back
on track as best we can. She got us started.
Speaker 2 (01:48:05):
I want to show you something you see when I
get to real fast before get.
Speaker 1 (01:48:10):
Something on his phone. My phone's all fucked up. My
sister brought me a new phone.
Speaker 2 (01:48:14):
Dog my phone my phone overheats kid because of work. Oh,
I think it's like done something too it because it's.
Speaker 1 (01:48:23):
What's she at. She bought it and didn't tell me
un till the morning that she had bought it, and
all of a sudden, my other phone like there was
no service and ship and I'm like, fuck, I'm at work.
I need my phone, Like what the fuck is going on?
And she called me, oh, I got your phone all right. Cool,
(01:48:44):
she says, if you're having problems with your phone, turn
it off and turned it back on all right, And
that was for my son. I was surprised, like, where
are you at.
Speaker 2 (01:48:56):
Yeah, it's a screenshot of our episodes and it shows
no new episode.
Speaker 1 (01:49:00):
Oh that's funny. Yeah. I was like, oh wow, look
at him. We got one coming. That's good dude, that's
a good thing, all right. Well, anything else, brother, we
got to cover before we go. Cool. Hey everybody again,
thank you so much for listening, thanks for coming back
and checking on us, and we will be back again soon.
Love you guys, Bike
All right, everybody, welcome back to the side show. My
name is Mingo. It sounds so weird saying side show.
Now it's been what now? This was two weeks now, right,
this one, I believe. So yeah, oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
We uh last time recorder was right before Father's Day.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Oh okay, so yeah, prey before Father's Day.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, or a week before Father's Day.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Couldn't have been we recorded after that. It was after
Father's Day because I mentioned that I was oh maybe not, No,
it was.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
It was just because I didn't talk about my gifts.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Shoot, I got the best gift this year ever. Oh shoot, well,
go ahead, blow it up. What'd you talk about? What
what'd you get?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I got a I guess it's called a mechanic stool.
It's like a stool of wheels.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Right, uh.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
So I could run around in the garage with it, Okay,
because every putting stuff together lately, a lot of stuff.
I don't know if I said that, I rearranged my
garage a little bit, A little bit. I got rid
of some stuff and I got new stuff, Like I
got a table work.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Table with wheels. Oh that's that'd be good.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
So and I actually used it you know, I wheeled
it out to front of the garage because I was
doing some stuff, cutting some like plastic that was making
a mess, you.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Know, just stuff like that. But putting it together, I'm
on the floor.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
My back is hurt.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You know, I'm getting too old for that, right, Uh,
just stuff like that, and it worked out, you know.
So you know, I got one of those as a gift,
the wheeled Those.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Those are nice. Did you get the one where you
can lay it down to and it They have a
seat for that so it stays staring. No, those are
really good though. They're very helpful. Yeah, very What else
did I get? Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
My son bought me a pot to cook rison kick
because my mom is teaching me how to make a
Spanish Puerto Rican rice and it can't be done in
a rice cooker. It has to be done in an
actual pot. Well according to her, you know, she's like,
(02:14):
it don't taste right in a rice cooker.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Right, So what what kind of is it? A special rice?
Or you just learned how.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Rice with a chickpeas? So you know she adds her
little stuff to it. You know, I got it. I
really got to learn how to do all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I'm way beyond the eight ball on this, because especially
now she's starting to get to the point where she'll
just start throwing ship in there because she has it.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, she started tasting you put something different in this?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah I did.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I was like, oh, like, I'll give you an example.
Maybe three four weeks ago. She She's like, I'm gonna
make meat loaf. Dog, how long has it been since
I had some meat loaf? It had to be forever time, dude,
and a good because my mom could cook.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
She made it.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I picked it up, brought it home my wife, and
I wouldn't do salivating for it. It had like a
ton of barbecue sauce in it. It just was not
right at all.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
She put the barbecue sauce to mask what she really
put it.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
So she was like, did it taste different? I was like, ma,
what did you do? She's well, I know, I didn't
remember if I used barbecue sauce, if I use ketchup.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
And I'm like, oh, did you really tell her that, Tony,
you need a lot of your mom's mom. I was delivered.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
She had made it like that from from here on out,
No kid, no, no, So I gotta learn.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
She gonna throw that pot at you to put my cock.
That's the way I make it. Be happy. What else
did I get?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Shoot, I know I got something else that I'm forgetting
other than gift cards shoes. No, but we're gonna put
an asterisk on that to be continued on that one.
Now the real gift, and it's off the hook, kid,
I'm not gonna lie an outdoor electric pizza oven.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Outdoor electric pizza oven, okay, dog off the hook? Really? Yeah?
So you canna have like a pizza making part of
your house. Uh?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Probably, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta fine tune it.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Okay. Okay, So I make the dough, you make it yourself.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You don't flour, salt, just a little bit of sugar,
some oil. I have a bread maker, then I could
put it, put it on dough modes, or need it
for you? Yes, because I'm not trying to do that
all with my hands. Make a mess, because it's a mess.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
If you do, make sure you wear gloves because you
canna get a lot of hair in there.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
My knuckles ain't herey, but you, oh, dog, making dough
is a mess. No ifs ands or buts about it?
Flower everywhere. So I got the I kind of got
the dough down packed. I got to figure out how
to to to save it for another day, like to
either freeze it or refrigerate it. Okay, because I tried
(05:22):
refrigerating it for the day because I made it a
couple of times and it didn't work out.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
What what didn't work out about it? Uh?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I left it out too long and it started to
get like hard, like crusty the dough. And then another
one I tried kneading it because it was already you know,
in a ball, right and I couldn't stretch it. So
I tried stretching it out and it was kind of
like come back. So it's just and it was I
think that time it was too cold. I didn't let
(05:54):
it throw out enough.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Money before you put it because like you put it
in suran rap right, Yeah, to rub it with olive
oil on the outside.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh I did, Yeah, I do all that. Yeah, So
I got some right now. We were supposed to do
the test tonight, but we're recording, so we're going to
try it tomorrow cause my daughter's in down. I froze
some so when I gat home tonight, I'm supposed to
take it out. You're supposed to put a refrigerator overnight.
If you freeze it, you' supposed to put in refrigerator,
let it throw out in there, and then about an
(06:24):
hour to two hours before you actually use it, take
it out and have it at room temperature.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Okay, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Okay, but I got the Ninja outdoor pizza oven Artisian
pizza oven. Okay, Dog, two minutes the pizza is done.
Maybe three? No, three minutes?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Really, Bro, I had my doubts. So how big of
a pizza can you make? It? There?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Fourteen inches?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
That's not bad.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah, it's not a large pizza, right, I would to
say it's a large.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
So do you have to spin it when it's in there?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Oh? Dog, you just put it in close the door,
put like this, said it it's got like neapolitan New
York deep dish. So I just pushed neapolitan.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Three minutes later, again I had my doubts because they
went in flat, pulled it out suculent, he said, Okay,
but again I'm still not one hundred percent on it.
So like some areas was like really fluffy, like really big,
(07:40):
because you know, I'm trying to make a crust on
the outer rim, right, But I think I'm doing it wrong.
I think I'm thinking I'm leaving it too thick to
begin with, which makes it thicker. So I think I
just got to leave it flat and bear like, no
sauce and no cheese, and I think it'll probably pop.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Up by itself, maybe just a little butter on it. Dog.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I make a little olive oil with a garlic parsley
and I rubbed it on a rim.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Right. That sounds good. It was good.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I ain't gonna like it. I was really pleasantly surprised.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I still got to work out some bugs because it's
just store bought uh pizza sauce. So I got a
doctor it up, you know, maybe put some oregano in it,
some garlic salt or gallic powder at least, you know,
just to bring out some more flavors it.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
But dude, it's off the So how many pizzas have
you made so far?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Three I've made in that thing. I only made one.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I thought you made more than that.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I was nervous. No, let me let me backtrack. I
got it as a.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Gift, so I made some pizza doze, but I put
them in the regular oven the first time, because I
want to see how the pizza would even turn out.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Have you ever have you ever made your own pizzas before?
So this is like an all legit pizza. No, okay, okay,
so it's all but I'm gonna get it down pack
you watch did you use another You're gonna whatever, but
I'm gonna ask it. Anyways, did you use the the
shredded montarella in the bag or did you buy like
(09:22):
the legit one in a bag? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
And they say you shouldn't use that one, just shredded yourself.
Get a block and shredded, right.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Well, I was I was always told that you get
the the one that's they come in the balls and
they like moist when you open it like liquidy.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Well those they say you you slice it and just
put it on the discs.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, yeah, that sound good.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
But they say, uh, get a block of mozzarella and
shread it yourself, because buying it already shredded something. They
do something to it in order to keep it, like
separate in it. Like they're so close together. Right, there's
some kind of chemera cold or something that's just not good.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
It makes them bind thee. Yeah. Yeah, I heard that too.
I don't know exactly what it is, but there's somebody.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Well here's here's here's the other thing that.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I tried making with my own dough, and another thing
that I gotta work on. Did you make hle zones
sandwiches like from Uppercrust they called hot cross sandwiches postram
like a prestrabi sandwich. Yeah, dog, the first one I made.
I made one for myself and one for my wife.
(10:31):
Bro straight up cock cock kid, really, I don't you'll
pro Everyone that's listening will probably say you dummy, which
I'll Okay, I get it.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I put I flatten out the dope.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Okay, round disc.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I put the postrabi in, I put the onions in,
I put the lettuce in, I put the mayonnaise in,
I put the musk, a little bit of mustard in.
I folded it like a taco, like a cow zone,
if you will, right, and I put it in the oven.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Yeah, you probably should have done that for like made
the dough first, right, yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Or at least if anything is to go in it first,
is the meat.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Right, because like would you like would you like say
you should have like toasted it halfway and then put
the meat and cheese.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
And if you do it, no, because how you're going
to bend it because it gets crispy.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Well, I would think that it would still pliable like half,
but you said it only takes like four minutes.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Right, No, that's a pizza. Okay, I don't know about
a hot cross sandwich. Well, what I've learned is you fold.
Before you fold it, you put a little olive oil
that way you could open it.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
It doesn't.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
It doesn't bind while it's cooking. Got you, and then
you open it and then you fill.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
It with everything.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Okay, but dog, it tasted like ass kid, No, it
was dude.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I don't dude tryass brown crunchy salad.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Dude, it was so bad. We just dog we threw
it out. Really it was bad. It was bad, kid,
It was horrendous. But I tried it again and it
got better. I did it the right way. The only
problem is again the dough. I need to figure out
the dough, the how big, how much dough to use.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
So it seems like well, the only thing I guess
I'm just baffled, like it sounds like that. I mean,
like could lettuce being cooked like that make it that bad.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I don't know it was between the lettuce and the
onion because it was like, uh, I kind of opened
it and picked in and it looked like it was
like old lettuce, like expired. Like it was really dark.
It was really dense. It was just it looked like
spinach almost like that.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
It got that dark. It was just discussing. Damn, it
was really bad. Oh it sounds terrible. Yeah, it was bad. Okay,
so you've made pizza.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
You've made well in the pizza oven.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I've only made one pizza. However, I have made two
or three pizzas and four cow four hot crust sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
But I just used the oven for that. How did
the hot crust sandwiches in the oven turn out?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
The second round turned out Okay, I'm getting better. The
problem is like one of the hot crusts was almost
like a foot long, you know what I'm saying, Because
I had the amount of dough for a pizza right,
so by the time I folded it, it.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Was like god, damn. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
It was.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
It was bad, and what made it also bad was, uh,
I think I have to cool let it cool down
in order to open it and shove stuff in the
lettuce to onions, to put some mayonnaise, because when I
was trying to open it, it was still really hot,
so I was like burning my fingers. So I had
a spoon of mayonnaise and I'll just throw it in there.
(14:11):
So some bites were good, some bites were bad because
you know, you get you get some mayonnaise.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
You don't get said I got dry sandwich. Anybody else
got dry sandwich.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
But bro, dog, I know you called me fat last Saturday,
which we'll talk about, yes, behind my back, and and
and uh.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
But this pizza maker, kid, because I'll tell you what
I can make them every weekend. I can make myself
a pizza.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
You didn't come with one, like, bro, if you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Like if I get a downpack, I'm telling you kids,
game changer three minutes. But the problem is it takes
you six hours to make the dough. That's that's where
it issueized. My son came this weekend for the holiday.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
He's still waiting for a se No.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I told her he had his friends were coming over
Saturday night, okay, uh to hang out, you know.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
And it was only two of them coming.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
So it's like, yo, I can make you guys pizza,
you know, if you want late night you know, three
minutes boom And then like that Saturday afternoon, I hit
him up with like at four ish, I was like, Hey,
you guys gonna want me to make some pizza. He
was like, I don't know, because they were going to
my sister in law's house to have dinner. He's like,
we're gonna eat a lot over there, and they might
my friends might not want to eat because they're not
(15:39):
going to meet up to like nine pm. I was like, okay,
because I would have to make the dough now, start
the dough now, because it's gonna take like four hours,
and he like no. He was like Noah, then we're good.
So it's not like I could do it on a whim.
You have to you have you.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Should have just done the dough. You make your poor
kid feel bad, she's just done. You fucked up the
pizza anyways, not not not funked it up, like made
it bad, but like fucked it up, like hate it.
You know what I mean. I'm just saying that's want
to clarify that, well, that's not best sounds like you
got some good use of it already, the one pizza kid. Bro. Yeah,
(16:16):
So is it electric plugging or is it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Yeah, yeah, because I've I've looked at pizza ovens in
the past that you could, you know, hook up, but
you need gas. It's either a pro paint tact and
it's an actual flame in there. It looks like a
turtle shell right right, you know, but you gotta you
gotta put it in, you gotta watch it, you gotta
spin it, you know, because the flame is like on one side.
(16:39):
You gotta constantly be spinning it.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
So does this one have a carousel kind of like
like microwave? So does it turn? Nope? It just sits
there there.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
It's it's there's a what do they call that a stone?
Block stone? What is it called stone blocker?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I guess I don't know. We always got them from
pembered Chef, the stones. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Well no, it's a flat looks like a piece of tile, yeah,
thick yeah. Well uh you it has one of those
in it, okay. And before you cook them, you got
to preheated.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
The stone gets hot.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Yeah, and the preheating is like twenty minutes, kid, I
was surprised.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
It takes longer the preheat than the cook it does.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Wow and uh so once it's you know, bro, I'm
telling you though off the hook and I got.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
One of Namu.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
They call it a pizza peel, the big ass spat Yeah, dog,
off the hook.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Now you feel the all Italian now Puerto Rican. I
was looking.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
It has a window, and I'm looking through the window.
It didn't look like it was doing anything. I'll be
honest with you. And then I let it go for
like the last minute and a half. I just was
waiting and yo, when that beeper hit, I opened that door,
put that peel in there to pull it out.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Dog. He was like, oh, I'm a pizza maker. Man
loved it. So is it crunchy like a dog? It's perfection,
like I like the I like the pizzas from I'm
not a fan of Domino's, Okay, okay, but they make
this really thin crust pizza. It's almost like huck. It's
(18:15):
almost like cardboard, but crunchy. Is it like that? Or
is it like just like a cracker? Almost? Not that crunchy? No, no,
okay no, but it is.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Like the pizzas that you buy from Chaky's. No, no,
not at all.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
No, Chicky's is really think what I was gonna say
was like pizza vendors, if you go to the street fair.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I don't need pizza whe am out in the public.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Oh oh, I can't even make it a pizza.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Bullshit. If you use the good cheese again.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
What do you do? What do you mean good cheese?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Yeah, because well, see the cheese that's processed, like the
chatdars and all that shit hurt whatever whatever they do process.
But if you get like natural, regular cheese, it doesn't
bother me.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Oh no, shit, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
If you yeah, if you get that monzarella that we're
talking that you slice, that shit doesn't bother me. But
like the ones that's just sprinkled on Bubba Gus just
looking at it, and the worst one is fucking provolone.
Provolone is the worst, and then it's Swiss cheese the worst.
For your gut, bro, this shit Provolone put me on
(19:37):
my knee one time. That shit hurts so bad, bro,
Holy shit. But anyways, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Now here's the other kicker. It's it's it's kind of heavy.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
They're gonna lie as uh.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
It almost looks like a toaster oven, a bigger toaster oven, okay,
with little short legs. I didn't want to leave it
outside obviously, you know the elements, and I was gonna
bring it inside.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Let it cool down.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
So after I was done using it, I let it
cool down for about two hours, you know, we were
watching TV what have you, and so I went to
go get it and it was still hot because I
didn't actually turn it off, so it maintains the heat.
Because they think you're making multiples, which is cool, you
physically have to, you know, power it down, which it's
(20:29):
obvious you gotta power down. I just didn't think about it.
Figured day it's done, I pulled it out, and you know,
but it didn't turn off. It stayed warm, so I
had to manually turn it off. And dude, I'm telling
you off the hook.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
It's a fucking pizza oven, bro, not a woman. That's
pretty funny. So what else have you made with it?
That's it? That's it, just the one pizza.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
But I'm gonna make another three tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
And are you gonna attempt to make a cult zones too?
I will eventually. Yeah, you want to get the pizza
down first, Yes, and the sad Yeah, the hot Cross sandwiches,
and is it kind of like the it's basically just
pizza boat because it's a cult zone that's not sealed, right.
What are you talking about? The crusty sandwich.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Yeah, it's it almost looks like a taco.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Oh that's a little bigger. It's an Italian pia. Yeah,
there you go, there you go, okay, okay? And what else?
What else happened on Father's Day? Uh?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
On the actual Father's Day, my daughter came into town.
We went out to breakfast. Now I'm not a breakfast guy.
I think I've mentioned that before. However, there's one breakfast
spot that I really like, and they closed in pul Springs.
They had another location in Laquinto, and my wife and
I we've always wanted to head it out there, but
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you know that's that's a drive and.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
The good egg the broken yolk, broken yoky. Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Well they reopened and pap Springs just at a different location.
So we went there for breakfast and it was good.
I ain't gonna lie I like that spot.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
What did you have?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I had a bacon and egg sandwich on a croissant, Okay,
their menu changed, but it's still good.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
They had.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I can't remember what it was, like a French toast
that they did there, and I think it was like
blueberry French toast that had like in between that ship
was fire. I don't know if that's the they still
have it. They do have a lot of that type
of stuff. I bet they do.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
It's a good spot. If if you want me to
have breakfast, like take me out to breakfast.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
I'll go do that. Anything else, I'll be like, yeah, whatever.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
What about like, uh, what do Puerto Ricans have for breakfast? Spam?
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Like, no, not spam, excuse me, uh, Vienna sausage.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I think about na, I don't know what it is. Kid.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
When I went for my father's funeral, excuse me, my
uncle's funeral. And that's that last night I stated at
my cousin's house and you know, I had an early flight,
so I was just gonna get up and go. And
she was all she made me like egg and has
slices of Vienna sausagees And I don't first of all,
I don't even like breakfast, but I had I had
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to take one for the team, and like, h yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Were you like fighting saying it was delicious or.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
I wouldn't say fighting it, but I was eating it,
you know, yeah it was. But if something funny happened
at uh at breakfast, we had made a plan to do.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Like a special occasions.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I'm sorry, this is at your Father's Day.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yes, well Father's Day.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
We had made a plan to like FaceTime at ten
am because my brother might assume me my son is
two hours ahead, and you know, whenever Mother's Day, whatever
it is, well, if we're all going to do something FaceTime,
we make a time.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
So that day was for ten okay. So he went
out to breakfast like at.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Seven, right when they opened the kid and so we
were sitting there and my son like texted me or
something I don't remember exactly what it is and like
happy Father's Day that I will talk later, talking a
couple hours.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
So my wife saw it. I don't don't.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I don't think he called whatever. My son made the
effort prior to us doing the FaceTime. So my wife
started geting tear eyed about it. Oh so you know,
he's so sweet, and my daughter likes sitting there looking
She's like, what the hell I'm actually here?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
I came. I don't get no tears.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
I don't get I don't get nothing. Should I have
just stayed home and shout out the text? Is that
all the tastes of text to get you to cry?
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I was dying, kid, h ship. She started getting she
started geting jealous. Oh shit, that was good. That's that's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
So, oh my gosh, your father's day, come on, kids,
the good.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I gotta tell you, this was probably the best Father's
Day that I ever had.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, it's on my other phone, goddamn it. But anyways,
so I got up and I had to I had
to work that day, and uh Sebastinated texted me like
nine in the morning. Hey, just wanted to you know,
I was up before I go to work. Just do
whatever on this break or whatever. I just want to,
you know, happy happy Father's Day. Blah blah blah. All right, cool,
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thanks man, I appreciate it, blah blah. I'll talk for
a minute. So then I ain't gotten to go get
in the car to go to work, and all of
a sudden I got a text from my low. Hey,
happy Father's Day, Dad. I love you. I want you
to know I really appreciate you and all you do
for me. Wow. And I was like, today's gonna be
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a good day. I'm all right, this is good. So
they didn't have to take you out to dinner. They didn't.
We make it.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
We make it.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Movement, bro, we making we making headway, you know what
I mean. As I was his first, that was his
first Father's Day text to dear old dad in twenty
two years and it came at the perfect time. And
I'm good with it, you know what I mean. And
that was it. It's all I got. Oh and Sebastia.
Sebastian sent me a shirt. That's what he called me
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to tell me. He say it won't get there today,
but it'll be there like on Tuesday. All right, So
what is it? It's all I know. You'll have to
call me when you get it. So I got it.
And it's a picture of Sasquatch on a T shirt
and it says, uh, I'm the kind of dad. They
came home with the milk, all right, go on, I'm
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not following. I'm sorry, you know, like Dad just said, oh,
I'm gonna go get milk, and then they never come back. Right.
I came back with the milk, and I didn't. I
didn't run away like you're supposed to. Like you know,
I came back like you're supposed to. I didn't run away.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
And the side squatch end of it was.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I don't know what that man, but there was just
a sasquatch I saw. I saw. That's what you wanted
me to get in a fight. Don't you you want
me to get into it? You had to point it out?
God damn you.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
What about your other son, chill e.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I an't get ship from him. We're not We're not
there yet. He's a good kid, though, dude, he really is.
He's a good kid. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Yeah, he's tell you have your Father's Day?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
You are father. No, he didn't know he got his
own dad tell me that ship. I'd been a little
weird about he called me. He called me pops. But
you know, like well, I never said it to anybody else.
I you know my dad.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
You never told your brother have your Father's Day?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Really, I may have once, but I'm no, just like
I don't tell the women like my sister in law
or Happy Mother's Day. Wait my mama, my ex wife
either have Mother's Day? Shoot happy Taking money out of
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my pocket day. I'm just I'm just kidding. I'm just
kidding Jesus, crime and kids. Folks. Did the shirt come
on a card? No, no, no, because it came it
came straight from wherever he bought it from. The card.
Was him calling me and telling me it's coming, you
know what I'm saying. So yeah, that was that was
That was it. Yeah, and just a phone call that. Hey,
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I'm good. I'll make you a pizza.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Look, you dog, you know what I'll do for you.
I'll get you that ripe cheese. And you like pepperoni,
I do. I'll make it in the in a I'll
make it f out of pepper I'll make an f
out of pepperoni for Father's Day.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Okay? Up? Cool? And then and there's some spinach on
the outside. Looks like I'm making some money, so we
can say it's for family, for fattie ship. Hey, let
me ask you a question. So you've you've lived in
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New York and you've gone back often? Correct A few times?
A few times? You've been to Chicago? How many times?
Four or five? Been to Puerto Rico a few times?
Three times in the last year. Where else have you
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been you've been on a cruise ship several times. So
you've been to Mexico a few different times.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Mexico, I've been to Alaska, Alaska, the Bahamas.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Uh. I mean that's because you don't have to tell
them where you pissed people off. So let me ask
you a question. So, because you're kind of like me
where you pay attention to what's going on and what
you're doing when you're walking, I pay attention to when
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I'm walking, then I stayed to the right, just like
you do when you're driving. Right. So like if you're
going that way, you start of the right that way,
the person that's coming towards you, they stay to their right,
and you actually create a path which because you drive
in the US and you stay to the right, that
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should be a natural pathway for you. Makes sense? Would
would you say that's correct?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
So if you're driving down a road and there's a
car coming in the opposite direction, you kind of you're
staying to the right. You want him to stay to
the right, So there's no there's a nice buffer zone there, right, Okay.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Just like that's why there's that yellow line or white
line down the middle of the road, just to let
you know, Hey, you're supposed to be going on this
side of the road that way, and they stay on
that side of the road that way.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
But some people will say, I stay to the left
just as long as I don't pass that yellow line,
cross that yellow line.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
That's that's fine. But it's not. What I'm saying, though,
is that you know that you need to stay on
that side because that person's going to cross on to
your left, okay, and going the opposite direction, fair enough? Yes?
Do people do that in New York when they're drying?
I mean they know when stay on the right, they
stay on the right, yes, Okay. What about in Puerto Rico,
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they don't drive opposite like fucking Europe. Right, it's the
same as yes, and people do the same thing. They
stay to the right. Person on coming towards you stays
to the right, correct. Okay. What about the Bahamas? Everybody's
fucking high, they don't know what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
I believe it's the same because when we were there
and we took a shuttle, I don't remember being weirded
out that we're in the opposite length, opposite side, going
the opposite direction type deal. Okay, so I've never ridden
in a car where the steerwheel is on.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
The right side.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Okay, that helps, So the Bahamas okay.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Okay, perfect. So in all these places that you've visited,
you've walked somewhere. Correct, Yes, when you walk, do you
stay to the right naturally, because that's how we traverse
the world in the vehicles. We stay to the right.
The person coming at you stays to the right. That way,
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you have a natural path and there's no resistance. You
should that. I'm saying that that should be like no,
like like like that's a no brainer.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
I'm gonna say no.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Why.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Well, the reason I'm saying no is because I put
myself in these vacation spots. Let's say, uh, a downtown area. Okay,
when you're walking.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
If uh you you you have a.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Store front on a certain side of you, depending on
what direction you are, it's.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Gonna be either on your right or your left. Correct,
So so put your fucking blinker on so that the
person that's walking towards you knows that you need to cross.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
What if you're already on walking in the opposite direction
to where the store is on your left? What if
if you're walking in a certain direction on the sidewalk.
If the store is on the left side.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Of you and you're on the you're on the right
side of the closest to the street.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
No, I'm I'm let's say, for example, let's say it's.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
A a fruit stand, okay, or a store that has
displays a fruit. If I'm looking at the fruit, but
I'm walking in the direction to where all these storefronts
are on my left, I'm I'm going to continue walking
and I'm going to be on the left side. So
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in your in your description, I'm in your lane. Correct, Okay,
but that's on your description. There's no unwritten rule that
you're supposed to be walking on the right right.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
But that's what I'm But that's what I'm saying. Though
nine times out its end, I would think that it will.
I can't say nine times I would say. I would
say that it's a natural thing that when you get
out a car and you go and you walk into
somewhere that it's busy, then you find yourself staying to
the right of let's call it a causeway, you stay
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to the right or of the walkway or the path,
whatever the fuck you want to call it. You stay
to the right, just like if you were driving, the
people coming towards you are going to be on the left,
because that's the way it is when you're driving, That's
the natural path. Would you agree, I mean, don't, don't. Don't.
What I'm saying is, don't argue with me, just argue.
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Does that make sense to you?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
What I'm saying it does make sense? However, you know,
if if if you're at the the Actor Sure Arena
and you're walking through these hallways, I mean, you're not
going to sit there and say everybody is going this
direction needs to be on this side.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
But no, it's like they shouldn't fucking know it already.
It's a free for all. They should fucking know it already. Like,
because what I'm saying is that should normally happen. So
when somebody comes like, let's okay, let's say let's say
here's the hallway right and to your right. You're walking
on the right side of the of the turnbuckle right there, right,
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so on the right of that if they had the
bathrooms on the outside of the lane, so that would
mean to your right, okay, okay, and the people that
are coming towards you have the beer and all that bullshit,
or let's do it the other way around. The beer
is on your right if you're going that direction, and
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if you're they're coming towards you. That's where the bathrooms are.
People coming out of the bathroom should not go towards
the people that are coming to them and stay in
that lane and never cross over. They should cross all
the way over to where everybody else is, just like
in traffic and going in that same direction.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
So you're saying, when you come out of the bathroom,
if you're not going right, you need to take a
few more steps straight and then make you left.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Correct or you or you can you can. You could
take a curve left and get on that last lane
and then jump over. But you should be in in
in the path of the people that are walking in
the same direction, because I'm not a bucks. Everything up.
People stop and stutter step and ship they're spilling beer.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
That's how it is, regardless what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Because a second ago you were like, yeah, well maybe,
but what if do you what do you mean now?
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Okay, so let's stick with the arena. Ain't nobody here's
a free for all. You coming out of the bathroom.
You're either going to the left or right. I mean,
it ain't let me cross over traffic right left, Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
So it's a free for all, and everybody should just
be able to do what the fuck they want.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
It is a free for all all, and everybody does
whatever they are.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Great. I propose that we create a law that people
fucking learn how to walk and walk in their lane.
I the worst part is like the office that we
work in that I work in, so there's a so
like if I come from my desk and I go
the first entrance is about two feet white, right, two
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and a half feet white. So you turn right, and
there's a supervisor that sits there, and there's a supervisor
that sits us on my on my right, and there's
a person that's sitting on the left. Okay, You go through,
You get whatever papers you need, because that's that's like
the common area where all the printers are. You get
all of your shit. When you come back out of there,
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you should not cut the corner and come out to
the right if people are coming to take another step
and then come back down the left side of that
little walkway so that we have a free flowing path
as opposed to fucking walking into me. Now, I got
to figure out what the fuck your retarded ass is
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trying to do, because I'm I'm just saying it even
happens like at the grocery store or when when you're
out buying ship like, like, people have no common sense, bro,
fucking If I'm walking towards you, I'm on the right.
If you're walking towards me, you should be on the right,
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on your right, my left, just like I'm on your left.
The fuck out, easy, easy peasy, be no accident. Like,
here's the question, why is it that here in the
United States we can't figure that ship out? But people
in China, the busiest, the fucking largest, pot related place
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on Earth, right can walk through fucking intersections in a
green light in an X pattern and straight on all
the fucking corners and nobody gets fucking run over. You
may have a point there and they drive on the
opposite side. So what the fuck what are we doing?
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Why can't why can't we walk without bumping into each other?
And if you're the dumb ass that's on the wrong
side and going in the wrong direction and you bump
into somebody, who the fuck are you to get angry
if I'm on the right side where I'm supposed to
be and you bump into me because you put that.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
But that's where that's where the problem is. What ain't
no supposed to be yes in walking? There is no
supposed to be sure there is.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
We didn't put signs. We didn't put signs. Hey, stay
to the right.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
You know in restaurants, they got to two doors you
always go to. You always enter the door on the
right because somebody you know why, I get it, Yeah,
because that's your enter. You're supposed to.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Be on the right.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
But that's going through those double doors.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
And it should that should tell you that when you
come in, like like when you go to Food for Less,
I know you've never been there. When you go over
food for left. When you walk into food for Less, okay,
it's a wide it's you walk in and it's automatically
a right turn. You can't go left, you know why,
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because you're not supposed to. You're supposed to go to
the right. And then once you get in and you
go to the right and you work your way around,
then you leave. Guess what, You're on the fucking left.
But you're on your right, because you followed the fucking program.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Food for Less really does that? Yeah, Food for Less
is a one way aisles. You go through the aisles
one way.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
When you enter, Yes, when when you start going down
the aisles.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
That's just because of the way is it's it's it's open.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
No, it's brilliant because it keeps the flow of traffic
going in the same direction. It makes that them walk
through the same way, the right way going through there.
And I'm sure that that prevents a lot of theft
because they block off the entrance because if I was
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going to steal some shit, I'd run out the entrance,
not the exit.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
They just do it that way to avoid a what
do they call it a bottleneck right there because everybody's
coming in at the same time.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
But do you know what creates about it? Motherfuckers that
don't know that they should stay to the right. It's
that simple. It's like, have you ever walked into like
you're coming out of the mall right, and and some
little kid or or some adult that's in a hurry
try to come in and instead of taking the two
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steps over to clear, you try to squeeze in right
where you are. Get your ass over to the left
side of the walk away. You know what.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
And I do have to admit I just pictured myself
going into one of the department stores and walking in. Yeah,
I'll be on the right side, and then walking out,
I'll again be on the right side.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
I'll give you that.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
But as far as walking inside the store, I'm walking
down the aisle, kid, I'm not trying to you.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Are, but my so let's say, okay, so you enter
the aisle right, and you know what you're looking for
is about halfway down the aisle, and the aisle's clear.
When you're in there, I guarantee you you stay to
the right of the aisle until you reach the object
that you're looking for, and I guarantee you that you
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don't move your cart. You step over and grab your item,
come back, put it in your cart, and continue down
on your right side of the aisle. Because we were
taught by parents that understood.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
You might be correct on that, because now I'm picturing
myself going down to grocery aisles.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Not that I do that often, right, but yes, I
think I do.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Yeah, kind of stay to the right every time, and
when I stop, I'm looking at my left grabbing something.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
Yeah, you might be correct on that.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
So I just so listen. For those of you that
are listening, I implore you, I beg you have this
conversation with everybody you know. Please, it is it is.
It is entirely too important to not be able to
walk in and bump into people, or have people bump
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into you because they don't know what side of the
fucking aisle to stand on. Fair Just like, Okay, so
you've been married twenty six years when you walk on
say you were downtown and you're walking on sidewalk, wife
walks on the inside, right, Yes, people don't know that anymore.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
But it just depends on what direction you're walking on
the street.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
No, how is it now because she always walks on
the inside, you should be on the side of the street.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Yeah, but depending on what direction you're walking, did the
inside might be on your left well, side might be
on your right.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Right, But you're still on You should your body whether
you're walking, if you're walking. But if you're walking and
you're and you're following the law that we're talking about, right,
you're still gonna she's still gonna be far right and
you're gonna be left of her. Right if you're walking
on either side, because you're going to be closer to
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the street, because that's what men do to protect her.
Speaker 3 (46:02):
Look at you just saying you might get a date
after that.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
I'm telling you, right, I'm telling you, and all these
new cars fucked it all up for everybody. Now you
can't do the fucking is she uh uh self serving
or not? You don't remember that test? Uh uh? Where
you go in, unlock the door for her first, let
her get in, and by the time you walk around,
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she was supposed to lean over and unlock the door.
Oh yeah, I've seen that before. Can't do that shit
no more. Is all she gotta do is hit that
little motherfucker button. But then again, if she got her
cell phone in her hand and she's sucking around too,
busy taking pictures for you to unlock for her to
unlock it. But then again, if you want, if you,
all you gotta do is hit the button twice and
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unlocks you shit.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Anyways, well you the second time you're unlocking that passenger door, right,
so your door's already unlocked.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
So yeah, you got a point, it's already done for you.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Bushell, so you can't even give the test anymore. Did
you ever really give that test? Yeah all the time?
Really yeah, yeah, yeah, you didn't know. That's because you
had a convertible. I don't know. I was just trying
to give you an out, just trying to give you
an out. But I think that it's you know, and
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that's gonna be. Like I wonder, I wonder how many
fights are caused at sporting events because people don't adhere
to that well, because I think that there's like it,
like I get it. You know, you're at a sporting
event or you're out of town, you're excited to be there,
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you're sight seeing. You just you forget for a second
and you just cross the road without thinking, and everybody
else is like, oh shit, hold on.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
So in your theory, let's say a sporting event like
you just mentioned, Okay, you got traffic going two ways, correct,
and if you have to go to the left to
get to that hot.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
Dog stand, then you should stand to the left of
your lane, okay and wait for a gap.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
What if a gap doesn't appear.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Well, you got to make a gap, dude. Like you
got to be able to figure out, like I can
fucking I can stride my ass to that weave your
way through whatever you gotta do.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
But what if there's so much traffic that you decide
to make that left early.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
Well, then you know what, here's the here's the other.
Here's the other part of that equation. Okay, people don't
have to have enough common sense and respect for one another.
Oh fucking let the guy through. He's trying to get
a hot dog. Who doesn't stop for somebody to hit
Oh they're trying to get a drink? Oh shit, Come on,
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you see how busy it is. Why wouldn't you stop
for somebody to let them get through. It's not like
traffic that you let one guy go through and the
other guy is gonna like be on disaster like, you.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Know, not my problem. If you want to get a
hot dog.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
That's the problem with the world. It's not my problem,
not my n MP, not my problem and n P
all day long. Nope, got nothing to do with me.
Oh what happened to the ac see something? Say something
happen of them days? Just be kind bro, like what
happened to those days where you know you could oh shit,
oh come on, Or if you're walking and you bump
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into somebody and you fucking knock off half of their beer.
Oh fuck, bro, come on, let me get your beer.
My bad. I didn't I didn't see you, you know
what I mean. I was paying attention to the chickle
the little shorts. My bad. Here's twenty Go get your beer.
Like that's the way it should be, right, Like, Yeah,
but people don't adhere to that kind of shit anymore. Everybody.
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Everybody's too busy going for self. People don't do that anymore.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
Did it start with people just trying to walk in
any directs and they wanted to?
Speaker 1 (50:02):
Yeah, they started with motherfuckers not knowing they needed a
state of the right. I mean, I know that there's
somebody looking at their fucking whatever they're listening on, saying
how fucking petty. But it makes sense and everything, like
and everything has a point of causation, Everything has a
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starting point. So what was it that caused people to
think that it was okay to treat people a certain
way or to be able to do that and not
worry about what it was creating in its way? Does
that make sense? It does? However, this is coming from
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the guy.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
That when the zombie apocalypse happens, not my problem.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
I'm tearing I don't have food, men go not my problem.
Fuck what that's different?
Speaker 3 (50:59):
How's it's different?
Speaker 1 (51:00):
Because we're talking about survival ship mingo gonna get hungry,
and Walmart they gonna be doing deliveries at that point.
No more. So you know, have you have you you know,
since all this ship about war and all this ship
with Trump, have you talked about getting any food supplies,
(51:20):
anything extra, any long term survival plans. No, you don't
tell me you have you just you're just making pizza.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
I got bags of flour, I got a gallon of
extra virgin olive oil.
Speaker 3 (51:34):
I got a container of yeast. I'm straight, homie.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
That's fucking hilarious. Holy shit. No, I didn't buy more
just because I don't have money right now. But but
I'll tell you what. Uh, I got a little bit
more time before. I think I have a little bit
more time before the extra tax on ammunition goes up.
Speaker 3 (51:59):
Damn Yeah, why is there gonna be an extra tax?
Speaker 1 (52:03):
Because that's what they fucking they're fucking with a fucking
with a second Amendment. But it ain't. Uh, it ain't
coming from a foreign country, is it. It's not a
Uh yeah, China and Germany create most of the ammunition,
so bringing it in and then pissing off all the Mexicans.
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So you're gonna you ain't gonna get the good shoot anyways,
you know what I mean. So all that and then
they say now that now that all this shit happens
and they're arguing with all those now they say that
there's a shortage, which is kind of timely. Not but
what they did do is they they opened up the
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So before there used to be like a gun registry,
let's call it. And what they would do is they
would limit the style and kind of guns that you
can get in the US and guns now they open
it up. There's a lot more and a lot of
different kinds that you can purchase that we've We've got
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some really nice stuff. Now, oh wow. I never really
thought that there would be guns.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
That's Americans couldn't purchase that are like completely different.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
It's not Americans, it's people from California. California cannot There
was several guns that you can't purchase in California due
to legislation that they passed, oh solely in California. And
so now that's gotten beaten in court, and so they
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had to open up the registry and we were able
to get different guns brought in.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
Well, I mean, yeah, California is really strict, kid, because
I remember I wanted to get a certain lamp, A
lamp a lamp. It was one of those what do
they call them, like a tripod style lamp. I forgot
what they're called, and I couldn't get it because of
the type of bulb we had in it.
Speaker 1 (54:08):
Yeah, kid, it was bad. Was it a phosphorus bulb
or something?
Speaker 2 (54:11):
I have no idea. I don't recall what it was.
I don't remember, but I couldn't get it because of
the bulb. Now with dad being said, my sister in
law wanted a hair product like an oil.
Speaker 1 (54:24):
Couldn't get it.
Speaker 2 (54:25):
On Amazon, put it in her cart, Well.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
Didn't send it her.
Speaker 3 (54:32):
She died.
Speaker 2 (54:32):
It was something to do with her address because it's
right here in a thousand bombs, you know, your thousand
poms fools. So she asked us to get it because
she thought it was just specific to her address. I
couldn't get it either. Yeah, Well I tried my daughter's address. Nope,
I tried my son's address and Chicago. Still couldn't do it. Though.
Speaker 1 (54:52):
Now a matter of fact, I think about it, Well,
there's Chicago's got some pretty stringent rules as well. Really
mm hmmm, what kind of fucking hair care product?
Speaker 2 (55:03):
Dog? He was something you you might It was not
something that's like out of the ordinary, some oil of
l A. I don't know if that was the brand,
but it was just something regular, some type of oil
for her dry hair.
Speaker 1 (55:20):
You gotta put her put her mess out like that dog?
What the hell damn you said with her dry ass
nappy head?
Speaker 2 (55:35):
You know, a couple of seconds ago you said, uh,
how people should be kind. Uh. I was talking to
this dude last week. Actually, uh, the guy that did
I mention I have an employed I was retiring, Yes, okay,
but I took him out to lunch as you know,
his farewell, no thank you for the year's dog.
Speaker 3 (55:57):
He's been with me ten years. I didn't even realize it. Wow,
I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (56:07):
So we were, you know, we grew up in the
same neighborhood, and so we were just talking about old stuff,
you know, and somehow that the subject about video depot
got brought up, and we were just talking about how
you would go there. You have to get there like
a Thursday, because if you went there on Friday, you
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ain't getting it, you ain't getting none of the exactly,
So you have to get there early. But then he
reminded me of something because we talked about the bee
kind rewind on how you would get a VHS, and
it was.
Speaker 1 (56:41):
Do you remember those? Uh? So we used to have
this company that that you'd go and you would rent
movies from. And this was prior to it started prior
to DVDs. So DVDs are like CDs just cause you
didn't know. So this was like a large cassette so
it actually had like you would look at it and
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it's it's like a ribbon basically of tape. Well, they
sold these machines, these big recorders that you could and players.
Everybody fucking had when you could record your favorite show.
It was it was kind of like a DVR at
their time, right, Yeah, So people would go to these
places to rent movies and they would you could runt
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up to like five five at a time, right, something
like that, four or five at a time, and then
you could rent them for I think it was like
two days or three days. That way, you had all
weekend to watch the movie. Well, they got they got
tired of people sending them back without rewinding the movies,
so they started charging you for it. Well, because they
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would have to have like one person there all day
just fucking rewinding movies. Well, they came up with these
machines that were just rewinders. Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 2 (57:56):
You just bought them a little It was a little
small one and it would pop up, slipping in there,
push it down.
Speaker 1 (58:02):
Oh, can you guys have a square one or do
you guys get the ones that were like we had
one that was like a car. It looked like a car.
Pop up, slide it in there.
Speaker 3 (58:13):
Put the I just remember the square one black one.
Speaker 1 (58:15):
And the headlights would turn on when it was rewinding.
That's how you knew it was kind of cool. Go ahead,
Well we were.
Speaker 2 (58:21):
Talking about and you know, I was telling them how
you know, yeah, video depot was was it at the
time here in the valley? And then Blockbuster came into town,
and yeah, and I remember the first time I went
to Blockbuster seeing all the movies on the new releases
were all on the walls. You know, you walk around.
Speaker 3 (58:45):
And they would have a ton of them and.
Speaker 2 (58:48):
They were all empty. Because I was just grabbing the boxes.
I remember the first time, I will grab that box.
I will grab this one dog like you said, grab
four or five of them, right, and I bring it
to the front and they were like, yeah, yeah, these aren't.
Speaker 3 (59:01):
These are just display. I was like, are you fucking
kidding me?
Speaker 1 (59:05):
So what they would do is they would put like
Blockbuster would have the Blockbuster box with the title of
the whatever it was that was playing, right, and then
or they would have the actual box in the front. Yeah,
so they would have the actual box in the front
and behind it had to be a Blockbuster box with
that video. If it was not there, you weren't getting shit.
Speaker 2 (59:28):
It was like the if you were to buy that movie,
that's the empty box, right, it had all the pictures,
the credits starring this person all that. Those are empty,
those are the dummies, those are the advertisements, right, you
have to And I remember every single one of those movies.
Speaker 1 (59:46):
I wanted none of them.
Speaker 3 (59:48):
There were no Blockbuster boxes.
Speaker 1 (59:49):
Now, unless you were really cool with the people up front,
they would let you stand up front and watch what
people were dropping.
Speaker 3 (59:55):
All okay, well that was the next part of our conversation.
Speaker 2 (59:59):
He said, he I don't remember doing this, but I
remember looking, but he was like, dog out.
Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
The first I would walk in and I would.
Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Go straight to the box because they had a little
window just to return. You just throw it in and
it was like a slot and all the movies would
fall into that box.
Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
And whenever you were inside the store paying and you
hear a thunk, everybody turned around looked at the box like,
I wonder, what is that? It is that it?
Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Dog? I was dying because I remember that. He's like, yeah, man,
I would go straight to that. But the first day
I would go is go and you couldn't go digging
in there. He said you can look and if you
saw the movie you wanted, you could ask them for it.
Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Oh yeah, Brian the manager was right there to say, hey, hey, hey,
we're gonna get to it in a minute. Sorry, Brian,
I'm just excited to see this movie. Well, everybody's excited
to see it. You're just gonna have to wait your turn, buddy.
And I think it was video depot.
Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
They would also like when they were grab it from
the return box, they were stacking behind them, yes, and
then when they had time, that's when they would put
it back onto the So you should be scanning all
the movies behind them too.
Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Yeah, Hey, is that that movie right there behind you?
Oh yeah it is. I'm gonna go ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Run that one too, dogg and you. We'd be in
there for half an hour looking for movies to work.
Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Easy, easy, bro.
Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
It's just amazing how much time we had to spend
doing things like that to where now you just push button.
Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Press the button, bro, and is there everything? Everything absolutely crazy?
And then and then so after after Blockbuster came this machine,
and they weren't necessarily in the best places. They were
usually in front of a seventy eleven or circle K
(01:01:51):
and not so great neighborhoods inside Walmart's. Which machine red box?
Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
No, red Box didn't come yet, was it Netflix?
Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
It came.
Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Flix came first because you would get that shit in the.
Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Mail, right, okay, So that was based on the Internet.
Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Yes, And then after when Netflix took off because of this,
that's when red box came.
Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
Wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
But before Netflix, the people that started doing it were
the ones that were doing the video games where you
could rent a fucking video game and hold let motherfucker
till you beat it. I never did that, and then
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it right, yeah, and then after that and they kind
of saw the success and the plan of it. It
wasn't called Netflix at the time.
Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
No, what was it before Netflix?
Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
They had another name because they changed it to Netflix
because it went to the internet.
Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Right, and because they changed the two. It wasn't Flix
or it flixed or something else. Because what they would
do is you would go on and order the movie
and they would send you the movies in a little
envelope that was you know, that was they had a
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little bubble bubble wrap on the inside to protect the DVD.
Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Google is say A I say it was called kibble.
I don't remember being.
Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Called I don't remember that either. No, it was not
called kibble. It was called something else. Let's look, let
me help you, let me help you, because I mean
it was it was such a big It was such
(01:03:40):
a big thing at the time. And guess what on
Monday when you went back to school, everybody was, hey,
did you get the movie? And were you able to
get that movie? Talk this weekend we saw woo woo woo.
What was what was it called Netflix? What was I
(01:04:01):
know how to? I know how to search it? Somebody's
fucking yelling at their radio right now? What was the
first DVD mail UH subscription service, we go, it was Netflix.
(01:04:27):
The first DVD by mail subscription service was Netflix, which
launched in nineteen ninety eight. They initially read the DVDs
via mail before transitioning to a subscription model. Their first
DVD that was shipped Beetlejuice.
Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
No, I was not called Netflix reading.
Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
I know for a fact it wasn't called Netflix because
I remember they changed the name to Netflix.
Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Okay, damn it.
Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
But anyways, Netflix to took off. That's when then red
boxes started showing up. And yeah they were in shit
some shady places.
Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
So tell everybody what that is. What what the red
box is?
Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
Oh, it's a vending machine like a coke machine that
had movies in it.
Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
It was slick too.
Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Had a little uh digital screen, little, I should say,
a little monitor, go left and right, pick the movie
you wanted and it would come out in a little case.
Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
That was great. Did you use that?
Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
You'd have to have an account right online because you
couldn't you. Yeah, you had to have like an account
with them, I believe so, because you could just run
off with the movie if.
Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
You didn't, right. I never, I never used it, really yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Oh no, we were hot on that for a minute. Yeah,
because you go to.
Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
The grocery store on a Friday, pick up a couple
of movies, return it Sunday before you go back to work.
Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
I think that was at the time where I wasn't shopping.
It was just that was that was back when fucking
McDonald's would run their hamburgers for like twenty seven cents
on Sundays, so you'd go buy as many as you
can and freeze them and there you go.
Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Yeah, twenty five say Hamburger night, kid. It was Tuesday
out here, Yeah, tearing it up. I think they were
trying to give Taco Tuesday a run for his money.
Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
They were doing a good job.
Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Bro bucket of fries that the large extra large drink
cup field it O with fries that was like a dollar.
Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
So here's my here's my thing about that whole thing.
We're just gonna We're just gonna go off on a
tangent now because I would really like to find a
Hamburger place out here that makes really good steak fries
that you can go in and order like a thirty
two ounce cup of steak fries. Remember that fucking Dell
(01:06:59):
Talk was the first one to do it.
Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
Steak fries.
Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
I remember they didn't they didn't do steak fries, but
you could order a thirty two ounce cup of French fries.
And then McDonald's did it for a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Yeah, McDonald's did it on top on ham uh plat Hamburger.
Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Like man dog.
Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
Every Tuesday, we'd be at McDonald's and we wouldn't load
up like put in a freezer.
Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
But we load up for like two days maybe three.
Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
Oh yeah, we yeah, but by you know, we say
we loaded up and put them in the freezer, but
by you know, Wednesday, we were out like fuck, when's
it coming around again? What are we gonna do now?
I don't remember it being called kipple.
Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
I don't either, and I know for a fact, bro,
it was called something else before Netflix because they were
actually they were still doing the DVD Renolds by mail
and then they started the streaming side. So in order
to separate it, uh.
Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
They kept two different names.
Speaker 7 (01:08:04):
Let's see, Uh, what was the other service besides.
Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Kibble? Now it's dog food sons of bitches. Don't tell
me that I will.
Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Remember, but bro, okay, you know how we're trying to
check this and it's not giving us the answer.
Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
My mother.
Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Likes a certain barbecue potato chip.
Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Okay, she my cousin had some, and my she gave
my mom something.
Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
My mom fell in love with it, so she just
loves these.
Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
It's uh, what's what's it called.
Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Uh, it's like a kettle kettle cook so that the
chips are really hard, right, So she was, you know,
she she was trying to get them. She was dying
and tried to have them. So she finally did and
uh she Uh. I tried it, and dog, as soon
(01:09:22):
as I had it, it brought me back. I was like,
I've tasted this chip before and it was because it
was dude, it was slamming. It was good, kid. But
I was like, I remember, I don't remember the name
of it, of the chip that I was thinking about. Uh,
(01:09:42):
my mom's potato chip is called kettle Brand. That's the
name of the company, Kettle Brand, and her chip is
the backyard barbecue chip. It's really good.
Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
All I remember was it was a barbecue chip and
there was an alligator on the on the on the bag.
Oh okay, I typed that in Google eighties barbecue potato
chip with.
Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Alligator as the mascot or something like that. Bro.
Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
Within two seconds, it pulled it up answer dog.
Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
It was called a uh crunch Taters. I remember those
dog they were so good.
Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
I used to crush those with a with a doctor pepper.
Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Oh my god, Strawberry fanther. Oh you're tripping.
Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
That was bomb typing crunch taters.
Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
And bro, oh that brought me back. Kid.
Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
It's got an alligated with a cowboy hat in front
of a campfire and he's got guns right, uh no,
but he's wearing cowboy boots okay, and he's holding the chips. Wait,
what's in his other hand? That might be No, he's
actually like a marshmallow. You put it on a steak,
you put it over the fire r right.
Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Oh my god, bro, look at that.
Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Oh yeah yeah, dude, it's just incredible. How a it
just like in a movie where it just just just
like boo. I was like, holy shit, what were those calls?
And dude, I easily typed it in and it brought
me right to it. I was like, man, because when
in junior high, from fifth grade to I think tenth
(01:11:36):
eleventh grade, we lived up in North Palm Springs, walking
distance to uh the seven eleven on Sunrise.
Speaker 8 (01:11:43):
Bro, I would go there and get the chips and
this doctor Pepper all the time. Kids, man, good times,
great times. I bet like that's you know, it's it's
so weird.
Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Like like when we okay, so let's say, fuck, we're
in our fifties, Jesus Christ. Let's say we were in
our early twenties still and we wanted to find like
you had that chip and you were like, fuck, did
I used to have these when I was sixteen? What
were they called? I don't know, I'm and I'm you know,
(01:12:24):
like assume it. Did you ever have an encyclic Encyclopedia
Britannica That was the Google of our age? And it
took if you had, if you had the luxury you're
having it, It took up the wall in your house.
How many books was it? Like? Thirty? Well, one for
each alphabet? So oh, is that is that what it was? Yeah?
(01:12:45):
Because they were alphaetized eight like eight and then B
so anything you wanted you'd have to go find it
that way. But it's not like it's not like Google.
You need to update some shit, go on and enter
some new data. Yeah, not like they're going to send
you brand new books. Oh shit, we forgot to put
you know what I mean, Like, we'll catch it on
(01:13:06):
the next run.
Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
I remember I had to do a report in the
fifth or sixth grade and and dog, you know, I
waited till last minute. I think it was on the
state of New Jersey. Waited till the last minute and
just pretty much copied word for word from the encyclopedia,
(01:13:31):
right And I remember a teacher saying, yeah, you didn't
write this, And I'm like, what are you talking about?
You know you? Hey, I fought right, I wrote that.
And now that I think about it, the sentence structures,
the words that were used, there's no way you all
(01:13:51):
I could have. All I had to do was write,
read two three sentences and just put those three sentences
in one sentence in my own words.
Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
But no, I was just word for fatim kid, just
word for word.
Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
And it's so funny that we'll fucking stand our ground
all that.
Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
No, I don't know you knows dying on that.
Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Hell kid, I don't appreciate you calling me a liar
right now, like I did that ship Like Tony, you
can barely spell hand much less conjecture of you know
what I mean, like, fuck bro, Yeah, I did that too.
I remember what it was for.
Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
But I was talking to uh Jesse today and we
were somehow the subject.
Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
Of ISS got brought up.
Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Okay in school you remember that in school suspension? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
Yeah, and uh we were talking about it, and you know,
first time I think what kids are hearing is in
junior high. I went to IS a few times. I
never went to in high school. High school, you know,
I straightened out, but junior high.
Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
You ain't gonna look at me like that. That's straight.
Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
But in junior high, you know, because he said he
went in there a couple of times too. I was like,
damn kid, he was a bad kid. He goes, No,
it's because I was late for school. Really, I was like, yeah,
that's exactly what I said. He goes, if you were late.
Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
Like coming to school, you couldn't go to class.
Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
You'd have to go to ISS for that period because,
like I guess, you don't disrupt the class that's walking
in late.
Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
I'm like, man, that's oh we were talking about. He
knows somebody that's that's going to be an ISS teacher,
and he wanted to decorate his room, like during the summer,
so for the first day of school, his room would
be decorated.
Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
I was like decorated, I said, bro.
Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
In junior high, ISS was a room with cubicles against
the wall. Period and you got yourself a cubicle and
you sat there and you were supposed to do work
the entire day. You couldn't. You look left, you're looking
at the wall. You look right, you're looking at the wall.
There ain't no there's no decorating. There's no talking.
Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
I'm telling you. Look. Tell your friend if you listening,
took this out. He needs to do like crime scenes
on the wall all over the wall, like all of them,
and then like like like this should do like one
wall of crime scenes, one wall of like crying babies,
right with single moms crying, and then like one of like.
Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
Section eight housing or like rough house stamps. Yeah, you
know what I'm saying, like like, oh, this is the
room of your future. This is where all I had
to welcome to ISS Dog. I remember I was telling
him because I asked him. I asked him like how
they did lunch. He was like I was just there
in the morning for the one period because I was late.
Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
You know, I'm trying. I'm trying to bond with them
over this.
Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
And uh because like again, this is junior high, right,
I didn't do it in high school. So junior high
back in our day was seventh and eighth grade, right,
So seventh graders would have first lunch.
Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
And then let's say, what's lunch? An hour?
Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
Forty five minutes?
Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
Did we get talk? Long?
Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
Forty I had to be at least forty five minutes, no.
Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Half an hour, well maybe forty five. Had to get
in line, yeah, exactly get their free lunch. She rock
for that? What oh was it? Yeah? My bad? Fuck,
my bad. I got free lunch.
Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
So, like the seventh graders would go after their lunch.
You know, first you eat in the cafeteria. Majority we
eat in the cafeteria. Well here, and then you eventually
make your way out and hang out with your friends
and bullshit.
Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
Were the girls? Come on? Said? So I you didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
I was saving myself and uh so what we would
what iss would do is when the majority of the
seventh graders were gone, only a very few were still
in the cafeteria, we would get brought in and eat
in the cafeteria before the eighth graders came in. So
when we we had we'd have to be done before
(01:18:26):
the like five ten minutes before the eighth graders came
and then we go.
Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Back to class.
Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
Wow, that's how our lunch was.
Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
Well, I says lunch.
Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
I'm not trying to make it seem like I was
there all the time, and it was a few times,
I have to admit. And then I talked about I
don't know you went you went to uh, Yeah, I
went to did you guys do the uh were the
principle allowed to hit you with a paddle?
Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Do you guys? Did you guys do that at all?
I don't. I don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
I don't think so at Raymond Cree that was still
the thing, really, like if you got in trouble.
Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
I never got paddled.
Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
My buddy Rick did though, because if you got in
trouble the week of a school dance, you weren't allowed
to go to.
Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
The dance unless you took the paddle.
Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
But if you wanted to take the paddle, and that's
how you paid, you know the price, you could do that.
Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
So he's dead ass dude.
Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
You walk into the principal's office and he had that
paddle and I'm not talking like a ping pong paddle.
It was like like probably good four inches wide and
let's say eighteen inches long, like an or okay, you know,
but miniature or right right okay, and it had holes
(01:19:45):
in it, so so you know, it was aero dynamic
and yo, straight up, he said, you walk in, he'd
be like, okay, assume the position you'd have to bend over.
He'd pick up that paddle and just whack the ship
just once, you know, just one swing, and man, he said,
(01:20:08):
he stood straight up. As soon as he got whacked.
Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
He was like, damn fuck.
Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
Could you imagine that shit going on?
Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
Now? Oh? Hey, nuh. How many people would be waiting
for that principle outside? But I think they should do it?
Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
Oh definitely, you.
Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
Know what I mean, because there'd only be a couple
of knuckleheads either either they're gonna they're gonna straighten out.
Because the difference, though, is is it like back when
when that was still going on when we were kids.
If you would have taken that, ask women in school,
guess what happened when you got home? Asked woman was
(01:20:48):
waiting for you, and you were gonna get it? Again,
you know.
Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
And the other thing is he Jesse asked me, you
know what my mom said when I was like, I
was like, she never knew. I mean, I don't know
how I accomplished that, right, you know. I maybe I
just got sent in for the I don't remember, but
maybe I just got sent in for.
Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
The day for being a knucklehead in the morning.
Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
But I no, I do have to make I did
go like that was my first class one a day
or two or three, so going to school, that's where
I went, right, So, but I don't know how I
managed my mom not finding out.
Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
Maybe your brother took the call for you. You don't even
know he saved that ass, and you don't even know.
You need to call him all the way home. You know,
when we was in when we was in middle school,
you were in high school already. You think he would
have done that for you or would he be?
Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
Like, no, he probably would have, and because one time
he did kind of he did save me.
Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Uh in my.
Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
I don't I don't think I was still in school,
so I had to graduated, but I definitely wasn't twenty
one yet. We went me Rick and another dude went
out of town and we went to like Hollywood, and
I got drunk off my ass. I'm talking like mad
(01:22:15):
Dog twenty twenty, drinking like crazy. Now I remember. Okay,
here's the deal. I passed out. Okay, so I'm in
the backseat gone. I remember at one point Rick pulling
on my arm okay, and me tell him leave me alone.
I'm trying to sleep. Leave me alone, trying to sleep,
(01:22:36):
and then getting dropped off in front of my house.
Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
So when I got dropped off, my brother was getting
ready to go to work and my mom was getting
ready to go to work. My mom was, let's say,
in the shower, and my brother's like, yo, Mom's pissed
you didn't come home last night.
Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
She's been looking for you. And I was drunk off
my ass.
Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
Kid.
Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
It was one of those things that they pulled up,
threw me out and left right, dude. And and I
remember my brother saying I smelled like alcohol. It was
all bad.
Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
And so what he did was he brought me into
my closet.
Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
He was just like, dude, just staying here and just
wait for her to leave because she's on dude, she's
ready to get in.
Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
That ass, kid, wow and dog.
Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
So I spoke to Rick either that same day or
the following day, and I was like, Yo, what happened?
I remember somebody pulling on me on my arm. He's like, Yo,
you were talking so much ship that we got tired
of it and we were just gonna leave you out there.
We were trying to pull you out of the car
and we were just gonna that's how much ship you
(01:23:41):
was talking, wow ship that we were just gonna leave
you on the corner and bounce up.
Speaker 9 (01:23:48):
That's fucked up good times, kidd Who left you out there?
I don't know, woke up in some fucking bustop. All
you gotta remember, this is pre cell phone.
Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
This is you.
Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
I don't even know if I had enough money to
make a call on the payphone for somebody to come
and get me.
Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
I mean, don't get me wrong. Maybe it wasn't even
in Hollywood. Maybe we're closer.
Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
I don't remember. But he was just like, yo, you
was like getting crazy and we just had it.
Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
Fuck. That had to be some mad ship for like
for your friends to be able to say, fuck that,
let's just leave him here. And one said, but dude
is two hours away from home him. I don't get
I'm tired of hearing his ass. Wow, that'd have been
fun to hear, though, I gotta tell you, I ain't
gonna lie, holy shit, any.
Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
More trips coming up? No, definitely not.
Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
You said that was some authority just here though. Right now.
Let me the.
Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
Reason why this pause is now that we've been here
for a while, you know, and I'm not saying I
want to take a trip, but you know, if I'm
not saying, if somebody comes up, I will take the trip.
Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
But I'm not so.
Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
Bothered at the moment because now I'm back into the
routine of going to work.
Speaker 5 (01:25:11):
And gotcha, the the idea of taking a cruise again,
one of those weekend booze cruises has been tossed tossed
around a little bit because you know, have we spoken
that new feature on iPhone where it'll pop up old
(01:25:32):
pictures and they'll actually pop up like it'll make a
little movie for you.
Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
Yeah, I mean, it might pick a date and if
you have like a bunch of pictures from that date,
it might pick a person and just make a movie
of that person.
Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
Well, like some.
Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Movies have been coming up on my phone of like
the cruises, like, yeah, yeah, exactly, that's exactly how it is.
Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
Wow, where do you want to go back back? It
would be the Booze Cruise.
Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
I mean, but again it's we aged out.
Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
I mean you aged out.
Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
It's it's a young man's game now, kid.
Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
Oh I thought there was like a certain age range
that you had to be the Oh you have to
wait for the ARP cruise.
Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
Yeah, exactly, fuck because we could be the youngest ones
there on that cruise.
Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Right, yeah, I mean getting letters from ARP on the bitches. Wait,
I'm only fifty two. Hold on, what do you mean
you're fifty two? Yeah? Oh wait, I'm fifty three. He's up,
I mean fifty four in September. Worry, I'll be there.
I'll catch up to you sooner or later. So that's
(01:26:41):
going on.
Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
Can we talk about how you feel that I've.
Speaker 1 (01:26:47):
Got fat? Yeah? Now, I didn't say you got fat.
And if that's how you took it, well, fuck you.
I'm just kidding. I had I had talked to your
wife and I was like, hey, you know, he's put
on some weight again. It's looking good like for a
while there, because for a while there we would talking
about it were like, damn no, you look like you
look unhealthy. You look really skinny. You didn't get the
(01:27:08):
shit done eat right now, that's just because you don't.
Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
No one remembers or I've never been that weight before,
because you know how once people lose a lot of
weight all of a sudden, they're like, oh, you look
sick because you like you know, yeah, but I was
at a healthy weight.
Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
You just ain't seen me like that before.
Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
Well you're healthy weight, looking healthy. You didn't look right, Sorry,
you looked or just although it could have been because
you were sick and you were kind of lethargic and
all that kind of shit around it, like you weren't
your normal jovial self. That kind of led to that
(01:27:51):
perception of you, you know what I mean, being extra
skinny because you were sick and everybody's worried about you
and shit, however, you couldn't eat without having to go.
Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
Home to Like that is true, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
Like, so everybody ate, fuck, is he gonna be all right?
Is he gonna be okay? Yeah? It was.
Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
She She did tell you, like when I went to
the bathroom, You're like, so tell me, what's going on?
Is all right, everything good because I see he's putting
on weight. I'm like, this motherfucker called me fat.
Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
That's a good thing though, right, Like I was, I
was asking for the right reasons.
Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
I was actually uh texting with this dude that you know,
we text every once in a while, uh, in the
pool industry, and he didn't know I was sick and
all that.
Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
Yeah, I got sick, and I mean, he had some
health issues.
Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
He's a little older than me, and we were just
talking about it, you know, and we were saying, how
it's amazing how I lost the weight because I couldn't
eat and what I just ate very small portions. And
he was like, isn't it amazing that in a sense,
how we overeat right? It's become the norm to overeat right.
(01:28:58):
I remember one of my customers ten years ago was
having lunch outside when I was when I went to
clean this pool, and his lunch, I swear to god,
looked like them cat foods in a tin can right
where you you know, you hit the little tab and
peel it back.
Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
But that was his lunch. I don't know what it was.
Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
It was probably just tuna maybe now it was kind
of dark but let's call it tuna. But that's what
he was eating, and that was it. And I was like, damn,
that's it. But when you think about it, that's all
you really need. He really needs I need, you know,
when I was sick, dog, one slice of pizza and
(01:29:42):
I was good, I was straight.
Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
That's all I needed, and I was full before you
got sick, before you got sick. When when was the
last time you could ever say just one pizza? Pizza?
Does me? Dog? I don't. I don't think I ever
said that, even as a kid.
Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:30:01):
You know it's too good because you.
Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
Was picking up another piece before you was doing the
one you had one.
Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
I put one in my mouth and walked away with
the other one in my hand.
Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
Yep, and and then all of a sudden you're like,
oh no, just one the fuck? What's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
And it's also funny because, uh, like I said, I
do a lot of vacuum ceiling and freezing food.
Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
So my brother, my son was down this weekend and
his aunt made food like stuff that he really likes.
So I was like freezing all of it and putting it,
ceiling it so he could take it home, put in
his freezer. When he wanted it, he could pull it out.
What how did he how did he take it home
in a suitcase?
Speaker 1 (01:30:47):
What? You sent him home with frozen food in a
bag from here to Chicago? I don't get it. What
it was frozen? You have? How long? How long did
you have to wait at the airport to get to
get to his destination to get on the airplane?
Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
His flag total was like six hours?
Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
Yeah? Six hours?
Speaker 9 (01:31:14):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
Divided by fucking one hundred and fire. Do you think
it made it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:31:21):
I leant me just throw it back in a freezer.
Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
Dog.
Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
You want to tell me if you had some food
that you grew up with and you had an opportunity
to take it home, you're gonna sit there and say, well,
I don't want to take because if I freeze it
and to frost a little bit, and then I gotta
freeze it again.
Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
Bro. That shit, Bro that ship did not defrost a
little bit. As soon as that shit got into the
belly of the plane. You figure it's even if it's
just a hundred outside.
Speaker 3 (01:31:48):
In the sky, it's cold. The luggas areas is not,
is uh?
Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
Don't tell me that. When was the last time you
used the it's.
Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
Not climate controlled, fool, right exactly, just hoped them up.
Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
It's cold. No, it's not. The bottom side of the
plane is closer to the fucking sun than the part
you sit in. The We ain't above the sun when
we fly foo, but the clouds are in the way.
So you could have you could have at least put
it in a fucking ice chest with some fucking.
Speaker 2 (01:32:23):
We wrapped it in tinfoil, and it ain't your fucking soda.
I can almost guarantee you it stayed frozen.
Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
I think you need to call him. He got a
bunch of fucking soups in his in his bag when
he got home.
Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
Well, so while.
Speaker 1 (01:32:41):
Or text him whatever we gonna do find out.
Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
Hello, got gay, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
I'm tired.
Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
You're on the podcast right now. I got a question
for you.
Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
You know why he's tired. He's tired of cleaning out
his bag with all that liquid food you sent him home.
Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
We were talking about how we froze your food so
you could take it home.
Speaker 9 (01:33:11):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (01:33:13):
Did it stay frozen when you got home?
Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
Un I just put it in the freezer.
Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
Okay, so you had that was yesterday. You put it
in the freezer and you had some beans today. Yeah,
I had something right now, how is it?
Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
See what I'm saying? You heard him on He answered, Oh,
I'm just laying down. This don't feel good. The fucking
beans that were unfrozen and frozen again, you frost them?
I just put him in the pan. See he cooked them,
he said. He said he didn't even have to defrost them. No,
I didn't. I just put it in like, but they
(01:33:54):
were frozen when you did that. No, he said he
didn't have to defrost him.
Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
No, he said, he didn't defrust it in my away first.
He just cooked and frozen into a pot because he
wanted to do an old school not like you. All right, Papa,
I love you, Bye bye, good day, thank you. So
what I was trying the point I was trying to
make is yeah, go ahead, I offered him. Uh, because
(01:34:23):
I got, you know, Sammy Gail right here to the restaurant,
the Mexican restaurant.
Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
I read the same thing every time.
Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
It's an inside of bacon CHERI so skill it, okay.
So after my surgery, we had went there at one
point and I brought like a lot of it home,
so I uh separated it to like individual.
Speaker 3 (01:34:43):
And frozen so if I ever want to heat it up.
Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
And I even put it in with some rice, so
in one package, it's like a side of rice and
with meat. And that would have been like a dinner. Okay,
well it was a dinner for that point in time,
because I say, hey, I got some and you want one.
He's like, yeah, if you want to give me one,
because I have like two or three of them. So
(01:35:08):
I went into the freezing and I grabbed a kid.
Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
And a bit like in a snack bag dog.
Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
It was so small, and he was even like, damn,
that doesn't look like a lot. Now, don't get me wrong.
When you're doing this freeze, it compresses.
Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
It right because it.
Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
So it's like but still, I was even like, yeah,
that does look kind of small, because now I'd be like, yo,
I need two of these, he.
Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
Said, I muna send you home with a chip to
eat it with. Holy shit, bro, So, uh, I think
we're gonna get semashing down for the holidays. Oh yeah, yeah,
(01:35:52):
So I know I had mentioned it to you off
the podcast, and our thoughts were I was gonna hour yeah,
me and my family was to call the store manager
where he worked real quick.
Speaker 2 (01:36:09):
If the story you're about to tell that you wanted
to do, your family was on board with this, Yes, okay,
move forward.
Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
That we that I should call the store manager and
see if hey, you know, this is the first time,
you know, being away from home and not gonna be
here for the holidays. I wanted to see if we
can surprised him with, you know, get a couple of
days around Christmas because we're gonna fly him down. You
immediately said, uh, immediately, no you can. Oh, I'm his daddy,
(01:36:42):
and my poor boy used.
Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
To Okay, can we just before we move forward? Okay,
this is how I took it pretty much how you
just said it. But let's let's go in a little detail. Okay,
because I immediately you're grown man son. He's a grown man,
moved away, got himself a job out of state, got
(01:37:08):
himself an apartment on his own, all on his own.
He's working on his own, he's you know, he's doing
his thing, and his dad is gonna call his new
boss that he's.
Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
Been working there how long?
Speaker 3 (01:37:26):
Two months?
Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
So his dad's gonna call his new boss of two
months and say, hey, sir, this is Mingo Lopez. I'm
Sebastian's dad, and I was wondering if you could give
him like four days off for Christmas so I could
fly him home.
Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
That's what I heard. Well, here's here's what. After our
conversation and after sitting and thinking about it, I thought
I took another perspective of.
Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
No time out.
Speaker 2 (01:37:54):
But I totally get where you were coming from and
what you wanted to do, and I too, I applaud
you for it.
Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
I think that was great. So no, yeah, you're right,
because I you know, I sat there and I was like, fuck, man,
like I'm doing that, and if I call, that's more
for me than it is for him. Does that make sense?
Like I'm calling because that's what I want to happen.
(01:38:23):
I need to allow him to decide. Yeah, I want
to come. Let me talk to my bosses and see
what I can get figured out, and then I'll let
you know. So I talked to him about, hey, so
what's your deal around Christmas? What were your plans? What
were you going to do? Because I know that we
had talked to him, we weren't sure if you were
(01:38:44):
coming down. He says, yeah, but I'm making so much money.
He says, I could come and I could come and
see you guys. So I'm thinking about doing that. I said, well,
do uh do me if you ever just ask for
the time off. Me and your me and your uncle
have already talked about buying your plane ticket you around
trip ride here and back. You just need to secure
(01:39:09):
the time off and let us know as soon as
you can so that we can get the tickets. Oh really,
Oh you guys don't have to do that. Well that's
part of it why it's a gift, because we don't
have to. But you know, we don't want to be
here without you on the holidays like your family, like
you should be here. And so he was like all right, cool.
So I'm glad I did it that way, and I'm
(01:39:30):
glad that I took the time to think about it
so that way, I you know, I didn't make a
mistake and call and embarrass him with his new boss
or the people that he works with, because oh, your
dad gonna call for Easter too, you know what I mean.
Like I started thinking about it and being a dick
that would how would I clown? You know what I mean? Like? Bro?
Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
But yeah, dude, it was like, yeah, I'm gonna call
his boss and ask him to give him Christmas off
in like four days, and uh so I.
Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
Can fly him out here. I'm like, no, don't do that, kid.
Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
Yeah, hey, I would like you to give Sebastian four
days off during the holidays.
Speaker 1 (01:40:14):
Come on, I would have worded it better than that.
Speaker 2 (01:40:16):
Look, i mean, are they even opened on the holidays?
Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
Well, I'm sure they're closed Christmas Day? Really? It's yeah,
most most stores close on Christmas Day. Most but I mean, well,
if they're Mormon, they're going to close Christmas Day and
then summren't they because that's like a big.
Speaker 2 (01:40:41):
I mean, I don't know, but I would assume they
might be open, like but minimal hours. But but the
other thing is you got to remember, I mean, that's
prime people would love to have those days off at
that time, right right, And you're like, hey, could did
you give my son off?
Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
Right? Hey? Why don't?
Speaker 2 (01:41:04):
Why don't we just do you know, two days before
Christmas and he'll come back like the third of January.
Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
Well, my thing was, is, hey, ask for the for
the twenty sixth through the first off or whatever days
you can get off through that, because it's only five days. Bro,
you're talking about ten.
Speaker 2 (01:41:23):
You're talking about, Yeah, you know you've only been there
a few months. Go ahead, ask for a vacation.
Speaker 1 (01:41:27):
Yeah, why not? Fuck it. My point was my thought
process was, well, you know they're you're in fucking Mormon country,
so they're gonna be pretty family oriented. It's gonna you
know what I mean. So you tell hey, you know,
my family's back in California. I've never been on the
holidays without him. I'd really love to go back and
see them. Can I take a couple of days off?
(01:41:48):
They'd be like, sure, Sepastian, let us help you with
the ticket. And here here's a family ham, here's a turkey.
You guys, provide the side and enjoy yourself.
Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
And I'll be honest with you. My wife was like,
are you gonna talk to him about that? Are you
gonna you gotta talk to him about that? He cannot, cause.
Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
The bast his boss. That's funny.
Speaker 2 (01:42:12):
And I was like, no, I'm not. He's a grown man.
He saw our expressions, right. We kind of told him
if he wants to do it, he's gonna do it, right.
You really should talk to him, though, I'm really thinking,
I'm like, no.
Speaker 1 (01:42:26):
All the all the all the women that we went
to high school with that we all kind of hang around.
They all really think I'm dumb. No, but come when
you when.
Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
You hit us with that, that kind of puts you
down a couple of notches, Like, oh, no, you're right,
he is, I mean, and again I applaud you.
Speaker 1 (01:42:51):
It was just my heart. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
I didn't know way to get it because my wife
probably would wanted to do the same thing when he moved.
Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
She my son moved to Chicago. Well she did, just kidding, no,
she just said, hey, you're paying for us to go
to Chicago clean the pools early. But it's because we
out like.
Speaker 2 (01:43:14):
This trip might I mean, my wife would have wanted
to have gone to Chicago for his birthday, which was
of June, and you know, and I'm like, yo at
that point, you know, when she was mentioning it, I'm like,
I'm not going anywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:43:29):
I just got back.
Speaker 2 (01:43:30):
I'm not going, you know, even though I was like
a month or two ago, right, I was like, no,
I'm not You could go if you want, I'll get
you your ticket boom, but I'm not going anywhere. So
she was like, fine, I just haven't come here flewing
on Friday, early afternoon Sunday morning, four thirty. We had
(01:43:52):
to drop him off at the airport, so he was
here for not even forty eight hours.
Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
Holy shit? Five six seven, tell me how to get there?
Said it again? Five six.
Speaker 3 (01:44:05):
He was scheduled to land in Chicago at three talking dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:44:08):
Oh and what's a round trip ticket to Chicago cost?
Speaker 2 (01:44:11):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:44:12):
Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say, probably coming into Palm Springs,
it is probably pretty expensive. It layover? Did you get right?
This time of year? It was it a Demverer or
Phoenix coming back? Coming? Here? Was Phoenix going back? It
was in Dallas. Dallas, Okay, goddamn, yeah, that's crazy. That's
(01:44:32):
what's worse is that I'm going to Oregon. What fuck?
We're gonna send you to Dallas first? What?
Speaker 2 (01:44:37):
And we picked him up from the airport on Friday
and he had his luggage, a suitcase and a backpack,
and so you know, he jumped in the car and
we're rolling and I'm looking in the mirror, I'm looking around,
and he's like what. I was like, your hands look empty?
Sun chocolate cake out?
Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
And he this backpack kid and pulled two of them out.
Speaker 1 (01:45:03):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (01:45:04):
Yeah, that's my son right there, kid. Oh you say
it on fat again.
Speaker 1 (01:45:08):
No, I was looking for mine, for at least my
corner piece. Something shit, tell me a story about it
was delicious, just so funny. Uh. Any fin the words
any birthdays? And he what do we got? Yeah, we're
probably way behind from last month, although you.
Speaker 3 (01:45:27):
No, I did all last month, remember right?
Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
Okay? Just in case. Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:45:32):
My niece's son, Jesse's son Travis turned six on the sixth,
Big six. He went to Nasbury Farm for his birthday. Wow,
Happy birthday, Travis.
Speaker 3 (01:45:43):
Uh the homie Shannon. There was fifty four on the eighth.
Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
Happy Birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:45:51):
My niece's daughter Olivia turns eleven on the tenth. You
know why this is good too? Why we do this
because my wife hears it and she forgets moody. She
can go out and get them you know what they
need to get nice so love. It's Olivia's birthday on
the tenth. That's Thursday. Manny's son Alex happy birthday, turns
(01:46:15):
fifteen on the fifteenth, fifteen.
Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
Fifteen.
Speaker 2 (01:46:21):
I wonder if he's hit that stage where you know,
get body order and shit, you know, boys get Yeah,
I'm sure gooteen especially.
Speaker 1 (01:46:29):
Man, he got him all kind of sports and shit. Yeah,
he gets sweating all day Arizona. Shit, just thinking.
Speaker 2 (01:46:39):
My god daughter Alyssa, she turns twenty two on the
twenty seconds. Wow, that's Brisella's daughter. Oh birthday, Lissa and
I've been and Marta. Their anniversary is on the twentieth,
So fellas write that down the twentieth. They will be
married for twenty three years.
Speaker 1 (01:47:01):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
Twenty three Wow, good old Ivan, it was over two decades.
Speaker 1 (01:47:08):
God send.
Speaker 2 (01:47:12):
Happy anniversary, Yes, happy anniversary. That's all I got, kid,
that's it. Yeah, well I thought you'd have more than that,
and that gave you plenty of time to well shit,
all right.
Speaker 1 (01:47:25):
So uh we'll be back and the next week with
a new one. So hang tight, guys, thank you so
much for hanging with us, coming back and checking in
on us. Uh. You know, we get we get emails
and calls and stuff about when we're on.
Speaker 3 (01:47:42):
But oh yeah, watch look at this real quick.
Speaker 1 (01:47:45):
With my job and and and Tony stuff going on.
You know, sometimes it's hard for us to connect and
get in this bitch. But I can't say that we're
gonna correct it because every time we do that it
seems like it takes that much longer for us to
get in here. But we're gonna right to get back
on track as best we can. She got us started.
Speaker 2 (01:48:05):
I want to show you something you see when I
get to real fast before get.
Speaker 1 (01:48:10):
Something on his phone. My phone's all fucked up. My
sister brought me a new phone.
Speaker 2 (01:48:14):
Dog my phone my phone overheats kid because of work. Oh,
I think it's like done something too it because it's.
Speaker 1 (01:48:23):
What's she at. She bought it and didn't tell me
un till the morning that she had bought it, and
all of a sudden, my other phone like there was
no service and ship and I'm like, fuck, I'm at work.
I need my phone, Like what the fuck is going on?
And she called me, oh, I got your phone all right. Cool,
(01:48:44):
she says, if you're having problems with your phone, turn
it off and turned it back on all right, And
that was for my son. I was surprised, like, where
are you at.
Speaker 2 (01:48:56):
Yeah, it's a screenshot of our episodes and it shows
no new episode.
Speaker 1 (01:49:00):
Oh that's funny. Yeah. I was like, oh wow, look
at him. We got one coming. That's good dude, that's
a good thing, all right. Well, anything else, brother, we
got to cover before we go. Cool. Hey everybody again,
thank you so much for listening, thanks for coming back
and checking on us, and we will be back again soon.
Love you guys, Bike
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