Sideshow Episode 255

Whats been happening

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, everybody, welcome back to the side show. My
name is Mingo. Tony.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hey, Tony, I don't know if you've ever met me before.
We remember who I am. You know what, you're in
high school together.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
You're reverting back to what happened between us, and you're
trying to not to You're trying to dodge me again.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Well, you know sometime, I woke up with Mascara on
the other day and I'm just.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Kidding before we get started.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yes, my buddy Jesse, the O, the pool guy that
we mess around with. Yeah, yeah, he's taking more time off.
He's actually he should be in his car right now
or his truck actually pulling his trailer. They're going away
for the weekend, so I just want to say hello
to him, hide to my niece Jackie and Hi Harper,
Hi Travis is Steele Pacheco.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
I hope you have a good time this weekend.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
You think of me as you're in Vegas and joining
the steak that you're uncle Checko's playing for.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Or did you take care of that.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
With him, Marthy, No, we still gotta do a lunch weed.
It's gonna it might happen in the next couple weeks. Actually,
so Jesse, I might be taking you out to lunch
in the next couple of weeks, because again we can
on I can only do it on a Wednesday, and.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
So well that's that's my day.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
I can do repairs and actually sit down for a lunch.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Got you saw how things been.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
I know we skipped out last week, you cut man,
This fucking work schedule is getting crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
You still don't have a sis, no.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
And I probably won't unless I get a different job.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
So I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Even though summertime is busy for us, now I'm gonna
be even more busier because the vacation rentals are gonna
start up again, so people renting these houses, problems always arise.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Lights, heaters.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
There's probably more more heaters now that it's winter, right.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
I got people, uh like the rental companies heating their
pools already, right, because I have to make you know,
water is like seventy five, right, and when it's like
eighty five outside, that ten degree difference makes a difference, right,
So they're firing up the heaters already. But the homeowners
are like already, you know, they're telling me, hey, I
see the gas you know, because they check stuff now

(02:13):
because they can go to Edison and see what, you know,
their daily usages gas.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Same thing. It's like, are you guys running the heater
the first day? I says, it ain't you guys.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
It's your management company with the customer, your renters. You know,
it ain't me. Well are they turned on the hears? Yeah,
the heater's on. Well what's the temperature of the water.
And I'm like, bro, you got it all on your phone.
You could you can see right now it's heated. So
it's eighty five. But what would it be if it's
not heated, like seventy five? Well, that's not cold.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
I'm like, dog, you got to talk to them.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
I ain't got to the wrong you.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Wow, that's not cold, by ass. When it's water, it's
cold for some reason, I mean, shit crazy. So what
else you went up to? Man?

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Everything good, Everything's good.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Uh. I know it's been a while.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
The last the last thing when we talked about was
my little birthday situation.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
So that was good. I had a good time with that.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Oh good, yeah I remember now.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah. I ended up getting a few things,
so all that was good. My little actually came home
with a birthday cake almost passed out, Yeah, and a
candle and it lit really have birthday that?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Oh shure, thank you?

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Was that him or was that a chill eat?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Look? Look, let me you're ship.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Sometimes you like a white woman dog. I'm gonna tell
you you investigate that ship from every side. Look, ain't
gonna be a problem unless you go looking for one's.
He came home with a cake.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
You get the steak sea Bass.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
I was actually I was actually facetiming him when Milo
walked in with the cake.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Oh, I see they day they worked that out together.
They may have see.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
But uh.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
But the thing was that Milo called Sebastian and they
were talking for like twenty minutes before all that. I
guess he was asking Sebastian what kind of cake? Like, Hey,
what kind of cake should I get? Don I'm gonna
get him a little little bunt cake, low birthday cake.
And I was like, what, No, he's not and we're
sitting there talking and he walked down and.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Like, oh shit, wow, so yeah that was kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, yeah, it made my day first time. And what
I'm how old? Is it twenty three years? Yeah or
something like that crazy but shit, but here's weird.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Here's what's weird. Now. Sebastian's birthday is gonna be on
the first.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
It's the fifteenth, so I gotta mail him something within
the next eight days for him to get.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
It on the first. Yes, you do, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 2 (04:57):
So I gotta get I gotta learn all that process.
Now it's like, Okay, I gotta remind myself. I gotta
keep you gotta I gotta put that ship on the
forefront as opposed to just oh yeah it's in a car.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
I'm just kidding. So yeah, it's it's just a little
bit different.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah, I mean, learning all that, reminding myself, all that
ship and now, well, I don't know what's gonna be
the if Chili's staying here for Christmas, I know Sebastian's coming.
Botta miss ticket for for the holidays is gonna come
down for about five days, six days, and then fly home.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
So I guess I have to put up a tree.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Right, Why why break tradition?

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Now? What I mean, I put one up the last
couple of years, did you last three? Just a tree? Though?

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Yeah, I kind of remember that. It was like them them, them,
Charlie Brown tree.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
You got them pre lit one light and you know, like.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Two branches on it. Yeah you should, he should. What
times he arrived?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
You'll be here on Christmas Eve?

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Damn?

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah, yeah, he's flying out Christmas Eve. They're giving him
Christmas Day off. And then he worked out his his
days off and what he called it all together. I
did the same thing. I'm gonna have like six days off.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Must be nice. But what time does he actually fly in?
Eight o'clock hey or pm?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
PM?

Speaker 3 (06:24):
You gotta put a tree so the lights are beyond
when he walks in, he'd be like, oh, I've heard.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I was just gonna take one to your house. All
the lights you go see this years here's a candy
cane lane enjoy that.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Put that nice pillow on the sofa for him.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, take them to the Living Desert Reserve.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
There you go, put the blankets on the you know what,
I might want a couch and let him take my
bed just because he's coming to visit, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Who am I talking to right now?

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Because I got a cat and I'm not gonna do
about on the couch, you know.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
But still you've giving up your bed it's my.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Boy, dude, My baby boy is the first time he's
ever been away from home, and now he's coming home.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
You know it's been April.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Who am I speaking to you right now?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
April first was the last time I've seen him.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Am I saying your feelings on your sleep? Bro?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
It's been really weird. Sh It's been going on and
I'm used to like.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Have you cried? Let me ask you a question.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Okay, between Milo's cake, it looks like you're getting a
little teary eyed right now. Have you cried since Sea
bass Is left?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yes, I'll be honest.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah, Okay, don't tell me why, at least not yet.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Did you cry for something that prior to him leaving
you would not have cried about?

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Yeah, you would not have cried about it.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Okay, So you are getting in your feelings because I'm
not saying it's because he's gone.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
It could be age, it could be him leaving would
be a combination.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
He's gone, is it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
And I told him that the other day, you know,
I said, I was like, hey, you know what I said,
A it's really weird without you being here, I said,
because I'm so used to.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
I can't quit you.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
I'm so used to you, yeah, right, Like I'm so
used to your availability. Right, just walk down the hall
and be like, hey, dude, look, look, here's what going
on ship, Here's what happened.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
I said.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
But you know what I said, I want to apologize,
I said, because I didn't realize or I didn't stop
to think about some of the things that I was
coming to tell you about that you shouldn't You shouldn't
have been a part of it. You shouldn't have had
to have bear that cross with me. That should have
been something I did and kept to myself and dealt
with it or talked to I don't know, not Tony.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
And he was like, what do you mean? As well?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
You know, I said, there's just I think I put
on undue pressure on you because of because you were
available to me, and you were an ear and you always.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Listened, and in your eyes, I was never wrong. So
fuck it? Who else am I gonna tell? Right? So?

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Uh, I said, But uh, but you know, ever since
you left and everything that you're doing, you're striving, you're
doing great.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
You can call me the other days. It got a raise.
So he's doing it.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
You know, he's doing good for himself and I'm proud
of him, and I told him, hey, look, you know
what this is. This has been a great thing. As
much as I didn't want to see you going, as
much as I didn't want to be right, this is
what you needed.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
I feel feel the same way, like this is something
I really needed to do when I'm here, and it's
just everything's just coming together and when when it does,
I can't fight it. Yep, you're right, So yeah, wow,
you know, just some of them things. But I punch
him and I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
It'll be weird because Mino doesn't hug, so once a
batching comes, is gonna want to get me a hug,
and it'll be like it'll be like back in the
beginning and be like I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
I put my hands, like, how do I how do
I do this? No, but it'll be good to see him.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Oh of course, I'm there's no doubting that. But you
know again, I'm just surprised. You know, I'll give up
my bed and I'm like, oh, should I put up
a tree man?

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Well?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah, well, because I know that if I don't put
up a tree and you come over to visit. Where's
the tree?

Speaker 1 (10:18):
We're here? Get it out right now, let's put it up.
You got lights to put lights up? Damn do.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Leave me alone? Wow, beat me up over some lights
and shit. So I mean, your wife's got to come
up with the cookies broke because I don't.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Bake, so did Sea best like those cookies?

Speaker 1 (10:38):
I try not to share with him, but.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
She just matter for speaking to Jesse.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
She just made him a batch, big batch too, kid big.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
I was all right before I went to Chicago.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
The day I went to Chicago, I worked in the
morning because we left in the evening.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
If I remember.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Correctly, either way, I was driving, I was working, and
my schedule was mixed up. Jesse and I have pools
in the same area, but we're not there on the
same days, Like we have a couple pools on the
same street and and so okay, So because my schedule,

(11:31):
I mixed up my pools because I was leaving because
I had to take that Friday off. I was on
a street that he was. We were on the same street,
but not at this particular point in time.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Do let's throw up like pools signs at each other.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Just then, what's up to other pool guys? When I
came out of this customer's house, dog I had a
flat tire.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
He did it?

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Huh, No, he wasn't around at this point.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
I would have done it.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
So I was trying to get the jack the de
spare down from behind, and I had. First of all,
I totally forgot I need an adapter at the end
of the stick to roll it down because it has
a tea at the end. That's what I was shoving
all the way through there, and it wasn't catching. So

(12:19):
I crawled over there and look, and I saw that
my stick is in the correct position.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
You had the stick backwards, You didn't the square port
part of the stick.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
No, there's an actual adapter in the glove compartment that
looks like a star at the end and that clips
onto the tee at the end. So I finally remembered that.
So at this particular point in time, he actually drove by.
So he got out and he goes, uh, before you

(12:52):
do that, I have an inflator that we could just
pump your tire up and maybe you could just drive
to a spot if it's a nail. He actually says,
I have plug in my truck too. He's prepared, kid,
because he like he's doing right now driving with his
truck and he's hauling a trailer. He's like, yo, if
I guess stuck on the side of the road, I

(13:12):
need to be able to handle it. So he's got
everything with him. He's got like a little generator. So
we were pumping up the tire and as it got
pumped up, dogged there was a razor blade in my
tire and it's and it cut like a good four
to five inch gash in it. I guess I ran
it over, so there was no fixing that. So we

(13:33):
had to put the spear on. So he actually got
under the truck while I was, you know, lowering the tire.
He pulled it out. We jacked it up and dog
he uh took all the lugmouse off from me.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
He uh put would.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
You show him your ARP card?

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Well, here's why.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
This is one of the reasons why my old lady
gave made them cookies, because he was like, dude, you
shouldn't be lifting these everythings surgery, right, he just But
the funny thing is my ol lady will get the
five gallon refill the five gallon and sparkle his water
and she'll come home be like, yo, the waters in
the car, get it ship.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
According to her, I'm healed well.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
No, that five gallon jugs nowhere near as heavy a tire. Really, Yeah,
And and picking it up and walking it inside is
different than laying down on the concrete, setting it down,
pulling it out, taking the other wheel like, yeah, there's
a lot more motion and using different kind of muscles
than picking up.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
A There's a reason why I'm saying this story too.
Uh So, Dog, he handled it for me through the
tire in the back of my truck. I was like, fuck, Bro, thanks,
you know I appreciate that. So they good looking out.
So the next day in Chicago, Bro, my neck is
killing me.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Right.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
What's this area right here right by your shoulder? Dog?

Speaker 3 (14:59):
That whatever these muscles are in front of my throat
couldn't move. Took me a quick second to figure out
what I thought I slept wrong.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
No, it was from standing there watching him change the tire.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
No, it's from being.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
It was from being under the truck and and lifting
my head to see exactly what what's going on?

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Why did the spare tiring coming down? Dog? My neck
was killing me that weekend.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Isn't it crazy how our bodies hurt after doing some
ship we haven't done in a really long time.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
Yes, dog killing me.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
My body's gonna kill after the first time I have sex. Yeah, dude,
like like going in and doing a cleaning cars or
doing h like when I have to go walk the
lot and do all extra ship, Like, my body's like,

(15:55):
you're doing too much.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Relax.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
You said walk a lot. You're doing to us?

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Well, yeah, bro, because that's a big lot. And what
I mean walk a lot? I mean like, so here's
the thing. When you're looking for a car, you kind
of know what you're looking for, right because you're well
you're kind of ain'tal like that anyway, So like you
do all your homework.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Before you know.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
I'm going there to see what they got and choose something. No,
I gotta know what I want.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
So there's there's some people that come in and like
there was a sweet old lady, super nice, and she
came in, Joe, I just came to see what you have.
There's a door shah, because that right there, that's fucking
red flags and lights bing bing bing. Have you walking
around like, are you a pinball machine out there?

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Opening this door? Open that door? What does this car have?
What does that?

Speaker 2 (16:42):
I got a lot of questions before we get out there.
We can't just go out there like that all will
and Lilly. You want to go look and you want
to narrow it down. Cool, But I'm not gonna go
out there and help you look around while you try
to decide. You go narrow that ship down and come
back and then we'll we'll figure that out.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Let me ask you this, what's that real quick? On
your lot? Are they are they placed in any particular order?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (17:06):
What's the order? What's the luxury cars?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Luxury car? Luxury cars? In the very front? The next
row is part excuse me, is part electric. And then
we start like the SUVs, like the like the secondary SUVs.
And then like so, if you're standing in front of

(17:31):
the car lot on the very right fence up along
the way are SUV's, the trucks, and then as you
round that corner, it's trucks and jeeps. And then now
you're working towards back towards Dinish Shore. So then you
have like the inexpensive small smart cars. Then you have

(17:54):
you start with like you know, Hondai, Kia, Honda, Toyota.
The next three rows are those, so usually like the
least expensive cars are towards the back.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Hmm.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Okay, it's amazing to see how how people shop for
Carso it's kind of eye opening, it really is.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
And then there's it's funny you can kind of tell.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
A customer by the way they conduct themselves when they
come in. M Like, there was a there was a
person I won't say if it's a female or male. Yeah,
I'm sure he was like.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah. So we were discussing.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
The kind of car this person was looking for, and
they had pointed out that they were looking at this
particular vehicle and that they had gone on and did
a preapproval for it. Cool it in my life, Easy said,
I'm looking at it. I said, okay, well I need
I need proof of income. So they give me proof

(19:08):
of income and I'm looking at it.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
And I was like, it was a little off. She
was a little off.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
So that was one of the stipulations for you know,
they have to verify your proof of income. So I
take it up front and they're verifying the proof of
income and my supervisor said, hey, ask this person.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
What this is? Fuck? Okay?

Speaker 2 (19:31):
So I go back and this person's daughter was giving
her rent money and by doing that, this person was
adding that to her income.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
There it is what her income.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Oh no, I met the daughter's income. I'm sorry, So
I did it anyways.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
So I was adding it to income, and it was
blowing her income up by like eight hundred bucks a month.
So when we ran it, it was clearly like ten
thousand dollars off for the year. So I went back
and I told her. I said, hey, the income is incorrect,
and when you ran what do you call it, it

(20:19):
was ten thousand dollars more because blah blah blah. Oh
well that's because I got to raise at work. But
it doesn't reflect yet. Do you have anything showing No.
I can only go by the income that you can prove,
and I can't use rent as income. Okay, So I'm
gonna have to rerun it using the correct amount. She said, Well,

(20:43):
is that going to change anything? It changes everything, but
you know, I won't know how how much it changes
until we ran it, she said, okay, So I ran it,
and then at that point, because she was kind of
added to before that, like well, you know, why do
I need to tell you that what is this for?

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Like?

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Why why so many questions? I thought it was already approved.
I said, well, sure, it's approved upon the things that
you put on there. We just have to verify those
amounts and make sure that we have the correct information
to make sure it gets approved because if we let you,
if we let you take it based on that, and
then the bank says sees the information and says oh

(21:26):
hey no and sends us back, and now the loan
is unfunded.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
It becomes an issue. So that's why we have to rerun.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Fine, well, then I reread it and she was just
really like, it's kind of snooty from the beginning about it,
because she was acting like she was, you know, she's
being hoity toity, like she made a shit ton of
money and like blah blah blah, she's fronting right, And

(22:00):
then it came back and it was a it was
a no go really yeah, well because it's ten thousand
dollars off, like they said, okay, well you know, we'll
do it, but you need to you need to put
like eight grand down. So there was something else going
on in the income or on the credit side that

(22:22):
made them second guess what they had approved her for
or whatever. So they're asking for a lot more. But
it always seems to be the people that are really
really hoity toity. Then you have some women that come
in there that are really conservative, and I mean they
gonna fucking walk out of there with whatever they wanted.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Oh I just I just wanted to use rap for sweetheart.
Here's some cookies, here's a cough drop from Grandma, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
And and but it's really it's really interesting to see
certain people and the way they the way they conduct themselves,
the way they they try to play the game, you
know what I mean, Because you know we don't. We're
no haggle. So whatever the prices it is now, I
can't change it. I can't make it any different. I

(23:11):
have no no saying it. The only difference is going
to be on you and your credit. So if you
got good credit, you got a better chance of getting
a better payment than somebody that's got cock our credit.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
You know what I mean. It's interesting, Dot I share
that with you. Of course.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
You fucking looked at me like, and what does this
have to fucking do with anything?

Speaker 1 (23:38):
I don't know. Tony. I just wanted to share that.
So what else been going on? You had an anniversary
as a player anniversary? How was that? What you guys do?
You didn't go on your cruise this year? Right? No?

Speaker 4 (23:52):
Uh it's our twenty ninth year. Damn yeah, I kid.
Next year we're going on a big cruise for our thirtieth.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Uh, this year was was really good. How can I
put this? I don't it's oh man, we're boys. So
I'm just gonna be honest with you.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Nobody wanted me to come. That's cool. I get it.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
Oh so you know about it?

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Oh for real?

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Oh shit, Okay, I stepped into that ship.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
So I'll start from the beginning. So Friday afternoon, Rob
texts me. He's like, hey, my wife and I were like,
take you and yours out to dinner for your anniversary,
so you know, let us know when. So you know

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that means, yep, you know your call. You picked the
day we want to treat you. That's the way I
took it right, absolutely, And I'm not saying that it
didn't go that way. So I told my wife because
she's doing the handles, the scheduling, the calendar, and she says,

(25:19):
let me ask him off Tuesday works? So I was
like cool. Now, we were kind of already settled in
on Friday, you know, meaning the day as far as
the day was over, we're not going anywhere a type deal, you.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
Know, Saturday, we didn't necessarily have plans. We were doing things.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Or she was working, I was doing things, and not
that we had plans per se. But my wife had
booked us a spot day on Sunday, so she didn't
want us to go out necessarily Saturday night because we
had to be at the.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Spot like at nine am.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Oh shit, and.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
So you know show. She said, how about Tuesday? So
I sent Rob, hey, does Tuesday work? So he hits
me back with oh, I don't know, let me ask
my wife, and I.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
Was like cool. He never got back to me.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
So the fall Saturday morning, my Oday says, did Rob
every responding about Tuesday? And I was like, no, I said,
for some reason, I was like and for some reason,
I got the impression he wanted to do something this weekend,
because you know, everyone does stuff on the weekends, and
for us to say Tuesday, that's kind of like, you know,

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throws things off. So that's when she hit me with, well,
if they want to do something tonight, we'll go tonight,
but I'm not gonna be ready until like six pm,
seven pm, because she's going to work by time she
gets home. Does all that, and then again I was
doing things that day.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
No, we close seven on them Saturdays for a fucking
future reference, you go.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
On at seven, but you know that thought you worked late.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
No, Saturdays, Saturdays and Sundays we close the seven.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Oh okay.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
So I texted Robert that morning Saturday morning. I said, Yo,
if tonight works for you guys, let me know, and
you know we can hook it up.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
I said, but we won't be ready to at least six.
Earliest is six. He was like cool, I'll let you know.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
I didn't call you back.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
No, I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
How long it took him to text back, but he
was like, yeah, okay, we're gonna go because his wife
works that on Saturday too.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
She worked on Saturday as well, And.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
He pretty much said, yeh six will work because she
works as well. So then he tells me we'll pick
you up at six. I was like, cool, all right,
So I told him, all lady, they're picking us up
at six, And then you know, women, where are we going?

Speaker 4 (27:59):
I don't know what kind of food? I don't know
how should we dress? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Well, if we knew where we were going, we know
what we're gonna be able to eat, and what would
be what we'd have to wear. I'm like, I don't
know they're taking us out. He didn't tell me.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
I didn't think to ask. Yeah, that's normal, man.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Shit.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
And I even told her. I said, I'm gonna take
after my brother on this one. She said, what do
you mean? I said, it's a free meal. Let's just roll.
You know what I'm saying, Hey, fuck, it's free. So
later on she might have asked me again, did you
find out where we're going? So I texted her I
was say yo. I didn't want to ask him because

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if he wanted me to know, he would have told me.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
Right, that's the way I'm looking at it.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
But you're right. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
So I said, hey, I said, uh, what's the dress
code for tonight? What should I wear?

Speaker 3 (28:53):
I don't want to underdress. I don't want to overdress.
So he hits me back, He's like, you know, shorts
in a button. I'm sure it's cool. I was like,
all right cool. So I told him old Lady that.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
So cool.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
So six o'clock rolls around. He picks us up. Him
and his wife pick us up. We go into Palm Springs.
We went to a spot called Jimmy Bes.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Jimmy Bes.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Yes, it's I'm Palm Canyon.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Okay, it's.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
It used to be.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
If you're familiar with Palm Springs at all, it's a
steakhouse that used to be Ruby's Diner. Okay, So so
we go.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
We park. We walked there, and he's been there before,
He's told us about it.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
He likes the spot. So I'm not surprised that we
went there. I've never been.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Not the truth say something else, What do you think
I was gonna say? I'm not surprised by the way
it tasted, you know.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
So we get there and there in front of us,
they talked to the hostess and and at this particular
moment in time, the host is out on the sidewalks.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Okay, so a little kid comes up trying to sell chocolates.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
So the little kid's talking about lady, and you know,
so I got one eye on them, and I got
the other eye and Rob, you know, trying to see
what's going on. So he's like, yeah, I get terrorists
party of four, and she's like, I don't seen that,
and he's like.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Robert and she's looking She's like no.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
And then so I shift my focus to my lady
because now we got a problem, and it's not like
they were busy, so I didn't I assume we were
going to have a problem, right, and earlier in the evening,
excuse me, earlier in the day he asked me, you
want to sit outside or you want to sit inside?
And I said, well, you know, my all lady gets hot,
it's humid today. We might play it safe by going inside, right,

(30:59):
So then I focus my attention to my old lady.
And the kids got these humongous chocolate bars one foot
long by.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
Let's say four inches.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Goddamn yeah, twenty five snaps some my old ladies looking
at me, honey, he's selling for twenty five.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
And at this point I look away because I'm not
you know, yo, No, I'm not trying to get no
chocolate right now. You know what I'm saying. It's hot,
that think's probably halfway melted. Now.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
A kid I got burnt like that before, a kid
buying chocolates all these kids. You open it up, it's
like chocolate mud when you open it from the rapper. Nah, wow,
twenty five snaps too.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Come on, kid, Well you know why I was like
chocolate MUDs because it's one hundred and fifty degrees outside.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
You come, Tommy, come to me in the winter time.
We might have a conversation about it. Hit me with
a discount. We could talk.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
So out of the I'm barely listening to Roberts conversation,
and so I hear it, say, oh yeah, I see
uh for ten.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
And Robert goes no for four.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
And I'm just thinking, you know, Roberts sometimes has the
worst luck. You know, we travel with him before he
gets pulled out of the TSA lane.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
It's just shit like that always as the rob. So
I just figured this was another one of those situations.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Right.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
So She's like, okay, come on in. So you have
to walk through the outdoor dining in order to go inside.
And it was a nice night. It was a very
nice night. And I'll be honest with you, I don't
go out at night.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
I go if I go out at night, I go
directly to a spot and that's it. I'm not downtown dude.
Downtown paund Springs was alive that night jumping. I was like,
holy shit. And my old a was even like, yo,
this was like you know at night now because we
don't go out, you know what I'm saying, We're going
to somebody's house.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
That's what we do, right.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
So as we're walking through these empty tables, I was
about to say, yo, there's a table for four right here,
but I was like, you know what again, this is
his deal, right, So we walk into the restaurant and
if you need if you need some tissue right now,
you might want to grab it. My brother and my

(33:17):
sister in law were there. Oh, Louise and Melissa were there.
I even marked were there, you mother?

Speaker 1 (33:27):
All right?

Speaker 3 (33:30):
So I'm looking around the corners. I think Mingo's gonna
jump out. I don't see Mingo. I'm like, okay, you know,
hey again I'm being taken out, I you know. So
they're like surprise, and I'm like, oh ship, okay, And
it was a table for ten.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
It worked, you know it?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Now, go ahead, I understand it.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
So so so we you know, we were you know,
we're having drinks, We're having a good time.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Robert's been there a few times.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
One of the reasons, if not the reason, is because
he's got friends that work there, which none of them
were working that night. So, but the last time rob
was there, he actually met the owner of the spot. Okay,
and so right before our meal came, the owner showed
up like with his with his old lady dope. Yeah,

(34:28):
so he and Roberts says, Jimmy b you know, coolest
due in the world. Kid mad cool. So he's, hey,
how's everything going, you know how they do? How's everything going?
D and dude and Roberts like, yo, is their anniversary?

Speaker 4 (34:45):
We're here?

Speaker 3 (34:46):
You know, I met you last time I was here.
Guy's like, all right, cool, thank you for coming, the
whole nine, and so he walks away. He's actually having
dinner there himself. So Martin I even been like, yo,
we think that dude is one of the husbands from
one of the Real Housewives.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Of like Orange County.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
No shit.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
They were like, no shit.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
And so he comes back around again and he's chopping
it up and then Marta says, hey, are you from
the Real Housewives. He goes, yeah, he goes, you guys
actually watch that. He said, you guys actually watch that shit,
And we were like, we don't, but they do, and
he was like yeah, and he actually has divorced that
woman that he was on the show with. He was

(35:30):
just like, you know, I was thirty pounds every year
during that show. So again he goes back to the thing. Yo, oh,
time out the music they were playing. This goes back
to what I said about Vegas. Yo, they were playing
great music. They actually there was a couple of eminem

(35:52):
songs that came on nice. So dude, it was a
nice dude. It was a nice restaurant. The atmosphere was great, dude,
No complaints about the spot. All of a sudden, my
man comes towards our table with a microphone and he
starts singing Key Sweat. They put Keith Sweat on and

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he starts singing it, and he starts making up his
own words to it that applied to my wife and I.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
It was a slow song. I forgot what the name
of the song.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Was, but my man was singing the owner, the Owner,
Keith Sweat Wow. And then he hands the microphone off
to a bartender. Bartender starts singing the song. The bartender
has it to one of the waitresses. She's singing the
female part of the song.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
And first of all, and all.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
These people are white, and I'm like, I'm thinking to myself,
how they know key sweat?

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Like this.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Man? You know how many kids were making sweat.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
First of all, the owner I can understand because he's
a little older than us, right, But the young ones yo,
I was like, this is and plus I had quite
a few lemon drop Martiniz and me, so I'm.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Like, yo, this is the spot kid.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Yo.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
My man comes over, he tells, he looks at us.
He says, yo, what do you want to hear?

Speaker 4 (37:10):
Next?

Speaker 3 (37:11):
I know the DJ meaning he's on his phone just
playing the music. You know my wife, she says, Stevie B.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Yo.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
My man goes to Stevie B. He puts on a
song that I ain't never heard.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
It was like heart bro, I ain't heard the song.
And we were like, yeah, is that Stevie B. He goes, yeah,
he's showing us the phone. He's like yeah, and we
said type in part of your body types it in,
finds it boom. He got Stevie B rocking the restaurant kid. Wow,
my man. Now he came back around. Dog, he brought

(37:43):
some shots from my wife and I and he had
one for himself.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
That's the way to get people to talk to your restaurant, bro.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
So he's telling us he's opening a second one in
Palm Desert on one eleven where the old Showgun is was.
The show Gun was a tap On Japanese tepon. He's like, yo,
it opens and in November next month.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Oh shit.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
I'm like, shit, you tell us when I'll be there,
because dude.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
I won't be there because they won't invite me. I'm sorry,
didn't mean to interrupt. You go ahead, Uh you two
A luis all right?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Dog.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
So uh you know, I asked Rob, yo, did you
mention it? Tomingo.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
He's like, well, I told him that we were taking
you to dinner. I said, all of you. He goes, well, no,
just deny.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
He and in his.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Defense, it was kind of last minute that he invited
them because they my brother or sister in law told
me yo.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
He just called.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
He just texted us this afternoon and was like, Yo,
you guys busying, I'm taking your brother to dinner.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
If you want to roll and meet us there and they.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Said, yeah, so you know it was it was like
a couple's type of deal.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
That's cool. Yeah, because he had called me. He had
texted me that day.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
See he invites you know.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
He texted me because his daughter needed a car and
he wanted me to help her out and do a
buy in for her. But do you know that my
company stopped buying in cars buying them cars? Yeah, buying
in cars.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
Really.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Yeah, we don't sell cars anymore either, robbed about that.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
I'm just kidding. We still buy cars, we still. I'm
just kidding. I won't hold it against you, Rob, but
we'll talk later. So you guys had a good time, huh.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
I was the food though?

Speaker 4 (39:48):
The food was good. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Again, I must have had like four limon drops in
me by the time the food came.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Now, are you saying that I'm purpasing that just because
you're saying I think it was good?

Speaker 1 (39:59):
I mean I been drunk or.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
No, it was good, but because I was drunk, I
didn't eat what. Yeah, we had ordered what do we
we are ordered meatballs as an appetiser, So it comes
with like four meatballs and two slices of garlic bread.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
And so I ate that, and I had both the breads.
So I ordered a steak and my old ordered a
chicken palm. And what we do in a situation like
this when we like each other's food, like I'll eat
half of mine, she'll eat half of herzon and will
swap y'all.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
I did that white people's shit. Well, at least she
didn't just buy one and split it.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
And so.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
I didn't touch my steak at this point when she
got done with her chicken parm because honestly, I was
throwing them back and I was having a good time.
So we made the switch, and I had like three
quarters of the chicken palm and I didn't.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
Even touch the stake. Wow, I just had a couple more.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Martinez didn't take it home, because that sounds like.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
I think did Yeah, I think we did. I didn't
eat it, dumb. I think my ol lady ate it
like either the following day or the day after.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Yeah, you ate all the chicken.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
No, I ate three quarters of the half that she
gave to me.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Oh okay, okay, So.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
We called it a night.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
I don't remember what time it was, it wasn't too late,
maybe eleven midnight.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
And she was correct in regards to not wanting to
go out for Saturday night for Sunday because.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Dog, I had a headache. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
It was just eight came really early and eight to
nine when we had to eight to eight forty five,
we had to leave. Went mad quick, you know what
I'm saying. It was like we woke up at eight
and see, no, dog, it's a forty five. We gotta
get we gotta go. So we get to the SPA,

(42:07):
which is in Palm Spreez. We went to the SPA, Okay,
I mean and what I mean by that is like
not a spa at a casino, but to the spa.
To it's it's an actual stand alone spa.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Okay, what's it called.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
I want to say shayhy or something like that. Say
he saikey.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Corner of a of a Indian and taquits.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
So my lady's been before a few times. I've never been.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Let me preface it by saying, I've had massages on
a cruise ship. I've had one massage at the casino
in Ranch Mirage.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
When I had the massage at the casino and Ranch mirage.
I went by myself because my old lady set it
up for me.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Right, and then you made like a thousand purchase on
some shit that they were selling you. Right.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
No, I was on the cruise ship the first oh okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
But when I went for the massage at the casino,
I went got my massage and I went home and
Mola is like, you didn't stay. I'm like, what do
you mean to stay? My massage was at ten and
it was over and I went home.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
Good job.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
She's like, oh, okay, whatever you do, you boom type deal.
So we get there, we sign in. Man's are on
one side. We're getting a couple's massage, but as far
as the lockers and the amenities.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
They're separated.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
So the dudes walking me, he's like, have you ever
been here before? I was like no.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
He's like, okay, takes me to the gym, got all
his equipment. He said, we have a cryotherapy room. You
can go in there for like three minutes. It drops
like to something below zero. She's gonnaly be there for
three minutes and then you come out. You know, people
love it. If you want to use it, you gotta

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make a reservation at the front desk, but you know
it's usually available. I'm like cool, sends me, takes me
to the locker rooms. He's like, okay, here's the lockers. Uh,
you know, pick any locker you want. If it's beepy,
if it's if it's like flashing red, if it's not
flashing red. If it's flashing reds that mean he's occupied,

(44:26):
thick anyone that's not flashing red.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
So I picked one. He's like, okay, pushing the cold,
tells me, okay, that's where you're gonna put your stuff.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Here's a robe, what side shoe? What side shoe you wear?
See eleven? Okay, brings me some sandals. He's like, okay,
here's your robe and sandals. I'm like, cool, do you
get to keep those when you leave?

Speaker 4 (44:44):
No?

Speaker 3 (44:45):
So then he takes me okay, here are the showers,
and dude, everything's top notch, very fancy. Okay, here's a
you know, we got shaved, uh, shaving blades, shaving cream,
you know, shampools and everything. And then if you want
to shave, then he takes me, Okay, here's our salon.

(45:08):
What would you have to shave shave if I want
to shave.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
My face, are you sure?

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (45:14):
All right, okay, but again, I'll get to this whole
thing in a second. Takes me to the salon. Hey,
if you want to get your haircut, if you want
to get your nails done, petty cure, what is petty
Mattie petty Yeah? Uh, you know, just come over here.
If they're not booked, you know, make a reservation. I'm like,

(45:34):
why would I make a I'm thinking myself, why am
I gonna.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Make a reservation for another day? They come over here
to get my nails done or get a haircut? Makes
no sense to me.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Okay, here the bathrooms, you know, all the stalls, all
the urinals.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
He walks me through a big ass area with with
lounge chairs and TVs, like, if you, you know, want
to come hang out watch TV. I'm thinking myself, what
the fuck would I want to hang out here and
watch TV?

Speaker 1 (45:58):
That's kind of weird.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Takes me to another room. It's got the He says,
these are zero gravity chairs. So you lay down, you.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Know, you you reclimb all the way back, your feet
go above your head, and you know, you feel like
you're just floating on air. He goes, you put these
headphones on, you won't be able to hear anyone. You
can sleep as long as you want. And I'm like, okay,
I don't know what to why you showing me this stuff.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
I'm just here from the sides, right. And so he
takes me to another room. Kid.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
So now at this point, oh, excuse me, there's a
small pool for the men. Yo, if you want to
come in this, it's a mineral pool. Da da da,
salt pool. I'm like okay. So then he takes me.
We open the door and it kind of this door
opens up. It's got like couches and ship. He goes, okay,
this is the uh what do you call it where

(46:53):
both men and women can hang out. Okay, we have
these salt caves. It's a room with glass that they
the air conditioning unit has salt in the air. He goes,
you sitting here for like sixty minutes and you breathe
it all in and it helps your.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Your lungs and dah da da.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
And I'm like, okay, said sixty minutes, she's gonna be
an all day missage.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
And we got there.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
So then he takes me to outside and there's a
small pool right out these doors.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
He goes, okay, these are the co ed there's a
coed pool.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
You know, if you want to come out here, you know,
if you come with somebody, say well, my wife's here.
He's like, oh okay. I said, yeah, we're doing a
couple's massage. He's like, oh, okay, sounds good.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Then he takes me along.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
He goes, uh, and here's the main pool and it's
like a big ass pool with big ass waterfalls and shit.
He goes, there's a cafe there if you want to
order something to eat. Uh, we have cabanas, you know.
Well first he goes, there's lounge chairs, their first come,
first serve.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Around the pool.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
He goes, and there we have these cavanas that you
grint And I said, I think my wife rented one
of these for us today.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
I would have died laughing had you gone with your
little fucking test tube test her tested the water and shit,
I ain't getting there.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
So then he goes, oh, so what are you guys
here for. I said, oh, it's our anniversary. He goes, oh,
have your anniversary. He goes, uh, you're just here for
the weekend. And I said, no, I live here.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
I'm local.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
He goes, oh, well, then you could become a member
and I'm like yeah, yeah yeah, And I'm like yeah,
I said she might be.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
She's been here a few times. So he goes, okay,
what times your massage?

Speaker 4 (48:34):
I was like, I don't know. He goes, okay, let's
go to the front desk. So we go.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
He brings me back to the front desk and they're like, oh, well,
your mineral bath is in fifteen minutes. And I'm like okay,
and so he goes, okay, go back to the locker room, change,
go to your robe. Nude is optional. You're under your
robe of course, right and you know. I'm sorry, I'm

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still got my underwear on. So I changed. They're like okay,
so he followed me.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Yo.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
He there's like a room with just doors. He opens
the door. He's like, okay, you being here for fifteen minutes.
On the wall there's one of those sand timers. So
he flips it upside down. He's like, this is not exact,
but it's about fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
I'm sorry, what are those cold?

Speaker 4 (49:25):
I don't remember?

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Go ahead, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
So he goes I'll knock. I'll come back in fifteen
minutes when you're when your time is up.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
So yo.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
In this room, there's like a big tub that the
jakud the bubbles are going and shit, okay, So I'm like,
all right, what do I do? Am I supposed to
take a bath in this There ain't no bars of soap,
you know, I don't know. So I know I'm supposed

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to get in his mug, but I'm not gonna wet
my underwear because i gotta get a massage.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
And then I remember, yo, they told me nude. You
know I could be nude if I want. So I
take off my underwear.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
It's called an hourglass.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
Hour glass okay. So I take off my underwear and
and you know, I'm kind of.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Fucking nervous because there's glass that goes outside, but it's
covered because it's like natural lighting.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Would you mad? Dark?

Speaker 4 (50:24):
Like?

Speaker 3 (50:25):
So I'm in this tub that you barely you fit in,
but you know it ain't you mongous?

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Right?

Speaker 3 (50:32):
And so I'm sitting there and I'm telling myself, I
know I'm supposed.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
To be relaxing. I know I'm supposed to be relaxing, but.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Fuck, is he just gonna walk in and be like
all right, times up, you know. So now I'm constantly
looking at this hour glass and and I'm sitting in
this this bathtub not a tub, but you know what
I'm saying. Right, So, now about five minutes in, I
start feeling like my hands are soft but they're not
getting wrinkly. And I'm like, oh, this is this is

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And when I initially got in, yeah, it was mad hot.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
You get used to it, but initially it's like, fuck,
it's hot.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Right.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
So but here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
I keep looking at that hour glass because I don't
know what's going on. So the hour glass finishes and
I'm like, okay, do I get out? You know, I'm
like what, I don't know what to do. So then
a couple of minutes after that, he bangs on the
door back bank bang, and he doesn't say anything, and

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the door don't open.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
So I yell out, I said, am I am? I
supposed to come out now?

Speaker 3 (51:36):
And then in the disc I can hear him say yeah.
I'm like all right, So I get out, I dry off,
I put my robe on, I walk out.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
He's and he's like.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Okay, well I'm taking you to where the massage area is.
So I walk out there and my old uddy's there
waiting for me. It's like big gass waiting room. There's
other people there too. So she's like, how'd you like it?

Speaker 4 (51:56):
And I just pretty much told her what I told you.
I'm like, yo, I couldn't.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
I could and get a grasp, but when I was
supposed to do She's like, you're supposed to do nothing,
that's the point. And I was like, yeah, I can't
look at that hourglass. I didn't know if he was
gonna walk in. I just didn't get it.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
I didn't know if I was supposed to clean the
pool like whatever.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
So then these two messuses come, you know check. I
was like, yeah. So they take us into the room.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Were they both females?

Speaker 4 (52:23):
Yeah, so, uh you know. They they explained to us
what they're gonna do.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
It's for an hour and uh so we get our
massage and so the my massuse's telling me, okay, what
kind of massage you want? I say, well, I'm getting
the stones right. She's like yeah, because you remember I
liked the hot stones and so she says, yeah, getting
something are like cool. She goes, well, do you want
me when I'm massaging, you want me going hard? I
was like, nah, I said, like medium, softer medium. She's

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like okay, So she's tuning massage and bro, she starts
hitting points and I'm like, I'm in pain, kid, you
know she's digging. And I'm like, but I don't want
to sound like a bitch and say yo, no, you
know what I'm saying, cause I already told her if
that's medium, yo.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Right what? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (53:10):
So she does the missa and again it was just
too hard. It was just too hard on me. I
couldn't fall asleep, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (53:19):
So, uh that was your own fault for not being
able to under So we're done. Uh So like okay,
thank you.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
Boom boom boom.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
So my wife and I we walk out. And so
now we're hanging out in that commune communal area where
the salt caves are. They call them salt caves. Well again,
they're just rooms, right. So my wife's like, you want
to go in there, and I was like sure, and
they got lounge chairs in there, so we're just chilling
in there. You know, you can't taste the salt, you

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can't see the salt, so I'm gonna call bullshit.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
On the salt, you know.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
But we're in there and she's kind of falling asleep
and I'm relaxing, to admit. So after about a half
an hour, she's like, you want to get out? I
was like yeah, I said, I'm not getting it, you know.
And then when we when you come out, you know,
sometimes if you're exposed for something so long, even fresh
air tastes different. I'm like, I don't taste anything different.
She's like, yeah, me either. I call bullshit. I'm like, yeah,

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I do too.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
So we go to the pool.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
And we get our cabana and they're like, hey, with
the cabana, you get a fresh fruit plate.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
So they bring us the fresh fruit.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
There's misters, there's a fan yo', it's it's a lounge, chairs,
it's couches, there's a TV. My already puts the football
game on.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Wow. So it's like legit.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Yeah, it's like, oh, we're hanging out, you know, with
chit chatting, We're watching TV, eating fruit. I'm looking at
the menu for the cafe. It's like, I'm not gonna
say it's health food, but it ain't like chicken wings.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
You ain't getting a burger.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
You know, it's flat breads, it's salads, and I'm like, okay,
I got me a chicken salad sandwich, which I have
to make. It was good. Yeah, it was good and
it was dark. It was probably good six inches tall.
It was like a gigantic hamburger bun.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
I go there just for the sandwich.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
Bro it was. I ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
It was pretty good. You know, they got refrigerated waters.
My lady gets a flat bread. So we're chilling. I
fall as see if I take a nap, you know,
wake up. She snapping boom and boom. So let's say
it's about three o'clock at this point, three to four. Okay,
She's like, hey, after this, when we go to the

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casino across the street, because we love our pizza and
wings from there, it's Impauls Brings. I'm like cool.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
So then I asked her. I said, yo, when you
come here, you just fucking do this all day and
hang out.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
She's like, yeah, it's a spa day. And I was like,
I'll be honest with because I didn't get it, I
kind of get it now. So like at this for
these last three hours, I could have went and got it,
went them zero gravity chairs and chilled, took a nap.
She's like yeah, and she like, I said, there's a
room in the men's side that has just chairs and

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there's like a TV and dudes are on their phones,
you know, vegging out. And she's like, well, yeah, that's
what a spot day is. And I'm like, I didn't know.
I had no clue. And I said, because this is
why I mentioned the cruise. My first my first massages
multiple were on cruises. You go there, you get your massage,

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and you leave right so and I said, and it
makes sense now when you told me when I went
for the massage at the casino, you asked me what
I did. I was like, I got my massage and
I went home and you were like that's it. And
I'm like, well, what else am I supposed to do?
So possibly, if I ever do this again, I get it.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
Now.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Do you feel like it was enticing enough to you
to go do it again? Because you're like, fuck, now,
I get it. I want to see what it's really like.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
I wouldn't say Tyson, and I wouldn't do it for myself,
but if my laces for another anniversary A we booked
another spot there.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
I'll be all right, but just know, you know I
didn't tell her this. I'm gonna tell her now.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
I might be fucking around with those other things for
a little while, so you might be alone. You know
what I'm saying. A couple's massages cool, but you know
I'm a fucking I'm gonna go take a nap.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
On that zero.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
I was fucking around, but you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Because we lived as a couple, so I figured, okay,
you know I didn't get.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
It go through everything together. Yeah, that's kind of dope, though.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Actually I'm not gonna get my nails done and stuff,
but you know, you ain't gotta kick it for I
used to get my nails done back in the day,
did you really Yeah, I get to clear polish on them,
you know, my late teens, early twenties, late teens.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
Yeah, god, P I m P. Come on, player, don't
hate the game. Don't hate the player. I hate the game.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
But here's here's here's what turn the night, turn the
day into not that great of a day.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
We go to the casino to eat.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
You could tell the waiter was kind of new, so
he's like, hey, my name is Alex. I'm here to
you know, but does this deal? Can I get you tout?
You off with something to drink?

Speaker 4 (58:30):
Cool? Yeah, we just ordered some sodas you know, we
got to drive home.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
We're still relaxed, you know, everything's mellow. Oh at the
spa they don't serve beer. It's just wine and that's
it as.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Far as alcohol. So are you supposed to relax wine?
I guess so.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Uh So the dude comes back and we already know
what we want, so I tell the kid, yo, let's
get you know, eighteen piece wings and a pepperoni pizza.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
He's like, that's it, Like, that's it cool. My man
leaves until we're waiting there for a while, and the
people who take the order, the waiter, it's not the
person that brings the food. They got runners.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
Right right right, So the runners are going, runners are going.
I finished my soda before the food comes. I have
to flag him down. Yo, can I get a refill?

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (59:32):
Yes, of course. Cool. Our wings could arrive. Cool, big
ass big plate of wings, but they never bought like
the small plates with the napkins. So we eat a
couple of wings and we got to put the bones

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back on the plate with the wings, so have to
flag the flag.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Did you put them on the table?

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
We got class anyways, but.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
You wouldn't have a classics. They didn't bring no fucking plates, bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
So I asked for the plates. They brought us the plates.
So we're we're grubbing right, Yo. We get done with
probably thirty percent of the wings. Forty percent of the wings.
Ain't no pizza, So flag down the way again. Hey,
where's the pizza? Oh, it should be coming out in
any minute.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Cool. We kind of stopped eating.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
He ran back there and put it in right down there.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
Huh, I don't know. Yo, another cup, dude, at least
another good five minutes. Goes by. Hey, any word on
that pizza. He's like, oh, I'm like, hey, I said,
just to let you know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
We ordered pizza and wings because we like to eat
them together. Wings are getting cold and the pizza ain't
come out yet. I said, you know, can you? He goes,
you know, we're short staffed in the kitchen right now.
And I'll tell you what. I'll take these wings back.
I'll put them under the hot lamp and then I'll

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bring them back when when the pizza comes out, all right,
that sounds like who. Three minutes later, the pizza comes
out with the runner. Okay, not even a minute later,
the dude comes back with our wings.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Perfect. He didn't put those wings on the No, he lamped?

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Man?

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
Yeah, long man?

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Did you tell them, Hey, guys, just bring them both
out together.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
I'm gonna have to do that from now on. Yeah,
because I'm giving him two outs, two, not just one,
but two. Number one, he's new. You could tell he
was new. Okay, number two. I ordered the wings, which
is an appetizer, and I ordered a pizza, which is

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they would consider an entree. So I'm gonna cut him
a little sleigh and say, maybe he thought to bring
the wings out first because it's an appetizer and put
the pizza in later.

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
But no, it was It was no kid.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
And to be honest, they like they would bring out
the the wings and then you know, you eat like
one or two, and then the pizza would be there.

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
We've never had an issue with the Rench Marage or
the cathedral City Cathedral.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Mmm. That's so.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
I don't know if I ever told you, this, but
when my wife and I are looking forward to a meal,
or even something to eat. If it's just a single
thing and it doesn't come out the way it always has. Yeah,
we always say we need to do over. So we
looked at each other and we were like, yeah, we're

(01:02:48):
gonna need a do over, and we're gonna need to do.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
It at our spots.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Wow. All right.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
It was very disappointing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
That way, you can go.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Back and compare the two and be like, Okay, so
it was that particular one.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
We know what it was, so we're not going to
go back, at least not to eat there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Damn. Bro.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
Yeah, it was very disappointing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
So we're running out of time here. I am somewhere.
I gotta be what Yeah, bro, I had to go.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
You cut it short last time. I know we got
subjects to talk about.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
I know, I know, but I have I had to
go pick up my my truck. It's being worked on
and it should be done at shortly. Should go pick
it up before.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
The end of the day.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
You ain't right. I know you are not right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
It's just my feelings hurt and I can't continue.

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
I got a couple of days to talk about.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Okay, you got a birthday shout out, you got damn kid,
just some love mentions.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
What what do you got?

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
How long ago did we? Did we? Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
Okay, I want to say happy anniversary to and the
rest of the Besaras we met uh huh we met
at soccer for the kids where our kids were on

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the same soccer team in two thousand and six. Soccer
signups just happened as the Lilu kids are starting to
play ay as well. So since people make up anniversaries
for a lot of things, I just made ours, so
happy anniversary to the Becerras and the Pacheco's two thousand

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and six.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
That is nineteen years. Yeah, nineteen years.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Kid, Happy birthday, Happy anniversary.

Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
I'm sure that he doesn't realize that. Uh damn kid.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
Me off Guarden, say what my anniversary around the twelfth,
of course? Twenty nine years, twenty nine years, Happy anniversary, love,
happy anniversary, mister check.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Oh damn. October is an odd month. I see nothing
happened in Harley.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
That's because it's those would be uh January babies.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
Excuse me, my apologies found one twenty seventh of October.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Twenty seventh of October, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Ruben guitarist roberts Son turns twenty two. Wow, happy birthday, Rubin.
God damn happy Halloween.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Yeah, Halloween's coming up.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
Holy shit, that's it, Ruben.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Are you still doing that at your house? Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Oh am, I invited doing what? Will you hand out
candies and have it blowburn? Never mind, we'll talk about
that off the here.

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
Well, we could talk about it now to get it
over with saying you could cry into the same tissue.
I'm not sure if you knew we're we're going up
to Wine Country.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
All right, everybody, we will have a good night and
excuse you guys are going up to Wine Country?

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
What so? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Okay, we rented a house. And when you say we,
you mean like that group you just mentioned that you've
known since nineteen years now, yep, yes, cool, All right on,
you guys have a great time, good times, you know. Wow,

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just like it's fucking twenty sixteen again? All right, everybody? Well,
shit happens? What are you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Hey, well, congratulations on being married to other for so long.
I've known both of you guys forever, and it's great
to see you guys and all together.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
And I would have invited you to you. I invite
you to everything. So anything as you're not invited to
has nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
To do with me.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
I'm not sure. I got you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
I got you, I'm good and everybody else we mentioned guys,
thank you so much for taking the time to listen.
I'm sorry that we were taking time here and there.
I won't be able to record next week because I yeah,
some personal going on, bro, I can't and it's not
my business that I'm dealing with, so I don't want
to put it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Out there, but I gotta go take care of it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
It's a little family, little family thing, So get that
taken care of, and then the finaling week will be
back be back home. Cool, unless you're going to Chicago
or I'm good as the nova.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
Fuck you. I'm just kidding. I don't like wine anyways.

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
Shoot flying there, Randerer Manson, you know how we do?

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
No, I don't because I don't do that kind of shit.
So whatever, all right, all right, guys, let you guys
see you soon.