The Birthday Buddy Effect w/ Maia Xaria

Episode Transcript

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Okay, what's going about? Thisis Roster h the bird Bank, Missfits
and you listen to the mister thefact and of course I'm want to growing
my wonderful, brilliant, beauty telfulco host, Miss Sarah Lakes. Hello,
everybody, we back at it againand today we actually have a very

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special guest. But one of thethings that I will actually tell you about
her before anything else is we havethe same birthday. Yes, first of
all, Aquarius gang, Okay,it's our birthday just passed. So I
don't go get our gift or somethingfor me, you know, go subscribe

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to your page and have that bea gift to me. Please go go
show some love to the beautiful,the amazing Maya's are you my greatest tattoo?
Where's that? It's right on mymouth? Oh? I see it?

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Oh tattoos. I'm interest. Howmany tattoos do you have? I
have fourteen? Exactly? Oh Ihave only only have I only have four
and I have none at all varietyon this channel. So please tell us.

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Hello's about to say? Who areyou? Yeah, describe yourself?
How would you describe Maya? Iwant to describe Maya. I would definitely
say bright, full of energy.Yes, I am chaotic, definitely very

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wild, very wilde. I doesn'thave it, I do wash it all
the time and hard girl for sure. I loved have fun very fuck yeah,
I love that description of you.You definitely from the times that I've

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like hung out with you, you'vedefinitely been like energetic pretty much all of
the time. Besides the part whereyou were like falling asleep in my lap
but like or on my shoulder.But you know, besides that, when
was when when was this sleeping orthat was after the Expis Awards show.

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I think right after the Expiss Awardshow, we were heading back to Hazel's
bm B and we were kind ofdriving around doing stuff like waiting, uh,
you know, waiting for the foodand everything, and she was like
falling asleep from my shoulder and Iwas like falling asleep on the house.
But besides that, she's pretty energetic, like sleep y'all don't have a sleep

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stants and award. So I justdidn't. I just didn't go to exactly
exactly real. But what else canI say about you? Oh, we
definitely had a lot of fun thatValentine's Fake show. Do you want to

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let them know a little bit moreabout your experience with that. Yes,
I would love to know that experience. I did come a little bit late
during the stream, but one itwas my first time ever meeting all of
these women, so I was justlike over excited. I love being a
part of our little tour contest thatwe had. Definitely see it all right,

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that was so much fun. See, I don't think that because I
know I was in uh, Iwas bouncing around stream the scream because some
because some of it was on Instagramhim until he hit a certain point where
I was on. I was insomebody on somebody's only fans watching it because

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they had they had a free onlyfans. So I was sitting there like
saying, I'm supporting, but youknow, like I'm not gonna stay here
the whole time. I missed acontest. Yeah, that was outside after
the stream was that was that wassadly sadly was not a stream. So

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y'all yeah, yeah, yeah,y'all kept away to good stuff. Mm
hmmm. I mean we did doa moaning contest though, Yes, I
was, I was, I was, I was working and I was I
wasn't my lingual moan. The entireroom got like even quieter. I feel

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like like there was like a gas. Now I'm interested, I'm I'm missing.
I got to hear it now,both for y'all mm hmmm. And
then in her right, I lovebed you see her, you see you
see she avoided you avoided it,right, I said, I missed it.

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It was like, nah, youdon't use it right. They're just
gonna have to go to our onlyfans if they want to hear it.
Small right, Yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm
joking. I'm joking. Ahead,No, I know, go ahead,
what you were saying, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. What

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are you saying? Uh? Maya? Oh? I was just talking about
when I first walked in there duringour shoot and you're over there selling your
product to a fan, and Iwas like, I love it, sexy
biting queen. That ship so funto do, Like I don't I don't

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speak Spanish too often, but Ifeel like when I do it kind of
shocks people, you know, likepartially because I am fluent in it,
but I don't like over fetishizing it, you know, like kind of just
like dropping it here and there,a little bit like whoa buppy like stuff

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like that, without kind of overexaggerating that aspect of me. Mm hmm.
Was uh was this your first conventionthat you just went to? X
three? Yes, she's so shy. Now, It's okay, said,

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I'm really shy. It's just us. It is just us, just we're
just sitting back kind of the conversation. It's not like we've all met before.
You've met me and you've mist Sarah. You've seen her naked. You
haven't seen me naked. Is ascary sight, you know, to see
me naked. So it's all good, you know, it's whatever, you

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know, just have just have funwith it. It's okay. You don't
gotta be shy. So do youplan on going Do you plan on going
to any more of these divisions outhere? Or since that was your first
one, how was it for you? It was to me personally, it
was a lot of a different experiencefor me and I I won't say technically

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that was my first experience. Idid work at Exonica as a hottie fired
and that was kind of my firstever experience through all of it, and
it was very nice. It wasjust like, of course I went there
black Tail Drug, I was andexpecting. I didn't even know about three

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X. Yeah, I didn't expectedgoing there, So it was just a
whole different experience. But it wasalso just like completely fun because I got
to meet so many people. Ijust wish I could have done more and
I knew a little bit more aboutit so I could really promote myself in
my work and didn't go out therejust being a fucking mess just talking to

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people. You wasn't a mess.You were you were, you were,
you were upstairs, you were nice, you were friendly. Uh, you
got you go this some pictures,you know people. You know. The
thing is just like especially for someonewho's new to a lot of stuff,
and that's not like one of theyou know, as you said, you

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were a HETI girl for Exotica,so you're you're actually at a booth.
It's all about you know, justmeeting you know, potential fans. Yes,
that's so true. It's all aboutmeeting new people and then essentially showing
your personality because even if you don'thave things to give out or merge to
sell, you're there to show yourself, you know, because at the end

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of the day. What are youselling yourself? Obviously porn, but what
you're selling is yourself. That personality, that beauty is what they're looking at,
and that's what they're looking for aswell. Like you get distracted by
somebody and she I would say theSyuah was teaching me a lot of snuff

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while I was out there. Itwas wonderful talking to her. I try.
You know, I don't know everythingthere is to know about this industry,
but I do know that especial whenyou're a new beat, I can
help you out like little tips andtricks of the trade. So connect with

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this are you because I know itsays kind of creator when you're thinking,
are you trying to enter the mainform? Are you still going to stay
on the content creator side of it? I always wanted to be on the
main form. It's something I'm definitelytrying to work for and I'm slowly getting

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there. I've been so how Istarted was doing my nude modeling. That's
where I started for when I waseighteen, and that's what I've constantly been
doing until I started dancing, andthat's where the kind of started coming from.
So being where I was from,I was originally from Nebraska. It's

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coming more, bigger and bigger forme, and I really wanted to tap
into more stuff so I can learna lot more and do bigger things for
myself. I just love that foryou. Yeah, so essentially, like
you just want to be able toexpand your trade into different forms exactly like

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I content create, but I wantto be I kind of want to dive
more into the industry. I wantto do a lot of things. At
the end of the day, whatdo you want to do? This is
about two what do you want todo? Where? What does what does
Bryan see herself doing? Maya seesherself one not only a model, she's

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also I love torn So I wantto be a very good torn start.
After going to all those expos andads and stuff, m nominated for any
of those things. That's one ofmy biggest goals right now is to try
to work to get overnad for thosethings so I can go to them experience
that you don't you don't get on'tthat be nominated to go? Very true?

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I mean, because like the thingis this because like not saying I'm
not gonna say nothing, but Iknow if I've known some people as want
going to like be not needed forlike four years in a row for something,
and they've never won. I mean, it's just that nomination because like
some of the stuff is by fans, some of the stuff is by an

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industry personnel, and like just gettingthat nomination means somebody's seeing your talent.
Mm hm exactly. I feel likethat nomination is showing people that you're being
seen, you know, like notgonna go too much into the politics of

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what it takes to like win andall that, but it's really more about,
like I like the Fan Awards,you know, I don't necessarily tell
people, hey, come vote forme, come vote for me. I
just say, hey, the linkis out, prenominations are out. This
is that time. Go and supportyour favorites. It doesn't have to be
me, it can be whoever itis that the first person you think of,

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go vote for them, show themthat support in any way that you
can, you know. And andI feel like that way you're partially able
to sell like help other people,you know, like help your fellow performers,
but that way you're also kind ofhinting at them, like, hey,
guys, go all help me hereif I'm If I'm your favorite,

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go vote for me. If I'mnot, that's okay. You don't have
to tell me. Go for everyonethat's involved. Like I mean, like
you said, you said you haveyou say you have a contany, you
have a content, you do content. So there are some war shows that
are just for uh content creation,So you you don't you have to be

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a mainstream person for any of those. Well questions if if you do go
mainstream, like who are the topfive people you want to work with?
The top five people I want towork with? Mm hmm. Well,
and I don't shoot, so youcan't say, Man, I'm sorry because

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I love my Prais girls, mybest friends on the Quarians weld birthday,
right, Yes, I love that. I feel like our energy on camera
would just goes so well together.You know, can I can? I
can? I can? I tellher the February eighteenth idea? Yeah,

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so check this up. So wewere talking the other day and I said,
you know what, because it wasyour birthday, is her birthday?
It is uh like eight other girlsin the industry birthdays. And I was
saying, right, you know what, y'all all should just get together and
just do one big thing and justcall it like, uh, February eighteenth

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or something like that, and justhave all all these uh you can set
up as you know, you canrelease it. You can release it,
you can release it whenever, youcan release it, whenever, you can
shoot it, whenever, you canjust say, all our birthdays and February
eighteens or a birthday cake, andy'all all like saying, let's all celebrate

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our birthdays together, blow out thecandles, and then y'all just y'all just
sex, you know, and it'sjust a whole big old February eighteenth,
get down, February eight eighteenth,right eighty eighteenths get down and then just

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all y'all just you know, doingyou know, uh and all the stuff
y'all do. I don't know whaty'all are into, but you know all
the stuff that y'all do. Ijust said that'ld be perfect. There's lots
and lots of things we could dowith that, you know, But I
think that'd be so funny. Likewho is it? Uh? Skin Diamonds

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birthday is the same as ours?But I Valentina also Jill Cassidy, who
else? Kiddy Jaguar of course rightthere. It's funny I lost count,

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just say yeah, seven right rightthere. Well I included her too,
so okay, yeah, So Idon't know who else, but I know
there was like one or two morenames, and I'm like, damn,
there's a lot of birthdays, andit's just that's a popular day to you
know, be born and then comeout and say, you know what they
get the sexy body exactly. Youcan see it on camera. You can

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see me grin on that on onstuff, right. I feel like that
would be an awesome way to likeessentially celebrate our birthday on like on a
camera. Yes, but it's it'sit's so much that you can do with
it, and it's and then likepeople like me who like girl girls stuff,

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like they would just eat that upexactly, all girl orgy. I'm
sure there's going about to be oneor two guys whose birthday is on ours.
But like I've only heard women's birthdays, Like, I've never heard any
man same day as ours. NobodyI know imporant birthdays the same days.

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Start looking them up, I mean, because everybody I know who's imporn as
birthday is in it's in February likeI know, like for example, yesterday,
like yesterday when this was recorded,was Scottie PA's birthday. So it's
kind of like everybody i'd know isborn in the lather part of the rather

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part of February. M oh.I know, Zuri's birthday was in February
two, and then there was abunch of February birthdays and I don't know
like what that what that is,but like maybe it's because we're all like
artistic, like you know, likethe artistic side of us is like all

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goes into porn or something like,I don't know why why is there so
many foreign stars where we're born inFebruary. That's like a good question,
you know, because we're just sexual. It's okay, well I think we're
just sex. I don't want tosay sex one time, but we're very
sexy. We're very sexual people.Yeah, And I feel like, not

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that we like to find out,but aquariuses, I feel like we tend
to be unique. We tend tostand out in one way, shape or
form. Mm hmmm. So drums, so we don't do the normal things.
We're gonna go do that exactly,And I feel like that's very well
known about a Quarius just kind ofgoing to the beat of her own drum

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and just doing random things. AndI feel like maybe that is why there's
a lot of porn stars born inFebruary, born in these months. On
a side note, Yeah, I'mnot wearing panties. My knees are open,
so like I don't, I don't. I don't see anything, do

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you You're not You're not up highenough. I'm letting her breathe. That's
why. That's why I said,like like he like way her shirt was.
I'm like, it is something thatpop out. I just had to
put it on a different website thanputting it on putting this on YouTube.
However, that's why I am.However, Uh, who else you take?

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You said one person? That's so, Sarah, who else of your
of your top five? Yeah,back to that top five people you want
you want to film with? Youhaven't yet, so another one of the
people you brought up. So reallyfunny. I was thinking about this today
to talk about because one of thefew foresters that I don't really know if

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she doesn't work anymore, but skinDiamond was one of the few people who
look up to when I first startedthe first video I ever mastered Me to
Do was with skin Diamond Broughdy Rotten, So okay, yeah that one.
Yeah, she's definitely one of thefirst people I watched. Also her Vicky

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Chase, Vikie Chase. I knowexactly what you're talking, yes, and
that I really would like to workwith because these two people I always could
claim that we look alike. Idon't think so. I think it's because
of our height and because of oursand color. I always get Brittany White

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hm hmm. The girl I can't, I can not. I see,
I see, I see more MinaMina Carlisle when it comes to her.
Yeah, I see, I cansee. I could see that, like
people are trying to mistake you fromMina Carlisle, like Mina Carlile. Yes,

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I can see that too. Notone I could see, but I
don't know, like I also gotmany of the Stallion which I have never
I have never met. Valentina isborn born the same day too. Yeah,
I'm looking it up and like,I'm like, uh, maybe it's

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because I know many, but likeI don't know, like I don't think
you look like her, maybe becauseI mean she's still shorter than you.
But like I feel like maybe partiallybecause of height because in a short front
a woman, you know, andthe guys do wigs every once in a
while. But I don't know,Yeah, I don't see see that one,

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and that one's very change. Iwas like, okay, okay,
but she's also very beautiful and rightthe tee and like any of those,
I wouldn't even be offended. I'mjust kind of like, I don't see
it, but okay, like Ithink you're trying to give me a compliment.
There got it? That was thatexactly? That's all? Like,

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like, oh, I look likethat got its? All right? I
found one. I found one activeperformer that's a male that is still active
that has the same birthday as you, and I've never heard of him before.
Jason Carrera. Who the exactly comeup? Because I'm looking at I'm

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looking at I'm looking at birthdays rightnow, born February eighteenth, and uh,
they have a really really really badpicture of you on here I get
you, Sarah picture. They willa picture of you like that's obviously from
your first year and on Penny Pack'sbirthday the same day as y'all too.

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Who's Penny Packs? Oh, okay, she's fun. Yeah yeah, but
how do you describe her like he'sa male? But you? But yeah,
so anyway, that's too so onemore right? Who is the last?

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Who is the last person? Whoelse you want to smash this year?
Who else? Like this? Thenext person? You say, I
have their number one texting right now, and say this girl want to work
with you? This girl want towork with you? Yeah, okay,
start thinking. Hold on, Ihave a I have a long I've been
I've been, I've been around foryears. I know everybody going off topic

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and they get right back to it. You know, flag names you want
to I'm listening women. I meanit's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
You want to get down with women. It's just because we're putting you
on the spot that your mind isgoing to play. That's really what it

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is. Where that's all so youlike? You don't? The thing is
I called him dustin in my mind, but I know he's like the biggest.
I want to fu the biggest.You want to find the name,

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yes, tolerated dread, dread?Trent, I said dread. You said
the biggest about dread? I knowa lot about Brazila too. He came
up to me during next Zaca.I was so scared because I've seen his

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word. Yeah you are you?Are you scared of him? Are you
scared of what he has? I'mscared of what he has? Like that's
a big one. I don't knowwhat I could do with it, well
because like like like what are you? Like? What? How trong?
Are you? Five? Poor?Oh? So you got you got some
height to you. So he wokeup to you and say how you doing?

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Give you a hug and you justfeel like your arm touching you when
it's not your arm. So Idon't know that's gonna be. I'm gonna
try. I mean, I don'ttry. I think it is like if
you if you actually watch some ofthe videos, it doesn't go in all

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the way people like people like actuallygrab and just hold right there and they
get brows on it whatever, andlike you see the time like, hey,
that's that's the distance you can go. Now, that's that's all I
can take. That's kind of insaneto watch porn like that, you know,

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where it doesn't go all the wayin like you know, partially like
you want it to go all theway in but you're just like, I
don't freaky. I mean, likelike you brought up MANI the Stallion.
It's kind of like she's she'd betaking some she be taking like some big
EM's and it goes like almost allthe way again, It's like where does

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that go in your little body?You know? For real? Yes,
I feel like through I know,your stomachur mm hmmm. So funny because
one of the scenes that I diddo well, one of the scenes for
VR that I did, she wasone of the people that they had thought

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about hiring for it, but becauseI'm sure, they ended up hiring me
instead. Mind you, I'm fiveto one, so I am still relatively
short and petite. But they hadme be a tooth fairy just and then
they had like really like tall likeuh, the like the other cast,

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like the other guy and the girl. They were like six feet tall.
And I was like, god damn, like I feel like the motherfucking tooth
fairy right now, and my goodness, oh wow. I was like whoa
looking up at them, like eventhe girl was tall. Fuck. I
was like okay, hm, well, so I'm gonna do this. So

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what what what do you do forfun? Outside? The industry, like
what what? What? What bringsyou joy? Yeah? Every question,
every question I ask is about itis for you. This is this is
this is this is all about you. Every other city that really bring me

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joy. Besides not only shooting,my modeling definitely, at the end of
the day is my hobby. That'smy happiness. It keeps me saying,
not only that I love to cook, I like to eat. What do
you like to cook? I don'tspeak to girls, so I'll make you

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anything. Okay, okay? Questiondo you know do you know how to
make my favorite cookie in the wholewhite world. It's called snickerdoodles? Oh
yeah, I can make a doodle. God's that's that's that's the way to

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get a ring. That's easy.You didn't hear what I say. That's
how. That's how you get aring. You know how you know how
to make a good snicker doodles,and you know how to make but not
a pudding correctly, you can geta ring. Okay. Unpopular opinion?
Do you know like you say,you don't know how to make it?

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Favors, but I don't like howthey get soggy when you make it sometimes,
Well it depends. Like the thingis this because some people use actual
box pudding, and if we usebox pudding, I kind of want to
throw it at your head because no, you use you use, yeah,
you use the condemn it's milk,and you use you know, the like

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you get you know, get thevanilla wafers and then you get you know,
you get the condensed milk and youget the other ingredients and like it
does get a little soggy, butit's only even sits for like four or
five days. It doesn't last thatlong with me. If you use you
know how to make it correctly.You gotta get the the you know,
condensed milk, you gotta get thevanilla flavoring. You gotta, you gotta,

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you gotta get the correct stuff.And yeah, that's because banana pudding
is my favorite dessert. But that'sone thing that I have not mastered on
the mix because I love to Iused to love to make snickerdudles. I
used to make them every day backin the day. Yeah, I make
cookies for office is not easy.Bana play might be a different story.

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I don't make because I don't likeDo you not like bananas? I love
bananas? So he's still I hatebananas, but banana pudding is my favorite
dessert. If you don't use thepudding mix, it tastes so differently because

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the pudding mixes toothing go thick andthe other one is more so. If
you I'll find it somewhere where someoneuses the condensed milk way and it's more.
It's more, it's more silky thanthan than thick. And because it's

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not so thick, it tastes somuch better. And yeah, you like
it thick, but you got torealize this is your taste buds. Your
taste buds and everything else is different. It's like I like pain, but
I hate toothpain. It's a differenttype of pain. It was a different
type of thing, you know.So you got with that one. I'm

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just I'm just saying I'm all aboutthe things that taste good, and that
is pretty true. But still,I don't even know when's the last time
I had banana pudding. That's likedessert. As much as I would love
to, I don't know. Ialways freet about dessert. Somebody somebody.

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So I go to this pop upand like somebody over there had banana putting
the correct way and they'd never beenback since and it was so good.
Dang, that'd be like such acock teas for you. And it lives
like right there by where they doit too. He's it's literally like around

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the corner from his house, andit's a it's another it's another one person
who does it too. But theyrarely have banana pudding. They because the
gumbo place. Oh okay, yeah, they usually have the beach cobbler.
The beach was good too. Ilike, you know, I made peach
copper at least do you guys?You say, what do you guys like

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peaches? Yeah? I have apeach tree. Do you have a peach
tree? I didn't know that peachesare my least favorite fruit. Yes,
what is it? What is whatis your favorite? What is your favorite?
The cee we have something in common, mangos down when when I lived

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in Florida, I had a mangotree, a huge mango tree. And
I think I was telling Sarah thestory before, like I hate guns,
I really really do. However,like when I lived there in Florida,
it wasn't when I first moved there, I didn't know about the areas and

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it wasn't the best area to beand I was stuck there for a year.
So I kept a gun next tomy my desk. But I had
this peach tree or whatever, andI had just like this mango tree,
and like I hear something by thebackyard and like I go to grab it,
and I'm like slowly walking to thedoor, like, please, don't
have nobody trying to break in myhouse. I don't like touching this gun.

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I don't like shooting it. Ican hold it, and if they
they do anything towards me, I'mjust gonna get overpowered because I wouldn't be
too scared to use it. Butit was just so kids that had like
climb up because they had to reallyclimb. They had to be some be
some curious George's crap, you know. And then you see them just like
climbing out on the on the branchbecause it was a big, huge tree.

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It was like a huge tree justtrying to get there. I'm like,
they're not even ready yet. Andthen I walk out there you see
the kid quickly like jump down andrun and I'm like, hey, y'all,
look, look, look, look, look stop stop. And I'm
like look, it's a big tree. I'm not gonna eat all these peaches
up here. They're not even readyyet. But just knock on my door

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so I know you're back there.I don't care about you getting anything,
just not so I know you're backthere, because yeah, I don't want
to shoot you. Yeah, Iwouldn't do the shooting Nola. Back then,
I had like a roommate and Iwould give you like, hey,
can you like someone in the backyard, because like I think, no,

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I've only ever tried a gun twicein my life when I got my permit
and when I when I learned howto shoot. That's it. He's a
gun expert. I'm not, Ohyeah expert. See, I've been to
the gun range. I do notown Okay, I don't know if I

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would consider myself an expert, butI know we grew up with that,
like shooting on the weekends type ofthing. I was like prior military,
So I definitely know how to shootdifferent types of weapons and I even know

(36:06):
how to ask throw see on onlythe only thing you will see me shoot
is a water day. Yeah.I may not be a violent person,
but I can become one. Ineeded not a violent person. But I
am a protected person. Let's saythat now, I would say I'm very
protective. I'm just not. Ijust like I would, you know,

(36:30):
go on my way to protect somebody. But I'm not a viot. I
don't want to kill anybody. Iget that. I mean, I'm not.
I'm not. I'm not. I'mnot. I'm not afraid to say,
hey, can you go handle thisto somebody else? But I wouldn't
be the one to actually perpetrate.Yeah. No, I'd probably get in

(36:54):
trouble for jumping the gun a littletoo quickly, you know so, But
no, what is your favorite fruit? She said? Hers was mango.
Fine, mine is watermelon. Watermelon. You guys, get on. She's
the only one I have for me. I love that love him too,

(37:21):
He's so sweet, the only likemy favorite my favorite fruit is like it's
like really obscure because when I sayto people to be like that is so
random. My favorite fruit is kiwifrom school. That's why I fell in
love with it. Like I usedto be the one. But you know,
everybody said you're going to eat that, you know, on your plate

(37:43):
whatever growing up and high school,in middle school, whatever, I usually
just take everybody's kiwi. I usuallyI really like it because they used to
cut it in half for us,so it wasn't like we had to cut
so I mean I would have likea total of like like four or five

(38:06):
kiwises on my table eating, eatingthe kiwied more than whatever the main this
was that day. Oh my gosh, I love kiwi is the best thing
in existence. Yes though, ohyes see that makes me want one of
those, like women made drinks fromWendy's. Oh you have those? Those

(38:31):
are so good their food though differentstory to my butt. You either that
or like with the sonic ice perfectcombo? What is it? What is
your favorite thing to? Uh?To cook them and cook bake then?

(38:54):
Cause you said you could more desserts, rightly, But I love I liked
a lot, so I make alot of past Ye lost the ring.
I lost the ring because like youknow, you don't feel like a pudding.

(39:19):
I no, I joke, butI hate pasta. I hate anything
with a noodle. I love no, No, I like I like news.
I don't like noodles. This ain'tto be dating, okay, No,

(39:44):
I was joking, I was,I'd said earlier, Like you know
about that I was joking, that'swhat he knows. But no, Yeah,
I can't do noodles. I nevercould. I make you say,
what I make really come back ofcheese? Is that that's still noodles?

(40:09):
No, because my sister, mysister was, is the one that lets
you know how everybody has a family, like a family barber or whatever.
She's the one that everybody goes toto make it for everybody, for all
the family functions. And I'm like, I have no idea what that what
hers tastes like because I don't liketo taste of noodles. I've avoided noodles

(40:35):
for thirty years of my life.You sound like me with eggs, don't
ye know eggs? Yeah, mymom runs that ship for me. I
don't eat scrambled eggs. I don'teat boiled eggs. See, I can't
eat mass potatoes like I can.I can eat a potato any way you

(40:58):
make it, except for mat mashwhat I love. Well, right,
I'm gonna ask you this if youif you stay with your grandmother for a
while and every day for over ayear, she made man potatoes with every
meal because your cousin, your cousinswho stayed there love mad potatoes? How

(41:24):
much how sick of magrotatoes would yoube for a year? That might do
it to you? Three sixty five? Just straight now now now imagine now,
imagine that for four years you doubledit. Now how now, how

(41:44):
much would you hate mad potatoes?Yeah? See, and that's why I
hate it. I can eat iteating baked fries, depending on how you
make skyllops, dollops, boiled mmhmm. I can see that you could

(42:12):
be fine with like sweet potatoes though, right, like mashet potatoes. No,
I haven't had potatoes. You haven'thad mashedleet potatoes. I've never had
many stet potatoes. Potatoes some reallygood, makes them super sweet, like
sugar cinnamon. I like to adda little bit of that pumpkin pie spice

(42:32):
just because we have it there.Yeah, we'll make it for the barbecue.
He doesn't know about the barbecues.So I always have. I always
have. I do barbecues, andI just invite random people to come and
I just cook a lot of foodto the point where I have a lot

(42:57):
over and I'm forcing people to takefood home because I make so much.
Like it'd be like it'd be likeeleven of us here and I made like
four slabs ribs, like two bagsof chicken, a big old pan of
baked beans, some some pie hsalad, corn potato salad, some Sophie

(43:27):
mac and cheese. I think Ithink we said baked beans already. Last
time I made poppers walk just becausethat's he's growing up. That's what we
always had for barbecues. Yeah,oh and hot dogs and bro swords.

(43:53):
Oh yeah, that'd be so fun. We could be prepping on cam.
Yes, I think I think Itold you to dude last time you were
cooking here. I think it waslike I think that was when I had
like done that, like overnight orflight. It was like a right eye
you got here though, Yeah exactly. I was like super sleepy. So

(44:17):
I had wanted to stream like melike getting ready for the barbecue stuff,
but I ended up not doing it. It took a nap. Yeah,
well we got We did get alittle video you putting hot dogs on the
grid and I was like, oh, it's so big. I like a
lot of sausages at one time,exactly exactly being all dirty with it.

(44:45):
God, for real, we canget pretty dirty, like me. Was
my innuendos and I'm just I'm justI'm just I'm just an innocent one in
the background, like I'm I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'm in the background,
you know, reading my Bible,and I hear all this your Bible

(45:06):
really rough, star, you knowwhat you have here at this exactly?
Come on? He has he hasa box of toys because he buys a
lot of sex toys that that thecompany literally gives him like the free stuff,
you know, And so he literallyhas a box of toys that it's

(45:27):
just like anytime someone comes over,he's like, here, come get one
or two, you know, pleasetake it. And I was I was
telling somebody earlier that someone came intothe whole sex machine. That's not in
there anymore, but like someone justhit the sex gun that was in there.

(45:51):
I think, I think in thereright now, it's like a it's
like a fifteen inch dildo. Iwant a sex machine so bad. I
have like a baby water right now. Yeah, Well that's that's pretty much
the one that he he had togive away. It was like a small
one. It was like a itwas considered travel size. It's like it

(46:15):
goes like in a purse. Itbasically like folding a person. It's like
it's a big It's like it's anice size back though. Yeah, I
mean it's still big considering how it'ssex machine. But it's like you're looking
around for it is in this otherroom. No, I know, but
I think something that's like a descriptivesize, you know. I feel like

(46:43):
like a little bit bigger than this, you know. Yeah, but I
mean think think, think of aSunday Sunday old old lady purse. Yeah,
that bag I looked right over.So yeah, it's like like,

(47:10):
oh, like that old lady fromMadagascar when they went to Africa kept hitting
them with a handbag. Yes,exactly, So it's that size, you
know. So it's not too big, not too small, you know,
it's like a decent size. Butyeah, but but then it's all it's

(47:31):
just d random sex toys all overmy house though too, I guess,
yeah, just randomly all over thehouse for no reason. Yeah, and
then when I'm there, I'm oneof the sex toys, the toy tasting

(47:52):
it right. Yes, I alsowant to share, like another friend that
I went home because my friend wework together to design sugar wear for people,
but the dazzled outfits, some ofthe dazzler Actually, do you have

(48:15):
work? Do you have one armory? Do you have any but dazzles,
the dazzles, the dazzled stuff andarmory there in my closet to go running
grab with the quickest box you can. It's funny. I could probably run

(48:39):
down and get my vape at thesame time. Well, then there'll be
no one on camera. I know. That's the funny part. It just
silence and like all right, who'sYeah, But knowing you, you would
jump on, jump on your chairand they'll get a free show. Yeah,

(49:00):
you're not wrong on that one.You're you're really not wrong on that
one. Probably me just standing up, you would you'd probably see a little
peek considering how my my skirts upa little bit. Yeah. See that's
how while I know you, Sarah, I think you did. Here's the

(49:21):
other end of my dress. Yeah, I seen when you put it on.
Everybody's like wondering, Uh, whatdid he see? I saw everything.
I've seen everything. Like have youever since we're talking about dazzling me?
I haven't. I want to.I actually bought a pair of white

(49:45):
skates, but I wanted to bedazzle. I just haven't done it yet.
Please let me a dazzle. AndI have black skates so bad,
but I can't barely real escape shipyo for real. I used before,
that's in my signature, like beforebefore the injury. Yes, before before

(50:10):
I you know, I died.I used to love to roller skate,
so I used to like, youknow, go around, did the dances,
the GrITT skate backwards. Then youknow, I kind of you know
that he hasn't been able to dothat, kind of broke my neck and
you know that ended. But urbords, Yeah, then I just, oh,

(50:35):
that's cute. Is that a skirtor what is it? Oh?
Okay, I was okay, hidethe titties, okay, yeah, yeah,
but I don't know my stand Hesaid, what underwear that I've done?
I've done my friend's shoes. Ittook hours. Oh that's cute.

(50:59):
I feel like shoes will take forever. I basically want to upcycle some of
like my older pairs of shoes andjust put like rhindstones on them. The
one question that I do have isshould I paint them before I rhindstone or
do you think the rhinestones will beable to color to cover like discolorations.

(51:22):
So I would say painted first,you would have to get some type of
ah said in the stick afterwards.But I go for I go to Michael's.
What I really want to do isupcycle my shoes. I just saw
it on TikTok. This girl literallyscraped the glitter off from stripper girls,
spray painted them, spread ahiesave andthem and decorating her own way. So

(51:43):
that's what I really want how todo? Okay, yes, yes,
For example, the shoes that Iused for this photo stoop like they're supposed

(52:04):
to be white, but now theykind of kind of have like streaks.
I don't know where it came from, but it's like blue streaks, and
so I tried painting them white andit's just like you can still kind of
see the little blue streaks. AndI'm like, you know what, why
don't I just dazzle that, Likethe shoes are still relatively new. It's
literally just that one discolouration. SoI lost it for a second. But

(52:31):
guess well, guess what. Guesswhat, We're back. We're back.
We're back, and we forgot whatwe're discussing, so we're just gonna you
know ease and into the next question. So what what are your What are
your goals for this year? Soone of my really big goals is to

(52:51):
travel a lot more. I justmoved down to the south and I'm not
even seen a lot in this area. I want to go completely a lot
broader. I want to block thecountry when I have my passport and everything
that its goals. Two people.One want to drive too. I don't

(53:14):
know how to drive, as Idon't want to tell me. That's a
sad train about me. I wantdrive. I know people who are you
know, don't I know people whoare like you still can't draw? So
yeah, I know a few people. Yeah, I know someone she just

(53:37):
turned like thirty one or thirty twoand she just got her license last year.
So so don't worry about don't worryabout rushing it. Whenever you feel
ready to start driving or start learning, you you know you got this,
just like with anything that you've beendoing so far, like that's you're gonna
be successful at it and you knowit. But I do have a question.

(54:00):
But you said you want to travel. What is one of the places
that you want to travel to withinthe US? And one of the places
that you want to travel internationally.So one of the few places I want
to travel in the US. Numberone is Arizona right now, Ia,

(54:23):
Arizona, New York is like thetop two right now? Okay again,
and then the country I don't wantto swim, but auth around as Puerto
Rico okay, uh Barbados okay.I was about to say Puerto Rico's technically

(54:45):
still in the country, just notin the continental US to I see what
you mean. I definitely get whatyou mean. You want to go somewhere
like tropical if I'm going to Oh, I gave it's too That's like to
me. I've been to Jamaica beforeand the Cayman Islands. Both of them

(55:12):
are so very beautiful, but theyalso didn't have me thinking like I do
want to see and experience other cultures. Mind you, I had real drink
chicken there. You know. Iwas like, yo, that's here.
The States is not the same.You know. I've been to uh a
bit to Africa speak the two twocountries in Africa, Peteris and Amsterdam,

(55:38):
and like uh if I was smokemargant wuana back then, I could say
this is back before it was legalyear in the US and some states.
I could have got high in Amsterdamwhere it was you know, legal,
and but yeah, I I've onlynot had fun in some states I've been

(55:58):
in, Like I our favorite stateis Rhode Island Island. Anywhere in the
East Coast, I would love toout there, anywhere in the northeast all
that type of stuff. Okay,And when is it about Arizona that it's
like calling your name to travel there? So really random? I shared on

(56:20):
Facebook. That's why it really caughtmy eye. And it's like, I
don't know, I've never been outthere. I've been to a lot in
the West Coast area, but that'sthe only place I haven't been through yet
that Utah and Orient Okay, Okay, and yeah, Arizona, I feel
like it's definitely fun. Definitely afun area. Well, if you can

(56:43):
make it fun, I would say, because obviously it's a desert, it's
gonna be hot. You have tokind of understand that, like, you
know, for our listeners, youhave to understand it's gonna be hot in
the summer and it's gonna be coldand dry in the winter. But it's
still a very beautiful place, youknow, like there's still a lot for
you to see. If you likehiking, there's some hiking trails. I

(57:07):
think there's like someone mountains or hillsor whatever you can check out. I've
heard Phoenix is very beautiful and asfar as yeah, as far as for
me when I travel, I likegoing to a museum that like like an
art museum or art exhibit that's usuallyin that location, you know, either

(57:30):
that or a like historical art museumthat's from there, so you can kind
of dive in a little bit moreinto their culture or to their past.
Stephen, So, I like thehiking about anything person but outside. See,

(57:55):
I'm outdoorsy, but not active outdoorsy, like I like experiencing outside.
I don't like working for it everythingoutside doing yoga or like doing a little
bit of camping, but still havea cabin or something like that, you
know, like I don't camp forreally like in a tent outside. I

(58:21):
know what you're saying. Because you'reas fully some of the modern luxuries,
will you be able to experience nature? Mm hmmm. I think it would
be cool to go, like onan Ayawaska trip, but I think desert

(58:46):
and I feel like that's one ofthose like almost sort of coming of age
type of thing where you kind oflike get to know yourself a little bit
more, a little bit of ajourney. I usually when I think of
I think of it being done ina desert. Okay, did you want
to? But no, no,no it's better because why would you want

(59:12):
to be in a See I'm thinkingway too deep, right, You're just
you're you're drinking way like super intoit. Like well, I don't know,
I've just seen it in the movies, like usually they're going through the
desert or whatever and there's like atent and things are smoking. You know,
I don't know. I never doneit. I haven't like not planning

(59:36):
on doing it, but I candefinitely imagine imagine yourself doing It's just not
the only thing I've ever been onthat was walking. Was I was when
I was in Africa, we wenton a oh damn, what do they
call when when you walk around andthe the mhm, we want one of

(01:00:01):
those, dammit Jesus Christ, whenyou walk into jungle. We went to
Farihari and uh we walked around andthat was that was a lot of walking

(01:00:23):
and like my shirt was just drenchedwith water. Because it's a lot,
so that's too much for me.I was gonna say you went on a
pilgrimage, but I knew that wasnot the right word about the you know,
for religion. I'm good, no, but now we can you know,

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(01:01:30):
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(01:02:38):
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