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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What was this is Roster I the mister effecting the
court with my wonderful, wonderful, spectacular co host, lovediness Sarah Lates.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hey, welcome back everyone. We are now opening up season
eight with a very very special guest. Honestly, I have
even been following her online for quite a while. She
did start in twenty twelve, took a bit of a hiatus,
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but she is back and way better than ever. But
everyone say hello to the gorgeous redhead City Siri Doll.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, hello, Hello, thank you for having me on my
Serri Pop.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Come we just cut your phone off?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, I know I might have to.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Sorry, see you like you've been fired for a long throat.
But I've made her a long time ago at this
little thing called porns are.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
A karaoke Yeah, m I remember the days.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Oh that's so awesome. I went in the very tale end.
It would have been awesome to meet you there.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah. I used to go.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I mean I went like religiously every Tuesday night. I
mean there's very few tuesdays that I didn't go.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
This while the time this was.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It was such more of a comedity back then of
as people getting together and singing me singing horribly and
everybody else thinking so magnificently wonderful.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, I definitely I kind of sang. I think the
I really sang like the same songs.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
That is.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I still do karaoke on.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
A somewhat regularly, like I go, like, you know, every
once every other month or something, so not as much
as it's not like a weekly occurrence for me these days,
but I really did. I definitely cut my teeth at
karaoke doing porns. For a karaoke I had like the
same three songs that I always sing. What were they Fuck
You by se Low was like the main one that
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was that was always a crowd pleaser, and then there's
like one or two songs by Heart that I would
also sing, and then sometimes.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I'd throw it in Atlantis more set.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Oh that is so awesome.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah, it was always a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
See it's funny.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
We may do what we do on screen, but I
don't know. I'm still too shy to go up and
saying during like karaoke.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Well, it's a very different kind of exhibitionism than porn is.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yes, absolutely, And I always feel like I'm never drunk
enough to do it, you know, I'm.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Like, yeah, it's not for me. Yeah, have you ever
done private room like Korean style karaoke?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
No, I've never been to one of those.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
That one's really fun because you know, you don't have
you're not like singing to like a crowd full of strangers.
So I mean for some people, it makes it like
a more enjoyable experience. I like both kinds of karaoke.
My partner and I will do a thing where as
like a date night where we'll go rent a private
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room karaoke and they'll just be the two of us
and we'll do karaoke roulette, where like we take turns
picking a year, so like a random year, like, and
then we have to look up the Billboard top one
hundred from that year, and we both have to pick
a song from that list. And it's it's tough because
sometimes I'm like, I genuinely don't like, really know very
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well any of the songs on this list, like or
I just don't like them, and I'm like, I don't
want to sing that, but I have to.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Those are the rules you have to do it.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, it does sound like a great way to get
to know new music, though not new music.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
New to you.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Music.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, music that you might not normally listen to or
nursing along with.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Absolutely, like what, I just played Guitar Hero three, Like
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I didn't think I was a rock girly.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
You know, so many people discovered good music through playing
guitar hero and like rock band.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
It's so funny.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
You know, if y'all looked up like the year y'all
were born, I'm sorry, I looked looked up this song
that was number one, like on your birthday.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah, oh, good Questionia, I'll do that. I'm gonna I'm
gonna look it up right now, right.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Born in ninety seven. So what song was popular February?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I know Man Eater was the number one song when
I was born by a whole notes.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah, so, oh my god, I'm so disappointed because it
is the number one song on the day I was born.
Is it's I'm almost like about to rickroll you guys,
because it is. It's not never going to give you
Up by Rick Astley, but it is His follow up
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hit song was number one on I was born on
June twentieth, nineteen eighty eight, and so the top one hundred.
The top song was Together Forever by Rick Astley, which
I don't. I've never even heard it. Like I always
thought he was a one hit wonder. I guess he
was a two hit wonder.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
So line was Unbreak my Heart by Tony Prexton.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Oh that's a good one, beautiful, I actually know that one, right.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I like that, But I.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Wouldn't I wouldn't have the vocals to do it.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Yeah, that's that would be very hard. I don't. I
couldn't do that either. I could try, he says.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Song with the video though, Yeah, the video.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I haven't seen that video forever though, when I can't
even I don't even remember that video.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yeah, I know I saw it.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I was when the dude I couldn't give his name though,
Tyson Tyson Beffort was on a motorcycle and he crashes
and dies and she's crying because he died in the video.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Memory works, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, that's his historian brain remembers a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Random, random, random, useless information. Like I know for a
fact that I have a video of you in my
YouTube somewhere singing at PSK.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah, yeah, I wonder if there's still one.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Uh No, I have, like I have a whole bunch
of just different. It's just I just gets to record
like every performer singing, and then I just throw it
up on YouTube and I'm I'm like ninety five percent
sure that is still up, and I'll say that I
think it's a it's a video of somewhere that I
have of Chris Cott giving you a birthday cake check
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like a ding do that is somewhere in my Ripercross.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I did have my birthday there. What what year was
that it was?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
There's an article twenty thirteen.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Oh my gosh, that would have been my twenty fifth birthday.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Okay, twenty fifth birthday, which is great, that's twelve years ago.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, still have eights.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
I know.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
What's funny is I see a lot of photos from
when I was like brand new to the industry, and
I'll like, when I had for like I only it
was only for like six months when I was brand
new that I had like completely bleached platinum hair. And
when I see photos of myself from that era, now
I'm like, I actually look to me, I think I.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Look older than I am currently, even though I was
like twenty four. But I'll see the photos.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
And be like I look like I'm in like almost forty.
But yeah, just because that hairstyle, I'll never go back
to it. I'm like, didn't it wasn't doing me any favors.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
I feel like it's the style plus like the whole
thing about color theory.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It probably like made you just look pale and whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
It definitely did, yes, yes, also because I am very pale.
I was even more pale than like I've you know,
I'm twelve years older, I've spent time in the sun.
Like even my like my factory setting now is less
pale than it was when I was twenty four. So
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I did I looked a little bit ghostly, a little
bit of emic maybe.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Well, like I know what.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
A lot of fans liked it, so they like I
would get comments from fans talking about how pale I was,
and I was like, I don't know, I feel like
it's kind of creepy for you to like be super
into how pale I am.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
But that's okay. You do you.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Fan like the most random, random, random thing, and it's
sometimes it's weird and like you just sit back and
really think like.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Huh, yeah, yeah, I mean, look, there's one of the
things that I think we all learn in the industry
pretty quick is like there's something for everyone out there,
and almost anything you imagine can be made into a fetish.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Absolutely. Like I've gotten to the point where I've just
been enjoying making a lot of like ignore fetish videos,
just going about my day, and like, at first I
didn't think that was really a big thing, but it's like,
you know what, Like I get to just essentially pretend
that there's a spy camera in my house and just
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walking around feeling sexy. Like damn, there's a lot of.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
People that want to see this ignore fetish. Yeah, I
haven't ever really done that kind of content.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I know I'm aware of it, though, Like I've had
a couple of fans do like something in a similar
vein as like a custom video request request that you've
gotten okay, the weirdest one, and I reject a lot
of Like I'm very specific. I do do customs, but
but I'm very particular about.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
The weirdest one you actually did, because I know some
people say, well, I want to scat video.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
And oh yeah, the weirdest one I actually did. I mean,
I'm not willing to get that weird for a customs.
So I don't really have anything terribly shocking. I mean,
I guess and see, I don't even find it that
weird because it's it is like a pretty common fetish
but like giantess and like var stuff.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
So going back to oh no, wait, I want I
have a better one that.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Beats that, okay, because it's weirder because it's actually less common. Well,
I'll just I mentioned I'll briefly say what it was
just someone who had like a giantess and like vor fetish.
So I did a custom video for this guy where
you know, he he had me put the stuff in
order to do it on my wish list, so he
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bought it and sent it to me.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
But I had it.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
It was like a bunch of the like miniature railroad people,
like model.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Rear road people where they're like this tall.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yeah, I had, and I set them up on the
floor and then it's like we filled it with a
GoPro to, like you know, with a really wide angle
to make me look even taller from like the floor
angle looking up. And then I just like you know,
had bare feet and stumped on these little people and
pretended that I was a giant stepping on them. But
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again that's pretty typical for like giantede stuff. There's it's
not terribly weird. What is weird?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Okay? And I did ah man.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I can't remember his name now because this guy was
a customer for a long time. Over the course of
like two years, he bought probably a dozen or more
custom videos from me, and he would send me a script.
So his thing was crevice fucking, like like I would
hire a male talent to do the custom video with me,
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and then it would be like the whole point is
that the guy's putting his dick in any combination of
body parts, but not any normal ones like like so
there's no no pussy, no butt, no mouth at all.
It would be like I would hold my arm like this,
like bend my arm, and then he would like fuck
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the crevice in my elbow, or like he would fuck
my like bent knee, like the crevice of my knee,
or it would be like putting my legs together and
he's fucking you know, between my thighs. Which that that's
like probably the that one I can understand as like
a thing that would be pleasurable for the.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
But like fucking the knee and stuff.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I'm like, wow, that's that's wild.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
And we ran across videos or people like doing armpit.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Armpit sex yep, armpit was one of them. We did
some armpit stuff, yes, and.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
My favorite into that it's weird to me.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I kind of I get armpit like with my partner,
like when he's like stinky, I really like to smell
his armpits like it turns me on.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
But that's not I'm not that way with everyone.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Like it's not like a default thing where I'm like,
oh I love armpits as a fetish.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
It's more just like I like this.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Person and their natural smell makes me horny, which I
feel like is a very normal response to have.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I mean to do with armpits or remember always go
back to this when it's serious. Prebably be tired of
hearing it. A request that someone gave was you know
how you can make that farts now with your armpit.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Someone wanted somebody like like your fully clothed, fully clothed
just looking at the camera making that sound for like, uh,
it was like fifteen minutes. That's it, it's making and
that's all they wanted.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
That's a bit of a workout in itself.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
It doesn't workout, yes, but it's just off the boxing
different and that's a fetish.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
And like, yeah, it's so funny. I don't even know
how to do that. Because someone asked me to do that,
I would be like, I can't.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I I totally probably would that as a custom like hey,
easy money, but I can't even I don't even know how.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
It's just like make a little cup and then like
you just do it really fast.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I mean, I'm not going to try to learn now, Roster.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
No, No, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying,
Like it's just I'm talking. We're talking in the mirror.
But yeah, so that's that's how I'm to say I
learned now. But that's that's how it's how it goes.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
I mean, wait, what were you gonna say?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I forgot that, Like you're you're giving giving her a
little spiel and I forgot forgot to say like though
she was this year's top last Performer of the.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Year, yeah, I did not mention that.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Around like I was like, oh, yeah, I forgot I
won that.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Award genuinely kind of like what oh I did Oh yeah,
I want Toorn Award.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Maybe because I still haven't gotten my trophy yet.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
You still haven't gotten it.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
I still haven't gotten it in the mail. I'm like,
where are my trophy at at their door? I know
I need to about it. I keep forgetting.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I mean, you also won Best Mants Performer at the
Trans Awards too, so this year.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Did which That one's my favorite though. I love that
I won that award.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I'm like, that's that was the most exciting thing to
be nominated for and then to win it was also fun.
It was the first time I've ever because I actually
had COVID at the during the Porn Awards, so I
was planning to go. I had a whole cool outfit
planned and then I couldn't go, sadly, so I didn't
get to like but I hear that they they had
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so many categories and stuff that they didn't even do.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
People weren't even going up on stage two except their
awards at the Porn of Boards.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Anyway, But getting that Tea Award was the first time
I've gotten I've won an award where I actually like
was present and got to go up on stage and
accept it.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
And that was fun. It was a really fun night.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
That's honestly so awesome. I mind you.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
When I got my award, I was literally getting tacos
like I was in my outfit, like down, just getting
tacos from this taco truck.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, who won the congratulations winning? And she was like what.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Congrats on?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
What was Yeah, that's so funny. That's kind of how
with the porn hub thing. That's I was getting text
from people like congrats and I was like, what on
what what are you talking about? I'm like at home
in bed, I don't know. I want something.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Apparently, Oh sho, so okay, you can go.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I was to go ahead, though, too.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I was gonna talk about her fai, Well, we'll go ahead.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I was gonna talk about something else.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Go ahead, We'll do fitness first.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Then, so I heard you are a powerlifting I am.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
I love powerlifting very much.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I love the idea of powerlifting. I just hate the
gym in general.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Oh no, sorry about the gym. I'm always curious when
someone has that opinion.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I'm just I'm everywhere. So I'm a person that doesn't
like struck workouts. I need to do something that where
I don't know. I'm working out.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Insens Okay, yeah, like non fitness fitness.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Yes, I get that. My partners like that.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
It's like his worst nightmare, honestly, is being in like
a gym, especially like a weightlifting like a like a
lifter strength training meathead kind of gym. It's his absolute
worst nightmare, even though I try to go to him
into like working out with me, and he's like, he's
the kind he'd rather hike ride a bike, you know,
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he'd rather do manual labor, like truly, like he'd rather
go like build a house and they get to work
out that way. Yeah, and I'm the opposite, Like I
love it being very structured. And that's one of the
things that made me fall in love with powerlifting, is
it is it's very scientific, it's very structured. There's a
method to the madness the entire time. It's all about
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like training a specific way to maximize the weight that
you can lift.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
And it's like a very gum bro question. But I'm sorry, how.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
I so. Actually, what's funny is I was stronger when
I was new to.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
It, which is unfortunate. I'm approaching that level of strength now.
But there is a concept in strength training called beginner gains,
and it is a very real thing, which is like
when you first start training especially heavy like powerlifting, doing
like one rep maxes and stuff, beginner gains is just
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like your body's so hungry for it, like your muscles
are so like ready when they're new to it that
a lot of people have like crazy good numbers when
they're new. So my very first like year and I
will say like I did, I did strength train pretty casually,
I would say for like a couple years, so I
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kind of I had already been like doing self guided
kind of stuff with like the big three, you know, squat, bench, deadlift,
That's pretty much what powerlift thing is about. But I
wasn't super serious about it, and I wasn't really like
testing the limits. I wasn't like trying to hit like
one rep maxes or anything. I was just doing it
for general fitness. And then when I really got serious
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about it was in like twenty eighteen.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
It was when I.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Hired a coach and like actually had like a program
created that I was following, and within one year.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
I had like added so much to all my totals.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
So my best ever and I have to do math
really quick for this because in powerlifting we actually use kilos,
so I need to convert the numbers because I don't
remember what they are.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
In Yeah, so in America.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
So my best squat was two hundred ten pounds, bench
was one thirty two, and deadlift was two hundred and
sixty five. Okay, So and I still I still haven't
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gotten I haven't deadlifted that much. I haven't done any
of those numbers since then. Like really, that's but.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
That's also kind of fairly normal.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I think a big part of why is also because
I've lost weight. I weigh about thirty pounds less now
than I did when I hit those weight those numbers.
And generally speaking, like when you're a larger person, you
can lift more even an untrained person. Like if you
take like a woman that's, you know, over two hundred pounds,
she's probably gonna very quickly be able to deadlift like
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three hundred pounds.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
That's just kind of the way it works.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
And so, but I did recently the other day, like
last week, when I benched, I.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Miscalculated the weight on the bar. I was supposed to.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Bench fifty two and a half kilos, which is what
is that fifty two and a half. That's one hundred
and fifteen pounds, and I accidentally put more weight on
the bar with and so I actually benched one hundred
and twenty pounds accidentally for like more, which actually was
like really overshooting, like and my coach.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Was like, whoa, because it's I I.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
You know, It's that's a funny thing too, is like
if you for me, it's like if I don't know
the weight, then I'll probably lift more if I don't know,
because it is a mental game for sure of Like
certain weights sound intimidating to me, and that's especially true
with squat because I have a lot of I have
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a lot of anxiety around squat, like.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
A lot, I think a big deal. Is also like
if you don't know in a certain amount, you're going
to think to yourself, oh, I can lift this is
something of our a list I lift frequently, and so
you're going to do it like no matter what. When
you look at the weight, you're like, oh my god,
this is supposed this is one Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Yeah, it's just there is a lot of confidence that
comes with just like having trained with a weight.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
And you're just used to it.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yeah, well then you feel bad because sometimes like you
might have broken your record and unknown, and now you're like,
I broke my record without knowing. Now I have to
try to do it again with knowing, so.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
True break your own record.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Yeah, honestly, that's that's kind of how we do it
in training too. Is like if if I'm doing a
training for like testing a one ret max and I
don't actually compete, like it's an option I could, but
I for a lot of reasons, I'm like, I compete
with myself. I don't need to go and roll in
a powerlifting competition and compete against other people.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
I don't care that much. But I do train.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
I mean my I have a very very good like
he like has a world record in lifting, Like my
Perilton coach is great, and he runs up like the
program I run is what I would do if I
competed anyway.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
So it's kind of like doing everything.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
But so when I tested one rep max, it's like
that's essentially how it goes. You just add on you
just keep adding on weight and you lift it once
and you just see you go until you fail essentially,
And it's.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Again very scary to do that with for me with
like bench and squat.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
It's scary because those are the weights like if you
drop it like big ouch, you know, you gotta have
a spotter.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
With deadlift, you just drop it. You don't even really because.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Well, for everyone's different, but for me, it's like with deadlift,
it's the hardest is getting it off the floor and
like the midpoint before you bring it above your knee.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
So if you drop it.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
It's like it's gonna drop like two inches like or
it's just like if it's too heavy, you just can't
get it off the floor. That's true, So there's really
no like risk of failing the lift.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I've done that before, like when I was like knee
deep and crossed it and then someonet like someone was powerlifting.
I went. I was like, oh I can do that.
It did not budge like, it did not budget on.
I was like, oh, never mind, let me eat.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
I have been I haven't bench pressed in so many years.
Like I know, back in my yester years, my main
focus was my legs more so than my upper body.
So mm hmmm. I think the most I actually said
down I'm bench pressed was like one seventy.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
That's pretty awesome.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
But I was I think I was one I was
in I was one sixty at the time.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Yeah, yeah, it's I press.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
To bench press more than your body weight is so
hard for anyone. I mean I've never even gotten close
to it. But and I'm a pretty strong benure. I
have the advantage of having really short arms. Like my
arms are shorter than they should be considering how I'm
five to nine. You know how they say your wingspan
is supposed to be the same.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
As your height.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah, oh yeah, I'm.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Like, I'm like missing four inches from my wingspan. I
have like tiny arms. It's very it's but it's great
for bench because it means like less rate, it's like
less distance that I have to push it back up,
So it actually benefits me a lot.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Okay, you know that would be pretty helpful. But at
the end of the day, it kind of sounds like
both of you guys could bench press me easily.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Oh no, this was a long time ago. I've lost
so much.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I mean, at your height, roster will just go.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I mean I mean I could. I'm not gonna. I
can lift you up with both hands, but like, no,
you might follow me. We both we both be injured
because like I'll lift you up, You'll fall down because
I'm unable to do it, and you'll hit your face.
You'll follow my body so your face will be heard,
my body will be heard, and we both be in
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the e r so.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Or we just trust fall and I just make sure
my butt lands on your face and call.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
It a day. And then then I gotta I got
a flat face, flat face were I'm still in the
E r SO.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I mean, that would be a way to go, though
some ask.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Mission how did you get to get to get the app?
How'd you die? Row Star?
Speaker 3 (27:42):
But to the face, honestly, probably the best way anyone
could possibly go, Like, you know, absolutely, if we all
got to choose, I feel like a lot of people
would be choosing that.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
And mind you, I feel like your doctors have heard
it all at this point, you know, so whatever way
that we've decided to go, like, they've probably already seen it.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
But I think they have everything. Yeah, my question, I
don't know if.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
You've had any crazy like sex stories that have set
you to the.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
Er or Nope, and I hope I never do.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
I mean I've had sex. I had sex immediately had
to go to the hospital for surgery.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Oh yeah, it was it was.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
It was already planned and I was doing a photo
shoot beforehand, and this person initiated it and me and
like me and my assistant, I had a three with
this person. And then as soon as like we were
able to you know, like I freshened up, I had
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to drop that person off. Did immediately go to, uh
get surgery on my chest, like right after.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
You were like in case I go, We're gonna have
a last raw.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
It wasn't planned the model is to gave it. I
was just taking pictures and she just just just grabbed
my peanis and I was like, okay, okay, we're doing this.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Fun.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
It wasn't It wasn't for the plan. I was trying
to be a wholesome.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Also only gets you so far, right, I know.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah yeah, but still I'm I'm a wholesome photographer. I
don't like touching people.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yeah I'm they touched me. I'm the kind that one
person that makes like a photographer break character, ah open
off behind the scenes and they're just trying to like
be serious and I just do a little like something.
Usually I'm just like dancing in the background, you.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Know, yeah, being cute.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
We had energy, absolutely but every once in a while,
I'll get myself into trouble, as in like one time
I just kind of slipped and slid by accident. No, yeah,
I learned. I was like, you know what, let me
calm down. Yeah, that on set till after we're done.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
I've almost sent other people to the hospital because of
should I did during sex.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Namely, I was hooking up with this guy.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
It was our first time having seness with each other,
and he was like, I was wearing very tight pants,
and so I was like laying on the bed and
I was like getting my pants off. He was helping
me get my pants off, so he's like tugging them
at the and he tugged them really hard, and then
I pulled really hard and my leg like recoiled and
then I just and he leaned in at it like
the timing was just the perfect timing for this to happen,
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and he leaned in when my legs were coiled, and
then I just like it's like I just like kicked
him right in the face, and and like if it had,
I mean I didn't break his nose, but he was
he got it.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
He got face kicked pretty fucking good.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
He needed to take a breather for like fifteen minutes
and then and then we you know, had to He
carefully had sex with my legs out of the way.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Put your legs down at this.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Point kinda yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
But honestly, there was only one time where sex actually
did send me to the r but luckily it was
not on a porn set. It was actually at a
swinger's party.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Oh mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
So this is why I do try to advocate for
people making sure they know how to mount their sex.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Oh, I've seen videos of people like getting in a
sex wing and it just falling because it wasn't mounted properly.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah. Too, Like this was like a warehouse kind of
like event, So it wasn't a pop up or anything.
This like it was mounted, it was supposed to be.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
You know.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
I went in there, we were fucking, and I actually
it was funny enough. It was one of my best
orgasms ever. There was so many people watching on the doorway,
and there was a mirror right above the doorway that
I actually ended up squirting on.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
Ooh.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
And so like my guy he's like fucking me. So
we're going like this and then he flips me around
and so you know, mouth and then it goes back
and forth.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
At one point he stops turning it and it's just
front and back.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
Yeah, And he ended up like I'm squirting. And then
at the same time I bounced in the wrong direction. No,
that's falling to the ground. The whole thing.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Collapses on top of me.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
No, so I end up with.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
A concussion, like blacked out for a minute or two.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
You know, like, oh my god, the.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Like they had volunteer nurses there, luckily, so luckily, I
got taken care of right away, and they even told
me which you are to go to and everything, And
that was, honestly just the craziest experience I've ever had.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Yeah, yeah, in a very cautionary tale about six.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
I'm glad you're okay.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Honestly, me too. That was rough.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
M h. I'm surprised.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
I've never I've never had a concussion in my life,
which is kind of I played rugby for a couple
of years and everyone on my team had had a concussion,
but not me, which honestly, I think it was because
I was like a bad I was not good at
playing rugby, and I think that's why I'm like if I,
if I had been like better and gotten like if I,
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if I was good at catching the ball and running
with it, then I would have gotten tackled a lot more,
and then I maybe would have gotten a concussion. But
as it was, I would like mostly fumble the ball
or immediately pass it to someone who I knew was
going to be able to run faster.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
I get it, You're like, nope, not me.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Yeah, So my only injury from rugby was I had
terrible shin splints and I broke my pinky and that's it.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
I got out pretty pretty easy.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Okay, See that's not too bad.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
That's not Yeah, it's not too bad.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Yeah. No, Like as much as I love sex swings,
I still haven't been plucked on one since then.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Yeah, that would I would be staying away from them.
If it were me, I'd be like, you know what, No,
we're we have a little bit of trauma about the
sex swing.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Yeah, absolutely I have.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
I have been in one actually, and it was also
at a swimmer club at like a warehouse place in
LA like like in twenty thirteen or something. I wonder
if yeah, yeah, I'm in North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
So it was actually over there in Wilmington area. Cool,
so it was different spot, of course, but yeah, it's
probably the same vibe that underground club vibes.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
I've been to a number of I mean, I don't
really go to swimmer clubs anymore, but that was I
used to a lot that was kind of part of
how I got my my dipped my toes into you know,
the industry.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
And I went to a lot in Texas I used
to go to.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
There was a really big one in Dallas that I
went to a lot in my early twenties. And they
didn't have a sex swing at that club that I remember.
I bet they do now, but probably, but yeah, And
it makes me wonder if the place in la I
don't even know if it's around anymore. I don't even remember,
oh my god, I don't remember what it was called.
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But if it is around, I wonder if their sex
swimmings are still mounted, if they've broken in the last
ten years. I know.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
I feel like for stuff like that, you just if
you don't know how to do it, just ask someone
who does.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
Yeah, yeah, literally that.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Because mind you. One of the people that I also
knew from there, he was a volunteer, like firefighter. He
had been a retired chief firefighters. That was like, if
y'all needed help with that, he could have told y'all
how to.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Fuck yeah right, yeah, seriously because they.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Had asked him before about other like fire shoes and
stuff like that, so he was always willing to give
his knowledge. And I'm like, guys, we as a generation
need to learn to actually ask for help.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
That's so true, so true. Don't do don't try to
do y everything.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
Yeah, especially not the sex way.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
So it's not a quick question, so I'll side of this.
What do you do for fun? What is?
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Oh boy?
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Video games? I love games. I wish I had more
time to play video games, honestly, uh, And I have
to be careful with it because I'll like get into it.
I'll get so deep into it that it'll be like, oh,
I fucking do Yeah. I like role playing games, like RPGs,
specifically like really story based ones. So like some of
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my favorite games are let's see, I played the All
the Uncharted series.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
That was kind of what got me into because I
didn't grow up.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Really playing much video games. My parents like refused to
buy an N sixty four whatever, so I like missed
out on a lot of it, although I would, like,
you know, I play games like a friend's house or something,
so I'm not like I wasn't like totally foreign to it,
but I so when I had surgery, when I during
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the five years that I was retired from the industry
was when I had I got breast reduction surgery, and
the recovery from that was like truly like being bedridden
for two weeks straight and then still not even really
being able.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
To exercise meaningfully for a while after that.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
So at the time, my boyfriend and I lived together
and he was a big gamer, and so when I
got home from the hospital, he basically set me up
with his I think he was a PS three that
he had at the time. The PS four like had
just come out, but he had every game you could
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possibly have for PS three.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
So I played.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Skyrim I Love to Completion. I played the whole game
in like a week. It's like it was all that
I did other than sleep, and I absolutely loved it.
And Skyrim' is still one of my favorite games. And
then I played all of the Uncharted games and all
of the tomb Raiders, like I got super into it,
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and then we broke up, and then I eventually got
my my my self a PS four and then now
I have a PS five, and so I love like,
I mean, I'll try like any game that is available
in PlayStation.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
That's like a like a first person like role playing game.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
My favorite though, is the Horizon series, like Horizon Zero
Down and Horizon Forbidden West. They're just really gorgeous, like
and I like the character Aloy. I did a cosplay
of her a couple of years ago that was so good.
I did like a professional photo shoot in character as
her on the beach in like I forget what it's called,
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like a like a Paradise cove or like one of
the very like you know, pristine beaches in Malibu. And
I posted a photo from this cosplay photo shoot to
the r slash cosplay subreddit and it got removed, and
the note on the removal from the moderator said they
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they thought it was just a photo from the game,
like they didn't know. They were like, this isn't cosplay.
You don't just post screencaps from the game. And I
was like, Oh, that's the best. I mean, I'm mad
that they removed it, but that's the best compliment.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Yeah, honestly.
Speaker 4 (40:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Yeah, so like yeah, I mean cosplay is sort of
a hobby as well.
Speaker 4 (40:53):
I again, I don't have as much time to do
all that I would like.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
But speaking of video game games, balders Gate three, I
love that game. I put my playing on hold when
I moved because I had to pack up my gaming PC.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
And stuff, and I still haven't actually set it back up.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Like technically it's here, it's like at my desk, but
it's like there's too much shit on my desk and
I have to like rearrange it all to actually be
able to like boot up the gaming PC. And then
once I do, it's gonna need like a thousand updates.
So I haven't played boulders Gate a while, but I
love that game. And there's a character, car Lock in
that game that she's just like a demon basically, she's
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like Red has horns, is like a muscle mommy, and
they really want.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
To cause play her because it would just be so
much fun.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Yes, that would be so awesome.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
I think I've got a question for you. Have you
ever played the Tails Tails series?
Speaker 4 (41:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (41:51):
It is it like, uh, it's more so of a
j j RPG, but it's it's really good. It's just
a lot more more, a lot more storytelling because I've
been playing Tales of Bassia and it's I really really
enjoy it. The female protagonist. Cool video game, and it's
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I think people will play it. It's like a seven
hour hour game if you like, oh go, no stop,
but it could be faster if you don't know what
you're doing.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
That's very reasonable.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Like I love a game that can be played through,
and I mean really in one sitting, in one day.
That's amazing because unfortunately, one of the reasons I don't
actually game more often is because the games that I
tend to really like are ones that require an incredible
amount of time. And and that's what I said earlier,
that I got to like stop myself from doing it
(42:51):
too much.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Yeah, like Red Dead Redemption two. Oh yeah, alaraded playing
that game.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
I think five years ago, I'm still like fifty percent
of the way through the actual like missions.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Y see. I also play like games like League Legends.
Speaker 4 (43:11):
So yeah, I've never played League. I have.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
I literally I'm in a Discord server with like some
personal friends and the whole point is that.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
They want me to play League with them.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
So they invited me to their Discord server just to
like harass me to play, and but I haven't done
it yet.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
I'm like, I need to. I should try it out.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Like I don't like, you know, you've watched twitch or anything,
but on my Twitch stream, two of my emotes.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
Or lead characters nice no, three three, Like.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
So I'm obsessed with that game. I got really high ranked.
I hit Diamond.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
I don't even know what that means, but I mean,
Diamond is clearly like the top, right what whatever be
about that?
Speaker 4 (43:54):
Like Platinum maybe, but it.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Goes uh iron, Bronze, silver for gold, Emerald, Diamond Master Challenger.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
So and I'm dying damn cool. So that's pretty high.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Yeah, I was. I think I'm in the top. At
one point, I was in the top six percent of.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
What is uh what what determines the rank?
Speaker 1 (44:29):
So you played rank games, join the team, you just
play with people in rank, And so I got that high.
So last time I looked on this website that says
the percentage people who play in the entire USA, I
was in the top, Like it was like four point
eight percent.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
So that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
I should put it in your put it in your
Twitter bio the way that like only fans models would
be like top point one.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
That that that would that would show my nerd, but
like how big of a nerd is Rosstar?
Speaker 2 (45:06):
I was a joke. He's higher than my only fans rank.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Yes, I do want to go back. What's your favorite
thing in the cosplay?
Speaker 4 (45:18):
My favorite cosplay?
Speaker 3 (45:19):
Well, Aloy is my favorite. That's my favorite cosplay I've
ever done. I don't Actually, I will hold on let
me that's I'm gonna grab because I have her.
Speaker 4 (45:30):
Oh, hold on.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
My I'm turning off the tracking on my camera for
a second so it doesn't try to follow.
Speaker 4 (45:36):
Me when I step off camera, because it gets really
awkward when it does that.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
I get that.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
I actually have the wig, the Aloy wig, because she
has like a lot of crazy Like her hair is.
Speaker 4 (45:47):
Like really braided, very ratty.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
I normally have it like on display, but but.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Uh, it's so pretty.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Yeah, I actually have to I have to completely unto it.
Speaker 4 (45:59):
And like, because this is a human hair wig.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
I did the styling myself, and so I gotta I
gotta maintain it and I haven't.
Speaker 4 (46:07):
It needs to get washed and conditioned and then read
the whole hairstyle.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Read on a little bit of one of the Zelda
Zelda hairstyles.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
It is it is kind of in that vein because
the whole thing with that video game is is, uh,
I'm going to turn off the background blur on my
video it is going absolutely wild, or maybe if I
just sit more still to stop going wild.
Speaker 4 (46:31):
Okay, what was I saying? Oh yeah, the.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
Whole vibe, like the story in Horizon is like it's
a post apocalyptic world, so all the that's part of
why I like cause playing her is because it's just
like fun.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
Like the fashion, all the clothes, all her outfits and
stuff are.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
Really cool because it's like armor made out of like
random shit that you like, from the world that no
longer exists because like you know, the apocalypse happened. Basically
there's no like real modern technology. There's some, but like
it's like the remnants of what was left from the
world that they don't understand. And they also have like weird,
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crazy religions based on like essentially like worshiping worshiping robots
because they think that robots are.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
Like God because they don't have a concept of.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
This is I mean, it's like it takes me thousands
of years after modern society has collapsed.
Speaker 4 (47:31):
So it's just a really fun world.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
I love apocalyptic storylines. It's just really fun, you know.
In a sense, it's like an escape of what is
you know?
Speaker 4 (47:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (47:45):
Yeah, speaking of apocalyptic storylines and video games, also Fallout God, yeah, yeah,
I really loved Fallout.
Speaker 4 (47:53):
I know that there's like multiple ones.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
I've only played Fallout four, but I loved that game
as well. I spent a whole lot of time and Fallout.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Have you ever heard of a plague.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Kill?
Speaker 1 (48:08):
It's like a game where you try to kill everybody
with disease?
Speaker 4 (48:11):
Oh actually yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I wasn't this
on an I think it's an iPhone game too.
Speaker 8 (48:17):
I played that, yeah, but then they put it on
the Steam also, but I know they came up with
a follow up game where you try to rebuild the Earth.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Oh cool, after Apocalypse. I haven't played it yet, but
it looks.
Speaker 4 (48:34):
So I'm going to look into that because that sounds
like a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
Yeah, funny enough.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
The last time I even played Plague was like when
COVID first happened, and I was like, Okay, this is
too close to home.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
Yeah yeah, I know, I thought that too. Like when
when COVID started, I was like, huh hmmm, it was
like that video game.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
So like, oh, I'm one of those evil people that well,
you know, during COVID was playing that game and was
killing everybody purposely.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Well you know, yeah, you gotta you gotta work out
the frustration somehow exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
There's only a few times where I actually like.
Speaker 5 (49:21):
Made it with total annihilation, Like it's very difficult to do.
Speaker 4 (49:26):
God, it's crazy. Yeah, I don't know that I ever
got good at it. I just didn't.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
I mean part of the fun that was like just
trying to figure out different strategies and ship you see
what each.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Thing does, how they evolved too.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Yeah, I think it's like, uh, it was like nine
or ten different different diseases you can do on there.
But I think I got to the fourth one nice, Okay,
but that was the.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
First two were relatively easy, which was a virus virus.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
And then and then it's just like I don't know's
you realize where to start at because you can't start
in certain countries because no one. Then you can't start
in a country that only chips. It makes it really
hard because like chip by a see it makes it
really hard. You need one that flies out, that goes
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out to different countries. Yeah, you can infect people in
the in the air.
Speaker 4 (50:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
I was having too much fun hitting the tourist spots.
Speaker 6 (50:36):
Yeah in that and then like everything happened and I
was like, yeah, I don't think I can like just easily.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
Play this game anymore.
Speaker 4 (50:48):
It doesn't hit the same Yeah. Did y'all ever play
the SIMS? Oh, I'm so big of like kind of.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
Games that that entice you into torturing fake people.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
And I I think I have not met someone that
I know irl that pays Sims more than Sarah.
Speaker 4 (51:07):
Oh I love it? Yeah did you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (51:11):
So, I I mean I did. I played SIMS. That
was actually like the one video game that I did
play when I was like growing up, uh and so,
and I've always loved it and I have it now.
Speaker 4 (51:25):
But I literally like have to.
Speaker 3 (51:28):
I'm only allowed to play the SIMS if I'm doing
it on a stream like which, and I set that
as the boundary because if I just like let myself,
like you know, in in the privacy of my office
just sit on the computer playing the SIMS, yeah, I'll never.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
Get anything done.
Speaker 3 (51:46):
So I have to live stream it so that like
it paces me. And also because my Twitch audience doesn't
like it when I stream theme, they think it's too boring.
They don't like it, and they like complain about it,
and so I'm so I'm also that astasin me from
doing it too much.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
That's a question like do you know of that baby chalent?
And have you done that?
Speaker 4 (52:09):
No? I have not. Oh my god, I that sounds
like so much fun.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
I mean I kind of almost have a similar thing
that I do do with my sim, which is I
maybe like the one hundred cat challenge because my sim
just like she doesn't really have technically, she does have
a job. She owns a vet clinic, but she never
really shows up to work. Everyone else does the work
(52:35):
because you know, it's like I just use the cheat
code and I have infinite money. I don't really need
to go to work. So my sims thing is she
just likes cats, and she at any given time has
like ten probably cats that live with her.
Speaker 4 (52:50):
But also I use the thing to like.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
Strains.
Speaker 4 (52:57):
I collect strays as well.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Yes, like I just get all the cats I see,
I keep them all and I get them all to
live in my house. And but then the cats die
because there's not you can't like make them even though
there's like cheek codes and stuff, you can't make them
like actually literally live forever without.
Speaker 4 (53:13):
Fucking up the time line of the game.
Speaker 3 (53:16):
Yeah, so the way that you you get them to
like kind of not actually die, like they'll die, but
then you just make their ghosts like permanent. So instead
of like a cat ghost that appears in the middle
of the night and the game, the ghosts like are
always around and you can always see them. So my
sim just lives in a house full of like at
any given time, probably ten living cats, and like an
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increasingly large number.
Speaker 4 (53:40):
Of ghost cats also live in the house. It's very chaotic.
Speaker 3 (53:45):
It's just like I keep having to add on board
space to the house because I keep having to add
on more like litter boxes and shit.
Speaker 4 (53:54):
So I'm like, that's I think.
Speaker 3 (53:56):
I mean, I haven't even thought of it as like
I have a goal in mind with this.
Speaker 4 (53:59):
It's just funny and I keep doing it.
Speaker 3 (54:01):
But now I'm like, I think I am going to
have to make it one hundred cat challenge.
Speaker 4 (54:05):
I think that would about like thirty or something.
Speaker 7 (54:08):
Because I know that might break your game, but.
Speaker 1 (54:14):
I know with a hundred baby challenge whatever. So you
start off with your main protagonist and you know, you
you find different people around the town. You never have
the same baby daddy. And then like when she gets old,
like because she, like your team doesn't don't age when
they're pregnant, so now you have your last one. When
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she hits that age, the youngest, the youngest baby becomes
the new protection matriarch. Matriarch Okay, you have like have
her pop out all the kids whatever, and like you
just and you just keep on going. And then is
like I watched someone do this on YouTube and what
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was crazy was like one of her kids died, so
she had to not count that child because because it
was in a pool, like he was sleepy and instead
of going to bed, he like you know, decided to
go swimming.
Speaker 3 (55:11):
Oh no, that's a bad decision for a sim.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
The funny thing is is like if you're watching her stream,
you see like through the kitchen window of him like
sort of like looking at a bed, but then jumps
in the pool and you can actually see the sim
you know, drowning and she didn't notice it, and it
was her reaction was kind of hilarious. But yeah, well
(55:38):
what she did also was like, you know, as a
person got old, she picked one of the older baby
daddies and had them get married and you know, yeah,
so but it's fun. It's a fun challenge. It might
take a while because you know, you get to find
a hungred different yeah, to you know, have sex.
Speaker 4 (55:59):
With takes so a commitment, and.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
Mind you, that also does test your PC. It's like
it'll drain it, you know. I feel like that's one
of the reasons why I haven't actually done anything close
to one hundred. I think the.
Speaker 5 (56:15):
Most I've done was like twenty to a challenge, but
just because it kind of.
Speaker 2 (56:20):
Like overloads your game and it might crash.
Speaker 3 (56:23):
Yeah, like other people, I wonder if I mean, I
have a very PC, I wonder if it could handle it.
Speaker 1 (56:30):
The kids.
Speaker 4 (56:30):
It's the only one I gotta try. I gotta find out.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
You can only have like six or seven kid kids
in the house, so as soon as the kids hit adulthood,
you tick them out.
Speaker 2 (56:41):
You also have to have less than one hundred and
fifty SIMS in your world like active active households. So
the more you have it like in your world, like
the more it's gonna lag.
Speaker 4 (56:56):
That's so funny. Yeah, So it's just I've never I've
never got.
Speaker 1 (57:01):
The kids died too, because they we much you thick
them out, they get older too, and they die too.
So their kids like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (57:10):
They're technically goes whether playable or unplayable, but they're still
technically in game.
Speaker 1 (57:17):
Well, I mean, I don't know, but I do want
to hit on something because we've been going for a while.
Tell us about the Corn the Corn the Cornanthon Corn Telethon.
Speaker 3 (57:29):
Yeah, it is a fundraiser event. It is a live streamed,
twelve hour long variety show. So it's like imagine like
like a talk show podcast that just goes on for
twelve hours straight, no breaks, and I host it. We
just did the second Corn Telethon. We did the first
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one last year October twenty twenty four, so just on
September fourth, we just did the second one and the
whole thing. We raised money for swap La and Suade
Las Vegas, which are both nonprofits that do mutual.
Speaker 4 (58:05):
Aid for sex workers.
Speaker 3 (58:07):
So we raised a We raised sixteen thousand dollars for them.
We just split it evenly between the two, which is huge.
So that's the whole point of it, right is to
do the fundraising, but the journey.
Speaker 4 (58:21):
Is as much fun as the destination.
Speaker 3 (58:24):
I don't even know precisely the number of guests that
we had on the show this recent one.
Speaker 4 (58:32):
I think I think it was around sixty probably it's
it was a lot, like.
Speaker 3 (58:38):
So we just bring people on, we do an interview,
and like, because we had so many people to fit
in into twelve hour space, it was like the interviews
are like five minutes to eight minutes. They're really short,
but it's just so much fun and like really fast paced,
and it was very exciting. Like we got a lot
of really cool people, like some of my favorite comedians
(59:01):
we got on the show. We got John Marco Sarrissi,
which he's like an amazing he goes viral all the
time on Instagram. He's hilarious, so we got him on.
We got Ron Funches, and that one I was very
excited about because I don't know Ron Funches. I just
cold DMed him on Instagram. I just slid into the DMS.
(59:22):
I was like, hello, Ron Punches, would you like to
come on this talk show and talk to me for
like five minutes? And he was like yeah, I love that,
he said, yes.
Speaker 4 (59:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (59:37):
So we just had a lot of cool people on
and it's it's just really awesome and it's such a
fun event, and like it's fun to watch, it's fun
to do, it's fun to be a part of, and
the whole day just feels like one big party. It's
it was so much fun and people can watch it,
like it's on my YouTube. If you just search Corn
(59:57):
Telethon on YouTube, the twelve hour stream is on there.
Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
You can watch it.
Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
It is very long, obviously, so but I am I
already am in the process of like we have an
editor who's cutting up segments so that we can release
like actual trimmed segments that a more.
Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Digestible, bite sized clips.
Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
But it is it takes a while to cut them
up because it's again twelve hours of footage.
Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
And it's five minute interviews. So it's like you had
to break it up, you title it, and you have
to get it together. Yeah, and you have to export it.
Exporting takes forever.
Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Yeah, it's like I make thumbnails for all of them,
which that's like the hardest part honestly with YouTube is
making thumbnails because the thumbnails matter so much.
Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
I dispointed, like I commission somebody to do Yeah, all
are thumbs like he actually but like this, I sent
him a list of all RA episodes and he's he's
on top of it. Can you mess me today? So
who is your seat? Like asking, Oh, by the way,
I don't I think we said this, yo, this is
(01:01:02):
our season's aid opener already or whatever, but you are
who you have coming on? And I haven't responded it yet.
So he's on top of it. He's already asked, like,
who we have coming up coming on after you and
for the next five people, so you can at least
get pictures and stuff for it. So yeah, I'm at
(01:01:23):
the point now just commission that out because I'm too lay. Yeah,
thank you, guy, you thank you. Professor's his name, professor,
Thank you, professor. I appreciate you. I'm way too lazy
to do it now.
Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
Yeah. I also have a podcast as well. I I
gotta know why I didn't think to mention that until now,
but I do. I have a podcast that I started
in February. It's called First First. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
It was like it's one thing on my list.
Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
Was oh good you thought of it?
Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Oh no, it was like it was like to at
least do the corn thing for it, because I know
it is more of a fun, ridgid thing and I
think you love to do that too, so I wanted
to make sure that I mentioned both. Yeah, these ease
them in there, like so like men, So first thirds,
what what's what styal is it in?
Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
So it's, uh, it's conversational like it is. It's it's
fairly it starts out as like a structured conversation. So
it's called that because the theme the gimmick, if you will,
is that I bring on a guest, a different guest
for every episode. I don't have like it's just me,
I don't have a co host. And I asked them
(01:02:41):
what was there first thirst, meaning like the first crush
you remember having on a pop culture figure, And it
can be anyone, I say who or what was your
first because it could be for a lot of people
it is it's like a celebrity. It's like a famous
person that they saw in a movie when they were
really young. And the conversations are also funny and at
(01:03:03):
times awkward because we are like we are specifically talking
about like the first time you ever had the feeling
of having a crush on someone in pop culture, and
for a lot of people that happens pretty young, and
so you don't really have the language to describe what
it is, but it's like you know, you know that
what you felt like in your memory. And so so
(01:03:23):
I had on like, for example, I had on Little Puck.
She's an amazing performer and she does a lot of
like she loves to do like monster cosplays, and she
does very like outlandish like cartoonish kind of porn even
and she's so talented and like over the top. And
so her her first thirst that she talked about was
(01:03:43):
like she had a crush on like bugs Bunny when
he dressed as like the opera.
Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
That like the Brunehilda character.
Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
And I was like, so it's a fun like conversation
to have with everyone because you never know what someone's.
Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
Response to that question is gonna be.
Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
And then the case of like Little Puck, I was like,
this is perfect, Like this makes so much sense, Like
it tells you so much about a person that like
this was their first inkling of like having a feeling
of like a crush or an attraction to someone like
romantically or otherwise, or just like thinking that they're hot
or something, you know, And and I think it says
a lot like about her that it's like it was
(01:04:21):
this like very cartoonish like cute thing, and it makes
sense because it's like what she's into now still.
Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
And mind you, I feel like our first there is
usually tend to be in a wholesome way.
Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
Yes, oh it's it's it always is a very wholesome
conversation because again we're talking about like these feelings that
you had in childhood. Literally like so it's and and
no one really has again like you didn't have the
language to understand what any of that even meant for
most people when you had those feelings. But it's about
(01:04:57):
identifying like, Okay, what was this early like iteration of
something you found attractive in like a celebrity in a cartoon, character,
in a character from a movie, whatever, in like a
pop star that you had a crush on. And and
how does that if it does at all? Because for
some people they end up going in a really different
direction as an adult. But for a lot of people
I find that like it does sort of predict something
(01:05:19):
about their adult sexuality or like who they're attracted to now,
the kind of people that they date and want to
have sex with.
Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
And it's just a really interesting.
Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Like way of of like getting to know yourself and
also other people. Like a lot of people who have
come on the podcast have we've you know, talked after
the recording ends about like, oh my god, like this
was so much fun because I've never thought about this
stuff and it's like really fun to dig back into
these memories and start to actually connect dots that like, wow,
(01:05:48):
I wouldn't have realized like, oh, I'm into this thing
now and like it kind of makes sense, Like.
Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Yeah, I still remember who my first rush was. Yeah,
remember the year I got a crush from them and
uh you know, and it's it's like the celebrity crush
I had. She passed away, and I remember how I
felt so sad when I found away. It was it
was a tree train.
Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
You knowed train, I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
The original yellow arranger.
Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Yeah, So because everybody was obsessed with Kimberly No this
is No No, No Change and me Joe Johnson, but
she wasn't choose not my favorite. It was it was
it was it was training your bus and yeah, and
my my little ten year old self was like, oh
(01:06:45):
my gosh, she is so beautiful and I was so
and don't get me wrong, when they replaced her with
with Ashley, I was like, okay, whatever, but I was
I was. I was so sad. I was like, dig
I don't want to watch the show no more.
Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
Aw I get that we did.
Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
I did have a guest on the podcast who Yellow
Power Ranger was was one of their first thirsts that they.
Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
Mentioned though that was I mean, I've gotten more since
then and it was like, Okay, yeah, she's cute, my
celebrity crush, but nope. But growing up, Treeny Treaty Treny
was my life.
Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
Nice. Aw I love that.
Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
The and mine, I'm not sure if you may know
who it is, but mine little male Santos and so
he's a Latin artist. He just sings so beautifully and
he when he sings, it's like he's putting a woman
on a pedestal, you know, like you just feel like
a goddess. And I'm like.
Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
That was He's super hot. That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
So I have I have a side question though, so
with the with a Cornethon, like are you gonna do
that every year? Or is it just going to be
like every so often. How you plan on doing that
going forward?
Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Yeah, I mean it's so far it's annual. We've been
saying that, and and I that is still the plan.
It's a it would be kind of nuts to try
to do the event on that level more often than
once a year, because it is it's like three months of.
Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
Intense planning. Yeah, and I and I.
Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
Should say, like I have two co producers, so it's
not I'm actually doing like the least work in terms
of the planning this segments. My my work is mostly
a day of it's doing the hosting stuff and also
like getting I I do a lot of contacting people
to like get them to come on the show. But
(01:09:01):
I'm not the one who's like making the run of
show and stuff because that's greazy. I mean just having
like one hundred people and you need to like figure
out everyone's availability and like where they can show up
in the studio and like and some people do pre
tape interviews because they live, you know, they're on Like
we had comedians that are like on tour in Europe,
(01:09:22):
so they we did like a zoom interview and pre
tape and we play that instead of them being there
in person and so it's just a crazy amount of
like logistics and coordination and like our producer Madeline, who
did really the bulk of that is like amazing, Like
I have so much respect for people who are very
(01:09:42):
organized as someone who's not.
Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
I remember when we switched to Zoom for this because
we used to only do it and this is before
uh Sarah Lais became Michaelhos. We used to only do
it in person, and it made it well once we
did limit ourselves who we can have on. But it
was so crazy hard because you know, I can't say this.
(01:10:12):
I have a like I'm so into time management. It's crazy.
I have a tattoo on my leg that means time management.
I'm so into time management in the organ organization. And
people used to come to the studio like we used
to record like five minutes after or ten minutes after
(01:10:33):
it was a start, and we still do you know,
sound checking all this, and I'm like, oh my god,
but this process, we didn't really started Zoom because of COVID. Yeah,
that's it. Otherwise we'll still be in the studio in
North Hollywood trying.
Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
To get Yeah, I mean it is, you know, we
love Zoom exists pretty much every episode of First Thirst
is Zoom as well. Like, yeah, I actually have been
slowly setting up my office space to be able to
do I r L recordings for it, which is like
(01:11:12):
an eventual goal. I still have a lot of setup
I need to do for that, but I at least
have the equipment that I can record it in person.
It's more like I think I'm gonna have that be
like episodes where I do that are gonna be like
bonuses or something, and I'll sort of Patreon because I
don't want that to be every episode.
Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
That's just too much. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
Logistics.
Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Yeah, even though a lot of the people that are
on the show they like live in LA I'm still
like yeah, but that is still.
Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
Like a lot because like traffic.
Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
Like like I don't it's like someone that has to
like drive for an hour to come.
Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
Yeah, it's like on Zoom what.
Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
I do is like THEO who came in person. I
used to always, you know, give them like like chocolate,
So here's chocolate for coming, I have you and now
yeah and then you then occasionally you get a person
who's like me who doesn't like chocolate, Like, well, I
(01:12:13):
don't really care for chocolate. And it's just like, well,
I have nothing for you now.
Speaker 4 (01:12:18):
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Like.
Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
Give them a sex toy from your box of goodies.
Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
No, no, this frothing to North Hollywood though.
Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
No. I know.
Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
I have a random box of just random sex toys
because like they're all unused. But it's just like because
like I record people doing sex stuff. Yeah, like if
I'm recording it, I buy the product and I buy
like a I over buy. So I have a lot
of random a lot of random lingerie, and a lot
(01:12:54):
of random sex toys and just sit at my house
and I'm like people like if it's your first time
coming through and you're an adult or a porn performer,
I'm like, please go through this box and take one
or two things because I have a lot of it,
or take some lingerie because I have a lot of it.
Please take and you somewhere. Yeah, I know, I know that,
(01:13:14):
y'all performers. Sometimes I like to wear the same thing twice.
Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
It's it's it's it's not a popular yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
So it's like, please take and then people come to
take from the box whatever. Even when I give security kit,
I give security kits where people who are a female performers,
because I know people are weird out here. And in
the and in the bag it's you know, it has mace,
pepper spray, maze pepper spepper spray, a glass breaker. I
(01:13:47):
think that makes a loud noise. And then also the
bunny knuckles, and then I just I just throw a
random oh and a taser. Then I just to throw
a random dildo in there and like say say here,
take or vibrator. Take you gott your vibrator, your stun
don safety kid, and you can go on rry way.
Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
Honestly, depending on like what kind of dildo it is,
that could also be a self defense weapon.
Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
Like I've got some dildos that.
Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
Like if I if I slap a guy with that dildo,
like he's going down.
Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
Well, there's there's there is some doddos in my in
my sex toy bux that are like the wist of
my arm, Like that's the girth of my arm. And
then it's like it's like sixteen inches long.
Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
So it's like the megas megadill.
Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
Yeah. What'sppened randomly though, is recently everybody has been taking
all of those I think I have I used to
have like like eight or nine of them, and I
think I have like two or three left. No, it's
and I'm like, obviously it's a it's one for the butthole.
But it's like everybody's like, no, I don't do an
(01:15:09):
I almost take this up my pussy and I'm like,
we're gonna pray for your pussy.
Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Some girl's girls train Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Yeah, yeah, but Jesus Christ, I know, like you can
only you can only everybody has a wall. You can
only go.
Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
So I have some really really large toys and they're
like aspirational because and I try.
Speaker 4 (01:15:36):
I do my best.
Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
Yeah, but ultimately some of the biggest toys I have,
I'm like I look at them and I just sigh
and I'm like maybe one day.
Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Honestly, yeah, it's hard. I have one specifically that is
like a monster, like just because of the color and everything.
And I mean, I put in my pussy, but I
didn't really, you know. It's one of those It's one
of those like maybe not even halfway in and I
(01:16:10):
was like a little too much, yeah, And then they
asked me to try it again, and I was like,
you're all getting a foot shopped.
Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
This whole shelfing unit behind me is like all these
drawers and then like the next rowdown are pretty much
entirely full of sex toys. Oh I I own honestly
too many, like because I don't use them all that
often either. And I'm just like it's it's on the
(01:16:45):
list of things in the back of my head that
I'm like I'll do that someday is to like go
through and like call through it because it's too many.
I'm just like, I know I have fans. You'd want
to like buy these from me?
Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
I mean, yeah, probably listed as having juices or whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
Correct, yeah, recently.
Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
Yeahs oh my god. But okay, now I was just
thinking of like robot juices, you get what I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Yeah, you know, you know, you know they'll frame it too,
they put it in the glass case. Yes, I got
this from Sirius.
Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
I totally would.
Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
Serious Pussy was here.
Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
Exactly honestly, I would buy a T shirt that sucks that,
you know. Yeah, serious pussy was.
Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
Here, an arrow pointing to your face. It's great. I
love it.
Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
So, So, while do you have coming up? Did you
want your fans to know or to know about like what,
like what what's exciting coming up for you.
Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
Well, I've got some exciting collab scenes that I'm releasing
my only fans soon, So I'm always gonna plug that.
Everyone should check that out if they're if they're interested. Honestly,
for the next couple of months, aside from like just
doing collabs and stuff, I'm keeping it fairly low key, like, uh,
because well it's like holiday season and so you know,
(01:18:32):
I know I'm gonna be like traveling and stuff for holiday.
Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
Uh and uh.
Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
Other I mean, I guess I'm starting to prepare for
Award season. As crazy as that sounds, like, Yeah, but
it's his tis almost the season. It's always it always
happens where it's like, you know, September, I'm like, Halloween's
a little over a month away, so and I get
really into Halloween, like I need to. I'm about to
(01:18:58):
start decorating my house for Halloween.
Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
So I just thought about this because I didn't mention
this earlier. So we are recording early because of the
holidays and stuff like that. And so this episode is
actually not only our season eight opener, but also our
Halloween episode.
Speaker 4 (01:19:20):
Excellent. I love that it's.
Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
The double dose so Halloween, and.
Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
Yeah, I love I love that because Halloween is like
my favorite holiday. I say that, but he also say
this like almost every holiday when it's close by. I'm like,
my favorite holiday is whatever one is next, but Halloween,
for sure. I haven't decided what I'm gonna be though.
I mean, by the time this episode is out, I'm sure.
Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
Yeah, I know that for myself, Like I don't really
go out a lot, but I I'm the house that
kids want to go want to go to because I have,
like I'm the one who has like the king size
candy bars.
Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
Oh yeah, what I buy is.
Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Like twenty to thirty. So the first twenty kids will
get like a king size bar and then like after that,
you just get a handful and I just throw it
in your back nice and because I accidentally I wasn't
paying attention one year in but you know how those
uh those airhead things, Airhead candies come in a box
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of like and it's like six or seven in a
box or something like that. I wasn't paying attention. I
just threw a whole box and the kids and kids back.
Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
That kid was like, I'm coming back to this house
every year, yeah, or maybe multiple times a night on Halloween.
Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
But the only thing that sucks is because in my area,
I'm the only like I live in like a where
I live, but it's like I'm the only house here
in the circle that gives out candy. So because I
like it looks so dark down here, oh yeah, they
don't come out. I had to have my uh, Chris Cock.
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Chris Cock. He put like a he made like a
random dummy with a big old light so we would know,
like we'll at least look down the street and come down, yeah,
say candy, you know. And yeah, my neighbor who when
we were friends, told people to come down here because
I had candy. And so that's the only reason I
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gave up candy last year. I don't I don't really
eat candy anymore at all.
Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
So it's like if it's not taken, it's not going
to be you know, utilized.
Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
Yeah, you're gonna have to get rid of it some
other way.
Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Yeah, I just gift candy away now, like I have
a whole I have a whole like thing on one
of my shells. I just candy, and I just tell
everybody to come through, like, hey, and you want some candy.
I can't, Yes, or like, so this is I had
a barbecue this past Saturday, and I'm like, hey, we
got food, we got we got all these barbecue wheels.
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By the way, we got candy too, so please.
Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Get mind you he has a many gumball machine too.
Speaker 4 (01:22:27):
Oh that's amazing, and if what if what it's filled
with right now?
Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
It is filled with starbirds, jelly jelly beans. That's amazing
and I just I just had to refeel it because
it was gone.
Speaker 4 (01:22:40):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
I want one of those Gumball machines in my house
that like has the little like prizes in the in
the little.
Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
Thing like with.
Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
Temporary tattoos and stuff. Yeah, that's that's the dream right there.
Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
I loved one with little one. I think that'd be
so cute.
Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
They don't cost that much. I think it was like
like one hundred something. That was the last time I
was like, yeah, by random stuff, I have have a
random pac Man machine just in my kitchen for no reason.
Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
Well, no, I assume you like Man. No, that's reason.
Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
Right. I was at my cousin's house in Alabama and
I just played it at their house and I'm like,
I want one, And then I bought it and did
not that, just put it on my kitchen table and
it's still in the plastic box. I haven't took it apart.
I haven't even turnt the door and see if it
works or not. And it's a minute's a miniature one,
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but steal it just sits there. No, that's my life. Yeah,
but mind.
Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
You, I feel like we all buy random things that
we don't need and that they just kind of end
up in a corner and you're like, well, you're very pretty.
I just never gonna use you. I have a giant
like Pickle Rick plushy.
Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
Oh oh, Pickle Rick. I do love plushies. I I
also love Laboo boos.
Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
Oh I still don't have one.
Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
Although I'm not like crazy crazy about Laboo boos, like
you know. I have two lafufoos and they're the same.
They're both like blue ones. I bought them at separate
times and just happen to get the same la Fufu color.
I still love them. They're actually pretty good lafoo. They're
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pretty condensing, Like.
Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
Yeah, I think I think the one that is in
my house, like the hairline is messed up.
Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
Yeah, yeah, the ears are like super crooked on one
of mine. And his hands are wrong, his little hands
and legs. I'm like this, these aren't right.
Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
Honestly, I kind of like plushies like that, that imperfection.
I don't know, I feel like I like that in
certain plushies.
Speaker 4 (01:25:12):
Honestly, Yeah, I think it's kind of endearing.
Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
This is this is my favorite thing I have though.
This is my little homie.
Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
He has a little cute, very cute I had.
Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
I had nick surgery in a little and someone gave
me this while I was in recovery and I always
keep them next to my computer. That's my bubba.
Speaker 4 (01:25:37):
I love it. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
She's leaving out, but I was going to wrap up
in a second.
Speaker 4 (01:25:44):
It's huge. Oh my god. I was expecting it to
be like, you know, all sized. Maybe yeah, no, kind
of it. Like I didn't love it.
Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
For no reason other than it was great at games.
Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
That yeah, that's all it takes. Like look on my plushies.
Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
I have this.
Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
I actually this is a little Chihuahuah because I did
a basically a Paris Hilton cosplay on the Corn telethon,
so I had to have a little Chuahua like she
did in the two thousand shows that are a little
ua with her.
Speaker 4 (01:26:18):
That's who this is.
Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
And then this is the you know that meme where
the dog is in the burning room, and this is
that dog. That's my favorite plushy. He's holding a coffee
cup that says this is fine on it. For like
for like years, he lived in the back seat of
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my car, like he was seat belted in in the
center back seat, like he was a passenger like riding
back there. And I just he just lived back there,
you know. And yeah, if I was, like, you know,
had other people like riding in the car in the
back seat, I would be like, don't move him, that's
his rifle spot.
Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
I would totally do that too. The only thing is
my pickle break is too big to take anywhere.
Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
M hm. But we actually practical went over our time
we've this has been a little fun, I will conversation.
We wouldn't wait like like we supposed to stuff like
twenty minutes ago. But you are such a great, great conversationalist.
Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
Y'all too. This is very fun.
Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
You just Chris, uh, where can anybody find you? By
your content? By like you know, see all your stuff,
see anything that.
Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
Like you know, is you Well the easiest one is
just to go to sire doll dot com because that's
my like link tree, so it links to everything else.
You can follow me on Twitter, I'm the seiy Doll,
Instagram the seial Doll again, and I'm also on Blue Sky.
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I use Blue Sky more than Twitter now and I
if you just search seree Doll on there, I pop
right up.
Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
But yeah, just.
Speaker 3 (01:28:01):
Mainly seri dot com because you'll find links to all
these other things, including my only fans too.
Speaker 4 (01:28:07):
Right on that site.
Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
Sarah Lakes, you guys can find me on iinsaris dot com.
All of my links and my social medias will be
on there.
Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
Yay. We are duburb misfits on Instagram, burg fits on Twitter,
Facebook and bourg withst comlist's everything we do from fitness stuff, uh, photography,
terra stuff everything. We do everything for no reason because
we're bored, so we do. I am ross r R
(01:28:38):
A W s c A r R on Twitter and
on Blue Sky and on the X at Twitter or
if you want to call it again. One thing, I
just I just realized we didn't do the new normal
thing was said like saying, like asking her to tell
us about ourselves ourself because if you don't know who
(01:28:58):
she is, you have issue because she's an icon, an icon,
and she didn't need that normal introduction. Because if you
don't know Siri, you don't know ship and I'm cussed.
I just want to put that out there anyway, Thank
you for coming on. We really appreciate it. You are
a joy, a pleasure, and I am so glad. I
(01:29:19):
ran to be running to you last last week our
time and you agreed to come one because you made
our season eight opener very special and we love you
for that.
Speaker 4 (01:29:32):
Thank you for having me. This is so much fun.
Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
Goodbye.
Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
It's such a blessing.
What was this is Roster I the mister effecting the
court with my wonderful, wonderful, spectacular co host, lovediness Sarah Lates.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hey, welcome back everyone. We are now opening up season
eight with a very very special guest. Honestly, I have
even been following her online for quite a while. She
did start in twenty twelve, took a bit of a hiatus,
(00:30):
but she is back and way better than ever. But
everyone say hello to the gorgeous redhead City Siri Doll.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, hello, Hello, thank you for having me on my
Serri Pop.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Come we just cut your phone off?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, I know I might have to.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Sorry, see you like you've been fired for a long throat.
But I've made her a long time ago at this
little thing called porns are.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
A karaoke Yeah, m I remember the days.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Oh that's so awesome. I went in the very tale end.
It would have been awesome to meet you there.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah. I used to go.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I mean I went like religiously every Tuesday night. I
mean there's very few tuesdays that I didn't go.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
This while the time this was.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It was such more of a comedity back then of
as people getting together and singing me singing horribly and
everybody else thinking so magnificently wonderful.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, I definitely I kind of sang. I think the
I really sang like the same songs.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
That is.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I still do karaoke on.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
A somewhat regularly, like I go, like, you know, every
once every other month or something, so not as much
as it's not like a weekly occurrence for me these days,
but I really did. I definitely cut my teeth at
karaoke doing porns. For a karaoke I had like the
same three songs that I always sing. What were they Fuck
You by se Low was like the main one that
(02:05):
was that was always a crowd pleaser, and then there's
like one or two songs by Heart that I would
also sing, and then sometimes.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I'd throw it in Atlantis more set.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Oh that is so awesome.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah, it was always a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
See it's funny.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
We may do what we do on screen, but I
don't know. I'm still too shy to go up and
saying during like karaoke.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Well, it's a very different kind of exhibitionism than porn is.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yes, absolutely, And I always feel like I'm never drunk
enough to do it, you know, I'm.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Like, yeah, it's not for me. Yeah, have you ever
done private room like Korean style karaoke?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
No, I've never been to one of those.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
That one's really fun because you know, you don't have
you're not like singing to like a crowd full of strangers.
So I mean for some people, it makes it like
a more enjoyable experience. I like both kinds of karaoke.
My partner and I will do a thing where as
like a date night where we'll go rent a private
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room karaoke and they'll just be the two of us
and we'll do karaoke roulette, where like we take turns
picking a year, so like a random year, like, and
then we have to look up the Billboard top one
hundred from that year, and we both have to pick
a song from that list. And it's it's tough because
sometimes I'm like, I genuinely don't like, really know very
(03:36):
well any of the songs on this list, like or
I just don't like them, and I'm like, I don't
want to sing that, but I have to.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Those are the rules you have to do it.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, it does sound like a great way to get
to know new music, though not new music.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
New to you.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Music.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, music that you might not normally listen to or
nursing along with.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Absolutely, like what, I just played Guitar Hero three, Like
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I didn't think I was a rock girly.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
You know, so many people discovered good music through playing
guitar hero and like rock band.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
It's so funny.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
You know, if y'all looked up like the year y'all
were born, I'm sorry, I looked looked up this song
that was number one, like on your birthday.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah, oh, good Questionia, I'll do that. I'm gonna I'm
gonna look it up right now, right.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Born in ninety seven. So what song was popular February?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I know Man Eater was the number one song when
I was born by a whole notes.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah, so, oh my god, I'm so disappointed because it
is the number one song on the day I was born.
Is it's I'm almost like about to rickroll you guys,
because it is. It's not never going to give you
Up by Rick Astley, but it is His follow up
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hit song was number one on I was born on
June twentieth, nineteen eighty eight, and so the top one hundred.
The top song was Together Forever by Rick Astley, which
I don't. I've never even heard it. Like I always
thought he was a one hit wonder. I guess he
was a two hit wonder.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
So line was Unbreak my Heart by Tony Prexton.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Oh that's a good one, beautiful, I actually know that one, right.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I like that, But I.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Wouldn't I wouldn't have the vocals to do it.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Yeah, that's that would be very hard. I don't. I
couldn't do that either. I could try, he says.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Song with the video though, Yeah, the video.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I haven't seen that video forever though, when I can't
even I don't even remember that video.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yeah, I know I saw it.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I was when the dude I couldn't give his name though,
Tyson Tyson Beffort was on a motorcycle and he crashes
and dies and she's crying because he died in the video.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Memory works, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, that's his historian brain remembers a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Random, random, random, useless information. Like I know for a
fact that I have a video of you in my
YouTube somewhere singing at PSK.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah, yeah, I wonder if there's still one.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Uh No, I have, like I have a whole bunch
of just different. It's just I just gets to record
like every performer singing, and then I just throw it
up on YouTube and I'm I'm like ninety five percent
sure that is still up, and I'll say that I
think it's a it's a video of somewhere that I
have of Chris Cott giving you a birthday cake check
(07:00):
like a ding do that is somewhere in my Ripercross.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I did have my birthday there. What what year was
that it was?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
There's an article twenty thirteen.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Oh my gosh, that would have been my twenty fifth birthday.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Okay, twenty fifth birthday, which is great, that's twelve years ago.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, still have eights.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
I know.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
What's funny is I see a lot of photos from
when I was like brand new to the industry, and
I'll like, when I had for like I only it
was only for like six months when I was brand
new that I had like completely bleached platinum hair. And
when I see photos of myself from that era, now
I'm like, I actually look to me, I think I.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Look older than I am currently, even though I was
like twenty four. But I'll see the photos.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
And be like I look like I'm in like almost forty.
But yeah, just because that hairstyle, I'll never go back
to it. I'm like, didn't it wasn't doing me any favors.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
I feel like it's the style plus like the whole
thing about color theory.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It probably like made you just look pale and whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
It definitely did, yes, yes, also because I am very pale.
I was even more pale than like I've you know,
I'm twelve years older, I've spent time in the sun.
Like even my like my factory setting now is less
pale than it was when I was twenty four. So
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I did I looked a little bit ghostly, a little
bit of emic maybe.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Well, like I know what.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
A lot of fans liked it, so they like I
would get comments from fans talking about how pale I was,
and I was like, I don't know, I feel like
it's kind of creepy for you to like be super
into how pale I am.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
But that's okay. You do you.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Fan like the most random, random, random thing, and it's
sometimes it's weird and like you just sit back and
really think like.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Huh, yeah, yeah, I mean, look, there's one of the
things that I think we all learn in the industry
pretty quick is like there's something for everyone out there,
and almost anything you imagine can be made into a fetish.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Absolutely. Like I've gotten to the point where I've just
been enjoying making a lot of like ignore fetish videos,
just going about my day, and like, at first I
didn't think that was really a big thing, but it's like,
you know what, Like I get to just essentially pretend
that there's a spy camera in my house and just
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walking around feeling sexy. Like damn, there's a lot of.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
People that want to see this ignore fetish. Yeah, I
haven't ever really done that kind of content.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I know I'm aware of it, though, Like I've had
a couple of fans do like something in a similar
vein as like a custom video request request that you've
gotten okay, the weirdest one, and I reject a lot
of Like I'm very specific. I do do customs, but
but I'm very particular about.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
The weirdest one you actually did, because I know some
people say, well, I want to scat video.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
And oh yeah, the weirdest one I actually did. I mean,
I'm not willing to get that weird for a customs.
So I don't really have anything terribly shocking. I mean,
I guess and see, I don't even find it that
weird because it's it is like a pretty common fetish
but like giantess and like var stuff.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
So going back to oh no, wait, I want I
have a better one that.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Beats that, okay, because it's weirder because it's actually less common. Well,
I'll just I mentioned I'll briefly say what it was
just someone who had like a giantess and like vor fetish.
So I did a custom video for this guy where
you know, he he had me put the stuff in
order to do it on my wish list, so he
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bought it and sent it to me.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
But I had it.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
It was like a bunch of the like miniature railroad people,
like model.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Rear road people where they're like this tall.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yeah, I had, and I set them up on the
floor and then it's like we filled it with a
GoPro to, like you know, with a really wide angle
to make me look even taller from like the floor
angle looking up. And then I just like you know,
had bare feet and stumped on these little people and
pretended that I was a giant stepping on them. But
(11:44):
again that's pretty typical for like giantede stuff. There's it's
not terribly weird. What is weird?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Okay? And I did ah man.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I can't remember his name now because this guy was
a customer for a long time. Over the course of
like two years, he bought probably a dozen or more
custom videos from me, and he would send me a script.
So his thing was crevice fucking, like like I would
hire a male talent to do the custom video with me,
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and then it would be like the whole point is
that the guy's putting his dick in any combination of
body parts, but not any normal ones like like so
there's no no pussy, no butt, no mouth at all.
It would be like I would hold my arm like this,
like bend my arm, and then he would like fuck
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the crevice in my elbow, or like he would fuck
my like bent knee, like the crevice of my knee,
or it would be like putting my legs together and
he's fucking you know, between my thighs. Which that that's
like probably the that one I can understand as like
a thing that would be pleasurable for the.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
But like fucking the knee and stuff.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I'm like, wow, that's that's wild.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
And we ran across videos or people like doing armpit.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Armpit sex yep, armpit was one of them. We did
some armpit stuff, yes, and.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
My favorite into that it's weird to me.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I kind of I get armpit like with my partner,
like when he's like stinky, I really like to smell
his armpits like it turns me on.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
But that's not I'm not that way with everyone.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Like it's not like a default thing where I'm like,
oh I love armpits as a fetish.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
It's more just like I like this.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Person and their natural smell makes me horny, which I
feel like is a very normal response to have.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I mean to do with armpits or remember always go
back to this when it's serious. Prebably be tired of
hearing it. A request that someone gave was you know
how you can make that farts now with your armpit.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Someone wanted somebody like like your fully clothed, fully clothed
just looking at the camera making that sound for like, uh,
it was like fifteen minutes. That's it, it's making and
that's all they wanted.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
That's a bit of a workout in itself.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
It doesn't workout, yes, but it's just off the boxing
different and that's a fetish.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
And like, yeah, it's so funny. I don't even know
how to do that. Because someone asked me to do that,
I would be like, I can't.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I I totally probably would that as a custom like hey,
easy money, but I can't even I don't even know how.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
It's just like make a little cup and then like
you just do it really fast.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I mean, I'm not going to try to learn now, Roster.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
No, No, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying,
Like it's just I'm talking. We're talking in the mirror.
But yeah, so that's that's how I'm to say I
learned now. But that's that's how it's how it goes.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
I mean, wait, what were you gonna say?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I forgot that, Like you're you're giving giving her a
little spiel and I forgot forgot to say like though
she was this year's top last Performer of the.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Year, yeah, I did not mention that.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Around like I was like, oh, yeah, I forgot I
won that.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Award genuinely kind of like what oh I did Oh yeah,
I want Toorn Award.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Maybe because I still haven't gotten my trophy yet.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
You still haven't gotten it.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
I still haven't gotten it in the mail. I'm like,
where are my trophy at at their door? I know
I need to about it. I keep forgetting.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I mean, you also won Best Mants Performer at the
Trans Awards too, so this year.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Did which That one's my favorite though. I love that
I won that award.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I'm like, that's that was the most exciting thing to
be nominated for and then to win it was also fun.
It was the first time I've ever because I actually
had COVID at the during the Porn Awards, so I
was planning to go. I had a whole cool outfit
planned and then I couldn't go, sadly, so I didn't
get to like but I hear that they they had
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so many categories and stuff that they didn't even do.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
People weren't even going up on stage two except their
awards at the Porn of Boards.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Anyway, But getting that Tea Award was the first time
I've gotten I've won an award where I actually like
was present and got to go up on stage and
accept it.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
And that was fun. It was a really fun night.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
That's honestly so awesome. I mind you.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
When I got my award, I was literally getting tacos
like I was in my outfit, like down, just getting
tacos from this taco truck.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, who won the congratulations winning? And she was like what.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Congrats on?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
What was Yeah, that's so funny. That's kind of how
with the porn hub thing. That's I was getting text
from people like congrats and I was like, what on
what what are you talking about? I'm like at home
in bed, I don't know. I want something.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Apparently, Oh sho, so okay, you can go.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I was to go ahead, though, too.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I was gonna talk about her fai, Well, we'll go ahead.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I was gonna talk about something else.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Go ahead, We'll do fitness first.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Then, so I heard you are a powerlifting I am.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
I love powerlifting very much.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I love the idea of powerlifting. I just hate the
gym in general.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Oh no, sorry about the gym. I'm always curious when
someone has that opinion.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I'm just I'm everywhere. So I'm a person that doesn't
like struck workouts. I need to do something that where
I don't know. I'm working out.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Insens Okay, yeah, like non fitness fitness.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Yes, I get that. My partners like that.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
It's like his worst nightmare, honestly, is being in like
a gym, especially like a weightlifting like a like a
lifter strength training meathead kind of gym. It's his absolute
worst nightmare, even though I try to go to him
into like working out with me, and he's like, he's
the kind he'd rather hike ride a bike, you know,
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he'd rather do manual labor, like truly, like he'd rather
go like build a house and they get to work
out that way. Yeah, and I'm the opposite, Like I
love it being very structured. And that's one of the
things that made me fall in love with powerlifting, is
it is it's very scientific, it's very structured. There's a
method to the madness the entire time. It's all about
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like training a specific way to maximize the weight that
you can lift.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
And it's like a very gum bro question. But I'm sorry, how.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
I so. Actually, what's funny is I was stronger when
I was new to.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
It, which is unfortunate. I'm approaching that level of strength now.
But there is a concept in strength training called beginner gains,
and it is a very real thing, which is like
when you first start training especially heavy like powerlifting, doing
like one rep maxes and stuff, beginner gains is just
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like your body's so hungry for it, like your muscles
are so like ready when they're new to it that
a lot of people have like crazy good numbers when
they're new. So my very first like year and I
will say like I did, I did strength train pretty casually,
I would say for like a couple years, so I
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kind of I had already been like doing self guided
kind of stuff with like the big three, you know, squat, bench, deadlift,
That's pretty much what powerlift thing is about. But I
wasn't super serious about it, and I wasn't really like
testing the limits. I wasn't like trying to hit like
one rep maxes or anything. I was just doing it
for general fitness. And then when I really got serious
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about it was in like twenty eighteen.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
It was when I.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Hired a coach and like actually had like a program
created that I was following, and within one year.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
I had like added so much to all my totals.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
So my best ever and I have to do math
really quick for this because in powerlifting we actually use kilos,
so I need to convert the numbers because I don't
remember what they are.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
In Yeah, so in America.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
So my best squat was two hundred ten pounds, bench
was one thirty two, and deadlift was two hundred and
sixty five. Okay, So and I still I still haven't
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gotten I haven't deadlifted that much. I haven't done any
of those numbers since then. Like really, that's but.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
That's also kind of fairly normal.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I think a big part of why is also because
I've lost weight. I weigh about thirty pounds less now
than I did when I hit those weight those numbers.
And generally speaking, like when you're a larger person, you
can lift more even an untrained person. Like if you
take like a woman that's, you know, over two hundred pounds,
she's probably gonna very quickly be able to deadlift like
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three hundred pounds.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
That's just kind of the way it works.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
And so, but I did recently the other day, like
last week, when I benched, I.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Miscalculated the weight on the bar. I was supposed to.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Bench fifty two and a half kilos, which is what
is that fifty two and a half. That's one hundred
and fifteen pounds, and I accidentally put more weight on
the bar with and so I actually benched one hundred
and twenty pounds accidentally for like more, which actually was
like really overshooting, like and my coach.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Was like, whoa, because it's I I.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
You know, It's that's a funny thing too, is like
if you for me, it's like if I don't know
the weight, then I'll probably lift more if I don't know,
because it is a mental game for sure of Like
certain weights sound intimidating to me, and that's especially true
with squat because I have a lot of I have
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a lot of anxiety around squat, like.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
A lot, I think a big deal. Is also like
if you don't know in a certain amount, you're going
to think to yourself, oh, I can lift this is
something of our a list I lift frequently, and so
you're going to do it like no matter what. When
you look at the weight, you're like, oh my god,
this is supposed this is one Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Yeah, it's just there is a lot of confidence that
comes with just like having trained with a weight.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
And you're just used to it.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yeah, well then you feel bad because sometimes like you
might have broken your record and unknown, and now you're like,
I broke my record without knowing. Now I have to
try to do it again with knowing, so.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
True break your own record.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Yeah, honestly, that's that's kind of how we do it
in training too. Is like if if I'm doing a
training for like testing a one ret max and I
don't actually compete, like it's an option I could, but
I for a lot of reasons, I'm like, I compete
with myself. I don't need to go and roll in
a powerlifting competition and compete against other people.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
I don't care that much. But I do train.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
I mean my I have a very very good like
he like has a world record in lifting, Like my
Perilton coach is great, and he runs up like the
program I run is what I would do if I
competed anyway.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
So it's kind of like doing everything.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
But so when I tested one rep max, it's like
that's essentially how it goes. You just add on you
just keep adding on weight and you lift it once
and you just see you go until you fail essentially,
And it's.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Again very scary to do that with for me with
like bench and squat.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
It's scary because those are the weights like if you
drop it like big ouch, you know, you gotta have
a spotter.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
With deadlift, you just drop it. You don't even really because.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Well, for everyone's different, but for me, it's like with deadlift,
it's the hardest is getting it off the floor and
like the midpoint before you bring it above your knee.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
So if you drop it.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
It's like it's gonna drop like two inches like or
it's just like if it's too heavy, you just can't
get it off the floor. That's true, So there's really
no like risk of failing the lift.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I've done that before, like when I was like knee
deep and crossed it and then someonet like someone was powerlifting.
I went. I was like, oh I can do that.
It did not budge like, it did not budget on.
I was like, oh, never mind, let me eat.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
I have been I haven't bench pressed in so many years.
Like I know, back in my yester years, my main
focus was my legs more so than my upper body.
So mm hmmm. I think the most I actually said
down I'm bench pressed was like one seventy.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
That's pretty awesome.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
But I was I think I was one I was
in I was one sixty at the time.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Yeah, yeah, it's I press.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
To bench press more than your body weight is so
hard for anyone. I mean I've never even gotten close
to it. But and I'm a pretty strong benure. I
have the advantage of having really short arms. Like my
arms are shorter than they should be considering how I'm
five to nine. You know how they say your wingspan
is supposed to be the same.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
As your height.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah, oh yeah, I'm.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Like, I'm like missing four inches from my wingspan. I
have like tiny arms. It's very it's but it's great
for bench because it means like less rate, it's like
less distance that I have to push it back up,
So it actually benefits me a lot.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Okay, you know that would be pretty helpful. But at
the end of the day, it kind of sounds like
both of you guys could bench press me easily.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Oh no, this was a long time ago. I've lost
so much.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I mean, at your height, roster will just go.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I mean I mean I could. I'm not gonna. I
can lift you up with both hands, but like, no,
you might follow me. We both we both be injured
because like I'll lift you up, You'll fall down because
I'm unable to do it, and you'll hit your face.
You'll follow my body so your face will be heard,
my body will be heard, and we both be in
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the e r so.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Or we just trust fall and I just make sure
my butt lands on your face and call.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
It a day. And then then I gotta I got
a flat face, flat face were I'm still in the
E r SO.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I mean, that would be a way to go, though
some ask.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Mission how did you get to get to get the app?
How'd you die? Row Star?
Speaker 3 (27:42):
But to the face, honestly, probably the best way anyone
could possibly go, Like, you know, absolutely, if we all
got to choose, I feel like a lot of people
would be choosing that.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
And mind you, I feel like your doctors have heard
it all at this point, you know, so whatever way
that we've decided to go, like, they've probably already seen it.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
But I think they have everything. Yeah, my question, I
don't know if.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
You've had any crazy like sex stories that have set
you to the.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
Er or Nope, and I hope I never do.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
I mean I've had sex. I had sex immediately had
to go to the hospital for surgery.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Oh yeah, it was it was.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
It was already planned and I was doing a photo
shoot beforehand, and this person initiated it and me and
like me and my assistant, I had a three with
this person. And then as soon as like we were
able to you know, like I freshened up, I had
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to drop that person off. Did immediately go to, uh
get surgery on my chest, like right after.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
You were like in case I go, We're gonna have
a last raw.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
It wasn't planned the model is to gave it. I
was just taking pictures and she just just just grabbed
my peanis and I was like, okay, okay, we're doing this.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Fun.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
It wasn't It wasn't for the plan. I was trying
to be a wholesome.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Also only gets you so far, right, I know.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah yeah, but still I'm I'm a wholesome photographer. I
don't like touching people.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yeah I'm they touched me. I'm the kind that one
person that makes like a photographer break character, ah open
off behind the scenes and they're just trying to like
be serious and I just do a little like something.
Usually I'm just like dancing in the background, you.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Know, yeah, being cute.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
We had energy, absolutely but every once in a while,
I'll get myself into trouble, as in like one time
I just kind of slipped and slid by accident. No, yeah,
I learned. I was like, you know what, let me
calm down. Yeah, that on set till after we're done.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
I've almost sent other people to the hospital because of
should I did during sex.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Namely, I was hooking up with this guy.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
It was our first time having seness with each other,
and he was like, I was wearing very tight pants,
and so I was like laying on the bed and
I was like getting my pants off. He was helping
me get my pants off, so he's like tugging them
at the and he tugged them really hard, and then
I pulled really hard and my leg like recoiled and
then I just and he leaned in at it like
the timing was just the perfect timing for this to happen,
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and he leaned in when my legs were coiled, and
then I just like it's like I just like kicked
him right in the face, and and like if it had,
I mean I didn't break his nose, but he was
he got it.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
He got face kicked pretty fucking good.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
He needed to take a breather for like fifteen minutes
and then and then we you know, had to He
carefully had sex with my legs out of the way.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Put your legs down at this.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Point kinda yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
But honestly, there was only one time where sex actually
did send me to the r but luckily it was
not on a porn set. It was actually at a
swinger's party.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Oh mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
So this is why I do try to advocate for
people making sure they know how to mount their sex.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Oh, I've seen videos of people like getting in a
sex wing and it just falling because it wasn't mounted properly.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah. Too, Like this was like a warehouse kind of
like event, So it wasn't a pop up or anything.
This like it was mounted, it was supposed to be.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
You know.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
I went in there, we were fucking, and I actually
it was funny enough. It was one of my best
orgasms ever. There was so many people watching on the doorway,
and there was a mirror right above the doorway that
I actually ended up squirting on.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
Ooh.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
And so like my guy he's like fucking me. So
we're going like this and then he flips me around
and so you know, mouth and then it goes back
and forth.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
At one point he stops turning it and it's just
front and back.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
Yeah, And he ended up like I'm squirting. And then
at the same time I bounced in the wrong direction. No,
that's falling to the ground. The whole thing.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Collapses on top of me.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
No, so I end up with.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
A concussion, like blacked out for a minute or two.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
You know, like, oh my god, the.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Like they had volunteer nurses there, luckily, so luckily, I
got taken care of right away, and they even told
me which you are to go to and everything, And
that was, honestly just the craziest experience I've ever had.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Yeah, yeah, in a very cautionary tale about six.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
I'm glad you're okay.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Honestly, me too. That was rough.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
M h. I'm surprised.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
I've never I've never had a concussion in my life,
which is kind of I played rugby for a couple
of years and everyone on my team had had a concussion,
but not me, which honestly, I think it was because
I was like a bad I was not good at
playing rugby, and I think that's why I'm like if I,
if I had been like better and gotten like if I,
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if I was good at catching the ball and running
with it, then I would have gotten tackled a lot more,
and then I maybe would have gotten a concussion. But
as it was, I would like mostly fumble the ball
or immediately pass it to someone who I knew was
going to be able to run faster.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
I get it, You're like, nope, not me.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Yeah, So my only injury from rugby was I had
terrible shin splints and I broke my pinky and that's it.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
I got out pretty pretty easy.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Okay, See that's not too bad.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
That's not Yeah, it's not too bad.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Yeah. No, Like as much as I love sex swings,
I still haven't been plucked on one since then.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Yeah, that would I would be staying away from them.
If it were me, I'd be like, you know what, No,
we're we have a little bit of trauma about the
sex swing.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Yeah, absolutely I have.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
I have been in one actually, and it was also
at a swimmer club at like a warehouse place in
LA like like in twenty thirteen or something. I wonder
if yeah, yeah, I'm in North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
So it was actually over there in Wilmington area. Cool,
so it was different spot, of course, but yeah, it's
probably the same vibe that underground club vibes.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
I've been to a number of I mean, I don't
really go to swimmer clubs anymore, but that was I
used to a lot that was kind of part of
how I got my my dipped my toes into you know,
the industry.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
And I went to a lot in Texas I used
to go to.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
There was a really big one in Dallas that I
went to a lot in my early twenties. And they
didn't have a sex swing at that club that I remember.
I bet they do now, but probably, but yeah, And
it makes me wonder if the place in la I
don't even know if it's around anymore. I don't even remember,
oh my god, I don't remember what it was called.
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But if it is around, I wonder if their sex
swimmings are still mounted, if they've broken in the last
ten years. I know.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
I feel like for stuff like that, you just if
you don't know how to do it, just ask someone
who does.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
Yeah, yeah, literally that.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Because mind you. One of the people that I also
knew from there, he was a volunteer, like firefighter. He
had been a retired chief firefighters. That was like, if
y'all needed help with that, he could have told y'all
how to.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Fuck yeah right, yeah, seriously because they.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Had asked him before about other like fire shoes and
stuff like that, so he was always willing to give
his knowledge. And I'm like, guys, we as a generation
need to learn to actually ask for help.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
That's so true, so true. Don't do don't try to
do y everything.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
Yeah, especially not the sex way.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
So it's not a quick question, so I'll side of this.
What do you do for fun? What is?
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Oh boy?
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Video games? I love games. I wish I had more
time to play video games, honestly, uh, And I have
to be careful with it because I'll like get into it.
I'll get so deep into it that it'll be like, oh,
I fucking do Yeah. I like role playing games, like RPGs,
specifically like really story based ones. So like some of
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my favorite games are let's see, I played the All
the Uncharted series.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
That was kind of what got me into because I
didn't grow up.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Really playing much video games. My parents like refused to
buy an N sixty four whatever, so I like missed
out on a lot of it, although I would, like,
you know, I play games like a friend's house or something,
so I'm not like I wasn't like totally foreign to it,
but I so when I had surgery, when I during
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the five years that I was retired from the industry
was when I had I got breast reduction surgery, and
the recovery from that was like truly like being bedridden
for two weeks straight and then still not even really
being able.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
To exercise meaningfully for a while after that.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
So at the time, my boyfriend and I lived together
and he was a big gamer, and so when I
got home from the hospital, he basically set me up
with his I think he was a PS three that
he had at the time. The PS four like had
just come out, but he had every game you could
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possibly have for PS three.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
So I played.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Skyrim I Love to Completion. I played the whole game
in like a week. It's like it was all that
I did other than sleep, and I absolutely loved it.
And Skyrim' is still one of my favorite games. And
then I played all of the Uncharted games and all
of the tomb Raiders, like I got super into it,
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and then we broke up, and then I eventually got
my my my self a PS four and then now
I have a PS five, and so I love like,
I mean, I'll try like any game that is available
in PlayStation.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
That's like a like a first person like role playing game.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
My favorite though, is the Horizon series, like Horizon Zero
Down and Horizon Forbidden West. They're just really gorgeous, like
and I like the character Aloy. I did a cosplay
of her a couple of years ago that was so good.
I did like a professional photo shoot in character as
her on the beach in like I forget what it's called,
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like a like a Paradise cove or like one of
the very like you know, pristine beaches in Malibu. And
I posted a photo from this cosplay photo shoot to
the r slash cosplay subreddit and it got removed, and
the note on the removal from the moderator said they
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they thought it was just a photo from the game,
like they didn't know. They were like, this isn't cosplay.
You don't just post screencaps from the game. And I
was like, Oh, that's the best. I mean, I'm mad
that they removed it, but that's the best compliment.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Yeah, honestly.
Speaker 4 (40:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Yeah, so like yeah, I mean cosplay is sort of
a hobby as well.
Speaker 4 (40:53):
I again, I don't have as much time to do
all that I would like.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
But speaking of video game games, balders Gate three, I
love that game. I put my playing on hold when
I moved because I had to pack up my gaming PC.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
And stuff, and I still haven't actually set it back up.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Like technically it's here, it's like at my desk, but
it's like there's too much shit on my desk and
I have to like rearrange it all to actually be
able to like boot up the gaming PC. And then
once I do, it's gonna need like a thousand updates.
So I haven't played boulders Gate a while, but I
love that game. And there's a character, car Lock in
that game that she's just like a demon basically, she's
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like Red has horns, is like a muscle mommy, and
they really want.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
To cause play her because it would just be so
much fun.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Yes, that would be so awesome.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
I think I've got a question for you. Have you
ever played the Tails Tails series?
Speaker 4 (41:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (41:51):
It is it like, uh, it's more so of a
j j RPG, but it's it's really good. It's just
a lot more more, a lot more storytelling because I've
been playing Tales of Bassia and it's I really really
enjoy it. The female protagonist. Cool video game, and it's
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I think people will play it. It's like a seven
hour hour game if you like, oh go, no stop,
but it could be faster if you don't know what
you're doing.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
That's very reasonable.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Like I love a game that can be played through,
and I mean really in one sitting, in one day.
That's amazing because unfortunately, one of the reasons I don't
actually game more often is because the games that I
tend to really like are ones that require an incredible
amount of time. And and that's what I said earlier,
that I got to like stop myself from doing it
(42:51):
too much.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Yeah, like Red Dead Redemption two. Oh yeah, alaraded playing
that game.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
I think five years ago, I'm still like fifty percent
of the way through the actual like missions.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Y see. I also play like games like League Legends.
Speaker 4 (43:11):
So yeah, I've never played League. I have.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
I literally I'm in a Discord server with like some
personal friends and the whole point is that.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
They want me to play League with them.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
So they invited me to their Discord server just to
like harass me to play, and but I haven't done
it yet.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
I'm like, I need to. I should try it out.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Like I don't like, you know, you've watched twitch or anything,
but on my Twitch stream, two of my emotes.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
Or lead characters nice no, three three, Like.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
So I'm obsessed with that game. I got really high ranked.
I hit Diamond.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
I don't even know what that means, but I mean,
Diamond is clearly like the top, right what whatever be
about that?
Speaker 4 (43:54):
Like Platinum maybe, but it.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Goes uh iron, Bronze, silver for gold, Emerald, Diamond Master Challenger.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
So and I'm dying damn cool. So that's pretty high.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Yeah, I was. I think I'm in the top. At
one point, I was in the top six percent of.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
What is uh what what determines the rank?
Speaker 1 (44:29):
So you played rank games, join the team, you just
play with people in rank, And so I got that high.
So last time I looked on this website that says
the percentage people who play in the entire USA, I
was in the top, Like it was like four point
eight percent.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
So that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
I should put it in your put it in your
Twitter bio the way that like only fans models would
be like top point one.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
That that that would that would show my nerd, but
like how big of a nerd is Rosstar?
Speaker 2 (45:06):
I was a joke. He's higher than my only fans rank.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Yes, I do want to go back. What's your favorite
thing in the cosplay?
Speaker 4 (45:18):
My favorite cosplay?
Speaker 3 (45:19):
Well, Aloy is my favorite. That's my favorite cosplay I've
ever done. I don't Actually, I will hold on let
me that's I'm gonna grab because I have her.
Speaker 4 (45:30):
Oh, hold on.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
My I'm turning off the tracking on my camera for
a second so it doesn't try to follow.
Speaker 4 (45:36):
Me when I step off camera, because it gets really
awkward when it does that.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
I get that.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
I actually have the wig, the Aloy wig, because she
has like a lot of crazy Like her hair is.
Speaker 4 (45:47):
Like really braided, very ratty.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
I normally have it like on display, but but.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Uh, it's so pretty.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Yeah, I actually have to I have to completely unto it.
Speaker 4 (45:59):
And like, because this is a human hair wig.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
I did the styling myself, and so I gotta I
gotta maintain it and I haven't.
Speaker 4 (46:07):
It needs to get washed and conditioned and then read
the whole hairstyle.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Read on a little bit of one of the Zelda
Zelda hairstyles.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
It is it is kind of in that vein because
the whole thing with that video game is is, uh,
I'm going to turn off the background blur on my
video it is going absolutely wild, or maybe if I
just sit more still to stop going wild.
Speaker 4 (46:31):
Okay, what was I saying? Oh yeah, the.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
Whole vibe, like the story in Horizon is like it's
a post apocalyptic world, so all the that's part of
why I like cause playing her is because it's just
like fun.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
Like the fashion, all the clothes, all her outfits and
stuff are.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
Really cool because it's like armor made out of like
random shit that you like, from the world that no
longer exists because like you know, the apocalypse happened. Basically
there's no like real modern technology. There's some, but like
it's like the remnants of what was left from the
world that they don't understand. And they also have like weird,
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crazy religions based on like essentially like worshiping worshiping robots
because they think that robots are.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
Like God because they don't have a concept of.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
This is I mean, it's like it takes me thousands
of years after modern society has collapsed.
Speaker 4 (47:31):
So it's just a really fun world.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
I love apocalyptic storylines. It's just really fun, you know.
In a sense, it's like an escape of what is
you know?
Speaker 4 (47:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (47:45):
Yeah, speaking of apocalyptic storylines and video games, also Fallout God, yeah, yeah,
I really loved Fallout.
Speaker 4 (47:53):
I know that there's like multiple ones.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
I've only played Fallout four, but I loved that game
as well. I spent a whole lot of time and Fallout.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Have you ever heard of a plague.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Kill?
Speaker 1 (48:08):
It's like a game where you try to kill everybody
with disease?
Speaker 4 (48:11):
Oh actually yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I wasn't this
on an I think it's an iPhone game too.
Speaker 8 (48:17):
I played that, yeah, but then they put it on
the Steam also, but I know they came up with
a follow up game where you try to rebuild the Earth.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Oh cool, after Apocalypse. I haven't played it yet, but
it looks.
Speaker 4 (48:34):
So I'm going to look into that because that sounds
like a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
Yeah, funny enough.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
The last time I even played Plague was like when
COVID first happened, and I was like, Okay, this is
too close to home.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
Yeah yeah, I know, I thought that too. Like when
when COVID started, I was like, huh hmmm, it was
like that video game.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
So like, oh, I'm one of those evil people that well,
you know, during COVID was playing that game and was
killing everybody purposely.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Well you know, yeah, you gotta you gotta work out
the frustration somehow exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
There's only a few times where I actually like.
Speaker 5 (49:21):
Made it with total annihilation, Like it's very difficult to do.
Speaker 4 (49:26):
God, it's crazy. Yeah, I don't know that I ever
got good at it. I just didn't.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
I mean part of the fun that was like just
trying to figure out different strategies and ship you see
what each.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Thing does, how they evolved too.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Yeah, I think it's like, uh, it was like nine
or ten different different diseases you can do on there.
But I think I got to the fourth one nice, Okay,
but that was the.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
First two were relatively easy, which was a virus virus.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
And then and then it's just like I don't know's
you realize where to start at because you can't start
in certain countries because no one. Then you can't start
in a country that only chips. It makes it really
hard because like chip by a see it makes it
really hard. You need one that flies out, that goes
(50:25):
out to different countries. Yeah, you can infect people in
the in the air.
Speaker 4 (50:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
I was having too much fun hitting the tourist spots.
Speaker 6 (50:36):
Yeah in that and then like everything happened and I
was like, yeah, I don't think I can like just easily.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
Play this game anymore.
Speaker 4 (50:48):
It doesn't hit the same Yeah. Did y'all ever play
the SIMS? Oh, I'm so big of like kind of.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
Games that that entice you into torturing fake people.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
And I I think I have not met someone that
I know irl that pays Sims more than Sarah.
Speaker 4 (51:07):
Oh I love it? Yeah did you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (51:11):
So, I I mean I did. I played SIMS. That
was actually like the one video game that I did
play when I was like growing up, uh and so,
and I've always loved it and I have it now.
Speaker 4 (51:25):
But I literally like have to.
Speaker 3 (51:28):
I'm only allowed to play the SIMS if I'm doing
it on a stream like which, and I set that
as the boundary because if I just like let myself,
like you know, in in the privacy of my office
just sit on the computer playing the SIMS, yeah, I'll never.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
Get anything done.
Speaker 3 (51:46):
So I have to live stream it so that like
it paces me. And also because my Twitch audience doesn't
like it when I stream theme, they think it's too boring.
They don't like it, and they like complain about it,
and so I'm so I'm also that astasin me from
doing it too much.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
That's a question like do you know of that baby chalent?
And have you done that?
Speaker 4 (52:09):
No? I have not. Oh my god, I that sounds
like so much fun.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
I mean I kind of almost have a similar thing
that I do do with my sim, which is I
maybe like the one hundred cat challenge because my sim
just like she doesn't really have technically, she does have
a job. She owns a vet clinic, but she never
really shows up to work. Everyone else does the work
(52:35):
because you know, it's like I just use the cheat
code and I have infinite money. I don't really need
to go to work. So my sims thing is she
just likes cats, and she at any given time has
like ten probably cats that live with her.
Speaker 4 (52:50):
But also I use the thing to like.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
Strains.
Speaker 4 (52:57):
I collect strays as well.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Yes, like I just get all the cats I see,
I keep them all and I get them all to
live in my house. And but then the cats die
because there's not you can't like make them even though
there's like cheek codes and stuff, you can't make them
like actually literally live forever without.
Speaker 4 (53:13):
Fucking up the time line of the game.
Speaker 3 (53:16):
Yeah, so the way that you you get them to
like kind of not actually die, like they'll die, but
then you just make their ghosts like permanent. So instead
of like a cat ghost that appears in the middle
of the night and the game, the ghosts like are
always around and you can always see them. So my
sim just lives in a house full of like at
any given time, probably ten living cats, and like an
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increasingly large number.
Speaker 4 (53:40):
Of ghost cats also live in the house. It's very chaotic.
Speaker 3 (53:45):
It's just like I keep having to add on board
space to the house because I keep having to add
on more like litter boxes and shit.
Speaker 4 (53:54):
So I'm like, that's I think.
Speaker 3 (53:56):
I mean, I haven't even thought of it as like
I have a goal in mind with this.
Speaker 4 (53:59):
It's just funny and I keep doing it.
Speaker 3 (54:01):
But now I'm like, I think I am going to
have to make it one hundred cat challenge.
Speaker 4 (54:05):
I think that would about like thirty or something.
Speaker 7 (54:08):
Because I know that might break your game, but.
Speaker 1 (54:14):
I know with a hundred baby challenge whatever. So you
start off with your main protagonist and you know, you
you find different people around the town. You never have
the same baby daddy. And then like when she gets old,
like because she, like your team doesn't don't age when
they're pregnant, so now you have your last one. When
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she hits that age, the youngest, the youngest baby becomes
the new protection matriarch. Matriarch Okay, you have like have
her pop out all the kids whatever, and like you
just and you just keep on going. And then is
like I watched someone do this on YouTube and what
(54:56):
was crazy was like one of her kids died, so
she had to not count that child because because it
was in a pool, like he was sleepy and instead
of going to bed, he like you know, decided to
go swimming.
Speaker 3 (55:11):
Oh no, that's a bad decision for a sim.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
The funny thing is is like if you're watching her stream,
you see like through the kitchen window of him like
sort of like looking at a bed, but then jumps
in the pool and you can actually see the sim
you know, drowning and she didn't notice it, and it
was her reaction was kind of hilarious. But yeah, well
(55:38):
what she did also was like, you know, as a
person got old, she picked one of the older baby
daddies and had them get married and you know, yeah,
so but it's fun. It's a fun challenge. It might
take a while because you know, you get to find
a hungred different yeah, to you know, have sex.
Speaker 4 (55:59):
With takes so a commitment, and.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
Mind you, that also does test your PC. It's like
it'll drain it, you know. I feel like that's one
of the reasons why I haven't actually done anything close
to one hundred. I think the.
Speaker 5 (56:15):
Most I've done was like twenty to a challenge, but
just because it kind of.
Speaker 2 (56:20):
Like overloads your game and it might crash.
Speaker 3 (56:23):
Yeah, like other people, I wonder if I mean, I
have a very PC, I wonder if it could handle it.
Speaker 1 (56:30):
The kids.
Speaker 4 (56:30):
It's the only one I gotta try. I gotta find out.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
You can only have like six or seven kid kids
in the house, so as soon as the kids hit adulthood,
you tick them out.
Speaker 2 (56:41):
You also have to have less than one hundred and
fifty SIMS in your world like active active households. So
the more you have it like in your world, like
the more it's gonna lag.
Speaker 4 (56:56):
That's so funny. Yeah, So it's just I've never I've
never got.
Speaker 1 (57:01):
The kids died too, because they we much you thick
them out, they get older too, and they die too.
So their kids like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (57:10):
They're technically goes whether playable or unplayable, but they're still
technically in game.
Speaker 1 (57:17):
Well, I mean, I don't know, but I do want
to hit on something because we've been going for a while.
Tell us about the Corn the Corn the Cornanthon Corn Telethon.
Speaker 3 (57:29):
Yeah, it is a fundraiser event. It is a live streamed,
twelve hour long variety show. So it's like imagine like
like a talk show podcast that just goes on for
twelve hours straight, no breaks, and I host it. We
just did the second Corn Telethon. We did the first
(57:51):
one last year October twenty twenty four, so just on
September fourth, we just did the second one and the
whole thing. We raised money for swap La and Suade
Las Vegas, which are both nonprofits that do mutual.
Speaker 4 (58:05):
Aid for sex workers.
Speaker 3 (58:07):
So we raised a We raised sixteen thousand dollars for them.
We just split it evenly between the two, which is huge.
So that's the whole point of it, right is to
do the fundraising, but the journey.
Speaker 4 (58:21):
Is as much fun as the destination.
Speaker 3 (58:24):
I don't even know precisely the number of guests that
we had on the show this recent one.
Speaker 4 (58:32):
I think I think it was around sixty probably it's
it was a lot, like.
Speaker 3 (58:38):
So we just bring people on, we do an interview,
and like, because we had so many people to fit
in into twelve hour space, it was like the interviews
are like five minutes to eight minutes. They're really short,
but it's just so much fun and like really fast paced,
and it was very exciting. Like we got a lot
of really cool people, like some of my favorite comedians
(59:01):
we got on the show. We got John Marco Sarrissi,
which he's like an amazing he goes viral all the
time on Instagram. He's hilarious, so we got him on.
We got Ron Funches, and that one I was very
excited about because I don't know Ron Funches. I just
cold DMed him on Instagram. I just slid into the DMS.
(59:22):
I was like, hello, Ron Punches, would you like to
come on this talk show and talk to me for
like five minutes? And he was like yeah, I love that,
he said, yes.
Speaker 4 (59:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (59:37):
So we just had a lot of cool people on
and it's it's just really awesome and it's such a
fun event, and like it's fun to watch, it's fun
to do, it's fun to be a part of, and
the whole day just feels like one big party. It's
it was so much fun and people can watch it,
like it's on my YouTube. If you just search Corn
(59:57):
Telethon on YouTube, the twelve hour stream is on there.
Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
You can watch it.
Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
It is very long, obviously, so but I am I
already am in the process of like we have an
editor who's cutting up segments so that we can release
like actual trimmed segments that a more.
Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Digestible, bite sized clips.
Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
But it is it takes a while to cut them
up because it's again twelve hours of footage.
Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
And it's five minute interviews. So it's like you had
to break it up, you title it, and you have
to get it together. Yeah, and you have to export it.
Exporting takes forever.
Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Yeah, it's like I make thumbnails for all of them,
which that's like the hardest part honestly with YouTube is
making thumbnails because the thumbnails matter so much.
Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
I dispointed, like I commission somebody to do Yeah, all
are thumbs like he actually but like this, I sent
him a list of all RA episodes and he's he's
on top of it. Can you mess me today? So
who is your seat? Like asking, Oh, by the way,
I don't I think we said this, yo, this is
(01:01:02):
our season's aid opener already or whatever, but you are
who you have coming on? And I haven't responded it yet.
So he's on top of it. He's already asked, like,
who we have coming up coming on after you and
for the next five people, so you can at least
get pictures and stuff for it. So yeah, I'm at
(01:01:23):
the point now just commission that out because I'm too lay. Yeah,
thank you, guy, you thank you. Professor's his name, professor,
Thank you, professor. I appreciate you. I'm way too lazy
to do it now.
Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
Yeah. I also have a podcast as well. I I
gotta know why I didn't think to mention that until now,
but I do. I have a podcast that I started
in February. It's called First First. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
It was like it's one thing on my list.
Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
Was oh good you thought of it?
Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Oh no, it was like it was like to at
least do the corn thing for it, because I know
it is more of a fun, ridgid thing and I
think you love to do that too, so I wanted
to make sure that I mentioned both. Yeah, these ease
them in there, like so like men, So first thirds,
what what's what styal is it in?
Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
So it's, uh, it's conversational like it is. It's it's
fairly it starts out as like a structured conversation. So
it's called that because the theme the gimmick, if you will,
is that I bring on a guest, a different guest
for every episode. I don't have like it's just me,
I don't have a co host. And I asked them
(01:02:41):
what was there first thirst, meaning like the first crush
you remember having on a pop culture figure, And it
can be anyone, I say who or what was your
first because it could be for a lot of people
it is it's like a celebrity. It's like a famous
person that they saw in a movie when they were
really young. And the conversations are also funny and at
(01:03:03):
times awkward because we are like we are specifically talking
about like the first time you ever had the feeling
of having a crush on someone in pop culture, and
for a lot of people that happens pretty young, and
so you don't really have the language to describe what
it is, but it's like you know, you know that
what you felt like in your memory. And so so
(01:03:23):
I had on like, for example, I had on Little Puck.
She's an amazing performer and she does a lot of
like she loves to do like monster cosplays, and she
does very like outlandish like cartoonish kind of porn even
and she's so talented and like over the top. And
so her her first thirst that she talked about was
(01:03:43):
like she had a crush on like bugs Bunny when
he dressed as like the opera.
Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
That like the Brunehilda character.
Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
And I was like, so it's a fun like conversation
to have with everyone because you never know what someone's.
Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
Response to that question is gonna be.
Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
And then the case of like Little Puck, I was like,
this is perfect, Like this makes so much sense, Like
it tells you so much about a person that like
this was their first inkling of like having a feeling
of like a crush or an attraction to someone like
romantically or otherwise, or just like thinking that they're hot
or something, you know, And and I think it says
a lot like about her that it's like it was
(01:04:21):
this like very cartoonish like cute thing, and it makes
sense because it's like what she's into now still.
Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
And mind you, I feel like our first there is
usually tend to be in a wholesome way.
Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
Yes, oh it's it's it always is a very wholesome
conversation because again we're talking about like these feelings that
you had in childhood. Literally like so it's and and
no one really has again like you didn't have the
language to understand what any of that even meant for
most people when you had those feelings. But it's about
(01:04:57):
identifying like, Okay, what was this early like iteration of
something you found attractive in like a celebrity in a cartoon, character,
in a character from a movie, whatever, in like a
pop star that you had a crush on. And and
how does that if it does at all? Because for
some people they end up going in a really different
direction as an adult. But for a lot of people
I find that like it does sort of predict something
(01:05:19):
about their adult sexuality or like who they're attracted to now,
the kind of people that they date and want to
have sex with.
Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
And it's just a really interesting.
Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Like way of of like getting to know yourself and
also other people. Like a lot of people who have
come on the podcast have we've you know, talked after
the recording ends about like, oh my god, like this
was so much fun because I've never thought about this
stuff and it's like really fun to dig back into
these memories and start to actually connect dots that like, wow,
(01:05:48):
I wouldn't have realized like, oh, I'm into this thing
now and like it kind of makes sense, Like.
Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Yeah, I still remember who my first rush was. Yeah,
remember the year I got a crush from them and
uh you know, and it's it's like the celebrity crush
I had. She passed away, and I remember how I
felt so sad when I found away. It was it
was a tree train.
Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
You knowed train, I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
The original yellow arranger.
Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Yeah, So because everybody was obsessed with Kimberly No this
is No No, No Change and me Joe Johnson, but
she wasn't choose not my favorite. It was it was
it was it was training your bus and yeah, and
my my little ten year old self was like, oh
(01:06:45):
my gosh, she is so beautiful and I was so
and don't get me wrong, when they replaced her with
with Ashley, I was like, okay, whatever, but I was
I was. I was so sad. I was like, dig
I don't want to watch the show no more.
Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
Aw I get that we did.
Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
I did have a guest on the podcast who Yellow
Power Ranger was was one of their first thirsts that they.
Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
Mentioned though that was I mean, I've gotten more since
then and it was like, Okay, yeah, she's cute, my
celebrity crush, but nope. But growing up, Treeny Treaty Treny
was my life.
Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
Nice. Aw I love that.
Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
The and mine, I'm not sure if you may know
who it is, but mine little male Santos and so
he's a Latin artist. He just sings so beautifully and
he when he sings, it's like he's putting a woman
on a pedestal, you know, like you just feel like
a goddess. And I'm like.
Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
That was He's super hot. That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
So I have I have a side question though, so
with the with a Cornethon, like are you gonna do
that every year? Or is it just going to be
like every so often. How you plan on doing that
going forward?
Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Yeah, I mean it's so far it's annual. We've been
saying that, and and I that is still the plan.
It's a it would be kind of nuts to try
to do the event on that level more often than
once a year, because it is it's like three months of.
Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
Intense planning. Yeah, and I and I.
Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
Should say, like I have two co producers, so it's
not I'm actually doing like the least work in terms
of the planning this segments. My my work is mostly
a day of it's doing the hosting stuff and also
like getting I I do a lot of contacting people
to like get them to come on the show. But
(01:09:01):
I'm not the one who's like making the run of
show and stuff because that's greazy. I mean just having
like one hundred people and you need to like figure
out everyone's availability and like where they can show up
in the studio and like and some people do pre
tape interviews because they live, you know, they're on Like
we had comedians that are like on tour in Europe,
(01:09:22):
so they we did like a zoom interview and pre
tape and we play that instead of them being there
in person and so it's just a crazy amount of
like logistics and coordination and like our producer Madeline, who
did really the bulk of that is like amazing, Like
I have so much respect for people who are very
(01:09:42):
organized as someone who's not.
Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
I remember when we switched to Zoom for this because
we used to only do it and this is before
uh Sarah Lais became Michaelhos. We used to only do
it in person, and it made it well once we
did limit ourselves who we can have on. But it
was so crazy hard because you know, I can't say this.
(01:10:12):
I have a like I'm so into time management. It's crazy.
I have a tattoo on my leg that means time management.
I'm so into time management in the organ organization. And
people used to come to the studio like we used
to record like five minutes after or ten minutes after
(01:10:33):
it was a start, and we still do you know,
sound checking all this, and I'm like, oh my god,
but this process, we didn't really started Zoom because of COVID. Yeah,
that's it. Otherwise we'll still be in the studio in
North Hollywood trying.
Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
To get Yeah, I mean it is, you know, we
love Zoom exists pretty much every episode of First Thirst
is Zoom as well. Like, yeah, I actually have been
slowly setting up my office space to be able to
do I r L recordings for it, which is like
(01:11:12):
an eventual goal. I still have a lot of setup
I need to do for that, but I at least
have the equipment that I can record it in person.
It's more like I think I'm gonna have that be
like episodes where I do that are gonna be like
bonuses or something, and I'll sort of Patreon because I
don't want that to be every episode.
Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
That's just too much. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
Logistics.
Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Yeah, even though a lot of the people that are
on the show they like live in LA I'm still
like yeah, but that is still.
Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
Like a lot because like traffic.
Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
Like like I don't it's like someone that has to
like drive for an hour to come.
Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
Yeah, it's like on Zoom what.
Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
I do is like THEO who came in person. I
used to always, you know, give them like like chocolate,
So here's chocolate for coming, I have you and now
yeah and then you then occasionally you get a person
who's like me who doesn't like chocolate, Like, well, I
(01:12:13):
don't really care for chocolate. And it's just like, well,
I have nothing for you now.
Speaker 4 (01:12:18):
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Like.
Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
Give them a sex toy from your box of goodies.
Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
No, no, this frothing to North Hollywood though.
Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
No. I know.
Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
I have a random box of just random sex toys
because like they're all unused. But it's just like because
like I record people doing sex stuff. Yeah, like if
I'm recording it, I buy the product and I buy
like a I over buy. So I have a lot
of random a lot of random lingerie, and a lot
(01:12:54):
of random sex toys and just sit at my house
and I'm like people like if it's your first time
coming through and you're an adult or a porn performer,
I'm like, please go through this box and take one
or two things because I have a lot of it,
or take some lingerie because I have a lot of it.
Please take and you somewhere. Yeah, I know, I know that,
(01:13:14):
y'all performers. Sometimes I like to wear the same thing twice.
Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
It's it's it's it's not a popular yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
So it's like, please take and then people come to
take from the box whatever. Even when I give security kit,
I give security kits where people who are a female performers,
because I know people are weird out here. And in
the and in the bag it's you know, it has mace,
pepper spray, maze pepper spepper spray, a glass breaker. I
(01:13:47):
think that makes a loud noise. And then also the
bunny knuckles, and then I just I just throw a
random oh and a taser. Then I just to throw
a random dildo in there and like say say here,
take or vibrator. Take you gott your vibrator, your stun
don safety kid, and you can go on rry way.
Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
Honestly, depending on like what kind of dildo it is,
that could also be a self defense weapon.
Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
Like I've got some dildos that.
Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
Like if I if I slap a guy with that dildo,
like he's going down.
Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
Well, there's there's there is some doddos in my in
my sex toy bux that are like the wist of
my arm, Like that's the girth of my arm. And
then it's like it's like sixteen inches long.
Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
So it's like the megas megadill.
Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
Yeah. What'sppened randomly though, is recently everybody has been taking
all of those I think I have I used to
have like like eight or nine of them, and I
think I have like two or three left. No, it's
and I'm like, obviously it's a it's one for the butthole.
But it's like everybody's like, no, I don't do an
(01:15:09):
I almost take this up my pussy and I'm like,
we're gonna pray for your pussy.
Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Some girl's girls train Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Yeah, yeah, but Jesus Christ, I know, like you can
only you can only everybody has a wall. You can
only go.
Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
So I have some really really large toys and they're
like aspirational because and I try.
Speaker 4 (01:15:36):
I do my best.
Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
Yeah, but ultimately some of the biggest toys I have,
I'm like I look at them and I just sigh
and I'm like maybe one day.
Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Honestly, yeah, it's hard. I have one specifically that is
like a monster, like just because of the color and everything.
And I mean, I put in my pussy, but I
didn't really, you know. It's one of those It's one
of those like maybe not even halfway in and I
(01:16:10):
was like a little too much, yeah, And then they
asked me to try it again, and I was like,
you're all getting a foot shopped.
Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
This whole shelfing unit behind me is like all these
drawers and then like the next rowdown are pretty much
entirely full of sex toys. Oh I I own honestly
too many, like because I don't use them all that
often either. And I'm just like it's it's on the
(01:16:45):
list of things in the back of my head that
I'm like I'll do that someday is to like go
through and like call through it because it's too many.
I'm just like, I know I have fans. You'd want
to like buy these from me?
Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
I mean, yeah, probably listed as having juices or whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
Correct, yeah, recently.
Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
Yeahs oh my god. But okay, now I was just
thinking of like robot juices, you get what I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Yeah, you know, you know, you know they'll frame it too,
they put it in the glass case. Yes, I got
this from Sirius.
Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
I totally would.
Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
Serious Pussy was here.
Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
Exactly honestly, I would buy a T shirt that sucks that,
you know. Yeah, serious pussy was.
Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
Here, an arrow pointing to your face. It's great. I
love it.
Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
So, So, while do you have coming up? Did you
want your fans to know or to know about like what,
like what what's exciting coming up for you.
Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
Well, I've got some exciting collab scenes that I'm releasing
my only fans soon, So I'm always gonna plug that.
Everyone should check that out if they're if they're interested. Honestly,
for the next couple of months, aside from like just
doing collabs and stuff, I'm keeping it fairly low key, like, uh,
because well it's like holiday season and so you know,
(01:18:32):
I know I'm gonna be like traveling and stuff for holiday.
Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
Uh and uh.
Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
Other I mean, I guess I'm starting to prepare for
Award season. As crazy as that sounds, like, Yeah, but
it's his tis almost the season. It's always it always
happens where it's like, you know, September, I'm like, Halloween's
a little over a month away, so and I get
really into Halloween, like I need to. I'm about to
(01:18:58):
start decorating my house for Halloween.
Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
So I just thought about this because I didn't mention
this earlier. So we are recording early because of the
holidays and stuff like that. And so this episode is
actually not only our season eight opener, but also our
Halloween episode.
Speaker 4 (01:19:20):
Excellent. I love that it's.
Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
The double dose so Halloween, and.
Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
Yeah, I love I love that because Halloween is like
my favorite holiday. I say that, but he also say
this like almost every holiday when it's close by. I'm like,
my favorite holiday is whatever one is next, but Halloween,
for sure. I haven't decided what I'm gonna be though.
I mean, by the time this episode is out, I'm sure.
Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
Yeah, I know that for myself, Like I don't really
go out a lot, but I I'm the house that
kids want to go want to go to because I have,
like I'm the one who has like the king size
candy bars.
Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
Oh yeah, what I buy is.
Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Like twenty to thirty. So the first twenty kids will
get like a king size bar and then like after that,
you just get a handful and I just throw it
in your back nice and because I accidentally I wasn't
paying attention one year in but you know how those
uh those airhead things, Airhead candies come in a box
(01:20:33):
of like and it's like six or seven in a
box or something like that. I wasn't paying attention. I
just threw a whole box and the kids and kids back.
Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
That kid was like, I'm coming back to this house
every year, yeah, or maybe multiple times a night on Halloween.
Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
But the only thing that sucks is because in my area,
I'm the only like I live in like a where
I live, but it's like I'm the only house here
in the circle that gives out candy. So because I
like it looks so dark down here, oh yeah, they
don't come out. I had to have my uh, Chris Cock.
(01:21:17):
Chris Cock. He put like a he made like a
random dummy with a big old light so we would know,
like we'll at least look down the street and come down, yeah,
say candy, you know. And yeah, my neighbor who when
we were friends, told people to come down here because
I had candy. And so that's the only reason I
(01:21:39):
gave up candy last year. I don't I don't really
eat candy anymore at all.
Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
So it's like if it's not taken, it's not going
to be you know, utilized.
Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
Yeah, you're gonna have to get rid of it some
other way.
Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Yeah, I just gift candy away now, like I have
a whole I have a whole like thing on one
of my shells. I just candy, and I just tell
everybody to come through, like, hey, and you want some candy.
I can't, Yes, or like, so this is I had
a barbecue this past Saturday, and I'm like, hey, we
got food, we got we got all these barbecue wheels.
(01:22:18):
By the way, we got candy too, so please.
Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Get mind you he has a many gumball machine too.
Speaker 4 (01:22:27):
Oh that's amazing, and if what if what it's filled
with right now?
Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
It is filled with starbirds, jelly jelly beans. That's amazing
and I just I just had to refeel it because
it was gone.
Speaker 4 (01:22:40):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
I want one of those Gumball machines in my house
that like has the little like prizes in the in
the little.
Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
Thing like with.
Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
Temporary tattoos and stuff. Yeah, that's that's the dream right there.
Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
I loved one with little one. I think that'd be
so cute.
Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
They don't cost that much. I think it was like
like one hundred something. That was the last time I
was like, yeah, by random stuff, I have have a
random pac Man machine just in my kitchen for no reason.
Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
Well, no, I assume you like Man. No, that's reason.
Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
Right. I was at my cousin's house in Alabama and
I just played it at their house and I'm like,
I want one, And then I bought it and did
not that, just put it on my kitchen table and
it's still in the plastic box. I haven't took it apart.
I haven't even turnt the door and see if it
works or not. And it's a minute's a miniature one,
(01:23:46):
but steal it just sits there. No, that's my life. Yeah,
but mind.
Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
You, I feel like we all buy random things that
we don't need and that they just kind of end
up in a corner and you're like, well, you're very pretty.
I just never gonna use you. I have a giant
like Pickle Rick plushy.
Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
Oh oh, Pickle Rick. I do love plushies. I I
also love Laboo boos.
Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
Oh I still don't have one.
Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
Although I'm not like crazy crazy about Laboo boos, like
you know. I have two lafufoos and they're the same.
They're both like blue ones. I bought them at separate
times and just happen to get the same la Fufu color.
I still love them. They're actually pretty good lafoo. They're
(01:24:45):
pretty condensing, Like.
Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
Yeah, I think I think the one that is in
my house, like the hairline is messed up.
Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
Yeah, yeah, the ears are like super crooked on one
of mine. And his hands are wrong, his little hands
and legs. I'm like this, these aren't right.
Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
Honestly, I kind of like plushies like that, that imperfection.
I don't know, I feel like I like that in
certain plushies.
Speaker 4 (01:25:12):
Honestly, Yeah, I think it's kind of endearing.
Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
This is this is my favorite thing I have though.
This is my little homie.
Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
He has a little cute, very cute I had.
Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
I had nick surgery in a little and someone gave
me this while I was in recovery and I always
keep them next to my computer. That's my bubba.
Speaker 4 (01:25:37):
I love it. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
She's leaving out, but I was going to wrap up
in a second.
Speaker 4 (01:25:44):
It's huge. Oh my god. I was expecting it to
be like, you know, all sized. Maybe yeah, no, kind
of it. Like I didn't love it.
Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
For no reason other than it was great at games.
Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
That yeah, that's all it takes. Like look on my plushies.
Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
I have this.
Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
I actually this is a little Chihuahuah because I did
a basically a Paris Hilton cosplay on the Corn telethon,
so I had to have a little Chuahua like she
did in the two thousand shows that are a little
ua with her.
Speaker 4 (01:26:18):
That's who this is.
Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
And then this is the you know that meme where
the dog is in the burning room, and this is
that dog. That's my favorite plushy. He's holding a coffee
cup that says this is fine on it. For like
for like years, he lived in the back seat of
(01:26:40):
my car, like he was seat belted in in the
center back seat, like he was a passenger like riding
back there. And I just he just lived back there,
you know. And yeah, if I was, like, you know,
had other people like riding in the car in the
back seat, I would be like, don't move him, that's
his rifle spot.
Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
I would totally do that too. The only thing is
my pickle break is too big to take anywhere.
Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
M hm. But we actually practical went over our time
we've this has been a little fun, I will conversation.
We wouldn't wait like like we supposed to stuff like
twenty minutes ago. But you are such a great, great conversationalist.
Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
Y'all too. This is very fun.
Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
You just Chris, uh, where can anybody find you? By
your content? By like you know, see all your stuff,
see anything that.
Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
Like you know, is you Well the easiest one is
just to go to sire doll dot com because that's
my like link tree, so it links to everything else.
You can follow me on Twitter, I'm the seiy Doll,
Instagram the seial Doll again, and I'm also on Blue Sky.
(01:27:54):
I use Blue Sky more than Twitter now and I
if you just search seree Doll on there, I pop
right up.
Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
But yeah, just.
Speaker 3 (01:28:01):
Mainly seri dot com because you'll find links to all
these other things, including my only fans too.
Speaker 4 (01:28:07):
Right on that site.
Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
Sarah Lakes, you guys can find me on iinsaris dot com.
All of my links and my social medias will be
on there.
Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
Yay. We are duburb misfits on Instagram, burg fits on Twitter,
Facebook and bourg withst comlist's everything we do from fitness stuff, uh, photography,
terra stuff everything. We do everything for no reason because
we're bored, so we do. I am ross r R
(01:28:38):
A W s c A r R on Twitter and
on Blue Sky and on the X at Twitter or
if you want to call it again. One thing, I
just I just realized we didn't do the new normal
thing was said like saying, like asking her to tell
us about ourselves ourself because if you don't know who
(01:28:58):
she is, you have issue because she's an icon, an icon,
and she didn't need that normal introduction. Because if you
don't know Siri, you don't know ship and I'm cussed.
I just want to put that out there anyway, Thank
you for coming on. We really appreciate it. You are
a joy, a pleasure, and I am so glad. I
(01:29:19):
ran to be running to you last last week our
time and you agreed to come one because you made
our season eight opener very special and we love you
for that.
Speaker 4 (01:29:32):
Thank you for having me. This is so much fun.
Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
Goodbye.
Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
It's such a blessing.
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