The Noodcast 3 Effect pt 1 f/ Sarah Lace, Liv Revamped & Yumi Sin

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Episode Transcript

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What's going on? Everybody? Thisis roster of other bird Bank misfits.
And of course I'm always doing mywonderful co host w oh yeah, I'm
here. And you can see weall we have we have all like a
big old cast in the middle.Wait a minute, I thought I'm your
co host to I know I wasabout to get Can I get to you?

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Yeah? And we see we havea big old cast like cast,
and we have we have like ourwonderful, wonderful you know, our new
cast hosts, the person who putsall this together for the new cast,
the beautiful, the awesome, theamazing, seriahly and you see like today

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we're joined by three werful, threeextra wonderful people. Uh a girl,
I'm gonna I'm gonna go from leftor right. We have the beautiful,
the awesome, the amazing. Doug, I'm basically tatted up, looking fantastic
over there, looking so yummy,you saying how you doing? Someone who's
like her second time on the showis a tragedy because he was on the

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like season one and we always talkedabout was food that episode it was fantastic.
You know, food is great.I love food me too. It's
someone who I always find, youknow, and absolutely they like to be
around mislive resemped hi And I'm notI'm not gonna call this this next person
delicious because they're we all know hedelicious. He is delicious as it's not

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my not my thing, you know. However, we have mister Ace gosh
A and so, yeah, welcometo the third newcast. You know it's
getting bigger and bigger as it goeson. I guess it's so big.

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So so today we're just gonna talkabout a whole bunch of random, random
crap. And I know that youhad a list of questions that your fans
had sent to you. Tell usabout your fans, like with your fans
and everybody fans said they they wantto talk about. So the first question
was asking who is single here?And then another question was what is the

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craziest, wildest things you have donein the industry? Who's starting? She's
single, as y'all, I don'tknow what the wildest thing I've done?
What about at least memorable? Yeah, probably take a big dick today.

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So did you say, oh,that's a big spot. Did you take
it off? Yeah? Kind of? She was like I didn't go balls
date, but I went pretty.I need more practice to do more exercises.
I didn't stretch enough for that.Yeah, is there a yoga pose

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for this? Yeah? These nuts, I honestly don't know. But for
me personally, I can actually takemore dick in my ass than in my
pussy. That's incredible in my opinion. That makes me jealous. I don't
know why it is. I thinkit's because you know, it can it
can constrict more, you know,because because you're constantly pooping out, and

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you know, sometimes you have youhave big puss talking about I'm talking about
things coming out. Wait. Butthe thing is also I want to say,
instead of focusing on the anal cavity, we can focus on the vaginal
cavity. The dasl cavity only goesso deep. So that's the truth about
it is, it can only goesIt only takes so much before it actually

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starts hurting and stretching and causing internaldamage type of stuff. But the booty
hoole, she that has my pussycan take a whole lot more than my
ass. I can barely get onedick in there, but my pussy you
can shove two dicks in there,No problem, no problem. That's good
to know. I want to see. That's nice. I mean someone's done

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that. Someone in this room.Hi, everybody is Chris Cock. I'm
just sitting here in the background.I'm just smiling and giggling at the knowledge
that that I do know and holdon to. So if you guys have
seen the movie two Pulls, OneHole, that's me, Chris Cock and
Scotty Scotty study. Yeah, ifyou're going to talk about fee about Scotty,

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I mean like everybody came on andsays, like, you know,
I got paid on? Who wasit? Scottie p. It's just some
things true and he his name hasnothing to do with you guys. Just
it just happened. I can't dopee. I'm ready to go to the

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showers. The thing is on.Someone. Don't get me. Didn't like
get pissed on a ship. Youdrink some Gatorays and I'll piss all over
you girls ship. I'm fine withthat. I got that gold smell.
That doesn't do it for me.It's like I said, like I have
recorded somebody, you know, payingon somebody. But I was more like

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I was more so concerned about youknow, the peek dripping on my foot
than I was about you know,looking at it so like the whole time,
I'm like, the camera is onthe on this person paying painting in
someone's mouth and like I'm holding hi, I'm looking at my foot like please
you don't hit my foot, feelinginfot don't feel camera. I was like,

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I'm pretty sure that's how most cameramenfeel during a squirt, saying please
don't get on the camera. Pleasedon't get on the camera. Please don't
get on the camera. You canalways put over the camera, but like
you can put back on your foot. Then this was outside okay, then
put a bag over your foot thenso this, yeah, it was.
It was fair and moment pissed.I would just sitting there like trying to

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be all you know all PG Andit was like, row, can we
use your door as a blocking sowe can do like pios. I'm like,
can you record it? Then youshouldt on your door then on the
car just stood on the door soyou had elevation. No, no,
I was just holling open the door. I don't want to that's I don't
have the balance to do that.Who do you think you're talking about.

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Meanwhile, I'm just sitting here,like damn. They couldn't even shower.
After this, was probably enjoyed itmore though because of that. I took
a whole long ride after like yeah, after the I was like, yeah,
I'm just sitting I just got Iknow, smell. Everybody got pissed
on's just like and the rest ofmy night, she was everybody was leaving.

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Did they have clothes on? Shedid? Okay, she was,
she went home pissy. Yeah.I think the majority of the winning her
mouth, it didn't hit her.If it's not, I'm all in her
mouth. There's already too much outsideof the body especial you're worrying about getting
shot like beautiful? Can we canwe talk about sexy your stuff? Now

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that you know I was talking Ihave story about No, I said,
I'm tired of talking about this,I said. I said, when whatever
like it gets, you know,it can you know, goes up more
so it makes you can take itin your book more. Follow up,
bringing back full circle, what isnow your memory the wildest thing that you've

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done in the industry? Sarah oncamera on camera, Okay, y'all,
so let me tell you this story. It was off camera and it actually
just happened recently. You just toldus this story, didn't you. Maybe

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maybe not. But I had beenjoking about it and talking about it before,
and this time I was saying like, hey, so when are y'all
going to run a train on me? They kept thinking I was kidding,
and I'm like, come on,pull your dicks out, run a train
on me. Literally after the Halloweenparty sh and I got my first DP,

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my first doubt the moment one,two, three, damn trade on
me? Like, who's in theroom right now? We joke about starting

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orgies and this time I started totrade it was it was It was a
hush mister Chris Cock and the randomguy you're hearing right now? So was
she the tank engine or the kaboosabove? We double lashed full towered on

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top of that too? Oh didyou guys? High five? No boance
venture. Yeah, she's ready forthe christening. So yeah, that's you,
me and and him. We needto find more christ is though,
Wow, what that's why we're callingcome on soon? Everyone's be like,

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well, my name is Chris.My name is Chris. My mom was
gonna name me then my name isChris, So damn, how many more
chris Is are there? Can wethink of any exactly? I feel like
that would be easy to find,just like you easy. We just have

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another? And who are all thechris Is in the industry? Comment below?
Guys, let us know, Like, all I can think of is
Chris Diamond. That's the only otherChris I can think of. There's a
There's Cal He's canceled. Now whatdid he do? There's there's Chris Christ

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that's still Chris Chris. They triedto cancel Chris. He's still in certain
in certain groups he is. Butthen there's Chris with the K the new
Black Chris. And then this thisChris over there, and uh, there's
two more that I just that havejust started recently in the past, like

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six months. Mom, there you'reon there. I don't know, it's
so bro this coount. So anyways, what is the craziest thing you've done?

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I've done a lot of crazy,but I guess crazy slash memorable,
which is pretty tame for a lotof people. Was an anal scene I
did in Europe, but it wasin the rain, and even though the
scene came out beautiful, that shipwas so difficult. I mean it started

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rating, so it was cold,so my booty hoole just shrink. I'm
like, they're shivering while I'm supposedto be writing the dick Oh my god,
misery. But then the scene comesout, I'm like, oh my
god, it looks so romantic.It's so beautiful. You would never tell
that I hated my life in thisscene, Misery. I mean, you

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look at most of the stuff thatyou do, so don't don't doubt.
Don't don't doubt that you know thepower the power of live. Well,
thankfully, most people aren't looking atmy face in the scene, so that's
the important You never know, mightlook at your like this love facial expression
of the entire time, like,yes, look at that enjoyment. Oh

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yes, that enjoyment, look atthat faith like because because I said before,
like people like the weird the weirdestthing is you look at so you
never know. Facial stres are prettyhot too. Though I make dumb ass
faces. You may think it's dumb, but other people may think that's like
downs, it's sexy, like her. I mean I appreciate that they like

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my fun faces. I just feelstupid as when I make my face.
Anybody here troyab seeing seeing your oldface and they can tell you like she
had the dead old face. Yeah, let me check the footage. Do
you like her old face? It? Everybody, everybody here is an inconsistency

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that we like your old face,Hilda. I mean anything that you can
say that we were driving, that'sthe one I thought you were gonna tell
us that. I mean, thatwould be like most like memorable moment I
had. We almost got pulled overby the cop but we did get pulled
up by the copege. We didget pulled over. The guys stopped us.

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And we were coming back from aswinger's event and she was still,
you know, wanted some more dick. So she hopped on while I was
riding and just rode the dick andI was driving and riding. The next
thing, you know, she startedsquirting all over me and like She's like
oh yeah, And I was like, oh cool. And I look up
and I see a light flashing behindme, and I'm like, ohit,
maybe I'll get off. She hoppedoff. I'm still in a puddle trying

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to take it off. Twice.I had to put my pants up get
dressed and like, well, likepull my pants up like or my or
my crotchery and anything like that,and it was like a puddle. I
was still sitting and so of course, like my pants were all soaked and
everything, just sitting there and thecop comes in and talking. He's like,
hey, where are you guys comingfrom? Like, oh, we
come for this this this club.And he's like, oh, I've been
there before. They played good music. We're like, yeah, I'm sure

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you haven't been there before, butwe're like, yeah, I just played
good music there. It was nice. It was fun time, you know.
And he's like, okay, cool, well just have me. She
was watching your speed and just driveshafWe're like all right, cool, thank
you, you have a nice nightroom. I was like, oh ye,
take it was close, And howwell was your seat after the fact,
oh soaked? Like for how long? It like took like two days
to dry off and when we sawto get it detailed after even after I

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watched it, like it was nota nasty horse exactly, And mind you,
I wasn't even drunk. I wasjust horny. Why sported so much?
Exactly? That's not like such abrutal compared to something you're saying,
because the most I've ever escorted inone day was seven times, like back

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to back. Oh wow, Iwas really hydrated and really horny. I
would say. Another time that Idid was also pretty interesting. Memorable was
when I was a teenager. Ime and my girlfriend at the time.
She was kind of drunk and wewanted her place to have sex. So
we drove around. We found thisbuilding that was like open. There wasn't
anything parking or anything, so wewent to the building on behind of it
and we started fucking. So wegot done and we left, and as

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I was driving out, I waslike, oh shit, this is a
church. Oh my god. Ilove fucking. She says, how many
churches have you walked in? Ohmy god. That's where perspective comes in
on the wildest thing you've done.She's like, oh, today, the

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biggest dick. She's like the churchesall the time. So would you say,
pussy is blessed that holy waters?Like put that love. I love

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the fact that yeah this is holding. Now come come get baptized. I
wasn't Catholic before we started, butI'm Catholic your waters. See now more

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people got what the churches. Youknow what tod mean, and we don't
mean churches. Chicken guys. Iknew there was a reason she was always
on her knees. I don't havelike a wild, wild story. I
just have a memorable one that involvedactually lived. Is. Uh. We

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took five or six years before wefinally shot something together. Mm hmmm.
We've known each other since twenty eleven. Yeah, we have known each other
for a while. We were like, yeah, we're gonna shoot him because
I never pressed for we never youknow. Yeah, she was like before
the year, we're gonna do it, and I was like, all right.
It came back to the end ofthe year, like literally December,
and then she was like oh.I was like, no, we could

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do it. She's like, no, we're gonna do this, and I
was like, okay, we did. And and besides that, she met
my brother randomly on a wall.Oh my god. Yeah. So back
in the day when I used toactually like game competitively and play Halo much
more often, I was in amatchmaking room one time, and I rarely

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go on Mike anyways because I'm agirl gaming, but randomly I got paired
with Chris's brother We're just talking andI don't know how we ended up on
the subject of porn in the firstfucking place, but somehow that's where the
conversation led and talking about I don'teven know who brought it up first,
but yeah, we just put twoand two together and I was like,

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wait a minute, you have abrother in porn. I do porn.
Who's your brother? Shut the fuckup? You call his motherfucker right now?
I think one of us, youboth, you both did text me.
I was like what he was like, do you know this? And
I was like, yeah, Ikind of do. But it's in an
industry. So the reason why Ibrought that up was to segue into because

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a few of you are still gamersthat you mean, are you into gaming,
anime or anything like the nature becauseall those worlds are starting to combine
with streaming, with you know,podcast twitch. I'm just saying because it's
being accepted and integrated, you know, with you being in the industry going

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on I think your second year orthird that how do you feel about gaming
and all that stuff yourself? Ifeel like there's a big competition out there
for like gaming, streaming, allof that. I'm actually going to get
started into streaming because people are like, I think you would do well.

(19:32):
I can see that. I candefinitely see you left twitch cond it was
amazing. So I think I wouldget banned the first day as long as
you're not showing, you know,anything indecent because but apparently that also includes
the bottom of your feet. Ilearned that the hard way. What you

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can see the souls and the feet. No, I mean I don't need
to tell the souls. Well,I know people there these bring themselves sleeping.
Yeah, but you can't show yourfeet. You can't well, you
can't show feet. You can't showthat. You can't chill with China you
can't, and you can't you canshow booty like only if you're in uh

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like like a hotel or like swimming. There's a loophole for not showing your
feet. You gets printed with thesongs of your feet on the bottom of
just letting you know. I wonderhow many people do that. You know
how many people sell copies of theirfeet? That sucks? Well, I
mean when you do sell our songslike here, I'm gonna try it.

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I'm gonna do that for I amnot creative. Mine Christy started a main
a million dollar business and he gaveit away for free. You can't have
anybody doing that here to get believe, just documented, that's why, and
that's all I need. Well weget creative licensing, so good, but

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I was about to say no,so like, yeah, so if you,
if you ever start gaming, don't, I'll support you and I'll go
and say you know what, uh, make sure you turn your camera off
because everybody forget to turn that cameraoff. And then they started about that,
like what games would you game?Just any random games? Sims.
I love it's coming out. Thenew characters be a female too. They

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guard male female. It is supposedto be the character its main characters in
It's Brothers Sister. I only doghost mode because I'm terrible at gaming.
See, I play those easy toplay, relaxing games, so my stream
isn't always popping unless someone you know, kind of race me. Because yeah,
I played like Starry Valley and that'snot like we should smash bros.

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And then literally smash bros. Smashthis this big old, this big old
wire right here was for y'all togave it my house. And that's why
I was there, so they canconnect from right here. You can do
your computer. That's what I'm doingafter this. That's why it's been there
for like six months. Yeah,since last time we mentioned it. I

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think, No, the first time, the very first time you were here
and y'all mentioned it, that waslike, no, that was actually last
year. I want to say thatlast year was when I first started talking
about it. Yeah, so it'sbeen there for over a year now,
longer than six months. Oh,I'm slacking. I gotta play some more
video games, y'all. What's thenext game you would like to play?

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Chris, I don't black guy,Yeah, I don't. Last freaking you
asked me, No, you askedme what I'm just look God on his

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dick. The most exotic things Ido with drugs, and the most like
crazy sex thing I did is probablychrist like some one old. I mean,
you know, people are talking aboutlike, what's the wow, fifty
five year old hungarian woman. That'snot issues that you look like a fifty

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five year old hungry Yeah. Yeah, okay, okay, I think these
standards are very high. Don't don'tthis happen? Look, how did you
guys meet the internet? You thetender and I get no luck. Con
he's got no game. Y'all meeta fifty five year old woman tender.

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Well, I don't even put thatin. I wouldn't put that in my
parameters. I wouldn't put that inmy parameters. This was some random this
is and then she was like,you want some Well, she had a
I can't do a hunger accent,but she's like, you have coffee.
Here's my son, he's thirty.No, she was just telling me about

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her son and her family. Andshe moved from Hungary in the nineties.
She became a nurse. I justheard, Yeah, it's pretty nor so
like bankers. Basically, she waslike, I'm forty years old. No,
she was five. She's can haveme, but you know what you

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want my son to Wow? No, she was just telling me about her
life. Jeez, I'm just sayingsaying about get you one listening? Okodness?
Never the random question, but whatis the oldest age that you guys
have fus I'm old. I haveto say somewhere in the seventies, Sam,

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hold there are now or hold ithappen. Unfortunately, in this industry
they love to paris with the oldestmotherfuckers. They could even get on camera,
So that is pretty true. WhenI was young, my choice I
was I wasn't getting paid, butyou know what, it was seventeen and

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I got with a trick that waslike you are a victim, sir,
Yeah, what you say you wereseventeen? Were what she was? Thirty
seven? No, hey, Ithink I need to take my dog to
get some grooely. I'm turning eightythree in December. Liar, with all

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your young young ones, I'm okaywith it. I'm eighty three December.
It's okay. That's been like abecause as long as you're shooting blanks,
that's all that matters. I thinkthe oldest I've been was like four years
older than me, only so werethey all younger? Then you see everybody
mess with younger. No postman apauzles No, No, I'm I'm only

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four now. So like no,usually everybody I've messed with it is within
like two three years usually, andthat's been changed recently as like a few
days ago. But like usually usuallyit's usually not that less than eight years
younger than me. That's been oknow, But like before that, it

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was it was very prudish, likeI'm ten years up, ten years down.
I'm a whole right years ten yearsdown. See to my thing is
like I don't necessarily care about theage. I just have to be attracted
to them still. Yeah, youknow, usually that means they're older though

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along that lines, because there's allthese posts about that. Now, what
is attraction to you? To eachof you? This question is to each
you because I've been with somebody olderthere they have a long siding thing in
the industry, and they're like,oh, how can you do that?
Is I Actually their personality makes iteasy for me to work with them,
even though they're older. They're notthe ideal attractive because we all see each

(27:25):
other and then they're like, well, you know, they're not cute.
But then later wait, I'm gettingto see there. You get to see
there because you tell me a lotof things them. See. I think
it's this Chris always says this thatI'm very, very picky when they come

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to I'm like, you don't wantno pussy. I don't out here fifty
five year old Hungarians. You reallydon't want to answer like that, Yeah
you will. And the tailor totape. It's great you have this like
it's all tense. That's great,but you know you have a good time
with a faux five three, eventhe very good time. It's like,

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like I go on record, Inoticed the women that aren't as like social
media attractive, they put in moreeffort in bed than the ones that are
more attractive. Why do you thinkgirls like you know, I don't know.
I wanted to have a tim body. This is gonna sound though you

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have a Tim body, but sickself esteem like I'm getting I'm getting to
that point now that I can pickthem up. Wait, wait, wait,
if you can pick them up,you can pick them up. Hey,
that's not come on, you canpick them up. I mean it's

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what I can pick a little bitof weight. Man, I always put
them on my shoulders and tramp ofrand biggie back round, you know.
I mean like if I was standingin front of like like the bouncy outside,
I'd be all right with that,right, think about I mean,
I mean just picking up in general, and I'm looking for between hundred and

(29:29):
three hundred between there so long range, but between one hundred. I can't
lift three hundred between a hundred andabout like if she closed, she did
not be asking me to lift herup here jumping. I'm surprised sat between
one hundred and one hundred and eighty. Okay, so that's that's, that's

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not that's that's that's not as narrowas we was thinking. But again I'm
not I'm not you you can.He's not saying like this, he's not
saying like repetitious, like fifteen threereps, you know, come up,

(30:11):
yeah, a little bit next tohim and I put my home. I
can do this. They good IfI can't, Why are you thinking them
I'm just kill I mean, likeI'm looking, how is he gonna get
them? Look, I'm gonna sayI'm gonna say this because like, because
I like to be written in whatI do. And if they weigh more

(30:32):
than a certain amount, they're gonnacrush my little self. So I'm thinking,
I'm thinking, you ain't be youain't been wrong by no Villiams.
He's saying they too big, theygonna crush you. You gotta get pretty
and pretty big. And I ain'tnever been crushed in North Carolina. And

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there are some big women out there. And I got some dry spells,
and I wanted to fix my dryspell and I went fish. Then I
caught me some fish. You know, I don't just big women on the
dry spell him in any spell.But if you're looking for something wet,

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that's something you're definitely gonna lose.Christy, your life is a dry spell.
Damns talking to me, bro,you said it last time. You
got no game? I don't don't. I don't have any game. I
don't nobody don't want to Like.We look good. He don't seem like

(31:41):
you know how to talk. Letme go ahead and let me go ahead
and put him to work. Butthere's plenty of women out there. I
used to be that way. Iused to be like, you know what,
as long as he doesn't fucking talk, you know, get it?
Just the less I talk, thebetter chances I died. It sounds horrible,

(32:04):
but I'm fine with it. Butyou, I mean, what's your
taking that you look like you gotsomething? You want to say? No,
She's like, I just want someoneto love me and my divine femininity
and treat me right and be funny. Turn into one of those let me
tell you, let me tell youwhat's wrong with you. Let me tell

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you. Okay, you don't understandthe value of a traditional man you want
to be, You're gonna let aman be in his divine masculine. If
you want to be in your divinefemine, you gotta understand that. You
gotta follow if you want to meetsomebody that's gonna lead. He did that

(32:49):
too well, y'all, he didthat too well. Someone shout out right,
shout out to Kevin Samiels, shoutout depressing fit, shout out to
Rid Hill. Everybody shout out,shout out Joe Rogan. Let me tell
you it's a conspiracy. It's allconspiracy. We just don't have game.

(33:16):
I don't neither do any of thosepodcast guys. So you know how you
now you know how you win.Now on the streets, you'd be like,
hey, you know, I don'teven know what them guys on those
podcasts were talking about. They're sosimilus, Like, oh really, you
know what? I think? They'reso silly. It's so I'm so glad

(33:37):
to find a man that's in hisfeminist side, that's right in touch with
I sound like a jerk, Iam, But we're being satirical because I
can. I can help me withyou. I believe some of the way
that I think it's kind of awho is break now? But in a

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little bit, yes, because she'sit's five o'clock, she's yeah, so
so I mean, you guys don'thave to stop on my We can stop
it here and then we can continueagain. Yes, so we can so
yeah, so are the beautiful beautiful? Uh lady miss has to leave?

(34:22):
We started again. Always a joy, always a pleasure, always welcome,
you know, but I have towait. Everybody, I don't know your
podcast. I am answer everybody.Please mention you check her, check hers.
I've heard a few of the episodesand it sounds so nango good.
Make sure you show her all thelove that she deserves, and real quick

(34:44):
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