The Noood Effect 6 w/ Jasmine Teaa

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Episode Transcript

(00:01):
What's whatever? This is roster ofthe Birthday Miss Fitz and uh, of
course you know, uh we're goinglike with a wonderful, brilliant, beautiful,
awesome, the fantastic uh co hostsof the Miss Fit Effects missus Sarah
Lace. That's right, I'm backagain. And of course you know our

(00:22):
du cas uh original. We havemister uh Chris Copp. That's all you
get. I mean, I'm sorry, No, no, I'm not amazing.
I'm just Chris no camera accessibility Cock. Yeah, uh, let me
let me let me redo that.Okay, we have Hall of Famer in

(00:45):
the middle, you know, uh, the replacement Chris, the replacement Chris,
Hall of Famer Chris Cock. That'sright. I mean I'm sorry,
so you were, you were aHall of Fame, but I mean,
like I didn't wanna. I didn'twanna, you know, like give all
your accolades because you have some Dneyand I feel that if I started bragging
on you, you'll feel some typeof way. And you know what,

(01:07):
I'm already humbled because you're taking awaymy camera as yet. He's I mean,
she's I mean like we just needto you know, with him,
like fifty times just just to sayso we can understand what you're doing.

(01:27):
I only take long lashes from females. That's the only time I didn't.
I didn't say how I was gonnawith it. I did say you were
I'm just letting it be known.Why why white? Why did even become
an issue? Like I wasn't sayingthat I wasn't gonna come through when you
hit you. It's it's it's abouttwenty twenty four manifesting it against manifested.

(01:51):
I Am not gonna be the onewho's hitting you. How the person that
you're right might be the one hittingyou. The person think you're that might
be the one hitting you. Theperson and like that you saw three days
ago when you took them somebody toeat might be the one with when you
but roa star ros staring other,one one is gonna be hitting you.
I'm sorry. You can take picturesvideo of it. I mean I can,
but I'm that's that's not work.We're we're we're just we're just talking

(02:14):
about you getting whipped. And I'mI mean, I'm not the one that's
be the one that I mean,like, I mean, I know your
knows either side of your fantasies ornot. But I'm sorry that your fantasies
are not gonna get up fulfilled becauseRoadstart's like to be one hitting you.
Oh fas right, I'm okay withokay, okay, okay and none,
and I'm gonna be introduce you know, are very very beautiful, very very

(02:34):
special, very very energetic, arevery very like all around amazing human being
that's over here, you know,like he's nominated for awards. He didn't
movies. He'd been on the podcastbefore and it was such a fantastic time.
I played League A Legends with thisperson and they're a fantastic person.
They they be on Twitch and youknow, just energizes you know, everybody

(02:57):
who watches you see them on TikTokand they do they bang, dizzle.
You know. The beautiful are alwaysamazing, always wonderful to be around.
Missus Jasmine Tea wait ah, thanks, what an amazing introduction. You hype
you up so much too. Imean, I believe, I believe that
if people aren't tea baggers are ready, oh I love it, they need

(03:21):
to they need to join the teabager. Yeah. I joined the tea
bagging family as well. Yeah,okay, the tea bagger. I'm a
tea bager. I'm I'm a proudtea bagger. Ross like an og T
bagger. When we met in twentytwenty one, when no one knew my
name, it was my first expistRoster was like one of the very first

(03:43):
people like who actually recognized me.Yeah, and I was like her.
And then the story was he said, oh, I think I've seen you
on Twitter. Your user name onTwitter starts with an H, right,
and then I thought, no,it starts with a J because it's usually
Jasmine Tea, but I like myTwitter handle at its high jasmin tee A.

(04:03):
And I was like, oh,so he was right. It wasn't
like I said, well, letme make sure. I'm like I'm following
you because I'm sure I've seen thenight before. And I'm like, oh,
my heart was in sure. Iknow I'm not tripping, you know,
I know, I know I didMari onea sometime, but I'm not.
I'm not tripping. And I'm lookinghim like, yeah, see,
yeah, he's a better memory thanI do. I know. He really

(04:25):
he said something I'm like, yeah, that sounds about right. Yeah,
exactly. It was coming from him, I'm like, yeah, most likely
I trust for ross memory better thanmy own. I'm five, you know
you're probably just wrong, So sodad man. So one like like,

(04:47):
let's christ Gate just get this isthe entire nomination and stuff about the way,
because I feel it's important that everybodyknows what to look for right now
for your nomination because you're nominated foran you're dominated for and I believe this
is actual the air of the dayafter the XIZ Awards. But everybody,
you still can vote for the Av N Awards. So let's say,

(05:10):
what what category that you win yesterday? Because this is here to day after
the x Awards, so you wouldhave already got your award, So what
what a what award? Are your? Are you you? Oh my god?
Oh you guys are gonna give mea big head. But for the

(05:30):
XPIST Awards, I was nominated fora Best Sex Scene with my co stars
Dylan Diaz and Nolina LyX for ourthreesome scene in a manner Yeah sexy,
Yeah, I love threesomes. Notyet mm hm stay for that too,

(05:55):
very exactly what what can they votewhen you write now for because you still
vote for this, so this islike I think you have I think you
have five days after this comes outto vote for this Dale because this can
vote crazy. Vote for me andAndre Stone for Hottest Boy Girl Collab.

(06:19):
Yeah, we got nominated since ourchun Lee gets spots video where I'm like
as Churley that went viral on likeTikTok which had it go viral on like
porn Hub or like it got alot of traction to where I was trending
on porn Hub goes on. Yeah. Yeah, so we got nominated for

(06:40):
that, and if you want tosee us make a part two, make
sure to vote for us. Everybodygo out there, make sure you vote
for that because I find it veryessential that both of these ladies win the
award that they're nominated for, becausethat's I said Sarah right here, he's
kind of nominated for for Unsigned Darlings. You know we did, but we

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didn't we just make Traices the SunDarling. Yeah yeah, oh yeah,
we're nominated, So you can votefor us. So, So what's been
serious for once you've been on apodcast? When so what's what's new?
What's what's what's new in uh?In your white? Because last time you've
been on here, you were becauseI'd say it was twenty twenty one.

(07:21):
Oh yeah, so you had wehad three years and I think it was
it was about this time too,but it was January. Oh yeah,
Okay, it's been three years sinceI've blast been on this podcast. But's
awesome. It does it feel likedoes it feel like three years? Oh
gosh No, Honestly, like thepast three years felt like such a blur.
And I think when I first metros Star in twenty twenty one,

(07:43):
that was when I w I wouldsay it was still a smaller like creator.
And then ever since then, Ithink twenty twenty two when I started
doing like my skits, yeah,I had the exponential growth. Okay,
yeah, and it's been no.No, I don't know, do not
damn for yourself because because you're alreadyon my radar when I'm making it wasn't

(08:05):
like you. It wasn't like youwere just walking around hanging with uh oh
my god, his name is slippedmy brain. Leo, Leo my emperor.
Uh Like you're walking around with Leo, And I was like, Oh,
Who's who is this branding human being? Here? Who are who are
Who's this? Like? I don'tknow you, no, no, Like

(08:26):
I was like, oh I knowthe name, I know that Twitter handle,
I send your name. You werealready flooding around, flooding around like
like poll pol h in the wind, and you have to take like no
one knows who you are. Ohmy gosh. I feel like I know
you're a fumble, but still that'strue. I feel like even back then,

(08:50):
I was like a decent size,but like compared to now, I'm
smaller. But I will, likefor me, I will always hype someone
up big, bigger than they thinkthey are, because I I feel that,
you know, like both like bothof you, all three of you

(09:11):
are very fantastic people and humans andthis whole you know, and this whole
everything and you you can both y'alldeserve all the flowers and everything that uh
and you deserve you and if youain't getting your flowers, I'm gonna like
put it out there like, hey, stop what you're doing and gives can't
give them make flowers, like rightnow, like and stop stop playing or

(09:33):
stop playing with them, give themmake damn flowers. That's right. Better
vote for us, you know,for all of us. So like but
yeah, go ahead, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt your know,
you're good. Let me see,I think ever since the last time
I was on your podcast, Istarted streaming on twitch. Uh and then

(09:54):
what else have I been up to? You've been twit? Yeah, you
you've been to the movie. Ohyeah, that's you did. You did
a few movies, and like you'redabbling more in with with more mainstream performers.
You're you're like, yeah you likeI think you were still doing your
you know, dang still, Ohmy god, that was me for real,

(10:20):
Like I don't I don't have merch, you know, yeah, I
when I first met here, Idon't think I can get a table.
You can't. I don't know ifI can get a table. You got
the table on the next day,I finessed the table. I literally didn't

(10:41):
get the email that or I didn'tget the email for my booth until thirty
minutes before I was supposed to leavefor the convention. And once I got
that email, I was like,okay, I got to put together merch
real quick. I got like,I went to CBS, printed out like
some prince, got some sharpies andcalled it a and I was like,
okay, Well, that's my good. Yeah, I feel like that's the

(11:03):
best way to start because obviously Marchit cost us money to be able to
do all this anyway, just toessentially hope that we get that money in
the back yeah, back end.So it's like when you first start,
you just start with either like thefour by sixes or I would say the
eight by tens. Yeah, getmaybe like twenty of them or something,

(11:24):
and just start off like that.Eventually just build up your March. But
also, you know what I mean, Like I met you in person last
year at X three. I knewabout you slightly before he said, oh
I know her, she's up there, and I was like, oh,
okay, I'll make my rounds becauseI walk around I convince you instead of
being at BOOST. But since then, like we were talking before, I've

(11:46):
seen you pop up randomly on stuff. I wasn't frollowing just because oh but
also to do good. Really,I'm a virus. I just pop up
everywhere, but really virus the fanswant so. But also you've been you
know, with your branding and alsowith the group that you I think it's

(12:11):
agent, you know what I mean, Like even other people that are out
in Temecula that no, I'm anindustry. Like people have been like,
oh, do you know this group? And I'm like, oh, let
me see, and I'm like,okay, I know a couple of them.
I'm like, oh, okay,who Total Food. He was telling
me about her and I was like, oh okay, so outside of us

(12:33):
because we were following each other inthe suggestions like that, you guys are
being presented to people by the contentyou're putting out. That's more than just
sexual, you know what I mean. So that's a good thing because you
are ahead of the game. Thena lot that don't understand branding or the

(12:56):
algorithms or anything like that. Sothat in one year the growth that I
cause, I follow everybody I seeon Instagram and social media. I don't
really comment too much, but I'lllike help the algorithm. Yeah, but
to see like both of you doingstuff like you don't know it because you're
so humble, you're so involved inwhat you're doing that you're being You're reaching

(13:16):
an audience you didn't know you werereaching. Because if I even told something
from people, you know, theydon't really like follow my corn accounts per
Sae sorry Corn accounts to have theselittle names mentioned here and there sparsely,
you know what I mean. LikeI'm like, okay, cool, yeah,
because it wills your mind too,Like I don't know how off you

(13:39):
look at your algorithms and stuff likethat of like what country or whatever somebody
is watching you on or whatever,and I feel it like like random that
like like this podcast is like listento it like Asia, and I'm like,
who listen to us? And thenand then when I look at like

(14:01):
us in general, it was apoint where Connecticut with my most mississ to
state, and I'm like, Idon't know anybody in Connecticut, and I'm
like that is the most random,like like if you're listening to from Connecticut,
I'm sorry, this is a goodthing Connecticut. And I'm like,
that's just the most random. LikeI can't even I don't know the capital

(14:26):
of Connecticut, but it's like Newark. I had no idea what the cabinet,
like the Connecticut is, but I'mjust saying like yeah, and it's
just like for for you, it'slike you are doing what you're doing,

(14:46):
what you're doing whatever, and peopleall over the world it's like, oh,
I love these of justity, likeyou know, not not not just
not just the T. The Tdon't like it hot. They want the
tea. They want the tea.See, we can do a lot of
puns with your name. I'm likeher chee kettle must be hot. You

(15:13):
guys should help me out with mypuns and my friend. I mean,
like we can work shirt, youknow, with the kettle and going in
the in the in the exactly.I love that. I need to get
an art that would be so funny. Honestly, I think with your suggestions

(15:37):
of that art to her whoever isHonestly, I feel like if you did
that, even if you like work, you know, like just really provided
you just love that because they loveyou and it's a it's a funny shirt
and like it fits like the therd. You don't have to be because like
you just like on a tea bagbecause even like people though everybody you know

(16:00):
loves you know whatever, this islike people love your like if maybe they
would they would have come to yourto your your Twitter. They love like
your person's pers sona or whatever.They know you you're goofy ish, you
know. So it was just youknow, because they yeah, give me
a te a tea kettle shirt,a T shirt and shirt. I need

(16:27):
a T shirt. I actually didget T shirts printed out, but it's
not that I think that i'll havesoon. It was my sister made me
this playboy like magazine of me forChristmas, and she had it on a
poster and I here with you,but you haven't been here with you.

(16:51):
You just show it. I know. I wish I had forgot the send
them the file and he'll put itright here over my face. I don't
heard about it. Just have yourhands, like, have it right here.

(17:11):
So just whenever we talk about itis just wing it out all of
a sudden. Imagine like the school. No. Let mean, I know,
like you know you didn't get themall in time yet, so I
like I just told you, likeI'm already ready to just pay for one
because it looks really really nice andI know, yeah, like it doesn't
take playboys now it's this prey boyfor coffee, right, Okay, look

(17:36):
it looks it looks really cool.We go next to some Jazmine team that
a pray boy, but a prayfor some Jasmine. That's why I wish
we was gonna But like I justgot her shirts like I'm begging before yesterday,
we don't we don't see we onlywe got it like really late.

(17:59):
This is throw it over here.I'm just gonna grab the shirt, you
know, turning around. So that'sthat's hers. Oh my god, doing
your butt your but is so nicethat that that was? That was that

(18:21):
was Oh my god, I'm gonnamore later that that was not a boy
you know an okay photographer. Okay, okay, dude, I think that
photo is really nice, right yeah. I like he can't even throw it
through put it in the box.What you're talking about? Behind me too

(18:47):
strong before everybody see like if youyou hear that Christ got fired mm hmm.
That's it's because I didn't give myfruities. No sugar is low.

(19:07):
I think I think that he wasfe he's feeling to say that he was
here an hour before we started,so he had free rain to uh eat
any of the cany that's in thishousehold and because I don't really eat it,
so it just sits here. Andso I had fruits and all her
other other snacks. No no,no, no, no no, no,
I was I was being responsible soI don't mess up the camera.

(19:30):
I forgot. I forgot see yousee and and and this is what I
deal with. You know, youknow what My headphones are worthy exactly?
And who fixed them me? ActuallySarah did? She got the court.
She got the court, but whobrought the court? Okay? Yeah,

(19:51):
but I was the one that putit in. And I like the way
she put it in. I'm reallyat that. It was so tired.
I had to fit it in thehole. That's why she got nominated.
It's like trying not to crack up. And the technicality of the home.

(20:15):
It's long and black. Oh isshe fitted? But yeah, it's not.
I mean, I mean, isn'tlike it? They were taking.
He came out last week, sothey can work it anyway, that's true.
What's up? I seen him cameout last They came came out last
week. I'm pretty sure I lookcame out last week. Yeah. You

(20:41):
ever did a massage? She's decent. It's not the best. I better,
she's better? Oh is she?Okay? I just like he brings
he brings the entire massage table tableand give like a real like long massage,
a professional like or something. Technicallyno, but because of dancing,

(21:03):
and I know we're not sorry,And I know how it feels, you
know what I mean, like youlearn from being from watching and what's being
done to you. I just didn'tgo to school for Yeah, he's a
hofessional. He's a whole sessional sessional. Yeah, that's right, professional seeing
like that's another one of the that'sanother one of the random, random scenes

(21:26):
that was reported in this household.Yeah, there was a lot of house.
There's a lot of these films herethis house. This house has been
poured out, this househouse. It'sonly one room in this house thats not
has seen films. Then that thek the kitchen was the first like someone

(21:52):
hitting up. They were they werecause they were here to learn how to
play video games. They're like,brow can I do with Thanksgiving? Seeing
in your kitchen? I really likethe floor and I really want to do
a scene there. And I'm like, this is the fliss before I let
people do anything in my house.And I'm like okay, and it then
it gives. It's like it wasat was doing to buy a solo and

(22:14):
I was I just like she said, well, she said, yeah,
just go on, you can justyou one thing you can killing here.
I'm like nah, I'm good.So I sitting here on my phone and
like she's up and never doing herall her like all of a sudden,
we're all come here. And thenlike she was wearing some some streaky a
streaky skirt and it was just likeis there a string in my am my
pussy? Can you? Can youpose and live for me? And like

(22:40):
because I'm around nudy so much andlike it doesn't FaZe me, so I'm
like really like like like and Isaid, nah, I is in there,
and I'm like she's like okay,And I just walk back in here
and said that now the true meaningof friends give me or that right there,
because I was a friend giving younice? Uh how do you call

(23:03):
it? Then after that, everyroom, like the thing is the garage.
Just find the video of the garagejust finally got put out here because
it was something recorded out there thatwasn't released. And like I recorded myself

(23:25):
like in the drier being like,oh I'm just that, Oh that's so
cute. Like every part of thishouse has been defiled. Ecdroom exactly,
I've defiled both couches, yet thatone I'm like because like when you're in

(23:47):
it was a it was a differentcouch here that almost everybody that had been
in this house, and did wedo this? It was a three from
that from that couch. I christenedthis couch, christened this couch. Yeah,
that's done her. Yeah, likeI had, I had it for

(24:10):
like a like like a and thenthis one was like two days and then
she christened it. Was it twodays? Yeah, it just I just
I had just gotten it before andshe was silent. I was like,
oh, this is new. Iheard he didn't nap on it. She
defouled, No, no, no, we won't say defile it. She

(24:34):
well, she at it. Sheadded a yeah, she had a tear
in her own special juices because sheloved Oh yeah, juice cup this week,
have a cup that says I heardpussy. Oh my, that's so
cute. I'm surprised. And Igot this one and said, like it's

(24:57):
sitting right there on the table.I'm surprised because you know you last time,
like I think it's sturdy. Man, it was just too late to
watch it. You could have asked, you could have you could have made
as yeah Christmas. The camera,Well that was last time, so I

(25:18):
didn't mess up the camera. Thisweek. You weren't even allowed. What
are you talking to? You werelike you were you lost your camera privileges
that you can only be on youcan only be on on camera. Yeah,
have you messed up the camera before? Is that technically last time?

(25:40):
That's why we kept saying he's fiveyears old. There's only one time.
I keep saying that I actually messedup the other time I set the camera
and everybody shifted and got up andthey didn't stay on their mark the camera.
I already set the camera. Ihad already set the cameras. And

(26:03):
then and then like afterwards, youknow, Chris comes up and was like,
you know what, I don't likeyour angle? No, no,
And I verbally said, I'm zoomingin because it was because how it was
set, it had that, andI just gotten that. You think crop
he crops Afterwards me, I put, I put everything. It was a
difference. So that was that wasnot clear communication. My part with he

(26:30):
was he was he was he waszoomed in so far I can see anybody's
Hey see what happened was is thatit was it was supposed to go on
the you know how they have onlyfeet, this was only fingers fingers.
It was like the face so Icould see like I could see like all
up in there. See. Seehe's lying now because he said he saw

(26:52):
cuticles. No, yeah, yeah, because like they had they did raise
their hands. Yeah, he happensevery time. They just start going back
and forth. It's okay, Iaccept I accept all in every punishment and
every tongu last year, you're gonnagive me. It's so good. That's
right. You ever had to gettingin trouble on purpose? Oh? Yes,

(27:14):
was it? Yeah? I likebeing a brat. Stuff. We
get spankings. I like being abrat too, right, Yes, that's
so much fun. No question.Now, we were talking earlier to two
part questions. One, what happenswhen you get two brats together and they
both want to be spanked, theyget brady. We just sixteen nine spank
each other. That's true. Iwas gonna say, I'll break out the

(27:37):
paddle and take care of both people. It's okay. You were using to
get together. You didn't You didn'tinclude yourself some kind of some kind of
a jump in the middle of thewhat it was? I wanted to hear
them say that they would do somethingtogether with each other. No, it's

(27:59):
not it's like it's just talking aboutlast week, but about that, you
know. Uh, the roles,you know, they're like what role you
play like in general? Oh yeah, because I was more of the sub.
But like, depending on the person, I can be a little dominant.

(28:22):
And I feel like I can't necessarilybe dominant to a guy because you
know, sometimes they have just naturaldominance. I know I can't find,
but I feel like it takes alittle bit more. And it also depends
on the type of person they arewhere I'm just like, okay, I
see that I'm a little bit morelike confident in this, so I can

(28:45):
dominate some people. I'm a completeThe persons even said I can look at
you and tell yourself, and I'mlike, yeah, yeah, falls us
up up, Like if you ifyou if you think what a sub is,
I'm probably worse than that. OhI have I've at leashed on the

(29:11):
in the on the porch right now, and I I had somebody you know
walk me, Uh just at aparty I went to and I was about
walking over over there's those little pebblesyou know when when you like scare your
kN on them. I was Iwas just you know, just crawling on
those like with no like with no, with no remorse. Oh, damn

(29:33):
you a massacist too. Yeah,I did my BDS the other thing and
by one hundred percent, top wasMassacres one hundred is it one you know
you get you get random numbers thatsaid eighty five percent and like you get
no hundreds by one percent was Massacressand my other one was real funny.
Oh, I would not have knownthat for me. I think this is

(29:56):
the first time I'm learning this.Ye, I mean the lack of my
day it was in twenty twenty one. But yeah, I'm an ex.
I'm an X. I can't dosomething to say if I wanted to,
like I hated, but there's there'sI'm down for almost anything. Damn I

(30:19):
although I he says he's a prude, but he just said I'm a freak
like the nigga's Like I can,I can. I can do all this
stuff without even having sex. Youknow you can still, you know,

(30:41):
and like I will accept all thisstuff because like I'm like, I'm I'm
more like you know, I won'tsay that my heart was asexual, but
like I'm okay with Like I cango wild without even thinking about it,
you know, you know, butI'm still a se like I'm still a
human with sexual desire. I justit's not the talk of my list,

(31:03):
you know, so like yeah,beat me whatever, Like I love that,
But as far as everything else,I'm prudish, Like like there's been
times where this person here has hadsex in this household, and I just
I just casually just another people too. I just casually just walk out of
the room in my computer room andstart playing leg Legends, or he tries

(31:26):
to walk out the room and I'mlike, where are you going? You
want to watch this? This islike you know, I said, she's
a She's not a hundred percent upbecause he yelled at me. Yeah,
just because I feel like I maywant to be dominant. I'm like,
they'll sit back down. He's like, my god, yeah, I said,

(31:49):
like I get up, I geton my phone unless unless something else
happened happens, and I'm like,okay, yeah he was watching us that
I rocks. It's happened at leastlike five times that I was. I
was. I was. I wasforced to be be be a part of

(32:12):
it in some capacity. He wasconsensually forced to be in it. Has
he watched like you guys before,Yes, oh yeah, probably, especially
when he films. Yeah, buteven besides that, just like us hanging
out and then you know sometimes likewhen you're with your partner and you just
be intimate and then be like,you know what, I want to be
a little freaky right now, andhe tries to leave and I'm like,

(32:34):
what are you doing? Like it'snice to have an audience, Yeah,
it's like this. It's like forme, it's kind of like, you
know, because everybody doesn't want anybodyjust sitting there likes in there, like
like like I'm like, I don'tbe sitting right here, and I'm thinking
my leg up, y'all, LikeI'm sitting over here lay going yeah,
that's nice, that's cool. That'snot But that's why I do it that

(32:55):
way. I'm like, because obviouslyhe can always leave, but I'm like,
no, sit out, Like,oh my god, that happened.
That's happened. That happened once too, and I had to sit there and
take it willingly. Ticket did youactually live it out? Yeah? Oh

(33:15):
you are exactly in acquired voice,like you don't have to, you don't
want to know. Here's it's likebecause I'm around, it's so much like
like if I'm just sitting here andlike y'all doing it whatever, it's not
like I'm getting hard from life becauseit's like, oh, I have not

(33:35):
participated, my friend. My memoryis just like, oh we're we're in
a downside. We're just chilling,you know. So it's whatever. But
it's like unless let's like, whathappens there, happened, like what happened
there? Which time when when wheneverybody like after, uh, what party

(34:00):
was that? After the Halloween party, like, oh, the one where
guy dp to my pussy? Ohmy god. Yeah, it was like
my first time ever doing it.Was it was it was, it was
it was it was too of thepuss to one of the mouth and at
the same time, but they weregentle with me though, because obviously it

(34:21):
was my first time doing it,so it was an extra scratch and I
was like, oh, that's notthings things that happened that, things that
happened that wrongs hashtag exactly wait thathappened at that happened wrong? That counts
that couch because this comes to actuallythis this counch, This counch do you
see is a cover on it down. It's something happened on this so much

(34:43):
that I had to put a coveron it because it started to peel and
death a little bit was getting wShe's like, I'm gonna wear about the
sun decks. I think it's likeafter I got in touch up sitting going
at least twelve people different people havehad sex. That's why I got That's

(35:04):
why, like you see like disinfected, like like like, oh, it's
Clark's clear that on, says MichaelBed twenty four hours. Yeah, exactly.
Like for example, before and afterthis, like well we cleaned the
couch everybody, I'm like, haha, I could square it down this

(35:28):
yeah, let it dry it up. I had like over here behind me,
I have like that's when I say, like we come a ross house.
He Hager has everything that's random,like why why is this here?
No reason? Just in case.There's literally like extra clo everything. He
always has like machines. So yeah, like I have I have random like

(35:53):
squirt covers, right squirts. Yeahyou know, yeah, you bet on
the bed and then someone squirts inthe bed, it doesn't mess up the
mattress. Oh oh he got outthere. It was actually the reason why
he went about the like the mattressprotectors too, Oh my god, because
I was like, hey, Idon't have a sheep protector. I can't
squirt on it. You're like,you know what. I'm like, yeah,

(36:16):
you know what's crazy. And Isaid this the other day, like,
of all the scenes I recorded inmy life, no one has squirted
in the scene that I recorded.Oh damn, I'll make him record me
a. I was just really goodat making me square. Oh wait,
so you haven't squirted like in oneof the scenes you feel for you not
yet at least She's like, Ican do it. I have done I

(36:38):
can try. Yeah, I'm tryingto be all innocent over here. See
that's why he always tries to saydisapproved. And I'm like, no,
you're freaky dinky too, But thefreaky things you do, you don't have
to take your clothes off. Iam just an innocent butterfly noody. We're

(36:59):
talking about it out. Just becauseyour clothes off and you're being let around
in the leash, does it meanyou ain't freaky. No, that's still
like sexual gratification. You're getting readexactly right. I need I need to
live a little bit more so,I asked this last time she does atal?

(37:21):
Do you I do anal with dilDo's I haven't done it like like
like penetration. So you have analplay? Yeah, a play that was
the other things that it has thelast time with angle play, do you
guys like your that's Chris Ryer saidyou'll sell it toughs because he was talking

(37:44):
about if you if you are tryto get out, you use something like
this, what is up? I'mnot catching it? So basically, like
I mean I always talking about thatlength not that's so, but this you
actually put on your face like aroundand then basically you put it like right

(38:06):
where your mouth is. Oh mhmm. It's like, what's the way
we want to hear? Is that? So basically it's like you can still
sit on it and you literally likeyou put it right there like the person

(38:30):
just lays down on the forehead likea unicorn. You can put it in
there like when I if I wearsomething like that, I don't wear something
like this, I'll just put itright here and like I would just lay
down and then you could just youknow, just just right thing. And

(38:52):
the thing is, it's like ifyour partner is having, you know,
problems, you know, they they'restill there whatever, sing is doing that.
And then in the middle and thenin the middle the middle of like
whatever they're doing it. Whatever,if they want to come up a little
bit, you can put it down, eat it and they can pop back.

(39:13):
Especially as the person's having you know, you know how to use it.
He is free. It's three outof flour over here. I am
in the fact that I do sexualthings. I'm just denying the fact that
I'm like, I'm like, I'myou heard the article. I don't even

(39:36):
know how to use that. Iwas like, Oh, this is how
you do it. This is whatI have. People do. I want
to say this people who like forgetthat, Like, I've been around this
porn stuff for going on sixteen yearsnow, so I'm not I'm not a
stranger to it, you know.So I mean like, I have a
dick on a stick in my porch. So literally, yeah, I told

(40:00):
I told your camera man it uhwhen he was getting some chips, the
dick on a stick. So whatyou got a machine too? Yeah?
The machine? Yes, it is, it is, it is. It
is two sex machines. And itwas two sex machines, some some automated
guns that are sex. But there'sa lot of plugs. The box and

(40:23):
both of y'all let you swim outlike next next, next year, next
next, next, next year.Camera man, he has all the whips.
He doesn't even know it in thebox, that box, the long
one by your left leg, thebox right now, it's just it just

(40:46):
with floggers. I have it all, you know, like yeah, oh
no, she just took it.It was it was it was a right
what bluff in there? And shetook it like it's like a yeah.

(41:07):
I was like, whose assle isthat putting? I mean like and I
think it have one but I thinkfifteen that type of thing, and then
you could take it all she could. I haven't tried to get I think
it's clear. Yeah that was thatwas That was That was a fifteen fifteen
And that was clearer person that fifteenfifting into uh double headed damn yeah,

(41:32):
double edged? All okay, sothat makes sense each way. Yeah,
yeah, that was a vegetable legand then like there's there's a there's a
there's a there's a a bunch oftoys here. It's like so much.
It was like like this before Ispreading up this household, it was it
was a it was a toy inevery room house. He's just like what

(41:53):
if. He's like, these twogirls are just splating right in front of
me. Actually know what. It'slike. I'm gonna date myself. But
Celebrity fight on MTV the claims youwent back celebrity and it was like,
let's get it on. It's okay, let's get it on. No,

(42:17):
but no, it's like when itcomes to me, I just know what.
You know, the consumer enjoys.So I keep it here some so
much so much nastiness does go onhere, but you know enough of see
liter about me feaks. I knowthat's right. I am. I am
innocent, don't you're talking about I'ma virgin. Oh so I do have

(42:40):
a question. I know you doa lot of costplay stuff. Are you
planning on being in the costplay conteston Saturday? Oh? I was thinking
about it. What time is thecostlay contest? Oh? Ahead, I'll
be in it. YEA wait whenI get a cost so I'm gonna be
Princess Jasmine. Oh I I'm superexcited for it. So that so I'm

(43:04):
like Okay, as I hope yougirls when they do do the cosplay that
they take it. This is theytake it. I don't wanna say serious,
but for what it is because youhave the the girls like someone that
really is into cosplay, you knowwhat I mean. This is a big

(43:25):
thing I have. I'm not Asian, but I hate the uh the appropriation
that I see, like the girlsdoing the I can never say a riot
ash and that shit no better thanire Iago face and all the Iiago face
and then all the cosplay and theythey've never been to a a a convention,
they've never d you know what Imean. And it's all for commercialism

(43:45):
whatever, ye whereas someone like asyourself, not because you but because you're
into that genre, because you're intothat genre, because you can pull off
the judgment someone full on ha.You know. You know what it takes
to make a a a cosplay,weapons and everything, and you see that
and you're like, that's the bestoutfit whatever whatever ever. And then somebody

(44:06):
just goes up there and like basicallya bikini or whatever torture. But and
then they win, at least notwith X three. But I've seen it
and where you can see the resemblanceor whatever, because I've done Tokyo goal,

(44:31):
Like everyone's like, oh, well, are you cosplaying that person?
You're black? Take that out theequation, look at the context of what
they're doing and how much effort youput into it, even like jose To
doing the but that ship takes foreverto do that and get in to fill.

(44:51):
All of that needs to be respected. So if you're into and you're
watching this and you want to seeauthentic, good cosplay for the character you
love, or you know, justgreat fun, sexy versions of it,
you know what I mean, likesupport those that live that and that's all.
Like I said, I don't knowif I'm saying right now, go
quickly question for you Ja, whichone of your consents and your favorite so

(45:14):
far? Oh? Sorry, ohmy favorite obviously outside of outside of outside
of outside of Lee. Do youguys watch my hero Alcademia? Yes?
Yeah, oh yeah Racle like thebunny girl, like the really strong bunny

(45:37):
girl. I really like her too, She's really fun. Another another good
good one of paying attention to morethat's an actual thing, bunny girl,
you know what I mean? Soyeah, yeah, learn that through cocky
gooday and a couple other ones.But I think granted you guys are gonna
do the chla, you could beuh cammy yeah yeah, No, no

(46:02):
I'm saying I'm saying. I'm justsaying, like in the feature like other
I'm like, I'm like, oh, I can see you with the red
beret dressing camel and kind of yeahthe other stuff. Yeah, but still
it'll both got both. Got niceone of those. I like it.
Nice one. It'll be like await, man, he's so cute.

(46:32):
Ye the helicopter. You know ifthey if they could do that, I
would. I don't know what youknow, there's a way. There's a

(46:52):
way to do it. It's justtricks you have to make. You can
have to land on the ground kindof doing it and make it even though
they're not gonna be turning you.That's a lot of anything. I just
you just your back, like wehave a just take a phone to the
ceiling. That's what I'm saying.Challenge, yeah, right, scissors version

(47:22):
you Oh the other thing I'm saying, so, how did you what is
your moniker for your fans? Howdid you come up with your moniker for
your fans? I mean it's obviousbut like, how did that come about?
Let me see, I think Iwould like to describe by branding as

(47:43):
it's just me as a person.I don't really like hide anything. I'm
honest about my age. I'm honestabout like my interests. And I think
it's between two though younger than me. I'm joking you like me? Yeah?

(48:05):
Literally, what more? What Februaryeighteen you cover eighteenth of July eighteen,
six months older than Yeah, yeah, you give me still hey,
oh but my branding it's yeah,my branding is just me as a person.
And then I think my fans reallysee that, and then they're like,

(48:25):
okay, well they follow suit,and I'm they're usually also interested in
the same interest as me, whichkind of like mush as well. I
love that it makes it easier tobe authentic. Ye say it was that
you can see it on her whenI was talking earlier about SAMs on Twitch,
and you can really see it,like in that entire thing, because

(48:50):
like she gets sit back and justtalks and plays, you know, one
of the most aggravating, the mosttoxic games. It's toxic, make you
want to jump out of window gamesin the on this earth and you just
said him, play it all nightbecause it's fun. I don't know,
is it? Is it really fun? I don't don't is it? Is

(49:15):
it a song? Little meme totoday about it? Uh? Do you
play it because you've invested so muchtime in it that you can't stop playing
it type thing like oh god,that's like you've been like I've been playing
this game for so long. Likenot that you're addicted to it, it's
just like I put so much timeand effort in it to build it that

(49:37):
like I can stop a month unlessyou're busy, but you're like you're like,
I got free turch, you letme continue. Oh yeah. It's
basically a toxic act. Like nomatter how much you break the addiction,
like you always just go back toit. Like someone who you know got
me into playing League of Legends becauseI didn't play it at all and because

(49:59):
it was I played it once,I thought it was dumb, and I
didn't pick it back up until theykind of converse converse me just playing it
now. They don't play in itanymore at you, cause I've seen you
playing. You're just like yeah,uh, Kitty Lee, Yeah yeah,
she got She was the one whogot been playing Lager Legends. Oh yeah

(50:22):
I was. I was minding myown business and her best friend was like,
hey, come watch Kitty kt Lakeso different namea of the time,
uh playing on Twitch and I'm like, okay, we're playing League of Legends
and I'm like okay, I'm downloaded. And we were all like, like,
was it raising up to thirty?Uh? Brand in the thirty And
that's when I started playing the toxicgame. And yeah, your cameraman knows

(50:46):
how toxic the game is. Youknow how toxic the game is. Camera
carries me. Oh yeah, hecarries me too. The cameraman over here
is uh is god like and we'rewe're just he's like he's like the king
and at the pawns and so weappreciate the caravan. He knows it.

(51:10):
He knows it. You go.But it's different. I have all the
skins in the game, so it'sjust like just just some uch money.
How much money have you spent?Too much? He's like, don't,
I'm not going to give you apodkay. I feel like people even like

(51:30):
complain about simp Okay, I've playedthe games from twenty sixteen. Okay,
from twenty sixteen to Now that's that'sseven years, so that's that's not that's
not like okay, it's like fivesomething a year. I'm a I'm an

(51:51):
F two player and something, andsome of the skins are free, but
it's something stuff like like like ifit was you know, Jazz was over
her birthday, I will give toher a skin you know, and that
you know still calls whatever. Soit was like stuff like that, and
I just I did buy skin justrefun because yeah, do you have a
uh genre of an anime that you'reinto primarily mainly like the shorten animes,

(52:17):
you know, like the action,and then I also like the romance here
and there. Those are like cuteand wholesome. When I like get to
a side over like the super darkand like depressing animate, Yeah, I've
I've with my recovery from the injury, like we come here all the time.

(52:40):
Like he messaged me last night.We both retired because I was like,
well, what ADA mean, whatepisode are we on? He's like,
I can't watch these two without you? And then like he didn't respond,
so I went back, I couldyou call melfriends? I called you
want to? I don't remember that, Yeah, I said I said,

(53:07):
they weed like, you're released toit, like finally, because they wasn't
in English for a while because theystopped because during the holiday or something during
the strike. And then I said, oh, they finally released the two
episodes. Is one were left?Because we were talking about for the hundred
girlfriend one? You know the endingthat I already knew it because I was
reading stood of the manga. Yeah, we really talked. We had a

(53:31):
we had a full long conversation aboutabout three animals. Yep. Or this
was uh, this is when y'allwere out here eating eating food, not
eating eating he was eating. Imean at that time, y'all were just
talking. Y'all were just talking aboutwhat they were going to be eating later.

(53:54):
Yeah, so y'all were advertising.It was it was it was after.
It was way after that. Butyeah, you call you called me
and we had a conversation. Areyou random? Oh my god, I
have a complete look, Oh mygod, I was out the last thing.

(54:15):
I remember. It was like ussaying, hey, you must have
really needed it. I was like, yeah, cause I went and watched
the moly and then I knocked outfor five hours and I was like,
oky, what do you guys doingand he's like, I can't watch these
these are two animators and was like, okay, cool, which animate did
it? And we talked, Idon't know, could you called me after
you said that? I did?Yeah, you did. It's like,

(54:39):
uh, one hundred girlfriends who reallyreally really really really really love you this
guy. Quick synopsis is basically,this guy's been afflicted with finding multiple uh
soulmates and then he feels a sparkwith him and the soul make giver was
like, oh, sorry, youhave one hundred. If you don't give

(55:00):
them go die. Yeah. Ifyou reject them, they will die of
heart. Yeah, and the thinggets It's like in the anime. I
believe they're on Girls six at theend of this, at the end of
the twelve part series, but Ilooked. I was trying to see how
many girls they were acting the mangabecause I knew it was it was still

(55:22):
ongoing, and that's when I realizedwho the last girl was. I didn't
mean to read that. I justwant to see with the rat and they're
on Girl forty five and the andthe manga and the other kicker to it
is they love him, but hehe asked for permission for each new girlfriend,
he gets, Oh, I feellike that and genuinely so, I'm

(55:49):
going to be the best boyfriend Ican be. Yeah, like and he
goes like this. If you watchit, he really goes out of his
way to make sure that all ofhis girls are each of them before each
of them like it's actually good andlike he's he's Girl six at the end
of this anime, but we onlywatched it the girl five, and it's
kind of like, oh, sohe's he gives each of them a time,

(56:12):
but they all got basically vastly differentpersonality. Like if you watch it,
I will tell you it's one girlthat I like the best. However,
something about her kind of makes hernot someone who I would recommend.
But yeah, I know what you'retalking about. But he's Girl five,

(56:36):
I will say that. Yeah.And also, which was the kinky one?
The one have different kids? Ilike that one. Do you do
you really love somebody? Even thoughthey are a perverb? Anything? It's
anything? Is he's in the clubwhatever, and like inside the club whatever

(57:00):
is coming, Like someone gave hima note that says I love you,
and they left their panties and he'strying to like, so, who is
who is can I can I saythe word they use? Okay, ye?
Who is panty railler? So?And the thing gets He goes through

(57:21):
everybody who he thinks it is andthey all come back and say, hey,
I do love you. I guesswhat I have to kink and like
and like and like differentia and niggasLike. I watched the animated first episode
without reading the synopsis of the show. It was just from the click on
one and at the end of thefirst episode, I was like, what

(57:45):
the Then I had to go backand read the synopsis and was like,
oh, still wow. It's likeI was. I wasn't expect like when
I told it to y'all to likethat first, like, wait a bit,
She's like what. Then we startsaying, okay, let's bet what

(58:06):
the next kink is for the nextgirl. Every girl were like, this
is le her kink is going tobe. This is what her kink is
going to be, you know,just with like the their personalities, the
way that they're interacting. What islike what is it? So like each
girl has like their own kink andit's like some are some are extreme,
and some are like Okay, Ican see what having that anime. But

(58:31):
it's no, it's no, it'sit's not like Hi crazy like whatever.
It's just it's etchy. Yeah,it's definitely. It's definitely not because they
don't. They don't even because mostof you you're getting this anime is broad.
Yeah. Ob yeah, that's that'salmost every anime that is like even

(58:53):
even even some of the fan service. Yeah, it's like some of the
holes, the ones they like shows. Whatever someone kicks, you'll see their
pains. It was it was man, I watched it on a on the
the Netflix. One the Netflix.I can't think of when it was all
you'd probably remember it later, butone good one on there. Because we're

(59:16):
partial. If we watch it inEnglish dub, you know, sometimes the
audio, like the voice actors don'treally sell the emotion in it. I
go to uh my Happy Marriage onNetflix. It's good in Japanese audio or

(59:37):
English dub audio. Like the character, So the one you're talking about,
whether you watch it in the nativelanguage or English dub, it's gonna you're
gonna get drawn into it, Okay. I feel I feel that like there's
only like a few animas that Ireally like. The dub worth of the

(59:59):
sub and like it's for good reasonbecause sometimes somebody's the original versions is like
wait what it just doesn't It isn'tfair, right because like I come for
them ahnin, I don't have anyfriends. I like the duve more than
the sub. I try to watchthis up and I just the dumb that

(01:00:21):
made it more extreme, and thesub was like, oh okay, it's
basic. So but that's like,for example, when I'm watching like Korean
Flex, I try to see ifthey have a Spanish version because they like,
first of all, that was myfirst sanguage, like completely understand it.
But I feel like they're able toportray it better, you know,

(01:00:43):
like when they're voice acting like you, you kind of hear the emotion in
them. So I literally just callit like my Asian. Oh you know,
I'm like, oh shit, okay, that's better. That's better in
Spanish and English. Yeah, Itotally agree. I barely watch like anime
and dugs because it's like, yeah, like the voice actors usually don't portray

(01:01:06):
that emotion, right, So ifyou can do that, like you know,
then I wouldn't mind watching it.Here's the deal. Like for two
weeks, it's one like I likeDub because a lot of the times i'm
watching. When i'm watching anime,i'm working, so I can keep an
eye on it, like like theactual whatever, and I can keep my

(01:01:28):
eye the eye on working and Iunderstand it. I won't have to say
back and read it. And thereare some I can do that for it.
There's something like the ones that Ineed to watch this up. I
will put it aside and watch thisup. Like I refuse to watch Food
Wars and Dub. It's so bad. Okay, it is so bad,
and like food Food Wars is agreat anima, but it's me and Dub.

(01:01:52):
It's like watch them is this though? I love Food Warsh. Food
Wars is so good. Look athim and I'm like, I want to
make that recipe. Yeah, there'sa cook look for it. I want
to make a serious word I'm actuallydoing. So we're gonna, we're gonna,
we're gonna buy uh, We're gonnabuy a Jazz went a cookbook that's

(01:02:15):
says food words on it and haveher do all this stuff and call it
uh and call it tea time wherewhere she cooked these recipes and this I
just I just gave I just Ijust gave her an idea. She's like

(01:02:36):
time, she has time. Wegotta, we got, we gotta,
we got, we gotta, wegotta, we got. We gotta buy
her a Cheve's hat. And itsays tea across the top. What it

(01:02:57):
just says tea across like where thefriend is? This is t See.
Y'all have cool names and I justdon't even know, Like I mean,
yeah, but like I don't likenickname. You need to figure out a
nickname for for your fans. Okay, lasers mine mine or the cock clovers

(01:03:27):
cockloaters, oh my god? Andthen looking forward, see what's hilarious.
It's like when I used to dothe radio show like what like the Reasons
that we call the best Fits whatever, Like I had a different name and
I can't even say the smoker anymorebecause I don't really curse. Yeah,
like d J Duck. It wasd J Duck cause making me say constantly,

(01:03:51):
making me say what the what?You know? You can actually say
it, just you have to spillit and in a different language you can
say because it's not no, It'snot like saying the P word P h
U c K is an actual wordfor word. No, well, I
don't know people, I don't knowSpanish. That one p U N t

(01:04:15):
O P. Yeah, there's noend. How do you spell it?
There you go rice cake in yP h U c k is it's an
animal so you can say, oh, that's what it's. It's a streamer

(01:04:39):
on on like on twitch. Thatbeing her name. I'm like, I
can't even say this versus name.Well look it up. It is okay.
So like in general, like yousay, you do, what is
what is your favorite? What isyour favorite spice of life you've ever seen?

(01:05:00):
Oh, I like Spy Family alot. Right now, I would
say that's like pretty slice of life, even though it has like kind of
the showing aspects. So you watchthat one that's really wholesome. I don't
think I have. It's one ofmy like hop in betweens because I was
trying to get in with Kick andShurda. I was watching a lot of

(01:05:23):
the fighting ones. I can't rememberthe name, but that was when I
was doing Proba God. It allinvolved around all the different styles of uh
fighting, the arts of fighting andgetting into the achais and all the different
stuff. I'm I'm I'm an influencebecause I watched He's like, you should

(01:05:43):
watch this, Like it's usually kinky, usually has some type of like kinky
stuff, or they're like going toanother world. He got hair. Yeah,
he's a yeah, I know that. He loves the Harems. I
mean they're the best best, LikeI think. It's like I don't like
like like too much. Like Ido watch fighting ones, but it's like

(01:06:04):
it's a little too much, youknow. I was like, yeah,
they can be a lot. Yeah, the fighting scenes. I'm like,
I wanna I wanna feel good.I wanna go to anime that feel good
about way. I don't want tojust see like, oh you just killed
like look around. I love Ilove another for example, and that's a
that's a horror anime and like it'sfun, you know, and it's like
it's not like it's extreme, butit's not whatever. I can jump into

(01:06:27):
that. I can watch the Dragonball Z. I can watch uh,
I can't think of one right now. I can watch those and and and
feel enjoyment, but I would rathersit back and watch my uh Melakazia hard
to use, who's the das?You know, stuff like that. I
can work like chaos, you know, oh chaon is like x M anime
that don't come back to me.Bro Oh if you want one that's like

(01:06:49):
fighting and has like hair of stuff, I would say, is it okay
to pick up a girl in aDutch? Oh? Yes, I love
that one. Yeah, show methat. I was like, oh this
it hot? That is yeah,and it's like perverted to kind of are
so cute? Is it okay?I would say it's okay. Dungeon Master,

(01:07:14):
two girls in the dungeon. Likeyou looking at me like I have
a dungeon idea? You think wego like we can go like a tunnel
or something and just make it likea dungeons. That'd be really fun,

(01:07:35):
so many ideas. I'm already lookingat the walls like okay, I know
what we need to to, youknow, to get walls, Like I'm
going to turn rolls room into adungeon. But I mean I feel like
we can yeah, board fitting becauselike, yeah, there's a right a

(01:08:03):
little bit a little bit in defendthe old la zoo. Oh yeah that's
true. Why are you trying totry to figure try a dundant really quick?
You know what I'm not. I'mnot selling you know me like stuff
will pop up and I'll write awhole scene in my head or talking about

(01:08:24):
and that things up right now.And I was like being kinky, you
know, so like I could literallybe like, hey, do you want
to go to the tunnel with meand Budlet He be like yeah. When
and then they said Chris that heprobably talking right now. You heard that

(01:08:45):
came probably what does she say?He's already He's already looking it up.
Where are the l A tunnels?He's goodling right now, like, oh,
there was one right here, SantaClairy. I said the most random
I know, I don't know where. I just said the most random place

(01:09:08):
that's not near my area. They'regonna say the claric like, oh,
because we're based in Richmond, California, that's where we at. If you're
looking for us from Richmond to sevenfour for East Richmond Avenue, that probably
someone's no address. Funny thing isbecause sometimes for scene, so have you

(01:09:32):
like come up with an address,like just to just to give out my
address, And I'll come up withsomething and I'm like, I really hope
it's not an actual address, andI'm like, give a six digit give
us six digit address six. Imean, like, what's funny address?
Because I wonder if like some ofthe addresses I heard when I was little
still exist, because like I don't. Okay, y'all are too young to

(01:09:58):
remember this, but I remember whenthey got amazing myself. It's Chris.
I remember this. It was astick sticky Okay, he's he's a singing
address, and like to this day, it's still stuck in my head.
It's right sickly po Box nine sixtythree, New York City, New York
State. Yeah, well you getto It was when you could write right,

(01:10:23):
kids can write famil to this character. This was That's why I like
kids actually engaged. Like on mytrip I recorded, like the when Cartoon
Network first went twenty four hours,there was a whole ad campaigner like we're
taking over the TV for the nexttwenty four hours. So we're from the
era where Cartoon Network wasn't twenty fourhours a day like they were only Yeah,

(01:10:45):
like when the when when the TVwent off at about like the night
when when when we did watch Spotand at about about right as I'm rerrid,
when children went off or unhappily everafter went on, you just get
infomercials the entire time, or ablack screen. It's at the end of
our broadcasting day. They would havethe color bars and stuff like that.

(01:11:12):
Y'all definitely, that's that's how oldI am. We'll say, you guys.
Do you guys have it so easy? See? Like but like what
we all say, y'all age earlier, So two thousand, yeah, like
when when when y'all were four,I mean, I mean y'all, y'all
had y'all entire that entire life atleast with at least we dial up in

(01:11:35):
the ethernet. We didn't. Yeah, I recorded the AOL commercials. They
were like, oh, this newthing coming out, you should sign up,
but get a free one week trial. I don't I don't know like
where it was that, But didyou have the box, the the the

(01:11:59):
the no no, so well,it used to be a station that if
you wanted to listen to busy video, oh, the the adapter box to
what was like a VH you didyou could call in and request a song
because like three Night nine. Yeah, you can call in, I want
to play this song and you payfor it all the box. The channel

(01:12:21):
was called the Box. I thoughtyou were talking about like old on you
mean the box where you we hadto buy so we can get review for
free, which was sixty eight,and then sixty nine was the porn town.
Yeah, and because otherwise you didn'thave the box. You had a
regular one. It was all squigglylines of like, and you had like
and if you were poor and youhad the box, you had and you

(01:12:43):
wanted to jerk it, you hadto live it, like try to try
to catch a good moment where youcould see something and then you do a
stroke. You know. That's whatthat American party thing that was real life.
Yeah. Oh for us, yeahgoodness. Oh yeah. You guys
got the digital era of porn.We had the vhs and you literally had
to, like the comedian said it, guys used to jerk off to the

(01:13:06):
series catalog and when they would sendout stuff because yeah, and then this
was before photoshop, because we're gonnabe able to still see his nipples and
stuff. But like, yeah,it was. It was tough. There

(01:13:26):
was not there was no easy access. The first video clip of like anything
porn that came out, I thinkit was like the Pamela Anderson But luckily
that was the first thing that tookforever to download just the thirty second clip,
and people were taking forever to downhere because like back then we still
had like Ethernet and or I justhad dollar. I'm older by bye by

(01:13:49):
the five years, so we didn'thave Ethernet yet. We only had the
beginning of dialogue to where somebody pickedup the phone and would disconnect everything if
you were in the middle of downboabout the beginning of liveline. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah. Youhave you ever ever be on a be
on a uh uh ah internet thatis not that it's not a fiber and

(01:14:10):
you said, this is kind ofslow, but it's okay, it works.
Uh uh, That's not what wehad. Yeah, we had a
thousand times worse thing that, Liketo get a three minute song, it
would take eight hours to double Ohyeah, I remember like my dad trying
to do that. It would justtake forever to like download, and then
you would download it and you couldn'tpreview it like you can now, Like

(01:14:30):
what if we're downloaded like a previewa little streaming of it. We would
have to download the whole thing andthen pray that it was the actual file
that we wanted. Oh you thinkyou think you think you downloaded. That's
like all it means now's that downloadedthe wrong movie. That was more relevant
back then because you think you think, uh uh for example, uh you're
you're you're you're downloading uh uh ay a a movie all wholesome. It's

(01:14:54):
called Tea Party. You download itand then you open it up and it's
jazz Ma Tea on there doing doingthe bumpy nineties like it's like, oh,
this is what I was looking for. I was looking for. That
was I was to say, Hallelujahjah, Hallelujah. It's Hallelujalla hall. When

(01:15:23):
we had dialog, I will sayI got lucky because my mom had like
she had a business line like thefacts right, so we actually were able
to separate it so you could stilluse the phone and that we take for
two lines like what such It waslike when I was in college, like

(01:15:43):
I had like you know, thethe Ethernet or whatever. And then I
moved my for a gear before Imoved to l A and that gear with
my aunt, they had toll upand they always cut off like every five
minutes. It was so and thenlike we couldn't we had we had a
we had a little bit of youknow, Wi Fi like internet with your

(01:16:08):
phone. But no, I'm like, I'm gonna go jam I drove to
l A using map Quest. Thatsounds awful. I'll go find myself.
There was we have to look itup. Look up Thomas, guy,
Thomas, just look it up.I want to explain it. Just look

(01:16:30):
it up and understand what really hadto happen when they were doing construction.
At least quest I think it willtell you there might be construction. But
when you're following map Quest and allof a sudden you have to like manly
be around yourself. Just look upThomas Gutt. But I'll go ahead further
back with things where you guys haddigital phones. Go back to Oh yeah,

(01:16:59):
I remember black it was. Itwas a time that you had a
pager. You were like you werea big deal. Yeah, I remember
my little pager. Blue. Whenthe last time you seen someone that said
a doctor with a pager? Oh, I have seen that way. I
haven't seen a padre in a while, I know. Yeah. Yeah,

(01:17:23):
that's when we used to have likespecial women. I mean, it's a
pretty they would have to call anumber. Look at it as it went
off and then you gotta say itlike you got to say like cracking out

(01:17:46):
of it. Though right here wefind it a padre in a while,
and it's natural habitat. Listen tothe sound that makes people used to pass
random messages. If they put eightto zero zero eight, they were saying

(01:18:11):
the word boobs, I want tosee your boobs. And if and if
they said three oh four that meansoh and if you girls really mad at
you, and you got six xsix multiple times in roll, Yeah,
don't go home, don't go home. And like you might remember a song

(01:18:34):
and they said page me nine toone was zero zero twenty four. I
have no idea what that number means. One zero zero twenty four baby saying
emergency. I'm just kind of likethat is my body by LSG's wedding Gil

(01:18:59):
their initials, the three artists.Yeah, he was a singing verse.
I'm gonna have to look up withme. I'm not thinking about speaking of
that camera man, can you unpluck? That's what doesn't play the song.
I just said, he doesn't hearme, camera man, he's doesn't hear
me. He in the world.Oh you're good. I was. I

(01:19:26):
was scared we said it and didI look? I looked at so I
had my electa over here. It'syeah, yeah, it's over here.
And I'm like, oh, shemight want to say, what song did
you want me to play? LeVerse Gil? All of a sudden right
by, you know, I can'tsing, don't don't don't get it on
karaoke this well, Ray, speakingof karaoke, do you do karaoke?

(01:19:48):
Test? I do? I likekaraoke. My favorite party is playing the
tambourine, not the singing part.Okay, I don't. I don't sing
like that. I'm not going todie. I don't have the Filipino singing
jeans. I mean I was inquiringand I don't think I can say see.

(01:20:10):
This is what I tell you.Karaoke is not about seeing. It's
a difference. I can karaoke,I can't sing. Oh, I get
what you mean. It's just aboutyou're not supposed to be good at kaoke.
That's for people to enjoy, letfree and be wild and tone deaf.

(01:20:33):
So if you if you do karaoke, what song do you say?
Oh? I would probably rap babyGot Back. I love that song.
Okay, yeah, have you heardme raped that? On twitch before we're
gonna look for. We're gonna lookfor if you're brave enough to do karaoke,

(01:20:57):
it's fine. No, So that'sthat's it. I mean, I
went to karaoke events, but Iyou know, because they're just like when
it comes to karaoke, a lotof the songs that I know are higher
than my voice goes yeah, becausethis isn't my regular This is higher than

(01:21:17):
my regular voice already, and Ihad to go to therapy because it yet
my voice is like the lord ofthis and this is my normal voice.
And I went through therapy to speakhigher on a regular basis because it does.
It does. What is it calledwhen we do that? There's a

(01:21:41):
word no, no, no,there's a word for our demographic when we
because I heard guys do that ingeneral. We do that because it sounds
yeah yeah, like if you heardme talking like bamn regular and you just
heard my voice, I sound likeI will kill you, like like like

(01:22:05):
if if I if I called youup, dass and I said, hey,
I want you to at this address. That's that's I know, a
radio voice. I used to be. I did rate us like I got
kicked off the radars. Why wedid the show. Yeah, yeah,

(01:22:25):
we got kicked off, Like wegot kicked off the radio twice and the
first time was my fault. Thesecond time was he w fauk. And
then we came out here and wesaid, oh, let's go ahead and
start a YouTube show channel whatever.And then we just called the table the
myth is because we got kicked offfor some dumb stuff. You know,
if you can't you join them.If you can't join them, leave them

(01:22:47):
no, because like I just said, like I feel that people because they
called my home seat the dumb andseed in the USA, and I say,
no, that's not true. Peoplesought of us. It's not a
spark. And then someone called it'slike I feel offended, like I didn't
say you, but if the truthsays you know. And then like Chris
came in. Chris is always lakedthe show and he said, oh,
here comes DJ e Clips and thenwe went by and he said always Lake

(01:23:12):
like a whole period, and theykicked up off the red because he said
like a whole period. Then y'allgot canceled before counsels me and canceled yo
for real. But you know what, everything happens for a reason. So
I would be sitting here with thissection lady over here to my right and
this section lady over here to myleft, and both of them. Imagine
sitting like that for the last likefive you got no, I'm like,

(01:23:35):
well, no, actually, what'scrazy? And it's the same way liked
school for a little bit. Thelast podcast is this one. The microphones
directly line up. This one does. This one. This one directly lines
up with their bottom parts. Thisone doesn't. That one doesn't, but
this one does. So the outsidecamerater ye, like this is it covered?

(01:24:01):
I mean on this one? Yeah, on this one is not.
That one was not. Yeah,but like I mean it's like this like
that she prest it. Yeah,yeah, it's it's still like you can't
see it, but like it's gettingcovered on this one. To get to
her microphone. Should I speak intoher microphone? Can you hear me?

(01:24:24):
You are enough? No? Oh? I thought you should like nothing.
No I didn't. I didn't saybusting up. I say you are enough.
Yeah. My headphone wasn't working again. It glitch. I'm sorry.
I think I pulled the cord out. We'll just blame the headphone. The
chord. It was my fault.Sorry, I had an air full of

(01:24:46):
vagina. It wasn't it wasn't.Yeah, it was it was nice.
I mean wait, wait, waitwait, as he said in the moment,
mabe, I asked you a question. You are not you have you
have? You have? You haveissues. I have a whole subscription lifetime.
I don't do issues. Those arejust I want I want to guarantee

(01:25:10):
subscription. My god. Okay,so let's do this really quick and then
you can. You're gonna wrap upside so so so okay, I mean

(01:25:31):
so those time ones are the badones? So okay, no, no,
no, no, this one inyour hand, in your left hand.
I know those are bad, okay. And then ye're the ones around
top, the ones are above theabove the black cart. Okay, don't
put that away. So I knowfor a fact, I know for a
fact those are bad. I don'tknow what that one says, get rid

(01:25:56):
of it? Yeah stop stop.I was just read it because I was
shocked at what it shaid. Isthat what it is? That the bath
It's not bad, it's just there'sthere's not enough players to do it.
Oh yeah, what does it saying? Let the three? Let let the
previous three players. Spit in yourmouth. You're getting spit and if the

(01:26:19):
if there, if there, backand forth, that might be bad.
I can't I can't see that far. But yeah, oh yeah, I
know I'm not doing that one onthe ground. Yeah, we don't have
enough clothes for this one. Stoplooking. Stop picking at all the punishment.
No, no, don't. They'reseparated for a reason. The first
first separation that might be this isthat stack might be bad. But that

(01:26:45):
first card isn't the first card,the one that she just gives. Yeah,
she just gave you. Okay,so okay, put it, just
put it back in there and justmix it up. Yeah, yeah,
to do this like Christ what hedid last time with her. There,
No, he's gonna mess them up. I don't only mess your cameras,
not cards. No, No,I'll I'll, I'll go through him again.

(01:27:11):
There, Well, there's more darethere? And then twist, good
twist you guys messed up cause Ishould pick two cards. That's what I
said. I feel like some someDarro's I'm missing. That's actly small those
chairs. This is the Oh okay, I'm like, okay, okay,
So there's there there's a twist andthen there's a punishment. So basically,

(01:27:33):
he gonna let you don't look athim. So he's gonna give you two
and then you can decide what youwanna do. You have to get a
punishment or to punishment. I thinkyeah, so give like two dairs and
I'm not gonna give him to punishments. I just don't let one. I

(01:27:53):
only gave one piment. Yeah,so this pic put him. Don don't
look a hi, don't look athim? So are you looking? Do
you think another one? Yeah?Okay, let's do it. Okay,
this then I'm a bad Okay,now look at the twist? Do I
pick difference? Did you read them? No? I did it? I
just like looked at it. Didyou read it? No? Okay,

(01:28:15):
Now give her two twists. I'llyour two twists. Well wait there yet?
So okay, give her and it'snot you twisting. I'm sorry you've
been denying. You're twisting. Youknow what twisted? Tea? What's up?
Okay, and don't drink. Youknow he doesn't give it because just

(01:28:40):
put those It doesn't matter. Okay, Uh pick one, grab one beer
and one twist. You can pickthem up or put it how you want
it, like your freedom to pickwherever you want? So what does your
dare say? So my dear,oh goodness says do the chicken dam and
what's a twist? Plot twist?Draw a punishment card. You can choose

(01:29:04):
between your dare or your punishment,but if you fail, you must draw
two more punishments. Oh, mygod needs to have a punishment, Goodness,
shove the nearest. Still those shapedrun up every year. God,

(01:29:26):
y'all know that's not happening. I'lltake this punishment, order pizza for everyone
you the next two, So basicallyyou're getting food. I'm guessing. Yeah,
what are you saying, choose aplayer to give you a teddy twister?

(01:29:57):
Or that the ideas you could decidebetween that one or the other one,
and she picked what's what's what's yourother one? Say? Oh the
other one? Ready? The daresays, he's like a neighbor's door and
ask if your dog knuck over totheir backyard? Okay, we can't do
that. Yeah. Then when theyrespond say, oh that's right, I

(01:30:18):
don't have a dog, and thenwalk away. And then the twist's tie
your feet together. So I didn'tpick a good one. Yeah, so
you hate you the first one?What is yours? Say? Which one
did you pick? Okay? Somy dare is do a hands on and
hold it for five seconds? Youdo that? You can? You can?

(01:30:41):
You can use that one, usethe other one. That one feels
more safe. Dare stuff a pillowor anything that works under your shirt and
I'm like, you're pregnant or anothersee much better? Fill a cup with

(01:31:02):
water all the way to the topand walk across the room without dropping any
of it. That la give heranother day. That's CROs That was that
one's difficult with such a mini electric. Yeah, do a round of Mary
kill with the people in the room. I will die for them. I

(01:31:32):
will die for the cars. Ohmy god, I already know the twist
she had a hold cross Mary yourcrotch, I already know. So go
ahead. I saw you want togive me a titty tister for Are you
alright? The chicken danced titty toshe chose to. Oh no, it

(01:31:59):
was her punishment. What was thewhat was the there? Son? There
was chicken dance and she chose notto do that or something? What the
there was the chicken dance and thechicken dance. I can take a punishment.
Oh you can read the punishment,you know, if you don't want
to if you don't want to dof mary kill what every player with you

(01:32:20):
ten times with a belt? Thatone either right? I just had like
slicy, I mean, just thankyou? Can it? Can it get
your attention? Can you hand methat box? Just toss it over here?
Well just like, uh, Idon't have it that way, so

(01:32:44):
it's not my ever, It's okay. Flipped and flipped flipp Yeah, try
to get no address. Oh there, you know what I'm saying. Like
what I said. The her guywas next to all of Oh see you

(01:33:08):
got a lot of it's probably boring. Oh lots of love. How that
matches? That's so cute. Ohwe were playing with this the last time.
I was in a pretzel. Ohhe was flogging me. Stop playing

(01:33:28):
that. I'm straight lean it out. See how the rumbers. I was
fixing it. See see I'm tryingto be nice and fix it with one
hand and he's yelling at me.And you hope that yeah, yes you
wanna be Oh I don't like that. Just I have than that. Oh

(01:33:54):
that was a bitch. I loveI had another one, but I thought
was oh yeah, blind formal andyou got race for lace. This is
a stop playing with the plastic.This is like that wor Yeah. Yeah,

(01:34:15):
I like this one, the bitchone, the big bite. Yeah,
this is so cute. What afirehouse. There's a firehouse? Oh
what Yeah, it's actually a goodmaterial. That's really good too, if
you know how to do it right. So yeah, so that's you're deciding

(01:34:39):
the punishment you can do f Mk oh. I kind of like the
punishment, right, both of usare like right, I'm like, yeah,
you gonna stay me. Okay,let's get doing that. We can
in the show off. So yeah, you can pick one. Oh,

(01:34:59):
you guys can choose your weapon.I can take it all. I have
to take it all. I'll takethe bitch one like that. Yeah,
I'll do the black one like yourhand. I have two that one.
Okay, you could just are youready? Yeah? Yeah? One?

(01:35:30):
Nine? Come this way a littlebit though, kay where h mmmm?
Go ahead? O me first,kakay ten types I'm not gonn Yeah,
let's get it, okay, one, two, three, four, five,

(01:35:58):
six, seven, eight nine,Yeah, and then YouTube what a
feather you don't get back? Witha feather one two three, Come on,

(01:36:18):
guys, this is supposed to beshe likes being spanked. Okay,
she's covering this way. She's thisway softly because I've got the harder paddle.
I was not trying to be somean, but okay, I warm
it up. She was warming itup. One two, four, five,

(01:36:42):
six, seven, eight nine acrossthe whole back. Oh oh,
that one was a spicy I guessI have the cume closer. I'm not
getting on camera. Okay, we'regonna have you come around and just and
we haven't been this way this?Yeah? Is that? Is that good

(01:37:03):
enough for you? Or has itgotta this? You gotta get the good
angles. Yeah, that's right,get the angles. It's temp very close
up. It's tom for my pussy. Close up. I'm going to left
handed. Mind you you could youcould have saved for you were okay,
can you hear you? Mm hmm? I hope so I know that was

(01:37:31):
t Yeah, I didn't I likeany And then you can stay over here.
Okay, get in the ty twistyeahbody with your mouth twist. You
don't waist you're want to get one? Yeah? Wait a second, I

(01:37:59):
gotta put the current back anywhere.Mm hmm okay go ahead. Mm can
I do it so good too?Yes? Okay, okay, everybody,
can you please go ahead? I'msaying, while you're while you're twisting your

(01:38:21):
nipples, I can do the Sowhere can we find you? So?
Where can we find you? Oh? I was a little distraged. Sorry,
bles. Yeah, you can findme on my Instagram, jazz T

(01:38:42):
j A s T E A ATwitter. I don't know. You could
just like hi, Hi, jasminT. Just go to jasmint or jazz
t dot com and then you canfind all my socials there, yeah,
Sarah. And then for me youcan find on iecessarilyst dot com. All
of my links are gonna be onthere social media and spicy sits cool.

(01:39:08):
Uh your name dude, Chris?What's your name? Chris Cock? Underscore
on Twitter X and Instagram? Uhonly fans and Chris Cock Official and uh
you do it? I can't?You can find you? Can? You

(01:39:30):
can find us? We are becauseon Instagram, b befits, on Facebook
and on Twitter. You can findme at r A s T A r
R on Twitter and on Instagram jazzfun time. Yes, Hey, hey,
I want everybody out there to goshow love to this woman, like
honestly, like, uh, yousee her personality in this little tidbit,

(01:39:53):
right, but every since I metthis person, she's been an absolute joy
and ever since of them of theway on and off camera, it's it's
always you know, it's a funtime. Uh. So like just like
she's awesome ever every like every everyevery every chance you get to just experience

(01:40:14):
her, her bubbliness, her joyfulness. I believe you should take it.
So uh, go out there andfollow her on a social media to say
with uh, Sarah and Chris overhere and make sure like since this is
the last week, go out thereand vote for her. Uh we want
both of these late babies to winthe award and and me too, and
and hopefully she won her award yesterdaysince this came out the day after that's

(01:40:39):
right after x exibit, so shewanted her award yesterday. So looking on
her social media, she's posing withit like and and and like uh,
she she's like really giddy. Soyeah, everybody needs for it next week
and we will see you next time. Bye bye,