August 13, 2025 • 62 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, they're talking about the can. I don't know. Is
that actually a thing? It is a thing, the Arizona Can.
There is no try Tony, You're your camera's a little
weird right there, it is. Yeah, yeah, you're a little
high up there. Sorry is that better? Yeah? Yeah. Now
(00:20):
we are live, so live. Stuff does happen all the time.
Tony's camera is a little it says it. It says
we're alive on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
We're live.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Where does it say we're live? Right and the top. Hello,
everybody in Folk live Land.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
We are the pod Guy's Podcast, bringing it to you
as we do every Monday.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Ten fifteen Eastern Standard time. I'm Tony Kaz Kevin Neary. Here.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Of course we have the ever loving Pcso, the mad
Hatter of the whiteboard.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh yeah yeah, the Picasso of the paints. Yeah he
does those things still, the monet of madness Moneo. We
need some interest music for Sparky spark He's got his
big board there. He will be drawing what we are
talking about throughout the show. If you haven't, if you're
(01:13):
new to the whole formatt if you are back, we
welcome you back for another week of the Pod Guys podcast.
Ready to recap the week of the Internet and your reality, Tony,
what the fuck has been? No, I'm gonna do a
little sharing right now. I hope you're O my god. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
So I work in a an environment that has a
lot of interactiveness with with patience, with people, with people,
customer service service.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Sometimes with a fucking chef's kiss. You know. We have
certain people that are absoluteolutely.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Amazing, absolutely amazing. They go out of their way. They
you know, very friendly, very very courteous.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
That is the way to be.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
But when you get to a point, when you get
to a point where you're sharing way too much, and
even with your physicalness, when you're sharing things that are
just a little, eh, a little too risk.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
A, you're gonna need to elaborate, Tony, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Well, of course, we had a patient come in today
and the patient goes, oh, man, I cannot sit down.
My hemorrhoids are killing me.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Okay, that does happen. Hemorrhoids are a medical problem, Tony,
a medical problem. Are you a hemorrhoid shaming this person?
Oh no, no, no, no no. Did they appear to Okay,
if you were to guess what what health problem they
did have besides hemorrhoids. Would it be in the top five, like, say,
(03:09):
would have never happened? Yeah, I never would have appeared
in my head. Okay, say we're playing family feud with
what medical problems they did have? What would be your
answer to get your family going, to get my family going,
to get your family on the board the family feud?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I definitely would have went uh not o. Man,
I see this is a tricky line.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
It is not that tricky. We're gonna We're gonna un
trick it if.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
It feels tricky mentally, she wasn't all there.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
There you go, and you already got a couple. You
gotta fucking you gotta you gotta just throw one out
there that you think the general public would have. We
we got a hundred people on what medical problems they
think that this woman hats name one. Hit the button
and name it. Take your head up. Sparky. Parky's got one.
(04:10):
Sparky the board around right there. He is flipping the
board right now. Do these look too big to you?
I will be jerking something else then my knee.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
So masturbation Joe's she shares right with everybody in the office.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
The fact that the fact that she has hemorrhoids, right,
she has hemorrhoids? Cool and not Not only.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Not only does she share with everybody, but she also
shares that she told her son.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Wait a second, I gotta stop you there, how many
people are you working with around? Oh? We're gonna say
five to six? You got sitting? You got okay? So
she's sharing with the whole store. So this sounds like
the person has no idea about small talk or anything
like that, right, and she's just going right for the
(05:12):
juice of what is bothering her for the juice? Does
she'd know the difference between hemorrhoids and herpes in the
ass because hemorrhoids they make a cream four and you're
good herpies in the ass? Right, that's really that is
something you are gonna want to talk about in the
(05:34):
disguise of hemorrhoids, because she was probably in some real
pain there if Tony, if it was herpes in the
ass instead of hemorrhoids. So correct for I'm go go go.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Absolutely, You're you're on top of a whole different subject, right.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
So she then shares with everybody that she told her
son that it looks like she has a set of balls, okay,
because her hemorrhoids are so bad. And then she also
shares with him the fact that it looks like she
got fucked in the ass.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
This is the words exactly, okay, all right, and that it's.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Oh god, yeah, and that it was that it was
that bad for her to sit down so.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
And this is as she's sitting down in each seat
at the office. Now. For people that don't know, Tony
does not work as an ass doctor, Okay, no he
is not. That is not He's not a practologist in
any way possible. And by the way, it feels like
that's that's where she should have gone, probably right to
(07:01):
the ass doctor. And the ass doctor would have said, lady,
you don't have hemorrhoids.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
These are herpes in the ass, you know, or general
warts in the ass.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Here's my question something going on there. Man who over
shares with their child, how how old is the kid? Uh,
he's probably in his thirties to forties. Oh yeah, she.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Was a little bit older, like I want to say,
her fifties to sixties.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Probably in her mid fifties, mid to late fifties. Graham's
got no filter now.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Right, Grandma's got zero filter, But Sparky does have something
on the big boards.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
No filter on this, Sparky's big board coming up right here,
flipping around, Sparky. We do the thing. We show the picture,
We read the caption. I wish I was swollen on
the What the on the glare, Sparky, The glare is
killing that part right there? I was. Well, then tell
(08:05):
your son that there's a picture of Tony puking and
there is the the asses out there. Just just uh
to emphasize how big the ass is to compare to
the like she's got to set a ball back there.
Oh yeah. So so Tony, what was your main takeaway
from this experience that you were so traumatically so yeah,
(08:33):
yeah yeah, good for her. Good, Good for grandma. Thank
you for over sharing with people because you made my day.
It made the show. You made the show, Grandma, have
a good grandma. Yeah. That's the thing people do. People
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do tend to. People do tend to overshare a lot,
okay and huge in public places. They need to get
it off their chest one way or another. They feel pain,
they want sympathy, they want a reaction in between time,
they want that solidarity kind of thing. I dodge it.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Well, the only reason why I say this is because
people have over shared in the in the social media
news lately.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
How shout not to say that CEO Andy Byron is
in the news, you know, of course for his.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Fantastic Coldplay you know, rendezvous.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
But everything that has been going on is on his
in his.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Life has been shared with social media.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah. I haven't really been following it to too closely,
so you're gonna have to keep me informed what's going on.
So he was selling cold Uh he was trying to
sue Coldplay? Yeah, heard about that. How'd that go for him?
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
No, that's not going for it. Yeah, because you can't
sue Coldplay.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
You were there Coldplay for your infidelity. It's the same
thing that if you look into a camera while you're
stealing bank money and then you sue the camera company
for having a better picture.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, it's very, very similar. So from bad to worse.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Of course, Andy Byron is now being accused of spending
at least two hundred and fifty thousand dollars on X
rated content in digital chats with multiple OnlyFans creators.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Okay, so what you're telling me, Tony is he is
supporting content creators. Yes on only fans. Okay, oh wait, wait,
it doesn't matter the form of art. He is supporting
content creators. He's a small business venturer who is also
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helping other small business venturers with his money. I don't
see a problem with this guy. I find very little
little flaws in him. Besides, I think he's got a
couple of ticks higher of his sexual aggressiveness. Is that
(11:40):
fair to say, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
The fifty year old tech Titan tech Titan is being
accused of another scandal.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
What is he even? Wait? What what? What was the
big technology that they came out with?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
What was the well he was from an from Astronomer
h a company called.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Astronomer, And what do they do? I'm not really sure
to be honest. Let me check what they do real quick,
because this this feels like he's just he's just a
white dude there sitting around hanging on a Cold Play
concerts hitting Now he had an affair with a woman
his own appropriate age, just throwing it out there, his
(12:23):
own appropriate age. So we're gonna look it up real quick, everybody.
What does Astronomer is?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
That?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Is that? What it is? Sparky Astronomer thumbs up strom
do in the tech world world. I know, Tony, we
both got a lot going on in our backgrounds. Is
taking a taking a bath right now, and she's acting
like she's getting murdered. Like okay. So the name of
(12:56):
the astronomy astronomer, right, Astronomer? Yeah, okay, So here it is. Uh.
It refers to a company specializing in data ops, particularly
known for their platform Astro, which is built on the
Apache airflow. UH. They provide tools and infrastructure for data
teams to manage and orchestrate complex data pipelines, enabling them
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to automate, monitor, and move data across systems. While the
name suggest a connection to space, Astronomer is a data
infrastructure company, not a splay, not a space exploration firm. Well,
I guess I'm just throwing it out there. Maybe the
human resources lady he was hooking up with, he was like, hey,
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what's your sign? You know, something like that might have
been a nice one. It's your favorite planet. You want
to go see Coldplay with me? I got nosebleeds. Huh.
We we can cut a cloth, yeah, we could. I
could hold you behind me and then if the camera
gets on, it's I could throw you down the balcony.
(14:08):
Oh man. Not a space like they have to keep saying,
not a space company, not a space company. So I
guess they're just a data analysis crew or whatever. So
he's he's a glorified accountant in my opinion.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
So so, uh, Sparky, you gotta throw that thing around.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Uh, just go for it, whip it out there. You
are real man of genius. Thank you, mister Rover. Sharing
your bj with cold Play and you over sharing a
BAJ with cold Play, do not stop. I want to
him for the weekend, him for the weekend. Yeah. The
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now that, if you're non viewing audience, Sparky did have
a blowjob cartoon there where she is going down on him.
People do that at concerts normally, not Coldplay. Not Coldplay.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Coldplay tends to have like more of a Mormon cult following.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
This is this is how you can tell if your
significant other is cheating on you. If they're like, honey,
I'm going to a cold Play concert tonight alone with
the boys from work. Yeah, with one of the guys
men don't like Coldplay. Hold on, he's cheating on me. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
So so the Blast report said he has spent forty
thousand dollars for sexually explicit video calls with twenty three
year old OnlyFans model Sophie rain.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Now.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
She states that she doesn't disclose her donors. I am
a huge fan of Coldplay. I'm glad this happened. Cheaters
are the worst people on the planet.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I don't know about that. I enjoyed his money. So, okay,
so you got cheaters. Okay, we're gonna throw this out
there for the porn star Tony love it, love it.
Let's talk about that. Okay. She said, the worst people
on the planet are cheaters, so faithful pedophiles. Second, what
(16:24):
the fuck? That doesn't feel like it should be Second,
that feels like it should hop over to be first, right,
I would say pretty close? Yeah, yeah, rapists, But they
only rate the same person. See not cheating, but they're
you see how that works. It ain't It doesn't feel
(16:45):
like the worst person. But that's like a glib response
from a porn star right there.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
But there's a there's a huge collective of Only Fans
creators that said it's worse than that.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
It isn't just about one.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
She told the last I saw the receipts were talking
quarter million and sub fees, custom content and video calls,
not just with Sophie but with multiple girls. Camilla also
said that she reached out to Byron's her wife, Meghan
Meghan Kerrigan. I reached out to Meghan directly through a
few of my contacts. I told her she's not alone.
(17:22):
Women need to stand together when someone tries to humiliate
and betray them like this, especially.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
In such a public way.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I let her know that I am here for, so
she was only there for when she actually knew that
he got busted.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
And wasn't spending money anymore. Yeah, she accepted the money,
and of course she did. The guy, how old is
he right now? Fifty three fifty four? Yeah, that's probably
like the last rain on his That's like he's in
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the last streak of where his body doesn't look like
a gross old thing or whatever the hell. Right when
he hit sixty, it's gonna be real creepy. So you know,
he's trying to do as much as he can in
that field, because I'm sure he had a family, the
family's been raised and stuff like that. But Sparky was
actually there on one of the video calls. Tony Sparky
(18:24):
is Sparky is an only fans monitor, also known as
a creepy spy. Fuck. On this episode of Cheaters, I
am sorry, but I can tonight. The ruids are killing me. Okay,
see you later going to coldplay? Oh true? Yeah, the
(18:50):
gift that keeps on given right there? Yeah, Tony, have
you actually been watching any preseason NFL?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I watched a very very little bits of some preseason NFL.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I've watched every game, yeah, every every game? Well, highlights
of every game, well highlights Okay, but the real talk
of the town right now is Shadora Sanders and him
getting two touchdowns, a pretty high completion percentage. What he
was able to do when now his first snap, it
(19:25):
was ugly, ugly as fuck. He went backwards twenty yards,
tried playing fuck around time, threw the ball in the
dirt to avoid a sack, got intentional grounding first play. Firstly, yep, yep,
to run plays for and out whatever, right, But he
(19:48):
didn't stay there mentally, which is great. You know, the
next time he came out, he came out with a
nice game plan. He stayed in the pocket like that's
that's his game. He's a rocket quarterback. His scramble ability
and improv is, you know, not at the expert level,
not at the NFL level. At college you can do that,
(20:10):
but he's not at that level in my opinion NFL wise, No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
And the fact that is his jersey sales bumped up
to fifteen percent from that last game. Yeah, so it
went from one sale of one jersey to fifteen jerseys.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I mean Tim Tebow used to sell a lot of
jerseys too, and he was tough to start. Yeah, yeah,
but no, he was looking. He had a one he had.
The one touchdown he had was a very well timed
touch pass, great, great pass. The second touchdown he had
that would have been an interception if it was real
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time starters. Oh god.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
So he had this guy coming on the inside who
stopped the cornerback, stopped, came back in and didn't make
it in time. Yeah, if that quarterback was a starter,
you're coming in. He's making it on time. That's not
a touchdown. But if he faked it and then whipped
it to that same side again, you've got a wide
open receiver right there. So the kids got at least
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i'd say a year or two on the bench before
he can become a very confident NFL starter, much better
than what Caleb Williams is looking right like, right now,
Holy crap, Caleb Williams did not play preseason, and boy
does he have to. In my opinion, you have to
get this guy playing again. You have to just get
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him in there for a series, for a confidence boosting,
some check passes, whatever, something. Get him in the game.
You can't have him throwing balls at nets or whatever
getting frustrated as hell. Ben Johnson doesn't really look like
he wants to coach him. I think he's a really
good offensive mind in the NFL right now. I think
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that he's been a round owned enough talent that he's
coached before where he's like, okay, I'm around Saint Brown,
you're good at this route, will do that. Jameis Williams,
you're a burner. Just some streaks or short plays, either
you're going long or short with that kid. You can't
he James Williams is really weird with these like little
little cut loops or whatever, these little curl rounds run plays.
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He's he's just he's a very good offensive coordinator. So
for him to not he fucking he was able to
help out Jared Gobb's game. Okay, Jared Gobb average quarterback,
kind of like a c. J. Stroud. They have a
similar similarities between themselves. He was able to take that
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and turn it into a dynamic offense. And Ben Johnson
doesn't really seem the least excited right now now that
he's there with Caleb Williams talent level right now, Caleb
Williams doesn't even look like he's interested to be a
Chicago Bear. I think he'd be better somewhere else. Maybe
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he was, I don't.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
I don't think his talent level was Uh, he was
over pumped, over propped up for the amount of level
that he was supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yet suppose I had him, I had him pegged as
a late first round, early second round value pick. Yeah,
if you're picking him first. Overall, Yeah, he's good. He's
good on the He's basically a version of Drake May. Okay, Yeah,
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he's good on these out routes and he can throw
off balance. But then you get him straight up and
down in the pocket and he sees pressure coming, he
doesn't see anybody open. These anticipatory throws that need to
be done aren't being done, spark He's got something on
the big board there. Sparky turned that big board around.
Oh look at me, I got an arm. Hey, I'll
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trade you a massage for cold place seats. What the
fuck is that? Deshaun Watson Sparky, Yeah, yeah, I know it.
Speaking of Brown's quarterbacks, there's fucking six of them right now.
The quarterbacks? What are they doing? That's freaking hilarious. Are
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they gonna cut Deshaun Watson? Is that the plan? Are
they gonna trade Joe Flacco to the Colts? Is that
a plan? So?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Because they have so many preseason injuries going on right now,
technically the top four quarterbacks in their lineup, Joe Flacco,
Kenny Pickett, Dylan Gabriel, Sador Sanders.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
All at the same level money. Yeah, yeah, Watson has
the guaranteed Moneyson has guaranteed money. But Sparky, it's like,
if my guaranteed money does nothing, what am I what
am I doing with it? Well, you're letting somebody ride
the pine exactly like he's Deshaun's not coming back this year, Blacko.
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I would have brought back Jamis Jamis When Jameis Winston
is looking really nice during these uh practices for the Giants.
Jackson Dart looking pretty good as well. Mhmm. I think
better than Shador Sanders because I think he's getting more
reps with not that he's a better talent, they're they're close,
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right the I think that he's getting more reps with
the first team you pay him if he gets injured,
traded or cut or really east Sparky, I get it
that is true. I get it that is guaranteed money.
Then I mean trade him to Atlanta. Maybe I don't
know the you do with him. He's not He's not
gonna what team is gonna want him, Sparky, put your
(26:14):
mic on what team's gonna want Deshaun Watson in reality,
after knowing what you already.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Know truthfully, with the injury right now, he's not gonna
be able to play this year.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Correct.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
But if somebody could trade like a fourth round pick
and have Cleveland eat the salary in the contract, that'll
be enormous.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
But that's that's gonna have to be it.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
You're gonna have to get You're gonna have to get
Cleveland to eat the contract, and they're not gonna eat
the the guaranteed money because the guaranteed money goes against
the salary cap.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Yeah, sadly, sadly, they're they're in so much money trouble
right now that they they had banked upon having a
full time starting quarterback into the the rigamaru of shitfest.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
That they have going on right now, where they.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Have no idea who they're going to start, no idea
who's gonna be healthy enough to start the season, let
alone survive the freaking the preseason.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Their team isn't bad, throwing it out there. The their
defense more than the service bole above average. Their offense,
You got Jerry Judy and a bunch of Jags out there.
Just another guy, right they got. You got Jerry Judy
and some Jags. Jerry Judy with the right quarterback is
(27:45):
a really good wide receiver. We saw it last year
with Jameis Winston. Crazy numbers, Okay, outstanding numbers. Joe Flacco
to do that, has done it with Jerry Judy before. Yeah, yeah,
you got a run game, you got block, you got
fresh legs in the backfield right now. So they're not
a bad team. They have good coach. Now they have
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six fucking quarterbacks and you only in reality need three
I mean maybe maybe three. You're gonna keep Dylan Gabriel,
You're gonna killing Gabriel. You're gonna keep wins Kenny Pickett.
Winston's a giant right now. So you got Kenny Pickett.
You're gonna keep Kenny Pickett. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think
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what they're doing is that they're they're pulling the old
Nick Saban right now, where they're red shirting a bunch
of guys who could be starters and seeing who needs
quarterbacks later on in the year. And these teams are
gonna consist of players that normally get injured in that position,
who you know, teams that kind of feel like they
(28:51):
still could win with a quarterback. The Dolphins aren't one
of these teams. I'm telling you right now, they aren't
one of these teams. The Dolphins have Zach Willson, and
Zach Wilson's fucking whatever. He's hot and cold. He's not
looking great during preseason at all. The the Dolphins would
rather lose a lot of games get a high draft
pick after Tua gets injured or whatever, because their worst
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case scenario is Tua gets permanently injured, they get a
super high draft pick, and they replace him with that person.
So there's more intense going to happen this year. Unfortunately,
there's more incentive for them to lose. The Dolphins have
more incentive to lose and replace Tua if that injury happens.
The Cowboys up this year. They shouldn't have him wear
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the biggest fucking helmet on the field, Like he should
look like a cartoon out there, just like you jogging out,
big fucking helmet. Everything there comes to it with the
multiple concussion mandatory helmet out there, you know, like all
then he gets fucking scalp. Dude helped in cartoon form.
(30:01):
Heels like his head gets ripped off, his helmet, makes
a touchdown before he does. You know, his body still
kind of works with the playbook, but his head's not there.
Love it. Yeah, he's like a chicken. He's got like
three plays left perfect the Yeah, the preseason has been
(30:22):
kind of interesting. Will Howard is now injured for the Steelers.
Do not see a super What the fuck are you
saying star QB this year in the NC double A?
I agree, but I do see a hyped up one
with Archie Manning. Archie Manning very hype sparky what's your
thoughts on Archie Manning playing for the Texas Longhorns right
(30:43):
now waiting for that mute button to come off and
doing some vocal stall time until that mute button comes off. Yeah,
there you go. Wow, that fucking you had all that
stall time and the arm just started to move. Maybe him,
(31:04):
But that's it.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Though.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
I don't see any other. I don't see any other,
you know, like a quarterback draft class this year.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Uh, I mean, we'll see. There's always names out there.
Drew a lar from Penn State. He's going to be
a great backup in the NFL. There's no way he starts. No,
not a starting caliber quarterback. I mean, you know, it's
it's pretty tough for and it's tough for me to
say that as well, because it's way early. It's very early.
(31:36):
The only competent if he has a competent receiving corps.
The kid's got something going. He's never had that. He's
had two running backs and a tight ended throw too.
So and he's got a really good arm on him
as well.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
If they said the same thing about Will Levist, like
look at the way this guy plays football.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Marky, watch some watch some Will Levis in pro right now,
watching Will Levis highlights and pro for the first three games. Man,
that dude not only gave a fuck, but he was
throwing it in some tight windows. I can't watch. I
can't watch Will Levis this year. He's out for this year.
I said last year. He's out for the already. I
said last year. Watch his watch his last year. Okay,
(32:18):
watching Will Levis first three games of last year. I'll
repeat myself then for last year. Watch his first three
games highlights, watch his highlight reel. It's act. I don't
like Will Levis. Okay, I don't know. You're very much
the Will Levis advocate. Right now, I'm listen, man, after
watching the tape actually, which only one out of three
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of us actually did do that. He's very he's very
competent in there as their starting quarterback. But once he
got injured, man, he was all fired. Joe Biden's got
a grandson, yes, Will Levis grandfather. How many times? How
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many times over under four and a half, how many
times did Joe Biden smell his own grandson, like really
inhale the fuck out of his hair, you know, just
just get all up in there, you know, it's got
to be political, dude, there's nothing political political statement. That's
I've seen him fucking do that on camera.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
You know what I've seen on camera? What have you
seen hilarious? The dildo throwing incidents of course.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
For the w n b A, Oh yeah, they are.
That is. I listen, some people throw bouquets of flowers. Uh,
some teddy bears Teddy bears bouquets of flowers. Some people
throw you know, cups out of Cleveland Indian games and
stuff if there's free beer night. The w n b
A is experiencing their most their biggest growth ever by
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the size of dill do's being thrown at the players.
Not in celebration, but these are in blowout games when
the games are are one twenty one to fucking forty two.
You know where people the only way that people can
entertain themselves by this point is by throwing dildos at
the women. Caitlin Clark telling you share this story that
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Caitlin Clark said that she'd rather that they're thinking about
just having no one attend the game to prevent injuries
from the dil dos being thrown at them. Now to
your to your ponent, Tony Kaz puts down, I thought
no one went to these games anyways, and uh yeah, yeah,
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it's so officially there.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
They've talked about quite a few different things now the
everything on.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
The round having a fucking meeting about dildo's being thrown
at your players, like their roundtable discussion, and I'm just
throwing it out there. It's probably a bunch of men
that are that are at the table, like gay people
keep throwing dodos at are athletes.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Fucking fantastic, right, because you see a bunch of old,
elderly people getting around in this fucking roundtable discussion and
they're like, we really need to stop this dick throwing.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
The uh now, it's sexually degrading to her women. Here's
Kings Roberts. Kings Roberts has a comment on the story.
Kings Roberts says, imagine someone threw a pocket pussy on
the court of an NBA game. I bet most of
them would just laugh. Yeah, but you wouldn't do that
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because you would lose your pocket pussy, first of all,
And second of all, if they used it, those guys,
you know, they would destroy it. And third of all,
if they used the pocket pussy. They would get it
pregnant and and then like Anthony Edwards would get that
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pocket pussy pregnant, give it a million dollars and then
tell it to go fuck itself. Pretty much fucked with
the kid. Here's a and Andrew Menard says, the dildils
are the only reason people are buying tickets in the
first place. The fans throwing them got better accuracy than
the players.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
That's true, and the odds are in officially you can
win some crazy, crazy money for the I guess that
the betting rinks of what the next color of the
still though throwing out.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Is There are there are the bets going on, but
right now, Harrison Edwards says, I say we turn it
into a form of the seventh enning stretch, like between
the third and fourth quarters, and one fam gets a
chance to hit Center Court logo with a dildell from
their seats. It's an outstanding idea that needs to be done. Yeah,
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Sean Brockle said, thought it was impossible to have a
negative number in real scenarios.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Could you imagine people bringing in their own dildos to
throw at Center Court a million dollars?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
How many of them how many of the women didn't
know what those were, you know, where they're like they're
throwing rubber objects at us, shaped like something I've never
seen before.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
And not to say that there are some there are
some interesting ones out there, you know, whether whether it
has one or two or twenty heads, robotic, non robotic, vainy,
throbby whatever, alien like, super figure like as well, a
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lot a lot.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Of different interesting things I think would be the So
Clancy Gilroy makes a pretty good point right here in
the commons, says, you ever notice how whenever anyone talks
about the w NBA, it's never about basketball. Never. It's
never it's about dildo's, it's about attendance, it's about Russia
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with Britney Grin, the girls fighting with the girls beating
each other up, what's sometime. But Shane Gillis said, it's
never about Hey, Tony, did you see that w NBA
game last night with the Oh my god, that shot
was amazing? I could I was on the edge of
my seat and then I realized, holy shit, I have
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a life to get back to. Why am I watching this?
Sparky was there at the game, Sparky show us what happened.
The only attendant, the only stop throwing dilde's on the court.
Speaker 7 (38:57):
Oh god in my mouth speaking, is that the coldplay guy?
Speaker 1 (39:07):
I think it's a coldplay guy throwing dil doo's into
the w n b A the guy. He's a sexual
deviate now in the in the worst way, after the
after the let them cook add you think it'd be
pots and bands, says zeb Malter. A lot of chauvinism
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in the comments right now. Crazy. The worst thing is
if you are a hit with a dildo so hard
that somebody threw it at you that you have to
go to the hospital with a dil do related injury
that does not include the intended use of the product.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Who's going to be the first one that's going to
be the bet that's going to be the first one
to get a dildo related injury.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
A dil do related injury with its non intended use.
While the w angel definitely maybe, but you know, she's
really not that good of catching stuff or getting anything
in the hole. It would know. She's good at her
own rebounds, amazing at her own rebounds.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
And I love the fact that she's even copyrighted. The
way that she's called it the me bound.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
This is uh Now, Christopher Official shoots down the dildo,
probably cuss more than the admission ticket, that's true. Maybe
he was this as publicity stunned in running from otion
night or something. First, fifteen hundred fans get a free dildo,
that'd be great, But then all of your fans would
have dildo. Could you imagine the four hundred the four
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hundred people that show up to a game, four hundred people. Yeah,
you know, it's very fun to watch. I was watching
it today was the the Ice Teas or Ice Cubes
three on three. They take old NBA players, Sparky. Yeah,
he's been he's been paying some big people. Yeah. Well,
I mean they're they're kind of retired NBA stars to
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a point, but still quality quality uh people. It's taking
the ability that they still do have left. It's it's
cutting the hat the court and half so you've got
half court basketball right there, so that way you can
still see their skill set. They made a four point line, Sparky.
That's a lot of fun right the four point line.
And uh, I think it's very watchable. So if I'm
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the w n b A and I got nobody watching,
you got some notes to take on why people are
watching more three on three of older NBA stars and
less full court action from the w n B. A.
M hm, It's it's real tricky, but yeah, I think
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God is Easy getting suit again. Easy's getting sued again.
My God, Tony, your boy, your boys getting sued. We all.
According to a Rolling Stone, a former Yeazy staffer who
says Kanye West subjected her to a calculated campaign of
(42:18):
anti Semitican sexual harassment, is demanding the rapper cover nearly
one hundred thousand dollars in legal fees that she perpetated
racking up fighting his failed attempt to dismiss her lawsuit.
The marketing specialists, who sued in February as a Jane
(42:39):
Doe claims her turbulent tenure working for Easy in late
twenty twenty three and twenty twenty four was filled with
verbal abuse, discrimination, constant degrading of women. She claims West,
also known as Yee, sent her harassing texts reading welcome
(43:01):
to the first day of working for Hitler and Hail
Hitler before her abrupt termination when she reported west behavior
to her manager. She further claims West once texted her
a photo of a nude woman and ordered her to
work on his Yeasy porn venture against her wishes. West
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forty eight was sued individually along with his company, and
April he filed his motion to strike the complaint, complaining
the ex staffer was trying to suppress his constitutionally protected
right to artistic expression. Yee is not merely a creator,
he is art. The filing said, Yee's public and private
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personas form a continuous, proactive performance that the challenge per
provocative performance that challenges sociotol tech side of the taboo's
surrounding race, religion, gender, power, politics, and censorship. And that
is something you can totally hide behind because no one
(44:07):
could possibly be this fucking obnoxious on such a twenty
four hour scale if we can't just call their behavior
a real form of living art. So remember, Tony, you're
not an asshole. You're just living mental illness. It's art
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art all the time. You're on a right. I didn't
murder anybody. I created art, and my.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Person trying to suppress my right, my right as an
artist is being artist.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
That's the worst. That's the worst thing we can do
is suppress the artist for being himself and now, Tony,
in reality, I will defend Kanye West right now. Oh
I am ready for this. Quit you dumbass.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Just quit. You don't need to be there. Get a
fucking different job. Get a different job.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
This guy has been enabling himself to be an asshole
to people because they are choosing money over morals, and
allowing yourself to be in that situation puts you at
an equal rights. Fuck you to whoever doesn't care. Be
the better person. Get your foot in the door. Tell
(45:31):
the next employer. I worked for Kanye West for a
day and I decided he's fucked up and stupid and
I'm not working like that, So I'd rather work for
an actual professional outfit rather than that scenario. Any job,
any job, will.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Admire a person that was that was like that, if
they if they said, hey, I work for you for
one day, one hour of one day, one hour, or
for Kanye and quit after.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
That, that's respectful. I could respect that exactly exactly Kanye
West is and you are. I'm guessing she signed a contract, Tony.
This is why he feels so free to do what
he's doing. Okay, she signed a contract, so now he's
like that, he's like that kid from the movie The Toy.
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He gets to do every once, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
And an ironclad, you know, legal contract. Well, that's why
she's to do what she did.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
That's why she's suing as a Chaine Doe rather than
having her identity openly revealed. Sparky's got something. Sparky does
work for Kanye west On on a side gig right
there and flip that around right there, Sparky, I am.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
An artist like that German Man with a little stash. Well,
then take that brought worth and throw it up at
w NBA court.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
There you go. It's food and a dildo shaped objects.
That's something. You know. Kanye has been on this weird
tirade to get more and more and more attention. Another
person kind of like that, taking bits and pieces of
people that have actually done research, journalism reporting on it.
(47:25):
Russell Brand is taking as many talking points that Jimmy
Dore has had before. So Russell Brand is kind of that,
you know, hey, la la la, and this is that
and whatever, you know, different conspiracy theories. And then when
he's charged with sexual assault and rape, he's like, this
is what they do, the higher ups, the shadow government,
(47:47):
This is what they do to keep me quiet. And
Russell Brand has been kind of sexually obnoxious himself, and
it was said to be cute at the time, and
he was encouraged to do so. Okay, that was the
character he was playing. Kanye is the first that I'm
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aware of who decided to say, oh, you know, this
is all character acting, by the way, I am an
artist in myself, which is in uh in reality, Tony,
that is a smart thing to do. You're right, But
in an even in an even better reality, you can sue.
(48:30):
You don't have to stick around for that long. Yeah,
you can sue for anything in the United States, you could.
You could sue after a day of being offended. But
if he had himself covered like that, I guarantee he
had himself covered in a different way. Now, we do
have that new episode of South Park taking a big
hit that South Park Sparks controversy after showing Dora the
(48:51):
Explorer being sex trafficked to marl Lago Island. That's hilarious.
For those of you that don't know who Dora the
Explorer is. She is always teaching children some Spanish by
breaking the fourth Wall and going around with her monkey
friend or whatever. To different areas and uh yeah, yeah.
(49:13):
So the popular adult animation is no stranger to causing
controversy and have found itself and broiled in a feud
with the Trump administration of late after the first episode
of south Park season twenty seven aired.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Which is freaking phenomenal. I don't know if you've watched it,
but it's so funny.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
It's really funny. You guys just need to relax. What
they're doing is they're just basically retooling the Saddam Husseam
character and just they did a Trump instead of Saddam Hussein,
but the personality is basically the same. Yeah, by tiny
Wayner thing going on. Despite the fact the White House
issued a scathing statement about the episode in question, South
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Park went on the double down on the penis joke
in Wednesday's episode. It's Dora, the Explorer in this depiction
is being shown as a person giving a massage to
a very older gentleman in that in that scenario, the
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it's it's okay, it's not just Trump himself that South
Park creators Trey Parker Matt Stone have taken aim at
in their latest season, however, but the Trump's administration the
Trump administration as a whole. The Madura has a fifty
million dollar warrant out for his arrest. Pam BONDI just
put that out there, and Madua responded for a fifty
(50:38):
million dollar reward to get the Epstein file. Did you
see that, Tony? I did. That's fucking hilarious. That's really funny,
which is now now it's basically the Trump administration's achilles heel,
turning that that Epstein file case upside down. Where they
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were gloating about how they had the file, now they
don't have the file. The did you see the episode, Tony?
Was your favorite part? But one of my favorites is
Christy know Him? Yeah? Yeah, Now if you don't know
who Christy Know Him is.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
There's been a lot of controversy about her supposedly shooting
a dog.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
Well that was in her book. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it
was in her book.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
And then they made fun of it on the South
Park film thing as an aftercut that she went into
a pet shop and then shot everything up in the
pet shop.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
Yeah, oh, so funny, so funny, that's too funny. Yeah,
the I don't know, Tony, what do you what do
you think of this? Administration. I know your your political
views are normally the center of controversy on the web.
You know, everybody's wondering what Tony kaz thinks of of
(52:00):
the Trump administration. People are nobody cares what I say.
So this is I get messages all the time, what
is Tony? Who is he for? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (52:09):
And I'm right in the middle, because you know what
I'm I'm not a fan of anybody in particular. I
always feel like there's always mass retardation that happens in
politics in general. And the fact that when I have
talked to and you know, we've talked to multitude of
(52:30):
political representatives that have come on this.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
Show, and.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
Each of them always say that there's a lot of
backroom deals and hand washing from one person to the
next that always happens in politics. And it's unfortunate that
it has become to that level of scrutiny where you
have to do something to get something, and it's not
(52:59):
necessarcessarily for the will of the people. It's more for
the will of the dollar to do something that you
need to do for someone else.
Speaker 1 (53:10):
So, you know, how how shady do you want to get?
How shady do you need to be in order to
kind of present yourself forward.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
And not take a back, not take a step back
to see what you've done to get there, if that
kind of makes any sense.
Speaker 1 (53:34):
So my personal belief is that a lot of a
lot of things that are told that we don't do anymore,
we still are doing anymore. When it comes to the
medical field, they said we don't do lobody bees anymore.
Sure they don't do them physically from the frontal lobe,
drop the nose, or any invasive procedure, but they're doing
it in different ways where they can find the most
(53:56):
annoying of genetics, watch it, diagnose it, and do the
lobotomy internally through psychoedronic medication. We could say that we
don't do, you know, racial profiling in different areas, but
yet the DEA goes in certain areas that belong to
a certain race because they know that the capture rate
is a lot higher than if you go into a
(54:19):
wider area or you know, more residential or whatever, into
a nicer neighborhood. And if they still don't have any
of that, they're going to go into the school. So
they said that they don't do that anymore, but it's
actually going on constantly. We're also said that we don't
police the world, we just try to defend ourselves, when
that is absolutely not the truth. We are all in
everybody's shit, all the time, always within everybody's business. We
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took forty five forty seven, forty seven presidents, took forty
seven presidents to not tax tips and not tax overtime,
not tax tips and not tax overtime. People are putting
their blood, sweat and tears on the line to work
more for a company that would, that could and do
(55:06):
discard them at a fucking drop of a hat or
an injury on the workplace. But they're being taxed by
the government extra because they're on that extra income bracket,
or if they're working, they're ass for tips. They're getting
whacked that way, so they become poor or homeless by
(55:26):
mathematical equation, it doesn't take a lot of math to
figure out where the fuck people end up. Because of
why my personal beliefs are that we don't really need
this much government at all. They're not really fixing anything.
You add more people to stuff, and people tend to
fuck it up. We need more worker bees and fewer
leaders because everybody gets these fake fucking retard titles, Tony,
(55:49):
and it's out of control where they get to be
the assistant administrator of administrating assistants. What the fuck is
that you don't do anything? You just got a bunch
of titles. You went to school, We get it. It's fine,
but you're not really doing anything the act. And then
when something is attempted to be done and if it
affects anybody in a one to one tenth percent of
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one percent, if it affects anybody's a little flow of money,
well people freak out and they get some paid protesters
to go down stomp around, and the news and the media.
Since fucking Jerry Springer's not on anymore, they've taken over
that whole patrol, so people get people no Mari publish,
So people get to bang their heads out the fucking
(56:35):
floor and watch that and talk about the good old
days and how it was certainly better than this idea,
when in fact, Tony, it was equal to this idea.
It's just it's just ridiculous, dude, it's really ridiculous. I agree, Yeah,
But South Park keeps everybody in line, no matter everybody
in check, no matter who you are are for or against.
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The one episode that I was playing today was the
musical about Terry Schivo. She's kind of Alivo, you know.
The the Terry Schivo was a person in Florida who
went brain damaged. Now, at that time she was not
the exclusive case for somebody being brain damaged and on
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a feeding tube while families were fighting, But lawyers wanted
to push something that nobody really cared to have. They
wanted to have a living will pushed as a salespiece. Nope,
Now sales were down on that Tony big time. So
(57:39):
what they did was they used the Terry Schivo case
as a big push, so that way they can tell everybody, oh,
if you don't want to be like Terry Schivo, you
should get yourself a living will. That way we all
know what to do with your wishes if you're ever
in that scenario. But no one can actually truly put
(58:03):
themselves in that scenario, knowing that Tony, if you are
all in there but you can't physically show it, but
you know in your living will that you said pull
the plug. But if you are one hundred percent coherent
on the inside, but you're not showing it on the outside.
You're showing nothing but paralyzed features on the outside. How
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are you supposed to communicate that you wanted to change
your mind? You don't. You don't, Yeah, you don't. So
they just exploited the Terry Shio thing. But South Park
made that funny, funny episode of Terry Shivo. She's kind
(58:45):
of alive. Oh they got her on UF eating too,
but now her family wants are dead. Dude, Yeah, yeah,
it was one of my favorite musicals of all times.
Park he has seen it before. So God was in
that episode of South Park and he says, why are
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they keeping her in a feeding tube? My will was
to kill her so she can come up to hear
and help me fight the devil in a video game
that Kenny had been a part of. Right, this is
against my will, God says, And people down in South
Park were being whispered into the ear of the devil
saying that, oh, God gave us the gift of a
(59:29):
feeding tube to keep her alive for as long as necessary,
and that was God's gift. And meanwhile God's doing some
commentary saying that's a bunch of bullshit. I didn't give
you that. You made that yourself. Congratulations. My will was natural.
She's supposed to be dead that I put you asleep
(59:50):
with that one, Tony, I knew it. I saw your
eyes going down. Let's send, they said.
Speaker 2 (59:57):
So yeah, Annyhosy, Uh, Sparky in mute, buddy, go ahead,
there you go.
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We're gonna have it happen in September. Yeah, write it down.
We're going up against the NFL. They're in trouble. Yeah
they are. Is that it is? That all we got
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looks like it. I think that was everything? Not everything?
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
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I'm gonna get some more guests coming on the UH
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Yeah, they're talking about the can. I don't know. Is
that actually a thing? It is a thing, the Arizona Can.
There is no try Tony, You're your camera's a little
weird right there, it is. Yeah, yeah, you're a little
high up there. Sorry is that better? Yeah? Yeah. Now
(00:20):
we are live, so live. Stuff does happen all the time.
Tony's camera is a little it says it. It says
we're alive on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
We're live.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Where does it say we're live? Right and the top. Hello,
everybody in Folk live Land.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
We are the pod Guy's Podcast, bringing it to you
as we do every Monday.
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Ten fifteen Eastern Standard time. I'm Tony Kaz Kevin Neary. Here.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Of course we have the ever loving Pcso, the mad
Hatter of the whiteboard.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh yeah yeah, the Picasso of the paints. Yeah he
does those things still, the monet of madness Moneo. We
need some interest music for Sparky spark He's got his
big board there. He will be drawing what we are
talking about throughout the show. If you haven't, if you're
(01:13):
new to the whole formatt if you are back, we
welcome you back for another week of the Pod Guys podcast.
Ready to recap the week of the Internet and your reality, Tony,
what the fuck has been? No, I'm gonna do a
little sharing right now. I hope you're O my god. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
So I work in a an environment that has a
lot of interactiveness with with patience, with people, with people,
customer service service.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Sometimes with a fucking chef's kiss. You know. We have
certain people that are absoluteolutely.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Amazing, absolutely amazing. They go out of their way. They
you know, very friendly, very very courteous.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
That is the way to be.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
But when you get to a point, when you get
to a point where you're sharing way too much, and
even with your physicalness, when you're sharing things that are
just a little, eh, a little too risk.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
A, you're gonna need to elaborate, Tony, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Well, of course, we had a patient come in today
and the patient goes, oh, man, I cannot sit down.
My hemorrhoids are killing me.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Okay, that does happen. Hemorrhoids are a medical problem, Tony,
a medical problem. Are you a hemorrhoid shaming this person?
Oh no, no, no, no no. Did they appear to Okay,
if you were to guess what what health problem they
did have besides hemorrhoids. Would it be in the top five, like, say,
(03:09):
would have never happened? Yeah, I never would have appeared
in my head. Okay, say we're playing family feud with
what medical problems they did have? What would be your
answer to get your family going, to get my family going,
to get your family on the board the family feud?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I definitely would have went uh not o. Man,
I see this is a tricky line.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
It is not that tricky. We're gonna We're gonna un
trick it if.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
It feels tricky mentally, she wasn't all there.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
There you go, and you already got a couple. You
gotta fucking you gotta you gotta just throw one out
there that you think the general public would have. We
we got a hundred people on what medical problems they
think that this woman hats name one. Hit the button
and name it. Take your head up. Sparky. Parky's got one.
(04:10):
Sparky the board around right there. He is flipping the
board right now. Do these look too big to you?
I will be jerking something else then my knee.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
So masturbation Joe's she shares right with everybody in the office.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
The fact that the fact that she has hemorrhoids, right,
she has hemorrhoids? Cool and not Not only.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Not only does she share with everybody, but she also
shares that she told her son.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Wait a second, I gotta stop you there, how many
people are you working with around? Oh? We're gonna say
five to six? You got sitting? You got okay? So
she's sharing with the whole store. So this sounds like
the person has no idea about small talk or anything
like that, right, and she's just going right for the
(05:12):
juice of what is bothering her for the juice? Does
she'd know the difference between hemorrhoids and herpes in the
ass because hemorrhoids they make a cream four and you're
good herpies in the ass? Right, that's really that is
something you are gonna want to talk about in the
(05:34):
disguise of hemorrhoids, because she was probably in some real
pain there if Tony, if it was herpes in the
ass instead of hemorrhoids. So correct for I'm go go go.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Absolutely, You're you're on top of a whole different subject, right.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
So she then shares with everybody that she told her
son that it looks like she has a set of balls, okay,
because her hemorrhoids are so bad. And then she also
shares with him the fact that it looks like she
got fucked in the ass.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
This is the words exactly, okay, all right, and that it's.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Oh god, yeah, and that it was that it was
that bad for her to sit down so.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
And this is as she's sitting down in each seat
at the office. Now. For people that don't know, Tony
does not work as an ass doctor, Okay, no he
is not. That is not He's not a practologist in
any way possible. And by the way, it feels like
that's that's where she should have gone, probably right to
(07:01):
the ass doctor. And the ass doctor would have said, lady,
you don't have hemorrhoids.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
These are herpes in the ass, you know, or general
warts in the ass.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Here's my question something going on there. Man who over
shares with their child, how how old is the kid? Uh,
he's probably in his thirties to forties. Oh yeah, she.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Was a little bit older, like I want to say,
her fifties to sixties.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Probably in her mid fifties, mid to late fifties. Graham's
got no filter now.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Right, Grandma's got zero filter, But Sparky does have something
on the big boards.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
No filter on this, Sparky's big board coming up right here,
flipping around, Sparky. We do the thing. We show the picture,
We read the caption. I wish I was swollen on
the What the on the glare, Sparky, The glare is
killing that part right there? I was. Well, then tell
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your son that there's a picture of Tony puking and
there is the the asses out there. Just just uh
to emphasize how big the ass is to compare to
the like she's got to set a ball back there.
Oh yeah. So so Tony, what was your main takeaway
from this experience that you were so traumatically so yeah,
(08:33):
yeah yeah, good for her. Good, Good for grandma. Thank
you for over sharing with people because you made my day.
It made the show. You made the show, Grandma, have
a good grandma. Yeah. That's the thing people do. People
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do tend to. People do tend to overshare a lot,
okay and huge in public places. They need to get
it off their chest one way or another. They feel pain,
they want sympathy, they want a reaction in between time,
they want that solidarity kind of thing. I dodge it.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Well, the only reason why I say this is because
people have over shared in the in the social media
news lately.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
How shout not to say that CEO Andy Byron is
in the news, you know, of course for his.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Fantastic Coldplay you know, rendezvous.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
But everything that has been going on is on his
in his.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Life has been shared with social media.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah. I haven't really been following it to too closely,
so you're gonna have to keep me informed what's going on.
So he was selling cold Uh he was trying to
sue Coldplay? Yeah, heard about that. How'd that go for him?
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
No, that's not going for it. Yeah, because you can't
sue Coldplay.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
You were there Coldplay for your infidelity. It's the same
thing that if you look into a camera while you're
stealing bank money and then you sue the camera company
for having a better picture.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, it's very, very similar. So from bad to worse.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Of course, Andy Byron is now being accused of spending
at least two hundred and fifty thousand dollars on X
rated content in digital chats with multiple OnlyFans creators.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Okay, so what you're telling me, Tony is he is
supporting content creators. Yes on only fans. Okay, oh wait, wait,
it doesn't matter the form of art. He is supporting
content creators. He's a small business venturer who is also
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helping other small business venturers with his money. I don't
see a problem with this guy. I find very little
little flaws in him. Besides, I think he's got a
couple of ticks higher of his sexual aggressiveness. Is that
(11:40):
fair to say, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
The fifty year old tech Titan tech Titan is being
accused of another scandal.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
What is he even? Wait? What what? What was the
big technology that they came out with?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
What was the well he was from an from Astronomer
h a company called.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Astronomer, And what do they do? I'm not really sure
to be honest. Let me check what they do real quick,
because this this feels like he's just he's just a
white dude there sitting around hanging on a Cold Play
concerts hitting Now he had an affair with a woman
his own appropriate age, just throwing it out there, his
(12:23):
own appropriate age. So we're gonna look it up real quick, everybody.
What does Astronomer is?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
That?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Is that? What it is? Sparky Astronomer thumbs up strom
do in the tech world world. I know, Tony, we
both got a lot going on in our backgrounds. Is
taking a taking a bath right now, and she's acting
like she's getting murdered. Like okay. So the name of
(12:56):
the astronomy astronomer, right, Astronomer? Yeah, okay, So here it is. Uh.
It refers to a company specializing in data ops, particularly
known for their platform Astro, which is built on the
Apache airflow. UH. They provide tools and infrastructure for data
teams to manage and orchestrate complex data pipelines, enabling them
(13:21):
to automate, monitor, and move data across systems. While the
name suggest a connection to space, Astronomer is a data
infrastructure company, not a splay, not a space exploration firm. Well,
I guess I'm just throwing it out there. Maybe the
human resources lady he was hooking up with, he was like, hey,
(13:43):
what's your sign? You know, something like that might have
been a nice one. It's your favorite planet. You want
to go see Coldplay with me? I got nosebleeds. Huh.
We we can cut a cloth, yeah, we could. I
could hold you behind me and then if the camera
gets on, it's I could throw you down the balcony.
(14:08):
Oh man. Not a space like they have to keep saying,
not a space company, not a space company. So I
guess they're just a data analysis crew or whatever. So
he's he's a glorified accountant in my opinion.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
So so, uh, Sparky, you gotta throw that thing around.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Uh, just go for it, whip it out there. You
are real man of genius. Thank you, mister Rover. Sharing
your bj with cold Play and you over sharing a
BAJ with cold Play, do not stop. I want to
him for the weekend, him for the weekend. Yeah. The
(14:54):
now that, if you're non viewing audience, Sparky did have
a blowjob cartoon there where she is going down on him.
People do that at concerts normally, not Coldplay. Not Coldplay.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Coldplay tends to have like more of a Mormon cult following.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
This is this is how you can tell if your
significant other is cheating on you. If they're like, honey,
I'm going to a cold Play concert tonight alone with
the boys from work. Yeah, with one of the guys
men don't like Coldplay. Hold on, he's cheating on me. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
So so the Blast report said he has spent forty
thousand dollars for sexually explicit video calls with twenty three
year old OnlyFans model Sophie rain.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Now.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
She states that she doesn't disclose her donors. I am
a huge fan of Coldplay. I'm glad this happened. Cheaters
are the worst people on the planet.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I don't know about that. I enjoyed his money. So, okay,
so you got cheaters. Okay, we're gonna throw this out
there for the porn star Tony love it, love it.
Let's talk about that. Okay. She said, the worst people
on the planet are cheaters, so faithful pedophiles. Second, what
(16:24):
the fuck? That doesn't feel like it should be Second,
that feels like it should hop over to be first, right,
I would say pretty close? Yeah, yeah, rapists, But they
only rate the same person. See not cheating, but they're
you see how that works. It ain't It doesn't feel
(16:45):
like the worst person. But that's like a glib response
from a porn star right there.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
But there's a there's a huge collective of Only Fans
creators that said it's worse than that.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
It isn't just about one.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
She told the last I saw the receipts were talking
quarter million and sub fees, custom content and video calls,
not just with Sophie but with multiple girls. Camilla also
said that she reached out to Byron's her wife, Meghan
Meghan Kerrigan. I reached out to Meghan directly through a
few of my contacts. I told her she's not alone.
(17:22):
Women need to stand together when someone tries to humiliate
and betray them like this, especially.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
In such a public way.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I let her know that I am here for, so
she was only there for when she actually knew that
he got busted.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
And wasn't spending money anymore. Yeah, she accepted the money,
and of course she did. The guy, how old is
he right now? Fifty three fifty four? Yeah, that's probably
like the last rain on his That's like he's in
(17:59):
the last streak of where his body doesn't look like
a gross old thing or whatever the hell. Right when
he hit sixty, it's gonna be real creepy. So you know,
he's trying to do as much as he can in
that field, because I'm sure he had a family, the
family's been raised and stuff like that. But Sparky was
actually there on one of the video calls. Tony Sparky
(18:24):
is Sparky is an only fans monitor, also known as
a creepy spy. Fuck. On this episode of Cheaters, I
am sorry, but I can tonight. The ruids are killing me. Okay,
see you later going to coldplay? Oh true? Yeah, the
(18:50):
gift that keeps on given right there? Yeah, Tony, have
you actually been watching any preseason NFL?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I watched a very very little bits of some preseason NFL.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I've watched every game, yeah, every every game? Well, highlights
of every game, well highlights Okay, but the real talk
of the town right now is Shadora Sanders and him
getting two touchdowns, a pretty high completion percentage. What he
was able to do when now his first snap, it
(19:25):
was ugly, ugly as fuck. He went backwards twenty yards,
tried playing fuck around time, threw the ball in the
dirt to avoid a sack, got intentional grounding first play. Firstly, yep, yep,
to run plays for and out whatever, right, But he
(19:48):
didn't stay there mentally, which is great. You know, the
next time he came out, he came out with a
nice game plan. He stayed in the pocket like that's
that's his game. He's a rocket quarterback. His scramble ability
and improv is, you know, not at the expert level,
not at the NFL level. At college you can do that,
(20:10):
but he's not at that level in my opinion NFL wise, No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
And the fact that is his jersey sales bumped up
to fifteen percent from that last game. Yeah, so it
went from one sale of one jersey to fifteen jerseys.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I mean Tim Tebow used to sell a lot of
jerseys too, and he was tough to start. Yeah, yeah,
but no, he was looking. He had a one he had.
The one touchdown he had was a very well timed
touch pass, great, great pass. The second touchdown he had
that would have been an interception if it was real
(20:48):
time starters. Oh god.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
So he had this guy coming on the inside who
stopped the cornerback, stopped, came back in and didn't make
it in time. Yeah, if that quarterback was a starter,
you're coming in. He's making it on time. That's not
a touchdown. But if he faked it and then whipped
it to that same side again, you've got a wide
open receiver right there. So the kids got at least
(21:13):
i'd say a year or two on the bench before
he can become a very confident NFL starter, much better
than what Caleb Williams is looking right like, right now,
Holy crap, Caleb Williams did not play preseason, and boy
does he have to. In my opinion, you have to
get this guy playing again. You have to just get
(21:35):
him in there for a series, for a confidence boosting,
some check passes, whatever, something. Get him in the game.
You can't have him throwing balls at nets or whatever
getting frustrated as hell. Ben Johnson doesn't really look like
he wants to coach him. I think he's a really
good offensive mind in the NFL right now. I think
(21:58):
that he's been a round owned enough talent that he's
coached before where he's like, okay, I'm around Saint Brown,
you're good at this route, will do that. Jameis Williams,
you're a burner. Just some streaks or short plays, either
you're going long or short with that kid. You can't
he James Williams is really weird with these like little
little cut loops or whatever, these little curl rounds run plays.
(22:22):
He's he's just he's a very good offensive coordinator. So
for him to not he fucking he was able to
help out Jared Gobb's game. Okay, Jared Gobb average quarterback,
kind of like a c. J. Stroud. They have a
similar similarities between themselves. He was able to take that
(22:45):
and turn it into a dynamic offense. And Ben Johnson
doesn't really seem the least excited right now now that
he's there with Caleb Williams talent level right now, Caleb
Williams doesn't even look like he's interested to be a
Chicago Bear. I think he'd be better somewhere else. Maybe
(23:08):
he was, I don't.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
I don't think his talent level was Uh, he was
over pumped, over propped up for the amount of level
that he was supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yet suppose I had him, I had him pegged as
a late first round, early second round value pick. Yeah,
if you're picking him first. Overall, Yeah, he's good. He's
good on the He's basically a version of Drake May. Okay, Yeah,
(23:41):
he's good on these out routes and he can throw
off balance. But then you get him straight up and
down in the pocket and he sees pressure coming, he
doesn't see anybody open. These anticipatory throws that need to
be done aren't being done, spark He's got something on
the big board there. Sparky turned that big board around.
Oh look at me, I got an arm. Hey, I'll
(24:07):
trade you a massage for cold place seats. What the
fuck is that? Deshaun Watson Sparky, Yeah, yeah, I know it.
Speaking of Brown's quarterbacks, there's fucking six of them right now.
The quarterbacks? What are they doing? That's freaking hilarious. Are
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they gonna cut Deshaun Watson? Is that the plan? Are
they gonna trade Joe Flacco to the Colts? Is that
a plan? So?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Because they have so many preseason injuries going on right now,
technically the top four quarterbacks in their lineup, Joe Flacco,
Kenny Pickett, Dylan Gabriel, Sador Sanders.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
All at the same level money. Yeah, yeah, Watson has
the guaranteed Moneyson has guaranteed money. But Sparky, it's like,
if my guaranteed money does nothing, what am I what
am I doing with it? Well, you're letting somebody ride
the pine exactly like he's Deshaun's not coming back this year, Blacko.
(25:30):
I would have brought back Jamis Jamis When Jameis Winston
is looking really nice during these uh practices for the Giants.
Jackson Dart looking pretty good as well. Mhmm. I think
better than Shador Sanders because I think he's getting more
reps with not that he's a better talent, they're they're close,
(25:52):
right the I think that he's getting more reps with
the first team you pay him if he gets injured,
traded or cut or really east Sparky, I get it
that is true. I get it that is guaranteed money.
Then I mean trade him to Atlanta. Maybe I don't
know the you do with him. He's not He's not
gonna what team is gonna want him, Sparky, put your
(26:14):
mic on what team's gonna want Deshaun Watson in reality,
after knowing what you already.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Know truthfully, with the injury right now, he's not gonna
be able to play this year.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Correct.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
But if somebody could trade like a fourth round pick
and have Cleveland eat the salary in the contract, that'll
be enormous.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
But that's that's gonna have to be it.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
You're gonna have to get You're gonna have to get
Cleveland to eat the contract, and they're not gonna eat
the the guaranteed money because the guaranteed money goes against
the salary cap.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Yeah, sadly, sadly, they're they're in so much money trouble
right now that they they had banked upon having a
full time starting quarterback into the the rigamaru of shitfest.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
That they have going on right now, where they.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Have no idea who they're going to start, no idea
who's gonna be healthy enough to start the season, let
alone survive the freaking the preseason.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Their team isn't bad, throwing it out there. The their
defense more than the service bole above average. Their offense,
You got Jerry Judy and a bunch of Jags out there.
Just another guy, right they got. You got Jerry Judy
and some Jags. Jerry Judy with the right quarterback is
(27:45):
a really good wide receiver. We saw it last year
with Jameis Winston. Crazy numbers, Okay, outstanding numbers. Joe Flacco
to do that, has done it with Jerry Judy before. Yeah, yeah,
you got a run game, you got block, you got
fresh legs in the backfield right now. So they're not
a bad team. They have good coach. Now they have
(28:07):
six fucking quarterbacks and you only in reality need three
I mean maybe maybe three. You're gonna keep Dylan Gabriel,
You're gonna killing Gabriel. You're gonna keep wins Kenny Pickett.
Winston's a giant right now. So you got Kenny Pickett.
You're gonna keep Kenny Pickett. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think
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what they're doing is that they're they're pulling the old
Nick Saban right now, where they're red shirting a bunch
of guys who could be starters and seeing who needs
quarterbacks later on in the year. And these teams are
gonna consist of players that normally get injured in that position,
who you know, teams that kind of feel like they
(28:51):
still could win with a quarterback. The Dolphins aren't one
of these teams. I'm telling you right now, they aren't
one of these teams. The Dolphins have Zach Willson, and
Zach Wilson's fucking whatever. He's hot and cold. He's not
looking great during preseason at all. The the Dolphins would
rather lose a lot of games get a high draft
pick after Tua gets injured or whatever, because their worst
(29:14):
case scenario is Tua gets permanently injured, they get a
super high draft pick, and they replace him with that person.
So there's more intense going to happen this year. Unfortunately,
there's more incentive for them to lose. The Dolphins have
more incentive to lose and replace Tua if that injury happens.
The Cowboys up this year. They shouldn't have him wear
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the biggest fucking helmet on the field, Like he should
look like a cartoon out there, just like you jogging out,
big fucking helmet. Everything there comes to it with the
multiple concussion mandatory helmet out there, you know, like all
then he gets fucking scalp. Dude helped in cartoon form.
(30:01):
Heels like his head gets ripped off, his helmet, makes
a touchdown before he does. You know, his body still
kind of works with the playbook, but his head's not there.
Love it. Yeah, he's like a chicken. He's got like
three plays left perfect the Yeah, the preseason has been
(30:22):
kind of interesting. Will Howard is now injured for the Steelers.
Do not see a super What the fuck are you
saying star QB this year in the NC double A?
I agree, but I do see a hyped up one
with Archie Manning. Archie Manning very hype sparky what's your
thoughts on Archie Manning playing for the Texas Longhorns right
(30:43):
now waiting for that mute button to come off and
doing some vocal stall time until that mute button comes off. Yeah,
there you go. Wow, that fucking you had all that
stall time and the arm just started to move. Maybe him,
(31:04):
But that's it.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Though.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
I don't see any other. I don't see any other,
you know, like a quarterback draft class this year.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Uh, I mean, we'll see. There's always names out there.
Drew a lar from Penn State. He's going to be
a great backup in the NFL. There's no way he starts. No,
not a starting caliber quarterback. I mean, you know, it's
it's pretty tough for and it's tough for me to
say that as well, because it's way early. It's very early.
(31:36):
The only competent if he has a competent receiving corps.
The kid's got something going. He's never had that. He's
had two running backs and a tight ended throw too.
So and he's got a really good arm on him
as well.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
If they said the same thing about Will Levist, like
look at the way this guy plays football.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Marky, watch some watch some Will Levis in pro right now,
watching Will Levis highlights and pro for the first three games. Man,
that dude not only gave a fuck, but he was
throwing it in some tight windows. I can't watch. I
can't watch Will Levis this year. He's out for this year.
I said last year. He's out for the already. I
said last year. Watch his watch his last year. Okay,
(32:18):
watching Will Levis first three games of last year. I'll
repeat myself then for last year. Watch his first three
games highlights, watch his highlight reel. It's act. I don't
like Will Levis. Okay, I don't know. You're very much
the Will Levis advocate. Right now, I'm listen, man, after
watching the tape actually, which only one out of three
(32:39):
of us actually did do that. He's very he's very
competent in there as their starting quarterback. But once he
got injured, man, he was all fired. Joe Biden's got
a grandson, yes, Will Levis grandfather. How many times? How
(33:00):
many times over under four and a half, how many
times did Joe Biden smell his own grandson, like really
inhale the fuck out of his hair, you know, just
just get all up in there, you know, it's got
to be political, dude, there's nothing political political statement. That's
I've seen him fucking do that on camera.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
You know what I've seen on camera? What have you
seen hilarious? The dildo throwing incidents of course.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
For the w n b A, Oh yeah, they are.
That is. I listen, some people throw bouquets of flowers. Uh,
some teddy bears Teddy bears bouquets of flowers. Some people
throw you know, cups out of Cleveland Indian games and
stuff if there's free beer night. The w n b
A is experiencing their most their biggest growth ever by
(33:52):
the size of dill do's being thrown at the players.
Not in celebration, but these are in blowout games when
the games are are one twenty one to fucking forty two.
You know where people the only way that people can
entertain themselves by this point is by throwing dildos at
the women. Caitlin Clark telling you share this story that
(34:14):
Caitlin Clark said that she'd rather that they're thinking about
just having no one attend the game to prevent injuries
from the dil dos being thrown at them. Now to
your to your ponent, Tony Kaz puts down, I thought
no one went to these games anyways, and uh yeah, yeah,
(34:37):
it's so officially there.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
They've talked about quite a few different things now the
everything on.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
The round having a fucking meeting about dildo's being thrown
at your players, like their roundtable discussion, and I'm just
throwing it out there. It's probably a bunch of men
that are that are at the table, like gay people
keep throwing dodos at are athletes.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Fucking fantastic, right, because you see a bunch of old,
elderly people getting around in this fucking roundtable discussion and
they're like, we really need to stop this dick throwing.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
The uh now, it's sexually degrading to her women. Here's
Kings Roberts. Kings Roberts has a comment on the story.
Kings Roberts says, imagine someone threw a pocket pussy on
the court of an NBA game. I bet most of
them would just laugh. Yeah, but you wouldn't do that
(35:50):
because you would lose your pocket pussy, first of all,
And second of all, if they used it, those guys,
you know, they would destroy it. And third of all,
if they used the pocket pussy. They would get it
pregnant and and then like Anthony Edwards would get that
(36:11):
pocket pussy pregnant, give it a million dollars and then
tell it to go fuck itself. Pretty much fucked with
the kid. Here's a and Andrew Menard says, the dildils
are the only reason people are buying tickets in the
first place. The fans throwing them got better accuracy than
the players.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
That's true, and the odds are in officially you can
win some crazy, crazy money for the I guess that
the betting rinks of what the next color of the
still though throwing out.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Is There are there are the bets going on, but
right now, Harrison Edwards says, I say we turn it
into a form of the seventh enning stretch, like between
the third and fourth quarters, and one fam gets a
chance to hit Center Court logo with a dildell from
their seats. It's an outstanding idea that needs to be done. Yeah,
(37:09):
Sean Brockle said, thought it was impossible to have a
negative number in real scenarios.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Could you imagine people bringing in their own dildos to
throw at Center Court a million dollars?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
How many of them how many of the women didn't
know what those were, you know, where they're like they're
throwing rubber objects at us, shaped like something I've never
seen before.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
And not to say that there are some there are
some interesting ones out there, you know, whether whether it
has one or two or twenty heads, robotic, non robotic, vainy,
throbby whatever, alien like, super figure like as well, a
(37:58):
lot a lot.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Of different interesting things I think would be the So
Clancy Gilroy makes a pretty good point right here in
the commons, says, you ever notice how whenever anyone talks
about the w NBA, it's never about basketball. Never. It's
never it's about dildo's, it's about attendance, it's about Russia
(38:21):
with Britney Grin, the girls fighting with the girls beating
each other up, what's sometime. But Shane Gillis said, it's
never about Hey, Tony, did you see that w NBA
game last night with the Oh my god, that shot
was amazing? I could I was on the edge of
my seat and then I realized, holy shit, I have
(38:42):
a life to get back to. Why am I watching this?
Sparky was there at the game, Sparky show us what happened.
The only attendant, the only stop throwing dilde's on the court.
Speaker 7 (38:57):
Oh god in my mouth speaking, is that the coldplay guy?
Speaker 1 (39:07):
I think it's a coldplay guy throwing dil doo's into
the w n b A the guy. He's a sexual
deviate now in the in the worst way, after the
after the let them cook add you think it'd be
pots and bands, says zeb Malter. A lot of chauvinism
(39:31):
in the comments right now. Crazy. The worst thing is
if you are a hit with a dildo so hard
that somebody threw it at you that you have to
go to the hospital with a dil do related injury
that does not include the intended use of the product.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Who's going to be the first one that's going to
be the bet that's going to be the first one
to get a dildo related injury.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
A dil do related injury with its non intended use.
While the w angel definitely maybe, but you know, she's
really not that good of catching stuff or getting anything
in the hole. It would know. She's good at her
own rebounds, amazing at her own rebounds.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
And I love the fact that she's even copyrighted. The
way that she's called it the me bound.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
This is uh Now, Christopher Official shoots down the dildo,
probably cuss more than the admission ticket, that's true. Maybe
he was this as publicity stunned in running from otion
night or something. First, fifteen hundred fans get a free dildo,
that'd be great, But then all of your fans would
have dildo. Could you imagine the four hundred the four
(40:47):
hundred people that show up to a game, four hundred people. Yeah,
you know, it's very fun to watch. I was watching
it today was the the Ice Teas or Ice Cubes
three on three. They take old NBA players, Sparky. Yeah,
he's been he's been paying some big people. Yeah. Well,
I mean they're they're kind of retired NBA stars to
(41:11):
a point, but still quality quality uh people. It's taking
the ability that they still do have left. It's it's
cutting the hat the court and half so you've got
half court basketball right there, so that way you can
still see their skill set. They made a four point line, Sparky.
That's a lot of fun right the four point line.
And uh, I think it's very watchable. So if I'm
(41:32):
the w n b A and I got nobody watching,
you got some notes to take on why people are
watching more three on three of older NBA stars and
less full court action from the w n B. A.
M hm, It's it's real tricky, but yeah, I think
(41:57):
God is Easy getting suit again. Easy's getting sued again.
My God, Tony, your boy, your boys getting sued. We all.
According to a Rolling Stone, a former Yeazy staffer who
says Kanye West subjected her to a calculated campaign of
(42:18):
anti Semitican sexual harassment, is demanding the rapper cover nearly
one hundred thousand dollars in legal fees that she perpetated
racking up fighting his failed attempt to dismiss her lawsuit.
The marketing specialists, who sued in February as a Jane
(42:39):
Doe claims her turbulent tenure working for Easy in late
twenty twenty three and twenty twenty four was filled with
verbal abuse, discrimination, constant degrading of women. She claims West,
also known as Yee, sent her harassing texts reading welcome
(43:01):
to the first day of working for Hitler and Hail
Hitler before her abrupt termination when she reported west behavior
to her manager. She further claims West once texted her
a photo of a nude woman and ordered her to
work on his Yeasy porn venture against her wishes. West
(43:23):
forty eight was sued individually along with his company, and
April he filed his motion to strike the complaint, complaining
the ex staffer was trying to suppress his constitutionally protected
right to artistic expression. Yee is not merely a creator,
he is art. The filing said, Yee's public and private
(43:45):
personas form a continuous, proactive performance that the challenge per
provocative performance that challenges sociotol tech side of the taboo's
surrounding race, religion, gender, power, politics, and censorship. And that
is something you can totally hide behind because no one
(44:07):
could possibly be this fucking obnoxious on such a twenty
four hour scale if we can't just call their behavior
a real form of living art. So remember, Tony, you're
not an asshole. You're just living mental illness. It's art
(44:29):
art all the time. You're on a right. I didn't
murder anybody. I created art, and my.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Person trying to suppress my right, my right as an
artist is being artist.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
That's the worst. That's the worst thing we can do
is suppress the artist for being himself and now, Tony,
in reality, I will defend Kanye West right now. Oh
I am ready for this. Quit you dumbass.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Just quit. You don't need to be there. Get a
fucking different job. Get a different job.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
This guy has been enabling himself to be an asshole
to people because they are choosing money over morals, and
allowing yourself to be in that situation puts you at
an equal rights. Fuck you to whoever doesn't care. Be
the better person. Get your foot in the door. Tell
(45:31):
the next employer. I worked for Kanye West for a
day and I decided he's fucked up and stupid and
I'm not working like that, So I'd rather work for
an actual professional outfit rather than that scenario. Any job,
any job, will.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Admire a person that was that was like that, if
they if they said, hey, I work for you for
one day, one hour of one day, one hour, or
for Kanye and quit after.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
That, that's respectful. I could respect that exactly exactly Kanye
West is and you are. I'm guessing she signed a contract, Tony.
This is why he feels so free to do what
he's doing. Okay, she signed a contract, so now he's
like that, he's like that kid from the movie The Toy.
(46:25):
He gets to do every once, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
And an ironclad, you know, legal contract. Well, that's why
she's to do what she did.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
That's why she's suing as a Chaine Doe rather than
having her identity openly revealed. Sparky's got something. Sparky does
work for Kanye west On on a side gig right
there and flip that around right there, Sparky, I am.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
An artist like that German Man with a little stash. Well,
then take that brought worth and throw it up at
w NBA court.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
There you go. It's food and a dildo shaped objects.
That's something. You know. Kanye has been on this weird
tirade to get more and more and more attention. Another
person kind of like that, taking bits and pieces of
people that have actually done research, journalism reporting on it.
(47:25):
Russell Brand is taking as many talking points that Jimmy
Dore has had before. So Russell Brand is kind of that,
you know, hey, la la la, and this is that
and whatever, you know, different conspiracy theories. And then when
he's charged with sexual assault and rape, he's like, this
is what they do, the higher ups, the shadow government,
(47:47):
This is what they do to keep me quiet. And
Russell Brand has been kind of sexually obnoxious himself, and
it was said to be cute at the time, and
he was encouraged to do so. Okay, that was the
character he was playing. Kanye is the first that I'm
(48:07):
aware of who decided to say, oh, you know, this
is all character acting, by the way, I am an
artist in myself, which is in uh in reality, Tony,
that is a smart thing to do. You're right, But
in an even in an even better reality, you can sue.
(48:30):
You don't have to stick around for that long. Yeah,
you can sue for anything in the United States, you could.
You could sue after a day of being offended. But
if he had himself covered like that, I guarantee he
had himself covered in a different way. Now, we do
have that new episode of South Park taking a big
hit that South Park Sparks controversy after showing Dora the
(48:51):
Explorer being sex trafficked to marl Lago Island. That's hilarious.
For those of you that don't know who Dora the
Explorer is. She is always teaching children some Spanish by
breaking the fourth Wall and going around with her monkey
friend or whatever. To different areas and uh yeah, yeah.
(49:13):
So the popular adult animation is no stranger to causing
controversy and have found itself and broiled in a feud
with the Trump administration of late after the first episode
of south Park season twenty seven aired.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Which is freaking phenomenal. I don't know if you've watched it,
but it's so funny.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
It's really funny. You guys just need to relax. What
they're doing is they're just basically retooling the Saddam Husseam
character and just they did a Trump instead of Saddam Hussein,
but the personality is basically the same. Yeah, by tiny
Wayner thing going on. Despite the fact the White House
issued a scathing statement about the episode in question, South
(49:56):
Park went on the double down on the penis joke
in Wednesday's episode. It's Dora, the Explorer in this depiction
is being shown as a person giving a massage to
a very older gentleman in that in that scenario, the
(50:16):
it's it's okay, it's not just Trump himself that South
Park creators Trey Parker Matt Stone have taken aim at
in their latest season, however, but the Trump's administration the
Trump administration as a whole. The Madura has a fifty
million dollar warrant out for his arrest. Pam BONDI just
put that out there, and Madua responded for a fifty
(50:38):
million dollar reward to get the Epstein file. Did you
see that, Tony? I did. That's fucking hilarious. That's really funny,
which is now now it's basically the Trump administration's achilles heel,
turning that that Epstein file case upside down. Where they
(50:58):
were gloating about how they had the file, now they
don't have the file. The did you see the episode, Tony?
Was your favorite part? But one of my favorites is
Christy know Him? Yeah? Yeah, Now if you don't know
who Christy Know Him is.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
There's been a lot of controversy about her supposedly shooting
a dog.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
Well that was in her book. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it
was in her book.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
And then they made fun of it on the South
Park film thing as an aftercut that she went into
a pet shop and then shot everything up in the
pet shop.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
Yeah, oh, so funny, so funny, that's too funny. Yeah,
the I don't know, Tony, what do you what do
you think of this? Administration. I know your your political
views are normally the center of controversy on the web.
You know, everybody's wondering what Tony kaz thinks of of
(52:00):
the Trump administration. People are nobody cares what I say.
So this is I get messages all the time, what
is Tony? Who is he for? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (52:09):
And I'm right in the middle, because you know what
I'm I'm not a fan of anybody in particular. I
always feel like there's always mass retardation that happens in
politics in general. And the fact that when I have
talked to and you know, we've talked to multitude of
(52:30):
political representatives that have come on this.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
Show, and.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
Each of them always say that there's a lot of
backroom deals and hand washing from one person to the
next that always happens in politics. And it's unfortunate that
it has become to that level of scrutiny where you
have to do something to get something, and it's not
(52:59):
necessarcessarily for the will of the people. It's more for
the will of the dollar to do something that you
need to do for someone else.
Speaker 1 (53:10):
So, you know, how how shady do you want to get?
How shady do you need to be in order to
kind of present yourself forward.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
And not take a back, not take a step back
to see what you've done to get there, if that
kind of makes any sense.
Speaker 1 (53:34):
So my personal belief is that a lot of a
lot of things that are told that we don't do anymore,
we still are doing anymore. When it comes to the
medical field, they said we don't do lobody bees anymore.
Sure they don't do them physically from the frontal lobe,
drop the nose, or any invasive procedure, but they're doing
it in different ways where they can find the most
(53:56):
annoying of genetics, watch it, diagnose it, and do the
lobotomy internally through psychoedronic medication. We could say that we
don't do, you know, racial profiling in different areas, but
yet the DEA goes in certain areas that belong to
a certain race because they know that the capture rate
is a lot higher than if you go into a
(54:19):
wider area or you know, more residential or whatever, into
a nicer neighborhood. And if they still don't have any
of that, they're going to go into the school. So
they said that they don't do that anymore, but it's
actually going on constantly. We're also said that we don't
police the world, we just try to defend ourselves, when
that is absolutely not the truth. We are all in
everybody's shit, all the time, always within everybody's business. We
(54:44):
took forty five forty seven, forty seven presidents, took forty
seven presidents to not tax tips and not tax overtime,
not tax tips and not tax overtime. People are putting
their blood, sweat and tears on the line to work
more for a company that would, that could and do
(55:06):
discard them at a fucking drop of a hat or
an injury on the workplace. But they're being taxed by
the government extra because they're on that extra income bracket,
or if they're working, they're ass for tips. They're getting
whacked that way, so they become poor or homeless by
(55:26):
mathematical equation, it doesn't take a lot of math to
figure out where the fuck people end up. Because of
why my personal beliefs are that we don't really need
this much government at all. They're not really fixing anything.
You add more people to stuff, and people tend to
fuck it up. We need more worker bees and fewer
leaders because everybody gets these fake fucking retard titles, Tony,
(55:49):
and it's out of control where they get to be
the assistant administrator of administrating assistants. What the fuck is
that you don't do anything? You just got a bunch
of titles. You went to school, We get it. It's fine,
but you're not really doing anything the act. And then
when something is attempted to be done and if it
affects anybody in a one to one tenth percent of
(56:13):
one percent, if it affects anybody's a little flow of money,
well people freak out and they get some paid protesters
to go down stomp around, and the news and the media.
Since fucking Jerry Springer's not on anymore, they've taken over
that whole patrol, so people get people no Mari publish,
So people get to bang their heads out the fucking
(56:35):
floor and watch that and talk about the good old
days and how it was certainly better than this idea,
when in fact, Tony, it was equal to this idea.
It's just it's just ridiculous, dude, it's really ridiculous. I agree, Yeah,
But South Park keeps everybody in line, no matter everybody
in check, no matter who you are are for or against.
(56:57):
The one episode that I was playing today was the
musical about Terry Schivo. She's kind of Alivo, you know.
The the Terry Schivo was a person in Florida who
went brain damaged. Now, at that time she was not
the exclusive case for somebody being brain damaged and on
(57:17):
a feeding tube while families were fighting, But lawyers wanted
to push something that nobody really cared to have. They
wanted to have a living will pushed as a salespiece. Nope,
Now sales were down on that Tony big time. So
(57:39):
what they did was they used the Terry Schivo case
as a big push, so that way they can tell everybody, oh,
if you don't want to be like Terry Schivo, you
should get yourself a living will. That way we all
know what to do with your wishes if you're ever
in that scenario. But no one can actually truly put
(58:03):
themselves in that scenario, knowing that Tony, if you are
all in there but you can't physically show it, but
you know in your living will that you said pull
the plug. But if you are one hundred percent coherent
on the inside, but you're not showing it on the outside.
You're showing nothing but paralyzed features on the outside. How
(58:25):
are you supposed to communicate that you wanted to change
your mind? You don't. You don't, Yeah, you don't. So
they just exploited the Terry Shio thing. But South Park
made that funny, funny episode of Terry Shivo. She's kind
(58:45):
of alive. Oh they got her on UF eating too,
but now her family wants are dead. Dude, Yeah, yeah,
it was one of my favorite musicals of all times.
Park he has seen it before. So God was in
that episode of South Park and he says, why are
(59:06):
they keeping her in a feeding tube? My will was
to kill her so she can come up to hear
and help me fight the devil in a video game
that Kenny had been a part of. Right, this is
against my will, God says, And people down in South
Park were being whispered into the ear of the devil
saying that, oh, God gave us the gift of a
(59:29):
feeding tube to keep her alive for as long as necessary,
and that was God's gift. And meanwhile God's doing some
commentary saying that's a bunch of bullshit. I didn't give
you that. You made that yourself. Congratulations. My will was natural.
She's supposed to be dead that I put you asleep
(59:50):
with that one, Tony, I knew it. I saw your
eyes going down. Let's send, they said.
Speaker 2 (59:57):
So yeah, Annyhosy, Uh, Sparky in mute, buddy, go ahead,
there you go.
Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
If you were looking for us, where would you find us?
Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Spark You can find us on every single major streaming
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Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
You can find our merchandise on our Facebook page.
Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Shortly coming to the Roku channel.
Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
I don't know when that's gonna be happening, but.
Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
We're gonna have it happen in September. Yeah, write it down.
We're going up against the NFL. They're in trouble. Yeah
they are. Is that it is? That all we got
(01:00:56):
looks like it. I think that was everything? Not everything?
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
All right, guys, UH tune in every week we Uh,
I'm gonna get some more guests coming on the UH
on the old show for for Monday Night. So we'll
have some amazing guests lined up for the next couple
of weeks.
Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
UH.
Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
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Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
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