The Podguyz Podcast memorial day special

We take a podguyz podcast journey of social media news and stories. the origins of memorial day with facts and info. tune in share , laugh and enjoy

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
They're like, hey, Caleb, just do whatever you want, you know,
do whatever.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Actually, Travis Henry has been doing whatever he wants in
the off season so far. Travis Hunter you mean, right,
or Travis Hunter. Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's like a weird blend of Hunter Henry and Travis Hunter.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah. Sorry, everybody on Facebook Live Land, we are the
podcast podcast, bringing it to you live as we do
every Monday ten fifteen Eastern Standard time. We are on time,
on time because we push the buttons that we do
the things. I'm Tony kas Kevin Narry here. Of course
we have the ever lovin Sparkle. They Picasso.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
And Sparky in the big board. Says Hi, we don't
have a guest this week, but that's all right. It's
Memorial Day, Tony, so happy Memorial Day. We love the
veterans for all their sacrifices made and they're hard work
represented every day while American's true feel the freedom they

(01:02):
have fought so hard to protect from enemies foreign and abroad,
the foreign, domestic and domestic. Right, Yeah, a broad doesn't
make any sense, right? Oh no, Yeah, because.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
UE's got a broad when you've got a domestic dispute exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
I mean, normally there is a broad and a domestic dispute.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
There could be Memorial Day honors US military personnel who
died while serving. It's observed on the last Monday of May. Kevin.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Wow, they don't even get like a specific you know,
I don't get that shit. I hate it, you know, like,
give an actual day. Christmas gets a day twenty fifth,
we know it. Christmas Eve gets a day too, obviously
it's the day before Christmas. But that's like a weekend
block right there. There has been discussions to give veterans

(01:58):
their own month, a Veterans Month, replacing other months. How
do you feel about that, Tony?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I'm okay with that. I mean, uh, you know very
much that veterans and military personnel who are fighting for
the country should actually get something a little extra. And
why not. I mean it's duly uh duly observed, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's a it's very symbolic in nature all around. But
who loses the month?

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Then?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Who loses the month? Because you got I think three
months are occupied. I might be wrong, correct me if
I'm wrong, no problem, But I think LGBTQ gets a month.
There's a Black History Month month, and then there's Women's
Appreciation Month?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Is that one? You only get a week? They get
a week? Yeah, they get a week, all right?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, Well I think that's because and it's been established,
no one knows what a woman is. And that is
one and that is one pitpoint certainty that we've been
really been drilled about for years now. No one knows
what a woman is, so they just take the week.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Up right, That's true, That is true. He gets a month, though,
I mean they get something.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, and Juneteenth, Juneteenth is the holidays to celebrate today
them the day them's. Yeah, then June then you got
and Sparky just dipped out? What the hell happened to Sparky?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
His internet has been a little wacky today.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
But mom tripped over the cord. I guarantee it.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm vacuuming in here.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
And with the internet, the uh yeah, So whose month?
Do they just give a month or they take one away?
Who gets taken?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
I don't know, I don't know. The original holiday appeared
after the Civil War as Decoration Day. No Decoration Day
actually became a federal holiday in nineteen seventy one. Okay,
and it's a time for remembrance, remembrance, reflection, and visiting cemeteries,
often with parades and ceremonies, and to put flags on

(04:21):
fallen soldiers.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Graves always always rotating around big flag companies, right of course.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Of course. Now there's some five fun facts for Memorial Day?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Are they fun?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
I mean they're they're factual?

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Could you make them nonfactual?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Non factual? Well, Memorial Day began during the Civil War.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Okay, great, that's what I would think.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I was gonna.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
As a one stake saus You know, We've got a
lot of great things out of the Civil War.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Grape soda, right, Grape soda.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Was one of them. No, it really was. Yeah, I know, I.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Know, so weird. Yeah, and worcester Shire sauce. But my
daddy have to die in war.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Well, we got a one steak sauce now, so when
we cook as straight way too long, we throw a
sauce of.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Shit.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Did you know that a one sauce is just dehydrated
prune juice?

Speaker 1 (05:29):
I had no idea dehydrated prune juice.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, wow, lextra spices, but it's a prune dehydrated prune
juice with uh with Selex spices and Worcestershire Shire sauce.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah, that is, uh, that is news right there. That Now,
that's a fun fact, Tony.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I know that is a fun fact. You know.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
You know, I can't say I can't stand those videos
on TikTok where they're like did you know and it
sounds like a really short cook thing. They're like, did
you know when you take five potatoes, chop them up,
mash them, add salt to taste, a little bit of
olive oil, and I'm like, okay. And then in a
separate pan, take fifteen tomatoes, mash them up, peel them,

(06:15):
boil them. It's like, dude, that's fucking that's that's too much.
You're you're talking about a whole fucking thing.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Now. It's sauce, it's just sauce.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
But the editing, the editing for these things, it's just
like uh huh. And then when you try to do it,
You're like, wow, this is fucked. Looks like I'm just
gonna eat potatoes, bowel, boil on it.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Pretty much.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, I'm good this fucking garbage.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Now, ketch up? No, ketchup?

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, Like, why was I thinking about doing this?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Damn you TikTok, cheer to all, cheer to all.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Oh the Chinese they're spying on us, Tony with that TikTok, Oh,
dear worst way to spy on somebody through TikTok, Dude,
all you're gonna who are you spy? Who are you
seeking information from? Really? I mean honestly, like, who are
the Chinese thinking that they're getting top secret TikTok information from?

Speaker 2 (07:10):
What's the what's the five things that you've actually seen
on TikTok this week? You know what I'll never see
in a history book.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
China takes over the world by creating TikTok.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
It'll never happen. No.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
No.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Five most interesting things on TikTok. Well, I've been loading
some stuff up on there from the for the pod
Guy's podcast.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Sure, and I mean besides our content, you.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Know, besides our Oh I did it before and after
on Jeff Bezos's wife. So before she was his wife,
she looked like a normous dive deep.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Let's dive deep on that, because you know what she
is an absolute and whether you're a fan, whether you're
not a fan, she's a train wreck.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
I was showing my beautiful wife, I said, look at
what she looked like before and look at after.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
She didn't believe.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
I'm like, no, no, it's a thing. It is a
real thing. So what do you get the man that
has seen a thousand faces a face he'll face he'll
never see again.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Now what. I'm gonna look it up to see what
type of plastic surgeries she's had.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
But while you're doing, he's got the big board going on,
Sparky's big board presented by Oh look at the fake
boobies on TikTok. We got him and the person's wearing
a hat, so we can only assume that it's Tony.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
They're everywhere everywhere, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
And that's how the war was won. Like, Yo, who's
that dude? Can god Sparky? Who's that guy that does
the Civil War documentary on PBS.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Oh not Kevin Costner.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
No, not Kevin Costner.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
He doesn't do anything. Ken something.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Ken Barnes, ken burns.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
I think it's ken. I think I think it's Ken
Barnes ken burns.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Dude, it has to be ken burns. Yeah, it's ken burns. Anyways, Yeah,
have have ken burns. Just to the narration for that,
and then TikTok came available on everyone's cell phone. There
were cries and screams for somebody to get rid of it.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
I think I think Peter Graves would have been better.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
But the app grew stronger and stronger, and people could
not resist but to download chair like and link together.
Never gonna happen, Tony. Now, by the way, if it
does happen, this is not gonna age very well at all.
I've been I've been hooked on these new videos though. Uh.

(10:07):
They're kind of going through movies like we do, but
in our in in an obscureish kind of way as
well as we do. The one was Cocktails and Dreams.
You remember the movie Cocktails and Dreams or whatever.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Tom, The movie was Cocktail with Tom Cruise. Yeah, Cocktails
Cocktails and Dreams was his bar that.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the Tom Cruise walks by a
TGI Fridays, walks in there and the guy is cuggling
remember that or that character Sparky. Yeah, he's just you
don't think that you take the one on TG Fridays.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
God damn, Like I'm gonna try, and he's like, you
don't even know how to make him drink will the
nag at it because he's so drunk.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
All the time. He's got that fucking you know, throws
it in there and all that crap. But no, the movie,
when you're looking back on it now, they had a
good fifteen minute montage of first Tom Hank or Tom
Tom Cruise pouring like a bottle into a drinking or

(11:20):
like a you know, he's trying to pour a drinking eye.
He's sucking it up and breaking a glass and all
that nice crap. But the man, those have been a
really nice binge athon. Have you been binge watching any
TV shows recently, Tony.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Oh Man, that's a good question. Well, I mean I
did watch the New Star Wars Show with and Or
season two and or Yes, that would be called the
and Or season two yep. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
He said, well, well, you're having a hard time coming
out with the title like I'm watching the New Star
Wars Show Season two.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Indoor and final season correct, Yes, until it goes to
Rogue one, which you know you could obviously find on Disney,
you know, for download.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
How is the show going?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
All right? The show was really good and merged well
into the particular movie. I thought it was okay. I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
I'm just pissed that they messed up Star Wars so bad.
I'm still pissed about it. They just messed it up,
you know, yahn, life right there, it's broken. It's like, hey,
here's here's some here's a bicycle. It does not need anything.
You just you can put a motor on it. You
can do that. And then all I do is like
take the bicycle and throw it over a bridge, and

(12:59):
you're like, oh, okay, just retrieve it from the river
and it's still good. And then they light the river
on fire and you're like, all right, just put the
fire out, retreat the bicycle and be fine. And then
they blow the whole world up, and you're like, fuck,
these guys, what the hell? Why why is this the thing?

(13:22):
Why are you doing this? JJ abrams? But I digress
man p Diddy by the way, Tony huge in the
looking awfully.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Old, look looking a little gray bearded.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, what was keeping him so young after all this time?

Speaker 2 (13:39):
The blood of an instant babies in their oil.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, the oil, the oil from children was keeping Pete
Diddy's hair and skin just perfect for thirty five years.
He is forty nine years old as for a Sparky
right there. But I guess the oil from babies or
baby oil. They don't get oil from babies, do they?

(14:05):
Or they just call it that because that would be weird.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
I mean, it's like the sipping of children through wayfair.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
I would think that if they got oil from babies,
you wouldn't see any of them around and America would
already invade the funk out of them.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
It'd be like possibility.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, how much how many crude oil can
how many gallons can we get out of that baby?

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah, now he is? He is looking very old right now, Tony,
What are you looking at there? Are you looking at
more Memorial Day facts?

Speaker 2 (14:35):
I was, no, I was looking up stories that we
can talk about.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Memorial Day facts. Got you, buddy, I got you?

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Well we have dead air Okay.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, that's great. See what what Sparky's got something there
on the big board. Meanwhile at the flea market, I
got new baby oil formula called peace slitty yea everybody

(15:12):
needs a bottle of peace slittty No.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
The only reason why Sparky says that is because I
went to the flea market. Slash uh Oddities Convention thing
in Scranton, Pennsylvania yesterday.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
That was that's an interesting Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
And I seen stack girl there. Did you say hi
to stat girl? Well? I did, yes, okay, Yeah, she
was a friend waving the talking everything.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, what'd you guys chat up about? What you would
you catch up?

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Just the the oddities that were about and uh, you
know what you can find what you can't find?

Speaker 1 (15:54):
How was the small talk game?

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Was it ping pong? And was it tennis?

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah? You know it was all right?

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Which one? Was it ping pong or tennis?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
It was? It was tennis? Yeah, you know women's tennis
or men's tennis. Definitely women's Okay, all right, so low return.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yeah, you know, I'm guessing I'm guessing you know that,
you know that game with a fucking birdie they called
a birdie or whatever badminton. I'm guessing it was more
than the badminton range.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Are you drinking a beer there, Tony?

Speaker 2 (16:32):
No? T God, all right, that thing around you got?

Speaker 1 (16:43):
I got Joe Biden's medical records.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Old, that's what I bought at the week. What did
you buy, Tony, Joe Biden's medical records.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Besides Joe Biden's medical record. What'd you buy?

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Or were you just a browser and question asker the
whole time? No? No, no. They had quite the rotisserie
of oddities there, ranging everything from animal skulls, to jarred
remains of remnants of animals, to to weirdly dressed animal carcasses.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Did you take your family out to this or.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
I took the kids?

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Of course?

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah. I took the kids and we went up there.
And they have this great ice cream place attached to
the to the Ritz Theater. And if you happen to
go to the Ritz Theater, of course, great great location.
First of all, I don't know if you've ever been
in there, yep, I agree, but fantastic place, very retro

(17:49):
retro feel nineteen thirties nineteen forties feel. They have a
great bar located right inside called Noir, and they also
have black Cow ice cream located right inside the theater
as well.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
How's the ice cream there?

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Delicious?

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Was there anybody doing the samples? The sample people drive
me nuts, man, Now, no sample people. They're in front
of you. They're like, oh, could I try?

Speaker 2 (18:23):
No, No, there's a board of goodies. There's a board
of goodies. And you get to pick from the board
of goodies. You know, it comes with toppings, it comes
with stuff in it. You already pre order it up
and they make it for you. I want to make
my own ice cream shop called No Samples. Yeah, eat it,
eat it, eat it.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Just well, your your your extravagancies were a lot nicer
than mine. I went to Walmart today. Oh oh my god.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Wait, that's another picture for Sparky. Wait, let's let's get
into what what he has.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Now, Sparking, what's going on there? What do you have there?
You can have the box?

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (19:11):
That is that is Tony giving away cats at the
at the Odyssey thing.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
So actually they had cats and jars.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
It just feels like they had a lot of dead animals.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
A lot of dead animals. Uh uh, you know taxidermy,
taxidermy plenty.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Okay, So now even more, what it feels like is
a society of people that are killing animals, jarring them up,
keeping their bones around, and then saying, hey, this isn't
a crime, this is art.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Mmm.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
And they called it the Odyssey thing, and they're like, ah,
no way, somebody goes to this here. Tony rolls in
with his whole family saying like, hey, kids, let's look
at the dead animals.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
You took them.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
You took your family to the opposite of a petting zoo.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Believe it or not. There's a crazy amount of people there.
I believe it.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
I believe it that there's a crazy amount of people
that And ask any one of them if they're pet owners.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah, several hundred inside, believe it or not.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Like I feel like, I feel like you have had
your limit, right, You've had your limit of cats, and
you're like, I need to see a couple of dead ones. Wow,
that's what I feel.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Did you know that there'd be all those dead animals there? No,
what were you expecting?

Speaker 2 (20:37):
I don't know. It's not place.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
All that was dead animals you're saying, right.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
I mean every probably third or fourth exhibit had had
dead animals. Holy shit in some way like dead foxes, rabbits, cats, birds, bones.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Found this feels more like a hunting expo than.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Very much. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah, yeah, I got some oddities called, you know, some
deer heads over here.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
It's like it's not really yeah. I mean there was like,
you know, a goat's ass that was taxidermy. I guess
so you don't go to one of those things without
just buying some What did you end up buying tony nothing.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Shitty Festival?

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Well, I mean I got like stickers, a couple of stickers,
and some cookies and cupcakes from the from one of
my favorite places over there called black Cat Bakery. Black
Cat Bakery, Black Cat Bakery.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Are they just a gimmick bakery that pops up every
now and then or are they a permanent bakery?

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Permanent bakery really well, yeah, it feels like.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
A gimmick though, right.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
No, they make some amazing, amazing bakery items. So like
some things that you would never or even you know,
think about as far as like either gluten free vegan items.
They have a lot of a lot of variety in
their baking items. So it's not, you know, it's not

(22:14):
a one trick pony where they're making like vanilla cupcakes
or chocolate cupcakes. They're making like lemon grass raspberry, you know,
truffle cupcakes or something. You know what.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
You know, what's gonna happen when if if the whole
world goes vegan and we have an overage in cows,
people are gonna start running their cars.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Off of cows. You know they're gonna be like.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Just throw the cow in there and you're good for
the month.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Walmart is a terrible experience. That's kind of like an
oddity's just got to the Walmart.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah, let's let's hear about your experience of course at Walmart.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Oh my god, what a soulless adventure. First I get
in there and it's already, it's already happening, Tony. I
get one card. It's wobbly. I'm doing the car, okay,
I get a little I get it a little pushing
and it it dramatically turns to the right or to
the left a little bit. I grab a second cart,
so I'm on cart number eight, and the cart boy

(23:11):
comes up me.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
He's like, what's wrong. What's wrong?

Speaker 1 (23:14):
I said, these carts are broken, the wheels fucked up
on this one, mind you. I'm at that for like
five six minutes, a hard five six minutes of pushing
a cart around. I look like a fucking mental patient
before even walking into the Wallmart with an empty cart
that's not going anywhere anyway.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Because if you get the one with the bum wheel,
you get the.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
They all had bum wheels. I'm fucking this way with it.
I'm not fighting with the cart. I barely want to
be there. Okay, I'll go to the fucking right. I
want to have full control of this cart. So fucking
Poblo I'm calling him Boblow. He didn't have a fucking
name in my book. There was no name tag. Fuck him,
he says, oh.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
No, this was theait. There was the greeter greeting you.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
No greeter was greeting me. No, no, no, I'm not
greeting bull yet. He's seeing me already. Get pissed off
at the fucking cart spark. He flipped that board around. Hi, Kevin,
you were just here five minutes ago. What happened?

Speaker 2 (24:11):
I forgot the soft shells? I love you, givin get
the cheese tato Oh that's great.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Anyways, Pablo comes up. Pablo ends up coming up with
a cart. He's just this sweat is very good, right,
I'm like, how do I know it's good? Let me
take this thing for.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
A lover run. He's like, no, no, please stop, please stop.
Because because you had you had Jennifer Lopez with you.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
I got like nine I got like nine carts at
this point, all scanned it around, pre stop.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
I got a good one for you. I'm like, I
give me that one. We're going checking. I'm checking the
wheels for viscosity.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
My fucking blood pressure is already like pumping the boom
boom boom, Like I'm fucking I'm walking in there and
I can't tell what's a tomato and what's a fucking
pair because everything looks red. Yeah, so I end up
finding two tomatoes out of thirty, two out of thirty.
By the way, if you guys are gonna sell tomatoes,
don't keep them out forevery to grab at. Somebody's gonna

(25:16):
throw them on the ground and be like I didn't bounce.
It must not be good because I saw somebody do
that with one of the oranges.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Now, I'm like, tomato of choice. Are you going for
a plum? Are you going for one off.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
The viol for a regular size vine type, regular sized
bat you know, big tomato firm. Are you sweezing the
tomato or are you giving it a little a little,
a little touch, a little, a little touch underneath. There
can't be any bruising to the tomato, all right, no bruising.
I don't want it all fucked I found two out
of thirty that were good, So I got two. Now bananas,

(25:46):
that's an easy gat grab fucking bananas. Who cares, doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
I'm bruised, non bruised. They could.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
I could go either way on it doesn't matter. Grab
the bananas, doesn't matter, Grab them up. Let it got
some lettuce right at the rep. You know we're going,
we're moving.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
I have a particular banana thing for me, how particular.
But I know when I say this is particular. Like
I don't like an overly yellow riped banana, and I
don't like an under riped banana where it's so green
that it's hard to even break the banana apart.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
So you gotta be the goldilocks of bananas on it, right,
I the goldilocks of bananash.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
This banana was too green, but this one was too black.
No bruising, no bruising, no bruising of the banana. Now
the banana can't be too short or can't be too long.
I like the goldilocks of bananas. I like I'm in
a medium a medium length. I like a nice bend
in the banana. And I also not like to go

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not too green, not too yellow right in between.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Okay, you're looking for the perfect banana, looking for the
perfect banana.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
It's date night, Tony. I spend a good five minutes
picking the perfect banana, Keavin, Oh my god, so I got.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
I went to the diaper ale a milion needs some
more diapers. Yeah, got some more diapers and uh you
know some uh p Diddy baby oil. You know that
was that was the total need. It got some more.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Uh got some soup, some chicken, some chicken nuggets. You know.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
I'm wandering around realizing I might be the best person,
best looking person there at the walmart, because holy shit,
holy shit, it was. It was bad. But a fat
family got in front of me, right somehow they found
their way in front of me. And they're a fire
hazard right now. They're all in the aisle, all of them.
The one kid's banging his head off the cart and

(27:52):
shit banging his head, and then he's yelling for his
dad's attention, saying, look what I can do, and bang,
bang bang bang bang, full fucking throttle right out the cart.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
His dad says, why are you doing that? And I mean, myself,
the fuck are you asking this kid? Why is he
banging his head off for the the thing.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
For as if there's some significant answer he could ever
give you why he's banging his head off the goddamn
cart like he's a fucking scientist. He's a goddamn five
or six year old kid hopped up on way too
much sugar.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
The only thing that should be said is.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Stop banging your fucking head off the cart, you dumb motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
And then, damn, it's like a Appalachia incest family. I
don't even you know.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
I'm I've criticized people for putting kids on leashes before. Okay,
I've criticized it. Now I think that they should put
them in fucking muzzles and just like you know, the
whole thing. They should walk them around. They should just
wheel them out there. They should handhimal electure these fucking
kids anymore. Man, Holy shit, a bunch of wild fuckers
rolling around, Smark, he flipped that big board around. Then

(28:59):
keep squeeze in the tomatoes, Kevin. That is the only
thing you are touching for the next few weeks. And you, sir,
squeezed the banana in the change room.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
True, Oh good, I like so.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
The blue shirted guy in that is the Walmart employee. Okay,
I finally I'll fast forward a little bit, Tony, I
got bagels, a whole bunch of shit.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
That's because I'm gonna throw in I'm gonna throw in
something that really irks me about Walmart. But I'm gonna
have you go ahead.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
I get out of there.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
I'm out. I'm fucking.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
I'm like, I feel like Morgan Freeman Shawshank Redemption. I'm like, whoa,
I'm out. This finally happened. Holy shit, you know. And
then I call up my beautiful wife and tell her
all the stuff that we got, and she said, oh,
you certainly, they get a lot of stuff, but you
forgot my conditioner and my shampoo. And I'm like, oh

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my god, I gotta go back to Alcatraz. I gotta
go back in there, Tony, fucking back.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
In back into the the sharks, skup the.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Shark soup, the shark's nest, They nest, right, sharks nest,
go back into the soup, like what's.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Back into the Appalachia Mountain. No one, no one's.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Ever said, back into the soup. Eh, huh, you're out
back into.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
The Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
So I get in there and uh, you know, finally
grabbing the rest of the crap. But god, what a
what a shitty nightmare. Then I had to get some coffee.
You know where there's like seven homeless people hanging out
at this time of night, seven of them grizzled, I
mean beyond grizzled. You know, it's it's bad. It was
a bad time. YEA turn on the.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Computer with me about Walmart and you may agree with
me here Kevin. Yeah, when you're going down the aisles
and one by one and you see the random pole
in the middle of the aisle, random poll, Yeah, that
really irks me. I don't know why, but it's a
weird situation where you have to maneuver around people, and
you've seen how people drive, especially in northeast Pennsylvania.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
It feels like with a billion dollar operation, the poll
doesn't need to be there, doesn't need to be there.
They have all this money, and money doesn't buy intelligence
all the time, but it could, it really could.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
It.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Money has the potential to buy an architect of some
sort to figure that out. Yeah, I'm there with you.
The random I mean, the random poll doesn't make any sense.
I would say the baby formula being locked up doesn't

(31:57):
make much sense. Guys. If people are stealing baby form,
we'll off you per sell much. Just don't sell it.
Just be done with it, you know, just push it
to the side. Target doesn't have to do that with
their baby. For spark, he's got something on the big
board right there.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Do that at a lot of grocery stores right now too,
Get out of here.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Really, did you get my conditioner and shampoo?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (32:18):
I got the cheese, sauce and salsa, right factual.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
But have you ever had an altercation? Not necessarily a Walmart,
but like you know, where somebody and this is a
white person thing. It's very much white culture when you
look at somebody else right that you don't know, and
you go like this.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
And you give them that I don't know. So this
is kind of what And you've been there before, right
when when there's somebody being crazy and loud at a
Walmart like that, like whatever, they're on their cell phone,
they're hanging out, having the time of their lives with
a full shopping cart full of multiple products, and you

(33:12):
catch another another guy's eyes and you're like give them
the whole like that one. Look at that one.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
It's a head nod like with no speaking, and then
that the half smile, no mouth open.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
And the the code is basically acknowledging that the person
you are referring to with the you know, with the
eyes of the eyes, isn't going to be alive for long.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
You're going to out not by any means.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
This is Walmart, and it's a tough time for them,
all right.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
It's it's an endeavor for everyone, the whole the whole spectrum.
They're making it to finish.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
They're making it a fucking day.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
You know.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
I I don't even want to make it an hour.
You know, I'm in there like I'm fucking hold of
my breath.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
You know, no, no, especially with the story that I've
had last time about Walmart. Did you find an associate
to help you in any way or did you find
someone in an aisle only putting stuff away?

Speaker 1 (34:26):
I did not try to have anybody help me at all.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
You know.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
If I can't, if I cannot find it, I'm just
I'm done.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
I'm just not getting it at all.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
I'm not getting it. I'm done. They don't have it
too bad, you know, I'm not if I can't find,
like I mean, somebody with the key. If I can't
find soda, I'm thirty nine years old. If I can't
find stuff at a grocery store, I'm fucked up. All
right there, I'm drunk. I should you know, like, what's
wrong with me that I can't find stuff? What's wrong

(35:00):
with them that they can't locate it? In a user?
They want you to see these kind of things. So
if I need help, beyond help, it is a product
that they either don't carry or they're high and really
hard spark. He's got something on that big board. He's
ready to flip around on us right now. Meanwhile, at Walmart, Hey,

(35:23):
your shirt is never mind?

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Oh there's a titty hanging out.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
There has been a craze that has been going on
on TikTok that Tony has made everybody aware of.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
It's crazy. It is turning into a boob tube kind
of thing. What's going on, Tony and it's turning into
boob tube? Good old TikTok, you know, and you know
how they're crazy for trends. The crazy trends there are
either one of five things. It's cooking videos, dancing video,

(36:01):
people getting naked for like a little boom slip or
some sort of like camera reveal into a no camera reveal. Okay,
movie movie credits for number four, or people talking about
other crazy people number five.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Well, I get sometimes down that rabbit hole of people
filming the police or the police. That's a big rabbit
hole to get into, where the guy is just like, hey,
we had a report here.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
That you were going around filming people. Could you just
not do that.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
It's my right, it's my right, it's my first Amendment right.
I could film, I could film, I could film. And
that's all the things. They're hilariously funny, by the way.
That is all of the videos.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
The some of the cops.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Actually, some of the cops I feel really bad for
where they're like, hey, could you just get the fuck
out of here? Man, Like you're just making a jacket,
you're wasting, you're making everybody know. There is more serious
stuff going on. People are calling us about you. Okay,
now they might not be right to call us about
you and whatever, but they're still calling us, so could
you just give it? Give it a break. But then

(37:18):
other times you can't feel bad because you know the
guy's just like pulled over. He's like, you GotY farm,
He's got like seven guns out. You know, he's throwing
arms full of guns. You know, he's turned into like
Jim Carrey's the Mask. All these guns are popping out.
You're like, what the fuck is going on? Are you serious?
And the guy's like, I'm just not going to stop
filming sort of thing. So you know, you have the

(37:40):
good and bad of each side on that one. It's
just that. But that is a rabbit hole to get
down to, man.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
It's it's nothing.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
One this morning about a guy who is at a
penitentiary of some sort and the are.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
They getting cell phones in prisons by the way, No, no, no,
he wasn't at the like inside.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
He was outside filming the prison from the outside. And
then the Sheriff's department told him to stop filming because
there wasn't supposed to be any type of cameras. And
then the National Guard were there because they were doing
something something at the penitentiary, and then they told him

(38:23):
to stop filming as well. And it's is god given
right to film in a public area as long as
you're not filming inside the prison itself.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
It is, yeah, yeah, the and it gets kind of
it gets kind of tricky because there's a there's there's
a weird wiggle room, there's a there's freedom of press,
freedom to record all that nice stuff. That's why when
people are wanting kids to not have cell phones in schools,

(38:59):
I unders stand why you don't want kids to have
cell phones in school because cell phones are a major
distraction for kids. They're gonna play games on them, social media,
all that nice shit. They're gonna be as immature as
possible with the cell phone as you could possibly imagine. Also,
fun fact school shootings have happened over the years.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
If you have a.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Kid with a cell phone that can call nine to
one one, give accurate location with camera, livestream all that
nice stuff, well, now you know how to you know,
get in there tactically as a swat team member. Better.
If a teacher is beating a student, who's gonna believe
a kid that happened? That happened in our school? We

(39:42):
used to, you know, like kids. One kid got got
beat up really bad from a teacher, and I mean
Mark Bruce's whole bunch of stuff. No one believed the
kid at all.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Right, No, how about your incident with father, father Peter.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Father Peter was a made up molester, Tony and uh,
you know it's the uh, it's the it's the made
up on senior molester. I uh, you know, Peter molester,
Peter molester, Peter cocking my ass on, senior dicking my balls.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Markie's spinning around. Why are you filming us? Are you
off us? A Hall?

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Right down in the comments, how you feel about officers
being filmed because for the most part, for the most part,
the cops aren't doing, you know, much more than what
the public called them in to do. Yeah, people feel
uncomfortable on camera. And the main reason they feel uncomfortable
on cameras we have about two generations probably that aren't

(40:50):
used to being on camera all the time. They're used
to having their privacy being their privacy, not having a
cell phone waved at them, and and people just like
going like this up to them and ship and You're like.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
What the fuck are you doing? Kid? What are you doing?
Why are you filming us? Are you officer Hall? No,
she is in Tennessee. Ah, thank you off the Hall.
That wasn't that the same girl that's left with the
ten different officers she did? Yeah? Yeah, I think she

(41:25):
was like with the captain. She was like, uh, I
guess she was married and uh, you know, just porking
herself out to whoever just wanted to slap one in there.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Did you see that Donald Trump is not so happy
with Vladimir Putin? Right now?

Speaker 2 (41:41):
I saw it. I saw it. He was like in
the news, the news is weird because you know what
they they kind of threw a little bit of a
fake inclination on it, like just because there's you know,
fake media, fake news.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Oh. I saw his. I saw his. It's his reaction.
He's just like I've known Putting for years. I told
him stop doing this, stop bombing the people. And then
they're throwing they're throwing missiles, they're blowing up houses, They're
blowing up homes, They're blowing up buildings that people live in.
I'm like, motherfucker just said one thing. The three times houses, homes,

(42:21):
places people live in. Holy shit, what are we playing password, motherfucker?

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Come on for real. Yeah. So it's a weird situation
that needs to be handled with such a tactile response.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Here's the response. Here's a response for every building they
blow up in Ukraine that's provable, and that Russia is
like yeah, we did it all right. Cool, So we're
gonna blow up one of your rich people mansions over
there and uh and fucking throw bomb over on you.
That's what you know.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
That feels like the right idea, right, Tony Well? The
funny retrospect is that the people from Germany have responded
more than the people of of Ukraine.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Imagine Germany responding with military might. This isn't like them historically.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
How dare they? Yeah, the people of Germany and Chancellor
man what's his name? Chancellor?

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Is that it's not Hitler? Right, that's not a thing.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
No, not Chancellor Hitler, Chancellor. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Call him anything, Chancellor, a fucking Germany guy, woman, person,
doesn't matter. What is what of there? What was the
response Tony Well?

Speaker 2 (43:41):
His uh Mertz Mertz mers.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
So Chancellor sounds like a really that sounds like a
really good mustard. I'm just throwing it up. Can I
have somers past the Mergs? Do you have great pupon?

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Now?

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Are Mertz people over here?

Speaker 4 (43:57):
You know?

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Well? He responded with Sachel Well, he responded, accordingly, you
can now take off the limitations of the the amount
of missiles that we send to you in the distance
that you can send them. So they said, free game

(44:20):
as far as whatever you need to send into Russia,
and however you want to do it, you could do
it with our missiles. Let them fight, Let them fight.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
They got to get it out of their system.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
No fly zone right now, and we got all.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
This, they got all this pent up past. Yeah, you
America didn't get into World War Two until Pearl Harbor,
a naval base. Pearl Harbor was interrupted with Yeah, we
didn't know in Hawaii at the time. You know, we
didn't that wasn't a part of our thing or whatever.
Then we got involved because we're like, ah, man, you know,

(44:54):
I guess that might come our way or whatever. That
was one of those pivotal moments. But these guys got
some pent up banger tony and.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Sent up anger Yeah a little bit. But there isn't
no fly zone in the in Russia right now, where
I guess hundreds of millionaire billionaires have raised up their
jets and flown around. That's particularly no fly zone in
Russia just because in the past few days they've sent

(45:25):
out hundreds, if not thousands of drones into Russia in
order to take out take out you know, critical infrastructure.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Wouldn't it be uh would it be kind of weird
if if Germany is like, all right, Ukraine, we're gonna
help you fight the Russians, but first we invade Poland. Like,
I don't no, I don't know why you guys got
to do that.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
It's a strategy. It's all part of the EU, and
we got.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
I found this old playbook.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
That's one didn't burn in the fire.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
It's okay, it's still good. It's just step one, invade Poland.
There's there's a lot of other stuff in.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
The You like my fire reference for the book? I
do like the fire reference.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Yeah, yeah, because the because of the flames that were
you know, going well, they.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Used to burn the books in uh in Germany because
they didn't want anybody to learn how.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
To Did you see that these there's another TikTok thing
I'm seeing a lot of anymore where they're like in
Germany they were burning books about being transgender.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Wow, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Even joking, man, that's a real fucking thing. I'm like,
get the fuck out of here. They weren't doing that ship.
There were banning books that you know, there were banning
books that were written by Jewish people. They were banning uh.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Books that were somewhat perverse in different ways.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Yeah, educational, and I mean anything can be interpreted as educational.
So I don't I don't try to go that route.
But immediately this is it's a weird. It's a weird
algorithm right now that that you know, obviously I've gone
I've liked the wrong videos out of just laughing at them,
and then they're like, oh, you thought that was funny,

(47:13):
wait until you see this one, and you know, like
they're dead.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Serious sort of thing. You know, it's it's weird.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
But sparky. What do you think about Germany getting involved
in Russia? Ukraine?

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Something else for something else?

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Okay, okay, let's play the feud. Ah name another place
for what? People live in a cardboard box, says Boom.
You know hashtag wafair. No tax on tips, Tony, No
tax on tips is going to happen.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Here's the thing, the.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Big beautiful bill, the big beautiful bills going on, beautiful bill,
big beautiful belt. We will dissect the big beautiful bill
real quick. No tax on tips, no tax on overtime
federal tax. Okay, and no federal tax.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
No federal tax on tips, on tips.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
No federal tax on overtime.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Now you will still get tax.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
You will with Social Security, State Medicare, but federal tax
local not going is going to not tax you for
your overtime and your tips, unless you're.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
A red blooded American that doesn't claim their tips.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Anyways, you can also just not claim your tips and
just flood the welfare system. Say I don't make nothing,
get some food stamps, you know all that. I'm good
to eighty three to eighty three in Pennsylvania. But yeah,
it's it's a mathematic quandary where if people pay five

(48:59):
thousand dollars a year in taxes and they're on the line,
they're on the line of making too much to be
on welfare, but welfare is making you know, like barely
anything anyway, So you got to kind of plan. You
got to plan your poverty. Right, So if your gross

(49:23):
is making your poverty hashtag plan your poverty. If your
gross level, now welfare is basing this off of your
gross level, and they're not going off your net, so
your net actually falls below welfare payouts because welfare is
not taxed. Your gross is what they're going off of.

(49:45):
So they're saying, Ah, this is what you make up here.
But that's what you make before the biggest thief, the government,
comes in and takes all your fucking shit. Then you're
back down to making less than people on welfare. In
the Walmart, I saw some uh Faruka salts in there.
Are you familiar with that term, Tony?

Speaker 2 (50:07):
I do like a good Veruka salt with my pepper. Yes.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Yes. The Willy Wonka girl where she says, I want today,
I want tomorrow. You can tell when it's food stamp
dan Walmart because I want this bullshit and I want
this fuck you and I want that due I get
it for free. But you know, you can fucking tell

(50:33):
people are happy. People are We're.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Grabbing midgets off the shelves.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Expires tomorrow. I will not eat this.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
I'll throw it in the garbage. You know.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
They're throwing the fuck everything in that cart.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
And I'm looking around then first weekend of the month always,
and I'm looking around like, am I the only person
not counterfeiting money around here? What the fuck is going on?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
People are fucking throwing pop corn Cheetos in there, fucking
stacking up and that and that. You know, Bill An
empire is worth a food. If there are starving people
in America, you gotta fucking show me who they are,
because I did not see them on food stamps, not
a chance. In fact, the only people that I've seen
in Walmart using the food stamps were severely overweight, Holy shit.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
So overweight that when they read the description of what
was what it was on the Dorito's bag, they even
they even gasped a little bit half way.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
They could he hear them, I could he hear them breathing,
and movie.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Like their fucking throat and neck.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
They look like that fucking ed guy from fucking Fifty
Day Fiance or whatever. Just a bunch of those fucking
balls roaming around. And then they're telling their kids to
help them with their terrible decisions quick.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
In their electric wheelchairs grab mortaritos. They're like, ah, you know,
kids are hanging on grabbed the whole corral of electric wheelchair.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
That's how they got there. That's their car, Tony. You
can't talk about their house like that.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
The battery dies and they have to toe it with
another electric wheelchair.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
By the time you know it, they just they all
look like that fucking Blueberry girl from that fucking yeah
each other rolling around and should you know getting uh,
I'm not trying to fat, I'm just showing. I'm just
saying what I saw it, you know, today sort of thing.
You know, it was, it was, it was amazing, It
was amazing. The amount I'm looking at, like the chicken like,
I don't know. Yeah, the one says eleven eighty three,

(52:36):
the other one says ten forty. I guess I'll go
for the ten forty three one. Meanwhile, some fucking fat
bashard looks like he's never worked a fucking day in
his life because his stomach is hanging off from his
shirt and stuff. And I'm like, oh, man, I figure,
I see this guy in the fucking closed department over there,
because you know, you need a bigger shirt than what
you got on. But they don't give a fucking closed

(52:57):
stamp car, do they. They got he's got a food
stamp car ready to roll. So he grabs seven of them,
seven right up there, throws them in the cart, and
I'm thinking to myself, holy shit, that's probably just breakfast,
isn't it, you scumbag? Holy fuck. He was rolling around though, man,
he was he was loving his life, his arms would
his arms would not go down to his side because
his side had inflating himself. So he's kind of like

(53:18):
doing the fucking penguin waddle and ship. His hands are
just there, you know, just being wrists and ship just
working around.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
You know.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
It's almost like he probably needed fucking p did he beata?
They need to oil up the size of his door
just to shove him out the fucking door they strapped
to the top of the mini van or monster truck
or however the hell he got there, Sparky a visual
aid to help us out there with what I saw
today at Walmart. It's okay, the fat Nazi is stuck

(53:49):
in the pipe again, which is gross.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
And of course it's a callback back to Willie Wonka
in the chocolate factory of the German kid that was
stuck in the ship pipe. Yes, the little German kid
that was you know all as God was the first
one to say goodbye.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Yeah. The new theory on that on that movie is
that Charlie dreamt it all? Is that h did you
see that tone? Hear now? That Charlie dreamt it? Okay,
So the reason Grandpa Joe says.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
So I can see that as a Grandpa Joe dream.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
No, no, no, no, it's a Charlie dream, because he says,
he says, just let him have dreams tonight. Just let
him dream, you know, let the boy dream tonight. He
didn't win nothing, Just let him dream tonight. And then
he goes. He goes to sleep. He goes to sleep,
and he wakes up, and he fucking somehow mysteriously gets
He finds the he finds the thing in the fucking sewer.
He finds the gold thing in the stewer. This feels

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like a fever dream. And now Grandpa Joe can fucking
sing and dance. They got midgets fucking with orange faces,
a whole bunch of crap going on.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
This is a dream sequence, don't he. People are licking
the wall and shit.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Children are dying in this dream, stuck in pipes, blowing up,
burned alive, stuck inside a miniature TV woman throws him
in a person. This is a goddamn fever dream if
I've ever seen one. If Dorothy is dreaming the Scarecrow
and all that bullshit, Charlie might actually be dreaming.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Hear me out on this, because this should be interesting, right,
What if it is from the Grandpa Joe perspective, and
he's having the fever dream and he's just imagining himself
as a child working in the chocolate factory and having
all of these experiences by himself. Now he's always dreamt
of having a nice, nice, rich, you know, atmosphere and

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instead of the old person orgy that's sitting back home
for him, maybe he was just dreaming himself into the
chocolate business.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
The Grandpa Joe is just screaming himself into the chocolate
business after having no real passion for chocolate his whole
entire life. But his real passion is how bad is
life for Grandpa Joe and those three other people where
they're like, this is our life now we just sit
down there.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Like they're in they're in the old person orgy one
bed that they share.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Jesus Christ. I think his mom was like she was
like baking clothes, Like this was like it wasn't like
a bad scripture as like a book goes, but it
was just a bad prop set. They're like, do you
have any food for her to be cooking? It's like no,
but we have clothes, so just have her do that. Yeah,
And it's like, oh, Charlie's like, so can I help
you water with the wash? Now we're eating our fucking

(56:42):
our clothes tonight, fucking nutrients and then when you ship,
save your ship, and we're gonna sew it together.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
I've got shirt soup, got a button in my belly? No, no,
I don't want that. Oh but it's one cabbage. Oh
it's okay.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
You know what's wrong with all these foods? The dyes
in the cotton.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
You.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Uh Now, back in that time, they actually used to
wash their clothes with vodka. Did you know that did?

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Yeah? What a little waste of vodka.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Hence, therefore they were making vodka soup with the wash
in it. So maybe Grandpa Joe with a little drunk.
Grandpa Joe better be drunk drunk movie. Uh, Sparky, what's
going on there? What is going on?

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Mom? Grandpa Joe is scamming the Social Security benefits? Again?

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Look at me? I can dance and yeah that is the.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Uh yeah, God, speaking of movies, Tony, Yeah, I guess
are they doing a live Lelo and Stitch?

Speaker 2 (58:00):
So they do have a live Lilo and Stitch. It
just came out this past weekend and has already passed
the Books on its first day opening. Then snow White,
the live adaptation.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
My god, well, dude, anything good, anything good, anything good
that it's oh god, freakier Friday is coming up.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
What the fuck the Rock is in something? The Black
Phone too? What the Black Phone?

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Where the kid got kidnapped and the ghosts talk to
them through the phone.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
The Final milking is going on right now. It's called
The Karate Kid Legends, the Final Milking of the script.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
They have rung They've.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Rung the script out over and over and over again,
and they're like, wait a second. Jackie Chan was in
one of these, so let's do that again. I'm actually
looking forward to the Naked Gun MNEs.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
It should be interesting.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Yeah, that might be a nice little little take on it.
Avengers Secret Wars are happening right there, and then they're
gonna have a sequel to that called the Avengers Super
Secret War, and then they're gonna have a sequel sequel
after that, Avengers Super Super Secret War.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Devid it's Fantastic four.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
First Fantastic four. Oh yeah, I'm thinking twenty twenty seven
right there. Fantastic four. What a terrible script, you know,
it's just dude, people get hit with a ray in
space and now one woman can turn invisible while three
dudes just hang out.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Come on, that sounds gay.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Where's the woman? Oh she's here, she's just invisible.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Well, Box Office Bomb, Captain America, A Brave New World
will be coming out in two days on Disney Plus.
Mission Impossibel's coming out again. And then I think I
think snow White's out there Disney Plus soon as well,

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just because it's gonna go from movie movie release to
Disney Plus release sooner than they expect. As well.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Final Destinations Bloodlines.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
That movie's already out already.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Also Jurassic World Rebirth.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Why yeah, because because since since they killed off the scarlet,
which Scarlett Johansson needed a movie to be in. So
they asked her, all.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Right, so real quick. And I know you're a big
DC fanner. That was your origin of loving DC. The
new Superman movie worth it or not.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
It's not out yet, it's not not quite out yet,
but it is done and wrapped. Superman must reconcile his
alien Kryptonian heritage with his human upgrade up bringing as
Reporter Clark Kent, so they are going with a relative

(01:01:07):
reboot not a reimagining of the original script of Superman itself,
but they are bringing in a new villain to play
in there and as well as the dog, Crypto super Dog,

(01:01:30):
which I think actually might take more of the show
than Superman might. Why are they doing that with the dog.
I don't know. I only work here, but they have
They have quite a quite a few things coming out.
They have The Accountant to which should be interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
The Accountant to the Audit.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Yeah. They have Ballerina, which is the John Wick offshoot off.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
These are just occupations that are just naming, you know,
a construction worker, the taxi driver, the accountant.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
But Keanu Reeves is in that movie though he is
in Ballerina, Yeah, correct, because he's a trainer.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Every movie that that Keanu Reeves has been in after
The Matrix is just neo cause playing another life, he's
just he's always, in my opinion, he's always hooked into
the Matrix. It's like an ongoing joke in my head.
I can't I can't buy him as another character, even
John Wick, because John Wick is basically Neo from the

(01:02:40):
Matrix with a beard and a dog and a Marvel
backstory which was put into him by the Matrix.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Yeah. Now, the weird thing is that for the domestic
box office for twenty twenty five, it goes as this
rink one with a Minecraft movie at four hundred and
twenty one million dollar growth, followed by Sinners which was
two hundred and fifty eight million. Captain America Brave New

(01:03:11):
World came in at two hundred million Leelo and Stitch
is coming in at one hundred and eighty three million
opening weekend. Thunderbolts will have one hundred and seventy four million.
Mufasa The Lion King, dog Man Final Destination Bloodline. Snow

(01:03:32):
White comes in at eighty seven million dollars, but Sonic
the Hedgehog three actually only came in at eighty four
million dollars, so it actually came in lower than snow White.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Yeah, but that's that's a third movie, correct, And they're
just a third sequels, clipping just a little bit under
a brand new version of snow White. Yeah, that did
not want real l p's in there. That's what they're

(01:04:05):
calling them, now Tony LPs.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
They are LPs. Yeah. Did you know that Spark either
calling them LPs?

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
How do you feel about that?

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Hm?

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Whatever?

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
I think it's a cool I think it's like, hey, God,
it doesn't LPs here, what's up going on?

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Well, the reason why they can't call them little people
is because the TLC network has the claim on the
Little People Big World TV show.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Do they own that now they owned? They own the name?

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Is yeah? I think they own the name. So that's
the reason why they can't say little people because, you know,
because the TLC network, which is not associated with you
can't use little people because you're trying to rip off
an idea for our show.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Can we go back to midgets?

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
I think we should go back to midgets. I think
I think it's about time. Yeah, but you know, I
think that Gertrude Hawk owns midgets.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Can we go with s h Stunted humans? Stunted humans?
I mean we might start a new thing fun sized.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
I like, yeah, we're shaming anyone by any means.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
We're not picking people pointing at somebody like you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
There, you're short sighted, half a man?

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
How are you to tell me like they did in
the Game of Thrones? Yeah, you know, I'll be dumbed
if I have a huff Man tell me my way
around the forest here, that's pretty good, right, I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
You know what. Sadly, sadly, I do need to bring
us out there that Phil Robertson has passed away, the
dynasty patriarch, of course, Uh died it seventy nine years old.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Yeah, seventy nine is a good life, though, especially for
an old duck like him.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
I heard they were quacking for the uh, the entire ceremony. Well,
the only.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Duck that they don't mention in duck dynasty is uh
Gordon Bombay.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Yeah, that's true, that's true. I think it's because he
did the the the drunk dry flying V.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
Yeah, the Flying V, which, by the way, if you're
a hockey fan, is an illegal formation in every way.
You cannot do the flying V. They will blow the whistle.
They'll say, whoa fuck is this?

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Whoa why is your coach drunk?

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
First of all, Garden Bubba comes out, fucking Gordon Bubby
is drunk as fuck. The whole movement he never got sober.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Yeah, he'll be like, why did you do this whole situation?
They'll be like, man, I did a lot of co
back then.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
I don't know, so coach got us to huddle around.
It just drew a V so that's where you are,
and then started screaming quack quack quack, as.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
If you were pattern uh Kevin. Dam Ducks don't fly like.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Pattern geese sometimes yeah, yeah, or they do like the
check mark, you know, because some people you pick them
off or whatever. But yeah, the cornon bum Corn was.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Drunk the whole time.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
He's like, hey, no, Charlie takes a last shot because
I've been fucking his mom. Wait up, pull a fucking
you know Ernie from uh from Kingpin, you know. Sometimes
he'll learn still there in the morning, Cordon bum basement,

(01:07:58):
you know, and and maybe the rational people were like
the opposing team just because they were in black. He's like,
you know, Gordon, you know, it's a it's about time
you came around. He's like, you know what you did
to me when I was a kid. You said I
couldn't fucking he said I couldn't play anymore because I
missed the final shot. And he's like, I never told
you that you are drunk right now, sir. That never happened.
All of that never happened. I scored eighty six goals

(01:08:21):
in twelve games, also never happened. Do you know how
many goals you would have to score. Why would I
bench a player that doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Be better than win Gretzky.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
There would be no reason for me to bench. Sir,
you're drunk rack. I think he's been drinking right now. No, no, no,
And of course he goes to his old ski shot
person and he's got the stats all wrong too. He's like,
you know he's going, he's like pumping them up. He
might not even be fucking real. He might be Gordon
Bumbay's fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Drunk riding a Zamboni machine. He might might.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
He might be like the Tyler Darton for fucking Gordon
bum Bay, just like Sharpenings, because he's like, hey, I
can't believe you're still working here after fucking thirty years. Dude,
nobody works there. You wanted any new abandoned shop. You're
sharpening your own skis and shit. And of course you
know it's Minnesota justice too. Nothing against you, Minnesota, but

(01:09:10):
your justicism is kind of weird when it comes to like,
all right, black guy jail for life, d u. I oh,
white guy who played hockey when he was eight.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
Huh yeah, set free.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
I do have an idea for you, and it does
not involve jail. These are there's this ragtag kids over
there that need a coach. Now, you can drink while
you're on probation. It's fine, you can. You can do that,
totally fine.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
You know what was another sad passing this week? Kevin?
Who's that? We say? Cheers? Norm? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
George Went is Went?

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Now his wife who played uh in the show No No, No,
h rita Pearlman?

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
Right, George Went. His wife is not real Pride.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
What was that at the bar? He's just a server
at the bar. She wasn't his wife?

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Oh okay, I thought it was his real real wife.
And out in like real world.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
That is Danny DeVito's wife.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Danny's wife. Okay, you know what, very similar person. They
all look alike.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Georg George Went, very lovable figure. He had a very
long life, overweight constantly of course, but just just one
of the most missed figures of all. He hasn't done
anything in a long time, but he hasn't had to
do anything for a long time. He is what you
would call a living off the residual. He is not

(01:10:56):
to say, like, you know, you can live off the
residual off chairs but I was gonna put it as
a TV sitcom royalty when it comes to the character
of Norm. Cheers was such an impactful show that it
did have a spin off of Fraser Frasier not just
had one life, but had a second life around.

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
The second life around was deemed too terrible to keep
going because holy shit, they did it wrong. In my opinion,
Kelsey Grammar was way too involved to make Fraser the
character still look hollier than thou and the casting of
Freddie the kid was the guy that was way too
Hallmark movie good looking type and the they kept a

(01:11:40):
laugh track. Okay, that's how you know. Old producers were
in on this one. Old directors were in on this one.
But the the show was.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
Just it was a catapult for a lot of people
in that in that show.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Harrelson, well a catapult. I would say, yeah. For Woody Harrelson,
he was gonna be he was being pushed in in
that area anyways. But I would say the biggest catapult
was people started watching Seinfeld when Seinfeld came after Cheers,
so they put Seinfeld in that slot. And while Cheers
was close to Diane on the Vine during its second life,

(01:12:19):
Seinfeld was now the new powerhouse. The first four years
of Steinfeld was very stagnant, up and down. Commercials were
wanting to go towards that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
You know, well, they're trying to pull push Ted Danson, christiality,
Woody Harrelson. Uh, you know, just to mention a few
different names, inta a more you know, more forward position.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Yeah, And I give Shelley Long a lot of credit.
She she wanted you know there there's she played that
role so well to the point where we still call
it a Sam and Diane thing. You know that that's
still that's still a verbiage that's somewhat RECOGNI eyable when
there's workplace sexual tension going on. Oh, they got a

(01:13:04):
little Sam and Diane thing going on. And you know,
if you're not familiar with that, if you're not a
TV junkie, you might you know, called your work wife
or you're a work husband or something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
So she played that role to a tee on how
they wanted her to do it. And I give her
a lot of credit because when you're when you're all
the way up there and you say I want to
do something else besides this, she did it. Now, she
wasn't as successful as she was on Cheers, but you know,
she still took a risk and she bet on herself

(01:13:38):
as an actor, actress whatever, you have to continue to
do that, you have to want to do that. But
the damn popularity of the show always had her as Diane.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
It's tough. Steve Carrell.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
The only way that he could get away from the
character of The Office every movie he did, by the way, afterwards,
after the Office, after forty year old version, the only
way he can get kind of away from it was
hiding behind it gruel as Despicable Me. Those movies are
very watchable.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Fun.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
They don't get too whatever too series because it's a
fun cartoon movie for kids, and they don't get very boring.
But it's really tough. Ted Danson the only way he
can get away from the Cheers character is he couldn't
he tried. Becker. Becker sucked. I'm sorry. Becker was terrible.
Becker was a blonde joke, a blind joke, a fat joke.

(01:14:35):
That's all Becker was. He played a doctor who was irritable,
and the only person that ended up playing the best
irritable doctor was doctor House. Hugh Lourie did a perfect
job on that after Becker. I mean, Ted danzon Had
is always the man. He's always working, always constantly working,

(01:14:56):
so he's had other roles, but still he can't really
see him without just being Sam Malone from Cheers, that
being a big stable curby your Enthusiasm. He had to
play himself and everyone believed that's how he actually is,
because maybe that's how he actually is. Who the fuck knows?

(01:15:16):
No one's really to know. Larry David knew that he
couldn't come up, he couldn't act like anyone else, but
an obscurely exaggerated version of of who people thought that
he was, with just Seinfeld being a little bit of
a note of an idea and then just picking at
the idea and picking at it and picking at very

(01:15:37):
small gestures throughout Curb your Enthusiasm. And that lasted for
fifteen years, ten seasons or whatever you want to hear
A crazy fun fact.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Yeah, yeah, and this is going to end our show,
by the way, just because we were running low on time.
Do you know what particular TV show got a spinoff
from Cheers because of this actors role and recurring role

(01:16:07):
as a particular person on Cheers.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Sparky's got his hand up. We will get to him
for a Sparky, who is the thing?

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
Night court is correct, Sir, Night Courters correct.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Dana Carvey's character that came in with the magic tricks
in the con Man Attitude was.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
A recurring character, Harry Anderson. Harry Anderson, he played con Man.
Harry as a recurring role in Cheers, gave one of
the most prolific experiences as a shot under a hat.
And it was a hilarious little bit that he did.

(01:16:43):
And he said, I will bet you a dime that
I could drink this particular shot by not touching your
hat and having it disappear.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
No, no, no, no, no, it wasn't a dime. It
was it was he was a dime.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
I just watched it this morning. It was a dime,
spark Yeah, he bet him a dime. He said, I'll
bet you this dime that I could drink the shot
and I will not touch your hat. And uh and
who wasn't or not norm it was yeah, And he goes,
He goes, I bet you, Cliff a dime that I

(01:17:17):
will make this drink disappear. And he disappears underneath the
table and goes groop boop, glopop bloop, and uh, he
lifts up the hat and then takes the drink, and
of course shot disappears, and he goes, oh, I bet
you can't do that twice, and he goes he goes, no,
I bet you that I can make the shot and

(01:17:38):
disappear without touching the hat as well. And that was
and Cliff said that, and he goes, oh, okay, and
he goes underneath the bar. And then Harry lifts up
the hat and drinks the drink himself and puts the
hat back on the shot. And he picks up the
hat and he goes, oh, man, the SHOT's gone. And

(01:17:59):
then and the the older bar bar keep gentleman goes,
uh yeah, yeah, yeah coach. Uh he goes on yeah.
She's like, uh, well, I just lost ten cents and
he goes, nope, you owe me ten dollars for the shots. Yeah,
but it was funny. It was con man. Harry and

(01:18:20):
very off into night Court because he had such a
prolific role in Cheers. They said, wow, you're you're a
great actor, magician, comedian. Uh, we feel like you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
Can get this. Let them use his magic and everything
on Night Court.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
Yeah yeah, yeah, the uh night Court lasted for not
just one go around, but a second go around that
nobody I don't remember anybody asking season.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
Three and it just got canceled.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
Yeah yeah, So the so Cheers basically spawned throughout forty
year run. Yeah yeah, yeah, almost a forty year run
that didn't happen with The Cosby Show too much, because
there was there was some uh Cosby spinoff.

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
Raven Simone was the only thing that really happened from
the from the Cosy spinoff. But it is what it is. Yeah,
it's no big deal anyways, Uh, Sparky, where can you
find us? If you're looking for us?

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
You can find us on every single major streaming platform clean, iHeart, Spotify, Speaker,
Deezer cast, Box, Pocket Casts, you o reoil video, Google YouTube.
You can find our merch on on our Facebook home page.
And I think that's everything, yeah, meaning anything.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
You can find Kevin at your local Walmart.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
You can find Kevin at the local Walmart.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
I have that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
I have that look on my face the same way
everybody else has a look on their face like they
don't want to be there.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Unless Isles discounts for everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Or I'll give it a whole lif fuck is that
I'm thinking it that?

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
Like the fuck? Who the fuck? Yeah, anyways, I'm Tony Kazan.
Of course you ever love in Picasso?

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
I do that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
There is Guys, we'll catch you next Monday, ten fifteen
Instant Standard time. We'll catch it soon. Have a great night. Bye,