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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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a little bit of lag. Nah.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hello everybody in Facebook live land. We're the pod Guy's Podcast,
bringing it to you live as we do ten fifteen
Eastern Standard time. We're a tiny bit early.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
How about that early late. We're in the ten realm
right now, the ten realm.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
We are in the ten realm. I'm Tony Kaz Kevin Neary. Here.
Of course we have the ever loving Peaca, so the
freshest of haircuts, the Picasso of the manicure, and the
uh Monet of pedicures. Okay, last market.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
And Sparky says hi there on the big board, Tony,
happy Pride Month to yourself and to others and to everyone,
for Pride Month is a whole month celebrated for the equality,
inclusiveness and uh such natured situations.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Well, thank you, sir, Thank You're welcome. You know what
I asked that is much appreciated. As much as you think,
oh Jesus, there you go. As much as you think that,
uh you know that we should be the the pinnacle
of gay awareness here at the pot Guy's Podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
We always have been, Tony.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's true. It's true. But a happy gay month to you,
to you as well.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Find it is Pride month, gay gay awareness, not gay month,
no gay awareness. It is Pride month.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
It yeah, yeah, yeah, as in the full spectrum of gays,
all the gays, all the all the orientations of sexual nature,
well to whatever you may be. You know, Happy month
to you. A whole month, whole month.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Except I think they take a day off for Juneteenth.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
No, it's not even a day off. It's an extravagant
holiday that is uh celebrated with lots of parades and
even on June tenth, thin farting, So junent teenth.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Is kind of a you know, a significant deal.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yes it is.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I think they should take a day off for Juneteenth,
is what I'm saying. Okay, you know, with a little
bit of lag right now, but I think they should
just take a day off, you know, put the flags down,
and really, you know, it's a federal holiday. Joe Biden
made Juneteenth a federal holiday. Now, Sparky was completely against it.

(02:57):
Uh you know he's uh, he's that kind of guy.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
You know, I believe that.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
And when I say that kind of guy, I think
you know what I mean. And if you don't know
what I mean. I will specify for you. Sparky doesn't
like holidays.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
He hates holidays. Not a holiday guy. Maybe Sparky celebrates
Russian Christmas because he procrastinates regular Christmas. You see what
I'm talking about, Tony.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Very much true, Actually, Sparky, do yours still have your
Christmas stuff up in some way? No? No, yes, you do.
Stop it. You don't have to lie about it, Sparky
in order.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
To go skarky. Do you have a picture of Vladimir
Putin somewhere in your house.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Horseback you're drawn and half naked? No?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Okay, Maybe we're giving Sparky too much credit for updating
his house. Do you have Boris Yelson's phone know anywhere
in your house? No?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Damn?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Okay. Do you have Melosaviches picture anywhere in your house?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Great? Do you have Lenen's picture anywhere in your house
or Stalin?

Speaker 2 (04:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Wow, Okay, see this is the way I think we
went wrong.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
What kind of sleeper cell Russian agent are you, Sparky?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I know somebody swatted his house, would they?

Speaker 1 (04:40):
But Happy Pride Month regardless, Tony. To anyone out there
watching from the pod Guys podcast. We want you to
just be yourself.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
That's true. That's true. We like to celebrate all all
ages and ethnicity and ethnicities and gender fluid.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yes, a bunch of a bunch of heterosexual men and
women voted yes on Pride months and that shows unity
between people of all.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
And change and change and change.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
So anyway, when you think of June, think of your
gay buddy, you know, giving it to his other gay buddy,
just pride in a way, you know, really giving them
the old oh god, oh god.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Hell, give them, giving them the old skittles and bits.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, give them the old Lincoln log up
the crank right there, you know what I mean. Yeah,
the old splitter up the shitter.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
You know. Anyway, speaking of the old splitter up the shitter.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Banana in the boat.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Guess who's in the news against Kevin.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Who's in the news, Tony Blake Lively is in the news. Well,
what is Blake Lively doing on the news.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Well, she is apparently attempting to withdraw her claims against
Justin Baldoni.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Who the hell is Justin Baldoni.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Now, Justin Baldoni was an actor, uh in director? What
were her claims against.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Actually hold On, hold On claims, I don't need to
know the guy. What were her claims against him?

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Well, the claims of infliction of emotional distress?

Speaker 1 (06:29):
What the fuck? Wait you can super that? Holy shit?
How many.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Now they were in the movie? It ends with us,
that's what it's called. Okay, all right? So uh, Blake
Lively is attempting to draw her claims against Justin Baldoni's
intentional infliction of emotional distress and the negligent infliction of
emotional distress. The move comes after Baldoni's legal team sat

(06:58):
discovery that included her medical records in the efforts to
defend the It ends with us director against her claim
that she suffered severe emotional distress and pain on the
site of the film. She has severe humiliation, embarrassment, belittlement, frustration,

(07:22):
and mental anguish.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
What was the movie about?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Oh? Who doesn't really matter? It does because the bomb.
The bomb did the box office.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Okay, it ends with us? Okay, here it is. It
centers around Lily Bloom, who, after a difficult childhood, moves
to Boston and starts a new life, including her own business.
She falls in love with Ryle Kit and Kate, a
charming but abusive neurosurgeon, while her first love, Atlas Corrigan,

(07:59):
re enters her life, challenging her relationship with Ryle. Lily
must confront a cycle of abuse in her relationship and
make an impossible choice for her future, ultimately choosing to
leave Ryle and pursue a new life with Atlas. That
movie sounds like a hot, sweaty piece of fucking garbage.

(08:20):
Holy shit, Now I would I would have. I would
have some emotional distress after fucking watching it. Can we
sue her for her fucking for her part and making
this sweaty piece of garbage? So she had a fucking
she had a lawsuit against this dude and then didn't
now right?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Uh now didn't so her Her whole situation was that
the movie came out when Deadpool and Wovering came out,
and she was really angry at her husband, because of course,
her husband is none.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Other than got You Deadpool?

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Okaydpool himself? Yep, And and uh wait.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Wait, I remember this story a little bit too, So
wasn't wasn't he kind of trying to hook up with
Blake Lively a little bit? Okay? All right, So Baldini.
I'm looking at it right now. So he was trying
to he I first, when you're doing this kind of stuff, right,

(09:22):
you look at the competition, and the competition was Ryan
Reynolds Baldeen. He, being the man that he is, assumed
probably that Ryan Reynolds would be celebrating Pride Month okay
without his wife. Okay. So he was all about that

(09:44):
idea where he's like, hey, Blake, let's really study for
this role, you know, and.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah, let's a method act.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Well you're all your Ryan Reynolds prides himself, you know,
and uh and she was like it ends now, and
he's like, no, it's actually it ends with us. Yeah,
so we got to start before we can end anything.
Catch what I'm putting down here, you know, the yeah,
a little bit frustration, mental anguish. I'm I'm pretty sure

(10:19):
that if there was that much tension on set, they
could have just recasted or scrapped this.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Romantic thriller thing.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
You know, this movie plot has been done eighty different
times over to put somebody through the idea that they
have to you know, film it or whatever with this guy.
I don't know, I can't. It's kind of crazy.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Like the story went that they had a romantic interlude
and that they were heavily flirting with each other, now
knowing that each one was in a relationship at the time.
They they said on the set that Blake Lively had

(11:09):
emotional distress and like all of these others.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
The thing though, Tony, they tried getting at her therapeutic
they tried getting at her therapy sign therapy records, and
she was like withdrawal.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So, uh, she's withdrawing all of her claims,
but uh, she's refused the wayfarerst party's reasonable request that
the withdrawal of such claims be with prejudice. So she's
only willing to withdraw her claims without prejudice. In other words,

(11:43):
she wants to simultaneously refuse to disclose the information and
documents needed to disprove that she suffered any emotional distress
and also maintained the right to refile her i ed
claims at another unknown time, you know, after discovery, when

(12:03):
a window was closed. Now what that means is just
that she has more time in order to get more
information and more evidence, but the decks already stacked against her.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, at this point, he could Johnny Depp per Amber
Herd kind of thing and get her for a defamation
of character huge, which I would totally do if I
was in being that. You know, you're throwing all this
shit on my plate. And his attorney Price said, Okay,
you said that the emotional distress was so bad. We're

(12:35):
gonna need to hear from your therapist records. And there,
there's where, there's where, there's where the rub meets the road.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
If the therapist records don't show any emotional distress directly
involving him, then you got a big problem. Now you've
got falsification of h false false ally gations.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Sexual harassment and retaliation in the workplace, all of that.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
So I guess we're gonna have to stay tuned with
this whole thing because the it ends with us has
yet to end. And Sparky is right there on the
big board. Sparky flipped that around of little This one's
for the kids, right, Sparky. Sorry, Justin, my husband will
take care of you. Taste the rainbow. That's dead Pool.

(13:29):
That's Deadpool on a unicorn priding all over Baldi. Justin Baldini.
He has got a unicorn doing the pride is coming
out of the unicorns all over. Yeah, all of the
unicorn's horn. I think that's what it's called a horn, right, Yeah,
that's a horn. Yeah, that's what we're gonna call it.
It's it feels like it should be called a horn.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Well, another one that you put out there, the Tony
is a flight attendant arrested after reportedly being found naked
and dancing during flight. Now, this sounds like she got
on the wrong plane.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Maybe at some point in time.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, when you're ordering a stripper Graham for your buddy's
bachelor party, get her on the right plane first.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
It's probably true.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
It feels like that should be the whole story right there.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Well go figure. It was on British Airways flight from
San Francisco to London. By the way, no way flight
attendant has been arrested after allegedly being high on drugs.
High on drugs, how dare and dancing naked in a toilet,

(14:56):
in a toilet, in a toilet, It says.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
How short was she? She wasn't like she was in
the bathroom then.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Right, I don't know, Maybe she was trying to flush herself. Yeah,
But according to reports, the incident took place at thirty
thousand feet in the air at a time when the
steward was meant to be serving meals to passengers on
the British Airways flight from San fran to London last
Monday or last Sunday. I'm sorry. The forty one year

(15:24):
old is said to have been arrested upon touchdown and
heathrown in the UK on a suspension that he he
by the way, oh it was a male, that he
was unfit for duty, with reports claiming he had been
taking drugs at the time. Of course, his absence during

(15:48):
meal time was noted by staff, who in turn reportedly
located him in the business class Club World cabin toilet.
So he was in the toilet and in the business
class getting high on some cocaine. Yeah, dancing in the toilet.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Now they are not going to charge him, am I
right on this? Because it's Pride Month, right correct, Yes,
all right, all right, I'm just making sure no one
is being discriminated against because of you know, now, if
this was done in May, you know the rest away,

(16:27):
but Pride Month must be.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Justin timberlakem and just say it's gonna be May.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
No, I thought justin Timberlake was also celebrating Pride Month.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
It's true, Sparky, throw that thing around, buddy.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
What do you got, Sorry, sir, if you are not
on the list, you can't get in the club, the
Mile High Club. Look at that.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
That is true.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, what drug do you think is to blame for
this one? Tony? I'm gonna say either molly or ecstasy.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
I'm gonna say a shiploader cocaine.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Cocaine, Sparky, what drug is to blame? Crack crack? All right,
all right, Sparky says crack. Tony says cocaine. I'm saying
either ecstasy or molly. Comment down below, or you think
what you think the drug is to blame for the

(17:26):
airline attendant.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Stewart Mail Stewart, Stewart Male.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Stewart, Stewart, Stewart strip.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Club in the business class bathroom.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Oh, business class flight attendants.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
They're not called Stewart or stewardess is anymore.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Oh my god, we did that during bride. Weren't canceled?
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Now the funny thing is that they ripped him out
of the business class bathroom. They threw him in first
class passenger pajamas and then tied him into a Lutch
receipt for the remainder of the ten and a half
hour trip.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
As a punishment.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
As a punishment doesn't sound so bad, right, That doesn't
sound bead at all.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Actually, oh oh god, well, we there is a there's
a big rumor going around Tony Wow, I'm ready. So
it looks like Made in Manhattan is uh hanging out

(18:34):
with the Field of Dreams there. Jennifer Lopez was spoted
in New York City trying on wedding dresses. Looks like
that rumored Quickie summer wedding to Kevin Constner may actually
be happening. According to Spilling celebrity tea, whoa, the comments

(18:57):
are really racist stuff. These are the fun one ones,
Dona Lush says, are you kidding me? I thought Kevin
had better taste than Jenny from around and around the block.
That's changed my opinion of him. Thought he would have
learned something from his last divorce. As for Diddy's girl,
that woman collects rings and wedding dresses in record time.

(19:19):
She must have the record of most wedding dresses, says
Dona Lush. One reply to that, Jackie Neves Gablin says
to Dona Lush, another one that believes everything on social media.
Fendar Clark says, I wonder if her goal is to

(19:39):
be married twenty times before she passes.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
I think we should sing these in the version of
Queen for Pride Awareness Month.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
I don't know if we I don't know if you have.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Surprised Kevin, Mary Jell he is ever stopping now.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
This is obviously not a real story. Okay, yeah, this
is this is just a big rumor. But Tony, there
are like thousands of freaking comments here, a ton a literal.
This is Jennifer Collins Monroe saying that, poor man, why

(20:23):
why would he want to do that? She's blowing her
own rep these days and she needs to act her age.
That'd be nice. Wow, Jennifer, what the fuck are you
talking about?

Speaker 2 (20:40):
By the way, one of the greatest actors of all time,
Kevin Costner, is now portraying the best boyfriend ever.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Oh god, the uh? I did see him tear up
when they were showing Whitney Whitney Houston montages throughout the
the Oscars or one of those award shows or whatever,
And that just shows you how strong the cocaine was.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Because that's true.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
You look at Whitney Houston, you you get PTSD fucking
flashbacks to your coke parties. Your eyes just tear up
like an onion. You know, Sparky what he got there
on the big board of their pal You.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Get more looped up than a P Diddy party?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
What is that in the coin? In the Cornfield? Taco Street,
Oh Street, corn Street corn Susan Ray says she should
just give up on marriage altogether. Marriage is not a game. Yeah,

(21:47):
and I did put down as the subject to taco
in a baseball.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
That's true. Yeah. Now, honestly, who thought that she would
get back she would get together with Kevin Costner? When
who was it? Aaron Judge?

Speaker 1 (22:03):
No, Tony everyone thought this. First of all, everyone thought
this Costner just got divorced Ben Affleck just got just
divorced j Low. So this kind of makes sense because
they're both failures at marriage at the same time while
being close to celebrity status. And then they get sat

(22:23):
together at an awards show and they appeared to be
having a fun time. Obviously that oh dare they be
happy together? They're fabvious. That means they're gonna be married,
you know, yeah, yeah, oh god, oh well, you wouldn't
made the news on our podcuyt podcast page. What's that.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Little Randy, Little Randy, little Brandy. Now you may be
saying to yourself, who is little Randy?

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Who the fuck is little Randy?

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Randy the guinea pig?

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Oh my god, yeah he did.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
It, actually made some news, made some headway. And believe
it or not, Randy the guinea Pig is a fantastic
story and trying to Randy is one of the most
popular guinea pigs maybe ever, and that is because what

(23:24):
he has done is so legendary that his story goes
viral every other month since twenty fourteen. That's right, Kevin.
If you said twenty fourteen he's been alive, you'd be
saying you're right. In jolly old England. It all began

(23:44):
in an animal park where Randy lives in an all
male enclosure separated from the only female only female ones. Now,
this happened a little while ago and a male g
pig named Derandy escaped his enclosure in Hatton County entered
a female only area, resulting one hundred pregnancies and an

(24:08):
expected four hundred babies. That's right. He became a viral sensation. Kevin,
if you thought that that was the highlight and the
unexpected consequence of a guinea pig's great escape.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
I like, I like the comments on this story. All
around there. Josh b puts down clapped one hundred cheeks.
Once he broke free, it went clapping cheeks, Tony, what
do you think about that?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Clapping hamster cheeks?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Uh Mowammie knack a Himba says that child's apport money
about to be crazy. Sparky there with the picture.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
In China, mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
What the fuck are you doing? What we got? Meanwhile,
at the p Diddy trail, So, Randy, what did you
do at the freak ops?

Speaker 2 (25:23):
He testified, damn it, this is what happened.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
This is what really happened, Tony. There was no enclosure
that it's a government psyops story. Randy was really impregnating
women at the Diddy freak ops. That's true, and this
is what himself.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
This is what.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
No, Tony. He impregnated women at Diddy freak Ops. And
years later, these half breeded guinea pigs with humans turned
into Diddy's rats and they routed them out.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Damn rats.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I know, it's amazing, these half breed guinea pig humans humans.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well if you thought that was scary,
holy crap.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
I was afraid. I I was on the edge of
my seat.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
There man terrified for a gay Awareness month. God Randy
with guinea pig stories of clapping cheeks.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Randy is clapping everybody. I like the I like the
New York Post one. Uh where. Now we have known
as human monocyclilar local blah blah blah, potentially daily bacteria
found an invasive tick for first time in US. This
is gonna make RFK.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Look Ticks are the words. I had one, and look
at what happened to me.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Just the bathroom crack line.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
I ship in the woods after I attacked a bear
with my bare hands.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
I took a cold rune in a's blood. I am
not the age.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Now, officially they found this in Connecticut, and Connecticut officials
announced Tuesday that they confirm the first US case of
the invasive longhorned tick carrying H e H, a bacteria
capable of causing a potentially deady, deadly disease known as
h M human monocidic or lichiosis.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah, the disease initially caused the syndrome such as high fever, chills,
and fatigue. A few weeks later, ter after an infection,
According to officials with the Connecticut Agricultural Experiment Station, so
if you find yourself having all of the lime disease
uh symptoms, you probably got bit by a tick. Oh

(28:19):
and guess what you probably have lyme disease.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Yeah. This is the reasons you don't go camping. It's
a bad idea. Stay in the city where the the
only way you can get a tick is if a
rat comes into your house and you carrying ticks and
you get like the black plague or something like that.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah, hence how the black plague started.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Well, at least you're not gonna get sick on the
you know. I think besides that, this is this is one.
This is a Sydney sweetie shocks fans by selling creepy
and disgusting product made with her bathwater. What the fuck
is this about, Tony? You're the one post of this ship,
you weird bastard. I saw this and I was like,

(29:02):
what the hell is going on here? Fans of City
Sweeney happened left shaken as the star launches a creepy
and disgusting product. If you've heard of Gwyneth Paltrow's Infinitius,
this smells like my vagina candle. Brace yourself for what
the handmade's tail star has got in store. The twenty

(29:23):
seven year old TV star has created a new product
she says has come straight from her used bathwater. Sweeney's
bathwater bliss was Doctor Squash has made a batch of
five thousand bars for sale, and if you doubted whether
it's ingredients are made up of any old water, each

(29:45):
bar apparently comes with its own authentication sort right degeneratesity.
It certifies that it's made from her bathwater. Announcing the
bizarre bar of soap, which is marketed as Men's Natural
Soap Bar, Sweeney said, when fans started asking for your

(30:06):
bath water, either ignore it or turn it into soap,
or or ignore it, or ignore it or ignore it,
ignore it. I'm gonna push that button one more time.
Ignore it. If anybody asked for my bath water, I

(30:27):
would fucking ignore it because it's the easiest thing to ignore.
It's an absurd thing to say.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Now, let me just say this. Now, in the world
that we live in, you know of course we have
only fans. We have foot finder, they have uh, you know,
every every type of kink that you could think of
out on the interweb nowadays. Some people pay high money
for it, some people pay no money for it. And

(30:57):
I admire her game in order to get the money
for it. I admire it.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
I do.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Now. The only reason why I say that is because
what other person do you know sold I think it
was a thousand bottles of her bathwater on OnlyFans. There
was somebody who did that.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
That Daphney won that, that Bellaphane. Yeah, she was the
one that She was the one that started the whole
bathwater fucking craze because she would do these tik took
videos where she's dressed up like an anime and uh
and ticking her feet in the bath and the bubble bath,

(31:46):
and guys were going crazy for it, commenting how much
for that bath water?

Speaker 2 (31:57):
She made millions.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
She made a lot of money off and I don't know,
I don't know the exact amount, but I you know,
it's it's something that you're gonna have to take to
the country club with you and say, oh, I made
money on my own bathwater. Because the level of perversion
is at an all time high in the world, you know,

(32:19):
and Sparky's got his pride friendly pitcher coming up here,
of course, Pride Friendly. It is the beginning of Pride Month,
Tony's favorite month to play. Songs by Freddie Mercury, True

(32:39):
what you got? Hold on? I got a bag of
cheese sauce for Selena. Oh I need nachos. Okay, Now
that's the kind of batty solid. By the way, that's
the kind of bathwater you want, cheesy bathwater, Selenawa, Yeah,

(33:04):
Selena Gomez bathwater. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Oh that'd be great. You can dip a chip in that.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Yeah, and get like one of Benny fucking Benny's hair
in there.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
I'm like that. Oh yeah, the ones that look like
straight pubes.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Oh, onlypubes dot com.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Only pubes be awesome.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
By the way, Belle Delphine, uh. In twenty nineteen, she
sold her jars of bathwater online for thirty dollars a bottle,
and she made a couple hundred grand from that imaginary bathwater.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Now that's whose game you should be respecting there, Tony.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Belle Delphine, she's another cute, beautiful woman who uh you know,
had had some selfers affecting game and knew how to
knew how to market things. Yeah. Now I think that uh,
you know, of course man to put it in a

(34:15):
good way. I mean she, uh, she knew how to,
she knew how to do things. Sidney Sweeney should be
a self respecting, a list celebrity who shouldn't quite sink
that low in order to get money.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
I agree, I agree, I agree that she shouldn't be
thinking this low this quick.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Yeah, and I feel like it's going to set a
bad precedence for herself, you know, being a little bit
more creepy and disgusting. As far as the product placement
for Doctor Squatch. Now, Doctor Squatch has already made their
money as well for the soap market as far as
organic products and natural not natural soaps for men. But

(35:05):
I feel like it, you know, it's a niche, niche
market and people will people will pay for it.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, they're telling you that soap and the Doctor Squatch
commercials on Facebook that you see, they they say basically
that soap, are you smelling a certain way is going
to get you laid and when in reality, you could
smell like nothing good and you know, have whatever that

(35:37):
flight attendant was on and probably achieved the same thing.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, that's definitely true.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
They're using sex to sell soap, and their targeting audience
is around fifteen to thirty five.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Yeah, people, that's perfect. It's a perfect audience.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
People that still find you know, sex to be uh,
you know, a thing to do all the time and
chase after women and all that nice craft of Yeah,
of course it's Pride month too, so the doctor Squatt
should be doing something for Pride month. Maybe a rainbow
maybe a rainbow bar that smells like Elton John's forehead,

(36:19):
you know, something like that, just a suggestion.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Yeah, yeah, Parky spinning around, what do you got meanwhile?
At my house?

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Okay, I got a bottle of rose water and some
cases of bottled water. Whose name could I use? Whose
name could I use?

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Smells like roses.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
I think what Sparky is alluding to, ever so curiously,
is that this is all a scam. Tony, No, yeah,
I think it could be a scam.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
I think there.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
I think they're scamming people saying that it is actually
that you know, you're right, Let's let's believe that it's
all true.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Let's believe that it's real bathwater with real of course
it's a scam. Who cares.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Here's the twenty twenty challenge right here, twenty twenty challenge.
Look wholesome, then look like a crackhead. Here you got
you ready for this picture? Look wholesome, and then look
like a crackhead. All right, I'm flipping it around here, Tony,
are you ready?

Speaker 2 (37:29):
I'm ready? Wholesome to crackhead the twenty years old?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Good lord God, Amanda Bines, Amanda Bindes there, dare you?
What happened to you?

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah? Actually she just got married again?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
What to who?

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Yeah? I believe it was in the news.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
No, I thought she got a tattoo for her ten
year celebration of her friendship with some guy something like that.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Now what the hell was it? Uh man? I could
have sworn it was something. Now I know she had
the tattoo thing. Maybe it was. Maybe it was the
tattoo thing. Maybe I'm wrong, whatever.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
It is, what it is, it was the tattoo thing.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yeah, yeah, and you know she is not.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
She has not been selling bath water though, because that,
Tony would involve taking a bath.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Oh oh wow wow. Speaking of celebrities in the news,
Greta Thunberg is back in the news, buddy, Gretta Thunberg.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Ow dare you?

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Are you ready for this?

Speaker 1 (38:59):
How day?

Speaker 5 (39:00):
I'll tell you the world is ending the world as
we know it, and.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
You people, yo. She reminds me of a She reminds
me of like a a fucking diabetic girl that got
the golden ticket to Willy Wonka's fucking you know bullshit right,
you know, And they're like, hey, eat some candy. Motherfucker.
You know you're here at Willie Wanga's chocolate factory. Eat

(39:33):
some candy. And she's like, I'm die big, Oh tell
you I can't candy? Yeah, And you're like, why the
fuck did you come here? Then? What's wrong with you?
What the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you
come to a chocolate give the fucking golden ticket to

(39:54):
somebody else? Then, you jerk. She to have been somewhat
aware that she's being used and lied to. Either that
or she's that's fucking stupid, You're being used and lied to, Greta.
This is how you solve global warming, Tony. And this

(40:16):
is the only way if you want the water levels
to go down, Start killing the fucking whales by their
weight alone is lifting the water up. Take those whales out,
throw them into fucking space.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Preserved pounds of fish a day, thousands.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Of these fishermen. Have you ever run into a fisherman.
They're not smart enough to overfish the fuck out of everything.
It's not gonna happen. These guys can't do it. Mathematically,
it can't happen. I would blame the whale before I
would blame my fellow human for killing all the fish.

(40:56):
You take those whales out. My math is right on
this one. You take those whales out of the ocean,
you'll see the water levels start to uh, you know,
go down.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Oh that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Instead they're raising. Instead, the water levels
are rising.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
You should stop fat shaming the fish.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
A fat shame mover. Want to do.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
What I like?

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Hell I want, I'll do all the things the What
is Greta in the news for this time, Tony Well.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Her and eleven other activists, Yes, that's right. A flotilla.
A flotilla of twelve activists, including Greta Thunberg, our setting
sail on Sunday afternoon for Gaza and the Gaza Strip,
aimed at breaking israel siege of the devastated territory.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
What the fuck.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
That's right. If you said, let's put a fourteen girl,
fourteen year old girl on a flotilla, I'd rather.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Than going to Willie Wauka's chocolate factory. At least then
they're picked off one at a time. These kids are
gonna get themselves killed.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
With eleven horny men on a flotilla. That's right, a
small ship with just a rudder and an electric motor.
Oh my god, that's where they're going. They're going to
the Gaza Strip.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
What a field trip that is right there?

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Here's a fun fact for you. It's a cartoon. Magical
school Bust never went to the Gaza Strip. That's a
fucking cartoon, Tony. They won't even go there in the
land of fiction.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
That's true. That's actually true.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Greta wants to go to the Gaza Strip. My hat's
off to her.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Good for her. Maybe at least somebody is trying to
do something at the Godzas Trip.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Maybe that's where the global warming was the whole time.
Maybe that's what happened now. There is no doubt that
when you throw pollutants into the air, the air becomes
dirtier and tougher to breathe. But there's also no doubt
that if we are one one thousandth of a tenth

(43:30):
closer to the Sun, temperatures will change.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Is that true?

Speaker 1 (43:36):
That is yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:37):
I feel like you're making it up.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
That is a real fact. Is that is the realest
fact I could throw to you. And while we're going
around the Sun at such incredible speeds, for that to
happen and for it to be a solar flare from
the Sun could increase temperatures and cause dramatic shifts to
the whole entire ecosystem that we are so lucky to

(44:05):
be a part of. On a volatile planet, Tony, this
could change temperatures as well. Platelets, platelets shifting under continents
can move us to where the weather actually was before.
Parky with the board, I am Queen of the world.

(44:27):
Do I get extra points for using the shuffleboard? Battle?
But it's going on there, Sparky.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Grinathnberg on the flotilla.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Oh okay, beautiful, beautiful, God, I love it. This is
what makes the podcast great.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
You know that.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
On that note, we made podcasting great again, Tony.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
On that note, you'll never believe who made the news
this week. If you said Magnus Carlson, you may be
saying to yourself, who's that?

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Who is that?

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Sparky? You know who Magnus Carlson is the Is he
a strong man competitor? No, he is the last least
strong man of all of his things. But a competitive
he does something competitive, so he's not a strong man

(45:38):
Competition's not a strong man by any means.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
I can't hold on real quick. She already looks kidnapped.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yes, Magnus Carlson is the number one ranked chess player
in the world.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
I saw that.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Yeah, yeah, yes, Now you know Magnus Carlson. He actually
got beat this week.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
He was in j D.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Gukesh won his game against the number one Magnus Carlson
in Brown six of the Norway Chess Competition of twenty
twenty five, where Magnus Carlson made a fatal mistake in
uh in movement and Goukesh stomped him into the ground

(46:29):
and then then Magnus like he beat the board in frustration.
He was like, oh, I'm trying to flip the table.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
I saw that. That's that's a that's a tough thing.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
He's number one for a reason.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Yeah, it's it's a tough loss man.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
But he's a dick. Like he's he's just like the
straight epitome of a dick.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Well, I've never I've never heard of like, Oh, by
the way, he's a chess master and he's an amazing
he's got an amazing personality. Normally people that are just like, uh,
freakishly smart like that are driven to be a dick.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Name one nice chess player.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Can't name one? Yeah, you can't do it, Bobby Bobby Fisher.
Bobby Fisher was like, well, is he like a Russian
asset for a while? The Russian's like, we good, Bobby Fisher,
we win the war, Like, what the what are you
talking about?

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Well, he was very antisemitic also, Bobby Fisher.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Yes, there's a lot of anti Semitism going around online
right now, and I often think of this anti semitism, Tony.
Are the Jews to blame? Wow?

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Wow? Are we going? Are we going down that road?

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Are they the ones spreading the anti semitism? So that
way people know that it could exist? Hey, every now
and then I hold a dirty potato so people know
the potato famine was a thing.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
I'm Joe an Toni.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
I give all of my food to the English royal
family and then tell my family we can't have any food.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Do you know what just hit the news lately and
it was kind of funny. The Russian President of Vladimir
Putin made an outcry to both the United States and
to its fellow country Bulgaria. Bulgaria because there is a
potato famine in Russia right now.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
There is.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Swear to God, it's a real thing. So there's such
a potato famine in Russia right now that they asked
Bulgaria to help them with trade imports, and they've asked
the United States to help them get those trade imports
for special privileges on the ceasefire.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
This this feels like a yeah. This feels like Donald
Trump is no longer necessary for any more negotiations. He
has got through his big, beautiful bill, almost done with right.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Yep, one beautiful day at a time bill.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
If the bill doesn't get passed, taxes will going up
sixty eight percent. Who's ever seen Who's ever heard of
the number? Sixty eight percent? Who's ever heard of that number?
I'm thinking to my did you hear that quote, Tony,
He literally said, who has ever heard of a number
like sixty eight percent? Motherfucker? Are you serious? It's not

(49:59):
it's one. It's been a good time, it's not an
impossible number to think of, like, oh man, sixty six,
sixty seven percent, whatever is after that? I just fall
off the edge of the fucking earth. You know, no
one jumped, no one fell on their asses when he
said the word is sixty eight percent. And he's you know,

(50:23):
that was not the fatal snap of percentages. Add that
to potato famine, and you're not gonna get anywhere with
these peace talks. But Tony, I could be wrong. Maybe
the one thing that adding Donald Trump into a room
is everyone wants to agree to get the hell out

(50:45):
of there because of the nonsensical bullshits of ramblings. Wow,
he's gonna be he's gonna be double talking, and he's
gonna be double talking a little something like this. Ukraine,
you're Craine. You've been nothing but bad. You've been You
treated me very badly. You looked at me, disc Putin,
you're a wonderful man. Stop bombing though, la la la,

(51:08):
going on and Putin's going to be thinking him thinking
to himself the whole time, like I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you on horseback, takes off his
shirt but just holks out, well, you know.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
What, I find kind of amusing. And you may, I mean,
you may agree or disagree, but terrified tourists run for
their lives as Mount etna A rumps, sending gigantic plume
of ash into the sky. And uh, I find it
a little interesting.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
That.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Uh in Italy, of course, in this where this volcano
is erupting, people aren't fucking going anywhere. They're all standing
there with their cameras watching this volcano erupt volcano live,

(52:12):
thousands of feet of plume and ash just shooting into
the sky. Everybody's like this, Wow, that's amazing. Then they
ran for their lives. Most horror struck visitors were seen fleeing,

(52:35):
while others stopped on the way down the gravelly slopes
to turn back and photograph the film, photograph and film
the eruption. Fucking run, don't be an idiot. Don't stand
there and then complain later that you didn't have time

(52:58):
to run.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
I don't know, if I don't know if they're they'd
been complaining you know here. Remember Katrina, the hurricane that
devastated the whole state of Louisiana, and people were told, hey,
you have to evacuate, and a lot of the poor

(53:22):
people were like, we don't have a car.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Can you give us anywhere?

Speaker 1 (53:26):
And they're like, you got to fuck off on all
that we told you, get out. That should be good enough.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Yeah, And they built they built rafts inside their house.
It's true. They built they built canoes and rafts and
little huts inside their house so that when the water
would come by and almost wash every all the houses out,

(53:52):
they would have something to float on while that water
rose up.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
That makes sense though, Yeah, of course I'm gonna hate
them on that idea. Yeah, the but the Italians just
uh no, excuse God, damn.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Oman to mea helouig for.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Me, okay, you know. And Sparky's got some volcano news.
He was actually there during the time.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
M I can only imagine this eruption.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Hey, what's the matter? You run quick a picture?

Speaker 2 (54:41):
One Italian grandma stopped to give him the uh the
old Italian horns. What are you doing at the now?

Speaker 1 (54:52):
What are you doing next to the volcano? I'm giving
you my mama's.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
A sauce, My mama's gravy.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
I'm throw him a couple of tomatoes and a little
bit of pepper. They're literally making pasta inside the volcano,
inside the volcano. Oh, why do you think of the
volcanoes is so hungry? Why do you think the volcano
is so angry because of the volcano so hungry? Whenever

(55:24):
invited it the family?

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Now, Kevin, how long? How long do you think an
eruption takes of a volcano?

Speaker 1 (55:37):
A week?

Speaker 2 (55:41):
How about a couple of days to a couple hours? Okay, So,
in the days and hours leading up to the eruption
of Mount Etna, people were warned that they were going
to explode, that the mountain was going to explode at
any time.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Did they do the Italian thing and sacrifice one olive garden.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
One olive branch, one bridge, one bread stick, keep.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Feeding it unlimited bread sticks. It's still hungry. I don't
think it's working. They finally get to the bottom of
the volcano and the volcano says, your princess is in
another volcano.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Here's the funny thing. Here's the funny thing. Look look
at these people. Okay, that's the explosion behind them, and
that's people running away from the explosion. That's how close
they were to a explosion that they were uh saying

(56:50):
is coming within the next hours slash of days, they're told.
People still went up the mountain and they were like, oh,
we're gonna check out the volcano before it explodes.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
It's a dumb bastards man, who.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
The fuck is stupid enough to do that shit? Like literally,
you're you're you're like, oh, well, now let's go check
it out. Well, you know, it'll be all right.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
The same people that came over here and said, hey,
this is a government. It's a take care of my taxes.
What if we were the government, didn't we took up
the things describing the mafia.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Watching The Sopranos for a little bit and it's it's
it's a real I like the show. The acting is
on target all the time, but it's just like the
escalation of anger over over nothing comes real quick too,

(57:56):
and I mean real quick where she's like, I told
you I want salami, and then they pull their guns
and start shooting each other, Like what the fuck. Sparky's
got something there on the big board. Sparky, Oh, my
golling that. Oh no, the volcano killing a Sonny.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
No, it has to sleep with the fishes, sleep with.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Volcano. I've gotta health. You can't refuse on that note,
Marlon Brando. Fucking see, this is why you can't. You
can't have Italians evacuate a situation.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Yeah, that's probably.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
It turns deadly every time.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
All right, we got to end our.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Show, end of the show on that note.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
S Parky, Where can you find us that we're looking
for us.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
You can find us on every single major streaming platform
including iHeart, Spotify, Spreaker, Deezer cast, Backs, pocket Cast, ge
Oreo Book, Live Video, Google YouTube. You can find our
merchandise on our Facebook cam page.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
I think that's that. That's everything, right, that everything? I
think so, I think that covered everything. I think that's
pretty solid.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
We've got some great guests lined up for next week,
the week after. It's it's gonna be a lot of fun, Tony.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
That's not true. Yeah, we probably do. No, we do.
We definitely do. Guys, tune in, share, like comment below.
We'd love to hear your feedback. Of course, we're the
pot Guys Podcast. I'm Tony Kaz Kevinary. Of course you
ever love in Picasso Marky. Guys have a great night. Bye.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
You got it a no respect, no respect. It's like
a buckat. I's gotta know he dropped the coast. I