Radio From Hell for March 22nd, 2024

Today to wrap up our week we have Sean Means Movie Reviews, Have Another Drink with Jimmy, Dave the Flower Guy, and more!

Episode Transcript

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And that one. The entire populationof SLC so thrilled that Carrie chose.
Well, it's a holiday for forCarrie, for Shatner. Anyway, SLC.
If you're doing the secret Contest,the thing you do is SLC just
that's what you do, secret condof SLCO. And by the way,
if you're wondering what the damn secretcontest is, I finally streamlined this.

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You go to X ninety six dotcom and now it's just right there.
You'll see this big fold of thisas secret Contest. Click on it and
it'll tell you how to win.It's not much of a secret if it's
right there on our roadside where thereare no secrets here in Milton, all
right, because on this day,SLC, please don't tell me Shatner doed
no no, no no, sayinghappy birthdays to myself. Man, that's

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a good song. And and Ididn't I never knew who was singing there.
I know Jackson, it's Joe Jackson. Well that was Joe Jackson doing
back up with him. Oh yeah, singing the duet with Shan he he
and somebody else arranged that entire albumwith Shatner. I was just reading a
review of it. But it doesn'tmatter who it's by. But it says

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about one minute thirty seconds into thesong, Joe Jackson joins in, and
the pair of them have a sortof ebb and flow duet. Sometimes they
divide the lines up between the othertimes they sing the same words in their
own style. I can't say atthe same time, because Shatner's pauses render
any perfect timing impossible. Even buteven when they're singing together, the pitch
and volume is perfectly balanced so thateach distinctive voice is audible. It's almost

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like there's a whole song going onunderneath, and Shatner is just adding his
own effect into it. The wholesong is performed in a manner that compliments
Shatner's style, rather than forcing itinto a format that makes it sound ridiculous.
Isn't that Joe Jackson right there?Well, in the original come here,
that's pull right. If you gotthe original, common people, I'll

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be honest, it's not as good. I agree, I do agree.
And if you carry because there's somesome sort of energy that I know that,
I mean it's shatnering on the jokeof himself. I mean, I
think I mean, I know thatit's kind of not to be entirely taken
seriously, but that's a damn finepiece of music with Shatner and Joe Jackson.
Now who put it together the record? The the Shatner, Joe Jackson.

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It was Joe Jackson and somebody else. I want to say Ben Folds,
but that doesn't sound right. That'swhat I kind of thought too,
though. I mean, this isgood. These are great songs. Yeah,
the lyrics, that's that's what makesit great is the lyrics. But
the way that it's performed is not. It lends itself to that weird spoken

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word thing that he does. Wantto see it's not it's not. I
mean I like that he does atBowie. Doesn't the Bowie? It is
Ben Folds carry it has been Benodoes it? Shanner do the David Bowie
song as well, the which oneis it? He does many of them.

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Well, he does rocket Man lastnight. Now, this is this
is Doctor Demntal material. This isright. So this is just William Shatner
thinking he's being really artistic and itjust blows. This is Doctor Demento show.
Right here is a kite. It'sWilliam Shanner's birthday. If we hadn't

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made that clear, how old isShatner now? Carey three? God?
And I heard somebody talking about said, I just worked with Shatner on a
prodcast and he was sharp and onon point and hit you know, the
marks, and did everything he neededto do. Oh my god, please
don't tell me Shatner now, mistertambourine man is really the best. Well,

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there's there's so many when at theend when he's screaming, mister tambourine
man, it's a joke, misterTavorin man, carry you know. You
know what I found. I wasgoing through my records at home because I
have like a I'm like a hoarderfor vinyl, and I don't even remember
when I bought it, but Ihave Leonard Nimoy a record from him.

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Fear my god, he did hada hit with that. I have to
bring it in. Okay, here'sthe stream again. Oh that's and he

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thinks it's he thought that that now, he claimed later on No, No,
I I knew that it was overthe top. And do you suspect
that he was I'm serious about that? Oh no, I'm fully certain he
thought he was going to bringing theshat Shatner genius to these songs. Did
did he not have? Did henot? Did he? Was there too
many yes men surrounding him at thetime. I would think exactly, Oh

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no, this would be great,this will be great. You can do
it. You get a platinum recordwith that. Let's do it. By
the way, I am not GeenaBarbaria. I'm Todd Duke and I'm back.
Thanks for letting me participate. Iguess Katie didn't. I guess Katie
didn't get ahold of you last nightto say, don't bother coming back?
So this is kind of awkward now, yeah it is. Look I'm here
now, So you didn't get him. See. I was going to play

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this song For's birthday, but Ichanged my mind at the last second.
Here we go. I love thatcommon features. I want to go to

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work when I hang with Captain Kirk. If I had my way, I've
made I've had an advanced look atFrank Christ's list of celebrities today. Yes,
it's all actors who have appeared inmovies with William Shatner. Excellent,
And I went through Shatner's filmography yesterday. Have you got Kingdom of the Spiders

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in there. Well, yeah,you know it's it is not on the
list, But why did you bringthat? I watched that maybe a year
ago because I remember seeing it atthe roy Theater when I was a kid,
and we just you know, lovedthat movie. And I found that
on one of the streaming things,you know, and I was just terrible,
just awful, and I and IGod, though it was great.
Now watch the Mystery Science Theater versionof it. Now. When Shatner was

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was a young actor out of Canada, you know, he was contemporary and
friends with Christopher Plummer. Yes,great Shakespea an actor and Canadian actor.
Uh he he was really. Shatnerwas considered to be a brilliant young talent
and he was very good in alot of things. Well, if you

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watch those two episodes of the TwilightZone he did, yep, he's very
good in those, especially the onein the diner with the with the mystic
seer, you know, where heputs pennies in it. He can't move
because the mystic Seer won't let him. You know, he's afraid he's gonna
die or something. And then theother famous one is a terror at twenty
thousand feet or whatever it is.Right, there's a man on the wing,
a monster. It's a monster outon the wing of the Okay,

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I have I have that action figurethe monster of the of Shatner in that
episode. I remember him hosting likethat Rescue nine one one show which was
we used to watch that all thetime my wife and we first got married.
But the best, the best WilliamShatner TV show was a failed show.

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I think it was on one season. It was well, I don't
even think it finished, didn't finish. The salled Barbary. It's called if
you can Find Guy. I'm sureyou can find episodes of it on YouTube.
He he He was a master ofdisguise. And you know that's how
they got it. Yeah, thatyou know that's how they got it.
Will you to do a TV seriesand you're a you're a master of disguise,
You're gonna be playing all these differentcharacters, yes, acting, and

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he was all in yep. Forthose wondering that song about William Shatner was
a band called Warp Eleven who areplaying their final show soon, which is
truly tragedy. I didn't know theyplayed They had played any train anywhere.
They play all the time. Oh, but they're playing the last show.
They'll be playing at the Golden Corral, just next to the salad bar.

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It's it was a San Diego they'rebased out of San Diego anyway. William
Shatner's birthday. So there you go, Bill, as we call it now,
we did we just fart around.We did that. This has been
farting around with Carrie, Bill andCheetah on X ninety six radio from Hell.

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All right, we're gonna take abreak here and then we'll come back
with your check ins. Yep,do that six twenty one. Let's get
this over with. I think Iagree with that for sure. Do that.
Use that phone number eight seven sevensix zero two ninety six ninety six.
Check in with us right now.And you know you can wish William
Shatner a happy birthday or if it'syour birthday, mate, you share a

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point two percent of full. Youshould yeah, you should still have time

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to catch it. It says here. It sets today at six thirty seven
a m. And it was greatin the sky. Then it'll be a
full moon on Monday. Let's bearthat in mind. But today it's a
waxing, gibbous moon. Today beingFriday, the twenty second day of March.
In the ear of our Lord JesusChrist. Twenty twenty four, it's

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International Seal Day. If you likeyou know, is it a seal or
is it a sea lion? It'sa seal, a seal, and it's
a day for all of you seallovers out there. It's National Bavarian Crepe
Day, a tempting pancake like dessert, which is made from flour. It's
usually filled with Bavarian cream and thentopped with fruit, glazed chocolate and whipped

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cream. We'll take two, thankyou. It's talk like William Shakespeare day.
Oh I thought it was like Williams. Well, you got Kerry excited
for a second. Hang on,good God eyes. You know it's okay
for you to pause too while we'rebeing excited. It's okay for you to
let me let me just you know, okay. It's talk like William Shakespeare

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day. And it's also talk likeWilliam Shatner day because it's his birthday.
And so let me combine the two. Two be or not to be?
That is a question the god,please don't tell me Shatner died, and
there was there was the cutest thingis when you talk like Williams. And

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I saw Kerry like this this hejust he just it was this physical like
who like It's both it is bothShakespeare and Shatner. Uh and and you
ought to see Shatner do Shakespeare sometimesboldly going where no morning show has gone
before. It's the Radio from HellShow starring the Lords of Morning Radio.
Kerry Jackson, I'm handsome Bill Allread. Todd Newcomb is filling in for Geena

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Barberry Katie for short. Is ourproducer, Macy is the wonderful assistant we
have in the producer's booth. Andis the dog asleep? I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, there you arego, Baxel. Dan got excited
again when I walked through the becausehe usually sees me later in the day,
but when I'm here at this ungodlyhour, whoa, that's what tires

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him out. He sees you,he gets excited and he goes, I'm
gonna go late. Well we did. We went, and he knows where
I keep my treats because I lovethe puppies. Can I have one?
Yeah, I'll bring in the dogtreats if you're sure there's plenty of them.
Check ins now eight seven seven sixoh two nine six ninety six,
or you can text us three threenine eighty six, but use the phone.

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Come on, why don't you peopleare texting? Second mandatory overtime Friday
in a row at work tonight,ug Calgon take me away? Zaane checking
in? Is Todd excited? Jimmythe wine guys here this morning? Sure,
maybe he should bring me coffee becausewine after getting up. But you

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know, three thirty, we'll seewhat he has for us. You never
know. Let's see Bill just saidthe next great Utah word of the day,
gunna, instead of going to gonnagonna, Yeah, I'm gonna ron.
The carpenter is adult coloring today.Let's see a good friend of the
program, Alison Sabo checking in forMurray, didn't know Shatner covered Common People,

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which is a great song. I'mgonna have to do a Shatner deep
dive tomorrow while I'm clearing my house. I have somewhere. I'll have to
find it. Shatner rapping Caesar theShakespeare, really, yes, rapping it
that I would like to Yeah,it was. It's in one of my
favorite movies called Free Enterprise Cardboard.Chris checking in in the voice of Francis

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from Peewee. Tomorrow's my birthday,and my father says I can have anything
I want, and I want thesauce list. Finally, Oh well,
we're not here tomorrow. No,and I'm sorry to report that the sauce
List has been lost to the ether, lost all the way with moving moving
cubicles. Yeah, I just it'sjust got erased somehow. Let's see Johnny

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be checking in. It's been alonger than normal week. I am ready
to have a I think he meanspint. Well, no, a pin,
put in and start today's drinking withJimmy the wine guy. Okay,
all right, we got somebody onlineone Carrie. All right, let's go
to Jeremy. Jeremy in West Valley. Hi, Hey, how are you

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guys doing this morning? Very well? Thank you? What is up?
I am driving to Saint George thismorning in a in a big rig,
in a diesel, and I justwanted to say hi to you guys.
Tell all my fellow listeners please bekind to people in big rigs, because
it is not always the case.Not not not to get too personal,

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Jeremy, but how big is yourrig? It's big. They call it
a train, so it's a it'sa diesel truck. And then I pulled
two to Laura, double trailer.Is it against the law to pull three?
I know you can pull three thelie. I've always just done it

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too. It doesn't seem safe,No, it does not. School doesn't
seem safe. Two doesn't seem exactlyall right, thanks Jeremy. I have
a great day, you guys,and thanks for letting me listen. Be
careful on the road there. Ialways wanted to try driving a big rig,
but mitched the finance guy. Checkingin from Pleasant Grove for all the

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people out there complaining about things inlife, full of hate, full of
hate of all things against their beliefs. In the words of Shatner, get
a life, Okay, Murphy herefirst night as my backup lead position comes
into play, and I dropped afive layer palette of liquid laundry soap and
the third level of the racking system, you know, yeah, right,

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checking in Waking up with my grandkids, Florida, CNN, Hope Everyone's Friday?
Is that great voice to text?Is not your friend? Hey?
Carry can you play the drop ofShatner with the kid defending Captain Kirk against
Han Solo? I could find thatone that's in that Free Enterprise. But
do we have a bunch or doyou have a bunch of Shatner drops?

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I do, I'll have to digthem up. They're all in the library
and they're with the sauce list essentiallyLands from Vineyard, checking in, Candace
and Ogden, Meg the musician,Damon the intern checking in ogden oscar and
terre Haute, Cindy checking in,Crazy Cat Lady checking in. There you

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go. Plenty of people. They'rejust not calling Carrie. Shouldn't you be
celebrating Chris Pine's birthday, not Shatner'swell, because Pine is my captain Kirk
as far as I'm right, Butthere is only one William Shatner, Yeah,
even though he's a dick. WellTodd had the vinyl. But because
on this day. In nineteen ninetythree, Depeche Mode released their eighth studio

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album, Songs of Faith and Devotion, which, yes, so many great
songs, and it was the albumthat kind of sort of caused the band
to have a lot of trouble duringits recording Alan Wilder, who eventually left
the band after the ensuing tour,He was kind of tasked with doing much

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of the studio work. Dave Gonestarted messing around with drugs and really got
himself into a bad spot during thetour. So yeah, but still a
fine album. H His vinyl's prettyhefty too. That's the one hundred eighty
Graham reissue. Carry Oh that's why, because I'm one of those od it's

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reissued and remastered, and they pressedit on a thicker vinyl instead of the
cheap stuff that they used to use, you know, back in the day.
So this is like, you know, for idiots like me that want
to throw down forty bucks for analbum that we already have on CD,
I want it on vinyl now.So that's well, you've got it.
Here we go. Hey, I'ma vinyl hoarder bill all right. By

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the way, you can hear thatsort of stuff every week after noon three
o'clock with me Todd dukem Todd starttable. All right, we got Big
Boy News right now. Then rightafter that, it's Frank christ Presents.
They're fine, They're just fine.It's our dead Celebrity game. I'm going
to give you a list of fourcelebrity names. Three of those celebrities are
fine, they're just fine. Oneof them dead. Pick the dead one
correctly, you will win, uh. For Frank Chris. We're going to

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be giving away tickets for Newfound Glory. They're showing up on the twenty second
of October at the Depot. Thosetickets are on sale now all the concert
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checking where every feature comes standard.Learn more at Utah First dot com.
Killian Murphy Good News is now confirmedto return to Peaky Blinders. They're going
to do a movie. According tothe creator, Stephen Knight. The movie
is set to begin filming in DigbethLocke's studios in Birmingham in September and will

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be set during the Second World War. Speaking to Birmingham morl at the premiere
of his new BB show This Town, Stephen Knight confirmed that the Irish actor
would reprise his role of the gangsterTommy Shelby. Knight said of Killian Murphy,
he is delightfully excuse me, definitelyreturning for it. We're shooting it
in September, just down the roadin Digbeth. The news comes after Murphy

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shared his enthusiasm for the project earlierthis month, telling The Irish Star I've
always said that if Knight delivers ascript that I know he can deliver because
he's such a phenomenal writer. Iwill be there and play Tommy Shelby again.
Murphy did, however, mention thathis career may have aged, adding
or his character may have aged.If we want to watch fifty year old

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Tommy Shelby, I'll be there.Let's do that. That's were you.
You didn't watch Peky Blinders, right, No, No, I didn't.
It was a fascinating, fascinating series. Fascinating although you need subtitles to watch
it. Now, this is astory that we're sort of associated with.
This this murder story here on theRadio from Hell Show. Over five years

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after the bodies of a Utah couplewere found in the Arizona Desert, authorities
say that they have finally identified thekiller of Jerry and Susan mcfalls. Really
yeah, you remember their niece,I believe called us and talked about this
case on the air. It wasalso featured on one of those unsolved you

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know, murder shows on TV dateLine or something like that. Back in
January twenty eighteen, family members reportedthat Jerry and Susan mcfall's were missing from
a home in Littlefield, Arizona.Inside the house, deputies with the Mohave
County Sheriff's Office found the couple's phones, money, medications IDs, along with
their pets. I think there waseven like cups of coffee had been poured

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and were sitting on the table.Following a month's long investigation, human remains
were found in a shallow grave inthe Virgin River Gorge between Saint George and
Beaver Dam. Susan mcfall's was positivelyidentified, her husband not positively identified until
some time later a couple of yearslater with the use of DNA analysis.

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Now, despite the bodies being discovered, law enforcement made no arrests, although
people were pretty sure they knew whodid it, Kenneth Jeane Snyder. Following
interviews, a witness told detectives thathe had seen mister Snyder shoot and kill
the mcfalls after a fight, aftera verbal altercation. They were always having

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property disputes with this guy. Ithink he was a strange fellow who he
had fences with skulls on the fenceposts and around his property, things like
that. Now, this witness claimedthat mister Snyder first shot Jerry, then
shot Susan, and then took theirbodies and dumped them in a shallow grave

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by the Virgin River. According tothe Sheriff's office. The witness claimed Snyder
had threatened them the witness if theycalled law enforcement, that's why they had
not spoken up. Through search warrantsand new evidence backing up the witness claims,
it was announced Thursday that the detectiveshave determined that Snyder was in fact
responsible for the death of the mcfalls. Now, Snyder, he's not around

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anymore. He was shot and killedduring a domestic violence incident on June first,
twenty twenty three. Uh So,no arrest will be made, but
they they now know who. They'repositive now pretty sure. They're pretty positive
that he did it. Wow,and it brings some closure. The mcfall's
family release the following statement and fiftydays we struggled through this mess of searching

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for answers, they finally came.No more waiting, no more persecutions,
no more lies, no more wastingvaluable resources, no more trials, and
no more wondering what happened. Thankyou so much to so many who continue
to believe that in Jerry and I, with your love and support and prayers,
it's definitely a bittersweet ending. Wedefinitely could not have stayed as strong
without all of your support. Finally, and we can close this chapter and

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move on to the next in ourlives. Thank you, thank you,
thank you. All right. Anaircraft landed safely at North Las Vegas Airport
after losing a door mid flight wasa Boeing. The incident prompted the Federal
Aviation Administration to investigate the plane,A single engine diamondto DA So it's a

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small plane landed safely at nine totwenty am after losing the left rear passenger
door. There were two people onboard of the plane at the time.
No one, thankfully was injured.Small aircraft. Man. Things are really
going to hell in Haiti. Imean not going. They have gone to
hell in Haiti. Haiti is onthe brink of collapse as armed gangs lay

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siege to the capitol, but agrizzly group of vengeful locals are fighting back
porta prince, a city dubbed themost dangerous city on Earth, has just
become even deadlier as vigilantes are nowhunting down the gangsters, burning and mutilating
them. Several gangsters were killed dismemberedand dragged through the streets and set on

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fire by citizens in Petion v onWednesday. The Haitian vigilante justice movement it's
called Bois Calle, appears to beexperiencing a resurgence. Bodies are filing up
on the streets of Hades Capital,which is engulfed in an all out civil
war between these warring gangs, aweak police force, and citizen led death

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squads. Thousands have been killed thismonth amid widesbury reports of murder, rape,
arson, kidnappings, after some twohundred merciless gangs who rule the capitol
streets, sparked a new dawn ofviolence. But the citizens are fighting back
against the gangs. The police can'tseem to do anything. Yeah, those
stories like that, it makes mehate myself just a little bit because here's

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you know, that's going on,and here's my world. Tomorrow, I'm
gonna go get my hair colored.Yeah, I hope, hope she has
the right color of blue that Ilike. No charge is going to be
filed in the death of next BenedictFelsa County District Attorney Stephen A. Cunns
Viler said on Thursday, Benedict diedon February eighth, and the medical examiner
ruled their death a suicide. Asummer report released already. The full report

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is being released March twenty seventh.Benedict died one day after a fight at
Ouasso High School. There's been anoutcry locally and nationally following their death.
The vigils across the globe paid tributeto Next. The DA's office set in
a release, the fight started aftertwo groups of students attending in school suspension
antagonized each other in the days leadingup to the fight. Conzweiler said none

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of the students reported this to theteacher or school administrator. Witnesses said the
fight in the bathroom lasted less thana minute after Next Benedict poured water over
two girls after comments were made abouthow Benedict laughed and the girls presumably did
not care for Next Benedict being inthe girl's bathroom, and that's but Next
Benedict was just trying to live theirlife and be their authentic self and was

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really not hurting anyone. Now.A number of abortions performed in the United
States last year has gone up sincethe Supreme Court struck down Roe v.
Wade. Really yep, so itdidn't work. Eh, it does Now
I might have something to do withthe next story I have here how the

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unregulated sperm market is creating an onlinebaby boom. I don't know. And
finally, finally, this, forthe first time ever, doctors have successfully
transplanted a genetically edited pig kidney intoa living human being. It's a pig
man, Jerry, it's a pigkidney. They say it went well,

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the patient is doing well, andthey but it was weird. They say
that the kidney will probably only begood for two years. Oh okay,
I saw pig kidney on the WarpTour a couple of years. All right,
that's it. Sports weather, traffic. Sports was a bad day for
BYU basketball in the NCAA tournament.They got their well O the Butts character.
It was just kind of a heartbreakingloss. Ducane beat them seventy one

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sixty seven, and the first timeDucane has been in a tournament I heard,
like since nineteen sixty five. Ilooked up how to pronounce Ducane yesterday
prep for the show, and I'mlike, oh, it's like dou Shane.
So that made sense to me,our hope really rests on the Utah
Uts women's basketball. They're in theNCAA Tournament. They've got a game against

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South Dakota State Saturday night. TheU of You men's team is in the
NIT they beat Irvine earlier in theweek, and they've got a game on
Sunday night against Iowa. The Jazzlost yesterday. They're going to play Houston
tomorrow night. And this is cool. Back in nineteen eighty four, BYU
football won the national championship and Iwas, you know, like fourteen back

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then, so that was like andI was all into BYU football. I've
since changed my ways, but anyway, it was cool. They won the
nineteen eighty four national championships, sothey got a number of the old players
and coaches from back then. Andthere's a documentary the BYU TV is going
to put out later this year,and they were doing like a Q and
a panel like last night as Utahever won the national football and BYU is

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not going to ever do that again. So oh and if you want to
be and when you start thinking aboutit now, if you want to be
a high school football official, weneed you. Email Todd at x ninety
six dot com and I will getyou in touch because, believe it or
not, our training will begin inAugust. Really, yeah, so we're
getting there, all right. Weneed high school or even even a youth

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conference, even the youth league.We need we need, need, need
officials because sometimes you have bad experiencesand you don't come back. I do
it if it wasn't from a bumfootright, Oh, Frank, Frank Chris
is here in the studio. Didyou check on William Shatner before you came

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over? He? I didn't know. He's fine, He's just fine.
How's his hair piece? Oh?It's you know, he's one of those
new ones. He didn't check onhim though it's surgically installed. Now I
need one of them. Frank christhas joined us in the studio. He
is a grim reaper. He's thereaper specifically of the souls of precious,
precious celebrities, which breaks his hard. If you had one, Frank,

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you can hear him whimper there,Frank. In your previous life, and
I know you're kind of secret ofabout this, but were you a funeral
director by Jess? No? Iwas not a lot of people think that,
but no, Frank is tasked withreaping the souls of the precious celebrities,
and he joins us every weekday toplay a game. We call Frank
Chris Present. They're fine, They'rejust fine. He's given me a list

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of four actors. I do alittle research on them. I determine.
I show you there's one dead actoron this list. The other three are
as. He says, they're fine. The contestant has to figure out who
the dead celebrity is and who dowe have? Michelle Michelle, good morning,
How are you? I'm yes,you are, Michelle Michelle. If
you identify the dead celebrity on thislist, you will win Newfound Glory tickets,

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right Todd, Oh yes, indeedthey're gonna be here October twenty second
at the depot. Get the detailsat X ninety six dot com. All
right, Michelle, because It'silliam Shatner'sbirthday. I don't know if you'd heard.
Yeah, oh you didn't know.Huh. Well, these actors,
these four actors have been in movieswith William Shatner. Okay, so here

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we go. Number one on thelist. Lawrence Luckinbille, an actor,
playwright, and director most known forwriting and starring in one man shows based
on the lives of President Roosevelt,Ernest Hemingway, and famous American defense attorney
Clarence Darrow. He started his careerin early soap operas on TV, like
The Secret Storm Which Is No LongerAround. He played Sybock, a renegade

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vulcan in Star Trek five, TheFinal Frontier, starring and directed by William
Shatner. Number one, Laurence LuckinbillNumber two, Sally Kirkland. She was
a member of Andy Warhol's The Factory. She appeared in more than two hundred
and fifty film and television productions duringher sixty year career. Kirkland had roles
in Cole Feet, Best of theBest, JFK and Bruce Almighty, among

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many many others. She appeared withShatner in Big Bad Mama, Number two,
Sally Kirkland, Number three, PattyMcCormick. She was a child actress
when she appeared in The Bad Seedon Broadway and in the film version,
for which she was nominated for anoscar. She was Helen Keller in the
original Playhouse ninety production of The MiracleWorker. She played Jeffrey Tamber's wife on

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the show The Ropers, and shewas Pat Nixon in Frost Nixon. She's
with Shatner in the high school dramaThe Explosive Generation. Number three Patti McCormick.
And finally on this Lee list,Grace Lee Whitney. Whitney was the
original Chicken of the Sea mermaid character. Chicken of the Sea has used the

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mermaid as its mascot to the present. You know, ask any mermaid you
happened to see? What's the best? Two Chicken of the Sea of the
Sea. Even Frank knows that now. She Her movie debut was How of
Wax. She was cast as amember of the all female band in Some
Like It Hot. She was inover one hundred TV shows, including Star
Trek as Yeoman Janis Rand and That'swho She plays in several Star Trek motion

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pictures with William Shatner. Number four, Grace Lee Whitney. All right,
Michelle, which one of those actorsis dead? I think this is the
last one. Grace Lee Whitney,You're right. She died at the age
of eighty five in twenty fifteen afteryears of struggling with alcohol. Grace Lee
Whitney, Yeoman Rand got sober andcontinued to be a Christian evangelical. She

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continued to be alcohol free and tellher death congratulations, Michelle, You're gonna
go see newfound glory. Thank you, You're welcome. Hang on the line,
somebody will tell you what to do. Oh Grace Lee Whitney or Yeoman
Rand justice for Janice shared that weirdbraided basket here. You know there was

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a cup under that? Is thathow they did that? You know an
awful lot about Grace Lee. Iknow an awful lot about our precious,
precious celebrity. And she was thechicken of the sea mermaid. I had
no idea. Has anyone seen AndrewLloyd Webber? I know I'm gonna go
check on him, and if Iif I accidentally slammed the lid of his
piano down on his fingers, pleaseforgive me. Goodbye, everybody, Goodbye,

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goodbye, Frank, See you Monday. I hope, I hope Frank
stays the hell away from Susan AnneSully from the Human League's today. She's
only like sixty sixty one, Okay. I like my new waivers. We
need them around forever. It's abig deal for me. Sean means brought
to you by the sponsored feature.Uh no, should be all right,

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Yeah, I would think, Well, here he is Sean Patrick means he
is from the Well he's he's fromWashington, but he works at the Salt
Lake Review and as a culture editorsl trib dot com. And he's also
a movie reviewer. You can findhis reviews here on the radio and at

(35:06):
movie cricket dot net. A wholecash of them. I would assume.
All Right, nice to see you, Sean. Let's get right to it.
Okay, Well, we've got fourmovies to talk about, but three
I actually saw. I didn't getto see Immaculate, which that is Sidney
Sweeney as I've done. Yes,that's that's the one she's been promoting heavily
so, and it's horror and stuffI did. I did not get a

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chance unfortunately. Okay, we willtalk first about Ghostbusters Frozen Empire. This
is the fifth movie in the Ghostbustersfranchise. Yeah. I have to say
I've only found two of them reallygood, and one of those I'm apparently
not supposed to like or even remember. I'll remember it for you. It
was The Old Girls, and itwas really good. It is the one

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with the girls. Why are younot supposed to? Oh, because the
fan base has decided it it itdoes it ruined their childhood or something or
other. Ever, Yeah, Ithought it was funny. I thought it
was colious, and all of themthey were all great. Yeah, okay,
So this one picks uf picks upright after Ghostbusters after Life, which
was the last one, right,yes, which introduced us to the grandchildren

(36:14):
of the late Egon Spengler, thebrainiest of the original Ghostbusters. Uh.
They've moved to New York, ofcourse, because that's where the ghosts are,
and that's where the firehouse is,because we have to have the firehouse,
uh, the original headquarters for theGhostbusters. The team is the kids
Trevor played by Finn wolf Hard andPhoebe played by McKenna Grace, who's the
brainiest of the current group, alongwith our mom Cali played by Kerry Koon,

(36:38):
and their old science teacher Gary playedby Paul Rudd. And Gary is
dating Kelly. Now, all right, it's official, and there's yeah,
there's there's there's a lot of backand forth about whether whether he can be
considered a stepdad now or not.And it's yeah, it's it's awkward.
Okay, that's that's what passes forhumor here. The new Ghostbusters are getting

(36:59):
support from the old crew. Youknow. Winston's atamore, Ernie Hudson is
is there, is there, benefactor, he's he's super rich. He's looking
good. He's looking good. Hisassistant is Janine any Potts. She's back,
she's fine. And we have DanAykroyd who's not looking quite so good.
Yeah, he's getting up there andand eventually eventually, and it takes

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forever to get to Bill Murray.Yeah, he's he's he's like the other
one, the only You're lucky youshowed up at all. Well, there's
that. He's like two scenes basically, and so far, so far,
I'm on board. Okay. Well, and a lot and and a lot
of characters are back from the fromAfterlife, which you have to be reminded
that that's who they are and they'rethere for the The other returning character is

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Walter Peck. This man has nodick. This was the the guy who
used to work for the E pA. Was trying to shut down the
Ghostbusters. Yes, now, WilliamAtherton, who also also was the guy
in Diehard that bunny to do youa punch At the end, I know,
I know who will the reporter.Yeah yeah, So now he's now
he's the mayor of New York.Oh no, And and I think to

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myself, how does somebody that unlikabwill get elected mayor of New York?
But then I remember Giuliani was mayorfor a long time. So yeah,
and the new guy is, ohyeah, not very well. And and
so once again he's he's back tryingto bust the ghost Get Get Get the
bus Ghostbusters shut down most of thestory. Much of the story here revolves

(38:29):
around Phoebe, who, at fifteen, is told she's not allowed to be
a ghostbuster because the child labor lost, which which she thinks she's the best
one. So it's hard for herand she's the most dedicated, so but
she she winds up befriending a teenageghost Uh just you know, okay,
Like you know, it's at work. You made people. It's a thing.

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The reason I'm hesitant about talking aboutwhat's happening in the movie is because
it takes forever for anything to happenin the movie. It's I got so
bored. It's an hour before youget to Bill Murray. It's an hour
and a half before you get tothe big bad Yeah, the final boss
level. So it's all just setup. It's all just set up.
And I referred to this as callbacks. The movie this is, uh,

(39:15):
you know, who are you goingto call back? Is essentially on here
callbackers. Yeah. The one goodpart has been kind of Grace as Phoebe.
She's oh yeah, yeah, She'sthe only thing that's fresh and interesting.
Everything was the best part of AfterLife. It feels like it feels
like there's a conference room somewhere inHollywood where they all decided that referencing the
old movies is the same thing astelling an actual story. I was bored

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out of my skull on this.Wow one and a half starts one and
a half. It's in theaters.Just follow the people who are wearing the
khaki jumpsuits. All right, Problemsta. This is a movie that is too
whimsical for its own good. It'sdirected by a first time director, Julio
Torres. He's a former Suray NightLive writer. He wrote, directed,

(40:00):
and he stars as Alejandro. He'sa Salvador and immigrant in New York who
wants to be a toy designer,and his toys look like out takes from
a Demitio Martin sketch. He loseshis job in New York, where he
was monitoring an artist who's in acry agen chamber, and without the job,
he has thirty days to find anew sponsor so he can keep his
visa, or he has to moveback to El Salvador. His best hope

(40:22):
is the frozen artist's wife, thesuper demanding art critic played by Tilda Swinton.
Alejandra tries to help the critic,but when one problem is solved,
two more tickets place. Her nicknameis the Hydra. Oh it's like she
can be complaining about one thing.If you fix that, then two more
things. Papa. The problem withthe problem HEAs for me, was that

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it's like many movies made by firsttime directors where they try to stuff every
idea they've ever had into one moviebecause they don't think they're going to be
able to make a second movie.Ah okay, yeah, I can see
that. And I said in thereview that this is what you would get
if Wes Anderson were a gay Salvadoranwho who had about a buck fifty to

(41:05):
spend. Yeah, but you gottill this one. Yeah you got.
And that's the best part. Tildais the best part. And I mean
how many times have we said thatover the years, because she can do
anything and do an She's really funnyand a little tragic. It's it's it's
a great, great two and ahalf and a half for problems. Well,
then let's get to the one I'mreally curious about, late Night at
the Double. This is for Katie. I think this is This is her

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movie, Late Night with Double.It's kind of a found footage horror movie.
We're told that we're watching a tapeof a transmission of a live talk
show from nineteen seventy seven, andit looks very authentic. It looks like
an old Johnny Carson kind of thing. And they really they really get the
look down really well, the style, the clothes and the style and the
and the and the obnoxious sidekick whoyou know, the sycophant sidekick and on

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the host is Jack Delroy. He'sseen his ratings in free Fall. He's
trying to goose his ratings on Halloween. He wants to get up to Carson's
ratings right and with some tabloid.He wants some tabloid having stuff. A.
First he has a mentalist on whodoes his bit, and then he
has this magician turned skeptic who aimsto prove that the psychic is a fraud
and Carson used to actually do that, has the Amazing Randy, the Amazing

(42:13):
Randy to go against the mentalists orUry Geller, Ury dellery Geller, and
also what's his name of the Canadians, there was another one I can't remember,
Crescin. Yeah. Uh. Thingsthings get a little weird when the
menalists feel some evil vibrations somewhere inthe studio. And then we get to
the main event. Jack Jack hasbeen dating a parapsychologist, we find out,

(42:35):
and the parapsychologist has a She bringsin a patient who's a thirteen year
old girl who grew up with adevil worshiping group who all died in the
house fire. Okay, that's thesetups. You buy the premise, you
by the bit as already to thisone. And and I feel she may
be carrying a demon maybe maybe,And you don't know what's happening this This

(42:58):
is directed by directing written by thesetwo brothers, the Karen's brothers. I've
never heard of them before. They'repretty, they're new, they're good,
and you want to It's like,Okay, I want to know what the
next thing these guys do because theythey obviously are really good at what they're
doing. They get the atmosphere,right. It really does feel like in
an old seventies kind of that's right, and then when it flips over into
full horror, it is just terrifying. It's really good. Really the best

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part. The guy playing the hostJack. The actor is David dust Machim
does Malchian. I know who heis because my kid is falling in love
with Gotham and what he plays theessentially the penguin, right, Yeah,
he's he's good. He's over thetop in Gotham. Yeah. You've seen

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him in a lot of things.He was in the Atman movies. He
was one of the guys in thegroup. He was in Suicide Squad,
he was in the first do firstpart of Dune. He was in Oppenheimer
somewhere I can't Oh, yes,he was. So he's he's one of
those guys you recognize in the museumand here he just owns it. He
has this genuine attitude of the smarmyHollywood you know player trying to and and

(44:05):
then and then facing dark eternity,which is just you know, it's really
great performance. Three stars for LateNight with the Devil. It's playing at
a few theaters around town starting today, and then it'll be streaming on shutter
starting on April nineteenth. If youif you don't, if you don't want
to be caught, you know,screaming in in agady and is frightening,
how really scary, how tough?Which the you know, the theaters like,

(44:30):
is this like a really limited release. No, it's in the best
six or seven around. You'll beable to find it, all right.
The guy you're thinking, yeah,the guy you're thinking of is Robin Lord
Taylor in Gotham playing the Penguin.Well he's okay, Yeah, he looks
like they look alike, but hehas been in Gotham. I just looked
up his Yeah he did. Hedid a in the Suicide Squad. He

(44:51):
was Polka dot Yeah, yeah,yeah. But the three stars good.
I'm excited about this. It's gonnabe good. What's next week? Next
week we have Godzilla x Kong ofthe New Empire. It's the Mighty Monster
team up. It's the Mighty Monsterteam up. That's the roboty. That's
the big thing. That's cool.They haven't told me if I'm going to
see it. Oh so I thinkyou'd know. I would hope to do.

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I've known by now. I needto just let I've asked, didn't
you just need to let Toho takeover? Yeah, and just not let
do minus one again and do that. That'd be perfect, all right.
Broodycricket dot net, sl trip dotcom. Sean means thank you so much,
thank you. Today we've got theseboner candidates here that you'll be voting

(45:35):
on number one again with the honkingand the shooting number two five grand for
two of them. That's a bargain. And boner candidate number three they spelled
out a racial slur with crackers becauseon this day. In nineteen ninety nineteen

(46:00):
ninety nine Inch Nails released Had Likea Hole, the second single from their
debut album Pretty Hate Machine. I'mtrying to remember what the first said.
It was down in it in itwas one and I remember hearing we played
that. Yeah, I remember hearingthat album for the first time. And
just blew my mind to the productionthe edge that he had to it.

(46:22):
And it was kind of a precursorfor, you know, grunge, because
you know, we were in theworld of playing songs by Anything Box and
you know, it was very poppy, and then this comes along and still
very electronic and depeche mode ish,but a little sharper. Flashback to that
day. If the ghost of CarrieJackson appeared time traveling Carrie Jackson, I'd

(46:45):
said that Fellow is going to winan Academy Award, you wouldn't have believe
it. No, you were right. Let's see some I'm twenty six.
Let's begin with Boner of the Day, three news stories. These are examples
of bad, stupid, or funnyhuman behavior. You will decide with your
vote of these three candidates, whichone is the worst, which one deserves

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to be Boner of the Day fortoday March twenty two, twenty twenty four.
We'll give you two candidates now,a third after the news, and
once you've heard all three, youwill vote one of you. Lucky random
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Benjamin going to be at the Utahfirst Credit Union amphitheater on the fifth of
October, and you can get thedetails at X ninety six dot com.

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Is that right? Okay? Allright, here's boner candidate number one again
with a honking of the shooting.We had a boner candidate like this.
Earlier in the week, a seventeenyear old girl had the scare of her
life when somebody shot at her forhonking at a driver who cut her off
while driving on an Indiana interstate.The girl, according to the Indiana State

(47:51):
Police, was driving on I foursixty five when somebody cut her off,
and as a natural reaction, shehonked her horn. You've you know,
like that just to in fright,more than anything. Police say that soon
after, someone in the other vehiclefired multiple shots into her car. They
went through the windshield, including onethat went through the driver's seat. While

(48:13):
police did not disclose the young lady'sname, they did say she was not
injured during the shooting. In asocial media post, state police reminded drivers
to call nine one one immediately ifthey get shot at road rage out on
the interstate, Officials say crime setinvestigators took the girl's car for evidence and
detectives are still investigating the crime.I saw pictures of the windshield bullet holes

(48:36):
through it. I can't remember whoit was. I was talking to this
person who said she loves her carhorn, she uses her car, and
I said, don't even don't youdon't know who you're honking at. There's
all kinds of crazy. I undI understand. This was probably almost an
involuntary thing, you know. It'sjust like, but yeah, don't just
honk him out of anger. Iwas teaching my now sixteen year old license

(49:00):
nephew how to drive, you know, a year ago, and one of
the first things I told him islike, you're in your car, someone's
gonna do something stupid, and you'regonna want to honk or give him the
finger never ever, ever, becausecrazy. Yeah. All right, here's
boner candidate number two, five grandfor two of them. Well, it's
a bargain. A Kentucky mom anddad are arrested for trying to sell their

(49:22):
newborn twin daughters for five thousand bucks. Only five thousand. It's a bargain,
according to an arrest to citations.Zachary Davis and Jacqueline Keith are both
charged with promoting human trafficking after arelative contacted police regarding the alleged sale.
The arrest citation states that after respondingto the home and interviewing the parents,

(49:43):
mister Davis admitted to saying that,yeah, I said I'd sell the twins,
but I was just joking. Ithought I was just joking because you
see, I thought my relatives weregoing to try and take them away,
regardless, they were trying to takethem away from from me. So I
just said, well, I'll sellthem to you if you want him that
bad. According to the recitation,Davis told police he believed the relative had

(50:05):
been watching the newborns for around threeweeks and would always talk to him about
letting them keep the twins rather thantaking them home. Probably a good idea.
Well, okay, then well I'lljust sell the both of them to
you for five thousand dollars. How'sthat? He's all smiles to in the
mugshot on x ninety six dot comslash live. He's a sweet the mugshot,

(50:25):
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the soda variety. Thank you,I screwed up. The prize for voting
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Gwyneth Paltrow, fifty one years oldnow revealed that she had a babysitter that
was just awesome when she was akid. It was Keifer Sutherland. It's
our buddy, Keifer. Yeah,isn't that cool? She said, I
was at the Williamstown Theater Festival,or my mom, who's an actress Black
Banner, was doing some plays andhe was an apprentice there at the at

(51:59):
the theater Festival, and he babysatme and my brother Jake, and he
was just awesome. She raved aboutthe now famous Keifer Sutherland, who's fifty
seven and who is the son,of course of Donald Sutherland and Shirley Douglas.
Sutherland has discussed babysitting Paltrow himself,like in a two thousand and nine
interview when he said, I wasworking at a theater with Gwenneth's mother,

(52:22):
and I believe on a couple ofoccasions I was asked to look after her
for an hour or two. Ithink it was very funny because it's unbelievable
how fast someone goes from thirteen toeighteen, and obviously they look a lot
different that and when Gwyneth started towork I thought, well, that must
be another girl because I always rememberher being eleven or twelve years old.
That can't be that girl I babysat. I had the weirdest experience with Keifer

(52:45):
Sutherland that I can't believe happened.But there was for a minute, he
was trying to start his own recordlabel and was through. It was subsidized
through one of the major labels.And so he comes to town that we
had him on your show in thenext day. But the night before I
go to dinner, My wife andI go to dinner with Keefer Sutherland over
at the Monaco and we just kindof sat in this back private room.

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How much did he drink? Ohmy god, I've never seen that much
whiskey go into a human being.Yeah, and he just was fine.
I mean, I don't know howhe does that, but it was a
lot. And you know how hedoes it. His father's Donald something like
he was, And he was nothingbut charming, just the sweetest cool.

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He was very nice when he wason our show. Police on Thursday arrested
an Idaho prison gang member and anaccomplice who escaped following an attack on corrections
officers at a Boise Hospital, withinvestigators looking into whether they committed two killings
while on the run. Two moremurders Skyler Meade, the escaped inmate and
white supremacist, and Nicholas Umphnower,the man who police say shot to Idaho

(53:51):
Corrections officers early Wednesday to break Meadout of custody. Were arrested at a
traffic stop Thursday afternoon in Twin Falls. Authority said during a news conference that
they were investigating two homicides in NezPierce and Clearwater Counties, where the twenty
twenty Honda Civic the duo were seenfleeing in was later found. Police found
shackles at the scene of one ofthe killings, and that's one of the

(54:13):
ways we tied them together, IdahoState Police said, so they think that
they killed two other people in theshort time they were on the run.
A third teenager has been arrested inthe death of a Taylorsville man who was
allegedly abducted before being shot and leftin a remote area of Utah County.
The body of twenty one year oldAlex Franco was discovered in the West desert

(54:35):
near Lehigh two days after police putout a public call to locate him.
The third teenager involved in the case, who was only identified as a seventeen
year old boy, was taken intocustody early Thursday morning. They believed that
this was all over a gun dealgone bad, buying selling, I don't
know, but yeah, let's see. A firefighter in Pennsylvania was extra guided

(55:00):
to Utah and appeared in court onMonday. The firefighter is accused of praying
on two girls in Utah through socialmedia. The North Park Police Department's case
against thirty one year old Daniel RoyCromer Junior includes several allegations about his contact
with two eleven year old girls fromNorth Logan. This is a guy who's
a firefighter in Pennsylvania, so hewas doing this online. And a Wassatch

(55:22):
County Sheriff's office employee's been arrested foralleged sexual crimes involving a minor. Michael
McKee, Administrative Services director for WassatchCounty Sheriffs, was arrested Wednesday for investigation
of human trafficking of a child.Hebrew City police stopped the car and the
adult driver admitted that the fifteen yearold juvenile in the passenger seat was with

(55:45):
him for the purpose of sex.That's what he said. He just yeah,
yeah, what's this guy's what's thisguy's drag name? Does he have
a kerry? He's not a dragona dragon? No, he works.
He works for the Wassatch County Sheriff'sWow, and the juvenile was promised nicotine
vape pens in exchange for sex withthe adult. The affidavit claims Donald Trump

(56:08):
is already moaning and whining that theelection this year will be rigged. Well,
yeah, it's gonna be rigged already. It's rigged to and uh and
then evangelicals, they're coming out inforce for Donald Trump, says, God
gave us Donald Trump. God needsto make better choices. Wait, yeah,

(56:29):
so God picked the guy who,while his wife was having a baby,
had sex with a porn star andthen later paid her off to be
quiet. That's God's choice because Godand that God allowed that to happen because
he knew that Trump will be theone to lead us to glory glory,

(56:52):
I don't know a glory hole moreor less. And tech tech billionaire couple
Matthew and Tatiana Prince are the onesof the the Park City House. Ark
City Gurky talked about this yesterday funand they have in fact filed the lawsuit
against their Park City neighbors, sayingthat they can't go outside for fear of

(57:14):
the large, vicious, aggressive dogsthat their neighbors have. Okay, fine,
and finally this on Wednesday, thebeloved cookie company Nabisco Yes produces Oreos
has announced that Turo Oreos will beavailable nationwide at the end of March.

(57:37):
Tchuro Oreos sandwich churro flavored cream betweenfried dough flavored golden cookies, what the
cinnamon sugar cookies are coming to grocerystores on March twenty seventh. This isn't
the first time they've been on theshelves. The snack brand introduced Tchuro flavored
cookies in twenty nineteen as a mysteryflavor Oreo. At that time, the

(57:57):
cookies were packaged with an ambiguous whitelabel and looked identical to regular Oreos with
chocolate cover coils. But now they'regoing to bring them out and there you
go, delicious. That's it.Here's Bonner candidate number three. They spelled
out a racial slur with crackers,a Saratoga Springs family once more done after
their son was a victim of racistacts while he was at a convention with

(58:21):
a high school group. Deacon Burtonreturned to his hotel room last week after
a long day at an FFA conventionin Logan. I think that's the future
Farmers of America. He was withhis fellow Westlake High School students at this
convention, but instead of finding freshlinens in his room, he came back

(58:43):
to a confusing scene. I seesoap smushed into the floor, crackers everywhere,
pillows, sheets, the entire mattressripped off the bed, The ironing
table was in the bathroom. Ourroom was absolutely trashed. And on top
of it there was a and nigwrote out in crackers, he said.

(59:04):
And there's a picture of you can'treally see, but there's some crackers and
stuff on that little table there inthat picture. Now it doesn't say in
this article, but I'm assuming thatmister Deacon Burton is a young gentleman of
color. He admits that those inthe FAA FFA like to prank each other,
but he says what he found wenttoo far. I wonder just why

(59:28):
there's no reason Deacon's parents are sharingthe same sentiment as their son. You
can't use ignorance, and you can'tuse it as a joke or we're just
pranking them. That can't be theexcuse. Ignorance isn't an excuse, said
Deacon's father, Troy. The Burtonswish that they were made aware of the
incident from the school or the teachers, but they found out about it when
another parent told them about it.Even after talking to officials while picking up

(59:50):
their son from school, nothing wasmentioned to them about it. Both of
his FFA advisors came up to mytruck and they were talking and they were
mentioning how much they loved Deacon andhe should be maybe apply for a leadership
position next year. But they didn'tsay anything about this incident. In a
statement about the incident, the AlpineSchool District said they've opened up an investigation
after the Burtons issue a complaint.I'm appalled, said Charlie Burton. How

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many stories I've heard over the lasttwo days similar to this one. My
kids hear that N word all dayevery day at school. It just needs
to stop, the Burtons say,And you you know you shouldn't have to
do that. I mean the Burtonssay, can you not educate your kids
about why it's inappropriate to say theN word? Can you imagine? I

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just Boner candidate number three they spelledout a racial slur in crackers. All
right, let's review the first twoand vote boner candidate number one again.
With the honking and the shooting multipleshots fired through a windshield of a young
woman's car because she honked at somebodywho cut her off in traffic. Boner

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candidate number two, five grand fortwo of them. That's a bargain.
A Kentucky mom and a dad arrestedfor allegedly trying to sell their newborn twin
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this week, sixteen votes. Bonercandidate number two selling the Babies. I
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All right, Oh, I knowwhat that music means. It means
it's time for the best question ofthe week. That's the question. Is
it the best question of him?It's a question? How about it?

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It's a couple of questions. Yeah, we've got them here for we've got
one for Todd. Actually, ohreally, oh no, this is from
our good friend Cardboard Chris. Okay, my question is, hey, Todd,
what changes would you like to seehappen in refereeing youth sports? Well,
and then particularly when it comes tounruly parents. Uh, I have

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some stories to tell there. Howabout snipers? God? So the sad
truth is that they have to havepolice at each site to high school football
games. Well, okay, sothere's two things. So that so for
youth, they they just need youknow, more control, and I don't

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do that anymore. I stopped doingyouth because it's a lot of work.
And yeah, wait, so you'retalking about outside of high school like pee
week, So that's that's that's butthey do have to have cops at each
site. Really yeah, and they'vebeen doing some great work there. Uh,
they've been you know, better trainingfor the officials and recruiting and everything.
Uh. For high school though,I think right now we have five

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five person officiating crew and that leavesa couple of blind spots. And everybody
that officiates high school football, eventhe bosses who would love to do this,
they just don't have the funding todo it because you'd have to hire
two more officials per game. Butwe need to have a seven person crew.
Two have the positions that we callthe deep wing, so you'd have

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deeper sideline coverage, like farther downthe field from the line of scrims.
Help there are well, okay,that's that's yeah. So I'm confusing things
that would just help the game.But unruly parents, they just you know,
I think unruly parents should have tocome and be officials. Sign them

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up. Come and see what it'slike, learn the rules to be great.
If you could throw if a parentis unruly, you could throw the
kid out of the game. Youcan, and we do and you do.
Yeah, you can. We canthrow the parents. That doesn't happen.
I don't know how how the youthleagues handle that, but I know
you can. You can remove likeI've thrown parents out of the top row

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of stands at Aoutivill High School before. Mm hmm. So how do you
throw them out? You have togo up and get them yourself. Yes,
no, I do. I strongarm them right out of the build.
No, you just gave administration andsecurity and police and they take care
of that. They have now madeit mandatory after an incident that I was
involved in last year where they willand they've kind of always sort of done

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this in places, but now it'skind of become the way it has to
be. Police must escort us offof the field into our locker room because
you were threatened with violence. Wewell, we fan. I was spat
upon and had things thrown at meon my way out of a football game.
It's high school football, but theythey are are our The High School
Activities Association took care of that likethey got right on it. And my

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friend Jared Youngman, who was thepresident of the Utah Officials, the joint
board president, Jared Youngman, he'sthe guy you want to kick ass when
you need someone to go kick askfor you and he did. Sorry,
thank you, Jared. All right, here's another question U. This is
a general question, I guess forall of us from Jill in Draper,

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what do you believe is the biggestchange that you have made in someone's life
because of your position on radio?From hell? You know what, Yes,
it's funny. It's because I justhad somebody talk to me about you
know, you know how much youyou've been on the radio for so long
and how much your show is meantto me, And I mean, I

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have a hard time fathoming fathoming it. You know, I want to say,
oh, come on, really whatthis is just a dumb radio show,
but there it's it's meant a lotto some people. And I don't
mean to I don't mean to peeon that or that that it somehow has

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meant a lot to you, butit. But I can't. I don't
get how that seems. And Ican't answer this question. Yeah, I
mean, I mean people have saidto me things, but I can't.
I don't feel right about, youknow, repeating them because it just seems,
you know, like I'm more importantthan I than I am. Yeah,

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you know, it's very it's veryit is. It's very flattering,
it is, and it also makesme sometimes feel that I need to be
a little bit more responsible about whatI do and stay on the radio.
But I get that, but thenI don't. So I think the big
picture, the impact that you andthe show and this radio stations that people

(01:07:49):
have on the community, where wethe things we do with like at the
road home at Christmas time, youknow, being one of the first commercial
entities to embrace the Pride Parade,like the first commercial radio station to be
in it. Yeah, we werethe first radio station, yea, So
I like hell to get there.Yeah. And I think those and not

(01:08:11):
with the parade people, not withparade with people. They were happy to
have us the big, the bigthings like that. I think that's an
easy thing. But I remember thepandemic, for example, which was terrifying.
And I listened and I'm I'm afan of the show, and I
listened to you to the show DeRada from Hell just to kind of get

(01:08:31):
me through it because we were kindof all going through this weird thing together
and I needed, I needed mymorning show buddies to you know, be
there with me during it. Isaw it was funny. I was thinking
about that the other day, andI remember I first started doing when we
started doing the show from home becauseof the pandemic. Uh. And I

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was doing it downstairs, sitting atmy kitchen table where I have a big
view of the street outside and Ilive on a very busy thoroughfare and there
was just nobody every morning, andI'd be looking out there and I felt
like I was in a post apocalypticmovie of some sort. It was so
bizarre and so just hearing just havingthat there, that that thing that I

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like, that was live and local. And there's there's a couple of texts.
First three examples that come to mindthe road Home nine to eleven,
the day of the earthquake. Yeah, when Jill came to my house to
finish the show. Yeah that was, And that was we were sharing a
microphone because I didn't like the homestudio, wasn't like done and you and
it's you know, the pandemic hadjust become a big, major thing and

(01:09:39):
we're sharing a microphone, sitting rightnext to each other doing a show at
my house. You guys have helpedme so much just by reading a check
in that I put up when Iwas having a really hard mental health day.
I appreciate it. And feeling seenour son Kyle was impactful. Oh
yeah, Kyle. Yeah, let'ssee the reason you influenced people so much
in their lives. Because you guysare personable on airon off. Don't you

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know who you are? You meana lot to many people. And then
this one's my favorite one. Thereisn't always meaning to everything we do.
Yeah, well there you go.I mean It is, after all,
the morning show that has the featurecalled farting around. After all. All
right, that's it the best questionof the week. Thanks for sending them

(01:10:24):
in. And if you have anyqueries that you would like to make Radio
from Hell at X ninety six dotcom. Yes, well, let's get
to it. Have another drink orJimmy the Wine Guy. Is it a
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visit them online at Rockymixers dot com. So oh wait, I got you.
I swear I have your theme songhere, Jimmy, I swear the
film better by the Kinks. Feelall right, Field Teller under the weather,

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feel out well, he's here inthe studio with us. The Potentate
of the Wine Academy of Utah,Jimmy Santangelo or Jim Santangelo is calling Kim
James Wine Academy of Utah dot com. He's poured the wine. Good morning,
mister, Good morning, what wedrinking. We have a product by
season Chuck Wagner out of California ofkamus kevint seven ol fame marsolet Uh.

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He used to make Miaomi and thisis season. It's clocking in at fifteen
dollars ninety nine cents per bottle thismonth. It's on sale from nineteen ninety
nine. A and Pino Noir thatI'm featuring for you. And what Seasun
does is they source the fruit outof Monterey County, Santa Barbara County,

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even Sassoon Valley, which is aboutthirty miles southeast of Napa, really up
and coming region searching fruit all theseregions that they're sourcing the grapes from our
coastal regions other than this Sassoon Valley. And that means you get those cooling
breezes from the ocean, you gotextended hang time, or they a little

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longer growing season, so the fruitcomes about really nice and ripe. And
we have we're featuring the Shardnay andthe Pina Noir by Sea Sun. Now,
the Shardenay, I was gonna say, it's almost like to me,
almost like a seven yearlo blanc orsomething. It's not oki in the slightest.
It's kind of tangy. Yeah.The tangy is the acid. What

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I like about this one. Andthey describe it and it's pretty spot on
that it's this lush flavor, goodbody, not oaki though, like a
creamy for the shard and then theacid comes through, so you get it's
a very well balanced. I mean, I would call this also a cocktail
shared in that you're not making acocktail with it, but you can have
it just on its own. It'sgonna pair just down its own. It's
not craving food. But if Iwere to have food, I would have

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something, you know, like avocadotoast. If you if you're looking for
a wind a pair with breakfast outthere, this wine for you. But
cream sauces or just a little simplecharcuterie. You don't have to go crazy
with it. Yeah, but thecream sauce is it? It cut right
through the cream sauce. Yeah,really, let me taste a little bit
of the people. I would havethe chardinay with buttered noodles for hell's sake.

(01:13:30):
Sure, a little buttered rice,Yeah, white rice with butter.
I'm gonna point something out. Ilistened to the Jimmy segment at home just
on the radio, and I pictureJimmy's in here with a whole bunch of
notes. He's not. This isjust coming out of his brain. He's
a Jedi when it comes to thisis frightening watching you just like dispense this.
I was well trained, you know. And one of my mentors,

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my buddy Perry or Metes, taughtme something really important early on. He
said, if you're I asked,I'm like, how am I supposed to
approach wine to learn about all thisstuff? And he's like, geography.
You got to know the place andwhere it's from. And that was the
best thing I have, best advice, and it allowed me to structure everything
exactly when I think about California,all those coastal influences and everything. Then

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you know a little bit about theproducer and so forth. Here's this pino
also coming in on sale from twentybucks to fifteen or sixteen, fifteen ninety
nine. Beautiful color on this delicious, It's very good. Here's here's next
to it. There. Yeah,that's that ripeness coming through. Here's the
thing, Jimmy, I'm I'm alittle angry at you for featuring this one,

(01:14:42):
because this has been my secret label. And now you're telling everybody at
the kids now, kids are goingto hold up the label to the camera.
That's that's not an attractive label.I mean, it's not something that
reaches out and grabs. Yeah,and and people matter of fact, and
people have been passionated by because thelabel doesn't get their attention. But I
know that that's a good wine insidethere. You know they passed that label

(01:15:05):
by you know why there's not ananimal on it. It's true. It
used to be when I buy thatshard day, I would be the one
buying it, and I knew becausethey were covered with dust and the liquor
stone. Right. But ever sincewe've talked about this one we did about
a year ago. That's right,it's been it's been your go to.
It's no, it's been off theshelves. Everyone's going to everyone's because they've

(01:15:30):
discovered it's a delicious wine. Butyou know, not an attractive label.
It's a second and third label fromone of the top producers out of California,
if not the world. Seriously,the Wagner family. I started liking
red wine Merlow probably because of themovie Sideway. Sure, but but I

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because I thought that's the one thattastes most like fruit to me. You
know, wine comes from the fruit. It's SuperFect grapy, and for me,
this pino is pretty delicious. Yeah, it's a delicious Just taking a
peak at the alcohol level, Okay, let's us keep away from open flame.
These are a little high in hotso on average, wines are thirteen

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point five percent alcohol by volume,the shards about fourteen three and the pinos
fourteen seven. So the sweetness thatyou're getting in there is that feeling of
the alcohol on the palate. Also, it's concentrated fruit. It's long hanging
time, so you're gonna get thisreally rich ripeness. The reason it's so
high alcohol a lot of sugar inthat grape to convert it. So there's
no like residual sugar in here.There's no like granulated sugar in that make

(01:16:34):
it sweet. But it has it. You know what, this makes me
want to have some pork chops.Nice? I want to have I want
to have I want to have somefried pork chops and po little apple sauce.
Yeah, a little gray that wouldbe good. Nice, nice,
Yeah, These these are too.If I was an operator, I'd have
at least one of two of theseon the Wines by the Glass list for

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sure. And uh definitely it's onsale till the end of the month,
so definitely pick up half a casebecause it's only sixteen bucks and what's the
what's the brand again season? Soyeah, so they're they're big brother and
don't if we're out of time.The big brother is called Marsolet, which
is that translation as well. Sothe marsile are the single vineyard stuff.

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Okay, if you like this,I'll forget about it here and I love
the Marsolets out there. Damn allright. Here's a texture checking in from
Monte Cantini, Italy aka the KantiRegions. Listening on the append love Harry,
thanks for listening. Yeah, questionfor Jimmy, is there a good

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meed that we can purchase in Utah? The outfit up in Northern Utah.
One I forgetting Chris, he hasit up there. Email me, I'll
send you it. Yes, thereare to answer your question. They're readily
available and it's a local producer justover there in Bonifild. This is cool,

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so good. Thank you Jimmy.Well what do you got go if
you want to learn more things.Next week on Monday, I have a
rum and Chocolate tasting to view lifelonglearning. A few more tickets left there.
Oh, This Saturday Martini History ofthe Martini at the Private Club Edison
House. If you remember there,reach out and the next Thursday, we
have a few tickets left. Thursdaythree twenty eight at Leoibations Wine Pairing at

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the Leonardo Museum NICs. Is itHigh Winery that you're talking about? It
is, Thank you Hive Winery fiveWinery. Thank you. They do the
meed for you well. Jimmy,thank you as all of us. You're
welcome. Thanks guys and Jerry.Weekend. Remember go to Wine Academy of
Utah dot com for all the informationyou need about spirits and all of that

(01:18:41):
stuff. Thank you, Jimmy,Thank you, Jimmy. Lookure, let
see what I did there, allright, because Jimmy was just here.
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though, Now I'm your announcer,Johnnyola, say, are you feeling
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relief you can trust. And nowhere he is a man who has always
said to me, Remember, Johnny, a penny saved is penny earned,
but it's still just a crappy penny. Your host, Kerry Jackson, thank
you, Johnny Hola, you're wellthe professional game show announcer. All right,

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the randomizer has picked your contestant,Todd. You'll be playing against Brandon
today. Hello, Brandon, let'sgo, Brandon. Let's go. All
right, Brandon, We're gonna tossa coin to see who goes first.
It will give you an advantage inthe game, Heads or tails call it.
Let's go ahead? All right?Sure, heads? It is sorry
Todd. That means that Brandon goesfirst. Brandon, where are you calling

(01:20:32):
from? I need to know myenemy here, so I just need to
know everything about you. I'm goingfrom Woods Crost. Okay, okay,
all right, So Brandon, thefirst question is for you. It is
multiple choice. Today's topic Shatner trivia. If you get it correct, you
get the point. If not,I'll allow Todd to answer the question correctly

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and steal your point away, andwe'll go back and forth till one of
you has three points. If youwin, Brandon, you will get the
what is it? Blink on?Eighty two tickets? Blankwenty two tickets are
going to be in town July eleventhat the Delta Centa. But if you
lose, what are you prepared todo? In Todd's name, I'm prepared

(01:21:13):
to adopt an animal? Okay?All right? Hang on, okay,
cat, did you say adopt ordocs? All right, Brandon, First
question for you William Shatner trivia.He is ninety three today, All right,
first question. Shatner overcame his greatestphobia while directing the Yosemite National Park

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scenes of Star Trek five The FinalFrontier. What was his phobia? Is
it number one? Not being recognized? Is it two che etophobia, which
is the fear of loose or detachedhair, Three fear of falling? Or

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four kryptozoo phobia or a fear ofbigfoot. I'm gonna go with three if
you're falling? Is correct because heclimbed up? Yes, all right with
a wig. All right, it'sone to nothing, Todd. It's your
turn, Todd. Here's the question. Yes, Shatner breeds and shows.

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What kind of animals? Is it? One? Duck bill? Platypus says?
Is it? Two? Hi?I think it's pie Okay, two
horses? Three main coon house cats? Or four wiener dogs? Well,
I mean, you know, thethe dogs and the wiener dogs are adorable.

(01:22:38):
But he seems I've seen him onhorseback. Probably I'm gonna say horses.
Horses? Yeah right, Hey,look, that's the first I've never
gotten a thing. Right ever,when I'm in here, it's one to
one, and look out, Brandon, let's go, buddy. He does
have a prize horses. Yes,all right, it's Brandon Stern. It's
one to one, all right,Brandon, shat runs Splat Attack? What

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is splat attack? Is it onea paintball recreation center? Is it two?
A video game? Is it three? An S and M dungeon?
Or for a baby Wipes company.As much as I could see him going
for three, I'm gonna have togo with number one. Yes, Yes,

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it is. I enjoyed the jokeanswers on that one. It's two
to one, Todd, you havea chance to tie it up here,
all right, Todd, the babydon't be a dummy. Shatner owned a
red Doberman in the seventies. Heowned a red Doberman in the seventies.
What was the dog's nickname? Wasit one Spock? Was it two?
Hitler so he could say heel Hitler? Ah? Was it three Kirk?

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Or was it for Samsung Smart Refrigerator? I'm going to go with Spock,
you'd think, Brandon, Brandon,I think you could win the game right
here. I think he's a littlemore conceded. I think it's Kirk KIRKCT
that's right, I should Brandon.You win the game handily, nicely done.
You're gonna go see brink. Ohmy, hang on the line,

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Mike Tyson is a very talked aboutevent this year, and there's already been
a huge amount of speculation regarding therules. After it was announced, heavyweight

(01:24:59):
boxer Derek Chesaurra claimed that the fightwould involve protective head gear and heavier gloves
a bit. You know, youwear bigger, pillowy gloves. You wear
the big ones, and it almostyou can hit any thing and it doesn't
hurt really. But speaking to Radioraheem whatever that is. Chisaura said,

(01:25:21):
I know for a fact that they'reusing eighty ounce gloves and headguards. So
we're watching a sparring match. It'san effing joke. You think I'm paying
to watch that. But TikTokers soonfollowed suit, with creator more Pickham Peti
repeating the claims. However, oneof the promoters involved, Nakisa Bederian,
who is a business partner of Paul. Jake Paul's Most Valuable Promotions, recently

(01:25:45):
rubbished the claim about the head gear, said no no, no, no,
no no head gear Jake Paul versusMike Tyson, but canceled after rules
pushed back. I don't know wherethat came from. Now. Paul himself
has hit out against the rumors,calling them absurd, dismissing them in no
ing certain terms. He said,it's sad so many millions of people believe
all this. Speaking on the podcastJake Paul Podcast, he says it's absurd.

(01:26:11):
First of all, obviously none ofit's true. Everybody so effing stupid
who believed that that ass shouldn't beallowed to vote? He said, no,
no, no, no headgear.And but he doesn't address the part
of the about the gloves. Ifonly there were more hypes surrounding this wacky
event. You know, even I'msort of interested to see what it ultimately
ends up being. I would hopethat there would be no head gear and

(01:26:36):
then Mike Kyson would just knock hisblock off deck bareknuckle boxing. Let's go.
Pope Francis on Thursday defrocked a notoriousBelgian bishop who admitted fourteen years ago
that he had sexually abused his nephew, but he faced no punishment from the
Vatican at that time. The caseof Roger Venglahieue, the emeritus Bishop of

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Bruges long ago, became a symbolof the Catholic Church's hypocrisy and dysfunction in
dealing with cases of abuse. Notonly was he allowed to quietly retire after
the scandal broke in twenty ten,but the head of the Belgian church at
the time, Cardinal Gudfried Daniels,was caught on tape asking one of his
victims to please keep quiet about theabuse, keep it a secret until the

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bishop leaves office. The Vatican announcementthat Francis had laisized I mean stefract Vanngelhu
came a few months before the popeis due tosion Belgium, where the case
would have been an unwelcome and problematicdistraction. So the Pope was going to
Belgium. If you hadn't done this, the Belgians would be going, Ah,
what are you coming here for?Huh. You know, nobody's ever

(01:27:49):
done anything about this guy, thisBelgian priest, So the Pope took care
of it. Excuse me. VandalHugh, who's now eighty seven, shot
to international infamy in twenty ten amiddisclosures that he had abused his young nephew
over a dozen years. He alsothere were other crimes involved. He made

(01:28:15):
light of them at the time.He said, Oh, it was just
a little bit of a game weplayed. Really yeah, it didn't involve
rough sex, he said. Atthe time, I had to have to
have a sip of something. Goahead, my throats track. A US
Department of Education report detailed dozens ofcases reported instances of harassment within the Park

(01:28:41):
City School District, along with anagreement as the school district pledges to change
now. KSLTV had originally reported onsome of the alleged incident of harassment two
years ago, during the window oftime covered by the investigation and the report.
Those incidents of alleged harassment included race, an anti Semitic graffiti discovered by

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high school teacher Josh Goldberg in hisclassroom. He said he initiated class discussions
on hate symbols and racism. Butthis is the first time this has occurred,
as I found out now because manystudents have come out and spoken to
me what they've been experiencing, Goldbergsaid during an interview. At the time,
the school district condemned hate speech andopened an investigation, But on Wednesday,

(01:29:25):
the US Department of Education and Officeof Civil Rights released a thirty page
letter outlining its report. They saidit received dozens excuse me, seven,
not dozens, seven harassment complaints againstthe Part City School District in a five
month span just last year. Eventhough people have been speaking out about this,
ksl' has been reporting on it,they still apparently Park City School District,

(01:29:48):
they have not addressed it, andthe Department of Education is not happy
with that, and I would assumethat the students are not happy with it.
Ones that are being harassed. Butsee this way, we can say
we've never had an investigation into harassments. See our record is clean now a

(01:30:08):
restroom at Mount Jordan Middle School inSandy. Students across Utah reported higher rates
of feeling somewhat are very unsafe inschool restrooms or other unsupervised areas like parking
lots at school at groups of studentssay it's sometimes uncomfortable in the restroom at

(01:30:28):
a school in San Pete County becausestudents get together and they hang out in
the restroom without the teacher's supervision.There are no cameras in there. If
something goes down, there's not anyrecord of whatever, you know, except
what people say. Oh, Iused to junior High. I would hold
it until I got home, likeit wasn't. I don't remember any particular
problems, but yeah, except onetime at Halloween, I peed all over

(01:30:55):
my skeletons. Now, there weretimes I'd go into the bathroom in school
and field and I would immediately seethe bully there and I just turned right
around in the lead. Yeah,I'd throw, did throw even in high
school. The cowboys throw their they'dspent their two at us new Wave kids
exactly exactly. South Salt Lake Distilleryclosed its beloved bar last week. Oh

(01:31:17):
the Beehive Distilling twenty two forty fiveSouthwest Temple announced on Instagram that it would
shutter its bar space after five years. It was beautiful, Oh yeah,
a little bar in there and lastdays in business was March sixteenth. Eric
Costling, one of the three partnersand owners at Beehive, said it was
a difficult decision. Our location isa little off the downtown nightlife scene,

(01:31:40):
and while our fantastic neighborhood is growingrapidly, we just didn't ever achieve the
level of traffic that we needed.He said. We'll miss our amazing employees
and all of the great people tomeet through that experience. Now it's a
wonderful little space, he said.They will reopen it as a rental place
for events, parties, private partiesand things like that. All right,
Utah Food Bank got a great donationthirty five thousand pounds of pork. Yay,

(01:32:05):
you can have your pork chops,bill bacon, and this is stuff
for the food bank. Taught I'mnot going to take stuff for the food
bank. Bacon and other pork productsmade the Utah Food Bank on March twenty
first, and the Utah Pork ProducersAssociation partnered with Daily's Premium Meats. You
see the Daily's billboards all over andthey make a great bacon. They have

(01:32:29):
great bacon, and anyway, thirtyfive pounds of pork for the food bank.
That's great, that's a lot ofpork. And finally, oh you
got time, I do okay.A couple of consumer safety officials have announced
a recall of Starbucks branded mugs soldin gift sets or individually that could cost
serious injuries if exposed to heat.Oh well, that's a bad donation,

(01:32:50):
you know. Yeah. The USConsumer Product Safety Commission said that the metallic
mugs, which have been sold intwenty twenty three holiday gifts and branded with
Starbucks logo, could overheat or evenbreak if microwaved or filled with very hot
liquids. This could cause burns andlacerations. I don't know what you're putting

(01:33:11):
a metallic mugging a microwave for,but even putting hot liquid in it,
apparently they can crack or breaks,the agency said. The mugs maker,
Nesley USA, issued the recall,and then this story. A pair of
Florida women are attempting to create anew Guinness World Record by driving five hundred

(01:33:32):
miles all along the state of Florida'scoast in toy cars. Toy car Cassie
Aaron and her friend Lauren are documentingtheir adventures on social media. After setting
off from Friendship Fountain in Jacksonville ina pair of ride on toy cars.
The women are aiming to make thefive hundred mile drive to the southwest southernmost

(01:33:55):
point boy in Key West in atime of about two months. The duo
said Guinness World Records does not currentlylist a record holder for the longest distance
traveled by toy car. About therecord keeping organization said, Okay, we
approve your application to inaugurate that category. If you can do it, do
it. It was they are,you know, they're kind of like these

(01:34:18):
little the cars that you buy foryour kids that are electric and you're supposed
to be able to drive them aroundthe barbue them the house. Yeah,
these look like they look like twolittle sports cars. It's the kind of
cars these kids always wanted. Andyeah, I always wanted a car like
that one. Yeah, kid,Actually, you know, I'd kind of

(01:34:38):
like to have one. Now.They're going to try to raise money for
animal charities by doing this, includingthe Red Panda Network in the Fall,
the Costa Rica Animal Rescue Center andthe Save a Fox Rescue in Minnesota,
and the World Bird Sanctuary in Missouri. So Red pandas I do too Good

(01:35:01):
luck, good luck, five hundredmiles in twy cars. All right,
sports, weather, traffic, alrightysports. Looks like we had a little
bit of a disappointing day for BYUand the NC DOUBLEA tournament didn't work out
for them. Ducane beat them.The Utah Youth Swimmen's basketball continues in the
NC DOUBLEA tournament. They got agame Saturday night, and someone corrected me.

(01:35:23):
The Utah State University has a gamecoming up. They are in the
tournament. We'll see how that goes. It looked like the other team was
heavily favored. But we're in theNA apparently reporting to what someone say is
I don't know. And the Jazzlost yesterday. They're playing Houston tomorrow night.
And we're always looking for youth andhigh school football officials. If you

(01:35:45):
want to get in on that,it's fun. You'll love it. You
even get paid. Email Todd atX ninety six dot com. Thank you.
What is the he plays a partwith Alzheimer's Chatner. That was the
Boston Legal and the Mad Cow hamad Cow. All right, anyway,

(01:36:08):
a couple of quick things here,by the way, Brandon who played beat
Gina yes against Todd. Yeah,if Brandon still wishes to adopt an animal
even though he won a bad WolfReptile Sanctuary and Orum has a two year
old ball python that's ready to finda home. Both the kids will love

(01:36:29):
it immediately. A seven month oldball python that was so look for Bad
Wolf Reptile Sanctuary if you want toadoptable. An update on u USU basketball
they've had apparently this Texters give meall the information. They've had one of
the best seasons of all time.TCU only favored by a couple of points
would be a good game. It'sone of the last games tonight, just

(01:36:51):
before eight o'clock. So go Aggie'sIs this this is? You probably don't
know. Is it their first gamein the tournament so far? You don't
know. I have a couple oflists here that we might be interested in
looking at you. Oh, it'sRadio from Hell with another list because people
love a good list. Ninety six. Did you find the twenty five sauce

(01:37:15):
list? No? No, No, twenty eight? I think it was
twenty eight, wasn't it? Saue? It would but it's gone, but
I do have Uh. These arethe eight healthiest Easter candies, according to
dietitians, are there health and howin seven ways lemons can change your life.
Well, what they mean by healthyis less bad for you. They're

(01:37:38):
still bad for you, just notas bad as the other I mean Alreadie
Fufkin has already called out the Eastergrass being you know is not edible.
It's not edible. The good news. Registered dietitians say it is perfectly fine
to eat and enjoy Easter candy,but you know you ought to consider a
few things when making your Easter candy. I like the I like the Robins
eggs. Oh well, moderate,not deprivation, is the heart of my

(01:38:01):
nutrition philosophy, says Elizabeth Shaw,who's registered dietitian. And so here's what
you should think about when you're gettingyour Easter candy. These are the best
ones to get healthiest, if thereis such a thing. Lint milk chocolate,
mini gold bummies. So I assumethey're little foil rapped I think I

(01:38:25):
assume they're a little foil wrapped goldbummies. On one mini bunny has two
hundred and ninety calories and twenty onegrams of added sugar. But that's less
than a full size version, andyou don't have to eat the whole thing
in one sitting. Oh I do, you should do. And they're small,
so you gotta eat like five orsix Greese's peanut butter eggs. Oh

(01:38:45):
I love those. My wife madethe mistake of bringing a bag of those
home and they lasted a day anda half, she says. I love
the flavor of these eggs. Andthere's just one hundred and fifty calories in
three of them, plus the peanutbutter does offer some healthy fat in protein.
Okay. Number three, Yum Earthjelly beans. I don't know what
those are. Yum Earth jelly beans. They do have portion controlled packaging,

(01:39:11):
that's why all that in there,and they're made of dirt. Yeah.
For Cadbury Mini eggs, I likethose. Those are good, you know,
she said. There they give youone hundred and sixty A small handful
will give you one hundred and sixtycalories and twenty two grams of added sugar.
But you know that's that's about.That's good. And this a whole
handful of it. Okay. Hershey'sCookies and cream Polka Dot Easter eggs.

(01:39:31):
I like those, Yeah, yousaid those are those are good for you.
Keep them in your house there youonly you eat six candies only one
hundred and fifty calories. Not goodfor you. No, I mean,
you know it's not health food,but it's not gonna Ferraro collection crispy eggs.
Yes, I assume those have likerice crispies. Yeah, this is

(01:39:51):
good. Number seven York dark chocolatepeppermint patty eggs. No dark chocolates.
I like dark. I like darkchocolate. Okay, I prefer milk chocolate.
But I've never been a fan ofthe chocolate peppermint combination. Same really
yeah, never Like you know peoplelove those mint frosted chocolate brownies. Oh
yeah, yeah I don't. Andthen I don't know what these are either

(01:40:15):
Twizzlers eater Maybe it means Easter bunnies. Probably Easter it's just a misprint.
Twizzlers, Easter bunnies, cherry candy, cherry. If you like fruity candy,
these cute Twizzlers Easter bunnies are agreat treat for you. They're bite
sized, cherry flavored licorice pieces.No, I assume they're in they're just
little licorice bunnies. Yeah, littleTwizzler bunnies. It look like a gummy,

(01:40:38):
but they're licorice. Yeah, yeah, okay, so i'd eat those.
Notably absent from that list, peeps. Peeps are not there, and
they're not good because they're growing.The only thing peeps are good for is
putting him in the microwave on highand watching them explode. Somebody knows those
jelly beans and he says they're trash. They are made with dirt. Yeah,

(01:41:01):
I don't. Jelly beans are essentiallysugar, right, Yeah. I
used to kind of like jelly bellieswhen they were a thing. The popcorn
flavor. Yeah, I'd like toget the flavors and and they had these
little charts where you could mix theflavors. Except there was one jelly belly
that tasted like fresh cut grass andit was just I don't think it was

(01:41:24):
supposed to. And then there wasanother one that tasted like crest tooth based.
So there you go. That's thelist of somebody. Somebody sent a
picture of the Twizzler bunnies. Boy, I need a bag of those.
Are basic. They're just little liquorsshaped like a bunny. But it's it's
like those little bite sized Twizzlers youused to get and they're delicious and and

(01:41:45):
they're barely shaped like bunnies. Yeah, they're kind of like bunnies that maybe
have big tumors on them. Blob. Yeah, well we have time for
the do you want to do thelemons? Seven ways lemons can change your
life? Okay, okay, changemy life lemon and I'm a fan of
lemons. Where lemons snobs at ourhouse, none of that bottled lemon juice.

(01:42:09):
My wife will fresh lemons constantly abag of my Costco number one.
Lemons are natural cleaning agents. Yes, they stand out as widely embrace eco
friendly cleaning solutions versat enough to revivekitchen faucets and maintain a sparkling bathroom.
And if you've got a stinky foodgrinder in your sink, you know,

(01:42:30):
disposal you put up like a lemonrind down there. Oh yeah, cleans
it right out an aromatic home freshener. I love the smell. It's one
of my favorite smells. If youhad unwonted odors in your home, you
can just slice up some lemons andput them in and slice lemons and a
handful of clothes and a pan ofwater and I think you put it on

(01:42:53):
the stove and just kind of simmer. It is the right and then the
vapors katies exactly. Yeah, it'skind of like a popa reefing, you
know, a garden pest deterrent.Really, lemons h create. You can
create a citrus based spray by mixinglemon juice with water to protect plants from
invaders like ants and athens. Theyare a beauty treatment. Incorporate lemons into

(01:43:16):
your beauty regime. Todd gonna,They're gonna grow my hair back. The
citric acid acts as a gentle exfoliant, promoting skin skin renewal. Create a
face mask with lemon juice and honeyto brighten the complexion, minimize blemishes,
and kill bacteria and fight acne.Okay, lemon infused hair rinse all right.

(01:43:39):
Anti rust solution really combat rust onmetal surfaces by applying a paste made
of lemon juice and salt. HI don't know. Yeah, it loosens
the rust from the metal underneath,and then the salt acts as a gentle
abrasive. Interesting and there you Andfinally it's a do it yourself furniture polish.

(01:44:00):
You can mix up leak equal partsof lemon juice with white vinegar.
Mix it well, and you havea spray bottle. Pour it a mixture
into the bottle, equal parts lemonjuice, white vinegar, and you can
spray it on a cloth and thendust your furniture. It's nice. Back
in my golden corral days, wewould clean. We had the glass coffee
pots you know that restaurants have,and we would clean them. You'd put

(01:44:23):
a scoop of ice and some saltand squeeze some lemon juice in it and
just swish it around and it wouldit would clean the coffee pot thing.
I have a glass caraffe on oneof my coffee pots and the inside I
don't know how it manages the stainedglass, but coffee does. Try the
try the ice, salt and lemonjuice in my work. Also, I

(01:44:44):
don't care that it's stained. Soalso, Bill, why did you go,
why don't you go suck a lemon? Well? I have done that
on occasion, and now we gota texture. Very upset. What we
get the lemon list and no saucelist. An outrage guy in the chat
room found your sauce list. Ohoh, Denny, because he can find
anything because I mean I accidentally accidentally. Yeah, that was an accident.

(01:45:09):
Yeah, print print it out,guy, and get it to us.
All right. Is you're a linkto it or is it? Well,
it's on the New York Times.Do you have a New York Times subscription?
Yes? Okay, if you goin the chat room, click on
the link. Okay, it'll comeup. Oh damn it, it will
will. Damn you, damn it, it will. All right, I'll

(01:45:30):
print it up or put it backin my file. Just have it standing
by. Okay. You know we'reout of time now, but enjoyed another
list with Radio from Hell on Xninety six. Now people are questioning the
salt and lemon with the rust thingbecause salt creates rust. Well, you
don't leave it on there. Herinse it off. Yeah, I mean
it's just for a and a break. You know, I would assume you

(01:45:54):
leave it on there for a littlebit. Listen, I'm sure on the
sauce list there's a sauce that willalso fight rust. There it is twenty
simple saucee that will transform any mealagain and also fight rust. From rhythmics

(01:46:21):
this morning for our friend Milton who'slistening in Murray, Milton and Murray the
Rhythmics. Because Murray likes vinyl,they do forty five. Murray is very
popular and vinyl is very popular inMurray. All right, Ah, let's
see oh nine to ten. Let'sget to the Boner recap games. All

(01:46:44):
right, let's get to what dowe have as a prize for that?
So well? First of all,brought to you by our friends at Cat
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Benjamin on the fifth of October atUtah First Credit Union Amphitheater. Concert Details

(01:47:09):
can be found at X ninety sixdot com. And who do we have
to play? Zach is here?Zach? Hi? Hi? Hey?
Where are you calling from? I'min solid right now? All right?
Zach? Did you hear the Bonercandidates earlier today? I did. It'll
be easy, easy, He's apretty easy one anyway. But you're gonna
win tickets to see Stained and BreakingBenjamin. I feel certain here are the

(01:47:32):
candidates, you tell me the winner. Number one was again with the honking
and the shooting. We had acase of this earlier in the week,
a local case where some people weresentenced for shooting at a Amazon driver because
the Amazon driver honked at them becausethey'd cut them off in traffic, and

(01:47:54):
so these guys came back and shotat the Amazon driver. This case happened
in India. I believe a seventeenyear old girl had the scare of her
life when somebody shot at her forhonking at her because somebody had cut her
off and she honked, and thenthey came back around and shot up her
car. Didn't hurt her, thankgoodness. Number two was five grand for

(01:48:17):
two of them. That's a bargain. It's about a Kentucky so called mother
and father who were arrested recently forallegedly trying to sell their newborn twin daughters
for five thousand dollars. It's abargain. And then boner candidate at number
three was they spelled out a racialslur with crackers, soda crackers, specifically,

(01:48:42):
Sarah Tooga Springs family wants more done. Their son was a victim of
a racist act at a convention witha high school group FFA. The young
man was all day at the convention. He comes back to his hotel room
and somebody had vandalized the room,seriously vandalized it and spelled out the letters

(01:49:02):
NIG in soda crackers. I believethis is a young man of color,
and he says, people at thehigh school use that word all the time.
So those were the three candidates,Zach, who was the winner?
I believe it was number three.You believe correctly, that is correct.

(01:49:25):
Congratulations. You will be going tosee Stained and Breaking Benjamin. Enjoy the
show, Zach, and hang onthe line. Somebody will tell you what
you need to do next. Thereyou go pretty easy. Got this,
Yes, I've had this ring onmy right hand for years. I don't
know how many years. I think, maybe longer than I've had my wedding

(01:49:47):
ring. Really yeah, I thinkmy wife bought me as I recall,
my wife bought me this ring atsome kind of a fair at the University
of Utah. What I recall,and uh, this is way before we
were married. And I've had itand it's got I don't know, it's
got a little Indian Native American symbolson it of some sort. Silver ring,

(01:50:11):
nice little ring. I just noticedthis morning it broke. It just
cracked right in. Oh oh my. You know I can't wear it that
way. Really, it's gonna eitherget lost or get caught on something.
It's not you know, it wasnothing expensive, but I would assume somebody.
Could I know someone that can fixthat? Yeah? Yeah, blind

(01:50:35):
looks jewelry. Blind guy like theguy that made the this what I'm wearing
my my Martin Gore safety pin,pearl strand necklace. He does, he
does jewelry. Where is he?Uh, it's broken? Oh yeah,
it's broken Kelby. Yes, andhe also does he does jewelry. Yeah,

(01:50:56):
so will you just take this andhave him fix at? Okay,
no, he does. He fixedsome rings for my mom. Like he's
just this insane jeweler as well.Now, wow, I think I think
that, I mean, I thinkthis is I mean it is silver.
But yeah, yeah, you canfix it. But there was probably a
seam there or something. And it'sjust I've worn it for so long.

(01:51:16):
It's it's war through interesting all right. Anyway, I'd hate to lose it.
We'll get it taken care of.Bill. Okay, gotcha, got
it covered. That's right, man, I'm glad I brought it up.
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(01:52:01):
have seen them there at the story, but I want one. I want
one at my house. I willspend the summer in and outdoor day bed.
I didn't know that was a thing. Well sounds lovely. You in
the age of social media where everyflex and flicker flex and flicker is meticulously
curated. Emmanuel Macrome, or asthey say on NPR, Emmanuel Macon appears

(01:52:28):
committed to performing the art of visualrhetoric. You know who that is,
right, dog? What Emmanuel Macrome. No, he's the president of France.
Oh okay, okay, okay,his personal I just do from Macrome.
His personal photographer, Swasen de laMoricire, caused quite a stir in

(01:52:51):
France earlier this week when she releasedtwo images depicting the French president boxing a
punching bag with his face a pictureof steely resolve as chiseled biceps rippled from
beneath his shirt. The black andwhite shots of Macron were received as a

(01:53:12):
display of ultimate virility. According tothe French newspaper niss Matin. Did you
see these photos, by the way, No. Many posted that the projection
of makismo and strength comes as partof a pr offensive as the French president
takes a harder stance on the RussiaUkraine war. I was gonna ask if
they're as good as the shirtless putinphotos that are out there. He looks

(01:53:36):
pretty tough. I mean, they'rewell done photographs for one thing, But
he looks like he knows his wayaround a punching bag in the gym.
And then there's a picture of himthis sort of reclining and lounging on a
couch and not in his boxing gear, just wearing a pair of black pants
and a white shirt, and hisshirt is open almost to his navel and

(01:53:59):
he's got a really hairy chess.A guy in the chat room found a
found a couple of them. Yeah, I mean, I mean's good.
Yeah, I mean he's he looksgood and uh, but people are speculating
that he's he's doing this to say, look, don't mess with France,
okay, because I'll pound you.Machine Gun Kelly, on the other hand,

(01:54:20):
doesn't look that great. Fox andMegan Fox and mister Kelly MG are
living separately now where, working throughtheir rocky relationship. A source tells US
Weekly. Megan Fox is living inMalibu while Machine Gun is staying at their

(01:54:41):
end See No home. They havenever married, and now it looks like
they're not going to. I Ithis kind of stems back to ask the
program director that we did yesterday onbehalf of Me. I would like to
apologize for us ever playing Thank You, Machine Gun, Kelly. I should
have stuck to my guns when Iinitially thought absolutely not. Yea, I

(01:55:05):
should not touch this. I don'tthink anybody should play machine Gun Kellys instincts.
I know it's Yeah, the couplewho got engaged in January of twenty
twenty two have no plans for awedding now anytime soon, but some friends
are not convinced that they will endthe relationship. Now, is this just
a promotional photo or is he reallytattooed his body that they so it's black

(01:55:30):
everywhere? I think that's what Ithink they said he did. Yeah,
I believe that happened. That's abad choice. Well, he's made many
bad choices, including getting engaged toMegan fog. Let's see. Bruce Springsteen
made a triumphant return to the stage. I don't wonder if we have this
picture as he resumed his long awaitedtour on Tuesday night, but some fans

(01:55:51):
took notice of his apparent resemblance toTilda Swinton. Now, that does not
look like Bruce Springsteen to me,it doesn't. No, I don't.
And and what's with his It lookslike Kurt Smith from Tears for Fears?
What's with his? I can't figureout his shirt is open? And what
are we seeing there? Cleavage?Man? Cleavage? Bill? I don't

(01:56:14):
that all looks fake to me?For some reason? I know it doesn't
look like Yeah, but absolutely theythought, as somebody said, I thought
that was Tilda Swinton in the ina new role where she plays a wrestler.
A fan wrote on on Twitter alongsidea shocking photo if Bruce Springsteen alone,
damn it, he's wearing a plaidshirt partially open or open reviewing his

(01:56:34):
chest. I can't unsee this,wrote one person. You're telling me that's
not Tilda. Oh my god,I thought it was Tilda. To another
person said Billy Joel has adopted anew, more echo friendly or eco friendly
way to community commute to work inNew York. He takes the train now

(01:56:55):
the Long Island Railroads. Oh good, I want to. I want I
used to take a helicopter, hetold Newsweek. I remember that he had
some neighbors. He's like a dailyjob, I mean yeah, explaining that
he's changed his mind on account ofsafety reasons. He's an accountant downtown.
Well he should, you know,I mean, but he should change his

(01:57:15):
mind for safety reasons because, asyou will remember his I think she was
his ex wife by this time.But Christy Brinkley was involved in a horrible
helicopter accident and was nearly killed alongwith a bunch of other people, one
of them a shopping mall baron.I forget his name now, I think

(01:57:38):
she was married to him at thetime, but remember that one. Yeah,
yeah, Christy Brinkley got all ButBilly Joel says, now, I
take the Long Island Railroad as Igo into the heart of the city.
He's finishing up the let. He'shad a residency at Madison Square Garden for
quite some time. He just takesthe train. Yeah, I mean I
can respect that. Yeah, hejust takes a train. I'd write a

(01:57:59):
try and ride a train with BillyJoel and he and he wrote that.
He wrote that song New York Stateof Mind, and it's about him riding
on a train. I'll contact theMake a Wish people and we'll want to
ride a train with Billy Joel.When you when you get your life threatening
illness right, yes, I thinkI have it already. Uh let's see.

(01:58:20):
Uh. Blanket Jackson, Blanket Blanket. Yeah, that's what one of
Michael Jackson's kids is named. Michael. I named him Blanket. Blanket.
Jackson and his grandmother, Catherine Jackson, are caught in a bitter battle involving
his late father's estate, and it'sescalated to the point where Blanket is taking

(01:58:40):
her to court. According to courtdocuments obtained by E. T. Blanket
wants they call him Biggie. Apparentlywants the I think bank blankets better than
Biggie or is it big b Iit's b I g I so wants the
court to deny his grandmother's request thatthe estate fork over money to cover attorney's

(01:59:01):
fees that she has incurred in herquest to appeal a court's prior ruling involving
the estate. In court documents filedthis week in Los Angeles County Superior Court,
Blankett says that the fees claim forlegal services for an appeal do not
benefit the estate and should not begranted. This family is just terrible.
They're terrible. The money should goto the kid because he's the most innocent

(01:59:26):
in this whole mess. Yeah,sure, let's see. Apparently The Who
got together with Eddie Vedder and thereis a video. I haven't watched the
video yet, but they performed withthe Heart of England Orchestra at London's Royal
Albert Hall and a surprise guest,Eddie Vedder, came out near the end
to join the Who on the quadRaffinia Classic, The Punk and The Godfather.

(01:59:48):
The show was part of a weekendlong series, a week long series
of events at the Royal Albert Halldesigned to raise money for the Teenage Cancer
Trust. Roger Daltrey has curated theconcert series since two He's stepping down this
year. The thirty two million raisedfrom these concerts has been the foundation for
the twenty eight specialized units within theNational Health Service. Is this it?

(02:00:15):
It's just someone's so it's not Eddie. Eddie Vedder's contribution to the events sounded
like this, oh ahead and whoaaaitagain here? I beg your pardon right
there. Eddie Vetter is a goodsinger. I love Eddie Vedder. I
love Pearl Jam, but it's sometimeshard to understand what he says, and

(02:00:36):
by that I mean almost all thetime. But I love great play.
I played Pearl Jam on Todd's turntableyesterday afternoon at three o'clock. Please listen
to my show in the afternoon.That's the only reason we have Todd on
our show, so he can payI beg people to listen to his show
in the afternoon. We're We're numberthree in afternoons we're trying. We can
do that, you can do better. Yeah. Wow. It was William

(02:01:02):
Shatner's birthday today. He's ninety three. And on Wikipedia, I was looking
up the films that he's been.He's been in sixty five movies officially.
Wow, he's been. This mustbe episodes, it says TV television series
one hundred and eleven. He hasn'tbeen in a hundred and eleven different series.

(02:01:24):
It must be episodes, it mustbe. Yeah. And so the
first movie he was in was innineteen fifty one, WHOA And it's called
The Butler's Night Off, and heplayed a crook and it doesn't say anything
more about it than that. Butthen he went on to do He was
in a pretty big movie in nineteenfifty eight called The Brothers Karamazov. Jul

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Brenner was in it, Claire Bloom, a big cast. And then this
is I want to see this one, The Explosive Generation, where he's a
high school tea and and he hasto teach the kids, you know,
all about morality and all that kindof thing. But then he was in

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a huge film and it's one thatI remember seeing when I was a really
really little kid. Called Judgment atNuremberg, which is a was a gigantic
production, and it's a film aboutthe Nuremberg Nazi trials. They put all
they when they captured a bunch ofthe Nazis like Adolf Eichmann and those guys,

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put them on trial. And thefilm was really controversial because they used
and I remember seeing this as akid, and it just was awful.
They used actual newsreel footage of concentrationcamps and the piles of bodies and things
like that at Auschwitz and the andall that. And he played he plays

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like a young Chattner plays a youngAir Force lawyer in that I got a
couple of minutes of the explosive generation. I just I was gonna tell you
to check it out. The peoplewho plan this course, thank these are
the things that most concerned. I'mtaking up a collection. It looks like
you, Holms, what about now? Practically everything on the list is about

(02:03:15):
the future. What about your dayto day concerns and feelings? Oh,
let me put it this way.How can you decide for yourselves what you
want to become? Unil you knowwho and what you are? Well,
I don't wonder ring about a newlist. All right, then, I
say the thing all of us aremost concerned with is sex. Where are

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you jam? Yeah? Controversial.We've already discussed sex in health and hygiene.
I'm not talking about venereal disease orhow babies are born. What you
mean of personal relations, Jannet?I mean the day to day problems you're
talking about, like how far agirl has to go with a boy just

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to be popular. What I startedto say was that the things you mentioned
are probably much better discussed with yourown parents. Huh have you ever tried
to talk about sex with my mother? Well? Yes, As a matter
of fact, the parents aren't theonly ones to blame. What about the
boys who think they have to provewhat big men they are? Well?

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Since when is it just the boys? Yeah? It still takes two,
you know. I like we're theones to try to keep things in line.
I'd like to try and find ascene from Incubus. It's the movie
he filmed entirely. It was filmedentirely in Esperanza. I've heard about this
movie, but I've never heard anyI've never seen it, or you know

(02:04:41):
what Esperanto was taught. I donot it was a language that was created
by some I forget who, whichwas intended to become a universal language that
everyone in the world would speak,and they were serious about it. Huh,
not unlike klingony it. It's justthat. So this is Esperanto especto

(02:05:08):
ci time, so sounds kind ofFrench and sort of French and sort of
little little Spanish, and yeah,it's Esperanto was created to become and the
people who created really wanted it tobe a worldwide language. I mean,

(02:05:30):
if pig Latin didn't work out,there was always that. Let's see what
else was he in? That wasWhite Comanche, that some real pot boilers,
Big Bad Mama, The Devil's Rain, Kingdom of the Spiders, Yes,
which was just I've seen that,You've thought Todd. You were saying,
that's great, spiders take over thesmall town, the old Tarantulas.

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And then finally in nineteen seventy nineStar Trek the motion picture. When did
the TV series began, Kerrie?That was sixty six. I think you're
right, Yeah, he so TV. He started in nineteen fifty four on
the Canadian Howdy Duty Show. Thenhe was in those episodes of Halford Hitchcock

(02:06:18):
Presents, which were great. Hewas on Ed Sullivan doing something You're Shttner
in Big Bad Mama. Go ahead, colonel, go ahead, yourself got
him with a Southern ax out bythat. No, your face, share

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room. You're a stupid kid havingI want want to do it. He's
spending so much time focusing on hiscigarette. That's the whole scene is that
he's smoking. And so there's thescene Star Trek the original series nineteen sixty
sixty sixty nine. By the way, if you're just me and Shanner is
not Dad Fine Memorial, he's fine. His birth he's fine, He's just

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fine. Yes, he was inan episode of Iron Sides. See,
oh, here's his other series.So he so he went from Star Trek
to Owen Marshall Counselor at Law.He was on that for a year.
No, before that, he wason Iron Side. So I guess with

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what's his name, Big o'pad oldCannon and then he then the next series
he had was, Oh he didhe was on Star Trek the animated series.
All of them did that, didn'tthey? Yeah, most of them
did. And then I don't see, Oh, there's Barbary Coast nineteen seventy

(02:07:47):
five to nineteen seventy six Barbary Coast, fourteen episodes that did not work out
well. It's not that's not ahit TV. It is. No,
it did not work out well.And then TJ Hooker comes after. Oh
that's why I all about t JHooker. Hooker is a good cop.
Yeah, that was a big deal. That would last for a bit,
but a few years. T JHooker in five seasons nineteen eighty two to

(02:08:09):
nineteen eighty six. All right,and with Adrian Samat of course, of
course, and my friend, we'vegot to do something. As you can
tell, I don't talk like that, although the same, the same.
This is the way I talk.I talk like this. Okay, alive
the four hundred and thirty crew menstand in the balance. This is hysterical.
Really, what sure are we onanyway? William Shatner reviews impressions of

(02:08:31):
William Shatner good on YouTube. Let'ssee if he's doing anything today. He's
got his documentary is out, Mastersof the Universe Revolution. He's doing voices
in He's the voice of the He'sthe voice of Skeletor. Before he became
Skeletor, He's King says it's KingGeldor Keldor and Skeletor. Yeah, yeah,

(02:08:56):
and uh yeah he's doing that nowand yeah. His documentary was Rebecca
Frost went and saw it and shesaid, Uh, it's basically two and
a half hours of him rambling?Is it? What is it called?
You know? Bill? Bill,it's the Cranberries. Sorry, I have

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breaking news over here. What Imean if I'm in here for Gina,
Yeah, she would want me toreport this, but it is now officially
confirmed. Kevin Bacon, star ofFootloose, You're gonna be returning to Payson
High School where the film was shotand make an appearance at their at their
prom this year. So it's thefreieth anniversary of footthooth filmed in Payson well

(02:09:43):
and Lee Lee High Rollers, butthe school stuff was payin high school.
My my, my excitement is palpable. You know. Kevin Bacon was in
Friday the Thirteenth Part one. Yes, he want and they're gonna tear down
pays. Yeah, that they're gonnatear down. So he's gonna visit the
place. It's about time being reall right, shall we do the boner
of the week and then get outof here. Yeah, all right,

(02:10:03):
Dave the flower guy is here.Good morning, David. David you are
ready to go? I would assumeyeah, okay, because I know you've
got to get out there and sellsome flowers. So hey, okay,
well here we go. David willselect the boner of the week Monday.
Number one. Where's Tommy? Where'dyou see him? Or? Where Tommy?
Where'd you see him? Where?What do they look like? Tommy?

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What were they doing? Come on, Tommy, we need examples.
That was Republican Alabama Senator Tommy Tulberbillhere in Salt Lake City saying, I've
traveled all over the country, fiftystates. I've been in good places,
bad places. One thing I see, we're losing our kids to a Satanic
cult. Oh yeah, really,where are they? Boner candidate number two
from Tuesday, You filthy pigs haveno one to blame but yourselves. These

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people who've just ruined this free beachin California with human waste, and they're
just so they have to close thebeach down and not allow any one on
it for at least two years,they said. Boner candidate number three from
Wednesday, Hey, honked at me. This is the Salt Lake City guy
who was honked at by an Amazondriver, and of course that justified the

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guy pulling out a gun and shootingit at the Amazon truck. And then
boner candidate number four from yesterday,they were left to waste. Somebody shot
This is out in out in EmeryCounty, Utah. Somebody shot a moose
and left it there to rot,and at least eighteen Canadian geese left to

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rot. And then finally this onefrom today, they spelled out a racial
slur with crackers. You've heard themall, David, you listened all week.
Which one is the worst? Numberfour? Number four, number four?
Yesterday they were left to waste?Here you go me't your boner of
the week. Excellent, Thank you, David. All right, let's do

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the promo and crawl toward the exits. Then you're ready to Yes, I'm
not Wait a second, there itis okay, ready, Hey, thanks
for letting me be here. Ireally had a great time, but I
don't want to have to wake upfreaking early on Monday. Well you're off
the hook, Gina. We'll beback, so go ahead and sleep in.
But if you sleep in that meansyou miss farting around right at six

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am. Okay, so don't sleepin. Join us for farting around and
more on Monday's Radio from Hell Showx ninety six. All Right, lovely,
my job as always, Katie,Thank you Tom for being here,
livelong, and prosper Bitches, don'tyou know who I am? Kevin Bacon's
coming back to Pace in high school