A sick threesome - TUE 8.2

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
In years? Was it the sheriff? Was that what it was? Well,
sheriff didn't do him no favors? Was it? Did someone
rat him out to the sheriff? I forgot anyway.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Sheriff just pulled him over, you know, or gave him
a lift across the bridge out of town, told him
go and get Then Rambo turned around came back to
town because he wasn't done with his mission yet. He
was still oscar Mike, and so he comes back into town.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
The Sheriff's like, now told you to get. Now you
didn't get.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
I got to take you down to jail, turn you
over to some of the deputies, who gave him a
pretty rough time, you know, nothing like what the Kong
did to him, but still pretty bad, all right.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
It says here in first plot, John Rambo isn't explicitly
betrayed by a single individual, but the character I didn't
think so who most directly sets off the chain of
events leading to rambos ordeal as sheriff will teasel. Well, yeah,
the sheriff set off the chain of events, that's for sure.
Portrayed by Brian Denny. He was good diesel stops Rambo
as he's passing through the small town of Hope, Washington.
Already told you that simply because he doesn't look like

(00:57):
the look of him. He's a drifter with long hair
and a military jacket. The sheriff's initial hostility and decision
to arrest Rambo for vagrancy, despite Rambo doing nothing illegal,
sparks the conflict again what I said. Once in custody,
Rambo is mistreated by the deputies. Hello, particularly Deputy Sergeant
Art Gult.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, he ends up uh well face down and well,
I think actually face up in the rocks.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
He takes an especially statistic pleasure in antagonizing Rambo. This
abuse triggers Rambo's PTSD from his Vietnam War experiences. Yeah,
and anyway, Adrian like that. I think that's a different movie, Billy.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Ed Oh yeah, still, you know, I'm sure she wasn't
happy with the way they treated him.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
And then remember when Rambo goes in the bathroom and
they don't have toilet paper in the future, so he
uses the three shells and then never explains how that
works exactly. Or was that Judge Dredd I forgot, No,
that wasn't neither one. No, it's Judge Dredds. It was
Wesley Snipe. Wesley Snipes goes in the bathroom. Now we're
all confused. There's no way I'm confus using Wesley Snipes

(02:00):
for Sylvester. Still, I don't know why you would. And
then remember The Pirate where Rambo has to go to
Tulsa because he's in this protection program. Everybody thinks that sucks,
but it turns out to be an okay thing. Right
he what did he do? He made lemonade? Didn't he?
Did you think Tulsa King was going to be a
good show when you watch them, not at all. Before
you watch the first five minutes of it, did you

(02:21):
ever think You're like, wait, what, he's a mob boss
in Oklahoma. This is gonna suck. The first episode was
very stereotypical of you know, making fun of different things
that Hollywood makes fun of, and you know, like the
guy that's been in jail for twenty years comes out
and doesn't know how to use the internet or what

(02:44):
is texting? Oh, people in jail aren't cut off from
the rest of the world for twenty years. No, they
do have texting, and they know, they watch television, they
see the news, they smuggle cell phones somehow, and people
use them in prison, believe it or not. All right, people,
it's about to get weird in here. Everybody ready. Oh boy,

(03:07):
hey everyone, it's back to school time. Let's go back
to school with Kenny. Back after spring break for a
lot of people. Sure, And who's this report pride to
us by? That would be our good friends at the
Silver Slipper Casino. Oh don't you love it? I mean
you can just talk about possibly like scheduling a trip

(03:29):
in the future to the Silver Slipper Casino and you're
in a good mood. It also lifts your spirits. Yeah.
I love going to the Silver Slipper And children are
never allowed. That's probably one of my favorite things about it.
You know, you might be owning something there. A sixth
grade teacher in Phoenix has been arrested for exposing himself.
But it's a little different than what you would think. Okay,

(03:50):
he got arrested for relieving himself into a can. Oh yeah,
remember you mentioned this earlier. He said he didn't know
what to do because he didn't have anyone to cover
his class while he went to the back. Here are
the parents of the children at the school talking about
what happened.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
This will be shocking, I guess, especially for my brother
that comes to the.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
School well upset and mad because I just to find
out that it was one of our schools.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
That's pretty sad and upsetting.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
I'm proud of them for doing the right choice and
not keeping it to themselves because at the end of
the day, there's still children. It's kind of crazy to
think about it.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I'm not sure what he was commenting on, whether he
was commenting on the gapeean or somebody ratting him out.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
It almost sounded like they got soundbites from those people.
But those people weren't actually trying to talk to the media.
They were just put on the spot like, yeah, exactly,
Oh I guess, yeah, you shouldn't do that. According to
the school's website and his own LinkedIn page, Curt Hinton
served in the Army before becoming an English teacher at
Wilson Elementary School in Phoenix.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
However, most of the kids come to that school already speak English.
Should make his job pretty easy.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
You know, he's a valid point, but remember this is
pretty close to the border. Yeah. Anyway, it turns out
he is on temporary leave now after he's been arrested.
Four students, a twelve year old boy and three eleven
year old girls, went to the principal to share what
they witnessed. They heard his zip and the sound of
running water, and they looked over to see their teacher
peeing into a can while sitting at his desk. Oh,

(05:18):
he was sitting down. The students said it was behind
the desk, that they couldn't see anything. If it was
behind the desk, they said they saw his exposed his
p and le, Yeah, penis, and he adjusted his pants
and belt. When officers talked to him, he admitted it
while in class. He did relieve himself, but insisted he
kept himself properly covered. Yeah, I bet he did. When

(05:40):
asked why this happened, he said he didn't know how
to get in contact with another teacher to watch his class,
so he reverted.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
What do you think would happen if he walked away
from his class for two minutes? Did he think they
were going to set the place on fire or they
were all going to leave before he could get back?
What is he a jailer or is he an educator?

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Well, he claims that when he was in the military,
this is what they used to do. Well, yeah, that
doesn't answer my question, but that's his claim. Yeah, I
don't know either. Yeah, he admitted multiple times that his
actions were a poor use of judgment and he made
a mistake. He also said he was new to the
school so he didn't know.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Oh well, yeah, all the other schools will let you
pee at the classroom.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
He was booked into jail on suspicion of four felony
counts of indecent exposure. And how does that go over
when you tell your your roommate there in prison, hey,
what are you in for? Pean? You know, in his defense,
at least he was in the military, so he could
probably defend himself. But yeah, I mean if you were
some like hardened thug with face tattoos and you found

(06:41):
out your bunkmate got arrested for relieving himself into a
canon an elementary school, I would say you probably have
a new girlfriend. It sounds like it.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
And yeah, I love the spellerblad Pum in the morning.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
This is the Walton and Johnson show. Spiked it peaked
in the nineties. That was it. It'll never be as
good as was then. Everybody thinks that about the generation
they grew up in that's when you think it peaked.
Some people think it peaked in the fifties, right after
World War Two and everybody was old, you know, like

(07:14):
excited and happy about the future, and then things went
downhill after the sixties. That's ridiculous. In the fifties, you
guys didn't even have instant coffee. I mean, that's stupid. Yeah,
that's up. You guys didn't even have aol instant messenger.
They've got senka. You know they had senka? What was
senka coffee? Well then why don't you just call it coffee?
A special coffee? What was instant decaf? Whatever?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Just it was a mess but they just everybody wanted
to call it senka.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
What do you call everything? A coke?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
You wanted, doctor Pepper, bring me a coke? What kind uh,
doctor Pepper? I call it pop? I know you do
that drives. You try to stop it, but you just
keep doing it anyway.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
You know what I make Billy eds pop, a diet
pop just a mass. Well that's a good plan. I
don't want no DDP. It's not with that no DDP.
What is that, doctor Pepper? Oh? I think you're talking
about diamond Dallas Page.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
No DDP DP. Everybody knows dp's Dr Pepper. Ddp's not
doctor Pepper. It's that easy, I promise you. Everyone does
not know that DP is doctor Pepper.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Everybody tell Kenny he's wrong, mister. Meantime, mister Kenneth in
your community, is DP doctor Pepper? Not at all mine either.
Oh god, oh, y'all are getting just disgusting. You said it.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Will is the fellow who emailed about your age limit.
My age limit, he says, Gunner. He knows your nickname.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Gunner's strong arm. That's me. That's what I'm known as.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Says I'm your age, and I agree with you on
girls twenty five and under can't form a complete sentence,
but here's the rule of thumb for your age consideration.
It's half your age and then plus seven should be
the youngest girl your day. So if you're fifty, you
have that to twenty five and then you add seven.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Is it thirty she's thirty two? Yeah, twenty five plus
seven is thirty two. Carry one. I promise you it's
thirty two.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Looks like thirty two is what I got right anyway,
So he says, so your minimum age would be twenty eight.
I know you don't want to do the math live
on the air. We shouldn't even have tried the but
I've already figured out that twenty eight is a problem.
But you did date a twenty eight year old, so
it was allowed. It also works the other direction. Your
age minus seven and then double it. Huh, your age

(09:35):
minus seven? So what you're forty two, I'm forty two. Yeah,
take seven off of that anybody.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
The woman I'm dating right now is a couple of
years older than me, but she's thirty five, but she
doesn't want people to know I'm dating her. So your
maximum age is seventy mine that, yeah, that's the maximum
is you know, take seven off and then doubling, so
anywhere between twenty eight and seventy, and then you can

(10:02):
modify it to your taste after that. Wait a second here, Oprah,
why you're probably good? No, seventy one. I couldn't do that, Oprah,
seventy one? She really? Yeah, time flies. If Oprah's out
of my edge group, then I got to get a
different age group.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
But when you turn forty three, she won't be my
goal in life. You'll be catching her at that point.
My goal in life is to nail Oprah. Okay, I'm
gonna do it, so when you're forty three. Essentially, just
so we're clear, I'll agree to it. Okay, take seven
off of forty three. Okay, okay, where are you? Seven
off of forty three? Thirty six?

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Thank you? Sure? Double that double thirty six would be
seventy two. Yeah, nowl does Oprah seventy one? So I
can nail Oprah is after your birthday? Yes, Oprah, Come
in July. You'll be able to have all the fun
with Oprah you want, bro. January twenty ninth, nineteen fifty four,
Oprah Winfrey, you and I are going to Poundtown, young lady. Okay,

(10:59):
I am going to make you a very happy woman.
You and Gail and anyone else, said Michelle and Whoopee
they can attend to. Boy, that'd be a crazy party, Oprah, Gail, Michelle,
Obama and Whoopy Goldberg. We want that to happen. That
would be crazy. Your baby and me, me and me, me, Whoopy, Michelle,
Gale and Oprah. That would be insane. Two dudes and

(11:20):
three checks. Dude, I get it.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Other email Uh this guy didn't. Oh it's al uh says,
talk about that judge, remember the judge that says you
ought not to deport all these violent criminals and gang
members and stuff, because Bodsburg, he'd like them to keep,
you know, doing all their crime here in America.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Those illegal immigrant criminal gang members are important to Judge Boseburg.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
The judge said that one of the things that he
was so concerned about in these deported thugs was notification.
They didn't get notified in advance ahead of time, so
they could you know, prepare I guess to prepare for
to be deported or to run and hide. I'm not
sure what he wanted him to do, but it does

(12:05):
make you wonder where is his concern for any of
the victims. Did they get notification before they were robbed, rape,
kidnapped or murdered. I'm pretty sure that Lake and Riley Gal,
she probably if she'd have had early notification that she
was going to be murdered, might have made some changes

(12:26):
to her daily plans.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Then, Huh. It would have been real helpful for Lake
and Riley if she'd have known that. Yeah, her Joscelyn Hungary,
Jocen Hungary would have liked if you could have let
her know before she was going to get raped to
death under a bridge by two trende raguas. They don't
do that, And the judge doesn't seem to think that's
any different. Hmm.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Herve does see it different. It's just yeah, he needs
to go. We need to pick a country. Let him
pick a country. Well, it will give him, like, you know,
a hat with six countries' names in it, you can
go to Venezuela or what is.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
It, Salve, salvad something, Salvador mine. He's a white liberal.
He's gonna pick Canada, or he gets to pick from
the names we give him according to what, according to what? Like?
How does this work? How do we make them?

Speaker 2 (13:13):
How do we run six countries names down, all six
pieces of paper, We fold them up, we put them
in a hat. He picks one, and that's where he goes.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Somalia, North Korea. Somalia. That's a good one. Yeah, yeah,
I think so Colombia, Iran, Columbia's too nice. White people
go down there to get dental work done. It can't
be Columbia. That's white people. If white people go there
on vacation, that can't be a choice. He's gonna pick
that I would pick Columbia. I would you really sure
if my choices were Somalia, Iran, North Korea or Columbia. Yeah,

(13:41):
I'm going to the place with hot chicks and bikinis.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Sure you got to put one or two in there
to show your soft side that you care.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, well, maybe we could send him to Saint Louis.
Oh no, that's cruel. No, Columbia would be much better.
By the way, while we're on the topic, ten sex
offenders arrested in Miami by the Border Patrol over the
last couple of days. Here fourteen trendy Aragua gang members
busted in the DC metro area during raids. Two migrants

(14:11):
used underwater propulsion devices to illegally cross the Texas border river.
That's interesting. It crossed the Rio Grande underwater. Yeah, looks
it kind of looks like one of those things Johnny
Quest would have used to swim underwater. I've seen those advertised.
They're They're a little pricier than I plan to spend

(14:31):
on my underwater propulsion needs. Bro, I want to get
one of those. What do you think those cost? You're
gonna need a raise first. You don't think I could
get that on it is it like the uh, what.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
If you made four easy payments of only you know,
seventeen ninety five or whatever that We're great.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
That's what I'm doing with my door dash orders. Well, yeah,
I got the sex swing both back in the ceiling
this time. I'm sure I hit a stud. That makes
two studs in the house, Walton and Johnson.