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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm gonna straight up admit it. I couldn't take it
back fast enough. I said, before the break, did you
see that punter missed that ball? Yeah it was a
field goal kicker, not a punter. Okay, but he did
miss the ball. This dude for the New York Giants.
Oh man, the announced this last night. Couldn't stop laughing.
Uh wait, what are we talking about the football game
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one time?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, smarts, it's a sports report and it's brought to you.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
By good old Drogo's Restaurant, you know in Merory. They're
just kicking a breakfast off about now. About that, I
think that's a great idea. Breakfast is one of my
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Speaker 3 (00:41):
You know.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
They got locations in Bowser Lake, Charles, They're and Jackson
Baton Rouge. Our our listeners in Mississippi are enjoying it,
of course.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
But Drogo's Restaurant dot Com is a great website for
you to know. Check out what they got going on,
where they're located, and just when when breakfast might be
served at your because they don't do it at every
one of them.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Most of them don't.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
All right, kids, let's get fired up. It's Monday night
football action.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
New England over the New York Giants. Final school. It's
like twenty seven or seven at the half, it was done.
But thirty three to fifteen was the final. New England
Patriots have won ten in a row. They got the
best record in the NFL right now, without Bill Belichick
or Tom Brady. Wait, maybe those people were geniuses. Maybe
it was a whole team effort that made New England
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good and that good.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Again, disagree.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I'd like to offer Jordan Hudson as evidence to the
contrary on that.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
But the Giants, it just was an embarrassing moment when
the field goal kicker went to kick the ball and
he put his plant leg, you know, his plant foot
right there next to the ball like he's supposed to,
and then he dug his toe into the turf like
a good foot behind the ball. I think in golf
they call it like chili dipping or something. All you
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striped the ground with your golf club or in his case,
with your toe, and then he never hit the never
touched the ball all right.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
This happened in the second quarter. Giants kicker Young ho Ku.
What Young Hoku? The Giants kicker jammed his foot into
the artificial turf while attempting a field goal. Troy Aikman
was doing commentary couldn't stop laughing every time they did
a replay. Thirty seven yard try now by a young
way carnity stumper.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
He stumped like I've ever seen that. Looked like he
just stepped his foot right into the turf. Whoops, whoops.
I guess that goes down as a miss. I don't know.
He never touched the ball. It was a miss, sure,
but it's not a miss because he never touched the football. No, perfect.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Well, the the guy that was holding the holder for
the field goal, he immediately was you know, figured well,
I got to do something here. The guy didn't kick
the ball, so he grabs it. You know, he's already
holding the ball. He stands up with it and then
immediately gets swarmed by five or six in the big
old defensive players just smooshed him into the ground.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
They shot a slow moo replay of Giants quarterback Jackson
Dart's reaction. He was saying, oh my god, and disbelief.
That was a tough one.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
For the people on the ESPN game day that try
to kick a field goal at the colleges.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
They kick better than that guy.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I've never seen one of them jam their foot into
the ground behind the ball. Yeah, it's just of course
they almost never make the field goal either. Well, that's
just the first story in sports. What else you Kentucky
fired their head coach Mark Stoops right after he was
interviewed after the last game where they suffered an embarrassing
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loss last weekend, and they asked him about, you know,
maybe not being coach anymore, and he said, I am
definitely not leaving zero chance of me leaving this program.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
And so they said, are then you're fired. He's been
a coach for like twelve.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Thirteen years at the school at Kentucky something like that,
and his record is seventy two and eighty, which means
he hasn't even won as many as he's lost. Seventy
two and eighty and he is the winningest coach they've
ever had.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Interested that that's terrible.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Now the Tennessee coach has turned down a job at
Penn State. And he didn't just turn it down, I
mean you could have just said no or no, thank you.
I don't want to coach there. But he said he'd
rather stay and coach at Tennessee. This is coach hypel
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and he said, I don't have it in front of me,
but he said it in a very demeaning way to
the Penn State program. He would rather stay at Tennessee
where the like it matters, like it's important, not like
at Penn State, where nobody cares what happens.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Apparently the Penn State football program has a very embarrassing history.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
There's this guy named Aery j and say, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, I'm about touching kids, which I'm against. Yeah, not
like college kids. I'm talking little kids all right.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
In the meantime, a NASCAR scandal involving Michael Jordan basketball
legend Michael Jordan's lawsuit against NASCAR saw its first day
in court yesterday in a jury trial that could change
the very fabric of the elite motorsport.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Does he say a nasco is too loud? You know
like it?
Speaker 5 (05:23):
No, he's got his own racing pro.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Oh that's right, Yeah, he an investor.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
It's an anti trust lawsuit filed he don't drive. No,
he doesn't drive too toall fit in one of the
cars anyway. Filed on anti trust grounds by front Row
Motorsports and Michael Jordan's twenty three XI Racing. As you know,
twenty three was his number, which the basketball legend owns
alongside his business manager, Curtis Polk and interestingly enough, three
time Daytona five hundred winner Denny Hamlin. The lawsuit claims
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NASCAR has been practicing in a monopoly through its charter system,
the Elite Motorsports version of the franchise model that guarantees
the team's car a spot in the forty car field
for all thirty eight acres races. Excuse me, as well
as to find a payout from the weekly purse. Our
fans have been brainwashed with NASCAR's talking points for decades,
said Hamlin. Lines are over starting Monday morning. It's time
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for the truth, he claims. So now they're in coirt
right now, Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan wants to it to wall.
You know, anti trust means monopoly, that's all right. The
two teams have also sued NASCAR to recover their legal
costs and financial losses. Nascars claimed that it is not
violated anti trust laws by not restraining trade, arguing the
charter agreement presented in late twenty twenty four actually increased payouts.
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And yeah, it's a little complicated, but basically, Michael Jordan
wants a piece of the motorsport money and NASCAR.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Is getting in the way. That's the thick and thing.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
People with money like to have it and keep it,
and they don't want you to get it.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
All right, You guys ever egged someone's house cause you don't?
Speaker 4 (06:48):
With sports? No, I go, oh, it's a sport and
a house ain't a sport.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
The New Jersey home of Eagles offensive coordinator Kevin Patulo
was egged by several fans after Philadelphia's lost to the
Bears last weekend.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
And in Philly fans, they're sweet anything.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
A video purportedly showing fans egging his home has circulated
on social media. The Morristown Police Department confirmed the incident
to ESPN. Patullo, who came to Philadelphia with Eagles head
coach Nick Sirianni in twenty twenty one. He's in his
first year as offensive coordinator and things have not gone well.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Cparently, he's pretty offensive. Dude.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Is there any sports fan base in America that would
show up to the home, not even the head.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Coach, the offensive coordinator.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
And vandalize the home with eggs because they're mad about
how the season's going.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, but is it a crime to egg somebody's house?
I mean, come on, yes, it's a crime. Yeah, it's
a crime. Back in our day, there was just a prank.
It was just kids, you know, being kids that sort stuff.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Okay, I think these are adults that are doing it, Bill, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Well they probably ought to have sent their kids. Okay, No, no, no, okay.
There is another news story that is adjacent to sports.
I don't think it has anything to do with the
actual players of the game or after. But a young
guy from Laredo who is a student at Texas A
and M College Station, traveled to Austin for the big
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Texas versus Agie. You know, the long haul is AGI's
football riflery game, big deal. The day after Thanksgiving Friday night,
after the game was over, apparently, she went to a
party as somebody's apartment and the police was called later
where they found her dead.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Wow, and they don't know why.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
They said she was unresponsive at the apartment. Confirmed her
death about one o'clock Saturday morning, and the investigation is ongoing.
Police said they did not see any indication of suspicious
activity around this young girl's death. Her name is Brianna
Aguiletta something like that. She from Laredo, but go to
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school at A and M. And was in Allon for
the game where she died. That's coal, man, that's cold. Yeah,
that's sad. You send your kids off to college, and
you know, I'm sure you you know, all the parents
here talk to their kids always.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
I was like, make good decisions.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
That's what you want to do. You want to make
good decisions, you know. I mean, you're gonna go and
do stuff, and yeah, you know people will ask you
to you know, you want to try this, you want
to drink that, you want to go there, make good
decisions and.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Then sometimes it's not always up to you. You might
decide no when somebody else says no. Yeah, you're going
to anyway.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
All right.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
In other news, public high schools in California are doing
resistance training.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Yeah, what's that about.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
It's resistance training against ice and the Trump administration. Of course,
it has to do with Trump Oakland Tech High School.
They are teaching kids what to do in case you
come in contact with Immigration Customs Enforce.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Reporting live from Oakland Tech High School, where we just
finished up a non cooperation training with a resistance Hundreds
of people from across the Bay Area are here learning
how we're going to stand up as a community together.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
All right, I'm gonna pause it right here. Man or woman?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Oh, I wasn't looking. I was listening because it's the radio.
I don't like to look. Okay, well you've heard. Now
you can look. I didn't say you had to look, but.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
You can look.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
And you ask me man or woman, and I gotta look.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
All right, Well, you don't have to, but you can.
Do you think it's a man or a woman woman
that looks like a woman to you know.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
But I'm guessing against authoritarianism. That's why Students Rising is
getting these workshops together. We're taking all of the information
that we've learned here today.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Mister Kenneth, is it the braids? Perhaps the braids?
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Well, Wellie Nelson had braids, guys.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
And that's true.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
And uh, you know our Native Americans would often the braves,
you know, the men of the group there would they
would braid their hair, big thing? Billy ed, what did
you think man or a woman? You said, woman, Billy,
mister Kenneth, what do you think it's it's too hard,
it's too close to call, mister mister. Oh that's a
a man trick question, y'all.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
This is a two spirit person they have, but that
is both a man and a woman.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
I was right, too close to call.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Yeah, because these.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
People they are crazy, because they always talk about how
Christian they is.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Yeah, I don't know how many.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
And m on that side. Walton and Johnson Radio Network old.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
News stories a lot this morning for some reason, going
back and looking at this or that and what happened.
The cruise ship story is not that old. This one
a little older. Remember the guy I forgot his name,
Coleburger or something like that, brutally murdered those four students.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
In sure, Yeah, in Idaho, Yeah, Idaho? New New was it? Moscow?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Idaho?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Well, he's doing time in prison now as he shoud convicted.
I guess he's got a life sentence for the four murders.
I think he's doing doing life in a very what
do they call those prisons that are you know, like
the maximum security. Yeah, that's very secure. He he is
not happy. He's only been in jail for like four
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or five six months at the most.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Oh, he doesn't like jail.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Is very upset now and complaining vociferously to anyone that
will listen about the bananas.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
I'm sorry, the bananas.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Yes, he's he's quite upset.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
He's put out about the types of bananas that they
are serving him in prison. I don't know what type
he wants or what type he's getting that he didn't want,
but he's very upset about the prison bananas. I did
a little quick research on this because I had no idea.
There were over three hundred different types of bananas. Do
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you know they have blue ones and red ones? Whatines
of bananas?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
What kind of I been getting at all?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Are you when I think what I would consider the
regular old yellow banana kind just normal bananas, normal banana.
But I don't know if he doesn't like you know,
if they're too thick or too thin, or too long
or short, Are they're bruised, Are they the wrong color,
do they have a different taste, if they come for
different parts of the world.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I'm not a banana expert, although you might disagree. Did
you know there are more types of apples than there
are bananas?
Speaker 6 (13:20):
What?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
How many different kinds of apples would you say exist worldwide?
Speaker 5 (13:25):
Dozens?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Seven thousand, five hundred different kinds of apples?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Is that natural? Or is that kinds of the agriculture?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
And probably the agriculture? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Okay, yeah, all right. Well you don't get a honey
crisp every day? Who could afford that? Sometimes you have
to go for a lesser.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Why would you eat cereal if you wanted an apple?
Speaker 4 (13:46):
That's the kind of apple.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
They got, like a I think they have a different
name for every one of the seventy five hundred apples.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
No, mister Kindeth, honey crisp is a cereal idea?
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Yeah, super sugar crisp.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Yeah, those are good too.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
But it's good remember that bear, Yeah, that bear? Oh,
the honey bear. Yeah, we should get some of that.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Yeah. Why are you trying to make us eat an apple,
mister Kenneth.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
That's that's better for you than all the the sugar
and carbs that you're going to load up on in cereal.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Okay, so there's a report here claiming that in Andra Pradesh,
a banana is cheaper than a box of matches. That's
the kind of news you get when you live in
South Asia.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Well, I'm glad I don't live there.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
I know that's a real big news story to them.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
And in the meantime, Google's new Nano Banana pro can
turn literally anything into a beautiful infographic.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
That sounds important.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot of banana
related news today.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
You know, we're keeping on top of the banana world.
That's what we do.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Somebody has to.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah, we've got to. All that being said, you might
wonder why we would devote time to banana news and
your favorite morning show. And I think it's because the
world's become a little too stressed out about things we
cannot control.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, dude, you can't control it, so stop worrying about it.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
That's why we ask you to repeat the serenity prayer.
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot,
courage to change the things I can, and wisdom.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
To know the difference. Mister Kenneth, the wisdom is.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
The most important part, but they saved it for last.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, what is mine to do? I will do what
is not mine, I shall release. That's a good one too, Lord,
I give this burden to you. You care for the sparrows,
you care for me. I cast my anxiety on you
because you care for me. We can't do anything about
the economy or all this war, but we can get
a guy in a rainforest to play one of those
metal drum things. And he looks like Moby or like
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that guy that used to be in that band Live,
remember that song Lightning Crashes. Yeah, and he just sits
in the rainforest with his turtleneck on playing that thing.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
What the hell is that thing? What is that called?
Beats me? I don't know what it's called.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
It's like a it's a metal thing.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
It's a metal bong thing. It looks like a bong,
but it's a musical instrument.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Yeah, it looks kind of alien anyway.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
We just want everyone to love everyone. That's our thing
today on this show.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
And if they don't love everybody, we're gonna come out
there and bust some heads.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, we're gonna beat the crap out of him. If
you don't everyone, we're gonna probably curb stomp you, bro. Sure,
all right, we got news from Minnesota Queen Lee Ibraham
abducted a twelve year old in Minnesota and he raped her.
The Saint Paul Islamic Center wrote a letter of community
support saying he has not assimilated into non Somali culture,
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so give him a break. They say, just because he
rapes doesn't mean that he's a bad guy.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
They claim, Now in Africa, didn't didn't we learn this?
Just yesterday somebody said something about they don't they don't
know that rape is bad. I see that's what I
remember you saying in a news story yesterday.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Yeah, that was a story. Right.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yeah, they're from Africa and they just didn't know. Over here,
we kind of frown on rape. Well that's kind of
what they're saying in this. Uh yeah, he's just that's
the culture. They wrote a letter here.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
This is a letter from the Al Issan Islamic Center
in Saint Paul, Minnesota. They said, dear Judge Michael Burns,
you know, take it easy on our homeboy, kwan Le Ibraham.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
I'm a trans Yeah, I just said he's cool.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Look, just because he didn't know not to rape little
girls doesn't mean he's a bad guy.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
In Somalia, we just do that.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
You know, that's just things we do anyway, That's what's
your big deal, they said. Despite financial pressures of life
in the US, Kwanley still managed to support his family
back at Somalia. He's been sending all the money he
earns back to a third world country as fast as
he can.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
He feels bad about it, you know, he didn't know.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
I don't think he does.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
He'll be doing a lot of Ramadan and this and that,
and so.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
He doesn't feel bad at all.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
A Somalian woman in Minnesota said, in response to the
news about all the fraud.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
Not comfortable sometime because when I'm drive, when I'm city somewhere,
no comfortable like before.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
She says.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
She says, I know comfort here like before. Some of
us make fraud, but not all.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
She says.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
The president's recent focus on the Somali community is unnerving, But.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
He said we've affected all communits. We know some people
they make fraud, but not all.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Look, that's the same thing Tim Wall said, you know, yeah,
we got a lot of fraud going on here in Minnesota.
It's not all Somalians. It's play of just good old
regular Americans like me. Well, he didn't say the like
me part, but he probably should have.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Okay, yeah, but it is billions of dollars and you
guys gave it to a terror group.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Uh yeah that no matter who committed the for ould,
I think where the money went next.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Was a little bit of a problem. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Isn't it weird that the same people that are importing
this culture to our country are totally fully on board
with all the transgender stuff and the LGBTQ. I'll give
you an example, the Evanston, Illinois mayor. His name is
Daniel Biss. He's now running for Congress. He has more
than one transgender child. Uh huh, what are the odds
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that more than one of his kids would be transgender?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
It's pretty unlikely unless they wanted it to be that way.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, it seems like, you know, having one trans kid
would be pretty unlikely, let alone all your kids.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
This happened to the celebrities, mainly in politicians. Megan Fox
had this happen to her. She had three sons with
what's his name, Brian Austin Green, and all three of
her sons were transgreend gender. I was like, wait, all
three of them, that's amazing. You should buy a lottery ticket.
I wonder if that's why they ain't together no more. Huh, Yeah,
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he's kind of a manly man. I bet he didn't
like her turning his boys into girls.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Well, I think she left him so she could be
with machine Gun Kelly. She said, my I'm not into
the nine oh two one O type anymore. My new
type is gonorrhea.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
She said, go little Colt got wave. I'll go go
go go. I'll go go go go, go, go, go
go go.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
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