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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Just playing this song makeup for some of my white
privilege a little bit.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Uh, not enough, but it's a start. It's a start.
What else?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
What else?
Speaker 4 (00:08):
You gotta keep working hard at it all day, every day,
and you're still falling behind.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's kind of like.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
That that American trillion dollar dip. You trying to catch up,
but you're still falling behind.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Well, you're right, no matter how much I try to
h what what's the word? I'm own my white privilege?
I just I just keep getting whiter and more privilege.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Just now you have to bring that up. But whitey
always loved to own stuff. There you go, earning owning
your your white privilege. All white people want to own everything?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
All right, what do I do? Do I proclaim my
white privilege?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yeah, admit confess anything that makes it sound like you
did something terrible.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
But in that kind of the same thing as owning it.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Oh yeah, now you you white's blaming an ownership of everything.
Damn being you know, liberately one way out of this
saved you.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Pulled you out of the fire. You're welcome just.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
In time for Kelly Osborne's birthday. Whoa what a party
we are throwing, and I'm sure it's as equally as
good as yours. Kelly Osbourne, Ozzie's little girl is forty one.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Should we to celebrate her birthday?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Play that SoundBite where she got canceled by the view
for saying that Mexicans clean toilets.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I think we've all heard it here, we get it. Yeah,
you know how it is Simon Lebon from like you know,
Drohn Drown. You know she's sixty seven years old? Is
that young or old?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Now?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Sixty seven? You hear you hear the number sixty seven?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Is that old?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Everybody that's older than me is old, and everyone that's
younger than me is too young to have her opinion.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Let's see Ted Wawz, who was Blossom's dad on Blossom,
is seventy three now. Roberto Beni, that lovable Italian actor director.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
He was in Pinocchio Life is Beautiful.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
In a heartbreaking away. Of course, he is seventy three today.
I think you were thinking about a geppetto. This is Benini.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
He doesn't play.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
He's not in No No, He's in Pinocchio two thousand
and two. Is the title character. I'm looking at it
right now? Oh do you feel bad now.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Not really.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Let's see Lee Greenwood. Anybody heard of him. He's famous
for something they don't know what. Not a fan anyway,
He's eighty three, God bless him.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
John Cleith, I get it.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Eighty six today, Monty Python, Guy, Ivan Reitman, no longer
with us, the director of Stripes and Meatballs. Wait there, Ghostbusters,
the director of What and Twins? Junior Kindergarten, Cop Dave Oh.
So many great shows in the eighties and nineties movies,
(03:02):
but one of all their shows, I'm going to go
to the show.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Did you go to the show? I just saw a show,
that's true. We used to call it a show. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Anyway, no longer with us as well. John Gottie, Well,
he's been gone since two thousand and two. Scott Whylan,
Wylan jo and Teddy Roosevelt. Your favorite Teddy okay, not
the one that she wore and is now on the
floor of your bedroom. He was the first president to
(03:30):
ride in an airplane, and to drive a car, and
to ride in a submarine. He inspired the Teddy Bear,
and he saved American football and created the n C
double A. So you know he's got that going for him.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Didn't create the WNBA, did he?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Thank God?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Today is National American Beer Day. So if you're, you know,
trying to pick up a six pack on the way home,
American is the way to go now finding one, because
he got to read the back of the label to
see where it was actually created. Some of these American
bills you think are American beers, they're owned by foreign companies.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Now and now today in history brought to you by
law Tigers.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
If you ride a motorcycle, you know law Tigers is
an important number or website to keep handy, and that
is Lawtiger's dot com or what a eight hundred Lawtigers.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, one hundred law Tigers. It's as simple as that.
And now it's time for the history lesson today. In
seventeen ninety one, Jews in France were granted French citizenship
and nothing bad ever happened to the Jews in France
again afterday.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Other countries need to look into that, I guess today.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
In eighteen seventy three, Illinois farmer Joseph Gwidon applies for
a patent for his barbed wire billy I doy're right
say it, bell yead Bob war wire. Yeah. Today in
eineteen oh far, the New York City Subway opens. When
you say wire and I say golf, is that like
the same thing?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Kind of No, One, there's a long stretchy thing in
Golf of America. Golf of America.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
You're saying golf, golf rank just like the game with
the little white ball. No golf like the like the water.
Golf of America. Yeah, and you're saying war, Yeah, Bob War.
Today in nineteen o four, the New York City Subway opens.
Insert your own jokes about rats and the smell of
urine right here.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Oh that's right. I was going to tell one. I
forgot to do it.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
That'll be on tomorrow's This Day in History Today.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
In nineteen twenty eight, Chicago White Sox players were charged
with fixing the nineteen nineteen World Series, And nothing like
that ever happened to gain.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Didn't Pete Rose bet on his own team to win?
What did he do wrong?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
And did the mafia have any thing to do with
any of that?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Pete Rose was wronged? Today.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
In nineteen sixty four, the Warren Commission repeats releases its
report on Kennedy's assassination.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
That happened on the same night that Sonny and Chaer
got married. And do you want a Mexico He was
twenty nine, she was eighteen.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Is that a problem? Yeah? Wow, he was a Republican,
you know, that was the real problem. And then he
skied into a tree died.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Today, in nineteen seventy nine, Congress creates the US Department
of Education.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
It should be winding down any day.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Noa, yeah, because they stopped educating, didn't they.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
And finally today in nineteen oh four, no, I'm sorry. Today,
in two thousand and four, the Boston Red Sox won
their first ever World Series since nineteen eighteen, reversing the curse.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Okay, yay, so they said, curse is over. I don't
remember it being that big of a deal anyways.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
This it's that day in history where a lot of
teams won their World Series. It was nineteen ninety nine,
this day, the Yankees won sweeping Atlanta four games. Two
thousand and four, Boston won their first World Series in
eighty six years. So you know, we're kind of right
on time with that. We probably won't have a real
(06:45):
winner and this until the end of the week, so
get ready for it. Yeah, because they're tied right now.
So instead of a best of seven, now it's a
best of five. Somebody's got to win three more. Okay,
we'll see how that works. That's how it works, all right. Well,
I'm glad you explained that. Do you remember Vine?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, it was a smartphone app of short videos on
Twitter that ran briefly before TikTok existed, and it's the
reason why the rapper riff Raft got famous.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Well, in twenty sixteen, on this day it went away,
Twitter announced the death of Vine.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It was pretty short lived. Yeah, it was TikTok. Before
TikTok basically got that going on, and instead of having it,
Twitter allowed videos to exist on Twitter.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Before that, you couldn't have videos on Twitter. You needed
another app.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
And then they allowed videos and the videos could be
longer than what like five seconds or whatever.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Right, Yeah, Oh, good news in the world of celebrity.
Unless you were, you know, trying to make a little
time with Megan Fox for yourself, that window maybe shutting.
Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly might be back to
get that. They've been spending a lot of time together
thanks to their daughter, who they named Saga, but they're not.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Putting labels on it.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Yet they're just kind of letting it happen organically.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Doesn't she drink his blood?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Like after knowing all the time, after knowing that the
two of them have been together, hasn't it kind of
ruined the other one for anyone that was sexually attracted
to that person.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Well, they broke up last December because she found some
texts from other women shocking his phone. And then she
gave birth to Saga March of this year. So they
broke up in December while she was pregnant. And his
name is Saga, and is that I don't even know
if it's a boy or a girl.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
There's no way to know. They wouldn't assume it's gender,
he says.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Daughter Saga Saga blade, Saga.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Blade machine gun.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Dude, that kid is screwed. Oh god, what chance does
that kind have a normal life? Not gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
And I think maybe she'd be better off if the
parents didn't get back together. Oh yeah, at least you
got a fifty to fifty shot at getting a decent
step parent in one way or the other.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It's one of those weird.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Instances where you kind of hope the kid ends up
in a foster care facility. Boy, I really hope that
kid gets trafficked so could get away from them.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You know, it seems terrible.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
There's a photo of her wearing a strapless nude corset
dress at the Halloween fair over the weekend, and she's
covered in blood and no the mom Megan Fox, Megan, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yeah, yeah, not a fan. She's not missus machine Gun anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh god, no, no, probably not.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Well then that's the other thing about Hollywood, right, is
they don't take each other's last names because they need
to keep their brand or whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah, okay, guys, we got news.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
You're not gonna find your wife at the bar.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I'm sorry, that's the wrong sound, but try again. Guys,
we have news, Thank you, the truth. He's under there.
A popular UFO reporting app has recorded thousands of sightings
of unidentified submersible objects billy ed near US waterways. Uh phenomena,
which high ranking US Navy officials were phenomena phenomena, phenomena.
(10:16):
Stop it, don't make me do it. You're gonna make
me do it, aren't.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
You're not making anybody do anything.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
You are right now.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I just put it in your brain and you're easily controlled. Apparently, No,
you did this. This is your fault.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
It's happening. Phenomena. You credit the credit, you're the reason.
Good time.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
See, we didn't want to do it. Stop that. Stop
this silliness right now. We can't have that on the
show today. Also, we're all going home early today and.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Now we have to talk. This is important, guys.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
There's this smartphone app called Enigma, which touts itself Enigma.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Why what'd you? Oh, No, Enigma, billy mister.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
It claims it's the largest queriable What kind of queriable?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
You got to stop?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Historical Sighting database for Global UFO Sightings, and the phenomena
of its discovery of all these submersibles underneath the water
has caused a lot of people to become very concerned
by the phenomena.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Sure, yeah, phenomena, penomena, phenomena.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
You're not gonna find your wife at the bar, you know,
But you're also you're not gonna find your wife on
a dating app, and you're not gonna find your wife
through a day job. And you're not gonna find your
wife by like joining a run club or having a hobby.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
And I'll tell you why it's because.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
You are a gay man.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Oh yeah, it's a party.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Walton Show is still running strong. We had lots left
to tell you. Billy had Jimmy Torito's you know how
to do cool ranch. I'm a cool ranch man, always
have been, always will be.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
You know, like the nacho cheese.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
I'll eat a nacho if tandy, you know, but if
you're if you're buying.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
And then what's the what's the other one? Spicy hot
or whatever? What else is there?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Yeah? It just pretty much just cool ranch for me,
But y'all enjoy the rest of them. That leaves more
for me.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Once in a while they come out with like a siracha.
You don't do that, salsa verde.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
They're all tasty, but you know, they kind of start
to run together after a while. I'm just pulled up
a list as we were talking here, Hot Mustard. Did
you know they had hot? They were sponsoring the show
now no uh.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Armed police handcuffed search to student at a high school
in Baltimore County, Maryland this past week after an AI
driven security system flagged the teen's empty bag of potato
chips Girtas we talked about this last week and they
said it was a firearm.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
They said this student brought a gun.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
And uh, I don't know how AI a little bag
of Dorito's was a gun, but it did and it
alert authorities.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
And why did he keep an empty bag of Doritos?
You think kill me?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Maybe it wasn't completely empty. You know that dust at
the bottom some of his best part.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
You think he was saving the dust? Ahilia, you think
he was.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
You know, you shake that out on a you know,
cafeteria high school cafeteria food is gonna make it better.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, I guess if the food at your school sucks,
you could sprinkle your Dorito's dust on it.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Baltimore County officials are now calling for a review of
how Kenwood High School uses the AI gun detection system
and why the team ended up in handcuffs despite school
safety officials quickly determining there was no weapon. I bet
I know what happened, mister, Oh what happened? I bet
it was his complexion. I bet it was his.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I think it was his attitude. What do you guys
always say melanin or melatonin or not? The militon? He
had too much melanin. Is that what it was?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
If he was falling asleep, he had too much militonin.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Anyway, the young man said it was a distressing scene
with the heavy police response. He said, the first thing
I was wondering was was I about to die?
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
No, And my lawyer told me to tell you I
did feel that way, that I was about to die.
And I am also told my attorney, My my attorney
that I was the mental anguish of this.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
There is no amount of money that can compensate me
for all the anguish, But I'd say, you know, give
it a shot, make me an offer.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Well, he's got to get something. You got dragged out
of school in handcuffs.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Swim right, you don't get something for them, get a
whooping at the house if he ain't careful, What are
you talking about?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
He didn't do anything wrong. He was just eating Torito's.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Uh huh. Why would they give him a whooping? Miss
billyad Well, he did get arrested by the cops. Cops
don't just arrest you for no good reason.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
That's the point of the story at billyod.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Yeah, the whole thing is that was a misunderstanding.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
He didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Yeah, I'd come from a time back when not only
your parents would give you whoopings if you messed up,
but strangers were allowed to give you whoopings too.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
You mess up in a like in.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
A store and church schools, places like that, total strangers
could just grab you and start giving you what fur
and then they tell your parents, and your parents go, well,
when we get him home, we're gonna beat him some more.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
You know, billyad, I'm not one to normally point this
out to you, but maybe that's not an exam of
how things used to be better. Maybe strangers beating other
people's children in a public place isn't a good thing
for us to see the.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Way kids act today. Uh, I think i'll rest my
case right there. Your on her, Yeah, but I also
see the way strangers act. You want them touching your kid?
That's about fifty to fifty on that.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
What if the guy's like a weirdo who likes spanking
other people's kids, you want him spanking your kids.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Well, kids need to learn to protect themselves. That's probably
the best way to just experience that before they you know,
kids got to experience life. You got to let them
turn them loose every now and then, give them some responsibilities,
and if somebody tries to kidnap them, you know, they
got to learn how to fight for themselves in this
cream and holler and kick and spit and do whatever
it takes.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
In this hypothetical, we're talking about some weirdo in a
Walmart spanking your child to get his own Jolly's not
actually to teach your kid a disciplinary lesson.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
So is he spanking or is he more of a
caressing see?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Either way, it seems like a bad idea to me.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Now we're gonna have to move on because y'all made
it really we It was only a little weird for
a while, and then you took it too four.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
All right, Well, if you like really scary things during Halloween,
I have got something for you, but it comes with
a warning before ward.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
What you are about a year before?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Hello, it may be some of the scariest things.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
You've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Arth discretion, You have been worried.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
Nearly half of the year's pumpkin related knife injuries will
happen this week.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
If you got.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Married this year, you and your partner only have a
forty nine percent chance of making it. Finally, there is
no known cure for toenail fungus.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Once you have.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
It, it lasts forever, unlike your marriage.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
All right, what if you lose your toenails from running marathons?
Does the fungus come back when the nail regrows?
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Well, yeah, I think so. It's got like herpes for life.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
You got that really?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Well? You can always check into the hospital and double check.
By the way, if you were going to get sick
or injured, try to do it. In august To, Georgia. Okay,
this is big. Chick fil A just installed their very
first vending machine inside a hospital in Augusta, Georgia. Now
they're first. It's it's the first of it's kind in
(17:26):
a hospital. Chick fil a vending machine. Oh, I get it, okay,
all right, what was confusing about it the first time
I said it?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Well, just that it was the first vending machine they
ever had. I get what you mean. It was it
was Chick fil a first.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Now, if you're a fan, two things to remember right away.
First of all, you can only get wraps and the
Chick fil A potato chips, which are good, but they're
just chips chips. Second thing, they're open twenty four to six.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Twenty four sex. What do you mean sex?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
The machines closed on a Sunday.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Machine doesn't work on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Why does the vending machine have religious police? It's true, yes,
it's not.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Is it true?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I want to know if it's true.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Oh no, but I'm not supposed to ask that question anymore,
defends everybody.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
That's true?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah, is it true? I want to know. So that's
right here. Okay.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Uh, just like Chick fil A employees, the machine does
not work on Sundays. They restock it every eighteen hours
from a nearby Chick fil A restaurant which is closed
on Sunday, so they can't come restock it.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
So it's clothing, do it? Miss?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
True?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Sunday? That's my Chick fil.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
You're my number one with a lemonad lookout for vipers.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
What day of the week do you want Chick fil
A more than any other day of the week.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I wake up every Sunday, every Sunday I want to
go to Chick fil A, And then I go. They
know what they're doing.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
They're actually increasing sales.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I've taken a day off.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah, but then when they do that, I always wonder
if God hates me, Like, what have I done to
upset my creator? I look up at the sky and
I say, oh, Lord, have you smiten the Why? Why
can't I be blessed with the holy sacrament of Chick
fil a Spicy Nuggets today?
Speaker 4 (19:15):
You know, he might not understand you when you don't
say smitten, No, No, it's smiting, smitten.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Pretty sure it's smiting? Is that true? Yeah? Are you
sure you're gonna trust me?
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Or mister Kenneth one of y'all?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
You know, it's weird as he made this whole album,
it was the greatest gospel album ever made. People like me,
who normally only like secular mood music, really enjoyed Kanye's
take on Christian music. And then he left his wife
married to Harlot and put out a porno film.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Yeah that that whole uh, you know, getting saved and
being all religiously and everything that that didn't last long and.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Dutch name it was hanging with the wrong crowd. I'll
bet that's what it was.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, probably hanging out with the wrong crowd. Probably all
those porn stars he was hanging out with.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
I see an American flag, I immediately look at that
parton like, I'm like, that person's probably a bigot, that
person's probably a homophobe, that person's probably a racist. And
if you're gonna bring here, bring a smart Thanks Walton
and Johnson Radio Network,
That's right.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Just playing this song makeup for some of my white
privilege a little bit.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Uh, not enough, but it's a start. It's a start.
What else?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
What else?
Speaker 4 (00:08):
You gotta keep working hard at it all day, every day,
and you're still falling behind.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's kind of like.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
That that American trillion dollar dip. You trying to catch up,
but you're still falling behind.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Well, you're right, no matter how much I try to
h what what's the word? I'm own my white privilege?
I just I just keep getting whiter and more privilege.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Just now you have to bring that up. But whitey
always loved to own stuff. There you go, earning owning
your your white privilege. All white people want to own everything?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
All right, what do I do? Do I proclaim my
white privilege?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yeah, admit confess anything that makes it sound like you
did something terrible.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
But in that kind of the same thing as owning it.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Oh yeah, now you you white's blaming an ownership of everything.
Damn being you know, liberately one way out of this
saved you.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Pulled you out of the fire. You're welcome just.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
In time for Kelly Osborne's birthday. Whoa what a party
we are throwing, and I'm sure it's as equally as
good as yours. Kelly Osbourne, Ozzie's little girl is forty one.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Should we to celebrate her birthday?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Play that SoundBite where she got canceled by the view
for saying that Mexicans clean toilets.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I think we've all heard it here, we get it. Yeah,
you know how it is Simon Lebon from like you know,
Drohn Drown. You know she's sixty seven years old? Is
that young or old?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Now?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Sixty seven? You hear you hear the number sixty seven?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Is that old?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Everybody that's older than me is old, and everyone that's
younger than me is too young to have her opinion.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Let's see Ted Wawz, who was Blossom's dad on Blossom,
is seventy three now. Roberto Beni, that lovable Italian actor director.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
He was in Pinocchio Life is Beautiful.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
In a heartbreaking away. Of course, he is seventy three today.
I think you were thinking about a geppetto. This is Benini.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
He doesn't play.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
He's not in No No, He's in Pinocchio two thousand
and two. Is the title character. I'm looking at it
right now? Oh do you feel bad now.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Not really.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Let's see Lee Greenwood. Anybody heard of him. He's famous
for something they don't know what. Not a fan anyway,
He's eighty three, God bless him.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
John Cleith, I get it.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Eighty six today, Monty Python, Guy, Ivan Reitman, no longer
with us, the director of Stripes and Meatballs. Wait there, Ghostbusters,
the director of What and Twins? Junior Kindergarten, Cop Dave Oh.
So many great shows in the eighties and nineties movies,
(03:02):
but one of all their shows, I'm going to go
to the show.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Did you go to the show? I just saw a show,
that's true. We used to call it a show. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Anyway, no longer with us as well. John Gottie, Well,
he's been gone since two thousand and two. Scott Whylan,
Wylan jo and Teddy Roosevelt. Your favorite Teddy okay, not
the one that she wore and is now on the
floor of your bedroom. He was the first president to
(03:30):
ride in an airplane, and to drive a car, and
to ride in a submarine. He inspired the Teddy Bear,
and he saved American football and created the n C
double A. So you know he's got that going for him.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Didn't create the WNBA, did he?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Thank God?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Today is National American Beer Day. So if you're, you know,
trying to pick up a six pack on the way home,
American is the way to go now finding one, because
he got to read the back of the label to
see where it was actually created. Some of these American
bills you think are American beers, they're owned by foreign companies.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Now and now today in history brought to you by
law Tigers.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
If you ride a motorcycle, you know law Tigers is
an important number or website to keep handy, and that
is Lawtiger's dot com or what a eight hundred Lawtigers.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, one hundred law Tigers. It's as simple as that.
And now it's time for the history lesson today. In
seventeen ninety one, Jews in France were granted French citizenship
and nothing bad ever happened to the Jews in France
again afterday.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Other countries need to look into that, I guess today.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
In eighteen seventy three, Illinois farmer Joseph Gwidon applies for
a patent for his barbed wire billy I doy're right
say it, bell yead Bob war wire. Yeah. Today in
eineteen oh far, the New York City Subway opens. When
you say wire and I say golf, is that like
the same thing?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Kind of No, One, there's a long stretchy thing in
Golf of America. Golf of America.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
You're saying golf, golf rank just like the game with
the little white ball. No golf like the like the water.
Golf of America. Yeah, and you're saying war, Yeah, Bob War.
Today in nineteen o four, the New York City Subway opens.
Insert your own jokes about rats and the smell of
urine right here.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Oh that's right. I was going to tell one. I
forgot to do it.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
That'll be on tomorrow's This Day in History Today.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
In nineteen twenty eight, Chicago White Sox players were charged
with fixing the nineteen nineteen World Series, And nothing like
that ever happened to gain.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Didn't Pete Rose bet on his own team to win?
What did he do wrong?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
And did the mafia have any thing to do with
any of that?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Pete Rose was wronged? Today.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
In nineteen sixty four, the Warren Commission repeats releases its
report on Kennedy's assassination.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
That happened on the same night that Sonny and Chaer
got married. And do you want a Mexico He was
twenty nine, she was eighteen.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Is that a problem? Yeah? Wow, he was a Republican,
you know, that was the real problem. And then he
skied into a tree died.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Today, in nineteen seventy nine, Congress creates the US Department
of Education.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
It should be winding down any day.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Noa, yeah, because they stopped educating, didn't they.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
And finally today in nineteen oh four, no, I'm sorry. Today,
in two thousand and four, the Boston Red Sox won
their first ever World Series since nineteen eighteen, reversing the curse.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Okay, yay, so they said, curse is over. I don't
remember it being that big of a deal anyways.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
This it's that day in history where a lot of
teams won their World Series. It was nineteen ninety nine,
this day, the Yankees won sweeping Atlanta four games. Two
thousand and four, Boston won their first World Series in
eighty six years. So you know, we're kind of right
on time with that. We probably won't have a real
(06:45):
winner and this until the end of the week, so
get ready for it. Yeah, because they're tied right now.
So instead of a best of seven, now it's a
best of five. Somebody's got to win three more. Okay,
we'll see how that works. That's how it works, all right. Well,
I'm glad you explained that. Do you remember Vine?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, it was a smartphone app of short videos on
Twitter that ran briefly before TikTok existed, and it's the
reason why the rapper riff Raft got famous.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Well, in twenty sixteen, on this day it went away,
Twitter announced the death of Vine.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It was pretty short lived. Yeah, it was TikTok. Before
TikTok basically got that going on, and instead of having it,
Twitter allowed videos to exist on Twitter.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Before that, you couldn't have videos on Twitter. You needed
another app.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
And then they allowed videos and the videos could be
longer than what like five seconds or whatever.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Right, Yeah, Oh, good news in the world of celebrity.
Unless you were, you know, trying to make a little
time with Megan Fox for yourself, that window maybe shutting.
Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly might be back to
get that. They've been spending a lot of time together
thanks to their daughter, who they named Saga, but they're not.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Putting labels on it.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Yet they're just kind of letting it happen organically.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Doesn't she drink his blood?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Like after knowing all the time, after knowing that the
two of them have been together, hasn't it kind of
ruined the other one for anyone that was sexually attracted
to that person.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Well, they broke up last December because she found some
texts from other women shocking his phone. And then she
gave birth to Saga March of this year. So they
broke up in December while she was pregnant. And his
name is Saga, and is that I don't even know
if it's a boy or a girl.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
There's no way to know. They wouldn't assume it's gender,
he says.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Daughter Saga Saga blade, Saga.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Blade machine gun.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Dude, that kid is screwed. Oh god, what chance does
that kind have a normal life? Not gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
And I think maybe she'd be better off if the
parents didn't get back together. Oh yeah, at least you
got a fifty to fifty shot at getting a decent
step parent in one way or the other.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It's one of those weird.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Instances where you kind of hope the kid ends up
in a foster care facility. Boy, I really hope that
kid gets trafficked so could get away from them.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You know, it seems terrible.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
There's a photo of her wearing a strapless nude corset
dress at the Halloween fair over the weekend, and she's
covered in blood and no the mom Megan Fox, Megan, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yeah, yeah, not a fan. She's not missus machine Gun anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh god, no, no, probably not.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Well then that's the other thing about Hollywood, right, is
they don't take each other's last names because they need
to keep their brand or whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah, okay, guys, we got news.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
You're not gonna find your wife at the bar.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I'm sorry, that's the wrong sound, but try again. Guys,
we have news, Thank you, the truth. He's under there.
A popular UFO reporting app has recorded thousands of sightings
of unidentified submersible objects billy ed near US waterways. Uh phenomena,
which high ranking US Navy officials were phenomena phenomena, phenomena.
(10:16):
Stop it, don't make me do it. You're gonna make
me do it, aren't.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
You're not making anybody do anything.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
You are right now.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I just put it in your brain and you're easily controlled. Apparently, No,
you did this. This is your fault.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
It's happening. Phenomena. You credit the credit, you're the reason.
Good time.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
See, we didn't want to do it. Stop that. Stop
this silliness right now. We can't have that on the
show today. Also, we're all going home early today and.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Now we have to talk. This is important, guys.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
There's this smartphone app called Enigma, which touts itself Enigma.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Why what'd you? Oh, No, Enigma, billy mister.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
It claims it's the largest queriable What kind of queriable?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
You got to stop?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Historical Sighting database for Global UFO Sightings, and the phenomena
of its discovery of all these submersibles underneath the water
has caused a lot of people to become very concerned
by the phenomena.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Sure, yeah, phenomena, penomena, phenomena.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
You're not gonna find your wife at the bar, you know,
But you're also you're not gonna find your wife on
a dating app, and you're not gonna find your wife
through a day job. And you're not gonna find your
wife by like joining a run club or having a hobby.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
And I'll tell you why it's because.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
You are a gay man.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Oh yeah, it's a party.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Walton Show is still running strong. We had lots left
to tell you. Billy had Jimmy Torito's you know how
to do cool ranch. I'm a cool ranch man, always
have been, always will be.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
You know, like the nacho cheese.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
I'll eat a nacho if tandy, you know, but if
you're if you're buying.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
And then what's the what's the other one? Spicy hot
or whatever? What else is there?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Yeah? It just pretty much just cool ranch for me,
But y'all enjoy the rest of them. That leaves more
for me.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Once in a while they come out with like a siracha.
You don't do that, salsa verde.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
They're all tasty, but you know, they kind of start
to run together after a while. I'm just pulled up
a list as we were talking here, Hot Mustard. Did
you know they had hot? They were sponsoring the show
now no uh.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Armed police handcuffed search to student at a high school
in Baltimore County, Maryland this past week after an AI
driven security system flagged the teen's empty bag of potato
chips Girtas we talked about this last week and they
said it was a firearm.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
They said this student brought a gun.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
And uh, I don't know how AI a little bag
of Dorito's was a gun, but it did and it
alert authorities.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
And why did he keep an empty bag of Doritos?
You think kill me?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Maybe it wasn't completely empty. You know that dust at
the bottom some of his best part.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
You think he was saving the dust? Ahilia, you think
he was.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
You know, you shake that out on a you know,
cafeteria high school cafeteria food is gonna make it better.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, I guess if the food at your school sucks,
you could sprinkle your Dorito's dust on it.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Baltimore County officials are now calling for a review of
how Kenwood High School uses the AI gun detection system
and why the team ended up in handcuffs despite school
safety officials quickly determining there was no weapon. I bet
I know what happened, mister, Oh what happened? I bet
it was his complexion. I bet it was his.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I think it was his attitude. What do you guys
always say melanin or melatonin or not? The militon? He
had too much melanin. Is that what it was?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
If he was falling asleep, he had too much militonin.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Anyway, the young man said it was a distressing scene
with the heavy police response. He said, the first thing
I was wondering was was I about to die?
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
No, And my lawyer told me to tell you I
did feel that way, that I was about to die.
And I am also told my attorney, My my attorney
that I was the mental anguish of this.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
There is no amount of money that can compensate me
for all the anguish, But I'd say, you know, give
it a shot, make me an offer.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Well, he's got to get something. You got dragged out
of school in handcuffs.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Swim right, you don't get something for them, get a
whooping at the house if he ain't careful, What are
you talking about?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
He didn't do anything wrong. He was just eating Torito's.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Uh huh. Why would they give him a whooping? Miss
billyad Well, he did get arrested by the cops. Cops
don't just arrest you for no good reason.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
That's the point of the story at billyod.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Yeah, the whole thing is that was a misunderstanding.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
He didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Yeah, I'd come from a time back when not only
your parents would give you whoopings if you messed up,
but strangers were allowed to give you whoopings too.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
You mess up in a like in.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
A store and church schools, places like that, total strangers
could just grab you and start giving you what fur
and then they tell your parents, and your parents go, well,
when we get him home, we're gonna beat him some more.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
You know, billyad, I'm not one to normally point this
out to you, but maybe that's not an exam of
how things used to be better. Maybe strangers beating other
people's children in a public place isn't a good thing
for us to see the.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Way kids act today. Uh, I think i'll rest my
case right there. Your on her, Yeah, but I also
see the way strangers act. You want them touching your kid?
That's about fifty to fifty on that.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
What if the guy's like a weirdo who likes spanking
other people's kids, you want him spanking your kids.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Well, kids need to learn to protect themselves. That's probably
the best way to just experience that before they you know,
kids got to experience life. You got to let them
turn them loose every now and then, give them some responsibilities,
and if somebody tries to kidnap them, you know, they
got to learn how to fight for themselves in this
cream and holler and kick and spit and do whatever
it takes.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
In this hypothetical, we're talking about some weirdo in a
Walmart spanking your child to get his own Jolly's not
actually to teach your kid a disciplinary lesson.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
So is he spanking or is he more of a
caressing see?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Either way, it seems like a bad idea to me.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Now we're gonna have to move on because y'all made
it really we It was only a little weird for
a while, and then you took it too four.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
All right, Well, if you like really scary things during Halloween,
I have got something for you, but it comes with
a warning before ward.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
What you are about a year before?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Hello, it may be some of the scariest things.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
You've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Arth discretion, You have been worried.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
Nearly half of the year's pumpkin related knife injuries will
happen this week.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
If you got.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Married this year, you and your partner only have a
forty nine percent chance of making it. Finally, there is
no known cure for toenail fungus.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Once you have.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
It, it lasts forever, unlike your marriage.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
All right, what if you lose your toenails from running marathons?
Does the fungus come back when the nail regrows?
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Well, yeah, I think so. It's got like herpes for life.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
You got that really?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Well? You can always check into the hospital and double check.
By the way, if you were going to get sick
or injured, try to do it. In august To, Georgia. Okay,
this is big. Chick fil A just installed their very
first vending machine inside a hospital in Augusta, Georgia. Now
they're first. It's it's the first of it's kind in
(17:26):
a hospital. Chick fil a vending machine. Oh, I get it, okay,
all right, what was confusing about it the first time
I said it?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Well, just that it was the first vending machine they
ever had. I get what you mean. It was it
was Chick fil a first.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Now, if you're a fan, two things to remember right away.
First of all, you can only get wraps and the
Chick fil A potato chips, which are good, but they're
just chips chips. Second thing, they're open twenty four to six.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Twenty four sex. What do you mean sex?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
The machines closed on a Sunday.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Machine doesn't work on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Why does the vending machine have religious police? It's true, yes,
it's not.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Is it true?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I want to know if it's true.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Oh no, but I'm not supposed to ask that question anymore,
defends everybody.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
That's true?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah, is it true? I want to know. So that's
right here. Okay.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Uh, just like Chick fil A employees, the machine does
not work on Sundays. They restock it every eighteen hours
from a nearby Chick fil A restaurant which is closed
on Sunday, so they can't come restock it.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
So it's clothing, do it? Miss?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
True?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Sunday? That's my Chick fil.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
You're my number one with a lemonad lookout for vipers.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
What day of the week do you want Chick fil
A more than any other day of the week.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I wake up every Sunday, every Sunday I want to
go to Chick fil A, And then I go. They
know what they're doing.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
They're actually increasing sales.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I've taken a day off.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah, but then when they do that, I always wonder
if God hates me, Like, what have I done to
upset my creator? I look up at the sky and
I say, oh, Lord, have you smiten the Why? Why
can't I be blessed with the holy sacrament of Chick
fil a Spicy Nuggets today?
Speaker 4 (19:15):
You know, he might not understand you when you don't
say smitten, No, No, it's smiting, smitten.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Pretty sure it's smiting? Is that true? Yeah? Are you
sure you're gonna trust me?
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Or mister Kenneth one of y'all?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
You know, it's weird as he made this whole album,
it was the greatest gospel album ever made. People like me,
who normally only like secular mood music, really enjoyed Kanye's
take on Christian music. And then he left his wife
married to Harlot and put out a porno film.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Yeah that that whole uh, you know, getting saved and
being all religiously and everything that that didn't last long and.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Dutch name it was hanging with the wrong crowd. I'll
bet that's what it was.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, probably hanging out with the wrong crowd. Probably all
those porn stars he was hanging out with.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
I see an American flag, I immediately look at that
parton like, I'm like, that person's probably a bigot, that
person's probably a homophobe, that person's probably a racist. And
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