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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I lit a surprise.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I thought you guys would have been bringing this up
more often.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
What what's wrong, mister Kenneth? What are you upset about?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
On May the fourth? You guys always like to make
a big deal about the fact.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
That it's you know, well, you know what May the
fourth is. Yeah, okay, what's Star Wars Day? Yeah, Today's
Back to the Future day. Oh yeah, you're.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Supposed to know these things already, right.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I mean I do kind of know that, but I
didn't memorize.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
You forgot because you didn't make a big deal about
it at all.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Okay, So I for those that don't understand, today's the
dates that was in the movie Back to the Future
on the time Machine.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I kind of guessed that from what he said. But
thanks for you know, clearing that up for them that
ain't ain't good guessers.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Well, you know that's why I'm here.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, that's why we're all here, happy to help, and
then I'm happy to help correct the help.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
And anyway, so it's great. Now what do we do
with that information?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, well, get yourself at DeLorean.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
You know, when you hit eighty eight miles an hour,
you're gonna see some serious something very.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Rarely is the sequel to something better than the original.
I think Back to the Future Too is a better movie.
It was funnier, it was more interesting, better effects, better production.
And maybe the No Kings rally was not better in
the sequel because it was just white people. They do
claim it was the biggest political protest in American history, really,
(01:21):
but is that just more of a symptom of there
being more people around? And how could it be bigger
than the Black Lives Matter stuff from five years ago?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Wait, five years old aspect, I was like a million
man march was a pretty big deal.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
But don't nobody count that one. It was only like
three hundred thousand people. Also, I want to make something
real clear here. They keep throwing this number out seven
million people. How do you know it's seven million people?
I don't know it. Well the organizers told us, though,
that's not according to some news outlet or some government report.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Now that's in every little city in town all across America.
Oh we had a big protest. Well, that one protest
was just in DC or just somewhere else. This one
they just they scooped up all the possible There were
nine people in the street out over the weekend. We'll
call it the No King's Rally. Yes, it's not like
(02:10):
they're telling us how many tickets they sold. That would
be an objective fact. We saw X amount of tickets
for our charity comedy show. That's that's an objective fact.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
They don't know how many people were there, so probably
take the number they're saying and divide it by four
or five. That'd be the real number. If they say
it was seven million people, maybe it was a million people.
It wasn't seven million people. And when they say a
million people, they're talking about a million people that already
voted in the last election and it didn't matter.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Trump still won. Wait, he got elected president.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yes, but the kings who just said they were kings
and appointed themselves as king. Isn't that how he got
to be in the White House? Well that's didn't he
just say I'm the leader?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, that's and nobody stopped me. It's the beauty of
this whole thing.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Billy, Well, yeah, they want to stop him after he's
legally elected king, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
In other names, Ace freely died. We didn't get a
chance to cover this. We were off the air for
y'all know him. He is survived by his son, I
p Okay. Rest in peace to Ace Freely. Very sad news.
Of course, we hate the Kiss. I'm not a fan.
I can't speak for everyone on the show, but apparently
Ace Freely was kicked out of the band and not
friendly with the other guys, so he might mean he's
(03:24):
the good guy. Maybe he's the good one I saw
Gene Simmons wasn't the problem, but it was Paul Stanley's
the he's the douche magoo. Well, nobody does like That's
that's true. I believe you. If you like Kiss, that
means you like crap. That means you like sweet tarts
and bubblegum and non. Kiss is not a real band.
(03:47):
Even Aerosmith Steven Tyler said that it was a comic
book band.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
And he would know he'd like in a real band.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
People on stage with pyrotechnics and makeup, playing mediocre songs.
The best Kiss song is still not that great of
a song. No true rock and roll all that they
were basically a disco band. What was their disco song
that they had? I don't know, it doesn't matter, we're
not going to play it. Rest in Pasa's reely, I
mean no disrespect, even though I just crapped all over
you everything you ever did. Oh well, what do you?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Doctor? Love? Was that? That's the thing. I know.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I don't have to tell you.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
It's Kim Kardashian's birthday, but I will update you on
all the lessers celebrities a little later in the show.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
So Big Big the forty five for k k Oh.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, Kim Kardashian, congratulations on your new Fox News contract.
Very exciting.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Kim Kardashian works at Fox Nation Now. She is producing
documentaries for them. One of the most iconic celebrities in
the twentieth century is Elizabeth Taylor. Kim Kardashian is producing
a new Fox Nation docu series, three part docu series,
Elizabeth Taylor Rebel Superstar. Woh yeah, that's exciting. Fifty Cent
(05:01):
and Kim Kardashian have in common. They both work at
Fox News Now.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
All right, and one of them dated Kanye. I'll let
you decide which one.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, I think we know are married married. Yeah, there's
a little more than just day.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Actually it's two people.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Kanye's other X is also having a birthday today. I
forgot to put those together.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
What's the other one's name? You remember Amber amber Rose? Yeah,
and she's a MAGA person. Now she's involved in a So.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Amber turns forty two today and Kim forty five, both
Kanye's exes.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
They have a lot in common.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
She's engaged to a MAGA rapper and I forget what
his name is. Good, Actually, I'm trying to figure it out.
Here we go, Fillatio Blow. That's his name? Four gaish,
I'm sorry for Gacio Blow. Sorry, that's his name. He's
the mayor of Magaville and they're gonna get married soon.
So that's exciting. Congratulations to Amber Rose and her Maga boyfriend.
(06:04):
And I feel like, mister O, there's a missed opportunity there.
Maybe one of us could have been a MAGA rapper.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, why didn't you think of that sooner?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Just do whatever rappers were doing five or ten years ago,
but make all your raps about Maga. And that's that's
a grift you could do on the internet.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Well, I'll tell you what, Why don't we put something
together and maybe a little bit later in the show,
we'll get a debuting full of people.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
See what the folks all think.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Man, we could do some maga raps. That seems like
it could be pretty easy.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
And can I choreograph a dance to it while you
guys are putting it together?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Well? Yeah, I mean I guess.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Can I leave? I'd just like to leave, thank you.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I think you have to stay. Yeah, you have to stay. Yeah,
you can't leave. You're all at well anyway. In other news,
Dan Bongino given two minutes here telling us what the
heck has the FBI been up to lately under Donald Trump.
Here is your deputy director the president.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Early on with regards to this crush and violent crime,
whether it's in San Francis, Go, Chicago, any other major city.
Early on, this is kind of the untold story of this.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Hop I get.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Appointed announced in February, come in in March.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Cashes there a little bit earlier.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
President brings us in early and in essence, this is
kind of the behind the scenes guys. He says to us,
you know, listen, I'm a builder. I'm in a lot
of these big cities. He has just zero tolerance for
violent crime.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
He just does.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
He drives around Washington, d C. On these OTRs off
the record movements. He sees homelessness, crime, he can't stand it.
He says, what do we got to do to fix this?
And we basically lay out a bunch of things and
his answer is very simple. President's like, go get them, boys,
go get them. That was it, Like, you do what
you have to do. So we got in there, Cash
(07:44):
and I and we brought in the best SAC special
agents in charge across the country, guys who had forgotten
more about crime and enforcing you the most people ever
know They've done this their whole lives. One of them
we pulled in from Phoenix. He had an amazing job
out there. We said, hey, SAME's Joe. I said, Joe,
you tell me what we need to do to go
get these demon savages off the street.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Tell me what we need to do.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
We brought in a violent crime round table of the
best crim agents in the country. We figured out a
battle plan. How to kind of water balloon you know,
when you squeeze a water balloon you get a bold.
How do we bulge agents here and then bulge agents there?
And we cleaned up At the President's direction, the Director
and I, with the SACS and the agents in the field,
we water ballooned around the country and made get old
(08:29):
of this.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Guys, this is this is going to trip you out.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Twenty eight thousand violent crime arrests in twenty twenty five
in the year's not even over.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
You say tripping right now?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Damn? He was right. I was dripping out.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Are you tripping out? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
He knew he would.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, Well, don't trip out, Billy.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
It's your fault. He did warn me ahead of time.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Well, what can we do about that? I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I'm over it now, I know because he stopped talking.
I don't want you to trimp out, Billy ed. But
look at it. He's still a little confused about where
he is.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, why aren't you so confused?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
It looks like that all the time.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
That's true. Did you like huf some paint or something?
Are you m No? But I had some of this
buy you coffee? We made some coffee from down to
by you. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Oh that's good stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Have you ever noticed people that are down to by
you even say they're going to go down to buy you?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Is it possible already down there? Is it possible? We
shouldn't be drinking coffee from the bayou? The buyo isn't
There's a lot of it's called by you blind. There's
a lot of drugs and chemicals, and I think they've
even been pulling dead bodies out of the bayou.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
That's just this by you around here. I don't know
wish by you you going down to? But you got
to go down? Are you sure that's a good place
to now?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
That is?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah? Buy you water coffee?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, disgusting.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
You have stolen my dreams in my childhood with your
empty words.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Stay tuned for more Waltman Johnson.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Leah Thomas has somehow found her way back into the news.
The controversial UPenn transgender swimmer is unrepentant that he he
took several college swimming records away from female competitors. Bill Thomas,
the dude who identifies as a lesbian. You know, he
didn't even he didn't even bang dudes. He still bangs chicks,
says he would not do anything differently, despite having his
(10:14):
college erase his women's swimming records, and even in the
face of the school's apologies to his female opponents for
allowing him to compete in the women's swim team.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
The school apologized, But he he just cannot Why would he? Yeah,
because he's a.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Girl too right, Big Bill said he tries to avoid
thinking negatively about swimming after he went from the height
of being a record breaking success in women's sports to
being erased from his school's records. In an interview with
the Pennsylvania public radio station Why Why Why Why, He
(10:51):
was interviewed by Public Broadcasting and the call letters are
why that's dute, That's so funny to me. That's now
my favorite MP. Well, it's my favorite publicly funded radio
station because why yes, because it's so ridiculous. Third base, Yeah, exactly,
thank you. Who's on first? Okay, I just have to
(11:12):
share this little video I just watched. Okay, I don't
want to show you the whole video. I just want
to show you a still shot from the video. This
older white woman who looks kind of like ant Me
from the Andy Griffith Show, is trying to order at
McDonald's let's see, and she failed miserably. Okay, it looks
like she's standing. Oh I get it. Okay. It's a
(11:35):
sign with an iPhone on it and it explains how
to order, but she's pushing the sign.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
The sign is in the parking lot. It's telling you
this parking space is for people with iPhones. If you
if you ordered on your iPhone, like you pull up
there just a space number two mobile app. Yeah, it's
a it's just like a cardboard or a flat piece
of metal, and it's got a little symbol of it's
(12:01):
not a real phone.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
It's not even a picture of a real phone.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
It's just a symbol of a phone, kind of like
the symbol of a wheelchair for a handicap. Right now,
let me ask you a question about it. She walks
up in the video and she taps the sign on
the phone multiple times and doesn't do anything. So she
reaches up and taps the number at number two up
at the top. Maybe that's how you wake it up.
And she just stands there. Starry puts your glasses on,
(12:25):
takes them off. Can't understand why this parking sign isn't
taking her order.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Now, mister Kennon, let me ask you a question about
that woman. Do you think her or her entire generation
is going to be able to figure out if they're
looking at artificial intelligence on the internet.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I can't do it, no way, She'll know that. I
don't believe anything anymore. You can't believe your eyes literally
in this world.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
The next time there's an election, if she sees a
video on the Internet of Donald Trump beating a Mexican
lady with a baseball bat, do you think she's gonna
know if it's fake or not?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Well, now that that video is real.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
No, billy, Yeah sure, I think one way you can
tell if it's AI is if it looks really, really, really.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Good, and if it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah. iPhone videos and Android videos tend to be grainy,
a little you know, a little blurry they were uploaded
to the internet they were taking on someone's phone with
a smudge on the camera lens. AI videos don't look
like that. AI videos look amazing. They do. They're in
HD four D whatever they call the four K or
whatever the high definition. Y'all went past three ks, went
(13:33):
all the way to four K. Nah, huh we three
K makes me uncomfortable, mister. I'm against the three K,
you know, in the least.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Unless it's like, uh, you know, during a baseball game, right,
and then they hold them three k's of course the
pitch has got three strikeouts.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Is that why black guys don't like baseball? I noticed
it's a lot of browns, but not a lot of
blacks at a baseball.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
No, all black guys don't like baseball.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Well, when you're at a baseball game, it's mostly whites
and browns, say some people some Obviously I'm speaking in
broad generalities. Yeah, it's always wrong to generalize, you know that. Hey,
while we're on the topic here, Uh, mister Oh, you
and I are gonna make some money off that grift
we thought up in the last segment.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Oh yeah, this is definitely gonna work out. Now is
it too soon? Are you ready? Or could we keep
it to a sales and make more money.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
We were talking about Amber Rose in the last segment
and how she's gonna marry a maga rapper. She went
from Kanye West to Whiz Khalifa to some guy for
for Gatio Blow or whatever his name is, and he's
he's a mega rapper, right, that's his shtick. And I
was telling mister Oh, while we were listening to that
Dan Bongino clip, I could make rap songs using AI.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah, I ain't never done it before, but but Kinny
doing it all the time. Is it like his new
hobby of them?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I actually thought I was using the software incorrectly, so
I accidentally made a whole album during commercial break. What Yeah,
eight different songs here. I've got I got boys on
the rocks, that hat if you will see it up, We'll.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Breaking down walls, Tennis take a party.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
This song is called breaking down Walls at a Mega
Party and that's all maga and everything. This song is
called living out the Meme and Me just holding the bag.
This song is called Maga Life. They're all maga theme.
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They're all about the FBI. Yeah, standing dog with a
white Yeah, dance with the rod upo.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
This sol shout ut of my boy Bongo.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah right. This song is called Mega Dreams in the Night.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Just a kid from the block for the pigs on
the story, got the hat in the shirt Now.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I gotta tell you all, that's all.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I can't pick a favorite. That's that's that's so close.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Making making maga rap songs is really easy.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah, I'm having trouble picking a favorite myself.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Well that's the green news. You don't have to pick
a favorite.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
We can play them all.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
We just have to put it on Spotify and then
we can make money off the grift.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Here are you right, Let's let's get that up and
go on.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Well, you know, while we're in this little window of
time here, we might as well grift a little.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
You might as well.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I mean, what are we doing. We got a podcast,
we got a radio show, but we've been doing that
since nineteen eighty three. I mean, we do okay, but
I don't have money falling from the sky. What about
you guys?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Well, I'm doing better now since we visited the Louver
over the weekend. I probably shouldn't, you know, take any
credit for that. But you know, it looks like once
we sell those those jewels, we're gonna be sitting pretty
all right.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
If we're going to talk about robbing the Louver and
stealing jewels, we're gonna need the right music.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
There we go. How crafty were these people?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
They took a service truck with a ladder on it,
parked it right there alongside the louver, put the ladder
up to the second floor window, scampered up the ladder,
and right in the word scamper, they did scamp it
they did.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
How do I scamper?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
You know, you know you probably shouldn't scamper.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I feel like I could scamper. You could try, Okay,
So I don't know how many people remember this. I
don't know if you're a history buff or not, but
back in the early twentieth century, there was another robbery
at the Louver. Oh, they stole a really boring painting
of a woman just sitting there, and then it eventually
got returned to the Louver. Yeah, a couple of years later,
and now it's one of the most famous paintings on earth.
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It's called the Mona Lisa.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
They don't think that's gonna happen with these jewels though.
I don't know if you've seen any pictures of them
or not, but they're very fancy.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Well, how do you sell them? I mean, they're pretty
easily identifiable. You break them up. That's the problem.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
The move in Paris said they were closed. Well, obviously
they were closed yesterday. As the investigation continued into the
extraordinary theft of historic jewelry, prospects of recovering the treasures
very slim at this time, because they'll take some some
big fancy necklace and then like, look look at this,
(18:04):
look at this crown. There's a there's a.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
It looks like something out of a movie. It doesn't
even look real blue and silver and islands just really extravagant.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Yeah, so they said, probably break it up, maybe even
recut some of the gems because they can be identified.
What if they're by their fancy cut.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
What if the Louver is in on this and this
is just a way to make all the jewels seem
more famous.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
So a victim and that way more people won't come.
Maybe the Louver hadn't had many good ticket sales lately.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Well, you know, would you want to go to France?
I mean it's too many Muzzlims. I've been the Paris
Mecca Stan. I don't think I want to go there.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Now you can do a stand outside along the little
little roped area there and stare at the at the pyramid.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Isn't that pretty much it?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
The Islamic Republic of Paris now Sharia compliant with new
Hallale balls put them in your mouth. Oh yeah, that's
big queers for Palestine?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
How dare you Walton and Johnson
I lit a surprise.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I thought you guys would have been bringing this up
more often.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
What what's wrong, mister Kenneth? What are you upset about?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
On May the fourth? You guys always like to make
a big deal about the fact.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
That it's you know, well, you know what May the
fourth is. Yeah, okay, what's Star Wars Day? Yeah, Today's
Back to the Future day. Oh yeah, you're.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Supposed to know these things already, right.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I mean I do kind of know that, but I
didn't memorize.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
You forgot because you didn't make a big deal about
it at all.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Okay, So I for those that don't understand, today's the
dates that was in the movie Back to the Future
on the time Machine.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I kind of guessed that from what he said. But
thanks for you know, clearing that up for them that
ain't ain't good guessers.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Well, you know that's why I'm here.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, that's why we're all here, happy to help, and
then I'm happy to help correct the help.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
And anyway, so it's great. Now what do we do
with that information?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, well, get yourself at DeLorean.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
You know, when you hit eighty eight miles an hour,
you're gonna see some serious something very.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Rarely is the sequel to something better than the original.
I think Back to the Future Too is a better movie.
It was funnier, it was more interesting, better effects, better production.
And maybe the No Kings rally was not better in
the sequel because it was just white people. They do
claim it was the biggest political protest in American history, really,
(01:21):
but is that just more of a symptom of there
being more people around? And how could it be bigger
than the Black Lives Matter stuff from five years ago?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Wait, five years old aspect, I was like a million
man march was a pretty big deal.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
But don't nobody count that one. It was only like
three hundred thousand people. Also, I want to make something
real clear here. They keep throwing this number out seven
million people. How do you know it's seven million people?
I don't know it. Well the organizers told us, though,
that's not according to some news outlet or some government report.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Now that's in every little city in town all across America.
Oh we had a big protest. Well, that one protest
was just in DC or just somewhere else. This one
they just they scooped up all the possible There were
nine people in the street out over the weekend. We'll
call it the No King's Rally. Yes, it's not like
(02:10):
they're telling us how many tickets they sold. That would
be an objective fact. We saw X amount of tickets
for our charity comedy show. That's that's an objective fact.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
They don't know how many people were there, so probably
take the number they're saying and divide it by four
or five. That'd be the real number. If they say
it was seven million people, maybe it was a million people.
It wasn't seven million people. And when they say a
million people, they're talking about a million people that already
voted in the last election and it didn't matter.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Trump still won. Wait, he got elected president.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yes, but the kings who just said they were kings
and appointed themselves as king. Isn't that how he got
to be in the White House? Well that's didn't he
just say I'm the leader?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, that's and nobody stopped me. It's the beauty of
this whole thing.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Billy, Well, yeah, they want to stop him after he's
legally elected king, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
In other names, Ace freely died. We didn't get a
chance to cover this. We were off the air for
y'all know him. He is survived by his son, I
p Okay. Rest in peace to Ace Freely. Very sad news.
Of course, we hate the Kiss. I'm not a fan.
I can't speak for everyone on the show, but apparently
Ace Freely was kicked out of the band and not
friendly with the other guys, so he might mean he's
(03:24):
the good guy. Maybe he's the good one I saw
Gene Simmons wasn't the problem, but it was Paul Stanley's
the he's the douche magoo. Well, nobody does like That's
that's true. I believe you. If you like Kiss, that
means you like crap. That means you like sweet tarts
and bubblegum and non. Kiss is not a real band.
(03:47):
Even Aerosmith Steven Tyler said that it was a comic
book band.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
And he would know he'd like in a real band.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
People on stage with pyrotechnics and makeup, playing mediocre songs.
The best Kiss song is still not that great of
a song. No true rock and roll all that they
were basically a disco band. What was their disco song
that they had? I don't know, it doesn't matter, we're
not going to play it. Rest in Pasa's reely, I
mean no disrespect, even though I just crapped all over
you everything you ever did. Oh well, what do you?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Doctor? Love? Was that? That's the thing. I know.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I don't have to tell you.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
It's Kim Kardashian's birthday, but I will update you on
all the lessers celebrities a little later in the show.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
So Big Big the forty five for k k Oh.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, Kim Kardashian, congratulations on your new Fox News contract.
Very exciting.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Kim Kardashian works at Fox Nation Now. She is producing
documentaries for them. One of the most iconic celebrities in
the twentieth century is Elizabeth Taylor. Kim Kardashian is producing
a new Fox Nation docu series, three part docu series,
Elizabeth Taylor Rebel Superstar. Woh yeah, that's exciting. Fifty Cent
(05:01):
and Kim Kardashian have in common. They both work at
Fox News Now.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
All right, and one of them dated Kanye. I'll let
you decide which one.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, I think we know are married married. Yeah, there's
a little more than just day.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Actually it's two people.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Kanye's other X is also having a birthday today. I
forgot to put those together.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
What's the other one's name? You remember Amber amber Rose? Yeah,
and she's a MAGA person. Now she's involved in a So.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Amber turns forty two today and Kim forty five, both
Kanye's exes.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
They have a lot in common.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
She's engaged to a MAGA rapper and I forget what
his name is. Good, Actually, I'm trying to figure it out.
Here we go, Fillatio Blow. That's his name? Four gaish,
I'm sorry for Gacio Blow. Sorry, that's his name. He's
the mayor of Magaville and they're gonna get married soon.
So that's exciting. Congratulations to Amber Rose and her Maga boyfriend.
(06:04):
And I feel like, mister O, there's a missed opportunity there.
Maybe one of us could have been a MAGA rapper.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, why didn't you think of that sooner?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Just do whatever rappers were doing five or ten years ago,
but make all your raps about Maga. And that's that's
a grift you could do on the internet.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Well, I'll tell you what, Why don't we put something
together and maybe a little bit later in the show,
we'll get a debuting full of people.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
See what the folks all think.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Man, we could do some maga raps. That seems like
it could be pretty easy.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
And can I choreograph a dance to it while you
guys are putting it together?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Well? Yeah, I mean I guess.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Can I leave? I'd just like to leave, thank you.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I think you have to stay. Yeah, you have to stay. Yeah,
you can't leave. You're all at well anyway. In other news,
Dan Bongino given two minutes here telling us what the
heck has the FBI been up to lately under Donald Trump.
Here is your deputy director the president.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Early on with regards to this crush and violent crime,
whether it's in San Francis, Go, Chicago, any other major city.
Early on, this is kind of the untold story of this.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Hop I get.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Appointed announced in February, come in in March.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Cashes there a little bit earlier.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
President brings us in early and in essence, this is
kind of the behind the scenes guys. He says to us,
you know, listen, I'm a builder. I'm in a lot
of these big cities. He has just zero tolerance for
violent crime.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
He just does.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
He drives around Washington, d C. On these OTRs off
the record movements. He sees homelessness, crime, he can't stand it.
He says, what do we got to do to fix this?
And we basically lay out a bunch of things and
his answer is very simple. President's like, go get them, boys,
go get them. That was it, Like, you do what
you have to do. So we got in there, Cash
(07:44):
and I and we brought in the best SAC special
agents in charge across the country, guys who had forgotten
more about crime and enforcing you the most people ever
know They've done this their whole lives. One of them
we pulled in from Phoenix. He had an amazing job
out there. We said, hey, SAME's Joe. I said, Joe,
you tell me what we need to do to go
get these demon savages off the street.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Tell me what we need to do.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
We brought in a violent crime round table of the
best crim agents in the country. We figured out a
battle plan. How to kind of water balloon you know,
when you squeeze a water balloon you get a bold.
How do we bulge agents here and then bulge agents there?
And we cleaned up At the President's direction, the Director
and I, with the SACS and the agents in the field,
we water ballooned around the country and made get old
(08:29):
of this.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Guys, this is this is going to trip you out.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Twenty eight thousand violent crime arrests in twenty twenty five
in the year's not even over.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
You say tripping right now?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Damn? He was right. I was dripping out.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Are you tripping out? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
He knew he would.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, Well, don't trip out, Billy.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
It's your fault. He did warn me ahead of time.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Well, what can we do about that? I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I'm over it now, I know because he stopped talking.
I don't want you to trimp out, Billy ed. But
look at it. He's still a little confused about where
he is.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, why aren't you so confused?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
It looks like that all the time.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
That's true. Did you like huf some paint or something?
Are you m No? But I had some of this
buy you coffee? We made some coffee from down to
by you. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Oh that's good stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Have you ever noticed people that are down to by
you even say they're going to go down to buy you?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Is it possible already down there? Is it possible? We
shouldn't be drinking coffee from the bayou? The buyo isn't
There's a lot of it's called by you blind. There's
a lot of drugs and chemicals, and I think they've
even been pulling dead bodies out of the bayou.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
That's just this by you around here. I don't know
wish by you you going down to? But you got
to go down? Are you sure that's a good place
to now?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
That is?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah? Buy you water coffee?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, disgusting.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
You have stolen my dreams in my childhood with your
empty words.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Stay tuned for more Waltman Johnson.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Leah Thomas has somehow found her way back into the news.
The controversial UPenn transgender swimmer is unrepentant that he he
took several college swimming records away from female competitors. Bill Thomas,
the dude who identifies as a lesbian. You know, he
didn't even he didn't even bang dudes. He still bangs chicks,
says he would not do anything differently, despite having his
(10:14):
college erase his women's swimming records, and even in the
face of the school's apologies to his female opponents for
allowing him to compete in the women's swim team.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
The school apologized, But he he just cannot Why would he? Yeah,
because he's a.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Girl too right, Big Bill said he tries to avoid
thinking negatively about swimming after he went from the height
of being a record breaking success in women's sports to
being erased from his school's records. In an interview with
the Pennsylvania public radio station Why Why Why Why, He
(10:51):
was interviewed by Public Broadcasting and the call letters are
why that's dute, That's so funny to me. That's now
my favorite MP. Well, it's my favorite publicly funded radio
station because why yes, because it's so ridiculous. Third base, Yeah, exactly,
thank you. Who's on first? Okay, I just have to
(11:12):
share this little video I just watched. Okay, I don't
want to show you the whole video. I just want
to show you a still shot from the video. This
older white woman who looks kind of like ant Me
from the Andy Griffith Show, is trying to order at
McDonald's let's see, and she failed miserably. Okay, it looks
like she's standing. Oh I get it. Okay. It's a
(11:35):
sign with an iPhone on it and it explains how
to order, but she's pushing the sign.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
The sign is in the parking lot. It's telling you
this parking space is for people with iPhones. If you
if you ordered on your iPhone, like you pull up
there just a space number two mobile app. Yeah, it's
a it's just like a cardboard or a flat piece
of metal, and it's got a little symbol of it's
(12:01):
not a real phone.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
It's not even a picture of a real phone.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
It's just a symbol of a phone, kind of like
the symbol of a wheelchair for a handicap. Right now,
let me ask you a question about it. She walks
up in the video and she taps the sign on
the phone multiple times and doesn't do anything. So she
reaches up and taps the number at number two up
at the top. Maybe that's how you wake it up.
And she just stands there. Starry puts your glasses on,
(12:25):
takes them off. Can't understand why this parking sign isn't
taking her order.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Now, mister Kennon, let me ask you a question about
that woman. Do you think her or her entire generation
is going to be able to figure out if they're
looking at artificial intelligence on the internet.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I can't do it, no way, She'll know that. I
don't believe anything anymore. You can't believe your eyes literally
in this world.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
The next time there's an election, if she sees a
video on the Internet of Donald Trump beating a Mexican
lady with a baseball bat, do you think she's gonna
know if it's fake or not?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Well, now that that video is real.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
No, billy, Yeah sure, I think one way you can
tell if it's AI is if it looks really, really, really.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Good, and if it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah. iPhone videos and Android videos tend to be grainy,
a little you know, a little blurry they were uploaded
to the internet they were taking on someone's phone with
a smudge on the camera lens. AI videos don't look
like that. AI videos look amazing. They do. They're in
HD four D whatever they call the four K or
whatever the high definition. Y'all went past three ks, went
(13:33):
all the way to four K. Nah, huh we three
K makes me uncomfortable, mister. I'm against the three K,
you know, in the least.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Unless it's like, uh, you know, during a baseball game, right,
and then they hold them three k's of course the
pitch has got three strikeouts.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Is that why black guys don't like baseball? I noticed
it's a lot of browns, but not a lot of
blacks at a baseball.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
No, all black guys don't like baseball.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Well, when you're at a baseball game, it's mostly whites
and browns, say some people some Obviously I'm speaking in
broad generalities. Yeah, it's always wrong to generalize, you know that. Hey,
while we're on the topic here, Uh, mister Oh, you
and I are gonna make some money off that grift
we thought up in the last segment.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Oh yeah, this is definitely gonna work out. Now is
it too soon? Are you ready? Or could we keep
it to a sales and make more money.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
We were talking about Amber Rose in the last segment
and how she's gonna marry a maga rapper. She went
from Kanye West to Whiz Khalifa to some guy for
for Gatio Blow or whatever his name is, and he's
he's a mega rapper, right, that's his shtick. And I
was telling mister Oh, while we were listening to that
Dan Bongino clip, I could make rap songs using AI.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah, I ain't never done it before, but but Kinny
doing it all the time. Is it like his new
hobby of them?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I actually thought I was using the software incorrectly, so
I accidentally made a whole album during commercial break. What Yeah,
eight different songs here. I've got I got boys on
the rocks, that hat if you will see it up, We'll.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Breaking down walls, Tennis take a party.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
This song is called breaking down Walls at a Mega
Party and that's all maga and everything. This song is
called living out the Meme and Me just holding the bag.
This song is called Maga Life. They're all maga theme.
(15:26):
They're all about the FBI. Yeah, standing dog with a
white Yeah, dance with the rod upo.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
This sol shout ut of my boy Bongo.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah right. This song is called Mega Dreams in the Night.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Just a kid from the block for the pigs on
the story, got the hat in the shirt Now.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I gotta tell you all, that's all.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I can't pick a favorite. That's that's that's so close.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Making making maga rap songs is really easy.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah, I'm having trouble picking a favorite myself.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Well that's the green news. You don't have to pick
a favorite.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
We can play them all.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
We just have to put it on Spotify and then
we can make money off the grift.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Here are you right, Let's let's get that up and
go on.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Well, you know, while we're in this little window of
time here, we might as well grift a little.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
You might as well.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I mean, what are we doing. We got a podcast,
we got a radio show, but we've been doing that
since nineteen eighty three. I mean, we do okay, but
I don't have money falling from the sky. What about
you guys?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Well, I'm doing better now since we visited the Louver
over the weekend. I probably shouldn't, you know, take any
credit for that. But you know, it looks like once
we sell those those jewels, we're gonna be sitting pretty
all right.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
If we're going to talk about robbing the Louver and
stealing jewels, we're gonna need the right music.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
There we go. How crafty were these people?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
They took a service truck with a ladder on it,
parked it right there alongside the louver, put the ladder
up to the second floor window, scampered up the ladder,
and right in the word scamper, they did scamp it
they did.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
How do I scamper?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
You know, you know you probably shouldn't scamper.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I feel like I could scamper. You could try, Okay,
So I don't know how many people remember this. I
don't know if you're a history buff or not, but
back in the early twentieth century, there was another robbery
at the Louver. Oh, they stole a really boring painting
of a woman just sitting there, and then it eventually
got returned to the Louver. Yeah, a couple of years later,
and now it's one of the most famous paintings on earth.
(17:28):
It's called the Mona Lisa.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
They don't think that's gonna happen with these jewels though.
I don't know if you've seen any pictures of them
or not, but they're very fancy.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Well, how do you sell them? I mean, they're pretty
easily identifiable. You break them up. That's the problem.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
The move in Paris said they were closed. Well, obviously
they were closed yesterday. As the investigation continued into the
extraordinary theft of historic jewelry, prospects of recovering the treasures
very slim at this time, because they'll take some some
big fancy necklace and then like, look look at this,
(18:04):
look at this crown. There's a there's a.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
It looks like something out of a movie. It doesn't
even look real blue and silver and islands just really extravagant.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Yeah, so they said, probably break it up, maybe even
recut some of the gems because they can be identified.
What if they're by their fancy cut.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
What if the Louver is in on this and this
is just a way to make all the jewels seem
more famous.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
So a victim and that way more people won't come.
Maybe the Louver hadn't had many good ticket sales lately.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Well, you know, would you want to go to France?
I mean it's too many Muzzlims. I've been the Paris
Mecca Stan. I don't think I want to go there.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Now you can do a stand outside along the little
little roped area there and stare at the at the pyramid.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Isn't that pretty much it?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
The Islamic Republic of Paris now Sharia compliant with new
Hallale balls put them in your mouth. Oh yeah, that's
big queers for Palestine?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
How dare you Walton and Johnson
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