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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, staged or authentic. Here's the headline.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Heini Klum suffers wardrobe malfunction during bikini photo shoot stage.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I know, stage, I.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Know, but don't you still want to believe it? I mean,
you're the wrong guy for this, billy. Don't you want
to believe it? I'll believe it when I see it.
It's right here on the screen, hanging like I gotta lie.
Good God, you're moving it around? Sorry, tick aside left
or right? I gotta I gotta look, you gotta computer
doesn't work the way you wanted to. Buddy, Why does
(00:33):
she have that gold star up there? Because it's a
wardrobe malfunction, you can't show it, and she's not wearing that.
They put that on the photos so that they could
put it everywhere.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I think that's a nipple.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Are you sure she wasn't wearing a gold star on
her nipple?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
No, they had to put that there because remember how
we started this wardrobe mouthfund say that.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
But how do we know that wasn't what they really
wanted you to see?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
What is he even asking? I don't get the quest.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
It's a it's a manipulated photo. It's censored, right, they
get that that is what they wanted you to see.
Because they don't want you to see it. Did you
take it down? Because I have to work. We have
to I ain't the way we can focus when you
got to breathless?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Is that like that?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
There's a lot of news stories today in this computer
is the latest technology from two thousand and four. I've
got a lot of windows open. If I don't start
closing things, the computer.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Is gonna crash.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Oh yeah, we don't want to add anyway. A tourist
from New York was killed while visiting a Caribbean vacation hotspot,
left an unfillable void in the lives of his friends
and loved ones.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
That'll happen. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Kevin Morris age twenty five, was in Puerto Rico, San
Juan for a Bad Buddy concert.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Oh lord, man, I.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Gotta tell you, buddy, you probably shouldn't have traveled to
Puerto Rico, Puerto to go watch what's it called reggaetone
music pero Puerto po poere to Puerto Rica.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
You know what's funny about Puerto Rico is that the
people from there are not called Puerto Ricans.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
What are they called Puerto Ricans? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
That's what I've always called them. I know they're from
Puerto Rico. And then the same guy doing the news
will tell you several of the Puerto Ricans.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Were blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
It's well, if you're gonna say Planto for the island,
what about for the Islanders.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I grew up around a lot of Puerto Ricans, I did.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Chicago's interesting because in Chicago you'd think it's like very
diverse there, it's not. Everyone's either Irish, Italian, Puerto Rican, Mexican, Jewish,
or they're black.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
That's all there is. There isn't anything else. There's a
couple other things, but that's pretty mom Rare. I was
here in Houston, you could be one of a conjillion.
There's are Muslims. We got them confined to a very
small part of the city.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Oh really, they mostly go to Mini incentrated them in
one area.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, they're all concentrated together. You're not supposed to do that.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I mean, there's Muslims in Chicago, but that's more of
a Minneapolis thing.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Or you know, like in Houston. You see them around,
but I mean you do.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
There was that raport recently from Lara Logan where they
explained how Houston is the Islamo Kammi capital of the
United States, And I thought, how could it be that bad.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I don't run into Islamo COMMI is on it. You
don't get out that much.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
To be honest with you, I do live in this
little area, probably less than two square miles. As your
your day to day travel, that's not true. I go
to the airport. Okay, I guess you're kind of proving
my point. Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
But why would I need to leave this neighborhood. We've
got everything, well.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
The beauty of the big cities like Houston it is,
and people have described it before as like a dart board.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You know.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
There's the there's the downtown inner Loop area, which is
like the bulls eye and Center ring. And then it's
the same thing reproduced over and over and over again.
The further out you get, you got the same target
next to the stop, the pet supply store, whatever it's called.
(04:03):
You've got the same stores and gas stations and fast
food restaurants just circling the city in a wider and
wider path.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Here in Houston, our studio is in a neighborhood called Uptown.
My neighbor says he likes uptown because it's kind of
like downtown, except without all the homeless people and the
folks who look.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Like they're in the Commodores. Yeah, that's nice. I mean,
I didn't say that. I think he's wrong.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
There's at least a couple people around who look like
they're in the Commodores, and they're very nice people. But
to his point, it is, there's more Commodore looking people
downtown than in Uptown.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Of course there are anyway, Ah boy.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
We often ask questions like does the news have but
the way they report it? Do journalists have to report
the news the way they do these days as opposed
to giving you the news story upfront. Used to the
old school style was the five w's, who, what, where,
when why in the first paragraph of a new story,
(05:05):
and if you only read the first paragraph you would
still know what happened.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Well.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Now, of course, the Internet has changed all that. You
don't get the information until eight, ten, twelve paragraphs.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
In, especially if they have an agenda.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yes, and the headline is almost always very misleading, like
this one, for example, we were just talking about different
things that were happening the mentally ill gunman in Austin
and the tragedy of Well here, okay, I just get
to two airplanes collide at airport causing huge fireball. My god,
(05:45):
how many people must have died with two airplanes crashing
into each other and a fireball. Well, actually, here's now
you have to pace it out because you get to
the story about you know, six eight paragraphs in shocking
footage of a giant fireball over the Montana sky. Yes,
there was a tragic situation in the Montana some small town,
(06:10):
little bitty tiny airport. A small aircraft was taxiing I
think they call it, towards the runway when it burst
into flames. Nothing hit it, nothing went wrong. It just
burst into flames. Let me guess, bowing. No, it's a
tiny little plane. It's like crop dusters or something. Okay,
(06:33):
but they had to make it into a big deal.
In the headline, two planes crash, huge fireball. Oh no,
the one plane was by itself, just driving along and
it caught fire. Then it ran into another small little
airplane sitting on the side of the runway.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
So there was nobody really there.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
There's nothing really to this story. So all four passengers
minor injuries at most. But again, the headline has to
lure you in, and then they got to make you
click one story. Oh I got to click here to
get to the rest read more injured. Yeah, no, there's
(07:17):
not really any news here. It affected four people, and
only four people, and none of them were really even
terribly injured.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Sorry, not news.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I am just gonna guess that was expensive at the
very least. But if they put a headline in expensive
plane tragedy, the fact that, well, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
That huge fireball, two planes crash, you're expecting you know,
hundreds of injured or dead. No, not even close. And
isn't it weird that we're disappointed by that? So I'm
just disappointed in the lack of professionalism and professional journalism
these days. If it is considered professional, lower the bar, buddy.
(07:58):
I took advice a minute ago and googled shooting, DC
shooting and man for a place that crime is so low.
I've been told, well, here's a guy earlier this month.
Man dies after being shot multiple times d C hotel
parking man shot killed outside of this Amherst Congressional intern
(08:26):
killed in d C. Another OK two embassy staff killed
in d c one kill five wounded shooters open fire
on a crowd in DC. Just man, more, more, more,
shooting all the time?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Does this sound for my urge?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
You remember during the presidential election cycle, JD Vance was
being interviewed I think I'm CBS News and the news
anchor said something to the extent of now, JD Vance,
you said that migrant gangs from Venezuela are taking over
apartment complexes. We look into it and it was only
several in Aurora, Colorado. Oh okay, wait, and the jdvan
(09:05):
said something to the extent of late, can you hear yourself?
Only several apartment buildings have been taken over by gang members.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
That sounds like a serious problem, nothing to worry about.
Move along.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
How many people lived in those apartment buildings?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Man?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Who cares? They're brown and poor? Screw them.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Wow, you guys at CBS News are a bunch of monsters.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
No kidding.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Can't you just care about people? Hey, coming up in
a little bit, we got a sports report. We're gonna
get gay for space. Criminals are stupid. Apparently there are
signs of the apocalypse, and at some point we're gonna
let mister Kenneth tell you about something.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh aren't you sweet? All I'm saying is, if you
have a boat this summer, I have a throat, Hi,
can I rind a boat for the entire summer?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
And Johnson I have two days with a crossbow arrow.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
In his head. And yes, police.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Describe him as a wild and crazy guy.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
That's how they do you.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
They really called a bolt by the way, Billy had
you know the jokes. I think with arrow it's better.
Wouldn't you agree if we.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Call I don't know you're gonna make jokes about people
that got shot in the head with a crossbow.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
You didn't know I was gonna make a joke about
the thing I already made a joke about. When was
the joke like two seconds ago? Wowking, wild and crazy
guy like Steve Martin was writing that joke for boomers
like you, Billy Ed. I feel like you're the audience.
You didn't get the joke.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Steve Martin, Yeah, I'm familiar with his work.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Little two Eyes. You need some movies too contemporary for
you or never mind? This is a first training. It's
a walden In Johnson sports report. It's brought to you
by I got a sports story to share with you. Guys,
I got the big sports news.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Okay, do tell. I can't wait to find out. But first,
who brought us this very important report?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Do?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Sports is brought to you this morning by.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Wouldn't you just know what the Silver Slipper would like
to invite you to come by and play and stay.
I love the Silver Slipper causeino it's in Bay Saint Louis.
And you know, if you are looking for the most
bang for your buck on a great fun weekend vacation,
what bang for your buck? You get a lot of
for your investment. You go to the Silver Slipper Casino.
(11:14):
That is a resort worth visiting.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
It is nice. They got crab legs. Oh yeah, I
got crab legs.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
The oi, you got gaming oysters. There's a beach, there's
a bar. Beach would be good for you, Bill?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yet I think beaches? Yeah, I've been. It's been pointed
out that the pool is you know, probably not for me?
Uh do you?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
And a very clean, safe RV park conveniently located near
the casino if I've been down there.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
If you're road tripping, okay, you're ready for sports? Of course,
we're ready for sports. Okay, Tay goes on her boyfriend's
podcast tomorrow with a huge announcement.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I'm sorry, Taylor's Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Is that what you're talking about? Okay, I thought we
were doing sports. Yes, well, who's our boyfriend? It's one
of the biggest names and sports of all time.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Let's be real here, Come on, dude, we know that's
her real boyfriend. They just if that was her boyfriend
when they have probably gotten married at this point, or
you know.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
They've been together for a couple of years now, and
she goes to his games and he goes to her concerts,
and then miraculously they wind up in the news a lot.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah, and then weirdly enough, I get the impression they
don't actually spend a lot of a loone time together
just in the now. I'm not saying it's a fake relationship,
but boy, their real relationships sure has been good for
their pocketbooks.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Her boyfriend and his brother do a podcast. It's somewhat popular.
I hear it's gonna be way more popular tomorrow. They
already released I thought these podcasts were live, but they've
already released a clip from tomorrow's podcast. Taylor comes on
(12:49):
the show with them.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Isn't it kind of lame?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
They pre recorded a podcast where they just talk about
her new album kind of out.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I mean, she brings the album with her in like
some kind of a briefcase, and they're all excited, like.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
What's in the briefcase? We don't know. Taylor just showed
up unannounced and.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
She's got a surprise, right, and it's it's her new album.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
And my question is do they make albums? I mean,
do they do they?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Or is that just an album as a prop.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
To show on camera? A little of both.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
So vinyl is now out selling everything else. And there's
a reason why. They'll tell you it's because vinyl sounds
better than CDs or whatever, But the real reason is
because vinyl can be put in a frame and put.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
On the wall. There you go.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I think people buy it to be decorative. Vinyl has stuck.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Around, right, and it's a it's a good thing to
bring on a podcast, to hold up to the camera
and show everybody my new album.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Because if you just brought.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Your phone and showed that where you where you could
download it, you know that that's really not that impressive. Yeah,
and who cares anyways? And it's it's not a real relationship. Guy,
is that sports? Wrap it up? Oh, unless you cared
about any of the actual games that were played, Like yesterday,
a big day for Houston over at the ice Box,
(14:08):
all right, where the Astros play.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Oh, we're talking about baseball. Okay, I thought it was
the juice Box.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
No, it's the ice pot daycad. Now they got rid
of that. Yeah, Astros took on the Red Sox I.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Can whatever they call it. Apparently didn't make air conditioners,
among other things. So yesterday's game with the Strolls was
Carlos Correa's first game back as an Astro in front
of the home crowd, and Jeremy Peney has been injured. Still,
if I'm not mistaken, it was I've got a theme.
I okay, all right, I know you didn't know I
(14:39):
had a theme going, but I got a theme going
at Correa's first day back as an astro and he's
gonna play third base now, and it's Bregmann's first time
back as not an astro playing in Houston. Interesting, and
they announced him, you know when they gave him a
nice round of applause, all that kind of stuff. Now,
(15:00):
when Correa came out and he stepped up the bat
you know, standing oh thirty nine thousand plus standing ovation
what is her name? And then he immediately struck out.
But he did come back later and he hit a
single and drove in a run and managed to win.
(15:21):
Bragman on the other hand, when he stepped up to
the play his first time in, he jacked a two
run blast on I think the first swing of the
bat on the second pitch or something like that.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
For him, he jacked a blasted Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
But it turns out the Astros still managed to come
from behind clean on to a victory seven to six
at the end of the night.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
You remember, not long ago, just last.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Week, I was telling you the Astros were ahead of Seattle,
like full full five games. Now, as of this morning,
there one game ahead of Seattle.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Now the Rangers are still pretty far back there. But
Seattle in Houston, they gon't make it. They're gonna make
a show of it.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
What do you think of that, mister Kenneth. Yesterday there
was a standing out someone jack to blast and they
came from behind quite the game.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Huh. I'm a little sweaty. In other news, I need
to cool down.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
The Rangers beat the Arizona Diamondbacks seventy six. The Braves
yesterday are no today. They're taking on the Mets at
six pm. That'll be a good evening game if you
want to take a look at that.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Astro was also doing it again with is Boston that
they all played by the way, just in case I mentioned.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
That, Yeah, I hate them anyway you do. Yeah, I
hate Boston.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
I don't like to see people's hearts filled with eight.
Remember we went to Boston and everyone was white. There
were not enough minorities in Boston. Nearly made me very
uncomfortable anyway. In other sports related news, former Brooklyn hoop
star Sebastian Telfair is calling on President Trump to give
him a last second pardon before he has to report
to prison today to serve out a six month sentence.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
So he does not want to go to prison. He
did not want to go now.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Telfair, who starred for Abraham Lincoln High School in Coney
Island and bounced around the NBA, allegedly failed to satisfy
the terms of a plea bargain related to a healthcare
fraud case he got wrapped up in and decided to
make a last ditch plea to Trump during an interview
on TMZ. And while that might sound like a crazy strategy,
I am told that Trump does occasionally watch TMZ.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
But did it work for the Tiger King guy? No?
Or Lion King? What is Lions and tigers?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Tigers? Yeah? No?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
But the Trump has given out a lot of pardons
to black celebrities Asap Rocky for example, different rappers and
that sort of thing. A Lil Wayne A sap that's
his name. Yeah, I didn't name him, you know, that's
his Christian name. But anyway, something to take a look
at there. And if you are a fan of the
Supreme Court or the NFL, apparently the Nevada Supreme Court
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has sided with John Gruden against the NFL. Is an
on court case yesterday in the state of Nevada where
former NFL coach John Gruden and scored a major victory
in his ongoing legal case, approving his appeal and preventing
the league from sending the case to arbitration.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
I've been telling you since the day they cut him out, man,
he don't have to sue these people the way they
treated him.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
This was the guy.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Didn't he get fired because of an email. Yeah, because he.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Thought it was an email from the last team he
was on.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
They were investigating they were investigating the Redskins or something.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
What remember, No, you could say that again.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
You could say Redskins again, you could say retard again.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
You can even say the F word.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Boy Trumpshire is making America great again, isn't he?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (18:37):
And to say all the hurtful phrases that I wasn't
allowed to before.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
And they're gonna put cocaine back in Coca Cola classics,
So we got that to look for?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
God, what's on your face? Birthday cake? I just ate
a birthday cake. Birthday nobody. They sell him at the
grocery store. You can get him any time you want,
even if it's not your birthday. Stay tuned for more
Waltman Johnson
All right, staged or authentic. Here's the headline.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Heini Klum suffers wardrobe malfunction during bikini photo shoot stage.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I know, stage, I.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Know, but don't you still want to believe it? I mean,
you're the wrong guy for this, billy. Don't you want
to believe it? I'll believe it when I see it.
It's right here on the screen, hanging like I gotta lie.
Good God, you're moving it around? Sorry, tick aside left
or right? I gotta I gotta look, you gotta computer
doesn't work the way you wanted to. Buddy, Why does
(00:33):
she have that gold star up there? Because it's a
wardrobe malfunction, you can't show it, and she's not wearing that.
They put that on the photos so that they could
put it everywhere.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I think that's a nipple.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Are you sure she wasn't wearing a gold star on
her nipple?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
No, they had to put that there because remember how
we started this wardrobe mouthfund say that.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
But how do we know that wasn't what they really
wanted you to see?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
What is he even asking? I don't get the quest.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
It's a it's a manipulated photo. It's censored, right, they
get that that is what they wanted you to see.
Because they don't want you to see it. Did you
take it down? Because I have to work. We have
to I ain't the way we can focus when you
got to breathless?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Is that like that?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
There's a lot of news stories today in this computer
is the latest technology from two thousand and four. I've
got a lot of windows open. If I don't start
closing things, the computer.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Is gonna crash.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Oh yeah, we don't want to add anyway. A tourist
from New York was killed while visiting a Caribbean vacation hotspot,
left an unfillable void in the lives of his friends
and loved ones.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
That'll happen. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Kevin Morris age twenty five, was in Puerto Rico, San
Juan for a Bad Buddy concert.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Oh lord, man, I.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Gotta tell you, buddy, you probably shouldn't have traveled to
Puerto Rico, Puerto to go watch what's it called reggaetone
music pero Puerto po poere to Puerto Rica.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
You know what's funny about Puerto Rico is that the
people from there are not called Puerto Ricans.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
What are they called Puerto Ricans? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
That's what I've always called them. I know they're from
Puerto Rico. And then the same guy doing the news
will tell you several of the Puerto Ricans.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Were blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
It's well, if you're gonna say Planto for the island,
what about for the Islanders.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I grew up around a lot of Puerto Ricans, I did.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Chicago's interesting because in Chicago you'd think it's like very
diverse there, it's not. Everyone's either Irish, Italian, Puerto Rican, Mexican, Jewish,
or they're black.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
That's all there is. There isn't anything else. There's a
couple other things, but that's pretty mom Rare. I was
here in Houston, you could be one of a conjillion.
There's are Muslims. We got them confined to a very
small part of the city.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Oh really, they mostly go to Mini incentrated them in
one area.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, they're all concentrated together. You're not supposed to do that.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I mean, there's Muslims in Chicago, but that's more of
a Minneapolis thing.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Or you know, like in Houston. You see them around,
but I mean you do.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
There was that raport recently from Lara Logan where they
explained how Houston is the Islamo Kammi capital of the
United States, And I thought, how could it be that bad.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I don't run into Islamo COMMI is on it. You
don't get out that much.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
To be honest with you, I do live in this
little area, probably less than two square miles. As your
your day to day travel, that's not true. I go
to the airport. Okay, I guess you're kind of proving
my point. Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
But why would I need to leave this neighborhood. We've
got everything, well.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
The beauty of the big cities like Houston it is,
and people have described it before as like a dart board.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You know.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
There's the there's the downtown inner Loop area, which is
like the bulls eye and Center ring. And then it's
the same thing reproduced over and over and over again.
The further out you get, you got the same target
next to the stop, the pet supply store, whatever it's called.
(04:03):
You've got the same stores and gas stations and fast
food restaurants just circling the city in a wider and
wider path.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Here in Houston, our studio is in a neighborhood called Uptown.
My neighbor says he likes uptown because it's kind of
like downtown, except without all the homeless people and the
folks who look.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Like they're in the Commodores. Yeah, that's nice. I mean,
I didn't say that. I think he's wrong.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
There's at least a couple people around who look like
they're in the Commodores, and they're very nice people. But
to his point, it is, there's more Commodore looking people
downtown than in Uptown.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Of course there are anyway, Ah boy.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
We often ask questions like does the news have but
the way they report it? Do journalists have to report
the news the way they do these days as opposed
to giving you the news story upfront. Used to the
old school style was the five w's, who, what, where,
when why in the first paragraph of a new story,
(05:05):
and if you only read the first paragraph you would
still know what happened.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Well.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Now, of course, the Internet has changed all that. You
don't get the information until eight, ten, twelve paragraphs.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
In, especially if they have an agenda.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yes, and the headline is almost always very misleading, like
this one, for example, we were just talking about different
things that were happening the mentally ill gunman in Austin
and the tragedy of Well here, okay, I just get
to two airplanes collide at airport causing huge fireball. My god,
(05:45):
how many people must have died with two airplanes crashing
into each other and a fireball. Well, actually, here's now
you have to pace it out because you get to
the story about you know, six eight paragraphs in shocking
footage of a giant fireball over the Montana sky. Yes,
there was a tragic situation in the Montana some small town,
(06:10):
little bitty tiny airport. A small aircraft was taxiing I
think they call it, towards the runway when it burst
into flames. Nothing hit it, nothing went wrong. It just
burst into flames. Let me guess, bowing. No, it's a
tiny little plane. It's like crop dusters or something. Okay,
(06:33):
but they had to make it into a big deal.
In the headline, two planes crash, huge fireball. Oh no,
the one plane was by itself, just driving along and
it caught fire. Then it ran into another small little
airplane sitting on the side of the runway.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
So there was nobody really there.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
There's nothing really to this story. So all four passengers
minor injuries at most. But again, the headline has to
lure you in, and then they got to make you
click one story. Oh I got to click here to
get to the rest read more injured. Yeah, no, there's
(07:17):
not really any news here. It affected four people, and
only four people, and none of them were really even
terribly injured.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Sorry, not news.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I am just gonna guess that was expensive at the
very least. But if they put a headline in expensive
plane tragedy, the fact that, well, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
That huge fireball, two planes crash, you're expecting you know,
hundreds of injured or dead. No, not even close. And
isn't it weird that we're disappointed by that? So I'm
just disappointed in the lack of professionalism and professional journalism
these days. If it is considered professional, lower the bar, buddy.
(07:58):
I took advice a minute ago and googled shooting, DC
shooting and man for a place that crime is so low.
I've been told, well, here's a guy earlier this month.
Man dies after being shot multiple times d C hotel
parking man shot killed outside of this Amherst Congressional intern
(08:26):
killed in d C. Another OK two embassy staff killed
in d c one kill five wounded shooters open fire
on a crowd in DC. Just man, more, more, more,
shooting all the time?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Does this sound for my urge?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
You remember during the presidential election cycle, JD Vance was
being interviewed I think I'm CBS News and the news
anchor said something to the extent of now, JD Vance,
you said that migrant gangs from Venezuela are taking over
apartment complexes. We look into it and it was only
several in Aurora, Colorado. Oh okay, wait, and the jdvan
(09:05):
said something to the extent of late, can you hear yourself?
Only several apartment buildings have been taken over by gang members.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
That sounds like a serious problem, nothing to worry about.
Move along.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
How many people lived in those apartment buildings?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Man?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Who cares? They're brown and poor? Screw them.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Wow, you guys at CBS News are a bunch of monsters.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
No kidding.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Can't you just care about people? Hey, coming up in
a little bit, we got a sports report. We're gonna
get gay for space. Criminals are stupid. Apparently there are
signs of the apocalypse, and at some point we're gonna
let mister Kenneth tell you about something.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh aren't you sweet? All I'm saying is, if you
have a boat this summer, I have a throat, Hi,
can I rind a boat for the entire summer?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
And Johnson I have two days with a crossbow arrow.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
In his head. And yes, police.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Describe him as a wild and crazy guy.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
That's how they do you.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
They really called a bolt by the way, Billy had
you know the jokes. I think with arrow it's better.
Wouldn't you agree if we.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Call I don't know you're gonna make jokes about people
that got shot in the head with a crossbow.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
You didn't know I was gonna make a joke about
the thing I already made a joke about. When was
the joke like two seconds ago? Wowking, wild and crazy
guy like Steve Martin was writing that joke for boomers
like you, Billy Ed. I feel like you're the audience.
You didn't get the joke.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Steve Martin, Yeah, I'm familiar with his work.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Little two Eyes. You need some movies too contemporary for
you or never mind? This is a first training. It's
a walden In Johnson sports report. It's brought to you
by I got a sports story to share with you. Guys,
I got the big sports news.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Okay, do tell. I can't wait to find out. But first,
who brought us this very important report?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Do?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Sports is brought to you this morning by.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Wouldn't you just know what the Silver Slipper would like
to invite you to come by and play and stay.
I love the Silver Slipper causeino it's in Bay Saint Louis.
And you know, if you are looking for the most
bang for your buck on a great fun weekend vacation,
what bang for your buck? You get a lot of
for your investment. You go to the Silver Slipper Casino.
(11:14):
That is a resort worth visiting.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
It is nice. They got crab legs. Oh yeah, I
got crab legs.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
The oi, you got gaming oysters. There's a beach, there's
a bar. Beach would be good for you, Bill?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yet I think beaches? Yeah, I've been. It's been pointed
out that the pool is you know, probably not for me?
Uh do you?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
And a very clean, safe RV park conveniently located near
the casino if I've been down there.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
If you're road tripping, okay, you're ready for sports? Of course,
we're ready for sports. Okay, Tay goes on her boyfriend's
podcast tomorrow with a huge announcement.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I'm sorry, Taylor's Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Is that what you're talking about? Okay, I thought we
were doing sports. Yes, well, who's our boyfriend? It's one
of the biggest names and sports of all time.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Let's be real here, Come on, dude, we know that's
her real boyfriend. They just if that was her boyfriend
when they have probably gotten married at this point, or
you know.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
They've been together for a couple of years now, and
she goes to his games and he goes to her concerts,
and then miraculously they wind up in the news a lot.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah, and then weirdly enough, I get the impression they
don't actually spend a lot of a loone time together
just in the now. I'm not saying it's a fake relationship,
but boy, their real relationships sure has been good for
their pocketbooks.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Her boyfriend and his brother do a podcast. It's somewhat popular.
I hear it's gonna be way more popular tomorrow. They
already released I thought these podcasts were live, but they've
already released a clip from tomorrow's podcast. Taylor comes on
(12:49):
the show with them.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Isn't it kind of lame?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
They pre recorded a podcast where they just talk about
her new album kind of out.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I mean, she brings the album with her in like
some kind of a briefcase, and they're all excited, like.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
What's in the briefcase? We don't know. Taylor just showed
up unannounced and.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
She's got a surprise, right, and it's it's her new album.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
And my question is do they make albums? I mean,
do they do they?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Or is that just an album as a prop.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
To show on camera? A little of both.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
So vinyl is now out selling everything else. And there's
a reason why. They'll tell you it's because vinyl sounds
better than CDs or whatever, But the real reason is
because vinyl can be put in a frame and put.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
On the wall. There you go.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I think people buy it to be decorative. Vinyl has stuck.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Around, right, and it's a it's a good thing to
bring on a podcast, to hold up to the camera
and show everybody my new album.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Because if you just brought.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Your phone and showed that where you where you could
download it, you know that that's really not that impressive. Yeah,
and who cares anyways? And it's it's not a real relationship. Guy,
is that sports? Wrap it up? Oh, unless you cared
about any of the actual games that were played, Like yesterday,
a big day for Houston over at the ice Box,
(14:08):
all right, where the Astros play.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Oh, we're talking about baseball. Okay, I thought it was
the juice Box.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
No, it's the ice pot daycad. Now they got rid
of that. Yeah, Astros took on the Red Sox I.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Can whatever they call it. Apparently didn't make air conditioners,
among other things. So yesterday's game with the Strolls was
Carlos Correa's first game back as an Astro in front
of the home crowd, and Jeremy Peney has been injured. Still,
if I'm not mistaken, it was I've got a theme.
I okay, all right, I know you didn't know I
(14:39):
had a theme going, but I got a theme going
at Correa's first day back as an astro and he's
gonna play third base now, and it's Bregmann's first time
back as not an astro playing in Houston. Interesting, and
they announced him, you know when they gave him a
nice round of applause, all that kind of stuff. Now,
(15:00):
when Correa came out and he stepped up the bat
you know, standing oh thirty nine thousand plus standing ovation
what is her name? And then he immediately struck out.
But he did come back later and he hit a
single and drove in a run and managed to win.
(15:21):
Bragman on the other hand, when he stepped up to
the play his first time in, he jacked a two
run blast on I think the first swing of the
bat on the second pitch or something like that.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
For him, he jacked a blasted Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
But it turns out the Astros still managed to come
from behind clean on to a victory seven to six
at the end of the night.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
You remember, not long ago, just last.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Week, I was telling you the Astros were ahead of Seattle,
like full full five games. Now, as of this morning,
there one game ahead of Seattle.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Now the Rangers are still pretty far back there. But
Seattle in Houston, they gon't make it. They're gonna make
a show of it.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
What do you think of that, mister Kenneth. Yesterday there
was a standing out someone jack to blast and they
came from behind quite the game.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Huh. I'm a little sweaty. In other news, I need
to cool down.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
The Rangers beat the Arizona Diamondbacks seventy six. The Braves
yesterday are no today. They're taking on the Mets at
six pm. That'll be a good evening game if you
want to take a look at that.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Astro was also doing it again with is Boston that
they all played by the way, just in case I mentioned.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
That, Yeah, I hate them anyway you do. Yeah, I
hate Boston.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
I don't like to see people's hearts filled with eight.
Remember we went to Boston and everyone was white. There
were not enough minorities in Boston. Nearly made me very
uncomfortable anyway. In other sports related news, former Brooklyn hoop
star Sebastian Telfair is calling on President Trump to give
him a last second pardon before he has to report
to prison today to serve out a six month sentence.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
So he does not want to go to prison. He
did not want to go now.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Telfair, who starred for Abraham Lincoln High School in Coney
Island and bounced around the NBA, allegedly failed to satisfy
the terms of a plea bargain related to a healthcare
fraud case he got wrapped up in and decided to
make a last ditch plea to Trump during an interview
on TMZ. And while that might sound like a crazy strategy,
I am told that Trump does occasionally watch TMZ.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
But did it work for the Tiger King guy? No?
Or Lion King? What is Lions and tigers?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Tigers? Yeah? No?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
But the Trump has given out a lot of pardons
to black celebrities Asap Rocky for example, different rappers and
that sort of thing. A Lil Wayne A sap that's
his name. Yeah, I didn't name him, you know, that's
his Christian name. But anyway, something to take a look
at there. And if you are a fan of the
Supreme Court or the NFL, apparently the Nevada Supreme Court
(17:50):
has sided with John Gruden against the NFL. Is an
on court case yesterday in the state of Nevada where
former NFL coach John Gruden and scored a major victory
in his ongoing legal case, approving his appeal and preventing
the league from sending the case to arbitration.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
I've been telling you since the day they cut him out, man,
he don't have to sue these people the way they
treated him.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
This was the guy.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Didn't he get fired because of an email. Yeah, because he.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Thought it was an email from the last team he
was on.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
They were investigating they were investigating the Redskins or something.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
What remember, No, you could say that again.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
You could say Redskins again, you could say retard again.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
You can even say the F word.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Boy Trumpshire is making America great again, isn't he?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (18:37):
And to say all the hurtful phrases that I wasn't
allowed to before.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
And they're gonna put cocaine back in Coca Cola classics,
So we got that to look for?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
God, what's on your face? Birthday cake? I just ate
a birthday cake. Birthday nobody. They sell him at the
grocery store. You can get him any time you want,
even if it's not your birthday. Stay tuned for more
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