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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He can't work for the man.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah, all right, back off. Now, we don't need that.
We have bungs.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Be nice.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
There's plenty of people not being nice. Let's not be them.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
You know what I love about New York City. You
can get mugged in eighty different languages. Isn't that cool?
And what eighty different languages?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You know there's something to look forward to. Then, yeah,
they got that. When are you heading back? Has it
been twenty four years or twenty five years since you've
been there?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
The last time I was in New York City it
was the summer of twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Before nine to eleven. Yeah, good lord, I can't believe
you've stayed away that long.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I was trying to tell this story to somebody the
other day, stay way a little longer at a party,
and she was not understanding the point I was making,
and it kind of made me feel like, is this
what it's like to talk to me?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I was just wondering, do you do you get that
a lot? You know, Kimmy, I'm not understanding the point
you're trying to make. I know it happens, you do
get that, So yeah, now you know what it's like
to be us.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Then talk to you. Okay, I'm fine, I'm fabulous. You
want a hug or a high five or something I
wouldn't mind, Well, can I get one of those Erica
Kirk hugs?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Go ahead, Billy, he's starting it again. We just trying
to calm people down to get worked up over this
kind of stuff, and then he comes in miles off
and people don't know. We're joking around, trying to have
a little fun, and next thing you know, there's what
death threats or something because you bad mouthed Erica Kirk.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
We opened up the show making fun of the people
that had been attacking Erica Kirk. We were speaking in
jest and somebody sent us a tweet and they didn't
get it. They thought we were attacking Erica Kirk. They
also didn't spell her name correctly, which is how I
know this person blah blah three four one four on
X isn't a big fan. He said he'd been listening
for years, but now he's going to stop listening because
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he thought we were We We have been. We have
been fervently mocking the people who keep attacking Erica Kirk,
both here and on social media. We didn't like, just
change our opinion about her five seconds ago, right when
you didn't understand joke.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Dude, If you didn't get it, it's not going to
do us any good to explain it to people. Have
you ever argued with somebody that's different of a different
opinion with you, and after arguing with them for a
little while, you brought them over. You changed their mind.
You brought them to your side, and they go, thank
you for arguing with me. Now I get it, You've
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changed my mind.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You know.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I had an experience earlier this week with a hairdresser ooh, no,
I was getting my haircut, oh, and she was explaining
to me why she thought with capitalism was evil and
that the Zorhan mom Donnie guy might be onto something.
And she was also trying to explain to me why
she thought Donald Trump's million dollar gold ticket to become
an American citizen was a crazy idea. So I very
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quickly explained to her how inflation works, and then I
explained to her what the national debt was like. And
then I explained to her that we want the world's wealthy,
affluent entrepreneurs, scientists, and engineers to come to our country
and invent and create things so that they can spread
their wealth and affluence and have money to tip hairdressers.
We just don't want illegal immigrant criminals walking over the border.
And after a couple of minutes of this, I was
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shocked to learn she agreed with me. Now really, now
it is possible.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
It helps that you threw that stuff in about tipping right,
and she was, you know, ten minutes away from a tip.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Okay, you know, fair might have had something to do
with it, might have had something to do with it.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Did the people that you encountered while you were running
in the park yesterday did you also change their mind?
And they were happy to hear your opinion. I will
tell you that most people who want to talk to
you about something do not want you to talk to
them about it.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You are so correct about that, Billy. Yesterday, I'm in
the park jogging, I got my big headphones on, I'm
wearing a you know, I'm all sweaty, wearing a tank
top with my favorite punk band on.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
It isn't that your leave me alone?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Look for sure, I'm sweating and I got headphones over
my ears. So obviously I don't want to hear you.
But people want to talk anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
In the park not far from this radio station. It's
a really nice park. I'll admit that. As much as
I like local government, they've done a good job on
that park.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Not all government work money, that's a lot of donations. Yeah,
good point.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
And so sometimes in that park, not often, once in
a while you see political people. Usually they're down the
street in front of the Jama Juice. I don't know
why they love that Jama Juice.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
And then Cornin's office on Tuesdays, but yesterday wasn't Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
No, so in this case, usually it's Peta when they're
in this park this time, and they don't like me either.
This time it was people with a communist newspaper, and
I need a paper newspaper like these kids were costplaying
is what communists were like in the seventies or something, Okay,
And so I run past them and I could see
they're shouting at people. Nobody wants to talk to them.
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And I run past them and I mute my headphones.
You know, you got the button right here, You tap
it and it mutes the headphones. And as I'm jogging past,
she goes billionaires blah blah blah, and I go, billionaires
are good actually, and she goes.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Now you're involved. So I stopped.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, you're not running anymore. You could have been one
hundred yard cards away five seconds, six seconds and now no,
you turned around.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Right, I turned it. I stopped.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I took the headphones off. I looked down at my phone.
I hit record, and I say to her right before
I hit record, I say, are you sure you want
to do this? I said it very politely and softly,
and she says, yeah, let's talk about communism.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Oh, Keith hit record? Hey, what's up?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
We're down here right now with a group of people
who identify as socialists. Now communis any communists? Even better?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah? Count all the things the communists developed.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
The AK forty seven. Yeah, No, let's do it right here. No,
what's the point. You need those guys to help you.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
You want to talk to me, I'm doing it right now,
you guys, I was doing something. I'm not going to
follow you on an adventure. You don't have a conversation.
I'm not gonna be a nice year.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
You're a Marxist. You guys are the enemy of You.
Guys are everything that's.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Wrong with this world. You're parasites.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
You contribute nothing to society.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
You guys are bad people right right now, you're right now,
you're covered in clothing, creating in a corporation.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
What is this?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
You guys are engaging people you don't like you all right.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Here, it comes the leader of the book club.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
If you want to engage, you know, you guys want
to talk to me.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
If you want to engage intellectual and conversation.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
If you're gonna come here and insult me, I'm not
going to talk.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I'm definitely you guys are parasites. There's no way we're
not definitely gonna the parasite, parasite, parasite. We please move
to New York City. Guys, it'll be you guys.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
You contribute nothing, You contribute nothing. No, I can stay here.
This is a public park, right, Hey, how's it going? Guys?
Look at this part?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Parasite?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Right, tell me one thing that communism has contributed. There's
nothing if we're going the Bolshevik revolution, the Bolshevik revolutions.
So thousands of people killed, right, millions, really, right, got
more than the Nazis killed? Right, A great accomplishment for Marxists,
the Nazis, that's great.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
That they did.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
And then what happened next? And then and then they
killed more people than the Nazis did Nazis killing Nazis.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Right, no, and then they killed their own people, Mao,
Stalin Lenin.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
These are not good guys, These are bad people.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Guys.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
You guys, this is what everyone says. They say, we're
gonna build the utopia. It's gonna be different this time.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
What they're saying is, this is no, no, you cannot put.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Your finger in my hand.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
This is the beltator.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Look at they never built anything, or designed anything, or
done anything in her life.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
She's going to create the utopia.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Guys.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
That's what every arrogant leftist leader says. And then what
happened to me? More death than the Nazis. Insulting, insulting, insulting.
You have no intelligence, you want to keep weak. Yes,
of course, I'm giving you basic history. The Ak forty seven,
what the Bolshevik Revolution.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
That's not an accomplishment, guys, that's just violence.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Bullies. There's five of you, there's one of me.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
You wanted to talk to me, loser, enjoy your communist
news favor.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
It's around.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
You're incapable of having antime moved to New York City, guys,
that I.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Find a trader Jose that works as well as the
d MD enjoy with me.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
I would be more than happy to have that with you.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Lady, your your IQ is lower than your body weight?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
What would be the point?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Goodbye, goodbye? Every moved to New York City, guys. You'll
love it. You'll love New York City guys.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
You know, the IQ lowered th the body weight thing
in her case, I don't think was an intel unless
you wanted to say she was hat. She was not
happy about that. Her IQ could be like one fifty,
which is, you know, pretty exceptional. She was a big girl.
You're right, but and she kept saying, I don't want
to talk to you. I didn't want to talk to you.
It's like, well, she's in the park stopping people to
get them to talk to her, and you stopped and
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talked to her, and now she's saying she didn't want
to Some.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
People think I was being reird to her, but if
you go back and listen to that, I asked them
a question, name one accomplishment the Russians have ever had
other than creating the AK forty seven, And immediately she said,
you're you're you're trying to argue with us.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Right, Well, what to tell you when people want to
talk to you, They don't want you to talk back.
They want you to listen and agree. That's what you
gotta do. Can you just just to agree? Yeah, you're right,
that's the thing, dude, I'm not Charlie Kirk. I'm not
gonna can't do it. I'm not going to be nice
to you.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
That was what I was so impressed with with Turtli
Kirk as. He would calmly and politely listen to those
people and then make a very intelligent retort, if you will,
and never seem to lose his patience. Yeah, that's over
the thing where we were polite and then you murdered us.
But they're not.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah, that's not gonna happen anymore. Instead, we're gonna we're
gonna tell you you're an idiot, and then we're gonna explain
basic facts to you. Communism has never worked ever. I
get it. It sounds good. It sounds good because you've
never had a real job before.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
The young people and a lot of really young women
or the voters that put Mamdani over the top there
in New York City.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
That's what they're saying.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
And when they say college educated, they don't mean smart anymore.
Well they're college educated, that means brainwashed. Yeah, that means
they were taught one side of an argument and that's
all they know.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
That means they have a degree in genderlet. They're two
hundred thousand dollars in debt, they have a septum piercing.
They sleep with five or six guys a week. They
met on a day. They hate their dad. They have
to take antibiotics for some weird thing they just caught.
And oh, by the way, they're mad at you because
they don't like Trump.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
But when they heard that word free, Oh they lit up.
Yeah free, I'm gonna get some free stuff. Yeah, there's
no such thing as a free lunch, free lunch.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
No fence. But it sounds like that's a comedy gobbledy gook.
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson and I'm.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Sorry to believe, mister o, but uh, that's a white
man singing.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
Yeah, still stole the style from you know who.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Oh, yeah, this is what you'd call what is it
a blue eyed soul? Is that what it is? That's what
some people called it.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
What if a black eye put on though it is
it the blue contact lenses? Would it be blue eyed
soul then? Or would it still be motown?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
It's still motown.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
It's still motown. You know the most stands for motor
Did you guys know that?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
No?
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Way?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
No, So that means didn't you think it started stood
for something else? No, like mo music? San Francisco be
called motown. Mister Kenneth, did you what he said? I
let him up to it. That was funny. I gave
it to you guys, and he took it.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I was good, dude, speaking of California and San Francisco,
the legend of San Francisco. The Congress Roman from San Francissi,
as they like to make fun says she will not
seek reelection to Congress when her term is up. Nancy
Pelosi has made it official on social media with the
announcement this morning that it will be the end of
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her career in Congress. It was very specific, though. Now
the TV said in breaking news, Nancy Pelosi announces retirement.
Did she use the word retirement or she didn't say retirement?
She said, I will not be seeking reelection to Congress
now she's eighty five. I don't know why she's working today,
(11:49):
to be honest with you, but she didn't say retire.
She just said Congress. So what's next for nance?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
I don't know, be may or San Francisco, but I
think lobbyist seems a little more likely. What make make
a half a mill a year doing nothing all day?
Take a couple of bribes, and go to dinner. She
was gonna do that anyway, exactly. It feels like it
was just yesterday though. They were making her the house speaker. Yeah,
I know, memories, ladies and gentlemen, the Speaker of the House,
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Nancy Pelosi.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I know it seems terrifying, but they love her in Japan.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh yeah, yeah, stiff, we like it.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
There's a bunch of noise. I don't know what you
guys are enjoying.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
You never watched Godzilla, he's out of it. Yeah, you
lose her. You never watched a Godzilla movie? And he's
like lowtown. They're all hanging out in like these real Yeah,
motown is funny.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
You over used it.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Godzilla movies are great because they're all hanging out on
the beach and they know all the sudden you hear
this music.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
It's like.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
This giant foot comes down and like stumps on a
car or a building or something, you know, smooshes the
lifeguard station while they're in it.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Right, Yeah, and then there's this guy's likes go zero,
go zero, and then they all run from him.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
But and you know, and they talk.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
A little funny, but those guys are like really brilliant scientists.
They figured out how does not only harness to stop
the lizard, but harness his power to take on Mathra.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
They needed that.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I know, Mathra was the real threat, you know, Like
we were all worried about Democrats, but then Communists showed up,
and you realize maybe democrats wan. I mean, Democrats were bad,
but there's you know, but Mathra vastly worse.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Way worse. I don't know what that means. But I'm
just grease. So maybe we can't move on.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I'll send you some links so you can watch some
movies this weekend.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
In the meantime, our Secretary of wargy he has announced.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I'm sorry, what did you call him? Heggy? I like that.
I never heard of anybody call him that.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I figure you give a guy nickname, he's like a
soldier and stuff. Soldiers always like to have nicknames, you know. Yeah,
sixteenth drug boat just blowed up sixteen now, and every
time a drug boat blows up with a bunch of
carteiled drug runners in it and all their drugs. Yeah,
what blows up even more is the Liberals' minds. Their
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heads explode every time we blow up a boat.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, they don't like that. Hegy is a good nickname.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
I think another cool nickname might be like star Chest
or something like that. Because he's got that tattoo on
his chest.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Oh yeah, is that the Russian one? No, no, it
was a Latin, the Roman, the star Jerusalem.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
It's called Oh well, I thought he had a Nazi
tattoo on his chest.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
No, no, it is a Christian thing. I don't know.
I guess it doesn't make any sense. It's not even
really a star.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Is at There was a guy in Maine had a
Nazi tattoo on his chest, but he was a Democrat,
so nobody cares.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
So it's totally okay. It's cool. Yeah, wasn't here somebody
a Democrat or a Nazi?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Mister Kenneth, didn't you say that back when you went
in to hair salon school.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
They called you brown eye. What does that mean? You
act like we have these conversations that never took place.
I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
You just dream about me at night and then you
wake up and you think that really happened.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Exodus appears to be starting, folks. The Jewish Fire Commissioner
of New York City reportedly Senny's resignation to Mayor Eric
Adams Oh the morning after gay race communist Jorhan mam
Donni became the mayor elect of New York City.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Well, I think everybody knows, no matter what he said
when he was campaigning, everybody knows what he's going to
be like when he gets to be mayor.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
When when does that start? Is that like January? You
know kicks in.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I gotta think so, yeah, probably right after the noon here.
So some people think this guy's quitting because he didn't
like the pay. Some people think he's quitting because he
doesn't think first responders won't be respected. Other people are
think he's quitting because he's worried about the fact that
he's a Jew and the guy just took over the
city is really friendly with Islamic terrorists, and you kind of.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
See somebody that responds to you house, your emergency, whether
it's a medical call.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Oh, I'm sorry, this is the wrong sound bite. That's
the LA Fire Department's lesbian fire commissioner that was in
charge of How did that work out?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Well?
Speaker 3 (16:12):
They were thinking maybe she could replace him. Do you
remember the woman that was in charge of the Palisades fire?
Didn't that just burn up completely?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Well? She had made the point.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
You know, when your house is on fire, you don't
want some big, strong, white straight guy to rescue you.
Good lord, no, no, that would be terrible. You know
you want you want a diverse firefighter. That way, you
know that not only is the fire being put out properly,
but you're not offending anyone.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
You want to.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
See somebody that responds to your house, your emergency, whether
it's a medical call or a fire call, that looks
like you. It gives that person a little bit more
ease knowing that somebody might understand their situation better.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Is she strong enough to do this?
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Or you couldn't carry my husband out of a fire,
in which my response is he got himself from the
wrong place.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
If I have to carry him out of a.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Fire, huh wow, didn't they say.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
There were a number of Californians who ended up burning
to death because when the firefighters showed up, right, they
didn't look like.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Them, and they said, I don't want you to rescue me.
Get out of my house, you old white man.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
You.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I hadn't heard that SoundBite in months. I almost forgot
how good it is.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
First, she says, I'm sure you don't want to get
rescued from a fire by someone that doesn't look like you. Oh,
you're a black lady and the firefighter is a white guy.
I'll wait till a different firefighter.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Right, And they ended up burning to death, but they
didn't care because they stick to their guns in California.
Well no guns actually, but you know they stand by
what they say.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Then she totally switches her point. She's like, but, but,
but if you don't want to.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Get rescued by someone like me, isn't it really your
fault that you're burning to death?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I'm sorry? We Well, which way do you want it?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
What if I'm in a public building, I wasn't in
charge of it. A fire starts and I need to
be rescued, and you show up and I'm six three
and two hundred and five pounds and you just can't
lift me because you're a tiny black lesbian.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Uh, that could be a problem. Do you think that's
my fault? I guess hey, yes, Speaking of.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
LA immigration rights groups, they're asking the Dodgers to decline
the White House visit because.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Of course Trump arrangements andro ice raids. But same thing. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
An Instagram post on Wednesday from the National Day Laborers
Organizing Network, you know, the NADLELAM told the Dodgers that
a visit to the White House would normalize Trump, normalized Trump.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Do you not know that he won the election by
a majority? They don't get it. He's normal, You're what's weird.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
But see these idiots that don't watch regular news except
for that stuff that they like to hear. They are
told over and over again that Trump stole the election,
that he's a king and a dictator and a hitler
and all theris, and there's there's nothing we can do
about it.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
But well, we're going to run him out of there.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
We're going to figure out a way to get him
out of there one of these days.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I love when they make these videos too.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
They always get a spokesperson from the group to put
on an LA Dodgers hat and a jersey so he
could tell you about Trump. And just look at him,
you could tell not only does this guy not watch sports,
he's probably never exercised.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
You look at.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Across the city of Los Angeles, community organizations are telling
the Los Angeles Dodgers do not visit the White House
this time around. Dude, please at least take the canoli
out of your mouth before you start talking.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Is that don't you?
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Dare?
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Would it kill you to stop chewing for a minute
so you could tell us the news, Buddy.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I will do it.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Encourage the owners of the clubs to get their barely
clad young ladies off the street.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
This is the Walton Johnson Show.
He can't work for the man.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah, all right, back off. Now, we don't need that.
We have bungs.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Be nice.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
There's plenty of people not being nice. Let's not be them.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
You know what I love about New York City. You
can get mugged in eighty different languages. Isn't that cool?
And what eighty different languages?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You know there's something to look forward to. Then, yeah,
they got that. When are you heading back? Has it
been twenty four years or twenty five years since you've
been there?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
The last time I was in New York City it
was the summer of twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Before nine to eleven. Yeah, good lord, I can't believe
you've stayed away that long.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I was trying to tell this story to somebody the
other day, stay way a little longer at a party,
and she was not understanding the point I was making,
and it kind of made me feel like, is this
what it's like to talk to me?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I was just wondering, do you do you get that
a lot? You know, Kimmy, I'm not understanding the point
you're trying to make. I know it happens, you do
get that, So yeah, now you know what it's like
to be us.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Then talk to you. Okay, I'm fine, I'm fabulous. You
want a hug or a high five or something I
wouldn't mind, Well, can I get one of those Erica
Kirk hugs?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Go ahead, Billy, he's starting it again. We just trying
to calm people down to get worked up over this
kind of stuff, and then he comes in miles off
and people don't know. We're joking around, trying to have
a little fun, and next thing you know, there's what
death threats or something because you bad mouthed Erica Kirk.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
We opened up the show making fun of the people
that had been attacking Erica Kirk. We were speaking in
jest and somebody sent us a tweet and they didn't
get it. They thought we were attacking Erica Kirk. They
also didn't spell her name correctly, which is how I
know this person blah blah three four one four on
X isn't a big fan. He said he'd been listening
for years, but now he's going to stop listening because
(01:45):
he thought we were We We have been. We have
been fervently mocking the people who keep attacking Erica Kirk,
both here and on social media. We didn't like, just
change our opinion about her five seconds ago, right when
you didn't understand joke.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Dude, If you didn't get it, it's not going to
do us any good to explain it to people. Have
you ever argued with somebody that's different of a different
opinion with you, and after arguing with them for a
little while, you brought them over. You changed their mind.
You brought them to your side, and they go, thank
you for arguing with me. Now I get it, You've
(02:21):
changed my mind.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You know.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I had an experience earlier this week with a hairdresser ooh, no,
I was getting my haircut, oh, and she was explaining
to me why she thought with capitalism was evil and
that the Zorhan mom Donnie guy might be onto something.
And she was also trying to explain to me why
she thought Donald Trump's million dollar gold ticket to become
an American citizen was a crazy idea. So I very
(02:44):
quickly explained to her how inflation works, and then I
explained to her what the national debt was like. And
then I explained to her that we want the world's wealthy,
affluent entrepreneurs, scientists, and engineers to come to our country
and invent and create things so that they can spread
their wealth and affluence and have money to tip hairdressers.
We just don't want illegal immigrant criminals walking over the border.
And after a couple of minutes of this, I was
(03:06):
shocked to learn she agreed with me. Now really, now
it is possible.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
It helps that you threw that stuff in about tipping right,
and she was, you know, ten minutes away from a tip.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Okay, you know, fair might have had something to do
with it, might have had something to do with it.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Did the people that you encountered while you were running
in the park yesterday did you also change their mind?
And they were happy to hear your opinion. I will
tell you that most people who want to talk to
you about something do not want you to talk to
them about it.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You are so correct about that, Billy. Yesterday, I'm in
the park jogging, I got my big headphones on, I'm
wearing a you know, I'm all sweaty, wearing a tank
top with my favorite punk band on.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
It isn't that your leave me alone?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Look for sure, I'm sweating and I got headphones over
my ears. So obviously I don't want to hear you.
But people want to talk anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
In the park not far from this radio station. It's
a really nice park. I'll admit that. As much as
I like local government, they've done a good job on
that park.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Not all government work money, that's a lot of donations. Yeah,
good point.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
And so sometimes in that park, not often, once in
a while you see political people. Usually they're down the
street in front of the Jama Juice. I don't know
why they love that Jama Juice.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
And then Cornin's office on Tuesdays, but yesterday wasn't Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
No, so in this case, usually it's Peta when they're
in this park this time, and they don't like me either.
This time it was people with a communist newspaper, and
I need a paper newspaper like these kids were costplaying
is what communists were like in the seventies or something, Okay,
And so I run past them and I could see
they're shouting at people. Nobody wants to talk to them.
(04:40):
And I run past them and I mute my headphones.
You know, you got the button right here, You tap
it and it mutes the headphones. And as I'm jogging past,
she goes billionaires blah blah blah, and I go, billionaires
are good actually, and she goes.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Now you're involved. So I stopped.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, you're not running anymore. You could have been one
hundred yard cards away five seconds, six seconds and now no,
you turned around.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Right, I turned it. I stopped.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I took the headphones off. I looked down at my phone.
I hit record, and I say to her right before
I hit record, I say, are you sure you want
to do this? I said it very politely and softly,
and she says, yeah, let's talk about communism.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Oh, Keith hit record? Hey, what's up?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
We're down here right now with a group of people
who identify as socialists. Now communis any communists? Even better?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah? Count all the things the communists developed.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
The AK forty seven. Yeah, No, let's do it right here. No,
what's the point. You need those guys to help you.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
You want to talk to me, I'm doing it right now,
you guys, I was doing something. I'm not going to
follow you on an adventure. You don't have a conversation.
I'm not gonna be a nice year.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
You're a Marxist. You guys are the enemy of You.
Guys are everything that's.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Wrong with this world. You're parasites.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
You contribute nothing to society.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
You guys are bad people right right now, you're right now,
you're covered in clothing, creating in a corporation.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
What is this?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
You guys are engaging people you don't like you all right.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Here, it comes the leader of the book club.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
If you want to engage, you know, you guys want
to talk to me.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
If you want to engage intellectual and conversation.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
If you're gonna come here and insult me, I'm not
going to talk.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I'm definitely you guys are parasites. There's no way we're
not definitely gonna the parasite, parasite, parasite. We please move
to New York City. Guys, it'll be you guys.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
You contribute nothing, You contribute nothing. No, I can stay here.
This is a public park, right, Hey, how's it going? Guys?
Look at this part?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Parasite?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Right, tell me one thing that communism has contributed. There's
nothing if we're going the Bolshevik revolution, the Bolshevik revolutions.
So thousands of people killed, right, millions, really, right, got
more than the Nazis killed? Right, A great accomplishment for Marxists,
the Nazis, that's great.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
That they did.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
And then what happened next? And then and then they
killed more people than the Nazis did Nazis killing Nazis.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Right, no, and then they killed their own people, Mao,
Stalin Lenin.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
These are not good guys, These are bad people.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Guys.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
You guys, this is what everyone says. They say, we're
gonna build the utopia. It's gonna be different this time.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
What they're saying is, this is no, no, you cannot put.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Your finger in my hand.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
This is the beltator.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Look at they never built anything, or designed anything, or
done anything in her life.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
She's going to create the utopia.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Guys.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
That's what every arrogant leftist leader says. And then what
happened to me? More death than the Nazis. Insulting, insulting, insulting.
You have no intelligence, you want to keep weak. Yes,
of course, I'm giving you basic history. The Ak forty seven,
what the Bolshevik Revolution.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
That's not an accomplishment, guys, that's just violence.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Bullies. There's five of you, there's one of me.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
You wanted to talk to me, loser, enjoy your communist
news favor.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
It's around.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
You're incapable of having antime moved to New York City, guys,
that I.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Find a trader Jose that works as well as the
d MD enjoy with me.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
I would be more than happy to have that with you.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Lady, your your IQ is lower than your body weight?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
What would be the point?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Goodbye, goodbye? Every moved to New York City, guys. You'll
love it. You'll love New York City guys.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
You know, the IQ lowered th the body weight thing
in her case, I don't think was an intel unless
you wanted to say she was hat. She was not
happy about that. Her IQ could be like one fifty,
which is, you know, pretty exceptional. She was a big girl.
You're right, but and she kept saying, I don't want
to talk to you. I didn't want to talk to you.
It's like, well, she's in the park stopping people to
get them to talk to her, and you stopped and
(08:26):
talked to her, and now she's saying she didn't want
to Some.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
People think I was being reird to her, but if
you go back and listen to that, I asked them
a question, name one accomplishment the Russians have ever had
other than creating the AK forty seven, And immediately she said,
you're you're you're trying to argue with us.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Right, Well, what to tell you when people want to
talk to you, They don't want you to talk back.
They want you to listen and agree. That's what you
gotta do. Can you just just to agree? Yeah, you're right,
that's the thing, dude, I'm not Charlie Kirk. I'm not
gonna can't do it. I'm not going to be nice
to you.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
That was what I was so impressed with with Turtli
Kirk as. He would calmly and politely listen to those
people and then make a very intelligent retort, if you will,
and never seem to lose his patience. Yeah, that's over
the thing where we were polite and then you murdered us.
But they're not.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah, that's not gonna happen anymore. Instead, we're gonna we're
gonna tell you you're an idiot, and then we're gonna explain
basic facts to you. Communism has never worked ever. I
get it. It sounds good. It sounds good because you've
never had a real job before.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
The young people and a lot of really young women
or the voters that put Mamdani over the top there
in New York City.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
That's what they're saying.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
And when they say college educated, they don't mean smart anymore.
Well they're college educated, that means brainwashed. Yeah, that means
they were taught one side of an argument and that's
all they know.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
That means they have a degree in genderlet. They're two
hundred thousand dollars in debt, they have a septum piercing.
They sleep with five or six guys a week. They
met on a day. They hate their dad. They have
to take antibiotics for some weird thing they just caught.
And oh, by the way, they're mad at you because
they don't like Trump.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
But when they heard that word free, Oh they lit up.
Yeah free, I'm gonna get some free stuff. Yeah, there's
no such thing as a free lunch, free lunch.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
No fence. But it sounds like that's a comedy gobbledy gook.
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson and I'm.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Sorry to believe, mister o, but uh, that's a white
man singing.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
Yeah, still stole the style from you know who.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Oh, yeah, this is what you'd call what is it
a blue eyed soul? Is that what it is? That's what
some people called it.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
What if a black eye put on though it is
it the blue contact lenses? Would it be blue eyed
soul then? Or would it still be motown?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
It's still motown.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
It's still motown. You know the most stands for motor
Did you guys know that?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
No?
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Way?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
No, So that means didn't you think it started stood
for something else? No, like mo music? San Francisco be
called motown. Mister Kenneth, did you what he said? I
let him up to it. That was funny. I gave
it to you guys, and he took it.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I was good, dude, speaking of California and San Francisco,
the legend of San Francisco. The Congress Roman from San Francissi,
as they like to make fun says she will not
seek reelection to Congress when her term is up. Nancy
Pelosi has made it official on social media with the
announcement this morning that it will be the end of
(11:27):
her career in Congress. It was very specific, though. Now
the TV said in breaking news, Nancy Pelosi announces retirement.
Did she use the word retirement or she didn't say retirement?
She said, I will not be seeking reelection to Congress
now she's eighty five. I don't know why she's working today,
(11:49):
to be honest with you, but she didn't say retire.
She just said Congress. So what's next for nance?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
I don't know, be may or San Francisco, but I
think lobbyist seems a little more likely. What make make
a half a mill a year doing nothing all day?
Take a couple of bribes, and go to dinner. She
was gonna do that anyway, exactly. It feels like it
was just yesterday though. They were making her the house speaker. Yeah,
I know, memories, ladies and gentlemen, the Speaker of the House,
(12:23):
Nancy Pelosi.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I know it seems terrifying, but they love her in Japan.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh yeah, yeah, stiff, we like it.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
There's a bunch of noise. I don't know what you
guys are enjoying.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
You never watched Godzilla, he's out of it. Yeah, you
lose her. You never watched a Godzilla movie? And he's
like lowtown. They're all hanging out in like these real Yeah,
motown is funny.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
You over used it.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Godzilla movies are great because they're all hanging out on
the beach and they know all the sudden you hear
this music.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
It's like.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
This giant foot comes down and like stumps on a
car or a building or something, you know, smooshes the
lifeguard station while they're in it.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Right, Yeah, and then there's this guy's likes go zero,
go zero, and then they all run from him.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
But and you know, and they talk.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
A little funny, but those guys are like really brilliant scientists.
They figured out how does not only harness to stop
the lizard, but harness his power to take on Mathra.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
They needed that.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I know, Mathra was the real threat, you know, Like
we were all worried about Democrats, but then Communists showed up,
and you realize maybe democrats wan. I mean, Democrats were bad,
but there's you know, but Mathra vastly worse.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Way worse. I don't know what that means. But I'm
just grease. So maybe we can't move on.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I'll send you some links so you can watch some
movies this weekend.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
In the meantime, our Secretary of wargy he has announced.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I'm sorry, what did you call him? Heggy? I like that.
I never heard of anybody call him that.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I figure you give a guy nickname, he's like a
soldier and stuff. Soldiers always like to have nicknames, you know. Yeah,
sixteenth drug boat just blowed up sixteen now, and every
time a drug boat blows up with a bunch of
carteiled drug runners in it and all their drugs. Yeah,
what blows up even more is the Liberals' minds. Their
(14:23):
heads explode every time we blow up a boat.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, they don't like that. Hegy is a good nickname.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
I think another cool nickname might be like star Chest
or something like that. Because he's got that tattoo on
his chest.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Oh yeah, is that the Russian one? No, no, it
was a Latin, the Roman, the star Jerusalem.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
It's called Oh well, I thought he had a Nazi
tattoo on his chest.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
No, no, it is a Christian thing. I don't know.
I guess it doesn't make any sense. It's not even
really a star.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Is at There was a guy in Maine had a
Nazi tattoo on his chest, but he was a Democrat,
so nobody cares.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
So it's totally okay. It's cool. Yeah, wasn't here somebody
a Democrat or a Nazi?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Mister Kenneth, didn't you say that back when you went
in to hair salon school.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
They called you brown eye. What does that mean? You
act like we have these conversations that never took place.
I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
You just dream about me at night and then you
wake up and you think that really happened.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Exodus appears to be starting, folks. The Jewish Fire Commissioner
of New York City reportedly Senny's resignation to Mayor Eric
Adams Oh the morning after gay race communist Jorhan mam
Donni became the mayor elect of New York City.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Well, I think everybody knows, no matter what he said
when he was campaigning, everybody knows what he's going to
be like when he gets to be mayor.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
When when does that start? Is that like January? You
know kicks in.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I gotta think so, yeah, probably right after the noon here.
So some people think this guy's quitting because he didn't
like the pay. Some people think he's quitting because he
doesn't think first responders won't be respected. Other people are
think he's quitting because he's worried about the fact that
he's a Jew and the guy just took over the
city is really friendly with Islamic terrorists, and you kind of.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
See somebody that responds to you house, your emergency, whether
it's a medical call.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Oh, I'm sorry, this is the wrong sound bite. That's
the LA Fire Department's lesbian fire commissioner that was in
charge of How did that work out?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Well?
Speaker 3 (16:12):
They were thinking maybe she could replace him. Do you
remember the woman that was in charge of the Palisades fire?
Didn't that just burn up completely?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Well? She had made the point.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
You know, when your house is on fire, you don't
want some big, strong, white straight guy to rescue you.
Good lord, no, no, that would be terrible. You know
you want you want a diverse firefighter. That way, you
know that not only is the fire being put out properly,
but you're not offending anyone.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
You want to.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
See somebody that responds to your house, your emergency, whether
it's a medical call or a fire call, that looks
like you. It gives that person a little bit more
ease knowing that somebody might understand their situation better.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Is she strong enough to do this?
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Or you couldn't carry my husband out of a fire,
in which my response is he got himself from the
wrong place.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
If I have to carry him out of a.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Fire, huh wow, didn't they say.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
There were a number of Californians who ended up burning
to death because when the firefighters showed up, right, they
didn't look like.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Them, and they said, I don't want you to rescue me.
Get out of my house, you old white man.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
You.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I hadn't heard that SoundBite in months. I almost forgot
how good it is.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
First, she says, I'm sure you don't want to get
rescued from a fire by someone that doesn't look like you. Oh,
you're a black lady and the firefighter is a white guy.
I'll wait till a different firefighter.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Right, And they ended up burning to death, but they
didn't care because they stick to their guns in California.
Well no guns actually, but you know they stand by
what they say.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Then she totally switches her point. She's like, but, but,
but if you don't want to.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Get rescued by someone like me, isn't it really your
fault that you're burning to death?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I'm sorry? We Well, which way do you want it?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
What if I'm in a public building, I wasn't in
charge of it. A fire starts and I need to
be rescued, and you show up and I'm six three
and two hundred and five pounds and you just can't
lift me because you're a tiny black lesbian.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Uh, that could be a problem. Do you think that's
my fault? I guess hey, yes, Speaking of.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
LA immigration rights groups, they're asking the Dodgers to decline
the White House visit because.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Of course Trump arrangements andro ice raids. But same thing. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
An Instagram post on Wednesday from the National Day Laborers
Organizing Network, you know, the NADLELAM told the Dodgers that
a visit to the White House would normalize Trump, normalized Trump.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Do you not know that he won the election by
a majority? They don't get it. He's normal, You're what's weird.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
But see these idiots that don't watch regular news except
for that stuff that they like to hear. They are
told over and over again that Trump stole the election,
that he's a king and a dictator and a hitler
and all theris, and there's there's nothing we can do
about it.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
But well, we're going to run him out of there.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
We're going to figure out a way to get him
out of there one of these days.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I love when they make these videos too.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
They always get a spokesperson from the group to put
on an LA Dodgers hat and a jersey so he
could tell you about Trump. And just look at him,
you could tell not only does this guy not watch sports,
he's probably never exercised.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
You look at.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Across the city of Los Angeles, community organizations are telling
the Los Angeles Dodgers do not visit the White House
this time around. Dude, please at least take the canoli
out of your mouth before you start talking.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Is that don't you?
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Dare?
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Would it kill you to stop chewing for a minute
so you could tell us the news, Buddy.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I will do it.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Encourage the owners of the clubs to get their barely
clad young ladies off the street.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
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