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October 3, 2025 • 20 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boy, urban music has really changed since the eighties, hasn't it.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Oh yeah, well yeah, things have come the long Wait
what is it? He always says times, Times was different
to you, and.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, times were different in the song Everybody Walked the Dinosaur.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yeah that's fun. It is fun. We just have a
little fun every now and then. I'm trying on a Friday. Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
I mean, I'm no Lahora Agistan, but I think we're
having fun. You know, you know what Lahrravagistan.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Huh you're talking about Lahore? I thought it was Lahoa.
Uh well you maybe thought wrong. It could just be Lahore.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
So do you know who this person is missterill, Well
yes I do.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
As a matter of fact, folks from the community have
heard of Lahore Vajistan. It's a hard name to forget
once you've heard it.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
It's a drag queen that is now a professor at
Harvard University. Uh what Lahoreavagistan's government name is?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Like you talking about Harvard? Harvard?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, the make believe Harvard, the most elite university in America. Remember,
well things are things were different then too.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Now if you think Lahore of Agistan is a weird name, uh,
Lahore's real name is Kareem Kuba Chandanni Kuba Chan Donnie
as apparently it was previously a professor at Tufts University,
where Shim specialized in performance studies, queer studies in South
Asian studies. And I gotta ask, what does one do

(01:22):
with a queer studies degree?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
The horror magistrates does she spell it l A H
or l A w H l A w h O
R Okay, So right there out in front with all
of it to see.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I can't really imagine what you do with a college
degree in that other than gay porn.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
And the class she is going to be teaching as
a professor at Harvard is.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
A study of Rue Paul's drag races.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
So they're just going to watch a reality show about
cross dressing.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Uh yeah, that's that's what they've turned Harvard into.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Huh wow, that is brilliant point. You could probably learn
more at the protest outside than you could inside the classroom.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I don't know why you'd want a queer studies degree.
If you were going to do gay porn for a living,
you probably don't need a college degree for that. I
wouldn't think so unrelated, although actually kind of related. There's
another news story today in the Post about former gay
porn star Austin Wolf sentenced to nineteen years for a
laundry list of, as they put it, nauseating child sex crimes.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Oh boy, more child sex crimes. Huh.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
I guess he's one of the most famous gay porn
stars in his industry.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
You don't know that. I don't know no, including anyway.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Among the things he was charged with was an attempt
to have sex with a seven year old dude.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Throw away the key, Let this guy rot in hell.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
The thing he got caught for he tearfully admitted to
in court was sexually abusing a fifteen year old and yeah, again,
a big star in that world.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I assume you would boant the same punishment for Pastor
Robert Morris of Dallas's Gateway Church.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
What did he do well here? The founder of the
Texas Megachurch has resigned. Well.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
He resigned after a woman in Oklahoma accused him of
sexually abusing her back in the nineteen eighties. And how
old was she would have made her very young. He
pleaded guilty yesterday in court to five counts of leude
and in decent acts with.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
A child, so he admitted to it.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yep, yep, I guess they had him on something else
even worse, And the plea agreement had him admitting it
to at least five counts, so which is ought to
be enough to go ahead and send him to death
row with that other than you was just talking about,
I'm not mess with kids.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
She was twelve back.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
In the eighties, and you know, to your point, he
admitted that he did it, so he deserves to be punished.
Though you always wonder why it took so long for
people to come forward. Yeah, I know, but hey, I mean,
I don't know. I've never been in that situation. Maybe
it's more challenging than you think.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
In twenty seventeen, he worked with Greg Abbott oh No
in supporting the Texas Bathroom Bill, which was aimed towards
requiring transgender people to use the correct bathroom.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Trying to throw people off. I guess even a broken
clock is right twice a day, you know. Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Anyway, Yeah, I know, burning hell, you raped a kid.
Shame on you. You're sick, disgusting, depraved individual. There you go, boy,
As Catholics are starting to look a little better by
comparison over here, and then the Pope goes out and
does something silly, and now you're back where you were before.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
The Pope blessed a block of ice.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, because of climate change, you know, the globalis and
the climate change people they're trying.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
To, you know, scare.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
The rest of the world is still playing with this
and falling into it. So Pope Leo actually put his
hand out on a walk of ice.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Where'd the ice come from? Greenland?

Speaker 2 (05:03):
It's from Greenland. You think there'd be ice in Iceland.
It's called Iceland, but it's no, it's mostly green. They
have ice at Iceland's mostly green. Greenland's mostly ice. Now anyway,
it brought this up.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
I don't know if they brought it to the pope
or if they met.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Halfway, but he actually laid his hand and gave a
good Catholic blessing to the ice.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
You are leaving out the best detail of this whole thing. Okay,
fill him in.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Okay, Steve, who what famous celebrity did he bless the
ice with?

Speaker 3 (05:34):
I believe you said it was Arnold who played White
in a Batman movie.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Who played Iceman free Mister Freeze, checkmate.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Climate change. Wow, that even makes it sillier.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
But you go ahead and just be proud of that
whole pope situation there.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Well, oh, come on, it's not like he molested a kid.
That's infinitely worse than what the guy up in south
did not.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
In this case, we don't know that he didn't.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
But you know, I have a lot to say about this, obviously,
but at the Catholic Church about well, about the ice thing,
I'll be brief. Mister Freeze was just and maybe that's
how they kept the ice from Melton.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Mister Freeze has special powers. You know.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
I will start with this before it sounds like I'm
defending it. I just want to make something clear. I
think it was silly. It was pointless. It was a
pointless endeavor. It didn't it was obviously political, although it
was kind of vaguely political.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
The Pope, in his defense, blesses stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
All the time. That's like, that's what being the pope is.
You just go around, you put your hand on things,
you pray over them. Some people that saw this on
the internet thought it seemed pagan or whatever. They're like,
this is what communists would do. Communists don't bless things.
There's No, there's never been a communist. To communists that
it was just ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
That is what it was.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
It was ridiculous, but it wasn't communist. There's never been
a communist blessing of anything. It was political. And this
is also the reason why Pope is the pope. There's
a reason we have an American pope. So they don't
have to put subtitles at the bottom of the screen.
We can tell what he's saying. I know, as silly
as what Billy had just sound Billy, it's actually right

(07:12):
about that.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Ain't up?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
They're going, amana mean assuming it OMBI they do it,
you know, and then they have to tell us what
that means.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
If Trump wasn't president, do you think they would have
made an American the pope? Well, I don't know. The
Catholic Church does not like nationalism. The Catholic Church likes
conservativism very much. So I could tell you for a fact,
I've spoken to a lot of Catholic leaders. They like
the position that Republicans take on gay marriage or trans

(07:40):
stuff or a lot of those things. How about that
abortion business. They don't like abortion. Yeah, they're really on
board with the Republican position on that. One thing they
do not like is nationalism. They don't like the idea
of having laws that are designed to benefit the people
from the countries where the laws originate from. They want
laws that benefit everybody on earth equally. And you know,

(08:03):
it's so putting a Catholic church into the framework of
like left verse right political debate doesn't really work because
they seem to agree with Republicans on a lot of things.
They seem to agree on Democrats on a lot of things.
At the end of the day, it's really just about
being nice to people.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
And like Tim Walls, Yeah, the nicest man everybody has
ever met. I mean, he says, so he does, get it.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
He's just too nice, Okay, getting away from the point,
isn't that the point?

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Well, yeah, that's what he says. Yeah. Anyway, the could
he be pope? Getting No, I don't think he can
just hang out with the pope like Arnold. No, he's
a little too gay to be the pope. I gotta
think no.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
But the oh his wife, Now his wife probably could
have you met her Arnold's wife?

Speaker 3 (08:47):
No, the Tim Wall's wife, Oh, yeah, no, I don't.
I don't know much about her.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
But the Pope going to this climate change summit yesterday.
We could play the audio for you, but like, it's
not that it's boring, it's just not that interesting. It's
I'm not political in nature.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
There's anybody begging you to play the audio. I don't don't.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
I don't hear it, so you know you're off the
hook there. Well, I have the sound by it, but
it's a little long.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yeah, you know, that's how it works.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
I will tell you. The media is trying to make
it sound like he was slamming Trump. I watched the
whole thing. He didn't slam Trump. He didn't say Trump's name.
They're like it was a veiled attempt to insult Trump.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Eh, not really.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
And then the other thing I took away from it
was that it didn't mention anything about oil and gas
or he talked about how the Earth's getting warmer.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Which is technically true.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
You know, there was an ice age thousands of years ago,
and so, like a lot of things, this was neither
as great nor as awful as some people are making
it sound.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
In some ways, you might look at this as him
saying that man is not responsible for climate change, because
he was asking for a blessing from the guy upstairs.
So blessing the ice means he needs.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You know, God's help, you know, mister kind of Sometimes
I wonder about you and then you say something really
smart like that, And now you've totally redeemed.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yourself And was the smart part. I must have missed
it just a second ago. He's just.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Set your symptoms into the thing up here and it
says you could have network connectivity problems.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Tell them to go himself.
Language Pelosi language. She is a little salty, isn't she. Wow?
Pelosi is on Hanley for a great grandma.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
You know, you wouldn't expect that kind of behavior from
from grammy her.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
She's a great grandma.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
I don't know she's really old. I'm sure she is, probably,
although I have I think I have seen her daughter.
So I'm not sure that anybody would ever actually make
Pelosi your granddaughter, because you have to go through the
daughter to do it.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Stop.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
No, he's got a good point. Am I right? Or
am I right? I am right? I wouldn't be interested.
I'd rather cut it off, to be honest with you.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, some pretty upsetting news out of the UK this morning.
I mean, it's been upsetting there all week. You remember
the terror attack on uh the was Am Kapur at
the synagogue in the UK. It was very upsetting. Any
terror attack is upsetting, it's terrifying in a lot of ways.
But the fact that it was on their their holiest

(11:22):
days of the reli their religion, Yam Kupor, was also
very upsetting. Well, now it turns out one of the
two people were killed, several others wounded. One of the
worshippers killed at the synagogue attack was killed by the police. Wow, yeah,

(11:43):
I think it's about that. For a minute, the uh
they said one of the two was killed earlier this week.
The attack, by the way, was performed by a Muslim
man surprised named Jihad, that's his first name. A plots
car into a bunch of pedestrians outside of the synagogue
and then it won a one on a stabbing frenzy

(12:06):
outside of the congregation there investigators, of course, they found
out later after doing autop season finding the bullets, that
one of the two guys that was killed at the
synagogue was actually shot by the police who thought he
was shooting the attacker. Clearly accident but still very hard

(12:28):
to hear. Wow, that is just terrible, not not good.
I think I found his ex account. I could be wrong.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Jihad. Yeah, there's a terrorist on social media. His name
is carding to this Jihad al Shami.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, it's possible that this is fake, but I found
this account online and when you look at the profile photo,
it's a rifle with the Quran. Okay, if you dive
deep into social media, you will find terrorists and Antifa
and jahatists. And we found this stuff in the past,
and I always I mean, he has an update of

(13:04):
the account. Sin's twenty sixteen, so it's possible it's a
different guy with a similar name, but boy, he's very similar, uh,
same spelling, everything like that, and clearly a Jahadist.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
I just feel like, if you're a Jahatist, you know,
you're a pussy. You deserve to die.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yeah, go get him, Kenny.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah, Well, I've never encountered a Jahannist in real life,
but if I did, I just feel like I could
kick his ass.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Oh that's good to know. Yeah. Have you seen me
arm wrestling before? I never have?

Speaker 2 (13:31):
No, is it a lot like that? Sylvester Stallone movie
where he arm wrestled.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
I mean it's exactly like that.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Exactly yeah, but with jahatis Ah okay, I don't like jahattists.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
They sickened me there.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
See that movie Kenny over the Top, Yeah, well they
arm wrestle. Do you want to feel old? He's he's
got his little boy in the movie with him, you know,
as he lays his kid and he impresses his son
with his arm wrestling abilities.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
As a young child, I had the action figures from
that movie, Oh my God, and they had a little
thing on the back.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
It was like a little plastic peg.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
You could turn it and it would make the guy's
arm arm wrestle action arm, which is not as exciting
of a toy as you'd think it was with real,
real ish, real like arm wrestling action.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Now did you have to buy two of them to
get them to arm wrestle each other?

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Or did they have other characters that he could he
could arm wrestle.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
I think, if my memory shows me correctly, I would
have him arm wrestle optimist Prime.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
That'd be pretty cool. Wasn't given to you by the
toy people?

Speaker 2 (14:36):
They gave you one action figure or doll for you
boys to play with that that could move his arm
like this.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
It's not a doll an action figure. I knew it
would be upset about it.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
But if they didn't give you anybody to arm wrestle with,
what's the use of his arm going like that?

Speaker 1 (14:52):
The movie wasn't popular enough to justify me collecting multiple
action figures as a child from the film. But I
had the one, and he would arm or I saw,
you know, like whatever he may.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Else were you happen to have handy? Yeah, exactly, guye
Joe or you know whatever. Yeah, yeah, that'shout the kids
just say it. You know, I'm just trying to keep
us hanging in there with the cool factor.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yeah, why are you in so suss? Mister cald Lord,
stop it? No cap on God, seriously, I know him right? Huh?
Am I right? Or am I right? You got no riz,
that's your problem.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Okay, it's the government shut down, all right, here's the deal.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Three that day three I figured out.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
By the way, why they keep saying it's it's a
terrible thing that's happening, this government shut down. It's awful.
It's terrible. Now, me and mine, you and yours, you
probably ain't too worked up about this. But you know
who seems to be real worried and upset and losing
their mind over this government shutdown. It's the people that

(15:56):
their entire life is provided to them by the government.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Wow. See, I don't.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Miss the government much because I try to keep them
out of my life. But there are people out there
right now who everything they do, their food, their clothes,
their medical care, the car, the drive, the money, that
it all comes from the government. The government likes and
they like being told what to do, when to do it,

(16:23):
how to do it. That ain't me. So when the
government shuts down, I don't miss them. No, I don't
miss them either.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
No.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Now, Nancy Pelosi says every shutdown is a Republican shut
down because Republicans want the government shut down.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
How is it that everyone is well?

Speaker 1 (16:37):
She says, they're all it's always the Republicans faulled never once, okay,
because the Republicans are for less government. And I don't
know if she realizes it, but by making that point,
she is kind of making us look better because her
side is trying to send the money overseas. Right, guys,
we're thirty six trillion dollars in debt, these budget crises,
this is going to keep happening. I know, I sound

(16:59):
like a broken record, but it is going to keep happening.
And then it's gonna happen again, and then it's gonna
happen again, and it's not gonna stop until we drastically
reduce the size of government because we don't have enough
money to spend on all these things that we don't need.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
So it's never going to stop, then that's what you're saying. Ever, yeah,
because we're not going to do that.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
No.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
You see the government making the rules, they make the laws.
Do you think there'll be making the laws that will
reduce their number?

Speaker 3 (17:24):
I doubt it.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
It feel like reducing how much they make. No, they're
not going to do that either.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
And riddle me this.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
If we're in charge right now, why did the FDA
just approve another chemical abortion drug?

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (17:38):
The evidence shows chemical abortion drugs are dangerous and even
deadly for the mother, and of course one percent lethal
to the child. Well, yeah, so the Trump administration, who
promised to make America healthy again and great again, has
just approved yet another way to kill babies. Now again, guys,
I'm just calling balls and strikes here. I still like Trump,
but I don't understand the point of this. The Senate

(17:58):
confirmed pro lifetime doctor Marty mceray is going to head
the FDA. That was back in March. Having a pro
life doctor in charge was supposed to prevent this, and
yet here we are now yet another abortion drug. How
many abortion drugs do we need? Were there not enough
abortion drugs?

Speaker 3 (18:13):
I guess not. That's kind of crazy, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
No anyway, something to look forward to there if you
wanted to kill your baby, but otherwise pretty sad. It's
pretty sad.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Now.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
The White House is Stephen Miller's laying out a battle
plan to save Memphis from crime.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
And I like it. I did vote for this. I
think Stephen Miller is a cool guy.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Thank you, Pete, Gaddy, Pam, and of course your governor.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Not on me here's today, but for the invitation to
your glitching to bring the.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Full resource of the federal government to making Memphis safer
than any of you could ever possibly imagine. To the
Memphis Police Department, to the officers that I see sitting
in front of me, we are about to provide you
with a level of support you cannot even imagine.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
This isn't just a task force.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
This is a all of government, unlimited support operation at
f DEA, FBI, Ice, Department of War, every resource we have,
and they're not going to be sitting behind a desk
at a keyboard. We are sending in real cops with
guns and badges to go out with you on the

(19:25):
street every single night making arrests. These are people who
have taken down drug calls, kingpins, the worst criminal offenders
in the United States.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
And they're gonna go walking in Memphis.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Well they are, That's what they're gonna do. You know,
when we get back, we'll have to figure out whether
you think Diddy is going to walk today.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
But I bet our Memphis listeners are just loving that
how we tied all that together with Mark Cohen, the
Diddy News and the police out on the street. If
you live in Memphis, this is just peak part of
the day right here. What we just gave them on
a silver platter that was just like Caviare you know
what I mean?

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Take a moment, Let everybody enjoy soak it in. Walking
with my feet tied feel feels.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
I was wondering how he was able to walk with
his feet ten feet off a pier.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Never mind, I no wonder you hate this show. Here
everything we make fun of.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
You're a Jewish, conservative, pro life born again, overweight, Asian, homophobic,
lesbian broad who cuts herself
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