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October 1, 2025 • 17 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't like that. What was he Yeah, yeah, yeah

(00:01):
about exactly. He left us out.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
There's not nothing's happened yet, and you're all like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
I want to be included in some of these things.
And I feel like I'm missing something.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
You know, who's not feeling fired up this morning? People
with AOL dial up service? Yeah, well why is that? Okay,
what I'm about to say, people still have dial up? No,
they don't starting today.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Oh but they did until yesterday.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Guys, I want to just make a clear unless this
is a rerun, which there's a chance that it is,
but if this is live, today's October first, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Do we all agree? Yes, we do, And I'll make
me remember something, but I don't want to interrupt your flow.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Go and today's the first day of your life, for
the rest of your life when AOL dial up service
is not available. It was available yesterday, Uh huh, it
was available a year ago, it was available five I
can't believe it was available five years ago.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh my god. But today's the first day that it's
not available. You know how you missed that dial up
sound when it's gone, Well, you could just listen to dubstep. Yeah, yeah,
it's kind of the same thing. Dove step, dub step,
billy dubstep. I don't know him, it's not it's not ahead, No,

(01:16):
don't even you know. Just go ahead and bash your
head against that brick wall over there and argue with him.
It's about the same difference.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Dubstep is like electronic music bill yet and it kind
of sounds like a dial up mode, the.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Crappy stuff. Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm with you, Yeah exactly. Well, anyway,
what were you reminded of? Today would have been John's birthday.
That's right, October first, John Walton. You know you're right,
heavenly birthday, John, Yeah, that's true. Happy birthday, man. We'll
get to the other birthdays here in about a half
an hour or so. If you get to stay tuned,

(01:50):
love it. And if you don't, didn't you should go
to the app, go to the internet. There's all kinds
of ways around. People that try to roadblock our show
don't need that. It's true. We roadblock ourselves enough.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
I can remember going out on John's birthday and what
we do ski shooter, didn't the shooting, Yeah, that was fun. Yeah,
And then the next year on his birthday he didn't
want to do anything. Well, yeah, and honestly that was
kind of fun too.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Now doing stuff is kind of the older person's highlight
of their day, you know. But it's even better than
not doing stuff. It's canceling stuff you thought you wanted
to do, like a month ago, when you bought tickets,
like right at the last minute. Then you go, I'm
not gonna go, and it feels so good. Oh yeah,

(02:37):
I tried to four h Do you say something bad?
I don't think so. Okay, the whole thing's bad. I
don't know why you can playing.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
A noise well, because that's what Now that I don't
have AOL dial up anymore, I need this music.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Speaking of the internets and stuff, don't you hate it
when you start agreeing with people that you used to
disagree with and you hated them, like it still bothers
me that ever now? And then Bill Maher says something
and I go, yeah, and I'm like, oh, damn it,
that was Bill Maher. Bill Mars said crab, But yeah,
well it happened again this time. It's the Taliban.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
What you agree with, Well, the Taliban was against what
was it? Child sex? Slaves. And I know that you're
probably thinking in your head, so what Well, the people
that we aligned ourselves with for the brief period we
were in Afghanistan, you know, for twenty years, they.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Were four child sex slaves. So don't forget about Congress.
Seems to be some people in there that are kind
of down with that too. Yeah, that's another problem. Well tech,
Now the Taliban has done it again. They've got me
siding with them. They just came out and announced that
they have they have cut the internet to the entire
country of Afghanistan because of well, evil immoral behavior. And

(03:49):
I'm like, yeah, somebody'll be doing that around here, but
they don't. It just it just won't allow you to
have the Internet, and they physically stop you, all right,
but they cut all the fiber optic cables.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Billy, and you know that thing that we do when
he's reading the celebrity birthdays and did we make fun
of him? And we'll google all the actresses that we've
started vaguely heard of to see if they've done nude
scenes or sex scenes.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
You always you're constantly looking for, you know, naked ladies. Well,
I think that's what the Taliban has a problem with
so we shouldn't do that anymore. Well, what did you
think it was? I just assume that they they won't
let you have the internet now because it's bad, and
they all not look at it like bad. How Like
it's like the porn site they got over there. Ankle Hub,

(04:36):
that's a that's a good one. There's a website called
ankle Hub. They'll show you completely bare ankles. Really yeah,
and you know the Taliban can't put up something like that,
But we.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Have ankles all over this office on an average day.
Just anybody wearing a skirt.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Stand. This is America, right exactly. Ankle's a big deal
over there. It's a big wrists. Careful now if you
start showing collarbone, yeah, that's like triple X.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
You know you don't want to have that, you know what?
I really what else drives him nuts? The whites of
a woman's eyes, Oh dear. Yeah, if they see a
woman and she's not covered completely in a drape or whatever,
has to be able to peek out of it though,
they become so sexually aroused they can't contain themselves.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Is the white boet that's the most dangerous boy? Don
Lemon said, yesterday to all white men. All white men
need to know what Don Leman had to say. All
the problem y'all messed up? Man. Isn't he married to
a white man?

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:35):
He's Yeah. In fact, a lot of these racist people
are with white man. You think this is his way of,
you know, kind of stepping out on his marriage to
his husband. You know what, maybe he's ready to switch
to brown. You know, huh, what's that? What's that? Let's
see what brown can do for you? Kind Yeah, I
think that's the thing. You look like you men who
vote like you and men who sound like you. Yes,

(05:57):
sound how does white men you know? Hey, hey, real quick, don,
how do black people sound? Hey? Just curious. We always
love to turn that around. And what would people have
said if if he had said that about black people?
And do I really need to be the person that
points out that Don Lennon kind of sounds like a
white guy. I think your pardoned.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Something certainly don't is broken, Something is cracked deep inside
when so many of you believe the answer to fear,
to loss, to change is violence.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Okay, he got you there, No, No, he does not
look I hate to be the one to bring it
up but have you guys seen FBI crime statistics?

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Probably ought not to bring up those racist statistics, you know,
the one where black black men make up six percent
of the population. Do like, hif of the problem stuff?
I don't know? Should am I allowed to tell people?
I mean, because I feel like if I could just
people right now, but you can't, Okay, But would you
tell them if you could? Okay?

Speaker 2 (07:04):
If I was to tell people about the difference between
black on white crime versus white on black crime, one
of the things you would immediately notice is that there's
a difference here. Black on white crime is about eighty
one percent of crime. White on black crime is like
in single digits. It's not even You're.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Just proving Don Limma right now. The minute somebody says
something to you, do you disagreed with? What'd you do?
You became violent, quoting your violent statistics all over your
violent radio show, trying to put people in their place.
Wait a second, math is racist, but it's not violent?
Well I guess it is. Now, what how is it violent?
White people doing it? Wow? Okay, So if I if

(07:42):
Don Lemon did math, it wouldn't be racist. No, if
he could, No, it wouldn't be a problem.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
I mean, I think Don Lemon could probably do math,
isn't he You know, he's pretty well educated guy.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
And he acts very caucasiony. Yeah, doesn't mean sure.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
I mean, and didn't he once go into a gay nightclub,
scratch his balls and then try to make a gay
guy smell his fingers. He must have done some counting
there just to keep track of the digits on his
hand more.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Than one occasion. Yeah, well he just told you about one.
At least that's what the lawsuit said.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
I'm not judge, Jerry an executioner. I'm just a guy
that assumes. One thing we don't do is judge. We're
not judging around here. We never can't stand judging people.
We've never been the kind of radio show that judges
other people.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
No, I see judging people. I hate him immediately. Yeah,
me too, Get them away from me. We were doing
DEI before it was cool. You're listening to the Walton
and Johnson show. I haven't heard that particular tune before.
Well you're correct and not having heard it before. But
who did you think it was? That's the King? Maybe
the internet?

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Not The Internet is filled with people claiming this is
an unreleased Elvis Presley song One pair of pants, one
pair of hands.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
It's a gospel song. I thought he kept saying one
pair of pants, one pair of pants. Did you hear
it hands? Now listen again? Yeah, one pair of pants.
I'm telling you it's hands.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
I don't know it's The song is often mistakenly attributed
to Elvis, but it was actually written by Billy Campbell
and Man Curtis, and it's been covered by various artists,
including Carol Robertson.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Oh yeah cool, and I guess that's what this is.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
And someone emailed us and said, if you guys love
Elvis so much, how come you note know about this song?
And I didn't know the song, so I looked it up. Now, anyway,
you told us who wrote it's singing that Carol Roberson.
That's a guy, I guess. So, yeah, that's what it
says here. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
He wanted to be Elvis, I guess because he tried
to sound like him. Sounds exactly like Elvis. You can't
go wrong there. I mean, if you were doing a
radio show, you'd want to try to be like us,
you know, singing a song, try to be like Elvis.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Sure, anyway, the internet's fell to people claiming that that's
Elvis and it's not.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
And you're still looking at it after the Taliban told
you not to.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh, that's right. I don't know that they had a
problem with this part of the internet. Was it misinformation
about all the songs that upset them, But that was
some of it.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
That's the evil that they're trying to, you know, avoid. Yeah,
well don't then then, or do or I don't know,
you avoid it. This time yesterday, everybody was excited because
Trump was working with the boys over there to try
to put an end of that war in the Middle East.
And they said, uh, Trump and Nett, Yahoo guy. They
came up with a twenty point plan and all they

(10:26):
have to do is run it by Hamas and see
if they're down with it, and if so, they'll, uh,
you know, sign their names at the bottom, and it'll
be peace in our lifetime forever. More turns out, now
I'm hearing from people that I know that that know
stuff that Hamas has rejected the deal. Oh and I'm
not sure this is the official announcement, because I haven't

(10:47):
heard anything from Washington. Yeah. But we Amas said they
were not down with the requirement.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
And Billy had talks to Hamas you know, no, I
know people that know people.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Oh okay, and they said somewhere in there in the
small print, they said, this deal requires them to stop
killing the Jews. And they said, mm, no, we're not
downe with that. Well, not killing the Jews. That's like
their favorite thing. You don't asking a lot.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
That would be like that would be like telling someone
that does CrossFit that they can't remind you once every
thirty minutes going to They're.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Just gonna happen, whether you tell him not to or not.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
By the way, I don't want to do a victory
lap here on this because it bums me out. But
we were right about that Texas political staffer that killed herself.
There were all these reports saying she didn't really commit suicide.
The woman that worked for Tony Gonzalez down at the border,
I want to let herself on far. The rumor is
that they had an affair. There's another rumor that he
got her pregnant. I don't know if you have you

(11:45):
looked at peaches of her. It is easy to believe
that he might have been tappingheat. But there's another rumor
claiming he has he has sex with all kinds of people,
he cheats on his wife a lot.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Really, well, we don't know. Anyway. It turns out she
did kill herself self immolation. Did they say for sure
that it was intentional though, because of the reporter it
said when they got to her and put the fire out,
she was still smoking, that she was still speaking, and
her first words to the paramedics or whoever, I don't

(12:16):
want to die. That's what her mom said.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Her mom said, that's what she said, And her mom's
a Catholic, and so her mom didn't want to believe that.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
You know what, Catholic, how we feel about suicide, Bush,
I don't care how you know, batcrap crazy you are.
You might have thought you wanted to die, and then
the flames went wild, and then you immediately probably thought no, no, no,
I take it back, I don't want to die. But
too late, Yeah, it's too late. Well that's not what happened.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
As far as we could tell, she doused herself and
cast gasoline and set herself on fire.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Was just a horrible barbecuing accident. It was not a
horrible barbecuing a you know, because sometimes people get carried
away with that light of fluid, you know, and then
they don't wait for it to soak in before they
tossed that match, and then who No, there was no
barbecue at the time. No, that would have that would
have made sense. They're no grill.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
There were two or three running theories on why this
woman killed herself. This is representative Tony Gonzalez, his staffer.
One of them is that he had sex with her
and then she was embarrassed or ashamed that it ruined
her marriage, so she killed herself.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
There's a worst version of this theory.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Because he is a lawmaker down at the border, some
people speculate he might be.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
In bed with the cartels.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Say that he's been that the cartels, so some some
had speculated it's which one. It's possible the cartels murdered
her to keep her quiet because they didn't want to
affect his chances.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Of re election. It does sound kind of like to
think a cartail memblem do, but it'said a pretty lady
on far.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
But they did an investigation. They determined that she probably
killed herself. So at best, the best running theory is
that this woman had mental health issue, is clearly an
active member of Congress, probably had sex with her, probably
we you know, and then she couldn't deal with the
consequences of what it did to her family. There's also
some allegations have been made by people that he offered

(14:14):
money to the family to keep them quiet and they
didn't accept it.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Huh, well, a lot of allegations, right, exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Now, I tend to think probably if Tony Gonzalez is
a scumbag, I don't know if all of that's true,
but I think certainly some of it's true. That's just
my opinion. I'm allowed to have an opinion. And if
you're voting in that election coming up here. I really
like Brandon Herrera, his primary opponent. He's a cool guy.
Where is he on setting fires on people? He's against it, Yeah,
and he's yeah, not into that. Yeah, it's a good question. Yeah,

(14:44):
Billy ed I would ask that too. You know you're
gonna want to know that anyway. Don't kill yourself with
fire today.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
That's that's a message from the show here.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
That'll ruin International Coffee Day, it really will. Yeah, And
and International Vegetarian Day, although can you really ruin Vegetarian Day.
What do you guys got to do for Vegetarian Day?
At a steak or yeah, yeah because or at least
a burger you know yah, and eat it in front
of them. They won't mind, no, of course not yeah,
they don't care, you know, to them like whatever, who cares?

Speaker 3 (15:15):
You know.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Of course, earlier this morning we were talking about the
fact that I think mister A brought it up that
we are still living like it or not with the
pandemic hovering over our head. Pandemic is still a thing,
even after all this time has passed and all the
silliness we've learned about it since then. Part of that
is the reason the government shut down. Huh. They put

(15:37):
subsidies in place during the pandemic and they would like
them to continue. So apparently they think the pandemic is
still going on, and the Democrats say, we still need
those Democrats subsidies, and the Republicans are going n no,
not really, we could go back to the way they were,
and they want to fight about it. The TSA, as

(15:57):
you know, at the airport TSA that they have also
confirmed on the record now that the Biden administration struck
people in the no fly zone for any j six
the January sixth involvement. Yeah, we know that. And non maskers.
Anybody didn't want to mask up during the pandemic, Well

(16:20):
they got thrown on like the no fly zone and
we're treated poorly. So apparently we are still living with
the pandemic after all these years. All right, so what
about the government shutdown?

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Well, the TSA still sexually molested my girlfriend or wife
the next time I fly.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh, absolutely nothing can stop them.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Fortunately I don't have a girlfriend or a wife, but
I mean if I did, i'd be pissed.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Oh they'll grab you too, you know.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah, I know that doesn't bother me as much as
long as I get a cocktail afterwards.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Sure, yeah, dad, what's on your face? Birthday cake? I
just ate a birthday cake? Whose birthday? Nobody? They sell
them at the grocery store.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
You can get them any time you want, even if
it's not your birthday day.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Tuned for more Waltman Johnson
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