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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I wonder today what they will decide to talk about
instead of going straight to the celebrity birthdays as we
are supposed to be doing. Let's find out. Let's go
back to the Walton Johnson Show already in progress.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
All right, So today we were thinking we would do
a reading of War in Peace very and then we'll
get straight to the birthdays right after that. Right, and
Billy I's gonna read it to us. He's gonna Billy,
id you're ready with Warren Peace.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
There was war and then there was peace.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I think it was the best of times. It was
the worst of times.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
That's not even the same book.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
No, No, that's Pram.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's about the same thing.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
In the beginning, there was a man and a woman.
Is that the book?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
That's the good one? December thirtieth. And I know what
a big fan you are of ancient Rome and all
of the Roman emperors of our day. So today is
Titus Caesar Vespaisianists. Is easy for me to say.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
You mean that guy on Gottfeld show. It's his birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
No, Titus Caesar Vespasianists.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, that's the guy.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
He was a pro wrestler and then he became a
political pundit.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
He was a Roman emperor. He was born in thirty nine,
the year thirty nine, the year of our Lord. Okay, fine,
and he was an emperor from the year seventy nine,
when he was forty until eighty one, only lasted a
couple of years. Obviously a member of the Flavian dynasty,
he succeeded his father Vespasian.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Upon his death. No, it's not that's not a name,
that's a real person. I feel like this is the
appropriate music for what you're saying. Yeah, happy birthday, Titus.
Even though this is the music from Zelda Temples of Time,
I still feel like it's appropriate.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Now there's some other people here you may have heard
of a little more timely. How about Heidi Flies. Anybody
remember her? Didn't She used to be in what was it,
the B fifty two? So Nanny Flies was the Hollywood madam. Oh,
that's right, she was, and she had whoores right now
(02:06):
what she had done back then. If she were found
to be doing that today, wouldn't even be a thing.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
No, nobody would care, wouldn't wouldn't even be a problem. No,
it'd be cool. They'd give her a reality show. I
think they did give her a show.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Henry Show was having a birthday to day born nineteen
sixty two. Tracy Ullman remember her born nineteen fifty nine.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
That's where the Simpsons started.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
That's kind of yeah, that's true. Jack Lord he was
the original YU five oh guy. Yeah, he had those
colorful shirts and then they redid a Wi Fi of
Oh with a different guy. Oh. Yeah, that's afore he
was that he was Stony Burke. I think most people
probably remember missed Stony Burke. Wouldn't you imagine a rodeo
rider who went around I guess he solved crimes or
(02:50):
something too.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Honestly, I never saw any of that stuff, but I
always thought this was a cool song.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
That's a very cool song.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, you know why you like it.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
It's that baseline. There's a bass line and buried in
the song.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Let me get you play it on your synthesizers.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
So you play it on a bass guitar. What are
you talking about? Bow Didley. That's a real person, by
the way. Yeah, he was a baseball player. He played football.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Nope, Nope, that's Bo Jackson. Bo Didley born nineteen twenty
eight On this day, Agree to disagree two monkeys even
birthdays on the same day. Michael Nesmuth he was a monkey,
you know, back in this day, and what they used
to call the heart Throb. Davy Jones also born on
(03:35):
this day. Let's see, Davy.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Josey and I had the same nickname.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, heart Trob cool. I didn't know that they weren't
the same age, but still. Yeah, Meredith Vieira remember her
from the news. She was born in this state. Rudyard Kipling,
Sandy Kofax, Carson Wentz, some of these people. I don't
know who they are. Ellie Goulding, Yeah, uh, Eliza douche Coup.
(04:02):
Do you remember her Star Wars?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
No way?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, that's the Star Wars dude.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Do Doucheku is a name?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
That's their last name.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Wow, that's a cool name.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Layla Ali it was she was the daughter of the
greatest of all time. I guess Tyreese Gibson, Matt lower Liar,
Matt Liar.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I think it's what they call him. I guess he's
trying to make a comeback right now. They claim, Oh God,
this isn't the Matt Lawer song, it's the Muhammed Ali songs. Well,
happy birthday, to cass Clay Sean oh I just dead named.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, that's offensive.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Sean Hennity one on this date, the same day as
Matt Lawer.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Tiger Woods and Lebron James also celebrating birthdays today. Yeah,
I know that's and I don't know what national day
of you know, leftover fruitcake or whatever it is, but
it's a thing.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Okay, hang on, I do know the answer to that.
Today is National Bacon Day. Bacon, National planning your resolutions Day.
I'm gonna save time on that one, because you can't
make a perfect thing better. Festival of enormous changes at
the last minute day, that's what it says.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Sounds like fun Yeah, what the hell is that?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Festival of enormous changes at the last minute day is
apparently a real thing. And what it means, according to
the Internet Day Remembered, it's precisely what the holiday name suggests,
a day to change your plans with the last moil.
All right, Dan, and today in history is proudly brought
to you by that would be the Walton Johnson smartphone
(05:42):
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Speaker 3 (06:01):
So there, all right, I got a good one.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Can I start us off in historam?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Is it about Russia? Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Don't sound like it's about really does it sound like
it's about Russia?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
It does not. On this day.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
In eighteen oh three, Woo, the United States.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Of Los Americanos took possession of something called Louisiana. It
was known as the Louisiana Purchase. It was a simple
swamp of the flags. Louisiana was a complicated place. It
was the only place in the South where they had
not two, but three classes of citizens.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Plus it's hard to spell even to this day if
your name is u LaToya.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Anyway, A happy birthday today in eighteen oh three, the
Louisiana Purchase, all right, Dan, Yeah? Or the completion of
the anyway, that's a thing, yeah, back in the day,
very exciting.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
All right then? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Now you know, well I did not know you got
anything in the eighteen hundreds. I got one more today.
In eighteen sixty two, Lincoln circulates a draft of something
called the Emancipation Proclamation to his cabinet. It starts off
like this, it goes like this. It was the best
of times, it was the worst time.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Highly you got it right.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Today, in nineteen twenty two, Soviet Russia is renamed the
Union of Soviet Socialists.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Public wondering if it was about Russia.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, Soviet Russia became a thing today, sort of right today.
In nineteen thirty two, the USSR band's handout of food
for women. They must now work to get food. You
can't just ten years at women in the early Soviet.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Your what kind of work they wanted the women to do?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Right?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
You want a little choco bread baby? Yeah? About a life?
Is that true?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
It coincided with prostitution. It's Heidi Feist Day. Oh my god,
you're right, you know it's odd about that. In Russia
was very much against drinking alcohol. The Soviets were. They
really didn't like it. Does vodka not count? But some
have claimed what you just said, that the USSR banned
food handouts for women in nineteen thirty two, forcing them
(08:00):
to prostitution. You think that is not directly supported by
any historical records as a blanket policy.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Does kind of makes sense, though, what kind of jobs
do you think the women were going to get back
in those days?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Well, the arasaw severe food shortages, especially during collectivization, leading
to famine, with prostitution criminalized but often occurring out of desperation,
authorities punishing sex workers as anti social elements. Now they
claim it was happening then, and then years later when
the Soviet Union fell apart, there was quite a bit
of prostitution going on then as well.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Oh, dear, And I know.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
That because earlier this year I briefly dated a woman
who told me she came here as an orphan, as
a little girl from the fall of the Soviet Union,
whereas where her mom was a prostitute, was a sex
work sect worker.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, which is a very sad story. You know, she
just doing what she has to She just you know,
doing what what she can to get by. That's all.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Well, that's kind of what I thought too. It's a
sad story, but at the same time, you know, it's
a it was a tough time in Russia. That's sort
of what a lot of people had to deal with.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
You. My old buddy Gus McCrae he'd tell you right
up front, you know, you'll not to think too much
against her, you know, just for doing what she had
to do to get by.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
But the Marxist leaders really didn't like it.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
In the nineteen thirties, prostitutes were seen as threats to
socialist morality and were often deported or sent to the
gulags for reformation, or removed from the cities. The policy
clash for the Soviet ideology promoting women in productive labor,
portraying prostitution as being immoral, which is interesting because how
can anything be immoral when you don't have.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
God, you worship the government?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, that ain't rat I know anyway, that's Stalin was
not a nice guy. And apparently Lenin wasn't a nice
guy either, And apparently Mao wasn't a nice guy, and
apparently Karl Marx wasn't a nice guy. Chay Guavera not
a nice guy. A list of all the nice guys
in the communist world, I'm sure there was one, maybe maybe,
(09:55):
probably not, yeah, probably not.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Now with Les Floride, it's the Walton.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
You know, this isn't even the gayest thing I've said
in this show so far. But I always thought this
was a good song. I think so too, but that well,
thank you, Well, I probably shouldn't have agreed. Well, it
is gay. I'm pretty sure George will never mind.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
George Michael was gay?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Right, But have you ever seen the music video for
that with all those hot models, and as hot.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
As they were, they are pretty old nowadays, is that right?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah? I must have missed it.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yeah, it was back in the day. Boy. Imagine all
the coke they collectively did.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
We have been cautioned that the next topic that we
choose to discuss might not be appropriate. But do we
ever listen to anybody's advice, I mean, especially good advice?
We never?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
We never did? Know why? What's up?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Well? I thought perhaps we could all gather around and
talk about young children's butts. Oh, I probably sound like
a bad idea to me.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
It does sound weird, but hang on, he's going somewhere
with us, and it's interesting. Apparently, neuro developmental disorders like
autism and ADHD often FIR symptoms. Besides challenges with social
situations and staying focused, there's also a physical attribute that
is often associated with people who have neurodivergency.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
We're talking about autism and attention deficit disorder. They like
to throw in the hyperactivity, but you know ADHD. Scientists
have found the appearance of your child's but may reveal
a hidden sign of autism or ADHD.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I never really thought autism and ADHD were that's similar.
In fact, if somebody's autistic, don't they become fixated on things,
whereas if somebody is ADHD self explanatory.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
But they're both neurological and they both involve your child's butts.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Apparently people with big butts are more likely to have
this stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
According to observations of children with autism spectrum disorder, these
children often exhibit a more forward tilted pelvis while walking
about five degrees on average compared to children without the condition.
They've studied this over the last decade. Scientists in Japan
(12:14):
and Italy have both been on this and they noticed
a peculiar change in the posture of children under the
age of ten. It makes their their backside look bigger
or more prominent. It's not that it is bigger, but
the posture change gives them what they're referring to as
(12:35):
a duck butt.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Now, some people might hear this and think to themselves
oh no, I gotta bb ol.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Does that mean I'll get autos? And that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
It doesn't work like that, Just like getting a fake
tan doesn't make you more likely to steal a car.
It doesn't auto burglary or whatever that woman did earlier,
but you have a motorized vehicle, whatever it was.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Researchers separate studies and in Italy have both revealed of
the same findings. The tilted pelvis and related changes in
posture can become a visible sign of school aged children.
Now they're not saying the butt is causing the autism.
The autism or the future development of autism is causing
(13:18):
the butt, so that first things first. I don't know
what you're gonna do with this information, but I did
find it fascinating. And they even have a picture does
a graph here, as you can see the anterior tilt
position of the pelvis versus the what they call the
neutral position of the pelvis.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Is it possible that people with these neurological conditions are
just more likely to eat more and that's what causes that.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
You'll have to ask the Japanese and the Italian researchers.
I have no idea wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wa wait wait wait wa wa.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. Wait a second, Japanese and Italians.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
You're just now hearing that. It's the third time I've
mentioned those countries. I just put it together in my head,
separate studies. It's not like they work together and came
up They worked separately but came up with the same conclusion.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Well, isn't that also what they said back in the
mid twentieth century?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Watch them, just watch them, that those.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Two countries were working separately but at the same huh,
same time.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
I don't know if you're a history buffer or not,
mister Kenneth.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I don't think the Italian has ever bothered anybody.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Did they? Well, they actually they were receding faster than
Mayor wit Miner's hairline.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
But if I'm not mistaken, I don't think he has one.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Doesn't think that they.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
That's the joke.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
But apparently, these these Italians and these Japanese had a
very toxic relationship with some Germans.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I had no idea. I know, Well, these physical changes
in the children doesn'tat does not cause the autism. It
could be a possible sign or side effect of the
condition's impact on your muscles, your balance, your movement. Spotting
it early might help with support like exercise and therapy
(15:01):
to correct that sort of thing, not that it'll fix
the autism.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Well, let's test the theory out. I know one woman
who has a very big butt. Let's listen to her
say something recently and see if maybe she has autism.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Shout out to.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
My fellow radicals in the United States who believe crazy
things like a full time job should be enough for
you to live, and also, you know, believe in crazy
radical things like if you kill someone, there shouldn't be impunity,
and also who believe really crazy radical things like you
(15:35):
should get a stimulus check without having a bailout.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Of corporation for it.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I gotta tell you, I don't like what she's saying
because it sounds arrogant and kind of snooty.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
She can't help it, though, that's who she is.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
But as I glanced down at her double d's there
because she's got some biggins, I can't help but notice
Alexandriacasio Cortes, the future or maybe the President of the
Democrat Party, is wearing a sweatshirt that says tax the Rich.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
She's you warned dresses that say that all Now, do
you know anybody that's rich?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Okay, so that that sweatshirt she's wearing, which she sells
on her website, it's almost one hundred dollars. Good lord,
it costs a lot of money to buy that tax
the rich sweatshirt. Well maybe you can just buy it
with your stimulus checks. We don't charge that much. And
I I love WJ dot com. What do you think
about this? You know, the neurodivergency, the big butts. Is
(16:26):
there something to it or is it just always all
kinds of different big butts? You know, it's not all autism,
but sometimes it's just uh, you know, that's just what
they were gifted with. And sometimes just because there's a
correlation with something doesn't mean there's a cause and effect.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I know what you mean exactly. The causation is what
we talk about right now, that's exactly right. Not the Caucasians,
it's the causation. Oh no, No, the Caucasian that's a
whole of a whirl right there. No, we try to
avoid them as much as possible. I don't know if
you heard the clip over the holidays for you know,
for the Christmas break, because we weren't here for a while.
(17:01):
Kamala Harris wasn't. I can't even remember because she didn't
ask the question. Obviously, she never answers the question. But
she has a tendency to just throw a word salad
into a microphone and then hit blend and it just boo.
She was cackling and making all kinds of statements that
(17:24):
made no sense whatsoever. And the more you hear her
now now that you know the president's election is, you know,
well over a year behind us, and the possibility that
she might have maybe become the leader in chief of
America for the last next four years or the next
three now it is. It gives me chills when I
(17:47):
see her and hear her speak. I just think to myself,
this country nearly elected that woman president.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Well you're startling, you're right, But I might remind you
that only almost elected her because they didn't have any
other choice if you didn't like Trump.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
They forced her to.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
That was involuntary electorate, you know what I mean? There
you go, that's what that was.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
That was.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
And remember that most of the people that supported her
were women, women on the far left, young women, women
who are single issue voters, women who care more about
killing their unborn child than they care about any other issue.
And just to really drive home how stupid these women
are on the screen in our studio right now, I
have a headline that was published and as a handsome
(18:33):
man is what mister Kenneth's reacting to.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
He's gorgeous. Look at those teeth, Oh his skin, hair,
He's got that little curl on his forehead like Superman.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
But what really I want people to focus on here
is the headline. There's an attractive man in a photo.
As mister Kennet's pointed out, YadA, YadA, YadA. The caption reads.
Guy made a tender profile, a dating app profile, and
on his profile he wrote that he had a criminal
record for abusing women. He got over eight hundred matches
in forty eight hours. Now, remember what else, women? Do
(19:05):
you remember what we were talking about here? Tenders at
gay one. You're on no, right, Kenny, that's grinder and
I'm not on it. I just bought stock ones because
they're kind of the same thing. That it's not at
all the same thing. It's the polar opposite. But remember
what we were talking about there, mister add mister big
butt for his autism, are we These were the kind
of people that voted for Kamala.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah, he he probably didn't actually have a record of
abusing women. He just put that in there to see
what would happen, What if he was legally obligated to
put that or maybe that's the case. And women flocked.
They flocked. I said, there's an l in there to
his page, and they wanted to go be out with him.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
The kind of women that probably elected people like Tim Wallas.
And I got to tell you, these young liberal women
are never gonna lear.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
It's just in A recent study has proven that of
me doesn't give them. Walton M. Johnson
I wonder today what they will decide to talk about
instead of going straight to the celebrity birthdays as we
are supposed to be doing. Let's find out. Let's go
back to the Walton Johnson Show already in progress.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
All right, So today we were thinking we would do
a reading of War in Peace very and then we'll
get straight to the birthdays right after that. Right, and
Billy I's gonna read it to us. He's gonna Billy,
id you're ready with Warren Peace.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
There was war and then there was peace.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I think it was the best of times. It was
the worst of times.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
That's not even the same book.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
No, No, that's Pram.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's about the same thing.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
In the beginning, there was a man and a woman.
Is that the book?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
That's the good one? December thirtieth. And I know what
a big fan you are of ancient Rome and all
of the Roman emperors of our day. So today is
Titus Caesar Vespaisianists. Is easy for me to say.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
You mean that guy on Gottfeld show. It's his birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
No, Titus Caesar Vespasianists.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, that's the guy.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
He was a pro wrestler and then he became a
political pundit.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
He was a Roman emperor. He was born in thirty nine,
the year thirty nine, the year of our Lord. Okay, fine,
and he was an emperor from the year seventy nine,
when he was forty until eighty one, only lasted a
couple of years. Obviously a member of the Flavian dynasty,
he succeeded his father Vespasian.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Upon his death. No, it's not that's not a name,
that's a real person. I feel like this is the
appropriate music for what you're saying. Yeah, happy birthday, Titus.
Even though this is the music from Zelda Temples of Time,
I still feel like it's appropriate.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Now there's some other people here you may have heard
of a little more timely. How about Heidi Flies. Anybody
remember her? Didn't She used to be in what was it,
the B fifty two? So Nanny Flies was the Hollywood madam. Oh,
that's right, she was, and she had whoores right now
(02:06):
what she had done back then. If she were found
to be doing that today, wouldn't even be a thing.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
No, nobody would care, wouldn't wouldn't even be a problem. No,
it'd be cool. They'd give her a reality show. I
think they did give her a show.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Henry Show was having a birthday to day born nineteen
sixty two. Tracy Ullman remember her born nineteen fifty nine.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
That's where the Simpsons started.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
That's kind of yeah, that's true. Jack Lord he was
the original YU five oh guy. Yeah, he had those
colorful shirts and then they redid a Wi Fi of
Oh with a different guy. Oh. Yeah, that's afore he
was that he was Stony Burke. I think most people
probably remember missed Stony Burke. Wouldn't you imagine a rodeo
rider who went around I guess he solved crimes or
(02:50):
something too.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Honestly, I never saw any of that stuff, but I
always thought this was a cool song.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
That's a very cool song.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, you know why you like it.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
It's that baseline. There's a bass line and buried in
the song.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Let me get you play it on your synthesizers.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
So you play it on a bass guitar. What are
you talking about? Bow Didley. That's a real person, by
the way. Yeah, he was a baseball player. He played football.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Nope, Nope, that's Bo Jackson. Bo Didley born nineteen twenty
eight On this day, Agree to disagree two monkeys even
birthdays on the same day. Michael Nesmuth he was a monkey,
you know, back in this day, and what they used
to call the heart Throb. Davy Jones also born on
(03:35):
this day. Let's see, Davy.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Josey and I had the same nickname.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, heart Trob cool. I didn't know that they weren't
the same age, but still. Yeah, Meredith Vieira remember her
from the news. She was born in this state. Rudyard Kipling,
Sandy Kofax, Carson Wentz, some of these people. I don't
know who they are. Ellie Goulding, Yeah, uh, Eliza douche Coup.
(04:02):
Do you remember her Star Wars?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
No way?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, that's the Star Wars dude.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Do Doucheku is a name?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
That's their last name.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Wow, that's a cool name.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Layla Ali it was she was the daughter of the
greatest of all time. I guess Tyreese Gibson, Matt lower Liar,
Matt Liar.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I think it's what they call him. I guess he's
trying to make a comeback right now. They claim, Oh God,
this isn't the Matt Lawer song, it's the Muhammed Ali songs. Well,
happy birthday, to cass Clay Sean oh I just dead named.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, that's offensive.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Sean Hennity one on this date, the same day as
Matt Lawer.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Tiger Woods and Lebron James also celebrating birthdays today. Yeah,
I know that's and I don't know what national day
of you know, leftover fruitcake or whatever it is, but
it's a thing.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Okay, hang on, I do know the answer to that.
Today is National Bacon Day. Bacon, National planning your resolutions Day.
I'm gonna save time on that one, because you can't
make a perfect thing better. Festival of enormous changes at
the last minute day, that's what it says.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Sounds like fun Yeah, what the hell is that?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Festival of enormous changes at the last minute day is
apparently a real thing. And what it means, according to
the Internet Day Remembered, it's precisely what the holiday name suggests,
a day to change your plans with the last moil.
All right, Dan, and today in history is proudly brought
to you by that would be the Walton Johnson smartphone
(05:42):
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Speaker 3 (06:01):
So there, all right, I got a good one.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Can I start us off in historam?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Is it about Russia? Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Don't sound like it's about really does it sound like
it's about Russia?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
It does not. On this day.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
In eighteen oh three, Woo, the United States.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Of Los Americanos took possession of something called Louisiana. It
was known as the Louisiana Purchase. It was a simple
swamp of the flags. Louisiana was a complicated place. It
was the only place in the South where they had
not two, but three classes of citizens.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Plus it's hard to spell even to this day if
your name is u LaToya.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Anyway, A happy birthday today in eighteen oh three, the
Louisiana Purchase, all right, Dan, Yeah? Or the completion of
the anyway, that's a thing, yeah, back in the day,
very exciting.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
All right then? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Now you know, well I did not know you got
anything in the eighteen hundreds. I got one more today.
In eighteen sixty two, Lincoln circulates a draft of something
called the Emancipation Proclamation to his cabinet. It starts off
like this, it goes like this. It was the best
of times, it was the worst time.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Highly you got it right.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Today, in nineteen twenty two, Soviet Russia is renamed the
Union of Soviet Socialists.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Public wondering if it was about Russia.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, Soviet Russia became a thing today, sort of right today.
In nineteen thirty two, the USSR band's handout of food
for women. They must now work to get food. You
can't just ten years at women in the early Soviet.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Your what kind of work they wanted the women to do?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Right?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
You want a little choco bread baby? Yeah? About a life?
Is that true?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
It coincided with prostitution. It's Heidi Feist Day. Oh my god,
you're right, you know it's odd about that. In Russia
was very much against drinking alcohol. The Soviets were. They
really didn't like it. Does vodka not count? But some
have claimed what you just said, that the USSR banned
food handouts for women in nineteen thirty two, forcing them
(08:00):
to prostitution. You think that is not directly supported by
any historical records as a blanket policy.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Does kind of makes sense, though, what kind of jobs
do you think the women were going to get back
in those days?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Well, the arasaw severe food shortages, especially during collectivization, leading
to famine, with prostitution criminalized but often occurring out of desperation,
authorities punishing sex workers as anti social elements. Now they
claim it was happening then, and then years later when
the Soviet Union fell apart, there was quite a bit
of prostitution going on then as well.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Oh, dear, And I know.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
That because earlier this year I briefly dated a woman
who told me she came here as an orphan, as
a little girl from the fall of the Soviet Union,
whereas where her mom was a prostitute, was a sex
work sect worker.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, which is a very sad story. You know, she
just doing what she has to She just you know,
doing what what she can to get by. That's all.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Well, that's kind of what I thought too. It's a
sad story, but at the same time, you know, it's
a it was a tough time in Russia. That's sort
of what a lot of people had to deal with.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
You. My old buddy Gus McCrae he'd tell you right
up front, you know, you'll not to think too much
against her, you know, just for doing what she had
to do to get by.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
But the Marxist leaders really didn't like it.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
In the nineteen thirties, prostitutes were seen as threats to
socialist morality and were often deported or sent to the
gulags for reformation, or removed from the cities. The policy
clash for the Soviet ideology promoting women in productive labor,
portraying prostitution as being immoral, which is interesting because how
can anything be immoral when you don't have.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
God, you worship the government?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, that ain't rat I know anyway, that's Stalin was
not a nice guy. And apparently Lenin wasn't a nice
guy either, And apparently Mao wasn't a nice guy, and
apparently Karl Marx wasn't a nice guy. Chay Guavera not
a nice guy. A list of all the nice guys
in the communist world, I'm sure there was one, maybe maybe,
(09:55):
probably not, yeah, probably not.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Now with Les Floride, it's the Walton.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
You know, this isn't even the gayest thing I've said
in this show so far. But I always thought this
was a good song. I think so too, but that well,
thank you, Well, I probably shouldn't have agreed. Well, it
is gay. I'm pretty sure George will never mind.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
George Michael was gay?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Right, But have you ever seen the music video for
that with all those hot models, and as hot.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
As they were, they are pretty old nowadays, is that right?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah? I must have missed it.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yeah, it was back in the day. Boy. Imagine all
the coke they collectively did.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
We have been cautioned that the next topic that we
choose to discuss might not be appropriate. But do we
ever listen to anybody's advice, I mean, especially good advice?
We never?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
We never did? Know why? What's up?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Well? I thought perhaps we could all gather around and
talk about young children's butts. Oh, I probably sound like
a bad idea to me.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
It does sound weird, but hang on, he's going somewhere
with us, and it's interesting. Apparently, neuro developmental disorders like
autism and ADHD often FIR symptoms. Besides challenges with social
situations and staying focused, there's also a physical attribute that
is often associated with people who have neurodivergency.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
We're talking about autism and attention deficit disorder. They like
to throw in the hyperactivity, but you know ADHD. Scientists
have found the appearance of your child's but may reveal
a hidden sign of autism or ADHD.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I never really thought autism and ADHD were that's similar.
In fact, if somebody's autistic, don't they become fixated on things,
whereas if somebody is ADHD self explanatory.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
But they're both neurological and they both involve your child's butts.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Apparently people with big butts are more likely to have
this stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
According to observations of children with autism spectrum disorder, these
children often exhibit a more forward tilted pelvis while walking
about five degrees on average compared to children without the condition.
They've studied this over the last decade. Scientists in Japan
(12:14):
and Italy have both been on this and they noticed
a peculiar change in the posture of children under the
age of ten. It makes their their backside look bigger
or more prominent. It's not that it is bigger, but
the posture change gives them what they're referring to as
(12:35):
a duck butt.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Now, some people might hear this and think to themselves
oh no, I gotta bb ol.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Does that mean I'll get autos? And that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
It doesn't work like that, Just like getting a fake
tan doesn't make you more likely to steal a car.
It doesn't auto burglary or whatever that woman did earlier,
but you have a motorized vehicle, whatever it was.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Researchers separate studies and in Italy have both revealed of
the same findings. The tilted pelvis and related changes in
posture can become a visible sign of school aged children.
Now they're not saying the butt is causing the autism.
The autism or the future development of autism is causing
(13:18):
the butt, so that first things first. I don't know
what you're gonna do with this information, but I did
find it fascinating. And they even have a picture does
a graph here, as you can see the anterior tilt
position of the pelvis versus the what they call the
neutral position of the pelvis.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Is it possible that people with these neurological conditions are
just more likely to eat more and that's what causes that.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
You'll have to ask the Japanese and the Italian researchers.
I have no idea wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wa wait wait wait wa wa.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. Wait a second, Japanese and Italians.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
You're just now hearing that. It's the third time I've
mentioned those countries. I just put it together in my head,
separate studies. It's not like they work together and came
up They worked separately but came up with the same conclusion.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Well, isn't that also what they said back in the
mid twentieth century?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Watch them, just watch them, that those.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Two countries were working separately but at the same huh,
same time.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
I don't know if you're a history buffer or not,
mister Kenneth.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I don't think the Italian has ever bothered anybody.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Did they? Well, they actually they were receding faster than
Mayor wit Miner's hairline.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
But if I'm not mistaken, I don't think he has one.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Doesn't think that they.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
That's the joke.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
But apparently, these these Italians and these Japanese had a
very toxic relationship with some Germans.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I had no idea. I know, Well, these physical changes
in the children doesn'tat does not cause the autism. It
could be a possible sign or side effect of the
condition's impact on your muscles, your balance, your movement. Spotting
it early might help with support like exercise and therapy
(15:01):
to correct that sort of thing, not that it'll fix
the autism.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Well, let's test the theory out. I know one woman
who has a very big butt. Let's listen to her
say something recently and see if maybe she has autism.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Shout out to.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
My fellow radicals in the United States who believe crazy
things like a full time job should be enough for
you to live, and also, you know, believe in crazy
radical things like if you kill someone, there shouldn't be impunity,
and also who believe really crazy radical things like you
(15:35):
should get a stimulus check without having a bailout.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Of corporation for it.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I gotta tell you, I don't like what she's saying
because it sounds arrogant and kind of snooty.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
She can't help it, though, that's who she is.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
But as I glanced down at her double d's there
because she's got some biggins, I can't help but notice
Alexandriacasio Cortes, the future or maybe the President of the
Democrat Party, is wearing a sweatshirt that says tax the Rich.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
She's you warned dresses that say that all Now, do
you know anybody that's rich?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Okay, so that that sweatshirt she's wearing, which she sells
on her website, it's almost one hundred dollars. Good lord,
it costs a lot of money to buy that tax
the rich sweatshirt. Well maybe you can just buy it
with your stimulus checks. We don't charge that much. And
I I love WJ dot com. What do you think
about this? You know, the neurodivergency, the big butts. Is
(16:26):
there something to it or is it just always all
kinds of different big butts? You know, it's not all autism,
but sometimes it's just uh, you know, that's just what
they were gifted with. And sometimes just because there's a
correlation with something doesn't mean there's a cause and effect.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I know what you mean exactly. The causation is what
we talk about right now, that's exactly right. Not the Caucasians,
it's the causation. Oh no, No, the Caucasian that's a
whole of a whirl right there. No, we try to
avoid them as much as possible. I don't know if
you heard the clip over the holidays for you know,
for the Christmas break, because we weren't here for a while.
(17:01):
Kamala Harris wasn't. I can't even remember because she didn't
ask the question. Obviously, she never answers the question. But
she has a tendency to just throw a word salad
into a microphone and then hit blend and it just boo.
She was cackling and making all kinds of statements that
(17:24):
made no sense whatsoever. And the more you hear her
now now that you know the president's election is, you know,
well over a year behind us, and the possibility that
she might have maybe become the leader in chief of
America for the last next four years or the next
three now it is. It gives me chills when I
(17:47):
see her and hear her speak. I just think to myself,
this country nearly elected that woman president.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Well you're startling, you're right, But I might remind you
that only almost elected her because they didn't have any
other choice if you didn't like Trump.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
They forced her to.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
That was involuntary electorate, you know what I mean? There
you go, that's what that was.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
That was.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
And remember that most of the people that supported her
were women, women on the far left, young women, women
who are single issue voters, women who care more about
killing their unborn child than they care about any other issue.
And just to really drive home how stupid these women
are on the screen in our studio right now, I
have a headline that was published and as a handsome
(18:33):
man is what mister Kenneth's reacting to.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
He's gorgeous. Look at those teeth, Oh his skin, hair,
He's got that little curl on his forehead like Superman.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
But what really I want people to focus on here
is the headline. There's an attractive man in a photo.
As mister Kennet's pointed out, YadA, YadA, YadA. The caption reads.
Guy made a tender profile, a dating app profile, and
on his profile he wrote that he had a criminal
record for abusing women. He got over eight hundred matches
in forty eight hours. Now, remember what else, women? Do
(19:05):
you remember what we were talking about here? Tenders at
gay one. You're on no, right, Kenny, that's grinder and
I'm not on it. I just bought stock ones because
they're kind of the same thing. That it's not at
all the same thing. It's the polar opposite. But remember
what we were talking about there, mister add mister big
butt for his autism, are we These were the kind
of people that voted for Kamala.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah, he he probably didn't actually have a record of
abusing women. He just put that in there to see
what would happen, What if he was legally obligated to
put that or maybe that's the case. And women flocked.
They flocked. I said, there's an l in there to
his page, and they wanted to go be out with him.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
The kind of women that probably elected people like Tim Wallas.
And I got to tell you, these young liberal women
are never gonna lear.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
It's just in A recent study has proven that of
me doesn't give them. Walton M. Johnson
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