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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The first time you saw the movie Boondock scenes, you
(00:02):
thought it was good.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What movies this boon Dock scenes? I only I've ever
seen it.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
You never seen boondock scene. It's not all about it's
about two Irish guys. They go on a shooting spree. Yeah,
you never seen it, and they play classical music. And
the first time you watch it, you think it's a
good movie. And then you watch it a second time
and you realize, especially not that great of a movie.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well, I guess I'll have to see it's the first
time first, and I'll love it. That's kind of what
this song is. Oh, really, you're not a Kansas fan.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
This song is the masturbatory equivalent of a guitar song.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Mayor may or may or mayor mi or mayor mirror.
If you really think about it, he's just hitting notes.
You do know that every time you play something or
hear a song that you just you don't like or
can't stand or whatever. I used to like it, but
it's somebody's favorite. I know right now, people are going,
shut up. I want to hear the song that's my
favorite song. Well, obviously we're not a music show. If
you want to hear it. You know, you obviously probably
(00:50):
if it's your favorite, you probably have it on your
phone and you can just dial it up anytime you want,
and yet you don't. It's like when a movie comes
on television that you really love and you've seen it
a hundred times, but you can't Caddy Shock. Probably I
love Stripes. Okay, look I had that right here, But
(01:12):
I'm talking about if you're flipping through the channels on
the TV and Caddy Shack suddenly is and you're like, okay,
or Stripes you're gonna start watching it because you loved it,
or Ghostbusters, but you could call it up anytime you could.
You could just go to the TV and order Caddy Shack,
but you don't. That's what I'm saying. When it just
comes up naturally, it's like, oh, I.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Have to hear it, but carry but carry on your
wayward some That's like the classic rock equivalent of PEZ.
You know, it's like, all right, you liked it the
first time you tried it, and then you add something else,
You're like, this is better, and then when you go
back to PEZ, you.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Don't really want it anymore? Do you? You've had a Snickers bar.
You've had sour patch kids. You don't want that, you know, really,
I guess I just don't spend a lot of time
digesting all of those things. It's like most people listen
to it or oh that's you know, just make that call.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Well, most people don't digest to do you ever look
at what happens a few hours later after you because.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
You know what you should do is get that cleansing tea. Oh,
get the T dot com. Man, they got some super
spec we'll say you about that in Little Bob. But
they got some sweet deals going on for the months.
You know, it's September now, we're already four days into September,
and they got sweet deals. That's all I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
You know now that you mentioned it wasn't get the
T dot com going to sponsor our Florida Man Report.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Today they did play here comes to Florida Man. Wat
you might get the TA dot com where they have
super September savings. Say that three times.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Super September savings, super September savings, super September savings.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Ah supposed to you know, make it sound harder than that.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
No, No, I'm really good at talking. It's like the
only thing I'm good at. Promo code WJ.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Well, naturally and that'll save you more money on top
of the naturally like the supplements, Yeah, exactly, the Life
Change tea, which gives you your your gentle cleans when
you drink the tea, and you need that, especially if
you've been died and stuff poorly. They got the regular flavor,
they got peppermint, they got pomegranate, all that stuff, but
monthly specials like on the Apple Cider plus. And then
(03:11):
they got the what's that one called? I was trying
to think of it earlier, the one for the Palmart.
Now they got oneed to calm you down and stuff
and it's like half price. Then Bourbon promo code J
saves you ten percent more. See so you want to
go to get to t dot com and definitely go
with that promo code.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
If Bourbon's a downer, how come it always makes me
want to fight people?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Why is that? I don't know. Maybe you just naturally
want to fight people and you blame it on the bourbon.
I'm a lover though. John Travolta is our Florida man today.
Shut up. John Travolta famed, of course for his acting prowess,
pulp fiction all the way back to the you know, Greece,
and well, I mean, if you want to go far
enough back, he was in school with Misstkatta. What is
(03:57):
that I remember? Welcome back, caller. I don't you know,
I don't remember. Anyway, he got so rich about twenty
years ago he built his dream home, his mansion with
a private runway because he's a pilot and he owns
private jets. He's a pirate high lot pilot, and so
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he and his wife Kelly Preston, who you know, the
late Kelly Preston. She died about five years ago from
breast cancer. Because he's very upset about it. Matter of fact,
the five bedroom, five bath property with the jumbo air
aviation estates on a five and fifty acre plot is
(04:45):
now on the market. John Travolta is selling his dream
home because he built it with his wife, Kelly Preston.
She passed away. All right, I'm not a ridiculous person.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I know I can't afford it, but collectively, if we
all pitch in ten million, oh no.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
We couldn't do that, it's still not gonna work. Sorry guys, eh, yeah,
he said, or she said when they interviewed her a
long time ago about the dream home, that he had
always wanted to own a house with a runway where
the planes could just pull right up to the door.
And they, you know, they joked around about how if
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you want to go out to dinner, Oh, you have
to do is step out the door, get on an airplane,
and you can whisk yourself away to dinner. And I
guess they did that because he would fly them.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Well, I'm supersized with you, but I don't understand how
this is a Florida man.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
It's just the thing that happened in Florida. It's in Florida, so.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It didn't like a hobo get punched by a meth
head and then all this space.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
And there's all kinds of other Florida man stories. But
he's a superstar celebrity. Okay, I got a ten million
dollar house, so obviously that's what America wants to hear about.
I mean, you're not wrong, Okay, there's other Florida men
in the news, though, I'm sure you tell I'm sure
there are. Yeah, I'm sure there are. Go ahead, yeah, yeah,
you got anything else? I had one and then somebody
(06:04):
moved my stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Have you seen the latest meme the Florida woman who
has created a new viral body cam screenshot after charging
a cop with a sixteen inch knife. She's a big
old girl. She kind of looks like Aunt Jemima, Just
a big old woman. And the cop is standing there
and she gets out of what looks like you're not
gonna believe this. It's a Nissan, all to my think, Nissan,
you're saying it certainly looks out. The incident happened on
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August fifteenth in Gulf County, Florida. Police in Port Saint Joe,
responding to a call from a repo driver three forty
two in the afternoon repo time. He said, a forty
one year old woman, Tequila Walker. Ask me how she
spells tequila?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
How she spelled that Tikila? How you spelled it?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Of course?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah, had fled while he was trying to repossess her car.
Actually it says here it's a white Ford Fusion. That's
my bad, and it was for filled for failure to
make payments. Believe it or not, she was Tequila is
not paying the bill. Police located Tequila, but she fled
getting involved in a hit and run at nineteen pm,
one minute shy of the best time of the day.
Oh boy, the other driver didn't press charges against Walker.
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I don't know why, but the REPO driver caught up
and the police had to de escalate an argument between
the two while Tequila remained in her car. Tequila drove
away to escape the Repo man, but at five point
fifty two pm, she was involved in another hit and
run at a convenience store after the REPO man tried
to box her. In six oh one pm, police located
her again, she refused to get out of the vehicle.
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After police tried once again to de escalate the situation,
she hops out of the car and charges at the
cop with a knife.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
And it ends exactly how you think it would end.
And I got one for you. Oh ain't about no
no Tequila woman. But I will show you a picture
of the lady. Her name ain't Tequila, but dude, is
she looked like a smaller version of it. It does look
like Tequila. Her name is Alvina Ogbah and how she
spelled Alvina just turned uh the regular way, okay, Uh.
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The problem is chaos erupted at the Miami International Airport
earlier this week.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Chaos was there DJ chaos ors okay, I got it.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Old lady from England, that would be Alvina here snatched
up a four year old boy from his mother at
the checkpoint. They're going through the TSA not corl and
this woman reach out and grab up a four year
old boy and clung to him and refused to let
(08:25):
him go. She wrapped her arms and legs like she
an a conda or something. She she wrapped arms, legs
around his boy, squeezing him tight, holding him to her,
and the mama saying, let my give him about get
off my son, you know, and she said, no, this
is my child. You don't need to be having my child.
She twenty three years old, had been charged with interference
(08:46):
with custody to council battery.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
She allegedly approached the mother at the checkpoint at the
airport offered to help soothe the boy because he was crying.
I don't know what his problem was about that, you know,
but babies and airport so I mean cry, that's what
they do, right. Yeah. She pick up the kid, walked
out of the line away from the mama, and then
the mother, of course followed us say hey, give me
my baby back, you know, I want my baby baby,
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and she said no, this is my child. And then
of course the you know authorities had to be called
in because she had that boy wrap up. She wasn't
gonna let him go. Wow, just like I had to
come rescue him, return him back to his real mama.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Well, I'm glad he got back to his real mom.
But I always wonder, in an alternative timeline, what if
that little kid was like future Hitler?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
What you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Like, what if that woman was sent back in time
to kidnap baby Hitler to stop World War II from happening. Sure, look,
nobody wants anything to happen to the four year old toddler.
He's a four year old to toddler. Yes, yes, I'm
just I believe. So I'm just saying I think we
agree most kidnappings are bad. But I've seen a lot
of science fiction movies. How do you know, we don't know,
you don't know, don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
This is what the hill the news ain't showing you'
Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
So during our week off, During our week off, Steve,
you went to Colorado.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Billy ed, where'd you go? I ain't saying, okay, mister,
where'd you go? No, that's my personal business, said mister Kenneth.
Surely you'll share your vacation details with us from last week.
I am. I actually stayed here in town most of
the time. I guess you're running a business. I have
a separate business besides this little you know sideline here.
This is my whole thing. I have nothing else going on.
(10:27):
That's so cute.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I have this in my afternoon show, and then of
course we raise money for wheelchairs for warriors.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Well, yeah, do you want to go cut hair? No?
I didn't think so. We'll be happy with what you got.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
To be honest, I don't even really like it in
my haircut. It's like a tedious, time consuming thing.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Oh I love it. You get them hair washed, gals.
I used to not be in all that. I should
go to the barbershop. You know, you go down to
Bob's barber shop and clute and take good care of Bob,
you know Bob. Yeah, obviously I don't know, but you
get used to after a while, having a rub your head,
(11:02):
you know, she's soaping you up and getting yellow shampoo
eat and everything, and it feels real good. Usually fall asleep.
Well they're not during the wash, but during the cut.
And I think that's normal. If you don't make constant
conversation with people while you're, you know, running your fingers
through someone's hair, they do have a tendency to relax.
(11:24):
I don't know why you can't.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
That's the exact kind of that's the opposite kind of
place I go to when I get my haircut. They
have sports on every TV. And the women that work
there talk to each other. They don't talk to you.
Oh yeah, you should probably not go there anymore.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
No, it's great. I don't want to talk to them.
I want to look at my phone or whatever. But
whn't just close your eyes and relax.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
But out at the barbershop include or people still talking
about I guess you guys were kind of mad about
not clued.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I guess it was Grimes County. They were worried about
the bullet train. Oh yeah, that was more of a
Grimes County problem right there.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Well, bullet trains have arrived and we'll be moving at
one hundred and sixty miles per hour between New York,
Boston and DC that's great for them.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
That'll be great for.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Joe Biden too, because now he could pretend he's been
riding on that train for years.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Didn't he actually build the track? I mean probably think
so track.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Imagine a future where you glide across the land that
speeds up to one hundred and sixty miles an hour,
a world where every seat has Wi Fi USB ports,
a leg room that doesn't feel like a punishment.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
The future is now.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Yeah, it's en track. It's fast, it's comfy, but it's
still a train.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
M track.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Welcome to the future of the eighteen hundreds, only faster.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Warning, tickets may cost more than a budget airline. Also, yes,
it's still a train. Please adjust your expectations accordingly. That
makes sense.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
One of the lesser reported details of the Kim jong
un Jijinping Vladimir Putin summit from this last week was
that Kim Jong un travels almost exclusively on an armored train.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Uh huh, Now, tell you think that would make it
really easy to kill him. Well, it's armored for a yeah,
but you just you know, knocked the train off the track.
I mean yeah, it probably ought to shake him up
pretty good if it doesn't kill him.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Oh, it's armored. Have you ever heard of the mother
of all bombs that's designed to go? Well, guys, we
blow up a nuclear power plant, we could blow up
a train.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
What would you drop the bomb in front of the
train and make a big hole for the train to
fall into? Or would you try to hit the train
train's moving and the bomb is falling from I don't
know how many you know, feet, but far and that
seems like it would be kind of a difficult to
target to hit. You know, it's weird about that.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
When I hear you talking about pulling a giant train
and a big old hole, I just assume we were
talking about your mom.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I beg your pardon, nothing, I beg your harden, nothing, nothing.
All ready for the financial news yet, Oh god, I
can't wait a time stock mugging at open yet this morning.
We don't know what's gonna happen. I ain't here to
predict a future. I'm just telling you what has happened already.
And uh, let's just go ahead and congratulate the American
Eagle Company. Are you familiar with them? Yeah? They play
(14:03):
football in Philadelphia. Are the American Eagle Outfitters, Oh.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
The blue geen company that has racist neo Nazis Sidney
Sweeney doing ads that are neither racist nor neo Naziers.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
The shares of AEO American Eagle Outfitters surged by nearly
twenty five percent after hours on Wednesday. The apparel maker
have credited the advertising campaign story Sidney Sweeney forgiving the
brand a business reset, bro or it is record breaking
new customer acquisition, brand awareness cutting across all age demographics
(14:37):
and genders. Let's face it, the commercials didn't do that.
I mean they helped. The controversy over the commercials is
what actually calls the stock to go up.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
People have to forget this that if you can make
something controversial, all you've got to do is get a
healthy portion of society to think that by spending money
there pissing off another.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Portion of society exactly.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
People will tell you, oh, this is going to prevent
liberals from shopping at American Eagle. Liberals are already weren't
shopping at American Eagle. I don't think anybody was. I
haven't thought about it since the nineties. I forgot it
even existed.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
And that's why they have a reset. Now that commercial,
in the controversy surrounding it has actually calls this company
to be important. Now and you know what they've done.
What have they done? American Eagle has now collaborated with
Travis Kelcey just moments after he announced his engagement to
Taylor Swift. That is just going to keep this momentum
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going now because they've got Sydney Sweeney and Tavis So.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
They've got a Republican and they've got a liberal. That's amazing.
That's great for them.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I don't know if he qualifies as either.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
He does tv ads for vaccines. He's definitely a liberal,
you guys, Travis tv ads for money. Travis Kelcey is
a limpristed leftist pussy.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Now.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Sidney Sweeney is a registered Republican in the state of Florida.
And that's three things I love. Bron Trump loves that, women,
Florida and Republicans. Yeah, right there, that's the trifacta. That's
the holy trinity to me. I'm probably not going to
buy the blue jeans, but I might give them to
somebody as a gift.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
The president and executive creative director of the Gene Company said,
the Sweeney and the Kelsey campaigns have generated forty billion impressions.
I don't know what an impression is, but forty billion
of them has got to be good. Hmm, that means
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forty billion separate, explain impressions.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
That's what you go to the Okay, it's pretty easy.
So what you do is talk like Trump or Bernie Sanders.
There are entirely too many blue jeans stores in the mall.
There should be no more than two blue jeans stores,
one for men and one for women.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I don't think people want forty billion of those. No,
what are you talking about? That was fantastic, dude, but
forty billion times. We shouldn't think though.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
We should do that on this show more often, like
have someone do impersonation.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
We used to get Frank Caliendo to come up in here,
but I guess he got too big for radio now
a little too big for his bridge. Uh huh. Well,
you know you know what they say about that. You know,
it's fun. I love it when he does his Denzel
Washington impersonation. Have you heard that? Have you so good
to hear that voice coming out of a chubby white guy.
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You know?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
You know what I always liked was when he did
what was it his Jackie Chan impersonation.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Oh that was You do that too, though, don't you.
I'll do it for you right now. Hey Bobby, look, Rook,
I'm American. I think I use my credit card. Do
you guys have anything non dairy? Anything gluten free? This
is The Walton and Johnson Show.
The first time you saw the movie Boondock scenes, you
(00:02):
thought it was good.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What movies this boon Dock scenes? I only I've ever
seen it.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
You never seen boondock scene. It's not all about it's
about two Irish guys. They go on a shooting spree. Yeah,
you never seen it, and they play classical music. And
the first time you watch it, you think it's a
good movie. And then you watch it a second time
and you realize, especially not that great of a movie.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well, I guess I'll have to see it's the first
time first, and I'll love it. That's kind of what
this song is. Oh, really, you're not a Kansas fan.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
This song is the masturbatory equivalent of a guitar song.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Mayor may or may or mayor mi or mayor mirror.
If you really think about it, he's just hitting notes.
You do know that every time you play something or
hear a song that you just you don't like or
can't stand or whatever. I used to like it, but
it's somebody's favorite. I know right now, people are going,
shut up. I want to hear the song that's my
favorite song. Well, obviously we're not a music show. If
you want to hear it. You know, you obviously probably
(00:50):
if it's your favorite, you probably have it on your
phone and you can just dial it up anytime you want,
and yet you don't. It's like when a movie comes
on television that you really love and you've seen it
a hundred times, but you can't Caddy Shock. Probably I
love Stripes. Okay, look I had that right here, But
(01:12):
I'm talking about if you're flipping through the channels on
the TV and Caddy Shack suddenly is and you're like, okay,
or Stripes you're gonna start watching it because you loved it,
or Ghostbusters, but you could call it up anytime you could.
You could just go to the TV and order Caddy Shack,
but you don't. That's what I'm saying. When it just
comes up naturally, it's like, oh, I.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Have to hear it, but carry but carry on your
wayward some That's like the classic rock equivalent of PEZ.
You know, it's like, all right, you liked it the
first time you tried it, and then you add something else,
You're like, this is better, and then when you go
back to PEZ, you.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Don't really want it anymore? Do you? You've had a Snickers bar.
You've had sour patch kids. You don't want that, you know, really,
I guess I just don't spend a lot of time
digesting all of those things. It's like most people listen
to it or oh that's you know, just make that call.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Well, most people don't digest to do you ever look
at what happens a few hours later after you because.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
You know what you should do is get that cleansing tea. Oh,
get the T dot com. Man, they got some super
spec we'll say you about that in Little Bob. But
they got some sweet deals going on for the months.
You know, it's September now, we're already four days into September,
and they got sweet deals. That's all I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
You know now that you mentioned it wasn't get the
T dot com going to sponsor our Florida Man Report.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Today they did play here comes to Florida Man. Wat
you might get the TA dot com where they have
super September savings. Say that three times.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Super September savings, super September savings, super September savings.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Ah supposed to you know, make it sound harder than that.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
No, No, I'm really good at talking. It's like the
only thing I'm good at. Promo code WJ.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Well, naturally and that'll save you more money on top
of the naturally like the supplements, Yeah, exactly, the Life
Change tea, which gives you your your gentle cleans when
you drink the tea, and you need that, especially if
you've been died and stuff poorly. They got the regular flavor,
they got peppermint, they got pomegranate, all that stuff, but
monthly specials like on the Apple Cider plus. And then
(03:11):
they got the what's that one called? I was trying
to think of it earlier, the one for the Palmart.
Now they got oneed to calm you down and stuff
and it's like half price. Then Bourbon promo code J
saves you ten percent more. See so you want to
go to get to t dot com and definitely go
with that promo code.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
If Bourbon's a downer, how come it always makes me
want to fight people?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Why is that? I don't know. Maybe you just naturally
want to fight people and you blame it on the bourbon.
I'm a lover though. John Travolta is our Florida man today.
Shut up. John Travolta famed, of course for his acting prowess,
pulp fiction all the way back to the you know, Greece,
and well, I mean, if you want to go far
enough back, he was in school with Misstkatta. What is
(03:57):
that I remember? Welcome back, caller. I don't you know,
I don't remember. Anyway, he got so rich about twenty
years ago he built his dream home, his mansion with
a private runway because he's a pilot and he owns
private jets. He's a pirate high lot pilot, and so
(04:21):
he and his wife Kelly Preston, who you know, the
late Kelly Preston. She died about five years ago from
breast cancer. Because he's very upset about it. Matter of fact,
the five bedroom, five bath property with the jumbo air
aviation estates on a five and fifty acre plot is
(04:45):
now on the market. John Travolta is selling his dream
home because he built it with his wife, Kelly Preston.
She passed away. All right, I'm not a ridiculous person.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I know I can't afford it, but collectively, if we
all pitch in ten million, oh no.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
We couldn't do that, it's still not gonna work. Sorry guys, eh, yeah,
he said, or she said when they interviewed her a
long time ago about the dream home, that he had
always wanted to own a house with a runway where
the planes could just pull right up to the door.
And they, you know, they joked around about how if
(05:22):
you want to go out to dinner, Oh, you have
to do is step out the door, get on an airplane,
and you can whisk yourself away to dinner. And I
guess they did that because he would fly them.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Well, I'm supersized with you, but I don't understand how
this is a Florida man.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
It's just the thing that happened in Florida. It's in Florida, so.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It didn't like a hobo get punched by a meth
head and then all this space.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
And there's all kinds of other Florida man stories. But
he's a superstar celebrity. Okay, I got a ten million
dollar house, so obviously that's what America wants to hear about.
I mean, you're not wrong, Okay, there's other Florida men
in the news, though, I'm sure you tell I'm sure
there are. Yeah, I'm sure there are. Go ahead, yeah, yeah,
you got anything else? I had one and then somebody
(06:04):
moved my stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Have you seen the latest meme the Florida woman who
has created a new viral body cam screenshot after charging
a cop with a sixteen inch knife. She's a big
old girl. She kind of looks like Aunt Jemima, Just
a big old woman. And the cop is standing there
and she gets out of what looks like you're not
gonna believe this. It's a Nissan, all to my think, Nissan,
you're saying it certainly looks out. The incident happened on
(06:27):
August fifteenth in Gulf County, Florida. Police in Port Saint Joe,
responding to a call from a repo driver three forty
two in the afternoon repo time. He said, a forty
one year old woman, Tequila Walker. Ask me how she
spells tequila?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
How she spelled that Tikila? How you spelled it?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Of course?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah, had fled while he was trying to repossess her car.
Actually it says here it's a white Ford Fusion. That's
my bad, and it was for filled for failure to
make payments. Believe it or not, she was Tequila is
not paying the bill. Police located Tequila, but she fled
getting involved in a hit and run at nineteen pm,
one minute shy of the best time of the day.
Oh boy, the other driver didn't press charges against Walker.
(07:05):
I don't know why, but the REPO driver caught up
and the police had to de escalate an argument between
the two while Tequila remained in her car. Tequila drove
away to escape the Repo man, but at five point
fifty two pm, she was involved in another hit and
run at a convenience store after the REPO man tried
to box her. In six oh one pm, police located
her again, she refused to get out of the vehicle.
(07:26):
After police tried once again to de escalate the situation,
she hops out of the car and charges at the
cop with a knife.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
And it ends exactly how you think it would end.
And I got one for you. Oh ain't about no
no Tequila woman. But I will show you a picture
of the lady. Her name ain't Tequila, but dude, is
she looked like a smaller version of it. It does look
like Tequila. Her name is Alvina Ogbah and how she
spelled Alvina just turned uh the regular way, okay, Uh.
(07:54):
The problem is chaos erupted at the Miami International Airport
earlier this week.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Chaos was there DJ chaos ors okay, I got it.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Old lady from England, that would be Alvina here snatched
up a four year old boy from his mother at
the checkpoint. They're going through the TSA not corl and
this woman reach out and grab up a four year
old boy and clung to him and refused to let
(08:25):
him go. She wrapped her arms and legs like she
an a conda or something. She she wrapped arms, legs
around his boy, squeezing him tight, holding him to her,
and the mama saying, let my give him about get
off my son, you know, and she said, no, this
is my child. You don't need to be having my child.
She twenty three years old, had been charged with interference
(08:46):
with custody to council battery.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
She allegedly approached the mother at the checkpoint at the
airport offered to help soothe the boy because he was crying.
I don't know what his problem was about that, you know,
but babies and airport so I mean cry, that's what
they do, right. Yeah. She pick up the kid, walked
out of the line away from the mama, and then
the mother, of course followed us say hey, give me
my baby back, you know, I want my baby baby,
(09:12):
and she said no, this is my child. And then
of course the you know authorities had to be called
in because she had that boy wrap up. She wasn't
gonna let him go. Wow, just like I had to
come rescue him, return him back to his real mama.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Well, I'm glad he got back to his real mom.
But I always wonder, in an alternative timeline, what if
that little kid was like future Hitler?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
What you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Like, what if that woman was sent back in time
to kidnap baby Hitler to stop World War II from happening. Sure, look,
nobody wants anything to happen to the four year old toddler.
He's a four year old to toddler. Yes, yes, I'm
just I believe. So I'm just saying I think we
agree most kidnappings are bad. But I've seen a lot
of science fiction movies. How do you know, we don't know,
you don't know, don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
This is what the hill the news ain't showing you'
Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
So during our week off, During our week off, Steve,
you went to Colorado.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Billy ed, where'd you go? I ain't saying, okay, mister,
where'd you go? No, that's my personal business, said mister Kenneth.
Surely you'll share your vacation details with us from last week.
I am. I actually stayed here in town most of
the time. I guess you're running a business. I have
a separate business besides this little you know sideline here.
This is my whole thing. I have nothing else going on.
(10:27):
That's so cute.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I have this in my afternoon show, and then of
course we raise money for wheelchairs for warriors.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Well, yeah, do you want to go cut hair? No?
I didn't think so. We'll be happy with what you got.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
To be honest, I don't even really like it in
my haircut. It's like a tedious, time consuming thing.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Oh I love it. You get them hair washed, gals.
I used to not be in all that. I should
go to the barbershop. You know, you go down to
Bob's barber shop and clute and take good care of Bob,
you know Bob. Yeah, obviously I don't know, but you
get used to after a while, having a rub your head,
(11:02):
you know, she's soaping you up and getting yellow shampoo
eat and everything, and it feels real good. Usually fall asleep.
Well they're not during the wash, but during the cut.
And I think that's normal. If you don't make constant
conversation with people while you're, you know, running your fingers
through someone's hair, they do have a tendency to relax.
(11:24):
I don't know why you can't.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
That's the exact kind of that's the opposite kind of
place I go to when I get my haircut. They
have sports on every TV. And the women that work
there talk to each other. They don't talk to you.
Oh yeah, you should probably not go there anymore.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
No, it's great. I don't want to talk to them.
I want to look at my phone or whatever. But
whn't just close your eyes and relax.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
But out at the barbershop include or people still talking
about I guess you guys were kind of mad about
not clued.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I guess it was Grimes County. They were worried about
the bullet train. Oh yeah, that was more of a
Grimes County problem right there.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Well, bullet trains have arrived and we'll be moving at
one hundred and sixty miles per hour between New York,
Boston and DC that's great for them.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
That'll be great for.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Joe Biden too, because now he could pretend he's been
riding on that train for years.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Didn't he actually build the track? I mean probably think
so track.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Imagine a future where you glide across the land that
speeds up to one hundred and sixty miles an hour,
a world where every seat has Wi Fi USB ports,
a leg room that doesn't feel like a punishment.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
The future is now.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Yeah, it's en track. It's fast, it's comfy, but it's
still a train.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
M track.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Welcome to the future of the eighteen hundreds, only faster.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Warning, tickets may cost more than a budget airline. Also, yes,
it's still a train. Please adjust your expectations accordingly. That
makes sense.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
One of the lesser reported details of the Kim jong
un Jijinping Vladimir Putin summit from this last week was
that Kim Jong un travels almost exclusively on an armored train.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Uh huh, Now, tell you think that would make it
really easy to kill him. Well, it's armored for a yeah,
but you just you know, knocked the train off the track.
I mean yeah, it probably ought to shake him up
pretty good if it doesn't kill him.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Oh, it's armored. Have you ever heard of the mother
of all bombs that's designed to go? Well, guys, we
blow up a nuclear power plant, we could blow up
a train.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
What would you drop the bomb in front of the
train and make a big hole for the train to
fall into? Or would you try to hit the train
train's moving and the bomb is falling from I don't
know how many you know, feet, but far and that
seems like it would be kind of a difficult to
target to hit. You know, it's weird about that.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
When I hear you talking about pulling a giant train
and a big old hole, I just assume we were
talking about your mom.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I beg your pardon, nothing, I beg your harden, nothing, nothing.
All ready for the financial news yet, Oh god, I
can't wait a time stock mugging at open yet this morning.
We don't know what's gonna happen. I ain't here to
predict a future. I'm just telling you what has happened already.
And uh, let's just go ahead and congratulate the American
Eagle Company. Are you familiar with them? Yeah? They play
(14:03):
football in Philadelphia. Are the American Eagle Outfitters, Oh.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
The blue geen company that has racist neo Nazis Sidney
Sweeney doing ads that are neither racist nor neo Naziers.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
The shares of AEO American Eagle Outfitters surged by nearly
twenty five percent after hours on Wednesday. The apparel maker
have credited the advertising campaign story Sidney Sweeney forgiving the
brand a business reset, bro or it is record breaking
new customer acquisition, brand awareness cutting across all age demographics
(14:37):
and genders. Let's face it, the commercials didn't do that.
I mean they helped. The controversy over the commercials is
what actually calls the stock to go up.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
People have to forget this that if you can make
something controversial, all you've got to do is get a
healthy portion of society to think that by spending money
there pissing off another.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Portion of society exactly.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
People will tell you, oh, this is going to prevent
liberals from shopping at American Eagle. Liberals are already weren't
shopping at American Eagle. I don't think anybody was. I
haven't thought about it since the nineties. I forgot it
even existed.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
And that's why they have a reset. Now that commercial,
in the controversy surrounding it has actually calls this company
to be important. Now and you know what they've done.
What have they done? American Eagle has now collaborated with
Travis Kelcey just moments after he announced his engagement to
Taylor Swift. That is just going to keep this momentum
(15:34):
going now because they've got Sydney Sweeney and Tavis So.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
They've got a Republican and they've got a liberal. That's amazing.
That's great for them.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I don't know if he qualifies as either.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
He does tv ads for vaccines. He's definitely a liberal,
you guys, Travis tv ads for money. Travis Kelcey is
a limpristed leftist pussy.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Now.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Sidney Sweeney is a registered Republican in the state of Florida.
And that's three things I love. Bron Trump loves that, women,
Florida and Republicans. Yeah, right there, that's the trifacta. That's
the holy trinity to me. I'm probably not going to
buy the blue jeans, but I might give them to
somebody as a gift.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
The president and executive creative director of the Gene Company said,
the Sweeney and the Kelsey campaigns have generated forty billion impressions.
I don't know what an impression is, but forty billion
of them has got to be good. Hmm, that means
(16:30):
forty billion separate, explain impressions.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
That's what you go to the Okay, it's pretty easy.
So what you do is talk like Trump or Bernie Sanders.
There are entirely too many blue jeans stores in the mall.
There should be no more than two blue jeans stores,
one for men and one for women.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I don't think people want forty billion of those. No,
what are you talking about? That was fantastic, dude, but
forty billion times. We shouldn't think though.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
We should do that on this show more often, like
have someone do impersonation.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
We used to get Frank Caliendo to come up in here,
but I guess he got too big for radio now
a little too big for his bridge. Uh huh. Well,
you know you know what they say about that. You know,
it's fun. I love it when he does his Denzel
Washington impersonation. Have you heard that? Have you so good
to hear that voice coming out of a chubby white guy.
(17:21):
You know?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
You know what I always liked was when he did
what was it his Jackie Chan impersonation.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Oh that was You do that too, though, don't you.
I'll do it for you right now. Hey Bobby, look, Rook,
I'm American. I think I use my credit card. Do
you guys have anything non dairy? Anything gluten free? This
is The Walton and Johnson Show.
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