Are Golfers Scumbags - THU 7.2

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Any news stories real quick. I'm just gonna shove him in.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oklahoma quarterback John Mattier deny sports gambling accusations.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
He has been.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Accused of betting on college football games. He said he didn't.
He said he didn't. Don't you believe the kid? Yeah,
why would he lie? Great point. Nobody ever lies about anything,
especially in sports gambling. But I know, kind of like
the Pete Rose thing, if you bet on yourself to win.
I don't have an issue with that. I don't get
what the problem is. And in the meantime, apparently there's

(00:28):
more problems. Shakhari Richardson's arrest video shows her calling her
boyfriend at coward And we've been told you're not supposed
to detegrate black men.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
That's very hurtful.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I'm gona share a black woman, and then I don't
know what the rules are. And Obama judge just tossed
out a lawsuit for a high school girl who competed
against a trans athlete. So thanks a lot, Barack Obama
making the world a worse place for women. Well, he
just can't help himself. And despite the Super Bowl drought,
the Dallas Cowboys remain the wealthiest NFL team there worth
a lot of money. People love the cow ten dollar right.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, when we told you like the Portland NB eighteen
four billion dollars, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
That's like nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Jarry Jones will probably blow his nose on four billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
One of the other sports stories we have to deal
with today is also a celebrity news update. And and
that's the kind of difficult things that we handle here
at the radio show that that makes it well real
obvious why so many people shouldn't try to get into
radio and compete with us.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
That's true. Especially if people that you know.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Walking around they think they're entertaining or funny or something,
don't try it, because sometimes we have to deal with
this kind of thing. Taylor Swift is, you know, obviously
celebrity and then her boyfriend obviously a NFL athlete, and
sometimes those two worlds collide and then we're we're left

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with the decision is it sports or is it Hollywood news?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
And oh no, no, I'll give you this one.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
It's not sports. It is not sports. Yeah, go ahead.
Mister Kenneth enjoyed this. She was on the podcast last
night and she like broke the internet.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
It's been a while.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Not the part of the internet. I'm on since we
heard somebody breaking the internet. Used to be Paris Hilton
when she forgot to wear underwear, or Kim Kardashian Kim,
I'm gonna ask you and her Britney's beers, or you
know half a dozen other girls who just managed, all
one after another to forget their pente.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Women, if you ever want to break the internet, just
be a little whore, that's all. Yeah, women out there,
that's all you gotta do.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
We are skilled, so we handle tough situations like that
with great plom.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
What wait, what huh? What does a palm tree have
to do?

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Great a plum plus a learning moment here at the
Walton Johnson Show.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Not for me.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
It means to do something with confidence and skills. Yeah,
don't say that again. Yeah, I don't say any more
of those gay words. You're gaying up the show today.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Good lord. Well, anyway, moving along there.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
What was the point of all this that it's a
complicated situation and you out there in the world should
not try to take our job away from us.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
It doesn't seem that complicated to me.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
A PR agent got together with one of the top
NFL stars and one of the top pop stars. And
they said, let's tell everyone you're in a relationship. And
he looked at her and he was like, she doesn't
even have a butt.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I like black girls with booties.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, And then they were like, she'll pay you this
much money to pretend you're her boyfriend. And he said,
where do I sign? And the next thing you know,
he's got his own podcast, his own cereal in grocery stores.
Did anyone care about Travis Kelcey before this happened? I mean,
I know if you were a Chiefs fan you might
have maybe, but not so much, not like this. And
did anybody care about what's her name? Until you know

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Travis Kelcey put a little spotlight on her.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
I'd never even heard of her. Yeah, I don't remember
her name now.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Ariannot Swift or something, Megan Markle. I forget what a
Traylor trailer?

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Trailer Swift, Yeah, trailers, I don't remember, trailer hooker.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
It's hard to say I have noticed this.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
The kind of people that like Taylor Swift are just
the worst, are they? If you're a Taylor Swift fan,
basically you're telling me it's like saying I like sweethearts
and pez What do you like garbage? What's your favorite thing?
Corn syrup? Anything with corn syrup in it.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
I like, uh, you're gonna tell me. You're gonna sit
right here and tell me you don't need a sweetheart.
You don't, you won't need a sweetheart. Somebody had one.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
My two favorite foods there are skittles and lobster. Like, what,
that's how you're like Taylor Swift. That's just what that's
like saying your favorite restaurant's McDonald's. Now see you being
in the.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Dating world, you have just alienated probably half of the
female population by claiming this Taylor Swift phobia that you have.
Isn't that much like the Democrats that you constantly criticize
in the entertainment world for immediately saying if you're a
Trump voter, I don't want your money.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
It's pretty much the same thing you just did.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
I get your point. It's okay, I'll win the audience
back right now. I have noticed that all people who
like golfs are perverts and degenerates. If you're a fan
of golf, you probably shouldn't be around small kids, you know.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, wait, what what I mean? We all agree with that, right.
Isn't that a lot of our listeners play golf? Oh wow,
they shouldn't you know? Yeah? Stop it? Yeah okay, And
all golf.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Courses should be redesigned and turned into nature parks so
that we can go out and get back in touch
with Nate. Remember the story from last week, something like
we as human beings have lost touch.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
We're at like sixty percent.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Loss of our connection to nature compared to one hundred
years ago or something.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, that's true. That's why I think anyone who shops
for things online fame golf. We should go around and
round up all the people that buy things on the internet,
and we should send them away.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
To a work camp.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
What if we are the ones that told them to
buy the stuff off the internet? Even better?

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah? Wait, no, even worse? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Like, have you heard of Audion, the hearing aid company?
What the Yeah, it's cute. Yeah, I got my I
got my delivery yesterday, the Audion hearing aids. I mean,
these things are little. You can barely, you know, tell
that they're in there, and they work real. I practiced
with them a little bit yesterday. I turned them on

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yesterday when I got them out of the box and
was looking him. I was like, let me see if
this works, and I stuck it in there and I
could immediately hear everything that Prayleine was saying from the
other room. Now the only drawback to these audition hearing ages,
I bet I know what it is. I could hear
everything she was saying from the other room.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Your kids are starving.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Carls Junior believes no child should go hungry.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed
in the custody of Carls Junior.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show. If there was
a fight.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
At your business, a dispute, an argument between a pedophile
and a guy who's against pedophiles, whose side would you take?

Speaker 3 (07:09):
I'm probably gonna go anti pedo file.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
I think you answered the right way.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Are we talking fist fight or just somebody you know,
just like bitching at each other.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Well, let me walk you through the controversy today, because
it's a really odd news story.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
You know what roadblocks is? Can anyone here explain roadblocks?

Speaker 3 (07:26):
She used to work on the CBS Morning News, I think,
and then she started dating one of her co workers
and then they had to fire them.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Both.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
I think No No Roadblocks is a video game where
you build things on the internet with kids.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
About that.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Honestly, I don't know anything about it either. I guess
it's kind of like Mindcraft most of the.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Time we suggest it's a grown ups don't do a
lot of stuff with kids, especially if they're not yours.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
I'm probably not explaining this right, but I think it's
like Legos, but on your computer you build stuff.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Does that make sense?

Speaker 3 (07:58):
But it's for kids, it's the adult doing there. It's
a great question. So there's a YouTuber, a guy who
makes YouTube videos names. His name's real Schlepp, and Schlepp
claims Roadblocks banned his account from their platform and sent him.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
A cease and desist letter. They're threatening to sue him.
They're accusing him of violating safety protocol. And you're probably wondering, well,
what did this guy do? He actually exposes alleged child predators.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Within the game Roadblocks. I thought you were going to
say he was a pedophile. No, he he's trying to
put a stop to it, right, Yeah, and they don't
want him to stop the pedophile.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Is that how this works?

Speaker 2 (08:37):
The gist of what I understand it works a bit
like Chris Hansen, but specifically.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
On Roadblocks, right, he exposes the alleged pedophilia and they
don't like that.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Roadblocks is an online platform where you build stuff, and
I think there's a lot of kids on it. And
he's gone out and figured out that wherever there's a
lot of kids, there are predators that shouldn't shock it.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
It doesn't surprise me. He claims.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
The platform has banned his account and sent him a
cease and desist letter for the crime of exposing pedophiles
on their platform. Apparently in a series of posts on
his social media account, the twenty two year old claimed
that Roadblocks cited its newly added vigilante groups clause in
its terms of service as a reason for the ban.

(09:22):
It occurred to Roadblocks, there is now a cottage industry
of people on our platform hunting for pedophiles, and there's
so many pedophiles on our platform that there's a lot
of content to be made if you're willing to go
after that.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
If they lose all the pedophiles, they've lost half their audience.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
There's no fun. You're starting to understand that.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
See, I didn't know, you know, it's twofold, because on
one hand, it's like, all right, well, you're protecting the
pedophiles by doing this, but then on the other hand,
by letting people hunt for the pedophiles, you're actually acknowledging
the fact that the pedophiles are there and creating publicity
for it.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
That's weird.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
It's kind of lose lose for Roadblocks because obviously they
probably don't want to be associated with pedophiles, but they are,
whether they.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Like it or not.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
They're not trying to put a stop to the association.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Apparently.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
I was thinking about this last night. It was like,
what could Roadblocks do about this?

Speaker 2 (10:14):
If there's so many pedophiles on your platform that that
people are making videos about taking down the pedophiles, huh,
And you don't want the videos to exist, but you
probably also don't want the pedophiles to exist.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Let's just stop and embrace the moment. We just hit
a new all time record for the most times that
someone has said pedophile. I'm sure, radio, I'm sure that's
not true. Oh in a ten minute span, I got Okay,
what should we just call them pet pedals or sure?

Speaker 2 (10:40):
But it's all the same. Child groomers are any same.
The point is this, Here was my idea. I was
thinking about this yesterday.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
I guess technically what Roadblocks could do is have their
own team of people that take down the pedophiles. Right,
But then they'd be losing customer, still losing customers, Yes,
exactly right.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, So I don't know what their bottom and what
do they Maybe bottom line is not the right word.
Whatever their end goal is for all of this, I
got to assume it's not gonna it's not gonna look
good for him, you.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Know, I think I know what pedophiles are looking for,
the end goals, you know what I mean. I'm sorry
about Roadblocks, you know, Chief financial officer, there goal is
more money.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Please, we'd like to make more.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
So if you're in a parent with kids who use roadblocks,
play roadblocks.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
I don't know how it works. Uh.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
They've been accused of being a hunting ground for child predators,
and now this year it doesn't look good. How do
you create an online platform where you can let kids
play with each other in a seemingly innocent manner without
tracting pedophiles. I've never had to worry or wonder about
that before I read this news story. But I guess
that probably is pretty It's gonna be in the back

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of your mind now all the time.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
What's an obstacle? Right, I'm an investor. I like buying stock.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
I don't know if Roadblocks is publicly traded, but if
I was going to buy their stock, that's one thing
I would ask myself. Am I encouraging rape of children?
I would hate to think that just because I bought
ten shares of a stock that I was somehow contributing.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
I think you're gonna be safe. I don't.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
I don't think they're gonna come after the little fish first.
You know, you're just a little fish, can't he No, I.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Think you're missing the point here.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
I'm not so much worried about me being in any
danger so much as I'm endangering other people by making
a stock trade.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Now, buy a hundred shairs and they probably gonna lock
you in Islama, So just go easy again.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
I don't think that that was ever on the table.
I don't think anyone assumes that up should I buy
a stock or not. I'm just laying go easy.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
I like I like buying stocks in things that are popular.
Am I gay dating sites.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Or military industrial complex? I assure you. I own other
stocks of things. You probably don't like that, but they're profitable.
And that's the point. If I was going to buy
a stock and I thought it was hurting little kids
like I don't own Nike stock, for.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Example, No, you shouldn't. Nobody should.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, Disney, that's another complicated one. You know, you think,
all right, well, Disney stocks down. I feel like Disney's
too big to fail. Yeah, but do you want to
contribute to that?

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Guys, I hitch inerrupt, But we just got an email
from somebody that likes the show.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Okay, this is awesome.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Don't do anything to piss them off now, you know,
because we're trying to get more listeners, not you know,
get rid of them like roadblocks. That's having trouble with
tea rites in. I don't know if it's a man
or woman, but it doesn't matter. I just would like
to say I really like your show. I listen daily
as I'm driving to work, and you guys just make

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my day. Most of the time. I enjoy how comical
you guys are, but you still give the news. I
sometimes need a laugh due to the stress of my
work week. So keep doing what you do. Because you
never know who you are secretly helping. That's sweet, That
is sweet.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah, that's ach does sound like a check, but yeah,
or one out of ten dudes, if you.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Know what I do. I know what you mean. Yeah,
you never know these days.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
But now whether there's anything wrong with that, you know
it not know nothing at all. Never judge, don't judge
at all unless.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
I made the same mistake earlier that we caution people
not to do all the time. Remember the guy that
emailed us earlier and you wanted to ask him about
a taco being a sandwich or whatever, Michael, Yeah, Uh,
turns out he emailed us through the app. You can't
just email him back. You know, you can't hit reply
because we don't capture your email address when you email

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us through the APPY.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
You got to tell us. Ye.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
It actually says no response in the in the heading there,
But I responded anyway, and and you know, now I'm embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Why why are you embarrassed? Bos If we tell.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
People all the time, you know, if you're gonna tell
us who you are, you're gonna have to sign your
name put your email on there. And he didn't, but
I tried it anyway. I didn't learn my lesson, so
now it's kind of like you're a liar. Huh A
little bit. Do you feel bad about yourself? No? I
think Mary's is just a dufus. Don't you think dufus
more so than liar?

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (14:59):
For sure, dufus A line dufus. I think you y'all
ain't helping. No, sorry, I don't think we wanted to.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
You're listening to the Walton and Johnson Network, featuring Steve
Johnson and Kenny Webster, a handsome guy, by the way.
I didn't It's usually not my thing, but he is
a good looking shucker. You must be the new guy.