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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Evening about midnight. You can get on camel named Clyde.
And what would he do?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
You'd go right, yeah, right, right right Clyde. Every time
I hear him just grab away up there. I think
about Johnny Carson when he'd come out there. Yeah, he'd
he'd be Karnak and he had that big old turban
on his head. Man, that thing is hard to hold
his head up.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Is that right? Who's uh? Who's Johnny Carson? Good question?
Who's that? Yeah? Who is it?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Okay, both y'all stop it, all right, we're just messing
with here. We know who Johnny Carson was. He was
a president obviously back in the day.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
We got to go to Florida.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
And I'm afraid this looks like it might just be
the end of Monday night football. Not that that would
be a terrible thing, the way they act these days.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
All right, everybody, put your clean panties on. We're taking
a track.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Here comes to Florida man.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
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Speaker 2 (01:27):
Florida man and well the I guess the title of
this kind of spoils the surprise Monday night football murder.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Is what it's called. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Polk County deputies found a note from the late Crystal
Kenney her name Crystal, urging her husband to get help
for his drinking and cocaine use. But apparently he did
not so that man, the Florida man in question, shot
and killed his wife Crystal, and also shot his I
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think she was thirteen the stepdaughter I hate this story,
before finally fatally shooting himself. The argument was over a
Monday night football game. Obviously, Jason Kenny is forty seven
and that's all he'll ever get took his own life
after taking the life of Crystal on December twenty second.
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That was a week ago today. They said the murder
occurred after Crystal suggested to her husband that he turn
off the Monday night football game between the San Francisco
forty nine Ers and the Indianapolis Colts. Apparently he'd been drinking.
Argument escalated Prompton's wife to tell the twelve year old
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son to call nine to one one. The boy ran
to a neighbor's house when he heard the gunshots. Deputies
responded found Crystal dead, thirteen year old girl who had
been shot and the shoulder and the face. Begged for
her life and he didn't kill her. She is recovering.
I mean he did shoot her twice.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
She said.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I begged him, don't shoot me, don't shoot me, and
he shot me anyway. Humm, son of them anyway. The
boy who had called the cops there was unharmed, and
Jason and Crystal's one year old baby daughter, who was
home at the time of the shooting, was found a
sleep in her crib.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
She was fine. Too. Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I mean, I know, it's probably not as much about
the football game as it was about it and maybe
drinking and cocaine and stuff. Jason fled the scene after
the shooting, called his sister, who lives in New York,
told her he had done something wrong and that it
would be the last time they would ever talk. He
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then drove to his father's home, where the deputies found him.
Deputies attempted to get him out of the shed on
his father's property. That's when Jason decided to end it
all and shot himself. They searched the family's home, deputies
found a note that Crystal had written to her husband,
asking him to please get help. You're drinking and you're
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using cocaine again. This is not the way the family
should be. You need God and amen to that. Apparently
he did not feel that, you know, her advice was
worthy of taking.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
He didn't think he needed God as much as he
thought he needed cocaine enough. This just destroyed an entire family.
I mean, good lord, I don't know a lot about cocines.
It's it's not a drug that I'm into, but I
got to think in cocaine and they gets you fired. Up, Like,
why would you want to do cocaine and then sit
around and watch football?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
And what kind of alcohol was he drinking? And was
he mixing? And I you know, who knows what else
he might have been up to.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I think people do cocaine so they can feel like
us on an average day without cocaine, is that what
they do? Sure, we're all fired up all the time.
We don't need any alway fired baby. Oh. I don't
like putting stuff in my nose like nasal spray and
stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I don't think cocaine would be for me. That's just why.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Probably not anyways, probably for the best of Well, what
a tragedy and what a shame. But you know, Florida
is kind of famous for that sort of thing. Not
all Florida men stories are fun or funny. Well, while
we're doing sad news stories earlier, we told you some
good news. A gentleman trying to kidnap a girl just
north of Houston in the Porter area, and he got
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caught by the dad right before something terrible was about
to happen.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
That happened on Christmas. Here's another one. A Texas teenager
mysteriously vanished from her home early Christmas evening. She's feared
to be an eminent danger, as the investigators put it.
Camellia Cammi Mendoza, Almost, age nineteen, was last seen outside
her San Antonio home just before seven am Wednesday, wearing pajamas, shorts,
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and a hoodie.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Bear.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
County Sheriff Javier salazare I don't know anyways, said deputies
and volunteers have been searching around the clock for the teenager,
adding that investigators are not rolling out that this case
may take us outside the borders of the continental United States. Really,
the authorities are exploring all possibilities of her disappearance, kidnapping,
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human trafficking. She's a pretty girl, and I think that's
part of the reason why people think she might have
got trafficked. The sheriff noticed the teen had recently gone
through a breakup, but said it was mutual, adding that
investigators do not suspect anything nefarious. Salazar has confirmed that
Almost was not detained by Ice. She is a US citizen.
For the record, in case you're curious, but yeah, her
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getting trafficked does seem like a very likely possibility.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Here sad story that's awful.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
If anyone knows anything called Bear County Sheriff's Office two
one zero three three five six thousand, and they will
put you.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
On hold for a long time. Oh yeah, they will
do that.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
That's probably how it goes over there in Bear County.
I gotta tell you, not all law enforcement agencies are
created the same.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
No, not even clothes.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Not to boor everybody with a story about us by
I have noticed, aren't you dating a cop?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I am you might have a pray judiced opinion about
how law enforcement's going and if you're date an officer
of that law.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I'm a big fan of law enforcement in general, but
I have just noticed that they handle cases very differently
in a red county than they do in a blue county.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Really.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yeah, if you get arrested up in the north suburbs,
for example, of the Houston area, you're probably going to
get into a lot of trouble.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
For committing outside of Harris County, right, Okay, if you.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Get arrested down in the city, there's just not enough comps,
there's not enough resources, and that sort of.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
The politicians are a little different in Harris County as
supposed to outside of Harris County, and.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
That does a factory in right. It's not that the
cops are different.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Cops are generally most of them are good people depending
on wherever you live, even though that's been our experience.
But the management of law enforcement isn't always the same,
and the resources certainly aren't the same. If you had
a choice between living on one side of that invisible
line or the other side, pick the reds. Definitely you
won't believe, you know, Thank God for tough on crime Republicans.
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I mean, my god, imagine if the whole country was
ran the way big blue counties are in.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Mm hm oh. I don't want to think about it.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
And you wouldn't want to live in America. No, you won't,
won't act that wouldn't want to be a country I
would be a part of, all right. Coming up on
the show, critics are mad at John Whitmyer for being
the mayor of a city where there's a lot of
illegal immigration. Weirdly, they're not mad at him that the
illegal immigrants are there. They're mad at him that he
let the federal government do something about it, not only
(08:33):
allowed them to come in and didn't put up a
big fuss and fall on the ground and start kicking
his legs like a kid in a candy store.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
He actually kind of helped out a little bit.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Meanwhile, another Democrat Party leader, Governor Tim Wallas of Minnesota,
is defending the Samali fraudile allegations. Would you see he
got hot? Yeah, he really because he I think he
figures there's there's probably going to be in a coming soon.
Kive really does not want people to arrest those Somalis
for some reason.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Mind your own business. If you and you get dementia,
then do you just like go back to default settings?
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Speaker 3 (09:13):
Trump signed an executive order downgrading marijuana from a Schedule
one drugs same as heroin and LSD, to Schedule three,
same as a testosterone and ketemine.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Now he skipped right over schedule two. That's right. Well,
who's got Schedule two?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I don't know, but I do know the testosterone and
ketemine also happened to be the Secret Service code names
for Pete Hagsath and Don Junior.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Isn't that cool? I love that? Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Just on a headline here.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
And this doesn't surprise me, but it did make me chuckle.
A new study indicates that AI thinks humans are smarter
than we actually are.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Oh that's great, isn't that great? Let's adore.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Let's just published in the Journal of Economic Behavior and Organization,
and the research indicates the artificial intelligence by what they
call LM's, you know, the large language models. They overestimate
a lot of times how smart humans are when it
comes to a specific measure typically applied to like stock
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market picks.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
For example.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
AI is wrong so often when it really matters too,
if you really need something important in little things too,
stupid things too. I'll give you an example, Billy ed
if you have a flat if you I didn't do nothing,
what are you all talking about?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I'm about to ask you?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Oh, okay, question something AI told me that I think
was wrong over the weekend. Oh what you If you
have a flat tire on your carrure true or false,
and you don't have a spare, you can travel the
car at a very slow speed to get it somewhere
and it won't damage the rim. Wrong.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
First of all, the rim will cut through the tire
and the rubber will all come off. I've done it,
you know, because you know emergency situation. You get as
far as you can, and then you just have to
you crap out. But yeah, I've written on a flat before,
and the rim rips the tire to shreds.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Even if you goes slow like it's still cuts five
miles an hour. Yeah, still gonna cut into it. It's
just a.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Metal on the underneath. A heavy car is going to
tear the rubber of the tire apart and then it,
you know, flops out and starts whacking you on the
side of the fender or something. Sooner or later you're
down to the rim and that rim don't roll so
much as it just kind of grates along the pavement.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
All right, we're gonna get emails about this now. I
had a flat tire over the weekend and my car.
I discover my car does not have a spare. It's
got one of those patch kits. The problem is the
tire was like cut on the side. It was torn
on this so you can't pack that. I don't know,
city like an intentional It looked like it was on purpose.
That's what I wondered too. You could have just missed
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a curb. But this happened in a No, I didn't,
but this happened in a parking garage and we had
to get the car out of the parking garage so
the tow truck driver could take to I've got one
of those twenty four hour vehicle assistant.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
It's a newer car, so yeah, it was free.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
I was like, all right, I take the car, and
the tow truck drivers like, just drive it out of
the garage real slow. And the valet and in the
valley and the parking garage is like, just drive it
out real slow.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Everybody thought that's that's how you ought to do it.
So I called my friend. You can give it a shot.
I don't know how far you get.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
I call my friend who's a mechanic, and he says,
just drive it out real slow. And then I asked AI,
and AI tells me the same thing. No, AI tells
me what Billy.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Ed just said. Well, he said, I told you you
should drive it out. AI told me not to do it.
Everyone else told me to do it until Billy Ed
came along.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
But couldn't you just take the tire off the car
and have it fixed and not take the whole car.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
We didn't have a tire, remember, I just explained this, No,
take the tire that is that is a flat, off
the car and take it out of the garage. You
don't have to remove the entire car from the garage, right.
We didn't have any of the stuff to do that.
We didn't have a jack, we don't have a lug
ranch or nothing.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
No.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
All we had was, oh man, that's that's just not
a good good you're not prepped.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
All I had was an electric tire pump and then
and then like the goo bottle that patches the tire
from the inside.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, I just a flat. You have to fix a flat.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I was prepared to just change the tire. I was
prepared to do it. I was like, all right, I
guess I'm changing a tire today. And I walked to
the back of the car, the car I've owned now
for three months or so, open up the trunk. I'm like,
there's no tire here.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
So they got these little sports cars and they don't
have a lot of room, right, you know, So they
didn't waste a lot of room putting a weight and
all that kind of stuff in there.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
So they just tell you best the luck, buddy.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Here's the problem with that. There was more than enough
room for a tire. They put a note in there
that says best of luck. There was there was so
much room in my trunk. There was and but and
then there's just a little box that you plug into
the cigarette lighter, which isn't a cigarette lighter. Yeah, it's
like Humes and it right, and you'd be there for
forty five minute and it's trying to blow it thing up.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Plus you got a hole inside of it.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
You're supposed to put some duct tape over that so
you don't have to go to put inside and it's
gonna come out.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
So you don't think I should have rolled the car
out of the garage? Now I am very concerned. I
just wasted two thousand dollars on a rim or something.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Does anybody else think that it would have been better
to just take the tire off?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
You just suggested that, I know, but you we didn't
have a jack, We didn't have any of the stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
We didn't have. It is the one you can find
a lug wrench.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I mean, yeah, you got friends there in the in
the apartment to where you live in the parking garage.
They might have a lug wrench. You could have, you know,
checked with that Somali guy down the into the hall
that cooks that stinky food.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
I didn't say this was in my apartment BUILDINGI he's Iranian.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I thought it was Iranian. There's a guy that lives
in my building. Iranian.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Could we're at war with them? You have to run
down there with a butcher knife and get after him.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
There's a guy that lives in my building and he's Pakistani,
and he ah okay, and he's not always home.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
He's only home once in a while.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
But we can always tell when he's there because it
makes the whole hallways smell like someone's cooking feces. It
smells really bad, to the point where there's been meetings
about it with other people in the building and like
it's kind of exhausting now at this point, like, dude,
can you just cook normal food. Here's what's so crazy
about that He replaced some other tenants who previously lived
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in that apartment who were also Pakistani.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Huh, And we could never smell their food. We never
noticed it was. They were the politest, nicest people.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Maybe he's doing it all on purpose, Maybe he'd like
to move some of his Pakistani frensy in on the
same floor. But you people won't leave. You know, if
you was the cell your place, he could probably fill
it up with some of his relatives.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
One of my neighbors is on the board. He's a
really nice guy. He's an older I shouldn't say he's older.
He's a little older than me. He's it happens to
be a gay guy from Venezuela, a really nice guy.
And I call him up on the phone. I was like, hey,
it smells again. He's like, no, kind of you have
to file at a report.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Oh boy. He was very He's like, you have to
tell them at the front desk. Like, I don't want
to go talk to.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
The lady at the front ask about the stinky food.
He's like, if you don't go tell him, well, he's
gonna keep doing it exactly. I was like, now I've
become the guy that's complaining about the smell of food.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
But if you don't, you're gonna have to keep smelling it.
I know. Anyway, that's the thing. Or I just learned
to like the taste of feces. I don't know. It doesn't.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
When you get off the elevator, it's like it smells
like urine. It's really bad. I don't know, and you
know it's weird about that. I've been to Indian restaurants,
I've had Pakistani food. There's nothing on the menu that
says feces flavored curry or whatever.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah, and you've never smelled that coming out to somebody
else's table. No, it's like, Oh, that looks good. What
dish is it?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Ooh that's stink Houston, we have a problem.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
What's the problem. Nothing, Seriously, what's the problem.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Nothing. It's whatever.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
You don't care anyway.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
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