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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Put a cut you a little tune there, kiddy, one
of your own. Did you make that with one of
your mini synthesizers? I did buys a new synthesizer in
this past week. You did, no?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
But I like, uh, I like put a kick drop
behind anything. I think it makes it better.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Sure, only we all think that, don't we. Let me
ask you a question.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Is Israel like the nickelback of geopolitical warfare?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Is it well, the nickelback of whatever? Uh? Yes, yeah,
let's go ahead and tell you that it is. Sure.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Let me explain to you what I mean by that.
I back in the day, I used to be very skeptical.
I still kind of am about funding every single war
on Earth.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Used to be a little fatter than you are now too,
That's true. Yeahs that did that hurt your feelings?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Man, not even a little bit. I feel good about
the fact that I lost to it. Did it calls
anybody else?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Again? We just remarking on things that we notice. Kin's
slimmer than it used to be. Some people you go
just the opposite. Lisa wrote us an email about April's complaint.
She said, I can't believe it has only got one complaint.
It must be slacking off right, working hard. I think
(01:06):
those Heiffers and Congress get to get the booze delivery system, right,
it's probably the alcohol, got it. It will it will
beef you up a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
But anyway, they get invited to a lot of cocktail parties. Sure,
and they're always going to the Bacon Wrap shrimp cafe obviously,
and there's a gym, but I'm told nobody uses it.
And then and then they have a private train system
just for the lawmakers, so they don't even walk around.
Oh no, they don't walk. Yeah, they get a lift everywhere.
But no, it's Rashashana. And so I was playing that
(01:39):
music a minute ago. Yeah, my dog will not go
to work today.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
It's a very important holiday, right, true, Milton is Jewish
and must I guess since the sundown last night, it's
been so this is we're in the middle of day
one if you go from sundown to sundown, and it's
a two day event, so party on.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, I'm not wish, but my dog is. So today
he's gonna wear the little hat and everything like that.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
It's sweet.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
But I've noticed, you know Israel, he used to be
very popular with the Republicans, and lately they seem to
not like it as much, and I go the other
way on this anytimes. Like Nickelback, I used to not
like Nickelback, and then it became cool to hate Nickelback,
and then all of a sudden, Phono.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
A little bit, little giraffe. I felt like I was
a joining Nickelback all of a sudden. I'm kind of
the same way. Plus, I did meet and spend some
time hanging out with their lead singer, Chad Krueger years ago.
He's a cool guy, very nice, a lovely man. He
was just very as opposed to many of the other
celebrities that we were with, who were very stuck up
(02:42):
and upty, he was just very down to earth and
we all got along greatly.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I don't know if I'm allowed to tell this story
on the air, which is why I absolutely will.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I used to date a TV news reporter, as some
of our listeners might know, and she was friends with
a sports reporter. They went to a nickel Back concert
one time and Chad picked them out of the audience
brought them backstage.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
He wanted to have sex with.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
The sports reporter and I'll spoiler alert he did, but
that's he's gay.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
No, the sports reporter is a girl billy yet woll whoa,
whoa who stop? Stop?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Wait what Yeah, they have a lot of women, haven't
you ever noticed? They'll have a hot chick explained the
sports stats like the easy part of it, you know,
Oh okay that yeah, yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
So anyway, those two women, so they get obviously attractive
and he's like, uh, you two, come on back. So,
according to the way the story was told to me,
the other one that I was dating, this is before
I even met her, and I'm no longer dating her,
so I don't care either way. But she just tagged
along to the next city that they were on. Is
that her explanation for it? Well, that's how she described it.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I think it's very possible that that that's not what happened,
but I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
It doesn't matter. The point of the story is this.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
They he promised them a ride home in his private jet,
and then when they got there, he put him on
commercial and oh oh that hurts.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Didn't they scream?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Right?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I don't think so. Stately, that was rude. I'm told
he put them in first class. I thought that was
a that was a classy thing to do. But you've
been promised PJ and you just you know, you fly?
Yeah what delta? Oh? I'm sorry, when you're promised? What
does anyone know what he just said?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, what does that mean? I think it's dirty? Yeah?
What are you talking about? Private jet? Oh? You don't
hang out with enough private jet owners? You know, they'll
just say, uh, I gotta get into PJ in a
little while, I gotta hit out. I'm sorry, you're too
lazy to say private jet? What's that? Not me? It's
just the rich people that I hang out with, they
(04:45):
have a PJ.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Why don't we abbreviate these That's not a word that
needs an abbreviation.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I don't understand that. Actually, abbreviate is a very long
word too. Is there a way to shorten that?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
No, we just go breathe, you know, because that's all
the kids are doing, nottch, you know, unless you're sauce.
I feel like we're abbreviating things that don't need to
be abbreviated.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
D I D, which I had to show to you.
There's a strange abbreviation when you think about it. I
is short for I, okay, and then D is short
for identification.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Norm was right? Why did we abbreviate that? Anyway, that's
our long winding way of saying Happy New Year to
our Jewish listeners. Oh yeah, the Jews. Happy New Year, Jews,
it's great. Lot does it take them? Two days? Is
like New Year's Eve? New Year's Day? For us?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It's like Russia Shana Eve. Here's what I don't get.
Are they even listening today? I mean they're Jewish, right,
why would they?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
They're Amish. They have to fear electronics on New Year's
Have you ever heard this?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
They've got on the Sabbath? They're not supposed to use
an elevator. So they have this trick in New York City,
the Jews do or I don't know if it's a trick.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I don't know, Maybe that's not the right word.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
It's like their strategy so they can get in and
out of their building.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
They have a what is it a not get a firepole?
What's the word for? When you can eat kosher? It's
like a kosher elevator.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I had to be blessed.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
And what it is is, it's just an elevator that
goes to every floor. You don't have to push any buttons.
Oh nice, Now, doesn't that feel a little bit like
they're tricking God?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
If that's the rules, they found a loophole, it's like
you with your taxes. You Oh, well, normally I would
do that. But you know I did hear from a
buddy of mine just now. He said, I don't know
what all traditions they do, but if you really want
to celebrate Rashashana when you come back, you should blow
a rams horn. I don't know if that's dirty or
(06:48):
if it's you know, a traditional celebration, blowing the Ram's horn.
It sounds like it might be something we ought not
to say on the radio.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Is it a euphemism or is it literally a rams horn?
And then and then my next question, literally.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
A rams horn? How does Peter feel about this? Tell
you that he's the he's.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Got a video. We're watching a video. Look at he's
got the tiny hat and everything. It's definitely a ram horn.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Look at it. There's got a nice curl to it.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Is he doing the Superman theme? I think he is?
Is that where they got that? Did Superman steal that
from the Jews.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Oh I hope not. Oh no.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
The fish and McDonald's is the Jewish Muslim handshake. The
Muslims don't eat pork, the Jews don't eat their burgers,
but they both eat the fish. Here is what I see,
your Muslim friend of mine, a fish bump.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Stay tuned for more, Waltman Johnson. So what's guinea blowing
over there? And that's a chaffar? Yeah, that's a schaffar.
Guiney's blowing a chauffeur. Far not a chauffeur. Totally different
story then, God, no, well I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
A chauffeur could be a never mind y wait, knock
it off. We got the stuff to take care of here.
And isn't this one Superman appears to save the planet.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah, but this is a remix I did at my house.
Do you like it? Well? Who wouldn't like that? This
is better than the original, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Billy?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Don't you think this is better? Much better?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Don't you think I made it better for Jewish New
Year's so so much better?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
This is the Jewish New Year's edition of the Superman theme.
How many the synthesizers would you say? You have? Now?
And I know, it's just a guess because there's more
than you can count, close to thirty. I guess.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well, some of them have like four synths in one,
like I have this fmcynth and it's four synthesizers.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
So at some point I'm assuming you're gonna be kind
of like that lady with fifteen cats that are house
poor Kenny lives alone.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Just human is synthesizers. Bro, have you ever seen my studio?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
It's sick. Yeah, I've seen I've seen it on Facebook
and videos. It's slaps so hard it's fire. A lot
of slapping happening in your house, dude, night earlier of
the morning. Yeah, slap. Your neighbors complained about the noise. Yeah,
slap slap. Flop flap, flap, flap flap. That's true. How
did you know that? Yeah? I know, people talk. Why
is everybody smiling? I don't get it. No, I can't
(09:20):
even imagine.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Look, you' all ready for some sports because I got
a shocking sports story to share with you.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Matter of fact, let's just call this a sports extra. Okay, okay,
Well for all to you, which one of our sponsors
is fighting Man made Kligmate change the best would you say?
Is there? They all are? It's not the comedy show,
is it? It's the comedy show?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Kay?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah? When is that?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
It's Sunday, October fifth. Go to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot
org right now. Tickets are still available. They are selling.
I looked at the numbers yesterday. We've sold quite a
few tickets. I'll put it that way. But if you
don't hurry, you might get left out. Yeah, it does
sell out every year. We have the it's called Operation
Comedy Therapy. Where would where would a fellow go to
get a ticket?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Or two?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Let's get okay, So it's called Wheelchairs for Warriors. The
word wheelchairs is the first word.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
For four and then warriors with no spaces, and then
a dot and then an org.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I know there's another veterans rights charity that also uses
the word warriors in it.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Sure, and this isn't that. This is their fine people,
nothing against them. It's just they at putting on a
show Sunday, October fifth. It's five thirty show or five
or it starts. It's like, you know, because it's Sunday,
So that's kind of loosey goosey. Well, you won't be up.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Late is the point get tickets available, A wheelchairs for
Warriors dot or Chad Prayther, Jesse Payton, Billy at Hatfield,
Steve Johnson, maybe me if I'm not.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
A little two hungover, that's true. Yeah, we never know
for sure. Yeah, it'll be a lot of fun. I
finally let's get to the sports. Though the man made
climate change. People never take a day off. They never
take a break. I don't think they sleep. They must
work in shifts because they always coming up with some
other new way to scare you about the climate change. Now,
they said climate is already impacted many parts of sports.
(11:09):
Climate ch have to do with sports is potentially on
the cusp of altering the Olympic Games schedule. I thought
you said this was about sports. You ever heard of
the Olympics? Yeah, it's not really sports.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
All right, Did you take a little break, You go
get yourself some coffee or something, and the rest of
us will just finish this real quick.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
All right? What is? They said? The World Athletics Championship
was concluded last weekend in Tokyo, and it was.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
It was almost ninety degrees over there and it was humid,
And they said, we can't be having that. See even
if America didn't, you know, being in need of all
that climate change nonsense, well half.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Of it, don't.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
The world wide governments are really stepping up to the
plate and they said, we can see one day the
inevitability of well having to change schedules for things like
the Olympics, international calendars, things like that. They did a
lot of research and they said the athletes already reporting
(12:09):
climate change is disrupting their training, but it's not when
they train and the competition in endurance events, especially west
hot and humid, isn't it the same heat and.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Humidity for all of the runners or whatever it is
they're doing. Yeah, this is just a weather report. What
does this have to do with sports? Guys? They want
you to live in fear. Maybe they should have the
track and field in the domed stadium with air conditioning.
What about that?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Or how about this in the summer months, Maybe you
don't have the Olympics in a tropical environment.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You know they are going to be in Los Angeles
twenty twenty eight in mid July. That's when the Olympics
is said for now.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Fortunately, Los Angeles is known for its cool, crispy weather,
That's why so many people go there to ski, right. Obviously,
it's always snowing in Hollywood. When you think of Hollywood,
you always think a cool weather.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Obviously. So even if we don't want to participate in
this whole climate change con game thing that they're running
on us, the rest of the world is, and the
world is coming here for the Olympics, and so now
we have to make them feel welcome by admitting that
climate change is like the scariest thing ever.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I know what I'm about to say is gonna sound crazy,
but considering what you just told us about the weather
and the fact that they're doing it in la in midsummer,
didn't this seem like the kind of thing If California
had to get it, they should have done it in
San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I mean, that would have been nice. But then then
after worry about all the rain and earthquakes, you know,
whatever other thing you can think of to scare people,
because we need to live and fear it. That's how
they control us. That's how they keep us, you know,
on the edge of our seat. What are we gonna do?
Government help us.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Mister Kennethiorimo, have you ever been to San Francisco. You
know you're gay.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Have you ever been there in the summer. I actually
have made a rare trip out the San Francisco. It's
been years.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
It's the straight I've only been there one time in
the summer, and it was the weirdest thing.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
It was fifty five degrees every day. You have heard
of the Old State, but the phrase coldest winter I
ever spit was that summer in California. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah, I don't know how many people know that, because
I was surprised when I got there. It's like it's
the middle of August. I need to get a hoodie
or something. And I guess they like that about it.
They think that's fun. When you're watching Full House, you
don't get the impression that they're all cold, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
So true that now I'm wondering about the authenticity of
that entire show. Huh. You don't think those three guys
all lived together and raised that happy family. I don't
know the way they showed us. I don't even think
Joey was really a stand up comedian. Cut it out,
that's your bed. You just do hand signs like yeah,
scissor me, scissor me, not I mean, like, you know, no,
(14:51):
like that. I thought you were not into that.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
That seems like no, it was like the opposite of
what you Anyway, weren't we doing sports news or what happened?
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Yeah, well as the Olympic world right there in other news.
That was a little football game on last night. Now
I did not stay up and watch the whole thing.
It was tied fourteen apiece at the half.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
This is, you know, Baltimore against Detroit, two top quality teams.
You know, looks like showdown in the playoffs, all that
kind of stuff. Derrick Henry.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Before the game, they announced Derrick Henry, who was this
a steamroller of a running back, have apologized to the
team and the fans because he had fumbled in the
first two games that they played. This was game three
last night, and he said, like, ah, man, I tell
you what. He didn't fumble at all the entire season
(15:40):
of twenty twenty three, the entire season, fumbled only three
times last season, and last night he fumbled again. After
the apology before the game, he went out there and
I mean he ran hard, he made some you know,
some big plays. But late in the fourth quarter, wasn't
they were losing he turned the ball over. Now that's
(16:02):
three for three in his new season. And then the
Lions went ahead and beat him thirty eight to thirty.
Thanks Derek Henry.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah, thanks a lot, Derek Henry, you ruined our Monday night?
Are you cursing at me? In Jewish? Walton and Johnson
Radio Network
Put a cut you a little tune there, kiddy, one
of your own. Did you make that with one of
your mini synthesizers? I did buys a new synthesizer in
this past week. You did, no?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
But I like, uh, I like put a kick drop
behind anything. I think it makes it better.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Sure, only we all think that, don't we. Let me
ask you a question.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Is Israel like the nickelback of geopolitical warfare?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Is it well, the nickelback of whatever? Uh? Yes, yeah,
let's go ahead and tell you that it is. Sure.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Let me explain to you what I mean by that.
I back in the day, I used to be very skeptical.
I still kind of am about funding every single war
on Earth.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Used to be a little fatter than you are now too,
That's true. Yeahs that did that hurt your feelings?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Man, not even a little bit. I feel good about
the fact that I lost to it. Did it calls
anybody else?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Again? We just remarking on things that we notice. Kin's
slimmer than it used to be. Some people you go
just the opposite. Lisa wrote us an email about April's complaint.
She said, I can't believe it has only got one complaint.
It must be slacking off right, working hard. I think
(01:06):
those Heiffers and Congress get to get the booze delivery system, right,
it's probably the alcohol, got it. It will it will
beef you up a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
But anyway, they get invited to a lot of cocktail parties. Sure,
and they're always going to the Bacon Wrap shrimp cafe obviously,
and there's a gym, but I'm told nobody uses it.
And then and then they have a private train system
just for the lawmakers, so they don't even walk around.
Oh no, they don't walk. Yeah, they get a lift everywhere.
But no, it's Rashashana. And so I was playing that
(01:39):
music a minute ago. Yeah, my dog will not go
to work today.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
It's a very important holiday, right, true, Milton is Jewish
and must I guess since the sundown last night, it's
been so this is we're in the middle of day
one if you go from sundown to sundown, and it's
a two day event, so party on.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, I'm not wish, but my dog is. So today
he's gonna wear the little hat and everything like that.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
It's sweet.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
But I've noticed, you know Israel, he used to be
very popular with the Republicans, and lately they seem to
not like it as much, and I go the other
way on this anytimes. Like Nickelback, I used to not
like Nickelback, and then it became cool to hate Nickelback,
and then all of a sudden, Phono.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
A little bit, little giraffe. I felt like I was
a joining Nickelback all of a sudden. I'm kind of
the same way. Plus, I did meet and spend some
time hanging out with their lead singer, Chad Krueger years ago.
He's a cool guy, very nice, a lovely man. He
was just very as opposed to many of the other
celebrities that we were with, who were very stuck up
(02:42):
and upty, he was just very down to earth and
we all got along greatly.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I don't know if I'm allowed to tell this story
on the air, which is why I absolutely will.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I used to date a TV news reporter, as some
of our listeners might know, and she was friends with
a sports reporter. They went to a nickel Back concert
one time and Chad picked them out of the audience
brought them backstage.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
He wanted to have sex with.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
The sports reporter and I'll spoiler alert he did, but
that's he's gay.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
No, the sports reporter is a girl billy yet woll whoa,
whoa who stop? Stop?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Wait what Yeah, they have a lot of women, haven't
you ever noticed? They'll have a hot chick explained the
sports stats like the easy part of it, you know,
Oh okay that yeah, yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
So anyway, those two women, so they get obviously attractive
and he's like, uh, you two, come on back. So,
according to the way the story was told to me,
the other one that I was dating, this is before
I even met her, and I'm no longer dating her,
so I don't care either way. But she just tagged
along to the next city that they were on. Is
that her explanation for it? Well, that's how she described it.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I think it's very possible that that that's not what happened,
but I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
It doesn't matter. The point of the story is this.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
They he promised them a ride home in his private jet,
and then when they got there, he put him on
commercial and oh oh that hurts.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Didn't they scream?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Right?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I don't think so. Stately, that was rude. I'm told
he put them in first class. I thought that was
a that was a classy thing to do. But you've
been promised PJ and you just you know, you fly?
Yeah what delta? Oh? I'm sorry, when you're promised? What
does anyone know what he just said?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, what does that mean? I think it's dirty? Yeah?
What are you talking about? Private jet? Oh? You don't
hang out with enough private jet owners? You know, they'll
just say, uh, I gotta get into PJ in a
little while, I gotta hit out. I'm sorry, you're too
lazy to say private jet? What's that? Not me? It's
just the rich people that I hang out with, they
(04:45):
have a PJ.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Why don't we abbreviate these That's not a word that
needs an abbreviation.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I don't understand that. Actually, abbreviate is a very long
word too. Is there a way to shorten that?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
No, we just go breathe, you know, because that's all
the kids are doing, nottch, you know, unless you're sauce.
I feel like we're abbreviating things that don't need to
be abbreviated.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
D I D, which I had to show to you.
There's a strange abbreviation when you think about it. I
is short for I, okay, and then D is short
for identification.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Norm was right? Why did we abbreviate that? Anyway, that's
our long winding way of saying Happy New Year to
our Jewish listeners. Oh yeah, the Jews. Happy New Year, Jews,
it's great. Lot does it take them? Two days? Is
like New Year's Eve? New Year's Day? For us?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It's like Russia Shana Eve. Here's what I don't get.
Are they even listening today? I mean they're Jewish, right,
why would they?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
They're Amish. They have to fear electronics on New Year's
Have you ever heard this?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
They've got on the Sabbath? They're not supposed to use
an elevator. So they have this trick in New York City,
the Jews do or I don't know if it's a trick.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I don't know, Maybe that's not the right word.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
It's like their strategy so they can get in and
out of their building.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
They have a what is it a not get a firepole?
What's the word for? When you can eat kosher? It's
like a kosher elevator.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I had to be blessed.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
And what it is is, it's just an elevator that
goes to every floor. You don't have to push any buttons.
Oh nice, Now, doesn't that feel a little bit like
they're tricking God?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
If that's the rules, they found a loophole, it's like
you with your taxes. You Oh, well, normally I would
do that. But you know I did hear from a
buddy of mine just now. He said, I don't know
what all traditions they do, but if you really want
to celebrate Rashashana when you come back, you should blow
a rams horn. I don't know if that's dirty or
(06:48):
if it's you know, a traditional celebration, blowing the Ram's horn.
It sounds like it might be something we ought not
to say on the radio.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Is it a euphemism or is it literally a rams horn?
And then and then my next question, literally.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
A rams horn? How does Peter feel about this? Tell
you that he's the he's.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Got a video. We're watching a video. Look at he's
got the tiny hat and everything. It's definitely a ram horn.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Look at it. There's got a nice curl to it.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Is he doing the Superman theme? I think he is?
Is that where they got that? Did Superman steal that
from the Jews.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Oh I hope not. Oh no.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
The fish and McDonald's is the Jewish Muslim handshake. The
Muslims don't eat pork, the Jews don't eat their burgers,
but they both eat the fish. Here is what I see,
your Muslim friend of mine, a fish bump.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Stay tuned for more, Waltman Johnson. So what's guinea blowing
over there? And that's a chaffar? Yeah, that's a schaffar.
Guiney's blowing a chauffeur. Far not a chauffeur. Totally different
story then, God, no, well I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
A chauffeur could be a never mind y wait, knock
it off. We got the stuff to take care of here.
And isn't this one Superman appears to save the planet.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah, but this is a remix I did at my house.
Do you like it? Well? Who wouldn't like that? This
is better than the original, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Billy?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Don't you think this is better? Much better?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Don't you think I made it better for Jewish New
Year's so so much better?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
This is the Jewish New Year's edition of the Superman theme.
How many the synthesizers would you say? You have? Now?
And I know, it's just a guess because there's more
than you can count, close to thirty. I guess.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well, some of them have like four synths in one,
like I have this fmcynth and it's four synthesizers.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
So at some point I'm assuming you're gonna be kind
of like that lady with fifteen cats that are house
poor Kenny lives alone.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Just human is synthesizers. Bro, have you ever seen my studio?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
It's sick. Yeah, I've seen I've seen it on Facebook
and videos. It's slaps so hard it's fire. A lot
of slapping happening in your house, dude, night earlier of
the morning. Yeah, slap. Your neighbors complained about the noise. Yeah,
slap slap. Flop flap, flap, flap flap. That's true. How
did you know that? Yeah? I know, people talk. Why
is everybody smiling? I don't get it. No, I can't
(09:20):
even imagine.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Look, you' all ready for some sports because I got
a shocking sports story to share with you.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Matter of fact, let's just call this a sports extra. Okay, okay,
Well for all to you, which one of our sponsors
is fighting Man made Kligmate change the best would you say?
Is there? They all are? It's not the comedy show,
is it? It's the comedy show?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Kay?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah? When is that?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
It's Sunday, October fifth. Go to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot
org right now. Tickets are still available. They are selling.
I looked at the numbers yesterday. We've sold quite a
few tickets. I'll put it that way. But if you
don't hurry, you might get left out. Yeah, it does
sell out every year. We have the it's called Operation
Comedy Therapy. Where would where would a fellow go to
get a ticket?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Or two?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Let's get okay, So it's called Wheelchairs for Warriors. The
word wheelchairs is the first word.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
For four and then warriors with no spaces, and then
a dot and then an org.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I know there's another veterans rights charity that also uses
the word warriors in it.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Sure, and this isn't that. This is their fine people,
nothing against them. It's just they at putting on a
show Sunday, October fifth. It's five thirty show or five
or it starts. It's like, you know, because it's Sunday,
So that's kind of loosey goosey. Well, you won't be up.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Late is the point get tickets available, A wheelchairs for
Warriors dot or Chad Prayther, Jesse Payton, Billy at Hatfield,
Steve Johnson, maybe me if I'm not.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
A little two hungover, that's true. Yeah, we never know
for sure. Yeah, it'll be a lot of fun. I
finally let's get to the sports. Though the man made
climate change. People never take a day off. They never
take a break. I don't think they sleep. They must
work in shifts because they always coming up with some
other new way to scare you about the climate change. Now,
they said climate is already impacted many parts of sports.
(11:09):
Climate ch have to do with sports is potentially on
the cusp of altering the Olympic Games schedule. I thought
you said this was about sports. You ever heard of
the Olympics? Yeah, it's not really sports.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
All right, Did you take a little break, You go
get yourself some coffee or something, and the rest of
us will just finish this real quick.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
All right? What is? They said? The World Athletics Championship
was concluded last weekend in Tokyo, and it was.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
It was almost ninety degrees over there and it was humid,
And they said, we can't be having that. See even
if America didn't, you know, being in need of all
that climate change nonsense, well half.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Of it, don't.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
The world wide governments are really stepping up to the
plate and they said, we can see one day the
inevitability of well having to change schedules for things like
the Olympics, international calendars, things like that. They did a
lot of research and they said the athletes already reporting
(12:09):
climate change is disrupting their training, but it's not when
they train and the competition in endurance events, especially west
hot and humid, isn't it the same heat and.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Humidity for all of the runners or whatever it is
they're doing. Yeah, this is just a weather report. What
does this have to do with sports? Guys? They want
you to live in fear. Maybe they should have the
track and field in the domed stadium with air conditioning.
What about that?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Or how about this in the summer months, Maybe you
don't have the Olympics in a tropical environment.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You know they are going to be in Los Angeles
twenty twenty eight in mid July. That's when the Olympics
is said for now.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Fortunately, Los Angeles is known for its cool, crispy weather,
That's why so many people go there to ski, right. Obviously,
it's always snowing in Hollywood. When you think of Hollywood,
you always think a cool weather.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Obviously. So even if we don't want to participate in
this whole climate change con game thing that they're running
on us, the rest of the world is, and the
world is coming here for the Olympics, and so now
we have to make them feel welcome by admitting that
climate change is like the scariest thing ever.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I know what I'm about to say is gonna sound crazy,
but considering what you just told us about the weather
and the fact that they're doing it in la in midsummer,
didn't this seem like the kind of thing If California
had to get it, they should have done it in
San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I mean, that would have been nice. But then then
after worry about all the rain and earthquakes, you know,
whatever other thing you can think of to scare people,
because we need to live and fear it. That's how
they control us. That's how they keep us, you know,
on the edge of our seat. What are we gonna do?
Government help us.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Mister Kennethiorimo, have you ever been to San Francisco. You
know you're gay.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Have you ever been there in the summer. I actually
have made a rare trip out the San Francisco. It's
been years.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
It's the straight I've only been there one time in
the summer, and it was the weirdest thing.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
It was fifty five degrees every day. You have heard
of the Old State, but the phrase coldest winter I
ever spit was that summer in California. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah, I don't know how many people know that, because
I was surprised when I got there. It's like it's
the middle of August. I need to get a hoodie
or something. And I guess they like that about it.
They think that's fun. When you're watching Full House, you
don't get the impression that they're all cold, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
So true that now I'm wondering about the authenticity of
that entire show. Huh. You don't think those three guys
all lived together and raised that happy family. I don't
know the way they showed us. I don't even think
Joey was really a stand up comedian. Cut it out,
that's your bed. You just do hand signs like yeah,
scissor me, scissor me, not I mean, like, you know, no,
(14:51):
like that. I thought you were not into that.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
That seems like no, it was like the opposite of
what you Anyway, weren't we doing sports news or what happened?
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Yeah, well as the Olympic world right there in other news.
That was a little football game on last night. Now
I did not stay up and watch the whole thing.
It was tied fourteen apiece at the half.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
This is, you know, Baltimore against Detroit, two top quality teams.
You know, looks like showdown in the playoffs, all that
kind of stuff. Derrick Henry.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Before the game, they announced Derrick Henry, who was this
a steamroller of a running back, have apologized to the
team and the fans because he had fumbled in the
first two games that they played. This was game three
last night, and he said, like, ah, man, I tell
you what. He didn't fumble at all the entire season
(15:40):
of twenty twenty three, the entire season, fumbled only three
times last season, and last night he fumbled again. After
the apology before the game, he went out there and
I mean he ran hard, he made some you know,
some big plays. But late in the fourth quarter, wasn't
they were losing he turned the ball over. Now that's
(16:02):
three for three in his new season. And then the
Lions went ahead and beat him thirty eight to thirty.
Thanks Derek Henry.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah, thanks a lot, Derek Henry, you ruined our Monday night?
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