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Speaker 1 (00:00):
These high winds of the calls some power outages in
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the area. Kevin says, welcome back. I'm glad you guys
are all live this morning power outage with the strong
winds in Cyprus, but y'all are coming through loud and
clear anyway over the airwaves. We dogies, he writes, signed
mister Kevin and Sherry and Gender. The Wonder Pump Gingers
(00:24):
the dog right said, Gingers Wonder Pup right there.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's the first ever trans dog.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I love pictures that people send us of them in
their home. It's kind of like when girls take selfies
in the bathroom and then you see unusual things like
on the shelf or in the toilet occasion, like a
turd or a tilde. Sometimes. I just looking through mister
Kevin's photo of the Wonder Pup here, and I see
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that they've got a nice kennel for the Wonder Pup.
That's good.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Dogs like that.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Everybody thinks, oh, you locked your dog up in yels,
like dogs actually prefer the safety and the comfort of
a small enclosed area for them to sleep in.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, and if you love something, lock it in a cage.
I'm just kidding. Milton's in a kettle right now.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
He should be.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
He even has a little smaller kennel in case like
another dog comes over to visit, so we have somewhere
to put him when we go out and eat.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
You don't want to lock him in the same one. Huh.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Well, I don't know, it would get.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Get a little ferocious in there. You never know what's
going to happen in there. If they got into a fight,
then they're just having a cage fight. It's like the
UFC nice staying a white of canines kind of a thing.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
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It just started the new deals and sales comebye.
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Thank you for helping me, mister Trenn if that's good
money back guarantee extended through March first, twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
It is the new year's sale.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
What they got a whole bunch of end of year
sales going on right now. Let's see the six piece
towel set, the keys of dream sheets as low as
twenty nine ninety eight, the My Pillow Premium pillows as
low as twenty four ninety eight.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Go check it out now, promo co WJ.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
That's gonna say, gise us some money. All right.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
So we got the last weekend of NFL regular season
coming up this weekend, and I guess you already heard
the breaking news. Houston Texans made the playoffs playoffs. Yeah,
I knew he was gonna do that. Now they started
oh and three, that's the start for the season. Oh
and three ent up eleven and five. That Texans put
(02:57):
a streak together eight in a row. Rare you start
owing three. The odds are against you making the playoffs,
but they doesne did that. Now, we got some other
playoff situations coming up last week of the regular season
this weekend. We got two winner take all games. You
got Carolina and Tampa Bay to decide who's gonna win
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the NFC South. And then you got Baltimore Pittsburgh, who's
gonna win the AFC North. We're waiting on those two
to get settled before we have the complete playoff picture.
But in c AA your college football playoffs said Miami
against Ohio State.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Now this is a this is a mismatch.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Miamis a lot of people saying they shouldn't even been
in the playoffs.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
But Aggie thinks saying that.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Ohio State favored by nine and a half in the
Cotton Bowl, Oregon favored by just one and a half
over Texas Tech. That's gonna be your game. That's that
Orange Bowl. And then Rose Bowl Bama and Indy Indiana,
you know number one, they favored by seven both Alabama.
And then the Sugar Bowl. That's gonna be a good
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and too, that's gonna tear it up Ole Miss and
Georgia with the dogs favored at six and a half.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
All right, look, before we get done with college football here,
I don't know you guys have heard, but Lane Kiffin
has done not one, but two things to upset LSU fans,
and they are pretty upset about this.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Was it the interview he did during the game this
past weekend, because.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
That was awful. No, but tell me about it.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh, the two goobers that were calling the game. I
was trying to watch LSU and I'm pretty sure the
Texas Bowl they get Lane Kiffing up there in the
middle audist and they start interviewing him while the game
is being played. You know, game's going on back there.
People are running their scoring and they're doing it. They're
asking Lane all these questions about his philosophy of coaching.
(04:54):
Does this change the way you're going to go after
you know, the recruits and blah blah blah. The goobers
were awful, and then Lane Kiffen was worse. He's not
a good I'm sure maybe he's a real rouser in
the locker room when he's getting the boys fired up,
but you know, not a good spokesman for telling everybody
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what he has planned for the future in baton rouge. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I don't understand doing an interview in the middle of
a game, especially if I have friends over and there's
a game on.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
That means we're watching it, we're not listening to it.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, you gonna hit Paul's no, Well, tell me what
you think and then we'll get back to the game.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
All right, So stop me when you've heard this one before.
But Lane Kiffin has once again walked out on his team.
Huh Yeah, the coach who left All Miss for LSU
just when they were on the cusp of the college
football playoffs left LSU after a brief appearance in the
ESPN broadcast booth during LSU's bowl game against the Houston Cougars.
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Remember he walked out at the start of the second quarter.
Kiffin spoke with the broadcast crew, as you just described
as awful. Instead of staying after the interview to watch
his new team and offer some encouragement.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Didn't watch the game.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
He got in his car and he left the stadium.
But that's not the thing people are the most mad about.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Well, I mean, you know, maybe he had really something important.
He's their new coach, but he wasn't coaching during the game.
They had the old coach who was actually going now
that he's done that, the interim coach. I forgot his
name now because he's black, you don't remember, But that
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is not the case. It's just a lot of names
going around, right now in the coaching world. He well,
we happen to know it's Frank Wilson, the third We're
not I thought it was that.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Oh my god, mister Ken, this is a humiliating for the.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
After that soccer ball that Tom Hanks.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Had an affair with or did they name the soccer ball?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Anyway, that guy, that coach is going to go to
old myth now, not like the head coach, I don't think,
but he's gonna go where Lane Kivin came from.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Well, they're doing a lot of swapping. They're not even
gonna make them head coach. That is so racist, man,
that's double rare. Anyway, that's not the most egregious thing.
That egregious thing that Lane Kiffin just did.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
All right, So he left after the interview, He got
his little time on national television, and then off he went.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
As it turns out, the coach of LSU, Lane Kevin,
who recently signed a ninety one million dollar contract, says
he took home a grocery stores basket because he objected
to paying the grocery bag fees. Laye Keiffn, the second
highest paid coach in college football. He's taking heat for
a video of him on social media, posted by his
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daughter to TikTok.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Obviously, I see it's one of those little handheld baskets.
I thought at first she met the the shopping cart.
But it's the handheld basket that if you only plan
on picking up a few things, you walk around with
that in the story and he walked out.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
It sounds like he went to ald because who else
charges for bags I don't know, and he dole a basket.
Send him to the story alone for the first time,
and he brought a basket back.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
That's what the caption reach. You have to pay for bags,
They said, you have to pay for a bag.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Checkhouse.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
He's a dude. This guy stole a grocery and.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
It looks like he picked up some clorox and that
won't fit in the bag or the basket, so he
just carried it by hand. Say mister, oh, that was
a suspicious amount of bleach he was holding there. I'm
wondering now just exactly what it is he having to
clean up with all that bleach.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I'm sure it was nothing suspicious at all, nothing that
would require the destruction of DNA evidence.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Hey, look over there, a football game.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You've got all this like evidence. This is the Walton
and Johnson.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Show, exciting lesbian news, and that's the only reason we
ever played this song. We have exciting lesbian news. Also,
we have a floor man story to get to. Some
of you may have already heard it because it happened
back around right around Christmas, you know, which was several
days ago.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
We are going to go to Florida shortly, but first
we have to go to New York City. Okay, And
as I explained this quite that, as this news to you,
I want to ask you a question, why do we
need the word lesbian?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Don't answer yet.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I have I have pondered that same query a time
or two, if you'll pardon the expression.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
New York City Mayor elect Jorhanmandani has finally tapped a
retired New York City Fire Department veteran to be our
first lesbian New York City Fire Department chief.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Finally, Thank goodness, Thank the maker lesbian lesbians, because nobody
knows of putting fires out better than lesbians.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Well, because I always figured you and your friends, mister Kenneth,
you guys were is this gonna be a hose joke? No,
I was going to make a flamer joke. Oh no, no,
it's too easy. But on that note, you know, it
does bag the question here first of all, that it's
two questions, Why finally.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Do lesbians even want to hold a hose to to
dowse a flame?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Well that's that's three questions. My first question was about
the reporting. But why do they say, finally there's finally
a lesbian that.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Was actually in the headline, that was finally a lesbian
fire chief. I mean, that's all we've ever pretty much
everybody agreed for years. You know, New York is like,
you know, great, but it's not perfect because they didn't
have a lesbian fire chief, and.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Now finally perfect, Finally they.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Have reached the level of perfection that we'd all thought
they should if.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
We finally have a LESSI I don't know why we
finally needed we finally do man. But on that note,
mister Kenneth, why do we need the word lesbian?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
What do we need that? Doesn't that just mean you're
a gay woman? What do you need it actually does?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yes, they want to be separate from the gay men.
They want to be gay women. But they don't like
the term gay because that makes people think of men,
and they don't want you to think of men. They
want you to think of women.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Because remember where this term comes from. It comes from
a movement to people that want to remove the vowels
at the end of Spanish words. Oh that's true, right,
we don't want gendered words. Why do we need gendered
terms for homosexuality?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
You know what I mean. I'm being meticulous, but soay,
But you know it's a good point.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
They want Latin X, right, not Latino and latina.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
You can't say latina. But we need a word for
gay women? Why why just call them gay women? Do
we have a different word for red headed women or
like women who like tennis or something? Now it's just
a female tennis player, it's a red headed woman. It's
a gay woman. Yep, I'll get you all right, I've
solved this problem. The word lesbian doesn't need to exist anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
So this is going to alter the use of the
the acronym. Yeah, you will, the L.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
G B two.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
And they don't literally decided they'd go with a different title,
but they put it in front. I. Uh no, the
L is out, it's just uh GBT, right.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
And then the word the Q I always thought that
would stood for queer.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
But I don't know how many times I have learned
you guys this and you just refuse to it. It's
for questioning. Why is a person who doesn't understand yet
which letter they want to identify with?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
What if they're straight, do they get an S? Why
isn't there an ess?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
They don't know yet, they're just the questioning. So you
have the question mark or the Q.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
It feels like the Q is kind of like a
false start in a race. He's a que What do
you mean? He's a que He doesn't know if he's
gayer straight yet? Well, then he doesn't need a letter.
What how old is he? He's nine?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
He doesn't have a sexuality yet. Why are we so?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Why is it so important to give everyone a letter?
Everyone doesn't need a letter, We just need G. If
we just have G, we don't need the acronyms. We
can just call them all gay? Well, bisexual?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
You like? Both?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Okay? Fine? So then what does non binary fluid means?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
What kind of fluid?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
You know people talk about fluids gender neutral? It is like, well,
what's that? Or polysexual?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
What's polyamorous? Poll Jesse always says, Polly means she probably
got a cheat on you.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Olly yeah, And and chances are if they're by or
whatever all that other nonsense, he is there. At least
some of that activity has to be gay. Sure, So
just go with gay. Just go with gay. So the
l's out, the B is out? What about the tea?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
The ta? Okay, let's face, TA is just imaginary stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
You want to pretend you're not because you could be
a lesbian tranny and that just means you're what What
was the guy's name, William something?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
That guy Bill? What was his name?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
The dude on the swim team. I already forgot. He's
not important anymore.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I don't want to know.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I'm glad I've got his name.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
I only have so many brain cells to waste on
remembering my mother's birthday. I can't remember the names of
famous trainees too. That's a lot to remember.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I'll remind you when her birthday is coming up.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
All right, Well, speaking of lesbians in New York City,
the United Nations is officially calling to isolate the United States,
and I just want to remind everyone the United Nations
is in the United States.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yes they are. They have Manhattan, New York, America with
their lesbian firefighter chief.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
So here is the UN special Rappatoire, whatever that means.
Francesca Albanese Albanizi appointed by Antonio Gutierrez, calling on one
hundred and ninety two members states to isolate America. I'm
not saying she's a lesbian, but she is a straight woman.
She's doing a real good job of convincing that she's not.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Oh boy, yes, stay come with.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Not panic and we'll remember that the international community is
made of one hundred and ninety three states, and this
is the time to give the US so what it
has been looking for, isolation.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Okay, then, and that she acts like that's gonna rude,
that's gonna be your punishment. But and that kind of
what we won't okay.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
So you want to be isolated from the world's biggest economy,
which also just happens to be a country that pays
all the bills at the UN.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Fine, the lights will turn off and we'll.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Lock the doors and you can fly home and stay there.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
And while you're busy isolating US, who recently negotiated the
end of the Israel conflict, the end of the war
between India and Pakistan.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
By the way, no one's even talking about what just happened.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
You know, there was just a little thing with Cambodia
over there, and no one's even talking about that.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Yeah it's Cambodi.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
How did that end? Who took care of that? Guess what?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
It was? Us?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Again?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
It's always America, okay, isolate us, finn just talk about
war and peace and all that kind of stuff going on.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I don't know if you've heard you this morning, but
I just saw one eyed Dan Quenshaw on the TV
and he's a Ryan has declared war on us, the
United States of America. So we in a war we
didn't even know we was in. Yeah they did. They
declare war on us every day, especially on that anniversary
(16:13):
of the you know, Hate America Day.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Yeah, they have a holiday called we Hate America Death
to the JU Day or something like that.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I think they do it like once a month. I mean,
it's not even just an annual thing.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Look, there's nothing more important to us than going to
war with a third world crapple. And but yeah, that's
the Iranian president Masud Pazishiki. And yeah, that guy, Masud
is his name. Says his country is in full scale
war with the US, Israel, and Europe. Oh, this is great.
ABC News misspelled country, they spelled county. They must be
(16:45):
sending their kids to that Leering center in Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, we had a listener earlier right in and I
maybe he's like, Today's a bad listener of the morning
or something. And he said, you guys forgot about the
Leering Center when you talked about the Somali fraud. No,
that was the first thing we brought up.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Look, we can't just talk about the same news stories
all day, sir. If you don't wake up at five
point thirty in the morning to hear every second of
the show, it's really kind of your faulty.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
That's on you, Bud.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
You know, we're creating the greatest radio broadcast in the
history of our industry, and today anyway, you know, at
least today, and it wasn't important enough for you to
wake up a little earlier and check out the show.
I'm you know, I'm beginning to think maybe you just
don't love America very much.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Well, I don't know how you feel about Florida. But
when we get back, I'm afraid we're gonna have to
pay a short visit. We're not staying long, Okay, so
don't panic.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, I don't worry.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
We are going to the hangdown state.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Some people think that state is shaped like a tusk
on an elephant.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Is that what they think of? Yes, we were doing
DEI before it was cool. You're listening to The Walton
and Johnson Show.
These high winds of the calls some power outages in
(00:03):
the area. Kevin says, welcome back. I'm glad you guys
are all live this morning power outage with the strong
winds in Cyprus, but y'all are coming through loud and
clear anyway over the airwaves. We dogies, he writes, signed
mister Kevin and Sherry and Gender. The Wonder Pump Gingers
(00:24):
the dog right said, Gingers Wonder Pup right there.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's the first ever trans dog.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I love pictures that people send us of them in
their home. It's kind of like when girls take selfies
in the bathroom and then you see unusual things like
on the shelf or in the toilet occasion, like a
turd or a tilde. Sometimes. I just looking through mister
Kevin's photo of the Wonder Pup here, and I see
(00:53):
that they've got a nice kennel for the Wonder Pup.
That's good.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Dogs like that.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Everybody thinks, oh, you locked your dog up in yels,
like dogs actually prefer the safety and the comfort of
a small enclosed area for them to sleep in.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, and if you love something, lock it in a cage.
I'm just kidding. Milton's in a kettle right now.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
He should be.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
He even has a little smaller kennel in case like
another dog comes over to visit, so we have somewhere
to put him when we go out and eat.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
You don't want to lock him in the same one. Huh.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Well, I don't know, it would get.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Get a little ferocious in there. You never know what's
going to happen in there. If they got into a fight,
then they're just having a cage fight. It's like the
UFC nice staying a white of canines kind of a thing.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
UFC. That's our life spokes.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You know now that you mention it.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Those forces brought to you by one of our finest
and most long standing sponsors. Uh And in case you
didn't get what you wanted for criminals, then you might
want to check out my pillow dot com and the
website where they got all that cool stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
That is a great idea.
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I don't know if people realize this, but right now
inillow dot com there are tons of amazing seals. Right
right now they have the New Year's sale going on
deals sale.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
It just started the new deals and sales comebye.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Thank you for helping me, mister Trenn if that's good
money back guarantee extended through March first, twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
It is the new year's sale.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
What they got a whole bunch of end of year
sales going on right now. Let's see the six piece
towel set, the keys of dream sheets as low as
twenty nine ninety eight, the My Pillow Premium pillows as
low as twenty four ninety eight.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
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Speaker 4 (02:31):
That's gonna say, gise us some money. All right.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
So we got the last weekend of NFL regular season
coming up this weekend, and I guess you already heard
the breaking news. Houston Texans made the playoffs playoffs. Yeah,
I knew he was gonna do that. Now they started
oh and three, that's the start for the season. Oh
and three ent up eleven and five. That Texans put
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a streak together eight in a row. Rare you start
owing three. The odds are against you making the playoffs,
but they doesne did that. Now, we got some other
playoff situations coming up last week of the regular season
this weekend. We got two winner take all games. You
got Carolina and Tampa Bay to decide who's gonna win
(03:18):
the NFC South. And then you got Baltimore Pittsburgh, who's
gonna win the AFC North. We're waiting on those two
to get settled before we have the complete playoff picture.
But in c AA your college football playoffs said Miami
against Ohio State.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Now this is a this is a mismatch.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Miamis a lot of people saying they shouldn't even been
in the playoffs.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
But Aggie thinks saying that.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Ohio State favored by nine and a half in the
Cotton Bowl, Oregon favored by just one and a half
over Texas Tech. That's gonna be your game. That's that
Orange Bowl. And then Rose Bowl Bama and Indy Indiana,
you know number one, they favored by seven both Alabama.
And then the Sugar Bowl. That's gonna be a good
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and too, that's gonna tear it up Ole Miss and
Georgia with the dogs favored at six and a half.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
All right, look, before we get done with college football here,
I don't know you guys have heard, but Lane Kiffin
has done not one, but two things to upset LSU fans,
and they are pretty upset about this.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Was it the interview he did during the game this
past weekend, because.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
That was awful. No, but tell me about it.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh, the two goobers that were calling the game. I
was trying to watch LSU and I'm pretty sure the
Texas Bowl they get Lane Kiffing up there in the
middle audist and they start interviewing him while the game
is being played. You know, game's going on back there.
People are running their scoring and they're doing it. They're
asking Lane all these questions about his philosophy of coaching.
(04:54):
Does this change the way you're going to go after
you know, the recruits and blah blah blah. The goobers
were awful, and then Lane Kiffen was worse. He's not
a good I'm sure maybe he's a real rouser in
the locker room when he's getting the boys fired up,
but you know, not a good spokesman for telling everybody
(05:15):
what he has planned for the future in baton rouge. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I don't understand doing an interview in the middle of
a game, especially if I have friends over and there's
a game on.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
That means we're watching it, we're not listening to it.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, you gonna hit Paul's no, Well, tell me what
you think and then we'll get back to the game.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
All right, So stop me when you've heard this one before.
But Lane Kiffin has once again walked out on his team.
Huh Yeah, the coach who left All Miss for LSU
just when they were on the cusp of the college
football playoffs left LSU after a brief appearance in the
ESPN broadcast booth during LSU's bowl game against the Houston Cougars.
(05:53):
Remember he walked out at the start of the second quarter.
Kiffin spoke with the broadcast crew, as you just described
as awful. Instead of staying after the interview to watch
his new team and offer some encouragement.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Didn't watch the game.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
He got in his car and he left the stadium.
But that's not the thing people are the most mad about.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Well, I mean, you know, maybe he had really something important.
He's their new coach, but he wasn't coaching during the game.
They had the old coach who was actually going now
that he's done that, the interim coach. I forgot his
name now because he's black, you don't remember, But that
(06:31):
is not the case. It's just a lot of names
going around, right now in the coaching world. He well,
we happen to know it's Frank Wilson, the third We're
not I thought it was that.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Oh my god, mister Ken, this is a humiliating for the.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
After that soccer ball that Tom Hanks.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Had an affair with or did they name the soccer ball?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Anyway, that guy, that coach is going to go to
old myth now, not like the head coach, I don't think,
but he's gonna go where Lane Kivin came from.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Well, they're doing a lot of swapping. They're not even
gonna make them head coach. That is so racist, man,
that's double rare. Anyway, that's not the most egregious thing.
That egregious thing that Lane Kiffin just did.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
All right, So he left after the interview, He got
his little time on national television, and then off he went.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
As it turns out, the coach of LSU, Lane Kevin,
who recently signed a ninety one million dollar contract, says
he took home a grocery stores basket because he objected
to paying the grocery bag fees. Laye Keiffn, the second
highest paid coach in college football. He's taking heat for
a video of him on social media, posted by his
(07:39):
daughter to TikTok.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Obviously, I see it's one of those little handheld baskets.
I thought at first she met the the shopping cart.
But it's the handheld basket that if you only plan
on picking up a few things, you walk around with
that in the story and he walked out.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
It sounds like he went to ald because who else
charges for bags I don't know, and he dole a basket.
Send him to the story alone for the first time,
and he brought a basket back.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
That's what the caption reach. You have to pay for bags,
They said, you have to pay for a bag.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Checkhouse.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
He's a dude. This guy stole a grocery and.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
It looks like he picked up some clorox and that
won't fit in the bag or the basket, so he
just carried it by hand. Say mister, oh, that was
a suspicious amount of bleach he was holding there. I'm
wondering now just exactly what it is he having to
clean up with all that bleach.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I'm sure it was nothing suspicious at all, nothing that
would require the destruction of DNA evidence.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Hey, look over there, a football game.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You've got all this like evidence. This is the Walton
and Johnson.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Show, exciting lesbian news, and that's the only reason we
ever played this song. We have exciting lesbian news. Also,
we have a floor man story to get to. Some
of you may have already heard it because it happened
back around right around Christmas, you know, which was several
days ago.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
We are going to go to Florida shortly, but first
we have to go to New York City. Okay, And
as I explained this quite that, as this news to you,
I want to ask you a question, why do we
need the word lesbian?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Don't answer yet.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I have I have pondered that same query a time
or two, if you'll pardon the expression.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
New York City Mayor elect Jorhanmandani has finally tapped a
retired New York City Fire Department veteran to be our
first lesbian New York City Fire Department chief.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Finally, Thank goodness, Thank the maker lesbian lesbians, because nobody
knows of putting fires out better than lesbians.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Well, because I always figured you and your friends, mister Kenneth,
you guys were is this gonna be a hose joke? No,
I was going to make a flamer joke. Oh no, no,
it's too easy. But on that note, you know, it
does bag the question here first of all, that it's
two questions, Why finally.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Do lesbians even want to hold a hose to to
dowse a flame?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Well that's that's three questions. My first question was about
the reporting. But why do they say, finally there's finally
a lesbian that.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Was actually in the headline, that was finally a lesbian
fire chief. I mean, that's all we've ever pretty much
everybody agreed for years. You know, New York is like,
you know, great, but it's not perfect because they didn't
have a lesbian fire chief, and.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Now finally perfect, Finally they.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Have reached the level of perfection that we'd all thought
they should if.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
We finally have a LESSI I don't know why we
finally needed we finally do man. But on that note,
mister Kenneth, why do we need the word lesbian?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
What do we need that? Doesn't that just mean you're
a gay woman? What do you need it actually does?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yes, they want to be separate from the gay men.
They want to be gay women. But they don't like
the term gay because that makes people think of men,
and they don't want you to think of men. They
want you to think of women.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Because remember where this term comes from. It comes from
a movement to people that want to remove the vowels
at the end of Spanish words. Oh that's true, right,
we don't want gendered words. Why do we need gendered
terms for homosexuality?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
You know what I mean. I'm being meticulous, but soay,
But you know it's a good point.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
They want Latin X, right, not Latino and latina.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
You can't say latina. But we need a word for
gay women? Why why just call them gay women? Do
we have a different word for red headed women or
like women who like tennis or something? Now it's just
a female tennis player, it's a red headed woman. It's
a gay woman. Yep, I'll get you all right, I've
solved this problem. The word lesbian doesn't need to exist anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
So this is going to alter the use of the
the acronym. Yeah, you will, the L.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
G B two.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
And they don't literally decided they'd go with a different title,
but they put it in front. I. Uh no, the
L is out, it's just uh GBT, right.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
And then the word the Q I always thought that
would stood for queer.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
But I don't know how many times I have learned
you guys this and you just refuse to it. It's
for questioning. Why is a person who doesn't understand yet
which letter they want to identify with?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
What if they're straight, do they get an S? Why
isn't there an ess?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
They don't know yet, they're just the questioning. So you
have the question mark or the Q.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
It feels like the Q is kind of like a
false start in a race. He's a que What do
you mean? He's a que He doesn't know if he's
gayer straight yet? Well, then he doesn't need a letter.
What how old is he? He's nine?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
He doesn't have a sexuality yet. Why are we so?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Why is it so important to give everyone a letter?
Everyone doesn't need a letter, We just need G. If
we just have G, we don't need the acronyms. We
can just call them all gay? Well, bisexual?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
You like? Both?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Okay? Fine? So then what does non binary fluid means?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
What kind of fluid?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
You know people talk about fluids gender neutral? It is like, well,
what's that? Or polysexual?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
What's polyamorous? Poll Jesse always says, Polly means she probably
got a cheat on you.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Olly yeah, And and chances are if they're by or
whatever all that other nonsense, he is there. At least
some of that activity has to be gay. Sure, So
just go with gay. Just go with gay. So the
l's out, the B is out? What about the tea?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
The ta? Okay, let's face, TA is just imaginary stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
You want to pretend you're not because you could be
a lesbian tranny and that just means you're what What
was the guy's name, William something?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
That guy Bill? What was his name?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
The dude on the swim team. I already forgot. He's
not important anymore.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I don't want to know.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I'm glad I've got his name.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
I only have so many brain cells to waste on
remembering my mother's birthday. I can't remember the names of
famous trainees too. That's a lot to remember.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I'll remind you when her birthday is coming up.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
All right, Well, speaking of lesbians in New York City,
the United Nations is officially calling to isolate the United States,
and I just want to remind everyone the United Nations
is in the United States.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yes they are. They have Manhattan, New York, America with
their lesbian firefighter chief.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
So here is the UN special Rappatoire, whatever that means.
Francesca Albanese Albanizi appointed by Antonio Gutierrez, calling on one
hundred and ninety two members states to isolate America. I'm
not saying she's a lesbian, but she is a straight woman.
She's doing a real good job of convincing that she's not.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Oh boy, yes, stay come with.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Not panic and we'll remember that the international community is
made of one hundred and ninety three states, and this
is the time to give the US so what it
has been looking for, isolation.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Okay, then, and that she acts like that's gonna rude,
that's gonna be your punishment. But and that kind of
what we won't okay.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
So you want to be isolated from the world's biggest economy,
which also just happens to be a country that pays
all the bills at the UN.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Fine, the lights will turn off and we'll.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Lock the doors and you can fly home and stay there.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
And while you're busy isolating US, who recently negotiated the
end of the Israel conflict, the end of the war
between India and Pakistan.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
By the way, no one's even talking about what just happened.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
You know, there was just a little thing with Cambodia
over there, and no one's even talking about that.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Yeah it's Cambodi.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
How did that end? Who took care of that? Guess what?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
It was? Us?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Again?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
It's always America, okay, isolate us, finn just talk about
war and peace and all that kind of stuff going on.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I don't know if you've heard you this morning, but
I just saw one eyed Dan Quenshaw on the TV
and he's a Ryan has declared war on us, the
United States of America. So we in a war we
didn't even know we was in. Yeah they did. They
declare war on us every day, especially on that anniversary
(16:13):
of the you know, Hate America Day.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Yeah, they have a holiday called we Hate America Death
to the JU Day or something like that.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I think they do it like once a month. I mean,
it's not even just an annual thing.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Look, there's nothing more important to us than going to
war with a third world crapple. And but yeah, that's
the Iranian president Masud Pazishiki. And yeah, that guy, Masud
is his name. Says his country is in full scale
war with the US, Israel, and Europe. Oh, this is great.
ABC News misspelled country, they spelled county. They must be
(16:45):
sending their kids to that Leering center in Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, we had a listener earlier right in and I
maybe he's like, Today's a bad listener of the morning
or something. And he said, you guys forgot about the
Leering Center when you talked about the Somali fraud. No,
that was the first thing we brought up.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Look, we can't just talk about the same news stories
all day, sir. If you don't wake up at five
point thirty in the morning to hear every second of
the show, it's really kind of your faulty.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
That's on you, Bud.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
You know, we're creating the greatest radio broadcast in the
history of our industry, and today anyway, you know, at
least today, and it wasn't important enough for you to
wake up a little earlier and check out the show.
I'm you know, I'm beginning to think maybe you just
don't love America very much.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Well, I don't know how you feel about Florida. But
when we get back, I'm afraid we're gonna have to
pay a short visit. We're not staying long, Okay, so
don't panic.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, I don't worry.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
We are going to the hangdown state.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Some people think that state is shaped like a tusk
on an elephant.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Is that what they think of? Yes, we were doing
DEI before it was cool. You're listening to The Walton
and Johnson Show.
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