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January 6, 2026 • 16 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Speaking of foreign ideologies that don't correlate well with Western lifestyles.
Uh huh, Mom Donnie, yesterday, well this over the weekend
was sworn in on a Korean.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yet does that count?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Is that official? I mean, I think it does if
you want to be I mean, technically, it's legally sure.
You could swear yourself in on a cook book about potatoes.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
I think Barack Obama probably swore it in on a
Kooran too, didn't he?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
I don't know, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Maybe I bet he had a Koran underneath a little
cover that looked like a Bible if he pretended to
be on at But I bet he his hand didn't
touch it because he probably would have burst into flying.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Well, let's just say he did. Because Obama, much like
Mom Donnie, was elected by a lot of so called progressives.
And interestingly enough, that book, the Koran that the new
mayor of New York City used to for swearing ceremony
filled with things progressives would not agree with.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Isn't that interesting? All of the ideology doesn't go along
with the emotion that they feel like they need to
vote with.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I give you some quick examples in the Koran chapter four,
verse three. It says men are permitted to have up
to four wives billy, and they can give them a
whooping if they need to because they don't act right.
It says in the Korean men are allowed to beat
their disobedient wives for any reason, even if they just
don't want to have sex. The male authority over women
knows no bounds a degree of responsibility and authority, it

(01:23):
says in Korean four thirty four. Also, wives cannot refuse intimacy,
so just an FYI, well not according to the Kran.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Oh not is what they're saying. Yeah, lip.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
The Kran also permits marriage to very young girls with
consummation when the husband deems her physically able.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Had they put it in the Koran like they say
physically able but it was like she was menstruation but
but but they said something in there about has I
read this a while back that she was able to
withstand h the act of sex. So they're just waiting
for her to be like old enough to physically take

(02:07):
it so to speak. Oh my god, it's awful.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
That is pretty dark. Yeah, while we're on the topic,
they really don't like people that live your lifestyle.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Mister Kenneth, No, really, this is news to me.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Traditional Islamic law, derived partly from the Korean allows death
for gays. It's right there in the book. And the
apparently legal inequality between men and women.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Now, is this the first gay people are hearing about this? No?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
No, no, I think they know.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
No.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
And women, this is just the first women are hearing
about these attitudes. The Kuran also calls for violence against
non believers, so that'd be me. Yeah, probably you. Well,
did you know about that before today?

Speaker 2 (02:46):
No? No, but I knew, Well, yeah, I knew that.
You you either do what they say or that's kind
of a difference between your your basic Christianity. I mean, sure,
the church tells you to go out and and you know,
find find the sinners and bring them to Jesus and
let them save your soul and all that this stuff.

(03:06):
But it says, but if they won't come into the church,
and if they won't walk down front, and if they
won't let Jesus save their soul, it doesn't ever say
kill them. Well, in Ni Kouran, I believe it does. Yeah.
They have.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
It's called jahad, and they have different kinds of jihad,
including jahat violence jahad, jahad by the sword, jahad, by
the tongue. You're supposed to argue and write and fight
and that sort of thing. Yeah, yeah, that's a fun religion.
It's also a religion shared by a man who is
announced the rental ripoff hearings coming soon in New York City.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
How does that work?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Okay, if you are a landlord in New York City
and they don't think you're a good landlord, they can
have a hearing. Why don't I let them explain it?

Speaker 3 (03:51):
And I am also proud to announce that I will
be signing an executive order directing HPD to work a
law alongside the Department of Buildings, the newly invigorated Mayor's
Office to Protect Tenants, the Department of Consumer and Worker Protection,
and our newly created Office of Mass Engagement to hold
rental ripoff hearings across all We will we will hold

(04:24):
these rental ripoff hearings across all five boroughs within the
first one hundred days of this administration.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Funny thing about that there is one borough that is
really not on board. Oh really, Yes, Staten Island.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
I was gonna say, probably Staten Island.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Local leaders in the community of Staten Island. You're talking
about leaving New York City. Are they gonna move the island?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I think they just I'll just rewrite the terms of
their contract. So allmost people cheering right there, do you
think any of them really had any idea what they're
cheering for? No, And I'm gonna guess none of them
have ever worked hard enough to buy property.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Oh, I would think not.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Here's an alternative ide for those of you that like welfare,
and you like the idea of the government helping out
the little guy. I get it. I get it, even
though I wouldn't do it that way. What if we
eliminate all the welfare, Section eight housing, all the food stamps,
all that stuff, and we offer you something called UBI
universal basic income.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
They've tried that in individual cities and states. How's that
working out? Okay?

Speaker 1 (05:21):
If we did it on a national level with the very,
very poor people who just don't want to work, it
would provide them with just enough money that they could survive,
but not in big cities like New York. They would
have to move out to a smaller community where the
cost of living is much lower, and they'd be kind
of out of the way.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
That sounds like a plan.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
We'd have to come up with a term for these cities.
I don't know, I call them mom Donnytown's or something
like that.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Sanctuary city, sure.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Whatever it is. And you know, the cost of living
there would be lower because no one would want to
live there. But if you didn't want to work, and
you were just getting one thousand bucks a month or
two thousand bucks a month from your UBI, you might
be able to afford it in that community, whereas in
downtown Manhattan that amount of money would barely buy you
a box lunch. I ain't thinking that the UBI is
the way to go. Just call it in data. I mean,

(06:05):
you can call it basic income. But UBIS like you
got some kind of a venereal disease. Sure like, yeah,
it's come some kind of an infection with your urethra
or something. No, I know, nobody wants UBI. Well that's good.
Maybe that stigma would be good.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
So your your girlfriend's getting UBI, huh oh no, oh, no,
it's bad news.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Should have had her tested first, That's what I.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Would have done.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
All right. Lots on the way, kids, you're just waking up.
We got Pokemon theft going on. We got famous bodybuilders
you know from old movies who just died? And one
more real quick from New York City. While we're there, Wegmans,
are you familiar with this? You might have heard of this. Uh,
it's a store in New York City. You probably know this,
mister Kenneth. Wegmans news signs unveiled at some Wegmans stores

(06:48):
across the Big Apple are warning customers that personally identifying
biometric data like facial recognition scans are now being used
in the store. Basically, if you walk in the store
and you've shoplifted before, their cameras are going to identify
the fact that you're there and alert the people that
work in the shop. But don't the people that are

(07:09):
in charge generally the same people that said that we
should let shoplifters shoplift. I mean, I don't think Wegmans
was on board without it. Well, I don't think the
store has to be on board. I've seen people run
out of the Walgreens in Houston, and there's all kinds
of news. Everybody in California knows as well, as long
as it's under what was it six hundred dollars or

(07:30):
nine hundred dollars or you can just take whatever you
want from a store and just walk out and the
police ain'ting supposed to say boot to you. One of
the big changes in twenty twenty four, besides Trump becoming president,
is that California, on a statewide level voted away with
that policy because it was doing so much damage.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Well, somebody ought to tell the thieves that.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Well in me still doing it, probably while they're going
to jail now too, so good. In the meantime, Wegmans,
they say, collects, retains, converts stores, or shares customers biometric
identify er information, which may include facial recognition, I scans
and voice prints. So when you're in the store, not
only will the computer system in the store be familiar
with your shopping habits, it will also know if you

(08:08):
have a history of walking out without paying for something.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
That's how long we have been identified through either some
of that higher technology or even our cell phones. Years ago.
I'll remember I went into a best Buy and this
had to be fifteen years ago, going to the best Buy,
and I'm standing in the apple area and I get
a thing on my phone. It pops up and tells

(08:31):
me what's on sale and how much of a discount
I can get on Apple products while I'm at best Buy.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
It is kind of terrifying, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
That was a long time ago. Imagine what they know
about us now.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
All kinds of stuff, and it scares the crap out
of me. But I also want those discounts on Apple products. Well, yeah, this.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Stuff's maade in New York City, New York City, get
a rope, Bolton and Johnson, all right.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Hundreds of tourists were stranded on an island off the
coast of Yemen after the ports were closed. The tourists
were described as worried, nervous, and really stupid for going
to an island off the coast of Yemen for vacation.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
What were you? What was that all about?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
There's must have been on sale. Was there a discount?

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Why?

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah? Maybe they maybe they got an email from their
on their phones about.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
A discount cheap vacation. Won't that not the smartest idea? Kids?
The world's oldest known twinkie turns fifty. Happy birthday. A
chemistry teacher in Maine opened it in nineteen seventy six
after a student asked how long they'd last. It's been
sitting in a glass case at the school for decades.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Here's talking about an actual twinkie. Yeah, I thought that
was what you call like the the funny fellas, you know.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, mister Kenneth, what's a white guy that's filled with
never mind any anyway, here's the retired science teacher Roger
Benatti talking about the twinkie.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
One of my students just happened to ask me, well,
how long would a twinkie last? And I said, well,
let's do an experiment. So I gave the student a
couple of dollars, asked the student to go down to
Maryland Hickleys and pick up a package of Twinkies. I
basically unriped the package, ate one of the twinkies, and
then put the other package up on the chalkboard. I
basically say, the twinkie has become much like me. It's older,

(10:13):
it's grayer, and it's more flaky, you know, but it's
become more brittle, so you can no longer take it.
And you know, you wouldn't want to whack it on
a table because you probably shatter the twinkie.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Speaking of stuff that's getting old and brittle. Since it's
the last day of the twelve days of Christmas. Today
is National take Down your Christmas Tree.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Day, and I'm not home to do it.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Oh no, and your tree is here with its final appeal.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Hey it's me, You're Christmas Tree. I know it's national
take Down your Christmas Tree Day, but how about letting
me stick around this year? You can decorate me with
hearts on Valentine's Day, hide eggs in me on the Easter,
smoke me on four to twenty. Just look at me
as a life size air freshener. But instead of your car,
I'm in your house covering your floor with dead needles. Okay,
bad example. Besides, if you really want to drag something

(10:55):
out to the curb, how about your kid who dropped
out of high school and spends all day in the
basebay playing GTA. Now that's a waste of space. In fact,
let's renain today. Goodbye, take down your Christmas Tree Day? Hello,
get rid of Doug Day.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Some folkal ares suggest leaving decoration decorations up past the
twelfth night brings bad luck. But why it doesn't really, mate?
Why would it matter if it's in one room in
a box, or in another room erected in your It doesn't.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
But you get those emails occasionally. Listen, don't break the chain,
be sure and pass us on to ten people, or
you'll get bad luck. Do you ever, I don't even
get to the end of the email. If I see
that it's one of those emails, it's just it's gone.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
If somebody sent me an email like that, I wager
I'd probably have to kick that guy's ass.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Meantime, a Pennsylvania woman is accused of running over her
boyfriend with a car after they got into an argument
at Taco Bell.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Well, then she's probably guilty.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
You're not gonna believe this, but the whole incident was
caught on security camera, and the man walked away with
scrashes and a road rash. Here is a twelve year
old witness, a little kid along with the upper Darby
Police Superintendent Tiffany bart T. Timmathy Barnard's talking about what happened.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
I just hear a crash and I look outside and
she's on the floor, the cord destroyed from the front end.
If we didn't have this truck, you would have been alive.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
He got out of the vehicle, did the right thing.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
He knew the tempers were over flaring, got out of
the vehicle and walked away.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Unfortunately, we've seen a lot of domestic violence incidents in
the past month.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
It's a tough time of year. I've said it before.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
I ask everyone to take a deep breath, stay calm,
walk away.

Speaker 6 (12:26):
I just don't want to go looking there because I
always go to talk about to get a drink, and
I don't want to walk it there anymore.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
The suspect, a large woman with dark hair and dark eyes,
is named Destiny Green. Guess how she spells destiny?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Is there? Too easy at the end?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
There's too easy at the end?

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Interesting?

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Destiny great? And she smiles in her mugshot. Now did
she run over the guy or did she hit his truck?
Sounded like they were saying if it wasn't for the truck,
he'd have been dated.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
But I don't know. Because I was a little kid,
I couldn't understand everything.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
You see it. The violence began after the couple argued
while sitting in a Taco Bell parking lot. He got
out of the vehicle, did the right thing. They were
in the parking lot in separate cars or the same car,
sounds like they were in the same car. He knew
tempers were flaring. He got out of the vehicle, he
walked away. Police said that Destiny with two ease, well threees,
technically drove over a sidewalk and hit the man with

(13:23):
her twenty nineteen Hyundai Elantra.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
And that's what destroyed the front of her car.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
I'm surprised it wasn't a Nissan Ultima. I know. She
also hit a parked tow truck. To answer your question,
that's the truck that the kid brought up, which police Yeah,
and police say that lessened the impact on her boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
The victim suffered cuts on his hand and roade rash.
And the little boy you heard there was twelve year
old Musa Houssein. The little boy's name is Musa Hussein.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
A little sleeper sale. You know, that's just.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
As American as I don't know, baseball and cricket. And
we talked about that truck driver in Houston. Truck driver
went a little nuts. Sunday night, police got a call
hit and run in what they call a military style vehicle.

(14:11):
It's one of these big old trucks with the big
old giant tires like four fifteen, like it should have
been pulling an eight.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
It should have been pulling a trailer. Interesting, okay, but
it didn't have trailer. It's just the cab part in
the front. And but it was it was beefed up.
It's it's pretty beef So he ended up hitting like
ten cars along the freeway because the police was chasing.
Do you think the guy's name was Donnie No? Do
you think it was John No? Or do you think

(14:39):
it was Omar? I'm gonna go Omar. Yeah, But but
I think the last name will probably be more revealing.
Was it Mark mood or No? Believe it or not.
I believe his last name was. I want to make
sure I get this ride. He's round in here somewhere.
Where's his name?

Speaker 1 (14:54):
He was just here a minute ago, something like Marino
or or something like that, not like Dan Marino. But
it from kind of spelling, it almost looks like they're
protecting the suspect there in the article you're reading.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Why would ABC thirteen, who employs State Representative Gen Wu's wife,
go to such great lengths to protect somebody that committed
a crime?

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Good question. So they ended up having a chasing down fifty.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Nine and deuce of spike strips and finally blew out
the tires he rolled. Did you see the truck. The
truck's picture here, Look at it. Look at his tires.
I mean, oh, look at that. That's a real military vehicle.
They came right off of the rims and everything. So
they finally got him stopped and then Swat, you know,
had to sit out there and you know, do the

(15:38):
old bullhorn thing. It's like, driver, if you can hear me,
step out of the vehicle and you do what we
tell you.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
And he didn't want to come out for a while.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Suspect his fifty three year old Omar Marino MRI but
not like Dan Marino, No, not Italian style. Yeah, so
they eventually had to use tear gas. The SWAT guys,
they had him a nice stand a sure Watt loves
that because they got all this cool equipment.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
They hardly ever get to use it.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
You got to use it once in a while, or
the federal government isn't gonna keep funding exactly.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
So they buttle tear gas in on him and he
finally come out and they've charged him with about three
different kinds of this and that and other things. And
it turns out it turns out, uh, this suspect has
as a record a record you So he has gone
cross paths with the law before. Uh so.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
The last time he stole some woman's car and then
they found out where he went and caught him and
he was naked in her car.

Speaker 6 (16:36):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Oh, I would never want that back.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
No, I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Strange man naked in your car.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Yeah, that sounds like something you would hate, mister kind
of Well, I'd.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Have to get a look at him first. Walton and
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