Bad Built Butch Body - TUE 6.1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, it's an antiquated term, but I think I catch
the colloquialism.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Dawn is breaking, it's the breaking of the new day.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yes, all right, wing the darkness makes perfect sense to me,
I'm sure. Anyway, Hi, everybody, good morning to you. We're
just waiting for some of our cohorts to join us here.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
As we talked about the last segment, just don't underestimate
the rival, if you will, the competition, even though they
may seem laughable to you. That we must have should
have learned that from watching the Democrats underestimate Trump and
tell you Hillary Clinton had a ninety seven percent chance

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of winning, so there's always a chance. And like Walter said,
never underestimate the freebie greed of Democrat voters. The Clinton's, Obamas,
Biden's Harris now, Jasmine Crockett sadly amusing Democrats and they're
beholden to the Somalis now, so you don't know who's next.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Someone on AX just asked me why we were excited
about Jasmine Crockett being the candidate.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
A few reasons.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Number one, me and Steve and Billy Ed and the boys here,
we do make our living making fun of ridiculous politicians
no matter. And she is like a treasure trove of content.
It's like it is a it is a rainforest of content.
Every time she opens her mouth, the RNC gets another
thirty second spot that writes itself a new free ad

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campaigns twenty four to seven. They're thinking of just live
streaming her press conferences and slapping, paid for by the
Texas GOP. At the end, nothing makes little old ladies
in Lubbick open their checkbooks faster than a viral clip
of Jasmine screeping screaming about a bleached blonde, bad built,
butch body. So that's a pretty say, Jasmine Crockett makes

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Steve Bannon look like a moderate by comparison. I got
a question, Sure, what's up? I got a question.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
People have been asking me this ever since we told
them that she was running right and this morning she're
running emails, questions, a lot of a lot of emails
about the miss Miss Jazzy up in the DFW. Rudy
wants to know will Jasmine, and I want to know too.
Will Will she use her hood voice or her educated
voice during the run? Great question?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
I get the impression she often does the hood voice.
When she's in DC and parts of Dallas, but when
she's speaking in front of a white audience, she doesn't.
So we may now that she's on the campaign trail,
get to watch her voice change multiple times in a day.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
My answer was a little shorter. I was just gonna
go with both. Yeah, right, yeah, but I mean it
bends on the crowd. But to really analyze this, it's
the changes. It's gonna be like putting taking a chameleon
and moving it from a red service to a blue
surface and watch it start changing colors back and forth.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
There could be anthropologic studies conducted, sociological essays, thesis papers
will be written on her ability to change her voice
based on the skin color the people that are in
the room at the time.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
It's gonna be fascinating. One person predicted that she's running
for cover because she sees how that that ilhan Omarley
it kind of has her hand to she got caught
with her hand and the eight billion dollar cookie jar
saw that. You know, so maybe this is the you know,
it seems like it'd be pretty easy to catch her

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at misappropriating campaign funds. She's already been in trouble for
this and that, and they ain't even started digging yet.
But now now that she's running for Senate, if somebody
comes up, you know, some Republican comes up and goes, oh,
you know what we found out where we find out
Jazz mccrockett's been doing the same thing ill han omar
has been doing. She's been sending money, you know, to

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someplace where it don't go from the taxpayer teal what
then she can just try to run and go They're
only attacking me because I announced I'm running for senate.
This is her her like, get out of not jail,
because they wouldn't put her in jail. She's great at
playing a victim, right, but yeah, get out of having
people accuse you of stuff card because if you say

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she's done anything wrong anywhere in her entire life, now,
it'll just be because you're attacking her for Senate because
you are scared that she's gonna win.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Jessamine Crockett and chip Roy kind of prove that a
recognizable name is more important than being a candidate who
is aligned with whatever's popular at the moment.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Let me explain what that means.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Chip Roy is supposedly winning the Attorney General race in
Texas right now, even though he's an anti Maga Republican.
He called Republicans mf rs Maga Republicans.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
But he's somehowsers.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, somehow he's winning the statewide race. And the reason
why is because he's the most recognizable name.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Does seem like that's a compliment somebody called you a
maga No, no, no, he was making fun of maga when
he did it, I know, But it to me if
he said I was a maga m effort, that means
I'm just like a super extra good m effort.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
But Jasmine Crockett, she's not really aligned with what the
national Democrats are doing either. She's much farther to the laft.
She just has a more recognizable name. The guy who's
gonna get who's going to have the worst go about
from this news is James Tallerico. James Tallerico is a
white liberal Democrat in Texas who is very well liked.
He's soft spoken, and he does this thing that drives

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Christian conservatives crazy. He cherry picks things out of the
Bible and he uses them as proof that God's okay
with the gays, God's okay with trans kids. God's okay
with abortion.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
So he does what everybody else does with the Bible.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Well yeah, well yeah, but that's a pretty as a Catholic,
I gotta tell you, you don't see that very often.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
He just does it on a bigger scale. I mean,
I'll do it around the house and I'm trying to
get kids to clean up the room or something, you know,
to bring up a Bible quote or make one up.
They don't know what's inded anyway, but so I'm trying
to get something here. Well, he's just doing it, but
he's doing it on be political scheme scale.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
You're certainly right that people will twist whatever's in the
Bible to get, you know, make whatever narrative they're trying
to make.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Some are certain parts of it that don't like, but
that's that's part of the biggest thing, is like, well
the Bible says this and that. Yeah, but I don't
like that part.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
But you wouldn't you agree that the biblical argument for
abortion and trans kids is a stretch. I mean, even
that's pretty low. I think that's how good they are
and making crap up.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
It's sick right anyway, He's toast.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Now he's a white liberal man, and who's supposedly straight.
I don't think he is, but he claims he is.
How's he gonna go out and criticize Jasmine? She'll immediately
play victim. Well this white man. You know it's gonna happen.
Oh yeah, And she's great because she's gonna make c
spans seem like showtime at the Apollo. I mean, it's
just she is comic relief for cable news. Young conservative

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men are going to sign up in record numbers to
go out and campaign for whoever is her opponent. That
there's no doubt about that. She is a gift that
keeps ugiven. So Jasmine will be great for the republic
is this election cycle, I think?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
And a great for a show too good? She don't
say and do some stuff you ain't gonna believe.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Imagine running in a red state and you hate Christians,
you hate white people, you hate native born Texans, you
openly mock the disabled. She is the perfect primary candidate.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
I look at gal It was just running up in Nashville, Tennessee.
Talk about how much she hates Nashville, Tennessee in country
music and everything that has to do with Nashville Tennessee
and all the people there that I'm going to be
representing when they vote for me. I hate you all.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
That's it quote for me. I mean, it's great. Look,
we have to run against someone. I think she's a
good candidate to run against because I mean, just look
at her, just listen to her talk.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
It's crazy. All right.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
In the meantime, we need to take you over to
the city of New Orleans, right quick. Something for my
Catholics this morning, A federal judge has just approved two
hundred and thirty million dollars for a clergy abuse settlement.
The archdioce payout is ending a prolonged bankruptcy case for

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hundreds of survivors. If you were a choir boy in
New Orleans. Uh, let's see, I don't have the exact
years here, but you may be entitled to a check.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
I don't know exactly. Does have anything to do with
that s bestis no or just being touched? No, it
has to do with ass best us. You did not.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
The New Orleans Archdiocese is going to write a roughly
billion quarter of a billion dollar check two hundreds of
victims of clergy sexual abuse under a settlement that was
approved yesterday by a federal judge. This is following years
of negotiation that'll be going a long time this case.
Richard Trehunt is an attorney representing the victims of the case,
and a spokesperson for the archdiocesy, both approved the approval

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of the settlement. The Archbishop Gregory amend the head of
the archdiocey in New Orleans, told reporters outside of federal
Corps out yesterday he is pleased. He said it is
the end of a process and hopes the survivors will
find some closure. I know that people outside the Catholic
Church don't realize or acknowledge this, but the Catholic Church
is a giant, giant, giant organization, and not everybody in

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the organization feels the same way about things or does
the same thing all the time. When you hear that
there's like sexual abuse in the Catholic Church, there's always
someone outside the church will be like, oh, all Catholics
are okay with that, Like, no, it's not true. It's
a small part of the church, but our church is
so big that we acknowledge it's going on and we
want to do something about it.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
If y'all are so big, then why don't y'all all
band together and make them knock it off? We are
That's what this was. No, they just move them around.
They just they just shuffle the dominoes and then they
deal them to a different group. It's not a precinct.
That's for cops. But whatever it is, that dia diabolical things.
You're catering my play, right, diocese. Yeah, they's move it

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to a new place and they just go start to
you know, it's like they're getting the priests move to
a new place, so he gets some strange Well, that's
that's not as acessarily true.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
It's not you are probly my point, Billy, that's not
necessarily true.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Man, I'm not sure what your point was.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
My point is that we're not okay with this, and
we do punish people for it. But sometimes is it
punishment go somewhere else and start over. Well, sometimes they
go to prison.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Billy, once twice out of thousands of times, I will
give you the.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Exact number after this, By okay, I think it's more
than that. Do you know anyone that got touched by
a priest? Probably what was his name?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Jenny? I wish Yeah, I know I was never cute enough.
What the hell you'd be in line for a little lawsuit.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
There, I'd be getting millions today, Crisesday.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Little news from the metro plaques, the Holland Mall shooting
spec suspect to twenty one year old hot head finally
in handcuffs after turning Black Friday leftovers into a real
life action flick the fort Worth p He said, we
got them. Now, can we all shop in peace? Hopefully
they do?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Kenley? Yeah, yeah, that's good because it's shopping season. I
don't know if you've heard Yeah, I've heard that too. Yeah.
Also m L.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Laddie's Boot Shop in Cowtown just strut it onto New
York Times Top fifty US clothing stores.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
How exciting. They were probably hoping to stay under the radar,
stay out of New York's news. That's kind of like us.
You know, we don't want New York knowing about us,
and don't tell nobody. Have you taken a look at
the New Landman? Since we're talking about the Metroplex, I
have seen the show. Some people haven't seen it yet,
and they don't like it when we talk about it
and they ain't seen it, but well you should have

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seen it by now. Well, and I'm not going to
give any spoilers, but did you enjoy it? Are you?
Are you satisfied with the show? It was a good show. Yeah.
I think a few of the scenes. Yeah, they have
different directors. They want different directors in there all the time.
I guess keep it fresh or something. I don't know,
but to me, some of it, I don't know who
directed this last one, but they they might have gone
a little bit overboard exaggerated with Look that that chick

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on the airplane screaming and hollering because they were taking
off and it was bumpy, right boo scary, But you
get why they did that now that they're seeing a
little overboard on it though, But yeah, they took her
to the next place with that, it seemed a little
bit and the I don't know. I'm sure it'll come
to something eventually, but the truck crashing scene kind of

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left me with a bunch of questions. But I think
it's supposed to right. They're doing it on purpose. Here's
a more general question.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
I remember last season you saying you didn't understand why
Courtney Cox such a famous actress was on the show,
even though she didn't have any lines or really plot
points to.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
She on the show? Now, yeah, is she? Who am
I thinking of? You're thinking about to me Moore? But
you said it was such confidence that you Moore, Courtney
Cox from Friends somehow showed up on land Man and
I missed the whole season. No, you're right, it's Demi Moore. Sorry,
it's not Courtney. I question you go about really you

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should immediately say no, no, no. What I meant to
say was and then figure out the real answer, because
you know, I wouldn't bring it up.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
In my defense, and I think mister Oh will back
me up on this. Who could tell? Who could tell?
All these white women apart?

Speaker 2 (13:14):
True enough, But I've got a wife, you know, pray
Lean's there and just tells me all about de Moore.
You know she was this and she was that. Well
she's she's playing an old, older widow lady now and
she plays the part. Good.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Okay, Well that was what I was going to ask you.
So I think you're satisfied an answer.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
I think she could still do without her. But we
got to have somebody explaining how Monty screwed everything. Up,
So Billy Bob has a bunch of headaches to have
to handle.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah. I don't understand why this Monty guy was so irresponsible.
I mean, you know, I saw him on Madman and
he was great.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
You seem to understand a lot about business, and then
he forgot it all. Yeah what happened? Yeah? I thought
he was cool?

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Really all right, Memphis, let's see new tiger's coach, Charles
Charles Huff just got hired. Translation here season tickets now
come with a side of hope and a large fry. Also,
the Shelby County jail is so nasty. Even the roaches
filed a complaint with HR.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
So that's bad.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, good news for our listeners in Memphis. We're bad
news depending on whether or not you're in jail or
you're a Tigers fan.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
As far as football news goes, note there name. Maybe
you've heard of them. That's a collegehood. It's Irish and French.
I don't get that. I mean is they're just inconsolable
now because they didn't make the Top twelve college football
playoff thing. They just they're they're beside themselves. They said,
as a team, we have now decided to withdraw our

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name from consideration for a bowl game because we weren't
picked in the top twelve. Appreciate all support from family
and fans, and we're hoping to bring the twelfth national
title to South Bend next year. But they they're very upset.
So they're basically saying, no, we wanted in and he
didn't let us in, So we're not going to play

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in your little bowl games. How about that? All right?
So hang on a second. It costs themselves a lot
of money, is what they're doing.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
They've taken themselves off the list. Yeah, can you do that? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:07):
They said the athletic director. Can they took their They
said their team felt like they had the rug pulled
out from under it.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
You know, they should have coach him? And I heard
he's out of work too. You ever heard of this guy,
Brian Kelly? Name sounds familiar. Apparently he was pretty good
as a coach for Notre Dame. Then he went and
did something else that didn't go as well.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
He just did not fit into the Louisiana culture at all.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Well, why what he he was sending me back to
Notre Dame. Have you ever eaten the food in Indiana?
Have you ever hung out there.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Notre Dame must have a pretty decent coach, because they
were expecting to be in the playoffs. They were right
top ten all year long. Of course, a lot of
that's because they're not in the conference. You know, it's
like the only school they don't have a conference, so
they don't they don't have to play. And that's one
reason why people are kind of surprised. Ohio State is
in Indiana are so good. They hadn't played anybody from

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the SEC yet.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
We know not to make it about us, but some
people say we're in a league of our own, Billy,
you know, maybe we're kind of like the Notre Dame
of Windows Radio.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
I always think they might be insulting us, you know. Oh,
I'm sure they are, sure, But I'm all right with it. Yeah,
I don't care either. I got the thick skin. You know,
we may we got bigger problems. We got bigger fish
to fry around here, my friends. We do have a
taser report to share with you. And how long has
it been since we've had a taser in it this
early hour? At least a week? Well, I think we

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all to get back to at the end, all right,
we're going to enjoy that.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
We got that coming up in just a minute. Real
quick though, Operation Catahula Crunch, rounding up undocumented workers and
construction sites. Local protesters in New Orleans are extra salty,
and I can't help but notice a lot of them
don't even really seem to have Louisiana access. So where
did you guys come from? Are you guys sure you're

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even from New Orleans?

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Paid to be there? And then they will leave when
they're stopped being paid.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Governor Landry calls in the National Guard for crime crackdowns
in New Orleans and beyond because nothing says buy you
justice like troops swapping Marti Gras beads for bulletproof.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
That.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Oh yeah, I say that in jest. I'm actually I'm
actually totally okay with him doing it.

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Speaker 2 (17:55):
I mean in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, maybe you heard of it,
capital city of the of the Boot. Two men were
just hanging out at one of the guy's apartments. I
don't know how well they knew each other, how long
they were just hanging out, and then one pulled a
gun on the other one and demanded that he drive
him to multiple banks to withdraw money. Oh don't you

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it's eighteen year old fellow name of McCoy telling you
the McCoy. Wait a second, what that? They are no good?
They're trouble. They've always been trouble. If you're near to
the show. Billy Had's last name is Hatfield. I'll let
you go ahead and figure out the rest of why
he didn't like that. The Hatfields are fine folks, and
you can take it from fine folks like me. The
McCoy's are just they're just trash, they're just dirt.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
I wouldn't leave a McCoy around a young woman in
my family, that's all I know. I wouldn't trust him
around a pile of money either.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
No, this McCoy eighteen years old, name of Danny, and
he was hanging out with the other guy, and Danny
McCoy just pulled a gun on him all of a sudden,
I guess thought they were friends, and McCoy let him know,
and he said McCoy aid demand drive from a bank
to bank to get money, and then drove him over
to the store so he could buy him some cigarettes.

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And then he hopped in the other man's car and
McCoy told the guy to wait while he went in
to get some of his friends. And when he went in,
the man ran away and hid behind somebody's house and
got in touch with the police. Baton Roof's police officer
said they saw McCoy driving to the other man's car,

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so they pulled him over. He stepped out of the
car with an obvious outline of a gun in his pants.
He then tried to run away from the police while
grabbing for the gun. At the same time, so the
officer decided to unleash the barbs of justice. Fifty thousand
volts traveled from the officer's fingertip down the thin wires

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to the barbs that had just implanted themselves in this
man's skin.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
And in most cases they don't like that, but some
people are sexually aroused by it.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Hit him up. It worked pretty good because they did
bring him to the ground and arrested him without any trouble.
The Fidavid says that McCoy told the police he saw
red when he was hanging out with this other guy
and decided to rob him because the other guy flashed.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Him like, well, they were hanging out like a flash
grenade or his chunk.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
I'm guessing junk. No, Noben, he wants his hear a chunk,
bro Now did he do if he did do this,
or is that just an excuse you give the cops
if he did, was it intentional or was it just
one of them things where you cross your legs, you're
wearing shorts and you know he's maybe had a celt
Maybe the guys are the only thing that were hanging out,

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if you know what I mean. But they went ahead
and arrested him and booked him into Baton Rouge Prison. Anyway,
armed robbery, aggravated kidnapping, carjacking, resisting arrest, possession of marijuana, negligence,
carrying of a fire handgun huh, false imprisonment with a weapon.
I mean, he's got a long list of stuff you've
gotta have to deal with. Now. I think getting flashed

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by some other dude might be the least of his
troubles that day. But there is a plus side to this.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
It will always if he is a rap artist, this
is gonna really help his album.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Salves Danny McCoy and sound rappy. Well, you're forgetting you
live in the hick hop era. Now, well that's true
the other plus side. And I thought this was what
you meant when you said the plus side. You did
make it to the Walton Johnson Show.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Wow, that's like, I mean, that's a prize that's even
better than a Golden Globe nomination, which is something we
won't be discussing on today's show.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Show is going to be the greatest show. I've got
a great two for Tuesday. It must be two for Tuesday. Yeah,
that two for Tuesday special. Walton and Johnson,