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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This song is referred to as a profanity phil South
Park song, so I'd probably shut it down pretty quick.
Here it sounds like they're about to get into the
profanity park. I didn't hear anything too dirty yet, but
I caution you not to wait much longer. Bryan Boitano,
Olympic figure skater, is sixty two years young and fabulous today.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
And if I'm not mistaken, is any gay?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Other birthdays include that little Boy from Jerry McGuire. Jonathan
Lipniki is now a thirty five year old man, also
a little boy.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Not for nothing, but Lipniki is a pretty funny name.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's funny.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Another TV child star, Michael Fishman, played Roseanne's son DJ.
Remember the old Roseanne show?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Oh oh the Connors, Yeah right sure? Forty four?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Now, my god, how old are we? Jesse Tyler Ferguson
from Modern Family at the Gay One, Yes, yes, he's fifty.
Carlos Mencia fifty eight. That's the Gay One.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Stop it.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Carlos is a nice guy. But don't tell Joe Rogan
that I was. I was there when the two of
them got into a fight with that'ch.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
The reason Joe bulked up because he was expecting to
have to fight a Mexican go to town on Carloschman,
so you.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Or isn't he half German, half Guatemalan or something?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Anyway, Happy birthday to Joe Rogan bob Odin Kirk.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Maybe you've heard of him. He is sixty three today.
Jeff Goldbloom seventy three. Christopher Lloyd from you know, Back
to the Future, Doc Brown, Uh huh. And of course
he was also Jim Ignatowski on Taxi and a Klingon
who killed Kirk's son. Anyway, he's eighty seven years old
(01:57):
now and no longer with us. The the lead singer
and guitarist from Mountain, Leslie West.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Here's a big boy, wouldn't he.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, we got to meet him launch it, but the
grammy's in New York. He's a good old boy. He's
a nice villa.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
You're probably expecting me to play Mississippi Queen, but instead
I'm going to play theme from an imaginary Western.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I knew you were going to do that because you're
anti establishment.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, Mountain, what's up? Leslie?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Even though dead, you know, even though that's a girl's name,
he's still a cool guy, but.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
He's been dead five years.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Still cool, Leslie, cooler, cooler than you, Dad, than you alive.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
So curly of the three Stooges that he was born
in the state nineteen o three.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I've heard of that.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Today's National Nut Day. You know, there's all kinds of
nuts out there. You don't want to play that clip
from Best of Show. I'm sure they'd take a while.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
They don't have it available, but I get the general idea.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
And in just eleven days a week and a half,
not this coming Saturday, but the next Saturday, we get
to shift out of daylight saving times and that means
it's going to.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Be dark by about quarter to five. So he kind
of slept an extra hour today if that was today.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That's true. So when we fall back here in the fall,
we get that hour back that we lost back in
the spring.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
And then can we stop doing it after that?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I wish, yeah, But if we were going to do it,
don't you want to leave it the way it is now? No?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I want the hour and then.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
We just leave it daylight saving time and just call
it regular time now instead of going back to that
thing where by the time I get out of the headshed.
In the evening, it is pitch black dark. I don't
have time to go outside and do anything with my flowers.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Well, those of us that get up early and work
in the morning would like me too, would mike more
light in the morning.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
You know. But it's going to be dark no matter
what time we get up and come to work, because
it's dark at four thirty or five, with or without
the time change. I mean, it's never light outside when
you're coming to work, unless you're really late.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I don't know why, because I know he's talking about
like night and day and darkness and stuff. But when
he says those were I.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Always feel a little disturbing, right, Yeah, I feel the
same way.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's like the way you say the word jew, billyet.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Even though I know what you know, jew, even though
I know you're not saying anything bad, it's just the
way you say it.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
It always makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
But when you say stuff that makes me uncomfortable, that's
that's too bad.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
When I do it, it's cool and fresh and edgy.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
When you do it, it's old and racist. Can we
get to this day in history because I got one.
I've been wanting to. I've been setting on it all morning.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
All right, well, today is National not Day, as you explained,
and today in history is brought to you by.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
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Speaker 3 (04:51):
And law tigers dot Com wants you to know that today,
in eighteen thirty six, this is.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
The one you were gonna do.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
You wanted to steal it from me, did you? I'll
let you go ahead. Old Sam Houston maybe you heard
of him, was inaugurated the first presidente of tay Haas
about that the nation by the way of Texas.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Easily my favorite founding father, and not just because I
live in Houston.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Sam Houston was such a cool guy. He was way
ahead of his time.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
He was pro union, anti slavery, he was into the Republic.
He liked smoking the peace pipe with the Native girls.
He got sick of the white man for a while.
He went out and lived on the reservation. If I'm
not mistaken, it may not have.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Slaves at some point and then set them free, turn
them loose or whatever. Because I've read a story a
while back that you know, Sam Houston University up in
Huntsville is not named after Sam Houston, named after his son.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Okay, So Sam Houston was a slave owner. He had
twelve slaves most of his life, but he was considered
to be anti slavery and a post death property inventory
listed as valuable assets something something somebody.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
But he sent them free basically as slaves became like
his his children. And there was one named Sam different
middle name Houston, and that he left you know, in
his will he left them property and valuables and purely
Sam Houston University named after the son.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Okay, So apparently he was against secession. And he educated
his slaves, and he allowed his slaves to keep their
earn earnings and maintain families. And I even let his
slaves go to school. So he's a pretty nice guy.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
In mister brow, Yeah paid them, Yeah, he let them
keep their earnings.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Well, it turned out they liked money.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
It turned out I think if you are getting paid.
You're mainly not a slave.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Oh you Oh, though they technically were complicated.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Technically they couldn't leave.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
It's like a job they couldn't quit. But he was
He was known to be nice to them. So I
guess history is complicated, is what we're saying.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Today's also the the birth of the xerox.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Oh you mean Elon Musk's last child, right.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
No, No, not the baby, the humans. No, the photo copier.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Oh, I thought we were talking about one of the
children of the richest men on earth.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
IBM, RCA and Kodak all had no interest in this
wacky new gadget that some guy came up with. They
didn't think there would be a use for a machine
that just made copies of stuff that you already had.
So Chester Carlson in nineteen thirty eight started manufacturing the
device himself, made about one hundred million dollars. That's why
(07:42):
xerox pretty much is kind of like the word coke.
It can mean any kind of soft drink. Xerox basically
is the name people gave for any kind of copier.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Do you remember when she was running for president and
Kamalas said that black people and people in small towns
weren't smart enough to use xerox machine.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
The voter id one of those compromises that you've supported.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
I don't think that we should underestimate what that could mean.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Voter idea lags because in.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Some people's mind that means, well, you're gonna have to
zero oxs our photocopy your idea to send it in
to proof you are who you are.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
That's that's dumb. But amazingly, this gets dumber. This gets dumber.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Well, there are a whole lot of people, especially people
who live in rural communities, who don't. There's no Kinkos,
there's no office Max.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Y'all know that Kinko's went away decades ago. She said
this last year. Do you understand how close we came
to that out of touch woman being president?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Well, now she's a foul mouth. I don't know if
you've heard any of her, and I don't know if
we're finished with this day in history or not, but
it is. I got that's something to bring up. Our
friend Kamala Harris is throwing the f momb around now
in her speeches because all the Democrats agreed that's how
you act tough in this country today. You're strong, you're tough,
(09:06):
you're a dynamic leader. If you throw an F bomb
or two around, I'll.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Give an alternative theory there.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Sometimes when I'm recording stuff for my podcast that I'm
not going to use on the radio, I swear a
little bit because I know a lot less people are
going to hear it, and it doesn't matter as much.
Do you think there's a similar thing happening here? Sounds like, hey, yoe,
real quick. Today in history, I'll just shove them in
real quick. Seventeen forty six, Princeton received its charter. Seventeen
ninety seven, the first successful parachute jump off the Eiffel
(09:35):
Tower in Paris. You know why that's important, because some
of them are not successful.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Today.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
In nineteen eighteen, Baltimore and Washington, DC ran out of
coffins thanks to the Spanish flu. Today, in nineteen sixty two,
President Kennedy addressed the nation on the Cuban missile crisis.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Today.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
In nineteen sixty four, some French guy rejected the Nobel
Prize for literature.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I always thought that was kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Today, in nineteen seventy eight, Pope John Paul the Second
got inaugurated and Lance Armstrong was stripped of all of
his bicycle race metals.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Today in twenty twelve, he even took one of his testicles. Yeah,
and that was a grab, wasn't it.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I think that was technically different, billions, it was a
different situation. Hey, Catholic News coming up in a little bit.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
What do you got.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
We have a fun little bear story because everybody loves,
you know, animals and bears especially. And the quote from
Kamala Harris here talking about instead of owning up to
the responsibility, the powerful have to have some level of concern.
It's not just basic effing curiosity and the well being
of other people, and then later she added another there's
(10:37):
so much about this moment that is trying to make
people feel like they've lost their minds, when in fact
these mother efforts are crazy. That's the woman who wanted
to be president.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Wow, isn't she special? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Well, I don't think her husband thinks so. Apparently he'd
rather hang out with the nanny.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Well dumb our top winner in the showcase.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Is Gay Walton and Johnson Radio Network kind of.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Reminds me of surfer music, but not quite New music
from LACA and the Cosmonauts. This is called Sunset Beach
on their new album Texaicali thirty. Okay, Yeah, kind of
a surfer Southern rock surfer band, but more of a
Caribbean surfer blend. Is that fusion and the manage what
it sounds like when you do Southern rock mixed with
surf rock, it sounds Caribbean or Caribbean if you will.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
So, do you think people want to hear more about bears?
Are billionaires? First?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
I prefer bears, but that's mostly just because I'm a
hater and I don't have a bit true.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
You're not a billionaire, and it gives me.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
An excuse to play this old jam that Billy ed
loves like a good songs like.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
This Little Wretches.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
It kind of sounds like you all, you.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Gotta do.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
The Bees. That's simple, Bess. That voice right there, that's
Terry's Glickxon. Is that his name? I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I doubt it. Phil Harris that's him.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Yeah, yep, anyways, really old. And he used to say
our bear news, Bear News Bear News. Uh yeah, it's
sponsored and everything well sock yeah, yeah, who's sponsored at Dragos?
Speaker 6 (12:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I love Dragos Dragos Restaurant dot com. Go there today.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
They don't serve bear, No they don't, but they do
serve gator bytes and they just serve bears. And I'm
pretty sure we're not importing gator bytes from foreign countries,
despite what the Texas Democrats have been saying. No, no,
they you know, they'll just make a lie up quick
as they can. The black bear in this story, sorry sorry,
African American bear h in this story was caught sneaking
(12:43):
into the zoo. Bears you would say, would normally try
to get out of the zoo. This happened in California.
Sequoia Park Zoo said that this past Friday, the staff
came to work and found a wild black bear roaming
the grounds of the zoo. They said the bear was
(13:06):
even interacting with the bears that live at the zoo.
They said he was raised up on his back legs,
leaning over the railing, looking into the bear habitat. I
don't know if they were communicating in some way, or
if he was just laughing at them for being locked up,
(13:26):
or you know how that worked out, but the bear
was definitely an unexpected visitor, gotting a private tour. Would
you love that?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Did you look like he was having a good time?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
It really did.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Bears have very animated expressions on their.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Faces, and they're almost always very relaxed and just look
like they're having a good time, Like look at this,
Look at this cute little guy here. He's at the
Bear exhibit, leaning over the rail, just like the kids
do when they go to the zoo.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
That's what I do when I go to the bears.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
That's what the bear did.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I feel like we'd be friends with each other.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I wonder why he didn't jump in there with him.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
I wonder if he likes Jim McMahon just like I do.
You know, probably that's cool because that's bears. Sure, the Bears, right, obviously,
especially back then. The Bears were better back then. You know,
now we got billionaire now right.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Now, billionaire newis go ahead, shove it in.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
You think of Jeff Bezos, well, I don't know what
you think of most people when they's a guy that
started Amazon. But you might be saying the guy that
has the hot teenage wife.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
I don't know that she's a teenager. I think she's
in her fifties. Most people are young. Most people are
talking about Amazon this week because of the giant software
malfunction they had on Monday.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Yeah, that messed up some stuff everything, right, Yeah, did
you know that Jeff Bezos don't really own much Amazon anymore?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
What do you mean stock? Is that what you're talking about?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
He says he owns less than ten percent. He's the
founder of the company, and now he only owns nine
point six percent. That's because he unloaded over one hundred
million shares in the past year.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Now, apparently that's about five point seven billion dollars. But
going back to twenty twenty four, eighteen point two billion
dollars worth of stock.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Now, when he founded the company and it went public
in ninety seven, he owned forty three percent. He's not
the only one selling either, his ex wife, who's probably
still pretty hot about this new wife. She's also a billionaire,
by the way, just you know, by divorcing him, and
she got about forty two percent. Oh no, she has
(15:30):
sold about forty two percent of what she owned. She
only owns about four percent of the company. So he owns,
you know, twice as much as her and then some.
But his net worth, you'll be happy, you know, is
still way up over two hundred billion dollars, so, you know,
good for him.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Way back in two thousand and one, you could buy
Amazon stock for seventy five cents.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
And then right at the beginning of Trump's first term,
it looks like it was at thirty nine dollars. The
end of his first term, it was up to one
hundred and fifty four during the Joe Biden heres shot
down to eighty five bucks. Now it's up to two
eighteen during Trump again.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
So do you guys know about the lawsuit between the
new wife's brother and.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Her husband, nor the Jeff Bezos is involved in a
lawsuit with his chesty Latino wife's brother.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah, Lauren Sanchez is the new wife. Her brother Michael Sanchez.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Don't you mean macow or something that It just says Michael, Okay,
you know, but Sanchez could be Miguel.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I don't know sure. Apparently the dispute started because they
were both having affairs. This is the way the story goes.
Lauren was still married, Bezos was still married, but you know,
doing each other. I could see why the brother wouldn't
like that, And they said it wasn't just suspicion or
(16:56):
rumors there were X rated photos and private texts.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
The two X rated photos of Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
And the reason that they got the X rated photos
and the private texts is because of the brother. He
rated out his own sister. And so now Bezos and
and I guess Lauren too, took him to court and
sued him and they won, or he sued them and
he lost, and then they're like, Okay, well you got
(17:26):
to pay legal fees and court costs and all that
kind of stuff. Obviously Besils doesn't need somebody to pay
his legal fees. Imagine he wants to just to punish him.
Imagine leaking nude photos of your own sister. Oh bro,
oh my god, I was pretty easy to find these two.
Oh yeah, look at that ball. It's actually not that risk.
(17:47):
But I mean it's not you know, she's covering up
some stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
She's got some body hair going on.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
You don't see that a lot nowadays, you know, No,
you know it's interesting to me is she had to
pretend to be interested in looking at nude pictures of Jeff.
I mean, I'm not interested in the photos. I'm interested
in the thought of her being interested in it, because
you know, damn well, I have a funny feeling his
appearance isn't what she's attracted to. I mean, you eve
looked at a picture of the two of them together.
I suspect while he's very interested in her visual aesthetics,
(18:17):
there's something else about him that she likes. And it's
not the way he looks naked up it that's not
it at all. I suspect it's probably not all right, kiddos.
You know what time it is. It's time risk to
talk about this. United Airlines captain says, oh, we did
this yesterday. Let me back up again. You know what
time it is. The US birth rate has hit an
(18:38):
all time low. Come on, America, you get back in
there and get busy. You know there's two guys in
the country right now who could solve this whole problem
with the birth rate issue.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Two men kind of a you know, Hunsung heroes.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
If you will, who the birth rates are plummeting, which
is why America wants you to make babies.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Don't worry.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
It's easy.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
One.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Take your lady to a nice restaurant, preferably one without
a roll of paper towels on the table. Step two,
compliment her laugh unless her laugh is in response to
you saying you want to have kids, then don't compliment
her laugh. Step three, when you get home, light candles
and put on shaw Day and let the knight take
you where it may. And nine months later, uh yeah,
(19:26):
pretend you didn't hear that part.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
So what are you waiting for?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
America?
Speaker 6 (19:31):
As JFK once put it, ask not what your country
can do for you, Ask who you can do for
your country.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
And the heroes we need are Elon Musk and Nick Cannon.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Go get them boys.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, I f al feeling they know exactly what to
do to solve this problem, repopulate the planet. And it
involves chicks they met on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Utbra, what Bra? Sutbro?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Take a swing brow right here?
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Why you gotta disrespect Bra?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Do respect you bro?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Some respect?
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Bra?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Do respect you, Bro.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I've just respected to respect you.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I respect you too, Okay.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
This song is referred to as a profanity phil South
Park song, so I'd probably shut it down pretty quick.
Here it sounds like they're about to get into the
profanity park. I didn't hear anything too dirty yet, but
I caution you not to wait much longer. Bryan Boitano,
Olympic figure skater, is sixty two years young and fabulous today.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
And if I'm not mistaken, is any gay?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Other birthdays include that little Boy from Jerry McGuire. Jonathan
Lipniki is now a thirty five year old man, also
a little boy.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Not for nothing, but Lipniki is a pretty funny name.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's funny.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Another TV child star, Michael Fishman, played Roseanne's son DJ.
Remember the old Roseanne show?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Oh oh the Connors, Yeah right sure? Forty four?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Now, my god, how old are we? Jesse Tyler Ferguson
from Modern Family at the Gay One, Yes, yes, he's fifty.
Carlos Mencia fifty eight. That's the Gay One.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Stop it.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Carlos is a nice guy. But don't tell Joe Rogan
that I was. I was there when the two of
them got into a fight with that'ch.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
The reason Joe bulked up because he was expecting to
have to fight a Mexican go to town on Carloschman,
so you.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Or isn't he half German, half Guatemalan or something?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Anyway, Happy birthday to Joe Rogan bob Odin Kirk.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Maybe you've heard of him. He is sixty three today.
Jeff Goldbloom seventy three. Christopher Lloyd from you know, Back
to the Future, Doc Brown, Uh huh. And of course
he was also Jim Ignatowski on Taxi and a Klingon
who killed Kirk's son. Anyway, he's eighty seven years old
(01:57):
now and no longer with us. The the lead singer
and guitarist from Mountain, Leslie West.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Here's a big boy, wouldn't he.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, we got to meet him launch it, but the
grammy's in New York. He's a good old boy. He's
a nice villa.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
You're probably expecting me to play Mississippi Queen, but instead
I'm going to play theme from an imaginary Western.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I knew you were going to do that because you're
anti establishment.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, Mountain, what's up? Leslie?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Even though dead, you know, even though that's a girl's name,
he's still a cool guy, but.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
He's been dead five years.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Still cool, Leslie, cooler, cooler than you, Dad, than you alive.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
So curly of the three Stooges that he was born
in the state nineteen o three.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I've heard of that.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Today's National Nut Day. You know, there's all kinds of
nuts out there. You don't want to play that clip
from Best of Show. I'm sure they'd take a while.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
They don't have it available, but I get the general idea.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
And in just eleven days a week and a half,
not this coming Saturday, but the next Saturday, we get
to shift out of daylight saving times and that means
it's going to.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Be dark by about quarter to five. So he kind
of slept an extra hour today if that was today.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That's true. So when we fall back here in the fall,
we get that hour back that we lost back in
the spring.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
And then can we stop doing it after that?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I wish, yeah, But if we were going to do it,
don't you want to leave it the way it is now? No?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I want the hour and then.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
We just leave it daylight saving time and just call
it regular time now instead of going back to that
thing where by the time I get out of the headshed.
In the evening, it is pitch black dark. I don't
have time to go outside and do anything with my flowers.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Well, those of us that get up early and work
in the morning would like me too, would mike more
light in the morning.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
You know. But it's going to be dark no matter
what time we get up and come to work, because
it's dark at four thirty or five, with or without
the time change. I mean, it's never light outside when
you're coming to work, unless you're really late.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I don't know why, because I know he's talking about
like night and day and darkness and stuff. But when
he says those were I.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Always feel a little disturbing, right, Yeah, I feel the
same way.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's like the way you say the word jew, billyet.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Even though I know what you know, jew, even though
I know you're not saying anything bad, it's just the
way you say it.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
It always makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
But when you say stuff that makes me uncomfortable, that's
that's too bad.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
When I do it, it's cool and fresh and edgy.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
When you do it, it's old and racist. Can we
get to this day in history because I got one.
I've been wanting to. I've been setting on it all morning.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
All right, well, today is National not Day, as you explained,
and today in history is brought to you by.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
That would be law Tigers wat tigers dot com. You
have a motorcycle accident, law Tiger's your best friend. I mean,
you probably want to call, you know, your significant other
and let them know you know, something happened. Hopefully you're okay,
but if not, the insurance company. I know they say
they're going to be your best friend, but they're not
law Tigers. That's the way to go.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
And law tigers dot Com wants you to know that today,
in eighteen thirty six, this is.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
The one you were gonna do.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
You wanted to steal it from me, did you? I'll
let you go ahead. Old Sam Houston maybe you heard
of him, was inaugurated the first presidente of tay Haas
about that the nation by the way of Texas.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Easily my favorite founding father, and not just because I
live in Houston.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Sam Houston was such a cool guy. He was way
ahead of his time.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
He was pro union, anti slavery, he was into the Republic.
He liked smoking the peace pipe with the Native girls.
He got sick of the white man for a while.
He went out and lived on the reservation. If I'm
not mistaken, it may not have.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Slaves at some point and then set them free, turn
them loose or whatever. Because I've read a story a
while back that you know, Sam Houston University up in
Huntsville is not named after Sam Houston, named after his son.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Okay, So Sam Houston was a slave owner. He had
twelve slaves most of his life, but he was considered
to be anti slavery and a post death property inventory
listed as valuable assets something something somebody.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
But he sent them free basically as slaves became like
his his children. And there was one named Sam different
middle name Houston, and that he left you know, in
his will he left them property and valuables and purely
Sam Houston University named after the son.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Okay, So apparently he was against secession. And he educated
his slaves, and he allowed his slaves to keep their
earn earnings and maintain families. And I even let his
slaves go to school. So he's a pretty nice guy.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
In mister brow, Yeah paid them, Yeah, he let them
keep their earnings.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Well, it turned out they liked money.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
It turned out I think if you are getting paid.
You're mainly not a slave.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Oh you Oh, though they technically were complicated.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Technically they couldn't leave.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
It's like a job they couldn't quit. But he was
He was known to be nice to them. So I
guess history is complicated, is what we're saying.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Today's also the the birth of the xerox.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Oh you mean Elon Musk's last child, right.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
No, No, not the baby, the humans. No, the photo copier.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Oh, I thought we were talking about one of the
children of the richest men on earth.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
IBM, RCA and Kodak all had no interest in this
wacky new gadget that some guy came up with. They
didn't think there would be a use for a machine
that just made copies of stuff that you already had.
So Chester Carlson in nineteen thirty eight started manufacturing the
device himself, made about one hundred million dollars. That's why
(07:42):
xerox pretty much is kind of like the word coke.
It can mean any kind of soft drink. Xerox basically
is the name people gave for any kind of copier.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Do you remember when she was running for president and
Kamalas said that black people and people in small towns
weren't smart enough to use xerox machine.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
The voter id one of those compromises that you've supported.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
I don't think that we should underestimate what that could mean.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Voter idea lags because in.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Some people's mind that means, well, you're gonna have to
zero oxs our photocopy your idea to send it in
to proof you are who you are.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
That's that's dumb. But amazingly, this gets dumber. This gets dumber.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Well, there are a whole lot of people, especially people
who live in rural communities, who don't. There's no Kinkos,
there's no office Max.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Y'all know that Kinko's went away decades ago. She said
this last year. Do you understand how close we came
to that out of touch woman being president?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Well, now she's a foul mouth. I don't know if
you've heard any of her, and I don't know if
we're finished with this day in history or not, but
it is. I got that's something to bring up. Our
friend Kamala Harris is throwing the f momb around now
in her speeches because all the Democrats agreed that's how
you act tough in this country today. You're strong, you're tough,
(09:06):
you're a dynamic leader. If you throw an F bomb
or two around, I'll.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Give an alternative theory there.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Sometimes when I'm recording stuff for my podcast that I'm
not going to use on the radio, I swear a
little bit because I know a lot less people are
going to hear it, and it doesn't matter as much.
Do you think there's a similar thing happening here? Sounds like, hey, yoe,
real quick. Today in history, I'll just shove them in
real quick. Seventeen forty six, Princeton received its charter. Seventeen
ninety seven, the first successful parachute jump off the Eiffel
(09:35):
Tower in Paris. You know why that's important, because some
of them are not successful.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Today.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
In nineteen eighteen, Baltimore and Washington, DC ran out of
coffins thanks to the Spanish flu. Today, in nineteen sixty two,
President Kennedy addressed the nation on the Cuban missile crisis.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Today.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
In nineteen sixty four, some French guy rejected the Nobel
Prize for literature.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I always thought that was kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Today, in nineteen seventy eight, Pope John Paul the Second
got inaugurated and Lance Armstrong was stripped of all of
his bicycle race metals.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Today in twenty twelve, he even took one of his testicles. Yeah,
and that was a grab, wasn't it.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I think that was technically different, billions, it was a
different situation. Hey, Catholic News coming up in a little bit.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
What do you got.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
We have a fun little bear story because everybody loves,
you know, animals and bears especially. And the quote from
Kamala Harris here talking about instead of owning up to
the responsibility, the powerful have to have some level of concern.
It's not just basic effing curiosity and the well being
of other people, and then later she added another there's
(10:37):
so much about this moment that is trying to make
people feel like they've lost their minds, when in fact
these mother efforts are crazy. That's the woman who wanted
to be president.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Wow, isn't she special? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Well, I don't think her husband thinks so. Apparently he'd
rather hang out with the nanny.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Well dumb our top winner in the showcase.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Is Gay Walton and Johnson Radio Network kind of.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Reminds me of surfer music, but not quite New music
from LACA and the Cosmonauts. This is called Sunset Beach
on their new album Texaicali thirty. Okay, Yeah, kind of
a surfer Southern rock surfer band, but more of a
Caribbean surfer blend. Is that fusion and the manage what
it sounds like when you do Southern rock mixed with
surf rock, it sounds Caribbean or Caribbean if you will.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
So, do you think people want to hear more about bears?
Are billionaires? First?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
I prefer bears, but that's mostly just because I'm a
hater and I don't have a bit true.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
You're not a billionaire, and it gives me.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
An excuse to play this old jam that Billy ed
loves like a good songs like.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
This Little Wretches.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
It kind of sounds like you all, you.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Gotta do.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
The Bees. That's simple, Bess. That voice right there, that's
Terry's Glickxon. Is that his name? I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I doubt it. Phil Harris that's him.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Yeah, yep, anyways, really old. And he used to say
our bear news, Bear News Bear News. Uh yeah, it's
sponsored and everything well sock yeah, yeah, who's sponsored at Dragos?
Speaker 6 (12:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I love Dragos Dragos Restaurant dot com. Go there today.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
They don't serve bear, No they don't, but they do
serve gator bytes and they just serve bears. And I'm
pretty sure we're not importing gator bytes from foreign countries,
despite what the Texas Democrats have been saying. No, no,
they you know, they'll just make a lie up quick
as they can. The black bear in this story, sorry sorry,
African American bear h in this story was caught sneaking
(12:43):
into the zoo. Bears you would say, would normally try
to get out of the zoo. This happened in California.
Sequoia Park Zoo said that this past Friday, the staff
came to work and found a wild black bear roaming
the grounds of the zoo. They said the bear was
(13:06):
even interacting with the bears that live at the zoo.
They said he was raised up on his back legs,
leaning over the railing, looking into the bear habitat. I
don't know if they were communicating in some way, or
if he was just laughing at them for being locked up,
(13:26):
or you know how that worked out, but the bear
was definitely an unexpected visitor, gotting a private tour. Would
you love that?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Did you look like he was having a good time?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
It really did.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Bears have very animated expressions on their.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Faces, and they're almost always very relaxed and just look
like they're having a good time, Like look at this,
Look at this cute little guy here. He's at the
Bear exhibit, leaning over the rail, just like the kids
do when they go to the zoo.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
That's what I do when I go to the bears.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
That's what the bear did.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I feel like we'd be friends with each other.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I wonder why he didn't jump in there with him.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
I wonder if he likes Jim McMahon just like I do.
You know, probably that's cool because that's bears. Sure, the Bears, right, obviously,
especially back then. The Bears were better back then. You know,
now we got billionaire now right.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Now, billionaire newis go ahead, shove it in.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
You think of Jeff Bezos, well, I don't know what
you think of most people when they's a guy that
started Amazon. But you might be saying the guy that
has the hot teenage wife.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
I don't know that she's a teenager. I think she's
in her fifties. Most people are young. Most people are
talking about Amazon this week because of the giant software
malfunction they had on Monday.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Yeah, that messed up some stuff everything, right, Yeah, did
you know that Jeff Bezos don't really own much Amazon anymore?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
What do you mean stock? Is that what you're talking about?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
He says he owns less than ten percent. He's the
founder of the company, and now he only owns nine
point six percent. That's because he unloaded over one hundred
million shares in the past year.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Now, apparently that's about five point seven billion dollars. But
going back to twenty twenty four, eighteen point two billion
dollars worth of stock.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Now, when he founded the company and it went public
in ninety seven, he owned forty three percent. He's not
the only one selling either, his ex wife, who's probably
still pretty hot about this new wife. She's also a billionaire,
by the way, just you know, by divorcing him, and
she got about forty two percent. Oh no, she has
(15:30):
sold about forty two percent of what she owned. She
only owns about four percent of the company. So he owns,
you know, twice as much as her and then some.
But his net worth, you'll be happy, you know, is
still way up over two hundred billion dollars, so, you know,
good for him.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Way back in two thousand and one, you could buy
Amazon stock for seventy five cents.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
And then right at the beginning of Trump's first term,
it looks like it was at thirty nine dollars. The
end of his first term, it was up to one
hundred and fifty four during the Joe Biden heres shot
down to eighty five bucks. Now it's up to two
eighteen during Trump again.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
So do you guys know about the lawsuit between the
new wife's brother and.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Her husband, nor the Jeff Bezos is involved in a
lawsuit with his chesty Latino wife's brother.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah, Lauren Sanchez is the new wife. Her brother Michael Sanchez.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Don't you mean macow or something that It just says Michael, Okay,
you know, but Sanchez could be Miguel.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I don't know sure. Apparently the dispute started because they
were both having affairs. This is the way the story goes.
Lauren was still married, Bezos was still married, but you know,
doing each other. I could see why the brother wouldn't
like that, And they said it wasn't just suspicion or
(16:56):
rumors there were X rated photos and private texts.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
The two X rated photos of Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
And the reason that they got the X rated photos
and the private texts is because of the brother. He
rated out his own sister. And so now Bezos and
and I guess Lauren too, took him to court and
sued him and they won, or he sued them and
he lost, and then they're like, Okay, well you got
(17:26):
to pay legal fees and court costs and all that
kind of stuff. Obviously Besils doesn't need somebody to pay
his legal fees. Imagine he wants to just to punish him.
Imagine leaking nude photos of your own sister. Oh bro,
oh my god, I was pretty easy to find these two.
Oh yeah, look at that ball. It's actually not that risk.
(17:47):
But I mean it's not you know, she's covering up
some stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
She's got some body hair going on.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
You don't see that a lot nowadays, you know, No,
you know it's interesting to me is she had to
pretend to be interested in looking at nude pictures of Jeff.
I mean, I'm not interested in the photos. I'm interested
in the thought of her being interested in it, because
you know, damn well, I have a funny feeling his
appearance isn't what she's attracted to. I mean, you eve
looked at a picture of the two of them together.
I suspect while he's very interested in her visual aesthetics,
(18:17):
there's something else about him that she likes. And it's
not the way he looks naked up it that's not
it at all. I suspect it's probably not all right, kiddos.
You know what time it is. It's time risk to
talk about this. United Airlines captain says, oh, we did
this yesterday. Let me back up again. You know what
time it is. The US birth rate has hit an
(18:38):
all time low. Come on, America, you get back in
there and get busy. You know there's two guys in
the country right now who could solve this whole problem
with the birth rate issue.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Two men kind of a you know, Hunsung heroes.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
If you will, who the birth rates are plummeting, which
is why America wants you to make babies.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Don't worry.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
It's easy.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
One.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Take your lady to a nice restaurant, preferably one without
a roll of paper towels on the table. Step two,
compliment her laugh unless her laugh is in response to
you saying you want to have kids, then don't compliment
her laugh. Step three, when you get home, light candles
and put on shaw Day and let the knight take
you where it may. And nine months later, uh yeah,
(19:26):
pretend you didn't hear that part.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
So what are you waiting for?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
America?
Speaker 6 (19:31):
As JFK once put it, ask not what your country
can do for you, Ask who you can do for
your country.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
And the heroes we need are Elon Musk and Nick Cannon.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Go get them boys.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, I f al feeling they know exactly what to
do to solve this problem, repopulate the planet. And it
involves chicks they met on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Utbra, what Bra? Sutbro?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Take a swing brow right here?
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Why you gotta disrespect Bra?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Do respect you bro?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Some respect?
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Bra?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Do respect you, Bro.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I've just respected to respect you.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I respect you too, Okay.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
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