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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, let's get real for just a minute. Here sarie
(00:04):
football's back. They're at football, but everybody's pretty excited about it.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
College more so than pros. But it's all back.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
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Speaker 2 (00:57):
I thought it was the best friend. Oh no, that's
the best medicine.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Coming up on the show, Roger Waters arguing at the
ghost of Ozzie Osbourne.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Sorry to we'll tell you the story that's coming up later. Guys.
I have black armbands for everyone. If you would go
ahead and put these on. Please, These should.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Probably all go to the on the left arm. Why
would we wear black armbands? Are we joining a militia
or something?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
What's that for? It's cute how you don't know the
huge news story of the day. Yeah, sure, pretend like
you're not aware that fashion Moghul Armani is no more.
That's a real person. I just thought that was the
name of a company. Georgio Armani and the fashion house
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missed Milan Fashion Week this year, and it was gonna
be a big, you know, like fiftieth celebration and all.
But at the age of ninety one, he passed away
peacefully in his sleep. Coronavirus COVID, probably ninety one. I
think I'll just be in ninety one. Yeah, a lot
of that. He passed away surrounded by loved ones. With
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infinite sorrow. The Armani Group announces the passing of its creator, founder,
and tireless driving force behind the name Harmony. I thought
he got murdered in Miami and then they turned guy.
It's a different guy. Who's that. It was a different
guy Versace and Harmani. That's two different guys. It's yeah,
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it's like Webster and Williams are two different people. Well,
what do we need both of them for?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Billy?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
That's a damn good questions, A damn good question, right.
I didn't expect you. I know you don't know that
much about you know, important things like fashion. But I
didn't expect you to make light of a man's passing.
I think we're making light of it. It's just you know,
who cares, you know. He of course became a global
sensation practically overnight. A lot of that had to do
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with the fact that he had a very symbiotic relationship.
I guess you could say with Hollywood. I'm sure you
don't remember the movie, but some of our older listeners
might remember American Jigglow from nineteen eighty range. Anyway, I
saw American Psycho. That's a good movie. Christian Baleyah, a
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kind of a different thing. I like that part with
Huey Lewis in the news that parts man and he's
chasing the girls down the hall would act. Yeah, yeah,
that part's cool, mister. What'd you think of that? American
Jigglow featured Richard gear rifling through a big, guiling array
of Armani suits. Oh he looked good too, let me
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just tell you. And everybody wanted to dress like the
American Jigglow after that. Sure, I mean, but he also
did Leonardo DiCaprio and The Wolf of Wall Street. Perhaps
you're more familiar with that.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You ever seen that part in American Psycho where they're
all comparing business cards and they look exactly the same.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Then the guy throws that one down. I don't know
what was so great about it, but it was slow motion.
It came in boom, but everybody had to just whoa.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
That was funny, and they are their minds were blown right,
that part was cool, right, mister.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Inglorious Bastards where Brad Pitt was in a white tuxedo,
looked fat Armani harmony a good Fellas Untouchables. He suited up,
oh Christian Bale power suit for Patrick Bateman.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh yeah that's right, dude. American Psycho, why didn't you
lead with that? That's a good movie, dude.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, yeah, never mind.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
When they're a thing called the Devil Wears Prada and
she goes they're sure was she goes get me Armani?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
And was she did she mean on the phone? Is
that what that meant? I think she did.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
So it's the same guy then, not as the woman
in the show. Why didn't they just call it Devil
Wears ARMANI?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Uh, they didn't. They didn't insult consult with me on
that a lot. You have a lot of questions about
the fashion world, and I'm happy to sit down and
answer them, but probably not right now. It is also
one of those days where it's like the double whammy
or Moni's dead and it's also Freddy Mercury's birthday. And
you know what I find interesting about this? Wow, this
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is a big day for AIDS. If you look at
Freddy Mercury. Of course, he passed away too soon and
he's long gone. But do you know that if he
were alive today, Yeah, he's the same age as President Trump. Wow,
so you'd still be kicking it, Isn't it hard to
imagine what Freddie Mercury would would look like, what it
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would be like, just anything about who Freddy Mercury would
be at the age of seventy nine, same age as
Bill Clinton as well, Trump and Clinton born in the
same year.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Well, no, you could just use AI and say, what
would Freddie Mercury look like if he was old, don't
do that, you should do that, and then he would
show you. Yeah, yeah, they got a thing for that.
I'd imagine he'd be bald, hated. Probably, God, he's probably
probably happy now that he went. When he did, he'd
probably looked kind of like Donna Tella Versacia. I didn't
know who she was till a few minutes ago, and
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now I'm obsessed with how.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Ugly she is. Well, a lot of that has to
do with the surgeon. What happened. She had a plastic
surgeon make her look She had a lot of plastic surgery.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
She looks pretty when she's younger, but then when she
got older, she didn't get older, she just got.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
More monstrous looking. Oh hideous, she turned into a dude
or something.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I thought all that plastic surgery was supposed to make
you look like a woman, supposed to Yeah, so this
used to be a dude or what.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
And I know, no, I know, everybody blames the plastic
surgeon when things don't go well Renee Zellweger. But sometimes
it's just the person. And I don't mean, you know,
they're a good or a bad person. I think there
are some people who are just the makeup of their body.
The body composition does not take to surgery. Hm hm.
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And you can have the same doctor performed the same
procedure on five women and at least probably one out
of the five is probably not going to develop. Well,
let's say, you know, they do a facial eyes, chin,
little lip plump, all that. Most of the people are
gonna come out looking better. Some are gonna turn out
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hideous like that.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, there was one of these women at the comedy
club with us last night. She looks like she was
fifty five, but her breasts looked like they were twenty two.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
It was amazing. You ever hear the cops talk about
finding the like the you know, dead bodies of a
woman who had a boob job. No, no, what happened?
Buddy Money opened the trunk of a car one time
because they were looking for you know, missing person. Sure
that's the cops do, right, Yeah, And they popped trunk
open on the car. But suspect was in and there's
this dead woman been dead for a couple of weeks,
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so she had, you know, all shriveled up everything like
dead people do. Wow, like a raisin, you know what
the cops at man, these Boobs was just sitting up
Pine Proud, buddy, it's kind of creepy.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
That is kind of creepy. You think that would have
happened to Freddie Mercury. You know, he'd be dead, but
like he had a silicon penis or something and had
kept its shape.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I'm still trying not to visualize him, Bald.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
It's just fantasy.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Called a less side, escape from reality.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Maybe because these people they are crazy, because they always
talk about how Christian they is. I don't know how
many them on this side. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I'm gonna say so many moments ago if someone texted
me and said that their their friend's sister was murdered.
Oh no, I'm getting these texts right now, and that
kind of broke your concentration.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Huh. Don't people know you're you're in the middle of
your job. Well, you know, once in a while, life happens.
That's the thing about life.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
If you're driving down Highway A and all of a
sudden there's a cutoff and you got to get on
highway b Oh boy, why Highway six?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
What did you say that The first thing popped into
my head? Yeah, Highway six right down the road there
I have to miss, by the way, don't get on it.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I've never spent any time there, but I've heard that
they call it highway sex because apparently back in the
day that was where you could get a hooker at.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Oh yeah, back in the day, of course, but not
not anymore. Well, think god, they fixed that problem.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, okay, good and not enough was discussed about this.
But for people in Texas listening, the anti prohibitionist of Texas,
you won this week. Lieutenant Dan raised the white flag
late Wednesday night.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Lieutenant Dan. Yeah, with no legs, No, Damn Patrick. Then oh,
Lieutenant Dane. No, he has legs, he just doesn't have
a spine. That's the thing. The problem.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
He's controlled by big pharma and big alcohol. Late Wednesday night,
he admitted that the efforts to a law of THHC
we just weren't going to move forward.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
There wasn't enough support for it. That's good though, right,
I think? So, okay, just checking.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Maybe we should let people with inflammation and PTSD and
glaucoma decide for themselves if they want to use marijuana
or some other product.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
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Speaker 2 (10:37):
Billy ed, Yeah, how about that? Yeah? I know if
you're dog, you don't taste that different from the regular stuff. Billy,
you're not supposed to eat the dog stuff? Well, I know,
but sometimes, you know, you leave stuff out on the
counter and then you do You ever been to that.
There's a dog bakery next door to the Republic Boot Company. Oh,
it's fantastic. Have you Have you tried it?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I was surprised. It's just like a regular cookie, but
it's not as sweet. They said you could eat it.
I bought something from Milton, obviously, and I took it.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
You can't, I mean, if you're feeding it to your dog,
I don't think it's gonna hurt you it.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Look I took a little nibble myself. It's just like
eating a regular cookie, but without any sugar, and which
wasn't you know?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
You can dip it in icing or something if you won't.
Everybody's got a can of icing at the house, right, Sure,
there's oreos. Just like having butter in the fridge or something.
You gotta have icing around because sometimes you know, you
want something and he says that ain't real good. Maybe
we should put icing on it, and then it's good.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
He's right about that, you can know absolutely. That's why
God invented a one steak sauce. If something's ever ruined,
oh yeah, that just heals it, just like that you
didn't cook it right, just put a little drop of
that out. Or a cheeseburger, Your cheeseburger don't have any flavor.
Put some steak sauce on there. That does a trick.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Also, hunked down the bastard that ruined a good cheeseburger
or steak, and you know, maybe slap them upside the
head and teach him couple of things. Sure, yeah, sure
sounds like the Department of War. Well, the Department of
War isn't so aggressive today. If that's an honest explanation
of what the you know, the Department of Defense. You
know why that's bs because since since we changed the
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name nobody's actually attacked the United States. What are we defending?
We go over there and defend other people, I guess.
But that's not the United States Defense.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Calling it the Department of Defense, that's Orwellian, that's nineteen
eighty four. Calling it the Department of War is honest.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
That's what it is. It's war. And if we call
it anything else, yeah, this is it good war.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Nothing absolutely absolutely no, absolutely absolutely nothing.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
That's right. And the Gulf of America. I think that's
pretty cool too. You're enjoying that.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I like the Department of War, and I mean, I
don't like war, but I like giving it an honest name.
And I also like the Golf of America. If you
don't like the Golf of America, go f yourself in
Johnson Show here, the Walton Johnson Show.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
About thirty five years ago, we came up with that idea,
Why is it the Gulf of Mexico? How come you
know they got to name it and claim it for themselves.
We came up with this idea a long time ago,
back in the nineteen hundreds, but we didn't have somebody
like Trump to take the ball and run with it.
So now we do.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Now we got a guy. Now we got our guy.
He's funny, he's got cool ideas, you know, I get.
Why don't you go spit it, Dak Prescott, you lose her?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
He did that last night already. Yeah, we'll do sports
coming up in a little bit. I'm afraid I've got
some really really sad, sad, terrible news to share with
you when we get to sports. But I don't, you know,
I don't want to I don't want to rush it
was that just hang on was ARMANI was he like
a football fan or something not. I had nothing to
do with that food.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Well, in the meantime, a lot of attentions being paid
right now to who's going to be the next mayor
of New York City.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I was just reading an article about Eric Adams, who
is the incumbent, if I'm not mistaken, and he seems
to be so out of it that he's thinking about.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Just quitting, okay, But also at the same time, there's
no definitive evidence that he's dropping out. Recent reports indicate
he denied rumors of exiting in exchange for a job
in the Trump administration. Todd Shapiro stated, quote Mayor Adams
has not met with Donald Trump. Don't believe the noise.
He's not dropping out of the race. Adams himself has
emphasized his commitment to running, saying, quote, I'm running for
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reelection and I'm going to win.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Maybe it's the fact that The New York Times is
the one that's running this article about him dropping out right.
Sounds like The New York Times is trying to make
sure that they get an honest to god, out, full fledged,
out loud, proud Communist in the mayor's office. Well that's
really important to him, isn't it. Yeah, Because here the
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New York Times says he's considering dropping out of the
race after a secret meeting in Florida. YadA, YadA, YadA.
Then you read down here a little bit further and
you find out that Eric Adams was questioned about this
yesterday and he came out of the steps of City
Hall and said he's not going anywhere. But they still
ran the headline that he's considering quitting. All right.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
So Politico on on Wednesday reported that they offered Eric
Adams the secretary position at the Housing and Urban Development Department.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Called that's a good one. Yet there's there's some fine
folks that have already been through Hood, and he'd be
another fine one. All right, Hang on a second, mister,
help me out here.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Well Ben Carson used to be in charge of it,
and he was the leading pediatric neurosurgeon in the world,
and they put him in charge of Section eight. Right,
So all the crazy people and now we got Eric Adams,
the mayor of the biggest city in America. Is actually,
you know, despite all the criticism, has been pretty good
for lowering the crime rate there. Uh you know, compare
that to Washington, d C. I think had six times
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the murder rate. The dude was running Hood right now,
only had the jobs. It was February. Why they want
to run him off? I mean, I don't know is
he white or black? But say his name is Scott Turner.
He sounds real white. But I can't you know, guarantee
you that Scott Turner. No, he's black. Yeah, he's a
black guy.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
All right. Here's my question. I don't know when's the
last white guy to be in charge of Hood. Maybe
under Joe, I don't know. You kind of keeps keeps
that trend going right, urban development? All right, here's my question,
is it racist?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
All of Trump's HUD guys have been black, Ben Carson,
Scott Turner. Now they want to give it to Eric Adams.
I think it goes a little further back than Trump's guys.
I'm just saying, what about a little diversity?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
You know what? Yeah? What about producer Kenny? I could
be in charge of housing in urban development and still
do this. Do you know what your duties would be?
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Yeah, duty, dadey, Yeah, exactly what do they do with
the housing and the development thing?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Houses? You know, they are a lot of sound like monopoly, right,
if you get so many houses, you can swap them
for a hotel.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Absolutely, I think it's the same thing. And if you pass,
go you clack two hundred. It's pretty simple. Miss Yeah,
anyone could do that.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Mister.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Oh you know, have you seen the Sydney Sweeney ad
Senator And if so, what did you think about it?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (16:57):
I saw the od and okay, the young woman have big,
beautiful breasts. But let's not lose sight of what's important.
We are the party of ugly fat people. We can't
just allow these Republicans to put a beautiful white young
woman in their ads. We need to keep putting fat
ugly bitches in our ads.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
You know, stay woke, Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson,