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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Feeling.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Did you hear all this? Step, Billy?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I just said while you were gone, I found that
very exciting.
Speaker 4 (00:09):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
You guys had yourself quite a little conversation this morning
without me, didn't you.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Billy I just said that he was enjoying this BBC
chocolate cake.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I didn't never say no BBC stuff. I just said, look,
we got chocolate salty balls and taste pretty good.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
He did actually use the words BBC.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Did you hear him? Did anybody spoil it for you?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yet? I haven't told him what it meant.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh, you do know. You acted like you didn't, but
you do well.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
I someone explained it to me during commercial bro And
to be honest, it means exactly what I would have guessed.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
But I just didn't know. Now I know, Uh huh. Anyway,
I'm guessing one of the bees is black. Since it's
chocolate balls. What is this somebody supposed to gross me
out of chocolate?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, big, big, beautiful chocolate. That's what that stands for.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Bill. Yet it's fine, not at all. I let him
have this moment.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
It's BB's see, Billy, You're gonna love BBC chocolate for now.
On the sea stands for chocolate's like atm machine.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Don't do it, mister Kinneth.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Okay, big yep, that's true. Black, it's true.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
And the sea says chocolate. It's chocolate. Billy, Okay, fine,
have it your way, thank you very much. Now let's
get to the Mexicans. All right, Mexicanos. What's Mexicanos?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
What is this about?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Well, they have this country just south of the border
from Texas.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Why way we're getting to the Mexicans.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Well, Billy had had some news.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
We asked yesterday and and and last week. Where's the
hate that Charlie Kirk is supposed to have been spewing
left and right.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well, now we have found.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
It that Alice Cowboys held a moment of silence before
Sunday's game to honor Charlie Kirk, drawing attention in the
stadium and online. Uh, Charlie Kirk said, and I don't
know when it was, It was a while bag. The
Dallas Cowboys are so easy to hate. Why is every
(02:09):
Cowboys fan like a five foot six Mexican with long
jean shorts. Now you laugh because you also hate everybody apparently,
especially you know, short Mexicans.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Fight, don't.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
No, I mean that is the worst thing he's ever said.
I'm a Texas man. Most of my friends are Hispanic guys,
and I you know, as far as the Dallas football
team goes, I like whichever football team our radio listeners like,
who are in the room with that particular Oh is
that right?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
So?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
To our listeners in Dallas.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Fort Worth, I love the Cowboys, And if you're from
New Orleans, I really love the Saints. If you're from
Georgia obviously, always been a diehard Falcons fan. To our
listeners in Mobile and Pensacola, it's the Buccaneers who I love.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's easy to say.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Now if you're from Houston, No, you really yet to
find that the support level for the Texans.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Around a while.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I've always been an Oilers fan. I think this could
be the year for the Oilers.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
They got to tell you.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Charlie Kirk apparently had some issues with the NFL. Regularly
attacked the NFL, especially their inclusivity efforts. Well, you know what,
same here, you know, paint me the same guilty color
as Charlie Kirk then, because I've had some problems with
him ever since the Kaepernick days. That the first time
(03:36):
that Boa took a knee in the NFL didn't put
a stop to that immediately, and then they went on
to do so many other ridiculous things. By the way, Plince,
we're on the NFL. What is it that they changed
the kickoff rules in the NFL to protect the players.
So they have the kickoff thing where they kick it
(03:58):
in the air and all the players, uh, sit there where,
you know, just stand where they are and watch the
ball sail through the sky and then when the guy
catches it, then everybody it's like, okay, we're all free
to charge into each other.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Now.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
They did that to protect the players, but they didn't
change the college kickoff rules. They don't think they should
protect the kids in school. Oh you know, it seemed
like you start protecting the kids and if that worked,
then you move it up to the adult level. Look,
it's two different organizations, Billy, I know, but I don't
think the SEC is having meetings of the NFL, and
(04:35):
I don't think the NCAA wants their young football players
to get hurt.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
That's the only thing I can make of this lack
of a rule change.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Although I hate the NFL rule Well, if you hate.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
They're all so much. Why are you criticizing the NCAA for.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I'm just asking they didn't bend the need of this
woke nonsense too. Yeah, that's a good question. What's FIFA
gonna do? Who you know, FIFA, the soccer organization? Yeah,
we need to know what soccer fee people are gonna do.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I'm sure that's what the Cowboys fans want to know.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Man, jd fans must to be a Bengals fan. That
has to be hard.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
What NFL team do you hate the most?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Vicingc These Dallas Cowboys?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh yeah, you know what. They're Cowboys are so easy
to hate, it's not even close.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Why Why is every Cowboys fan like a five 't
six Mexican with long jean shorts.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
It's still funny, Charlie, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
By the way, Dallas Dallas Cowboy fans understand the hate.
They know where the hate comes from. It's because they've
been America's team for so long, and whether you like
them or not, that's the kind of thing that will
get the rest of the fan bases for the other
(05:46):
teams to dislike you quite a bit.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Like I'm not keeping score or anything but I just
noticed when you talk that way in front of my
Mexican friends, they don't get offended exactly. You know, it
gets mad about that. The white women of the suburbs,
they are like, oh no, don't agree.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
And apparently that guy that killed Charlie Kirk was it
about the Mexicans?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
No, I think you think that was it.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
No, he was into cross dressing, sex with people dressed
up like furries.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Speaking of we have had a question here at the
email which I think we should address, and if you'd
like to email us, you certainly could go to Walton
Johnson dot com.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
And it's a good start right there.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I guess the shooter, the murderer of Charlie Kirk, will
be in court for the first time this morning. The
question is will his furry girl friend boy boy boys
one but he wants to be a girl. Well, it's
furry date roommate be in court in full costume. I mean,
(06:46):
that's how you would support somebody that you love and
care about.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
You got to.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Admit in full costume would be funny as I would,
I wouldn't be able to have I would have to
take off the rest of the week.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Dude, what if we and I know we don't have
much time.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
What if we got one of these interns around here
to dress up in a costume and show up in court.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
You know, as long as you got like.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
The horse's head on, nobody will know for sure that
it's not the roombate.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
You know, of all the fetishes, and I mean, I
the weird the foot thing's weird, but I.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Gotta think Furri's is right on top right.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Like have you ever been to six Flags or Disney
World with your family and you saw bugs Bonnie here,
the guy in the Daffy Duck outfit, and you thought, man,
I better get a Goofy.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I better get a change of pants, because that guy
should turn me on.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
He able to turn it down a little bit.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
When you see the guy walking around in the Mickey
Mouse costume, You're like, oh.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Man, I'm just oh man, I'm drenched right now, Like
what the hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
By the way, which one is Goofy and which one
is Pluto?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Pluto is the Goofy talks good, good, good good, that's Goofy.
And then Pluto doesn't talk. And I know I know
what you're gonna ask his How could.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
He what if Goofy just you know, and then the
mood to chat, you're gonna misidentify him because he's not talking.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Pluto plays the role of a dog, right, but Goofy
is a dog playing the role of a human like Scooby. No,
Scooby plays the role of a dog with human like tendencies.
It's different. He's still basically a dog. His relationship with
the humans in that show is that he's their dog, right,
But Goofy's relationship is that he is a dog, but
(08:20):
he's not their dog.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I should probably print up some sort of a primer
so that we will always know this.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
All right, Well, I'll simplify it for you.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Pluto.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
You know how Pluto and Goofy are different.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Well, Charlie Kirk's assassin is sexually attracted to both of them.
Is we have a lot of quarrel about whether his
enemy's list is an enemy's list all of his wild
maga behavior.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Stay tuned for more.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Waltman Johnson, Yeah we're back. Everybody high, it's working.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah, we're hello. Hi, it's us. We're a morning radio show.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Just a few moments agoing and invited people to email
list if they so choose to do so, and Randy did.
Randy email he said, By the way, Bill Cosby is
not the one who started eating chocolate cake for breakfast.
I'm seventy one years old and I've been eating chocolate
cake for breakfast since i was six.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
My mom was.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Big on the CCB, the BBC. She enjoyed the British
Broadcasting Corporation. Mom's chocolate cake was addictive, he said. Randy
said he likes BBC in his mom. He said, his mother,
when she made chocolate cake, she would always make two,
(09:32):
one for the rest of the family and then one
for him.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
So you're saying Randy and his mom both liked BBC's
what it looked like.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I bet Randy's a big old boy ate a cake
all by himself every time.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, I guess that's his business. That's what That's what
we're laughing at.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Right.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
You go ahead, and you know, email us with your
I was actually thinking more along the lines of some
some deep thoughts or some memorable quotes or things like that.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
But sure, you're you're my chocolate cake.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
You want to go deep with BBC, mister Kenna.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Apparently that's something that we do. Yeah, speaking of getting plowed.
Another drug boat was smoked by the US military. Trump
was know whing You say smoked, You mean the same
way as the last one. Did you go kobluey? Yeah,
this time it wasn't. It just seemed to be parked
out in the water. But there is a video of it.
We all watched it during break and yesterday.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
It was speeding along, jumping waves like Miami vices. Because
we can hit it either way. Moving target, no problem
for the easy what we call the We got these
smart bombs and missiles and stuff.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Now, yeah, well he's seeking missiles. I think we've had
that for about forty years. But yeah, I love it. Well, yeah,
they asked Donald about it yesterday.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Well we have proof. What you have to do is
look at the cargo.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
That was like it spattered all over the ocean, big
bangs of cocaine.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
And fented all all over the place. And it was
plus we have recorded evidence.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
All right, I white Devil's advocate, White Tuvile's avocate.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I A question, is so good big bags of cocaine
all over the place.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
If we're trying to convince illegal immigrants not to come
to the United States, do you think the president of
America going on TV telling everybody that there's big bags
of cocaine floating up.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
On shore there. It's just right out there.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
All you got to do is walk along the beach
and boy, you'll find just cocaine fentanyl. Alway, is that
gonna work?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
That's probably not what he meant to you know, that
didn't seem to make it sound attractive.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
But yeah, I worry about the fish.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I do. Is that what you're worried about. You're worring
about the fish.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
That much cocaine and fitnel in the water in a
concentrated area like that, it's it's gotta be bad for.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
The for the sea life.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
All right, here's what I want to know.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Let's say hypothetically we were all worried about what was
the other day radioactive shrimp?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Right?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Oh yeah, you don't want that. Now.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
If a grouper eats the fentanyl and group and I eat.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
The grouper for in a group of sandwich, that's and
I'm asking, I love sam, which what happens to me?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Then?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Am I high on fentanyl? That flower?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
I Like a lot of people that eat seafood right now,
they're they're not depressed because there's a lot of antidepressants
that's out there floating around in the ocean water.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Now, okay, all jokes aside. That is true.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yes, it's true.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
The same with ventanyl, the zoloft that your sister in
law has been popping. The whole reason she's a democrat
in the first place. That's all getting into your your
your salmon and your Yes it is. Yeah, so you're
eating that.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Whatever we put out into the planet stays pretty much
here with us on the planet. Wow, you know you
don't you just flush it away. Oh well, it's out
of side, out of mind. No, it's just right out
there in the water.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
You guys aren't the right age for Captain Planet. But
do you remember what it was Back in the eighties?
Ted Turner, the guy that owned TBS and what else.
He started to see end he.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Created only Atlanta Braves.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I think he might have. He was. He was a
big deal in Atlanta.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
He was really concerned about environmentalism, so he started a
cartoon for children called Captain Planet.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Captain Planet.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I thought they called him that because he owned so
much land.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
No, it was a cartoon show, wind water, ice Fire.
It was about these kids. They were sort of like
Scooby Doo, but they were environmentalists. That was the stick, right,
It was vividly ripping it off, and they would travel
around and they would they would deal with different problems.
It's like, this episode is all about aerosol spray cans.
It was the eighties and this episode is all about
you know, pollution from your car. What would they have
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done back then if they had realized that they're fentanyl
and cocaine in Zoloft is getting into the fish. Would
they have had to have addressed that in an episode?
And then I know that I kind of feel like
I got robbed. I want to watch a Captive Planet episode.
I wish you could where the kids eat grouper and
it's filled a Zoloft and it cures their depression and
they're like, actually, maybe polluting the water is helping us.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
By the way, if you you know, had a group
of sandwich somewhere and you didn't think it was the
best thing ever, you just gotta go down there to
the Florida Panhandle right there the Florida Bama line, any
of that area right there, Alabama to Florida on across
destined all that area past that and the little what
do they call them, colorful beaches over there? You got
(14:15):
the colorful beaches up and down that panhandle. Man, let
me tell you a group of sandwiches. I think we
should go on a whole week long discovery trip to
the Panhandle and let's just have some group of sandwiches
and see who's the best. If we do it like
that and make it a contest on the radio, then
they might just let us eat for free.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
And while we're over there, we could eat. We could
eat garballs. You can have all the garballs you can
poke in your mouth. Can he Ain't nobody gonna hold
you back. I'm very as you know, I am very
in tune to the Gulf Coast culinary delights. There are
the particular place where you're talking about is also where
they enjoy a good bushwhacker.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Did you know what a bushwhacker is? It's basically a milkshake,
but it's a cocktail.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
It is.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
It's rum, vanilla ice cream, ammoretto milk and then light rum,
spiced rum, and it's a lot of sugar. Now I
can have one of those, but I can't have like
three or four it.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
And you shouldn't.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
No, No, it's a lot of you get the diabetes,
you get eat up with the sugs.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
As mister Roe's aunt would say.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah, and you don't want to lose a leg.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
No, no, no, I only have two. I can't afford
to lose one, you know, Oh, just the two. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
I kind of like it's the same thing with kidneys.
I mean, I've only got the two. But have you
ever had a bushwhacker before? They always put a cherry
in it. I mean they bring it looks to me like,
I mean, it's good. I just can't drink a lot
of them. It looks like it's not for me. You
know what I like with my group of sandwichies. Beer's good.
What's wrong with beer? Just have a beer?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Can you? Well, here's my question. Be the trendy guy
that has to try something that's you know, oh well,
this is our house favorite here.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Okay, I'm going somewhere with this. First of all, I
don'tdrink bushwhackers. I drink tequila and bourbon. Usually you've had one, Yeah,
I've had it, for sure, I definitely have. It's a
lot of sugar. But here's my question about the bushwhacker,
it's ice cream, right, it's basically a milkshake. It looks
like food for kids. Now Here in our state they
just outlawed what is it the You tell me the
vape pens. They're like, we can't be selling vape pens.
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The vape pen's wild cherry flavor. It's too appealing to children.
It's like, okay, that's fine, but bars are still making
bushwhackers that's basically just a Wendy's frosty with rum in it.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
How they honest with you.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
I'm not trying to give them ideas for things they
can outlaw. I'm just saying how one of these things
is too dangerous because kids might like it, but the
other one's completely fine.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Why not just have a grasshopper instead?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Tell me, tell me again what that is?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
That's right. You never heard of cream dement Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Is that what they put in it?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Well, that's why it's green.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
It's a green cocktail and they're delicious.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
So on Saint Patrick's Day, when you're walking around the
streets of Chicago or New Orleans or whatever, you would
look at white girls puking up green puke.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Every day? Is that what it is? Crim to meth.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Myth, not meth crimed to meth could just be green beer.
You know, sometimes they'll just they're just dyet such green math.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
I thought it was blue math in that TV show. Minth,
you're missing the inn in their men crim de menth myth.
We're saying the same thing. Why is every Cowboys fan
like a five 't six Mexican with long jean shorts.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Feeling.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Did you hear all this? Step, Billy?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I just said while you were gone, I found that
very exciting.
Speaker 4 (00:09):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
You guys had yourself quite a little conversation this morning
without me, didn't you.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Billy I just said that he was enjoying this BBC
chocolate cake.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I didn't never say no BBC stuff. I just said, look,
we got chocolate salty balls and taste pretty good.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
He did actually use the words BBC.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Did you hear him? Did anybody spoil it for you?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yet? I haven't told him what it meant.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh, you do know. You acted like you didn't, but
you do well.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
I someone explained it to me during commercial bro And
to be honest, it means exactly what I would have guessed.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
But I just didn't know. Now I know, Uh huh. Anyway,
I'm guessing one of the bees is black. Since it's
chocolate balls. What is this somebody supposed to gross me
out of chocolate?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, big, big, beautiful chocolate. That's what that stands for.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Bill. Yet it's fine, not at all. I let him
have this moment.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
It's BB's see, Billy, You're gonna love BBC chocolate for now.
On the sea stands for chocolate's like atm machine.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Don't do it, mister Kinneth.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Okay, big yep, that's true. Black, it's true.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
And the sea says chocolate. It's chocolate. Billy, Okay, fine,
have it your way, thank you very much. Now let's
get to the Mexicans. All right, Mexicanos. What's Mexicanos?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
What is this about?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Well, they have this country just south of the border
from Texas.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Why way we're getting to the Mexicans.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Well, Billy had had some news.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
We asked yesterday and and and last week. Where's the
hate that Charlie Kirk is supposed to have been spewing
left and right.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well, now we have found.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
It that Alice Cowboys held a moment of silence before
Sunday's game to honor Charlie Kirk, drawing attention in the
stadium and online. Uh, Charlie Kirk said, and I don't
know when it was, It was a while bag. The
Dallas Cowboys are so easy to hate. Why is every
(02:09):
Cowboys fan like a five foot six Mexican with long
jean shorts. Now you laugh because you also hate everybody apparently,
especially you know, short Mexicans.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Fight, don't.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
No, I mean that is the worst thing he's ever said.
I'm a Texas man. Most of my friends are Hispanic guys,
and I you know, as far as the Dallas football
team goes, I like whichever football team our radio listeners like,
who are in the room with that particular Oh is
that right?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
So?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
To our listeners in Dallas.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Fort Worth, I love the Cowboys, And if you're from
New Orleans, I really love the Saints. If you're from
Georgia obviously, always been a diehard Falcons fan. To our
listeners in Mobile and Pensacola, it's the Buccaneers who I love.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's easy to say.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Now if you're from Houston, No, you really yet to
find that the support level for the Texans.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Around a while.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I've always been an Oilers fan. I think this could
be the year for the Oilers.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
They got to tell you.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Charlie Kirk apparently had some issues with the NFL. Regularly
attacked the NFL, especially their inclusivity efforts. Well, you know what,
same here, you know, paint me the same guilty color
as Charlie Kirk then, because I've had some problems with
him ever since the Kaepernick days. That the first time
(03:36):
that Boa took a knee in the NFL didn't put
a stop to that immediately, and then they went on
to do so many other ridiculous things. By the way, Plince,
we're on the NFL. What is it that they changed
the kickoff rules in the NFL to protect the players.
So they have the kickoff thing where they kick it
(03:58):
in the air and all the players, uh, sit there where,
you know, just stand where they are and watch the
ball sail through the sky and then when the guy
catches it, then everybody it's like, okay, we're all free
to charge into each other.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Now.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
They did that to protect the players, but they didn't
change the college kickoff rules. They don't think they should
protect the kids in school. Oh you know, it seemed
like you start protecting the kids and if that worked,
then you move it up to the adult level. Look,
it's two different organizations, Billy, I know, but I don't
think the SEC is having meetings of the NFL, and
(04:35):
I don't think the NCAA wants their young football players
to get hurt.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
That's the only thing I can make of this lack
of a rule change.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Although I hate the NFL rule Well, if you hate.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
They're all so much. Why are you criticizing the NCAA for.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I'm just asking they didn't bend the need of this
woke nonsense too. Yeah, that's a good question. What's FIFA
gonna do? Who you know, FIFA, the soccer organization? Yeah,
we need to know what soccer fee people are gonna do.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I'm sure that's what the Cowboys fans want to know.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Man, jd fans must to be a Bengals fan. That
has to be hard.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
What NFL team do you hate the most?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Vicingc These Dallas Cowboys?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh yeah, you know what. They're Cowboys are so easy
to hate, it's not even close.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Why Why is every Cowboys fan like a five 't
six Mexican with long jean shorts.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
It's still funny, Charlie, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
By the way, Dallas Dallas Cowboy fans understand the hate.
They know where the hate comes from. It's because they've
been America's team for so long, and whether you like
them or not, that's the kind of thing that will
get the rest of the fan bases for the other
(05:46):
teams to dislike you quite a bit.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Like I'm not keeping score or anything but I just
noticed when you talk that way in front of my
Mexican friends, they don't get offended exactly. You know, it
gets mad about that. The white women of the suburbs,
they are like, oh no, don't agree.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
And apparently that guy that killed Charlie Kirk was it
about the Mexicans?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
No, I think you think that was it.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
No, he was into cross dressing, sex with people dressed
up like furries.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Speaking of we have had a question here at the
email which I think we should address, and if you'd
like to email us, you certainly could go to Walton
Johnson dot com.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
And it's a good start right there.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I guess the shooter, the murderer of Charlie Kirk, will
be in court for the first time this morning. The
question is will his furry girl friend boy boy boys
one but he wants to be a girl. Well, it's
furry date roommate be in court in full costume. I mean,
(06:46):
that's how you would support somebody that you love and
care about.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
You got to.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Admit in full costume would be funny as I would,
I wouldn't be able to have I would have to
take off the rest of the week.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Dude, what if we and I know we don't have
much time.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
What if we got one of these interns around here
to dress up in a costume and show up in court.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
You know, as long as you got like.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
The horse's head on, nobody will know for sure that
it's not the roombate.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
You know, of all the fetishes, and I mean, I
the weird the foot thing's weird, but I.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Gotta think Furri's is right on top right.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Like have you ever been to six Flags or Disney
World with your family and you saw bugs Bonnie here,
the guy in the Daffy Duck outfit, and you thought, man,
I better get a Goofy.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I better get a change of pants, because that guy
should turn me on.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
He able to turn it down a little bit.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
When you see the guy walking around in the Mickey
Mouse costume, You're like, oh.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Man, I'm just oh man, I'm drenched right now, Like
what the hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
By the way, which one is Goofy and which one
is Pluto?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Pluto is the Goofy talks good, good, good good, that's Goofy.
And then Pluto doesn't talk. And I know I know
what you're gonna ask his How could.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
He what if Goofy just you know, and then the
mood to chat, you're gonna misidentify him because he's not talking.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Pluto plays the role of a dog, right, but Goofy
is a dog playing the role of a human like Scooby. No,
Scooby plays the role of a dog with human like tendencies.
It's different. He's still basically a dog. His relationship with
the humans in that show is that he's their dog, right,
But Goofy's relationship is that he is a dog, but
(08:20):
he's not their dog.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I should probably print up some sort of a primer
so that we will always know this.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
All right, Well, I'll simplify it for you.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Pluto.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
You know how Pluto and Goofy are different.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Well, Charlie Kirk's assassin is sexually attracted to both of them.
Is we have a lot of quarrel about whether his
enemy's list is an enemy's list all of his wild
maga behavior.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Stay tuned for more.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Waltman Johnson, Yeah we're back. Everybody high, it's working.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah, we're hello. Hi, it's us. We're a morning radio show.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Just a few moments agoing and invited people to email
list if they so choose to do so, and Randy did.
Randy email he said, By the way, Bill Cosby is
not the one who started eating chocolate cake for breakfast.
I'm seventy one years old and I've been eating chocolate
cake for breakfast since i was six.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
My mom was.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Big on the CCB, the BBC. She enjoyed the British
Broadcasting Corporation. Mom's chocolate cake was addictive, he said. Randy
said he likes BBC in his mom. He said, his mother,
when she made chocolate cake, she would always make two,
(09:32):
one for the rest of the family and then one
for him.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
So you're saying Randy and his mom both liked BBC's
what it looked like.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I bet Randy's a big old boy ate a cake
all by himself every time.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, I guess that's his business. That's what That's what
we're laughing at.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Right.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
You go ahead, and you know, email us with your
I was actually thinking more along the lines of some
some deep thoughts or some memorable quotes or things like that.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
But sure, you're you're my chocolate cake.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
You want to go deep with BBC, mister Kenna.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Apparently that's something that we do. Yeah, speaking of getting plowed.
Another drug boat was smoked by the US military. Trump
was know whing You say smoked, You mean the same
way as the last one. Did you go kobluey? Yeah,
this time it wasn't. It just seemed to be parked
out in the water. But there is a video of it.
We all watched it during break and yesterday.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
It was speeding along, jumping waves like Miami vices. Because
we can hit it either way. Moving target, no problem
for the easy what we call the We got these
smart bombs and missiles and stuff.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Now, yeah, well he's seeking missiles. I think we've had
that for about forty years. But yeah, I love it. Well, yeah,
they asked Donald about it yesterday.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Well we have proof. What you have to do is
look at the cargo.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
That was like it spattered all over the ocean, big
bangs of cocaine.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
And fented all all over the place. And it was
plus we have recorded evidence.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
All right, I white Devil's advocate, White Tuvile's avocate.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I A question, is so good big bags of cocaine
all over the place.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
If we're trying to convince illegal immigrants not to come
to the United States, do you think the president of
America going on TV telling everybody that there's big bags
of cocaine floating up.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
On shore there. It's just right out there.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
All you got to do is walk along the beach
and boy, you'll find just cocaine fentanyl. Alway, is that
gonna work?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
That's probably not what he meant to you know, that
didn't seem to make it sound attractive.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
But yeah, I worry about the fish.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I do. Is that what you're worried about. You're worring
about the fish.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
That much cocaine and fitnel in the water in a
concentrated area like that, it's it's gotta be bad for.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
The for the sea life.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
All right, here's what I want to know.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Let's say hypothetically we were all worried about what was
the other day radioactive shrimp?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Right?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Oh yeah, you don't want that. Now.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
If a grouper eats the fentanyl and group and I eat.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
The grouper for in a group of sandwich, that's and
I'm asking, I love sam, which what happens to me?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Then?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Am I high on fentanyl? That flower?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
I Like a lot of people that eat seafood right now,
they're they're not depressed because there's a lot of antidepressants
that's out there floating around in the ocean water.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Now, okay, all jokes aside. That is true.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yes, it's true.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
The same with ventanyl, the zoloft that your sister in
law has been popping. The whole reason she's a democrat
in the first place. That's all getting into your your
your salmon and your Yes it is. Yeah, so you're
eating that.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Whatever we put out into the planet stays pretty much
here with us on the planet. Wow, you know you
don't you just flush it away. Oh well, it's out
of side, out of mind. No, it's just right out
there in the water.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
You guys aren't the right age for Captain Planet. But
do you remember what it was Back in the eighties?
Ted Turner, the guy that owned TBS and what else.
He started to see end he.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Created only Atlanta Braves.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I think he might have. He was. He was a
big deal in Atlanta.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
He was really concerned about environmentalism, so he started a
cartoon for children called Captain Planet.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Captain Planet.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I thought they called him that because he owned so
much land.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
No, it was a cartoon show, wind water, ice Fire.
It was about these kids. They were sort of like
Scooby Doo, but they were environmentalists. That was the stick, right,
It was vividly ripping it off, and they would travel
around and they would they would deal with different problems.
It's like, this episode is all about aerosol spray cans.
It was the eighties and this episode is all about
you know, pollution from your car. What would they have
(13:33):
done back then if they had realized that they're fentanyl
and cocaine in Zoloft is getting into the fish. Would
they have had to have addressed that in an episode?
And then I know that I kind of feel like
I got robbed. I want to watch a Captive Planet episode.
I wish you could where the kids eat grouper and
it's filled a Zoloft and it cures their depression and
they're like, actually, maybe polluting the water is helping us.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
By the way, if you you know, had a group
of sandwich somewhere and you didn't think it was the
best thing ever, you just gotta go down there to
the Florida Panhandle right there the Florida Bama line, any
of that area right there, Alabama to Florida on across
destined all that area past that and the little what
do they call them, colorful beaches over there? You got
(14:15):
the colorful beaches up and down that panhandle. Man, let
me tell you a group of sandwiches. I think we
should go on a whole week long discovery trip to
the Panhandle and let's just have some group of sandwiches
and see who's the best. If we do it like
that and make it a contest on the radio, then
they might just let us eat for free.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
And while we're over there, we could eat. We could
eat garballs. You can have all the garballs you can
poke in your mouth. Can he Ain't nobody gonna hold
you back. I'm very as you know, I am very
in tune to the Gulf Coast culinary delights. There are
the particular place where you're talking about is also where
they enjoy a good bushwhacker.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Did you know what a bushwhacker is? It's basically a milkshake,
but it's a cocktail.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
It is.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
It's rum, vanilla ice cream, ammoretto milk and then light rum,
spiced rum, and it's a lot of sugar. Now I
can have one of those, but I can't have like
three or four it.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
And you shouldn't.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
No, No, it's a lot of you get the diabetes,
you get eat up with the sugs.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
As mister Roe's aunt would say.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah, and you don't want to lose a leg.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
No, no, no, I only have two. I can't afford
to lose one, you know, Oh, just the two. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
I kind of like it's the same thing with kidneys.
I mean, I've only got the two. But have you
ever had a bushwhacker before? They always put a cherry
in it. I mean they bring it looks to me like,
I mean, it's good. I just can't drink a lot
of them. It looks like it's not for me. You
know what I like with my group of sandwichies. Beer's good.
What's wrong with beer? Just have a beer?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Can you? Well, here's my question. Be the trendy guy
that has to try something that's you know, oh well,
this is our house favorite here.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Okay, I'm going somewhere with this. First of all, I
don'tdrink bushwhackers. I drink tequila and bourbon. Usually you've had one, Yeah,
I've had it, for sure, I definitely have. It's a
lot of sugar. But here's my question about the bushwhacker,
it's ice cream, right, it's basically a milkshake. It looks
like food for kids. Now Here in our state they
just outlawed what is it the You tell me the
vape pens. They're like, we can't be selling vape pens.
(16:11):
The vape pen's wild cherry flavor. It's too appealing to children.
It's like, okay, that's fine, but bars are still making
bushwhackers that's basically just a Wendy's frosty with rum in it.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
How they honest with you.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
I'm not trying to give them ideas for things they
can outlaw. I'm just saying how one of these things
is too dangerous because kids might like it, but the
other one's completely fine.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Why not just have a grasshopper instead?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Tell me, tell me again what that is?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
That's right. You never heard of cream dement Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Is that what they put in it?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Well, that's why it's green.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
It's a green cocktail and they're delicious.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
So on Saint Patrick's Day, when you're walking around the
streets of Chicago or New Orleans or whatever, you would
look at white girls puking up green puke.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Every day? Is that what it is? Crim to meth.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Myth, not meth crimed to meth could just be green beer.
You know, sometimes they'll just they're just dyet such green math.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
I thought it was blue math in that TV show. Minth,
you're missing the inn in their men crim de menth myth.
We're saying the same thing. Why is every Cowboys fan
like a five 't six Mexican with long jean shorts.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
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